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If you’ve been meaning to find a little information on the region, but never You are here, finally! quite got around to it, we hope that the following will help. If you look at We wish you a warm the maps on this page, you will note that PV (as the locals call it) is on the west coast of Mexico, smack in the middle of the Bay of Banderas - one of the largest bays in this country - which includes southern part of Welcome the state of Nayarit to the north and the northern part of Jalisco to the south. Thanks to its privileged location -sheltered by the Sierra Madre mountains- the Bay is well protected against the hurricanes spawned in the Pacific. Hurricane Kenna did come close on October 25, 2002, but actually touched down in San Blas, Nayarit, some 200 kms north of PV. The town sits on the same parallel as the Hawaiian Islands, thus the similarities in the climate of the two destinations.

AREA: 1,300 sq. kilometers that can only be boarded there. They have pre-fixed rates yet, if you have a “bank card”, withdraw funds from your POPULATION: 350,000 inhabitants per passenger. City cabs are yellow or white, and charge by account back home. Try to avoid exchanging money at CLIMATE: Tropical, humid, with an average of 300 sunny the ride, not by passenger. When you ask to go downtown, your hotel. Traditionally, those offer the worst rates. days per year. The temperature averages 28°C (82°F) and the remember that your fare covers the ENTIRE central area, so WHAT TO DO: Even if your all-inclusive hotel is everything rainy season extends from late June to early October. make sure you are brought to the main plaza! Pick up a free you ever dreamed of, you should experience at least a FAUNA: Nearby Sierra Vallejo hosts a great variety map, and insist on your full value from the driver! Note the little of all that Vallarta has to offer - it is truly a condensed of animal species such as iguana, guacamaya, deer, number of your taxi in case of any problem, or if you forget version of all that is Mexican and existed before «Planned raccoon, etc. something in the cab. Then your hotel or travel rep can help Tourist Resorts», such as Cancun, Los Cabos and Ixtapa, SANCTUARIES: Bahía de Banderas encloses two Marine you check it out or lodge a complaint. were developed. Millions have been spent to ensure that National Parks - Los Arcos and the Marieta Islands - where Uber has also been available in PV for the past year or so. the original “small town” flavor is maintained downtown, in diving is allowed under certain circumstances but fishing of Download their app in your smartphone. the Old Town and on the South Side. any kind is prohibited. Every year, the Bay receives the visit of TIME ZONE: The entire State of Jalisco is on Central Time, DRINKING WATER: The false belief that a Mexican vacation the humpback whales, dolphins and manta rays in the winter. as is the area of the State of Nayarit from Lo de Marcos in the must inevitably lead to an encounter with Moctezuma’s During the summer, sea turtles, a protected species, arrive to north to the Ameca River, i.e.: Nuevo Vallarta, Bucerías, La Cruz revenge is just that: false. For the 26th year in a row, Puerto its shores to lay their eggs. de Huanacaxtle, Sayulita, San Pancho, Punta Mita, etc. North Vallarta’s water has been awarded a certification of purity for ECONOMY: Local economy is based mainly on tourism, of Lo De Marcos, Guayabitos, La Peñita, San Blas, etc. are on human consumption. It is one of only two cities in Mexico that construction and to a lesser degree, on agriculture, Mountain Time, i.e.: one hour behind PV time. can boast of such accomplishment. True, the quality of the mainly tropical fruit such as mango, papaya, watermelon, TELEPHONE CALLS: Always check on the cost of long water tested at the purification plant varies greatly from what pineapple, guanabana, cantaloupe and bananas. distance calls from your hotel room. Some establishments comes out of the tap at the other end. So do be careful. On CURRENCY: The Mexican Peso is the legal currency in charge as much as U.S. $7.00 per minute! the other hand, most large hotels have their own purification Mexico although Canadian and American dollars are widely CELL PHONES: Most cellular phones from the U.S. and equipment and most restaurants use purified water. If you accepted. Canada may be programmed for local use, through Telcel and want to be doubly sure, you can pick up purified bottled BUSES: A system of urban buses with different routes. IUSAcell, the local carriers. To dial cell to cell, use the prefix 322, water just about anywhere. Current fare is $10.00 Pesos per ticket and passengers then the seven digit number of the person you’re calling. Omit EXPORTING PETS: Canadian and American tourists often must purchase a new ticket every time they board another the prefix if dialling a land line. fall in love with one of the many stray dogs and cats in Vallarta. bus. There are no “transfers”. LOCAL CUSTOMS: Tipping is usually 15%-20% of the bill Many would like to bring it back with them, but believe that the TAXIS: There are set rates within defined zones of the at restaurants and bars. Tip bellboys, taxis, waiters, maids, laws do not allow them to do so. Wrong. If you would like to town. Do not enter a taxi without agreeing on the price with etc. depending on the service. Some businesses and offices bring a cat or a dog back home, call the local animal shelter for the driver FIRST. If you are staying in a hotel, you may want close from 2 p.m. to 4 p.m., reopening until 7 p.m. or later. In more info: 293-3690. to check the rates usually posted in the lobby. Also, if you restaurants, it is considered poor manners to present the LOCAL SIGHTSEEING: A good beginning would be to take know which restaurant you want to go, do not let the driver check before it is requested, so when you’re ready to leave, one of the City Tours offered by the local tour agencies. Before change your mind. Many restaurateurs pay commissions ask «La cuenta, por favor» and your bill will be delivered to you. boarding, make sure you have a map and take note of the to taxi drivers and you may end up paying more than you MONEY EXCHANGE: Banks will give you a higher rate places you want to return to. Then venture off the beaten path. should, in a second-rate establishment! There are 2 kinds of exchange than the exchange booths (caja de cambio), Explore a little. Go farther than the tour bus takes you. And of taxi cabs: those at the airport and the maritime port though not all offer exchange services to foreigners. Better don’t worry - this is a safe place. 3

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Dear Editor, Last year, as we were about to leave PV, I saw an item in the PV Mirror about a place that was taking in unwanted children and providing them with shelter and an education. The item indicated you could come for a tour and brunch to see what they were doing. We were about to go back home but I made note of the place and vowed to get there this year. Well, I just got back from the place and must say it was quite a sobering experience. The lady that started this endeavour with 16 children now has around 100 children whom she looks after. They do not call this an orphanage because it is really a home and the 100 children call the couple that started it mom and dad. Wow! This is a heartwarming story and I urge all who read this to consider taking the tour. If you do, I doubt you will leave dry eyed. At the end of the tour and brunch, all the children come out and sing a few songs and then go around introducing themselves and hugging the visitors. What a wonderful experience! The tour is every Tuesday at 9:30 AM at 355 San Luis Potosi. They ask for a donation of 250 pesos. You can contact them at [email protected] to let them know you are coming or to ask questions about this incredible program. James Thacker

Dear Editor, I asked this question about a year ago and didn’t get a response, so I’m going to ask it again. Why don’t the new buses have license plates? I thought ALL motor vehicles that use the streets are required to have a current license. Is there some special consideration because they are natural gas powered? Or, because they are natural gas powered, the state hasn’t figured out a fee schedule for these buses? Pablo Gonzalez G.

Dear Editor, I would like to inform you and your readers that today at 4:15 p.m. I witnessed through my binoculars two Jet Skiers out harassing a mother whale and her calf about a half mile from shore. Running right over top of them putting themselves in danger and the mother and calf. When did the human race get so stupid and thoughtless? Maybe the Jet Ski rental operators need to be educated on keeping our bay safe for the marine life we have and enjoy, this should be common knowledge for a fifth grader but I don’t often see them renting Jet Ski! A pitiful display of stupidity by people that should have more common sense, dumb and dumber, a classic case that some people should never breed ! Roy Thorson La Cruz 4 Do you read TripAdvisor? Sheri, from Valparaiso, Indiana, the Sea Monkey Restaurant, which is took an IFC Home Tour last week at the corner of Aquiles Serdan and and here’s her review… “We had the Malecon. The tours visit three or so much fun taking the International four amazing homes and last about Friendship Club house tour! The three hours. You can buy tickets at the guides were informative and shared Sea Monkey on the day of the tour, but stories about the homes that we visited. come early because they go fast. You travel from home to home in an air- Or they can be purchased online at: conditioned bus with a truly amazing www.toursforvallarta.com bus driver! It was fun to see different neighbourhoods than we would have traveled to by ourselves. And the homes were spectacular! I love the reason this organization puts on these tours... to Meet Karen Mical Designs provide cleft palate surgeries for the Original, Handmade, Wearable Art children of PV who could not normally afford the surgery. They also give to Made from polymer clay, Karen & David Mical design beautiful and colorful the community in other ways. I highly You’ll be walking up and down stairs beads and turn them into stunning necklaces, earrings, bracelets and rings. recommend this activity.” and, maybe, on cobbled streets, so good Karen and David have been artists for many years, working with water The tours have been running for shoes will help. Unfortunately, people colors, stained glass, wood and leather. They discovered they had a passion 35 consecutive years and have been who have gimpy knees and ankles for polymer clay and the various techniques to play and experiment with. awarded TripAdvisor’s Certificate of might find this tour a bit challenging. Now that they’re retired and they’ve been living their dream in Puerto Vallarta Excellence for seven consecutive years. All proceeds of the tours are used to for the past 7 years, the Mical’s enjoy the relaxing lifestyle of They run on Tuesdays and support the programs and charities of “sitting on our terrace overlooking the ocean and making beads”. Wednesdays at 10:30 and leave from the IFC. “The beads are not painted as everyone asks. We take the raw clay, blend the colors for each series, then make canes and sheets of designs. Sometimes we add silver or gold leaf for a different effect. There are many techniques used to create all of the designs,” explains Karen. Cocktails, “The finished beads are baked at low temperatures and polished on a Belly Dancing, buffing wheel. Once they are baked, they are durable and lightweight. Raffle Prizes, The beads are then assembled into the jewelry.” In their seventh season at the Olas Altas Farmers’ Market, the Mical’s Tarot Readings feel so very fortunate to be doing what they love. They create new and a Vallarta Sunset! pieces every week, wowing their customers with the many color Tuesday, February 4 combinations and comfortable fit of each unique piece. 6 to 8 p.m. “We have so much fun meeting new people from all over the world,” Daiquiri Dick’s says Karen. “Our Friends always stop by to say hello and now 314 Olas Altas, Old Town Vallarta you can too! Stop by this Saturday in Lazarus Cardenas Park from 9 a.m. to 2 p.m. and pick out your favorite one-of-a-kind piece.” If you attended the 2018 PuRR Project Sunset Cocktail Party at Daiquiri Dick’s, you will most definitely recall the memorable performance by world-renowned belly dancer Ruben Eduardo Marquez Angel. We are very pleased to announce that Ruben will perform at this year’s Sunset Cocktail Party once again. Please join us for cocktails, a splendiferous display of appetizers, an amazing performance by the world-renowned belly-dancer Ruben Eduardo Marquez Angel, and a gorgeous Vallarta sunset. There will also be a raffle for fabulous prizes and you can get a glimpse into your future with a visit to the tarot card booth. Tickets are just $500 pesos and are available at Daiquiri Dick’s, at the Saturday PuRR Project adoption booth in Daiquiri Dick’s plaza, or by contacting [email protected] Proceeds benefit the 200+ cats residing at the PuRR Project shelter, a no-kill feline sanctuary north of Puerto Vallarta. 5 Help for the mountain people World-wide, indigenous students face considerable barriers to completing university programs. They often have inferior primary and secondary education. They must leave isolated home communities to attend school in a culturally different urban environment. They have to study in a second language. In a nutshell, they start “behind the eight-ball”. Scholarship programs, like the HSF, are critical to their success and to the development and cultural survival of their communities. The volunteer-run HSF began operating during the summer of 2018, making its first scholarship awards John Warren that fall. It was created by members of The picture with this article is of a three organizations: the International piece of gorgeous beadwork that is Friendship Club (IFC), the Wixarika available at Peyote People, a store in Research Centre (WRC) and the Puerto Vallarta located at 222 Juarez. Volcanes Community Project. The beadwork was created by a member The IFC in Puerto Vallarta, home of the Huichol, or “Wixaritari” people, of the HSF volunteer committee, an indigenous nation that exists in the is responsible for raising funds and Sierra Madre Occidental mountains that promoting greater understanding straddle the states of Jalisco, Nayarit, about the Huichol within Vallarta’s ex- Zacatecas, and Durango. Many ex-pats pat community. hear the word Huichol and automatically The Wixarika Research Centre connect it with the exceptional (WRC), based in San Diego and Jalisco/ craftsmanship of the nation’s bead Nayarit, is responsible for promoting the workers and their woodcarvers. That scholarship in Wixarika communities, connection is now changing. selecting which applicants to support, Like other indigenous nations in delivering cheques, and reporting on Mexico, the Huichol are among the the experience of the HSF students. poorest segment of this country’s HSF’s third partner is the Volcanes population. Their living conditions, Community Project, also in PV. education, and social services are They provide essential financial and worse than those enjoyed by most other administrative services, assisting in Mexicans. Their land, communities, the delivery of funds to the WRC and and culture are under attack from documenting receipt of the scholarships. mining companies, drug cartels, and If you would like to learn more industrial development. Now, the about this important program Huichols need their young adults to that helps the Wixarica kids, their be better educated, so they can defend community, and their future, you themselves and their way of life. will enjoy two programs at the IFC In the summer of 2018, the Huichol Clubhouse. (Above HSBC at the Scholarship Fund (HSF) was created corner of Insurgentes and Libertad). in Puerto Vallarta to help indigenous Brian McDougall will present a students study at university. It was lecture about the HRF program on started with five students and, now, Monday, February 3rd at 3 p.m., and on is sponsoring ten. These include Thursday 6th at 7 p.m., he will host a Aquileo, studying electromechanical movie about the Huichol Community engineering, Sintia in education, and and culture. Please contact Brian at Bianca, in law. Others are taking [email protected] for forestry, civil engineering, and more details about these presentations logistical engineering. or about the HRF. 6 Welcome, Home! Sheryl Novak To import or not to import, that is the question!

If you are considering purchasing a home in Mexico, one of the many questions is whether it is best to pack up and ship all your earthly possessions or buy new. Both options have as many benefits as drawbacks. The best decision for one family may not be the best decision for another. Here are some things to consider that will help you decide whether shipping is worth the hassle. Shipping your furniture and household goods is not as simple as locating a big van and driving leisurely to your new home in Mexico. When selecting a shipping and serial numbers of electronic appliances. You will company, make sure to do many reference checks. The need four original sets of each document, and all need to feedback and testimonials on the company website be signed. A reminder that there is also a consular fee that may display only positive reviews. Make sure to do you must pay by cash. If you are a Temporary Resident much searching of independent, third-party sites before with a Temporary Visa, keep in mind that you are only you settle on the shipping company you will use. allowed to keep the imported items in the country until Insurance is essential to consider, especially if you the expiry date of your Temporary Resident Card. When have expensive items or valuable heirlooms. A good the card expires, you must leave the country along with shipping company will provide moving materials your household goods and anything you imported. It such as boxes, bubble wrapping, and protective will be critical keeping an eye on the expiry date of your carpets. Nonetheless, the longer the distance you are Resident Visa. shipping items, the higher the risk. Household goods import certificates also have a If you are planning to bring furniture and household deadline. You have no later than six months from the items in your vehicle, plan out in advance how you are time you first enter Mexico in which to import your going to secure the contents overnight. Unfortunately, items. You are only allowed one household goods unsecured hotel and motel parking lots are a target for import certificate, so make sure to plan accordingly to theft. Last year, there was a higher number of reports get everything moved within that period. through social media of Canadians and Americans who You may require the service of a customs broker were the victims of unscrupulous thieves who cleaned at your port of entry. Customs brokers are licensed out contents of vans and storage trailers while their experts on importing. They are familiar with all owners were sleeping. Look for accommodations with Mexican custom and tariff laws. The right custom a 24-hour guard or secure parking facilities. broker will work on your behalf to ensure you have No matter if you use a shipping company or drive met all the requirements to import your goods. the items into Mexico yourself, importing your Although an additional cost, they will help identify furniture and household goods require a household any import duty and taxes. goods certificate. This includes furniture, linen, Import duty and taxes use a valuation method books, clothes, artwork, and anything you plan to called CIF. That means the amount you pay is move to your new home. According to Mexican law, based on the cost of items being imported, the cost to import household goods, you must hold either a of insurance, and the cost of freight. Some things, permanent or temporary resident card. You must also such as electronic items can be imported duty-free. In present a household import certificate at your point of addition to the import duty and tax, there may also be entry into Mexico. This certificate is only available a sales tax, customs processing fee, and excise taxes. in advance from the Consulate closest to your home. In the past, with NAFTA, Canadians and Americans To obtain this certificate, you will need to present to were granted preferential duty rates. Depending on the Consulate your resident visa card, a valid passport, current negotiations, this may change. a typed letter addressed to your Mexican Consulate To reduce stress and hassle, if you import your Office, providing the current address of your home in furniture and household goods, consult experts before Canada or US as well as the complete address of your you go. new residence in Mexico. Also required is a typed list, Not interested in importing? For well-made furniture in Spanish of ALL household goods being imported, the that will last in this environment, please email me at quantity and description of each item and brand, model, [email protected] 7 (See location number on Central Map) on Central number (See location (See location number on Central Map) on Central number (See location 2 7 8

As in years past, a collection was signs have to be made to facilitate taken with funds given to the church ease of purchase during the fashion to disburse to Vallarta’s poor. show. Racks of clothing for sale From Here The River Café again hosted the have to be transported and manned Marcia Blondin annual Pasitos de Luz Fashion Show/ throughout. Silent auction items [email protected] Luncheon. With clothing by Kathleen have to found, catalogued, and Palmer’s Deja New and Kim Martin’s displayed beautifully and safely. Myskova Beachware Boutique, the Entertainers have to be engaged When the night keeps you from sleeping models were coiffed and beautified then encouraged to gift their by Luis Germany’s Salon Malecon at performances. 819 Morelos downtown, and his crew I will know soon how well Pasitos The title of this week’s From mean feat for a matinee mid-week! of stylists. I watched him and his staff de Luz was helped by this sold-out, Here is a line from one of British Michael nailed the high notes that work magic on the models who are all enjoyable luncheon. songstress Adele’s poignant songs. no grown man other than the Big O well-known locals. Coming next week to Teatro I made a point to see Angela should be able to do. It was great to Vallarta as part of their Latin Seeger’s tribute to Adele last week hear Michael do Roy again! America Tour – “The Opera Locos” at Incanto and instantly understood The church of Guadalupe was live! Sher Productions presents the woman’s popularity. It was the packed for the annual free concert this European spectacular with first time I had deliberately been presented by David Boz from Mexico City’s most beautiful exposed to her music - as hard as Victoria, B.C., Canada. It was operatic voices in a comedic fusion that is to believe with her millions recorded by “Puerto Vallarta Travel of classical opera favorites mixed of albums sold; remember where I Show” producer Barry Kessler who with pop-rock. “Opera Locos” live. I liked her voice, despite the C flies in from Simi Valley a few times won first prize in Spain for “Best & W twang on occasion, but hey – a year to interview locals who are Musical”. For one performance it is all about the heartbreak. heard later (after careful editing!) in only on Thursday, January 23rd, at When I thought Adele’s voice Barry’s podcasts. 8 p.m. A good rule of thumb here would soar, it plunged into a rich The classical program included – if it’s a Sher Production – go! alto, and the reverse was true as soprano Kathy Overly, organist Remember the Jalisco State Ballet well. A brilliant performance and if Shanti Doelger, vocalist, and performances? And the best one I can ask a favor of Canadian singer organist Jean-Guy Comeau who of all, “Siddhartha”, will return to Angela Seeger – bring us a show quite proudly introduced his student The finishing touches were chosen Teatro Vallarta in May of this year. with your amazingly powerful voice of voice and keyboards, Vallarta’s by Cassandra Shaw herself from her The dance floor at El Rio BBQ/ and do Janis, do Heart – the Wilson getting-to-be-famous blind tenor, stunning jewelry and art store on Bar was packed for every CCR sister’s rendition of “Stairway”, do Rodolfo. The “Prayer” duet by Basilio Badillo. song last week. Eastern Canada’s Gracie Slick and of course, Adele, Kathy and Rodolfo left most of us The behind - the - scenes Jeff Brewer sang and played and more. I think it would be weeping with the soaring beauty of organization is immense. Barb guitar in homage to the great John extraordinary! it all. Bremner is in charge of Pasitos de Fogerty, who headed up Creedence The second that show was over, On piccolo trumpet, organizer Luz’s fundraising events. Her job Clearwater Revival. Almost a full- I flew across town to the Palm to David Boz filled the church with includes securing venues and menus, house of jubilant people danced, catch the last hour of Michael rare and exquisite Baroque notes to herding volunteers who watch over drank, ate, and sang along to every Danckert’s tribute to Roy Orbison. the angels, and to his son who sat in and help with the models, clothes single song. Very close to a full house – no the front row. have to be chosen that fit correctly, (See location number on Central Map) on Central number (See location 9 Within PV

Coming next week to El Rio in Paso Ancho, Also, a world premiere composed especially Will Chalmers’ tribute to Neil Diamond will sell for this series, titled ‘Conversations Beyond the out fast! Will has packed the house every time Stars’ by John Kreitler, who says, “It was inspired he has brought this legend to life under the stars by astrological phenomena known as FRBs (Fast at El Rio. Unfortunately, I missed his show last Radio Bursts) which are sounds coming from season and have already reserved my table for outside our galaxy first discovered by astronomers the 18th. See you there! in 2007. The work includes electronic sounds I’ve An extraordinary thing happened at Incanto created that blend with the violin and flute - and, last Sunday afternoon at 4. It was the debut of a of particular note, I’ve incorporated the actual new music series… chamber music. FRB sounds.” In Vallarta? Going to be the most delightful Sunday A deluge of people descended upon the box afternoon! office in a landslide that delayed the performance My evening wound down on the beach at Coco by half an hour while more and more chairs were Tropical, listening to Rodolfo sing and enjoying hastily added to accommodate the overflow. delightful food and conversation with the star of Needless to say, founding members, “The Puerto Vallarta Travel Show,” Barry Kessler. including emcee John Kreitler, were delighted After hours and hours of writing and editing back and somewhat taken aback by the apparent in California, Barry will be posting his podcasts outpouring of audience members wanting more from his latest rounds of interviews. They will classical music in their lives. We were treated to include Rodolfo, the concert at Guadalupe church, lovely piano by Jean-Guy Comeau, whom I love the music festival to save Rio los Horcones, and to watch as much as listen to; his exuberance Barry’s visit to Arte Viviente, where we chatted is wonderful; flute by the incomparable Klaus about that fantastic new space. Liebetanz and violin by Mary MacLachlan. I will let you know when the podcasts will be Next week, the second in a four-part series has available. Until then, take care of our visitors and Virtuosos de Camera presenting violinist Karen help them any way you can. Your simple kindness Bentley Pollick and Klaus on flute. will bring them back again and again, From Here. 10 (See location number on Central Map) on Central number (See location 3 (See location number on Central Map) on Central number (See location 26 (See location number on Central Map) on Central number (See location 6 11

Paradise and Parenting If you currently Facetime at least twice a month, you can ask them if they have an extra bed you could borrow for a week or so. If the answer is that you chat every other day, they have your bed made up. Winter Visitors It’s ready, just give them a date. Sight-seeing: Most residents love showing off their Leza Warkentin mommyinmexico.wordpress.com gorgeous city. We are busy living our normal lives, but we almost always have time to see our favorite things with our In the year 2000, I attended an international teachers’ job favorite people. Ask us what our schedules would allow. recruitment fair in Ontario. I requested interviews with several Trust me, if there’s time, we’ll happily fit it in. schools, most of which were in Mexico. I was recruited by Note: we’ll be even more flexible if you buy us a other schools in countries such as China and Colombia. There margarita or two, or pay for the babysitter. were a few job offers, the American School of Puerto Vallarta, Gifts: Most visitors ask us what they should bring us among them. It didn’t take me long to settle on Puerto Vallarta, from Canada. When I first moved to Mexico, I had a and not just because it was a stop on one of my favorite shows looong list that could have filled an extra checked bag. I of all time (sing it with me: “the LOOOVVVEEEE boat… soon missed Tim Horton’s coffee (yes, I understand that Mexico will be making another ruuunnnnn”). is literally the land of coffee), Smarties (if you’re Canadian I chose Puerto Vallarta because the school director, who you know what this deliciousness is), maple leaf cookies, interviewed me, was so calm, so laid back, and so absolutely happy. ginger ale; the list went on… and on. Nowadays, the imported goods I chose it because the pictures weren’t even believable, that’s how that I can’t find in Vallarta are no longer things I really miss. But when beautiful they were. I chose it because it was January in Canada. I a kind uncle or friend drops a box of Smarties in my lap after a nice always spent January wondering why humans would ever decide to long airport hug, well, it just feels like someone’s been thinking of cross a bridge of ice to live in a land of ice filled with white bears you. Bottom line? I love having visitors from my homeland. who matched the landscape and were always hungry. But I also took There’s nothing more satisfying than showing my beloved Vallarta the job because Puerto Vallarta is easily accessible by airplane. This to someone special in my life. I hope they keep coming. And, let’s meant that my family and friends would come and visit. I figured face it, once they’ve been to hermoso Vallarta, it’s more than likely that, even if they didn’t miss me THAT much, they would surely they’ll be back. I’ll just tell myself it’s my sparkling wit and not the want to come to a sub-tropical wonderland (and then pretend that fact that the whales are back in the bay. they really just came to see me). This has proven to be true. For some reason, it isn’t AS true from April to November, when the weather is steamy hot. But that’s ok because every winter, a steady stream of aunts, uncles, cousins, parents, siblings, and pals make their way to the Mexican beach and sometimes even to my house. For those of you wondering if you should visit your family member who moved to Mexico and whose Instagram feed is filled with breathtaking sunsets over sparkling seas, the answer is probably yes. But, to define your visit parameters, consider the following points: Accommodations: How much time did you spend with them when you knew them in your home country? If the answer is about once a year for fifteen minutes at your grandma’s birthday brunch, you might consider getting a hotel room nearby. (See location number on Central Map) on Central number (See location 17 12

And right there on page 43 was what I was seeking, Julia’s time-tested recipe for soupe à My View l’oignon, including this: “The onions for an Jennifer Mann onion soup need a long, slow cooking in butter [email protected] and oil, then a long, slow simmering in stock for them to develop the deep, rich flavor which characterizes a perfect brew. You should Soup’s on! therefore count on 2½ hours at least from start to finish.” Chances are it’s warm and sunny and bright Perfect. today in Puerto Vallarta, but last week, on New I found my big, beautiful yellow onions Year’s Day, it was cloudy, cold, and gray. tucked away in a dry and cool corner of my Hmmm. What to do on such a day, a rainy refrigerator, pulled a baguette out of the one that called for puttering around the house freezer, and a delicious Gruyère from my in socks and slippers and wrapped in sweaters? cheese keeper. Why cook, of course! What else? I set about with my favorite chef’s knife to While a couple of weeks prior, with temps create a heaping pile of perfectly uniform- in the 80s, the thought of the stove and oven sized slices of onion for my soup. Then it was being engaged for hours of slow simmers, and a nice chunk of French butter and a robust toasting of bread and cheese was a nonstarter. drizzle of Italian olive oil into my best cooking But that day last week, hours of simmering vessel over a low heat, followed every two to and stewing was a delicious thought. three minutes with a good stir, making sure all So after returning the day before from a the onions got a good coating of butter and oil. family holiday in El Norte, exhilarating, but This went on for about 20 minutes or so, and also exhausting, I was ready for some alone then it was time to raise the temperature a bit, time in my kitchen, although when I considered and stir, stir, stir. Caramelizing the onions is my pantry, it seemed a bit scant on goods. the key to a deeply delicious, slightly sweet, Ah! But then I remembered the big, round slightly smoky French onion soup. They beautiful yellow onions, my friend, Annette, should be a deep, dark brown, silky and had shared with me before the holidays. We delectable. both do a lot of our shopping at La Comer, and After about an hour, it was time to deglaze had lamented the lack of yellow onions in the the pan with a splash of vermouth and then to produce department, which is kind of strange. add the beef stock, and fresh sprigs of thyme After all, La Comer, wisely catering to its from the pot of herbs on my veranda. (I took expat customers as well as locals, is literally the liberty of improvising a bit from Julia’s a cornucopia of foods from around the world recipe, including using vermouth to deglaze - creamy feta for Greek salads, crunchy little instead of white wine, and adding sprigs of gherkins for the best of American-style potato thyme, just a few, and omitting the flour she salad, and French paté de foie gras for an calls for in her recipe.) occasional indulgence, just to name a few. But And then it was time to simmer. The aroma no yellow onions... filled my home and warmed my soul. Slicing So I was excited when she shared a couple of the baguette and topping the rounds with large, beautiful yellow orbs with me that she’d grated Gruyère and toasting them in a warm come across in a tienda in her neighborhood of oven was deeply satisfying. Ex Hacienda Pitillal. But what, exactly, to do Finally, it was time to ladle the soup and place with them? the perfectly-browned, oozing cheese-covered And then I remembered she’d mentioned slices of baguette on top, and of course, pour a French onion soup, which seemed perfect since nice glass of a medium-bodied red wine. just days before while in Florida, I watched After a turn of the pepper mill, well, suffice “Julie and Julia” in which the American it to say, if I could have, I would have invited treasure, Meryl Streep, plays the equally every single person within a mile to come American treasure, Julia Child. Inspired, I and share this perfect dish on a dismal, gray pulled out my copy of Child’s masterpiece, Vallarta day... “Mastering the Art of French Cooking.” 13

Incanto celebrates 3-Year Anniversary, Zoë Lewis is a hit!, Springsteen Live Tribute, Donnelly & Richardson, and Beverley Elliott - from TV’s ‘Once Upon A Time’ - sings with Mark Hartman!

Join Incanto on Monday, January 20 starting at 5 p.m. for Monday their Third Anniversary Party. Special guests, including Mark Hartman, Piano - 9:30 p.m. the cast of Oh Boy! Cabaret with host Gouda Gabor will Tuesday perform along with their outstanding Monday line-up in the Bob Bruneau, piano - 5 p.m. piano bar and in the theatre. Hosted by Tracy Parks and Tatewari/Media Luna 7 p.m. Aunt Pearl. Visit Incanto’s website for more information. (alternating weeks) Vallarta favorite, Zoë Lewis presents El Mundo De Zoë. Dennis Crow, piano sing-along - Described as ‘A band in a body’, Tongo Letongue joins 9:30 p.m. on percussion, January 10 - February 28 at 7:30 p.m. as a Wednesday ticketed show in the piano bar. Jorge & Lenny - 5 p.m. Beverley Elliott, ‘Granny’ from the “Once Upon A Time” Tongo - 7:30 p.m. TV show, is also a wonderful singer and cabaret performer. Mark Hartman, piano - 9:30 p.m. She will be a special guest in the OH BOY! Cabaret show with Gouda Gabor on Friday, January 17 at 9:30 p.m., and Thursday Jay-Gee, piano - 5 p.m. will sing with Mark Hartman at the piano in the theatre on Open Mic - 7:30 p.m. January 19 at 7 p.m. Patsy Meyer is an Emmy-nominated singer, songwriter, Friday and percussionist. January 11 - February 1 at 7:30 p.m. Joan Houston - 5 p.m. accompanied by Mark Hartman. Dennis Crow, piano sing-along Donnelly & Richardson from Provincetown, MA, perform - 9:30 p.m. a wide range of covers of Dolly Parton, Bob Dylan, and Saturday Simon and Garfunkel, as well as some original compositions. Bingo with Pearl - 4 p.m. January 11 - 23. Mark Hartman, piano - 9:30 p.m. Girls Night Out featuring Stolie, Hannah Brady and Kami Sundays Desilets singing fun, upbeat classics from famous girl groups. Cheko Ruiz Band - Next show January 27 at 7 p.m. Also, see Stolie in her solo Select Sundays 7 p.m. ticketed show January 21 at 7:30 p.m. in the piano bar. Joby & Tongo - 5 p.m. Chamber Music Series Puerto Vallarta 2020 ‘Virtuosos Dennis Crow, piano sing-along - de Cámara’ presents Flute and Piano. German-born 9:30 p.m. extraordinary flautist, Klaus Liebetanz teams up with the Hours: Tues.-Sun. 10 a.m. to amazing American violinist, Karen Bentley Pollick to midnight. Mon. 4 p.m. to midnight. perform classic baroque duets, music by Mexican composer Breakfast is now served on the Jorge Sosa Ortega and the world premiere of “Conversations riverside terrace Tues.-Sun. 10 Beyond the Stars” by Emmy-winning American composer a.m. to 3 p.m. Casual evening John Henry Kreitler. January 19, 4 p.m. dining 5 to 11 p.m. daily. Happy The popular Jokers Band plays rockabilly in an offbeat Hour features two for one house blend of country, rock, and swing Latin style. Now playing cocktails, margaritas, and beers in the theatre on January 22, 29 at 9:30 p.m. 4 to 5 p.m. Two for one show Legendary internationally-known drag personality, Gouda tickets for select current shows are Gabor hosts the all-new hit show, OH BOY! Cabaret. available during ‘The Zen Hour’ Choreography by Jason Franco. Fridays and Sundays at 4 to 5 p.m. For more information 9:30 p.m. and online tickets visit their website On January 15 at 7 p.m., Canadian tribute artist Serge www.IncantoVallarta.com Call Trembley presents an all-live tribute to Bruce Springsteen. 223 9756 or contact them at On January 22, at 3 p.m., Democrats Abroad presents ‘The [email protected] Located at 109 Insurgentes (by the Rio Cuale). Wife’ starring Glenn Close. 14 Good Bites 15 Join Los Bambinos for Vallarta’s best concerts! This season Los Bambinos present four weekly Rock n’ Roll shows - Friday | LATIN NIGHT PARTY! | Seating begins at 6 p.m. and one Latin show at Bambinos Trattoria, the new place for Dinner & Come on down for a full evening of Latin music in their famous Shows in Puerto Vallarta. HELP! Salute the Beatles, and Bohemian Latin Music Show! This concert brings you the heart of Latin American Rhapsody by QUEEN are their highly anticipated two-hour Rock music that is an intimate part of Los Bambinos’ own musical history. shows. Fiesta Latina on Fridays is a perennial favorite, as the group In this performance, the group showcases their musical upbringing captures the heart of Latin music with their own flair and finesse. performing traditional Mexican music, contemporary favorites like For 13 consecutive years, Los Bambinos musical productions have Carlos Santana, and Gypsy Kings flamenco along-side rhythmic been capturing audiences’ delight. The group of four brothers loves selections by artists such as Celia Cruz. to perform; “Rock n’ Roll” is an excellent sound for Los Bambinos. They bring the favored sounds of the Rolling Stones, the Doors, Elvis, - Every Saturday | 5:30 p.m. | Dinner seating begins at 4:45 p.m. and the Bee Gees to the stage right here in Puerto Vallarta! ROCKING THE BLUES by Rhonda Padmos & Don Pope. They always add their unique spin to the music, setting the well- Enjoy impeccable talent on stage! Canadian musicians Rhonda and loved songs into the Mexican musical landscape… true to the group’s Don, who have been performing in Vallarta since the early “90”s bring upbringing in classical Latin guitar. They set the show off with tight to you a show that will excite all your senses with a performance full harmonies and sweet banter, giving audiences a taste of their brotherly of magic and masterpieces on voice, piano, drums and guitar! love and charisma. Every Saturday | 8:30 p.m. | Dinner seating begins at 7:30 p.m. Los Bambino’s five NEW weekly, 8 to 10 p.m. shows: Reserve now for MEDIA LUNA | “Rumba On Fire” - Monday | HELP! Tribute to the Beatles | Get on your dancing shoes and bring friends for a good time with Seating begins at 6 p.m. Los Bambinos at Bambinos Trattoria. Look online for special Dinner Growing up listening to the Beatles, The Morales brothers bring & Show pricing. Be sure to reserve your table early for the best seat their own four-part harmonies to the stage playing a show of classics. in the house. Los Bambinos harmonies and instrumentation perfectly captures the sound of one of the most recognized groups in musical history. Whether planning a private event or wanting a fun night out while in town, Los Bambinos music delivers the heart of Puerto Vallarta to you, - Tuesday & Wednesday | Bohemian Rhapsody – QUEEN | at Bambinos Trattoria. The group brings choice entertainment to every Seating begins at 6 p.m. event and show, melding disciplined vocal study and natural musical The QUEEN revival show is a great musical challenge for the group talent with over ten years of International production experience. Los with complex harmonies and sophisticated instrumentation. Full of Bambinos memorable performances bring the party to life! energy and rhythm, this show will make you vibrate as you experience a night full of vocals. Los Bambinos present their shows at Bambinos Trattoria located at 324 Aguacate, corner of Carranza, in Old Town, just before Mundo de - Thursday | MUSIC LEGENDS | Seating begins at 6 p.m. Azulejos. Dinner seating begins at 6 p.m., music starts at 8 p.m. Find Los Bambinos take you on a music tour offering a great compilation show and ticket Information online at www.bambinostrattoria.com of the world’s most emblematic tunes from the 50’s, 60’s, 70’s, 80, or (322) 222-4357, English is spoken. See you at Bambinos Trattoria and more! Revive those memories and experience a fun and touching for a truly memorable night in Puerto Vallarta! evening of a spectacular selection of artists. (See location number on Central Map) on Central number (See location 34 16

For the first time A close up look at Piel Canela Christie Seeley in Puerto Vallarta! Vallartasounds.com THE OPERA LOCOS, a fusion of opera, clowns, comedy and pop rock. For me, 2020 began with an The Spanish winner as “Best Musical Work” will be shown on January 23rd, explosion of fireworks and the 2020, at our Teatro Vallarta, as part of its tour through Latin America. exciting gypsy rumba music of Piel This comical operatic spectacle tells the story of five (live) eccentric lyrical Canela led by Fernando Gonzalez. singers who launch a war of egos and unveil hidden passions between them. Friends and I decided to join them The present opera arias by Verdi, Mozart and Bizet among other classical for their New Year’s Eve celebration He gathered together musicians he composers, and some merge with pieces of the rock pop genre. THE at the restaurant No Way Jose to ring admired and trusted, and his excellent OPERA LOCOS is where great opera numbers combine with other musical in the new year. The beautifully management skills kicked in to form styles in the most original fashion. With a unique, carefully tended stage decorated venue offering a delicious a superb and loyal band of top-notch setting, THE OPERA LOCOS manages to create a totally new, different meal, champagne and wines, was just musicians. experience, while attracting new audiences to the genre in a fresh, unusual what we needed, and the music, “ni Jose “Pepe” Galván, an incredible and fun manner. This is a production of Yllana, Klemark Espectaculos hablar” - in other words, no words bassist, is his right-hand man and Teatrales and Rami Eldar (the opera is live). to describe how perfect it was for performs with him even at smaller Tickets at the box office or the Teatro’s web site:www.teatrovallarta.com this lively celebration. We were so events. His full band is augmented Cost: VIP $ 990., Preferential: $ 880., Orchestra central: $ 770., Orchestra impressed that we decided to join Piel by his friend and esteemed guitarist, side seats: $ 660., Gallery: $ 440. Canela the following Friday at the Alberto “Mimi” Ramirez, who rocks Teatro Vallarta is located at 184 Uruguay, downtown. (322) 222-4525. Palm Cabaret Theater for their full- the group with his excellent electric band performance! and acoustic guitar playing. The Fernando Gonzalez, a mere 31 very talented Gary Flores Morales years of age, has drawn together some following in the footsteps of his of the best talents in Puerto Vallarta revered musical family, is no doubt for his band Piel Canela. In addition one of the best percussionists Puerto to his excellent vocal and guitar skills, Vallarta has to offer. Accomplished Fernando has proven to be a great cellist and percussionist Luis Rascón producer. carries with him an excellent artistic Fernando loved guitar from a very reputation from Mexico City, where early age, playing mostly for his his family of renowned music church and family. Some nine years professionals provided him with ago, when he was working at Garbo’s excellent guidance. Fernando has Piano Bar, where they were very fond moved more into the showman role of him as a waiter, he was encouraged and vocals in the new group and puts by the owners to get out his guitar and on a great show at the Palm Cabaret play. A couple of friends soon joined Theater every Friday evening at 7:30 him, and that was the beginning of to very enthusiastic crowds. He Piel Canela. Right then, he knew has recently produced an excellent music would be his career. Later he CD with the group and soon will met Kim Kuzma and Eduardo Leon introduce a new CD with the talented and began playing with them. They Amy Armstrong. Also in his future: were great mentors for him both in a solo CD of excellent guitar music, the musical and business aspects of which continues to be his passion. his career. He then met the famous In addition to the Palms on Friday diva Amy Armstrong, and they have nights, Piel Canela entertains formed a formidable team over the audiences at Nacho Daddy on past four years. Basilio Badillo with Amy Armstrong However, for Fernando, his music on Mondays, Wednesdays, and and his band lay at the forefront of Saturdays at 9 p.m. They play dinner his ambitions. Playing several very shows at No Way Jose several nights successful summers in Canada, he a week. To the delight of residents of was able to concentrate on honing his southern Nayarit, they also frequently skills at creating and managing his perform at Tree House Bar in La career. When he returned to Puerto Cruz de Huanacaxtle. See my website Vallarta in the fall of 2018, he was calendar at vallartasounds.com for already on his way. dates and times. 17

the 50s and 60s and lots of other exciting, very danceable music. The Dahl brothers have managed “SOUL BROTHERS” to stretch the short concert in The Blues Brothers movie into a fun- Chris & Geoff Dahl’s hilarious tribute to The Blues Brothers filled, full-length show. Chris’ inspired vocals, Geoff’s hot Mery Buchanan [email protected] In 1994, they put on harmonica playing, and the the Blues Brothers’ black duo’s comical dance moves In the late 70s, blues fans Dan suits and pork pie hats for make for a roof-raising, Akroyd, John Belushi, and scores the first time for a blues highly entertaining show of others converged on Toronto, festival. Their natural which has been described as Canada’s blues capital. Here humour and physical “real brothers, real music, Akroyd and Belushi were inspired appearance, combined real fun.” to create “The Blues Brothers” as with their singing and Fresh from a string of a Saturday Night Live skit, then as crazy stage antics were an shows in Mazatlan, the the subject of a hit movie and later immediate hit. They have brothers appear at El Rio as a touring concert attraction. never looked back. BBQ, in Paso Ancho (PV The Downchild Blues Band, led The Soul Brothers bus route #4) on January by slim guitarist Don Walsh and travel the world, playing 25th, The Luna Lounge, in chubby brother Rick, are seen by everywhere from military bases perform overseas. Everyone Bucerias, on January 26th and 27th, most observers as their inspiration. in the frozen north, to tents in the loves their iconic suits, music and and at Incanto in Puerto Vallarta, Chris and Geoff Dahl, from London, sun-scorched Arabian desert. Their dance moves, even if they don’t on January 29th, before moving on Ontario, have been bluesmen since popularity is underscored by the understand the words. The Soul to Ixtapa. Complete information they were teenagers. They both fact that they often perform in non- Brothers material includes songs on these shows is available on the sing and, between them, play a English-speaking countries. from The Blues Brothers movie, various venues’ websites. dozen musical instruments. For six months every year, they R’n’B and rock ‘n ‘roll hits from *Copyright 2020. All rights reserved. (See location number on Central Map) on Central number (See location (See location number on Central Map) on Central number (See location 33 4 18 “SPRINGSTEEN” Serge Tremblay’s Tribute to “The Boss” Bruce Springsteen

Mery Buchanan radio station on the planet. And his award for his achievements. Since [email protected] MTV music video hit for “Dancing launching his tribute to Bruce in the Dark” helped launch the Springsteen 10 years ago, musician Since the 1970s, Bruce career of teenaged Courtney Cox, Serge Tremblay has become a Springsteen’s lengthy, high energy future cast member of the popular sort of “working-class hero” in concerts and mountains of top- sitcom “Friends.” his home town of St. Catherines, selling albums have rocked the In the course of his amazing Ontario. Fans who have never world. His socially conscious five-decade career, Springsteen seen Springsteen flock to clubs and His hugely popular show includes songs have endeared him to the has recorded a staggering number festivals to see Serge perform his “Born to Run”, “Dancing In The masses, especially working-class of albums, sold out hundreds of sellout shows. Dark”, “Glory Days”, “Hungry Americans who have seen their concerts in arenas and stadiums, and And those who have seen Heart”, “My Home Town”, and of futures wiped out by the changing toured the major cities of Europe Springsteen in concert, marvel at course, “Born in the USA”. fortunes of industry and politics. To and the Americas relentlessly. the eerie similarity of Serge’s high Serge appears for the first time in them, he is “a working-class hero.” And there doesn’t seem to be any energy show and at his “musician’s Banderas Bay at The Palm Cabaret Springsteen’s career exploded stopping the entertainer known musician” qualities. on January 21st, Incanto, on January in 1975 with his album “Born to affectionately as “The Boss”. Serge has made it his business to 22nd and at The Luna Lounge, in Run”, which has sold more than 135 Besides being inducted into both learn Springsteen’s songs word for Bucerias, on January 23rd. Full million copies. His songs “Born the songwriters’ and rock ‘n ‘roll word and note for note, and it’s a details are available on the venue to Run”, “Hungry Heart”, “Glory halls of fame, he has been awarded matter of pride that his stage moves web sites. Days” and “Born in the USA”, a Grammy, an Academy Award, two and guitar playing mirror the star’s * Copyright 2020. All rights reserved seemed to be on the playlist of every Golden Globes, and a presidential so perfectly. (See location number on Central Map) on Central number (See location 2631 19

Get out your party hats, put on your dancing shoes and mark the date on your calendar: Friday, January 24th, 2020! The season is in full swing now and this will be the best Shuffle ever! The Shuffle, now in its tenth season, is put on every second Friday by a large group of businesses centered on the 200 and 300 blocks of Basilio Badillo, in the heart of the Romantic Zone. The party goes from 6 to 10 p.m., and is an event that both locals and visitors look forward to with great anticipation. The participating businesses (art galleries, shops, restaurants, clubs and theaters) all serve complimentary beverages. Whether you want to meet our local artists, or do some serious shopping, or listen to some great music, or just walk around Vallarta’s favorite neighborhood soaking up the festive atmosphere, the Shuffle is a wonderful way to spend your Friday night. The majority of the participating businesses are located on the 200 and 300 blocks of Basilio Badillo. But there are also some great places to stop on nearby Constitución, V. Carranza and I.L. Vallarta Streets. In fact, the organizers have made sure that this experience is a “compact” one. All the participants are located within a few short blocks, so no matter how “happy” you get with all your complimentary drinks, you can still visit every location with ease. The Shuffle has so much to offer. One of the main attractions is shopping. By chance, many of Vallarta’s finest shops and galleries are located on the principle block of the party. Fine art, jewelry and Mexican crafts of the very best quality can be found in abundance, not to mention some great food and fabulous entertainment. All the businesses on this magical stretch of Basilio Badillo and Constitución streets have something special to offer. For the opportunity to ogle, mingle, tipple and even purchase some really wonderful art, it is an event not to be missed. The Southside Shuffle really is a must. You’ll have a ton of fun.

So don’t forget to put it on your calendar: Friday, January 24th, from 6 to 10 p.m. Next Shuffle: February 7th ! 20 Miss Conception and Branden & James Return to The Palm

In 2015, Brooke Lynn accepted a prestigious position as one of the “Playmates” of Play Dance Bar in Nashville, TN - an experience that Miss Conception – gave her the polish she needed to take Villains the next giant leap in her career. Determined to show the world what After a brief hiatus, where Miss Canadian drag had to offer, she set to offer toe tapping dance-able music Conception explored Thailand, Brooke Lynn Hytes her sites on a goal that would give her in both English and Spanish. The Vietnam and Cambodia, Miss the ultimate platform, competing in most fun you can have on a Friday Equal parts ballerina, showgirl, and Conception returns to Puerto Vallarta Season 11 of Rupaul’s Drag Race. Night. A huge hit last year, you can 90’s supermodel, Brooke Lynn Hytes to introduce her new super show It’s finally time to introduce Brooke expect an evolution of new material is drag perfection - personified. – “Villains”. Sure to be a crowd Lynn Hytes to the world. Never fear, along with old favorites. Dancing is After training at the National Ballet pleasure, you can enjoy the world the Queen of the North is here. recommended during the shows, and School of Canada, this extraordinarily famous costume changes, with all we are certain you will not be able to talented queen danced her way into new characters and songs. The humor sit still for very long. Piel Canela joins hearts across the world in 2008 as a is nothing short of hilarious, as she Piel Canela us all season long and look for them at principal ballerina with “Les Ballets weaves her way through our favorite our Market Days on certain Saturdays. villainous characters from movies from Trockadero de Monte Carlo” - an all Our favorite Latin band continues Disney to Alfred Hitchcock. This show male drag ballet company. to get them up dancing. Fernando runs every Mondays and Tuesdays and Driven by that experience, and her Gonzalez re-assembles his band, Piel Kim Kuzma – continues until the end of the season in passion for dance, beauty and the Canela and returns with a renewed British Invasion stage, Brooke Lynn honed her skills, energy and enthusiasm taking a prime- April. Don’t miss this show. Kim Kuzma new show opened winning multiple Canadian pageants, time slot for the 2019/2020 season. to not only much anticipation, it before turning her eye toward the USA Fernando Gonzalez, Gary Flores also received rave reviews. Kim and the coveted Miss Continental Morales, Luis Rascon, Jose Galvan, presents “British Invasion” which Crown, a title she snatched in 2014. and Alberto Ramirez band together is a musical journey through the classic UK hits that have been BohemiaViva - Gravity flowing to our radio stations for harmonies Andrea & Luis have years. You’ll hear hits from Ed grown into their unique Latin eclectic Sheeran to the Beatles with special blend of songs, stories and rhythm. attention to the female vocalists Branden & James – The universal language of music such as Annie Lennox and Amy and the beauty of global language and Rock The Opera Winehouse. Kim’s costumes are culture weaves together into the world Also returning is Branden & James. something to behold as well. The of BohemiaViva of Freedom, Love& This incredibly popular duo are masters band is made up of Eduardo Leon on Unity Established in Argentina, of the stage. Branden and tenor who guitar, Luis Rascon on percussion Italy, Mexico, The USA and Canada, was discovered on America’s Go Talent, and cello, and Roberto Falcon on BohemiaViva’s new show Gravity is and James, a cello player having tour the bass, which makes for the perfect a lifestyle of music and songs with an world with artists such as Olivia Newton, accompaniment. You can catch eclectic Latin fusion that engages the come together to create a perfect match Kim Kuzma’s “British Invasion” Gravity is BohemiaViva’s new audience to be part of the journey and of stunning vocals and impeccable on Tuesdays, and Saturdays. strings. Branden also sits at the piano music presentation of Latin eclectic atmosphere of Gravity. to belt out his unique renditions of our music that brings the singing duo full Performing in multi-languages favorite songs. A huge hit last year, circle back to the harmonic forces from Spanish, English Italian, Latin and sure to repeat that this season. In that attracted and inspired them to and Portuguese the show becomes a February, make sure you keep an eye out create the music of BohemiaViva. heartbeat of life, laughter, love and for “All You Need is Love” an homage It is the center, the beginning and fun. Gravity is about all of us and how to Valentines, as they celebrate their the connection of sounds and the the music is a universal connection. second year together as a couple. 21

RuPaul’s Raja Gemini – Luis Villanueva – Lush Life Mr. Curiosity

For the second time in Puerto Luis Villanueva, born and raised in Vallarta, RuPaul’s Drag Race Chiapas in southern Mexico, began his season 3 winner takes to our musical career at age 11 in the Azteca stage. Sutan Amrull is an Chiapas Hope Symphony Orchestra. at American make-up artist, drag his young age he begins to participate Sutton Lee Seymour– The Kinsey Sicks – in local singing contest and later Booby Tunes performer, and TV personality. He is best known for his work Electile Dysfunction moves to Puerto Vallarta to have more Sutton Lee Seymour’s BOOBY on the reality show ‘America’s opportunities in music. Winning local If you love Donald Trump, you’ll TUNES is a campy concert at Carnegie Next Top Model’ where he and national contests already in Puerto hate this show! Hall… in Mexico! served as the make-up artist for Vallarta, he begins to succeed with his Join The Kinsey Sicks as Angel, Sutton Lee has always been inspired nine cycles. He is also known shows like, The Gospel Brunch, Naked Trampolina, Trixie and Winnie by the comedy and chaos of classic for being the winner of the 3rd Boys singing, Revival show etc. Thus, campaign to become the first cartoons… always with a flair for the season of ‘RuPaul’s Drag Race’. having his own audience, during the last Dragapella® Beautyshop Quartet to dramatic, she’s clever like Bugs Bunny, Amrull is famous for doing year he has worked on his original music, be elected President of the United zany like Daffy Duck, a stinker like makeovers of several renowned making compositions and production States on the Republican ticket. Tweety, and a hopeless romantic like celebrities including Paulina together with Fernando Uribe, pianist, How, you may ask? Pepe Le Pew… Sutton Lee Seymour Porizkova, Twiggy, Dita von music director and producer. “We don’t think Donald Trump always has a trick or two up her sleeve Teese, Tyra Banks, RuPaul, and Luis continues his run at the Palm has gone far enough,” noted and strives to be a force of positivity Azalea. He has also served as a with “Mr. Curiosity”, a look at the music spokeswomen for the group. We while trying to survive the day. makeup artist to popular singer of the 80’s, leading you to an era where can sink even lower.” Critics who Backed up by a live band (Mark Adam Lambert for his live U.S. George Michael, Erasure, Culture Club, have reviewed The Kinsey Sicks Hartman on piano, Roberto Falcon on appearances, print media, and Spandau Ballet, Madonna and more agree the group presents Mr. Trump bass, and Gary Flores on drums), Sutton Lambert’s International 2010 were topping the charts. with a formidable challenge. Lee Seymour sings a combination of Glam Nation Tour. Amrull has Watch as the gals take (a)back modern day hits, classic jazz standards, made many appearances on the America by out-pandering, out- and show tunes with comedic twists, small screen and the big screen conspiracy theorizing, and out- celebrity impersonations, and her as well. He got featured in the outlandishing the current President thrilling live vocals! Sutton Lee short film ‘The Young and Evil’ through sharp-witted original Seymour’s BOOBY TUNES performs as well as in the web series songs and biting parodies that are at 9:30 PM on Tuesdays and Fridays at ‘Hey Qween’. Amrull is also delivered in glorious four-part The Palm Cabaret and Bar! known for releasing the singles harmony. America’s Favorite ‘Diamond Crowned Queen’, Dragapella® Beautyshop Quartet Tribute Tuesdays ‘Sublime’, ‘Zubi Zubi Zubi’, has served up a feast of music and ‘Cholita,’ and ‘Divine. Bruce Springsteen - comedy to audiences at performing January 21 @ 5:30 p.m. arts centers, music venues and comedy festivals throughout the The Boss comes to The Palm Loteria US and internationally! Their Cabaret – as Serge Tremblay presents phenomenal performance record The Palm is happy for the “Born in the USA”, a tribute to Bruce includes an Off-Broadway show, an return of our bi-weekly bingo, Springsteen. With so many hits under extended run in Vegas, two feature aptly name Loteria. his belt, this show may turn out to be Dueling Drag Divas films and three concert DVDs, nine Win prizes, make some friends a sing-a-long show. This extremely The Dueling Drag Divas RETURN albums, and appearances in over 40 and enjoy 2 for 1 margaritas and popular set of presentations have sold home to The Palm Cabaret and Bar for US states, Canada, Mexico, Europe, domestic beers, and help raise out everywhere they perform. In the their 20th Anniversary Season! Emmy and Australia. The Kinsey Sicks’ money for Paws, a spay &neuter weeks to follow, you will be gifted Award Winner Chi Chi Rones and NY award-winning acappella singing, clinic here in Puerto Vallarta. with the music of Tina Turner, Burton Times acclaimed impressionist Jo pointed satire and over-the-top drag Join us on December 9 for the Cummings, Shania Twain and many Anna bring their All NEW 2020 All have earned them a diverse and first of many. many more. Check out or online Live Singing Comedy Drag Show devoted following. calendar for artists dates. back to Puerto Vallarta! The Dynamic Duo open on Sunday Barbra Streisand, Tina Turner, Lady The Palm Cabaret and Bar is located at 508 Olas Atlas in the heart of Puerto Vallarta’s December 29th, 2019 @ 9:30 pm and Gaga, Edith Piaf (in French), Janis Romantic Zone. Tickets to all shows can be purchased at the venue’s box office, will play Wednesdays and Sundays Joplin, Amy Winehouse, Elvis Presley, @ 9:30 pm thru March 29th, 2020. Johnny Cash, Willie Nelson, Dolly which opens daily at 10 a.m., or online at www.ThePalmCabaret.com For more Singing hysterical spoofs of Cher, Parton and more! information, call 222-0200, or follow The Palm Cabaret and Bar PVR on Facebook. 22

Debbie White on to the jazz circuits, hip hop, Dwight Blake Entertainmentment ‘The MoSoul Concert’ improv and singing the hits of is bringing all your favorite female music legends. Vocally, Motown hits to Vallarta on Feb. to celebrate 60 years of Motown & Soul Hits she is gold and knows how to 13th. Dwight Blake has been draw you in with her expressive traveling the world for 2 decades February 13th at Teatro Vallarta singing and thoughtful dialogue. performing Soul, Rhythm & Blues She’ll perform her ‘Sade’ favorites and Motown hits. He is thrilled to and many more hits from top present a full concert production female singers. Lady Zen has a of all those great Motown & Soul very special way of thrilling her classics, featuring an all All-Star audience with her voice, her style lineup of entertainers. and her unique groove. The MoSoul Concert starring The MoSoul Concert also Dwight Blake, DeNita Asberry welcomes Hannah Brady, an and Lady Zen, is one of the American dancer and vocalist most sought-after shows of the who will serve as the vocal season. It is a remarkable musical captain and is known to many extravaganza that includes a in Vallarta from her shows over live Backing Band (The Grover the past 2 seasons. Also part of Brother), exciting backing vocals, the production is Choreography The Dream Voice Production Director, Jenniffer Castro. As dancers and three top-tier, musical a dancer, choreographer and headliners. producer in Venezuela, she has Many of you have probably more than 20 years of experience attended a Dwight Blake show in the artistic field. in Vallarta and already know The MoSoul Concert happens on that Dwight is not your ordinary Thursday, February 13 at Teatro singer. He possesses the talent, Vallarta, 184 Calle Uruguay, charisma and showmanship of a downtown (with doors opening at truly fantastic entertainer. And he 6:30 p.m.) Tickets are available always goes above and beyond to now. For more information, please his audience. please go to: www.facebook. His Mezzo Tenor voice com/themosoulconcert or www. and smooth style guarantee a themosoulconcert.com and for performance that audiences tickets go to: www.teatrovallarta. love. Having performed in Las com/the-Mosoul-concert/teatro- Vegas, New York, South Beach, vallarta/2020/02/. Tickets are Canada and around the world as also available at The Farmers’ a headliner at top venues and on Market in Old Town Vallarta cruise ships, Dwight delivers a every Saturday morning. first class show! Don’t miss this SPECTACULAR Like many entertainers, Dwight favorites from Aretha Franklin, and Billy Porter. She has worked musical production - a show got his start singing in church and Whitney Houston and many in ‘Legends in Concert’ and other like you’ve never seen in Puerto his amazing talent has led him more. DeNita and Dwight will top Las Vegas shows. She is the Vallarta! It is sure to be a world to international success. He has perform stunning duets from consummate performer and you’ll class concert and it only happens performed with stars like Barry stars like Lionel Ritchie & Diana be very impressed with her talent! one night: February 13th! Ivan White from The Platters, Ross and Alicia Keys. DeNita Dwight will also be joined by Dwight Blake will also be The Canadian Tenors, and many has shared the stage with famous Lady Zen, the Mother of Lyric donating a percentage of the others. entertainers like Wayne Newton, Fusion Poetry and one of the tickets sold to the Corazon de Niña Joining Dwight as musical Gladys Knight, The Righteous singers that Vallarta has been non-profit organization which is a headliners will be DeNita Asberry Brothers, Debbie Gibson, The raving about! Lady Zen was charity foundation and home to and Lady Zen. DeNita will sing Doobie Brothers, Jenifer Holiday raised on gospel music and moved over 100 local orphans. 21 The 7 Arts 24 Miguel Lopez Vazquez Opening Reception at Galeria Contempo on Friday, January 24th, 2020

vary from zinc or glass to acrylic glass. The image is then transferred onto a sheet of paper by pressing the two together, usually using a printing press. Monotypes can also be created by inking an entire surface and then, using brushes or rags, removing ink to create a subtractive image, e.g. creating lights from a field of opaque colour. The inks used may be oil based or water based. With oil based inks, the paper may be dry, in which case the image has more contrast, or the paper may be damp, in which case the image has a 10 percent greater range of tones. Miguel López Vazquez projects his curiosity and inquietude towards the human being and the variables that determine personal traits; he organizes a balance When you enter an art exhibition by Mexican artist of harmony, dimension, proportion, combination, Miguel Lopez Vazquez, your first thought might be volume and color and has a gift for knowing what, that you are looking at the work of several different when and how. artists. Not only is he able to create stunning abstract When you witness one of López Vázquez paintings pieces but also whimsical colorful animals, black and and take into consideration his creative formation in white doodles and even some reclaimed surf boards design, interiorism and visual merchandising, you are that he has turned into works of art. seduced by his use of color and luminosity. A multi-talented artist like Lopez Vazquez is able The abstraction of his motifs seems to sprout color to convey his message and inspire various emotions. like a fountain of light that shrouds the beholder even It doesn’t have to adhere to any specific rules, Lopez after leaving the room, gallery or museum. Vazquez is creating his own rules. The visual and emotive memory of his work is Born in 1972, Lopez Vazquez is an artist whose a subtle trace of color and form that enriches the cultural roots can be found first in the city of Leon, spectator like the aftertaste of a good wine, a fine Guanajuato where he interrupted his studies in chocolate, the aroma of a perfume. Reminiscences Architecture to study Graphic Design instead. that fade but never disappear. Recollections that might Over the years, Lopez Vazquez has studied several seem very mundane, but at the end of the day, are the expressional techniques using alternatively pencil ones that have more permanence. drawing, acrylic ink on paper, wood and canvas. At Such is the emotion of his art, like brush strokes on present, the representational technique mostly used the patina of our emotions. by Lopez Vazquez is monotyping and hand-painted Art is something that can elicit a single thought or acrylic and pastels on natural cotton paper and canvas. feeling such as simplicity or strength, love or pain This method gives a more modern touch to a type of and the composition simply flows from the hand of artworks that already are known for expressing fresh the artist. Lopez Vazquez is free to express himself and modern contents. in different mediums and color schemes, using any Monotyping is a type of printmaking made by number of methods to convey his message. No artist drawing or painting on a smooth, non-absorbent ever has to explain why they did something a certain surface. The surface, or matrix, was historically a way other than that this is what they felt would best copper etching plate, but in contemporary work it can portray the feeling or emotion or message.

Cordially invites you to meet this multi talented artist on Friday the 24th of January at his Opening Reception from 6 to 10 p.m. The two-story gallery is located at 252 Basilio Badillo, on the South Side. Phone: 223-1925. www.galeriacontempo.com 25 The 7 Arts 26 27 26 The 7 Arts 27 The 7 Arts 30 “Sylvia”, another success for The Boutique Community Theatre

Paco Ojeda “What a fabulous production! Even opening night was five star.” - Candace What does a stray dog adopted by Kepley a middle-aged New York man and an On the other hand, Gladys in 87-year-old woman that refuses to die Wonderland, revolves around an 87-year- have in common? They are both bringing old woman who refuses to die when Death much-deserved success to The Boutique himself comes knocking on her door one Community Theatre through its latest two morning. Startled by her refusal to expire, productions: Gladys in Wonderland, a stage her cheerful grim reaper ushers in a parade comedy by Rosemary Frisino Toohey that of obnoxious friends and relatives who played last November and is coming back nitpick and whine at Gladys. He also in February by popular demand; and Sylvia, gives her a taste of nursing home life from the award-winning Off-Broadway and an inmate’s point of view. Suddenly, the Broadway stage comedy by A. R. Gurney, afterlife doesn’t look so bad… playing through the rest of January. Gladys in Wonderland was written by This season’s directors seem to have Rosemary Frisino Toohey, whose plays struck a chord with local audiences by have been produced hundreds of times and programming light-hearted but thought- are included in the collections of dozens provoking comedies and casting the of libraries from Harvard to the University best possible actors for each role. “The of Kwa Zulu Natal in South Africa. As a wonderful thing about The Boutique is member of the Screen Actors Guild, she that it welcomes all members of the local sometimes works in film and on TV. English-speaking community, regardless She’s been seen in Home, Rocket of past experience, providing learning and Science, Rocky Balboa, The Wire, Veep growth opportunities both onstage and and House Of Cards among many others. backstage,” commented Boutique Theatre The Boutique’s production of Gladys Manager, Craig Szczepanski. in Wonderland is directed by Thomas Sylvia is a zesty stray dog that manages Carroll, who moved to Puerto Vallarta to persuade Greg, a middle-aged New York with his husband, Frank Harrison, after 40 man to adopt her and bring her home to the years of teaching and has now appeared in empty-nest home he shares with his wife, six different local productions. Kate. The production, directed by Lynne The final production of the season will Dellinger, opened January 10 to favorable be … In the Time of Old Age, a stage comments by community members: comedy by Gordon Carruth, directed by “Rave to the actors who delivered their Roger Vickery, scheduled for the month lines on point with a dialogue that flowed! of March. Every actor involved played their character Sylvia continues its run at The Boutique to a T!” - Lisa M. Thompson Community Theatre on January 17, 18, 23, “The splendid performances by the 24 and 25. Gladys in Wonderland returns accomplished cast of Sylvia has caused me to the stage on February 20, 21, 22, 27, 28 to reexamine my previously held opinion & 29. of community theater.” - Judith Towner Tickets are available for purchase online Dunning by visiting www.btpv.org

The Boutique Community Theatre is located upstairs at 287 Basilio Badillo, above Nacho Daddy. We welcome members of the local community who want to experience every aspect of theatre production: lighting, stage managing, directing, acting, promotion and fundraising. To learn more, visit the website www.btpv.org, or the Facebook page www.facebook.com/TheBoutiquePV, where you will find information about scheduled performances. 29 The 7 Arts 32

Miserables, Wicked, Cats, West Side Story, Sound of Music and many more! It features incredible dancing, creative set designs, gorgeous costumes and beautiful choral harmonies, duets, solos, and mini vignettes, each song sparkling with pure Broadway brilliance! If you love any kind of music, you will love this show! It is being performed every Friday evening at 7:00 p.m. and tickets are available at act2pv.com

“Best of Broadway” - Reviews “... Months of planning and rehearsing have cumulated with a musical revue of many favorite Broadway shows. Four young established Latin singers/dancers join in giving a memorable evening of not only great “Best of Broadway” songs but the choreography, charm and delight burst forth over the crowd constantly ... This is a wonderful spotlight on Broadway musicals with Opens to sold out house a cast of four artists who will be heard often in the future. Following each of them will be a pleasure. They are at the top of their class.“ & standing ovations! Gary R. Beck More of Beck’s Best: Theater, Cabaret and More! www.facebook.com/groups/PuertoVallartaShows “The Best of Broadway is a must-see for anyone who is a fan of show tunes. The quality of singing rivals any of these shows I have seen in New York! It is seemingly impossible that the performers were able to do the dozens of costume changes during the show to match the theme of the songs they sang. Congratulations to the performers and the production personnel for this quality entertainment.” ~ Christine Hegi “They took my breath away!” ~ Ed Gill Shows - Fridays 7:00 p.m. “Each artist contributed in an amazing way, individually and also in The Opening Night of Act2PV’s musical revue, “Best of Broadway,” brilliant harmonies and group performances. And at a pace that requires was one of the most exciting evenings ever experienced at Act2! each performer to be in peak mental and physical condition. I honestly don’t Directed by Act2PV managing partner, Danny Mininni, this show was know how they did it. Back to back energetic performances!” ~ Dave Mohr magical! Featuring four amazing singer/dancers, Daniela Treviño, star of Act2’s “Let’s Get Loud - Showgirl,” Faride Talamas, co-star of last “This show is a must-see!!! Professional with a capital P and abounding year’s “Twist & Shout,” Marc Lopez, whose “Crooners and Legends” with talent! The bar has been raised to the heavens with this production!” show just debuted at Act2 this week, and Víctor Do Espirito, former ~ Donna Larkin lead singer at Hard Rock Hotel in Riviera Maya and Puerto Vallarta, “Imagine four spectacular voices and many of your most beloved the audience was spellbound by the high calibre of musical expertise, musicals and you have The Best of Broadway. A night of memories and choreography and showmanship that each person brought to the stage. sheer delight. Bound to be another ACT2 wonder.” ~ Tom Bernes People have said it is on par with West End and Broadway productions! “Best of Broadway” showcases 20+ songs from Broadway shows, “Great show! The solo numbers really showed off the strength and talent including A Chorus Line, Grease, Dream Girls, Funny Girl, Les of each singer. The group numbers displayed their choral harmonies. Kudos to all those who worked hard on this show -- it really shows. Don’t miss it! ~ Chaz Manacsa “Congratulations to everyone involved in ‘Best of Broadway’ which opened tonight at Act II Entertainment Stages. ... This attractive quartet treated us to a mix of Broadway hits, old and new, ranging from ‘West Side Story’ to ‘Wicked’... ‘Funny Girl’ to ‘Rent’. The slick group harmony numbers were interspersed with solo slots to showcase the performers’ individual talents and styles, with some real show-stopper moments along the way. Very impressive! Well done all.” ~ Alex McLauchlan 33

MAMMA MIA! - Reviews TripAdvisor ★★★★★ “Finally took in Mamma Mia last night and it was so worth the wait!! So entertaining from start to finish, loved the music, the sets, the costumes, the actors!! Just great entertainment all round! Would love to go again, and plan to!” “...The audience could not contain themselves at the very least. Star after star took bows and seen in their eyes there was no doubt that they were utterly pleased with the play and loved that so many people were standing and cheering without end. There is the possibility that this is the top production in the history of Act2PV. It is that good, a show not to be missed.” ~ Gary Beck - More of Beck’s Best: Theater, Cabaret and More “Mamma Mia! - ¡Si! The shows at Act II are always high-quality and entertaining, and Mamma Mia! is no exception. If anything, Act II has raised the bar with their production of this fast-paced and hilarious show that features the music of Abba. Even if you’re like me and not really a fan of Abba, I’m sure you’ll enjoy Abba’s songs the way they are presented by Act II’s cast of Mamma Mia! I was impressed Is Extended by the quality of the singing delivered by the whole cast, soloists and chorus alike. The music, combined by Popular Demand! with energetic choreography and a zany storyline, makes for a thoroughly enjoyable experience…” Puerto Vallarta loves the Broadway musical, “The audience appreciation was transmitted via MAMMA MIA! In fact, it is the most exciting earthquake foot-stomping vibrations and thunderous production ever in Vallarta history and has been applause. Feels like an evening to an NYC broadway selling out every time it is performed! It has sold theatre for acting casting choreography and more tickets in just 2 ½ months than any other show costumes.” - William Larkin in Puerto Vallarta history! As a result, Act2PV and “Mama Mia was the best ever. The cast was amazing, MTI International have extended the show into so talented and entertaining. The entire show was a February! MAMMA MIA!, inspired and enhanced delight to see. The performances, costumes, set and by well-known ABBA tunes, is a “feel good” kind range of talent is the best I have seen.” - Christine C of show that will make you want to sing along to the familiar songs, and get up and dance in the aisles! In “Amazing Performance from the Cast of Mamma fact, people are returning to see it again and again! Mia! High energy and great vocals make this a must see The story revolves around Sophie, a 20-year old performance. The cast of Mamma Mia really connected bride, who is planning to get married in a little and energized the audience. Act II is a intimate theatre hotel on a Greek island where she has worked where every seat has a great view of the stage, the with her single mother, Donna, her whole life. lounge is a great spot to have a drink before the Unbeknownst to Donna, Sophie has longed show and socialize with the other guests. I was really to find the father she has never known. After impressed on how you meet the cast on your way out of the show. It was truly an amazing experience!!” accidentally finding and reading her mother’s “Ovation after ovation!! What a night!! ♥️ We diary, she finds clues that point to three lovers have seen West End, Broadway and Toronto. Your from her mom’s “free-spirited” past that “might” production surpasses! Kudos, Bouquets and be her father. Sophie secretly invites all three of Congratulations!” ~ Donna Larkin these men to her wedding, and hilarity ensues! This delightful story features lots of nostalgic singing and dancing, as well as a HUGE cast, a Be sure to check out MAMMA MIA!’s other creative and colorful set design, beautiful, custom- reviews on TripAdvisor and Google.com! created costumes, and brilliant choreography! To buy tickets, go to www.act2pv.com. Get your tickets now at act2pv.com. Shows are Get your tickets now because every Mondays, Thursdays and Saturdays. performance has been sold out! 34

the Jim Henson Company or Sesame Workshop, which All Shows this Week at ACT2PV: have no responsibility for its FABULOUS FRIDAY, January 17 content. Music & Lyrics by 5:00 - “Whitney & Tina,” starring Voice of Mexico Runner-Up Robert Lopez and Jeff Marx, and #1 Songstress in Puerto Vallarta, Diana Villamonte Book by Jeff Whitty, Based 7:00 - “Best of Broadway,” a musical/dance revue featuring your favorite Broadway tunes on an original concept by 7:30 - “Celebrating the Great American Songbook,” featuring Jonathan Karrant, Robert Lopez and Jeff Marx. a 20th century singer from the 21st century! 9:30 - “Tossed Salad,” featuring drag diva, Hedda Lettuce Avenue Q is presented through special arrangement with Music SUPER SATURDAY, January 18 Theater International (MTI). 5:00 - “Celebrating the Great American Songbook,” featuring Jonathan Karrant, All authorized materials are a 20th century singer from the 21st century! also presented by MTI, 423 W 7:00 - MAMMA MIA!, the Broadway Musical 55th St, NYC, NY 10019 - (212) 7:30 - “Let’s Get Loud - Showgirl,” a throwback to the days of Las Vegas when SHOWS 541-4684 / (212) 397-4684 FAX were the highlight of your trip, featuring singer/dancer Daniela Treviño! “AVENUE Q” www.MTIShows.com Tickets are 9:30 - “The B**ch is Back!” featuring drag diva, Mama Tits

available at act2pv.com A musical comedy featuring SUNDAY FUNDAY, January 19 puppets and human actors 5:00 - “Linda Ronstadt: In My Voice,” a musical tribute to Linda Ronstadt starring Brenda Gaviño Wednesdays - 7:00 p.m. 7:00 - “MJ Live,” a musical singing/dancing tribute to Michael Jackson 7:30 - “Elton / Earth, Wind & Fire,” starring the musical duo, Us Two AVENUE Q is a delightful, laugh- 9:30 - “A Little Bit of Tammie,” starring Tammie Brown, RuPaul Drag Race TV Legend out-loud American musical that was performed on Broadway from 2003 MOTOWN MAMA MIA MONDAY, January 20 to 2019. Filled with gut-busting 5:00 - “A Little Bit of Tammie,” featuring RuPaul Drag Race TV Legend, Tammie Brown 7:00 - MAMMA MIA!, the Broadway Musical humor and a delightfully catchy 7:30 - “Beyond Motown,” starring Voice of Mexico Runner-Up and #1 score (not to mention the use of Songstress in Puerto Vallarta, Diana Villamonte full-size puppets that are animated 9:30 - “The B**ch is Back,” featuring drag diva, Mama Tits by unconcealed human puppeteers), TripAdvisor ★★★★★ Avenue Q is a truly unique show that TERRIFIC TUESDAY, January 21 “We saw this show in New York six has quickly become a favorite for 5:00 - “Crooners & Legends,” featuring Marc Lopez singing music from years ago, and decided to see it again audiences everywhere! Although Jersey Boys, Frankie Valli, Michael Buble and more. this time in Puerto Vallarta! Loved the show addresses humorous 7:00 - PAST-Modern Jukebox, starring the band, Lollipop every minute of it, adult puppetry adult issues…(puppet sex!)…. and 7:30 - “Celebrating the Great American Songbook,” featuring Jonathan Karrant, with fantastic humour. Worthwhile is not recommended for children, a 20th century singer from the 21st century! seeing this fabulous show, bravo!” 9:30 - Steve Grand, singer/songwriter and overnight internet sensation it is actually very similar to a “We recently moved to Nuevo “well-known children’s television WONDERFUL WEDNESDAY, January 22 Vallarta and are starting to explore show” where puppets are friends. 5:00 - “Let’s Get Loud - Showgirl,” a throwback to the days of Las Vegas when SHOWS things to do. We have not been Audiences everywhere have been were the highlight of your trip, featuring singer/dancer Daniela Treviño! down to the romantic zone much but captivated by this fresh and funny 7:00 - AVENUE Q, a quirky, very funny Broadway musical! decided to try out Avenue Q. We had story, and it won the prestigious 7:30 - “Fleetwood Mac & The Eagles,” featuring the musical duo, UsTwo an absolutely amazing time... The 2004 “Triple Crown” for Tony 9:30 - “A Little Bit of Tammie,” featuring RuPaul Drag Race TV Legend, Tammie Brown cast was unbelievably professional Awards…. BEST MUSIC, BEST and extremely talented! They took THANKFUL THURSDAY, January 23 SCORE and BEST BOOK! During the time to visit with us after the 5:00 - “The B**ch is Back,” featuring drag diva, Mama Tits its 6-month run at Act2PV three show and we are so excited to put 7:00 - MAMMA MIA!, the Broadway Musical years ago, almost every show was every show on our calendar next 7:30 - Steve Grand, singer/songwriter and overnight internet sensation sold out! 9:30 - “Tossed Salad,” featuring drag diva, Hedda Lettuce season. If you get a chance while The story of AVENUE Q takes visiting Puerto Vallarta you should FABULOUS FRIDAY, January 24 place in New York City and the definitely check this place out. 5:00 - “Whitney & Tina” starring Diana Villamonte, Voice of Mexico Runner-Up street is Avenue Q, the only address There is a very nice bar so go early and #1 Songstress in Puerto Vallarta a person can afford when they’re and enjoy the entire experience!!” 7:00 - “Best of Broadway!” a musical revue of your favorite Broadway tunes fresh out of college, out of a job, or 7:30 - “Celebrating the Great American Songbook,” featuring Jonathan Karrant, just trying to find their purpose in Be sure to check out Avenue Q’s a 20th century singer from the 21st century! life. It is a coming-of-age parable other reviews on TripAdvisor 9:30 - “Tossed Salad,” featuring drag diva, Hedda Lettuce that satirizes the issues and anxieties and Google.com! For more of entering adulthood. Please check out the reviews for these shows at “Act II Entertainment” information or to buy tickets, on TripAdvisor and GoogleMyBusiness.com! For more information AVENUE Q has not been go to act2pv.com about these shows, or to buy tickets, go to act2pv.com! authorized or approved by 35

Show Descriptions “Best of Broadway!” The “Best of Broadway” will A musical revue of your favorite showcase favorite songs from Broadway shows A Chorus Line, Grease, Dream Act2PV welcomes four amazing Girls, Funny Girl, Les Miserables, performers in its “Best of Broadway” Wicked, Cats, Sound of Music and Musical Revue! Featuring Daniela many more! Featuring incredible Treviño (star of Act2PV’s “Let’s Get dancing, creative set designs, Loud/Showgirl”), Faride Talamas gorgeous costumes and beautiful (star of last year’s “Twist & Shout”), choral harmonies, duets, solos, and Marc Lopez (star of “Legends and mini vignettes, each song sparkles Crooners,” and Victor Do Esperito, with pure Broadway brilliance! newcomer to Act2PV, but well- This show is great for all ages and known all over the bay, this show is a must-see in Puerto Vallarta! is certain to “tickle your Broadway Produced by Act2PV and directed by “A Little Bit of Tammie!” taste buds!” Danny MIninni. Fresh from RuPaul’s Drag Race, RuPaul’s Drag Race Allstars, America’s Got Talent, Skin Wars, “Celebrating the Great and many other television shows, American Songbook” Tammie Brown is finally going to make her debut at Act2PV Featuring Jonathan Karrant, a th st in Puerto Vallarta! This self- 20 century singer from the 21 described bohemian drag queen century, accompanied by pianist, superstar is a singer, songwriter, Mark Hartman! drag queen, activist and legend! From Vegas to California to NYC’s She loves Mexico and has lived cabaret/jazz rooms, Jonathan in Nayarit and Guadalajara. A Karrant makes his first appearance veteran of television, live theater, “Beyond Motown” in the Act2PV’s Red Room! Although only in his twenties, he seems to have mood, and then totally captivates the music videos and HIT EP’s and Diana Villamonte, Vallarta’s #1 an innate and inside connection with room through his song. Singles, Tammie is known for her songstress (and runner-up in “The music writers of the past, singing “strange” and “quirky” personality Voice of Mexico”) has returned “Jonathan Karrant works straight the songs we all grew up with, from and will be hitting the stage in a for her THIRD SOLD-OUT out of the American songbook with Cole Porter to Johnny Mercer, Irving way that only she knows how. She SEASON! Featuring songs by a level of manly confidence and Berlin, Frank Sinatra, Harry Connick, promises to delight the audience The Supremes, Michael Jackson, jazz suave and bonhomie that was Jr, Sinatra, and many more. This with her signature songs such as Queen, The Temptations, Frank patented by Mel Torme himself.” – handsome young man is edgy enough Lip-Synch Suicide (from her stint in Sinatra, Mariah Carey, The Jackson The Reader Magazine to sing with a Boy Band, but is also an Ru Paul Drag Race), Love Piñata 5, Stevie Wonder, Marvin Gaye, accomplished jazz musician with an “A voice, romantic without being and Porta-Potty Prostitute. This Alicia Keys, and MANY more…. show is sure to be a deliciously, astonishing baritone voice! He is well cloying, warm but not forced, Karrant outlandish evening of original “TripAdvisor ★★★★★ on his way to international stardom! carries these songs with an emotional Audiences have said that when he weight that make it seem at times as if he music and storytelling by one of the “...Powerfully gifted singer… natural sings, he paints a picture, presents a had written them himself.” – Jazz Corner most famous drag queens around! and captivating stage performer…”

Avenue Q “The B**ch is Back” Avenue Q is a quirky, funny The beloved Mama Tits, Vallarta’s Broadway musical featuring puppets 6’7” POWERHOUSE vocalist and and live actors! (See description drag queen, returns to Act2PV for her above - Wednesday shows only) 5th season, Mama Tits is back with another raw and witty take on life, sex, TripAdvisor ★★★★★ relationships and living your truth, with “I thoroughly enjoyed, laughed all new music and stories, including jazz, until I cried, and I’m a sucker blues, pop and rock! for happy endings - I’ve seen this TripAdvisor ★★★★★ show countless times before, in Ogunquit, Maine; New York City ... “...hysterically funny and sings beautifully, This performance rivaled the Best all while being incredible honest and moving of them!...” the Best of them!...” about her true life experience...” 36

an international crooner who as “Linda Ronstadt, performed in The United States, In My Voice” Europe and all over Mexico. Most recently, Marc was a headliner in Singer/Dancer Brenda Gaviño one of the most popular nightclubs in who has always had a special affinity Mexico City, and is currently starring for the music of the timeless living in Act2PV’s headlining show, “The legend, Linda Ronstadt. Singing Best of Broadway.” songs like Blue Bayou… You’re No

Good, Poor, Poor Pitiful Me, Just One Look, Allison, and more….. “Crooners & Legends” Brenda’s stunning likeness, as Featuring music from The Jersey well as her beautiful, clear voice, Boys, Frank Sinatra, Frankie Valli, and refreshing smile is the perfect and many more of the greatest combination to take on such an crooners and legends of all time. amazing performer! Our goal is to delight your senses by touching a favorite memory TripAdvisor ★★★★★ from the past, and nothing does “...Brenda was GREAT during hr that better than music! With “Fleetwood Mac Linda Ronstadt tribute, and her set songs like Who Loves You, Baby, & The Eagles” MAMMA MIA! of latin music, boleros, etc.is where Sweet Caroline, Sway, Fly Away, she truly shined...” The magical musical duo, Us MAMMA MIA!, the Broadway Unchained Melody, Can’t Take My Two, is featured in a musical tribute Musical, is featured on the Main Eyes Off of You, and many many to the everlasting and timeless Stage! This is the most exciting more, “Crooners and Legends,” music of two unforgettable groups production in Vallarta history and singer/dancer Marc Lopez, is from the 70s… FLEETWOOD has been selling out every time it is MAC and THE EAGLES! UsTwo performed! Audiences are raving will perform songs that will bring about it and the TripAdvisor and back memories from these two Google.com reviews are out of this great groups, such as New Kid world! (See description above.) in Town, One of These Nights, Mondays, Thursdays & Saturdays Take It Easy, Heartache Tonight, Dreams Everywhere, Landslide, TripAdvisor ★★★★★ Desperado and many more. “Mama Mia! This has to be one of the Steve Grand TripAdvisor ★★★★★ greatest productions in Puerto Vallarta. Singer/songwriter and overnight Have seen many BroadwayNYC internet sensation, Steve Grand, “...OMG! This has to be one of and London productions and this shares his highly vulnerable and the best concerts I have seen in a Elton/Earth, Wind & Fire compares favorably. A must see when personable stage presence on very long time!…” Vallarta’s favorite musical duo, visiting PV.” the Red Room Stage, making his Us Two performs songs made by Be sure to check out all the frequently SOLD OUT shows feel famous by Elton and Earth, Wind “Let’s Get Loud - Showgirl” reviews about MAMMA MIA! on like an intimate gathering of friends and Fire, such as September, Boogie A throwback to the days of Las Vegas TripAdvisor and Google.com. For in his living room as he accompanies Wonderland, Reasons, Your Song, when SHOWS were the highlight of more information or to buy tickets, himself on piano and guitar and Crocodile Rock, Candle in the your trip! Daniela Treviño. salutes go to the website at www.actpv.com interacts with the audience between Wind, Goodbye Yellow Brick Road, Beyonce, Celine, Jennifer Lopez, songs. This all-new, up-close and and more. Their repertoire changes Charo, Gloria Estafan, Mariah, Cher intimate show will feature many of with each performance, as they keep and more…. the greatest singers who your favorite songs from Steve’s adding new repertoire, but these have ever performed in Las Vegas! original catalog, as well as some of amazing vocalists (and their live Produced by Act2PV and directed by his favorite music by Queen, Elton band) will definitely treat you to an Alfonso Lopez. John, George Michael, Billy Joel, unforgettable evening of music! Kacey Musgraves and more! TripAdvisor ★★★★★ TripAdvisor ★★★★★ TripAdvisor ★★★★★ “..That woman has a four and a “...Daniel and Noemi are half octave range, was personable, “...saw Steve Grand’s all- amazing! Great talents both of and put on a show that left me acoustic, solo music show where he them and their band and crew!…” spellbound!” played piano, guitar and sang…” 37

Shows Opening Soon: creating and producing the highest quality musical tribute shows (in Tuesday, January 28 - English) that are being performed Daniel LeClaire, Star of by local professionals. Daniela Broadway’s “Book of Mormon” “Hello, My Name is Elder Smith” Treviño performs her show, “Let’s Get Loud/Showgirl” on Wednesdays Sunday, February 2 - and Saturdays. Marc Lopez performs “Bee Gees / Elton” - Us Two his cabaret show, “Crooners & and their Live Band “Tossed Salad” Legends,” on Tuesday nights. The Featuring 6-time Drag Queen Sunday, February 2 - Linda Ronstadt show, “In My Voice,” MJ LIVE! of the Year Award-winner (HX “The Boy Band Project” is performed by Brenda Gaviño on A musical and dance tribute to magazine) and the legendary Broadway Stars, Boys, Booty- Sunday evening, and Voice of Mexico the music and dance of Michael “green goddess” of drag, Hedda shaking, Belting and all your runner-up and PV’s #1 songstress, Jackson, featuring internationally- Lettuce. Celebrating her fifth Favorite Boy Band Hits! Diana Villamonte, is in her third renowned Michael Jackson season at the Red Room Cabaret, Tuesday, February 4 - season with two shows, “Beyond impersonator, Jose Martinez. Hedda will toss out the perfect “LaRue’s Rouge” Motown” on Monday evening and Incredible lighting and sound mix of fresh, crisp improvisational A Broadway/Vaudeville/Burlesque “Whitney and Tina” on Friday evening. effects by Sebastien Lepage. comedy, bawdy and biting wit, show, presented by Kimberly LaRue When you support a local performer by TripAdvisor ★★★★★ light dancing and lush, live (NOT attending their show, you are helping lip-synched) singing! All this, them realize their dreams! The talent “...MJ singer had all the unique along with her colorful costumes, About Act2PV: in Puerto Vallarta is incredible, and moves of MJ and was spot on in the creates the perfect show! delivery! ... An incredible experience…” With four shows every night, Act2PV there is no greater satisfaction for the TripAdvisor ★★★★★ has been voted the #1 Entertainment Act 2 team than to be able to showcase “...Absolutely one of the most Venue in the Banderas Bay and the expertise of these talented local hilarious shows I’ve ever seen!” #3 on the list of “Things to Do in individuals. Many people may not Puerto Vallarta!” If you are looking realize that almost all of the box for high-quality theater productions, office funds goes to the individual internationally renowned musical performers, and the theater pays its cabaret or drag shows, Act2PV bills with liquor sales. So, we urge you continues to bring you the BEST OF to support these wonderful singers by THE BEST entertainment for 2020! coming to see their shows! This beautiful, 5-star venue truly has something for everyone! Act2PV’s incredible entertainment, “PAST-MODERN with its amazing sound and lighting JUKEBOX! Act2PV is the only English language systems, is on par with any theater “Whitney & Tina” Prepare to be wowed when you see professional cabaret/theater production in North America! Excellent live the 5-member PMJ band, Lollipop, Starring Diana Villamonte, company in all of Mexico. It continues musical entertainment (with no cover) in their incredible, new show, Vallarta’s #1 songstress (and to break records every month. This is also offered in the beautiful, fully- “PAST-Modern Jukebox!” They runner-up in “The Voice of year, Act2PV producers/directors equipped Encore bar! put their unique spin on beloved Mexico.” Returning for her THIRD and co-owners, Danny Mininni and, Come early and enjoy a drink! classics from the 70’s and 80’s, with SOLD-OUT SEASON, Diana starts Alfonso Lopez, are committed to hits from Queen, Journey, Eric the evening off with this very popular Tickets are available at act2pv.com Clapton, KISS, Chicago, Police, tribute show, featuring songs by The and more, and convert them into the Supremes, Michael Jackson, Queen, vintage big band (Tommy Dorsey, The Temptations, Frank Sinatra, Glenn Miller, Count Basie, etc.) Mariah Carey, The Jackson 5, Stevie sounds of the past. Wonder, Marvin Gaye, Alicia Keys, and MANY more…. TripAdvisor ★★★★★ TripAdvisor ★★★★★ “...jazz show using modern music… unexpectedly fantastic!” “...The Best Entertainment in PV…”

Please check out the many reviews for Act2PV shows at “Act II Entertainment” on TripAdvisor and GoogleMyBusiness.com and Facebook! For more information, or to buy tickets, go to act2pv.com! You can also get your tickets at our Box Office which is open daily from 10:00 am to 10:00 p.m.. 34 The 7 Arts 39 The only cocktail you’ll ever need! Cecilia KC Hedström past 2 weeks have taken their toll and I need to boost my immune system. He takes his time and explains to me what the cocktail is The sun is rising and the roosters are at it again. Normally at all about, this is what I adore about the clinic, it is such a familiar this time, I skip up and out of bed, down into the kitchen and after atmosphere and where everyone meets you with warmth and that happily onto my yoga mat… sincere consideration. He knows I am eager to learn and that I Normally, but today I am feeling like putting earbuds in my ears am fascinated with the human body and our more often than not, and a blindfold over my eyes, so that I can simply snooze on, and imbalances. He tells me that Myers’ Cocktail is also known as wait for the next day to come and give a try at a normal day again. “The Hangover Cocktail”, it is a mix of vitamins, minerals and My throat is sore, I am freezing (in the tropics) and my head is anti-oxidants. The 25 000 mg of Vitamin C should help get my pounding, even though I would be considered technically awake, wounded immune system regenerated and rejuvenated within this I feel asleep. very day, he assures me. Before I muster the strength to reach for my go-back-to-snooze I am seated in a comfortable chair with a blanket over my legs items I remember all boxes yet checked on my to-do list, there and feet, and an IV of the famous Cocktail for about 30 minutes. are articles I have to write, pictures to edit and deliver plus my I am asked frequently if I am comfortable and towards the end of dear friends waiting for me at the beach for lunch later on. I’m the IV, Dr. Zoli comes back and tells me I should be drinking a thinking to myself that if only I can get down to the kitchen for lot of water in the next few days and right after the treatment. He some water and my daily vitamins I will get over this rough explains that the substance of the Cocktail will absorb water in my feeling which is only a morning hump, and I should be starting to body and he knows what he is talking about. Right at that point, I feel like my normal happy self. start feeling like I need a glass of water, a big one and really fast! Well, I was wrong, some kind of flu had really hit me, my brain I get some water and make my way back home again. was working slow and that’s why it took my looking at my small I walk up to bed to relax and fall asleep. I wake up 2 hours later jar of Multi-Vitamins with the label HBS on it to get it. Ahhh, and I feel like my good old fish and happy self again. I head down of course, I’m calling Holistic Bio Spa immediately. With a to the beach for lunch and continue crossing off my to-do list that newly found spark of hope I grab my phone and the call is going afternoon. through. Yes! -Holistic Bio Spa, this is Anna speaking, * John Myers, MD, a physician from Baltimore, Maryland, -Hello… I stop myself as I’m shocked to hear my own voice pioneered the use of intravenous (IV) vitamins and minerals as part sounding so ragged. of the overall treatment of various medical problems. He formulated -Hola, Cecilia her kind voice speaks back. How are you doing? the specific protocol known as the Myers’ Cocktail around 1960. -Hola dear, not so well. I feel like going back to bed… -Ok, one moment Cecilia. I hear her speaking quickly in Spanish to someone else in the room. Holistic Bio Spa is located in Plaza Marina, Local B-10. -Dr. Zoli says you are welcome now at 9 a.m., he recommends Open Monday to Friday from 9 a.m. to 6 p.m., Saturdays: you have a Myers’ Cocktail* as soon as possible. 9 a.m. to 2 p.m., Tel.: 221-1607 In Dr. Zoli’s office 30 minutes later, he confirms what I was thinking, that my travels and multiple flights and time zones the www.HolisticBioSpa.com Email: [email protected] (See location number on Central Map) on Central number (See location 24 40

Azadirachta indica: Neem; Anti-acne, antibacterial. Neem and Green tea The Healing possess the potential for inhibiting acne and contains polyphenols, which Power act as antioxidants in the body. Tinctures and creams can rejuvenate old skin cells to start reproducing again, keeping the skin younger looking. of Plants Bauhinia variegata: Orchid tree, Camels Foot Tree Bark is internally Ricardo Mazcal administered for treating skin diseases, and also applied externally for skin ulcers. [email protected] Herbalist Calendula officinalis: Marigold; The flowers of marigold have long been employed in folk skin therapy, and more than 35 properties have been attributed to decoctions, creams, and tinctures from the flowers. Itchy skin a.k.a. Pruritus. A natural herbal approach Cannabis sativus: Charas, Ganja; The powder of the leaves serves as a dressing for wounds and sores. Ganja is externally applied Itchy skin, also called Pruritus, is a common problem connected to different to relieve pain in itchy skin diseases. Hemp seed oil is useful diseases that only affect the skin. Pruritus is different - it causes intense impulses for the treatment of eczema, dermatitis, varicose eczema, psoriasis, lichen to scratch the itchy skin, lasts for days, weeks, or months; it is debilitating. The planus, and acne rosacea. itching creates skin redness, swelling, blistering, and edema, making us suffer Crocus sativus: Saffron; Is a plant that acts as an antispasmodic, from a reduced quality of life from the feeling of desperation and frustration. diaphoretic, carminative, emmenagogic and sedative, useful in the treatment Pruritus Signs and Symptoms include: Dry, cracked skin due to extreme of psoriasis. cold, dry or windy weather during the winter, old age, over-washing the skin, Curcuma longa: Turmeric; Used as a cream topically or internally from using chemicals, or harsh products. Itchiness, leathery or scaly texture to the extracts or tinctures. skin, inflammation, swelling, red spots, blisters or bumps on the skin. Scabbing Echinacea: Purple coneflower; Used to treat skin problems such as skin or discoloration due to infections. boils, wounds, ulcers, burns, herpes, hemorrhoids, and psoriasis. It can Itching may be caused by drug reactions to antibiotics, narcotics, or antifungal kill Propionibacterium acnes (leading cause of acne) and reverses bacterial- drugs, hormonal changes, including pregnancy or menopause. induced inflammation. The bottom line: Pruritus is due to complex systemic causes. Ficus carica, Ficus racemosa: Fig; Bark powder is used externally in case of pimples, itches, and scabies. Pharmaceutical Pruritus Treatment: Lawsonia inermis: Henna; Used as an anti- inflammatory, antipyretic, and What is causing the itchiness? Tests include full blood panel, thyroid test, has analgesic effects. renal function, liver enzymes, and bile acids. Antihistamine medications and Lycopersicon esculentum: Tomato. A tomato paste containing lycopene corticosteroid creams are commonly prescribed for pruritus to help reduce provides protection against acute and potentially long-term aspects of itching. Also, antidepressants with antihistaminic properties, serotonin inhibitors, photodamage. and medications that treat kidney disease, iron deficiency or thyroid problems Mangifera indica: Mango; The gum is used in dressings for cracked feet and light therapy (phototherapy), which exposes skin to ultraviolet light. and for scabies. Latex is applied to cure ulcers and is anti-inflammatory. Matricaria chamomile: Chamomile; Aids skin cell regeneration and acts as The Herbal approach. an antioxidant, fighting free radical damage on the skin. Chamomile cream is Herbs have great potential to cure different kinds of skin equally effective as hydrocortisone cream for the treatment of eczema and itching. diseases. Compared with conventional allopathic drugs, they are Mirabilis jalapa: Four o’clock flower, Marvel of Peru; used traditionally a rich source of active ingredients and are safer and cost-effective in allergic skin disorders. treatment for skin diseases ranging from rashes to skin cancer. Maintaining Plumbago zeylanica: Doctor Bush. The plant is crushed with a pinch of healthy skin is essential for a healthy body. salt, and the paste is applied externally in case of ringworm. Portulaca: Purslane, Pigweed, Little Hogweed. Possesses natural cooling Useful herbs include: properties that soothe the skin, relieving it of inflammation and rashes during Aloe vera, Barbados aloe: The gel has properties that are harmful to certain scorching heat. It is antibacterial and antifungal. Externally it is used to treat types of bacteria and fungi. Creams containing aloe reduce the skin “platens” burns, insect stings, swelling, skin sores, ulcers, pruritis (itchy skin). associated with psoriasis. Rosmarinus officinalis Rosemary; is a common household plant. Rosemary has caffeic acid and its derivatives, rosmarinic acid. These compounds have antioxidant effects. Chronic UV exposure is responsible for long-term clinical manifestations such as photoaging and photo-cancers. Extract of Rosemary has been effective in preventing cutaneous photodamage induced by UV radiation. Thyme vulgaris: Thyme; Relieves cellulitis, an infection of the skin caused by bacteria, which can lead to pain, tenderness, edema, fever, chills, and reddening of the skin. It also offers antifungal and antibacterial benefits. Herbal medicines provide rational means for the treatment of many diseases that are obstinate and incurable in other systems of medicine, ranging from itching to skin cancer. For a complete list of the herbs and supplements to help reduce itchy skin symptoms, you can contact me by e-mail at [email protected] to provide you with additional information. 41

Beware of complacency only victimized by verbal and emotional However, for the rest of us, not abuse, or betrayed by someone close, in a terribly abusive or controlling especially a partner through lies, The abandonment of self relationship, there is a “way out”, manipulation, cheating, or made to feel change is possible, and we must find that no matter what you did, it was never Giselle Belanger the energy, desire and motivation to enough… you also abandoned your self. RN, LCSW “recover our ‘self”! Complacency is You gave your power away! Without a terrible place to get stuck! your power, you gave up and became The “loss of self” is a huge problem complacent, you decided you weren’t Have you put everybody else first have to become? Do you need to be and it takes a lot of work to find your worth it; undeserving. You were not in your life and stopped meeting your so depressed that you have suicidal “self” again. A part of you has been there for you! You believed a lot of the own needs? Do you rationalize that thoughts… or do you need to be 30, “missing” for a long time, a piece you negative things that were said to you, and whatever you need or want to do 50, or more, pounds overweight… are may have even forgotten about; maybe replayed a continuous loop of your own “isn’t that important”, or “it can wait”, you escaping and numbing on alcohol the playful child that laughs and smiles negative self-talk, until you didn’t know and then you never seem to get to it? and drugs every day just to get by… is at the smallest things, or maybe the what or who to believe. You abused What have you let get really out of it okay to go 5 years or 15 years without strong confident empowered woman you. You treated yourself poorly; worse hand: the complacent marriage, your sex with your long-term partner? who overcame obstacles and conquered than you would ever treat your children, weight, your health? When did you Do you behave in a manner that you challenges, or maybe the social one whose your friends, or your pets. stop mattering or being important? say “this isn’t me”… “I’m not usually friends loved sharing time and creating That’s why it became acceptable to Do you even know who you are like that”… Have you gone against your new experiences, or maybe the honor-roll “let yourself go”, to gain weight and anymore? When’s the last time that you own morals and values or have you student who never made it to university. “be fat” and hate it and feel disgusted, remember “really being you”? If you turned into an irritable or rageful person? Whether this means studying what but not do anything about it. When can’t remember because it was soooo If so, do you live in an “emotionally you’ve always been interested in your partner has an affair, and you long ago, hopefully realizing this is toxic” environment? Maybe instead, or finishing a degree, or working in stay in the relationship and allow it upsetting enough to wake you up and you “only act that way when I’m with something you never had the chance, to continue, often for years, then you motivate you into discovering “you” him”. Is your relationship toxic? Is or a career you can’t wait to go back have betrayed and abandoned your again! Hopefully, there are some things there someone in your life that you to, it is essential that you wake up your “self”. When you criticize and insult that you can still claim as your true know you should leave or wish you internal desires and listen to your inner your “self”, you are verbally abusing interests or beliefs, and the rest you must could leave, but feel trapped? voice. What is stopping you? What your “self”. When you stop dancing begin to explore and discover again. Power and control are the obstacles and are they real or because your partner is jealous, or Maybe you never had the chance Are you living in, or have you imagined? It is highly likely that most you stop reading books because your to develop into the “real you”. Did lived through, circumstances that of these could be resolved, but you’ve partner feels ignored, you are re- you grow up in a home where you created the need for you to comply always told yourself that it was too hard, enforcing the old belief that you do never even had the opportunity to to the demand of others, especially or somebody else wouldn’t like it, or it not matter. When you go against discover who you are? Were your a controlling spouse? Do you have cost too much, etc.? How much time your beliefs and morals, you betray parents highly critical, judgmental, a spouse that requires that you walk have you actually spent trying to remove yourself. When you lose or forget or demanding, insulting, degrading, or talk or dress a certain way? Have these obstacles in order to move forward deny your true authentic self, you’ve unsupportive or unencouraging? Did you given up friendships or a job or towards fulfilling this goal or desire? abandoned your “self”! what you want or what you were career, in order to comply with his Abandonment of self interested in ever matter? Maybe your expectations or to avoid conflict? The abandonment of “Self” is actually Giselle Belanger home life and family of origin didn’t Did you convince yourself that these what happened simultaneously when you lost your “self”, and when you were RN, LCSW (psychotherapist) is allow nor promote your individuation. sacrifices were worth it and that what available for appointments in person, Despite whatever life problems and you wanted wasn’t important? Did you abused or victimized. (Note: I am not by phone, or by skype webcam. circumstances, somewhere along the become brain-washed to “his way”? blaming the victim. I understand there Contact info: [email protected] way you lost your “self”. In many Unfortunately, this is very common. are situations that can be dangerous or Mex cell: 044 (322) 138-9552 cases, you were forced to deny a part Abusive relationships require that very difficult to leave). You were not or US cell: (312) 914-5203 of who you were/are, for example, you “learn” to be the victim; to think hiding homosexuality / lesbianism. In and act like a victim, always from other cases, a specific person, usually a a disempowered highly controlled parent or partner, forced you to change position, which requires that you or to “be” a certain way, or insulted deny your “self” any or most of you and broke you down. The verbal, things that matter to you, and adopt a mental, and emotional abuse, caused “deprivation” attitude. You learn to you to feel unaccepted and rejected, “accept” whatever happens including filled you with shame, ripping your betrayal, affairs, lies, manipulation, self-esteem and self-worth to shreds. false accusations, etc., and you How bad does it need to get? drowned in shame and guilt! You feel What needs to happen for you to furious, angry, and resentful. In many believe that it is time to care about cases, it’s so bad that you’re literally you again? How bad does something in survival mode, and the way out is have to get? How unhappy do you extremely complicated on many levels. 42

will be stuck on diet coke, sports tough one because folks are inclined Inflammation… drinks or something similar. Often to be attached, or accustomed to the body/mind connection they will be consuming daily one of complex, racing thought patterns the above mentioned foods. I also and negative emotions. It is not ask that they only use virgin olive easy to restructure those patterns Krystal Frost oil, a monounsaturated fat with to overcome negative feelings anti-inflammatory properties as and racing thoughts. This type of their primary cooking and dressing restructure takes practice. It begins oil. Getting moderate by learning to take a moment Inflammation is the amounts of regular to consider how to respond in a cornerstone of the body’s aerobic exercise, such as positive manner rather then to healing response. If you brisk walking, swimming, react according to your habitual burn your hand or bruise dance, or yoga, reduces emotional response. Practicing a your knee, inflammation is levels of inflammatory body-mind approach helps. Regular your body’s way of dealing proteins in the body. 30 to practice of relaxation techniques with the injury. Whether it’s 45 minutes of movement such as breath work, mediation, occurring in a visible location 5 times a week surely will guided imagery and trancing are or internally, the symptoms calm your body and mind. all helpful and can lead you into a are similar, swelling, redness Find something you enjoy calmer frame of mind and give you pain and heat. In fact, the doing. I ask patients to the tools to get control of mental word inflammation derives try the diet suggestions and emotional overloads. from the Greek word ¨fire¨. for 30 days and note any I remember with fondness one Inflammation is a normal process, diabetes to asthma Alzheimer’s difference. More likely then not, of my acupuncture professors who a lifesaving mechanism to defend and gum disease, many common symptoms will disappear, or al least stated the road to peace and health against real dangers and restore disorders are linked by abnormal be mitigated. is to let go… let be… and be. Boy, health. Problems can arise, though, inflammations. Our thoughts and how we that is another tough one, who in areas where it is not needed, What often tips the scales in favor process them also affect our body’s wants to give up control over our when it escapes its bounds, or of chronic inflammation are lifestyle inflammation trigger. Inflamed lives, then we get into the struggle when the process persists long after factors such as diets high in sugar, thoughts causes inflamed tissue. of the ego over the longings of the healing has occurred. For example, including artificial sweeteners, the When the mind is racing, full of soul… blah blah blah... but that’s a sometimes inflammation is a wrong kinds of carbohydrates and agitation the brain heats up, not whole other huge question. misplaced, targeting healthy tissues fats, obesity, inactivity and stress. different from an over heated Better start with a few diet and organs. Inflammation can also Smoking, high blood pressure, engine. The result being the heat changes and a bit of ice to deal go awry in another way, when it goes lack of sleep and exposure to toxic is transferred to other body areas. with simple localized inflammation from being short-lived, localized chemicals and air pollutants can Feelings of anxiety and depression plus a few drops of CBD oil to ease and protective to being long-term also increase chronic inflammation. can also activate the same body general pain. and harmful. Chronic, low grade When I see inflammation response. Thoughts of anger and inflammation is thought to be an in my patients, the first thing frustration fuel the fire. underlying cause of many medical recommended is to cut out We also take a close look at Krystal Frost conditions today and its one of the tomatoes, potatoes, sugar, and patients’ mental and emotional For questions and comments - hottest areas of medical research. artificially sweetened soft drinks states, especially in chronic Cell: 322 116-9645 From heart disease, cancer and and wine. More than likely they inflammation cases. This is the Email: [email protected] (See location number on Central Map) on Central number (See location Map) on Central number (See location 21 8 43

* Federal Maritime Zone: The area of land owned by the government adjacent to the tide line. Any usage or structure such as terrace or pools, bedrooms, located within the federal land will have to have a concession title Viewpoint to approve use of federal land. * Condominium Act: In 1995, The New Civil Code of the State of Jalisco Harriet Murray established the legal aspects of the condominium. In this act, the role of the administrator the executive committee of owners the required homeowners’ meetings were established. The setting and administration of maintenance fees, and resolution of conflicts between owners is also addressed in this act. Mexican Real Estate Definitions This law is very important for condominium owners to read and understand. * Contrato de compraventa: Purchase sales agreement. Real estate contracts * Ejido: Farming land owned by a legal entity, or group called the Ejido. recorded before a notary public become binding on the parties to the agreement. Collective land that can now be privatized. Foreigners cannot acquire rights * Certificado de no Aduedo: The certificate of no tax liability issued by the to Ejido property. Through a proper process, the Ejido can sell to a Mexican local taxing authority or Office of Catastro. Predial is the name for property tax. individual. The Mexican can then sell to a foreigner. * Escrow of monies: There are limited ways that money can be escrowed * Escritura Publica: The document issued by the notary to transfer legally in Mexico. Several of the banks have legal departments empowered ownership of property. The escritura is a public deed. If there is bank trust to escrow purchase money for a sales transaction. Some US based title for foreign ownership it is described in the escritura. In the escritura the companies have Mexican offices and authorization to hold escrowed funds. banks define its authority and sets out its fees. The escrowed funds can be kept by these institutions in US dollars. * Fideicomiso is the Mexican bank trust that holds residential property for * Mexico, the country to the south of the U.S., has a population of foreigners. The foreigners are granted the rights of ownership such as possession, approximately 100 million people. Mexico belongs to the North American right to construct and to tear down, renting, selling, through the fideicomiso. continent and is not part of Central or South America. Its laws have evolved * Mexican corporation can hold title within the restricted zone for from Spanish and French laws. They are very different from English nonresidential real estate. This type of corporation cannot establish residency Common Law, which is very influential in the laws of the United States. requirements, so it is not exempt from tax. * Pre-construction in Jalisco - is very popular in the city of Puerto Vallarta. * Notario Publico is an attorney with a specialized education who is New buildings are continuing to come online. This type of purchase is a appointed by the Mexican State to transfer real estate. There are a limited higher risk than a resale. The legal definition of the property has not been number of public notaries appointed per state. The responsibility of the notary established, as a condo does not exist yet. For this reason, there is consumer is to search the title in a Mexican transaction. Their fees are separate from the protection law in Mexico regarding the type of contracts and the content in government charges for establishment of a bank trust. The notary is responsible them. Do not buy pre-construction without proper due diligence. for collecting money due the government, such as taxes and capital gains. The * Your Advocates - You will need a very good real estate agent and a good notary is not responsible for handling the money of the buyer to the seller. attorney as your advocates. * Apostille is the document that authenticates signatures to a document that In this market, builders are not including bonds or trust for protection of the are not signed in the presence of the notary. The apostille is notarized by the buyers if the project should stall or run out of money. Do not be distracted Sec’y of State where the person signing resides. by the idea that you are getting a great price and there will be appreciation to * Certificado de Liberta de Gravamen: The notary checks with the reward you for paying upfront without the property being complete physical public offices to determine is there are liens filed against a property. This and legally. The quality and character of the developer and the agent are lien certificate should show the owner of record, the surface area and more important here than ever before. classification of property type, the legal description and whether there are lines or encumbrances filed of record against the property. This article is based upon legal opinions, current practices and my personal * AMPI (Asociacion Mexicana de Profesionales Inmobiliarios) Association experiences. I recommend that each potential buyer or seller of real estate of Professional Real Estate Persons. AMPI is the Mexican equivalent of the conduct his own due diligence and review. National Association of Realtors and the Canadian Real estate Association. Not all agents of real estate in Mexico are members of AMPI. AMPI has its Harriet Murray own requirements and dues required for membership. * Contrato de Promesa is a promissory agreement. It is not a contrato de Can be contacted at [email protected] | www.casasandvillas.com com-praventa. * Evalua: evaluation of taxable value established in pesos. The evalua is not a market evaluation. * Capital Gains is the amount of tax, if applicable, owed by the seller upon the sale or transfer of property. * Licensing: There is currently no licensing requirement to sell real estate in Mexico. Individuals or groups such as AMPI create their own requirements for membership, in an effort to raise professionalism of the sale of real estate. * Finiquito is the final bill or settlement. Without a finiquito, payments and penalties can continue. Without a finiquito from Social Security, liability for payments to construction workers can continue, long after completion of the home. * Restricted zone: In 1994, the federal governments of México liberalized ownership of property within the constitutionally protected area knows as the restricted zone. This area includes 10 kilometers along all-natural borders, 50 kilometers along coastlines and all of Baja California. The Bay of Banderas is a restricted zone. Ownership of property is within a bank trust for non-Mexicans. 44

Jack Crevalle are finally coming in Great fishing, Rooster fish, Sailfish, and taking baits running 25 to 50 lbs.! Dorado, and Jacks are back! Dorado and Sailfish are still in the area, but the secret is they’re from 5 to 12 off the shoreline. Not a normal thing so Stan Gabruk (Owner of Master Baiter's Sportfishing & Tackle) take this advice when heading out: start shallow, work your way deep. Striped Marlin are still in the area as the water temperatures now are very favorable. Just look for diving birds and get your backside over there! Well worth the time and money for an 8-hour trip. Inside the bay we’re seeing more action now that Jack Crevall (at 35 lbs.) have come home to the bay! With So this transitions period isn’t massive amounts of Sardines around happening any too quickly. Bait is the shoreline, Jacks are being caught abundant, everything you can think It’s a funny thing, the other day I was Water conditions are perfect, plenty very close in at times. Dorado are also of, but the one secret locally is dead telling some friends that I’ve noticed a of bait in the area in the form of Skip around the Los Arcos area as are freak bait. That’s right, dead bait at times, pattern that once we pass the New Year’s Jack Tuna, Sardines, Flying fish and Sailfish. Skip Jack Tuna are all over the especially when were “stuffed with holiday, we normally get hit with a cold of course the list goes on. Right now place at 7 lbs., Sierra Mackerels (10 lbs.) bait” in the area, go figure. snap. Then amazingly enough when it it’s well worth the ten-hour day. Freak picking up in numbers and should not We’re now renting Surf fishing rigs, looks like the fishing is “over” for the Black Marlin have been seen, but no be ignored as they’re delicious! With 11 ft. pole and a few lures. We’re also rest of the “warm water” year, then reports of any being boated. All in all, this kind of fishing there is no reason to still looking for people interested in of course, suddenly, about the second Corbeteña is living up to its reputation. not get out on the bay, amigos! having a fun fishing day for half the week of January to the first week or so El Banco now is not exactly on top The bite has been solid around 09:00 money. That’s right folks, the shared of February, we have a second season. of the list for fishing destinations. so getting out too early, especially on super pangas are booking. So you can I don’t’ know for sure, but it seems that Heading farther out is a fuel risk. a four-hour trip could see you miss the have all the fun for half the cost. And the warm water species are bailing the There are some Blue Marlin in the bite for the most part. The late bite is of course tours, we can fix you up and Southern California area, heading to 300-lb range running the area, but not still about 1:30 in the afternoon. So you’ll know you were treated very warmer southern waters. Presently for much longer and reports of Marlin get out a bit late and give yourself your well and got a good price on tours, etc. we’re seeing a resurgence of Dorado, of any kind are on the down swing. best chances. Water temperatures are Until next week, don’t forget to kiss Sailfish, Striped Marlin and we’ve even Yet I’ve heard there are Sailfish and hanging around the 77 degree range. your fish! seen Rooster fish move in, Yee-Ha! Dorado around the high spots. Keep Not too cold, but not warm. Corbeteña is alive and well, thank your ears on and message me for Stan Gabruk you very much. Sailfish are in the details if heading out! Northwest area past The Rock by Punta Mita, El Moro are still active Web page: www.MasterBaiters.com.mx Local Ph. at: (044) 322 779 7571 or our about 6 to 12 miles. Yellowfin Tuna and alive. Surprising enough there international number is: 011 52 322 60 to 120 lbs. are thinning out a bit, are nice sized Rooster fish in the 30- 209-1128, 10 to 9 local time. but they’re still ignoring your bait. lb range around the sandy beaches www.facebook.com/pages/Master-Baiters- Massive amounts of Squid and Crabs from La Cruz Marina to Sayulita! Not Sportfishing-Tackle/88817121325 The trade name Master Baiter’s ® Sportfishing are the issue we need to overcome. surprising with Sardines moving as and Tackle is protected under trade mark law Dorado are still in the 20-lb range. massively as they have. and is the sole property of Stan Gabruk. (See location number on Central Map) on Central number (See location 12 45

leash, “we’re going to the bank.” Once the transaction was completed To be (or no to be) Soon, the dog and I were barreling (in total silence), I was ordered to down Honduras Street, to help finance leave the store, and never come back! neutered Arturo’s attempt at reanimating his Julius and I returned to the car, parents. Julio Caesar spent the short where we texted Arturo the code he Gil Gevins drive dancing animately atop my would need to retrieve his money. testicles and sloshing my face with Ten seconds later, Arturo texted back: liters of saliva. “Had fight with Oxxo manager. Send The wife was at work. The being ripped to shreds with his sharp Upon entering the Oxxo, Julio dove money from Farmacia Guadalajara neighborhood construction projects little teeth. headfirst into the cookie display, instead. Now! Urgent!” were eerily silent. My to-do list was I hoisted the four-legged piranha by brutalizing a package of Mexican Texting a complex response to all but crossed out of existence. And his harness high in the air, until we Oreos. Arturo was impossible. I needed at Donald Trump hadn’t started World were looking (if not seeing) eye-to- “You’ll have to pay for those least one hand to defend my genitalia War III, yet. It was that rare morning, eye. “Julio,” I said, “how’d you like cookies,” the girl behind the counter from the dog. So I called him instead. quiet and tranquil, perfect for making to spend the next five hours chewing advised me. “I already sent it with Oxxo,” I told some progress on the book. on the insides of a spinning dryer?” “No problema,” I said, picking the problematic artisan. Plunking the coffee down beside Though joking about the dryer, I Julio up by his harness. “I need to “That’s no good,” Arturo replied. “I the laptop, I set to work. Some days, had begun to calculate how much send some money to Oaxaca, so…” had a fight with the manager. Go back my brain feels as if it were laboring damage Julio could do while locked “You have to pay for the cookies to Oxxo and cancel the transaction. in a vat of caramelized valium. Other up inside the laundry room. Then the first.” Then go to the Farmacia…” days, the gears turn effortlessly, as if phone rang. Frowning, I reached into my “Can’t do that, Arturo. I’ve they’ve been spritzed with a gallon of It was Arturo, a highly talented pocket. Julio, sensing an opportunity, just been banned for life from all WD-40. This was a WD-40 morning; but problematic artisan who made wriggled out of my remaining arm and seventeen million Oxxo’s.” I was churning out page after page, miniature Day of the Dead figures for lunged for the counter girl’s throat, or “For what?” just like a real writer. Until… our shop. “Good news!” he declared. so it seemed to her. As wet cookie “For mauling a jumbo box of Until I made the mistake of “I have your dead Marilyn Monroes, crumbs and bits of plastic rained condoms.” answering the door. It was Ricardo, as well as your dead Elvis Presleys!” down on the counter, the valiant Oxxo “Condoms? Now, what am I an old and highly agitated friend. “A miracle,” I replied. “I’ll send girl dove for the floor. supposed to do?” Ricardo was holding a leash, on you the balance mañana.” I lowered Julius Caesar to the “Arturo, as I see it, you have only the other end of which was a small “No, no!” he cried, “you have ground for a moment, so I could get two viable options: either swallow harness strapped about the torso of a to send the money now! Both my out my wallet. By the time I’d picked your pride and apologize to the baby pit bull. Handing me the leash, parents need emergency surgery. him up again, he’d managed to sink manager; or allow your parents to he said, “I need a favor. Fast. I’m Mañana may be too late!” his jaws into an economy-size box of expire. Again.” being sued. And I have to be in court Arturo no longer had a bank condoms. in ten minutes. I can’t bring Julio account, but he advised me that I The counter girl, having regained Cesar. So…” could send him the money via Oxxo, her feet, said, “Now he’s got a box of condoms!” “So leave him home.” a vast chain of inconvenience stores. Gil Gevins “I tried that. Last week. I was Oxxo had a new service: send money “Yes, he’s a very bright dog.” “What do you mean?” Is the author of five hilarious books, gone an hour. Got home, looked like anywhere in la Republica, from one including his latest and greatest 1967: THE Godzilla Meets King Kong. This Obnoxious store to another. “Well, suppose you had to choose between using a condom and getting FALL. Signed copies of all Gil’s books are shouldn’t take more than five or six Several years previously, Arturo available at his wife’s amazing shop, LUCY’S hours. Thanks again.” had informed me (his latest excuse neutered. What would you do?” CUCU CABAÑA, located at 295 Basilio As Ricardo hurried down the street, for being a decade late with my order) Apparently she couldn’t decide. Badillo. Or, as E-books on Amazon. I yelled, “Who’s suing you?” that both his parents had died in a car “My landlord. For malicious crash. Now, for some paranormal destruction of property.” reason, they needed surgery? But how Malicious destruction of property? could I say no. It was just a matter of Warily, I looked down at the dog. He dropping everything, zipping over to was so small. And so cute… Oxxo, and zipping home. I tied Julius Caesar to the kitchen As for Julius, I briefly considered, table, and went back to work. The then rejected, the laundry room option. puppy, to his credit, sat down and Every worst case scenario I could remained motionless for almost five imagine paled beside the potential seconds. Then he went for my foot. for spousal dissatisfaction were there It wasn’t personal, however. The dog to be any significant damage to that liked me. It was my tennis shoe he fragile room’s infrastructure. was after, having judged it worthy of “Okay, Julio,” I said, grabbing the 46 Ongoing Events & More... Historical Naval Museum (right next to Los Arcos Amphitheater) $45. Pesos. Voladores de Papantla perform @ 6 p.m. on the Malecon in front of La Bodeguita del Medio. Mondays to Saturdays - 9 & 11 a.m. + 1 & 3 p.m. - El Salado Estuary Mangroves Tours, bilingual guides. Reserve at 226-2878 or 044 (322) 175-7539. Mondays - 11 a.m. - Mahjongg - at Andale’s - 221-5730 Mon. & Wed. - Volunteer at Pasitos de Luz, a non-profit org. caring for low income children w/disabilities. Rides provided. Call Chris: 322 137 1890. 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is no different. As a refresher, OLED Now every year, there are some stands for Organic LED (light- quirky new tech gadgets… and this emitting diode) and QLED stands for year is no different. The favorite one Quantum dot LED. I’ve read about this year is in the OLED is a display technology robotic pet family. A startup called based on the use of an organic Elephant Robotics developed a substance in the form of a polymer, as robotic pet cat called “MarsCat”. The Blu-ray DVD and even TiVo! So CES the semiconductor material in light- bionic feline can walk, stretch, play CES 2020… is not just about science fiction tech emitting diodes (LEDs). An OLED with toys, avoid obstacles and bite products, it can be a launching pad display is created by sandwiching its nails. It can also recognize human We have barely even thrown all the for the next big thing! organic thin films between two faces and knows 20 commands and wrapping paper away from millions But to attendees 53 years ago at the conductors. When an electrical phrases, including “sit” and “come of tech gadgets Santa left us under the first CES in 1967, this years’ product current is applied, it emits a brighter here.” It may be the only time a cat tree, but yes it’s time for the annual introductions, would have seemed and more stable light. will listen to you. Meowwww. CES Show! CES is the Consumer straight out of science fiction. From Because OLED displays don’t Of course no CES is complete Electronic Show which is held this wall-sized TVs thinner than a slice of require backlighting (the pixels emit these days without a bunch of time every year in Las Vegas. Slot bread, Electric smart cars that can go their own light) they can be thinner companies trying to convince us that machines and poker tables take a from 0-60 in 5 seconds while driving and weigh less than other display we need “Artificial Reality” products. back seat when this show comes to themselves, robots that can stand technologies. But this is still a new Headsets, goggles and glasses, that town. As I write this article, CES guard in your home, be a loveable technology and of course big $$$. can recreate a virtual world, were at 2020 has now just wrapped up. obedient pet and this year saw robots QLED is a variation of LED LCD, every turn. But really? How about just This year at CES, tech companies even go in a new direction as well… adding a quantum dot film to the stepping outside and seeing reality!?! stuffed 11 venues, including the robot strippers anyone? (Yes this LCD sandwich. QLED, like LCD, I still think this sector is still more Las Vegas Convention Center, The was a real prototype this year!) All and still relies on an LED backlight… fantasy than consumer mainstream. Venetian, The Palazzo, Wynn Las of these products are real, touchable and even bigger $$$ than OLED. If you want to read more about Vegas… to the rafters with concepts in concept at least, and many will be The buzzword for TV’s this year the latest in smart cars, smart home for future gadgets and public debut’s available to consumers now or very at CES, is “8K” resolution. 8K is a products, or just get your “geek fix”, for new products. The show has soon. higher resolution standard than 4K, you can go over to my favorite tech grown to more than 4400 companies But CES is not just about futuristic quadrupling the total number of review site www.cnet.com and click covering 2.9 million square feet concept tech products, it can be pixels just like 4K did with 1080p. on “CES 2020” … geek out. with their newest and hopefully best a launching pad for the next big But again, as we had with the That’s all my time for now. If gadgets that consumers will want. thing! Many booths represent years introduction of “4K” resolution TV’s you’d like to download this article More than 175,000 attendees from of long struggles to get to CES with a few years ago, finding content that or previous ones, you can do so at across the globe come to Las Vegas thousands, if not millions of dollars can take advantage of this newer/ www.RonnieBravo.com and click to get the first “geek peek”… sadly poured into their displays, with loads higher resolution 8K, is non-existent! on “articles”. See you again next yours truly was not one of those lucky of gadgets. This year CES 2020 ran So no need to rush out and buy an week... until then, remember only ones this year. from January 6th though January expensive new 8K TV. We’re still safe Internet! It’s not all fantasy products at CES. 10th and just what were some of the trying to get more 4K content coming Some of the previous “new” products standout products and highlights? online with most content providers. 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Plectranthus amboinicus | Family: Lamiaceae As to the nutritional value of Plectranthus amboinicus, it contains Also known as: Oregano Brujo, Broadleaf Thyme, Country high amounts of vitamin C, vitamin A, Borage, Soup Mint – and, virtually, all of the same names and the essential fatty acid, omega-6, at the classic Cuban Oregano Attractive and a culinary delight - having compounds that include anti- what a great deal! inflammatory properties as well as In Volume I of “The Civilized some that that can neutralize the Jungle”, I wrote about the classic capsaicin in hot peppers. Cuban Oregano – also known as By the way, this plant is also included Mexican Mint, Spanish Thyme, Yep, right in yet another of my previously French Oregano, or Indian Borage. there between cited upcoming books in that it has Well, directly outside of our kitchen, the Chili folk medicine uses. It’s said to treat happily pot-thriving among several Pequin and coughs, infections, stuffy noses, sore throats, rheumatism and flatulence. other of my “what herb shall we cook the classic with today” plants, sits this attractive In Indonesia it is incorporated in soup Cuban to stimulate lactation a month or so Variegated Cuban Oregano. Suffice it Oregano sits to say that the leaves of both species following childbirth. our subject Let’s wrap this up amid a bit of have a strong fragrance. (Beyond plant! these two, be aware that that there confusion in my usual, as I think are actually fifteen to twenty different the French might say it, état du jour. varieties of Oregano.) Virtually all Contrary to its name, it is believed, that I earlier put together about its less by no few botanists, that Plectranthus “gussied up” kin applies to this good- is quite easy to root from cuttings. amboinicus originated in India while looker! Hence, why repeat myself all Growing it is pretty much a no-brainer! others contend southern and/or eastern that much? It is often found in the local cuisines Africa. (I, for one, am holding out for While my, presently in process, book of “Castro’s Isle”, India and the good old Kansas, in the mid-western “The Edible Jungle” (along with “The Philippines, as well as the West Indies, United States. Well, not really!) Medicinal Jungle and “The Poisonous which includes Haiti, Puerto Rico and Wherever its origin, it is a great Jungle”) focuses on “munchable” several, smaller, surrounding islands - herb! plants one can easily grow in the semi- where it is added to traditional ‘jerk’ tropical and tropical environs, we’ll - so seasoning blends, a diversity of bean to speak - take a page from it with some dishes and wonderful salsas. https://www.tripadvisor.com/Attraction_ culinary data regarding this lovely, But, first and foremost, as may Review-g150791-d5984161-Reviews-Ola_Brisa_ Gardens-Manzanillo_Pacific_Coast.html aromatic, succulent perennial. You see, be surmised, Oregano – classic and increasingly, it is used as a substitute for variegated – occupies a prominent Tommy Clarkson Mediterranean Oreganos - both dried place in Cuban cuisine. Many times In Manzanillo, visit Ola Brisa Gardens, and fresh. When the leaves are dried it is employed in meat and poultry The leaves have a strong fragrance. Tommy and Patty’s verdant, multi- and crushed, they may be incorporated stuffings or, chopped finely, used to terraced tropical paradise nestled on a with all manner of meat dishes. In turn, spice up dishes of wild game, beef, Why, sautéed with chopped garlic hill overlooking the magnificent vista in small amounts, fresh leaves are used fish or lamb. It can also be delightfully and then added to black beans while of Santiago Bay. Leisurely meander its in soups and stews. sautéed with assorted vegetables. cooking them with a bay leaf, cilantro, curved, paved path, experiencing, first As to its use in this array of cooking And if ever there was a memorable pepper and salt is a guaranteed yummy hand, a delicious array of palms, plants duo beyond Amos and Andy, Burns dish! On a creative culinary roll here, and flowers from all over the world. applications, bear in mind that this Or e-mail questions to him at olabrisa@ strong herb can easily overpower and Allen, Crosby and Lewis or – consider seasoned chopped beef, gmail.com For back issues of “Roots”, other, more subtle, flavors – so use it moving on a bit in time - Rowen and featuring Cuban Oregano, with onions, gardening tips, tropical plant book or to most judiciously! 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SudokuSUDOKU! is a logic-based placement puzzle The aim of the puzzle is to enter a numerical digit from 1 through 9 in each row, column and group of squares enclosed by the bold lines (also called a box). Each box must contain each number only once, starting with various digits given in some cells (the “givens”). Each row, column, and region must contain only one instance of each numeral. Completing the puzzle requires patience. It is recommended as therapy because some studies have suggested they might improve memory, attention and problem solving while staving off mental decline and perhaps reducing the risk of Alzheimer’s disease. Solution on Page 48