FR IDAY, 15 TH FEBRUARY, 2019 – Keep the Cat Free – ISSUE 1714 Felix

The Student Newspaper of Imperial College London FR IDAY, 15 TH FEBRUARY, 2019 FELIX EDITORIAL CONTENTS EDITORIAL 2 Happy Valentine's Day NEWS 3-5 jaba – Felix any opinions of the less The Felix Team y D Ed COMMENT 6-7 his week, I've d ito than glowing content we An r Editor-in-Chief not done it well often include about the Andy Djaba POLITICS 8 at all. Much like university. Would she • Ole Gunnar quiz me on the origins Deputy Editor MUSIC 9-13 TSolskjaer's Manchester and cultural significance Joanna Wormald United, I've been lulled of the Felix centrefold, • ARTS 14-19 into a false sense of se- like the Provost did last News Editor curity by the relatively Joanna Wormald term? Alas, she kind of • BOOKS 22-23 smooth running of the ran off before we had the Politics Editors last few issues. How- chance to have a proper Avirup Banerjee FILM 24 ever, the honeymoon conversation. I had been Divyen Vanniasegaram period is over and, with hoping to grab her for a Juan Rubio Gorrochategui GAMES 26-27 this issue, I've come quick interview but sadly • crashing back down to it was not to be. I'm sure Comment Editors TRAVEL 28 Earth. Maybe not in as our paths will cross again. Aida Manzano Kharman Charlie Titmuss embarrassing fashion This week, the paper • SUSTAINABILITY 29 as only mustering one includes a rundown of Science Editors shot on target at home in the most hotly anticipated Rosie Dutt INVESTMENT 30-31 the Champions League, awards show of the year, Eyad Abuelgasim but it is 8pm and I still the 4th Annual Neighbour- Henry Alman C&S 32-33 have a page and a half of HOOD Grammys. For Sânziana Foia News and a double page that reason, the Music • HANGMAN 36-37 Music spread to finish... hall I compare iki, do you section easily snatches Tech Editor Krithika Balaji This time last year, thee to a Sum- love me? Are the Section of the Week Haaris Asghar PUZZLES 38 I was at a Jorja Smith mer's Day, hot you riding? prize this week (a subtle • concert watching my and sweaty in the Say you'll reminder to the Arts Arts Editors SPORTS 39-40 babes perform. Who'd SWest Basement. Knever ever leave from Section that, in the words Claire Chan have thought just one beside me. of J Hus, this competition Helen Money-Kyrle year later, I'd be spending oses are red, is "all about quality not Vaishnavi Gnanananthan my Valentine's Day in a violets are I can't think of anymore quantity"). Special shout- • Felix Office Books Editors Beit Quad, Prince Consort basement with a bunch blue, I'm stuck sadly. Anyway, on reflec- out to the Books Section- JJ Cheng Road of dudes. In the immortal in this base- tion this has been an inter- for once again providing London, SW7 2BB • words of Clean Bandit, Rment from 9 'til 2 (am). esting week. There have an extremely compelling Music Editors Tel: 020 79548072 "there's no place I'd rather been a number of devel- read - definitely skip to Simran Kukran Email: [email protected] be". Anyway, perhaps it's he breeze blows opments in the News and that section if you have Adrian LaMoury felixonline.co.uk the romance in the year softly through this also marks the week a chance (after you've Henry Eshbaugh @feliximperial because I'm in a very my fingers as I that I finally met our Pres- finished taking in the Asad Raja • Printed by Mortons Media poetic mood. I've taken type this edito- ident, Alice Gast (if you #HOODGrammys2019 of Group, Boston Road, Film Editors Horncastle, Lincolnshire the liberty of writing a Trial, thinkin 'bout you. don't count me shaking course). Anyway, I'm out. Mikhail Demtchenko few short Valentine's her hand at Graduation). I Happy Valentine's Day! Registered Newspaper Sung Soo Moon ISSN 1040-0711 poems (this has nothing must admit, I was slightly Aidan Chan to do with me trying to fill nervous ahead of meeting • Copyright (c) Felix 2017 up space right now): her, wondering if she Investment Editor reads the paper and has Tom Alston • Food Editors Eva Tadros Julia Dąbrowska • Travel Editor Joana Correia • Sustainability Editors Artur Donaldson Monami Miyamoto • Puzzles Editors Lorenzo Silvestri Lisa Hey • Sports Editor Imraj Singh Fergus Johnson • Copy Editors Rhidian Thomas Isabelle Zhang Shervin Sabeghi Calum Drysdale 2 Jia Qi Tan FELIX ISSUE 1714

NEWS [email protected] Union to scrap breakfast offering following huge losses

NEWS on, they’re earning £8-9 an hour, they’re there for Andy Djaba five hours – you’re minus Editor-in-Chief £20 a day. If we carried it on, it’s predicted to cost us £8000, just because of staffing costs outweighing The trial of Union the food performance.” Breakfast has come Claudia Caravello, to an end, just five Deputy President (Fi- nancial Services), was months after its allegedly not consulted launch prior to the decision being made, highlighting a possible disconnect mperial College between members of Union announced the Senior Management its decision to Group (SMG) and the cancel its breakfast student-elected Officer Ioffering following sub- Trustees. One member of stantial financial losses. staff commented, “largely From Monday 18th Feb- it’s been Julia and SMG ruary, Union Breakfast taking things on”. will cease to be served In an e-mail informing and the opening hours in Union staff of the decision FiveSixEight will revert to end Union Breakfast, to 12pm. The decision was Julia Mattingley, Head taken a week ago, with the of Commercial Services, breakfast offering being stated: “I am extremely The most important meal of the day // Imperial College London described as causing the proud of the effort, cre- “The breakfast project Union to “absolutely ativity and willingness came about as a result set us up for the future Rob informed Felix that, but, at this point, we need haemorrhage money”. of our amazing Bars & of the five year Com- and ensure the long term “Claudia has been putting to actually look at all the Speaking to Felix, Rob Catering team to take on a mercial Strategy and a viability of our outlets in a lot of work into the food information we got, the Tomkies, Union President, new project at the busiest steer towards extending order to better serve our offering on campus with customer feedback, the said: “There was an initial time in our year and and improving our food membership.” Campus Services because performance reports and spike in the performance without full resources. offer generally across the After the disastrous they have a considerably so on. Actually try and of sales and so on, which You’ve worked hard and Commercial Services, to performance of Union bigger budget than us, figure out why is it that is obviously really good, it hasn’t gone unnoticed.” include bar food, func- Breakfast during its trial, they can do all sorts of we’re only making £17 a but actually it then started Union Breakfast was tions catering and retail stakeholders, such as stu- things.” day. Why is it only four to peter out. Towards announced in response to grab ‘n’ go. The work first dents and Union staff have Despite the failure of people are having food the end, we’d get about the the widely unpopular started on the early stages raised the question of why this short-lived breakfast here each day? When it £16-17 net a day, and that’s decision to scrap breakfast of the breakfast project in the trial was launched in trial, students are being comes round to next budg- without staffing costs or in the Senior Common April 2018 with a view the first place without firm reassured that this does eting, look at what the anything, which equates Room (SCR) at the start to launching during the foundations already being not mark the end for lessons learnt are because to four meals a day. At of the 2017-18 academic Welcome period. We were in place. breakfast offerings on students do need food but which point, the decision year. Felix was provided always clear that this was According to Rob, campus. Reflecting on clearly what we’re doing was made that it wasn’t with a joint statement by a trial – as this was not competition with the this, Rob added: “We are at the moment isn’t what financially viable. If you Julia Mattingley and Rob something we had tried breakfast offering in the very much still looking they want”. have one staff member Tomkies: before – and there were Library Café was a sub- into reviewing breakfast several unknowns at stantial obstacle: “One of launch mainly due to the the main factors we strug- timing of the launch and gled with is the Library several operational chal- Café do run breakfast, lenges that we were (and it’s a very similar offering still are) experiencing at to our own and, overall the time. We got amazing Campus Services put feedback from our mem- in £1m subsidy a year. bership which we will Which means they can factor into all of our future go down to costs that we plans going forward. We literally just can’t match.” have taken the decision This comes as the to cease breakfast service latest development in the for the time being in order ongoing efforts being to lay firm foundations. made to improve the cater- These foundations will ing offerings on campus. No more // Imperial College London Scrapped! // Imperial College London 3 FR IDAY, 15 TH FEBRUARY, 2019 FELIX FELIX ISSUE 1714

NEWS [email protected] NEWS [email protected] Imperial to launch arts fellowship Imperial hospitals face £650m repair bill

NEWS weekly drop-ins and free financial restraints.” artist I would LOVE to do NEWS repair bill of £312m) in of Cambridge had her workshops. Specialised Applications are now this Fellowship myself!” Hammersmith, St. Mary’s three children, affected Andy Djaba support will also be open and current under- The deadline for ap- Andy Djaba in Paddington and Ham- its maternity services and Editor-in-Chief provided through four 1:1 graduate and postgraduate plications is 10th March Editor-in-Chief mersmith Hospital are forced women hoping to mentoring sessions with a students are being invited 2019, with shortlisted facing total costs of about give birth at the hospital professional artist, a ma- to apply. To apply, artists artists to be contacted in £650m for high-risk and to make alternative ar- terials bursary of £500 for must write a 250 word May 2019 and interviews significant-risk repairs. rangements. The Blyth Art experimentation/ to make statement about their work to take place in June The three hospitals Speaking to The Sunday This revelation comes Fellowship will provide new work, an annual and how they plan to use 2019. Shortlisted artists with the biggest Times, a spokesperson following an investigation sustained creative Fine membership Tate card and the opportunity, aswell will be required to bring urgent repair bills are for the Imperial College by The Sunday Times through free subscription as sending three jpegs of ten original artworks to Healthcare NHS Trust into the 102% increase Art support for current to Blyth Drawing evening recent work (300dpi, max their interview. For more all part of the Imperial responded: “Our staff are over the last three years Imperial students for classes. 1MB each) via email to information and how to College Trust still managing to provide in the total sum needed the 2019/20 academic Mindy Lee, Head of Art [email protected] apply, please visit:http:// very advanced care in to eradicate the NHS year at the Blyth Centre, said: using the subject heading, www.imperial.ac.uk/mu- buildings that are simply maintenance backlog “We know there are ‘Blyth Art Fellowship sic-and-arts/visual-arts/ Three west London hos- not fit for purpose.” of “high-risk” and “sig- Data is for the 2017-18 financial year // NHS Digital a lot of talented artists 2019’. art-fellowship/ pitals run by the Imperial In September 2018, nificant-risk” problems. nificant risk issues. throughout Imperial who Mindy, who is also a The Blyth Art Fel- College Healthcare NHS problems with the lifts This figure now stands at Significant risk repairs as those that “must be taff and students at are studying science. I professional artist, tutor lowship is the latest in a Trust are the most urgently at St Mary’s Hospital, over £3bn and has left an are those that “require addressed with urgent in safety liable to cause Imperial College wanted to further enhance and curator, added: number of opportunities in need of repair in the which is facing the second "alarming" hospitals are priority management” and priority in order to prevent serious injury and/or pros- London will be our creative support and “The Fellowship has for Imperial students to country. Charing Cross highest repair bill of "falling apart". “risk healthcare delivery catastrophic failure, major ecution. offered the oppor- reach out to provide a been written based on fel- get involved with Arts. (which is the hospital £229m and is the hospital Urgent repair bills or safety”. The NHS disruption to clinical Stunity to have their artistic more formal and sustained lowships for professional The Blyth Gallery, located with the highest urgent at which the Duchess include high and sig- defines high-risk repairs services or deficiencies and creative talents nur- provision of 1:1 mentor- artists and in response on Level 5 of the Sherfield tured through a new arts ing and access to a regular to student feedback. It Building, is also currently Blyth Art Fellowship // Blyth Arts Centre fellowship starting in drawing class for excep- is an incredibly exciting holding its Annual Open October 2019. tionally talented students. opportunity. It will enrich Call for exhibitions. This to have their art on display ac.uk/music-and-arts/ The Blyth Art Fellow- The cost of art materials a student’s knowledge. represents an opportunity in the Bltyh Gallery for the visual-arts/want-to-exhib- ship, a new initiative run and visiting exhibitions I cannot wait to receive for staff and students to next academic year. The it/ and click on Imperial Luna Terra Sol brand prioritises sustain- After a vibrant perfor- through Imperial’s Blyth can be prohibitive, so a the applications and receive free personalised deadline for applications College proposals. ability, using recycled mance from Imperial’s Music and Arts Centre, bursary and Tate card will look forwards to seeing guidance and support in is 10th March 2019. For fabrics and crafting the Belly Dancing Society, will provide support to be provided, to allow the what everyone has been developing their creative application guidelines, NEWS entertainment. collection in solar-pow- the second act kicked off students and staff through artist to explore free from making. As a professional ideas from Mindy Lee and visit http://www.imperial. First on was Polish ered factories. After a with the Ardill Larosi Helen Money-Kyrle designer Karol Cygan’s quick change, our models contemporary menswear Arts Editor collection, his bold and were back wearing An collection, followed by futuristic designs setting a Original Leroy, designed Kashida’s outerwear modern and exciting tone by Natasha Wright, in collection, pairing earthy for the show. Next up was bold and unapologetic coloured jackets with Heavenly bodies: the latest Appareal collec- neon prints, paired with simply embroidered Sir Michael Barber visits Imperial Imperial’s annual tion, designed by Olesya strangely charming scarves. Student-led Charity Fashion Show Nazarova, with sleek and Escape the Cloud laser-cut movement SolidariTee mysterious moon-grey jewellery by Imperial finished the Terra segment NEWS accompanied by Imperial students discussed their hailed stellar success outfits, tailored for the student designer Olivia of the show, whose shirts President, Professor Alice learning experience and “Topics of 21st century woman. The Gallupova. raise support for refu- Andy Djaba Gast, and the Provost, Pro- ran a demonstration of gees and whose profits Editor-in-Chief fessor Ian Walmsley, as the the Carbon Capture plant discussion n the evening go towards legal aid in visit began at the Carbon for Sir Michael, Profes- of Friday 8th Greece. Strut your stuff // Migpin Capture Pilot Plant in the sor Gast and Professor included February, Onto the final section make-up tutorials, with ACE Extension (ACEX) Walmsley. student the Union of the show; fashion guru colours inspired by crisis in Yemen. The show Imperial welcomed building. Dr. Colin Hale, Sir Michael's visit con- OConcert Hall was filled Nuno Lopes De Olivieria eyeshadows. The event closed with some moving the Head of the Office Senior Teaching Fellow cluded with a trip to the entrepre- Sir Michael Barber // Thomas Angus with a lively audience flies in from Macau for closed with lingerie, thank you’s from organ- for Students, Sir in the Department of Imperial Enterprise Lab. for the greatly antici- his second collection at notably the Made by Ava isers Marianne Gazet and Chemical Engineering, Following a short intro- neurship and students in attendance had Barber said: pated annual Imperial Imperial College Charity collection, of which each Izabella Higson, who Michael Barber was in attendance as duction by Liz Choonara, an opportunity to ask the "I’ve really loved College Charity Fashion Fashion Show. Inspired item was handmade. extended their thanks Chemical Engineering Head of Programmes the student guests questions. Topics meeting the students here. Show: Luna, Terra, Sol. by the gas giant Jupiter, Not only did the event to all who contributed, & Community at the experience at of discussion ranged from I’m very inspired by the Sponsored by Godiva where it rains diamonds, celebrate fashion and from the make-up artists ir Michael Bar- Imperial Enterprise Lab, student entrepreneurship students I’ve just met. and organised by the the models glittered their design, but all profits will and photographers, to the ber. the Head of “The event a number of student entre- Imperial” and the student experience You see the energy, the Fashion and Design way down the catwalk in support three deserving models who spent hours the Office for preneurs presented their at Imperial to the increas- creativity in the room. I Society in collaboration Nuno’s latest collection. charities, namely The El rehearsing and to the Students (OfS), ended with start-ups and fledgling ing cost of international think it’s a fantastic place with ICU RAG, the Featured in British and Salvador Project, The Na- DramSoc team behind Svisited Imperial College businesses, providing the a 'round table'-style dis- tuition fees and Imperial's to come and I’m hugely event brought together Italian Vogue, designer tional Autistic Society and, the scenes. A sleek and London on the morning a 'round- guests with an insight into cussion, chaired by Becky recognition on a global grateful to everybody models, dancers, sing- Nuno told Felix that his finally, Doctors without sparkly event for a good of Wednesday 13th Feb- table'-style the work of the Enterprise Neil, Imperial College scale. here who enabled me to ers, designers and an current work is partly Borders, where efforts cause, this year’s Fashion ruary. Lab. Union Deputy President Speaking to Felix after come visit." enthusiastic audience in inspired by the increas- are being focussed on Show was certainly a The OfS Head was discussion” The event ended with (Welfare), during which his visit, Sir Michael a whirlwind evening of The latest Appareal collection by Olesya Nazarova // ing popularity of online the current humanitarian memorable occasion. Migpin 4 5 FELIX ISSUE 1714

COMMENT [email protected] Union Reform has only just begun – now we need you This week comment writer Ansh Bhatnagar argues for your support for far reaching and enduring Union reform

COMMENT where it fails, what other student Unions do better, Ansh Bhatnagar and most importantly: Comment Writer how we can improve our own Union. Whether it be a modified version of fter a hefty Council or something debate about completely different, by my paper, with the end of it we will come many a discus- up with a proposal that the Asion being had about if we majority of the working need Union reform, when group will agree on, and we need Union reform, submit to Council for why we need Union it to be approved. Who reform, and how we knows, it might be the last should do Union reform, thing Council passes in its the paper was passed, current form! with an amendment limit- Any major changes to ing the scope of reform to the Union require a 2/3rd democratic engagement; majority vote at Council. currently done through This is incredibly hard Union Council and its to win, especially when subcommittees. proposing something this If you missed my huge. This is why we article last week, here is need to make sure that the a quick summary why I proposal has backing from want to shake things up all kinds of students – such at the Union. I believe as academic and wellbe- that the Union is currently ing reps, clubs and socie- not doing a great job of ties committee members, involving students in the management group vol- decision making process. unteers, council members, The procedure for the Officer Trustees, and even passing of motions for students who don’t hold an the improvement of the Beit has literally never looked this nice // Imperial Asset Library elected role. The changes student experience is often will affect the way that bureaucratic, new changes Groups, etc. Council are some of the for my paper. I was agreed and has approved a everyone participates with have to go through long Union Council is the hard-working and com- messaged by people who process for reform. the Union, so we need lots periods of exhaustive central democratic body mitted volunteers I know, said they were surprised Many senior volunteers of students to get involved and exhausting review of the Union. It’s where, in and if they weren’t, you’d that they could just show were concerned that and make sure that we before being implemented theory, the work of Officer expect the effectiveness to up to these meetings. this reform would lead get it right – after all, you (often lasting as long as Trustees (the elected fluctuate over the years. Despite the Union trying nowhere, especially with know better than we do or even longer than than President + Deputy Pres- The fact that it hasn’t been to communicate this year the spectre of third term how you interact with the a year or two!) and are idents) is scrutinised, and effective despite having that anyone can come to looming on the horizon. Union! incredibly inaccessible for where senior volunteers effective individuals Council and propose a Would it even be possible So come along to the the average student. This pass policy for the Union. sitting on it suggests that policy paper, non-voting to get the new structure discussions when you might mean that a change However, over the last the way Council is struc- member attendance has passed in time? This is want, contribute what you you set in motion could few years it has become tured is the source of the continued to be virtually where you step in; the pro- can, and get involved with only be enacted after increasingly clear that it problem – the structure non-existent. These are cedure to achieve a more a project that will make the you graduate. As a new hasn’t been successful in of the Union’s current the main reasons why I transparent, member- Union work better for you Council Rep last year, acting upon these princi- democratic processes do think we need a better led, and accessible in 2020 and beyond! Sign I faced a steep learning ples, with some volunteers not allow for our students democratic structure that Union needs students up for the working group curve that barred me from feeling that it’s one great to flourish and really lead allows for grassroots from all parts of campus at bit.ly/ICUReform, and getting more involved and big formality and that very the Union. participation and for our (and other campuses!) to contact me at ab4616@ this is an issue faced by little is actually achieved. Last week I put out a students to lead the way join in a “working group”. ic.ac.uk if you have any Council Reps every year, I don’t believe this is to do call in my article calling in how the Union is run. This group would meet questions or ideas for the as well as people on CSP with the people elected on on students to come to After I argued strongly for regularly and discuss Union! committees, Management to Council; the people on Council to show support change, Union Council where our Union succeeds, 6 FELIX ISSUE 1714

COMMENT [email protected] Voluntourism: wasting time abroad

Comment writer Sara Ahmed thinks that voluntourism is coming to a well-deserved end.

COMMENT Voluntourism is the vol- can be classified into the suffering they saw. these countries. This feeds trips, but instead to inform unteering done while on voluntourism are usually This leads to two major the second major issue: them on how to make their Sara Ahmed vacation and it is usually people lacking expertise issues, with one feeding that the root problems of time worthwhile. This can Comment Writer a non-recurring event in in the skills required. into the other. suffering countries are not be done by understanding someone’s life. It is usu- They therefore spend a Firstly, we must tackle addressed, as most people that volunteering trips ally a one-time experience week learning a new skill the mindset of the ‘be- are not even aware of what aren’t about helping the oluntourism, that you can use to beef instead of being produc- nevolent West’ having to they are. Volunteers are so poor, but rather learning short for volun- up your resume or to feel tive. This vicious cycle ‘rescue the poor’. This caught up in what they more about the crisis the teer tourism, is better about yourself. keeps repeating as, by thought process leads see that they don’t stop to country is in, understand- when someone If you are planning to the time people pick up a to Western intervention think about what the un- ing what its people are Vtravels abroad and volun- spend a week in Africa skill that might be useful, in countries where vol- derlying issues could be. going through, building teers while on vacation, to aid poverty-stricken they return home. Despite unteers may be needed. As these volunteers only relations, and finding out usually lasting a week or orphans, you should this fact, most volunteers For example, pictures see the suffering, their more about the country’s two. The glory days of probably reevaluate what leave with a completely of starving African misconceptions remain culture. Having a better voluntourism are slowly you are doing to help. In new mindset – that they children are being used and nothing is done to understanding between coming to an end. The theory, giving children must rescue people from in campaigns to draw address the fundamental different cultures can reality that it does more moral support, passing out the suffering they have people in, but this only issues. help bridge the gaps we harm than good in the long food and teaching English witnessed. It’s a noble convinces people that the This raises the question: are faced with, as once term is slowly dawning on sounds like the perfect thought, but this trend of poverty there can’t be is voluntourism doomed? we stop looking at these people. Before we contin- way to help. However, voluntourism shows that solved without Western No, it isn’t. I do not raise countries as charity cases ue, let me make it clear this couldn’t be further people don’t really learn intervention. The situation the issue of voluntourism we can begin to find a way that voluntourism is not from the truth. The people about the country they isn’t helped by the general so that people shy away to help build them up. the same as volunteering. whose volunteer work went to, or what causes lack of knowledge about from short volunteering

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POLITICS [email protected] London is at knife’s edge: fatal stabbings at record high How can we handle the situation?

POLITICS working with the Mayors and social opportunities office to help to solve to young people in a safe Aaron Hadley London’s problem. environment. Politics Writer They are often touted as great institutions for What else can be preventing youth crime and for collaborating with ondon has a knife done? police. But in the past three problem. By the years, funding has been time of writing, This is a good start, cut down by a third. In my ten people have but it does not tackle hometown, the youth club Ldied in 2019 from stab the heart of the matter. was forced to close. Some wounds. By the time Young people, especially research suggests that you are reading this, that those from disadvan- well-run youth clubs help number will likely have taged backgrounds, or reduce crime, but poorly increased by two or three. have mental health or funded and badly super- But people are not just behavioral issues, are vised clubs can encourage numbers on a spreadsheet. turning to crime. They do crime alongside other Lives are being lost, and social problems such a blanket of fear is de- as underage drinking. scending upon the youth The number of students of London. Knife crime “The young expelled from school has has increased year on are more increased year on year year since 2014, with the since 2013, hitting 35 greatest increase among vulnerable a day in 2015. School young people, namely spending on students was those between 13 -17. In to this kind cut by 8% since 2010, fact, there are over 1,000 with the greatest cuts recorded admissions to of crimes being sixth form funding hospital for young people crime, in both at 25%. Often, schools and a year just from stabbings, sixth forms do not have and this has risen by 60% carr knives the resources to address since 2013. Why is this the situation of problem- happening, and how can and being atic students or to offer we address it? Some of the victims killed by knife related crimes in 2018// The Guardian them additional support. It Experts refer to wounded from is now easier for schools knife crime as a ‘health an interesting analogy, schools are most likely every London school has them” to expel students than to problem’. They do this drivers who have taken within their age group to been offered access to allocate enough resources because knife crime lessons to learn how to commit offenses. They knife wands, to detect for them to continue. As spreads like a disease. If drive safely on ice are are also perfect targets for students carrying knives. well as tackling knives on knife crime were a disease, more likely to have an recruitment from gangs in 200 schools have taken this for several reasons. the street and the sale of then we are very close to a accident on ice, as they London. up the offer thus far. Firstly, teenagers are less knives to young people, pandemic scenario. More overestimate their own Glasgow once held one of well-off, and have less the government needs to and more teenagers are ability and become confi- the highest murder rates in resources and opportu- stop the source of these carrying knives because dent. The combination of What has been western Europe. But since nities available to them crimes, in a compassion- they are afraid. There is fear and false confidence treating knife crime as a than in previous years. ate way. Our youth are this illusion that carrying results in more and more done so far? health issue, the number Turning to crime can be not criminals: they are a knife will make you violent crimes, which of offensive weapons has very lucrative. It also vulnerable people who safer, that you are less has reached the highest In response to the dropped by 69% over a offers something to do have become victims of likely to be stabbed if you on record, over 250,000 problem, Sadiq Khan the decade. The number of and provides social op- fear and circumstances. carry a knife. However, offenses in London alone London mayor launched children and teenagers portunities. Students who The government must the opposite is true. The for 2017. a task force of 272 in murdered has dropped have fallen out of the state bring back funding for the escalation of a situation to The young are more February 2018, whom in to zero for five straight school system, through institutions that can help violence is far more likely vulnerable to this kind of the first six months made years (2011 – 2016). suspension or expulsion, them. given the false sense of crimes, in both carrying 1,361 arrests, and seized Experts who worked with are particularly vulnera- security and confidence knives and being wounded 340 knives and 40 fire Glasgow police to tackle ble to these motivations. people experience when from them. Students who arms. Inching closer to violent crime there have Youth services are a great carrying a knife. To give are expelled from state the source of the problem, since come to London, way to provide support 8 FELIX ISSUE 1714

MUSIC [email protected] Kendrick vs Kendrick: To Pimp A Butterfly or good kid m.A.A.d city? As the end of a decade in which Kendrick Lamar has dominated approaches, which of his records is truly the best?

MUSIC song of the year list. With between scenes from the brazen influences from lyricist’s adolescence with Miles Gulliford jazz, funk, and soul, the less regard for chronology Music Writer record is an ear opening than Quentin Tarantino, experience; every track its tales stitched together boasts instruments and by a collection of voice- en years ago textures a hip-hop histori- mails and conversation today, the name an would be hard pressed recordings that are surely Kendrick Lamar to find on any other now quintessential to the meant no more record in the genre. From hip-hop art form. The Tthan anyone else’s. The Thundercat’s bubbly licks moral of our young protag- now 31-year-old rapper slinking all over opener onists’ story is also played was still going by K-Dot ‘Wesley’s Theory’ to the out through these scenes, and would shortly receive skipping beat, warped, and first on ‘Sing About Me, a career-changing cosign increasingly trippy vocals I’m Dying of Thirst’, from Lil Wayne. Today (courtesy of a Sufjan where Lamar encounters he is one of the best Stevens sample) of ‘Hood an elderly neighbour known and certainly most Politics’, Lamar’s bold ex- (Maya Angelou), who respected artists in music. perimentalism serves the offers him baptism as the Criss-Cross! Everybody clap your hands! // Wikimedia With twelve Grammys record well. ‘For Free?’ beginning of a new life. and four platinum records brings a wailing big band The wordsmith’s mother in pushing hip-hop’s rap’s habit of impossibly record. under his belt – not to men- to Lamar’s caricaturish also makes an appearance borders, but creating hyperbolic braggadocio: In many ways it is good tion the first Pulitzer prize demands for wealth from on the album’s penulti- something original, “pray my dick get big that Lamar has delivered awarded to a non-classical an exploitative record mate track, advising him intelligent, and catchy as the Eiffel tower / so I his powerful message in or jazz musician – few industry (“I need forty to follow music and “tell from its building blocks. can fuck the world for 72 two distinct and thorough- can claim to have been so acres and a mule / not a his story”. Lamar’s first major label hours”. While this leaves ly cinematic masterpieces; successful in both critical 40 ounce and a pit bull”) TPAB on the other hand, release cruises over lush, Kendrick open to criticism fans of the catchy hooks and commercial fields. blending together to takes a more refreshing dark samples, with addic- of having his message too of GKMC might not hear But as the 2010’s – or create a surreal swagger. approach with tracks con- tively catchy rhythms and easily missed, lines like out TPAB’s seven-minute teens, as this decade may Another standout moment cluded by a spoken word hooks that make it both “all I see is strobe lights spoken word conclusion, be (hopefully not) known from ‘u’ sees a distant poem – one which grows an engrossing experience blinding me in my hind- while those enjoying – draw to an end, music sample hopping seeming- as Kendrick’s journey and a fitting backdrop sight” and “this is cul-de the complexity of TPAB fans everywhere must ask ly at random from ear to through fame and racial for any party. With more sac and plenty cognac and might not tolerate the themselves, “what was the ear in your headphones, politics goes on. Only on typical, though nonethe- major pain” prove he has simple riffs of bangers best album the decade?” while K-Dot murmurs to the final track is it read less gorgeous, production more than enough skill to like ‘m.A.A.d City’. The For many the answer will himself, suicidal and de- in its completed form, than TPAB, the record is a eloquently balance catchi- constant between the two be a project by Kendrick pressed in his hotel room, alongside an “interview” fun and fascinating listen ness with harsh reality. records is the man behind Lamar – but which? The creating a supremely between Lamar and for hip-hop fans, instru- TPAB is not without its the mic – Kendrick Lamar decision may at least palpable moment. Tupac, sculpted from old mentals laced with detail shortcomings; critiqued whose myriad voices, be narrowed; only two interview clips and finally (and a healthy helping of for its self-indulgence, it’s dense rhymes, and ingen- of Duckworth’s records a second poem, this time Outkast influence) that often dense. Abuzz with ious wordplay never cease pack the lyrical, musical “Lush, dark fleshing out the metaphor suit attentive listening intense lyrics, complex to amaze. and conceptual punch to of the inner butterfly – as well as relaxation. harmonies, and rhythms In my opinion however, be up for consideration. samples, with “talent…thoughtfulness” Lyrically Kendrick had with song structures that To Pimp A Butterfly is While both Section.80 addictively within a “prisoner of the found the formula: flip a veer off into new territory simply a more compelling and DAMN., have many streets”, who exploits hip-hop trope on its head without warning, this and original piece of art, a good quality between catchy rhythms his artistic streak to his with a hook that sounds record can be challenging, achieving something com- them, neither match the advantage, with turmoil as if the trope were being even on repeated listens. pletely unique on tracks precision and cohesion and hooks” ensuing. While both in- followed. The results? Dense harmonies on like ‘u’, ‘For Sale?’, and of our two contenders: To terlude styles hem songs Hits like ‘Swimming tracks like ‘Alright’ and a significant remainder of Pimp A Butterfly and good together effortlessly and Pools (Drank)’, ‘Backseat ‘Complexion (A Zulu its track listing – as well kid, m.A.A.d city. One of Duckworth’s deliver a message similar Freestyle’, and ‘Bitch Love)’ might centre their as delivering its message Critical heavyweight To greatest talents is un- beyond coincidence, Don’t Kill My Vibe’, lyrics’ reflection on black more precisely. Earning Pimp A Butterfly (TPAB) doubtedly his storytelling TPAB brings a more earning the record triple culture, but at the price of it, in my eyes, a place at clocks in with eleven ability and both records unique frame for its 16 platinum status. encumbering the grooves the top of Lamar’s discog- Grammy nominations, bring it in spades, both tracks to the table, as well GKMC’s setting in of the tracks. Contrasting- raphy. five wins, and platinum drawing from and drama- as allowing it to deliver its Lamar’s youth provides ly simple, raw tracks like status. ‘How Much A tizing his personal experi- message more powerfully. the perfect backdrop for ‘The Blacker the Berry’ What’s your album of Dollar Cost’ even earned ence to build a meaningful GKMC has an appeal him to critique everything and ‘i’ are more than the decade? Let us know the top spot on Obama’s narrative. GKMC hops that lies not so much from drinking culture to welcome by the end of the at [email protected] 9 FR IDAY, 15 TH FEBRUARY, 2019 FELIX FELIX ISSUE 1714

MUSIC [email protected] MUSIC [email protected] Noonday Dream revisited: How one gig opened my eyes to the full beauty of Ben Howard’s latest album

In their place are powerful music video for ‘Nica Ben’s newfound maturity and powerful, is followed and noisy sound of the Released back in June 2018, Ben Howard’s Noonday lyrics which are at times Libres At Dusk’, Ben and contentment with by ‘Boat To An Island On following track, ‘The abstract and poetic, at is present, but his face living in the present. The Wall’, a seven-minute Defeat’, even more arrest- Dream was drastically unlike any of his previous works, times direct and profound, is never visible. This This opening track is odyssey which gradu- ing and powerful. Here, but always sung with rejection of fame was also fantastic because of the ally builds, ending in a a distorted saxophone dividing fans and critics alike. Initially panned by many charming restraint. The apparent during the live lyrics, but also because of distorted guitar solo that provides the backbone instrumentals are softer, show, where the spotlight the intense sonic disparity provides an appreciated for a compelling and un- (music writer Alex Large included) for its sombre and denser and more interest- was trained on Ben from between verse and chorus. moment of heaviness in settling track that stands ing than previous albums, behind, transforming him As the album opener, the the track list. out in the list, providing desolate tones , the album is a slow burner that has to with less reliance placed into an elusive silhouette. verses are surprisingly ‘What The Moon paranoia and unease that on a finger-picked guitar, A number of lyrics unsettling, with an unre- Does’ is another highlight contrasts well with the be experienced live to be fully appreciated. and still contain moments reflect Ben’s newfound lenting guitar loop that (although almost every sincere and honest tone of of intensity that lend the interest in simplicity and refuses to shift, and the song is a highlight), and the previous songs. album a good sense of peace, enjoyment of the first line “Door is locked maintains the intensity Following this inten- MUSIC clear and well-crafted and desolate music that pacing and variety. present, and an appre- / My gums are bleeding”, that the previous song sity is another moment NOONDAY DREAM song structures and Ben’s was still transparently The primary theme ciation of nature. Like combining to create a dis- established with a driving of quiet, ‘A Boat To An passionate, emotional emotive and direct, with of this Noonday Dream, many profound things, orientating, uneasy mood. and propulsive guitar lead. Island Pt. 2 / Agatha’s delivery. clear melodies and song evidenced both in the these lyrics can seem However, this uncomfort- Lyrically, Ben reflects on Song’, which is the only It was evident, there- structures that could be newly restrained sound simplistic and banal when able sound transforms the purpose of his music, track that the album could Artist: Ben Howard. Label: fore, that Ben had disa- parsed without requiring and Ben’s lyrics, is an read or stated plainly, but with the chorus, becoming and also demonstrates his have done without. The Island. Top Tracks: Nica vowed the upbeat tone much focused attention. appreciation for the little paired with the evocative blissful and euphoric, newfound affinity for a ambient drone is pretty, Libres at Dusk; Towing the of Every Kingdom that I shelved the album, things, for a quiet, modest music and Ben’s sincere and the preceding unease simple life: “Feed the dog but at just shy of 5 minutes Line; What The Moon Does; had brought him fame, thinking he had lost his life, more reminiscent of delivery, they often strike contributes greatly to / Walk a mile / Most things it overstays its welcome, Someone In The Doorway; and his biggest hits. The passionate spark and gone a well-travelled poet than you as both aspirational the newfound feeling of now / Make me smile”, with a barely existent Murmurations. For Fans first trajectory of Ben’s oddly tame. a celebrity. The album art and inspiring. From the salvation and safety. may seem saccharine and structure that makes the Of: Bon Iver; Damien Rice; sound was from youthful However, after and promotional music opening track, ‘Nica After this comes reductive when read here, song vague and nebulous. Is that Kevin Parker in the background? // Wikimedia José González. 50 minutes innocence to a more attending a live show video mirror this inten- Libres at Dusk’, the lyrics ‘Towing the Line’, a quiet but is delivered with such The final song, ‘Mur- mature, sombre tone, and this January, the music tion; on the cover, Ben “Now I am older / I don’t and understated song con- sincerity that it becomes murations’, mirrors the feelings of unease, with extra layers of lush we had a good time” is apparent on Every Alex Large Noonday Dream demon- clicked. These live perfor- blends in with his sur- look over my shoulder sisting primarily of Ben’s heart-warming. first track by creating and, like ‘Nice Libres’, instrumentation and beautiful in its directness Kingdom for producing Music Writer strates a second shift: mances were just as subtle roundings, barely visible, / I know what is there in vocals, a muted guitar, and The interlude track extreme beauty through the choruses provide drums. Again, charming and understatement, and radio-friendly ballads, from extreme approacha- and understated as their less an attention-seeking front of me” provide the subtle vocoder backing ‘All Down The Mines’ dissonance, but this a contrast so gorgeous lyrics display Ben’s ap- (again) the sincerity with Ben has developed a bility, to a heavier sound album counterparts, but performer than a piece of emotional climax of the vocals. This track, which provides a 47 second time the effect is even they feel transcendent, preciation for plainness which they are sung. sound that reflects artistry en Howard has made compelling by raw the act of being present the environment. In the song, and demonstrate is somehow both delicate breather after the again more powerful. The redemptive. Each chorus and simplicity, sung in a This album is poetic, and honesty, a sound had an interest- displays of emotion, and in the same room as the propulsive and dance- verses are incredibly odd is short-lived, plunging triumphant and jubilant restrained, gorgeous, and which is more difficult, ing change in finally to a style that is far performer and his band, able ‘Someone In The and unsettling, with an the listener back into tone. “Missed the end of moving. It is incredibly less direct, but strikes sound through- more reserved, less atten- with full attention paid Doorway’, but also evil-sounding drone and darkness, before a final the world / And that was admirable that, instead of those who persevere with Bout his releases. His debut, tion grabbing, and more to the music, made their serves another purpose: to unsure, nervous singing. chorus brings you to just fine / Saw my family following the hit-making, its unique, subtle beauty. Every Kingdom, was full difficult to appreciate on a oblique beauty come to make the sudden, heavy The verses evoke intense the surface for good, for the holidays / And platinum-selling formula of uplifting indie-folk first listen. life. And the fact that Ben songs with sing-along chose to play these songs choruses and a (generally) almost exclusively struck carefree tone. His next “Powerful me as brave, considering release, The Burgh Island the marked difference in EP, marked a change in lyrics which tone between them and mood hinted at by the the songs most of the cover art; these songs are at times crowd no doubt wished were darker, but the shift abstract and to hear. It was admirable from naiveté to moodi- that Ben stuck to his guns ness made the music more poetic, at times and didn’t play a single compelling; optimistic sing-along hit that he must melodies and lyrics were direct and now see as childish, and replaced with moments demonstrates great faith of soul-bearing emotional profound, but in the new material. potency which were far always sung With a newfound appre- more exciting in their ciation for both the music honesty and vulnerability. with charming and Ben’s artistry, I revis- His sophomore album, ited the album, and found I Forget Where We Were, restraint” a veritable treasure trove continued to eschew the of beauty. The simple, light-hearted ballads that catchy choruses of Every brought him fame, and Because of this unex- Kingdom are gone, and so again featured album art pected change in accessi- too are the dark, torment- to broadcast this intention. bility, when I first listened ed screams of passion The majority of the songs to Noonday Dream, I was that provided many of were dark and complex, disappointed. I’d grown the most potent moments yet kept accessible by to expect melancholic from his previous album. Day after day, alone on a hill... // Island 10 11 FR IDAY, 15 TH FEBRUARY, 2019 FELIX FELIX ISSUE 1714

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tunes. Headie One led the for him to really enter his contributors. The three as as Trap Michael likens current machina- tures-wise, the award has NeighbourHOOD Grammys 2019 drill charge with ‘Know bag and give us the music R&B crooners join forces Jackson, would have tions of the music industry to go to Lil Baby, by virtue Better’. that we deserve from him? to craft some magic here. swept this category with to slavery, where artists of the fact he dropped Dave & Fredo had a It might sound selfish, but Ultimately, the awar his unique and almost are trapped in 360 deals three solid projects in his massive achievement we’re really hoping Gigi had to go to Gunna and Lil disrespectfully hard verse which are not only diffi- breakthrough year. Editor-in-Chief, Andy Djaba, is joined by the NeighbourHOOD Grammys Committee, Walé Osikomaiya, Jamell with their ‘Funky Friday’ Hadid breaks his heart so Baby. The dynamic duo on Travis Scott’s ‘CAN’T cult to get out of, but also banger, which made it to he can give us a classic and direct descendants of SAY’. When someone is take significant amounts Producer of the Samuels and Jamil Wallace, to bring you the most hotly anticipated awards show of the year, #HOODGrammys2019 number one. R&B album for the ages. Young Thug join forces giving you a look with a of the artist’s revenue, Year This category ulti- almost as well as Gohan guest spot on their album, leaving them trapped in mately came down to a Collab Track of the and Trunks following the you are not meant to come what is almost a perpetual Tay Keith decision between Ambush Year fusion dance in Dragon- this hard. Especially if you cycle. He ends his verse MUSIC rapping ability prevents the rap game. Although MODE’ is a Drake and Jorja Smith | Isolation, R&B afficianado. Buzzworl’s ‘Jumpy ball Z to create one of the are relativeley unknown. demonstrating his resolve “Tay Keith, f*** these it from taking home the he has been rapping for Travis-infused banger of Kali Uchis It is a real shame that (Remix) and Unknown ‘Drip Too Hard’ year’s most infectious trap Don Toliver doesn’t care. to be and remain free, n****s up” Andy Djaba HOOD Grammy. a considerable amount epic proportions. Drake Teyana Taylor let Kanye T. Although the award bangers. The two have Drake had arguably the mentioning his past and Editor-in-Chief Book of Ryan is an of time, he is still able to comes through with a Kali Uchis’ Isolation is West get his hands on her almost went to Ambush Gunna & Lil Baby seemingly learnt from the best feature run in 2018 current escapades. autobiographical mas- deliver a solid project. new flow, fresh out of the a certified bop, however album because we suspect for his hypnotic “sweet mistakes of Future and and this was launched by terpiece. The album is The lyrics are deep and OVO sweatshop. The use its pop-leaning sound her vision for the project one” ad-lib, Unknown “Drip too hard, don’t Young Thug before them his verse on Blocboy JB’s Honourable Shoutouts Album of the Year by no means perfect but meaningful, resonating of distorted organs serves meant it was difficult to was far greater and her T emerged victorious. stand too close and have made sure to ‘Look Alive’ at the top of | J. Cole - ‘a lot’ [i am > i Royce makes up for the with the audience as he to give the track an eerie categorise as R&B and creativity was stifled by ‘Homerton B’ is the only You gon’ fuck around join forces at the start of the year. Drake did what was, 21 Savage] | J. Cole Daytona shortcomings by weaving delivers his message. feel and the beat change even more difficult to G.O.O.D. Music’s strict drill tune that you’re and drown off this wave” their careers, as their buzz Drake does - he floated on - ‘My Boy’ [Free Lunch - an introspective story of adds to the track’s unique justify as R&B Album of seven-track regime. allowed to catch a whine is about to enter its most the beat and stole the song EP, Wale] Pusha T his life into every song. Song of the Year flavour. Travis Scott the Year. Masego’s Lady Lady to at carnival and it not be feverish hype. This union for himself, whilst simul- With Daytona, Pusha serves as the orchestrator Jorja Smith’s Lost & is by far the smoothest weird. can only serve to improve taneously putting Blocboy Newcomer of the “It was written like T delivers a collection ‘SICKO MODE’ behind this track, bringing Found is another excellent listen of the year and, if their respective careers. JB on and catapulting the Year Nas but it came from of timeless luxury raps, Drake and Swae Lee in debut and would probably it weren’t for its neo-soul/ Honourable Shout- song into the top five. Quentin” living up to the album’s Travis Scott ft. Drake with perfect timing. take home Debut Album jazzy instrumentation outs | ‘Boasy’, Avelino | Feature Verse of This has become a tried- Lil Baby name. It’s does what of the Year, if not for taking it out of the con- ‘Money Right’, Dizzee the Year and-tested formula almost all the other albums in “I did half a Xan, 13 Honourable Shoutouts Cardi B. versation for R&B Album Rascal ft. Skepta | as old as time itself and it “Wah-wah-wah, bitch the 7-track G.O.O.D. hours ‘til I land | ‘Mob Ties’, Drake This category ultimate- of the Year, it would easily ‘Dancing Man’, J Hus Jay Z - ‘What’s Free’ shows no signs of failing I’m Lil Baby” Tay Keith //The Source Music roll out failed to Had me out like a ly came down to 6LACK have swept up an award. any time soon. do - making you want light” ‘Mob Ties’ is Drake’s and The Weeknd and, Free J Hus. J Hus needs Championships, Meek J. Cole ran features in Nominations | Kanye to re-up the album like love letter to the cruddy despite The Weeknd’s UK Song of the to be free so that Summer Drip Too Hard // Dredidit Mill 2018, seemingly running West | Metro Boomin | your local Pusha re-ups lifestyle he wishes to offering only being an EP, Year can officially begin - the Worldwide a campaign to jump on Wheezy | Boi1da | Murda on the pack. Production embrace. He tried it with the committee had to go sun won’t shine until the “On God, it’s off the every rapper’s tune and Beatz on the album has been ‘Headlines’ and failed with the lightskin sensei ‘Homerton B’ Bouff Daddy is free Nominations | ‘Potato head, this improv but it’s murder every beat. This is crafted with the precision but, with ‘Mob Ties’, he supreme, Abel. Salad’, A$AP Rocky no comedy unprecedented behaviour Although Boi1da, and brilliance we’ve seen has succeeded in adding a My Dear Melancholy, Unknown T R&B Song of the & Tyler, The Creator | Sign I fail? Hell nah from rap’s resident recluse Murda Beatz and Wheezy Daytona // Wikimedia from Kanye in the past. lavish touch to a lifestyle is The Weeknd in one Year ‘Wow Freestyle’, Jay (Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha)” but, after a lukewarm held it down with solid Here it’s displayed in a that few would under- of his rawest and most “Baby, bend ya’ back Rock ft. Kendrick Lamar reception to his K.O.D. production this year, there Nominations | AS- continuous uniform state “Young La Flame, he in stand. exposed forms to date. and then dig it” ‘Call Out My Name’ | ‘Reborn’, KIDS SEE album, this was an easy were three clear front- TROWORLD, Travis Scott of one sample-based Sicko Mode” // Hip-Hop We see Abel’s growth, not GHOSTS | ‘OTW’, way for him to remain runners in this category | Invasion of Privacy, instrumental after the Wired R&B Album of the only as an artist, but as a The Weeknd Khalid ft. Ty Dolla $ign & relevant and keep his - Metro Boomin, Kanye Cardi B | Black Panther, other. This, with Pusha’s Year person as he transitions 6LACK name in the conversation. West and Tay Keith. Various Artists | FM!, lyricism on the topic of the Nominations | ‘Mo from making music about “Girl, why can’t you Any number of J. Cole Having had a stranglehold Vince Staples | Victory inner-workings and trib- Bamba’, Sheck Wes | My Dear Melan- partying, drugs etc. to wait ‘til I fall out of This was the most hot- “No red hat, don’t Michael features could have been Lil Baby // Wikimedia over the NeighbourHOOD Lap, Nipsey Hussle | Book ulations of drug dealing ‘God’s Plan’, Drake | ‘I choly, having an EP solely ded- love?” ly-contested category and and Prince me and Ye” // selected for this nomina- Grammys Producer of the of Ryan, Royce da 5’9’’ represent the essence of Like It’, Cardi B icated to dealing with his proved the most difficult YouTube tion but, in the end, it went Nominations | Gunna Year award since its incep- hip-hop, spanning from The Weeknd feelings of heartbreak. It’s for us to reach a decision. to his verse on J.I.D.’s | Blocboy JB | Sheck Wes tion four years ago, this ASTROWORLD the Big Daddy Kane’s Although Cardi B’s in- a bittersweet moment to To be honest, the winner Nominations | Don project. J. Cole impressed year saw Metro Boomin’s marked Travis’ Gradua- to the Jay-Z’s. Despite fectious party tune ‘I Like “And I know right now see ones sensei go through of this category changes Toliver - ‘CAN’T SAY’ by keeping pace with the Blocboy JB and Sheck dominance start to wane. tion moment - when his its brevity, Daytona is a It’ and Sheck Wes’ ubiq- that we’re not talkin’ such feelings of turmoil, depending on mood. [ASTROWORLD, Travis rapid spitter J.I.D. and Wes both burst onto the In a quiet year for Young music transcends hip-hop worthy winner of Album uitous white boy mosh I hope you know this however it gives us an “It’s Unknown T, Homer- A$AP and Tyler Scott] | J. Cole - ‘Off dropping one of the bars scene with smash hits but Metro, he still managed and receives mainstream of the Year pit anthem, ‘Mo Bamba’ dick is still an option” opportunity to view The ton B” // iTunes together create magic. Deez’ [DiCaprio 2, J.I.D.] of the year -“y’all n****s their lack of sustained to deliver a solid, nomi- recognition. However, for were both solid tunes, Weeknd through a differ- ‘Call Out My Name’ // IMDb We’ve seen it time and | Cardi B - ‘Backin’ It homonyms, sounding the success through a debut nation-worthy album in all the stellar curation that Honourable Shoutouts this category came down ent lens, one that allows us Nominations | ‘Jumpy time again, they truly are Up’ [Pardison Fontaine] same”. Mind blown. project (Blocboy JB is November’s NOT ALL Travis offers, what this | Swimming, Mac Miller | to two standout smash to see his compassion and (Remix)’, Ambush Nominations | a dream team and ‘Potato |Drake - ‘Look Alive’ Jay-Z’s verse provides yet to drop his debut and HEROES WEAR CAPES, album lacks in bars will Nasir, Nas hits - Drake’s ‘God’s Plan’ vulnerability, whilst also Buzzworl ft. Chip & ‘February 3rd’, Jorja Salad’ is the latest proof [Blocboy JB] | Joyner an insight into the concept nobody was trying to hear which was enough to keep always prevent it from and the Drake-assisted dissecting the negative Skepta | ‘Funky Friday’, Smith | ‘After The Storm’, of that. Let’s hope the Lucas - ‘Lucky You’ of freedom, viewed from Sheck Wes’ Mudboy) his name in the conversa- taking home Album of the Swimming represented Travis Scott number aspects of how he deals Dave & Fredo | ‘Know Kali Uchis ft. Tyler, The rumoured collab album [Kamikaze, Eminem], multiple perspectives, meant it would be difficult tion. If we’re keeping it Year. Invasion of Privacy the latest development one, ‘SICKO MODE’. with such emotion. Better’, Headie One ft. Creator & Bootsy Collins provs to be true. 2 Chainz - ‘X’ [Black whether it be from a to justify them winning 100, Kanye West deserves represented an impressive in Mac Miller’s musical Deciding between these RV | ‘Options’, NSG | ‘Better’, Khalid | ‘Sorry’, Jay Rock and Kendrick Panther, Various Artists] historical viewpoint of the this category. to win this category for debut and her Best Rap journey of maturing, two got pretty heated Honourable Shout- 6LACK Lamar effortlessly swap Black American struggle, Therefore, this category the immense feat of pro- Album victory at the which we had been fol- but in the end, since the outs | K.T.S.E., Teyana This year has been a bars on ‘Wow Frestly’ and This was by far the or a look at the current ultimately came down ducing five albums this Grammys represents the lowing with each albums. Grammys awarded Drake Taylor | Suncity., Khalid stellar year for singles in ‘Call Out My Name’ their chemistry is evident easiest category to decide. plight of the Black com- to frequent collaborators summer. However, it’s latest fascinating devel- It is a cruel shame that this with Best Rap Song My Dear Melancholy, // | November, SiR | Lady the UK, with the seeming- represented an anthem from start to finish. If it weren’t for Jay-Z munity. However, he adds Gunna and Lil Baby. It still fuck Donald Trump opment in her remarkable journey was cut short by ‘God’s Plan’ and it’s Wikimedia Lady, Masego ly ancient art of crafting marking the return of Of this category, ‘OTW’ dropping one of the a personal aspect to it as feels weird to have the two all day (word to YG) and career. However, much his tragic, untimely death. still fuck the Grammys an album being almost The Weeknd that we have could be described as the best and most important he journeys from these compete, especially when Tay Keith is a worthy like ASTROWORLD, R.I.P. Mac. all day, the committee Nominations | East SiR’s November is wholly abandoned by the been missing. Who knew only truly collaborative verses of his career, trap perspectives to how it they work so much better winner after fucking these what the album lacks Nasir is a testament decided to award Young Atlanta Love Letter, another smooth offering scene in lieu of infectious all it needed was for Abel effort since it is the only newcomer Don Toliver personally affects him, his together. Although Gunna n****s up all year. in bars and pure lyrical, to Nas’ longevity within La Flame. ‘SICKO 6LACK | Lost & Found, from TDE’s resident male drill and afro swing to have his heart broken track with more than two (who has been described family and his friends. He had a stellar year fea- 12 13 FELIX ISSUE 1714

ARTS [email protected] The Love That Dare Not Speak Its Name Love is in the air at this romantic time of year but is it for everyone? This Valentine’s Day, Arts writer Tesni Haddon- Macmillan considers repression of different forms of love through the ages.

ARTS gay artists from exploring himself, was a champion arowicz- from the exhibi- their sexuality and they of the queer aesthetic and tion. Although it is evident Tesni Haddon- instead adopted sophisti- his bold representations that complete freedom Macmillan cated code and symbolism of Marilyn Monroe as a of expression is still a Arts Writer to relay their desires. pop drag queen, amongt fiction, other installations Common symbols include others, was a true rebellion have aimed to represent ove is perhaps the peacock feather and against the homophobic such controversial themes the most integral green carnations. These views of America. and this includes Tate and celebrated were worn by men to Yet, the censorship, and Britain’s Queer British part of the human identify themselves even fear, of homosexual- Art (1861-1967) in 2017. Lcondition. People have without being caught, ity is in no way limited to Of course, gay and been known to try to ex- and were also famously the 1900s; the rich history lesbian relationships are press and capture it since included in pieces such of queer art extends far not the only supposedly 800BC when the oldest as Charles Ricketts into history and into the ‘non-traditional’ rela- recorded love poem was and Charles Shannon present day with surpris- tionships to have been created in Mesopotamia. as Medieval Saints by ing differences in views. considered distasteful. It is without question Edmund Dulac. The Ancient Greeks The plain absence of that love is a unique produced a plethora of gay black relationships and experience for all, and so art and had a rather unique interracial relationships countless artists have pro- “not all love view of romantic rela- is equally shocking and duced their own beautiful was deemed to tionships to other ancient upsetting to acknowledge. interpretations of it over cultures. We could go as Black relationships, the years. However, not be acceptable far to say that same-sex regardless of orientation all love was deemed to be attraction was revelled in, or nature, are largely acceptable for the eyes of for the eyes with often explicit scenes missing from art collec- the public, and waves of being depicted in pottery tions. The extent of this is censorship have plagued of the public, and other art forms. Most captured perfectly in the the past. and waves of notable is the complex 1992 painting Slow Dance Perhaps the most and emotional relation- by Kerry James Marshall, Idyll (1952) // George Quaintance obvious repression is of censorship ship between Achilles and dubbed one of the greatest homosexuality which was Patroclus in Homer’s The depictions of lovers in unconstitutional. To em- her efforts to correct public actually only decriminal- have plagued Iliad. art by the Artsy database. phasise, it has been only opinion of race through ised for men in the UK By contrast, records It shows an intimate 52 years since interracial art. Donna Pinckley fights 52 years ago, and even the past ” of lesbian relationships moment between an Af- marriage was legalised in through her Sticks and after this, considered in Greek art and, in fact, rican-American couple as the United States. Stones photo series. This scandalous or taboo. Another icon used to generally are very sparse. they enjoy a slow-dance project is powerful in its The daring nature of art, undermine censorship We can only deduce in a living room surround- simplicity, capturing shots though, meant that such was drag performance. their existence from the ed by bright colours and “Ultimately, of interracial couples in legislation did not deter Andy Warhol, a gay man love poetry of Sappho swirling music notes. art will find muted black and white. and Plato’s comments The mundane tone and With each picture is a on women with ‘female simplicity of the scene a way to caption containing a slur attachments’. stresses the normality of or insult used against the In the present, we would such images and cries out conquer couple in question. consider gay relationships against racist attitudes. It I could go on, but I to be commonly accepted has a clear mission to en- taboos and believe the point has been but even recently, repres- courage such representa- provide an made that love, although sion has been experienced tion in the mainstream and generally celebrated, is in the art world. In 2010, this was revolutionary. outlet for also villainised if not the Hide/Seek: Difference This act was taken fitting societal ideas and Desire in American further by Leslie Barlow lovers of all of ‘normal’. Love is a Portraiture exhibition, to celebrate interracial personal experience that considering the fluidity of relationships in her mixed types” can be queer, interracial, gender and sexuality, was media series Loving, open or otherwise seen displayed in the Smithso- created in 2015. This As with Marshall, to be unconventional but nian’s National Portrait series is the namesake Barlow restricts her work ultimately, art will find Gallery. Its presence of the famous American to uneventful and com- a way to conquer taboos actually sparked talk of a court case of Loving vs monplace scenes with the and provide an outlet for congressional review of Virginia in 1967, when similarity that all of the lovers of all types. the Smithsonian’s funding the Supreme Court finally scenes are harmonious, and led to the removal of deemed anti-miscege- and the couples and one of the pieces, Fire in nation (anti-interracial families are happy. And my Belly by David Wojn- relations) laws to be this artist is not alone in Slow Dance (1992) // Kerry James Marshall 14 FELIX ISSUE 1714

ARTS [email protected] Cougar at the Orange Tree Theatre Sexual politics and climate change aren’t two themes I’d naturally put together, but this play is proof that it works.

ARTS twenties, John (Mike is slowly demolished Noble), and pays to bring throughout the play. him along on her travels across the globe as she “brilliantly lectures corporate giants Where? Orange Tree on the profitability of the Theatre acted and “Green Agenda”. Their When? Until 2nd March time is limited to hotel directed” How Much? From £15 rooms that blur together Shivani Gangadia as the play progresses, The actors have an ef- Arts Writer becoming indistinguish- fortless dynamic, and their able from one another, wide emotional range he title of Rose as do the cities they hop is clear from Randle’s Lewenstein’s between. depiction of a hypocritical play is not vague It becomes clear that Leila, jet-setting around in any way – it John is essentially a the world as some sort of Ttriggers a very obvious very expensive piece climate change warrior association with the of luggage that Leila is whilst trebling her salary Mike Noble and Charlotte Randle as John and Leila // Orange Tree Theatre image of an older woman, lugging from country to and living a wasteful life presumably in her forties, country, and, though he of luxury, and Noble’s frenzied non-linear snap- be not to be put off by word. As writer Rose seducing a younger man begins to fall for her, she transition from a content- shots of John and Leila’s the mediocre reviews Lewenstein powerfully into an illicit sexual rela- seems emotionally impen- ed, albeit disillusioned, affair, and how it comes this play is receiving (a puts it in a podcast with tionship. Leila, (Charlotte etrable. He is just a sexual guy to an unhinged, to fall apart. The dialogue surprise to me personally). Orange Tree Theatre: Randle), is a superficially object to her, refusing the overly reliant lover. flicks back and forth in It’s a visually stimulating “They are consuming the powerful woman leading intimacy he desires. The Though brilliantly time to repeat previous watch, with interesting world, we are consuming the way for corporate chaos within their rela- acted and directed, what sentiments and lines, and power play between the the world, they are con- sustainability in the wake tionship is mirrored both is most remarkable is the effect is enhanced by two characters. At its suming each other, and of climate change. She in the chaos of the outside Lewenstein’s choice of the use of lighting and heart, this is a play about the play is consuming becomes lovers with a world and the physical form: 80 short scenes in movement. My closing consumption, in all the them”. young bartender in his chaos of the set, which just 75 minutes, depicting piece of advice would different senses of the The Great Gatsby: An Immersive Experience “There are only the pursued, the pursuing, the busy and the tired”

ARTS cheating Tom Buchanan) 1920s. Large dance floors, dance with Miss Baker, and has no sense of style and want to be a part of the story, Daisy Buchanan. They throw two bars, balcony, and other an audience member ranked didn’t pack anything good tickets are available till July. grand parties as facades to hidden rooms are left for the the best dancers. Everyone enough). Although you won’t get their unhappy lives, only to audience to roam through was in character (but my The premise of the show to take photos until the very end in murder and suicide. and explore, just like in a hurt for not being chosen is to transform and take the Where? Gatsby’s Drugstore Though immersive theatre house party. was real). Throughout the audience to the times of When? Until 28th July is always very interactive, The chandeliers, sofas, show, the arguing characters 1920s America for about 85 “chandeliers, How Much? From £29.25 the success of this show and pianos scream osten- would storm off taking some minutes. They did this very sofas and Disha exceeded my expectations. of the audience with them, well, judging by some teary I spent the entirety of the “capturing forming allies. Ms Baker faces at Myrtle’s funeral. pianos scream Bandyopadhyay show skirting actors, hoping dragged me and some other What’s even more special Arts Writer to not get called, but also the hedonistic ladies to Daisy’s room and is that all your reactions ostentatious” curious enough to tail them we decided what she should and contributions matter ot to brag, but from a safe distance and not pleasures of wear to her tea with Gatsby and make a difference to the end (“phones in the 1920s I was seated miss out on the juicy drama. (we had to settle for a white specifications of the story. would shock the people personally by Roaring twenties fashion the 1920s” dress because Daisy’s maid The active improvisations out of their minds”), the Jay Gatsby doesn’t exist in London now, were a testament to the skills Charleston dance moves himself.N for good reason. It’s simply tatious at the viewer, but “the active of the actors, with special you learn will make you the The Great Gatsby is a too cold, as was Gatsby’s together with the atmos- mention to Ivy Corbin suavest person during your tragedy written by F. Scott Drugstore. But amidst phere, I began to believe the improvisations (playing Jordan Baker) who next night out. Fitzgerald set in 1920s masking the shivering for absurdity of that lifestyle. In clearly stole every scene America where the wealthy jazz hands, the open bar fact, I was a part of it. were a with her glamorous persona. squander their money, throughout the show made Cast and audience were For those Fitzgerald fans behaving recklessly, loving the chills less uncomforta- dressed alike in art deco testament to who are looking to appreci- foolishly. The story centres ble. Gatsby’s Drugstore is a style, making the line the skills of ate the literature and the Dai- around love triangles shady derelict building, but between reality and the sy-Gatsby dream team, sadly between a mysterious Jay with a charm capturing the fiction very thin. We learnt the actors” this isn’t a show for you. But Gatsby and a married (to a hedonistic pleasures of the how to do the Charleston for the Gatsby fandom who 15 FR IDAY, 15 TH FEBRUARY, 2019 FELIX

ARTS [email protected] Nerone and Poppea - Falling for the Villains This Valentines Day, Arts Writer Maria Portela reflects on one of opera’s great romances... how can we love the unlovable?

FORTUNE and VIRTUE: There is no human nor divine heart that may dare to contend with Love. LOVE: Today in a single contest both of you, over- thrown by me, will admit that the world acts on my commands. (Prologue)

ARTS Monteverdi’s opera L’in- Maria Portela coronazione di Poppea Arts Writer seemingly defy all these conceptions. Both histori- iterature, movies cal figures, Nerone (Italian and plays are for Nero) and Poppea are all filled with all but virtuous. couples that we He was a Roman Llove to love. Be it with Emperor, known for “happily ever after” fairy matricide, extravagance tales or tragic romances, and tyranny, chief suspect we, as an audience, tend of the Great Fire that in Nerone (Philippe Jaroussky) and Poppea (Danielle De Niese) // Teatro Real, Madrid (2010) to be in favour of those 64 AD destroyed half of characters who live their Rome, and the first serious During the course of the regarded simply as a villains! stories for the pursuit of persecutor of the new- opera, which liberally con- Pur ti miro, pur ti beautiful love song. But The truth is no one can love. We gladden when ly-born Christian faith. denses historical events godo, when we analyse it within resist a good love story, they meet, find our- She was an ambitious from several years into a pur ti stringo, pur the broader context of even if it is a wicked one. selves wishing for their noblewoman, known for single day, we accompany t’annodo, the opera, our collective As L’Incoronazione di happiness, weep when marrying her way to the the machinations that lead più non peno, più “audience morality” Poppea proves, this can tragedy pulls them apart, title of Roman Empress to Poppea’s ascension non moro, becomes at stake. Because be achieved by a trick as and excuse their flaws and plotting the murder to the throne. These o mia vita, o mio we have just seen (for simple as changing the or poor choices with the of everyone who opposed include adultery, political tesoro the past two hours!) how lens through which the righteousness of their mo- her along the way. Hardly intrigue, treachery, forced Io son tua, tuo son terrible those people two story is told. By focusing tives. On the other hand, your typical boy meets suicide, disguise, divorce io, are, and yet, their song on evil characters, this anyone who opposes our girl story… and the exile of Nerone speme mia, dillo dì. somehow captivates us. opera makes them more favourite fictional couples and Poppea’s respective Tu sei pur l’idolo We hate their tyrannic relatable and thus more and threatens them being wedded partners. Of mio, habits and we know from deserving of experiencing together is vicious and “The truth is course, because we’re sì, mio ben, sì, mio History that they turned every facet of human life. deserves punishment. talking of Baroque Opera, cuor, mia vita sì. out to be even crueller As we learn their There is an underlying no one can one or two mythological than the opera portrays motives, we tend to read assumption that someone gods must make their I behold you, I them. Roman historians their deeds at a more who is capable of love resist a good appearance. Eventually, delight in you, claim that real life Nerone favourable light. No, we must a good person and, love story, Poppea is crowned I press you, I tie you kicked a pregnant Poppea don’t forgive them. But conversely, that the bad empress while divine to me in a knot, to death, a mere three we might concede that guys don’t get to love even if it is a choruses of Cupids I no longer suffer, I years after marrying her: everyone should have and should suffer eternal and Graces dub her the no longer die, how’s that for true love!? a chance to love and to loneliness instead. wicked one” goddess of beauty on O my life, O my But yet, in those brief be loved, no matter how The protagonists of earth, and Roman Consuls treasure. moments, we pick their reprehensible their actions and Tribunes praise her I am yours, you are side and secretly wish for are. Maybe Monteverdi is sovereignty over “this mine, right, and the world does Opera Profile happy empire”. my hope: say it, act on Love’s commands... The opera ends with speak. “Are we falling Name L’incoronazione di Poppea its most iconic musical You are my idol, for the bad Translation Poppea’s coronation number, a delicate duet my beloved, yes, my Composer Claudio Monteverdi where Nerone and Poppea heart, yes, my life. guys?” Libretto Giovanni Busenello pledge eternal love (see Language Italian right). (Act 3, Scene 8 Structure Prologue + 3 acts This piece is often - Finale) their happiness. Secretly, Original production 1643 carnival season, Venice performed in concert because as much as we halls, where it is easily hate it, we love those

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ARTS [email protected] Dior: Designer of Dreams Enter a dream world of elegance and glamour

ARTS garments drawn from both the Dior archives and the collections of the V&A. The exhibition opens Where? V&A with none other than When? 2nd Feb - 14th Jul Dior’s Bar Suit, an How Much? £20; £15 emblem of his revolu- students tionary ‘New Look’. Presented in his debut col- Claire Chan lection, the ultra-feminine Arts Editor silhouette with its cinched waist and full skirt was a n the world today, radical departure from the haute couture is one austere, utilitarian look of the last repositories of the postwar period. Its of the marvellous,’ unapologetic decadence Isaid Christian Dior in – a single dress requiring 1957. The dresses of the yards of fabric to create – House of Dior combine sparked protests and took fantasy and futurism – the 1950s Paris by storm. exoticism of far-flung This explosive start is countries, the allure of but the opener to eleven delicate flowers, and the carefully-curated rooms of ‘A ballgown is your dream, and it must make you a dream’ - Christian Dior // Adrien Dirand old-world grandeur of Dior design, all exquisite- eras long past. It is not ly presented in immersive ratifs in Paris last year, Margot Fonteyn. prototypes) used in the next a Renaissance fresco merely a dress that is sold sets designed by Nathalie the London exhibition is Of course, this exhi- making of actual Dior bathed in golden light. It to us, but a dream; not just Crinière. The second much altered from its Paris bition is not just about pieces. speaks to the timelessness an everyday garment to be room, for instance, show- rendition. V&A curator Christian Dior alone. But the best is saved of Dior’s designs. worn, but a rare piece of cases dresses that Dior Oriole Cullen shows off Beyond the first few for last. At the end of the This is a theme under- ‘ephemeral architecture’. designed over the course Dior’s ties to Britain with rooms, the designs of the exhibition, we enter a scored by the final dress, This February, the of his career. It is strik- a section dedicated to ex- man himself are seamless- dazzling grand ballroom. a delicate confection of V&A plays host to the ingly presented: the entire ploring his self-confessed ly blended with those of Elegantly dressed man- pleated silk tulle entitled largest retrospective of room is dark, leaving the Anglophilia. Prominently the six creative designers nequins stand in groups Éventail de vos hasards the House of Dior ever focus squarely on the displayed here is the who succeeded him. around us, decked out in (Fan of Your Chances). seen in the UK. Spanning dresses, each enclosed extravagant off-shoulder We view the dresses by the unashamedly opulent Created by Chiuri for the from Christian Dior’s within a mirrored box dress famously worn by themes that have inspired imagination of Dior Shanghai presentation first collection in 1947 and lit by the soft glow of Princess Margaret on her each successive genera- designers from past to of her Summer 2018 to the work of current fluorescent light. 21st birthday, as well as tion of designers: flowers, present. Mirrors multiply collection, it was in fact creative director Maria While many of the dresses worn by fashion- 18th century court inspired by a handpainted Grazia Chiuri, it features pieces were showcased at able English clients such fashion, cultures from “A beautifully fan designed by Dior over 200 hand-stitched the Musée des Arts Déco- as Nancy Mitford and around the world. Yves himself in 1950. Like the Saint Laurent, Gianfranco curated, fan, the dress too bears his Ferré, John Galliano… all signature: a connection brilliant designers in their comprehen- from past to present. own right. An entire room From the iconic Bar Suit gives us the opportunity sive look into all the way to the halls of to see their individual the world of Shanghai, the Dior style interpretations of the Dior has remained a classic in style, displaying dresses Dior” the ever-evolving world by each of the designers of fashion. alongside quotes and a their images infinitely, Dior: Designer of brief biography. so that we feel like Dreams provides a beauti- Crinière’s sets continue we’re actually at a ball, fully curated, comprehen- to amaze, with ‘The surrounded by beautiful sive look into the world Garden’ room featuring people in their beautiful of the renowned designer. delicate paper sprays of gowns. From Dior’s The crowds flocking to wisteria cascading from multi-petalled Junon the Sainsbury wing are a the ceiling, and ‘Diorama’ (1949) to Galliano’s testament to his enduring showing off an impressive Silvery Water Harlequin legacy. With the V&A just colour-coded cabinet of (1998) and more recent minutes from Imperial, shoes, bags and tiny scale ballgowns worn by ce- why not take a break models of iconic dresses. lebrities on the red carpet, from the dreary world of The oft-forgotten ateliers they stand proudly under lectures? Step into Dior’s get a look-in too, with a an ever-changing ceiling dream world of elegance The Dior Line //Adrien Dirand floor-to-ceiling display of – one moment the deep and glamour, if only for a white linen toiles (dress blue of a starry sky, the little while. 17 FELIX ISSUE 1714

ARTS [email protected] Dark Laughs from ‘Pinter 7’ ‘A Slight Ache’ and ‘The Dumb Waiter’ explore dark themes of fear and betrayal with a light-hearted humour that charms audiences. ARTS humorous, complete with fernan dipping between switches to a completely an all-star cast and unique being Edward and Flora new setting, a bare, grey narratives. Without and simply reciting lines room. Within this place giving too much away, in the studio. The studio is are two men, Gus (Martin the conclusions of both a powerful tool throughout Freeman) and Ben (Danny Where? The Pinter Theatre short plays within this the story, with props being Dyer). Through various When? Until 23rd Feb performance - ‘A Slight actively used. The use of hints, we eventually learn How Much? From £15 Ache’ and ‘The Dumb sound props- like gravel that these two men are Waiter’ - were powerful for the garden path- is par- hired killers, waiting for Tesni Haddon- and thought-provoking. ticularly immersive and, a call that their target has McMillan The performance through contrasting tones arrived in the building. Arts Writer begins with ‘A Slight and timely entrances, add The scenario quickly Ache’, a radio play a further comic element becomes comical when write these first words focused on a respectable to that of the characters a dumb waiter begins at 10pm, having just couple, Flora (Gemma themselves. to send down orders for Calm down Dr Watson!// Marc Brenner made it back from Whelan) and Edward Flora reacts with various delicacies Gus ‘Pinter 7’. It seems (John Heffernan) and their kindness towards the and Ben are unsurprising- pair in a very short time. themes of ‘Pinter 7’ is Ithat I’d have to at least different, emotional reac- match-seller and this is in ly, unable to source. This Where the two plays are masterfully delivered by make a start on my article tions to the appearance of complete contrast to the play, ‘The Dumb Waiter’, similar is in their dissent talented actors and a real now, not for issues of time a strange match-seller. As paranoid panic of Edward, is in contrast to the first into tension and chaos; hit with audiences. The but to capture feeling a radio play, the stage is who goes as far as to invite when it comes to dramatic as the hour grows later, theatre echoed with the while it is still strong, for set in a recording studio, him into confrontation. technique: light and sound stress boils over but still, gasps of awed patrons what is the point of art if but the audience is rapidly This fear comes with ‘a are used sparingly and throughout, the comedy is as the curtain fell and not to inspire feeling? transported to the home of slight ache’ in Edward’s there is a heavy reliance upheld; honestly, hearing that itself should speak I’ve left with a sense Edward and Flora, their eyes, a recurring issue on the conversations Freeman angrily shout volumes of the skill of of satisfaction and ex- flowering garden and their in the play and source of between Gus and Ben. ‘scampi!’ in the middle of both Jamie Lloyd’s di- citement. The current domestic lives. The play constant tension. This pays off beautifully, an argument is a highlight rection of the shows and, instalment of the ‘Pinter sits somewhere between Upon the disturbing end delivering a captivating of theatre itself. of course, Harold Pinter at the Pinter’ series is the studio and this house, of this first performance, performance and building The contrast between himself. engaging and cleverly with Whelan and Hef- the stage quite literally a true fondness for the the humour and dark Folk tales of an anti-facist working-class hero ARTS nights as the Young’uns walking from Stockon-on- presented, sang, and Tees to London in desper- recalled The Ballad of ation of something to eat Johnny Longstaff. This is and somewhere to work, a tale in the most honest Longstaff soon found Where? Southbank Centre- meaning of the word, one himself in the middle of When? 8th- 10th Feb of oral tradition, the kind the unionised workers of passed from generation the time. This is becomes Calvin Nesbitt to generation, kept as an the background for the Arts Writer heirloom to be repeated show’s central focus, in pubs across the land. that of Longstaff fighting Teeside Folk extraordi- against Franco during the hilst living naires the Young’uns keep civil war between the re- in Scotland true to this tradition, de- publicans and nationalists I learnt that spite the formality of the of Spain. It is a show that there are Southbank Centre stage. is remarkable in many The Young’uns perform// Southbank Centre Wfew better ways to spend Using little more than ways. The first being a cold Tuesday night than their voices, interview the sheer variety of en- For here, recollection is narration, the stage centre be needed. Longstaff, his in one of the many folk fragments, and the occa- thralling British interwar not just spoken word, but lights up for Longstaff to friends, and the estimated bars dotted throughout the sional instrument, they history that is recollected, also ballads, chants and a give fragmental accounts thirty thousand volun- country. Here, in the warm give life to the show’s all with Longstaff at the hilarious ditty or two. The of his past. These, along teers who fought against atmosphere of ale and star: Johnny Longstaff. centre. talent of the singing trio with the occasional pro- fascism in the Interna- brown wood, musicians Longstaff’s story, Upon your return home that form the Young’uns jected photo, help ground tional Brigades need their walk in and out, playing which the Young’uns from the show you’ll find can’t be understated. the singing in reality which story to be spoken – here freely, supping from their themselves heard from yourself on your laptop Whether it be acappella ironically leaves one in a the Young’uns have truly pints, waxing lyrics and Longstaff’s son at a show, looking up the Battle of or with musical backing, further state of disbelief as done it justice. My only giving life to tales both old is one that deserves to Cable Street, Oswald their stunningly crisp the story unfolds. Moving regret being I wasn’t able and new. Last Saturday stand the test of time Mosley, Hunger marches voices echo and give moments are plenty here, to hear the tale in the night, I couldn’t help but and be recollected again and “How can I learn to warmth to Longstaff’s so tissues for tears (both warmth of an Edinburgh reminisce these jovial and again. A young man sing like the Young’uns?”. story. In between songs or of joy and sadness) will bar. 18 FELIX ISSUE 1714

ARTS [email protected] Surreal and beautiful: The Good Person of Szechwan Brecht’s political commentary, boldly executed known for his ‘epic Pushkin Drama Theatre ARTS theatre’, highly political singing, dancing, and theatre that aimed to get even riding bicycles the viewer to think criti- across stage. The acting cally about contemporary is at times hilarious, Where? Barbican issues. He popularised at times touching, but When? Ran 8-9 Feb the Verfremdungseffekt always fierce. Butusov How Much? From £15 with (‘estrangement effect’): achieves the V-effect not Young Barbican by constantly breaking by stripping the play of the fourth wall, audiences its entertainment value, Claire Chan were prevented from im- but rather by kicking it up Arts Editor mersing themselves in the to eleven and sprinkling events of the play, forcing on a touch of the surreal. ow can a them to think critically A three-hour long play good person about what was being in German and Russian survive in a presented on stage. Brecht really shouldn’t be this world which went so far with the ‘V- enjoyable. Part vaudeville His intrinsically evil? This effect’ as to read stage act, part oratorical play, is the question Bertolt directions out loud, hold Butusov manages to make A cruel world requires us to be cruel ourselves // Viktoria Lebedeva Brecht poses to us in his up placards to indicate Brechtian theatre both play The Good Person of subtext, and rearrange entertaining and highly Petrova), Shen Te’s symbolically makes use his play in 1941, war was Szechwan. Set in Sichuan, the set and lighting in full accessible. upper-class landlady, has of dry sand. Rice rains breaking out around the it tells the story of how view of the audience. In true Brechtian a hilarious theme song from the sky as a god world. Just months after the gods reward a poor While highly influen- fashion, the set designed that plays whenever she rides a bicycle through a the first performance prostitute Shen Te, ‘the tial in concept, his plays by Alexander Shiskin minces across the stage, forest of gaunt trees. Shen of The Good Person of only good person in the contributes to the sense while the leather-clad Te (Alexandra Ursulyak) Szechwan, the United city’, with enough money “Ambitious of disconnect between policeman (Aleksey converses with her alter States would formally to buy a small tobacco audience and actors. Rakhmanov) belts out ego Shui Ta who, improb- declare war on Japan in shop. Unfortunately, in scope and Elements of the set are his lines like a rock star ably, is walking calmly on response to the attack on Shen Te’s kindness is scattered loosely about from the ‘70s. Lively a treadmill in the middle Pearl Harbour. Events immediately exploited by buzzing with the stage and picked up jazz sets the scene for of a forest. In one of the today are not quite as all and sundry, so that she as necessary to play their wild cavorting by the most dramatic scenes, bleak, but it is a question is forced to invent an alter energy” part in different scenes. A local ne’er-do-wells, who empty cigarette packets worth considering in any ego – her straight-talking, single door stands in for an all want a piece of Shen rain down like gold, era. Is our world so cruel merciless cousin Shui are rarely performed in entire house; microphones Te’s newfound wealth; while Shen Te, alone on that there is no place for a Ta – to restore order full nowadays for obvious stand ready for the cast to meanwhile, Ryuichi Saka- stage but for a full-length good person in it? Either and rescue the business. reasons – people aren’t grab when they burst into moto’s aching ‘Merry mirror, confronts her own they must go mad, as with Despite her reluctance to very fond of going to song. Gigantic images, reflected image. Prince Myshkin in Dosto- bring out Shui Ta, ‘he’ has theatres to be lectured. thematically related to “Lavish Duality is a major theme evsky’s The Idiot, or they to stay for ever-increasing Yury Butusov’s exu- what’s happening on of the play, and Ursulyak must turn evil themselves, periods of time, eventual- berant rendition of The stage, are projected darkly staging, awash plays both sides of her as with Shen Te. ly subsuming the virtuous Good Person of Szechwan on the back screen. A nod character with aplomb. It When called upon, the Shen Te. There is, after breathes fresh life into to Brechtian placard-hold- with beautiful, is easy to see the conflict gods prove to be useless, all, no place for the good Brecht’s parable-play. ing, but so subtle that you between her good-hearted and Brecht turns to the in a world such as ours. Ambitious in scope and don’t notice till you look surreal nature and her inability to audience to demand an For those unfamiliar buzzing with energy, his up and it’s suddenly there. images” survive while being true answer for our para- with Brecht, the German direction has the talented This being a theatre to herself; the harsh reality doxical world. Butusov playwright was best actors of the Moscow company from Moscow, of Brecht’s world inexora- condenses Brecht’s final the play itself is in Christmas Mr Lawrence’ bly crushes the goodness call to action into a single, Russian, but the original is played when Shen Te out of her. Matrosov as powerful word from Shen German songs by Paul falls in love with her the destitute water-seller Te: ‘help!’ Dessau are kept. The pilot (who sadly, like the alternates between a While the Moscow German pronunciation rest, only wants to exploit pitiful cripple and a sort Pushkin Drama Theatre occasionally leaves her). This is all manfully of messenger to the gods. has sadly left London, something to be desired, carried out by a four-per- The three gods here are they will be back again in but thank goodness for son live band who are a ingeniously replaced by June, this time to perform English subtitles! Musical constant presence on stage a single actress (Ana- Francis Beaumont’s 17th director Igor Gorsky has throughout the play, and stasia Lebedeva) who century parody ‘The a lot on his plate: not just should really be credited appears thrice in different Knight of the Burning Dessau’s German songs, in the programme. incarnations, all equally Pestle’. As this brief visit but an entire soundtrack The staging is lavish, enigmatic. has demonstrated, their of jazz numbers, revues awash with beautiful, Butusov’s compelling irrepressible verve and and rock music which all surreal images. Wong, the production makes us energy are sure to make it enliven the play. water-seller (Alexander laugh, but also forces us to relevant for modern times. No room for love // Viktoria Lebedeva Miss Mi Tzu (Irina Matrosov), frequently and think. When Brecht wrote 19 ICHC Presents: Life on Mars 20th February 21:00 - 21st February 03:00 FELIX ISSUE 1714 FR IDAY, 15 TH FEBRUARY, 2019 FELIX

BOOKS [email protected] BOOKS [email protected] Left Off the Shelf The Colour of Madness - “This cannot be a conclusion. Despite increasing diversity in many industries, the literary scene is still white-dominated. Books writer Rahul It is closer to a beginning.” Mehta explores the reasons why and what we can do about it. Rianna Walcott, 24, is currently studying a PhD in Digital Humanities at King’s College, London. Her work is on black

BOOKS diversity in the literary World Book Day, nor digital identity formation across the diaspora. She is co-editor of The Colour Of Madness, a literary anthology world was published in World Book Night. It Rahul Mehta 2015, and it made for seems that the ‘World’ about BAME mental health, alongside Dr Samara Linton. Here she chats to Books writer Rahul Mehta about her Books Writer stark reading. At the does not extend beyond time, only 4% of guests the West’s shores. In work. at literary festivals were fairness, the event from a black, Asian, or organisers complained espite the minority ethnic (BAME) that no publisher had BOOKS versified, gal-dem, Black had tons of submissions power of background. Malorie put forward any books Ballad. We also featured from black and Asian prose and Blackman, author of the by writers of colour. No Rahul Mehta in The Guardian, the women, but barely any verse to drag young adult novel series wonder, when BAME Books Writer Metro, and the BBC. But from black and Asian Dus from our seat on the Noughts and Crosses and writers struggle to first of all, we wanted it to men. Male contributors Tube (or grim university co-author of the report, even start their literary be in the hands of people tend to be practitioners flat) to the Victorian lamented a decline in careers, with 53% of of colour. (e.g. Asian doctors), or slums or outer sectors representation at these this group without an Rahul Mehta: Where We had Facebook LGBT+. Most contribu- of the Galactic Empire, events. Rianna Walcott agent, compared to 37% did the idea for The focus groups with over tors were second or third British literature is still is the co-editor of The of white authors. Thus, Colour of Madness 100 individuals. Samara generation immigrants. being held back. While Colour Of Madness, a the lack of diversity and I held brainstorming But we have lots of the characters in books literary anthology about at literary festivals is come from? sessions about the book’s people across different transcend time and BAME mental health. really only the tip of the design and organised a intersections. This high- space, the non-fictional She speaks of a notable iceberg - the issue of di- Rianna Walcott: I was large digital campaign to lights the diversity in people who write and absence of people of versity permeates every giving a talk in Edinburgh get submissions. We went spaces like the black com- publish the books suffer colour on discussion level of publishing. about mental health in the beyond academic spaces: munity, e.g. the difference far greater restrictions in panels at literary events. So how do we respond How do we increase diversity in an equitable manner that neither punishes white creative industry, and I we went to service-user between those of African terms of diversity. Perhaps that’s unsur- to poor representation authors, nor fetishises BAME authors // Bad Blogger was the only black woman led charities, to find people and Caribbean descent. The data is damning. prising, considering across the literary board? Nikesh Shukla fears that on the panel. People of different backgrounds. It brings a lot of nuance The ‘Writing The that no books written We can develop our own his “skin colour is being success. This dubious help working-class seemed interested in my that is missing from the Future’ report into by ethnic minorities spaces. The Jhalak Prize seen as a trend and not notion of authenticity ethnic minorities to perspective, and I was Were you informed by conversation. were recommended for for books by writers something that’s about a perpetuates stereotypes pursue literary careers. approached by my future personal experiences of colour offers such societal good”. Are these and restricts the inclu- Penguin Random House publisher. She suggested of mental health? What was your biggest a platform for growth, initiatives performative sion of new voices. But, offers 6-month intern- an anthology dedicated obstacle? Review: The Colour of Madness: offering a £1000 prize virtue-signalling by how do we increase ships to ethnic minority to BAME experiences of for the winner. The newly ‘woke’ corpo- diversity in an equitable applicants, with Faber, mental health. Everyone on the team Exploring BAME Mental Health in 2018 winner, Reni Ed- rations, or affirmative manner that neither Harper Collins, and It was definitely a had some experience of Money! We are all do-Lodge, was shortlist- action? For comedienne punishes white authors, Hachette following BAME-led project: by mental health conditions, novices to this, and no the UK ed for other awards for Shappi Khorsandi, the nor fetishises BAME suit. While only 4% of us, for us, about us. My including depression and one could have known her book, Why I’m No idea of attaching a price authors, and still ensures children books have co-editor, Samara, had anxiety. This was not just the demand would be Longer Talking to White to one’s skin colour that our society remains BAME characters, there written as a journalist and an outside interest. In this high. We have had The Colour Of People About Race. led to her withdrawing a thriving community of is still hope for improve- an academic about black Samara’s case, she was four print runs (unheard Madness reminds us of For those not fortunate her submission for the literature? ment. In the last 3 years, mental health, so we came able to see things as a of in small print press). one of the greatest powers enough to win the prize, Jhalak Prize. Tokenism The report’s rec- BAME staff have in- in with both personal patient AND a practition- We have grown from our of storytelling: giving a there are other funding extends beyond concerns ommendation sums it creased from 8% to 12% and formal experience er. The reason we make mistakes and learned a voice to the voiceless. options. Nikesh Shukla, about perceived success. up best. The authors in publishing spaces. on writing about mental such a good partnership lot from the publishing Through anthology of editor and contributor to In the ‘Writing the advocate for a greater Books can be a place health. is because she has the process. verse, prose, and arts, The Good Immigrant, a Future’ report, several recruitment drive, of refuge, education, medical background One funny thing is that this book is a rallying cry collection of essays by authors complained allowing people of and solidarity. As the How did you plan and while I have the literary a lot of white men submit- to the alienated and the Brits from immigrant about being expected to colour to take up man- wise, ever-quotable organise your vision? background (Rianna has ted, some even pretending Rianna Walcott // Jessica Brough alone. In the perfect storm communities, reached write solely about their agerial positions. In James Baldwin said: an undergraduate and to be BAME. We’d because of how much it of cultural stigma, mental 204% of his funding race, and specifically doing so, the gatekeep- “You think your pain Masters degree in English respond by pointing them means to them. A contrib- You recently said: We want to see it every- health cuts, and rising target through the through a colonial lens. ers of the literary world and your heartbreak are We started with seeking Literature). to our Patreon. If you’re utor will be reading their “This cannot be a where, so that everyone racism and xenophobia, crowd-funding publish- One author spoke of would be more open to a unprecedented in the funding. It was largely not going to support us piece at an event, and conclusion. It is closer understands that our this collection of writings er, Unbound. Whether how, after refusing to diverse range of submis- history of the world, but crowd-funded, with some I’m impressed by the with coin, then what are someone in the audience to a beginning.” What experiences are unique. serves as welcome refuge it’s recognition or re- write about the British sions. In the meantime, then you read”. I can funds coming from the diversity of voices in you doing? will begin to weep a little The book is the tip of the for the vulnerable, and a sources, there is always Raj and racial deference publishing bodies think of no better reason publisher and creative bit. This is the first time is your plan for the iceberg though, with only the book. guide for the practitioners who care for them. It comes the option of finding of the governess-high can undergo audits to than that to bring more arts funding. Samara and What’s your best that someone has been book? 58 perspectives. Imagine as no surprise that it is being taken up by hospital wards support through one’s maharajah dynamic, she identify cultural bias in voices to the fore. I handled the publicity in able to say this out loud, We want to build on how many millions more and universities alike. Hopefully, this book will set a communities. resorted to approaching their selection process. BAME spaces. Most of The book reflects memory? the first time that someone previous achievements. there are! precedent for more writers to come forward, to describe However, prizes and publishers in India. Her Beyond the recom- the press about our book who is most comfortable has been seen. It’s been It’s on a university’s their unique journey. Long overdue! - RM crowd-funding carry book was subsequently mendations, grants and was by women of colour talking about their mental People coming up to an incredible privilege to syllabus; someone even their own problems. published and enjoyed interest-free loans can in their spaces: Media Di- health. For example, we us at our events, in tears, facilitate that. took it into Parliament! 22 23 FELIX ISSUE 1714

FILM [email protected] Memory Loss, Chopping off fingers, and Erotic musical numbers: A Perfect Valentine Trio After the dust settles from your Valentines dates, cuddle up with your new boo or alone with a tub of phish food and spend this weekend in front of the tv indulging in these slightly unconventional Valentines movies FILM Aidan Chan Sung Soo Moon Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind Mikhail Demtchenko of your life as a pair or necessary ingredients for embodies the energy of Film Editors just staying together for a blossoming romance, a five-year old, and is the kids. there is more to this recipe complemented by Michel Pushing the boundaries under the surface. Gondry’s surrealist direc- is the season of conventional rom- This is not your com- tion. All these elements of romance! coms, Eternal Sunshine mon-or-garden rom-com. come together to produce Whether you’re of the Spotless Mind What follows is a twisty a perfectly balanced looking for a film juggles romance, comedy drama framed like a wholesome and insightful Tfor your next night in with and science fiction. We psychological thriller, take on relationships. your significant other, or meet Joel and Clementine dealing with themes of Valentine’s Day may be to drown the bitter feel- through an awkward but memory and identity. The over, but be sure to check ing of rejection, Eternal sweet meet-cute on a two leads, Jim Carey and out Eternal Sunshine of Sunshine of the Spotless train. The pair immediate- Kate Winslet, are excel- the Spotless Mind. It’ll Mind is surely the answer. ly gets on, and romance lent and breathe life into make your latest date It’s a film that’s suitable surely ensues. But there’s the wonderfully written seem like your very first. for all couples, whether a snag. Although we’ve characters. Charlie Kauf- -SSM you’re on the first chapter been introduced to all the man’s imaginative script Avaliable on Netflix Zzz... // Focus Features

screen presence and harder to come by with The Handmaiden scene-stealing emotion at romance. every step, which works This is wrapped up with ong time fans This movie is a myriad greatly to its favour. The a very tight plot, which of Felix Film of achievements, one of power dynamics, the never stops twisting, will no doubt Park Chan Wook’s finest intricate relationships, turning, and drawing you have seen The accomplishments: the the secrets, the deception, in, split into three acts. LHandmaiden crop up stunning beauty portrayed the love, the loathing These make extremely multiple times before, by the camera work and are all so well presented good breathers, making and for very good reason. editing, accompanied by throughout, with the body the very intense plot and It is hard not to find an a score which perfectly language really shining the longer runtime, less excuse to recommend this complements and accents through. The romance in intimidating. movie. Especially at this every single meticulous- the movie is spectacular, Seriously, this movie lovey dovey time, singles, ly-taken shot. with characters fleshed brings romance, thrills, couples and more alike The four lead char- out into genuine human dark humour, eroticism, should look no further acters feel like the only beings with real emotions twists, beauty and more, it then settling into your four characters in the for each other, which is not to be missed. -MD Oi! Did you wash your hands first? // Sony Pictures comfy spots and diving in. movie due to their on- has recently been getting Avaliable on Amazon Prime

However, the presentation the romance, and the Moulin Rouge! of these elements is utter- utter chaos that is Moulin ly original. This is shown Rouge! -AC mbitiously some time getting used to. in its music as well. The directed by However, afterwards, the Elephant Love Medley Avaliable on for very cheap, Baz Luhrmann, film becomes a poignant, is a novel and romantic or “unofficial” streaming. Moulin Rouge! epic, and totally unforget- repackaging of the most Ais one of the most extrav- table love story between cliché love songs, and El agant musicals ever put Satine and Christian, Tango de Roxanne, in my For all inquires send your on screen. Admittedly, brilliantly brought to life opinion, formulates one Valentines cards to ffilm@ the frequent explosions of by Nicole Kidman and of the most captivating, ic.ac.uk, or Felix office, music and colour might Ewan McGregor respec- striking and heart-stop- Beit West Basement. For all be too overwhelming for tively. Moulin Rouge! is ping musical sequences complaints, see nearest bin. some. Especially, the first a compilation of classic ever made. Happy Valentines from 30 minutes of the film, love story tropes: The So, this weekend, the Felix Film team and which is an assault on beautiful girl, the poor sit back and relax, and remember, “The truest love, all senses, and does need boy, and the rich villain. witness the magnificence, is the love of film” -SK 2019 Only 128 minutes to learn “voulez-v...” // 20th Century Fox 24

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GAMES [email protected] Resident Evil 2 Remake- Mr. X Gon Give It To Ya Taking notes from the past two remakes of RE0 and RE1, RE2 remake is a true crowd pleaser that not only remasters the original spectacularly, but also adds more to the game to make it even more loveable!

GAMES and abandoned fiery dossiers, documents and vehicles littered every- computer files throughout Connor Winzar where. Wandering around the game. This leads to a Games Editor the city trying to find out fantastic feeling of im- what happened, our two mersion and pacing as by protagonists attempt to the end you find all your love letter investigate the city and try questions answered (for written to fans to make it out alive. The the most part, you still in gory detail, plot thickens more and need to complete all the Resident Evil more as details emerge campaigns to fully satiate A2 remake makes the about a pharmaceutical your Scooby Doo mystery otherwise grim situation a solving needs). You heard brilliant beauty to behold. me correctly, there are Taking the original game “Straying very multiple campaigns in- which was released in cluding Claire A, B, Leon 1998 on the PS1, RE2 little from A, B, Hunk’s campaign remake polishes it up and the legendary Tofu for the modern era, the source run, with the last being a Mr. X’s soliciting business has yet to receive any declinations// Capcom with all new content, material, the gag campaign. Now you better camera angles and may be wondering what This is because, unlike after all, so how does it by the way, is fantasti- graphics that highlight game gives all this A and B nonsense the classic action horror vary from the original cally well done and also the gory goodness that is, and I can tell you it’s stereotype, it requires you might ask? Honestly includes some touching is Zombies tearing into you the true something that makes the multiple shots to the head speaking, there are quite new additions. people like they’re candy game all the better, with A to take down a standard a lot of variations from Overall, Resident Evil floss. Straying very little Resident Evil and B denoting different zombie. Putting aside the the original, for example 2 remake has my seal of from the source material, experience” campaigns where char- details of the action genre, Lieutenant Marvin approval, ditching the the game gives you acters take an alternative the horror element of the Branagh actively helps typical bad camera angles the true Resident Evil path to the original; B game really comes into the player as opposed to that plague the early experience of terror, fun is only unlocked after being dead the moment games, RE2 really shines and intense inventory company being responsi- completing A and also you walk into the police as a perfect example of management! So, allow ble for the crisis that has includes its own secret “with station, along with a lot how to remake a game me to be your guide in this befallen Racoon City. Un- boss. of other details that I and then just make it that not-so-wholesome tour of fortunately, said company Now onto gameplay, numerous cannot mention due to much better. The only Raccoon City! is inclined to not leave any featuring Resident Evil my desire not to spoil the fault that I could possibly Taking place in said survivors to tell the tale, 4 style gameplay but themes and game too much (you can’t have with the game is that Raccoon City, your leading to an additional with considerably better subplots get me for the Lieutenant standard run-of-the-mill dash of gasoline being graphics, the game plays Marvin spoiler, that was small city is situated in added to the dumpster fire exceptionally well. But including in the demo!). But overall “Capcom midwestern US. Despite that is Raccoon city; in the be warned, if you’re new certain scenes play out going by the surprisingly form of BOWs (Bio-or- to the Resident Evil series corruption, somewhat differently releasing nice name of Raccoon city, ganic weapons) and other and are expecting some from the original, with it isn’t quite what you’d terrifying man-made form of hack-n-slash betrayal and one minor boss fight being upcoming DLC expect, as our unfortu- monstrosities. shoot ‘em up, you are romance; RE2 a welcoming variation for free!” nate protagonists Claire Overall, the story is poorly mistaken. A staple from the original. Also, Redfield and Leon S. quite simplistic…on feature of RE2 remake is a real mixed for all you arachnophobes Kennedy find themselves surface that is, but, just is that ammunition is out there they’ve taken there isn’t more, however, not enjoying their visit like the story and its scarce and you don’t have cocktail of the giant spiders out of this may be sufficed with in what is apparently a location upon digging a full armoury of six or the remake, so the game the upcoming DLC that zombie-infested hellhole. deeper, it has a lot more more weapons; gradually emotions” just may be palatable for Capcom is adding for free! What could possibly bring going on than one would throughout the game you now, if you get past And if that isn’t enough for them to the city? Well, expect, with a tonne of you will upgrade your play when running low all the gore and footstep you, mods and costumes Claire is searching for her details relating to other weapons and every so on ammo or dealing with inducing panic. It may not are available on steam to brother, Chris, whilst Leon games and a plethora of often acquire a new one (a enemies that you’re not have spiders included but customize your experi- is enjoying his first day on themes and subplots in- maximum of 4-5 weapons necessarily well equipped for those wanting to inten- ence even more *cough* duty as a Police Officer cluding romance, betrayal per campaign). Just acting for, i.e. a massive trench- sify their feeling of nos- having DMX play every (which is a well-deserved and corruption. RE2 is as General Hindsight yet coat-and-matching-hat- talgia, Capcom currently time Mr X appears *end FML situation). a real mixed cocktail of again: don’t expect to wearing brick shit-house has DLC that allows for cough*. So happy hunting Upon arriving, they emotions. The story strings pop a cap in every single combined with Arnold the original game’s music for ammo as you have find that things may not be you along and provides zombie you see, some- Schwarzenegger’s Mr to play instead of the re- ‘DMX- X Gon’ Give It To going as well as expected, background information times it’s simply better to Freeze, minus the puns. mastered soundtrack. The Ya’ playing as Mr Freeze with zombie-filled streets through the player finding walk past or dodge them. The game is a remake remastered soundtrack, chases you. 26 FELIX ISSUE 1714

GAMES [email protected] Smash Corner-Pokémon Trainer - Gotta Play ‘Em All Did you have trouble choosing what to wear this morning? Or deciding what to eat for lunch today? Then we got the perfect Smash fighter for you, with characters #33, 34 and 35, Pokémon Trainer

Games around your opponent and avoid their hits thanks to Michael Cognet your small hitbox, and Games writer punish them with all your attacks, especially your particularly fast aerials. ndeed, with him you To complete his kit, he will be able to play has a few more tools he Squirtle, Ivysaur can use with his specials. and Charizard, and Squirtle’s neutral is his Iswitch between them at Water Gun, a charged will during the match. attack to push opponents These beloved characters away without damaging are from the Pokémon them, useful to counter franchise, appearing in the certain recoveries. His original games Red and side-special is Withdraw, Blue in 1996. They are where he will hide in his all a different evolution shell, protecting him from of the first three starting any damage, and dash to Pokémons of the game: the left or right, great for The Pokémon trio// Nintendo Squirtle is the first evo- some safe damage. And lution of his line, Ivysaur finally, his up-special is his a reasonably safe distance. will breathe fire onto his the general tactic is to is the second evolution of Waterfall, where he will Ivysaur can harass easily opponent, damaging and start off with Squirtle to Bulbasaur and Charizard rise diagonally, potential- with his forward- and impairing them from a get some quick damage, is the third and final ly taking enemies in the back-air, which have a in- safe distance. Then comes then to switch to Ivysaur evolution of Charmander. flow. This is a mediocre credible range. His smash the big guns, his side-spe- to zone them in the mid- And this is masterfully recovering tool but can attacks and grabs also cial Flare Blitz, where game, and finally to take represented in their game- be used at the end of an have an incredible reach, Charizard winds-up a Charizard to finish the play in Ultimate, with aerial combo as a finisher. with some sweet power forward charge engulfed job. Nonetheless, you can each of them having a dif- Apart from that move, to go with it. Ivysaur’s in flames, and explodes at play only one Pokémon ferent fighting style. This Squirtle has very few kill specials grants him even the contact of an enemy. A to try to counter your makes Pokémon Trainer a moves due to his weak more ranged potential, great horizontal recovery opponent’s fighting style. very flexible and powerful smash attacks, making it even allowing some Pokémon’s resident that can kill at merely 60% Finally, a crucial trick to character as a whole, by hard for him to actually long-ranged pressure. heavyweight blitzes the but will damage Chariz- know as Pokémon Trainer adapting to the opponent take the stock. So when His neutral is his Bullet competition// Nintendo ard by 6% at every use. is his switch dodge, which or situation in order to the opponent’s percentage Seed, where he rapidly To finish off, his up-spe- takes advantage of the in- take the victory. is high enough, it’s time fires seeds directly above To finish the trio, we cial Fly is again a great vincibility frames of your to switch Pokémon with him, to seriously damage have Charizard, a very finisher and recovery tool. down-special instead of a down-special, an ability any enemy coming from powerful heavy weight Charizard will spiral into shield or roll to avoid your all three of them share. the air. His side-special fighter but with slow the sky covering decent opponent. is his Razor Leaf, a long attacks. He does however vertical distances and will In conclusion, if you range projectile which have good mobility also hit any enemy above manage to combine mas- will damage and impair options with a decent potentially killing them terfully only the strengths the opponent enabling a move speed and a third at 100%. This tool is of of Squirtle, Ivysaur and potential follow-up attack. available jump. You will course less powerful than Charizard, you get a very And last but not least is need to take Charizard his side-special but much powerful overall char- his up-special Vine Whip, to end the battle with safer as opponents have acter. Furthermore, with Our taunting turtle both a great finisher and his attacks and abilities less time to react to it. three different fighting friend// Nintendo recovery. Indeed Ivysaur with ridiculous damage As you can see, styles, Pokémon Trainer can use these vines and knockback. Your Pokémon Trainer covers can be particularly hard To kick it off we have to whip an opponent best tools are your fast a variety of fighting styles to master but allows him Squirtle, a light and The middle child of the overhead out of the screen back-air and side-tilt that can theoretically be to have no real counter very small fighter with Pokémon trio// Nintendo or can use it to recover or slow but extremely played separately, but it pick, bringing him up to a extremely fast movement at a ridiculous distance powerful side-smash is by combining them higher tier. So even if you and close-range attacks. Then comes Ivysaur, only if there is a ledge and up-smash to knock that you bring out his are not particularly inde- Each of his hits however an overall medium char- to grab on. But if you’re them out of the park. But true potential. With three cisive, I highly suggest doesn’t do a lot of damage acter in weight, speed and having some trouble to Charizard has even more times the amount of tools you pick up Smash’s so he relies on a series power, with a great mid- secure the kill or want an dangerous weapons in his and abilities in his kit, 3-for-1 special as he is not of fast chained attacks. range combat. He relies even better recovery, it’s arsenal with his specials. Pokémon Trainer has only strong but also loads So as Squirtle, you need on his vines to hit his time to switch to the final Firstly his neutral is his many creative combi- of fun. to continuously dance opponent while staying at Pokémon. Flamethrower, where he nations to discover. But 27 FELIX ISSUE 1714

TRAVEL [email protected] A Kabylie wedding: stories of volunteering abroad!

This week Felix Travel features Marco, who is sharing some experiences he was lucky enough to have, all due to his volunteer work in Algeria! There’s more to travel than just century old monuments!

Travel volunteer work, I was on my way to Kabylie. Marco Rodrigues Rabah and a friend Travel Writer picked me up in a two-seat van, so I took this journey in the back of the van, with no windows. found myself in the Luckily, the van had a in the middle of an side door I could open, so AIESEC reunion, my five-hour journey was right in the heart spent legs hanging outside Iof Alger, when this tall the van just contemplating Algerian man approaches the view on my way to the me in Portuguese. I was mountains. not expecting that at all, When we reached the as the spoken language Kabylie region, all women at this meeting was either wore colourful and flowy English, French or Arabic. beautiful dresses. Rabah A week had passed since tells me that his village I left Portugal to do vol- and the others nearby, are unteering in Algeria for located in a zone called one and a half months, Portugal. Being told such and I must say, I really a coincidence while I was Cape Carbon, Bejaia // habib kakion Flickr felt nostalgic when I taking in all the magic of (even bossa-nova), all some “Cheema”, which is heard a random “Olá” and this place, I felt stuck in a while under a sky full pure tobacco powder that It is impressive how much this was definitely one “Obrigado”. It was the moment of immense joy. of stars so clear it felt you put right in your gums we can learn from others of the best experiences I perfect way to break the Rabah introduced me to unreal - not easy to find and wait until you feel even when we don’t speak have ever had! ice, we started chatting his cousins and then more nowadays. this hit of nicotine rushing the same language! The following day I and this man shared about Another night had through you. At night time, after the moved back to Alger, two his time in Portugal (with passed and I moved back Rabah had left to greet wedding, there was this days after that I moved AIESEC as well) and “It seemed to Alger, spent some some of his cousins, so big dance competition. back to Portugal (this time about his visits to Lisboa, days exploring there and I found a quiet staircase The woman, dressed with my country), and now, Porto and Sesimbra. to me as an moved to Bejaia, also in near the shop and tried colourful yet barely-there almost four years later, I His name was Rabah, the Kabylie area, for a some more “Cheema”. clothing, were now can still feel the intensity he gave me his contact experience I week. Bejaia is a port city More and more of these singing and dancing in a of those magical, soul-fill- and proposed a trip to the couldn’t say no by the mediterranean sea. colourful dressed woman very seductive way, while ing, colourful mountains Kabylie area - at the time I spent four incredible seemed to keep gathering, the man were sitting, painted by women, by I was in the Arabic region to” days there, mastering the and the more they appear, chatting and very much simplicity and a few drops of Algeria. art of preparing shisha, so the more I felt the nicotine enjoying each perfor- of Kabylie madness. Some weeks had passed much so that by the end of rushing. The colours, the mance. Do you have great and I had not seen Rabah cousins and even more it, I couldn´t even stand smells, the nicotine and While I was as well, stories you would like to in a while, my volunteer cousins after that, and the smell of it anymore. adrenaline rush, it all Rabah invited me for share about your experi- experience was coming to then we finally headed to At this point, Rabah seemed like one beautiful some “Haraam” (which ence volunteering, taking an end soon, so I figured I his house. It was a house called me for one last Pollock’s paint right in is the Arabic word for a placement or while on should either join another with no electricity and trip to the Kabylie moun- front of me. breaking the Islamic Erasmus abroad? Send project or perhaps travel. no water, with a fountain tains, a weeding he said. Less than 10 minutes rules). Cousins and drinks them our way! While thinking about my just half a mile away. It It seemed to me as an had passed, Rabah returns appeared out of nowhere, future weeks in Algeria, was summer, so none of experience that I couldn´t and we go for the greatest and we drank in a hidden Rabah came to mind it mattered. That night we say no to. I found myself couscous meal I’ve ever place while hearing the and I texted him. For my went to see some friends again in Portugal away had – I have been trying women singing and surprise he kindly replied that turned out to be great from Portugal (meaning to copy this same kind of clapping their hands. I saying that he was going musicians; they also lived that Kabylie area), where couscous but I am light don’t actually remember to Tizi Ouzo – a Kabylie in the mountains and the people dress with years away of achieving what happened after that, area in the middle of the they even had their own colourful, flowy, dancing it! During the meal, I had but Rabad tells me I spoke mountains - and proposed tobacco farm. We spent clothes. On this day there the opportunity to meet about mathematics with once again for me to join. a really pleasant night seemed to be more people more of Rabah’s cousins, a cousin that could only I gladly accepted his drinking wine, smoking than before, an explosion communicating using my speak Arabic and Kabyle. invitation and not even a homemade shisha and of colour. We were near very limited French and Somehow we understood week after finishing my listening to great music this shop where I bought improvised sign language. each other at that time and 28 FR IDAY, 15 TH FEBRUARY, 2019 FELIX

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Start-ups tackling food-waste: DayOld (Left), ODDBOX (Top right), and OLIO (Bottom right) \\\ DayOld, ODDBOX , OLIO Tap Here to Stop Food Waste Three entrepreneuring startups come together to discuss tackling food waste. Monami Miyamoto reports

SUSTAINABILITY the three companies: companies are tackling Personally, what I hardships and slowly, but is about to go bad (for ODDBOX aims to food waste, but at dif- found more shocking was surely, grow like these a cheaper price than the Monami Miyamoto reduce food waste from ferent levels of the food the fact that 16 of the full- three companies. original), is one of their Sustainability Editor the farm, by sending supply chain: ODDBOX time staff at OLIO have All three speakers competitors. But gener- produce that do not live up on the farm, DayOld in little to no pay, because made a very inspiring ally, because these com- to supermarket standards the stores, and OLIO in it is currently a free app. point on the power of panies are not motivated to its subscribers across the homes. Their representative having multiple food purely by economic gains, n February London. One of the major issues speaker made clear that welfare social enterprises they are more amenable to 11th the Social DayOld collects artisan discussed in the talk was eventually their business at different levels of the working together. Innovation pastries from bakeries, the complex reality of will have to be mone- food supply chain. As the Furthermore, the Academy at that would also otherwise managing both social and tized in order to expand. representative of DayOld co-founder of ODDBOX, OLSE (London School of get thrown out. These are economic welfare in these Another issue OLIO put it, “All three of our Emilie Vanpoperinghe, Economics) hosted a talk then provided as catering businesses. DayOld men- faces is the maintainence companies are not com- optimistically pointed titled ‘The War on Food for company events or tioned that their company of a high standard of risk peting against each other. out that consumers are Waste’, with 3 entre- given to people suffering is too commercial to management, because Rather, we are competing increasingly beginning preneurs from start-ups food poverty. It’s shocking receive social enterprise food exchange happens together against food to take interest in sus- tackle food waste. These to think that bakeries such funding but is also not at a very local scale, so waste”. This statement tainability conscious companies included as GAIL’s were throwing economically profitable people have to be respon- was followed by the im- companies. This leads to ODDBOX, DayOld, and out up to 20 perfectly enough to attract large sible with what they give/ portance of small start-up a positive feedback loop OLIO, each represented edible loaves of bread numbers of investors. To take. When they work companies with a similar wherein businesses grad- by their founders or board each day, before DayOld combat this, they are cur- with supermarkets such as mission, to collaborate ef- ually adapt to these needs, members. decided to aprtner up with rently relying heavily on Sainsbury’s to take their fectively in order to raise providing sustainable Food waste is becoming them. their extensive volunteer unwanted food, a business awareness. products, which further an increasingly hot topic, Finally, OLIO is a network. The benefit is donor agreement is used Of course, it must be ac- raises awareness amongst especially in the UK “Food tinder” app, as that this enables nurturing to ensure food safety. knowledged that the lack consumers. where there is growing their business develop- of close inter-personal Thus, it seems appropriate of competition and scope Overall, the talk was societal awareness about ment manager Liam Jones relationships as well as to conclude that managing for collaboration is more fairly casual, yet inform- its consequences on the put sit. Individuals and encouraging commitment a start-up involved in specific for ODDBOX, ative and inspiring. I planet. In fact, if food supermarkets list foods from volunteers. The social welfare has its fair DayOld and OLIO as they believe there is still a lot waste was a country, it in their homes/shops that speaker from DayOld share of difficulties. focus on different stages of potential for more start- would be the third biggest they no longer want, so acknowledged that this However, the main of the supply chain. For ups to take their place in contributor to climate that someone else in the element of their business point of the talk was to example, OLIO did state the expanding niche of change just after the neighbourhood who may is appealing to customers show that with the right that “Too good to go”- sustainable business, and United States and China. want it can have it. (such as the companies business strategies it is another app that provides act as a driving force for A brief introduction to Interestingly, all three they cater for). possible to overcome the consumers with food that societal good. FELIX ISSUE 1714 FELIX ISSUE 1714

INVESTMENT [email protected] INVESTMENT [email protected] Debt and Equity: 2 sides of the same coin Debt and Equity: 2 sides of the same coin

INVESTMENT issued by companies, company, which will be municipalities, states and recorded as an asset known Xerxes Chong Xian sovereign governments as “share capital” on the ICIS to finance operations. balance sheet. Companies Investment Co-editor They have variable or will employ the services fixed interest payments. of an investment bank to They are an asset class structure the intricacies known as fixed-income of the IPO, including ust as a plant needs securities as they provide pricing, size and even its water for growth, periodic interest payments so does a business at pre-determined interest require capital to rates. Bonds can be traded “The big Jexpand. Debt and equity (bought and sold) publicly Sale of common shares are recorded as share capital on the balance sheet // Tesco PLC, Interim Results 2018/19 are two sides of the same on a stock exchange or question it could sell a 10% stake coin. A company may privately between private in its business. If the influences a company’s attractive. rate, it encourages them revenue streams creates choose to finance itself parties. remains, which company performs well method of financing are Discount rates of the to lower their own rates uncertainty surrounding with debt or equity or a Debt is found on a is better for and makes £100,000 in the wider market forces. A central bank will influence for customers, making debt repayment. Banking combination of the two. company’s balance sheet profit in a year, the bond roaring bull market, where the use of debt. The central the debt market more and insurance, however The company approaches under the section of financing a interest will be £1,500 equity (stock) markets bank requires financial appealing. During times require large amounts of banks or investors for a liabilities. Liabilities are Debt and equity feed the growth of a company at all stages of its life cycle // Freepik while the 10% stake will are achieving new highs institutions to hold a of inflation, when the leverage, hence hight debt loan and/or to sell a stake split between current and company, debt represent £10,000 of profit makes issuing equity via portion of money in the economy needs to “slow is the norm. The role of of the company to raise non-current, differing in quarterly and annual debtors of the company to common shareholders. through an Initial Public owed to shareholders. The an IPO attractive. If the reserves at the end of each down”, the reverse is true monitoring and optimisng capital. in their settlement date. reports to allow investors while holders of equity Hence, preferred shares Offering (IPO). The or equity? The company will have saved companies in question business day. This reserve and a company may find the capital structure falls Debt in simple terms, Those due to be settled to gauge a company’s as the owners. Holders represent a greater claim shares of the company general rule is; £8500 in profit by issuing are creating a buzz on requirements ensures the interest rates on their on the Chief Financial refers to the amount of within a year or less short and long-term of equity are entitled to a to a company’s assets are listed and traded on debt instead of equity. In the street, the like of banks have enough money debt increase, thereby Officer. This role is often money borrowed by the are classified as current financial health. portion of profits as well and earnings. As such, a stock exchange for the debt is cheaper this situation, the cost of ubiquitous companies tucked away to meet increasing their cost of used interchangebly borrower from the lender. while those due later Like how one is wary as voting rights on matters preferred shareholders, first time, representing the equity is more than the like Snapchat or Uber, the customer withdrawals. debt. with the title Chief The debt agreement are non-current. Current of lending money to a pertaining to the company. like bond holders, are not initial “offering” of shares than equity.” cost of debt. public will be clamouring The discount rate is the Debt and equity, Invesment Officer, though usually involves the liabilities are useful for consistently indebted Shareholders are eligible given voting rights as they for sale to the public, The key idea is; debt to get a piece of their interest rate central banks representing capital responsibilities may repayment of the amount gauging a company’s friend, a company with for dividend issuances and are viewed as “less risky” also known as a primary repayments represent a equity. As the saying charge banks and other obtained from different differ across companies, borrowed plus interest short-term liquidity. Debt too much debt is seen voting rights at general investments. The primary offering. The proceeds timing. fixed-expense liability, goes, a rising tide lifts financial institutions means, form the capital industries and countries. to the lender. Interest can be found in a plethora as risky and financially meetings. Dividends are means of issuing equity is of the sales go to the Companies may also that is removed once the all boats; even if the for loans to meet the structure of a company. It falls on this individual is charged on debt as of vehicles as such bank unhealthy and are termed excess profits distributed re-purchase their own debt is paid but equity is a company isn’t generating overnight requirements. The optimal capital to strike a delicate balance compensation to the loans, notes (short, highly leveraged as debt as cash-handouts per share shares from the market long-term obligation to the hype or has uncertain Fluctuations in the structure is one that between each side, taking lender for taking on the medium and long term), is leveraged to finance to reward shareholders for a multitude of reasons. shareholders and a dilution prospects, the general discount rate will affect the achieves the lowest into account internal and risk of the loan while bond payables and lease operations. While not and incentivize their It is viewed favourably of ownership as the “good mood” of the stock interest rates bank charge Weighted-Average- external factors, to finance also incentivizing quicker agreements on assets the every highly leveraged continued vested interest by investors as a sign company is split amongst markets provides a base on loans to companies. Cost-of-Capital.. Capital a company throughout its repayments to reduce the company is utilising but company is a bad one, in the company. of “future value” of the more shareholders. These for the IPO to perform If the economy requires structures vary largely life time. borrower’s overall interest does not own. These are leveraging makes future The characteristics company, i.e., the board could represent a boon or well. Bull markets are stimulation, the central by industry. Cyclical expense. The risk of a debt listed and elaborated upon debt more expensive mentioned above are of directors by virtue of a curse depending on the therefore synonymous bank will lower the industries such as mining refers to the probability of as potential investors those of common shares. running the company, company. Start-ups, small with an increased appetite discount rate. Since banks and airlines are unsuited the borrower defaulting, will expect a higher Companies can also issue expect the future value players in large industries, for risk amongst investor, can now loan money from for high amounts of i.e., the borrower being “... one is wary return in exchange for a form of equity known of the shares to be higher highly leveraged firms and where issuing equity is the central bank at a lower debt as the unstable unable to repay the lending money to a risky as preferred shares. and purchases them for other young companies loan and/or its interest of lending company. Preferred shares also re-issuance at a higher with unstable cash flows payments. We are familiar Instead of issuing debt, represent ownership of market value in the future will find accessing cheap with debt in the form of money to a a company may choose the company. However, via a secondary offering. debt, i.e., issuing debt at student loans, auto loans, consistently instead to sell a portion preferred share-holders This allows the company low interest rates, near mortgages and credit card of the company in return are entitled to a fixed to increase its share capital impossible as investors debt. Businesses also indebted for capital. Equity often dividend payment whilst without having to dilute are not willing to part use debt to finance the refers to a share or any common share-holder shareholder ownership by with their money for a acquisition of assets, e.g., friend, a other form of investment dividends are subject issuing more shares. risky company without machinery, real-estate and vehicle that represents to the company’s The big question a proportionately higher raw materials. In both company with an ownership interest. If performance and approval remains, which is better return. As a result, most cases, the business and too much debt one purchases a single by the board of directors. for financing a company, turn to venture capital for the individual issue debt share in a company that Dividends on preferred debt or equity? The financing, selling stakes while the bank takes on is seen as risky splits and sells 100% of shares are pre-determined general rule is; debt is in their company in return the (carries the risk of) its ownership into 100 and often larger than cheaper than equity. This for capital. Larger, more debt in return for interest and financially shares, one owns 1% of those of common shares. is best understood with established firms have payments. the company. While debt In times of insolvency, an example. If a company predictable and reliable Individuals, banks and unhealthy and represents an obligation the proceeds from the requires £30,000 pounds cashflows that grant them other institutions can termed highly to repay a loan, equity liquidation of the company to finance its business access to cheap debt and also take on the debt of represents ownership. This first go to bondholders, operation, it could issue are unlikely to issue new a business by purchasing leveraged” definition differentiates followed by preferred £30,000 in bonds paying equity. its bonds. Bonds are loans holders of debt as the shareholders and finally an annual 5% interest or Another aspect that Liabilities come in different forms // Q&M Group, AR17 The right candidate for Chief Financial Officer will ensure financially sound decisions are made // Dialogue Review 30 31 FELIX ISSUE 1714 FELIX ISSUE 1714

CLUBS & SOCIETIES [email protected] CLUBS & SOCIETIES [email protected] The Bhangra Showdown 2019

Taking place on 2nd March 2019, The Bhangra Showdown (TBS), an interuniversity Bhangra competition, is back for its 12th edition. This time, it returns to the prestigious Eventim Apollo in Hammersmith.

CLUBS & SOCIETIES views, making it a globally followed competition. Sonika Sethi Anisha Malli said, Imperial CollegePunjabi “TBS is the biggest student Society run show in the UK, so its size alone does give it a different atmosphere to other Imperial shows. What is The Bhangra Also, it is entertainment Showdown? not just for students, but also for families. The show attracts people from “What drew me to PSoc was its inclusivity” // Punjab2000 “It is entertainment not just for students, but also for families” // Punjab2000 he Bhangra so many different back- numbers to 1000! This was Showdown has grounds and is enjoyable the beginning of Bhangra us more: “over the years I have Many of the dancers otherwise be quite monot- communities and im- been organised for all.” in the modern era for the Maya Satheeskaran, a come to appreciate the have done multiple onous and repetitive. The proving their long term by Imperial UK and the competition 1st year medical student different styles of dance, shows during their time challenge of The Bhangra prospects. TCollege Punjabi Society What can we expect space has now expanded from Southside hall said, even the difference in at Imperial. For example, Showdown keeps me since 2007. Various from this year’s com- significantly beyond our “one of my mates took me technique within a dance Maya is also currently on my feet and gives me How can I get tickets? universities across the petition? wildest imagination.” to a free bhangra session. form. Bhangra has been choreographing for East something new to look country, with students Even though I was bad at more about technique and Meets West and Annanya forward to everyday.” The 12th edition of The from different courses and Nothing less than a The Imperial Team it, I went to more sessions fitness. was captain of Imperial’s Bhangra Showdown is set years, train for months night of entertainment as I really enjoyed it and Having danced a lot winning Just Bollywood The Cause to be an exciting one that to compete in front of an should be expected. This Imperial College also going to more helped me at university, Bhangra team. However, it is clear you should not miss on 2nd audience of 3000. includes a star studded “Previously it has taken place in both Birmingham and in London, in venues such as Wembey Arena, NIA Birming- has its own Bhangra team, improve. Then, luckily, I was a different dance that, for these dancers, The Bhangra March 2019. Previously, it has taken line up of Punjabi artists ham and Resorts Wrold Arena” //Punjab2000 which has competed was selected when audi- form I wanted to try to there is something Showdown will be raising Tickets for the compe- place in both Birmingham and the most elite uni- Shinda and The PropheC. and exciting TBS to date. every year at The Bhangra tions came around. push myself. It is a very unique about TBS that money for two charities; tition are selling out fast and in London, in venues versity Bhangra teams Expect to hear the famous We have one of the best of Hardeep Dhanjal, relatively good price and Showdown. It has gener- I think it’s nice for the different process and makes months of difficult Mehar Baba charitable and can be purchased such as Wembley Arena, competing. ‘Mundian Toh Bach Ke’, teams this year and are founder of The Bhangra we managed to convince ally been quite successful team to change every year experience and provides a training so worthwhile. trust and Nishkam Sikh from the Eventim Apollo NIA Birmingham and Bhangra is a colourful which is the synonymous super excited to bring Showdown – an imperial the student union that – winning the competition so that new people can physical challenge. I have Lakshi Selva, a 5th Welfare and awareness website (https://evntm.uk/ Resorts World Arena. and vibrant dance form Bhangra song you hear at TBS back home to the student back in 2007! Bhangra would be the three times and placing in meet each other. I look up enjoyed picking up new year medical student and team (SWAT). bhangra19fb). For more The high production originating from the every night out! Apollo” “It started as an idea next best thing after Brit- most. However, one of the at the older dancers as I’m technique over the last captain of the team this Mehar Baba aims to details about it, visit the stage set up, quality of Indian subcontinent. Over University teams com- Anisha Malli, a 2nd between good friends, ain’s Got Talent! most special things about starting up on the bhangra few weeks and bettering year said, “Bhangra has bridge the urban-rural gap Facebook and Instagram teams and high profile the last few decades, it has peting include Aston Uni- year medical student, also with a view to repli- Unfortunately, up until the Imperial team is how journey, but I hope that I my skills as a dancer with taught me a lot about time in education, medicare pages. Punjabi artists are reasons attracted undeniable pop- versity, Brunel University, from the committee, said, cating the successes of the night before the show, inclusive the team is to continue it in future years the use of various props management and being and employment opportu- CWontact the Imperial why students, families ularity worldwide with its Hertfordshire University, “Despite how stressful well-known shows in the we had only confirmed new dancers and giving potentially.” as well as enjoying the efficient. Bhangra makes nities whilst SWAT works Ticket Rep, Karman and Bhangra lovers look high energy performanc- Imperial College London, running a show of this US and Canada, which 250 tickets, leaving most them this opportunity. Annanya Menon, a 3rd variation in dance style a good break from 5th on projects to transform Bhullar, on Facebook for forward to this competi- es, fluid movement and Kings College London, size has been for its main were gaining traction on of us disappointed. Dancers from the team tell year medical student said, within Bhangra.” year medicine which can financially disadvantaged student priced tickets. tion every year. Moreover, formations, and music Leicester University, organisers, it is definitely YouTube at the time. However, we were the funds for this event go that will want to make you Loughborough Universi- worth it because TBS is We were fortunate that then pleasantly surprised towards charitable causes. dance! ty, St. George’s and Royal amazing to watch and the Millennium Dome to hear that the phone Following the compe- Artists include high Holloway University. All we get to raise money for had just been purchased hadn’t stopped ringing tition, some of the teams’ profile names in Bhangra of the teams will be co-ed, some incredible charities. by O2 and so an amazing all morning on the final Youtube videos have music, such as Punjabi which usually consists What drew me to PSoc venue was available for a day, pushing our debut crossed over 100,000 MC, Raxstar, Surinder of eight male and eight was its inclusivity and female dancers. how the whole society felt like an extension of my Who organises The family. I’d never been part Bhangra Showdown? of anything related to my culture whilst at school Our very own Imperial so it was exciting to learn Punjabi society, a small more about being Punjab committee of less than at university.” a dozen, organises this Whilst The Bhangra competition year on year. Showdown is now world Aman Ghataura, a 4th renowned, these Imperial year Physics student, from students over the last the committee, said: “The decade have worked to Punjabi Society has been make it a success story. working round the clock This was considered Jessica Gar-Lai Cheung leads Team Loughborough // to bring the most modern unexpected in the words “The next best thing after Britain’s Got Talent!” // Pun- “Imperial College has its own Bhangra team, which has competed every year at The “It has attracted undeniable popularity worldwide with its high energy performances, Punjab2000 jab2000 Bhangra Showdown” // Punjab2000 fluid movement and formations” // Punjab2000 32 33

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HANGMAN [email protected] Hangman Valentine’s Day sees surge in applications to Student Hardship Fund Deputy President (Free- HANGMAN short term loan of up to lance & Sermoning) ex- £300 from the College, pressed distinct surprise at Negafelix for the small price of the news. “Wait, not all the Editor-in-Chief one’s soul, noted over students are virgins?,” she 30 applications submit- exclaimed. “No one ever ted in the week before uses the free condoms in Val-entine’s Day, Neg- the office - we thought The College reported aFelix has learnt. we’d have to use them as a record number of “We generally only balloons for the Elections applications to the get like 10 applications Results afterparty!” a year because no one Meow Thatherson, scheme due to a knows we exist,” said Central Frisky Organiser surprising num-ber Sherry Walkman, Head (CFO) for the College, of students getting of Student Support, “most was notedly irked at Valentine’s dates. years we just get to blow the revelation. “All that the rest of the money on a money I saved with staff BBQ. How were we Meat-Free Mondays,” supposed to guess that any he was heard grumbling, he fund, which Imperial students would “and now these kids just Money for grabs on level 3 // Imperial College allows under- have relationships this want to get some? Not Building!” graduates to year?” on my watch - we need a In separate but related has reported a spike in amongst students in this T apply for a Sonia Rockafellow, new pool in the Faculty news, the Health Centre incidents of carpal tunnel week.

If I was told I’d be here one more year, I’d be riding in one of these too... // Imperial College ARIES TAURUS GEMINI CANCER LEO VIRGO

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SPORTS [email protected] IC Squash: It was a Roller! (coaster weekend)

Great Expectations were weighing heavily on the shoulders of IC Squash as they returned to this year’s Roehampton University Cup as the defending champions.

SPORTS was far from certain. Imperial 2nd also had David Newman their share of success. Men’s 1st Team Captain Their campaign involved no shortage of drama Seigo Masuda with team captain, Tom Men’s 1st Team Captain “Yorkshire” Readshaw suffering from a serious case of gender-neutral he Roehampton flu. However, this only University Cup spurred the team on, with attracts the best third string Cam “it’s a university teams roller” Morrison securing Tin the country, each of some especially crucial them competing for the victories for their spot in prize of a year’s mem- the knockout stages. bership at Roehampton Saturday evening was and their names on the spent fraternising with the prestigious trophy. enemy over a Roehamp- Imperial’s 1st team, ton home cooked lasagne who were also defending and a special treat for the champions, had a tough dessert: a Q&A session draw during the group with world number 6 and stage with local London Commonwealth silver rivals and many’s pick for medallist, Sarah-Jane the title this year, LSE. “The Markswoman” Meanwhile, Imperial’s Perry. It was truly inspir- 2nd team would attempt ing to hear from a profes- to forge their way to the sional athlete with similar final on the other side of academic background #Winning // IC Squash the draw in the hope of to many of IC squash were overheard in the and now the mighty LSE single game. Seigo, re- setting up an all-Imperial students (S-J completed dressing room plotting our would expose our one-di- covering from his earlier was no silver lining for clash. an engineering degree downfall – they had sussed mensional games… loss, deployed a tactical the LSE. A 5-0 emphatic The group stages took before turning pro). us out. They thought Seigo Well, Dave, Pam masterclass. The slaying championship victory! place on Saturday, with Sunday began with both stood no chance against and Seigo were up first. of the slayer ensured the All credit to LSE for their Imperial 1st opening their IC teams competing in the the “dragon slayer” from Inspired by S-J the title was once again in IC fighting spirit and they campaign with a closely quarter-finals. The 1sts Singapore, “The Tree evening before, Dave Squash hands. Two strings will certainly be back fought 3-2 win over LSE, against a strong Durham Chopper” had been felled and Pam hit their targets remained – dead rubbers? next year to challenge us but there were worrying team and the 2nds against once and would be again. with poise and precision, No chance. Enter “The again for the title. In the signs. String 1 and PSA last year’s semi finalists James, Pam and Dave had imposing themselves Tree Chopper” and “The meantime though… IC pro, Seigo “top shot knot” Leicester. Leicester got lucky in the first round, without even dropping a Hound” to ensure there squash is on fire! Masuda suffered a defeat proved too strong for at the hands of Singapore the 2nds this time round. number 5 and fellow But a quarterfinal finish PSA pro Chua Man Chin alongside other 1st teams in a closely contested certainly shows that IC match. IC’s Patrick “The Squash has strength in Tree Chopper” Brandl depth to be proud of. succumbed in a closely As for the 1sts, they fought match at string 3. brushed Durham aside So while Dave “nudeman” with a resounding 5-0 Newman, Pam “the merci- victory. Revenge was then less” Hathway and James swiftly enacted on Leices- “The Hound” McCouat ter in the semi-finals with serenely swept their op- another convincing 5-0 ponents aside, IC squash win. Then came time for knew that, were they to the Final everyone had meet LSE again in the been talking about, not knockout stages, victory least the LSE team who 39 FELIX ISSUE 1714

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On your marks, get set, GO!: The 70th Hyde Park Relays gets underway // Hussain Al-Jabir Hyde Park Relays returns with aplomb

SPORTS event. what would earn him the coming ahead of all the James Millet, Duncan and ICXCAC’s favourite After an intense week fastest leg of the day in other London Universi- Ingram, Tom Binnie, last DJs - Niall Woodward and Henry Hart & of food preparation, h-bar 15:16, followed closely ties. year’s Club Captain Alex Dema Ushchapovskyy Aymeric Regnier decoration, race-pack by the Cambridge team, Imperial Men’s B team Mundell, Social Secre- - who were absolutely Hyde Park Relays making and coordination as he gave the baton to come home in a terrific tary Liv Papaioannou fantastic and made the Organisers with all attendees, the big Mihaly Ormay. In the 7th place, led by Men’s and Euan Bell. Massive night a girthy one. day arrived at a frighten- third leg of the Men’s A Captain Jack McKeon, congratulations go to Overall, the day was n Saturday ing pace. With an early team Niki Faulkner ran a which served as a good everyone! a huge success from all 9th February, start from the organisers pacey 15:40 leg, winning motivation boost before Once all the runners points of view; the organ- the much an- to set up registration and him the prize baton for BUCS Indoors Athletics had crossed the finish line, isers would like to extend ticipated 70th bring the food, the crowds 3rd fastest leg of the day. and the last London Cross the masses headed back a huge thank you to Oannual edition of the Hyde started arriving at 10 in the Country League of the to Metric for the prize everyone from ICXCAC Park Relays, hosted by morning to Metric so they “The recently season. ceremony and sandwich- and beyond who helped Imperial College Cross could sign their teams in. On the ladies’ side, new es. throughout the organisa- Country and Athletics, Soon enough, all teams retrieved Hyde PBs were ran by Stephanie After the much needed tion process and during smashed onto the scene. had registered and made Hewitt with an awesome showers and a quick the day. The Club would With over 80 teams and their way to the Bandstand Park Relays 19:24 who is also going to dinner, the Imperial crew also like to congratulate nearly 500 participants, it in Hyde Park where the Horn was compete in BUCS indoors headed to h-bar for the the Hyde Park Relays was once again a roaring race would soon begin. this weekend, star fresher final decoration install- Organisers Henry Hart success for the club. As the clocks struck sounded to Alix Vermeulen who ran ments and some early and Aymeric Regnier This event holds a 1pm, the recently retrieved an absolutely incredible pints, with the after-party for all their hard work in special place in Imperial Hyde Park Relays Horn mark the start 18:52, improving her 5k ready to start at 8pm fea- planning the Relays (and runners’ hearts, with the was sounded, as per tra- PB by 40 seconds, Social turing beer pong, drinking also writing this article!) first edition dating back to dition, to mark the start of of the race” Secretary Jessica Eichel from the HPR Horn and – the race could not have the late 1940s and the or- the race, as the first runner with 21:34 and Pati Santos tankard by the organisers, happened without them. ganising committee deter- from each of the 85 teams The lead was lost in with a speedy 24:32. mined to make this year’s stormed off in a stampede the final lap of the day The Imperial Women’s edition as memorable as with cheers of teammates but Imperial’s A team still A team of Stephanie possible to vanquish last spreading across the park. ended in an outstanding Hewitt, Inga Van den year’s demons as the 2018 The course was newly second place against very Bossche, Chloe Baker race had to be cancelled certified as officially 5km, worthy Cambridge op- and Alix Vermeulen won due to the notorious Beast meaning many runners position, with the whole themselves the bronze from the East. were eager to set personal team putting in smashing baton as the 3rd fastest As January drew to its best times. performances as Mihaly Women’s Team behind end and the final details As the first runners finished in 17:02, Charlie Cambridge and UCL had been arranged, the made it to the end of their McFadzean in 17:16, who ran crazy fast legs, weather forecast was leg, Daniel Mulryan from Daniel Garcia in 17:03 whilst Imperial Mixed looking good and hopes Imperial Men’s A team and Club Captain Fergus A team finished as the were high for this historic was leading the race with Johnson in a rapid 16:54, fastest Mixed Team with Feeling horny: Runners pose with race icon // Hassain Al-Jabir 40