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ce searche lIt the secret ingredie at makes t e award-winning funnyman that little hit special UNION DRAVII I-IEAV%7 1110B Professional firm THAT MADE IT BIG hired to curb `thuggish behaviour'

BY A STAFF REPORTER UNION boSses have discarded student bouncers at weekends amid fears that they were unable to cope with an increasing number of violent disturbances. And their professional replacements Show Sec will police the union building on Friday and Saturday nights at less cost. But the move has sparked fears that the new firm will be over zealous in their approach to maintaining order. OPINION • PAGE fi Existing security staff saw the move as a knee jerk reaction made without proper consultation. Yet ironically a spokesperson for ShowSec admitted that they would be employing students as part of their security team. FULL STORY PAGE 4 FULL STORY • PAGE 5 EIM BSE: THE TRUTH BEHIND THE SCARE STORIES - PAGES 12 AND 13 UNIVERSITY OF LEEDS NEWSDESK 243 4727 Leeds Student, Friday May 1 1998

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ABOVE: Becca Mountford, Societies Officer at LUU, believes students could be forced to Capri -dumb. The graduate six months late worst fashion LEFT: The centre of the controversy disasters ever PAGE 20 New fees PLUS action Strike ballot `comes at the wrong tune' Ry_CATHERINE BURT FEES campaigner, have in protest come under fire after organising the latest protest against the lecture levy.

“Utlitalii%Ivit hciplewerit begins the NUS is ratting for students to lobby at cutbacks parliament in one last attempt to stop the government adopting Wether-ing the BYIELIAOTTCWION crisis on it -redistribution of tuition fees. Funds front arts to sciences.- The Teaching and storm. Life with A TEACHING union is WHAT THE UNIVERSITY SAYS "The collapse of the elect:yes Higher Education Bill threatening strike action will enter the House of Georgie at Leeds Utd UNIVERNIT1 is "In the meant inw. the market us another reason." he after three Philosophy said. Commons for its final ccommittedommitted to keeping the University cannot treat swift!! reading within three lecturers' contracts here numbers of fixed term Philosophy differently to other At the 00M.1 zeds University weeks and the decision not renewed. contract shell to 31 fixed term contract staff who Union agreed in principle to hack And an Ordinary General are in exactly the same the AtjTif their Internal ballot N, thaemutie by the end abtilliUiC minimum. .fwiill Meeting at LIEU on Tuesday I veds was one of the first position. Thai would be unfair proposes turther action, But the 16 reasons why supported the Association of universities in the country to and iniquitous. matter has 10 Co lo 1 1111111 Counrii The national lobllyor for the !louse of Cummorts If nil crsity Teachers' decision ;dudish waivers in clintructs. "Balancing security of Final ratification. has hero set for Tony is still cool 10 hal lot its members tor a one- "A major review of fried employ Illetli with the Sources close to the campaign day walk-out. term contracts is now uncertainties of funding and have suegested that exams could Wednesday May 13 and ii man) students feel this The three lecturer.. a ho do underway with llw aim of changing requirements for staff be. disrupted as part of the action, is an inappropriate not wish to he named, acre on reducing the overall numbers. Is not an easy problem to "II Union Council decide the ch fixed tern' contracts which run This review is already starling snlve." appropriate tone to .strike is oice. out in July. to produce results and is the during exams. then that's what Suzanne Elliott. a Ilistot, finalist. said: Chrn:('hilvers. a Philosophy right way to find fair and University of heeds. we would have to do,- said Becca and Psychology third year who consistent improvements. April 2x 1998 Mountford, societies officer at " l'his has come at completely the wrong 1. co-ordinating the campaign LUU. "But Oily 1111.1%ly it would he time. I full) support the .aid' -The bottom line is we're "Also tau of the school's "There will he no demmental very unfortunate if exams were anti-fees campaign but twang staff and they're not going the level or quality of research fellows are taking up etlect on affected." I will not 1w involved with to he replaced teaching provided to students.- teaching duties as permanent A -supporter explained that the lobby because I "Our echicatson will sutler a. members of the lecturing staff The Philosophy department in the event of a strike exams simply don't have time. a result .' and another lecturer has returned has been struggling financially would he picketed as taking "With mulls to worry At I representative Jeffrey -WM. all year. They are operating at it 'Wall .1 Witten exams would amount to about I can't imagine Toner Ills. opposition I(' Two full time lecturers will loss of up to 151/.000, which "scabbing". man, other students will the contracts- lie argued that the has prompted sonic of their WHERE THE he returning trom research lease But the official AUT he going to London hard term' aspect left little job and a ill he available tor teaching CP Wit ly.A.tti to speak 'tut In support spokesman maintained that the either. ,tuhiiiiy. Some staff had even dune. in 199K/99 Of their department. REST IS beleaguered earliest they could strike was The NUS should been refused mortgages because "These factors mean that At Leeds University's the Iasi week in the exams lime organised an event ol the insecutts of their posts, all teaching presently- undertaken Ordinary General Meeting last COMMENT 6-8 -SariSrls that ‘Neck 1,ium like this much earlier 1h- chomc.1 by the three fixed term stet can Tuesday one of the three lecturers JEFFERY ON FRIDAY 9 one u1 a 10111:: 61 .4 optima ssr rather than leaving It licod •I Inc School of he covered next year without is hose contract has not been has he said. until t he tery last FEATURES 12-13 11+11,r,o1, 1101 Prrr). lieu appointrTlents..- he.ontinued. renewed blamed the cash-11•1a .irk: ells'' OW kies11,111 11 not to ally minute." YOUR STARS J17 depend 'hi' Tibr lilt E'ssc will be TELEVISION JI7-23 billl.‘i organising free coaches `Staff are not being replaced and our Theh.1lt.It 11.10L t. V.Cle to the national lobby and CLASSIFIEDS 14 1 , p! 1111 tr.. (. , 111u, .1 . education will suffer as a result' 1:1 St' ,11:1.1.1,1). ilia Ilse 1e511h• publicising upcoming SPORT 21.24 ills: 1,1 Suit 101,-* ,W.P•,i116..1 OelliSariMild the union ti.. - Chris Chilvers, Psychology & Philosophy 3rd Year !Or .1 ,11.11)1Ci building. Leeds Student, Friday May 1 1998 NEWSDESK 243 4721 3 BLIND DATE TURNS IN TO BIG BREAK FOR EX•LEEDS LANGUAGE STUDENT Jenni has it all worke' out

GOOD MORNING: Jenni will star alongside the queen of daytime TV Judy Finnigan in a new show gATHERINE WHEN Jenni Falconer appeared on Blind Date she never believed her 15 minutes of fame would lead to stardom. But her performanee on the game Nhov, has led to an =a:ring turn in fortune for die luck. 22 - year- old. She ha. now been signed up to star alongside Judy Finnigan in a new prime time HA ,on,irmer prograirrimc. Jenni ha, Olt her Spanish and Italian degiee Leeds University to take up her post and ni,,A to make her career in tele\ !slot' DAYTIME TELEVISION - MORE HARROWING THAN HOLLYWOOD • Page 10

Iler role nil Carl Wrwl r)u will he u. roving reporter basing with Finnigan. time HEY JUDY: Jenni certainly found something special on her blind date • a career as a television presenter presenter of TIPO .l1r 0 the riip-raied dayiinie Cilia's sofa v. hen she selected Donda hael.A. •how she preents with her husband Richard lo.ho claimed to he a atheletic -sporPonan. WHY TELLY FAME IS BECOMING JUST THE JOB Madelev- Rut Jenni was stunned v. hen extriocri ihunLI Jenni's blind dale four yeas,: ago fed to her CiIIITC out behind the screen - all 2.0 shine ‘.,1- BUDDING television stars and Saints College. hit the headlines when she being .potted by Scnttish TV producer Douglas "whtli the screen went hack I realised wivs the journalists should forget their media went on one of Cilia's dream holidays Mack imam_ whole audience had been t.tughttig.- she said- studies degrees and get on Blind Mile. only to find Ike man who had picked her He saw N Ar quails) in .lenni's interview My -Blind Date worked in terms of work. But sadly, leo act Urn kaAt. was going out with somebody else. trehnique and Asked her to audition for a part although Donda's great, the spark just wasn't really For Jenni's rise to tell) stardom isn't But soon after the newspaper attention in a TV show, dune the lirst time students from Leeds have had died down. lucky Claudia moved to Tlw first Joh led ro others which in turn has Jenni. who has already Appeared on 1T‘''N 21) gone on to make their names in the London and began work for Sky given Jenni her big break which has forced her to v.111 he hoping !hat the sparks will ignite for her media. Television. curtail her studies, u lien the series starts on May 14 Two years ago Spanish student Jenni is now looking forward to The Scottish beauty had an eventful time on Claudia Christie. from Trinity and All following in Claudia's footsteps. 3 NEWSDESK 243 4727 UP TO Security If 4 PEOPLE FROM LEEDS TO bounced LONDON & BACK only 34* out by new firm

Now all you need is three friends!

Yes, that does mean £34 total for the whole group of 2, 3 or 4

people with a 4-Sight ticket. You'll he given reserved seats for BOUNCERS al LIM have been replaced BY ALEX CAMERON both journeys when you book, so please make sure you can put at weekends by a professional (inn after fears students and that the union shoo Id contilmc to provide that they could no longer ensure the safety studt-c up with your chosen companions for a couple of hours, as you of union members. g regading sick leave And the spiralling costs of an effeolve student and holiday pay niean that employ ing ShowSec part will be expected to sit with them. And hold stalled service means that Union bitsses have been time could he a cheaper option. hands with them. And know what colour fumed in employ a security team based tiurside-the And this comes as Iwo bouncers were rapped university. earlier in the year after being caught snagging whilst their toothbrushes are And of course, this Medi:v:1%ton tor:mph)) ShowSec on Fridays and on ditty. -Sight Saturdays was taken by Union Council on Friday - Bit! in a bizarre twist, a spokesperson for ShowStx magical tare is only available oft-peak. in hut many eststni security members are outraged admitted that they would be recanting from the at the decision. student body in order to maintain efficiency litnit•ci numbers, on selected services. So if sou want a 4-Sight I hie current bouncer who did not wish it, he named "Students are welcome in come and work for '-aid. "It wus t ham.) decision and suivr:isms weren't us. We've had plenty of ticket you'd better get itt quick - at least .i days before you want experience with students at properly consulted, Brad ft rid, York and Ripon and we've worked ar Leeds t o travel if you're going to call in at the station or a rail appoint- "I admit that something needed to be done on prey musty. II there's a problem then'A per cent of Saturday nights but this was not the right was to go ,.the ht. ic titunic n rain he resolved without resorting to ed travel agent, or at least 5 days before 11 you're going to book about it. The decision lett many allematives unexploird and WAS a ease a people voting on something they Studs it security .till operates Monday toThursday in 0345 125 678 (between 0800 and 2000). know nothing about.- and will continue to man Intro-week and large events Pete Moorey. Services Officer at Lilt' played tilt Templehead in time refectory. But despite the cost down (cars of students being fired to accommodate henetias for the union many students c, ,nsider ShowSec iwsec. etnyt,YeeS "No one will he made redundant. In the third term EMS Barton. a seen Ind year Chemistry student. thei e is u natural drop-off with many students said. -It seem. RI he going at but ton tar to have going atm Lid and others who give a up It r concentrate firms like ShowSes for a student bar I think it will their work he tri~in_ out completely the wrote message ' MI He continued: -The ino,.c. is .Cry much .nn Nn■I I'll■,)Ls intalist %lark Smith added "By experiment this term and there is the possibility or the look art Show Sec. 1 don't think he starring it not connnionF-, hclieve that %Went; should pohee on them!" ■4

Leeds Student, Friday May '1 1998 NEWSDESK 243 4721 Wisden fame Bern's for Brian and model club his canned-id ff-'4-4er carrot show

ei_MATT_MN.E.V_ER STNIOR 1.111 lecturer Brian "Bad Boy" theeseman has !bond himself in cricket almanac ►Virden after his carrot antics at last summer's tleudingley Test match. Cheeseman, Principal Lecturer of the School of Applied Soria' Sciences. is on the vett of fame after featuring in a PROSPECTIVE nn ide 1,-11 u wanted story headed: "Nlan dressed as carrot by a lop talent agency.wroc_i Mathew rrUM TeSi match:" (;enever lie said he was -chuffed as nins" about On Monday night the Select inottel the article and added -TVs just grate.- agency will he in Majesty k eyeing the eccentric 14(11dt-oar vi ore the coastline up the new student talent rot the loraisellaulkl liar charity, but vi as removed Catwalk,. Irian the ground by over-ix-410ns security The agenev are at the Lints as pan guards is ho failed to get to the mit a the or II, lai r lo be /via Yet/ night. alone problem. its i-zuest 1),I and ex-world bovine Ile was bundled tat with erudite by ch;iiripons Nigel Bonn stewards intent on throwing out carrots 'superstar DI Carl Cox is to keep the peas. heudluu ne[11.' 11.111i. 11,11..1.1.% .• • • In previous years, he itgon/u lid y'ill he Ioincd by has unearthed such tins Walker iii rhe ks costumes as a Polar Bear I lic cv..-111 m [Ill 1117..... and a Linn in which to go UDEN 41.,1 L:P": • chte.KETEKS-ALVANACK ot: Nil \ 10 the Wailingly!, Test ,f 101,1 'hart match- ■ is hieing idnied Ilitt when quincd about .; trots fsetaiesiy1. ;.'. all 1 dinet.it o.-ks still h:ffiLli douh: whether lie will /wsperling carrot fashion again next And 111111,1‘. 11.\ Cr, I•.T R:;111,1 sit llllllet, he said, chewing ••11 1,11.L!: 5'5.6:11111U 1, It 'user: "1 Iv lips are sailed." W11111111! 1 1 1.141 1111, 111 1.11 -I 34 1:1111 II Brian has inns adopted }list ticite a lam .11- his "lead Boy" tag. but insists Iris been •..r..!,1,11 it is nothing to ch t with hint.

'I hope it is fairly tongue • WM, Ing• V1/4-•6 ii. Cheek, but Imimild prefer srsnething like • !hippy Boo' - • `Convicts' hit instead.- he joked. But now Brian's new the stage found slice of stardom has left him lacing a tough time '1/4 I; RI d I' of convicts wilt he taking from Nab colleagues and In the slag(' at Tetley Hall of students who have forced residence in a play called Oar him to have his carrot cake feur ritry Guar/. wrika Crrrhrrirrr and eat it: Hart. 'Tye emwrieneed a nth of notoricrty - I-he play, written by Timberlake and bent worship. but I've also got a kit of %%ertenbaker, is based OH a true pity." MAKING A SILLY POINT: Brian's charity carrot capers have been acknowledged by Wisden Pic: Ross Parry story about the very first Australian colony from England. 11w colony is made up of convicts ho attempt to stage a play. struggling with only Iwo scripts. MI illiterate cast and the leading lady nn trial to be hung. Ian Nutt. director of the play said: "We will laugh, we may be Women's minibus moved, we may even think a little. -Can you suggest something else that will pros ide such an evening?" Performances are at Spin on Ma) 9 and 10 at Burton Crescent i o "leach ngley. drivers rapped Tickets are priced U.

IIYCATHYJEAta the White littered reassurances for Icinalc Singers Til REF. Women were left stranded students wanting 141 use the ho• at Beckett Park late at ttight after v. omen's priority. hits and it W111licit are wanted twoWomen's Priority Buses drove waning at the allotted time they ysill Flake orr with men on hoard. no problem getting on." A 1.,,iiaoke night is being run by a The students claim a member ill Jeans said: 11 was passed at an ()GM Fresher al the Hyde Park pub. it pin. LIvILISIT exec. In the driver's seal of that the service Si 11., Id he changed [tout Collie rine Burt, i he second bus. refused to ask the male a Wcralerl's Safety Bus to a Women's Every Thursday, from K311 until students to give up their places. Priority Bus. If there are spare seats. inert I I pm potem ia I stars can go and In an anonytnnus letter tit Lee& Student are allowed on. strut their stuff. the students say they were -refused access "Tile bus is an extremely valuable Harry Barnett from LIvIti, who to the minibuses on Wednesday March sery ice. Our students are ex Iremely lucky organises the event. said: "Leave that the service is still there, considering 25 because the buses were both full your attitudes at home. come in and the financial t.-onstraints." and over half the seats were occupied by have some fun.- male students." BOSSES: Jeans (left) and White (right) defended the LMUSU bus service The bus service is soon to he extended to midnight. to reflect the new librars His main aim is to attract students. As a result of the incident. the girls The angry women also clam, that the turn up on time and let all the girls on with a national competition entry had to make their own way home_ opening hours at Beckett Park. bus was overcrowded. Ed White, who that were waiting, They then let the available for the best singers and Jerome Jeans. president of L USA) In December there were fears for manages the service_ admitted: ''The lads on. said: "The drivers have been reminded the future of the bus when the service lop prizes available. drivers have accepted that they did allow "The drivers said they would come faced closure due to a lack of funding The humus will skin from Thursday that it is a women's priority bus. overemwding and I have given them both hack fur the girls, and on their return the "I know there was a member of exec LMUSti was faced with having to raise May 7 with the top prize as a holiday drivers saw the girls getting into a eat to final written warning for misconduct. I 2.11XX) to keep the lus after the university for two hi the Bahamas. Entry forms on the bus and he has been disciplined "Any future misdemeanors and the 'From my point of view, as manager accordingly. He has also been reminded had withdrawn its funding. are available front the bar. drivers will he Bred_ But the buses did of the service. they did the right thing in of the LNltISU code of 'conduct." 5 6 Leeds Student, Friday May 1 1998 COMMENT Leeds Student Just another ceasefire, or an end to Ulster's violent legacy? OPINION If your name's not The final push for ShowSec, you're just not coming in

vet- the years Leeds I..niversity L nion's bouncers have come in a peaceful future for a fair cical of 0criticism - rightly or w rongly But By Dr Paul Dixon for once, they '[C the ones being Lecturer in unceremoniously booted out of the Government, union and told never to come University of . back. Now you might allow yourselt the Ulster slightest of ironic :miles at this vi, irked turn in fortune. but this time they were only doing their job. T THE start of LI . I.1 base told them in no uncertain the first IRA terms that their Vital see ices are no Aceasefire in longer required on Friday. and Saturday August 1994 it was nights, and that they've been replaced by difficult to see an a group of professional heavies from downtown. accommodation which Surely the most important aspect of could bridge the gap this sorry tale is that our bouncers, on the between unionists and whole, know what they are doing. They nationalists. are familiar with the people they deal At that point the peace with. the way the place is run. They arc process could he all things students themselves and as such can be tactful, whereas Showsec are unlikely to to all people. Nationalists he so discerning. celebrating on the Falls Vsliat is more worry ing Is 1 he reason Road could imagine that the Show sec were approached in the first Provos had won the day and place. Uttlim bosses may talk money, but Irish unity was on its way. vs e - and the union bouncers - knov, ih.it Fur some lio, .11 Isis tin the there IN S impl ■too much trouble , .11 ShanIshill the Kai was over and 1,1/4 CekCild nights lot them to op: ■.. fill, They had won_ Time would tell And that's the bottom line. Changing w hat the shape of any personnel is unlikely to make a jot of settlement w as likely to he and diff.Tenee. That said. Show Sec arc a well 1N !tether unionist and trained, professional outfit From football nationalist claims could he matches to gigs at the Town and Country balanced in a was that would Club. they give the impression of keepim: lead to peace. order. The outline of the Good Friday But Showsec aren't going to stop the peace deal was widely anticipated trouble from starting. They're just going and was to a considerable extent to he more effective at dealing unit it dictated by what was deemed to he politically possible. If Mitchell and when It does ignite. Maybe LIN should the nationalist!. had .hafted the he looking at their door policies rather unionists then Trimble would I WANNA HOLD YOUR HAND: Blair and Ahern loin together in photogenic harmony than the people they have on the door. either have walked ilia of the talks or else been forced out 01 pins/et by The North-Solidi 114 ore An independent ci munission There have been reports that his hardline rivals major concessions, republicans ate with foreign representation will Prosos have ;dread!, been The buck stops at the Drumeree Parts Ito III have likely to sell these as part ol the report by summer 1999 on anew f)tiltLing. . In Londonderry a been reminders 01 the deep transition to Irish units. pollee structure If reform of the assaulted a member tit a ("IRA women's bus stop t.cetattirin animosities in Northem The removal tit the Republic's KU(' i.aia;ompanied by which was bombing a bank. Long Ireland and the ;rinky of loyalists territorial chum over Northern decommissioning and a term there may be a hid to to bring the region to a standstill. Ireland - which it was felt gave continuing ceasefire - this will - legitimise' this 'policing' by his is one of those The British g'tvernrnent would legitimacy to the IRA's violence - make it more acceptable to bringing ex-paramilitaries into have been left to pick up the occasions where we can vs ill help the ULM leader sell the unionists. reformed sett% ice' - pieces. deal to unionism, Nationalists gain although unionists and some all heave a sigh of relief However if the British and from a strong commitment to the NIONISTS have nationalists will find this hard to unionists had shafted the that something didn't equality agenda and security reassurances from Blair that sit much. T nationalists. the Provisional,. the process of The peace dead is likely to he happen. U would have ended their ceasefire Republicans may also take decommissioning w ill begin fragile and in need of constant ■ The LI IUSU Women's Priority Ns hilt' the alienation of the SDLP comfort from the swift release of numediatelr atter the assembly attention and shoring up. Even if Bus rules state that if a bus is about would have made any prisoners, and gains on the comes into hieing in June Those parties and people support a accommodation a distant prospect. to equality. justice. language and paramilitary organisations whicli settlement it could unravel under leave. men are allowed to tray el if The Northern Ireland deal there is space. So it was probably demilitarisation agendas_ do not begin deemmnissioning will the impact at rising tensions, scents reasonabh well balanced. Sinn Fein and the IMP are not he able to hold office in any particularly av er security- issues. just a ills-interpretation of how the with something for everyone. The going to have considerable Nonhern Ireland government. This exploited by anti-deal politicians bus should he used which left a Northern Ireland assenthly was problems •CliiI1g this agreement to is a vital sytnbohe issue for and paramilitaries on both group of women waiting at Beckett strongly opposed by republicans as their supporters. But this was unionists who have suffered at This was the tate of the I 9 a 'return to Stormont'. Bs contrast Park. always going to he the case. Al savagely at the hands of republican power-sharing experiment. their fellow nationalists in the least now we have an impurtunitr paramilitari es. - HUI if something had happened. the tune there are important parties SDLP wanted a powerful to see whether. under current Paradoxically-, i I republican and paramilitary groups - to authorities - always so keen to underline assembly. circumstances. this is possible. paramilitary violence is to he paraphrase 14ndon Johnson - the fact that they provide these services - The UUP 'conceded' this. The security agenda is vital for halted the Provisional IRA may -'inside the tent pissing out rather would have had a lot of explaining to do. although many unionists favour a unionists. The question of reform need at least some 01 their than outside the tent pissing in." It's not as if we don't know how strong assembly to return of the RUC is highly divisive' 489- weapons lit enforce discipline and dangerous Leeds can be. democracy to Northern Ireland and of Protestants find reform of the curb their 'hardline' republican • Paul Divan is a farmer Leeds to ensure the accountability of the RUC unacceptable whereas ..1C1cit- rivals in the Continuity IRA and Oliver-city lecturer and an expert - proposed North-South body. of Catholics think it is essential. the INI.A. on Northern Ireland 6

Leeds Student, Friday May 1 1998 LETTERS) Unfair Murray prints Mini-fuss waves liear Editor. Dear Editor. On tvlareti 251tr a look Inoid, acid I were refused access tic the I AM unimpressed by your Women's Safety Bus because paper's.consistenil) negative it was lull. Over coverage of LSR I 07,41.11. half the seats were - occupied by nark. students Like the terris Nniartif it is a and the driver said nothing could be mediu mn through which stone. literally hundreds in students Worse still. a male member ot and Leeds residents are EMU exec was sag in the together gaunt!g invaluable experience. pros iding a much passenger scat of the second hus but he rrInsed.to iln anything As needed service to the a result we walked home. cointriunity. Why are male students Any article %.0.1 do.:tde tit getting priority I,Ncr nalc•, !HI include about the station Vot ■Illerl'S safely bus. ' alwas s ended IA nit random Wily did a n winner tit c necutive quotes Iruin scm snide:11S not enforce the obit% ill 'Ito who could he ■IN 1411(11101 Lis service-' their raffle We need leassurances that 1-11.e the paper. I_ SR is ma this solace gives priority tic in competition with nam termite SlUtkras so we are riot all media. Ii aims in till a gap riot left standing! catered lor 11y Galaxy. Aire of Radio Leeds and musically Name and address supplied that is a gaping chasm. Complainants of the station usually refer to the presenting quality of a few urns and errs - Art attack they should check out the nest Dear Editor, superior breakfast shows. lunehtmu: soap opera and LAST week's critic cot the -ivoi) driveby shows, tower brigade' was right to point This year has been huge liar SPOT THE MISTAKE: RING 243 4727 FOR YOUR PRIZE out that the payment of lecs and f_SR- the station has gained the axing of the grant will wick recognition all across the should consider hirnselt more raped as well. necessitate a shake-up of what is country. students of Leeds 11101 rOntlriate to have escaped Foul play Hate rape The posters are sexist and frankly a slovenly university Heed to that the station is timber punishment wid I have offensive. aggravating those with regards to administration. Dear Editor s Dear Editor, for them and primarily made e rs support for the legal they were meant to target and facilities and altitude. by therm Surely it is positive to system on this matter. being useless to those they However they %la add also encourage students who are I AM outraged to Flo In this case the punishment Is Atilt INk else offended by were trying to help_ Rather than note the intrinsic value of the getting invaluable media read that urinating does not fib the crime. perhaps the h.ule 01 ilk: amisinpe resentment I feel pity fin the Arts to society. What a dull esperie nee . in the street has led ill the finine emulation might he a suitable campaign currently plastered thoughtless (female') Whit who %vied it would he if everyone I am nor .1■11,:inleti lo say I 111- students. They -should have threat? However Jeffery should around the university designed them and wish her could recite the times tables but it seems to Imply that every work for 1 SR. This is not an Veen given c7ounnuniry sere ice, not worry about performing luck in the future. eintldn 'I write a poem. it IN an appeal if not a custodial sentence. basic bodily functions, if what male member of the university The lass thing I would want An subjects have their own to LISTEN IN and 11 you don't This foul habit has become he writes reflects his true fancies raping someone in ihe to do is rape-SMIlettne. value and no indivtdual is great cornmon behaviour and near future, turning a very like it. Illink you can do better, I have opinion and personality then especially stone i the [flingers enough tit insitlt the means by then get involved. returned home front a-night out people will take the piss out of serious issue into a farce. I see wandering around which each of us chooses to to find two students relieving him anyway. It hasn't occurred to the campus. contribute to society's needs_ Nicks Birch themselves in my front garden. person who organised this I think that Simon letters I) Atkinson campaign Ihrn men can be t ndrew Limes Name and :,irldress supplied

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Peace Deal: Your Say and independence. Wish someone else would fancy are actually. So. apart from that Float!, hit ol land to T1\41n. erva's the west of the rest of the liK. whm else is In the "T would accept this peace news? Well. lei me fell you Two things that can deal. It seems to me to 1w the both make you fell really really- sick. Princess fairest and most constructile moan Diana and ft iroball. Firstly, who on earth wants a solution to the conflict so far, photo of a dead person. which has hecti plot essed If people don't sole positively !lbws:olds and thousands or times ond ,mc• tryt! fur an acceptance or the peace 'A11111110 Skitltlay paper. Oh please, stoat nest settlement all the hard work pictures ol tivieu Dantels1 Then thcri.!.'■ dklictou ,•ly Catherine Bales w ill hate been fir nothing." English sunny 10 1N atC/1 all those football tans desperately Second year Teaseeetotary: w outlet 11 re-dialling and redianing and redialling that number ,one becomes a better person, well Id over and over I thought I held the record for numbers of hours with earpiece stuck to can but "I am against a settlement of tine have a better ' b=ur example, it turns out, I have been truly beaten. .Actually. quite ttris I were ill he lovely and non-hasty type. 1 think Northern from now onwards. would my. Iiitals go lancr going Met to France myself, Who wouldn't Ireland should be made into untningl!,, and would I receive a is ant to vo and watch till those men run round in an independent state. People Lovely degree Well, no, it you look at their little shorts, just a cab ride away from glorious need to make up their own sotneanc like Rupert Murdoch, that designer shops on the Champs Ely-secs Sounds like minds although no political ohs Musty doesn't apply. snips blown am idc.i if heaven overcome what chance of landing joh at the Times then 1" l's di"n.etydreaming and get on with settlement will Druid ['Innis people believe in deep-down." Anyway. isn't it much more fun to be a little saucy. dissertation. Problem with being sat in front of Second year computer for so long Is that your mind starts to International Studies naughty. witty and bitchy Well. you're reading my diary. aren't you' wander, and you either start typing absolute rubbish see above i or y uu pia:, stupid computer games. "The current peace deal must 74-01444494:1sn- t it weird how there is so little L'ntortunately even since barman was deemed too he accepted. Its difficult to see news at the moment? Of course Ireland doesn't old and decrepit, I have lost all ability to play how Ian Paisley can call count cow: tine of those ongoing. everlasting computer games. I can just about manage the himself a man of God when be things, and who really- wants to took at fat blokes logistics of Solitaire, but as for that thing called a is openly campaigning for a with strong opinions and strong accents that you Pluystation! No wonder No s like it so much. all result that will see hostilities can't understand'' (Ian Paisley.) I say vote yes - they do is play. Play political games. play football. continue. It would be good to best to he positive about these things. In fact, quite play computer games, play with their.-...... 1 think Nell Warren see the ANC involved because fancy myself as a hippy. peacemaking sort of Yd better do some work!! Theology person, shouting about flower power. equal rights. Hai Tear of their invaluable experience."

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Leeds Student, Friday May 1 1998 9 `The Tories were never this much entertainment - not even when junior ministers died in bizarre sex acts' Blair-day Brilliant

AST year it was Time for Change. much an industry in New Britain. But in an opinion poll published on So here are the 'findings': Labour gel 54% Wednesday showed 48 ri of people to 250 seat majority. 70 more than last tinsel L the 'lodes poll 29% i 100 seats in total, more believed Britain has stay ed the same. laughable than last time) and the Liberal As everyone knows. today marks a year of Democrats lose 4% of their support - which Labour gm ernment. What is less well known ■—, brings them doss n to around the same is that if we had another election, right now, percentage chance that Scotland have of Blair would still win - and with an increased winning the 1Vorld Cup. Or something majority. smaller. Well. so says NIORI in the same opinion Mmm... political statistics... on Friday. But poll. Apparently they're keen to stress the suspecting there is something deeper than newsworthy ness of their opinion palls at a mere voting habits at stake here and in time of near one party democracy. You know. keeping with New Labour's suundbite culture they have their jobs to think of - summer - below are 16 reasons why Labour are still holidays planned, mortgages to pay off. that better than the Conservatives. As I've always kind of thing. Political commentary's pretty said, the Tony was is up.

Hague has tebranded the Tories with the another embarrassing U-turn. colour mauve - a shade previously found 1.-ahilur have made a number of pragnuoic only on Smarties you'd left in your mouth U-turns ion single mothers. tobacco without chewing. and later removed to advertising, while absolutely denying it. inspect the levels or fading induced, Likewise Blair has attacked the Tories for And he wants to rename them the stealing all his polic i es • thus proving himself to be Enfield was one of the first Labour f-k's the model of a modern politician: 9- - Progressive Conservutives which - being an a master of the new centre-left conteriv INPUri•x supporters to attack the government. France. Germany and Spain are all in osy moron - is both meaningless and along with US had boy Bill Clinton. However, he did it while drunk on 13 search of a Blair of their own Most nonsensical. A link like Hague's front New Labour lack a easy going, sex- champagne in Downing Street and talking impurfantly. he's brought peace to hench team Clinton equivalent hut. in Peter to Blair_ The Tories never provided this much Northern Ireland and possibly the Middle East. nbse..cd former terrorists One of whose policies is to oppose cuts in UT • Mandelson. have discovered a man who's ente.nainment - not even when junior ministers There arc even plaits to Retrain under a New Labour initiative entitled Workfare, to student funding-In a letter from my local fanatical devotion in the Millennium died in bizarre sex acts involving oranges. Tory MP (yes. I have One) I was told that Dome demonstrates that key members of Compare this to Ben Elton who led a World Harmony. the Men in Blue believe the cost of higher the government are not •without humour_ golden age of political comedy under New Labour are often accused of 'Government by Soundhne' - itself a pretty education is II harden which - and Consider this: when the rest of Thatcher when all that was needed was for nifty soundbite. Okay st, this is shantys I quote - 'should not be , Westminster was preparing for war against an aspiring stand-up to he considered way It run the Country. but horn by graduates'. Tray earlier in the year. Mandator' was radical was to throw in a punchline finking male and superficial Considering they chairing meetings to decide_ how best to genetalta to the Poll Tax (pole, geddit - sounds a still an improvement on the former chaneellk,r invented the party come New Year's Eve I999. hit like dick/. Kenneth Clarke who admitted to having not read the Maastricht Treaty because it was too long. student loan. this • Those who wish to gloat can catch Elton is either a lie or The Dome, Cool Britannia, and - Miandelson's plans to make Labour 10 - 10.25 on Thursdays where he is outclassed Hague eglenti.S a lot of time and energy _ councillors sit verbal reasoning tests have - • by regular guest Ronnie Corbett and 11,1 ridiculing Blair. However, he was 1 provided ample material for political makes jokes about the Spice Girls - and completely upstaged in this matter a less weeks hack by Mark Morass from The satirists. Consequently Harry Enfield, who semen. in an astonishing lack of irony Elton has NM stars as Lord Cool of Britannia in a BBC show turned into one of the smaltiy. Tarbuck style Blur:zones in it now legendary issue of the who declared it's beginning to look like a wolf in called Norman Normal - a Part (cam for the entertainers he .always professed to despise. And sheep's clothing sort of thing.' Since then the Per ple. has found new life taking shuts at this is Cool Britannia. Leader of the Opposition has been left looking politicians who switch hciween left and right in The must overlooked incident of die Brit very stupid indeed. 'see photo with Su Pollard. an attempt to be popular, awards - Cool Britannia's supposed lotion) !chi '" Tory Chris revenge on the government - was not that Patten now John Prescott got wet but the prime In recent weeks Blair has dismissed the works for minister appeared an a vidisereen to give a lifetime 'trivial' concerns of his critics and shows Labour achiesernent award to Hunt John. via a White 1 no signs of acknowledging that Hague restructuring the House satellite link. even exists. He's the prime minister, so RUC. there. Therefore Blair is the messiah. GRAD BALI' TOMS - ON SALE NOW! 10 NEWSDESK 243 4727 Leeds Student, Friday May 1 1998 TV violence: Brookie beats the lot Amu-Ts find disturbing scene., En, ROBIN HOWELL AIM in family soap Brookside- more horrifying 4AMES KILNER than the X-rated bloodbaths in controversial ill has e t.M.1,11L11%.2 iatings than gangster movie Pulp Fiction. hlockbuster Hollyw ood min,: with IX certificates. repot to be published this mi mill It 11w Institute A source said 4•There is no print rust counting of Comininnieaibins studies at Leeds I niversny has the number of vim dent incidents per programme. The gr.idedtaI r seriousness or screen ii,lener attet ..loser it is to view ors' ow 0 experieme. more inkTvlyvk tug :I Cr0,-, sc.trnn of lit $11,1,1 sill ICl\- harrow Ii12 II is likel\ to he." I)r )11‘. 11.1 leant an.- to endorse a , inegrui_ The cialint.; scheme. together with a st.+.■Ir ratings s?■%1Viii (or television shier they found nisei led into new televisions. will enable to parents Man) People reg:Irk14:(1,cenes to contiol w hat Melt children watch by screening is the Channel Foul war as mute Upsel n lig than a out sex, N iuleitt and hail laneuage. deu'aPtlation scene from Pulp Ficti‘Pri. The plans have already conic under Iilc trom 'The report. commissioned hy the independent sonny quarters tor pri n-111Ning More than it ...an deliver Televisii COITIllli.ss14m, will pn wale vital infornamon James ihretior id the British Board of In help the control of hundreds of new channels Fill II Cla%silwation. sand the task or classifying ever when digital television is launched. television programme would be numnmse. it will A spokeswoman (or the ITC said they were try tug only he as good as the people trained to do it.- lie ll,■W•OS how the public reacts to different limns of said_ sex and siolence on television. But 1)1' Morrison insisted the research was Valid. -Tor example, Tom and Jen) cartoons are v indent. "We interview ed people who have been glassed in but they do not have an adverse Meet on the children pith lights. war veterans. and pensioners, who watch them.- she said. -This is something completely new,- If Culture Secretary Chris Smith adopts 1)r The 1TC•s proposals will he put heroic parliammi Morrnson's recommendations. some British soap later this year. HAVING PULPITATIONS: Brookside affects more people than Tarantino's bloody gangster movie

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Leeds Student, Friday May 1 1998 NEWSDESK 243 4727 11 More young bloods Children given BIM( donors %%e re encouraged we just never get round the sweet touch BY A STAFF REPORTER Lo doing no give generouSly this week by it." this vocal town crier. in the region. And English fresher Diane LEEDS hot:fins have He added his considerable voice This latest mos e comes after a Hunter added: “Student apathy claimed that commercials to the appeal by the Blood national c:uupaign to encourage is no big secret and 1 'm afraid it during children's Transfusion Service for staff and the public to give blood. applies just as much to blued programmes arc students al Leeds University to The response to this year's event transfusion' as it does to something dominated by sweets and donate blood. at the university has heen good. like the current fight against tuition "Foods questionable Non organisers hope students but many students still need u lot fees. will heed his call and give an hour of minis a lag to donate a pint of But there is another ehaince In "luel) rAndrew- Hill find of' their time to donate a pint of blood to the service. go tu tone 'tribe service's sessions Dr Miranda Lewes. Of blood to the service. Donors of Biology finalist Nick Green at I.Mrs City Site on May IS. Iveils University's saw blood groups 0 and . were said: -"I think that all students HEAR YE More blood donors Once again all are welcome with of Medicine, told the particularly %%demur. as stocks would want to donate blood when are needed Pic: Sarah Davis blood hank levels now being so British Psychological of these Woad types are depleted it earner down to it. but sometimes depleted now. Society 's annual conference in Brighton that food adverts made up more than half the total_ ;Hier studying the responses of p1)3 nineeyeamilds to different commercials. they found that ovens ei era children felt healthier after watching i he loom] ads "We need to know more about who is most influeneeL I and by what Features of ad% rtisitt g:' said Dr Hill. Campaign for High salaries for whizzkids

COMPUTER science graduates are a•hies ing, higher new uni pool than average university leavers salaries only earning Is than medics, dentists and vets, writes Catherine Burt. Their average wage upon graduation is 1:15,64)2. Computer Science graduates also have the highest lei el Or borrowing while at university. On average they own i:5142 more than graduates in other disciplines w hen they leave. treading water The research has hern resealed 11w the latest survey commissioned 11!k' Barclays, Gradua te research Y REREccAmmm unit which makes student financial status reports evert year. Jean% Loynds.'rhe Head or ei radume Banking (7.11. %IPA IGNERS have blasted at Barclays said: "t 'omputer science graduates are Leeds University fur not in great demand and it is likely that this trend redeveloping existing swimming rr-1 will continue inwards the nest millennium." pool facilities at the newly Computer science fresher Jane Broad said: -lt's acquired Grammar School. nice to know we will gel paid so much:' Planning permission was vii L it Mr.& 10 redevelop the site a net- business school for the university. but the pool at the former Leeds Leisure school Cir.i minor Selioio1 is to he tilled on act rtes ioo small and beyond repair. racing ahead This has :alpaca students who are trust:rated that the aniversir■.,, v. Melt r I I I I ‘C,11, I .1 11 is the hieeCst in the oninlry. till' 1 ; • , base swimming racily-les Rut the an 0 ersay nits slated that rt it 4 Is 10i ,ILnIcitl.N..ind 1 t le hosted racing events, st,nld rti L 1111111, n1 Mtip 11 course, tennis courts, M VI A K. But some .1 nr lad late:- are la a state of disrepair `We are losing ;Induced argent refurbeihmg.

The r. i. ,v -rnapagem are looki irr.leselop itsplrtcntial our best further have commissioned the report on how to swimmers to maximise the benefits from Further improvements to The team from I_MU will he conducting a sine), of local houselatIders and schoolchildren as part of their other clubs' research. Steve Bailey They will he looking at ways m ascertain how new trust funding can he spent to InaNilanan benefit. Leeds University Swimming Club Now thes, hope that the results of their f.7‘XN 1 contract With the pink will enahie managers iii fl Irmo late a long term plan for the park's Imam Rohen Siadden, Director in 1 -states Development. said that the uniseN1IN" -110,111L..„4,mmt 911111111PITIMIligiel was preparing a lottery hid for a new N'Ar Miming nisi! on campus: ,1111111111- Management "The so initning pool at the 1 1, 11111111P1110111111111 Gratorria• School was in such a state open evening of disrepair and so. mall that to rrefiabrisli it would have cost nearly- as much WIN:1 It- RI_ busses interested in enrolling on it as to build a new late, management course arc being invited to attend an A WATERY GRAVE Grammar School's pool will be filled in by Leeds University P t Gifly Fox "But we have set up a work me open its en ing at Leeds Business School. hart gmuptooutlinepteposa Is hot a lottery. I 1111 ..5 ( IF:1 Hill 1.11 his Them ilohCli 101 tilt' Glil enly go to eel tam pools LL he ks, ZACI pith) team has t: lust won the The school will he recruiting for its MBA General hid Mr a new pool and other leisure renovations which means the certain times The university is inis.sine BUSA championships but they arc Management Programme, starting in September. facilities on campus." swimming dubs are out of action." out on some real talent:. embarrassed and humiliated that they which provide: students AvIth an opportunity to learn The impending closure nf Leeds , Many angry itiernhers compIai nett ' spol.espeNson for Leeds don't have their own grounds. new ways of working in both the public and private international Pool_ which is cunt-any about the situation at the club's M.iM rimers in. said there simply is non -They have to play every match being used by students, uniti sectors. on Monthis the mimes available ;it the moment away which is tiring and expensive. There three entry levels: Certificate. Diploma •ompound., the problem. - are Steve Bailey, who was at the to he develop a pool 011 campus Something needs ill he done and ii President 1,1 the sw minim: club. and MBA. Students will stork with people from a nitwit roe, stormed: 'MIN is the biggest "We are hooking into hui kifue a pool needs In be done now. Matthew Tang claims there needs wide range of industries who share similar career spores club in the university and we but we lust don't have the financial "Now it looks as though the have beep disintssed: -We hate hail aspirations, lust aren't accommodated. We are resoun.ve. at the. tom-near " unisersirs will he fighting w irh its Irgunisal tonal prololerits ally cat We The open evening will take place in Bromic Hall. lo.:112 thQ hi:Nt swimmers to loCal Neil Raver. Sports officer Ul cei a swimming pool. tit hope! ully had no legulat traria ne sessions ,ind Room G14 on the Business School at Beckett Park, Club 1.11:1ClU,C !ht.. WI /11 Ipi ttupn ith is .1 merither oil the u rkiue puts i~ II still he tun steam ahead n. get on sery es pensive hiring plaers. staring al 6.3fipm un Wednesday. May 13. Ally nue the hassle at t ieu l htis evens. build :1 ›wimmiii g ph at so• ht -Our temporary residence at 1 ixei , interested brattendirigshuukf contact Amanda Collins "l'ho, can't Train C.s'i etas and '1 lito:.:s:ue 1-gx1 0„implc, at the school on 283 7527,

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U) ulng in pieces Real-life Soap 4/5 The stars of Emmerdale descend on 1S5 Ninja Tune sn Ninja Tune-tastic label profile, and Wall of Sound corner-stone The Propellerheads are reviewed live Computer Games 8 Enter the Gecko reviewed, and Motorhead - is it the ace of games? 9 Rupert Thomson Whoever said authors are all big softies might just be right. We catch up with the author of Soh Music in Stereo 10/11 Laid-back Great Expectations soundtrackers Mono in conversation, and enjoy pills. thrills and spills with Drugstore 12-13 Bill Bailey The bearded bloke wonder talking about the rock & roll life-style of a touring comedian Reviews 14-16 Films: Includes Francis Ford Coppola's latest Rainmaker, and Disney's Hercules. Fantastic! Music: New albums by Gangstarr and Arab Strap, plus good rockin' from Feeder and live Jazz. Nice! Books: Melissa Harrison's High Society, and classic existentialism by Herman Hesse. Sexy! WORLD CUP L WORLD CUP STICKERS SONGS 17/23 Listings 'Need. Need. Got. leou want how man,- sick it r cs. ••t u'u got In hold or gise. but do it al thy right time/you rumor re-creatc your childhood and gut int" World Cup focr hr be slow or fast but rim must taut 10 the law..." it doesn't gel You love it, you do, and you couldn't live without it. collecting, swapping, bargaining and cheating }nor rr ar to the much better tlum this does it, especiallr w lieu John Barnes I- TV listings, cinema limes, club and gig guide, and, holy grail of a completed Nonni ..111-ann. S011111 it %t ill become the all raPPing (wart assay. So Eelni and his Boom men, pow- cue anpassing reason for living and erode huge strains on souls. can never match this moment of ea dr 90s glory and for one week only, successful worshipping tips. friendships than' tied nut don't go past thellmisian reserve should be inuncdiatiir consigned In the 'dumper* of football Yes, this is for real! goalkeeper. NR songs, -1rrivacierci. it's one on lime »: 131.: ■Friday May 1 1998 L ■ •■ FLICKERS • Coming soon to a TV ■ • screen near you... • Soap Stars Leave • Cliffhanger Ropey adventures •■ 9.35pm Friday. BBC1 •■ Emmerdale-tastic! Actual famous people descended on the episode of Yorkshire's top soap. We sent roving reporter ■.11.11.11..111BI

Gaslight Tale. Meow. Rekindle an old flame HE assistant Luckily there wasn't that • our house The effort mvolve-d in • 12.35pm Saturday, C4 much to do: director of keeping up this sham ■had been recommended Emmerdale seemed to he getting to Problems with scrod killers and • by our estate agents British Gas fir Oscar-winning Ingrid looked down Steve on set. Thr first thing ■mainly because of the he said to me was "Fuck ■li,-rernan in this thnlling oldie. at me from had condition we kept it tiff!", and all because I Tunder his wide- in. and we were suggested he and the floor ■by Muriel's Wedding brimmed hat. "A specifically told manager looked uncannily • Bridal rave Yorkshire Television not like Mulder and Scully. and journalist?", he 9pm Sunday, C4 to tidy the lounge in the asked tOr a photo. He was • • said contempt- slightest before they joking. it has to be said. but Kit ),cr Lorruge romantic fluff. this uously. and began arrived. it was still strange and ■delightful Aussie cilinic drama Ili,- - slightly shocking to hear a • telling me what was soap star swear. particularly feet firmly on the ground. ■wrong with `By the end as the 9pm watershed was • journalists and why still maw; hours away. The Wedding Banquet I should reconsider of the day A feast for sore thighs ATER in the day we switching back to had the chance to • 11.35pm Saturday night. C4 • my previous there was a become very minor P4N OMeteAcgrafAIRCHAVT soap stars ourselves, Witt) farce trout the director it Thi. course, L • • By then only three of us Ice Seem ilbt tut a young gay man and handful of Broadcasting. residents were stilt hanging ■his attempts to conceal his sexuality ■ trout his visiting parents. Natunills. I should have been kids outside around getting in the way and. by amazing hilarity ensues prepariii to defend ■■coincidence, the director myself, but I vs as too demanding %%anted exactly three male School Ties busy wonderinz who ii extras. It was Mike who got Blazer of glory was that older to meet the the plum rule: I'm sure this • • was because he had thought 12.05am Saturday night, BBC1 television directors to shave his head quite ■tended to wear Dingles!' Teen angst tor JO% INii Itic RIail 1•ra.se, • severely the night before. ridiculous hats. Both lacing prejudice in a p ■sli school. In the alternative world so he looked fairly brutal. ■■the director and his His part involved walking Soppy drama resting cosily on its go( id that is •mmerdale this was intent!, ins - hot ma had. assistant were wearing to he the grotty room where past the Marehant boys on ■■hats that would have Steve Marchant's dad their way into the house, would he spending the next grunting "Alright?". then Breakfast At Tiffany's looked inure at home giving them a cold stare in the Australian hush few weeks - alone, Cereal drama ■For I he benefit of before exiting the building. 9.50am Monday, BBC2 than on a cold, snowy Emmert/We virgins, My flatmate Keith and I, day in Leeds. should explain that Steve on the other hand_ simply Hannibal from The A Team ti.-hieve4 there must have been Marchant is a failed had to walk by Steve and • • business associate Sal in the impossible and pulls the most around 30 people businessman who has beautiful woman ever. fie loves it the background as they ■ ■swarming around our evicted his own dad from a when a plan conies together. Bastard. better property so he can talked outside the house. living room. which had use the savings ro carry on Our meagre performances ■the day before been barely suns ivied the edit: in pretending he's loaded. and • Superman II cunningly transformed the final broadcast we were all for the benefit of his Take a trip down Lois Lane ■from a rundown lounge rich hitch fiancee. Kim mere momentary flickers of • 3.35pm Monday, ITV into a rundown bedsit. black and orange in the ■,vtipettitall take, (he Ica, ■ ■mom,. I )aiii Bch, • Splash Mer-made in America •■ 4.05pm Monday, BBC2 •■ Naked Daryl Hannah emeiges into, the Wa+,Cs in the litst Ihsney prtiduct it' lemon: hared hieasts •■ that is. •■ The Madness of King George Head in a state • 8pm Monday. C4 \I::.c1 Haw 'horn ■ ,: YES: They stood on hi • 11,1 14. !mid ■doorstep • but did they ■use his toilet? Sliver • All basic. no instinct • 10.15pm Wednesday, BBC1 ■The hallways of TV Hospital have walk-on role, you have to sort the • if, hit,rll 11,1 01C been cleared this week to make way glad from the bad and the just plain Vital for the film crew of a popular TV mad - and fish that boom mike out of soap. But before • you can cosy up to a bedpan on the burns ward. , • 1 Is, • .1 I Signs the director in an effort to secure a • • Now, where's those rubber gloves...

Friday May 1 1998 TV Juice 5 Cakes In Student ousel doorstep of a house in Leeds to film an action-packed BEN STUBBINGS home because that's where they were

background. But at least By the end of the day there those flickers are proof that was a handful of kids outside we were really there, and we demanding to meet the still received the sante £30 Dingles, but apart From that extras fee as Mike at the end none of our neighbours on of the day. despite his claim Belle Vue Road seemed at that he had been promised all concerned by the lorries. £60 for doing what was the police and the Film crew technically a 'speaking part'. hanging around the house. The next day a different As the actors left we got crew returned to film one pictures of us all chillin' together on the sofa. as if we had all become good nudes, and then they signed autographs fur the kids outside. Alan Rothwell, the actor playing Steve's dad. quickly wrote something liir me lo give to my gran. an in id last scene. fan. before rushing tilt to which has still not catch a plane to South been broadcast_ This Africa. where, I can time I knew things exclusively. reveal. he will he would he a lot inure starring in a Western_ relaxed. as the director was wearing 0. when y nit see Steve a fairly non-dcseript Marchant's dad alone cap. in his dirty little Sure enough that S bedsit, pinch yourself day I didn't get tokl and remeinhcr it's all make- off for getting in the wily or belies v. The ❑ola slut see is. snapping picture's when 1 in tealli). oil lihiking shouldn't have. and I bundle in sunny South Africa managed to see the whole • whereas, at the saint: time. filming process from start to eight students will be huddling together lot. They, had no need for any warmth in the very same more extras, but at the end of rundown old room you can the session we did manage to see on the screen. scrounge their leftover The lights. cameras and sandwiches and cakes. We crew tune all left us. and the even managed to steal the house scans Nirangoly empty trays they catne on, 511 it was now. But .ii least we have SMILE PLEASE: Ben almost worthwhile. We tried our memories. Memories of Stubbings takes the claiming some of the pieces those host moments of fame wheel as Emmerdale - and of that cheque for of set. but unfortunately they takes over his house seemed to have a £700, both of which are now comprehensively anal list of long gone,,. every prop in the building.

Noolonlm•— 11111111111111 AV/a SUSPICIOUS: Emmerdale stars seen PPIP4PINQ FOR we emfro loitering with intent to steal cars...?

Frisky This week's wonder of the wards is Flipped iionynyxx/ Sex Wks at the sex lives of those Funny Farm The maddest show taking up bed Blackadder The Thud. No matter how many times the BBC human aliens who live in the nearest thing to a different space this week is 3D. It's devoting a whole programme in re-run this classic comply series you still never get bored. planet -Tmseltown. Gratuitous scenes and gory details mean search of Britain's biggest hole in the road. Apparently they After Ben Elton's slating in last week's Vital Signs we can at that it's on the lips of all the TV hospital gossips... Only for find a 12-inch deep hole which is so dangerous it has to he least praise hint for this, his finest work. people whose own sex lives aren't interesting enough. repaired within 24 hours' riveting viewing! 1'

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Bullion ,>o you'd certainly call it 'big beat', but C'rossfacter Dominator is refreshingly different from most of the intlie-bands-with- sequencem tousle that's around at the moment, if only because they've got Madonna's drummer and guitars that don't - The b-sale's good too. Campag Velocet

Rabid Badger I )K. tins is another 'hand' wah beats and guitars; and sluff. but rarely has it sounded ihts good. How flowered Up aren't suing them for *prism is beyond me. Well, maybe its not. Except [Or 'Weekender' this NICK SARGENT and PHIL LINDF1ELD check out the Zen world Is far better than those chirpy cockcrnecs ever Managed in their entire careen.. that is Ninja Tune Massive Attack HE newly re-opened and proceeded to play an ambient blend of hip-hop, play without it?). He blended off the wall and jungle mayhem all with a health% twist of mixes. combining all areas of musk that make decorated Cockpit on a Virgin Funk . Ninja rune such a driving force in Dance Thursday night was dimly DJ Vadim is not just a DJ, not just .t Music culture. This Ike display certainly Massive Attack continue their toed and lit from the outside but the producer but an amalgamation of the two going showed that his talent is rum not only based misted method of slapping a 'chanteuse' within the production circles of Ninja tune but over a smooth beat, and once again resonance of the bass he can still play out, and play out well. succeed. This time Ws Liz Frazer from once Tcreated a threatening rumbling The night v. as heavily complimented by the great hand the Cocteau Twins lending a to the assembled in the queue. `The only thing visuals being provided by one of the newest hand, and quite delicious it is ton. Like a participants of the Ninja tune collective. Cocteau Twins song made in 1998. in fact. Past the door staff we stomped. Hesstatic. who changed Coldeut's 'Timber' diving straight for the bar. Whilst lacking from an aural feast to a CD-Rom visual Daft Punk waiting patiently for the bar staff to extravaganza. quench my thirst I was suddenly were As well as the psychedelic computer generated madness spiralling on the wall reminded of who was actually playing behind the DJ, a small camera had been placed Virgin this evening. the in front of the decks allowing for a never Smooth and classy house. pretty much Chocolate Weasel, formerly of T-Power before seen angle on these Ms. This little extra as you'd expect from Kenny 'Dope' fame. DJ Vitilini. B-Boy eXiferlle and the people - even in was most illuminating. particularly when the and crew really Rut n doesn't really king of them all: the man who brought us scratching begun '.1.(111d !hat different from Mc original. Yait, one half of Col dent and the arse of which is a lotle disappointing. London a line-up "■.1i'1'), Ift.,:flkii .: -iriIl'Ilii.1,.•. itilehol istl,yerthipnegopthleat_ DJ hoist, Jonathan Moore. What more do you WJIlt from a mid-weeker? like this would be an .11 the nos ly . Toted l'irekpit ihe less Serious Danger Soon enough the proceedings had begun ;Hp ,..•1s Ill.,'W1.: [tut', ,'ill 0,3+ .1 .■11.111le. NN oh Chocolate Weasel playina their nets U■ I. t l'I III 1...Ind1,11 a line up hke this ItIrukl he an fresh material from the Spagettificarion alhniii v. hick event' event. although a little surreal at times went down .1 it ,:a11 only be a bad 'hit ,. , 11,..e If artists lil storm. The boys rocked the Cashall with the largo The 11-11., made the place run OM. quality tunnies up the \ I . only to rAity to rhince flow kicking and the place bouncing to hurt 11IN amaring soak:lune and huge a halt empty club_ then esentualls they 'II ire.' the beats vr, luck indite the crowd lead in ...unable sack it oft. flunk hilly. all those o ct,,,,,d. h,' were Then to the great pleasure ot the tashion there did Hoods well in cons ;Hong the artists came the turn of Vadint v. Ito stared .ill the then came the mighty Jonathan Moire. that they wen: :1;11,R-elated, so hopowity the second part ot this %cry Zeit affair DJ Vadim. By Ben East sporimg his famous [hit 11 wonder 11 he can Nonni.' will return ht.1,•re hu. long

FOR THESE AND OTHER QUALITY EVERY FRIDAY @ Li9adv:0, SLATES VISIT CRASH RECORDS 35 THE HEADROW, LEEDS ' cheeba cheeba LS1 IIPJ 18 Friday May 1 1998 CLUBS Juice 7 Not the next big (beat) thing WIN ME!! Live dance music. Can it be done? •Two pairs of tickets for the LISA GOLOAPPLE went to see the Graduation Ball Propellerheads and left unimpressed • It's the biggest and most ill 11111,1, ■If Wall 01 SIA111,1 \ l'i opeller heads has exploded across prestigious event of the year, and British clubs alongside the rise of drum the ONLY official graduation ball that Alai bass. big beat. breakheat techno, nu- all your friends will be at skold hreaktval. and various other T11111Lith )ns. Tile Leeds club scene has catered for the DIVE LIVE: The Propellerheads bang on at LMUSU. Pic: Chinny Li • Tickets are £36 and are selling out ,. :a um. genres as best it can but ti nth the fast, but you can save yourself the ;- iian3n', or some would say. 'regression'. of instruments was unpressivc. demonstrating a the-range energy level. they lacked any sense of IT • (11,stows into f.t.p. (find the point?). the great deal of turntablist skill combined with urgency. 'History Repeating' followed the hassle by answering this little hreak ,ihirsty's menu has been reduced. We're musical eapahility. Propellerheads. exit from the stage, in the form teaser. forced to travel as far afield as NYSushi in Hardly surprising judging from their history_ of a revolving 12" belonging to Gerard. a Bath- Sheffield in the quest for a guaranteed good Ales has worked with the likes of The Grid. hied Di pal of the boys. In response to requests night. The Stranglers. and Van Morrison. and Will Was for Shirley. Alex shouted 'Do you know how • Which Jamaican Lager is tOrinerly itt Junkwattle. recording for Bristol's much Shirley Bassey costs?' The T&C and LMUSLr are two venues still sponsoring this year's Grad Ball? capable of attracting dance acts SUCCC ill I I} Cup Of Tea recent's_ The slight ly rougher feel of The Cockpit broken into the mainstream. Last year The seemed to lend itself to the then more divers.. Cockpit hosted the Propellerheads with Wall 01 lex darted about in the heat and innovative sounds of the Propellerheads. • Just call our hotline on 243 4727. Sound guest DJs. Firing heats between enthusia_stieally and the sweating Will Since then the country's musical climate has fanned himself with a record in each changed through a proliferation of fattened up deck SimddrumsandaHammondorgan to a No; mal Leeds Student competition rules apply. hip-hop heats As a result they're sounding More responsive crowd, this was certain)} one of the hand. braking into a powerful stint of A average - probably through no fault of their The editor's decision is final heatboxing and simultaneous scratching. more memorable nights of the year. Otherwise, a fairly predictable and familiar set; own. In comparison, last week's gig was more of a lei down The 4 decks play ing duo I Alex from Take California' i described in 1996 by Mixmag Update as '...just thumping breakbeats. Clifford on decks. bass and Hammond organ. Satan's own hassline and a burst or two of on- and Will White. decks, drums and a human point scratching:I to the. ixties spy movie heathoxi provided a compromise between a set pastiche 'Spyhreak'. mirroring the debut album. FORTHCOMING and a show. Whilst their professionalism gave a The atmosphere was one of enthusiasm all somewhat too rehearsed air, their handling of found. but whilst they maintained a middle-of- the constant movement between various COMPILATIONS THAT MADE NINJA TUNE OLD BAR PROMOTIONS NINJA CUTS 1 : FUNKJAllTICAL TRICKNOLOGY The first in the line from the Ninja Tune stable, this compilation tinned to he the making of Ninja Tune, taking the heats to a new a much TUESDAY 5TH MAY bigger audience. This is and was at the cutting edge of flip-hop culture. OLD BAR QUIZ STARTS 8.00. Prizes for winning teams, individuals, MAXIMUM 4 persons per team. • PLUS - free raffle! • • NINJA CUTS 2 : FLEXISTENTIALISM '1111,111.11,11:111MIrillelles' I he second in the series of compiled flip hop heats milli the second - WEDNESDAY 6TH MAY taking the first through and beyond into an new world that is extremely funky hip-hop. All the urea are represented on this double GUINESS SCRATCH + MATCH compilation with classic' after classic being thrown 7PM START. ftp Prizes, T-shirts, pens. keyrings.

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What a Soft1 e A hyped-up novel that criticises the advertising industry might seem confusing, but LINDEN THORNTON talked to Rupert Thomson, author of smash-hit Soff, and found that things became a lot clearer

ooKs and hype evegyilung ham fable and same are not two to a meditation on vulnerability concepts that and loss." Clearly. Thomson is not generally willing to work within anyone appear in the else's boundaries. This is Bsame sentence. The ohvious from his unwillingness to pander to it youth market media sometimes preoccupied with drugs and all employs the things trendy. This seems a paradox considering that SO is a combination, but trendy novel in which if drugs usually only in a aren't a dominant presence, slightly desperate they're certainly a frequent one 'They're just not what the attempt to make the hook's about. I mean, we all literary world sound know that drugs are part of bursa and cool. The everyone's lives and have been for the past 20 years. 1 Just don't PR people really have want to give them any more been working overtime importance than they deserve. recently though, and so they re just part of ping out. of your life, and that's how they are advertising for Rupert in the book, that's why they're Thomson's stylish new like that (casually mentioned I. I' In not writing about the novel Soft have been chemical generation. I'm not slapped on every trying to be popular.' shippable surface. INCE mans %voters see This seems more than their hooks as their mildly ironic considering children, it's perhaps nta an appropriate question, that Soft is, amongst other S hut I still ask Thomson which of things. a critique of the his novels he favour': advertising industry. "My Imourite one is the tine Hoping the dashing Mr I'm on at the moment, the one Thomson (if only I could I'm half was through. li alwa., seems to he like that because one call him Rupert) wouldn 't (if the gold things about being he offended. I put this published is Mai ■,ou don't have thought to him and was to think ahliut the last one relieved tIN the because you don't need to So magnaminity of his reply: change it. you can't change it. you can 't go back. you can only "I've been writing for 14 will even when you don't want a eomplete example: "I worked on an advert leaving advertising so dismally. look forward. That always Thomson is ruthlessly critical for Picnic chocolate bars. I did he returned to it as a novelist: "I years and nothing much has there. It's just an interesting way makes you more excited about of himself: --You hear of these one that I thought was brilliant. left advertising in 1982 and I had happened.- This is an almost of looking at advertising: all that things that are happening now or stuff about whether we're in famous writers like Salmon It was very any and had girls in no intention of returning to it in outrageously modest in the future.' Rushdie and Fay Weldon who white dresses climbing up a any shape or form. not even to statement for a writer of control„what is in our minds. Tempted by his affection for worked in advertising and they mountain through the rocks, write about it.' and what our thought perimeters I ask whether whom the words 'inspired' which looked like Picnics. but sip is nut only a clever his current book, are." all came up with one fatuous he's allowed to tell me about it and 'remarkable' are when they got to the top all they analysis of advertising though. I All things considered, it's line. Fay Welson did 'Go to but lovely Mr Thomson becomes frequently used. Work on an Egg"... Thomson found was an empty Picnic described it as a thriller but quite surprising to learn that bashful. I'm allowed to tell you, He emphasises that it is Thomson used to work in pauses for dramatic effect... "I wrapper. I was very impressed Thomson doesn't see it as easily but I don't want to It's kind of a impossible for him, or perhaps never had anything like that" He but of course it never even got fitting into any category. "Well. advertising himself: superstition thing but it's also an even anyone, to reach any final laughs sadly and I begin to shown to the client." linun. not it's funny because some people "It was a brief and not very idea. 1 could tell you in one conclusion or judgment over for wonder if I'm falling in love. exactly the kind of inspiring have described it as a thriller, glorious career: it was only sentence but 1 Just don't want advertising but he is clearly Just in ease I haven't quite graduate success story we want that feeling of going forward. about three years. I think I left it anyone to know my idea." fascinated in the idea of it: grasped the failure concept, to he reading. But I think if you look deeply just before my 27th birthday. I Touche Rupert Thomson. "It occupying a space in your worked as a copywriter and was Thomson drives it home with an Thomson is amused that after you find other things though. head in the same way that a song

N the imagination of This. Thomson's first s advertisers seek to characters are drawn Rupert Thomson there novel, was greeted with huge outbid each other in deeply into the web that it is a village in England critical acclaim on its their attempts to creates. The situation becomes Rupert Thomsom dangerous as the influence of from which the publication in 1987 and influence the Dreams of Leaving I deserves every inch of it. A advertising spirals out of inhabitants are unable to consumer, the images we Bloomsbury £7.99 Moses grows up to be a control. leave. strapping young Londoner and are subjected to are under Soft explores how easily the reason for this is the the confidence of Thomson . , increasing pressure to affected we are by what we sec sinister Chief Inspector Peach portrayal of the 80's party- provide something nevi. • from one girl's obsession who physically prevents any scene sweeps the reader up. Soft is the story ,i' one with the colour orange. to a escapees. and the virtual only letting them go when man's controkeTS;i11 cold tar hitman's helpless brainwashing of the villagers exhaustion sets in reaching plan to sell hi, determination to keep sight ..,1 with the familiar principle that Dreani.i 41 t. a company's .soil drink he his prey our roots are the essence of a speetaetilar novel it);,, brainwashing mernh..crs IA ibc ;.',1111 I..• happy, 'tilt-114w existence. ullb 1,00.10, 01 public The result is an extreme .1111c1cot The result .11 this and identits in a example of the success or reader's .11101111On die a stagnation Is. of course. and consr.tralv ..:orprooleir 51 .15 word•of-Moo!!! publicii%. characters mine toward.„!hell painitillv dull 1. iliai2e_ PUI/1111: 11 hrth 1 win ;1 , roll ollurr 140;tri Thoii,on has tale Thonmin•s mcm! ■lker ihelf 1,-117" ,,,II lll :I 1%7 - 1 ,T .1 Cal.11,11 L';1111101 cr,.•:ii,....! A ...hang n.11...I 0. hei all .111t1 101.1,11 ■ !,,p,k,:i :111,1 1140 ii-L: hill' :!1,1 •11 fJII Ili .1".: •111 rc.J Pl•, ,1,I;,..1.11,,tic„ „I.-Jo iris t.- :Liait le:11 i 1111 10 I I rl\i-1 it tier,!, .1 I o .1:. ■■■,. ,..,,17•-:. 1.• ii,c 111.11. k,-11.0:1 iiirful ': Lilt. "Ll',' 11 • T.. N/ I Linden Thornton HI , ..1, 11 k... ,, .,L. .•r,t1 .:11r Nicholas Robinson .11111 Mr, ili,:iiiic— c5,..1 wad; 10 Juice MUSIC Friday May 1 1998 A great new album, a top twenty single with Thom Yorke THE HT helping out on vocal duties and a World Cup football song ON PT ■ ESCRI Hilnil_H- telling that to the Spice Girls. that must be rugstore 1993. You rod-km' label. They must be treating you sounded so bad rat this point Isabel does pnity well, then'.' "Record companies are an hilarious impressic in ta"Thom singing who gel a olOi million just tor prancing might remember always really nice to you when you first in a deep, husky voice) and it was like. about in bikinis ft ir Mr. Pepsi. heard to be them from a few sign. 'we'll give you that. you can du 'who's gonna tell him Mat he sounds SOH. Drugstore and the Spice Girls is years hack. Faintly this...' which is kind of nice...but I wonder bad?' - certainly not us. He went track to believed. Yes, bow it's clang ro be in two years time. if Oxford. and we listened to the tape and hpruglardlysita-ireulehart■rel cb(emennPaitoigselitilbeFr(tilriratSivtalle ' quirky indie they're mill going to be as enthusiastic_. we're thinking 'We can't use this. it just years. make better music. and in Isabel's things are strummers, fronted 0 Discs t their old Iabett were line, it isn't goad enough for Drugstore ow n words. have all been -lovers-. by the irrepressible Isabel 55.1s just that they were having pmblems 'Vier a couple of weeks I rang him Steamy stuff indeed. D up and said. 'do you mind doing it again, "LI we are ever successful and all that with then parent label. Polygram." looking up for Monteiro, and with a nice The spectacular and much publicised and we'll do it in a more suitable key this crap and we gel to write a book". she line in swooning vocals. problems at Go! Discs have affected a lime'. But he was stud a sport and he contemplates, -it will he a damn good Diugslore 1998 are essentially whole range of artists, including big fish came hack. and now I think it's a really read, that's lin sure! We've all had so Drugstore, as like Paul Weller and the Beautiful South. good collaboration. 1 really do." So, many ups and downs. we've all been out the same model. but with added With such major artms to sort out. one Thom Yorke has a scow cif humour after with each other, we've all been great JOE DOWNIE and refinement and some sty fish new gels the heeling that Drugstore have all. friends. lovers and enemies. But their's features. such as the enclemling perhaps been treated as small fries in It seems that daytime radio and the this incredible bond - we all love WILL HAYLER new album. ;Mite fvf(igic fin- ■mparison. British record buying Drugstore. minimally - Lot Trc. It must have been tiustrating public think it's a good having an album sine net - will it help fever there was a Wrap up point for an Reassuringly though. backstage at found out finished and not being kick start your 'come- intemiew. that was it. but we press on. the Duchess the good old rock & roll able to release it. "Kind back."' "Hopefully" to mailers less abstract and far more accessinies. beer and fags, still of. yeah- is Isahels' muses Damn. "it will 1111pol-fain than music - football. feature prominently in the otherwise. Iobviously. "I'd like to sec Brazil trash diplomatic' reply. "there's save qv months of almoSt whisticaled Drugstore set- boom lots I/1 legal totinng just to get Germany " declares Isabel. Well. up. complications as well hack to when- sue wouldn't we all So. are Dmg:aorz an alcohol inspired oser licensing and were But that not "England, it they gel to the semi- hand? -Alcohol can definitely inspire as negotiating the new why we did il ft finals- she continues. in ;dm; ist as to do odd things. But not writing muster eonuuct, which took lust seemed to passionate .1 silke as u hen talking alma Stair!, guitarist Damn Robinson, a wit' months- It +A ;IS a little haprs-li her must' "should consider thentsch es smile on his lips aitil a can ill Stella in his difficult, hat I look hack at VO • lucky. But as long as we heal Germany I hand_ Disc, think that ibes. tour mg the pub don't inrush li's p.4 the way they play It's been said that you're ;i ji ii id band Us: — circuit a drag. .1 necessary esti football, it s never exciting fur me. Brasil err-s-wigght tilg•snlOkin' III drink whiskey to. is that :IN ad right' Willi WC new single• to help stall rret nth , it 1.1.11uld he nice 10 ought nut have the hest team at the Brazilian Isabel Nionteiro "Well, I'll take clot as a otnipliment. Piesideut- cointortabh into play to mitre potpie and sell more moment. but we've still got the hest has got bet- hest husks halt, that's el NO man- says singer. song- rite to ,p twenty. Drugsr, ire arc tuts longer to:mots, But as the saute time, that means inch% kind! players. Brazil are always a Tamniy W'yriette imprmsion out for writer and has. play er 1,,ohel in Ian Minn, \%, in :he sea of 'sip. more pressure" replies Damn rather jos b• watch... as long as they w in'' this second attain. on which di ,41 ikl k I Ida AO:CM 111S1 as BIM.. cagtly- Liter after earher declanng to a spell- Teaks in ;1 kind II 11 stand's 1,111.11114. so im did the ci illabortaii in with Isabel. sniffing the scent of a pee bound audience that she is -hungry tin Onigstore shrug off change-of- ∎ . kahelN ' VOU:1: IN a heady mixture of East kasli1111Cad'S 711111111'idse :one subject, is more fonhcosning: -Vial guys sex-. during the encore sit a well reixived 'ord-coni pan•-delayed-I ,P Foil slang and South American about' -We'd been Inv iced tri tour hale no idea how much pressure they put gig. as if to prove 1.1.3 fir it balling disease and skip back with flamboyancy. It's weird. but kind i if cute. America with them ;s couple of on bands. the mitre money you make the credentials. Isabel treats the audience to pocketfuls of positivity. H The major delay between the years ago, it WILS quite a long tour and we more serious the whole thing becomes. Drugstore's World Cup Song. "Hey. This is country kookiness at its must eivnymous debut album of 1995 and the got on really well vs ith them. Th...--)„ .re a I've seen hands clacking up et %s they've Glenn Floddle". winsome. most ptippy. least twisted level. fiathsviiiitig long player is. sadly. due to really nice hunch lir people and we just Mot a had teview. It includes the lyrics "The Queen's A blissful unawareness of that favourite the age old problem of record company kept tri touch. Then I was writing the "Pressure fmm everywhere heart is broken/Your delence is opentAnd 9th adjective 'ironic' pervades. difficulties rather than slothsome song and 1 thought. 'wouldn't it be and it's crazy. But I think Roadrunner Gazia is carrying too much weight/As Rebelling through simplicity. inactivity on behalf of the band. fantastic to has c Thom singing. fir, jib.; a know where we stand and where we're for your goalie/What a toly • pill ylAnd Drugstore dive into White Nagar For Now signed to rocktastic Roadnuiner ,mar.' It was the perlect line for him to coming from. Sure, you have to have your 44-2 is Out of date". Litvers with a rt.-soundingly friendly Records. does this signal a radical change sing. some success to keep your contract going Unsurprisingly. what with most tit the rocker bidding -hello to all the junkies. all of sound? "Yeah. now we ROCK- says -I sent him a rape and be rimy toe I take note. Mark Owen and Its only audience being English, it pr. wi Ike,. a the sinners and the freaks/hello to all the Ibaron, and we have to wear black- adds hack the nest day say ire he wanted to do natural for investor, to want to see some mixed traction. people in this plaix..."C'heers And while Isabel, only half joking. it. The Si rig was written in a ridiculously. money coming back - but it's got at he Rest assured though that the react ion we're meeting and greeting. Phan Yorke One wanders quite what Drugstore unsuitable key Jot .rbill's voice thilugh the music you like making. There are to Diu gstore in the ei multi:. week: ss la Ix: pops up on Laurent single "El President-. arc di ling . in such .in unashamedly IL: , xi.. toiind to the studio ;aid it !Mich ra •iet woos of nn thing atone) ;WS ill1111,' 1,111, lie Tito not be titter or happier. but he's Ivo:tuning more and-mine pniduciivc les a chililistily innocent tune and just as beautiful as past favourite "Fader" -Sober" turns a hanguser into a joy fill experience before"! know I Could" lets the side down a hit by -sounding like 4 Non-BIthates. It's an indie-pop alhOm, granted. and not much of a ptoptssion from their debut (less lir-ti, less sugar), but Catatonia's nutmeat 'Niihau, offer their hest and its rather lovely. Title mid. 'White Magic For Lovers- does just what it says• It relates a se.rie, spells for relighting those fires - "I ,!L ,IN candle by his doorstep with a snapsii, his tai.-e/tum wound and fake a deep breath on the lirst weekend in May:- Timely Just don't horn his house down Sonja Todd `We've all been great friends, lovers and enemies. But there's this incredible bond - we all love Drugstore, profoundly' - Isabel 22 Friday May 1 1998 MUSIC Juice 11

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Their "Formica Blues" was last year's lost classic, but their theme to the new Dickens flick may well see Mono get the break they deserve. JENNY J. WOOD has a one track mind..

iobhan de Mare and different story fir me iSt '-1•tte as Mono is traumatic" Martin Virgo make music Now do you see youself? t alt "It's not designed for a particular audience_ (MI What's the trauma'" (M) "It's difficult. That's been the problem, cos It's pop music. and Nip music is supposed to "That's the nauma right there! (point s to the for; emotional, 1141f music does hop genres. This wasn't appeal to everybody really. It can get sery him)" intelligent, beautiful music, deliberate, it's just because we listen to all that cliquey otherwise. (MI "(confused) Am IT? Oh, ok" reminiscent of damp type of music." tS) "Martin's waning for me to change my mind I mean. I don't know how we're described Complete the tit-beet-Ace. "Life Its Matta..," and make it alright. but I ain't gonna fix it baby!" Smoonlit French evenings and actually. Spitcey. Drum'n'hass. Drum'n'Spitee". (S) chilled out coffee bars. tS) loom: Iike that Drum'n'Space. Retro 1M) ".-.is dull. ill-informed and boring' No, we Living proof that girls wilt always have the Futurist. Drion'n'Bass Lite". have a good Lillie. don't we ' Life as Mono is Mono poly On peat lust one linvrs, Last year their debut album Formica good con:. Blues slid surreptitiously into several Siobhan comes from a showbiz family. Her 'Top albums of the year lists, and now grandfather was the hunk who hanged the their recent, John Barry-sampling single Rank gong on the pictures, and her Dad was in "Life in Mono" has been picked as the the Shadows. Does she get annoyed when it keeps cropping up in interviews? theme for the new adaptation of Great (Si "It can help in some ways but it can he more Expectations . of A hindrance. There's nu point in me try-ing to They've been compared to St, Etienne. be so trendy that I have to cover it all up. but it's Purtishead and Lamb. and have received nothing Io do with me. I didn't hang a giing. I quiet critical acclaim up to now, but this wasn't in the Shadows. The people who weee Sunday should see them finally break into involved in making me. down the line were - the top fort:‘. all ;Minn sperm." You expect pop stars in Dad now, you've yet to waiting to he moody and FREE make a real dent on the 'art to pissess "When you're the charts, does that upset =feasibly large egos and you? express opinions to match. S) Any hand that is Mono are understated. new girl, no-one successful will hopefully (SECOND PAIR) chatty, and nice as pie as be able to make a record we drink sending machine wants to he your that goes in the chart coffee and discuss and yet is still credible; you coloured nail varnish... friend" know. being able to have all the, same people that liked you before, without them saving 'ah hu! You silk! out!' If WHEN YOU BUY You hare been compared to a lot of trip-hop people are going to judge you by the amount of hands, like St. Etienne and Portichead records you sell, whether you're credible or not (Siohhan) "We get compared to them perhaps a then that also quire sad - you're not looking at little mu Often. but they're all such good bands, YOUR FIRST PAIR it as such a good album are you? so it's only when they start being dodgy cover- hand comparisons or .something that it could he mean, we thought the last single quite worrying. I 66 ("Mimi:ea Girl") was going to do it hit I get compared to people f'Y e never heard of OF GLASSES better. fill probably have another life. though, that's the hest part. 'They'll say. *oh. "Life - is on the album, and that's really whoever'. you know. 'oh they're in Mono was out a year ago. Ii was a bit ahead of its time. completely influenced by some French singer' People liked it, but they didn't quite know w hat 'who's that?!' and I'll be going to do with it, so it's going to be re-released on I hadn't listened to one St. Etienne record. He the hack of the film and everyone's souse to be had to play it Ili me When i litS1 met him. I like oh v, (WC- and they'll prohahly all noceti wasn't in the slightest hit interested, and now Loads of things are connected like Mat . a I'm supposedly Sarah Cracknell" domino effect. Cos when you've the new girl. no• one wank to he your friend. 'Doh, new eirl. 1. lot of the songs do have that lonely female she's not got the right shoes on' you know, it's a protagonist feel to them. Is that intentional! hit like that in the heei tini rig. and then alter that (St "That's me. it's true. Sometimes it's My everyone warns til he your hest 1 fiend.- suhconscinus coming out_ I'm trying to pretend - it's not related to rne, but often it is, arid %%aid you rather have brief chart success, or a sometimes ii's just a collaboration of ideas that loyal, cult Mowing? cames.out with a twist l always like that try!) -The latter" because I don't like song. or OPTICIANS an out and out love i S) "I personally don't have a nu net audience. I a tragic song. or a happy song. Everything's got wan, my grandad's 8.2 and he's one of our to have an edge. that to Inc is a good song.- biggest fans_ And then my brothers' kids arc like and misted.- Martin) "But you are bluer 9 and 11 and they 're totally into it. Different Lower Ground Floor, Union Buildings, Leeds University (5) "Ye?;. bui I am bitter and twisted and not \ Cr) ages like it .111t1 I think if !.01.1 make a good album well emotionally - sort of tragic - Telephone: 0113 242 4684 Mal should he ultimate. but who buys it is a

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D) The bearded wonder is back in Leeds as part of another nationwide tour. finds stand-up comedian and musical maestro Bill Bailey in fine form despite the pressures of having to be funny all the time

T's Bill Bailey's 23rd asleep by his side? "Well, actually. I'm an immediate connection with the almost monotone delivery, manic talking - it got louder and hustler. and interview of the day. "I quite an early riser, so I'm usually up audience and Improvise as you go physical comedy (and profuse people started dancing oil the tables. 11 about half eight in the morning.:' Not along. Obviously. there arc certain see sweaunat was the secret for Lee kw,:sfuteealtmin igngn..i.glitmitte, although to really have been quite what I was hoping for. pieces but once you know your material Evans, Of the current crop. Dylan be fair, they were utterly drunk. you through the mill today," Right then, what about the source of quite well. there are points in the show Moran and Sean Lock (incidentally ideas for new routines? Bound to he a where you can leave the structure quite one of the writers on Bill Bailey's It happens even to the hest of them he complains. "One great one-liner in this answer. -Well. loose. wander off and just lei it all flow_ television shine) stand out because of then, a reassuring thought for any chap even gave me a you have to try and he quite disciplined "There will hopefully be lots of new their ability to hullshit. and in such budding comic. particularly those of Ipsychological grilling about when writing;' he continues_ stuff this time mu. There was quite a lot bizam: and spectacular fashion. 'Open Spot- variety for whnin such "Nowadays. I do say to myself "I'm of material generated by doing TV So it is with Bill Bailey. While his treatment is normally reserves!. Does the very nature of comedy, going to write from now until this which never actually made it onto the joke-telling is ubviohsly superb. it is he have any set put-downs for irritating what it is to be a comedian - I wait for the punehline - "... show. so r m looking to see whether 1 his musical talent and the way ha uses hecklers'? "No I don't as it happens_ I and whether we actually so you do learn to order your thoughts can adapt that for the stage." it et saltine etiect that is second to often get involved in protracted and edit as you go along.- limm. But what ahout the lets glamourous, none, and which has helped him win conversation with them instead which I know the meaning of our Don't get rue wrong - Bill Bailey is Nide of touring, namely the long hours numerous awards and get nominated actually quite enjoy. and everyone else true selves. I was like 'what a thomughly interesting bloke to chat to spent on the road hew% een gigs. the fur the Perrier Award at Edinhurgh in tends to join in!" the fuck are you on and he does keep me very amused and endless packing :tad unpacking. and 1996. He trained as a professional entirely riveted throughout our spending weeks on end in and out of pianist. but now uses his Royal OW about particular gigs which about?!", conversation_ But why is it that we hotels away from family and friends at Academy background to write routines stand out for the right reasons? No doubt that poncey journo expect comedians to be just as funny off home! And hoe does the touring like 'Hats off to the Zebras', a tribute "A couple of Glasumburys were was from one of the Sunday stage as they ate tm it? It is• after ail, comedian keep amused when to soft rock legend Bryan Adams. the H broadsheets. and obsessed with only their act. and more to the point constantly moving from place to place? brilliant 'Docteur Qui'. a song about replies_ 1/4 TrUtinheyi yd sine'r? 'iinill enrineorgrabe itlem:r. one their job It's nut like you wait for "You can't really do that much Doctor Who anti the &licks - in great big haze then? "Well actually, I finding hidden depths and just remember a flap in a tent and meanings where none actually bright lights. No seriously. I do enjoy exist. Yet that sort of bizarre playing at festivals, although it is a bit interrogation does in a perverse different because you're playing to do enjoy playing at festivals, although it bewildered,.. heads!" kind of way demonstrate how And is working with other difficult it can be to interview or comedians enjoyable? "Yeah, it's all even talk to a stand-up is a bit different because you're playing to very friendly. I hang around with comedian. No, not difficult - people like Sean. Jeff Green and Alan that's the wrong word: it's just a Davies. There are a few nutters bewildered... heads! amongst comics, but thats kind tit bit odd. because you suddenly understandable. Let me think: who is a find yourself expecting them to top nutter" He pauses for reflection. answer every question with a friends who are dustbin men to cleat anyway because you have to preserve French, and his own accompaniment to and rejects all my suggestions. "I humourous quip or sarky put- out your rubbish when they come round your energy for the evening. But you do an episode of Starsky and Hutch. know:- he exclaims gleefully after "I didn't always want to he a further thought. "Lee Hurst. Now he is down. and are almost is it? Well I assume you don't anyway. get brilliant at pub quizzes and pool So does the man himself find that and also see every bloody film there is comedian:' he expiates. "But after a a complete nutter. I have the greatest disappointed when they turn out people expect him to he funny all the to see. Oh. and ten pin bowling - I'm while. 1 realised that you have to he admiration fin him because he is so to be perfectly sane, down-to- time? "Oh definitely, That happens at good at that. tharsa terrible sign isn't very good and very dedicated to make prolific, hut he is obsessed with earth, and well. normal. parties especially.- he confirms. it? it as a musician I do have a hobby comedy. and his own comedy in This is die last one of the day "People recognise who you are, and "It does get quite tiring, especially band called Beer Gut 100 which is fun particular."' with all the travelling, because I do a - we play old punk salvers at So you're not obsessed with your though. so I'm prepared to give it come up to you when they're pissed, shouting 'go on then, tell that one about long show all by myself So most nights Edinburgh every year - but i thought to own comedy then, Bill? "Oh no. I don't the full whack.— he insists. And the so and s°, hey listen to this everyone.' after the gig, I just want to get it all myself 'I can do other things with my think so," I challenge bun to prove this full whack from Bill Bailey is not 10 Either that or they badger you. going packed up and get hack to the hotel and music like lark about and tell jokes: by coming up with one sentence to sell he sneezed al. So here goes with the 'here's one for ya, you'll like this one.' sleep. But occasionally. you do want to and so that's what I did." his new tour to the masses without any first question, What's it like That can be annoying. unless the jokes Mow out. and so you just go fix it. Was it difficult trying to make it as trace of the self-nghteous blurb backstage after a night at say The are very good in which ease you nick sometimes with people who hang on a stand-up early gm? "Oh yeah. for a plastered on promotional posters. The Comedy Store? Does everyone sit them and use torero in your act!" afterwards, which is always a., long time, I had six months of gigs that reply is delivered dryly after careful around and get shitfaced? "Yep, colourful experience." went alright ineluding one ar two consideration. "You get free drink." I am happy. Maybe you had to he that's basically it:' he replies quite NE of thereasons Bill Bailey is Whatever that mans, Groupies when you'd just about scrape through. perhaps'? "Oh no, never_ never ever.- As a stand-up. being trapped on stage there_ hut those four wards made me Simply. No anecdotes arc being interviewed by all and sundry. apart from the tact that he he insists, chuckling knowingly. No when things aren't going well is the laugh. and yet he forthcoming. is one of the few stand-ups who fans particularly obsessed with long most nerve-racking thing there is was nowhere I ask him about his plans for the 0 hair or beards then? "Nah... I gel the because there is no escape. Even last near the stage_ aCtUa ly stands 'tut as being original. is future. "A new kitchen." Strike two. the launch his !Mast UK tout This fifieen•yearaild spotty youths instead!" Christmas. I did a patty for some Bill Bailey is Different avenue required for ibis of conies on the hack of his first television music hie people and after ten minutes. "full whack" toe thinks. OK - how series and barely twelve months alter HT! so many good but some bloke just stood up out of titufennfi yiai i, tAsnd a about this one - describe your average his last nationwide jaunt. So what similar teas on the comedy nowhere and' screamed "FUCK OFF' promise of day? "I try to gel up trasonably early.- should we expert from this nev• show. circuit. it does seem that a :11 the top of his voice. It was really booze on tap he begins. Ah, surely now a witty tale of and why another tour so soon? distinctive style or brand tit' vitriolic. and although he was twenty as well... see falling. out of bed hangover with a W rows back in a room full of about 800 you there. "Because I love it. It's what I enjoy humour can prove the key to success. cuppa and Countdown at four in the doing most. mainly because you have With lack Dee. it was the dcad'pan people. everyone else just started- afternoon. young groupie still last Bill Bailey is at City Varieties on May 6/7, 8pm 25

mviewatis Friday May 1 1998 FILM Volcano Rainmaker Emends Series 4 Dir: Mick Jackson Dir: Francis Ford Stars: Jennifer Aniston Stars: Tommy Lee Coppola Jones \,...Stars: Matt Damon} hoebe's mum is a udy Baylor (Matt cat, Joey has Damon) is fresh out taken dancing of law school, in fact lessons and he hasn't even taken p R Chandler is handcuffed his bar exam yet. naked to a chair. Pressure to find a job and Yes. finally the new clear those debts is high, so he series of Friends is out. joins an unconventional law "So you're Unlike the other series. this firm and is taken under the saying that one has been released lust on wing of paralegal, Deck all you've got video. so unless you are lucky (Danny Dc Vito). in that enough to have cable, or have Rudy's first client is a young briefcase is incredible willpower. a trip to (dean° is a fairly other man dying of leukemia because sham i he video shop will almost he typical disaster 'mole. his medical insurance company ok?" inevitable. V containing the usual refused to pay out for his All is not calm at Central Perk cliched ingredients ail the treatment. or anywhere else for that matter. As the Friends has nut lost its charm genre: or humour. Those worried that A reluctant hero (Tommy case to court, the odds arc somewhat only six characters cannot provide goes Lee Jones). a smart and uneven as inexperienced Rudy stands Ford Coppola enough variety for yet another straight-talking scientific babe _N. alone against Great Benefit insurance series, get ready to he proved company and its expensive. corporate wrong agru ( Anne Heche). a child in peril CLASSIC ►. ; \ legal team. But things are not The Godfather With series live jam having and, of course, a dog in peril. V always as clear-cut us they seem. Trilogy been filmed in London with LA faces the wrath of Mother This is not the most gripping of cameos by many. including one films and is slow to start. There arc Nature as molten rock bubbles up by Fergie. it seems we have a lot various sub-plots including one with more treats in store and erupts beneath the city. is trilogy is possibly the Claire Danes as a heat-up wife which best film trilogy of all Eleanor Mawrey melting everything in its path. serves no purpose other than to The special effects are as provide a love interest for Damon. time. impressive as can he expected, but However. the acting is good all round Yet the third part fails to come the characterisation is weak and the and DeVito deserves special mention close to the mastery of The - for adding his unique hi and of Hercules pit-41s often unrealistic as the Godfather and its in uutxliate Dir: John Musker, Ron characters survive all sons of humour to the proceedings. Adapted explosions in true Hollywood style. from yet another John Grisham hook. sequel. Clements However. at the end of the film you east and director do Melt best with a The films follow the life of two tars: Dann de Vit and script which ultimately lacks can't help but minder if Jones Dons. Don Corle ►ne, played by company are getting themselves in a originality. Marlon Brando and Robert DeNiro, is week sees the lava giver nothing in this average and his son. Dort Michael Corleone, triumphant release of aCtion adventure played by Al Paella/ Hercules, a witty, All three give some of the hest superbly animated epic Zahra Pettican performances of their talented careers. with both DeNiro and Brando winning from the masters of Oscars. creation, Disney. It is strange to think that initially the - Ile story. of the strong studios wanted Robert Redt rtl to play Gravesend The man of the ► wonderhov turned mortal is set Dir: Salvatore Stabile moment, Matt Tile Don, and James Canal Who was eventually cast as Sonny Corleone) to in Ancient Greece and has all Stars: Tony Tucci, Damon, in The Rainmaker play Michael. the elements one would expect Tom Malloy of a classic Disney feature. He•des has to prose himself ravesend is a ghetto his fine example of film It is ['lased on to be a true hero. For this task he John Ridley 's novel enlists the help of Phil, who's voice in Brooklyn and is as noir is the latest offering Stray lhat‘. and he is excellently done by Danny grim and dark as it from Oliver Stone, and ensures that the G De Vito. He is given some of the screenplay is sounds. while I'm not usually a best one-liners of the piece and I-Living accidentally shot a T solidly written. As great fan of his work, I lot Ston•'s provides the much needed Genie man, four young and couldn't fail to be impressed direction it is magic to many scenes, desperate men put the body with U-Turn. typically Fiery Flades. aiming to take over Zeus' role on Mount Olympus. has to in a car boot and drive From the moment drifter Sean extravagant. but around the street trying to while this marred overcome the might of the strapping, Penn rolls into the tiny desert previous outings golden-locked Adonis in order to dispose of it before their town of "Superior- until the end such as Natural succeed, his secret weapon being the crime is discovered. credits. I was completely Born Killers. it love interest of the film: Meg. The rest The action and language is engrossed in its well-constructed works to splendid as they say is history; Of not quite. As hard to follow: no strangers t... effect here as he ever. Disney simplifies, glon lies and plot. the criminal underworld. the creates an reduces a classic tale to a more Penn's character Hubby soon men fight and exchange extremely digestible form. becomes attracted to Grace (Jennifer frequent insults. impressive. yet If you are a fan of Disney cartoons Lopez i. a young local woman trippy view of the then Hercules is all you could wish for However, a friend of the men desperate to find a way out ot town desert where the With sharp dialog lie, pros ides reenlar voice-avers which uct ion takes place. U-Turn amusing songs .-- not onI) c Ind f) the action but also and away from violent older husband The Dir: Oliver Stone pertormed h> a give Jake ( Nick Nolte 1 Before he know,s an insight into their performances are Stars: Sean Penn chorus of pot- .."- All backgrounds of abuse. Violence and equally powerful painted family prt 'Weir 1 s, li' fr `Stone's direction with a heavily beauties with s- I rho an easy This is or made-up Jon attitude. and enough .1 • panicularls enjoyable lihn to Vinght appearing as a weird Indian, and actin in to keep you watch. As the men become is typically the suitably-named Billy Bob Thornton interested. ii oilers an absorbed into a declining violent putting in an unforgettable effort as a abundimee of laughs spiral. there is no relief from the extravagant' annoying mechanic, gritty dialogue and atmosphere. crazy and strangely and so is a relaxing. built adding to excellent performances of pleasurable %slack The conclusions of the film are it both Jake and Grace have offered him money to kill their other half. Penn. Nillte and Live?, depressing. but then iii is lite in Sec this film as siion chissititc, Gria•olid. A necessarily and Bobby is severely tempted as he Victoria however. Its dark tone and uncompromising. film Grapesetul owes money to a big city gangster. Cohen unconventional style mean that tI won't convey, the reality of ghetto lite \Ltd to this various other plot twists allval In ctcry h. ,dy ee htch is a pit, Hercules: powerfully and you're just aLta showing that Sally Young it's not what Chris Wallace you look like that count s. 2b reviewmusic Friday May 1 1998

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Then the mighty Aphrodite and Mickey 'Rm.aiis torkia Rooals komatis I of nihilism, I mean, the reworkilog of .ui old rhcme chnitied on 1-inn loan the party. add a frenetic jump-up Funk fat man Dr fare and that aim Jo langtastang lortat Monti Deep's "'Ink tats"_ -Robhin firs( line of the album iS beat and star-inn bassline and... there it is. an Si saol ni alien. the R.'71.4. hutterscotoi soul. while ".JFK 2 Loa Htmtl Theory" finds him having a "it was the biggcsl cock undentahle slancelloOr and chart classic. Ilontent 0.1 nab. !h4. Nek:inki IC easy genius, l'frillier illelling slimpa stab at Wu style quasi- you'd ever seen", we- Genius. snatch of 'I he Stair:mit.. "It's T i nts''r , i ;atig Starr rekkid and manna front theological militancy. while Marina are treated to tales of hell\ :n tor NI East Coast nation. Break Down' tat o,i luxuraaa, cameos from Inspiaaah Deck and IDLEWILD wanking. "playing" with liras Premier ripping up all th.• anihmsac. ?naive aliatrayar •in•. Scialace hardly do him any favours. 11 II it I tilt Pith 11 "I t Ilk. (Fixxl) Guru telimar tired tales ta avar...-e and gills '-Islas'' and being pear rola-, will! it said,'-r' - I. nal then Gum is only following What's game on here. then? Hosing bought hanucide to a halcyon Rally lase, like disappointed when girls maniacal glee. dikaolv tog any Prenuci's tail-lights in abject awe like Idlewild's nlhum. liSleritsti in it owe, threat it Sylvia gaunt' filthy with the King 01 the rest of us. "Mpment Of Truth" is a start to bleed. across the MOM and thought "shits", curing delineation lween innovation and Nev., York. rare thing. a glimpse of a genius on a a sneer our trust of the AWE and their passion for populism with the ease of "She Know What She IVionti" is roll. Watch him bunt. hyping .hurt-chirp. driven guitar groups and perverting an old-sktx)I astonishing for being both repellent Then, listening to their late•t o oft formalism with a spectacular and yet inexplicably. inescapably Ofivew Craner think what a coot shim-sharp slh I, a alt.•' driven tune it is. I (funny. you go figure shin wearing singer gets ternhley Spice Girl and flirts with his nue stand THE BLUETONES &angelic. sweet and fresh. i Superior Quid ity ) Everclear. t Imm. American. Hounslow's finest on top florin. Mark Morns Seasoned %MI attitude. quirk}, whala is a hit hard on himself: Ira all that l can do, whit. w hah ha rdiy a break fmm the C.O.PHILDPHOBIA Br' IRA hi SOW these stupid songs rn yau". and. while 'jump up and down' norm, but not a bad some might agree, they do it for me anyway filling to this nick sandwich. And now, The whole sung is like a huge winding spring arria, self-pnininineed Feeder say "High". And "Stereo World' building up to the "na nit na's" and it's a "fucking rock and roll", and 'Tangerine" and..... e fresh face of jazz funk in glonous release. But is it just me who can pretty boys and promoted by I love Feeder. I do. I do, I do. But I hear the beginning of the 7irp Gear theme in the 90s. John Scofield's gig a platformed lire-coloured don't like the Met as a rock venue for a the intro"' C hand like this. Hare we have Feeder was a heady and eclectic trattssestite handing out good luck playing with all the passion they' played miss FREAKPOWER to snakes in the lobby. kick start the Duchess anth I but without the Heavy on tunk, this was not Nt t AI [deconstruction) this gig oft in to a pop-rock %voodoo untidier 70s regurgitation, but a new. ► inlinlaey I and all the presence they create But, on listening to the Exactly. "Put your handy in the air." Why. are trance. at festivals loam without the stench of the contemporary sound emerging titan a you going to shoot me? Please do. I have to Although the crowd are a little slow la field). having got to de stage in then melting pot_ a cocktail of rhy thin and music. that really' would he say it's kind of funny the first time. ii has a ' .+s mg their metal cages rattled, Mier career of playing the rack ahem:dive at hlues.ciaintry. he-hop. and a tinge of quite unfair. for whilst certain charm. But that had Carribean-style ond single."Breathing titalenvater" the high school disco - when. in their nick. sortie of the songs start ro music alerts you to the fact that it's more .1 oases the first of many droplets of sweat wards can't dance to disco". The most unusual feature of the drag a little and A idan-s laughable than amusing. But you'll he singing + , he shed. Comprised of hi ueo haired They're- nnifes.siimat as ever, raw and night was Sta414,•Itr. use iff a voice tnay get just a little it for WEEKS. ocals and guitar (ert Some Have Fins I. sharp and the gutty change: our valiamma pedal and special too functional anti his creating a variety of so +uncle ranging :cached rude hay bass lex 'EMF'J. smoothed over by a precision perfect indi fference could start hi, BARS' 131RD nitersaited guitar, and animal on (Intuit. Mont harmonica and swain, to &tau solo. Psychedelic lighting and their he Mistaken Hit' apathy. BAD 01.1 II I ••Ech'., s inuppetIL Caine. with talmaio lour so await ng akin ti a ('11 ludic!. o cardomte tit unquestionalix• chia ins .'Po there is no Lien) ng that After the fame making but ultimately sell- ligles under Liner hells have already gat It higligltt has In hale hem "Perfeet Day". 1110S1 excruciating of high notes philophobia is an album of &tearing bhp on their caner kllain Ii that was a•ateat hits syle set. which caused adolescent henry in the Playing material from his new "You're Gorgeous", the now To ddlci Bird 'Valiant:I Screaming- should rocket almitl throbbing crowd. album .4 (la Go. there were James alibi 'me goal!' y, return with a strangely :aim nand. yet jaunty - a s1.1111111C1- 411thettl.11IC harmonies. Sweat is flowing like the beer This is Baser rhythms. and riffs lilted fri 1 hr musk- may he little Mamba: A lyrically dark song, filled with •, so Mani ill aniline lilm silundtracks. the happiest neck gig you'll ever see. blues classics like "Mercy. Mercy'. do ant-Kau. but to call the filthy-mouthed talk of "rawrbladei In ave- I + ,es peak wilh their girl power critique lunt Yum. Then heavily !s)'ncopated drums and songs passionless a mild he a •narat ao five /one rapiia" and -hrdfibirrh. \lolly ", when the crowd teasing, lace Jane Arthy complea heata took •N as he wove clear injustice' Take Huff-doe- type things goings on. St.). your in and out of different time signatures which proses that less rcany usual top ten fare then. Reminiscent of his litastials therm!. highlights is wow. a- v.ith earlier10-ft yearnings and. frankly, a in isred imitated "Dewy-. a here he hawed and rn•osi aanomal -arm:mane return to the early potential Sane Jones mul to ire atonal temiory. taking the cinotion arc: pro osaoked showed for greatnesa. musk: to the edge vs IMOLA ever losing titans' bands ; even the plot. Scotiekt's style harks hack to, dream •l. mainstream /a/Oa:Mao/•u may not he the LOWER mid-Ws period. when players rnoval towards :nava- masa you'd lose to listen NIL'51' 11 I 1,1 I tun garde stuff. and progresses natutally hef•ac going out. but it sure (Coalitioit keLordingN I itan earlier players like Herhie at, hell is the silo of thing that 'A song (ruin Jesus Jones' ratting dustbin- as Is tailed for the moraine after. itfilletIM: once aaki. limeock and Freddie Ilahlairool The 1, -- arab Strap Noi: very special. its beauty I:, Its uuHu_ uko,,,, hut ThA ...ma-oho:ay. eon) loos of space and Samanthi Jayawardena amain:a basking creating an and James Bradley atilloaphona. mesmensina sound. Fiona Smalley Sue-Lee Freeman Friday May i 19•11

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Simon. his Viiiees of Club Culture name was, thought everything contains a halance of stories he touched sparked and "a which talk about the club couple of weeks later" started scene how it is through a going out "with a Barbie doll whole plethora of subjective tied around his neck". An and personal accounts. Not interesting interpretation of the just those of the clubbers but Aqua song. of the bouncers. DJs and The commercial side of it: expanded edition at' a paramedics as well. club culture too is an classic novel delves deep These accounts came about important issue raised. Club into Indian philosophy, culture has changed from free in response to a national exploring issues of Self. competition launched in panics and a "don't-care-just - T enjoy-yourself" attitude to a individuality, mysticism and several music magazines to much more. Born in Calm at find the hest clubbing mole money orientated world in the end of the last century. They're interesting and. I which one contributor reported might add. tilled with drug an attack that happened to him. Hesse considered India to be references- Did someone say He ended up isolated and his spiritual home and this is slime' ity pe .' Drug abuse. without clothes because especially conveyed through someone wanted his MOW' apparently. is "things like dubber Kasen). Contradiction this novel. land his' slope. heroin rather than ecstasy" anyone'! Well. perhaps. But On first approaching the book I says one Tynesider. Flippancy aside. Hight dreaded the arduous process of that aside there are loadis of Society does succeed in getting In fact most of the people ghout !lasing to plough through elaborate. interesting stories throu across the point that dub who contributed to High the pages of High Society. For complicated and difficult Society seem to endorse taking culture is actually something philosophy. Luckily, this was tie example. there's 'Andy from of a phenomenon. 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McCroy makes useful , comparisons between the novel and • Hesse's life and influences. F1CTION ----'11.111011 • Ifinsrver, this ts quite lengthy and it Stephen Russe MEW .- easy to get hugged down in the. Barefoot Doctor t: tail. The novel's charm lies in its Piatkus £7.99 simple. easy to understand language. 'Through this simple style Hesse niakes tunny puitound observations ONE DAY ONLY about life. lose and true I Vs1 . nervous 4:11IMIlitInCilt. headache? Feeling nervous, depressed. T stressed? Step into (WEDNESDAY 6th MAY) the haretUot doctor's surgery and let him check your chi. tune conundrums such as tto VIEW THE ENTIRE COLLECTION your tantien and caress quote directly from the your karma. index, which is engaging The Handbook is a guide reading in itself) "Panic. In feeling good in the Passion, Patience. Peace. sprawling metropolis of Pelvic girdle tpos.turel twentieth century existence. People Surfing, perfection, GIORGIO ARMAN I It's a neat little package of Oat controller, photek. ancient religion handily re- pissing. poetry and and worked so as to he pollution". interspersed with accessible to your average helpful spiritual mottos in large letters. such as "BE •lead character. Siddhartha, white middle class Church to getting what READY TO MOVE" and is a man used of England punter. Stephen this is not "TRUST YOURSELF'. he wants. However Russell has taken the Tao enough. Siddhartha is The general tone is light - and turned it into an Oprah compelled by his continuous search EMPORIOAff and inconsequential and goes-to-Goa style occasionally laughable ter fulfihnent, to live in peace. in recipebook for a healthier, bliss. The novel follows his painful happier existence. rm.-cumin' the loop" for search for enlightenment. 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See panel above Canterbury. involved in preparations for 10.50 ITN News: Weather 11.00 Fattier Ted, Another chance to 7.10 The Wolf Man:The Diary 11.05 No Worries Weekend catch Fridays clerical capers. his forthcoming wedding to 11.35 FlLM:The Wedding Banquet Of Paul Balenovic. Thelma, completing a peri- 11.10 Dharma And Greg. 11.40 No Worries Weekend (1993). Under pressure horn Documentary about the od of courtship that started his parents to marry, a gay strange double life of Paul 11.45 FILM: Carry On in form 48 at Park Junior Emmannuelle (1978) Taiwanese businessman. living Balenovic. For 17 years he in New York with his American School. 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Subsequent pro- Exclusive, 3.10 Family Affairs 12.30 Sunday Lunch Cate Frances and Mehuru Omnibus; 5.25 Mixing It: 5.55 5 News grammes may run late or a scrious sal, Waal become dangerously close Spat 6.00 Rugby Express. 13.00 Roots & Zoots ll ;.'ou don't receive low:cues. For committing change. as the runaway slave. 7.00 Talking In Class foe weeks and Hy again under a different imine. 11.00 Tsahal. Film charting the 15.00 Groovin' Matthew. returns to a hos- 7.30 Kirsty Young Interviews... history of Israel, as part of Vic Reeve 17.00 Drive-by Unplugged If son find it difficult to focus on God. pray instead to a popular tile Bristol the commemorations of the 8.00 Shadow 01 The Whale 4:4:kite-in or favottrilr pop Mar. 10.20 News: Weather feat. Breathe & CCTV fiftieth anniversary of the 9.00 FILM: Dead On Sight (1994). 10.35 French And Saunders Go Stylish psychological thriller founding of the slate. 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Families ()lithe victims In 1990 a scientist named Dr I larash and I will not give up." he said. the findings of the first independent inquiry of new ',orlon! ('JD have been left Naomi.; inflamed the I uus• of t 'ominous Matthew a as lb ing at home a hen his into BSE and (10 - convened by the a enduring sib) their loved ones died. Select Cortintittee that he ails researching father realised he was unwell. Socialist Equality Party - at which scientists. Political pressure gnaws such as the human and animal spongiform had a gigantic tierstonality. erytualv lave(' investigation and Mathes of victims all Socialist Equality Party claim the British encephalopathy - seraph.. ME and C.10. him, Ind in I/Ls:ember 1995 he became gas e es idenee. pent*, are the s Wilms ora huge gar eminent Stan after his announcement. Narang's intros cried and started to complain or pains Since 11w first case or list: . as curer-up. But whatever the truth. most directiu la-demi him to des-trio the animals in his knees. Ile used to get twine roan recugnised in April 1985, the mvstericas monk agree BSE is a political that has to "for safety mastitis". work. eat his lea and go straight to tiedtied- nature of the disease has spread rear and lw dealt with to pnitixt both human lire and Narang claims that if had been able In strange belay iour fiver a normal tee► ager." 'tiaras' . Puliticians have argued over the the British economy. continue his experiments he mould base By the fulkaing August, Nlatthea had cause or the disease. a twitter it call be The government announcement in mined that IkSE had caused the deaths begun to stumble. his speech was slurred passed to humans and es en whether it exists March 1996 that CM/ could be connected to from new variant CJt). Fran then un iw Felt and he kept os erbalancing. 'I remember at all. In the same week that ill animals ILSE Iluvatened the total collapse of the beef he was being forced out. Re aas accused of taking ?s latt.hers t mas shopping in stumbled across tan isn't' screens. the industry. During the public outcry that unsafe lab a (irk and was esentually barred town. Ile couldn't even stand. I had hi hold frdloard, supermarkets took British beef off from the lahnndory. him up. People were staring, they thought their shelves and schools and restaurants Ile claimed: "The gin cement has not lw was drunk, Ind I knot he wasn't. 'VS hen removed II from their menus. Cattle prices just misled 11w public eon lisE, it has we gut Inane I rang emergency and gat him plummeted. deliberately sabotaged science while at the into a hospital:' The Elf imposed a worldwide him on same time pretending 14, lw objective and At first. (townies failed to find anything Saks lir British beef causing tin assands of scientific." wrong. with Nlatthes% but a hen he was peop• working in the industry to lose their himilieviir the skinny. are still assailing transferred to the Royal I lallanishire in This is jobs and sons fanners facing financial ruin answers to the questions Ihes have been Sheffield experts diagnosed him as suffering were dris en to suicide. asking of the government tar years. John from nes% variant CM. Ile died in Match which The goy eminent dealt with the prubkm Nfiddleton lost his SOD \latthew Parker 19, 1997. tribal by launching a patriotic campaign to to the disease. "At the inquest the coroner recorded . one persuade the public to buy British with the 'All these questions come about because death by misadsenturr. That means Math or restoring tunsumer confidence in of the government's criminal Ix hay' someone ssas responsible for what as heel this year it opened a fresh inquiry In And it is not onh the Tories. the I Alone happened. My life is in ruins. I find it a bring together es err I hing that is already crap. N !althea was a fit and struggle to go on. I visit Matthea 's grave tew Party is roll or know n about the disease. once a week. NIaltheu should be % isiting my 'c led Since the oaten in 19%, the government grave not the other via) rotund. Nly sin was has been at pains to point OM that the `Arguments have too young to die. Nothing can prepare you Is number of reported cases of list: infected for losing a child.- al cattle has fallen. flosses er. scientists claim raged over the 11w gu. errunent's response to Mils such this is due to new legislation banning the as Matthews Parker's has been to monitor sale id- meat from cattle aged user 30 the deaths from the disease user a 20 year months. %chief' is below the age at which the cause of the period. Families ui s let inis continue to call sy mploins or 1151-: become apparent. for a mitre adequate investigation both into Indeed, scientists in% est riga ing 11SE base the CanSt the disease and its hill/ rt• linen found thems•ls is at odds with the disease, if humans prevention. govenunent. Professor Richard Lacey, ex. The publication of Inahnny of a Width Leeds 1 'niversitv. sshu lirsi warivtl that can catch it and Disaster alum to both intiwin the general mad toss dismse could lw passed to public and dispel the an ths anti rumours ic Anatomy of a humans. belies es he was forced into which surround RSE I imfurtunateh, the retirement when his theories became duo whether it even gm eminent lags behind in this respect but threatening.lk said: "I retired heron: I with luck. the ongoing inquiry will shed health disaster intended to bccause orrahulated malice. II exists at all' sums light on this ambiguous issue. 37

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loonier is upon us and aid gh the /131MIHNi of lazy days at Ill• lidil and ice Top Shape: recipes cream w ith your !over are tempting. ii also means the clothes must come off. it 's Breakfast time to put your lingers up to those ynn Veggie toast • Top two slices wholemeal toast with Sknow it's what's inside that counts, he totally low at spread, one tomato sliced and grilled. and u

_study_our form superficial for the want of VI inning the liudins fess ninshrooms. [;rill for 3 mins. Tastiest 'foto competition this year and get sonic Banana shake Put one banana. threes' thIspExins %egetahles down you. Health) tailing can be fun. I iss. tat plain yi,guri and 100m1 skimmed mills in a No. reall!., il can, blender. Mis. You can use any fruit as long as seasonal cashiers The hest way of shed a kw pounds ts not to they're /101 i110 acidic leg - oranges I. think Mat s on are on asliet. To jump onto the Apricot cereal -Mr s bran flakes with four dried £3.91 (E7.82 ON SUNDAYS) `s1 illimung' train is to embark on a hellish journey apricots and low tut yogurt or milk. that is awash with calorie calculators. torture LEEDS/NORTH OF ENGLAND implements advertised in the hack of You magazine Lunch and inevitably. Rosemary Connelly-. To stall Sweet and sour noodles - Heat one tsp a n t in a wok Take a break from studying and study our form We are one of the leading becoming a self-righteous mathematician will and add halt an onion, broccoli, half a red pepper ultimately turn you into the pub bore - even though Bookmakers and right now we are recruiting cashiers for our shops and a handful Err bean spa arts. Add a dash of soy ;1 pint has gut 200 calories in it no-one wants to Scn e with plain noodles. throughout the locality to work until September. know: not least it is easierto become lifisessive if Chicken, asparagus and pasta salad • Cook and - you've your day is based around how many 'points then drain the pasta. Add diced up cooked chicken We have a long association with students and because we understand the eonsanned. and two asparagus spears. boiled and chopped. Mix pressures you can be under around exam time, we can offer you the flexibility In today's society. where control is a shop in one tomato, chopped. two spring onions. Dress bought commodity (#30. at your local slimming you need in return for your commitment to us. with time juice. mustard and vinegar club), it is easier to think it is in the hands of Carrot and parsnip soup - IFTy half Uri onion in one someone else . but it's best just to follow a few We are looking for people who can ideally commit to 16 hours per week tsp oil: add three chopped carrots, one peeled and guidelines. and not to worry too much if your beau chopped parsnip, and gently fry For a few minutes. across 3 days, one of which will normally be a Saturday. but we can also pulls out the chocolate body paint after dinner. Boil one pint vegetable stock and add. Simmer for ?.(ter you plenty of opportunity to work additional hours, evenings, as-long as possible (anything from half an hour 1. • Try to eat three meals a day. and only to snack on and occasional Sundays. Serve with fresh coriander. lots of pepper and fruitiveg in between. whnlenvt! hre;id You must be over 18, numerate. have a natural, friendly way with people • GI shopping and buy a week's worth of Ii X id, and the confidence to handle cash In return we offer generous rates of pay replacing all junk .food with fresh fruit and seg. By buying all your food at onee you'll be less tempted Supper and all the training you need. to spend money on takeaways. Cod with red pepper sauce - brill one red pepper. When singed. put tit a plastic bag, their after a few Interested? Why not call 0113 244 2644 to find out more. • If hosing meat, make sure it's as lean as possible. cut down on red meat t one steak a week is the tumbles, peel off skin. Boil four new potatoes for 14- If you can't commit yourself now - no problem, we are recruiting people national guideline). I it nails: Eli am and add a few mint leavcs..Cook one • Stock up on white fish cod fillet - put on a baking sheet. sprinkle with salt right up to July. If you're returning home for the holidays we may have a • Bus low fat versions of dairy products. and sugar and pepper and grill for tr ni 7 minutes. Distant the shop in your hometown. Call our Recruitment Hotline on 0113 291 2293. tree juices etc. skins and keep wain. Chop the peppers arid • 1 i klk out for things with 'hidden sugar' cg - potatoes. stir in I tsp Alternatively come along to see us on 12th May. between 1Iam - Spm at hreakfast cereals. pasta sauces. It's often tastier just low fat creole The Ken Saro-wiwa Room (Committee Room A), at Leeds University Union ti I make your own. fraiche and serve with the cod on and see what we have to offer you. • I binge I:folio/lams - haw half vegetables, a platter cadlltil!.2 drilleti t bread, cereals. juitanies„ top of \eg_ pasta. nal:nail a quarter protein r [new. fish, eggs. Pizza - lake one pieta base. •hcC?anisfeme L nlards digestion. so stick to water and spread scilil pikes. cht upped tomatiV.S. • Grill, hake or stir- fn. your food. rather than tr:t.ing a lest mushrooms. la roasting i II frying _measure out, ail in a spoon hall a cotirgette. imbrue than riming it in. i sliced and some basil leave';. Di tial.' WHERE WORK AND LEISURE MEET • Replace cream in recipes with LWOW fraiche. or tow tat Manage ink. Wet tine isp olive oil. Bake at 250c. ON! It1 for I 14-211 nulls. Serve with hesh gen salad Leeds Student, Friday May 1 19911 all `iptut.st wed by 1. 'It ilt.%t.r outlook careers 17 t 'direct' only I could in charge.. ■ 1.1I N !ER. as you may have Campus prer.I1:111,411 yt 1111 a s,k•i"k of free noticed. is on its way and the prolessumal teaching in Bristol or Nashville summer, job rush has already and continual support over the course or the Working over summer does not started. lime to work out your summer. -1 here •s also the friends to make. the priorities. no vou need some incentive hulieldy pi Lie la trip to hoot" ...limes Scash to pay off those debts? Or %%Ark necessarily mean having to do such as Kern a nr huni.tal. the ;11:3..I.:•• 144 the ,Aperienee? Or. omething to put on !')4111111,Al•`,1Cril platemttit sets ice rot eraduares %lair CV? Or all of those? the t bailie to oleo thousands ..rt peofic , till something mundane and boring. Tins Nutmuct-, about hl ltd .iuilents I mill and all Mar moue. I low t'vei. u c ilk' 551101i salmi.; Ullive4SiTiON uffilThil the 1;1,.. will he expvriettLe t% melt raid letnetilk:t running their own husinesses. in either Gicat liked ihe itted,,t ttr,t11t. iunnrn~ Ill, GRAHAM WEBB thinks that running Britain or the USA, hacked by a company with own business at some pion in nn hie arid 1311y-cars ekperiesteer rea1iscil that dotoc it when I r.a at a *diadem ., Last year. those working on Southwe,tiern's summer lob ra,iuld he lap peter:119e to riskin,,e your own company for a few months student summer work programme earned. on •terything to do so litter to lite,' tard Oruro. average, Of10/week. Helen Emery, it third 'ear -1 also Apple,:lated the of coming back psychology student at LULL was uric of the the 1111low mg summer and increasing [IPs Leeds team who did a little better than knowledge, responsibility and. most might be a bit more interesting. average. grossing 0600 over three months ini.1 itriportattlIt.. flume!, generating 1:17,11100 of retailhusiness. Moe than 11111.1)00 .tattenis gratitude eat tl Too clod to he true? One al those Ati.10. seat_ and obviously, there are not I taktioil get rich quick scams? Nope. "The main reason good graduate robs. Employers teally look students on the Southwestern programme do something dif fervill that makes them stand lout so well is because of the hard work they put 10 Irrim other people SieVC Watson, a thud year and because they know what they want to get Japanese siudent at LUU, believes that his out of IC sacs 'laid CUITIC. one of the student evperience with Southwestern in Denver Last managers working with students. al LOU and summer helped him get onto the JET scheme LW'. -We only select people with the -1-hev asked roc about it for around a quarter motivatirrn to do Nomelhing u little fill,re or the whole interview." challenging than pulhng pints or doing data Although no full-time jobs are gnitiariteed. entry." the few months' experience can he 11(1111 1, Hal Thr other explanation for the success 01 and enjoyable. Time is last running out to those selected to work on the programme is the apply for a place to work this summer. The quality of the training. Having been in 1008 !reeds team is nearly complete. with only business since 186g, Southwestern - a seven spots left So, it you're interested in publishing company - have managed to refine finding out more about it call either Graham their training methods. combining weekly on- Webb on 2280791or Paul currie on 2269174.

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OCAL road everywhere: up the trees. on bringing your entire sunnier floor and un the sides. Even if signs call it the niadsides and in the food. wardrobe as dIAIWA cost next sou hook a bed on a sleeper, Despite India having Keralan cuisine differs vastly to nothing Out there There's don't he surprised if several 'God's own from that ic knell you've no shortage of nnidside tailors people land cockroachest country' and probably grown accustomed to who, given a basic design. can decide to sit on it with you. in your local curry house. throw together a little Don't even try to complain to a reputation as a who can argue Instead of Tikkas and something to suit your own the guard_ he's nut likely to with God? Tandooris, there are numerous specific needs. sympathise! LWith its lazy concoctions with the Although much of Kerala's place riddled with aforementioned basic ilea] women drape poverty has been eradicated. backwaters and blue ingredient. coconut. all themselves in the sari, a unfortunately many life lagoons, the state of accompanied by rice. nth tit piece of cloth that is threatening diseases haven't. poverty, GEETA Kerala is quite kind of rice cake) or dosai to Lelegantly wrapped around Polio is rife and believe me. rice pancake I. For a truly the body leaving the midrill the sight of so many limbless literally heaven on authentic experience, ask to exposed - and you can too. go people made my pre-vacation earth. eat your dl linen 110111 a banyan on. Although there are no immunisation programme BANKER discovered inrillikt re•Ninction.tm what can seem well worthwhile. There It k India's leaf This i. one place a here Mc Donald!, have no market and can't he worn, steer clear is no avoiding the mosquitoes. southernmost state and because the .24.1w 1, suited. of bikinis and other such they love foreign blood so that there is much to offers a gentler rendering the uhieluttntU revealing attii e. Westerners are beware. A good insect introduction for the ri rsl beefburger still a novelty, with gawping repellent such as Autan time visitor than sonic of' As with any foreign aplenty- and situ may- not t available from all good be found in a the impoverished ...ountry. exercise Calalt,11 welcome the added attention ehenustsi is a must as are malaria tablets. northern cities. as I The purchasing power elf ii so ivered during a the pound can Certainly he felt beautiful country - recent trip to this lush. Westerners are still a in India with the current green tropical paradise. exchange rate being around 6.5 rupees tin the pound, The local lingo is anti even and in particular novelty, with a poor student like me felt Malayalam and it is rich. When yin' see how little distinctly different town the the obligatory hippy wall Kerala - national language. Hindi, gawping aplenty, but hangings and bed spreads cost Hos% i.o. et many people I c\ till hi' rite e haggled speak Nnelish. or at least the price duty nt 1.111 sure Soul' that is erwugh to help out the show respect and out suitcase just as I did. ittld tourist. .and one There's snitch tun to he had legacy- of kA 'ten Sou en (11.10 y ou can I HMI' away soul Honey much colonialism is that you will receive such los olnics as taeials, ITUinv signs are in went to the Roopkala F.111.111.11 ,a, don't Luis parlour in (ittapalam more worry :11-1( MI respect in return ior eyebrow language s,:kcson Inv 111 rupees. difficulties. dccithril2 what tl, cat and whsle vain ( my bill : I ;iris he be attacked by a Hinduism is to Ctrl from - (milked and warned' ti on x hf; Chi .rarer) ar pair RVere.21%, I Was than ■■ the dominant vegetanan ale s a safer and pLr,:+ihl lui.,lctl h the pleasantly surprised when the reliFion and the het than raw or Lion! wools meithilk. hut tl sun ,110A lieantician effortlessly beautiful. ornate Don't drink anything that the etilture. you perkirmed the whole task with big hasn't come h on a ,c aletl reeeii e respeet return, a stogie thread_ Threading is temples are ic‘i anon!, to triittle or f.qirion trifles% yon lie simplest way II‘ get an Oniictil Indian method of this Aceonling '1 ant to spend you: holiday around is by I ieksliam . Like all depilation, whereby a thread is ■ cities to the religion. sequattingin,era 11 11C Itl the the best fairground rides, a trip twisted between the lingers.. ■ ■ one cannot round I e.,.1110.;3 IfnIct‘ are nil in one or [hese is 001 it 1- Ihtrse over the offending hairs to convert to ;hal varlet., I. good option Is With had hacks or weak beans, remove them from their roots. Hinduism, one is I piton, a dein:loos mango as the drivers seem to have and 1 can vouch for its rupees, There hoin a Itindu and drink for seven theti,l,v, crsiOn 1.21the efficacy. Why not indulge in a one dies a Hindu. is an abundance of tropical Highway Code_ Buses are yet henna tattoo icallcd my la_njoe , Whether non. Hindus are delights to tantalise your taste another thrill_ The sexes are in this part of the world) and allowed into temples is at the buds. from guavas to cashew segregated and rival sport a hindi spot? discretion of the chief priest. nuts and you will be amazed companies race each other Koala is beautiful. but it's definitely worth by how many interesting along the roads. Alterriatiyely, enchanting and rich 111 culture. asking. It not, you can things (loofahs. for example t lake a taxi. a holida) there will he unlike always wait outside and grow on trees there. For long journeys, trams any Other you've experienced. watch one of the frequent Being so close to the offer excellent kaltie for In comparison with other parts processions of elephants equator. the climate is truly money. and a great way to see of India. Kerala is fairi2i that paY. by. tropical. so temperatures of some quite unique scenery. prosperous. but bear in mind 1 Kerala literally means thirty degrees and upwards are However Indian train journeys that everything is relative. and 'land of the coconuts' guaranteed. However the can he an uncomfortably you'll probably see scenes that and I soon found out tranquillity is often rudely intimate experience, as they shack you. Keep an open mind why. They're interrupted by the notorious try to fit as many people in as and it'll he well worth your 1 - monsoon rains. Don't bother possible. including on the while.

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I w alked nonchalantly to the trlit1,1 • ■, I I :I I •. ,O; .1 1‘.1i ILI( .1 changing rooms. trying in vain to When Kale !■•'Ios,, looks like she pushers. Apparently portend that I was not carrying_ a crime has substantial thighs in a they're all the rage, mmm.. against taste with a slew to trying. it on particular item of clothing you know it I'm not so sure. In true tittangely I was not the only one with is time to steer clear, halt a pair 01 trousers in my. hand. Style is not the only issue here investigative journalist style I knew the exercise was doomed though. The king tniusered majority I sacrificed my self respect trout the start as I stepped gingerly Into should be asking - why do the high and went into the breeches. the (Mending items. I squeeied myself' street mores try to come foolish fashion This year's catwalk shows into them and watched in horror as the unto us? Just because Doke & Gabbana hem crept up my calf. I turned and think pedal pushers are a good idea. we were. as usual. crowded with looked in the mirror. The effect was arc all supposed to rush joyfully- into a waif-I ike models. haring their devastating. if only to my self esteem. sartorial disaster area. As my mum used flesh. How (net.. apart from the To say my hum looked big was an to say 'would you jump off a cliff if normal svelte stomachs and understatement and my thighs Dolce & liahhana told you it was a ballooned before my eyes. I looked as if good idea?' - no you probably wouldn't. daring decolletage there was I had stolen my \ ounger haulier's Remember. they're not the ones who mote calf tin show than at has,ietihtntii .alk. s round town wearing (mist cattle auctions. 4. Pedal pushers were Raiding the past as Inspiration strutted down the lot the present isn't new and DOES MY BUM has pros tiled some welcome runway s every shoo. :,,one-hack. W'here would in a wide variety of LOOK BIG IN THIS? maim of to, he, without our different g u i se s. 1 moot platforms and toned-down tailored business suits A handy little tlares'' However, it can he taken too far. and when we at Versace. To cropped solution to some of find ourselves being asked to track pants at Ghost. fashion's most wear the same outfit we used trouser hems got to wear when we were knee nowhere near the pressing problems high to a gnome, it is time to models' ankles. withhold payment. Pedal-pushers. Capri-pams, Normally the more No. 5 Plus-fours, Knickerbockers, bizarre creations ill the call them what you will. just Cashion dons remain on don't. whatever you do. put a the highly paid coat- pair tin an expect to he taken hangers. where they seriously._ Instead expect to be I h .se w ith paler skin a oil he stItvcised and offended by the asked it you had a growth spurt rightly belong, arid the sodden onset of sunimer. Ni time has been granted to gently in the night or if your trousers few mortals who could into, au delicate outer layer to the outside world and shrunk in the wash. However even attempt to carry suddenly situ ate sweating !tout in long mousers when we should you wear them. tight or loose, them oft are probably be sashaying in shop skins. The curse of pale lees is upon as and with heels or flats, this already being paid to do much as we'd like not tit care we are reflecting sunlight • help. compromise between shorts so. Not so these modern and trousers is one that does monstrosities. A walk not need to he made. As an down any high street will alternative to shorts they have reveal the true horror of the disadvantage of covering the situation. Pedal IT= are two realistic .Motions here Oct onto a come of your legs up and as a trouser sunbeds and fast if you want to risk it The more cautious among pushers are in the shops. replacement they are decidedly U5 will he hitting the Kittle. travelling to Lancing or Clinique for draughty. the magazines and the a quick burst of sun and becoming, overnight bronzed beauties. consciousness Leave this look for little girls and dig out your pluitos of of the fashion when you looked cute in them followers for Sun-free sun-tan, the way forward for hut Capri-pants should he worn the summer, the pale of complexion. at yuur peril. Remember - the Rod help us all. fashion police are watching. 44 filialttai Europe's finest wig LUU defeat French champs to scoop trophy

DAN mccORMACK'S an extremely dangerous spv.it penalts iii the third minute tackle that went unpunished by of stoppage time won the the referee and caused Lawson European ('up for LUC at European Cup Final: LUU 22-20 Montpellier to retaliate. Twenty minutes remained Weetwood on Sunday. Chris Straw and the French soon took With the scores tied at 20-20, the conic,. the pitch for their winger to the influential skipper steadied advantage of the extra man, Gareth Davis struck soon touch down. camping on the 1.01.1 line before his verse and defied the after, following powerful driving The dying seconds of the headwind to slot over from 25 scoring to take the lead for the from Raoul Simons that drew first half saw WV putting the first time in the game. 18-16. vanls, sparking scenes of the visitors' forwards Ill. At 12-0 pressure hack on and they were celebration both on the pitch 11 looked to be plain sailing for rewarded for their attacking play Desperate ,rod the touchlines-. 1_1111 - they had nullified the when Antonio Richardson In (wen owing a fiercely threat of Montpellier's scored in the corner to give LUI 7 dug deep and began to determined Montpellier side, dangerous backs and had them a vital 16-12 lead at the tight hack as the situation LIN showed more grit than controlled the play up [runt. inter, al. looked desperate. Yet twice they TACKLED: But LUU came through to become Euro champions skill but still ran in four fine A tense midfield battled could have gone even further liteS. behind. but one French try was Sloppy ensued atter half-lime. The of the posts. the Montpellier was because we hadn't played However. It was a shame that 1.1111 forwards persisted and disallowed and their winger they only showed glimpses of But a period of sloppy play knocked on with no-one kicker stepped forward and together over Easter. McCormack toed the odd stroked the ball over to level the the loon that took them to the from both sides, with the greasy between him and the line. "I was impressed with the tinking run, but none were scores with a minute to go, SRL championship in Match. ball making quick handling But it was LW who scored French - they were very spirited unable to find a way through the Back came UV though. and And it was the home side tricky. resulted in the French on 71) minutes after a period of and gave it everything in terms Montpellier line. it was McCormack who had the who started the brighter. scoring side going over between the sustained pressure. Duncan of commitment. nes, weren't a And it got worse for the last word, meaning Lift! had twice in the first 20 minutes. post, to halve the deficit. Ogilvie raced in to score in the particularly dirty side and in the hosts when a display of secured a fine League and end we were quite fortunate. McCormack - who orchestrated With points on the hoard, far corner but McCormack petulance by Graeme Lawson European Cup dome, throughout - pow tried the Montpellier grew in self-belief narrowly missed the comersion_ "But it's been the mark of saw the big forward dismissed A •ansbed Raoul Simon, our side user the last three years •hointe that was fumbled by the and this was epitomised by their Two points separated the for kicking an opponent. Whilst 'said :,Meru aids -rtur that we manage to pull out the scrum half who launched a sides and when LIT conceded French &fence. allowing Nic his &mins could not be pertoimance wasn't up to our victory when it really matters:* terrific kick across the width of 15 yarns out in nom Diamond to run in to score in condoned_ he was the victim ..11 a penalty usual standards. but I think that

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FOOTBALL tRI.1) (up courtesy 01 the .simiphiCeci lever umelally David Couldtan.1 fattier than the Interview by began gripping , wi-faCtri Finn Mika Hakkinen. he natiun rut sport is now all about SEB VANCE Wednesday 22 saes and timer ability has so %pig. ashilirding lulls offret. InWt every hack page last work. C.:W.11)1C lit AN II) no regret- "I wasas on Slieuield That ''s right - an Tuesday Linking skill ;lie ).11,1;a0 Wednesday 's hooks at an early every one of the till million `.;eintina•her. itoe'.etnutshoI,I Wetherall at2%:. but I took the unusual step inhabitants or Britain had no heal ho h.. anti die yotuiger and Mark or putting its educaltuti first I idea thal Francs. 98 was taking ers like AL...miler Whore. !teener' have ss anted to finish 1m A•IcveL. place this summer. But by 'flw b . e.t tray c_sty shout joined ss Inch t hes were understanding Thursday we could think of t,iirrniila One is that they waste a the shout • but I sltot:ked them nothing but the prospect of the few minutes fictios the shin of %NIL rner hunter by announcing I wanted world's finest footballers es cry cirand Prix on a -parade illage •Hall of Fame' go to university strutting their muffin) the The lions, of course, is that 'it us as tough .1. I had Is' green fields Of la belle France. the killowing 72 air howeYer on the site of the new train ss lilt dye club most dux. I have been scarcelv. lawn many laps ate just as much a cinema complex, and try and balance nn study aide to walk through the !nestle. I.:Yen the pit ships are casting their hands in at the same time- Battn the club streets a ixeds without seeing IFiLr caNiftlt preoliciable. Chill Idn 'I have been mote people frothing at the mouth If it wasti'l lOr 13emie ('ement. underitanding and thdli.t lute in fit. or ecstasy. %%last reciting Fcelestone's milhum Forrnitla They head a list that inc. the names of the Saudi One would I,,sc popularity even Includes such minnow. '1 have heard that there are

xrahhin World Cup squad - nu ire rapidly. There are so many as Harrison Filttl and such is the nay in which we other h imps Lit riaacirspori out will rdluu people Ili lirlisl, their 1)entel ashington. has c been gripped by this so- Mete a lot of then' are a darn education v•-hilt: still having the called “World ('up Fever:. stilly' more interesting. -Who arc they ''" inquired chance to pill sue a arse' in The virus has also spread to Take the tinted' Tiburine C'ar Beeney. "1 think they ttuithall." the country's commercial and Championship, Ifs raced nn the play for Hull. don 't ‘,1 etherall ' ills hard the time industrial power bases, best circuits in England - better to niay for his ono. ersity they?•' Wctherall threatening to undermine thy than the likes of Eston I and .tell but tl Is slit Cspc'riem.e hi very fabric of society as me Ntigny-Coors - and there's a quipped. rattier 101,2..1 know it. The sy minima. have healthy. balance between teal it While they do not attain Ake .401 It.druttott.,.1 Awl the film star st at us n► milested themselves in the and i thlepenr lent etc!' ig I w as11' I the secret weapon IN DEFENCE: Beeney and Wetherall clear their lines seas that Companies are Dnving :thirsty is •.ott- flinch associated with sonic people Itionglit I might he It is queueing up to become nfficial non" tit a factor, with osertakirre footballers, they are Nall eoidd standard though, and a • y,. Utcntscl'•cs ttorld Cup sptheair.. suppliers tricky haul nor imposghle With v ery m1,11,5511511,11 and good ol dubs lister down the and the .■I ter tutgli;' 1 liaise -The manages. set us the or - worse still -*Tanners:" the cars more tightly hunched at what they do. l:apic would do well hi pick given me .1 honer. tared of Europe at the Ind you know, liar •sampic. unlike the comptilsory ‘Netliet all has been curt ill, .1 play ei nr 'As, tram -I think Mar as the side is tieginiung or the season and it that yam- nflici► l supermarket minutes between drivers to inembei ail Ihe illosecso " stronger this year the errors ale lot it the tads thought it was for this summer's 'tournament Formula Onet mistakes will he h‘ lai Been'.' tookpati ti he more 1101. so noticeable, • hcrca, last 1142Y ond Wohel al I ea}s. is Sainsbury's? Ilv mull I can't nuinshed In the pack of does attan. while Beeney had to to year Nigel kept the side in a It If Creolge tharant soh, the snappiry think for one minute that s our heels. he content with keeping the processional football mid after ill games- Premiership title- as the tarp Gaeta will slop nipping out to Sinai Lacher can ryes :Mold to bench serum, tieing iinlacky promIsma spells lo 'wet down "Yet Nigel has honked his next season will the players set drise tiff Ihr sirs .lit ■viitiout Thresher's just because enough to has c England 'N the di., solos he was snapped ticket nu France despite not rs as.s.N tiureta arlcost4is1h• .1411 11S time,tl points. Sainsbury's have a Buy 12 Get anyout: e‘ezi iiin in his .retina best stopper keeping up by Leeds and was vsing for pi:domino to his maximum I Free offer ion his hi►mirile itlir [(ITN. him out. the number one shin with John Aldine and I rim very pleased behind the likes of Manchester lager. . Iiionnc (:1R mieht nut lase Wetherall is a rare breed of Lukie mail Nigel Marlyn for him. Ile will do well h, United and Arsenal and it is a the hi: names or ridiculous It really is getting out of footballer tomcod of %.leantng displaced him a couple of OUSt Dave Seaman though.- big gap to bridge.- Wetherall hand. How long wild it he media circus that fail tins s hnots and making eups of tea seasons hack. f)espite his If there are any teams continued. before this feser twinw, us Formula One, but it's tar lilt like most football trainees, he meat ion on the bench he keeps looking for a keeper with 'the squad needs more 4 dlicial World ('up funeral interesting and the drivers wasted assay three years (a his things in perspective_ ability and experience then depth II 11 player gets injured directors. electricits suppliers actually have personalities. Oh life for a degree in Chemistrs -It is very frustrating and they coulde do a lot worse than fin Man I id they Can replace or driving schools'," and watch out for Nigel at Sheffield Umsersits. He has although you obviously him burn a choice of Still, any England fan also earned himself constant wolddn.1 wash an injury on -Sure, it a decent enough internam'nal players. If we worth his or her salt will now ribbing truth his team-mates :mother player. you are always team came along and offered has L. injuries we can only he making the change to OW that N like 'killer-tan fur being ill possesuin of a looking for an opportunity or a the right price and eundithins. I introduce youngsters who MO Sainshury's to ensure that has packed away his brain that functions. hit of luck would he willing to discuss it be promisine but do not have their loyalty can newer he cricket bag and washed It's all w cry well has ing --Nigel had a ern king further hill as it stands I am the necessary experience." questioned the soil tan of his trouse• degree David. but Chemistry. season last yea' and he ,a as still contracted to the club.- Beetles added. Elpockets for the thud time. the it's hind!y going to he useful in performing better than es et sin Leeds look certamties to -There ts a good spirit at as usual lin USINESS selectors have the task of later life surely Beene) asks. I felt I didn't deser Ye to take qualify tor Europe this season the CIO. w hich had been Formula One_ then. appointing his seuecessor. Our chemist. hostever, has his place. However lit' has and has e slam used ,1 lot of missing. No player is too big Another sk in David (;ravens believes BInt the choice is between Nasser McLaren - I ltmsain and Alec Stewart. But TO ELLAND BACK - FACTFILE only really. there can only he :his one choice. lime Stewart has the edge il in terms a ability, was experience and \ David Wetherall Mark Beeney handling the press. Ile may lw 34. but he Defender Goalkeeper would be an ideal captain for the next Born: Sheffield, 14 March 1971 Born: Pembury, 30 December 1967 three or four yvars before the likes of Adam thollinake HEIGHT: HEIGHT: 6' 4" mature into genuine captaincy material. PREVIOUS CLUBS: In any case, we lied Sheffield Wednesday (no apps) PREVIOUS CLUBS: Gillingham (2 apps). Maidstone Utd out on Tuesday when the (50). Aldershot (7 on loan). Brighton (69) powers that be choose the SIGNED: 1 June 1991 for £275.000 next man to step into the SIGNED: 20 April 1993 for £350.000 firing line. LEEDS APPEARANCES: 201 (10 as sub) GOALS: 16 Cs Leeds Player of the Year 1995-96 LEEDS APPEARANCES: 42 (1 as sub) 1 May 1988 Leeds Siticieria FOOTBALL SPORT 23 - studying Chemistry and sitting on the bench

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WO chit)." The image of a chubby Swede oh bestraggled blonde hair springs to mind. "Tomas Biotin was one example Someone like Jimmy-Floyd FA Carling Premiership Hasselhaink. who came to Bolton v Crystal Palace Leeds with a big reputation Coventry v Blackburn seoring glIttb. On the cOnfinern. Leieto•rer v Rartisles has really grafted this sea,,,,t, 1 .1% ■•11-4 si tl Hest train and doesn't take his place for NCV.4 4. 44,11C: Chelsea punted. His hard work is now VIll.1 really pitying 4 PIT with a 101 01 '..,Illti1.11111)14 it; 5' Dv, h Intlifeslon s 'r-i)ifenflom goals - N u way. it's luck) that I'm sitting here talking to the mu room-mates. Along with the other Leeds players. Ithey had a lucky escape after Nationwide League their flight crash-landed during Division Two lake-off when an engine caught fire. Bristol Rovers v Brenthail The worse thing was it was Burnley v Plymouth a night flight so we did not t'hesterlield s Blackpool know how high we were. h was Fulham v 1Vattord Out of our control and there Gillingham s Wigan was nothing we could do." Calms!". Bolton Beene). said "We were very [Anon s r.',11 lucky - there was no wind. the Milks ills Bournemouth runway was very long and it Preston v Bristol ()is extended on to a field." Sotiolielott \ 11 IL-show "An I was thinking was thoittrii would I ever see 111!, iiIIIIIIV again?" The defender recalled "Only four ol the lads have been on a flight since and I inn END OF TERM REFLECTION& Leeds' reserve goalie Mark Beesley and (inset) defender ()avid Wetheasil Plc= G Fox not looking forward to my tam" Yet Weiherall will not be down to earth:- Wetherell "The gap is far smaller in have only gone out three times like professionals. We've needing to fly anywhere this reckons, international football and there this season as a leant and once certainly never been pail of a summer us neither he riot -With a hit of luck and a are no real surprises any MOO:: was the Christmas party: Carlton Palmer club craw I Beeney have made the England couple of breaks we could do Beellt!% 'dared Wetherall sass Both players are tookuv squad for France 98. However, well. but never het against Times have obviously forward to the end nt the the lads arc hopelid of Germany!' ,...= ail-night drinking changed. and Brency adds: ,ceas-On and a welt earned England's chances. When asked fur a dark horse benders and hinges linked "When I played in the lower holiday. but the first thine in Division) Three In a way the recent defeats they told me that South Africa to sonic Premiership do isions everyone used to he their minds is to put one over have been a bonus. It gave the fancied their chances a kit. players is not evident with paraly tic atter matches. even arch-rivals Manchester (fitted T k. !,,„ ,,,hoo ■ team a kick up the backside Lucas Radehe. the (.ends these two. "We ale both Iarmly haaore they got off the bus. The (in Monday. tigh and the media has hyped up our defender and South African men and might have one beer young and single lads go out Of all the IiittuVes in the I1, : ,_.tsier s (.4bichester chances too much. so hopefully captain. reckoned that Brazil in the players' bar after the some nights. but we are calendar. this is the one they ! s-Ic b Macclesiiekl it will bring everyone hack were dark horses. match but that is it. I think we professionals so we should act will definitely be up for. Cambridge I eyton orient v Torquay Lincoln v Brighton Mansfield v Swansea Notts county v Rotherham Petertxwough v Hat depool Rochdale k Barnet Shrewshurs Nciinthorpe Sunday 3 May United look to the skies FA Carling Premiership Arsenal s F.verion t4.0) Plans for Leeds TV channel unveiled Division One (all Birmingham v Charlton Biadford v Portsmouth A LEEDS l KITED he an extremely lucrative proposition and Leeds Sporting Huddersfield s Pon Vale telesision channel could Ipswich s' Crewe evolve into a Yorkshire are keen to retain control of what would he vital asset. Middlesbrough v Oxfold Sports and Entertainment a Chris Straw II may provide them QPR v Bury station, the club's owners with an ideal opportunity Reading v Norwich announced this week. to fund the other protects Stockport v Shelf Uhl Chris Akers, Chairman of Arena to he built next to Elland {if hstg hall clubs setting tip they have outlined this Stoke v Man City Leeds Sponing, has outlined Road. 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On the fc•othall side, Leeds proliferation of satellite and Arena adjacent to the IA Carling Premiership cable stations - ma to mention whose own cable channel are restricted m what they can stadium, Man tintv Leeds littl (8,01 began broadeastine rather this show because of the Sky TV the impending arrival of digital And with tinned season, contract with the Premiership television. the board of Leeds manager George Yet Akers insists that I cods clubs. Sporting believes that RSNs Lrt:diain this week United TV will he different in Live league games will not will establish themselves in this demandinv That they hope to silos, Ideal be an immediate possihilit5. hilt country- and then aim of for nets pla■cts in the V. 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