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Issue 1044 FELIX December 13th 1995 IC Loses £2 Million In Tory Budget Cuts
BY ALEX FEAKES AND bereft of any strategic direction". MICHAEL LUDLAM The fiery meeting refused to Higher Education capital spend- receive the speech from the edu- ing cuts of over 31% announced cation minister, Eric Forth, and in last month's budget could have threatened to reduce the number far reaching consequences for of student places and charge fees Imperial College. College offi- rather than force staff cuts and cials were quick to condemn the diminishing quality of education slashing of Universities' budgets, from out-of-date equipment. which could see IC up to £2 mil- Faced with massive reduc- lion a year poorer, raising the tions in capital spending, money spectre of top-up fees for stu- which is earmarked for replacing dents. equipment and renovating build- Kenneth Clarke's budget ings, many institutions are con- proposals were labelled a case of templating top-up fees. These PHOTO: WILLIAM LORENZ 'robbing Peter to pay Paul' by would be a levy on students Reserved for the Bus: ICU has lost its parking spaces to a fleet of angry universities who are bitter entering higher education to pay mobile offices, the temporary home to the contractors demolishing that the government has cut hun- for their tuition, currently paid RCS II to make way for the new Basic Medical Science building. dreds of millions from the Higher for by the tax-payer. However, Story: pages 2 and 3. Education Funding Council for this could also lead to the situa- England's budget to give £878 tion where only the rich and affect some places more than vate sector funding for capital million more to primary and sec- those capable of attracting spon- others. Manchester, for example, projects such as new buildings ondary education. It was pointed sors or a scholarship would be suffered a 10% cut in funding last and research centres. However, out as being particularly ironic able to go to university. year which they achieved with almost all institutions agree that that Gillian Shephard was trum- News that Manchester voluntary redundancies, leaving the PFI cannot be effectively peting the sidewards shift of University, one of the 'Russell them no slack with which to applied to education. These feel- money as an advance in education Group' of powerful institutions absorb another 31% drop in ings are typified by those of funding. which includes Imperial College, income. Cambridge University, "PFI The Committee of Vice- is seriously considering charging The government's proposals requires a guaranteed income..., Chancellors and Principals met top-up fees, led the group to con- for Higher Education include the which academic buildings do not last Friday to discuss a response vene an emergency meeting last widening of the Private Finance provide ...teaching and research to what one vice-chancellor de- week. The cuts of £500 per stu- Initiative (PFI) to allow educa- buildings do not bring in a profit." scribed as "an act of vandalism dent over the next 3 years will tional institutions to attract pri- continued on page two
New Union Advisor Budget Cuts to Grants DR Snubs Medics
Martin Thomson has been The November budget brought Replying to a statement on the appointed the new union advi- gloom to student as the manda- medical students' concerns over sor. Martin says he's 'really tory grant was slashed by a fur- the social space in the BMS, the pleased' to be dealing with IC ther 9%. However, luckily for Deputy Rector caused a storm m students' problems on a perme- some, the duty on beer by failing to properly consider nant basis page 2 remained the same. page 2 their suggestions. page 3 TWO . FELIX WEDNESDAY DECEMBER 13TH 1995 NEWS continued from front page to preside over the creation of an Speaking to Felix, Richard American-style "Ivy League" of Stacey, communications officer super universities where the peo- News in brief at Manchester University, said ple who go there would be based that 'private finance is not a on financial standing and not aca- BY THE NEWS TEAM chance of getting a job. Luckily viable option. The bottom line is demic. Sir Ronald Oxburgh, for him, the agency quickly put that private companies would Rector of Imperial College, Free Rape Alarms some work his way, and this want to make a profit.., and this called the cuts 'derisory' and sus- Concerns have been expressed encouraged him to enter the would mean charging students pected that they would affect by Matt Crompton, DP(F+S], competition run by the show. for the privilege.' He was keen to Imperial badly because of the over the fact that few people are Speaking to Felix, Andrew affirm that 'Manchester would heavy slant toward engineering aware of the availability of free seemed unfazed by the whole not go it alone [among the and science. The College would rape alarms from the union. business, saying he was 'indiffer- Russell Group]' but would not want to affect the quality of The alarms are available ent to seeing [himself] in print', expect that if one did, others its degree, and is likely to look to from the union office to any that and that it was just an idea he might follow suit. He was scepti- overseas fees to make up the dif- ask as part of an ICU initiative to took up to earn some money in cal whether or not the situation ference. Top-up fees were criti- reduce rape incidents among stu- the summer vacation. He was would change under a Labour cised as being a highly inefficient dents, especially for those stu- reluctant to consider modelling government means of raising funds, as so dents who live far away from col- as a full time occupation, citing IC sources say that College much has to be 'given back' in lege. the hard work, massive competi- tion and often having to face do not want to charge top-up administration and scholarships Two sorts of alarms are rejection as reasons not to get too fees, and certainly does not want for the less well off. available from the union office, involved just yet. However, he namely gas-powered and elec- said having the modelling as a tronic ones. The gas-powered sideline would be useful as living Grant Cut By 9%; Banks alarms are available for free in London as a student was so whereas the electronic device expensive. costs £3. Say No To Student Loans Take up on the offer has Although Andrew didn't been slow, which has been walk away with the top prize, a The government has further has increased in line with infla- blamed on inadequate publicity. contract with a top London mod- cut the maintainance grant for tion, whereas Access Funds, the However, student representa- elling agency, he hasn't been put home students by 9%, bringing it discretionary money doled out to tives would encourage students off the business, he now wants to and the Student Loan to com- universities for them to give to to get an alarm if they feel vul- concentrate on building up his prable levels. Elsewhere, the big students suffering extreme fina- nerable, especially Matt, who portfolio of modelling work and four high street banks are set to cial hardship, have been frozen at would like to reclaim the space completing his degree before making any career decisions. unanimously reject governmental £28 million for all universities. they are occupying in his office. overtures to take on the Student The troubled Student Loans Loan mantle, saying that there is Company has been a target for a New Security Chief ICU Appoints New no way that they can make sell-off as part of a drive for effi- A new Chief Security Officer has Advisor money from the scheme, dashing ciency. However, the govern- been appointed to look after the After an exhaustive two rounds government hopes for a quick ments preferred method of doing daily workings of Security of interviewing, ICU have finally privatisation. this, getting a commercial bank Operations. Mr Kenneth Weir appointed a new Union Advisor The government plans for to run the Loans operation, has has served as an Military to replace Minever Kavlak, who increasing the numbers of stu- come unstuck as Midland Bank Policeman in the army and has resign earlier this term. There dents entering higher educaton has announced that it had been had extensive experience in were a number of candidates for have stalled at just over 30% par- 'unable to define a commerically investigations. the post, but the position eventu- ticipation as spending cuts are acceptable framework' for the Mr Terry Briley, the previ- ally went to Martin Thompson, being sought throughout the.sys- system.. The other big clearing ous incumbent whose prolonged who has been acting as locum tem. The highest loan available banks are still in talks with the absence due to illness led to the until the job was filled. Martin has been raised to accommodate government but are expected to appointment, might return after will officially starting at the the drop in grant, and the total react similarly. Mr Weir's six month contract beginning of next term. expires. Mr Weir can be contact- ed on 48904. Student Wins ICU Loses Parking Spaces Experiment Flight Catwalk Finals Material Scientist Jason In an unexpected move, College The offices occupy the An unusual idea on how to earn Maroothynaden has won the has removed all of the Union's spaces set' reserved for ICU's some cash over the summer led opportunity to carry out an parking spaces around the cam- minibuses, which are now double first year Andrew Mayes to being experiment in zero gravity after pus, as part of a 40% reduction in parked behind Linstead Hall. a finalist in a modelling competi- winning a competition run by the total. The space is being Places have been set aside for tion run by BBC's Clothes Show NASA. taken up the site offices of con- disabled drivers, and disabled Magazine. The Chemistry fresh- Jason will try and fuse a tractors hired to demolish the students requiring spaces for er had some photos taken by a ceramic and a metal during the old Chemistry Building south of next term should still apply to friend in the business and sent two hour flight which will have a Imperial College Road. the Union office soon. them to a local agency on the off brief 20 seconds of zero-g. NEWS FELIX WEDNESDAY DECEMBER 1 3TH 1995 . THREE Medics Meet Match in Deputy Rector
BY DIPAK GHOSH teaching and research, as well as research staff if it does not have the whole community, but warns Student concerns over the Basic social space.' "attractive" SRF. that while the new BMS building Medical Sciences project have The students' document of The document claims that will contain social space for stu- been rejected by the Deputy concern suggests specific areas they are not aware of plans for dent activities, 'it is not intended Rector, Prof John Archer, as which need to be addressed with extending the present library to serve as a major restaurant'. groundless, prompting medical regard to projected numbers of facilities and the proposed expan- The Deputy Rector goes onto students to form an action group student and staff that will occupy sion of sports facilities. They also reassure Miss White that the stu- to oppose the current plans. The the BMS, including the restau- claim that the existing bars will dent's views are represented student bodies most closely rant, sports, bar and common be 'unable to cope and would through 'well established lines of involved are worried that their room areas. The student bodies potentially represent a fire haz- communication', including the views have not been taken seri- appealed to the Deputy Rector to ard' and that a bar within the House and Estates Committee as ously and that the planning com- reconsider, and since construc- BMS would serve to reduce the well as the BMS Planning mittee has tried to exclude them tion does not start until mid pressure on present facilities, Committee. He also claims that from the decision making February 1996, they reassure him especially with ICU's move to the ICU gave their support to the process. that it is not too late to change the Sherfield building in doubt. strategic sign-off of the plan at The concerns were set out in the internal compartmentalisa- They also seek reassurance for the end of the summer. to a document titled 'Student tion of the building. The student the proposed book shop on the Miss White agrees that there Concern Regarding the BMS unions pledge their support to ground floor of the present is good line of communication Building', which was submitted making ICSM 'the best in the library. between ICU and. the various to the Deputy Rector and all the country' but they believe it can- In his reply, Prof Archer committees, but complains that potential occupants of the BMS not attract the 'desired calibre of details plans for expansion of they do not listen to their views. on 21 November 1995. The stu- students as well as academic and sports and catering facilities for She also said that the House dent representatives of Imperial Committee tend to talk more College, St Mary's Hospital about immediate issues concern- Medical School and Charing ing IC but not issues relating to Cross and Westminster Medical the BMS, because the plans have School all formally backed the not yet been finalised. Refuting move. the part of Professor Archer's The document highlights reply which stated that ICU had particular problems regarding the signed the agreement on the proposed provisions of "student plans at the end of the summer, social and recreational facilities" she said that it was not signed by (SRF); from the most recent set her, nor was she aware of it being of plans for the BMS, the space signed on her behalf. for SRF has been reduced from Expanding on the concerns 826 m2 to just over 300 m2. This raised in the document Miss social space will not be large White said that "there is not even enough to accoommodate the enough space for students to dis- new Imperial College School of cuss issues arising out of a lec- Medicine (ICSM), estimated to ture." She claims that ICU gave be 1000 new students and 400 no full backing for the plan and staff. they have not bothered to ask The Deputy Rector respond- what they think. Moreover "they ed to this document on the 29 [the medical school planning November in the form of a letter committee] seem to have to Sarah White, the ICU arranged this sign-off meeting President. It says that while the when none of us could attend total number of students that will maybe because we had objections to the plans". join us from all the institutions PHOTO: DIANA HARRISON will 'not change dramatically', we Digging for the future: an army of contractors descended on the site However, she endorses the will need to utilise all the medical of the RCS II building, condemned to demolition to make way for aim of this project and believes colleges' sites, as well as the new Basic Medical Sciences block. They are under the hire of that this will undoubtedly be an Silwood. He also claims that the Schal International, the company brought in by Imperial College to "outstanding" medical college, BMS will have substantial stu- oversee the construction of the BMS. but goes on to warn that if the dent and recreational space, but Last ditch attempts to find a buyer for the antique interior of SRF is not reviewed then medics warns that 'at South Kensington the lecture theatres, often used as settings in period dramas, have may go to other sites in the BMS, we have to balance against the been unsuccessful. They are now likely to be cleared away with the so it will not fulfil the aim of inte- available space, the desire to rest of the building in time for construction to start in mid February grating students from Imperial establish first class facilities in next year. and the medical colleges. FOUR . FELIX WEDNESDAY DECEMBER 1 3TH 1995 NEWS ICU Bid For BMS Books RH Deny Their Ruggery
BY DIPAK GHOSH decide who runs the bookstore is BY AAARK BRIDGE minibus on the night it was seen Imperial College Union hope to not yet open. Moreover, the The Union's lost welcome mat outside Beit, he quickly became move their bookstore to the College has yet to appoint a com- "miraculously" turned up at very hostile and aggressively cut ground floor of the library as part mittee that can consider applica- Royal Holloway's Clubs and off the call with 'I havn't got of the expansion of the South tions from bidders; the criteria Societies Officer Shams Sadek's time for this, [and] don't call Kensington campus brought for deciding who runs the book- office late last week. back...' When attempts were about by the Basic Medical store have yet to be finalised." It The mat was bundled from made to contact other RH Union Sciences building. The space is widely thought that potential Beit Quad in the small hours of officials, Mr Sadek consistently vacated by the move will be used bidders, apart from ICU, are Thursday November 16th as intercepted the communications to expand the selection of sta- likely to include Blackwells and union stewards were clearing the and further clarification of his tionary sold in the present site. Dillons. midweek sports crowd from Da role was not possible, suggesting Plans for the library include Mr Crompton commented Vinci's. Many IC clubs had invit- acute embarrassment at Royal adding two more floors on top of that ICU would naturally like to ed their opponents over after Holloway Union over the rug the present building and an run this bookstore because it will their British Universities' Sports snatch. enlargement of the basement for be better run and more account- Association matches with Royal Sarah White said that she storage. Latest designs for the able to students. Asked to Holloway. Security footage clear- and Clubs and Societies BMS bookstore allocate 224 m2 expand on this claim, he said "at ly shows an unidentified Royal Sabbatical Tim Townend would of floor space, whilst the remain- the moment the bookstore com- Holloway student entering the be travelling to Royal Holloway ing area will be occupied by the mittee runs the union bookstore, Union followed subsequently by to retrieve the mat within the entrance to the library and the and this has student representa- a huddle of RH sportsmen carry- next few days. 'I don't care Haldane collection. tives and sabbaticals on it. If our ing one of their drunken compa- where or how it was found, it's There are, however, many bid for the BMS bookstore is triots out, with the mat, into a just found' she commented. The technical difficulties with the accepted then this set-up will waiting silver minibus. incident caused Sarah White bookstore are yet to be resolved, continue to be used. We will Speaking to Felix, Mr Sadek considerable embarrassment at highlighted by Matt Crompton, keep prices down whereas the was in. dally quite genial, howev- the time because she was at the Deputy President for Finance others would be run to make er, when questioned about who gate as the students walked by and Services. "The bidding to profits." had actually booked their silver with the mat. Suicides Rise Blamed on Financial Stress
BY ANDY SINHARAY versities, has not been matched stress] who would never commit communication. "Some do slip A report published by Liberal by an equivalent expansion in stu- suicide in a hundred years... it through the net, but I encourage Democrat MP Don Foster has dent support services." She depends on personality." staff to refer students to me." He shown an eightfold increase in added, "the main factor is Although suicides have further added that the system of student suicides over the last undoubtedly financial worries." occurred at Imperial in recent pastoral care and personal tutori- decade, a period which has seen a ICU Welfare Officer, Stephen years, he felt that welfare provi- als operating at the moment was doubling of the student popula- Webb, agreed: "I also note that sion at Imperial was adequate, fairly successful, and was indeed tion. the male suicide rate is consider- and that such incidents could better than that offered at other Entitled "A report on the ably higher than that for females well have been down to a lack of establishments. level of student stress and suicide amongst students, and that in the rates" it emphasises that it repre- male dominated atmosphere of sents "merely a 'dip' into a very IC, men are less likely to seek complex field" and that it is "by counselling. There is perhaps a no means an authorative survey." tendency to assume that males However the report does show have no specific problems." that "a large number of students IC's own student counsellor, who took their own life were, Don Adlington, emphasised that according to the information we there was not necessarily a dis- have received, scientists", also tinct connection between stress, indicating that since 1993 men be it academic or financial, and appeared more likely to take suicide for an individual student. their own lives than women, with Although he felt that students mature students being "especially had "a slightly less secure base vulnerable". then there used to be" financially Sarah White, ICU president, and otherwise, he did feel that commented that "it highlights statistically there probably was a PHOTO: DIANA HARRSION concern that the recent expan- link "Suicide is a different phe- sion of student numbers in many nomenon to depression," he said, Going Down: Students are working increasingly long hours and face HE colleges, polys and 'new' uni- "there are some students [under greater academic and financial pressures. NEWS FELIX WEDNESDAY DECEMBER 1 3TH 1995 . FIVE Royal Albert Hall Looks Back to the Future for Science and Arts
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BY ANDY SINHARAY finally condescended to consult thefts around college, it seemed Felix 1041: Torpedoed ICU over the Sherfield move... that ICU may not be moving to ...thy were to be well and truly Felix 1034: Tripping Sherfield after all (or Sheffield as sunk after no less an eminence as Freshers tripping merrily into Felix 1036: Bent Over the RCSU would us believe). David Mellor MP torpedoed South Ken were accosted with One Fresher tripped maybe too Aside from there being a union their plans for their clubhouse the tale of a stone lion called merrily to a Rag event only to end who were none too fond of the development, with the Borough's up sprawled on the Sherfield idea Estates Director, Ian planning commmittee throwing walkway, with allegations that Caldwell, said that "the costs out the scheme. Mellor said he perhaps offering free spirits to appear to be higher than we feel was "delighted that the balance... * A AA « students wasn't such a good idea. comfortable with". Miguel Port- between the interests of the DP(F&S) Matt Crompton had a-loo visited ConSoc (according locals is not to be destabilised." approved the event, so long as to the Labour Club). Portillo's Back at ConSoc, John Gummer I Rag were aware of licensing rules. visit passed off with surprisingly faced questions on topics from Richard Willis' actions were said good behaviour from both stu- pollution to privatisation. Petty S^^^AS4-IAA^^ Ak'Sfe to be "highly commendable" and dents and speaker. crime was also in evidence (else- 'Reggie' tripping back to KCL. "new students were not encour- where). The Clayponds Estate The RCSU, having unburdened aged to over-indulge". Was he was hit by more burglaries, and KCL of their mascot last term, really responsible? Was Rag fail- ICU was hit by the theft of its repatriated Reggie, though with- ing in its duty to stop students front doormat. The Conference out the traditional charity dona- getting drunk? Was Time Out centre was hit by impending clo- tion. RCSU president Mo Dulloo really that far wrong? Meanwhile, sure, and Richard Willis was hit said he wasn't entirely happy IC Boat Club was exchanging by defeat, losing his appeal with the situation. Not unlike broadsides with Putney residents, against disciplinary punishment Sarah White, "extremely cross" who were concerned that and facing a £75 fine. with the College's minimalist extending the boat house would Felix 1039: Baffling approach to discussion on the destroy the local area. Sports Police were unexpected invitees Felix 1042: Witch Sherfield move. There was a manager Frank Murray said that to the Halloween party after fire Theft remained a problem, and spate of burglaries in Clayponds; IC was "bending over backwards" alarms set Linstead and freshers could now trip in anoth- a spate of vandalism in Princes to meet wishes of the locals. Southside residents rioting dur- er sense after it emerged that IC Gardens (after the security barri- DP(C&S) Tim Townend was ing the night. Linstead Bar was students could now obtain ecsta- er got, well, vandalised), and a unsympathetic: "If they live on a consequently shut, baffling sy with surprising ease. Chris spate of building projects every- river, what do they expect?" many as most of the student Smith MP was merely doing IT where else. drinking supposedly took place at LabSoc, talking to the club Felix 1037: Batterings in Southside. Fire alarms were about the information super- Felix 1035: Extreme Visits, visits everywhere and lots also giving hall residents highway. Linstead's now leg- Freshers tripping merrily in and lots to drink. Princess Anne unpleasant wake-up calls amidst endary Halloween party saw the Freshers Fair may also been came to ElecEng to open a lab, criticisms that they were sub- tribunal (witch-hunt?) of a re- accosted by the non-IC Islamic and Bernard Jenkin MP came to standard. app take place. group Hizb-ut-Tahrir. The org- visit the much maligned anisation, accused of extremism ConSoc. Drink: not so much Felix 1040: Escape Felix 1043: Bumper started exhibiting outside Beit booze but the controversy it was Physicists fumed over a smoking A bumper crop of thefts contin- Arch without the permission of still generating (Are you listen- ban in their department, with no ued to rock IC as Olave and ICU, who called the police. ing, Time Out?) The once space allowed for them to light Linstead Halls were hit. Other Extremism of a different kind "highly commendable" Richard up. Hope had however lit up for was reported by Time Out mag- Willis was accused of "irrespon- Linstead Bar, with Pro-Rector azine, highlighting IC as having sible actions" with speculation Prof Swanson deciding that the a drink problem. This was rife over his disciplinary hearing. closure decision had been a bit denied (vociferously, of course) One of his supporters planned a rash. The RCSU got afflicted by Sabbaticals and the Pro- motion of no-confidence in with more than the usual defi- Rector, Alan Swanson, saying ICU's exec, believing Richard to ciencies with the resignation of only a tiny number of students be experiencing needless batter- their VP and the (threaetened) were affected. And College ings from too many people. Not loss of their office. A consider- burglaries included exam candi- unlike the entry barrier on ably more serious loss occurred dates of their own calculators Watt's Way, vandalised three after a Rowing Club boat broke in under new regulations, and chari- times in as many weeks. half during training, though its ties of their earnings as as it crew swam to safety: "We were emerged that Rag week hadn't Felix 1038: Sheffield lucky to escape with our lives," been quite the money spinner it With Richard appealing over the said one of the escapees. Maybe, was planned to be. Sarah White disciplinary and a spate of bike but... looks less cross, though. Intoxication can breed infidelity. It would be judge who finds someone guilty of a crime but Mary was churlish to try to make out that Christmas is all because he loves the criminal so much he choos- sitting ner- doom and gloom but, with all the commercial es to serve the jail term himself. But, because he vously in the hype, the artificial merriment and the very real was God he said that he would rise from the room. By her depression that is around at this time of year, it dead and that we could then have a relationship side was the begs the question: "Have we missed the point of with him where we would be free from guilt and trough that Christmas?" shame and could have "life to the full". was once Undoubtedly, the answer is yes. For the Now, these are pretty staggering claims. used for animal fodder but was most part this is a conscious decision due to peo- Given this, it's hard to understand how anyone now serving as a makeshift cot. ple's unwillingness to associate themselves with can claim that he was just "a good bloke". Any Joseph walked in and a chill what they see as a fairy story about a baby being man who claims to be God is either a liar, a swept through the room. He bom in a bam. Fact is often difficult to separate lunatic, a legend or the Lord himself. As C.S. looked at Mary, sitting there from fable but in this case it is easy to judge in Lewis put it: "A man who was merely a man and expectantly and looking a bit favour of the former. That Jesus was bom and said the sort of things Jesus said wouldn't be a fretful, and said, "Oh, cheer up lived is not in question because of the historical great moral teacher; he would either be a lunatic love, it's Christmas." evidence, both from the Bible and other sources. on a level with a man who says he is a poached Unfortunately, this is how In fact, historians and theologians agree that egg - or else he would be the devil of hell. You many people feel during the so- there is more independent evidence for Jesus' life must make your choice. Either this man was and called festive season. Whether than for Julius Caesar's invasion of England and is the Son of God, or else a madman or some- it's due to S.A.D. (Seasonal wouldn't give you the time of day if you suggest- thing worse... but don't let's come up with any Affective Disorder), the Santa ed otherwise. So, is that the point of Christmas? patronising nonsense about his being a great Claus-trophobia caused by A baby boy called Jesus. So what? How did human teacher. He hasn't left that open to us. droves of people out shopping something seemingly so insignificant result in He didn't intend to." and items in shop windows cry- something which is celebrated in hundreds of And so to the point of Christmas. If Jesus ing, 'Try me, buy me!", or just nations across the globe? Well, contrary to popu- was God and he died for us and he rose from the due to the endless re-runs of lar belief, the marketing man can't take all the dead and God loves us so much that he suffered 1 } Moonraker and The Great credit. The answer lies with who Jesus said he for us, then that's definitely something worth cel- was. Escape on television, we can ebrating. Obviously there were many people always find sometiring to moan To pull no punches, Jesus said that he was who believed this two thousand years ago and about. God. Moreover, he was killed by the Jews of the many more who believe that today. Of course, there are many time for saying so. He claimed that he come to Perhaps most striking is the fact that none of of us who take the purely hedo- save people from their sins. Put simply, no Jesus' friends believed that he was God and nistic approach (and not just at human being, he claimed, was good enough to deserted him when he was about to be put to Christmas) and eat, drink, be earn themselves a way into heaven by doing death. Soon after, those same people, who had merry and drink some more. 'good deeds'. Everybody crosses their conscience. once been so fearful for their lives, claimed that But the sad fact is that more If we can't live up to our own moral standards they had seen Jesus, and that he was God, and relationships break up over how do we expect to be able to live up to God's? they were eventually put to death for saying so. Christmas and New Year than at Jesus said that he would die in place of us to pay r r 1 any other time of the year. the penalty for our wrong-doings, on a par with a Vikrant Bansal
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----..-..'... :; & v " ... . -. : ; ;-. .:. . " peli ,.,ft.; : f is.->'. i - B room, or stranding aimovmg inormally put ice cubes in suck as lUlii si )lirt!>v'{l.lUlWtl"> milk or Guinness. —""""^ -^TlT * Nat Barb and Vlll Ben Wilkins baker from the rest of the College to the simon detriment of the charities they seek Well, here we are, the end of the to help. We aren't a particularly term. Time certainly flies when mean-minded lot here, but people you're having fun, and also when understandably do not have much you're so snowed under with work time for events like the Slave that you don't have time to keep up Auction. Rag is rather like middle with the latest alcoholic offerings in aged parents dancing at a disco. You Southside. OK, it isn't quite that dearly love them, but just wish they bad; current favourite in that temple would sit down and stop embarrass- to the beer god is Sun Stroke, a truly ing you. awesome pint. My lords and masters One subject that I have been mean- tell me that this week's Felix is in the style of ing to cover since the start of the term is the loaded and this column is no exception. So here behaviour of ConSoc. I would never dream of we go. Birds, booze, fags, drugs. Ferrunism? laying bare my political affiliations, but the more Bunch of arse! Honestly, I'm not taking the piss, astute among you may appreciate that I identify- loaded is brilliant. Take the December issue, more closely with them than the Socialist which was lying around chez moi. It's the first Workers. It is for this reason that I have held issue I have read, and I cannot recommend it back a rant about their actions of late. But no highly enough. Frank Spencer, an interview with more. The childish bickering of Ian Bayley and Beth, erstwhile Neighbours crumpet, and to top latterly Geoff Boon is utterly disgraceful. it all, some delightful shots of Emma Noble, the Constant jibes about the press coverage, epito- drop dead gorgeous babe from Bruce's Price is mised by Ian Davey in issue 1042, are not only Right. Nice to see you, to see you nice. in most cases unfounded but highly counter-pro- Now I've had a cold shower, I shall return to ductive, opening the party up to ridicule. A litde more slightly more serious matters, with the less time spent jamming the letters page of Felix news that Rag really cannot organise a piss up in would allow you to promote the party success- a brewery. I find it amazing that a beer festival at fully at a crucial time. I fear that the only way a university that, we are told, is solely populated that the Press Officer can control these waring by alcoholics, can result in only half the ale being factions is to put them one by one in a room with sold. Although the situation was undoubtedly a revolver. Even then, one fears that most of the not helped by the infamous 'Rag-gate' business bullets would end up lodged in their feet. earlier in the term, the problems that have lead ConSoc do not have the monopoly on ropey to the most pathetic Rag Week in living memo- PR. The letter from Prof New, obviously a grad- ry are more fundamental (I wonder how long it uate of the Bernard Manning Charm School, will be before they blame the National Lottery). concerning a request for information on discipli- It must be clear to all the Rag Exec that the per- nary procedures is one that I am sure he will ception of them by the rest of IC is not a partic- come to regret. While everyone would agree ularly favourable one. People are tired of the that the RCSU can be a tad annoying at times, same old silly antics trotted out each year that this was not an example of the way a member of are beyond embarrassing, rapidly approaching this College's staff should'fcehave. Whether Julia pathetic. Rag Mags are produced where shock Knight was acting outside her remit or not, the tactics are employed as a substitute for humour 'total misapprehension about discipline at IC' is (admittedly slightly less so this year), displaying not hers; halls do have systems of fines in lieu of a mentality similar to primary school children legal action, as exemplified by Linstead. Minor leaking up rude words in a dictionary. Don't get drugs offences are often dealt with internally, me wrong, I am not suggesting that their motives rather than by the Police, where a caution would are in any way suspect. Some very worthy caus- be issued. To sneer at a polite request for infor- es are supported each year and a lot of money is mation is not becoming of a man in his position, raised. But its methods, which even the RSMU and one I suspect he would not suffer gladly criticised, have resulted in its near total alienation from one of his residents or students.
Subwardenship in Southwell Hall
The deadline for the above position has been extended to Friday 15th December. We are hoping to appoint a postgraduate student who is planning to remain at college for at least 18 months. The position is available from early January. Application forms are available from the accommodation office and should be returned to Ken Young, Department of Chemistry. NB. Southwell is a lively undergraduate Hall, people requiring sleep are advised not to apply. album: madonna - some- choice and sounds more like something from thing to remembercaroiine Bladerunner. Tilings improve with '111 Remember' trying to set the scene for an album of classic | A A AA: \ A A A A-; A "So much controversy has swirled around my Madonna: strong vocals over a decidedly '80s key- It's not released till January, career... that very little attention ever gets paid to board feel, building to the ultimate... 'Live to Tell'. ft^^SlK^:::fe.:: A AAv-A'; my music. So... I present to you this collection of It's puzzling, though, that 'Spanish Eyes' is not ballads," states Madonna on her latest album, included. reviewing it now. With lyrics 'Something to Remember'. Excellent, except that You'll See', the new singles, shows imagina- that should be on everyone even her diehard fans probably remember her tion, Hispanic overtones and a will to survive hearts and an angelic, acoustic intro building more for the likes of 'Like a Virgin', 'Into the through the '90s. The other new tracks, however, Groove', 'La Isla Bonita' and 'like a Prayer' than for are standard singer-in-nightclub songs which are the ballads. too safe to be really interesting. Nevertheless, dais album shows Madonna While 'Something to Remember' would be a doing what she does best - singing (not acting!). 'I good background tape to girlie nights in or dinner Want You' as first and last song (a faux pas that parties, mostly all it does is to invoke memories of you wouldn't expect from Madonna) is a poor slow dances at school discos back in the '80s. (6) -; iSSf AffMf gig: bruce Springsteen - Springsteen's lyrics weave stories around acoustic versions of songs thai the ghost of torn joadan human nature and rarely leave anything to the lis- 'gm$S3M: ' - A: Ai'f A A The title of Springsteen's eleventh album tener's interpretations. Feelings of resentment are acknowledges the character created by John captured in the story of two Vietnam veterans Steinbeck. More than half the tracks comprise whose paths eventually cross again. His voice car- just him and an acoustic guitar with the odd spine ries the songs beautifully, and all with a sincerity chilling harmonica thrown in. that would be laughable coming from most The album opens with the title track and pro- singers. gresses with various tales of the down to earth Accusations of hypocrisy may be justified in lives of immigrants. The immigrants in his musi- view of his constant portrayal of hard working, cal tales range from those crossing the border to middle class lives when he lives anything but a life II A| AI A'? A; A: '= A A:; A A AAA find a better life; to that of an ex-convict trying to like that. However, his ability to provide a script is Bl:llS;SiAAA«A::A^A^?^ lead a straight life, and even to war veterans trying beyond comparison and will always be the to fit back into society, like his previous albums, essence of his music. 111;!* A AAA A A A A A A this one has a very strong American flavour with This is not another 'Born To Run' and most passing references to 'Nam and life in a rural listeners will be put off by the slow moving num- ::;;;::: s:;;;:i;;N:;.;;: : AjAA^ town. bers. It is a examination of the human nature and While this may put a lot of people off, the how our basic instincts might survive or change iifiiiM^ basic theme about trying to make life worth living under the most suicidal of conditions. Let his Ii:-A|AI^U!''>AAA'\c AAA/1 under difficult social conditions is sometiring that voice be heard and you will be touched. An fftt^^^^ff^tf'^;i^:£WSi most of us can relate to in more ways than one. unquestionable (9). iff \ tltlf A AA AfA iff A il At A "f Ai" AlllAAA-;:: AA'A AAA A Aft
gig/interview: dubstarmr trout Wi^M^S^fSMf£^i^>&Xfi The gig itself, though, was quite disastrous. I enquired about the Camel lighter that Dubstar's The technical problems hinted at in the interview Kow this is taking die proverbial guitarist Steve was using to spark up his Marlboro reared their unpleasant heads at annoyingly fre- SS^S^Ml}fi'-ii :='-' ' hffWW-% light: "Actually, me mum quent intervals, with great 5|iiA|?|:V:;:/!^ ISA ^A;:1^: '.'-; - didn't know that I smoked chunks of unintentional feed- that old Frank Isn't even on it, until I sent off for it. I was off back effectively destroying any fiiif8ifififiiM£ touring so I wasn't at home to chance of creating the kind of and is newly acquired World intercept the mail. Then she atmosphere that this style of read I was smoking in Select trip hop/rock so desperately and she got really mad at me." needs. Ho, ho, the excesses of rock The high point of the set was : : and roll. the soon to be released single, ^SMSMi:4MMiifi£li:if A After that, almost anything If you are to believe the 'Not So Manic Now', which popular music press, Dubstar j seemed to capture the imagina- ^Siff^&WiMiifMifiMiM^ti have a lot going for them. tion of the crowd and the band lllllllllll'IAA- AIAOA A ,' AAIA A; Their debut album in its lazy brilliance. From there 'Disgraceful' hardly set the the gig went downhiLl, each from a land who once ^cacl chart aflame, but it took them song melting into the other. For iff-i^K^M^f^i-.' f€-i'[ fff from nothing to magazine a band noted for their diversity, 3 covers, and a fair army of fans they managed to sound very Ailil A A A Af ': ': A A. A-1- :s fil A e A in no time at all: "We have 'samey', and approached the been absolutely amazed by boundary of boredom. back the gladioli ] say. At least we the fans' reaction to the tour. WeVe Let this not detract from the unarguable each gig than the total that came to our previous quality of their album, but from this evidence, tour." Dubstar are simply not a live band. -gig: busru best singles of the year, that they're flying the flag iplpPp-' :P:iP P ' :' *