Issue 4 The Patriot February 2006 They shook it all night long 17 survive the Madness; Dance marathon raises $7,700 to fight ALS Justine Jacobs ‘06 a little extreme to some, Monzo Madness participants did get ten Music filled the halls of minute breaks every hour and most Washington Township’s 9/10 wing on considered the event to be a great Friday, January 13th as over 225 experience. delirious and exhausted students “I wanted to see if I was up to danced the night away at Interact’s the challenge of dancing for 24 hours third annual Monzo Madness. (which it turns out I wasn’t), and I Students signed up in partners for the knew that we’d be raising a lot of twenty-four hour dance-a-thon which money and doing a lot of good for helped to raise money for the ALS people who really need it,” said senior Association. Monica Barron. Interact members considered Senior Brendan Comfort agreed, Monzo Madness 2006 a real success; “There are your friends at school and the event raised about $7,700 for the then there are your friends who ALS Association, exceeding their goal haven’t slept in 30 hours,” said of $7,000. The unique event was Comfort. “I think it was a great covered by Action News, The experience…you really get to know Philadelphia Inquirer, and The Photo courtesy of Alli Leonard ‘06 people a lot better.” Gloucester County Times. Vince Brindisi ‘06 busts a move at Monzo Madness. Most students, like Barron, “It was definitely amazing to see ALS research through the dance-a- Bulley ’07. didn’t last the whole twenty-four that this event has grown so much thon that was named in memory of Advisors Naval and Mr. Tony hours. However, seventeen participants these past three years, going from advisor Ms. Tracy Naval’s sister who Bucca as well as Presidents Ahmed and did dance all the way through to one participation of fifty people to suffered from ALS. Karen Martin ’06 also supervised the o’clock Saturday afternoon. almost five times that,” said Interact This year students Chris Caruso dance-a-thon, with senior Dan In the past, the last students Club co-president, Sajaa Ahmed ’06. ’06 and Tori Gilbert ’07 were the main Rozmes DJing the event. standing all got prizes, but because so ALS (Amyotrophic Lateral chairs of the event, with co-chairs While the concept of dancing for many people lasted through the night, Sclerosis), more commonly known as Lauren Seserko ’06 and Amanda twenty-four hours straight may seem See MONZO Page 4 Lou Gehrig’s Disease, is a progressive neurodegenerative disease. It affects nerve cells in both the brain and spinal Inductees honored to join society chord and is often fatal. Donations to the ALS Dave Zappacosta ‘06 of Love”. Association help to fund research done “I thought to find a cure for the disease, as well The National Honors Society that the song was as provide a better quality of life for had its annual induction ceremony on sung beautifully those living with ALS. January 12th in the CBAC. The and couldn’t have Over the past three years, prestigious organization initiated juniors been done better”, Interact has raised almost $10,000 for and seniors from our high school. said Shalin Patel “It was an amazing experience and ‘06. a great honor” said Heather Ale ‘06. All inductees Inside... To be admitted, one must have a were called up to 93.0 average in high school, and there the podium where Coach Brown Tribute is no rounding up from a 92.5. One they were given must exude leadership experience, and pins and shook Commentary p. 5 community service to even be hands with the considered for the NHS. principals of the Rob Czyzewicz ‘06/The Patriot Features p. 9 The induction ceremony took school and directors Mr. Robert Callaway delivers his keynote place for over an hour and a half and of NHS, Mr. speech at the NHS induction ceremony. Comics p. 13 the keynote speaker was teacher Mr. Christopher Lawler Robert Callaway. He spoke to the and Mr. Raymond Anderson. “It was hard to put the gratitude Odds & Ends p. 14 students about that honor that is being The seniors were asked to choose that I felt for my sponsor into only placed on them. sponsors that they felt inspired them thirty words but I managed to get my Callaway made his point to the to excel in life and get them into NHS. point across”, said Lindsay Jenkins ‘06. Film, TV & music reviews students through a story of his When the student’s name was The ceremony was very Entertainment p. 16 experience with former Eagles head announced, his sponsor shook hands emotional for both the veterans and coach Dick Vermeil and how he and bestowed on him a red sash that newly inducted members. New! Tech Talk p. 19 inspired him in his own life. Callaway the student will wear at graduation. “The ceremony was special took Vermeil’s advice and relayed the The students had to prepare a because I got to share a moment with Jennings scores 1,000th message to his students. Callaway was thirty word statement for the sponsor someone that helped me become the followed by members of the schools that thanked them for their help in person I am today”, said Bethany Sports p. 20 chorus which sang the song, “Seasons getting them ahead in life. Messick ‘06. WTHS The Patriot Page 1 Students unite to promote peace Rob Czyzewicz ‘06 to us because so many Arabs and Jews in Israel don’t know how to live History has taught Americans the together. We have suicide bombers importance of racial tolerance and the and attacks and it’s important to make perils of hate-driven terrorism. people realize that it is important to However, as we still struggle live together in peace”, said Avishag with racism and worry over possible Yosefyan, a 14 year old girl who attacks, teenagers across the globe attends the A.D. Gordon school in Tel are coming together to fight a Aviv, Israel. millennium old battle against However, the play was not the religious intolerance and hate. only reason that these students came A group of Jewish and Arab to America. They also came to enjoy students from various schools came themselves and become sightseers of to WTHS to promote religious this country for a week. tolerance and understanding, as well Their advisors took them on as stress their message of hope for educational field trips to the Franklin peace in the Middle East. Their play, Institute and City Hall, as well as more entitled “The Other Side”, focused leisurely ventures to the Deptford on bullying, teasing, and demeaning Mall for shopping. Rob Czyzewicz ‘06/The Patriot others because of variations in race, The Israeli students worked hard Peace Child performers gained a new perspective of America. religion, or beliefs. to get to know their American peers The differences between the two from the Changing Our World This led to a more comfortable religious squabble over the holy land. cultures goes back generations to the (C.O.W.) Project. setting for their performance. The skits were flawlessly 1948 Arab-Israeli War, called the “War By playing games with the In the play, the Jewish students performed in the CBAC on January of Independence”, which was the first members, and simply through congregated on one side of the stage 18, and a meet and greet took place in a series of modern wars in the Arab- conversation, the Israelis quickly got and the Arabs collected themselves on soon after. Israeli conflict. to know the Americans. the other, divided by a wall. The message from the Israeli In the wake of those conflicts, “The people here in America are In essence, the actors suggested students and the C.O.W. Project were the state of Israel would be viewed as my favorite part”, said Mya Smulian, that the struggles in their country are the same and can be summarized by the an independent state, dividing who attends a Hebrew school in Israel. pointless and unnecessary. original song written by Deb remaining areas of the British “We spent a lot of time just walking They portrayed a small Chamberlin, a C.O.W. Project advisor, Mandate of Palestine into areas around, and we didn’t get a lot of time seemingly insignificant fight to and her husband that was performed: controlled by Egypt and Transjordan. to just talk, so the interaction with symbolize the greater troubles that are “The time has come for the world “This project really means a lot others was the best part.” experienced in Israel, such as the to see…The time has come for peace.” Peace Child samples American history Brittany Tartaglia ‘09 was bittersweet. They all had such a fun time, and the DC trip was among The one and only Changing Our the teens’ favorites, but it was also World (C.O.W.) Project has been one of the worst days of the ten days sponsoring Peace Child Israel (PCI) they were here. for over a year now. That night, it was raining, and if Many of the students here in that wasn’t depressing enough for the Washington Township High School groups, it was the last time the C.O.W. have seen the PCI students for the Project and the PCI teens were going two of the ten days that they were in to see each other. the United States. They all said their good-byes, The other eight days consisted tears were shed, and to most, it felt field trips, some of which were with like a really weird dream. the C.O.W. Project. Karly Phillips ‘08, a dedicated member of C.O.W. said, “I miss them “I never thought this project all so much, they are like my sisters would be so amazing...[it] has now, I never thought this project changed me for the better...” would be so amazing. This - Karly Phillips ‘08 experience has changed me for the Photo courtesy of the C.O.W. Project better as a person.” On January 21, 2006 they held a Israeli students and their hosts had the opportunity to see many The C.O.W. Project is “Farewell to Philly” by visiting the classic American sights in Philadelphia and Washington D.C. determined to raise money so that Liberty Museum. purpose, and I feel that I should spread English. they can fly out to Israel for a few Afterward the PCI and C.O.W. my happiness and give it away.” That was the last day they would weeks so they can see their friends members had a closing workshop When the workshop was over, all be together. That Sunday, PCI and again. where heart felt words were shared, the National Constitution Center held only four C.O.W. members went to “None of you really thought I and everyone told what they enjoyed a small concert, which featured an Washington D.C. for the day. could pull this off last year, but it most about their stay in New Jersey. Israeli band. They saw the Washington happened, so trust that you can do “When I went to Israel,” said For the finale, the C.O.W. and Monument, the Lincoln Memorial, this. It’s not a question of if you can Deb Chamberlin, one of the advisors PCI teens all sang “The Time Has and the White House. After they all do this, but a question of will you”, of C.O.W. and Peace Child. “I felt Come”, a song written by Deb had all eaten dinner, they met with said Chamberlin, who has inspired like I found my soul and I have become Chamberlin and her husband. The song members from the JCC. the members of C.O.W. Project to happy ever since. I now have a was performed in Hebrew, Arabic, and The day had been long, but it raise the funds for the future trip. WTHS The Patriot Page 2 Induction ceremony business as usual Simone Miliaresis ‘06 gotten to know many of the scholarships. praiseworthy. business students that I haven’t had “The goal of this organization “It was not dragged out as most The Business Education Honor in class,” said Chiaro. is not to compete with National ceremonies are. I think that is what Society Induction ceremony was held In order to be eligible for this Honor Society because it is so broad, makes the BHS induction ceremony on January 24, 2006 in the society students must have an A but rather acknowledge those who unique,” said Lindsay Jenkins ‘06, Commerce Bank Arts Centre. average in at least two business classes. have special skills,” explained the vice president. This event was held in order to Five hours of community service is Chiaro. With parents, students, distinguish students “that should be also required. This ceremony was short and teachers, and administrators all recognized for their business skills,” At the end of the year, two sweet. In just over a half hour, it present, the night was viewed as a said Mrs. Pat Chiaro, the BEHS members will be chosen for still managed to make students feel huge success. advisor. The ceremony was held for “the cream of the crop of the Opinion business department to be inducted in an elite society,” stated Dr. Jean Peace Child an eye opener Brodie. The highlight of the night was Mark Natale ‘06 over to the CBAC worried at how I American movie they’d ever seen”, Brodie, the keynote speaker and the would relate to these kids, what I and they even puzzled at why our Business Department’s Supervisor. In a month where racial would say, and what we would talk girls wanted to be so tan. Her inspirational words were tolerance is held at utmost about. They didn’t want to talk about entrepreneurs such as Oprah, importance, one type of When we were eating lunch, I about religious intolerance, Donald Trump, and Sean ‘P. Diddy’ discrimination is often over asked them simple questions such as terrorism, or suicide bombers. Combs, who took business courses looked. how they liked our mall, and if they They were more concerned while in high school. There is no proverbial had French fries in Israel. with the clothes they saw in the She gave informing statistics finger to point for this, as many These questions were all honest lunch room, how nervous they about success rates of business times it is confused as something and didn’t mean to have any negative were for their upcoming students. Brodie put a smile on seen as noble in our great country. connotation (I seriously didn’t know (incredible) play, and repeatedly the audiences’ faces when telling Appreciating the country they had “chips” in Israel too). But poked fun at each other. the witty guidelines for success we live in is fine and indeed then the kids turned to each other, said They were teenagers, just previously stated by comedy legend appropriate. But often enough, something in Hebrew, laughed, and hit like us, and it’s a real shame that Bill Cosby. patriotism extends to innate ideas me with an eye opener. I couldn’t see that in the first The purpose of this of discrimination. “Do you think we live in a desert place. Many people involved in ceremony was to induct 24 new Many righteous people fall or something?” the project felt the same way, and members. Along with this, the six victim to this. Americans grow up I stumbled to apologize quickly, I don’t feel that we are alone. new officers gave speeches about the believing their country is the telling them I knew that Israel was a Americans are brought up to Business Education Honor Society greatest in the world, that other very developed country. They feel that everyone is different and the importance of it. countries are simply lesser, and laughed it off in time to stop me from (and dare I say, inferior). But Each officer lit symbolic that all foreigners are putting my foot in my mouth, and I when it gets right down to it, kids black and red candles that slightly…different. decided I had asked enough questions. are kids, people are people. represented the characteristics of After signing up to cover From then on, I just listened. It doesn’t matter whether honor and value. Peace Child Israel, I fell victim They talked about how big our they are from these 50 great states, “I feel honored to be part of to that very stereotype. I walked school was, how it was like “every or another fine country. this organization because I have ASL course offers new perspective on language Jennifer Kinee ‘06 Jessi Meisel ’07, a current ASL 2 student. students, as well as answer any In ASL classes, students are McKenna-Daily would say to questions the students had about deaf graded on class participation, Are you looking for an elective students considering taking up ASL, culture and what it is like to be deaf. homework assignments, quizzes, and for next year? American Sign “It’s a great language, an American These kinds of experiences help tests. Language could be for you. The course language, and it’s challenging so be students put their knowledge of the Homework generally consists teaches students about deaf culture and prepared to work and have fun.” language in action. of writing sentence structures to how to properly communicate with McKenna-Daily works hard to The ASL classes of WTHS also sign or summarizing a story about the deaf through their language. keep her students interested. She involve themselves with school deaf culture. If speaking another language makes her students CD’s to study from activities. In the past they have Quizzes are often written, in which isn’t exactly your “thing”, ASL could and communicates with her students participated in the Spirit Parade, McKenna-Daily will sign and the broaden your horizons through a through email with helpful studying signed the National Anthem at students will translate the signs. completely different form of websites and other ASL information. different events, and signed Christmas Tests usually consist of two parts, communication. Nicole Weil ’06, an ASL 2 carols. a written section and a signed section. Mrs. Jennifer McKenna-Daily student said, referring to McKenna- ASL can even open up new career The students will translate some signs has been teaching ASL 1 and ASL 2 Daily, “She’s nice, interesting, fun, and opportunities for students. There are and then sign with a partner or by for the past two years and will be not boring.” many different careers that revolve themselves with McKenna-Daily. adding ASL 3 next year. Students have also had the around the knowledge of ASL, such as ASL can be a great class for This will allow her current chance to communicate with the deaf interpreting, teaching hearing students who are willing to work hard students to continue to expand their in class. impaired children, becoming an ASL and have fun doing it. knowledge of ASL. In January, a representative from teacher, and many more. If you are interested in deaf “I’m taking ASL 3 next year Gallaudet University, a university “I want to be an interpreter, culture and being able to communicate because I want to further my targeted to deaf students, attended because I’m really interested in deaf with the hearing impared, the high knowledge of sign language and I want McKenna-Daily’s three ASL classes culture,” said Shanna Erskine ’08, an school’s American Sign Language to learn it to use it later in life”, said to present the university to the ASL 2 student. course is definitely worth a try.

WTHS The Patriot Page 3 Step on it Marketing classes anticipate run on spirit-based footwear Cristina Lanzilotta ‘06 for what the sandals should look like using the obvious red white and blue The Township sandal craze has color scheme and the infamous “Twp.” been sweeping the halls of WTHS lately Then they did some market with what seems like hundreds of red research, which included surveying just white and blue posters everywhere about anyone with a lunch period. telling us to “slip into Township spirit.” After all the surveys were These sandals were the idea of Mrs. completed, all of the HSTE classes Gill’s hospitality, sports, travel and decided on one final proto-type. entertainment marketing classes. The design for the footwear can The athletic-style flip flop is a be seen on almost every one of the popular new trend used to boast school posters hung up around WTHS. pride. They were recently promoted Gill’s students then handed out Township sandals on sale for $25.00 in G-206 or G-229. in a USA Today article and have also order forms to jut about anyone who been found in the US Lacrosse magazine crossed their paths. Comerford ‘06 and Bill Bradley raisers. as a rising trend in college sports. Over 500 pairs of sandals were ‘07, have adopted the Township If you have not ordered a pair, Schools such as Lenape High ordered, which anyone could say was sandals epidemic as their DECA you still have a chance! School and many colleges have already a great achievement. “Learn and Earn” project for their The sandals are still on sale for joined the popular trend with their “After we saw the feedback we next DECA State competition. $25, and plenty of extras have been own brand of flip flop. knew this was the perfect project for All of the profits from the ordered. Each of Gill’s HSTE marketing us”, said Nicole Morrone ‘06. sales will go towards the DECA Fund Orders can be brought to Mrs. Gill classes came up with their own idea’s Morrone, along with Joe for future DECA activities and fund in G-206 or Mrs. Olivio in G-229. Winter Concert Series concludes Laura Marder ‘07 flutist Emily McElvaine. Many of the the other bands, the participants performed “Friend like Me” from musicians had favorites in this band, practice outside of the school day. Walt Disney’s “Aladdin”. The Washington Township last but overall liked all of the music they “Tuesday’s and Thursday’s after “Bacchanal was my favorite, and section of the Winter Concert Series played. school for two hours practice are a lot of the other flute players really was held January 18th in the CBAC. Jazz Ensemble, directed by Mr. definitely worth it!” said Williamson. liked it too”, said Kristin Cherico ’07. Seats were filled with proud Frank Appello and Mr. Gregory Janicki Symphonic Band led by Mr. “I think we did very well at the parents, siblings and former band gave a nice swing to the concert, they James Beyer completed the concert. concert, for the most part everything members watching and applauding the performed three selections. They performed “Fanfare and sounded as it should”. performances. “Watermelon Man” featured Flourishes”, “Night Dances”, “The concert was as good as it Sixth period Concert Band, Jazz soloists Lou Palena ‘07, Rob Dougherty “Bacchanal” and “Amparito Rocca.” could be, but I think the spring concert ensemble, and second period ‘08, Mark Angelo ‘06, Michael Young The percussion ensemble from will be better because we have more time Symphonic band performed an array ‘08, Andrew Williamson ‘09, and Craig Symphonic Band and Wind ensemble to practice” commented McElvaine. of selections. Hobbins ‘08. Concert Band, directed by Mr. Their second selection, entitled The lighter side of WTHS Casey Corigliano, opened the show “Frankie Found Cuba,” was written with four selections. “Choral Prelude especially for their ensemble . Their on a German Hymn Tune”, final selection was “One for Woody”. Folding under pressure “Symphonic Overture”, “Where the “I like all the solos and getting Black Hawk Soars” and “Chimes of the chance to use improvisation” Liberty”, were the pieces played. stated Jazz musician Andrew “My favorite selection was Williamson . “Symphony Overture”, commented Jazz ensemble isn’t a class like Students raise money for ALS awareness From MONZO Page 1 winners had to settle for unlimited “All 24 hours were amzingly fun, bragging rights until next year’s event. largely due to having many friends all “It was more of a challenge to around me, and the music was great themselves to see if they could last the whole night,” said Jordan. the whole time,” said Ahmed. “It Monzo Madness may be an was really good to see people wanted exciting twenty-four hours of fun, but to last the whole time, even without the ALS Association needs help year a prize.” round to help battle this debilitating Photo courtesy of Mr. Evangelisti Winner Rob Jordan ’07 said that disease. prizes had nothing to do with Students interested in learning A special Patriot shout out to the juniors in homeroom D-8. motivating him – friends, fun, and the more about ALS or donating to the Issue after issue, they continue to “volunteer” their effort by physical challenge drove him to dance ALS Association can visit http:// collating pages. all night. www.alsa.org. WTHS The Patriot Page 4 Commentary Players remember Coach Brown Passion was his finest attribute Tom Cotton ‘06 it better than half the kids in our A lot of people thought Coach can be the best through hard work. school. Brown’s play calling was outdated and And that’s why we ended every He looked like a football coach. I see him sprinting out of the predictable, thought he was an antique practice, every game, and even his That was the first thought to cross locker room onto our snow-covered kept around because of his legacy. funeral service by gathering in a huddle my mind the night I met Tom Brown. field, yelling back to the huddled mass These people, all of whom never and shouting “Pride”: to remind us He had the confidence and hid it behind him, “It’s a great day to be played a down for the man, are the that the best we could be was right behind a laid-back swagger. There were alive!” same that think pride is a sin. around the corner. two Coach Brown characteristics I was And I see him dragging his weak, To them being proud is thinking This didn’t solely apply to to be introduced to during the open sick body up into the booth to coach you belong on a plane above all others, football, as “Brownie” knew, and house that evening. One, he was decked us through another game this season, that you are the best of the best. But that’s why he was such a great coach. out in his Minutemen Football while everyone else wasted their it was Coach Brown who taught us Not for the rings he won, but for clothing. The other, he was very open energy saying his condition wouldn’t that pride is something different. the men he sent into the world to show about how he was feeling. In this case, allow it. Being proud means you know you others the true meaning of pride. he was furious that the visiting soon- to-be freshmen had been divided into two groups, and he would have to give Brown inspirational on many levels the same presentation twice. But that was typical Brown. He Bob Bernardo ‘06 First, Coach told it like it was, and never brought Brown had said that I had sugarcoating out to the field with him. When I thought about writing been through so much, In a sport so utterly defined by something about the late Tom Brown, and he said it in a way toughness, he was the perfect man to I believed it would be easy. A man who like he only had the flu, lead a football team. It’s a common had touched so many lives, especially and he referred to me as misconception that we football mine, the thoughts should just flow. a young man. I finally players feared Coach Brown. Fear was But that is the problem, and understood why he lived certainly an emotion we were fixating on just one theme or event is and died, literally, for accustomed to, but this was the fear so difficult. sports and teaching. of letting him down. No one wanted I became afflicted with Leukemia He enjoyed to be the person to tell him, “Sorry during my junior year of high school. nothing more than coach, I messed up.” This was because Before I left school, I had allowed my watching kids grow up his response would most likely be, grades to slip, and started to miss from children to adults, “Yeah, you did. Don’t embarrass school rather frequently. Coach Brown and nothing pleased him yourself like that again on my field.” proceeded to call me up and tell me more than seeing his Despite his small stature, he had that only I can take that next step. boys become men. the innate ability to make even the That step to go from good to Upon my last biggest lineman feel like a scolded great, he can’t take it for me, my visit, I gave him a ball toddler. Nothing else holds a team parents can’t, my girlfriend, etc. He signed by the basketball together like a head coach’s knack told me whatever I was doing wrong I team; we had realized he for this; we football players are, after had to stop, and I had to begin to act probably wasn’t going all, used to having our way in like a man. He made more than a few to take his seat up in the arguments. This was not true when stops to my teachers and more than bleachers behind our the one on the other end was few calls to my house. bench. He told me that “Brownie”. No matter how big and When I was finally diagnosed and he was sorry but he tough you saw yourself to be, you were hospitalized he was one of the first Coach Tom Brown was featured in the could only talk for a a puppy with your tail between your people in to see me. One day in the November 2005 issue of Sportstrak which minute, which lasted 10 legs when he caught a mistake. hospital, Coach Brown came to visit (as it usually did with This is not to say my only me with Coach Wechter. He sat there acknowledged his contribution to WTHS coach), and before his memories of Coach Brown are of him and I questioned him, why are you football. Hospice care-taker in full disciplinarian mode, or even here so much? He told me “Well they arrived, he told me he that these are even the most vivid are cutting things out of me here reached, and that just because it hadn’t was proud of me. ones. Looking back on those most and there; I have to get this done happened on the field of football it He had said it before, but this precious to me, I don’t even see him and that done.” still needed to happen on the field of time I could sense something different. angry at all. I see Coach Brown, a few He never let on that he was life. He always thought of his players It was almost like he knew it was the days before we were to play an fighting a losing battle with cancer. I as men, not as kids. He always wanted last time we would talk. He wished undefeated Shawnee team for the hung around a lot that year and Coach to see us grow up as men, not just win me luck in wherever I went to college, sectional championship in 2004, never made me feel like I wasn’t football games. and he knew I would be successful as telling us that of all the teams he had supposed to be there. When Coach Brown became long as I continued to do my best. ever coached we were the only ones When I was told I had been sick, I began to visit him at his house. It will take Coach Brown a long that could beat the powerhouse the granted a fifth year of eligibility, The first time I was there he time to die, because the amount of Renegades had assembled that year. I coach called again. introduced me to his daughter’s people he has touched or changed for see him dancing around the field He reminded me about a talk that boyfriend as that young MAN who the better will live on and remember (that’s right, dancing) and shouting at took place the year prior. He said that had been through so much. I was blown him until they themselves pass. the top of his lungs that he could shake step into manhood still needed to be away, by two things. PRIDE! WTHS The Patriot Page 5 Torture policy contradicts ideals Allowing Justine Jacobs ‘06 students to Since its formation, the United States has prided itself on its reputation as a land of freedom, justice, and human rights. Yet lately choose that reputation has been tarnished by Ashley Walsh ‘07 repeated accusations of the use of cruel and unusual punishment in the On Tuesday December 20th, war on terror. according to CNN.com, U.S. District This form of “torture lite,” a Judge John Jones ruled that teaching method that the Bush administration Intelligent Design would violate the formally told the CIA included constitutional separation of church anything short of causing the pain and state. that accompanies “organ failure” or Intelligent Design is the idea that “death,” has been credited with an intelligent designer (God) played gaining valuable information for the some role in the creation of the Earth. United States in its fight against It is totally ridiculous for a judge terrorism. But are the ends worth to do such a thing. When will the the means? government stop worrying that certain The gruesome images of Iraqi things taught in schools will offend and Afghani detainees such as the some people? ones from the Abu Grab fiasco have The key word here is ‘teaches’, been broadcasted all over the world, not stresses. Teachers of Intelligent and the global audience is paying Design don’t stress that it is the right attention. America’s standing in the thing to believe. They teach it as a world has taken a devastating blow The CIA stands by its “torture lite” policy. theory. A theory is defined, as due to this negative publicity. destruction fell through, the Bush list of global offenses the U.S. has something only believed to be true. At a time when the country has administration’s entire basis for the committed under the Bush Teachers teach many theories declared war on guerilla organizations war in Iraq became liberating its people administration, but the entire concept about such things, like how the Earth that can be found all across the globe from the evils of Saddam Hussein’s seems fairly ineffective. A terror was created. There are alternatives to and has officially bit off more than it regime. suspect undergoing torture will tell his the theory of Intelligent Design, such can chew, scaring away potential allies Yet by utilizing torture we’ve captors anything to make the pain as the Big Bang Theory. with our inhumane behavior is not lowered ourselves to the level of the stop; it is a basic part of human nature. Which brings me to my next exactly an ingenious political strategy. very dictator we removed from power. In fact, it is so basic that sheer point. Why is it okay to teach After the accusations that Iraq Not only is the use of torture lite an common sense makes the very notion something like the Big Bang Theory possessed weapons of mass embarrassing addition to the laundry that U.S. intelligence officials would and not Intelligent Design? rely on information they received As a person who believes in The from a detainee who was just paraded Bible and God as our creator, I around naked on a leash rather personally don’t believe in the Big The Patriot disturbing. Bang Theory. So, why isn’t the With all of the negative effects government afraid of offending people Editor-in-Chief - Mike Jones ‘06 of employing torture in fighting this like me? war, one would think there would be The Intelligent Design debate no need to debate it. Still, the Bush isn’t the only example. What about Managing Editor- Bethany Messick ‘06 administration, with Vice President when it comes to teaching religion? News Editor- Rob Czyzewicz ‘06 Cheney leading the pack, has been It seems that it is such a crime to teach Sports Editor- Mike Dougherty ‘06 lobbying against legislation aimed at the belief system of Christianity! Op/Ed Editor- Dave Zappacosta ‘06 thwarting the use of torture. But, it’s acceptable to teach, let’s Features Editor- Matt Kienzle ‘06 say, the belief system of Buddhism. Entertainment Editor- Justine Jacobs ‘06 By utilizing torture we’ve How about the beliefs of Islam or even Assistant Editors- Heather Ale ‘06, Steve Dunn ‘06, lowered ourselves to the level of the beliefs of Jews? Esther Gill ‘06, Mark Natale ‘06, Matt Starner ‘06 the very dictator we removed The discussion of any other religion, besides Christianity, isn’t such Layout and Design - Journalism II from power. a controversy! Printing - Mr. Steve Whalen & Advanced Graphics Again the key word here is Advisor - Mr. Jim Evangelisti Last month Arizona senator and teaches. It is important to teach ALL former Vietnam POW John McCain’s different theories and religions, so we, The Patriot is published by the students of bill to ban the use of “cruel, inhumane, as adults, can choose what we believe. Washington Township High School. or degrading” interrogation techniques In fact, it’s vital. 529 Hurffville-Cross Keys Road, Sewell, NJ 08080 passed 90 to 9 in the Senate, and a So, the government should just The opinions expressed in the Commentary sections recent Newsweek poll showed that relax because things like Intelligent and all articles labeled as opinion, as well as all reviews 73% of Americans believe the Design shouldn’t offend anyone. and columns, are the views of the writer indicated in allegations of torture have If judges like John Jones choose the byline. They are not meant to represent the views significantly hurt America’s to take such things away from the of The Patriot staff, the students of Washington Twp. international image. curriculum because the teachings are H.S. or its administration. The people and their based on religion, then he’s taking representatives are united in their away part of my right as an Please send all correspondence to: [email protected] view of torture. Perhaps it’s time the American. executive office followed their lead. That is my right to learn.

WTHS The Patriot Page 6 Bullying still a big problem Bethany Messick ‘06 people. Bullying has gotten so bad You may not think bullying is a because of its consequences. In big problem in high school, but it is. It today’s world one out of four kids is isn’t your traditional scenario of a big bullied according to the Bureau of muscular kid going up to a little skinny Justice. In most cases of bullying kids kid and saying give me your lunch typically suffer from depression and money. It is much more than that. loneliness and do nothing about it. On In high school your typical the other hand, you have kids who bullying involves the usual name will act out by bringing guns to school, calling, physical abuse, and rumors. making bomb threats, and retaliating The only difference is that since kids against their bullies in extreme ways. are older, they are smarter and know There is also the rare case of what they can get away with and what Columbine, which could happen really upsets others. anywhere and to anyone. In elementary school you may The Bureau of Justice also says have called someone a butthead or a that 36% of high school students do nerd, but in high school students use not feel safe at school. This number profanity and other more hurtful is ridiculously high. High school has terms. Kids also used to spread rumors enough stressful things like getting saying that Jack kissed Jill on the lips. good grades, getting into college, and Now the rumors are vulgar and finding a date to the prom. Students detrimental to a person’s reputation. Illustration by Casey Matos ‘07 do not need the added stress of whether The physical fights that occur in high the unintelligent kid is jealous of the up for the kid and help him. or not they are spending a good part school are much worse as well; students bright kid. The dull kid will make fun This is where another problem of the day in a safe environment. end up in hospitals and are seriously of the gifted kid just to bring him down arises. Why don’t kids help other kids The problem of bullying must be hurt because of meaningless name and make him feel less confident in out? If you see a kid getting pushed addressed by all. The school needs to calling and silly rumors. himself. around or teased, why don’t you go be aware of such issues and take There are many reasons why The students who usually get up to the bully and tell him to stop or immediate measures to address it. people terrorize others. Sometimes bullied are the students who are why don’t you go get a teacher? So Parents need to be attuned to their kids do it for attention. Other times different in some way. They could be many kids are afraid to help each children’s moods and problems. They they do it to look tough. In some cases very smart, they could dress other just because the bully may come need to ask questions and continue to a person will bully another person so differently, or they could talk funny. after them or they may look like a persist until they get answers. Students he can fit into a certain crowd. Many The people most likely to get bullied snitch. If a person witnessing bullying also need to be responsible for each times a student will bully another are the shy and less social students. If doesn’t do anything, he is neglecting other. Step up and demonstrate a new student they are jealous of. If a a kid doesn’t have a lot of friends, it someone in need and saying he is OK behavior – one that is open to the student who is unintelligent makes fun makes it easier for the bully to tease with bullying. This will only encourage differences in people and one that is of a person who is intelligent, usually them. There is no one there to stick the bully to be meaner and bully more supportive. Bigger is better David Zappacosta ‘06 You don’t even have to be in a club or sport. You could even be one Sign up for Wow this place is soo boring! I of those really “cool kids” that go to can’t wait to get out of here! Why some of the games and point and make can’t I be in another town? Common fun of the people that actually do get phrases that are heard all too much in involved. Creative Writing Washington Township High School. We have clubs like Bleacher In all honesty…IT NEEDS TO STOP! Creatures where your purpose in the This town is just like every other club is to be loud and obnoxious and & Journalism town. You have certain components mess with people’s heads. You don’t that exist almost everywhere, you even have to like or know basketball to * Write short stories, poetry,and have your movie theatres, bowling enjoy yourself. personal essays. allies, restaurants, and of course that Alright, so, you have four years one kids house that you always end up at this high school whether you like it * Learn basic reporting techniques, at on the weekends, and if you’re that or not. There’s no way around it, you kid you’re probably ready to burn your have to attend. So if you’re one of news style, layout and page design. own house down. those people that drags their feet But our high school has one around the hallways, think staying * See your work published distinct advantage over all the other after school is dumb, or think that in The Patriot. towns: its GINORMOUS!!! jocks are just stupid jerks that are If you cant find something to obsessed with themselves then go spark your interest in this high school, ahead and think it. Talk to your counsellor or see Mr. truthfully, you’re probably the most Just please for sanity’s sake, stop Evangelisti (D-8) for more details. boring person ever to walk the planet. talking about how horrible this place This school has so many clubs, is because everywhere else is pretty that most people don’t even realize much the same. High school is what they exist. You can even create your you make it, and if you’re too lame Be a part of the own club if it’s school appropriate, and to try and make something of it then if it isn’t then it’s probably something why do you care enough to criticize you should keep in your room anyways. the people who do? Writers’ Bloc!

WTHS The Patriot Page 7 Shenanigans Inside the mind of Mark Natale ‘06 by Heather Ale ‘06 and Lindsay Jenkins ‘06 Whisper down the lane Did anyone hear about what happened last night? Catch me You know, that story with the girl that might be in your 5th period and that guy you think is in your if you can English class at the place you went to one weekend like a year ago. Isn’t that crazy?!? Remember the days when playing Despite the ridiculous vagueness tag was the coolest way to spend that filled my intro, chances are you recess? The “it” person would have heard something similar within scramble around trying to find the the recent past. It doesn’t matter right target. After being tagged, the what your into or who your friends are. Whether you are a homecoming thrill of the chase was over and the Illustration by Shane Walsh ‘06 kids would scatter. queen candidate or have the social Even the smallest of rumors takes on a life of its own. I have to wonder, are we still ineptness of a chair, every WTHS playing games even though we’ve student is victim to the same sanity of the facts quickly turns into a bundle as if they are experts, saw everything moved on from recess? infecting plague. of lies covering one small truthful first hand, and is positive all the facts Recently, I noticed that the Rumors. aspect. What is worse, is that many are true. After all, people are actually antics played in the halls of For some reason, those far- times these rumors can truly cause listening to them, and that is something Washington Township High School are fetched, completely distorted, harm to subjects concerned, and many that typically doesn’t happen. similar to this playground frolic. minimally truthful tales that seem to times could also get those kids in a In fact, I can guarantee I could Today, now that cooties have fit well into high school life. After great deal of trouble. But still, the spread any rumor I wanted. I could been cured, a different form of tag all, it wouldn’t be a Monday at WTHS rumors live on. make up the most ridiculous, crazy, has emerged in the way that people without AT LEAST a dozen fables One would think that an average unheard of thing, and simply start flirt. concerning the previous weekend. high school kid would have the telling people. Within two days, it’ll It seems the approach of high Whether its him kissing her, intelligence to realize when things get reach from Cafeteria B to H hall, school students, in regards to dating, those two guys fighting, or this girl out of hand. But it seems to be that reigning supreme as the absolute truth. resembles the “now that I got you, talking trash on that girl, everyone part of the brain is often bypassed, Unfortunately, I do not have the time, let’s play again” mentality of our has a story to tell during their Monday and too often then not replaced with effort, or creative ability to come up cherished playground pastime. lunch break. How many of these idiocy before not seemed possible. So with such a rumor, so instead I will Although it is an unchanging stories are actually true? Nobody many times I’ll be sitting there, hearing leave you with this. Next time you game, the players may vary. The rules knows for sure, but the entertainment someone ramble on some ridiculous hear such a rumor as ridiculous as of the game are simple; find a target value is always there. rumor they took no part in, wasn’t scribed in this column, have the and catch them. They do not waver Until, like many other Township there for, and in general, have no idea common sense to laugh, tell the from one instance to the next and staples, rumors get out of hand. What what their talking about. Despite all spreader he/she is an idiot, and stop the game is never played the same turns into an innocent exaggeration of these, they speak of the incidents the plague that infests all of us. because of the different personalities of participants. To your health by Steve Dunn ‘06 Some players run faster than others and are difficult to catch; some would rather hide than risk getting How we start our day caught; some are so aggressive they go after anyone instead of pinpointing How many of you cannot feel like they need it more and more the right person. These prototypes function if you don’t start off your in order to function. can be compared to high school day with a cup of hot steamy coffee? Believe it or not, long time students when selecting a love interest. America has long been crazed with coffee drinkers do suffer “withdrawal” There is nothing wrong with beginning its day with coffee, and as symptoms if they are unable to stop playing tag. Fun while it lasts, it of late the trend has been becoming by Wawa or Starbucks on their way to provides excitement without more and more prominent among work. These “java junkies” will often commitment which can be teenagers and younger people. be irritable and drowsy and can even liberating. I myself am not one of these suffer through severe headaches as a Being liberal may be great fun avid coffee drinkers. However I can result of not having the normal while it lasts but if a meaningful understand why people have a amount of caffeine in their system relationship is what you seek, these seemingly insatiable dependency on that they’re accustomed to. Excessive games hold no purpose. it. consumption of caffeine can also be In the end, all that matters is Waking up in the morning the culprit for restlessness and finding what you truly want and feeling like the living dead often anxiety. what will make you happy, regardless leaves me wanting something to While it is a tall task to tell of what others may think. jumpstart my day. But since my people to not start their morning off It may not be obvious, but parents aren’t coffee drinkers and I’ve with the “bolt” or whenever they need everyone has taken part at some been fine without it so far, I just wait it, it is important that a person’s point in time. This is not until around second or third period coffee drinking does not get out of necessarily a bad thing, because you until I’m fully awake. your mood, raises your blood sugar, hand. CNN.com Health reports that can learn from your unsuccessful The primary concern most and helps keep you awake. up to three cups of coffee a day is fine attempts. health experts have with coffee is There are several bad side effects and will yield no long term serious Sometimes in order to find what caffeine. It is caffeine and caffeine of caffeine, however. It is a drug. side effects. Moderation is key, so you want, you have to stop playing alone that is responsible for coffee’s Caffeine stimulates the nervous enjoy your coffee but don’t let your games. affects. It perks you up, enhances system and raises heart rate. People cravings for it get out of hand.

WTHS The Patriot Page 8 Features AACC spreads awareness Black history: Matt Kienzle ‘06 An American The African-American Culture Club has long been doing worthwhile timeline community service in Washington Township, rarely receiving recognition. Bethany Messick ‘06 Well, the time has finally come for someone to shed some light on In 1926, Dr. Carter G. Woodson them. established the first Negro History The club, run by Mrs. Shirley Week. Over the years, this event has Walker, who became advisor after her evolved into a major commemoration predecessor stepped down, focuses on - Black History Month. Woodson was bettering the community, and born in 1875 in New Canton, Virginia, spreading awareness of African- and worked as a coal miner to put American accomplishments. himself through college. Especially during February, Black In 1912 he earned his Ph.D. in History Month, during which she plans history from Harvard University. to meet once a week rather then the Woodson founded the Association for standard twice a month. Matt Kienzle ’06/The Patriot the Study of Negro Life and History, “We are planning activities to Club members (l-r), juniors Tameaka Agee, Yvonne Briddel, the Journal of Negro History, the make the school population more Melissa Oliver, Vivian Dim, and senior Tia Pierce stand next to Associated Publishers, and the Negro History Bulletin. aware of African-Americans and their the bulletin board they designed in B-hall. contributions to society,” Walker said. Woodson was driven by a deep Now, that’s not to say that the also constructing a design for the and history,” Walker says. “Both do desire that all people needed to be club is dormant during the other bulletin board in B Hall, next to the service to community and volunteer educated about Black history. Before eleven months of the year. cafeterias, to help spread more in any field of interest.” 1926, most textbooks and college Throughout the academic calendar, awareness. The African-American Culture seminars did not discuss the the club is busy. Although they may seem like Club does excellent work in the importance of black heritage. For instance, this year, they are polar opposite cultures, the Asian community, regardless of how many To commemorate all of the great planning to donate to and volunteer Awareness Club, and the African- members it has. African-Americans our country has at homeless shelters, as well as American club are quite similar at their Hopefully in the future, it will not seen, Woodson organized Negro contributing to Katrina victims core. be necessary, because there will be no History Week which, beginning in through funds, and volunteer work. “Both Asian Awareness and our need to spread awareness. Everybody 1926, was celebrated the second week Not only that, but the AACC is club want to learn more about culture will already know. in February. In the 1960’s, this turned into Black History Month. But why February? Woodson originally chose the Bleacher Creatures rekindle spirit second week in February because of Abraham Lincoln and Frederick Steve Dunn ‘06 making the game atmosphere as “pro- venues of other high schools; Douglass’s birthdays. During the Township” as possible and having a however, they were never intimidated. 1960’s, however, Negro History Week Every winter, our school has two good time. From harmless jibes to Right now, there are was turned into Black History Month teams that set foot to the hardwood. large organized chants, The Bleacher approximately sixty to seventy because of the many historical things This year, for the second in a row, Creatures definitely make their members in this school-spirited fan that occurred in February such as: another team will be ready to join presence known at whatever game club, and as word of their comedy and February 23, 1868 – W. E. B. them; the Bleacher Creatures of they attend. creativity gets out, the number is DuBois was born. Washington Township High School. It is some of the notable expected to grow. February 3,1870 – The 15th Last season, the newly reformed personalities of the Bleacher One will instantly recognize the Amendment was passed, granting Bleacher Creatures created an electric, Creatures that are responsible for the creativity of this group upon looking blacks the right to vote. loud, atmosphere at every boy’s rejuvenation of the “senior section” at them. February 25, 1870 – Hiram R. basketball home game and every game at this year’s football games. Whether they are setting up Revels, the first black senator took through the playoffs. The commercials for the multiple tents and naming the office. “It’s a very positive effect, a lot Bleacher Creatures, which have temporary settlement “Byattville,” February 12, 1909 – National of support and enthusiasm,” Coach included the likes of pig hats and distracting opposing players in new Association for the Advancement of Bob Byatt says of the impact of the chanting while Greg Prince is taking a and inventive ways or simply chanting Colored People was founded. fan club in the game. test, accurately depict their rowdy, the traditional “Town-ship,” the February 1, 1960 – Sit- Ins for “All teams have times when creative, and ludicrous nature. Bleacher Creatures do it all. civil rights began. things get rough. They inspire us to Last year the loyal Bleacher This year, the ranks of the February 21, 1965 – Malcolm X play through when times get rough; Creatures followed the Boys Varsity Bleacher Creatures swelled to double was assassinated. the enthusiasm spreads through the Basketball team through its epic last year’s size. Black History Month was team.” playoff run, including to hostile With new shirts and nearly established to commemorate the The Bleacher Creatures are an foreign environments such as Cherry seventy members in all, the Bleacher inspirational achievements of African organized fan base of students, often Hill East and Atlantic City. Creatures are enjoying themselves and Americans of the past and the seen as a howling, rowdy red mass at They were often greatly rallying around a pair of competitive present, from Harriet Tubman to the back of the 9/10 gym, intent on outnumbered by rival fans at the and talented basketball teams. Oprah Winfrey.

WTHS The Patriot Page 9 Online shopping sign of times Rob Cavella ‘07 without tax along with the online constantly to take away the jitters of tribulations that come with internet discounts from Amazon. giving up this data. Another popular shopping, you can be certain that as One of the passions we share as Along with these beautiful concern, be it less factual, is the time goes on, e-commerce will only Americans is the continual battle for conveniences, there are also the paranoia that one may have prosper. convenience. The inclusion of negative properties of making online considering that they bought that isn’t With something as convenient internet shopping to our American purchases. You never really know what yet tangible. It could get lost in the as buying from your home computer, culture is apparent and understandable. will happen when you take that leap mail, be defective, or it may be online purchases will continually be Looking back on the recent holidays, of faith in divulging your credit card absolutely nothing like you observed improved by technologies and it is apparent that many shoppers were information, but there are laws and on your computer monitor. carefully tuned so that money will be able to cross off their Christmas lists security procedures being created With these various concerns and made and customers satisfied. with a few mouse clicks. This year, Forrester research by Cristina Lanzilotta ‘06 recorded a twenty billion dollar College Prep increase in online sales from 2004 from 89 billion to over 109 billion. Stressing over college search The only aspect of online sales that has been state is the clothing industry. Filling out and sending day with no fee required. Visiting the really sat down and carefully thought New technologies and applications is probably one of the school shows that you are really about your answers. Having someone advancements are being harnessed most difficult and tedious parts of the interested, which makes them more else, such as a parent, fill out the presently that will alleviate the college search process. The willing to waive your application fee. application for you and send it to the worries of buying your clothing online. application itself is a confusing page For students who may not have college shows that either you’re not One of these new advancements is of section upon section to fill out. the time to sit down and write out an interested enough in their school to being worked on at Nottingham Trent Figuring out what sections apply to application, the Internet is a good fill it out yourself or you are too University. It’s an online program you and who signs where can be quite alternative. It’s a quicker and easier dependent on others to do things for that allows you to carefully look at overwhelming. substitute for the old-fashioned hand- you, neither of which are good first every aspect of the clothing you may One aspect of the application written application. Although both impressions. Filling out your own decide to buy online. process that can turn students off from are sufficient, with the Internet you’ll college application is a sign of Whether you were aware of this applying to certain schools is the never have to worry about your maturity and readiness to take the next small tidbit of information, if you application fee. Paying anywhere application getting lost in the mail. step into the college experience. perform your duty as a consumer from twenty to fifty dollars just to fill Along with your application, you Yes, the college application online you may be beating the out an application for a school that should always send your teacher process may leave you with a hand government on their beloved sales tax. you may or may not get into seems recommendations and a resume, even cramp by the time you’re done, but in Because of the Internet Tax Freedom like a waste of money to most if the school you’re applying to the end it will prove to be a worthwhile Act, if a retailer or company doesn’t students. It is especially difficult for doesn’t ask for either of them. endeavor. Also, once you’ve finished have a warehouse or store in your those students who don’t have the Sending these items shows that you with the application process, it’s easy state, you can buy items from them money to pay for multiple college have more to offer than all of the sailing until you get your acceptance online tax-free. application fees. other average students who only sent or rejection letters. Although filling Because of this you can buy items An almost sure-fire way to get in the standard application. out your own application is not a without being charged sales tax. your application fee waived is to visit Finally, the most important part guarantee that you will be accepted Amazon.com is a perfect example the colleges you want to apply to. Go of filling out a hand-written into every college you apply to, it because their only warehouse is in to the school, take a tour, talk to an application is writing it out yourself! does leave a lasting first impression Washington; allowing people in the admissions rep, and they will almost Colleges want to see your handwriting that can lead colleges to a better idea other forty nine states to buy things always give you an application that on the application so they know you of who you really are. Surviving High School by Julie Sherwood ‘06 Want to worry less? Get organized Whether you’re a freshman or a locker. The rest of the year continued to put all your handouts and for homework or when you find out senior, a neat freak or laid back, each like this. worksheets. (If you want to go the you have to study your notes, you person has their own system of By sophomore year, I was sure I extra step, you can color-code your can just place it in your “take-home” organization. “To each his own” they had everything figured out. I got one notebooks, binders and book cover, folder. say, but is your system the most large binder (with the dividers ect.) so for each class you can just grab This greatly reduces the amount efficient it can be? and just carried the one around. all the books of the same color.) of things you have to take home. If you are completely organized, This too eventually led to my Also, by just having a folder Everything seems a little more school work will become much more organizational doom. By junior year and notebook, I have found that I manageable. After you have turned it efficient and what can you do with I figured out the most efficient way don’t have to lug around a big binder, in and it’s been graded you can return the extra time? The possibilities are to keep things in their proper place. I can carry books for multiple classes it to its prospective folder. infinite. Even now, in the middle of my and I don’t have to go to my locker Hopefully, whether you are a Back in the day when the back senior year, I still use this strategy. as often. freshman or a senior, these tips can of the bus was cool and this whole At the beginning of the year, When you know where help you prepare yourself for the “high school” thing made me feel so attend your classes and find out what everything is, and papers aren’t rest of the year. grown up I started off the year your teachers want. escaping your grasp, work gets turned Maybe, after hearing my prepared for what lay ahead. Some have specific things they in on time, and time isn’t wasted personal account, you too can I had a huge binder for each class want you to have for your class. searching through all your things to become efficient in studying and filled with dividers, each section color- Most prefer their own notebook or find a worksheet or a set of notes. homework. coded (notes, homework, ect.). have no preference. I’ve also found that a Beware, once this system is By the middle of the first Then I suggest buying a spiral “homework” folder or a “take-home” implemented “I lost my notes” marking period, my binder had papers notebook and a folder for each class. folder helps me become even more will no longer be an acceptable hanging out of it and it was a lucky By doing this, all your notes stay in efficient. excuse. (Hopefully you won’t need day that I found anything in my the same place and you have a place Every time you get a worksheet one.)

WTHS The Patriot Page 10 A Patriot Exclusive Interview A few minutes with BNL’s Jim Creeggan Rob Davis ‘06 Q: Did it take a lot of work to improvise things smoothly, or was The Barenaked Ladies started there a natural chemistry among the with vocalist Steven Page and guitarist members? Ed Robertson. For one performance, A: Things pretty much flowed easily. the two played with brothers Jim and But to grow, we’ve had to try new Andy Creeggan. While Andy was away things. We have a willingness to risk on a trip to Ecuador, drummer Tyler sounding ragged for our benefit. It still Stewart filled the position and takes a lot of group work – things remained there ever since. Andy don’t always just fall into place. Creeggan stayed with the band, however, until 1995. Kevin Hearn Q: Do you have any future aspirations joined as the keyboardist in 1996. for yourself or with the band? Their name stemmed from a A: I’ve always wanted to teach music night when Robertson and Page to people, whether it’s with the others attended at a 1988 Bob Dylan concert. or not. It doesn’t matter to who – Immaturely laughing at the phrase kids or adults. I like giving back to the “barenaked lady,” they decided to name community. the band as such on a whim. Before the group’s December 3 Q: What was it like to play at Live 8 concert began, I had the pleasure of in Toronto? meeting their bassist, Jim Creeggan. A: It was really inspiring. It gave a Clad in a pastel-colored shirt, khakis, chance to bring people together in and Chuck Taylor-style sneakers, he hope to put pressure on the G8 (Group generously spent some time with me of Eight – the group of eight leaders to answer a few questions. Photo Courtesy of Glen Nebel of governments who meet annually Jim Creeggan (right), plays his trademark upright bass. to address international issues). We Q: Most rock guitarists play only a A: I played in the school orchestras as A: Mostly people I’ve heard about all wanted to help with the relief of bass guitar, but you use an upright one well as pit bands. I’ve done some from Toronto. People like Mike Evin, debt and trade. It was very exciting to a lot as well. Why is that? variety shows too. Buck 65, and singer-songwriter Kurt be part of such a big push to reduce A: I started playing bass in fifth grade Swinghammer. world poverty. It was not just about in school. It’s what I was taught on. Q: Who do you look up to, as a bassist? raising money. It felt good to be part The double bass is a deeper, more A: [Jazz musician] Jaco Pastorious. Q: The band has a reputation of giving of something that can make a physical, more challenging Not only was he a virtuoso on bass, great live performances. How do you difference. instrument, as well. It really allows but he was a great arranger and keep it fresh for so long? me to dig in. composer as well. A: We do a lot of improvisation and Q: Lastly, what do you think of the joke around all the time. Usually we’ll CBAC? Q: How much formal training have Q: On a related note, what music are sing about whatever makes us laugh A: It’s pretty awesome. I wish I had you had? you listening to at the moment? or the day’s events. this in high school. Martial artist shines in Hong Kong Sean Miller ‘09 Wushu Team Demonstration. He also Not surprisingly, his house is competed in Long Fist form, but due stuffed full of books, everywhere from Shane Meinhart ’08 returned to to technical difficulties, he was not the room where he enjoys his video WTHS on February 14 with a chest sure as to how he placed. games to his work-out room. His full of gold medals, not from Torino In the normal team preferences are books that stimulate but from Hong Kong, where he had demonstration, which included the imagination, books on Wushu, competed in a martial arts things other than Wushu, Meinhart’s government conspiracies, and tournament. team placed second. The other anything on the physics of the brain. Meinhart and eighteen other eighteen team members competed in For one of his career choices, students went to Hong Kong with their different areas that Meinhart Meinhart is possibly looking into instructor, Li Pei Yun, the owner and himself did not. becoming a Wushu teacher himself. operator of Li’s Martial Arts. Yun Meinhart spends about 5-8 hours “[I would want to do] just about himself did not compete. a week at Li’s Martial arts. During this anything that gets me into a seat of time he works on Wushu, in which he power,” Meinhart said. Meinhart competed is a brown belt, and Tai Chi where he He has many dislikes, although is a yellow belt. he says that some of his least favorite photo courtesy of the Meinhart family against teams from 20 Within these disciplines, things are our government, most TV other countries. Meinhart employs a variety of Shane Meinhart ‘08 (left) and commercials, and anyone who gets in weapons. In chronological order of his his martial arts instructor Li his way of learning new things. Meinhart competed in seven learning to use them, Meinhart uses a Pei Yun. Meinhart won first Meinhart described himself as an different areas. He captured first staff, a broadsword, a whip chain, twin enigma. He said that he didn’t want place in Double Broadsword, broadswords, and a straight sword. place honors in several events. everything stated about him. Broadsword, Tiger Form, Sanshou (a Meinhart also enjoys playing Reading is also one of Meinhart’s “It’s hard to tell people things form of sparring). In addition to video games. He’ll play almost hobbies. about me without revealing things that individual honors, he was part of the anything, although he prefers games “I like to read anything I can I don’t want to reveal,” Meinhart said group which took first place in the that require thinking. find,” Meinhart said. for his reason to be reserved.

WTHS The Patriot Page 11 Kelley skates for love of sport Ally Martelli ‘07 Another coach, Michelle Dalhgren, covers spins and Figure skater and full time student choreography, while Tiffany Scott does at Washington Township High School, conditioning with Kelley. junior Rachel Kelley’s future looks In her five years of skating, promising. A recent National Honor sixteen year old Kelley has won over Society inductee, Kelley has a lot to 30 medals, many of them being gold. balance between skating four to five Her most memorable win was her gold days a week every other week, working medal at one of her favorite the snack bar at Hollydell Ice Arena competitions, the Princeton Open. where she skates, and coaching “I had been competing for a while younger skaters on Wednesday nights and just couldn’t win,” says Kelley. and Saturday mornings. “I kept coming in second and third, During the time she has off from and then one day I was on top. It was skating, she takes a conditioning class a confidence booster; after that I just and does off-ice training. On top of kept winning.” that there’s the added pressure to Olympians Tara Lipinski, who succeed in school, where she takes Kelley met at the Stars on Ice show in advanced classes and studies hard Atlantic City, and Sasha Cohen are whenever she has time to. two of Kelley’s biggest inspirations in “I spend a lot of time at [the Melissa Novak ‘06/The Patriot figure skating. rink],” says Kelley, “so sometimes I’ll (l to r) Bianca Rivera, Rachel Kelley, Olivia Dahlgren, Michele After discussing it with her leave my school work in the figure Dahlgren. family at a young age, Kelley decided skating closet to avoid carrying them Kelley has four coaches,including says of McAllister. against striving to be an Olympic back and forth from home. I usually Donna McAllister, who she’s been with Other coaches include Karen figure skater because she would have time to get my homework for five years. McAllister works with Gooley, who trains Kelley on jumps and havehad to be home-schooled in order done.” Kelley on all aspects of skating and is moves. Her favorite jump is called to train properly, and she didn’t want For Kelley, dedication is the name a big motivator. the double salchow. It’s her self- to miss out on a normal childhood. of the game. At age nine Kelley saw “She pushes me to my limit, and proclaimed best jump, and she uses it Kelley has no regrets about her the professional skaters on television; I’m thankful that she does,” Kelley frequently. decision; she just loves what she does. she watched in awe and expressed a desire to her mom to be like the skaters. Within the next few weeks, Dedicated to the Corps Kelley was signed up for group lessons at Hollydell. Within a year, Kelley Ashley Walsh ‘07 was taking private lessons and competing against skaters like 2006 In senior Angelina Anastasi’s Olympic team member, Emily eighth grade year, ROTC cadets came Hughes. to recruit the eighth graders into Kelley also played WTPR joining. softball for nine years as well as Anastasi signed up...for all the cheerleading during the basketball wrong reasons. season her freshman year in high “There was a boy I had a crush school, but chose to give up both and on and in order to impress him I joined continue skating. ROTC. I knew there could be a “I’ve been doing it for so long possibility that he could be in my even taking time off feels weird. It’s a flight,” says Anastasi. part of my life,” says Kelley. Although she joined for a guy, As far as squeezing in some down she ended up staying for a lot more time, Kelley says, “I fit ‘self’ time in reasons and what she got out of it was whenever I can. I stay up really late a lot more. She became the second during the week, and when I have days wing commander, the person basically off, I hang out with my friends.” in charge of the whole organization, for the 2005 – 2006 school year. Ashley Walsh ‘07/The Patriot Anastasi credits her current Angelina Anastasi (right) with Colonel Wolozyn. PIECES Literary position to all her hard work she has done throughout her years in ROTC. (ASI) Colonel Wolozyn if ROTC people what they need to get done, Magazine meets odd “I volunteered a lot of my time, needed to order a certain item. and sometimes even be strict with numbered Wednesdays helped out with most of the service Another contribution Anastasi them,” she says. events, stayed after school, and had made was making up a lot of the tests Anastasi is thankful that she in D-8. various jobs and tasks that were given and quizzes for the curriculum. She even joined ROTC because, “It helped me to me,” notes Anastasi. wrote, with help from cadet Lauren get accepted into college and it will Submit your poetry, One of those tasks included being Shabazian ‘06, a textbook and workbook. help prepare me for the real world,” in charge of logistics. Anastasi had to “I wanted to prove something she says. short stories, or make sure that over 200 ROTC cadets in becoming a commander; I wanted One goal that she wants as a wing artwork. were sized for and got a uniform. She to prove that I was capable of commander is to get more cadets also had to keep track on a daily basis achieving this great goal of mine, involved with service events and how much of each item of clothing “Anastasi says. staying after school to help the ASIs. [email protected] the ROTC had. “Taking charge hasn’t always Anastasi feels she has worked She was in charge of telling been easy. I have to not think about hard to achieve all her goals and hopes Senior Aerospace Science Instructor my friendships. I have to dictate to others will, too. WTHS The Patriot Page 12 By Patrick Reilly ‘06

By Dean Tatulli ‘07

Please remove all metal objects. By Jeff Bryan ‘06

If Osama sees his shadow, The war goes on for six more weeks

By Matt Johnson ‘06

WTHS The Patriot Page 13 Odds and Ends Keeping up with Jonesy by Mike Jones ‘06 Not quite the St. Valentine’s Day Massacre...

Mike Jones ‘06 everyone had someone to hold on Valentine’s Day ‘05. February 14th, 2005. St. After a couple of hours, the Valentine’s Day. A day that will live unlucky few who missed the first wave (in infamy) in the lives of Washington of buses were herded to O’Brien Hall Township students forever. Looking where, overwhelmed with a, shall we back, St. Val really pulled through for say, athletic stench, women buried us on that special day. their faces in their new snuggle-buddy’s It was a beautiful setting for chests. a romantic holiday, that cold, dark There, in that red, red room, we day, weather perfect for some sat, waiting for the moment in which cuddling. we would abscond from our new-found The halls smelled of roses and partners when we were informed that cheap cologne – the smell of desire, the buses had just pulled in. baby. All was well, here at WTHS, up We were then transported to until about 4th period. Echo Plaza (both stores of it) where Those expecting the usual P.A. we were organized into buses to go announcement (If the fire alarm home. In Valentine’s terms, this was should sound, please disregard unless a sad time. otherwise directed via the P.A. As the new couples – who, up system.) received quite a shock on that until then, had been attached at the happy day when we were told to hip – were split up to journey home. remain seated and await further Illustration by Shane Walsh ‘06 Despite all the fear, uncertainty, instruction. waves could trigger the bomb… or school to the football stadium, (we and…hypothermia, everyone made it The underlying message was something of that nature) to still couldn’t touch the field) in the home quite alright with a few new simple – Bomb! – and was followed inform their parents of the scare cold. friends. by the eruption of various tones as and, more importantly, their state Here, good old Val really out did Indeed, when I look back, I’d say cell phones were immediately turned of being. himself by chilling this mass of last year was the best Valentine’s Day on. After a short period of time, the humanity together with his 30 degree of my life. Although it may seem It’s a shame students had to shout students of Township then marched a rain. Regardless of how fat, thin, ugly, strange, nothing says “I love you” like over their teachers (apparently, radio marathon 300 feet away from the pretty, good, or bad we were, a bomb scare. There’s always room for Jell-O

Lillyan Ling ‘08 made a mark on the world by producing a revolutionary gelatin dessert. His It was the most amazing thing wife named it “Jell-O”. ever in that lunch bag of yours that However, attempts to market you carried to school when you were this product failed, as he lacked the little. It was red, green, orange, yellow, experience. In 1899, he sold the and any other color. recipe to a townsman for the price of But the most insane about this $450. After the recipe was passed was that it jiggled because it wasn’t around to several other people, Jell- liquid or solid. That was the whole O immediately became known charm to it. That was the whole worldwide. amazing charm to Jell-O. Before this time, any gelatin Did you ever wonder how dessert was considered a delicacy of something like this could ever have the rich. They were the only ones been invented? that could afford that much time and What happens when you put a money for it. However, with this new carpenter, a quest for a cough remedy, discovery for a more simple and cheap Jell-O is used to create hundreds of delicious recipies. and gelatin together? Well, according desert, Jell-O took no time to be to history, you get Jell-O. popular. tested the jiggle of the Jell-O, finding well-loved gelatin snack that everyone The finding of Jell-O, something A museum dedicated to the it to have identical waves of grown has grown up with. It is so successful so bizarre, had to be somewhat of an findings of Jell-O lies in LeRoy, New men and women. today in its 158 products that the accident. In 1897, a man named Pearle York, where it was originally made. The museum also has the company sells, 300 million boxes of B. Waite, a carpenter from LeRoy, There, it holds some of the most Jellometer on display. It was a machine it each year. New York, started experimenting with incredible gadgets used on Jell-O and a that tested the spring of the Jell-O to So the next time you open a cup gelatin in search of a cough remedy. few interesting trivia facts. see if it was enough or not. of Jell-O, be thankful that your eating Although he did not prove to be For example, an E.E.G. machine Today, spokesperson Bill Cosby a gelatin snack, and not a cough successful in reaching his goal, he sure that tests human brain waves also encourages America to eat Jell-O, the remedy.

WTHS The Patriot Page 14 Man crushes: who’s yours? Support Boy’s Mark Natale ‘06 Most girls don’t really get it. our friends, because deep down, every Lacrosse. While there are plenty of girls that guy wishes they were. Just like every year, February oogle over female models or beautiful “What did I tell you about my rolls around, and love is in the air. singers, they don’t adore the icons boy Vince, he’s too nasty”, was said Township is filled with many guys who the same way Dave Zappacosta drools by several proud fans on the morning th will spend the 14 day of this shortened every time JJ Redick hits a three. Guys after the BCS championship game. It Fuddrucker’s month working on their Romeo seem to take it differently, and our doesn’t matter that Mr. Young never quality game, trying to win over any female counterparts remain confused. is, never was, and never WILL be that nights on the of our multitude of good looking girls. What is it about these men, who none fan’s “boy”. It’s the same way that But behind each tank top and sagged of us really know, that causes all the fans don’t realize that “we” didn’t win first and third jeans, lays a tough guy’s real love: His fanfare? the Superbowl (Sorry Steelers’ fans, man crush. When it gets down to it, it’s all those 53 men were on their own for Wednesday of Most men have them. It’s that about respect. Matt Kienzle doesn’t that one.). one guy that they seem to know too have Adam Morrison’s “in-the-gym But I digress, because in the end, much about. Ask Steve Dunn what range”, so he instantly becomes a fan. why try to stop it? Man crushes are every month! Brady Quinn ate for breakfast. He’ll All of previously mentioned have inevitable for any event. As long as answer. Ask Rob Czyzewicz what talents that their viewers can’t even there is a game going on, there will be elementary school Sidney Crosby went dream about, let alone realize. So those on the sidelines admiring the March 8th to. He’ll let you know. All across the instead, we mortals resort to cheering. players. It’s time for every jealous media, from John Madden (Brett We’ll spend our free time online girlfriend and confused valentine to March 22nd Favre), to Steven A Smith (Allen looking up ridiculous stats, stop realize that while the sexuality of their Iverson), and even the Patriot’s own whatever we’re doing whenever they partner may be questioned, all they April 5th Mike Jones (Mark Natale), there is show up on TV, and talk trash to our really want is to be something their always the one guy that every sports friends who don’t appreciate the same not. In the end, what’s not to love April 19th fan favors, maybe a little too much. athlete. We speak of them as if they’re about that?

The Stars Tell All By Jackie Stanitis ‘09 Find your star-matched romance What’s your sign? Or better yet: what sign is most compatible Sagittarius (November 23- romantic match to yours? Here you December 22): Leo is a good one can find which people you can flirt for you, and an Aries would be a match with and who might be the real deal. made in heaven.

Welcome to Aries (March 21- April 20): You Capricorn (December 23- have a chance to be with Leo, Libra, January 20): Your perfect match the new Cancer, or Virgo, but you perfect would either be with a Taurus or Virgo. match will most likely be with a Sagittarius or Pisces. Aquarius (January 21- February Odds and 19): You get along with Aquarius and Taurus (April 21-May 21): You can sometimes the Gemini, but Libra is Ends easily get along with Cancer, Pisces, the perfect match. and maybe Taurus. You’re match made Cancer (June22- July 22): There’s Section! in heaven would either be a Virgo or a chance with Aries, Taurus, and Pisces (February 20- March 20): Capricorn. Pisces, but Scorpio is the best choice. Cancer and Taurus are good, but your Feel free to submit any match made in heaven would be with Leo (July 23- August 21): Your either a Scorpio or Aries. of your funny, creative, perfect match is with a Gemini, but or blatantly random you also have a chance with a Sagittarius or Aries. stories here. Virgo (August 22- September 23): Your perfect date is Taurus or Our Email Capricorn, and you might get along Address is: with an Aries or Virgo. [email protected] Libra (September 24- October 23): You could be with an Aries or Gemini, but your perfect match would be with an Aquarius. Gemini (May 22- June 21): You may have a chance with Gemini, Libra, Scorpio (October 24- November or Aquarius, but Leo is the perfect one 22): You might not have anyone that for you. you’re okay with, but you do have Cancer or Pisces as your perfect date.

WTHS The Patriot Page 15 Entertainment More than Family chaos in Family Stone Laura Marder ‘07

Just Friends Looking for a movie for the Heather Ale ‘06 whole family that can bring laughter, tears and romance all at once? Then I Have you ever been close with recommend you see “Family Stone”, someone and wanted the relationship one of the greatest comedy, romance, to be something more, but realized it and drama films of the season. just wasn’t in the cards? That is the Many well known actors and story of Chris, played by Ryan actresses star in this movie. Sarah Reynolds, in possibly his most Jessica Parker plays Meredith, a far entertaining film, “Just Friends.” The too uptight woman who movie will make you leave the theater accompanies her boyfriend Everet still laughing. (Dermot Mulroney) to his family’s The gist of the movie involves annual Christmas celebration and an overweight teen, (Reynolds), who finds that she’s a fish out of water is in love with his beautiful best friend, in their way of life. The Stones are Jamie (Amy Smart). Unfortunately, very down the earth people, walking Jamie puts Chris in the ‘Friends Zone’ around the house in sweaters and Rachel McAdams and Diane Keaton star in this family comedy. and tells him that she loves him ... slippers, unlike Meredith in her suit, like a brother. This slap in the face heels, and tight hair. Stone family. bring out the Kleenex because by the drives Chris to turn his life around by The Stone family is very close The casting for this movie was end you’ll definitely be moved. Before losing weight and becoming a hotshot knit, and this outsider at their very well done. Diane Keaten gives a the holiday is over, relationships will producer who treats women like dirt. Christmas celebration brings comedy heartfelt performance as the mother unravel while new ones are formed, His latest client is Samantha James as well as drama. This movie is so who doesn’t want to see her children and twists of the plot will leave you (Anna Faris) a talentless singer who is easy to relate to because it has every leave her nest. Deaf actor, Ty wanting to see the ending. obsessed with him. When an accident type of characters – the uptight, crazy Giordano, gives a life-like Watch “Family Stone” to find lands Chris back in his hometown, he mother, funny brother, wild performance as Thad Stone, the deaf out yourself if Meredith will be gets a second chance to woo the girl grandchildren, calm father, annoying and gay son. accepted into the Stone family. I of his dreams and become more than jealous sister and more. If you’ve ever From the previews this movie recommend you see this movie with ‘just friends’. been an outsider at a family get looks like a fun light hearted comedy, your family; it will make you all together you can feel for Meredith as but it actually has a lot of meaning appreciate the amount of chaos in your As a fluffy date movie, she struggles to be accepted by the and sentiment built into it. Expect to house for the holidays. “Just Friends” delivers. Strokes make lasting First Impressions Although this kitschy comedy is not Oscar-worthy, it does provide an Mark Mazzeo ‘07 The next song, enjoyable hour and a half and a few “Razorblade”, is arguably chuckles as well. This movie differs When I first picked up the the best on the whole from Reynolds’s usual raunchy brand Strokes’ new album First Impressions compact disk, if not their of humor, as seen previously in the of Earth, I was expecting it to be best song ever. The song has likes of “Van Wilder” and “Waiting.” something akin to their first two interesting and witty lyrics Instead, “Just Friends” showcases releases, Is This It and Room On Fire. about a girl Casablancas calls Reynolds in a “Meet the Parents” I had already heard the album’s first ‘the razorblade’ and the situation where everything that can single “Juicebox” and “You Only Live importance of one’s feelings go wrong, will. Although the plot is Once” before, and loved both of these and the feelings of others. predictable it is still amusing. The songs immediately. After listening to At the same time, the whole most outstanding performances were it once, the album seemed to be very song seems to have mini delivered by Reynolds, who disappointing. But after repeated guitar solos through out the convincingly plays a naïve teenager listenings, it became clear that First song, which gives it a and was likable even when he was a Impressions of Earth is a great album. brilliant quality. And in the jerk, and Faris, the insanely wacky The album’s first track, “You song’s conclusion, the whole singer/songwriter whose outlandish Only Live Once” is everything a fan thing comes together, personality keeps you laughing the could want from a Strokes song, with lyrically and musically. entire movie. a joyful melody, skipping rhythm, and “Ask Me Anything” As a bonus, at the end of the cheerfully snotty lyrics. It’s vintage being a great ballad, took movie Reynolds serenades the Strokes, reminiscent of some of their some getting used to. On the audience (while wearing his fat suit) older songs like “12:51” and first listen, I was completely with his rendition of “I Swear”, which “Someday”. thrown off by this song. But is probably the funniest moment in On the album’s third track, after several more listens, I The Strokes’ new album is hardxcore. the movie. If you are expecting fine “Heart in a Cage”, vocalist Julian realized just how great the art, “Just Friends” is not the movie to Casablancas manages to sound song was. judge it too quickly, your first see. However as a fluffy date movie, somewhat like the Doors’ Jim Overall, First Impressions of impressions don’t always stand the test “Just Friends” delivers. Morrison during the chorus, while Earth has 14 great songs and has a of time, but First Impressions of Earth keeping the Stokes sounds alive. wonderful over all feel. Just don’t sure will.

WTHS The Patriot Page 16 Medieval sobfest lacks passion, originality Justine Jacobs ‘06 The plot becomes predictable and boring, and viewers will find The love story of Tristan and themselves eager for the film to end. Isolde has been passed down from Of course, the faulty plotline generation to generation since the could have been salvaged by skilled medieval ages. It predates William acting and potent on screen chemistry. Shakespeare’s Romeo & Juliet – a fact Unfortunately, those two qualities are that its previews desperately try to noticeably absent from this film. remind potential audiences. Franco displays the acting chops of a “Tristan & Isolde” is the less dead fish. He bears the stereotypical famous, less faultless version of face of the strong, handsome, tortured Romeo & Juliet, and this drastically soul for the entire film and is teary altered rendition does little to eyed for the final hour. Myles is stiff distinguish it from its more renowned as Isolde, and it is difficult to discern and respected counterpart. why Tristan is so enchanted with her. “Tristan & Isolde” is set after The film does have its high the fall of the Roman Empire – Britain points. Sewell is wonderful as Lord is divided amongst a series of tribes, Marke – transforming the troubled all of which are oppressed by the leader and father figure into the true prospering Irish Celts led by King tragic hero of the film. He’s a more Donnchadh (David O’Hara). James Franco and Sophia Myles play the doomed lovers in this interesting and sympathetic character Tristan (James Franco) is a poor adaption of “Tristan & Isolde.” than either Tristan or Isolde. young English knight who is raised by The cinematography is skillful the wise Lord Marke (Rufus Sewell) up on the Irish coastline where he is infeasible number of love triangles. executed as well. Sweeping shots of after his parents are killed in an Irish found by Donnchadh’s daughter Isolde While having Tristan and Isolde the muddy English landscape make attack. While attempting to prevent (Sophia Myles). actually fall in love the old fashioned the film visually stimulating, even if Donnchadh’s men from taking Naturally, the pair fall in love, way, without the aid of magical the plot is not. English citizens as slaves, Tristan is and, naturally, they are torn apart by potions, makes the story more Despite its medieval roots and wounded with a poisoned blade, taken the vicious forces of honor, duty, and realistic, it also takes away the beautiful images, “Tristan & Isolde” for dead, and set out to sea in a Viking- politics in a rather confused, complex distinctiveness of the ancient tale. never escapes the shadow of the style funeral. plotline not worth mentioning here. Sometime after Tristan washes up on renowned Romeo & Juliet. In this Somehow Tristan miraculously The film bears little resemblance the Irish shore, “Tristan & Isolde” case, it doesn’t matter which came survives not only being poisoned but to the original story, which featured morphs into a distorted, poorly first – public opinion has already being burned alive as well and washes love potions, dragons, and an written version of Romeo & Juliet. determined which is better. Parent-safe television with Gilmore Girls Ashley Walsh ‘07 that you should tune in. Their relationship is the sweetest thing ever. For a few of us, television Lorelai loves her daughter a lot, but watching is totally controlled by our she goes beyond just trying to be a parents. Some of us don’t even have parent; she wants to be her friend, T.V in our rooms so we have to rely too. Rory can talk to her mother on the tv in the family room. Not about almost anything and her mother only that, but, nowadays, parents can will rarely be judgmental. She can even password protect those programs that talk to her mom about boys and sex. they don’t feel are appropriate for Another reason to tune is, is that their child. And let’s face it; it’s totally the characters are realistic, strong, and embarrassing to have our parents there independent. Rory is a straight A when we are watching programs that student who dresses modestly and have questionable material in it. actually has morals. Most people, like So why not watch a family Paris Geller (Liza Weil), a classmate orientated show? Because believe it of hers, hate her because she seems or not, there are appropriate shows perfect and innocent, but she doesn’t out there that are actually good! care what people think of her. Gilmore Girls happens to be one Lorelai actually expresses her of those shows. frustrations with her mother, instead Gilmore Girls , which made its of letting her mother take advantage Alexis Bledel and Lauren Graham star as daughter Rory and debut in 2000, is about a women named of her. Both women are true to Lorelai Gilmore (Lauren Graham), themselves and aren’t afraid to break mother Lorelai on the Gilmore Girls. raising her daughter Rory (Alexis down and cry when things aren’t Some interesting things are also had tension with her mom and Bledel), who Lorelai had at the young perfect in life. happening on the show right now. For she moved in with her grandmother, age of 16. Lorelai has obviously made Gilmore Girls has a good plot, instance, Lorelai is about to get but now she’s back at home. a few mistakes in her lifetime, and without being overly sexual or married to Luke (Scott Patterson), but You can catch Gilmore Girls on she’s raising Rory in hopes that she promoting language or drugs. Both he recently found out he has a daughter Tuesdays on the WB at 8pm. If you won’t make the same ones. The Lorelai and Rory always have their and is delaying getting married to aren’t already watching it, I suggest show’s main focus is on the extreme relationship issues, whether they are Lorelai so he can figure some things you start. Its characters are realistic, closeness that these two share with good or bad. Lorelai rarely ever gets out. Rory is still out of college so she the plots are good, and best of all your each other. along with her mother, which builds can also figure out who she wants to parents will approve! In fact, that is one of the reasons the dramatic sense to the show. be and what she wants out of life. Rory

WTHS The Patriot Page 17 New direction disappoints in latest Potter Josh Bennett ‘07 and place their name in the Goblet of Fire. Back for his fourth year at During the drawing, however, the Hogwarts in “Harry Potter and the three selected names are followed by Goblet of Fire”, Harry Potter (Daniel a fourth – Harry Potter, who is only a Radcliffe) has been experiencing fourth year student. Potter will now disturbing dreams throughout the have to battle his way through the summer as well as aching pain from most dangerous tournament in the his scar, the famous result of a death world on top of dealing with the worst curse gone wrong. In an attempt to of news: Lord Voldemort has returned. get his mind off of this, he attends the Quidditch World Cup. Fans of the books will However, all goes wrong as the sky is scorched with the Dark Mark, probably dislike this film. the sign of the he-who-should-not- be-named, Lord Voldemort (Ralph Fans of the movies will find this Fiennes). The Death Eaters, the ones installment much darker than the behind the scorching of the sky, then preceding three. The characters are appear for the first time since growing up and are now facing more Harry Potter, played by Daniel Radcliffe, must participate in the Voldemort was last seen thirteen years adult situations with more adult ago. outlooks. legendary Triwizard Tournament (depicted here with Ron, played Once back in school, Dumbledore Fans of the books will probably by Rupert Grint, and Hermione, played by Emma Watson). (Michael Gambon) announces that dislike this film. Many key elements possible to include some of the more Williams gone, this film found itself Hogwarts will be the host of the that were important in the book are important elements. without the traditional Potter theme legendary Triwizard Tournament. completely left out in this adaptation. The music was terrible in all which was replaced by a handful of Each of the three schools has one It was expected that many parts would honesty. The beloved John Williams, random, bad songs about wizardry. representative who will battle through be cut out of the film, especially with famous for his work on many great All in all, this movie was nothing three tasks to gain eternal glory. In a new director, Mike Newell. The book films such as “Star Wars” and “Indiana spectacular. Under the new direction order for students to enter the contest, was over seven hundred pages; the Jones”, dropped out of this film to do of Newell, this series has tumbled down they must be a seventh-year student film was just two and a half hours. work on “Memoirs of a Geisha”, which a spiral staircase all the way through. However, it would have still been hit theatres December 9th. With Potter grows in Half-Blood Prince Margaret Bonanni ‘09 and changes between the characters Want to get are developed. Harry matures British writer JK Rowling has emotionally and mentally in this book; involved in once again left fiction enthusiast and changes from a young angry thunderstruck with her new addition teenager of book five, to a sensible the paper... to the series, Harry Potter and the intuitive young adult of book six who Half Blood Prince. With the sixth of is aware of his destiny and can better her seven expected novels completed, carry his burden. He learns how to she has proven once again that fantasy deal with his emotions in a more and wizardry can paint a pallet of constructive manner and the value of but too busy amazing reading for all ages. family. The introduction of new Unlike in book five, he isn’t as to stay characters, the death of an old aggressive. Relationships in the book favorite, more magical marvel, new are also deepened, as Ron and after controversies, budding romances, and Hermione’s friendship takes a the last pieces to the Harry Potter surprising turn of events. Relations puzzle, this novel makes the turning between Harry and his teachers are school? point in the series. also more defined. He and Dumbledore In this novel, Voldermort starts grow closer then they were in the to move openly, causing chaos, fear, latter book and begin to take private and paranoia all over the Wizardry lesson together. Throughout the book See your world. People are disappearing daily, Harry is confronted with situations guidance and many places, including Hogwarts, that assess his better judgment and The Half-Blood Prince features are not even safe. Death Eaters are conscience. a more mature Harry Potter. counselor escaping from Azkaban and everyone As an avid reader, and as fan, I is a suspect. think this book deserves four out of carried out through out the book, but to schedule This novel also shines a long five stars. Rowling took a different I feel that sometimes Rowling left awaited light on Voldermort’s past, road with the writing of this book. readers in the dark on certain details. a Journalism I and explains his motives. All of these Her new characters added a new spin The book also waited quite some time class for next clues lead up to a shocking and to the continuing tale. The details before reaching the climax of the surprising ending that will leave fans about Voldermort’s past made certain story, and the romances in the novel, year! dumbfounded. parts of the novel more defined, such although interesting might push There are differences between as why he’s the antagonist of the story younger readers away. Ultimately, I the 5th (Harry Potter and the Order of to begin with. think the book is worth reading and the Phoenix) and 6th Harry Potter The plot line was effectively will better your understanding of the books. Certain issues are addressed, Harry Potter saga.

WTHS The Patriot Page 18 Tech Talk Calling all techies EA’s hockey sim revamped for ‘06 A.J. Nisbet ‘08 makes the game more exciting. Welcome toTech Talk. A major plus for this year’s EA Before the creation of this NHL 2006 is undoubtedly the hockey game is it in-depth franchise section, stories about iPods or game best hockey simulation game on mode. In the franchise mode, you reviews were placed in other console this year. In previous years, can take control as a general manager, sections of the newspaper, but now EA Sports had some competition with coach, and player for years worth of all of that is left in the past. This other makers like SEGA and 989 hockey seasons. You can make page will feature all those stories Sports. This year, NHL 06 pulls away changes to your team such as editing that previously had crowded other from its competition with its excellent lines, signing players, making trades, sections. graphics, controls, and surprisingly or anything else you need to do to Any reader who is intereted in for EA hockey games, game play feel. achieve your ultimate goal, winning writing about video games, websites, Before 06 was released, I was the Stanley Cup. or other technological partial to the ESPN series because of Even though the franchise mode developments that don’t really fit its real game play feeling, something is a large part of this EA game, there in the other sections, can contact that EA lacked. EA was known for its are other game modes that will keep me at [email protected] . graphics, rather then feel. your hands glued to the controller for So if you are interested in This year EA gives the gamers hours. Some of the other exciting writing techno-babble, now there is more control over players skating, game modes are the following: a place in the newspaper for your stick handling, and shooting. While Exhibition, tournament, season, and stories. skating and shooting controls were the World Cup of Hockey. -Matthew Starner ‘06 evident in previous games, this game Other strong points in the game, NHL 06 is the best hockey Tech Talk editor allows you to control the stick which like always, are the graphics and cut simulation game this year. scenes. This year, now more then ever, you can tell who a player is by are not updated fully. The big Relive classic Star Wars assaults their facial features in the game. Also, disappointment with that is the major each player is using up to date name rookies entering the league that are Matthew Starner ‘06 brand equipment. expected to make a large impact on Although there are endless the game. Also, some of the payer’s With the end of the Star Wars strong points in this game, it is not rating are off, especially the goalies. movies (finally) what would Star Wars perfect. For one is that the rosters I give NHL 2006 an 8.5 out of 10. fans do to get their fix? To put it simply Star Wars: Battlefront 2 is that fix. The game play makes it one of Sequel continues battle the best games that came out this past year. In it you control a normal trooper (or droid) of your choice. for Soul Edge Instead of playing as the characters Matthew Starner ‘06 controls. you relive battles as a normal soldier While the moves are the same, like the clone troopers or battle droids Success. That is what game the computer opponents are much which makes it quite different than developers look at when they make a better than they have ever been where all the previous Star Wars games. sequel to a game. Well, Soul Calibur is it feels like you are playing a real In the game you win by either now on its third incarnation and it person to an extent. eliminating all the reinforcements of doesn’t disappoint. Even with the increased A.I. it is the enemy squad or by capturing all Soul Calibur 3 tells the story of still disappointing that there is no the command stations that spawn the all the fighters being dragged into the online play. It is inexcusable to not enemies (and your own) Battlefront 2 is the best Star hunt for the evil sword Soul Edge. The have it in this day and age. While reinforcements. Wars game made yet. knight Siegfried once under control multi-player with your friends is great If you follow some special rules, by the evil sword, which turned him with over 25 playable characters to you will be able to play as hero weapons. It can give you a good feel into the sinister Nightmare. But choose from, but what good is it if characters for your squad like General for the game to play through it and be Siegfried broke free from Soul Edge’s you can’t test your skills against other Grievous, Luke Skywalker, Darth able to play better online. Really control and shattered Soul Edge with players around the world. Vader, Boba Fett, even Emperor though, there isn’t much to get out of its polar opposite Soul Calibur. Character creation is also very Palpatine. They are on the field for the single player mode. The two swords now both are under developed. With high potential only a limited time which is One of the best things about this being carried by Siegfried. The power they totally blew it. With limited game is its online play. It is very of Soul Edge transferred itself into the choices for faces which only have It is very competitive competitive online and just as much discarded armor of Nightmare. It slight changes to the other faces. online and just as much fun as it is against the computer. couldn’t move without a body though. Limited armor and voices also lowers Though it is fun, the connections vary Zasalamel, a man that carries a the potential of the mode. fun as it is against the from game to game. Depending on scythe performs a ritual to revive While the game has its bad computer. the connection of the host or other Nightmare to achieve his goal. points, the good out weighs the bad. players the game can slow down and Nightmare chases after Siegfried to Challenging A.I., great control and represented by a lightsaber bar that end up being very glitchy. Sometimes get back his sword and his body. game play, and a decent story help steadily goes down after every hit and connection just disconnects for no The game play is very well done. this game. as time passes. It regains steadily for reason. The controls for the fighters are for The online play being absent and every trooper they kill. Despite these problems this game the most part simple to use. Most of the very limited character creation While single player is fun, it is is one of the best Star Wars games the old fighters have the same moves gives this game a huge hit, it isn’t very limited. You don’t unlock any made, and if you enjoy online play, it as the previous games and won’t take enough to make it a bad game. Soul new modes or characters, or even will keep you playing for a long time. veteran players long to learn the Calibur 3 gets 8.5 out of 10. WTHS The Patriot Page 19 Opinion The Apple iPod effect Cell phones Alyssa Muratore ‘06

With the holidays just passing, no distraction many people received bright, shiny new Apple iPods. The iPod is a mini in school MP 3 player that plays music. The idea of having all your music on one Chelsea Morris ‘09 compact machine is very appealing to today’s society. It’s safe to say that if not all, This mini music player has sent the majority of students at the world into frenzy. It seems as if Washington Township High School the whole world now owns an iPod. own a cell phone, toting them around Some of your teachers or perhaps your school all day. parents, or grandparents own iPods. As a result of their popularity, I The Apple iPod was not based think there should be no violation on a new concept; the idea had been made against them during the day, done before by other companies. especially lunch. Apple took it to new level by giving Lunch is the one time during the it a sleek and convenient design and day where students unwind and are also marketing the product in a very able to chat with friends. I believe smart way, making it more appealing this is the time appropriate to be able to the public, especially teens. to pull out the phones. The idea of the iPod was first There is no harm for a student released on October 23, 2001. The to be allowed to text message other slogan “Say hello to iPod” reminiscent friends or perhaps play games on their of the already familiar “Say Hello to cell phones. iMac”, was released a few days earlier To even call a parent during the to create a stir on one of the most period to bring in that History important Apple products ever. Report you left laying in the printer The iPod has come a long way tray. since its release in 2001. Today’s Ipods Most of the time teachers forbid are smaller than a pack of gum, can us to use their phones, especially to store pictures, and even play movies. phone a parent to bring you in work As if the iPod wasn’t enough, and etc. you can also get accessories for your I know had I been able to call music machine, such as armbands, my mom during lunch I would have colorful cases, car hook-ups, and saved myself a couple zeros for many other things to help better your homework assignments I foolishly left iPod experience. at home. The iPod has definitely taken Not to say that students should America by storm. It has defined the be having a full-out conversation in Illustration by Cassy Matos ‘07 way our generation listens to and the middle of an algebra lesson, the accesses music. It is by far one of policy could remain the same with Apple’s most significant products. confiscating the phone until the end of the period or day. However, emergencies should be Dell DJ offers alternative to pricey iPods permitted even during the time in the hallways. Nick Contino ‘07 not have a screen, and you can not It has a LCD screen and an FM radio If it is not disrupting class, I do listen to FM radio. The DJ Ditty has tuner. The best part of the Dell DJ 30 not see how it is distracting anyone. I If you have any leftover holiday a rechargeable lithium polymer battery is that it has a 30GB of storage for up really believe it should be the same cash and want an mp3 player that is with up to 14 hours of battery life. to an enormous total of 15,000 songs. for the use of other electronics such affordable, yet reliable, then the Dell The iPod Shuffle has a battery life of Its competition is the Apple iPod. The as video games or mp3 players. DJ mp3 series is for you. 12 hours. The Dell DJ Ditty has more iPod does not have all the great Mainly though I want to push Dell has better pricing than than the Apple iPod Shuffle, but it is features that the Dell DJ 30 has. More the idea of cell phones because I Apple does on their mp3 players. the same price. importantly the Apple iPod is more believe they will be useful besides Apple and Dell mp3 players have The next in the price line at expensive than the Dell DJ 30. entertaining. pretty much the same functions and $199* is the Dell DJ Pocket. This is a You can only order any of the You can argue that some accessories, but Dell is easier on the smaller and lighter version of the Dell Dell mp3 players from their website students don’t deserve this privilege, wallet with different mp3 players for DJ 30. It has a 5GB of storage for up (dell.com). They have sales when the and I can’t go against it. any price that fits your wallet the best. to 2,500 songs. The Apple iPod Nano prices drop even lower. You can pay If that is the case, then make Dell’s prices run from $99-$300* can only hold 1,000 songs. The iPod for everything over the internet. The the cell phone policy something you depending on the model. Nano is smaller and lighter than the site also has a large variety of can earn, just as you would for any The cheapest of Dell’s mp3 Dell DJ Pocket. The DJ Pocket can accessories that include things from other special privilege. players is the new Dell DJ Ditty. Its also let us listen to FM radio. The colorful covers to a new pair of I think it is time to end getting base price is $99. It has a 512MB of Apple iPod Nano can not. headphones. Most purchases are your cell phone taken away for only storage for up to 220 songs. The Apple The last mp3 player in of the shipped to you in a couple of days. having it out sometimes for .2 iPod Shuffle can only hold 120 songs. Dell DJ series is the Dell DJ 30. This Just remember, if you want a reliable, seconds. The DJ Ditty has a LCD screen and is the original mp3 from Dell. It has a affordable mp3 player, go with a Dell. Let the students that are you can also listen to FM radio. The rechargeable lithium polymer battery *All prices were taken from responsible be able to use their cell comparably priced iPod Shuffle does with up to 12 hours of constant play. dell.com and are subject to change. phones at the appropriate times. WTHS The Patriot Page 20 1234567890123456789012345678901212345678901234567890123456789012123456

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1234567890123456789012345678901212345678901234567890123456789012123456Sports Jennings joins Minutemaid elite Mark Natale ‘06 reaching this mark, Jennings’ priorities are clear. In the history of Township “I didn’t put my 1000 points basketball, only nine girls have been before any team goals, winning immortalized into the 1,000 point basketball games and team wide success club. In 2006, a 10th member has are my first priorities”, explained joined .Senior Amanda Jennings has Jennings, who is also captain of the been a four year varsity player, and team. Despite putting her team first, has established herself as a Jenning’s realizes the magnitude of Minutemaid legend. what she has accomplished. During the long and storied “Its amazing to even be history of Minutemaids’ basketball, considered with the girls that have only nine girls have reached this mark. already done it. Seeing my name Kelly Delong was the first to do so in underneath my coaches name (Jen 1982, and most recently Jen Scaffidi Natale) will be cool. It hasn’t quite got her name on the 11/12 gym wall hit me yet, that I will join those girls after the 2001 season . everyone sees on the gym wall,” said While Jennings has been playing Jennings. varsity basketball since her freshman One can only imagine the type Heather Ale ‘06/The Patriot year, she didn’t become aware that of pressure that comes with chasing Amanda Jennings ‘06 joins the list of Twp. legends. 1,000 points was a possibility until history. With everyone of her points explained Messick. late in her junior season. Despite the tallied, and every move she makes for the pressure to get to a 17 year But Jennings is not just a scoring pressures of knowing she is capable of analyzed, it would be understandable old girl. But Jennings has been calm through the whole ride, and has a great machine. She is a team leader, and supporting cast behind her. somebody that every Minutemaid player O’Hara reaches “The Coaches were aware that I can rely on. wanted to get 1,000, but they didn’t “As a point guard, whenever we pressure me and I didn’t make it need to score, I’ll look to her. I know century mark known. Only a few of my teammates I can depend on her when the game is Bethany Messick ‘06 really knew about the goal, and my on the line,” said Messick. family and friends were all real excited, So as the Minutemaid’s finished Brandon O’Hara, known to most but didn’t add any pressure.” up the season, there were two as Webby has reached his 100th win. Senior Bethany Messick is one accomplishments that the Township O’Hara Picked up his milestone of the few teammates Jennings openly girls were chasing: A South Jersey victory at the Regional Tournament spoke to concerning the thousand Championship, and securing 1000 held at Overbrook High School on point feat from the beginning. points for its team leader. One is Saturday February 25th. Messick is a close friend of already accomplished , and the other He is the eighth wrestler in the Jennings, having played basketball is on the way.But neither goal history of WTHS to reach that mark. with her for seven years. Being the interfered with the other, as Messick O’Hara has been wrestling varsity starting point guard, Bethany keeps makes clear: for four years. His biggest rival is Dave the goal in mind. “If anything, the thousand point Gill from Camden Catholic. “She scored 1000 points in the feat brings us together. We all want to “Dave is a really good friend of middle school league, and I was playing win, and we all wanted Jennings to get mine so when ever we go up against it. Its just adds more motivation to all Bethany Messick ‘06/The Patriot with her then. Its great to be able to each other we push each other to our As of February 27th, Brandon see her accomplish that again.,” of us, not just Amanda.” limits,” said O’Hara. As captain of the wrestling team, O’Hara had 100 career wins. O’Hara has some added pressure on after this season.” O’Hara said even Career 1,000 Point Scorers in his shoulders. He does not only try to though he is not going to wrestle after win all of his matches, but he tries to high school he plans to help out teams Minutemaids History be a role-model while doing it. whenever he can. “The hardest part of being a The relationship between Kelly Delong 1982 captain is trying to be perfect all the O’Hara and the coaches is really close Sharon Ross 1983 time. Everyone is looking up to you as well. He says that the coaches really so you don’t want to make a mistake care about the kids and want to help Karen Healey 1985 and let the team down,” he said. them as much as possible. Jeanine Reynold 1985 Although O’Hara will miss “They motivate us and push us wrestling after this season, he does to be our best.” April Auer 1990 not plan to wrestle in college. Being in the 145 weight class, Tamara Kaufmann 1992 “There are barely any scholar- O’Hara has never really had trouble ships, and college wresting is nuts,” making his weight. Karen Alkins 1993 said O’Hara, “It’s worse than a job.” “I watch what I eat and work out Jenn Natale 1995 One of the things O’Hara will a lot. If I’m ever close to not making miss the most are his teammates. my weight I usually just go for an ex- Jen Scaffidi 2001 “We have so much fun that it is tra run at night to work off a few Amanda Jennings 2006 going to be hard not being with them extra pounds.” WTHS The Patriot Page 21 Captains have TWP diving on the rise

Heather Ale ‘06 well, even getting her best score in “When she qualified she flipped the dive immediately after her failed out, she was so excited,” gushed Saia. Unlike most meets, where each dive. Verdecchio finished fourteenth The last Township diver, and diver must complete six dives, the Jim out of fourteen divers and her teammates only boy, was Huckel. Although Huckel Roach Invitational meet requires the were very proud of her. balked (came to a complete stop in divers to perform eleven dives, which “I was very impressed with the middle of his dive) on a dive, he is quite a feat. Elena because it’s her first year still placed fourth out of seven Qualifying for Invitationals competing at this level,” teammate divers. consists of each diver scoring one- Bodman enthuses. Huckel’s season has been hundred and forty points or higher in The second female diver who promising thus far, qualifying for a six dive dual meet. qualified for the meet was Kate States in the second meet, and Justin Huckel 06’, Kate Bodman Bodman. hopefully States will be another 07’, and Elena Verdecchio 08’ all Bodman had fierce competition opportunity for his talent to show. achieved this goal. from Mary Kate Bonner ‘08, With the upcoming State meet “I was very proud to be at the Matt Kienzle ‘06/The Patriot Stephanie Giontti, ‘07, and Samantha in late February, the divers have time meet with three divers that had Huckel influences younger Rottkamp ‘06. to prepare for their big meet and qualified because there was only one divers. Bodman used this competitive maybe even learn from each other. other team with three divers,” can fail one dive but if they fail two edge to her advantage, as she “It’s been fun year watching maintains Coach Daniel Saia. they are disqualified. performed well throughout the entire Justin, a senior, helping the younger There are two parts to the Fortunately, Verdecchio meet, wound up qualifying for States, divers, especially Elena who is new at Invitational meet, the first being a completed the remainder of her dives and finished in tenth place. the sport,” declares Saia. regular six dive meet and took place on January 19th. The second part is the actual Jim Roach eleven dive meet th The boys of winter which took place on January 25 . The second meet is more difficult to qualify for because, as Saia Track team strides to state prominence said, it is hard to complete eleven Steve Dunn ‘06 dives. The Invitational meet is a ‘practice meet’, as Bodman coins it, The story of this year’s Boys for States and gives the divers a feel Winter Track team has been for an eleven dive meet. dedication met with success. The Of the three that qualified for boys, under Coach Rich Bostwick, Invitationals, Verdecchio is the least have worked hard through the winter experienced, being a first year diver. and their effort has been paying off. An experienced gymnast, Verdecchio The athletes must make many decided to try her talent in the water. sacrifices, as they have practice every This decision paid off, as only one day in sometimes raw weather and other first year diver made the have traveled two hours to New York Invitational meet. almost every weekend since mid- “I felt special that I made it December just to get the chance to because not everyone can do eleven compete. dives,” states Verdecchio. In the Group IV State Relay Verdecchio started off diving well Championships, the boys scored 18 but on her reverse dive she hit her points and placed fourth overall. This arm on the board and failed the dive. was the first time they placed in the In the Invitational meet, a diver meet since they placed fourth with 16 points six years ago. The meet was highlighted by the pole-vault relay, consisting of Mike Do you Salera ’06 and Doug Roccato ’06 who jumped a combined height of 26 feet, defeating all other Group IV schools Photo courtesy of Mr. Rich Bostwick love and setting a meet and indoor state Brett Salmon competes at the prestigious New York Armory. record for the event. Another stellar performance was historic and nationally recognized These four then competed at sports? the 4 x 800m relay. The team meet. the State Meet of Champions, the consisting of Brett Salmon ’06, Bill On Saturday January 28th, the most prestigous of track meets. Consider becom- Matthias ’06, Chris Choate ’06, and team returned to Princeton for the Salera’s 2nd place finish solidified Andrew Morris ’06 placed second in Group IV Indoor State Championships. him as one of the top vaulters in ing part of the Group IV, and were narrowly defeated Four athletes qualified for the Meet of the state, while Chris Choate ran a for the championship by perennial Champions. blistering 4:30 1600m run to place Patriot team. track powerhouse Christian Brothers Chris Choate ’06 placed seventh 8th, just outside the scoring. Academy. in the boys 1600m (which is almost a Many of these athletes will This same relay team qualified mile) running 4:33, Bill Matthias ’06 continue on at the Indoor National Contact us at to run the 4 x 800m at the Penn Relays was fifth in the 800m run with a time meet held at New York City on this year running 8:15 at a meet in of 2:01, and Mike Salera ’06 and Doug March 10th. wthspatriot New York earlier this January. They Roccato ’06 placed third and fourth A solid winter season so far will will be the first boys team in recent respectively in the pole vault both hopefully and most likely carry over @gmail.com school history to run the event at the jumping 13 feet. into the spring.

WTHS The Patriot Page 22 The Sizzle Wit by Rob Czyzewicz ‘06 America should stop sending professionals to Olympics

In early February, a larger part ask? It is quite simple: go old school. of the sports world will be shut down The athletes who represent our for the 2006 Winter Olympics. In homeland should be amateurs; fact, the National Hockey League will college kids. suspend play for a few weeks while I would much rather see a the history-rich games take place. basketball team led by J.J. Redick of But as an avid follower of Duke and Adam Morrison of professional sports, as well as the Gonzaga than selfish, greedy Olympic festivities, I find that valid professionals. At least the collegiate reasons for sending our professional athletes would be there for the right athletes of all sports to the Olympic reasons. Games are becoming few and far They would play with between. incomparable passion and heart; In recent years, the United exactly what made the 1980 US States has been disgraced by some of Olympic Hockey team so special. its teams that supposedly featured That team had no stars, no “the greatest players on Earth”. Prime individuals. They played as a team, example: the 2004 US Men’s Olympic and they were a group of kids that Basketball team. the average American can relate to That was a team that was said to and cheer for. contain the 12 greatest players in the The Olympics are truly about world (though Kobe Bryant, Shaquille the unknowns: Michael Phelps O’Neal, and Kevin Garnett, among attempting to swim for eight Gold others were missing) and a Hall of medals, Misty May and Kerri Walsh Fame coaching staff that included teaming up for beach volleyball gold, Larry Brown and Greg Popovich. and Jennie Finch leading America’s Basketball, specifically, is softball team to victory. supposed to be a game by the The games are not for overpaid Americans and for the Americans. Argentina, teams that could not be Not only are the players being and underachieving professionals But this did not seem to be the case considered powerhouses if they were embarrassed, they simply do not want who do not understand the in the 2004 World Basketball put into a college basketball to be there. They do not want to risk importance of the history of the Championships. tournament, let alone in games an injury that could jeopardize their Olympic Games. That team comprised of NBA against professionals. next seven figure contract. To truly make these Olympics stars finished as the Bronze Do you hear something? It When did the allure of of the future a spectacle to behold, medalists, something they should be sounds to me like the footsteps of representing one’s country go away? America must once again send our ashamed of. They lost their three foreign athletes who are gaining Don’t athletes take pride in amateur athletes to represent games to Puerto Rico, Italy, and ground on America at a rapid and America’s athletic excellence? what the United States is all about: eventual Gold medal winner, seemingly unstoppable pace. The solution to the problem, you hard work, heart, and determination. Palestra: palace of college hoops Next Mike Dougherty ‘06 wonderful competition than game from the moment you step time in Philadelphia, a city where sports in inside”, he said. Some would say that college general is a facet of everyday life. The It isn’t just the fans that make basketball is the best thing going in city is home to basketball legends like the Big 5 what it is; it also can be Sports... sports today. Wilt Chamberlain and Sonny Hill. contributed to the intensity between When this topic is brought up, Another reason for the the players, many of whom are the casual fan thinks that the big name historic tradition is the arena that Philadelphia natives, and the coaches. schools like Duke and North Carolina the games take place in. The This is a city series that has featured have the best rivalries, but the real Palestra is basketball; it is a players such as Aaron McKie, Jameer - An interview with Dan fans realize that the Big 5 and the building made only for basketball. Nelson, Eddie Jones, and Guy tripleheaders that occur at the When you step inside it is like Rodgers. Betteridge, WTHS’ Palestra. walking back in time, where it This is also a series that has latest 1000 point scorer. Latin for a public place in lacks in luxury boxes, corporate held tons of coaches with tons of ancient Greece for training and suites, and giant scoreboards it different characteristics, from the practice, the Palestra is where the makes up for in intensity and fiery intensity of John Chaney to most historic rivalries are found. intimacy. the calm teaching style of Phil The whole idea behind the Big 5 The building itself is very Martelli. - Spring sports previews. was to give Philadelphia a chance to small holding only a little more than It is all of these reasons rolled present the best basketball it has to 8,000 people. It feels like the fans up into the Big 5 that make it the offer. are on top of the court. most unique and storied series in The Big 5 is the purest “The Palestra is to college sports. - Cheerleading’s 7th “conference” in college basketball basketball what Fenway Park and That is why this is the perfect because of the teams in it: Penn, Wrigley Field are to baseball,” thing for the perfect city to host the straight conference title. Villanova, St. Joe’s, La Salle, & Temple wrote John Feinstein in his book, event. With all of its history behind are all located within a 17 mile radius. A Season Inside. it doesn’t look like the Big 5 is going And what better city to host this “It is a place where you feel the anywhere. WTHS The Patriot Page 23 The Sports Authorities Future of ‘The Answer’ questioned Iverson has ceased to be an asset in Philly Mike Dougherty ‘06 court also hurts. While on the court play with the over-shooting guard. Iverson is one of the most fierce There has yet to be a player out Allen Iverson is having a great players in the league, off the court he there who can play with Iverson and season, one of the best in his career. consistently doesn’t show up or is late be good enough to make this team a Despite this, the Philadelphia 76ers to practice and in the off season does contender, but that wouldn’t matter need to trade him soon. very little weight lifting or training. because the team is over the salary This basketball team can’t win cap by an outstanding $16 million. the way it is put together, and since There has yet to be a Iverson is making too much this is the case, the Sixers have to money, but it isn’t just his contract blow up the nucleus. The only place player out there who can that harms the Sixers. It is players to start is with one of the most play with Iverson and be like Samuel Dalembert, Kyle Korver, beloved players that has played in and Webber, who are making tons of Philadelphia. good enough to make unearned money. Some things that hurt Iverson have this team a contender... That all falls on the back of the nothing to do with his skills, what hurts General Manager and President Billy him is the fact that he is a very small One more knock against Iverson King, who has given out too much money player, listed at 6’0”, although he is is that he takes too many shots; this and has failed to turn this team into a Despite his talent, does Iverson likely closer to 5’10” or 5’11”. is true as he averaged over 27 shots legitimate long term contender, but that Because of his size he is a liability per game last year. is another story for another day. still have what it takes to put on defense. A bigger guard can simply Because of this it is hard to find One thing that may have the Sixers in contention? back him down for an easier shot. other players to compliment stopped the front office of the Sixers trigger on what would be a blockbuster Iverson supporters would argue Iverson. Countless attempts have from making this deal in years past is deal, they must do it soon. that he is consistently at the top of been tried; first it was a young Larry that Iverson’s presence alone would Iverson’s trade value is the league in steals, but this is due to Hughes, but there weren’t enough guarantee a sold out stadium every decreasing fast. There isn’t anything the fact that he rarely guards his basketballs on the court for the two of night. But with attendance drastically else A.I. can give you that he hasn’t assigned man. Instead, he plays the them. down this year, this isn’t an excuse already, and no matter what he does, passing lanes, solely looking for the Others like Tony Kukoc, Matt anymore. the team is only good enough to linger takeaway. Harpring, and Chris Webber have all Trading Iverson makes sense and around the playoffs and get bounced Iverson’s work ethic off the made comments of how hard it is to if the 76ers are going to pull the in one of the early rounds. In dollars and sense, trade talk without merit Rob Czyzewicz ‘06 As great a season as he had that making it impossible to either move Samuel Dalembert for a proven, year, he is currently having the best him or sign additional free agents. playoff tested veteran (preferably The casual fan may think that season of his career, according to his As far as trading Iverson is one who can play defense). it is time for the 76ers to move Allen statistics. He is averaging a career high concerned, the move simply would not The name Mike Bibby would Iverson, but when closely examined, 33.6 points per game, and an make sense. The Sixers could not get sound pretty nice, as he could handle such a move would prove very costly impressive 7.4 assists per game, good anything of value for him. First of the ball and allow Iverson to play the for the team. While this squad for eighth in the league. all, Iverson makes $16.5 million per shooting guard, which he would cannot win a championship as it is season according to the website, probably be better suited to do. currently assembled, it is in no way At the current time, the InsideHoops.com. Iverson knows that he is getting Iverson’s fault. best chance for this team In the NBA, for a trade to occur, older. It will remain a goal of his to He has several attributes that player salaries must match on both win a championship before he retires. are invaluable to any franchise, and to win is to ride Allen sides, within 15 % of each other. It would not make sense to deal him, the Sixers are fortunate to have him. Iverson as far as he will There are no players of equal or but it would instead be smart to see if Running a basketball team is a take them. greater value than Iverson, and one help is available for one last run at a business, and Iverson is the reason could not simply trade him for title before it is too late. that their business is thriving. Simply Instead of trading him now, the nothing in return. put, he is the reason that fans go to Sixers should take advantage of him GM Billy King needs to try to The Sports Authorities welcome the games. being at his peak before his skills start trade Webber, but if that is not opinions on this issue. If you have The energy, determination, and declining. At 30 years old, he probably possible (and it likely isn’t), he any ideas for future debates. Email heart that he exudes each and every has four or five years left, and if needs to try to package other them or future debate topics to night is enthralling for any basketball Philadelphia wants a championship, players such as Kyle Korver and [email protected] fan. It is quite a sight to see when the they need to surround him with 6’0" guard slashes his way to the basket championship-caliber players. Winter Sports Results (as of Feb. 28) without fear. Though Iverson has never been That being said, the goal of a great at working with others, he has Boys Swimming: 7-4 Girls Basketball: 19-7 franchise is to win. At the current never had winners around him. Keith Qualified: State Team Tournament Qualified: State Team Tournament time, the best chance for this team to Van Horn, Matt Harpring, and win is to ride Allen Iverson as far as Dikembe Mutombo were never Girls swimming: 8-3 Boys Bowling: 13-5 enough. Chris Webber is no different. he will take them. If you recall, in Qualified: State Team Tournament 2000-01, the Sixers rode ‘The Answer’ The team seems to be in a bind, Girls Bowling: 12-5 all the way to the NBA finals. It was however, as Webber’s contract does the single-handed effort of Iverson not end for 3 years, and he is owed Boys Basketball: 21-5 that got them there. almost $60 million over that span, Qualified: State Tournament Wrestling: 8-14

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