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Fuzz Buzz, p.09 + FILM SHORTS, p.21 + HANGOVER HELPER, p.26 cascadia REPORTING FROM THE HEART OF CASCADIA WHATCOM SKAGIT ISLAND COUNTIES 12-28-2016* • ISSUE:*52 • V.11 DUBIOUS ACHIEVEMENTS Alan Rhodes' year in review, P.06 RESOLUTION RESET SONIC SENDOFF Out and about in 2017, P.12 Your New Year's Eve gig guide, P.16 26 cascadia New Year’s Eve Soiree: 6:30pm-12:30am, FOOD FOOD ThisWeek Semiahmoo Ballroom, Blaine A glance at this week’s GET OUT 22 Last Chance Marathon: 9am, Fairhaven Park happenings Skagit Eagle Festival: 10am-4pm, Howard Miller Steelhead Park, Rockport B-BOARD B-BOARD Ring of Fire and Hope: 7pm, Birch Bay State Park FOOD 20 20 Incognito New Year’s Eve: 7pm, Ciao Thyme NYE Dessert and Dancing: 10pm, Ciao Thyme FILM Commons 16 SUNDAY [01.01.17] FILM MUSIC No Man’s Land: 2pm, Lincoln Theatre, Mount Vernon 14 COMMUNITY Ceremonial Celebration: 2pm, Bellingham Unitar- ART ian Fellowship 13 GET OUT Performances and open dancing will First Day Hikes: 32 beaches throughout Washington State STAGE be part of Rumba Northwest’s New New Year’s Day Ride: 10am, Fairhaven Park New Year’s Day Beach Cleanup: 10am-1:30pm, 12 Year’s Eve Salsa Dance Sat., Dec. Locust Beach Skagit Eagle Festival: 10am-4pm, Howard Miller 31 at BAAY Theatre Steelhead Park, Rockport GET OUT Resolution Run and Polar Dip: 11am, Lake Padden Polar Bear Plunge: 12pm, Birch Cay 10 FOOD WEDNESDAY [12.28.16] New Year’s Day Brunch: 7am-1pm, Semiahmoo Resort, Blaine WORDS ONSTAGE Community Breakfast: 8am-12pm, Rome Grange Panty Hoes: 9pm, Rumors Cabaret If you’re looking for a 8 MONDAY [01.02.17] MUSIC immersive New Year’s Thomas Marriott Quartet: 7pm, Whatcom Jazz Day experience, take part in ONSTAGE CURRENTS CURRENTS Music Arts Center East of the Sun Auditions: 5:30-7:30pm, Belling- the Resolution Run and ham Arts Academy for Youth 6 WORDS Guffawingham: 9:30pm, Green Frog Note of Thanks: 10:30am-12pm, Bellingham Public Polar Dip at Lake Padden or VIEWS Library Blaine’s annual Polar Bear COMMUNITY Trivia Night: 7-9pm, Kulshan Brewery 4 GET OUT Plunge on Sun., Jan. 1 Skagit Eagle Festival: 10am-4pm, Howard Miller TUESDAY [01.03.17] MAIL MAIL Steelhead Park, Rockport The Lights of Christmas: 5-10pm, Warm Beach ONSTAGE 2 2 Camp, Stanwood East of the Sun Auditions: 5:30-7:30pm, Belling- Group Run: 6pm, Skagit Running Company ham Arts Academy for Youth DO IT IT DO DO IT IT DO VISUAL FRIDAY [12.30.16] Upfront Theatre DANCE Deck the Old City Hall: 12-5pm, Whatcom Museum Skagit Folk Dancers: 7-9:30pm, Bayview Civic Hall ONSTAGE DANCE My Three Ghosts: 8pm, Upfront Theatre New Year’s Eve Dance: 7-10pm, Bellingham Senior 12.28.16 THURSDAY [12.29.16] WORDS Holiday Games Galore: 10pm, Upfront Theatre Activity Center Stories with Claire: 10:30am, Village Books ONSTAGE New Year’s Eve Dance Party: 8pm, Aslan Brewing Co. Teen Book Talk: 5:30pm, Blaine Library .11 Good, Bad, Ugly: 8pm, Upfront Theatre DANCE New Year’s Eve Salsa Dance: 8pm-1am, BAAY 52 # The Project: 10pm, Upfront Theatre An Afternoon of Elegance: 4-7pm, Lynden Com- Theatre COMMUNITY munity Center New Year’s Eve Contra Dance: 8pm-1am, Intro to Ancestry: 10-11:30am, Lynden Library DANCE Eagles Hall Folk Dance: 7pm, Fairhaven Library GET OUT GET OUT Wild Things: 9:30-11am, Connelly Creek Nature Area MUSIC All-Paces Run: 6pm, Fairhaven Runners COMMUNITY Skagit Eagle Festival: 10am-4pm, Howard Miller Little Big Band: 9pm, Nicki’s Bella Marina Blood Drive: 12:45-3:30pm, Firehouse Performing Steelhead Park, Rockport WEDNESDAY [01.04.17] A4ts Center WORDS CASCADIA WEEKLY VISUAL Saturday Story Time: 10:30am, Village Books WORDS Deck the Old City Hall: 12-5pm, Whatcom Museum Afternoon Books and Tea: 2-3:30pm, Lynden Library 2 GET OUT Skagit Eagle Festival: 10am-4pm, Howard Miller COMMUNITY Steelhead Park, Rockport SATURDAY [12.31.16] New Year’s at Noon: 11:30am-12:30pm, Lynden COMMUNITY Library Green Drinks: 5-7pm, Culture Cafe VISUAL ONSTAGE Manhattan NYE Bash: 5:30-9:30pm, Jansen Art Community Memory Talk: 7pm, Sumas Com- Deck the Old City Hall: 12-5pm, Whatcom Museum New Year’s Eve Shows: 7pm, 9pm and 11pm, Center, Lynden munity Center Must be a Player’s Club member to participate in promotions. inpromotions. participate Clubmemberto beaPlayer’s Must GAMING | DINING | EVENTS |GOLF |LODGE GAMING |DINING |EVENTS 1.888.288.8883 |swinomishcasinoandlodge.com 1.888.288.8883 Must be a Player’s Club member to participate in promotions. 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