RITERION \VED~DAY,FEBRUARY16,1994 GRAND JUNCTION, CowRADO VOLUME 60, NUMBER 6 Black No ads _to non-trads? "one problem in one portion of Eric Dixon the stale." Kieft said a private • Criterion Reporter nixes business school in Colorado A recent bill presented to the SpingsaccusedPikes Peak Com­ state hearing committee would munity College of unfair compe­ prohibit any state supported insti­ tition because they were able to KMSA tution from placing advertising in use state mooies ID advertise. Eric Dixon any form of general circulation "If a non-traditional student Criterion Reporter mass media or initiating direct requests infonnation about MSC mail campaigns aimed at non-tra­ what would be the detennining The W.W. Campbell College ditional students. factor in direct mailing a response Center will continue to play The bill, sponsored by Sen. to the non-traditional student," Q93FM until a format can be Ray Powers, states". ..advertising said Moorman who noted that 40 ' submitted by campus radio sta­ that is directed at mainly non­ percent ofall students at MSC are tion KMSA, said Mike Black, traditional students is not in the non-traditional. In order to en­ director of housing at Mesa State best interest of the state." force this law it would take anoth­ College. "It is unreasonable to expect er layer of bureaucracy which However, according to F.ric colleges to ignore non-traditional would probably end up costing WalSOD, KMSA manager, "Mike students which are important to the state more money than it would Black refused to look at a format Criterion photos by Dave Brumback Mesa State College," said Jerry save," said Moorman. I presented ID him at the last SBA Shuknts likt Dan Lehmann can get their feet wet at KMSA. Moorman, vice president of stu­ "It is the job of all higher edu­ committeemeeting."Watson also dent services. MOrun oo more than one occasion foul 1981, said WalSOn, who is quick dents. The bill is not expected to pass, organi7.ation like KMSA. words and inappropriate use of ID note that KMSA follows Fed­ After researching the history according ID Dr. Jim Rybak, vice "One of the reasons I do not language have been used at eral Communication Commision of the bill, Dr. Ray Kieft, Presi­ president of academic affairs. want KMSA played over the air­ KMSA. In order for MSC to al­ srandards very closely. Basically, dent of Mesa State College, spec­ "Mesa State College supports ed­ waves in the oollege center is due low KMSA to be played in the WalSOn stated, Mike Black runs ulated that the bill is the result of ucation for all age groups." ID the fact that the oollege center oollege center, Black said, their the oollege center the same way is a place of business for all kinds selection of music should be con­ he runs housing and the activities of groups," Black said. The mu­ ducive to business, which means council; it is either bis way or no sic played in the college center is no foul language or bead-banging way. INSIDE Johnny's journey through the system Features Lmffamon and toenoourage students to make to send corrections in and wait Criterion Reporter a firm decision about their sched­ another three to six weeks for a Death of WWI ule. Gass explained that students reply. When he received bis cor­ Last summer, Johnny waited who have a balance from the pre­ rected SAR, the school was final­ veteran sign of mllil late July to mail bis financial vious semester must bring enough ly able ID process it and Johnny aid application. He believed all money to pay their remaining bal­ finally got an award letterinfonn­ vanishing would go well and expected bis ance plus the $75 confirmation ing him of bow much in grants financial aid to be there when fee. Otherwise, the balance will and loans be was eligible to re­ living history school started. He did not consid­ be taken out of the confirmation ceive. er the schedule confirmation dead­ fee paid, and the srudent will be Johnny's plight was almost line, and be did not have the $75 purged. over, but he still needed to send a •• Story on page 4 •• for bis confirmation fee. So, After being purged, Johnny bad loan application to his bank. Jeff JOHNNY GOT PURGED! a difficult time getting re-regis­ Gum one, director offinancial aid, Purged. Mesa State College tered for the number of hours he said students may apply for loans Accounting Controller Jay Gass specified on his financial aid ap­ all year, however, first year stu­ Commentary said the purge "pulls out the dead­ plication. To add to his bad luck, dents are required to be in school wood." The student's schedule is when be finally got his Student for at least 30 days before they deleted and the classes are opened Aid Request (SAR) back, Johnny can receive their loan checks. Royalty comes up for other students. The fee was discovered be bad not filled out Gumone explained that in the designed to help control class size bis application correctly. He bad ideal scenario Johnny would have to America: completed bis tax documents in mid January. He would fill out his It's the application carefully and accu­ 'Condom Queen' rately, send it in at that time, and have bis SAR back by the end of January. Then he simply si~ the •• Story on page 7 ·- SAR and sends it to the oollege. Then all he bas to do is wait until March 30 when the award letters are mailed out. Gumone said the school is Sports looking into ways to improve the financial aid process such as the Women's new Federal Direct Student Loan program. This experimental pro­ tennis gram would "take the banks out of the loop," Gumone explained. ready to National clearinghouses would be set up from which the federal de­ serve it up partment of education oould send money directly ID the school. Ac­ ·- Story on page 10 •• cording to Gumone, the bottom line is that students should "apply 'Purged from tbe system early, beaccurate,and follow up." WED~DA. Y, F'EBRIUARY 16, 1994 Prejudice dies hard in GJ R. Diane Moravek throughout the country. here and elsewJbere. "It's kind of Asst. News Editor She .said there is still name­ tough entering a class and being calling in the sohools, from ele­ the only black: .. But, you have to lo 1964 the first Civil Rights mentary to the MSC campus. Sbe look: at it lik:e I look at it and just Student Body Association Meeting Bill was passed, nullifying Jim attributes some of the racism to go in there and know what you February 15, 1994 Crow laws in the South and spark­ Grand Junction being a small town can do," said Mitchell. "Just go ing a flurry of actions and reac­ and a lot of the people not being ahead and do it and be successful tions across tbe country. In Grand educated. Johnson said it is up to at it. That's the attitude l take in Junction, however, other than a adults to educate the children that there." O lbe job placement committee ls planning to move handful Associated Press stories it is not right for people to call According t10 Mitchell, some the placement office from the student life center in The Daily Sentinel about far­ names and to understand that if black: people rreceive a culture bwlding to the co1lege center. They also hope to start away happenings and a short opin­ they .are called names, they are shock: when lhley first come to ion column denouncing the Ku seminars and workshops for students to provide not the ones who are in the wrong. MSC. Regardimg racism, Mitch­ Klux Klan, not much happened. If a group of black students go ell said that sonne people say "Let network opportunities with prospective employers. Change was slow in coming to itin one ear and I out the other."Jle GraooJunction,accordingtoCor­ said his parents; taught him to not [iJ 1be current Freshman/CSA Representative has re­ rine Johnson, president of Black: "There ar,e always lit­ even Jet it enter· his ear and not to signed. Three people were nominated to .fill the Citizens and Friends. tle whispers. 'Don'tgo worry about il opening for the remainder oft.he semester. Jim Win­ Black. Citizens and Friends is a J obnson saici there used lO be here ... they do their lit­ ters was approved as the new CSA representative. group that was formed about five quite a lot of Km Klux Klan activ­ years ago to talk: about, and see tle bonfires ... So and ity in this area. "'And in fact," she D Treasurer Chuck Herrick said t!he club funding re­ what they could do about. racial so's ancesters used to added, 'There care always litUe problems occurring in the city. JX)rts were approved by the club advisory board. The be ... "' whispers. 'Dorn't go here ... they One of the problems was that a SBA unanimously approved both the budget and the -Corrine Johnson their little oonfires... _So-and­ cross bad been bumed in some­ so' s ancestors wed to be ... "' Ata club funding reports. one's front yard. gang forum lastt month a speaker Since forming, the group has to the mall, said Johnson, they are mentioned that a young.student D The Legal Advocacy Committee reported that they branched into other areas. "We looked upon differently than if caught with weapons also .had a are nearly ready to implement their program; howev· felt that we needed to educate the they we.re a gathering of white KKK hood. J ohrnson said perhaps er, service will not begin until Much 1. They have children, and keep .the children students. Not just blacks, she add­ the student wms part of!KKK or already had three requests. The committee is now in involved in things Jlilce black his­ ed. groups of Hispanics and other justhad the boool toimpress some­ the process of meeting with th.e financial committee tory, to make sure they knew their minorities are also frowned upon body. "Whatever the reason," she about funding for advertising and supplies. heritage," said Johnson. She said as if they are a gang and are going said, "it wasn't good." they wO(k:clo.seJywithMesaState to cause trouble. About nine nnonths ago, a Mi­ D 1be Legislative Action Committee .returned from a College's Cultural Awareness Johnson said a lot of students nority AotionC(OOncil was formed Board to plan tbe Martin Luther won't go to the mall if they notice trip to Denver and reponed that their meetings with to review questiionable police ac­ King celebration and special they are look:ed at differentJy be­ tivities regardimg minorities. The the senators and Gov. Roy Romer went very well and events for Black. History Month. ~se it.makes them feel unt."Olll­ council was inittiated when a mi­ were effective. MSC sentl!leven representatives to The group's main purpose is to fortable. nority was shott wben _polic-e be­ meet with state legislators. Sen. 'TIJlman Bishop said keep thecommunityinformed and J. Wakeen Mitchell,BJackStu· lieved be -was igoing to shoot at it was the first time he had seen MSC representatives to enhance the community with dent Alliance president, :said be them. This action was investigat­ at the capitol. Accoitjing to several students who their meetings and celebrations. and other blaci.cs feel more com­ ed, butnotbythreMinority Action participated in the trip, the senators were enthused They want the group to be in­ folitable when they go places to­ Council. J dbnSCDn said the council about meeting with students. volved in the community. gether. "We try to stick together." bas been alerted to a couple of Johnson said there is a lot of MiLobell said there is a big differ­ ,incidents but ntne party involved racism in Grand Junction and O The Constitutional Committee presented the final ence between being a minority did not want to )Pursue the matter. draft ofthe new proposed constitution to the assem­ bly. 1be assembly discussed whether they should vote on the constitution immediately or wait a week until the entire assembly had more time to review the new constitution. SBA voted to postpone the vote for Help Mesa State Activities Council one week:. This vote made it necessary to also post­ pone by one week, elections for nex.t year's SBA Celebrate Black History Month with, representatives. This will give students and potential candidates an opportunity to review the new consti­ tution. '-"TINNER ' CK>LDEN GILOBE N 0.!1,flN ATIO "I n BF.ST ACTOR · llt'Jncl Wa.wt\!l ton. ,, __ ., _ O After the required third reading of proJX>sed bylaw changes, a request to vote on each one was presented to the assembly. A motion was granted for postpon­ ing voting on the changes of all of them, except one, Thursday, Feb. 24 until the vote about whether there will be a new 6 1p.m. in the ~Snack IBar constitution was de.cided. The first bylaw was ap· FREE ADMISSilON proved and the other four bylaws wm be voted on after the new constitution jssue is decided.

O Dates for the student election have been changed to the April 19 and 20.

Compiled by Sheri LaPhmte Writing contest to pay $50 • Beads A writing coolest for Mesa search papersmustrepresent orig­ State College students is under­ inal research on any biological • Minerals way. topic and essays must address the i • Jewelry & Repairs The Mesa State College Biol­ de finition of "fi1ness" a.,;; used in ogy Club and the Western Slope the concept of survival of the fit- • Fossils Science Foundation are accept­ ing research papers. essays and tes~bort stories must feature bio- 7 41 Pitkin Avenue Open 9-61 Monday short stories for the writing con­ logical concepts as a central part ithrou gh sa tur d ay test or the story, butthestonesmaybe Look for yellow building The first place winner in each 0 r any genre

dents. However, there was a lack of incentive to devote the11eces- Main control switchboard sary production time, according to Chuck Locke, acting director of media services. Jim Keener, fonner professor of mass communications had ac­ cess to the equipment but rarely used it Keeners' replacement. V' Gerald Weaver, said the advanced equipment is what aurartea him to MSC. Weaver bas taught at other colleges that did _not have _nearly as sophisticated equipment asMSC. Hesaidhejurnpedatthe Studio camera No.J chance for a "bands-on" learning abllos_pbere. Muoh of the equipment was purchased with building funds w.ben the library was constructed in the Fall of 1985. In tlleJall of J 990 scme of the outdaledequipmentwassold. flbe proceeds were used to pur

SBA gives a big THANK Y()-U! to Blocfkbuster Videos, Cancun Saloon, Hastings, KQI~QIL, and JMusicland for your generous donations to our Club Social!! Student sees death of WWI vet as living history fading away

The recent death of the then oldest American Wyo., at the age of 101 veteran of World War I signals to MSC student Versluis, 19,isabistorymajorfromGmmison John Versluis, a member of the The Dougbboy and became interested in WWI history and began Historical Society, that a part ofliviog history is collecting artifacts when be was 13. "My father rapidly vanishing. was interested in Wodd War II, and I didn't want Versluis estimates that the last of the 34,000 to interfere with bis bobby or area of research," WWI veterans will die within the next 10 years. said Versluis. "So I decided to find information These photos are of a German fighter shot down near ''We estimate that 25 of these veterans are dying on World War I." Sampigny, France, in 1918. The gunner, on the ground in every day, and their average age is 95 years old," The society is a 400-member, international the right ofthe top photo, was killed. In the bottom photo, said Versluis., Arthur Hanson, a Marine in the non-profit organii.ation that procures artifacts Sgt. William Lehmker ( third from left) is the U.S. Marine world's first great war, died in July in Casper, worldwide. It was organized in 1978. The society who shot down the plane. ieacbes high school and college students in special ses.sions and uses many artifacts as learning aids. Some members also perform battle re-enactments. V erslius bas con­ ducted 18 classes in Colorado. The society designated Versluis as a specialist in WWI and the German military history by the time be was 18. He searches for artifacts at antique shows, shops and gun shows. Versluis estimates be bas nearly 900 artifacts in his collec­ tion, primarily American and Ger­ man. Some common items include .03 Springfield bolt action rifles, trench knives, "They could have two slices of bacon, two helmets and haversacks. Some of the more unusual teaspoonsofsalt,ooe-halfcupofsugarorcoffee items are "bate belts," which Verslius said were grounds,and two canteens of water," comment­ belts worn by Gennan soldiers. These belts bad ed Versluis. "That bad to last for about three buttons sewn on them that were taken from uni­ days." forms of dead enemies. When the soldiers went over the top, which Despite his interest in history, Verslius said be is how they described leaving the trenches, does not want to become a history teacher. "I'd many faced gas attacks. World War I claimed rather do research on military artifacts for the an estimated 26 million military and civilian museum," he said. casualties worldwide. Versluis said the typical dougbboy in France Versluis said WWI and WWII veterans went through two years of hell. The soldiers lived should be heroes today. "They were the people in trenches that were three feet wide and-six feet tall that kept this world going like it is today." and were lucky to get a bath once a month. Food was scarce on the front line, said Versluis. Contributed by Richard G. Kanney

Skaters need to put up their dukes Boxing world knows finer points of ruining careers interview by EMll.Y WILLIAMS photos by DAVE BRUMBACK If it indeed does take two to tango, the Ameri­ on damsels Harding and Kenigan. Promoters, partic­ How do you feel about Tanya Harding being allowed to skate can public, no, make that world public, certainly ularly Don King, have been accused of manipulating in the Olympics? has a show to behold in Lillehammer, Norway. boxers to the point of deslrOying careers. But I don't The Tanya Harding-Nancy Kenigan saga is so hot recall any tire iron attacks in the boxing world. Of that Olympic officials bad best the thermostat course, a person would have to have a death wish to go "I think -rhat's a wm down at the ice-skating rink. after Mike Tyson with a little piece of metal. No, it's great! I tough one, By taking two to tango, I'm not boxers are far too cerebral to resort think that she because I referring to the lead characters them­ to violence. They employ such tac­ should~ think she's an TALL selves, although it could be interest­ tics as lust and greed These ice .Diu:J.x be al- accomplice TALES ing to put the two ice darlins' in a skating folks are mere lightweights I lowed to to the situa­ rink with a hockey puck and sticks. in the world of career ruining. skate. They tion, but I di' Last one with any teeth left wins. On to matters of greater import obviously haven't real­ What I'm referring to is a combi­ Major league baseball players re­ haven'tchargedberwithanytbing, ly followed it close enough to s.i.ort nation of two types of people and port this week for spring training, or and I think it's going to make for fonn an opinion of whether or not s-toriu the sordid sort of things people are at least those who are satisfied with an exciting event" • Dan Car· she should be allowed to play. by Brian Harvey capableofdoing.Here'swhatmakes their contracts do. After losing two penter But, I guess let her skate, and then for hot news. Take people from either politics, bets last year, that the Rockies would not top three kick her out later if." • Helen sportS or entertainment and toss in the subjects of million in attendance and would also finish last in the Poeppel "I think sex, violence or deceit and you're cooking. And NL West, I've learned my lesson - never bet on that it's going "It's pretty with this story, all six are ensnarled. Denver pro sports. to create a lot negative.She I have some trouble seeing figure skating as a of strife be­ is represent­ sport. Tome,asportiswben thereisaclock, finish That brings us to this week's cause, first of ing our coun­ line and/or scoreboard involved. Winners in figure all, the two try and skating are determined by judges and that makes it Fun With Papers Project 2 don't get everything, a performance on my scorecard. This week's category is pro sports (no figure along to be­ and I think In that case, boxing is not a sport. you might skating). Question 1: Which pro football franchise is gin with, and I think putting them that it's going say. I might agree. Indeed, boxing has promoted older, the Dallas Cowboys or Denver Broncos? Ques­ on the same team is going to be a to have a negative effect. What itself as an event, as in main event of the evening, tion 2: What was the first major league franchise in bad representation of America. I are other countries going to think for years. But at least in boxing, many of the events Houston called? Question 3: How did the game ball think that there' seoough involve­ ofour country now? I don't think need not bejudged. When a boxer hits the deck for in the ABA differ from the NBA's? ment that she is probably guilty she should have been allowed to a IO-count, it's plain to see he's reached his finish Don't forget, now, first one in the Crite office with -ofsomethioaanyway." • Pam skate. It does kind of put us in a line. the correct answers written on a sheet of paper gets a Stites bad light" • Scott mttte Actually, the boxing world should heap flowers free year's subscription and a Tootsie Roll. \VEDNESDAY,F'EBRUARY16,1994 THE CRITERIONI, PAGE 5 Writin~ Center qffers help The big writing just by dealing with writ­ Brian Harvey ing," Phillis said. "It certainly Fealures Editor sharpens their social skills, be­ Some students live in fear of · cause it takes a special person to the big W, as in writing, as though be a tutor." it was the big C, as in cancer. . About half of the tutors plan to But students must overcome be teachers. "They're education those fears because writing plays oriented, so the writing center a major part in earning a degree gives them a great de.al of experi­ no matter what a student's major ence," Phillis said. is. The tutors are from the school Dr. Randy Phillis, the director of hwnanities, although not all of the Mesa College Writing Cen­ are English majors. "For some ter, says the process does not have reason, we have a lot of psychol­ to be life threatening. ogists," Phillis noted. "It's fitting "We're not just limited to En­ because they have to do a lot of glish papers or freshman compo­ writing as well." sition papers," said Phillis. "What Rita Eisenheim, who is tutor­ we can do for you is help you ing for the sixth semester, is one develop a good strong clear the­ of the psychology majors at the sis. We can help you develop your center. Working with foreign stu­ ideas, make sure the paper stays dents has been rewarding to her. on track, organize it, and then "I've worked with some stu­ 'Galileo' runs this we~kend beyond that, we can even help dents· for a couple of years and The stage is set at Walker Fine Arts Ce:nter you somewhat with grammar and I've seen them come from very actually putting together sentenc- poor writing skills to being really wrote there about the repressions in Giennany. Sheri LaPlante es." good, especially the foreign stu­ While researching, Brecht discovered nnany par­ Criterion Reporter The Writing Center is located dents," said Eisenheim. "I know allels between the repressions in Gemnany and in Lowell Heiny Hall, room 449. it's not all the writing lab, .it's The stars will be out this weekend lighting up Galileo's dealings with the Inquisition. It is open from 8 a.m. until 4 p.m., (also) their own bard work and the sky and lighting up the William S. Robinson According to Robb, Galileo can bee a very Monday through Friday. Appoint­ determination." theater during the performance of ''Galileo" on educational play. It can be infonnative Jfo11 those ments are not necessary, but they Sometimes, students use a par­ Feb. 17, 18, and 19. who do not know much about him. "Hie wm, a are encouraged, especially during ticular tutor, as is the case with a "Galileo" can be inteipreted as an educational fascinating man with so much imaginatimn," said the weeks prior to midterms and foreign student studying to be a play following the story of Galileo's life. Robb. Along with many other things,. Galileo finals. Phillis also said the tutors pharmacist, who uses Eisenheim. The play's director, Maggie Robb, is en­ used different instruments that no one lhad ever are lilcely to be busy from noon "1beprogresshe'smade,notonly thused about the performance. Robb said that used, in ways that no one had ever thouglht of.!lis until 2 p.m. The phone nwnber for on technic,al papers, but on En­ one of the primary reasons for choosing to do this discovery of the pendulum led to the invrention of appoinbnents is 248-1834. glish-type papers, has been out­ play is because of the writer, Bertolt Brecht, who the clock, but probably most important;, Galileo The center ulilizes 1 I student standing," said Eisenheim. is known for bis theater of alienation. lbis is discovered that Earth and the other plamets were tutors and handles "between 150 Kathy Telford is an English Brecht's concept of the audience not becoming rotating around the sun, and the earth w,m; not at and 280 students a month," ac­ major who is also a five-semester too emotionally involved with the characters or the center of the universe. cording to Phillis. There is plenty veteran of the Writing Center. For the story, but instead, to sit back and observe. Darren Anderson, a theater major, is- playing of tutoring time for more students. her, the worlc: is more than a learn­ Robb is not sure if be has been successful at this Galileo and feels challenged about the p>art. ''He "That's our job. The busier we ing experience. "It' sfun," she said. as one can easily become wrapped up in the was very charismatic and had a large p>resence, can stay, the better," Phillis com­ "You meet new people and make characters of the play. the kind of person who would enter a rcoom amu mented. new friends." Brecht, who was from East Germany, left own it." The part of Galileo is one of tthe mo.st Tutors benefit from working Telford likes the variety of during the 1930s to take refuge in Denmark and at the center in a variety of ways. the United States. While in East Germany, he Please see PLAW, ~ge 6 "They learn a whole lot about Please see WRmNG, page 6

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PLAY, from ·~e S cording to Anderson, Gilbert and ing for this show. "There .is a others in the school of mathemat­ personal side to Galileo when you own it." The part ofGalileo is one ics and natural science are excited see itin front of you ~ opposed to Wednesday, Feb. le§ Anthropology Department,Dr. of the most important be has done about the upcoming performance. jusl.rea:dingit" said Anderson. ''It • Humaniu-e.s and Social Lynn Sikkink, 7:30 p.m., since Galileo is such an intricate Toe cast also hopes that all the was such an incredible time; ev­ Sciences film, "Wittgenstein," Wubben Lecture Jiall. character. student,; are looking forward to eryone was so curious about the 7 p.m., Liff Auditorium. • Rodeo Club Dance, 8 p.m., Anderson researched his JKUll the show. world and wanted to lcoow and • Psychology Olub meet­ Liff Auditorium. by reading aboout Galileo as well Anderson, as well ~ other cast learn more." Jlrian Dom~ who mg, J p.m., Bacon. Saturday,. Feb• •19 ~ talking to Dr. Gordon Gilbert, members, b'elieve they have plays Sagredo said Galileo was • Phi Beta Lambda, 7 p.m., • "Loose Camnon" blues an MSC professor of physics. Ac- learned quite a bit while prepar- quite a.renais.sance man wb0 en­ Boettcher. band, 6-midnigbt, Liff Audi­ deavored to learn lhings _in many . • Rodeo Club, 7 p,m., Zei­ torium. different areasindlucling physics, gel. Monday, Feb._1,J_ Tu,to:rs benefit from work 'With .students .science and music. • IHSS Film Series, 7:30 • Donna Xnili1cek, colora­ There are 33 peop1e in the cast p.m., Liff Auditorium. tura, a student recital, 8 p.m., that srodents who expect the tu­ and many of them sweep in and WRITING, from ,page S •Christian Student Fellow­ Robinson Theatre. tors to edit their papers are misin­ out of many different scerres. ship, 7:30 p.m., Bacon. • Media Board, 3 :30 p.m.: formed. It a1so helps, says While of them are essential ·an 'lbursday,Feb.17 Zeigel. reading. "Peoplearealways bring­ Eisenbeim, ifstudents have a pos­ parts, according to Robb, only • Baptist Student Onion, 6 ing in different ,re.search papers, itive anllnde about be.ing at the Tuesday,:Feb. 22 abo11t two or three are the 'Same p.m.,Bacon. sSo I'm learning about different center. • Ricky Walter:, singer, Ac­ characters throughout the show: • Society of Professional areas as well,'' said Telford. Phil­ "Sometimes people don't lis­ tivities Council, 7 p.m., Liff Music theater major Cody Gay, Journalists, 6 p.m., Elam. lis added that tutoring is "valu­ ten to what we have to say," said Auditorium. narrator; Johna Hughes, Virginia, • lnternational Student able in general, no .matter what Eisenbeim. "That's probably the •StudentBody Association (Galileo's daughter); and Ander­ Union meeting, 7-9 p.m., Ba- they plan on doing, because they most frustrating thing." She add­ son. meeting, 3:30 p.m., Kreyflei­ con. gel. sharpen their communication ed lhat it is also frustrating "if we Robb said that Brecht's play !Friday, Feb. 18 • Student Nurses Associa­ skills, both spoken and written." know that they're only mere be­ "sweeps through history, decade • Lecrures and Fonuns and tion, 7 p.m., Fletclher. The tutoring experience has its caus-e they have to be, because to decade" and travels through frustrating moments. "'When _peo­ their teachers tell lhem to come many different places. Tlbe play ple bring in a 15-page paper and into the writing lab. Otherwise begins when Galileo is 46 years want you to glance at it in 15 to 20 they w011ldn' t have bothered:" old. When Galileo was a boy, be Submissiom for Calendar ofEvents should be brought to minutes," said Telford, "it's a lit­ F

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WmNESDAY, FEBRUARY 16, 1994 :WAGE 7 All hail Her Roya~ Majesty, Joycelyn IJ " I wo. 11 b e. • • • + ~ Queen -of Condo,1111S The British have GREG Elizabeth. The Dutch RYAN have Beatrix. The Americans have Joycelyn: "If I could be the 'condom queen' and get every young person -r I, e. ... to use a condom in the United States, I would l/1 +he. wear a crown on my head with a condmm on it. I would!" All hail Her Royal Majesty, ]Joycelyn Elders, Queen of Latex! In case you think the U.S. surgeon meneral is oz-o~-14 speaking figuratively, consider her tradem1ark - a proudly-displayed, yellow, latex condom J)lant on her desk. How royally ridiculous, l mean Recycling? Waste and abuse are distinguished, she ~ust look when at work:. 1be surgeon general is the chief exea;utive of.: much better for our atmosphere Public Health Services in the Department mfHealth, Education, and Welfare, and is respo11$ible for Last week the effects of global SHAWN . to warm it up, leave it running all night. protecting the health of the American pecnple. Toe warming spread across the nation as a 1becarbonmonoxidereleasedthrough surgeon general must be capable and co>mpetent, huge heat wave broiled America. O'CONNOR the combustion process (diesels not must possess high moral and ethical standards, and 1bousandsofsunbatherslinedtheNew included) will add at least mustbearownershipofasizableamountoficommon Jersey coast to take advantage of the .00000000000000000001 degrees sense. Did someone forget to tell Mr. Clintton? You depleted stratospheric ozone. Ski global warming per fifty thousand decide: · resorts were forced to shut down. Rivers vehicles. On a recent edition of a CNBC call-in slhow ,ITTer flooded as the spring thaw occurred Third, the rural population and Majestywasaskedforasolutiontotheovenwhelming two months early. Goodwill began a renters with pet privileges should buy a number of women giving birth to crack-addicted drive for swimwear for the homeless. Antifreeze large belching cow. A calf raised on a bean-alfalfa babies. The royal response: "I would hopre that we went on clearance at Target Trees were being planted mix feed will also work. The gaseous exhalations would be able to provide them with Norplan1t, so they at a record rate to combat the rising temperatures. will add methane to the atmosphere as well as provide could still use sex, if they must. to buy their dlmgs and 1be environmentalists' warnings were finally the stuff of intelligent debite. not have unplanned babies [my italics]."' What a heeded. Global warming took effect, and now Mother Fourth, cut down all trees in your yard (renters great idea! F.arth might die! not included) and feed all house plants to your cow or Then, of course, the nextt logical Which of the above statements are true? None! calf. This will add to the amount of carbon dioxide, step would be to provictle them The Associated Press ======notonlyinyourhouse,but w i th dnugs -SO reported last week that also on your planet. t h e y 0c,..---~ wcould not 1 " ye t a nother bl as t of a Fi'th,'J' .•• good idea, afi.'J''th o'vodka.'J This Fifth1 , ••. good 1·ct ea, a ha ve to -usce sex - winter that has rewritten won't add to global warming but will add fifth ofvodka. This won't for this purpose 1 amyway. record books blew snow to personal warming which is even better. add to global warming but lbey would still J lwvetouse andfreezingrainfromone will add to personal sex for food, \ cllothing, end of the nation to the ======warming which is better. andaplacetolive, } . . · bwt one other ... " The record books were not rewritten Sixth, we~ nylons while crushing beer cans on thing at a time. .,.,... ,.. , .... , ..... ,_;..,,. ..,,,...... because of high temperatures, but because'ofiows. ' your forehead. Nylon and aluminum production Adding to Queen Joycelyn's respectalbility and This may seem alarming to the radical friends of creates gas by-products that destroy ozone, thus charm is the unique way in which she ckea'.ls with the earth who insist we are in the midst of a global discarding these items haphazardly improves our people who do not happen to share her nob>le views. disaster. Apparently Al Gore was right when he tans and shortens our winters. Shedenouncesreligiousactivistsas"non-Clhristians'' wrote about global cooling in Reader's Digest back Warming the planet may seem to be an almost who harbor "slave-master" mentalities. Herr advice to in 1978. Al knew. We didn't listen, but Al warned us. impossible task, but if we all work together, next pro-Ufe advocates: "Get over your love afffair with NowwemusttakemeasurestoJ}elpwarmtheplanet winter might not be the tip of the ice age. It's thefetus."Shechastisesdrug-legalizationmpponents and save the earth. important not to be selfish in the "Warm the Earth" forintentionallykeepingaddicts"poor,igncorant,and 1bere are a few easy ways to drastically change crusade. Every CFC released does its part. Every . enslaved." the world around us for the better and help make next drop of guzzled gasoline helps. Every belch matt~s. How lucky we are to have Her Majesity as our winter a little less harsh. First, use lots of aerosol :t;:veryuprootedtreeandpoisonedplantcounts.Every surgeon general. It would be unfortunate to have propelled hair spray. Remember, \;Vf th hair spray you nylon run and discarded, every aluminum can tossed some loud-mouthed, intolerant, judgmemtal idiot can almost never use too much. The on the trash heap and not recycled ~vances our playing, among ·other things, spokespersmn to the chlorofluorocarbons (CFCs) that are released will cause. world, simply because the president sub1mitted to help to eat away that nasty ozone that's depriving us Even with all of this effort, it may be several pressure from women's and ethnic growps. Yes, of some nice, warm ultraviolet radiation. years before our wint~ average 65 degrees, but until Queen Joycelyn is unquestionably the mostt qualified Second,insteadofstartingyourcarinthemorning that happy day we can still curl up id front of a cozy person for the job. fire with a bowl ()f spotted owl soup. Now - give the lady her crown.

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Mall or bring correspondence to: ~ Criurion, W.W. Campbell College Center, 1175 Texas Ave.,#113, Grand Junction, Colo. 81501. Please call at: 303-248-125$. Tm: CRITERION, PAGE 8 WEDNESDAY, FEBRUARY 161994 The street wars are escalating; -II let's arm the cops in response Education is for a~ Finally a breath offresh air from the TIM Leftists have argued for years that Editor: White House. Finally a hint ofleadership stiffer sentences, Ii ke the death penalty, I would like to voice my concern about from Olinton the wishy-washy. It has POLLARD do little or nothing to reduce crime. Colorado Senate Bill 161 introduced by Senator been a long time since the NAFTA While I wholeheartedly disagree on Powers of El Paso County,~ a student at Mesa agreement, the last time that the president the basic tenet that guys behind bars State College, I feel that this bill would be very actually did something right, but he · cannot commit crimes, I also accept - detrimental to the "State Supported Institutions may be on a roll again after his State of the fact that housing the convicts we of Higher Education." the Union speech in which be proposed already have is extremely burdensome Th.is bill would stop mass medi.a and direct some new strategies to fight violent to state and federal budgets. We are mail advertising geared towards non-traditional crime. simply unable to afford another couple of hundred students. Senator Powers ffeels that The president's program has been labeled "Three thousand felons serving life sentences in our maximum non-traditional students create '"a financial Strikes, You're Out." In a nutshell, this plan would security resort faoilities. We need a solution to this burden upon such institutions." My question to give a life prison sentence to anyone convicted of problem that will cost very little money to put in Senator Powers is, "How can non-tr ads create a three violent felonies. No ifs ands or buts. Commit place, and is simple enough that even the present financial burden?" A student is a student. the crime, do the time. What an ad.ministration can understand Non-trad or not, every student pays tuition and it. We need more police fees. They also pay the same price for books intriguing concept. Who wotildhaveeverthoughtthat """'~i!lii~~,~~ officers on our streets. and they support their school. College is a way liberals would condone No, I am not talking to better one's self. It is a place where new ideas imprisonment for criminals in our about the Clinton plan for are taught and new ways of thinking ar-e born. lifetime? Hillary mast be on vacation. ano~er 100,000 police officers, I This bill is simply ridiculous! Although I must commend the Clinton am not talking about spending more money to create In a school such as Mesa State, 40 percent administration on developing a policy that doesn't new state jobs and pensions and red tape. Let's do this of the population is over the age of2:5 . Mesa and involve raising taxes or making Hillary the head of right. Let's bring in the Anny. One or two guys in other s.chools like it were created to serve the another task force, their plan falls short ofaddressing combat fatigues on every block, highly trained and needs of those in the community, including the issue's root problem, as usual. Will criminals see carrying automatic weapons, would stifle crime even those over the age of 25. This bill neither helps this new law (if passed) as a chance to conunit two in our most dangerous inner-cities. How many the college nor any of it's students. Therefore, violent crimes without serious repercussions? Will it murders and rapes would occur if the would-be this bill should be deemed unconstitutional. It be just like strategy in a basketball game, where you criminal knew that a guy with a crew cut and an not only discriminates against people over the use your f<;mls wisely, but try not to foul out? It is all M203 grenade launcher was only a saeam away? age of nineteen, it also takes awa-y some of a well and good to try to deter repeat offenses, but what Should we continue to let our citizens scieam in person's right to choose the way 1they would about discouraging the first transgression? Are the vain? Come on, BilL Give us more cops, real cops, like to .further their education. first and second crimes less serious than the third? oops wHh grenades. - Paul Alexander MSC Student SBA Representative

Skiing not the problem Soccer the way to go adults will volunteer to serve as coaches, officials, , team moms, and field maintenance personnel. Editor: Editor: Soccer has become an integral part of community I admire Mr. Nelson's true sincerity for the Recent sta:tement!I by Brian Harvey in The life 1n Gr.and Junction. It would be a mistake to environment and the zealous passiorn with which Criterion (Feb. 2) concerning the addition of a underestimate the impact of the growing numbers .he strives to protect it However, I think Mr. women's s_pon at Mesa State College may have of chilhit­ State comes in with a 15-7 overall of first place and will play ting 12 of 23 from three-point recordand7-2intheRockyMoun­ Mental Toughness Jea_gue.Jeading Chadron State range. tain Athletic Conference. The The Lady Mavs biope ro solve lhisFridayinanattempttomove Senior Trent Oney and jun­ Lady Eagles are led by senior the mental lapses they have been into a first place tie in the ior Beau Smith had 11 of the 12 Shauna Smith who is averaging _plagued with this season. "We are RMAC. In Chadron the Mavs three-pointers, including a sec­ 17 .9 points per demanding lost 83-81 on Jan. 27. ond half highlight show, as game. account- However, the regular season Smith hit three in a row. Oney C hadron ability road trips are over for the Mavs and Smith fin1shed the game Stateisaverag- "There' are only two rea- every lime as they entertain the F.agles, the with 24 and 23 _points, respec­ ing 78 points sons for making J 8 of 79 down me Colorado School of Mines oo tively. pergamewhlch shots, eitheryou 're not men- floor right Saturday, and finish the season Oney had his best game of leads the now in against arch-rival Western State the season, as he recorded a RMAC and tally tough during the game e v e r Y on Feb. 26, The F.agles, howev­ double-double (double figures could cause or you 're not a very good aspect of er, will beon the road the rest of in points and assists) with his problems for basketball player. " the game," tbese~n 24 points and 11 assists. He theLady Mavs. --Steve 'Kirkham s a i d 1fbe winner of the regular finished the weekend with 47 "We've got to -======Kirkham. season's RMAC race will have Senior'Trent Oney points and 17 assists. Seniors go out and at­ "If you do a bye .in the first round of the l3il1Xap_pel and Tom Cooldin­ tack people on both ends of the not set a pick, we are holding you confe(ence tournament The flatonSaturdaynight. OW1prep­ ished the game with 14 and 13 court," said coach Sieve Kirkham. accountable for that. lfyou don't winner of the 'RMAC Tourney aration is on the weekend. We points respectively. "We can't play passive." Mesa hil a two-foot bank :Shot, we are will have an automatic berth to look at it as a 80 minute game Hot shooting by the Mavs State lost to Chadron 78-74 earli­ holding you accouncable for that. the regional tournament Toe with a 22 hour.balf lime." was not the case, as the night er this ~nin Nebraska.. That is the only thing we have not semi-finals will be !March 4-5 1Jbe Mavs, ranked 18th in the before they lost to the Cow­ On Saturday, the Lady Mavs lried this season, andl nothing else on the Auroria campus in Den­ country io the NCAA Division boys. The Mavs shot just over will host the struggling Colorado has worked. It has been very ver. Il, willretmn to Saunde.rsField­ 50 percent, as New Mexico School of Mines. Mines is 3-18 frustrating." "l _am wonied about this .house after rmisbing their final lligblands buried seven three­ overallandjust I-Sin theRMAC. All-American weekend, but I am worrtedmore regular sea.1,m road trip the pointers. Mesa Staie has defeated Mines twice ibis seasoo wjth the laiest Toe only bright spot from the being a62-38 rout in Golden two road lrip was the .return of All­ weeks ago. Game lime for both American candidate 1fonya Stiles. Thirteen sign letter of in.tent to M~C Friday and Saturday is 6 p.m. Tiie senior did not JPlay against New Mexico Highlands because RockyRua-d Job--u SbJJlfer of an ankle injury, bttt returned to Toe following are the 1994 rooruit.s: Sports Editor The Lady Mavs are coming off play against Adams State. She • Jlrandon Barker, 6-5, 220, DL, Arvada West a road tiip that saw them shoot 25 acquired her 11th double-doubte *Jim IBob Bloomfield, 6-3, 205, TE, rune AfterMesa Staie hired Jay Hood as_new ioot­ percent from the floor. "We're as (double figures in scoring and re­ mll coach, the acgoistion of new recruits w_as ~ Estes, 6-2, 230,PB,Xirlc.land Central., N.M. down as any team I've had at bounds) as sbe scored 22 points Hood's top priority. He has.released the football •Travis Hossfeld, 6-3, 215, LB, Arapahoe Mesa State," __saidKirkham. Mesa and grabbed 11 rebounds. program's list of athletes who have signed a letter , *Anthony Kerr, 6-0, 185,DB, Douglas County , Staie was routed by New Mexico .She continued to add to her ofintent to Mesa State College. : *Jake Lang, 5-11, 195, TB, Bear Crook Highlands University 80-59 as resume,. as she was 1J1amed to the *Jamaal McCoy-Cannedy, 6-2, 230, DL, Widefield Hood, who took over the bea

command of your own career, consider benefits only the Army can offer- a $5000 February 22, 1994 at 5:-30 p.m. Houston Hall 'Room 215 the Army Nurse Corps. You'll be treated as signing bonus, housing allowances and 4 call Darlene at Career Services for reservations;, a competent professional, given your own weeks paid vacation-you'll be well in com- seating is limited. patients and responsibilities commensurate mand of your life. Call J-800-USA ARMY 248-1-366 ARMY NURSE CORPS. BE ALL YOU CAM BE. QThe ~frAnklin • Building Brighter 1omorrows PAGE 10, THE CRITERION WEDNESDAY, FEBRUARY 16, 1994 Lady Mavs looking to establish competitiveness

John Shaffer Women's tennis team wants to draw Sports Editor upon trans!er students experience With the arrival of spring a very mature player, and lhe olh­ ing the team results. "Last year sports, anentions shift from the er players look up to her." because of inexperience in dou­ basketball courts to the tennis Mesa returns Delinda Van bles competition we lost some courts. The Mesa State women's Drumpt, Jennifer Sprigg, and Je­ meets we should not have lost," teMis team began practice Feb. 1, nee Nagg. "Delinda bas good lead- Elliot said. "This year everyone and will begin competition March seems to want to play. All the play­ 7 at South Mountain Community ers want to learn bow to play dou­ College in Tucson, Ariz. ''With young players bles\ and make the team better." The Lady Mavs struggled and experienced lead­ Hughes, Van Drumpt, and fresh­ through last season wilh only sev­ man Amy Aragon will combine en team members, but will have a ers I think we can be­ efforts to create competitive dou­ team of nine players this season. come stronger as the bles teams. "The doubles will be a "We have a young team, but wilh seasonprogresses. We key to our season," Elliot said. "I more players we have a lot more are very talented at want to improve on our doubles depth." said coach Tish Elliot every spot on the play throughout the season." "The transfer athletes will help "With young players and expe­ the freshmen out because of lheir uam." rienced leaders I think we can be­ college experience." --Tish Elliot come stronger as the season Heather Hughes, a transfer progresses," Elliot said. "We are from Regis College in Denver, ersbip and bas a lot ofexperience very talented at every spot on the and Jill Cole, a transfer from San­ incollegeteMis,"Elliotsaid. "We team. Itwill push lhe players, help­ ta Barbara Community College, look to be tougher and stronger ing them to improve." will be the transfers Elliot will wilh a lot more experience. All The Lady Mavs will not play at rely on to help the younger play­ nine players have a chance to slip home until March 24 when they ers. into the seven spots." host Colorado College in a dual Crittrion photo by John Shaffer "Jill bas really good leader­ wt season lhe team dropped match. The matches are scheduled Jill Cole prepares to return a backhand pom Delinda Van ship qualities," Elliot said. "She is some close doubles matcbes,hurt- to begin at 3 p.m. Dn.unpt during a preseason practice on Monday. Sports Extra {}ff tf\'. -:::::;::;:; :,·:::::t///\i: )\~;;t

1993-94 STANDINGS Feb.16 BMAC !h'.mll Softball at Chapman University (DH) 5p.m. w L ~ w L ~ ff fA Feb.18 Chadron State 7 2 .778 14 8 .636 89.6 87.2 Women's basketball hosts Chadron State 6 p.m. Mesa State 6 3 .667 16 6 .727 84.0 75.5 Men's basketball hosts Chadron State 8 p.m. Western State 6 3 .667 12 10 .545 80.0 83.1 Feb.19 Fort Hays State 6 4 .600 15 7 .681 89.6 79.1 Women's basketball hosts Colo. School of Mines 6 p.m. New Mexico Highlands 5 4 .556 11 11 .500 88.6 91.5 Men's basketball hosts Colo. School of Mines 8 p.m. Adams State 1 8 .111 8 17 .320 82.1 84.6 Feb.18-20 ·Colorado Mines 1 8 .111 3 20 .130 74.6 85.7 Softball at San Bernardino Tournament 1BA Feb.24 Baseball hosts Brigham Young University 1 p.m. Feb.25 Baseball hosts Brigham Young University 2 p.m. 1993-94 STANDINGS Feb.26 BMAC Qymll Baseball hosts University of Northern Colorado 2 p.m. w L ~ w L ~ ff fA Softball at UCCS Tournament 1BA Fort Hays State 9 1 .900 15 8 .652 71.4 67.6 Women's basketball hosts Western State 6p.m. Chadron State 7 2 .778 15 7 .681 78.0 68.6 Men's basketball hosts Western State 8p.m. New Mexico Highlands 6 3 .667 13 9 -~91 74.6 69.1 Feb.27 Adams State 4 6 .400 10 12 .455 67.6 67.3 Baseball hosts University of Northern Colorado (DH) 12 p.m. Mesa State 3 6 .333 8 13 .381 68.3 68.1 Softball at UCCS Tournament 1BA Western State 2 7 .222 6 18 .250 56.0 71.9 Marcb3 Colorado Mines 8 .lll 3 18 .167 56.0 68.1 Baseball at University of Southern Colorado (DH) 1 p.m. Marcb4 Baseball at University of Southern Colorado (DH) 1 p.m. Marcb5 Softball hosts University of Southern Colorado (DH) 12 p.m . 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