CREATED BY Roberto Aguirre-Sacasa

EPISODE 3.12

“Chapter Forty-Seven: Bizarrodale”

Veronica and Reggie resort to desperate measures, Moose grapples with an intimate decision, and the adults heed a grim warning.

WRITTEN BY: Roberto Aguirre-Sacasa, Britta Lundin

DIRECTED BY: Harry Jierjian

ORIGINAL BROADCAST: February 6, 2019

NOTE: This is a transcription of the spoken dialogue and audio, with time-code reference, provided without cost by 8FLiX.com for your entertainment, convenience, and study. This version may not be exactly as written in the original script; however, the intellectual property is still reserved by the original source and may be subject to copyright.

EPISODE CAST

K.J. Apa ... Andrews Lili Reinhart ... Camila Mendes ... Cole Sprouse ... Jones Marisol Nichols ... Hermione Lodge Madelaine Petsch ... Ashleigh Murray ... Josie McCoy Mark Consuelos ... ... / Teen Tom Keller Charles Melton ... Reggie Mantle Vanessa Morgan ... Toni Topaz Skeet Ulrich ... FP Jones Mädchen Amick ... Alice Cooper Luke Perry ... Fred Andrews Nathalie Boltt ... Penelope Blossom Martin Cummins ... Sheriff Tom Keller Gina Gershon ... Gladys Jones Robin Givens ... Sierra McCoy Jordan Connor ... Sweet Pea Cody Kearsley ... / Teen Marcus Mason Trinity Likins ... Jellybean Jones Bernadette Beck ... Peaches 'N Cream Nneka Croal ... Juliard Recruiter Simon C. Hussey ... Major Marcus Mason Matthew Yang King ... Marty Mantle Veena Sood ... Headmistress Patricia Michael Taylor ... RROTC Cadet

1 00:00:08,258 --> 00:00:10,176 [narrator] Previously on Riverdale:

2 00:00:10,260 --> 00:00:12,637 -What are you doing? -What we did all summer.

3 00:00:12,721 --> 00:00:14,806 [Moose] My dad is right over there.

4 00:00:15,015 --> 00:00:15,849 Why?

5 00:00:16,266 --> 00:00:18,268 He's the new RROTC instructor.

6 00:00:18,351 --> 00:00:20,854 -Welcome, cadets. -Excuse me, Major Mason.

7 00:00:20,937 --> 00:00:22,522 Hope it's not too late to join.

8 00:00:22,605 --> 00:00:24,691 Can I get another bartender in here?

9 00:00:25,483 --> 00:00:27,068 Toby. Toby. I know him.

10 00:00:27,152 --> 00:00:28,737 Listen, Andrews.

11 00:00:28,820 --> 00:00:31,322 You are in freefall, and I am not having it.

12 00:00:31,406 --> 00:00:33,324 You broke the code. Turn in your jackets and go.

13 00:00:33,408 --> 00:00:34,409

8FLiX.com TRANSCRIPTS DATABASE FOR EDUCATIONAL USE ONLY [Toni] You serious, Jones?

14 00:00:34,492 --> 00:00:37,454 I'm a Serpent by blood. You can't take that away from me.

15 00:00:37,537 --> 00:00:40,582 [Veronica] I think my mom may have hired someone to shoot my father,

16 00:00:40,665 --> 00:00:43,501 so she could profit from the sale of his drug operation.

17 00:00:43,585 --> 00:00:46,254 We're gonna destroy them before my mom sells everything.

18 00:00:46,337 --> 00:00:47,380 [Hermione] What did you do?

19 00:00:47,464 --> 00:00:50,341 My buyer is coming, Veronica. They are gonna want blood.

20 00:00:55,180 --> 00:00:57,432 [Jughead] Riverdale is like Bizarro Town.

21 00:00:57,724 --> 00:01:00,685 Where murder, mystery, and candy drugs aren't the exception,

22 00:01:00,769 --> 00:01:01,770 they're the norm.

23 00:01:02,103 --> 00:01:04,064 And you forget, sometimes,

24 00:01:04,147 --> 00:01:06,399 that people are still just living their lives.

25

8FLiX.com TRANSCRIPTS DATABASE FOR EDUCATIONAL USE ONLY 00:01:06,775 --> 00:01:09,611 Doing things as ordinary as getting married.

26 00:01:09,736 --> 00:01:11,071 You don't want a big wedding?

27 00:01:11,154 --> 00:01:13,239 We just finalized our divorces, Kevin.

28 00:01:13,323 --> 00:01:15,700 And this is the second marriage for both of us.

29 00:01:15,784 --> 00:01:17,535 With everything that's going on in Riverdale--

30 00:01:17,619 --> 00:01:20,288 We just wanna go down to Town Hall and keep it simple.

31 00:01:21,539 --> 00:01:22,540 If I may.

32 00:01:23,333 --> 00:01:24,626 We fully disagree.

33 00:01:25,043 --> 00:01:28,880 But we're not the ones getting married, so, we respect your decision,

34 00:01:29,464 --> 00:01:32,842 as long as you let us throw you an after-party at La Bonne Nuit.

35 00:01:33,301 --> 00:01:34,135 Ah.

36 00:01:34,219 --> 00:01:37,097 If there's no wedding reception, the Gargoyle King has won.

8FLiX.com TRANSCRIPTS DATABASE FOR EDUCATIONAL USE ONLY 37 00:01:40,100 --> 00:01:42,018 Okay, but a small one.

38 00:01:42,102 --> 00:01:44,354 Fabulous, I'll send out invites today.

39 00:01:45,814 --> 00:01:47,107 -Marcus. -Tom.

40 00:01:47,565 --> 00:01:49,234 Cadet Keller, ladies.

41 00:01:49,317 --> 00:01:51,653 -How are you all doing? -We're good, thank you.

42 00:01:51,861 --> 00:01:53,696 Actually, we've got some news.

43 00:01:54,155 --> 00:01:56,282 Tom and I are finally tying the knot,

44 00:01:56,366 --> 00:01:59,744 and these two are throwing us an after-party downstairs.

45 00:01:59,828 --> 00:02:02,789 You and Moose can be our first invites. How about it?

46 00:02:03,665 --> 00:02:06,459 I'll... check my calendar, Sierra.

47 00:02:11,798 --> 00:02:12,799 What's his deal?

48 00:02:12,882 --> 00:02:15,552 Marcus and I used to be good friends.

49 00:02:15,635 --> 00:02:19,556

8FLiX.com TRANSCRIPTS DATABASE FOR EDUCATIONAL USE ONLY We did RROTC together, but we just grew apart.

50 00:02:19,639 --> 00:02:22,350 It's probably the jealousy.

51 00:02:22,433 --> 00:02:23,268 Well...

52 00:02:23,643 --> 00:02:25,895 Marcus always had a crush on me, as you know.

53 00:02:25,979 --> 00:02:28,231 -[chuckles] -But I only had eyes for you.

54 00:02:28,314 --> 00:02:29,315 Lucky me.

55 00:02:31,526 --> 00:02:32,443 Mm.

56 00:02:32,944 --> 00:02:35,363 Feels so good to sleep in a real bed, doesn't it?

57 00:02:36,197 --> 00:02:38,491 Far away from the rural horrors of Tent City?

58 00:02:38,992 --> 00:02:41,786 Well, I don't miss the cold or the mud, that's true.

59 00:02:41,870 --> 00:02:42,704 But...

60 00:02:43,329 --> 00:02:44,330 I don't know.

61 00:02:45,039 --> 00:02:46,249

8FLiX.com TRANSCRIPTS DATABASE FOR EDUCATIONAL USE ONLY I miss the gang, babe.

62 00:02:46,666 --> 00:02:48,084 [cell phones beeping]

63 00:02:48,501 --> 00:02:49,502 [Cheryl sighs]

64 00:02:51,129 --> 00:02:52,714 Oh, my God, our SAT scores.

65 00:02:53,464 --> 00:02:55,925 I pray mine are good enough for Highsmith College.

66 00:02:56,050 --> 00:02:58,386 Women of my family have gone there for generations.

67 00:02:58,469 --> 00:03:00,597 I don't intend to break Blossom tradition.

68 00:03:06,561 --> 00:03:10,106 Much like Desert Hearts, my score's not perfect, but it's close.

69 00:03:10,356 --> 00:03:11,566 How'd you fare, Tee-Tee?

70 00:03:14,402 --> 00:03:16,905 Flawless, as I've always known you to be.

71 00:03:17,906 --> 00:03:18,740 [chuckles]

72 00:03:20,366 --> 00:03:23,286 [Hermione] Since you two vigilantes took it upon yourselves

73 00:03:23,369 --> 00:03:26,206 to burn all the Fizzle Rocks that I had already sold,

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74 00:03:26,289 --> 00:03:29,500 you are gonna come up with the money to pay back what's owed.

75 00:03:31,294 --> 00:03:34,464 -How do we do that? -I'd start with the speakeasy's coffers.

76 00:03:35,590 --> 00:03:39,594 We don't make nearly enough to pay off whatever kingpin you're working with, Mom.

77 00:03:39,677 --> 00:03:41,971 Well, then I suggest you get creative, mija.

78 00:03:42,055 --> 00:03:43,097 And quickly.

79 00:03:43,181 --> 00:03:46,351 The buyer who has a reputation for being dangerously unhinged

80 00:03:46,434 --> 00:03:47,977 is on their way to Riverdale,

81 00:03:48,061 --> 00:03:51,648 and looking to get paid back in full for the drugs they are not getting.

82 00:03:53,858 --> 00:03:55,068 Who is this buyer?

83 00:03:55,151 --> 00:03:57,654 You don't need to know. They're sending an intermediary.

84 00:03:58,154 --> 00:04:01,241 How much money are we talking about, Mrs. Lodge?

85

8FLiX.com TRANSCRIPTS DATABASE FOR EDUCATIONAL USE ONLY 00:04:09,457 --> 00:04:12,335 And suddenly, I'm in an episode of Ozark.

86 00:04:12,418 --> 00:04:15,046 No, but you are in the big leagues now,

87 00:04:15,630 --> 00:04:17,423 and it is time to sink or swim.

88 00:04:21,552 --> 00:04:23,972 [Cheryl] Furthermore, I've successfully balanced my duties

89 00:04:24,055 --> 00:04:27,433 as captain of the River Vixens and president of the student body,

90 00:04:27,517 --> 00:04:30,061 whilst maintaining a 4.2 GPA, perfect attendance,

91 00:04:30,144 --> 00:04:32,438 and achieving an almost perfect SAT store.

92 00:04:32,897 --> 00:04:33,982 For these reasons,

93 00:04:34,065 --> 00:04:36,526 I'm an exemplary candidate for Highsmith College.

94 00:04:36,985 --> 00:04:38,695 Not to mention, I'm legacy.

95 00:04:39,153 --> 00:04:40,363 You are, Ms. Blossom.

96 00:04:40,905 --> 00:04:44,534 However, most recently, Highsmith College's Board of Directors

97 00:04:44,617 --> 00:04:48,579

8FLiX.com TRANSCRIPTS DATABASE FOR EDUCATIONAL USE ONLY have decided it's time to diversify our student body

98 00:04:48,663 --> 00:04:52,375 with women from outside the alumni pool.

99 00:04:53,751 --> 00:04:56,087 This is a new initiative?

100 00:04:56,170 --> 00:04:58,923 I'm afraid so. But long overdue, don't you agree?

101 00:04:59,007 --> 00:05:01,009 Oh. Absolutely.

102 00:05:01,509 --> 00:05:04,971 I'm just imagining which board member suddenly developed a conscience.

103 00:05:10,768 --> 00:05:13,271 Hey. I need to ask you something. Hey.

104 00:05:14,772 --> 00:05:17,233 -Will you be my date to my dad's wedding? -Kevin--

105 00:05:17,317 --> 00:05:19,986 It's a public event. You haven't come out to your dad.

106 00:05:20,069 --> 00:05:23,031 But maybe it's time. I mean, how long have we been together?

107 00:05:23,698 --> 00:05:25,575 -Since summer started. -So, forever.

108 00:05:26,075 --> 00:05:29,912 And I love a clandestine grope as much as the next gay guy,

8FLiX.com TRANSCRIPTS DATABASE FOR EDUCATIONAL USE ONLY 109 00:05:30,204 --> 00:05:31,956 but we've never spent a night together.

110 00:05:32,040 --> 00:05:35,418 -You don't think I want to? -So do it. Just talk to your dad.

111 00:05:37,337 --> 00:05:38,921 -Dad. -Major Mason.

112 00:05:39,422 --> 00:05:42,508 -Told you they were in here, sir. -Cadet Mason, Cadet Keller.

113 00:05:42,925 --> 00:05:45,970 The meeting with the Naval Academy recruitment officer is about to start.

114 00:05:46,054 --> 00:05:47,764 So, on the double.

115 00:05:51,434 --> 00:05:52,643 Sorry, Kev. I can't.

116 00:05:56,564 --> 00:05:57,398 [sighs]

117 00:06:01,152 --> 00:06:02,320 [Josie] Hey, Sweet Pea.

118 00:06:02,987 --> 00:06:04,739 Hope you don't mind me dropping by.

119 00:06:04,822 --> 00:06:06,407 Always happy to see you, Josie.

120 00:06:07,200 --> 00:06:08,576 Especially if this is a...

121 00:06:09,786 --> 00:06:10,787

8FLiX.com TRANSCRIPTS DATABASE FOR EDUCATIONAL USE ONLY A booty call?

122 00:06:11,162 --> 00:06:13,873 Wouldn't be our first one since our summer fling ended.

123 00:06:14,791 --> 00:06:17,210 Well, it's not.

124 00:06:17,960 --> 00:06:18,795 Um...

125 00:06:19,253 --> 00:06:22,215 I don't know if you've heard, but my mom is getting married.

126 00:06:22,673 --> 00:06:23,674 To Kevin's dad.

127 00:06:24,008 --> 00:06:27,387 And I wanted to know if you would be my date to the wedding.

128 00:06:28,346 --> 00:06:29,389 As your boyfriend?

129 00:06:30,848 --> 00:06:32,517 Does it have to be so official?

130 00:06:32,600 --> 00:06:33,601 [chuckles]

131 00:06:34,560 --> 00:06:35,561 Look, Josie...

132 00:06:36,270 --> 00:06:37,271 I like you.

133 00:06:38,189 --> 00:06:40,316 I'd be all in with you in a second, but...

134

8FLiX.com TRANSCRIPTS DATABASE FOR EDUCATIONAL USE ONLY 00:06:41,484 --> 00:06:44,737 But you sliding into my life whenever you don't wanna be alone...

135 00:06:45,655 --> 00:06:46,697 I'm not built that way.

136 00:06:47,698 --> 00:06:50,034 Maybe that makes me needy, but I just...

137 00:06:52,203 --> 00:06:54,497 I gotta get off this merry-go-round with you.

138 00:06:56,249 --> 00:06:57,917 [jazz music playing]

139 00:07:03,673 --> 00:07:05,633 So, this is the infamous Maple Club.

140 00:07:06,259 --> 00:07:09,095 And no surprise, it's as cheap and callow as your efforts

141 00:07:09,178 --> 00:07:11,347 to sabotage my admission to your alma mater.

142 00:07:12,932 --> 00:07:15,351 I spoke to the headmistress at Highsmith College.

143 00:07:15,643 --> 00:07:17,520 She enlightened me about a new policy

144 00:07:17,603 --> 00:07:20,523 that seems designed specifically to keep me from attending.

145 00:07:20,606 --> 00:07:23,401 I can't think of anyone else who would stoop so low, Mumzie.

8FLiX.com TRANSCRIPTS DATABASE FOR EDUCATIONAL USE ONLY 146 00:07:23,568 --> 00:07:24,610 Care to explain?

147 00:07:24,694 --> 00:07:26,237 Oh, Cheryl.

148 00:07:26,320 --> 00:07:29,699 The hallowed halls of Highsmith shall not be polluted

149 00:07:30,116 --> 00:07:33,035 by someone of your... alignment.

150 00:07:34,412 --> 00:07:35,538 You are an aberration.

151 00:07:35,621 --> 00:07:38,124 I'm so sure the alumni newsletter would be thrilled

152 00:07:38,207 --> 00:07:41,544 to profile a twice-widowed dominatrix with a proclivity for poison.

153 00:07:41,627 --> 00:07:44,714 With the financial gifts I bestowed upon them over the years,

154 00:07:44,797 --> 00:07:46,299 I doubt they would bat an eye.

155 00:07:46,799 --> 00:07:49,010 Now, accept it, Cheryl.

156 00:07:49,093 --> 00:07:50,928 This is the price of salt.

157 00:07:51,512 --> 00:07:54,390 Your presence shall not besmirch Highsmith.

158

8FLiX.com TRANSCRIPTS DATABASE FOR EDUCATIONAL USE ONLY 00:07:58,519 --> 00:07:59,437 [chuckles]

159 00:07:59,854 --> 00:08:02,273 The charges against you are very serious.

160 00:08:02,356 --> 00:08:04,358 Oh, well, what do you suggest?

161 00:08:04,442 --> 00:08:06,486 I could request an injunction.

162 00:08:06,569 --> 00:08:09,280 [chuckles] I think I'd like to go straight to trial.

163 00:08:09,363 --> 00:08:10,615 [both laughing]

164 00:08:12,825 --> 00:08:13,868 Where are you going?

165 00:08:13,951 --> 00:08:17,705 I am having a little snack before having my other snack.

166 00:08:17,788 --> 00:08:18,706 [laughs]

167 00:08:24,378 --> 00:08:25,379 What is it?

168 00:08:36,682 --> 00:08:37,683 "Fair Sierriana,

169 00:08:38,476 --> 00:08:39,519 Friar Thomas,

170 00:08:40,978 --> 00:08:43,564 congratulations on your upcoming nuptials.

171

8FLiX.com TRANSCRIPTS DATABASE FOR EDUCATIONAL USE ONLY 00:08:44,440 --> 00:08:46,901 If you wish to live to see this blessed event,

172 00:08:47,235 --> 00:08:49,612 you must reunite with your Midnight Club to co--

173 00:08:50,404 --> 00:08:53,574 To complete Ascension Night, once and for all."

174 00:08:56,869 --> 00:08:57,870 "Tell no one,

175 00:08:58,663 --> 00:09:00,498 or your children will pay the price.

176 00:09:01,415 --> 00:09:02,416 Best wishes...

177 00:09:03,834 --> 00:09:04,919 the Gargoyle King."

178 00:09:19,308 --> 00:09:22,311 Well, someone looks like they could use an epaulet to cry on.

179 00:09:23,688 --> 00:09:25,398 I'm not trying to carb-shame you,

180 00:09:25,481 --> 00:09:27,817 but whatever's on your mind, it's not worth it.

181 00:09:28,568 --> 00:09:30,528 So, put down the Swizzler,

182 00:09:31,028 --> 00:09:32,488 and tell me your tale of woe.

183 00:09:32,780 --> 00:09:34,198

8FLiX.com TRANSCRIPTS DATABASE FOR EDUCATIONAL USE ONLY I could use the distraction.

184 00:09:35,116 --> 00:09:35,992 Well...

185 00:09:36,909 --> 00:09:38,202 there's this guy.

186 00:09:38,286 --> 00:09:39,870 And we've been having problems.

187 00:09:39,954 --> 00:09:41,038 Moose, you mean?

188 00:09:42,123 --> 00:09:43,541 Please. I have eyes.

189 00:09:43,916 --> 00:09:45,626 I saw you lounging together at my pool party,

190 00:09:45,710 --> 00:09:48,129 like a community theater production of The Talented Mr. Ripley.

191 00:09:48,421 --> 00:09:50,631 The Koose ship's been trouble from the gay get-go.

192 00:09:50,715 --> 00:09:53,050 Maybe it's time you move on.

193 00:09:53,634 --> 00:09:55,177 I can't go back to Forest.

194 00:09:55,261 --> 00:09:57,430 Oh, sullen, tender-hearted Kevin.

195 00:09:58,389 --> 00:10:00,224 I'm not talking about cruising.

196

8FLiX.com TRANSCRIPTS DATABASE FOR EDUCATIONAL USE ONLY 00:10:00,933 --> 00:10:02,643 I'm talking about Bumble.

197 00:10:05,229 --> 00:10:06,272 Look.

198 00:10:07,481 --> 00:10:11,402 I'm sure you can find a well-adjusted, handsome, out-and-proud fella here.

199 00:10:12,612 --> 00:10:13,613 That'd be nice.

200 00:10:13,696 --> 00:10:15,781 But I like Moose a lot.

201 00:10:16,574 --> 00:10:20,578 I just wish he'd be honest with his dad, so we could date, you know, openly.

202 00:10:20,661 --> 00:10:21,621 What's his hang-up?

203 00:10:21,704 --> 00:10:25,499 Major Mason's not the biggest fan of our persuasion.

204 00:10:25,583 --> 00:10:28,794 It burns me that there are people in this town that still believe

205 00:10:28,878 --> 00:10:31,922 that being gay is anything less than rapturous.

206 00:10:34,967 --> 00:10:37,595 Maybe Moose would come out if he liked me more.

207 00:10:37,845 --> 00:10:40,306 No. It's not your fault, Kevin.

208

8FLiX.com TRANSCRIPTS DATABASE FOR EDUCATIONAL USE ONLY 00:10:40,389 --> 00:10:43,059 Your aesthetic may be firmly rooted in the 1950s,

209 00:10:43,142 --> 00:10:45,186 but you're a catch in any decade.

210 00:10:45,728 --> 00:10:47,271 As for the object of your affection,

211 00:10:47,355 --> 00:10:51,525 maybe he just needs the subtlest of nudges.

212 00:10:53,402 --> 00:10:55,196 A bulldozer wouldn't be enough.

213 00:10:56,864 --> 00:10:59,784 Attention, students, it's time for the daily announcements.

214 00:11:00,034 --> 00:11:03,204 As Riverdale High's first openly lesbian student body president,

215 00:11:03,621 --> 00:11:07,708 I'm announcing the launch of a new club. An LGBTQIA alliance.

216 00:11:07,792 --> 00:11:11,420 With the mission to find and support our queer and questioning students.

217 00:11:11,504 --> 00:11:15,007 In that spirit, this week's blind item will be on theme.

218 00:11:15,925 --> 00:11:20,179 A certain oh-so-hunky, all-American RROTC cadet is afraid

219 00:11:20,262 --> 00:11:21,597 to come out of the closet.

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220 00:11:23,641 --> 00:11:26,018 Let's show him that Riverdale High is welcoming,

221 00:11:26,102 --> 00:11:28,688 so he and his Broadway-loving boyfriend can finally PDA,

222 00:11:28,771 --> 00:11:31,232 like the other sex-crazed couples amongst us.

223 00:11:32,942 --> 00:11:35,861 For lunch today, we're having shepherd's pie. Thank you.

224 00:11:39,573 --> 00:11:42,785 -[Moose] Did you put Cheryl up to that? -What, her not-so-blind item?

225 00:11:42,868 --> 00:11:43,869 Of course not.

226 00:11:44,328 --> 00:11:47,957 I'm opposed to publicly outing people, except conservative politicians.

227 00:11:48,040 --> 00:11:49,500 Have people guessed it's you?

228 00:11:50,209 --> 00:11:51,043 No.

229 00:11:52,002 --> 00:11:53,170 I don't know, maybe.

230 00:11:53,629 --> 00:11:54,463 Moose...

231 00:11:55,506 --> 00:11:58,968 Putting aside what Cheryl did,

8FLiX.com TRANSCRIPTS DATABASE FOR EDUCATIONAL USE ONLY we've been together for a while now.

232 00:11:59,051 --> 00:12:02,054 I can't keep playing Brokeback Riverdale with someone who's in the closet.

233 00:12:02,555 --> 00:12:04,682 Either you come out to your dad,

234 00:12:04,765 --> 00:12:07,184 or, I'm sorry, but we're breaking up.

235 00:12:08,936 --> 00:12:10,771 Either way, I respect your decision.

236 00:12:21,949 --> 00:12:24,368 -What the hell were you thinking? -Just now?

237 00:12:24,452 --> 00:12:26,662 About the sweet revenge I'll get on Mumzie.

238 00:12:26,746 --> 00:12:30,332 Hopefully with help from you, and your camera, shutterbug of my dreams.

239 00:12:30,416 --> 00:12:32,585 -You just outed Moose. -No, I didn't.

240 00:12:33,252 --> 00:12:36,505 It was a blind item, Toni. No one knows I was referring to him.

241 00:12:36,589 --> 00:12:38,758 Moose's father could've heard that announcement.

242 00:12:38,841 --> 00:12:42,219 -Oh, my God. Is this our first fight? -Cheryl, get some perspective.

8FLiX.com TRANSCRIPTS DATABASE FOR EDUCATIONAL USE ONLY 243 00:12:43,345 --> 00:12:46,348 Did you know that my uncle hated the fact that I dated girls?

244 00:12:46,891 --> 00:12:49,518 That's why the Serpents were so important to me.

245 00:12:51,061 --> 00:12:54,106 They were like my non-judgmental family.

246 00:12:55,941 --> 00:12:57,067 Now I don't have them.

247 00:12:58,569 --> 00:13:00,029 Toni, I'm sorry.

248 00:13:00,696 --> 00:13:01,739 I didn't realize.

249 00:13:01,822 --> 00:13:02,948 Of course you didn't.

250 00:13:03,449 --> 00:13:05,326 Because you're too busy being Cheryl,

251 00:13:05,409 --> 00:13:07,870 causing chaos, regardless of the consequences.

252 00:13:08,037 --> 00:13:08,913 Look, babe.

253 00:13:08,996 --> 00:13:13,209 I get that you're mad at your mom, and you're pissed that you're not going

254 00:13:13,292 --> 00:13:15,961 to some college that I could never get into or afford.

255

8FLiX.com TRANSCRIPTS DATABASE FOR EDUCATIONAL USE ONLY 00:13:16,045 --> 00:13:18,547 -If it's about money-- -Just stop and listen to me.

256 00:13:21,175 --> 00:13:23,469 Highsmith College was your legacy.

257 00:13:25,429 --> 00:13:26,680 The Serpents were mine.

258 00:13:29,225 --> 00:13:30,267 Now they're not.

259 00:13:32,186 --> 00:13:33,187 Toni, I'll...

260 00:13:33,813 --> 00:13:35,147 I'll fix this.

261 00:13:35,815 --> 00:13:36,774 What part?

262 00:13:37,191 --> 00:13:38,317 All of it.

263 00:13:40,069 --> 00:13:42,530 You are the most important person in my life.

264 00:13:44,365 --> 00:13:47,368 I'll do whatever it takes to make all these things right.

265 00:13:49,286 --> 00:13:50,704 But I may need your help.

266 00:14:02,758 --> 00:14:03,759 Josie. Hey.

267 00:14:04,093 --> 00:14:05,094 Archie, hey.

8FLiX.com TRANSCRIPTS DATABASE FOR EDUCATIONAL USE ONLY 268 00:14:05,219 --> 00:14:06,262 Am I interrupting?

269 00:14:07,471 --> 00:14:08,597 I was just practicing.

270 00:14:09,348 --> 00:14:12,768 There is a recruiter from Juilliard holding local auditions,

271 00:14:12,852 --> 00:14:14,687 and my slot's this afternoon.

272 00:14:15,229 --> 00:14:17,189 Don't be nervous. You're gonna kill it.

273 00:14:17,273 --> 00:14:19,358 [laughs] If I could even get there.

274 00:14:20,609 --> 00:14:21,735 It's at Seaside,

275 00:14:21,819 --> 00:14:24,989 and I just assumed that Sweet Pea would give me a ride,

276 00:14:25,072 --> 00:14:27,533 but I didn't even get a chance to ask him.

277 00:14:28,617 --> 00:14:29,451 Sweet Pea?

278 00:14:30,995 --> 00:14:32,538 -Wait, are you guys--? -No.

279 00:14:32,621 --> 00:14:35,040 I ended it, so that I could focus on my music,

280 00:14:35,708 --> 00:14:37,042

8FLiX.com TRANSCRIPTS DATABASE FOR EDUCATIONAL USE ONLY which is what I always do.

281 00:14:37,418 --> 00:14:38,586 Stay focused.

282 00:14:40,170 --> 00:14:42,339 So much so that I've pushed everyone away.

283 00:14:43,215 --> 00:14:44,925 And I can't ask my mom for a ride,

284 00:14:45,009 --> 00:14:47,553 she doesn't even know that I have this audition.

285 00:14:47,845 --> 00:14:50,222 Because if she knew, and I didn't do well at it,

286 00:14:50,306 --> 00:14:52,558 she'd start asking me about my backup plans,

287 00:14:52,641 --> 00:14:53,684 which I don't have.

288 00:14:58,230 --> 00:14:59,231 Let me take you.

289 00:15:00,024 --> 00:15:01,066 I got the jalopy.

290 00:15:02,443 --> 00:15:03,277 Really?

291 00:15:03,652 --> 00:15:04,486 Absolutely.

292 00:15:04,987 --> 00:15:06,405 Just remember this moment,

293

8FLiX.com TRANSCRIPTS DATABASE FOR EDUCATIONAL USE ONLY 00:15:06,488 --> 00:15:09,199 when you're accepting your Best New Artist Grammy.

294 00:15:09,283 --> 00:15:10,117 Okay?

295 00:15:10,576 --> 00:15:11,577 Okay.

296 00:15:15,748 --> 00:15:17,124 [Reggie] What's up, Ronnie?

297 00:15:17,333 --> 00:15:18,334 We're dead.

298 00:15:18,626 --> 00:15:19,877 We're officially dead.

299 00:15:19,960 --> 00:15:22,379 That or we're about to have our kneecaps broken.

300 00:15:22,588 --> 00:15:24,798 Courtesy of whoever this mystery buyer is.

301 00:15:25,341 --> 00:15:26,550 Does that really happen?

302 00:15:26,634 --> 00:15:30,721 I've combined my liquid funds from Pop's and La Bonne Nuit.

303 00:15:30,804 --> 00:15:33,015 We're not even a quarter of the way there.

304 00:15:33,515 --> 00:15:35,184 Is robbing banks still a thing?

305 00:15:35,267 --> 00:15:38,938 Although the thought of being Bonnie to your Clyde is intriguing...

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306 00:15:40,439 --> 00:15:44,026 banks have round-the-clock security guards with guns.

307 00:15:44,109 --> 00:15:47,321 But if they're anything like my dad's lame-ass security guards...

308 00:15:47,780 --> 00:15:48,739 [sighs]

309 00:15:51,116 --> 00:15:52,826 Holy crap, I'm a genius.

310 00:15:52,910 --> 00:15:55,162 My dad keeps cash in a safe at the dealership.

311 00:15:55,245 --> 00:15:56,914 Enough to make up the difference.

312 00:15:56,997 --> 00:16:00,000 I'm not gonna let you steal from your own family.

313 00:16:00,084 --> 00:16:02,711 That dealership is my legacy, so, technically,

314 00:16:02,795 --> 00:16:04,672 I'd borrow money from my future self.

315 00:16:04,755 --> 00:16:08,634 And everything's insured, so, my dad will get a sweet payout,

316 00:16:08,717 --> 00:16:12,221 more than he deserves for all the shiners he's given me over the years.

317 00:16:16,183 --> 00:16:17,393

8FLiX.com TRANSCRIPTS DATABASE FOR EDUCATIONAL USE ONLY This is lunacy.

318 00:16:20,270 --> 00:16:23,273 But it might be inspired lunacy.

319 00:16:26,151 --> 00:16:28,862 -How would we get it all done? -My dad's security guard

320 00:16:28,946 --> 00:16:30,906 is only on duty at night after closing,

321 00:16:30,990 --> 00:16:35,369 so, I'd hit the lot during the day, probably lunchtime,

322 00:16:35,661 --> 00:16:39,456 when my dad is usually at Pop's, with a customer,

323 00:16:39,707 --> 00:16:42,292 trying to close a sale.

324 00:16:42,376 --> 00:16:44,336 You could wear a Gargoyle mask,

325 00:16:44,420 --> 00:16:45,838 so as not to get recognized.

326 00:16:46,463 --> 00:16:48,382 And I, of course, would come with you,

327 00:16:48,966 --> 00:16:50,843 as we're in this mess together.

328 00:16:51,218 --> 00:16:53,429 You can be my Baby Driver.

329 00:16:54,430 --> 00:16:56,932 Just, please, don't scratch my car.

330

8FLiX.com TRANSCRIPTS DATABASE FOR EDUCATIONAL USE ONLY 00:16:57,474 --> 00:16:58,308 Okay?

331 00:17:07,818 --> 00:17:09,236 So, we all received letters,

332 00:17:09,319 --> 00:17:10,821 to finish Ascension Night.

333 00:17:10,904 --> 00:17:13,866 -This was taped to my trailer. -Mine came to the dealership.

334 00:17:13,949 --> 00:17:16,035 Thought you caught the Gargoyle King, FP.

335 00:17:16,493 --> 00:17:19,329 Tall Boy was using the game as a cover to deal drugs,

336 00:17:19,413 --> 00:17:23,167 but he wasn't the one setting up chalices back when we were in high school.

337 00:17:24,585 --> 00:17:27,921 We're not really taking this seriously, are we?

338 00:17:28,005 --> 00:17:31,091 We have to assume this is real, if only for our kids' sake.

339 00:17:31,175 --> 00:17:33,886 And then what? We leave them home alone all night,

340 00:17:33,969 --> 00:17:36,430 while we run around, pretending to be teenagers?

341 00:17:36,513 --> 00:17:39,183 May I remind you what happened last Ascension Night?

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342 00:17:39,558 --> 00:17:40,768 Someone ended up dead.

343 00:17:41,351 --> 00:17:43,562 We don't have any choice in the matter.

344 00:17:43,645 --> 00:17:45,939 We all know why this is happening again,

345 00:17:46,023 --> 00:17:47,024 and now.

346 00:17:47,941 --> 00:17:52,071 Two members of the original Midnight Club are daring to get married,

347 00:17:52,654 --> 00:17:53,697 to be happy.

348 00:17:53,781 --> 00:17:56,867 And the Gargoyle King, whoever or whatever he is,

349 00:17:57,951 --> 00:17:59,078 wants to destroy that.

350 00:17:59,161 --> 00:18:01,789 He is a vicious and petty god.

351 00:18:01,872 --> 00:18:03,749 And if we don't finish the game now,

352 00:18:04,583 --> 00:18:07,211 the Gargoyle King is never gonna leave us alone.

353 00:18:07,294 --> 00:18:09,713 Maybe if we do this, we catch the son of a bitch.

354

8FLiX.com TRANSCRIPTS DATABASE FOR EDUCATIONAL USE ONLY 00:18:09,797 --> 00:18:11,048 There's only one problem.

355 00:18:12,007 --> 00:18:14,843 The letter says we all have to participate.

356 00:18:17,179 --> 00:18:18,472 I'll talk to Hiram.

357 00:18:18,555 --> 00:18:21,600 All right, it's settled, then. We finish the game we started.

358 00:18:38,575 --> 00:18:39,618 [woman] Name?

359 00:18:40,786 --> 00:18:41,787 Josephine McCoy.

360 00:18:44,248 --> 00:18:45,249 All right, then.

361 00:18:46,375 --> 00:18:47,501 Whenever you're ready.

362 00:19:04,143 --> 00:19:05,352 [gunshots]

363 00:19:15,863 --> 00:19:16,697 Go, go, go.

364 00:19:19,324 --> 00:19:21,243 Oh, my God, Reggie.

365 00:19:21,326 --> 00:19:22,494 -Were you shot? -Yeah.

366 00:19:23,162 --> 00:19:25,622 I got the money, but there was security after all.

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367 00:19:25,706 --> 00:19:27,416 -Well, are you okay? -Drive, drive.

368 00:19:32,838 --> 00:19:36,466 -[Cheryl] Thanks for your help, Toni. -Just remember your promise to me.

369 00:19:36,800 --> 00:19:40,012 Don't worry, babe. I have a mega-plan, and this is only step one.

370 00:19:43,724 --> 00:19:46,101 Operation Fifty Shades of Blackmail is underway.

371 00:19:52,024 --> 00:19:54,401 What in God's name are you jezebels doing here?

372 00:19:58,363 --> 00:20:00,824 Whatever mad, sapphic caper you're on,

373 00:20:00,908 --> 00:20:03,827 I won't have you jeopardize my thriving business.

374 00:20:03,911 --> 00:20:08,290 Step down from the Highsmith College Board and revoke your ban on my admittance,

375 00:20:08,373 --> 00:20:11,335 or I'll go public with these photos of your sorry clientele.

376 00:20:12,628 --> 00:20:16,173 I am far from ashamed of my work, Cheryl.

377 00:20:16,590 --> 00:20:21,261 Need I remind you that blackmail is far more illegal

8FLiX.com TRANSCRIPTS DATABASE FOR EDUCATIONAL USE ONLY 378 00:20:21,345 --> 00:20:23,555 than anything that goes on at the Maple Club,

379 00:20:23,847 --> 00:20:25,474 all of which is consensual.

380 00:20:25,557 --> 00:20:27,309 [Toni] How will your clients feel,

381 00:20:27,392 --> 00:20:29,561 once we publish their names and photos?

382 00:20:30,187 --> 00:20:31,939 [Cheryl] Don't test us, Mumzie.

383 00:20:32,022 --> 00:20:34,524 We know how to dominate, too.

384 00:20:36,485 --> 00:20:37,611 [Archie] Did it come through?

385 00:20:37,694 --> 00:20:39,613 -[Josie] Um... -[Archie] What does it say?

386 00:20:40,197 --> 00:20:42,616 "Unfortunately, we are...

387 00:20:44,409 --> 00:20:48,288 unable to invite you to callbacks this year."

388 00:20:48,580 --> 00:20:49,581 I'm sorry, Josie.

389 00:20:50,082 --> 00:20:53,752 I know I'm biased, Archie, but I think I killed that audition.

390 00:20:54,503 --> 00:20:56,630

8FLiX.com TRANSCRIPTS DATABASE FOR EDUCATIONAL USE ONLY I sang my heart out.

391 00:20:57,798 --> 00:20:59,591 And it still wasn't enough.

392 00:20:59,675 --> 00:21:00,842 Then they're crazy.

393 00:21:01,677 --> 00:21:04,304 -They don't deserve you. -I've given so much to this.

394 00:21:05,514 --> 00:21:10,018 And all along, I've been saying, "It's okay. It'll be worth it."

395 00:21:10,644 --> 00:21:13,981 I've built up so many walls to focus on this one thing,

396 00:21:14,064 --> 00:21:14,898 and now...

397 00:21:17,067 --> 00:21:18,652 I don't know what I'm gonna do.

398 00:21:20,153 --> 00:21:21,154 And I'm alone.

399 00:21:22,114 --> 00:21:22,948 Hey.

400 00:21:24,283 --> 00:21:25,701 -You're not alone. -I am.

401 00:21:25,784 --> 00:21:28,287 I can't even get a date to my mom's wedding.

402 00:21:29,329 --> 00:21:31,623 -That speaks volumes.

8FLiX.com TRANSCRIPTS DATABASE FOR EDUCATIONAL USE ONLY -I'll do it.

403 00:21:32,457 --> 00:21:33,542 What, be my date?

404 00:21:34,668 --> 00:21:37,212 I've been alone these last few months.

405 00:21:38,005 --> 00:21:39,047 Either literally...

406 00:21:40,799 --> 00:21:43,677 or feeling like I'm from Mars, and it sucks.

407 00:21:43,760 --> 00:21:44,594 Yeah.

408 00:21:45,387 --> 00:21:48,181 So, maybe I can help you feel a little less alone.

409 00:21:48,849 --> 00:21:49,683 Okay.

410 00:21:50,183 --> 00:21:51,601 [Reggie] I can't believe I was shot.

411 00:21:51,685 --> 00:21:54,271 Are you sure you don't wanna go to a doctor, Reggie?

412 00:21:54,521 --> 00:21:56,648 No, it's just a graze.

413 00:21:57,024 --> 00:22:00,110 Besides, now I can say I've been shot.

414 00:22:00,193 --> 00:22:03,113 Except you can't, since we want everyone to believe

8FLiX.com TRANSCRIPTS DATABASE FOR EDUCATIONAL USE ONLY 415 00:22:03,196 --> 00:22:06,033 that the Gargoyle Gang robbed your father's dealership.

416 00:22:06,366 --> 00:22:07,617 Right, right.

417 00:22:09,828 --> 00:22:10,662 Okay.

418 00:22:11,747 --> 00:22:15,083 -Let's see how much money we just copped. -And pray it's enough.

419 00:22:17,919 --> 00:22:19,212 [grunts]

420 00:22:20,047 --> 00:22:20,881 What?

421 00:22:21,381 --> 00:22:22,215 A dye pack?

422 00:22:22,924 --> 00:22:23,800 Oh, hell.

423 00:22:23,884 --> 00:22:25,052 We're screwed.

424 00:22:30,307 --> 00:22:31,641 [school bell ringing]

425 00:22:35,687 --> 00:22:37,439 I did it. I told my dad.

426 00:22:37,981 --> 00:22:39,358 What? You did? How'd it go?

427 00:22:39,441 --> 00:22:44,112 He was quiet and weird at first, but then okay, I think.

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428 00:22:44,654 --> 00:22:47,824 We went to Pop's after, got chicken pot pie, which is a good sign.

429 00:22:48,909 --> 00:22:50,911 I'm so proud of you, Moose.

430 00:22:50,994 --> 00:22:52,412 That mean you'll be my date?

431 00:22:52,829 --> 00:22:54,873 Yeah, and more importantly...

432 00:22:55,707 --> 00:22:57,959 we should do it, spend the night together.

433 00:22:59,086 --> 00:23:00,128 Question is, where?

434 00:23:01,129 --> 00:23:04,716 Don't worry. I know the perfect spot, where no one will interrupt us.

435 00:23:07,094 --> 00:23:09,262 In a fortuitous turn of events, Ms. Blossom,

436 00:23:09,346 --> 00:23:12,432 Highsmith College's policy not to admit legacy candidates

437 00:23:12,516 --> 00:23:16,144 has been reconsidered, so, we may proceed with our interview.

438 00:23:16,228 --> 00:23:17,854 Respectfully, Headmistress Patricia,

439 00:23:17,938 --> 00:23:20,732 I know you only perform a limited number of one-on-ones.

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440 00:23:20,816 --> 00:23:23,902 With my qualifications, legacy status or not,

441 00:23:23,985 --> 00:23:25,362 I'm obviously a shoo-in.

442 00:23:25,904 --> 00:23:27,406 I'd like to cede my time

443 00:23:27,489 --> 00:23:30,117 to another unquestionably worthy candidate.

444 00:23:31,743 --> 00:23:33,078 Ms. Antoinette Topaz.

445 00:23:33,578 --> 00:23:36,331 Future photojournalist, and Nobel Peace Prize recipient.

446 00:23:36,915 --> 00:23:39,084 It's a pleasure to meet you, headmistress.

447 00:23:39,751 --> 00:23:42,838 Knock them dead, babe, and remember, this is only step two.

448 00:23:43,505 --> 00:23:45,424 Yes. Please, have a seat.

449 00:23:46,550 --> 00:23:49,469 -Do you have your portfolio with you? -[Toni] Yes, I do.

450 00:23:50,011 --> 00:23:51,721 Whoever you are, please, be chill.

451 00:23:59,855 --> 00:24:02,315 [The North Panics' "Haven't You Heard?" playing]

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452 00:24:06,111 --> 00:24:07,946 Oh, great. More teenagers.

453 00:24:13,118 --> 00:24:15,829 Here's your money, or as much as we could get of it.

454 00:24:27,799 --> 00:24:29,426 Veronica Lodge, I presume.

455 00:24:30,177 --> 00:24:34,181 I can't believe your mom sent you out here to sort out her mess.

456 00:24:34,848 --> 00:24:38,185 I mean, I know she's cutthroat, but, man, that's cold as ice.

457 00:24:38,268 --> 00:24:40,145 Sorry, are we supposed to know you?

458 00:24:40,228 --> 00:24:41,563 I'm Gladys Jones.

459 00:24:42,481 --> 00:24:45,734 You might know my kid, Jughead.

460 00:24:47,319 --> 00:24:48,778 -What? -Seriously?

461 00:24:48,862 --> 00:24:50,947 You're Jughead's mom?

462 00:24:51,031 --> 00:24:53,408 Mrs. Jones, if you could give us more time,

463 00:24:53,492 --> 00:24:55,702 we could get you the rest of the money.

8FLiX.com TRANSCRIPTS DATABASE FOR EDUCATIONAL USE ONLY 464 00:24:55,785 --> 00:24:57,370 Just don't break our kneecaps.

465 00:25:01,708 --> 00:25:03,376 I gotta say, I do admire the fact

466 00:25:03,460 --> 00:25:05,795 that you two came here, knowing you were short.

467 00:25:05,879 --> 00:25:08,215 Shows you know how to take responsibility.

468 00:25:08,298 --> 00:25:09,466 Look at the two of you.

469 00:25:09,674 --> 00:25:10,634 [scoffs]

470 00:25:10,926 --> 00:25:13,512 You remind me a bit of me and FP, back in the day.

471 00:25:13,929 --> 00:25:16,515 I'll tell you what. I'm sticking around for a while.

472 00:25:16,598 --> 00:25:19,935 So, I will take your money, but I'm gonna have to charge you a fee,

473 00:25:20,143 --> 00:25:22,354 because I'm gonna need to get it laundered...

474 00:25:22,854 --> 00:25:23,897 every which way.

475 00:25:23,980 --> 00:25:24,814 Understood.

476

8FLiX.com TRANSCRIPTS DATABASE FOR EDUCATIONAL USE ONLY 00:25:25,273 --> 00:25:27,651 We'll figure out a payment plan for the rest.

477 00:25:27,776 --> 00:25:30,695 But in exchange, you're gonna lend me those sweet wheels.

478 00:25:32,447 --> 00:25:33,448 Not Bella.

479 00:25:34,366 --> 00:25:38,286 Please, Mrs. Jones, Reggie loves that car.

480 00:25:38,370 --> 00:25:40,705 I'll make sure I take real good care of her.

481 00:25:41,122 --> 00:25:42,374 Oh, wait, one more thing.

482 00:25:42,457 --> 00:25:45,627 Just as a favor, don't tell Jughead about our business.

483 00:25:46,461 --> 00:25:50,048 I mean, if you do, I'm gonna have to tell Hiram

484 00:25:50,131 --> 00:25:52,926 about his missus going behind his back for a cut,

485 00:25:53,718 --> 00:25:55,595 and that'd be bad for all of us.

486 00:25:58,306 --> 00:25:59,558 [Cheryl] Greetings, Moose.

487 00:25:59,975 --> 00:26:01,977 What the hell, Cheryl? What do you want?

488

8FLiX.com TRANSCRIPTS DATABASE FOR EDUCATIONAL USE ONLY 00:26:03,562 --> 00:26:05,438 To apologize.

489 00:26:06,273 --> 00:26:07,899 Outing you was wrong.

490 00:26:09,568 --> 00:26:10,986 For so many reasons.

491 00:26:12,112 --> 00:26:15,031 It's a personal decision that I shouldn't have taken from you.

492 00:26:15,615 --> 00:26:16,658 I'm sorry.

493 00:26:21,246 --> 00:26:22,289 Apology accepted.

494 00:26:23,415 --> 00:26:24,541 And that's step three.

495 00:26:24,833 --> 00:26:25,667 Bon appétit.

496 00:26:27,085 --> 00:26:28,128 Cheryl.

497 00:26:28,712 --> 00:26:32,340 I'm not saying what you did was right, but it kind of turned out okay.

498 00:26:33,383 --> 00:26:34,426 I'm out to my dad.

499 00:26:34,509 --> 00:26:35,385 [chuckles]

500 00:26:35,802 --> 00:26:37,345 And Kevin and I, we, uh...

501

8FLiX.com TRANSCRIPTS DATABASE FOR EDUCATIONAL USE ONLY 00:26:38,263 --> 00:26:41,099 We're finally gonna do it. Tonight in some secret bunker.

502 00:26:41,182 --> 00:26:43,018 Well, well, well, Moose.

503 00:26:43,268 --> 00:26:46,271 In that case, I'd bring a fresh set of sheets, if I were you.

504 00:26:46,605 --> 00:26:48,690 A lot of people have had sex on that cot.

505 00:27:14,883 --> 00:27:16,509 [Fred] Feels like we never left.

506 00:27:17,010 --> 00:27:18,094 'Cause we never did.

507 00:27:18,178 --> 00:27:20,805 [FP] The Gargoyle King wants us to finish Ascension Night.

508 00:27:20,889 --> 00:27:22,807 Better start by finding the chalices.

509 00:27:23,308 --> 00:27:24,684 Then we flip for our fates,

510 00:27:24,768 --> 00:27:26,019 and drink up, game over.

511 00:27:26,102 --> 00:27:28,313 -You want us to drink poison? -[Sierra] Not quite.

512 00:27:28,396 --> 00:27:29,814 Penelope, did you bring them?

513 00:27:31,941 --> 00:27:33,735 The antidote to cyanide.

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514 00:27:34,402 --> 00:27:37,781 Drink it now, you'll be inoculated for the next several hours.

515 00:27:42,285 --> 00:27:43,286 Oh, come on.

516 00:27:50,335 --> 00:27:51,252 [all groaning]

517 00:27:51,878 --> 00:27:53,004 [Keller] All right.

518 00:27:53,088 --> 00:27:54,881 Let's get these chalices, get this over with.

519 00:27:54,964 --> 00:27:57,801 -Should we wait for the Lodges? -We're already here, Sierra.

520 00:27:57,884 --> 00:28:00,512 Friends, good to see you again.

521 00:28:00,595 --> 00:28:02,639 I'm certain not all of you feel the same way.

522 00:28:02,722 --> 00:28:05,183 I sure as hell don't, but we're here on a mission,

523 00:28:05,266 --> 00:28:06,726 so, let's get after it.

524 00:28:14,693 --> 00:28:17,028 [Donna Missal's "Thrills" playing on speakers]

525 00:28:20,990 --> 00:28:23,576 I know, candles. It's dumb.

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526 00:28:23,660 --> 00:28:24,661 No, I get it.

527 00:28:26,496 --> 00:28:28,915 ♪ You know the deal ♪

528 00:28:30,458 --> 00:28:32,961 ♪ Feels like a no stop Head shot ♪

529 00:28:33,128 --> 00:28:35,213 ♪ Gas light Low rise ♪

530 00:28:35,296 --> 00:28:40,635 ♪ Double time, overdose relapse, kill shit My love is real, yeah ♪

531 00:28:41,177 --> 00:28:44,222 Girls' bathroom is clear. That's where I found the chalices before.

532 00:28:44,305 --> 00:28:45,432 Check the trophy case?

533 00:28:45,515 --> 00:28:46,641 Yeah, we did. Nothing.

534 00:28:46,725 --> 00:28:49,477 We searched the student lounge, the closet where we found Featherhead.

535 00:28:49,561 --> 00:28:50,687 Second floor's clear.

536 00:28:51,146 --> 00:28:53,148 -So is the cafeteria. -And the library.

537 00:28:53,231 --> 00:28:55,483 I don't understand.

8FLiX.com TRANSCRIPTS DATABASE FOR EDUCATIONAL USE ONLY The objective was simple.

538 00:28:55,567 --> 00:28:58,528 Return to school, find the chalices, finish the game.

539 00:28:58,611 --> 00:28:59,738 What aren't we seeing?

540 00:29:01,948 --> 00:29:03,199 Wait. Where's Penelope?

541 00:29:03,658 --> 00:29:05,034 [Penelope screaming]

542 00:29:13,418 --> 00:29:15,211 Penelope? What is it?

543 00:29:18,923 --> 00:29:20,675 [Hermione] What the hell does it mean?

544 00:29:20,759 --> 00:29:23,136 It's a prank, and we've been played.

545 00:29:23,428 --> 00:29:24,262 Or...

546 00:29:25,680 --> 00:29:27,807 it's just another iteration of the game...

547 00:29:29,184 --> 00:29:31,686 and what the Gargoyle King wanted, all along.

548 00:29:31,770 --> 00:29:34,272 To distract us, and lure us away from--

549 00:29:34,355 --> 00:29:36,316 -Our kids. -[keypad beeping]

550

8FLiX.com TRANSCRIPTS DATABASE FOR EDUCATIONAL USE ONLY 00:29:39,778 --> 00:29:41,196 [cell phones ringing]

551 00:29:42,155 --> 00:29:43,156 Hold on.

552 00:29:44,240 --> 00:29:45,241 Hold on.

553 00:29:46,284 --> 00:29:48,036 -Mom? -Hey, Dad.

554 00:29:48,119 --> 00:29:51,080 -Josie, where are you? -Rehearsing with Archie. What's up?

555 00:29:51,164 --> 00:29:53,666 Lock the doors. Do not let anybody in the house.

556 00:29:53,750 --> 00:29:55,543 It's locked, Dad. What's wrong?

557 00:29:57,086 --> 00:29:58,254 [cell phones ringing]

558 00:30:01,132 --> 00:30:03,259 -Crap, it's my dad. -My mom's calling, too.

559 00:30:03,343 --> 00:30:04,928 Think he knows about the dealership?

560 00:30:07,013 --> 00:30:08,765 -Mom? -What's up, Dad?

561 00:30:12,227 --> 00:30:13,853 [cell phones ringing]

562 00:30:16,272 --> 00:30:18,024

8FLiX.com TRANSCRIPTS DATABASE FOR EDUCATIONAL USE ONLY -It's my dad. -It's my mom.

563 00:30:20,109 --> 00:30:21,694 -Hi, Mom. -Hello?

564 00:30:21,778 --> 00:30:23,029 -Jughead. -Where are you?

565 00:30:24,489 --> 00:30:25,990 [cell phone ringing]

566 00:30:27,492 --> 00:30:28,910 It's my hateful mother.

567 00:30:29,327 --> 00:30:32,163 -Why are you calling, Night Hag? -Just do what I say.

568 00:30:32,247 --> 00:30:33,414 Keep your bow close.

569 00:30:33,498 --> 00:30:36,000 -Josie's with Archie at Fred's. -Veronica's with Reggie.

570 00:30:36,584 --> 00:30:37,919 Kevin's not picking up.

571 00:30:38,002 --> 00:30:41,589 Cheryl, you don't know where the Keller boy is, do you?

572 00:30:43,091 --> 00:30:44,133 It's funny.

573 00:30:44,676 --> 00:30:46,845 Part of me thought this was never gonna happen.

574

8FLiX.com TRANSCRIPTS DATABASE FOR EDUCATIONAL USE ONLY 00:30:47,595 --> 00:30:48,596 I'm glad it did.

575 00:30:54,102 --> 00:30:55,520 [metal clanking nearby]

576 00:30:56,980 --> 00:30:59,566 Betty, if that's you, I reserved the bunker tonight.

577 00:31:01,609 --> 00:31:02,443 Betty.

578 00:31:08,950 --> 00:31:11,953 What the hell is this? Who are you guys? What are you doing?

579 00:31:12,912 --> 00:31:13,872 Say something.

580 00:31:17,750 --> 00:31:18,668 No. Hey.

581 00:31:18,751 --> 00:31:19,627 Let go of me.

582 00:31:19,711 --> 00:31:21,671 -Oh, my God. No. -Get your hands off me.

583 00:31:21,880 --> 00:31:23,423 [Kevin] Oh, my God. Moose, no.

584 00:31:28,887 --> 00:31:29,888 Oh, my God.

585 00:31:33,349 --> 00:31:34,183 Oh, my God.

586 00:31:36,060 --> 00:31:37,061 What do you want?

8FLiX.com TRANSCRIPTS DATABASE FOR EDUCATIONAL USE ONLY 587 00:31:39,272 --> 00:31:40,815 Please, just let us go.

588 00:31:43,067 --> 00:31:45,945 -They want us to flip for our fate. -We're not doing that.

589 00:31:46,029 --> 00:31:47,989 We're not playing your sick game, okay?

590 00:31:50,533 --> 00:31:52,076 If we don't, they'll kill us.

591 00:31:54,495 --> 00:31:55,330 I'll go first.

592 00:31:55,413 --> 00:31:56,664 -No, Kev-- -I'll go first.

593 00:31:58,708 --> 00:32:01,210 Is this what you want? Will this make you happy?

594 00:32:03,212 --> 00:32:04,672 [panting]

595 00:32:16,225 --> 00:32:17,477 [FP] Drop the weapons!

596 00:32:17,560 --> 00:32:19,145 [police sirens wailing]

597 00:32:19,812 --> 00:32:20,855 -Don't move. -Dad.

598 00:32:20,939 --> 00:32:22,106 -It's okay. -Don't move.

599

8FLiX.com TRANSCRIPTS DATABASE FOR EDUCATIONAL USE ONLY 00:32:27,278 --> 00:32:29,238 They're from the RROTC?

600 00:32:29,489 --> 00:32:30,490 What? Why?

601 00:32:34,744 --> 00:32:35,578 Dad?

602 00:32:42,001 --> 00:32:43,711 [FP] Let's cut to the bone, Mason.

603 00:32:44,087 --> 00:32:45,463 Are you the Gargoyle King?

604 00:32:46,714 --> 00:32:49,258 There was no poison in those chalices.

605 00:32:49,592 --> 00:32:50,593 I was just...

606 00:32:52,053 --> 00:32:52,887 scaring them.

607 00:32:53,262 --> 00:32:54,097 Right.

608 00:32:54,180 --> 00:32:55,515 Scaring them straight.

609 00:32:57,392 --> 00:33:01,270 You set out to abduct and terrorize your own kid.

610 00:33:03,356 --> 00:33:05,358 How'd you talk your cadets into helping?

611 00:33:05,858 --> 00:33:07,068 I made it a quest.

612 00:33:07,944 --> 00:33:10,655

8FLiX.com TRANSCRIPTS DATABASE FOR EDUCATIONAL USE ONLY The Gargoyle King told them their brothers needed help.

613 00:33:11,114 --> 00:33:13,866 "When you are weak, I am weak."

614 00:33:13,950 --> 00:33:18,913 The RROTC was the same way when Tom Keller and I were in high school.

615 00:33:19,330 --> 00:33:22,166 Back then, us cadets did everything together.

616 00:33:22,250 --> 00:33:26,838 And no one was closer than me and my best friend, Tommy Keller.

617 00:33:27,630 --> 00:33:29,257 Until I tried to kiss him.

618 00:33:29,799 --> 00:33:30,633 Marcus.

619 00:33:30,717 --> 00:33:33,678 When my parents found out about my inclinations,

620 00:33:34,012 --> 00:33:36,723 they sent me to the Sisters to get help for my...

621 00:33:37,807 --> 00:33:39,559 weakness of character.

622 00:33:40,226 --> 00:33:42,145 That's where I first met the King,

623 00:33:42,478 --> 00:33:45,356 and where I started playing Gryphons and Gargoyles,

624

8FLiX.com TRANSCRIPTS DATABASE FOR EDUCATIONAL USE ONLY 00:33:45,565 --> 00:33:49,694 which I later learned Tommy played, too, with his Midnight Club.

625 00:33:50,611 --> 00:33:53,614 The Sisters cured me of impure thoughts.

626 00:33:53,990 --> 00:33:55,491 I became strong,

627 00:33:55,867 --> 00:33:59,370 as I have been all these years.

628 00:34:02,040 --> 00:34:04,667 But then I heard Tom and Sierra were getting married,

629 00:34:04,751 --> 00:34:09,797 just as my own son, Moose, told me he was seeing Tom's boy.

630 00:34:11,049 --> 00:34:12,800 Who looks just like Tommy did...

631 00:34:14,343 --> 00:34:15,344 when I...

632 00:34:18,890 --> 00:34:22,351 You wanted to destroy what you couldn't have.

633 00:34:25,438 --> 00:34:28,024 The Sisters scared you with the Gargoyle King,

634 00:34:28,107 --> 00:34:29,942 so, you thought you'd do the same...

635 00:34:31,360 --> 00:34:32,820 to Moose and Kevin.

636 00:34:36,032 --> 00:34:38,284

8FLiX.com TRANSCRIPTS DATABASE FOR EDUCATIONAL USE ONLY Man, the Sisters did a number on you.

637 00:34:43,039 --> 00:34:45,249 Tall Boy was using the costume to sell drugs.

638 00:34:45,625 --> 00:34:48,252 But Major Mason was using it to, what, scare his kid?

639 00:34:48,336 --> 00:34:51,756 We keep taking down Gargoyle Kings, and they keep popping up again.

640 00:34:51,839 --> 00:34:53,800 It's like playing Whack-a-Mole.

641 00:34:53,883 --> 00:34:55,259 But the true Gargoyle King,

642 00:34:55,343 --> 00:34:57,804 if there even is an Ur-King, is still at large.

643 00:34:58,221 --> 00:34:59,931 -[scoffs] -[Jellybelly] Daddy?

644 00:35:00,807 --> 00:35:01,808 -Jellybelly? -What?

645 00:35:05,812 --> 00:35:07,730 I'm sorry I was such a jerk last time.

646 00:35:07,814 --> 00:35:09,857 That's all right, sweetheart. It's okay.

647 00:35:11,150 --> 00:35:12,902 -Nice hat. -[Jellybelly] You, too.

648

8FLiX.com TRANSCRIPTS DATABASE FOR EDUCATIONAL USE ONLY 00:35:14,362 --> 00:35:15,488 [Gladys] Hey, Jughead.

649 00:35:21,744 --> 00:35:22,662 Hey, FP.

650 00:35:23,162 --> 00:35:23,996 Hey.

651 00:35:24,080 --> 00:35:25,414 What are you guys doing here?

652 00:35:25,915 --> 00:35:28,501 I think what you meant to say is, "Welcome home."

653 00:35:30,128 --> 00:35:32,088 We're always happy to see you, Gladys.

654 00:35:32,839 --> 00:35:36,717 Just, uh, wish you had called, told us you were coming to visit.

655 00:35:36,801 --> 00:35:40,388 Visit? No, me and JB, we're here to stay a while.

656 00:35:47,728 --> 00:35:48,771 [Gladys laughing]

657 00:35:53,860 --> 00:35:56,320 In the end, our folks got the wedding they wanted.

658 00:35:56,863 --> 00:35:59,031 The four of us at Town Hall.

659 00:35:59,782 --> 00:36:02,160 They said it didn't feel right, having a party,

660 00:36:02,243 --> 00:36:04,203

8FLiX.com TRANSCRIPTS DATABASE FOR EDUCATIONAL USE ONLY after everything.

661 00:36:06,164 --> 00:36:07,165 So, what now?

662 00:36:07,707 --> 00:36:10,793 Well, after everything that Kevin and Moose just went through,

663 00:36:11,711 --> 00:36:15,673 not getting into Juilliard doesn't seem like such a big deal.

664 00:36:16,299 --> 00:36:17,300 Honestly, I...

665 00:36:18,384 --> 00:36:19,385 I don't know.

666 00:36:20,052 --> 00:36:21,387 Just take it day by day.

667 00:36:22,221 --> 00:36:23,598 That's what I'm doing, too.

668 00:36:24,640 --> 00:36:25,641 The bummer is,

669 00:36:25,725 --> 00:36:28,144 I was gonna suggest we sing together, Josie.

670 00:36:30,730 --> 00:36:31,731 So, why can't we?

671 00:36:35,109 --> 00:36:40,531 ♪ I always wanted to see the lights of Broadway ♪

672 00:36:41,532 --> 00:36:46,871 ♪ I always wanted To hear the traffic roar ♪

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673 00:36:47,622 --> 00:36:49,665 ♪ I always wanted to be a part ♪

674 00:36:49,749 --> 00:36:53,002 ♪ Of New York City's great big heart ♪

675 00:36:53,085 --> 00:36:54,670 ♪ And now I am ♪

676 00:36:54,754 --> 00:36:58,132 ♪ I couldn't ask for more ♪

677 00:36:59,300 --> 00:37:01,969 ♪ People like us We get through the day ♪

678 00:37:02,053 --> 00:37:05,139 ♪ Surviving the city Way better than most ♪

679 00:37:05,306 --> 00:37:08,142 ♪ We go through the motions From nightcap to nightcap ♪

680 00:37:08,226 --> 00:37:11,354 ♪ Here but not here With the heart of a ghost ♪

681 00:37:11,437 --> 00:37:14,440 ♪ People like us We meet up some night ♪

682 00:37:14,523 --> 00:37:17,360 ♪ In a room full of strangers Who call themselves friends ♪

683 00:37:17,443 --> 00:37:20,363 ♪ Feels like a dream But it's too hard to tell ♪

684 00:37:20,446 --> 00:37:23,449

8FLiX.com TRANSCRIPTS DATABASE FOR EDUCATIONAL USE ONLY ♪ Where the dream begins And the real world ends ♪

685 00:37:23,532 --> 00:37:27,912 ♪ [both] And where ♪

686 00:37:28,287 --> 00:37:32,750 ♪ Where do we belong? ♪

687 00:37:36,837 --> 00:37:39,006 I'm glad it was too late to cancel the cake.

688 00:37:39,382 --> 00:37:40,508 It's beautiful.

689 00:37:43,844 --> 00:37:44,887 You're beautiful.

690 00:37:46,472 --> 00:37:47,473 I love you, Sierra.

691 00:37:48,849 --> 00:37:50,101 I love you, Tommy.

692 00:37:51,477 --> 00:37:52,645 [Moose] I can't stay, Kev.

693 00:37:53,896 --> 00:37:54,730 I just...

694 00:37:55,147 --> 00:37:56,482 I came to tell you that...

695 00:37:57,400 --> 00:37:59,819 I'm, uh, moving to Glendale to stay with my aunt.

696 00:38:00,653 --> 00:38:04,365 Moose, your friends are here and I'm here, and you can live with any of us.

8FLiX.com TRANSCRIPTS DATABASE FOR EDUCATIONAL USE ONLY 697 00:38:04,448 --> 00:38:05,283 Kevin.

698 00:38:05,741 --> 00:38:06,575 Hey.

699 00:38:08,369 --> 00:38:10,204 I can't live here.

700 00:38:12,123 --> 00:38:13,749 At least not for a little while.

701 00:38:29,432 --> 00:38:30,558 I'll miss you, Marmaduke.

702 00:38:31,559 --> 00:38:32,977 I'll miss you, Kevin Keller.

703 00:38:53,914 --> 00:38:56,208 It's so messed up, what Major Mason did.

704 00:38:56,292 --> 00:38:59,378 It was the Sisters' conversion therapy. It twisted his soul.

705 00:39:00,504 --> 00:39:03,549 Well, I'm glad we got you out of that hellhole when we did.

706 00:39:03,841 --> 00:39:06,218 I'll never forget the day you saved me, Tee-Tee.

707 00:39:06,510 --> 00:39:10,222 And since you've done so much for me, I wanted to do something for you.

708 00:39:10,890 --> 00:39:12,558 Call it step four.

709 00:39:17,271 --> 00:39:18,272

8FLiX.com TRANSCRIPTS DATABASE FOR EDUCATIONAL USE ONLY What's this?

710 00:39:19,315 --> 00:39:21,233 [Cheryl] A gang, if you want it.

711 00:39:21,317 --> 00:39:24,195 You said you were missing having the Serpents as a family.

712 00:39:24,278 --> 00:39:26,947 I found some other girls who were looking for support,

713 00:39:27,031 --> 00:39:28,032 or community,

714 00:39:28,115 --> 00:39:30,785 or just good old-fashioned fisticuffs.

715 00:39:31,202 --> 00:39:35,998 And I thought maybe we could start a new family.

716 00:39:40,711 --> 00:39:45,174 Cheryl, this is the most badass and romantic thing you've ever done.

717 00:39:46,967 --> 00:39:49,929 [clearing throat] Uh... Do we have a name yet?

718 00:39:50,346 --> 00:39:52,014 How about...

719 00:39:54,183 --> 00:39:56,185 the Pretty Poisons?

720 00:39:58,020 --> 00:40:00,022 Pretty by day, poison by night.

721 00:40:00,898 --> 00:40:01,899 I love it.

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722 00:40:03,067 --> 00:40:05,194 -You said you have an update for me? -Yeah.

723 00:40:05,277 --> 00:40:06,404 But first...

724 00:40:07,113 --> 00:40:10,408 You could've told us that the secret buyer was Jughead's Mom.

725 00:40:11,867 --> 00:40:13,869 Wait. Gladys showed up?

726 00:40:15,287 --> 00:40:18,749 I assumed that she would've sent one of her deputies up from Toledo.

727 00:40:18,833 --> 00:40:19,667 Nope.

728 00:40:20,167 --> 00:40:21,502 And about Toledo, Mom?

729 00:40:22,795 --> 00:40:23,921 I've got news for you.

730 00:40:24,880 --> 00:40:27,591 I don't think Gladys is leaving anytime soon.

731 00:40:30,344 --> 00:40:34,181 Everything's going how you said, Mom. Dad's wrapped around my pinky.

732 00:40:35,141 --> 00:40:36,475 You're his weakness, baby.

733 00:40:38,018 --> 00:40:41,814 Which means we got the whole town, JB.

8FLiX.com TRANSCRIPTS DATABASE FOR EDUCATIONAL USE ONLY 734 00:40:43,107 --> 00:40:44,733 Your old man's the sheriff.

735 00:40:45,359 --> 00:40:47,528 The mayor owes us serious cash.

736 00:40:47,611 --> 00:40:50,072 Hell, even her daughter's working for me now.

737 00:40:50,156 --> 00:40:51,157 Oh, yeah.

738 00:40:52,366 --> 00:40:54,660 We moved to the right place at the right time.

739 00:40:54,785 --> 00:40:55,786 I could feel it.

740 00:40:57,288 --> 00:41:00,416 ♪ Where ♪

741 00:41:00,791 --> 00:41:04,378 ♪ Where do we belong? ♪

742 00:41:11,260 --> 00:41:12,094 Archie.

743 00:41:14,680 --> 00:41:15,681 Can I kiss you?

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