Riverdale Adults Heed a Grim Warning
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CREATED BY Roberto Aguirre-Sacasa EPISODE 3.12 “Chapter Forty-Seven: Bizarrodale” Veronica and Reggie resort to desperate measures, Moose grapples with an intimate decision, and the Riverdale adults heed a grim warning. WRITTEN BY: Roberto Aguirre-Sacasa, Britta Lundin DIRECTED BY: Harry Jierjian ORIGINAL BROADCAST: February 6, 2019 NOTE: This is a transcription of the spoken dialogue and audio, with time-code reference, provided without cost by 8FLiX.com for your entertainment, convenience, and study. This version may not be exactly as written in the original script; however, the intellectual property is still reserved by the original source and may be subject to copyright. EPISODE CAST K.J. Apa ... Archie Andrews Lili Reinhart ... Betty Cooper Camila Mendes ... Veronica Lodge Cole Sprouse ... Jughead Jones Marisol Nichols ... Hermione Lodge Madelaine Petsch ... Cheryl Blossom Ashleigh Murray ... Josie McCoy Mark Consuelos ... Hiram Lodge Casey Cott ... Kevin Keller / Teen Tom Keller Charles Melton ... Reggie Mantle Vanessa Morgan ... Toni Topaz Skeet Ulrich ... FP Jones Mädchen Amick ... Alice Cooper Luke Perry ... Fred Andrews Nathalie Boltt ... Penelope Blossom Martin Cummins ... Sheriff Tom Keller Gina Gershon ... Gladys Jones Robin Givens ... Sierra McCoy Jordan Connor ... Sweet Pea Cody Kearsley ... Moose Mason / Teen Marcus Mason Trinity Likins ... Jellybean Jones Bernadette Beck ... Peaches 'N Cream Nneka Croal ... Juliard Recruiter Simon C. Hussey ... Major Marcus Mason Matthew Yang King ... Marty Mantle Veena Sood ... Headmistress Patricia Michael Taylor ... RROTC Cadet 1 00:00:08,258 --> 00:00:10,176 [narrator] Previously on Riverdale: 2 00:00:10,260 --> 00:00:12,637 -What are you doing? -What we did all summer. 3 00:00:12,721 --> 00:00:14,806 [Moose] My dad is right over there. 4 00:00:15,015 --> 00:00:15,849 Why? 5 00:00:16,266 --> 00:00:18,268 He's the new RROTC instructor. 6 00:00:18,351 --> 00:00:20,854 -Welcome, cadets. -Excuse me, Major Mason. 7 00:00:20,937 --> 00:00:22,522 Hope it's not too late to join. 8 00:00:22,605 --> 00:00:24,691 Can I get another bartender in here? 9 00:00:25,483 --> 00:00:27,068 Toby. Toby. I know him. 10 00:00:27,152 --> 00:00:28,737 Listen, Andrews. 11 00:00:28,820 --> 00:00:31,322 You are in freefall, and I am not having it. 12 00:00:31,406 --> 00:00:33,324 You broke the code. Turn in your jackets and go. 13 00:00:33,408 --> 00:00:34,409 8FLiX.com TRANSCRIPTS DATABASE FOR EDUCATIONAL USE ONLY [Toni] You serious, Jones? 14 00:00:34,492 --> 00:00:37,454 I'm a Serpent by blood. You can't take that away from me. 15 00:00:37,537 --> 00:00:40,582 [Veronica] I think my mom may have hired someone to shoot my father, 16 00:00:40,665 --> 00:00:43,501 so she could profit from the sale of his drug operation. 17 00:00:43,585 --> 00:00:46,254 We're gonna destroy them before my mom sells everything. 18 00:00:46,337 --> 00:00:47,380 [Hermione] What did you do? 19 00:00:47,464 --> 00:00:50,341 My buyer is coming, Veronica. They are gonna want blood. 20 00:00:55,180 --> 00:00:57,432 [Jughead] Riverdale is like Bizarro Town. 21 00:00:57,724 --> 00:01:00,685 Where murder, mystery, and candy drugs aren't the exception, 22 00:01:00,769 --> 00:01:01,770 they're the norm. 23 00:01:02,103 --> 00:01:04,064 And you forget, sometimes, 24 00:01:04,147 --> 00:01:06,399 that people are still just living their lives. 25 8FLiX.com TRANSCRIPTS DATABASE FOR EDUCATIONAL USE ONLY 00:01:06,775 --> 00:01:09,611 Doing things as ordinary as getting married. 26 00:01:09,736 --> 00:01:11,071 You don't want a big wedding? 27 00:01:11,154 --> 00:01:13,239 We just finalized our divorces, Kevin. 28 00:01:13,323 --> 00:01:15,700 And this is the second marriage for both of us. 29 00:01:15,784 --> 00:01:17,535 With everything that's going on in Riverdale-- 30 00:01:17,619 --> 00:01:20,288 We just wanna go down to Town Hall and keep it simple. 31 00:01:21,539 --> 00:01:22,540 If I may. 32 00:01:23,333 --> 00:01:24,626 We fully disagree. 33 00:01:25,043 --> 00:01:28,880 But we're not the ones getting married, so, we respect your decision, 34 00:01:29,464 --> 00:01:32,842 as long as you let us throw you an after-party at La Bonne Nuit. 35 00:01:33,301 --> 00:01:34,135 Ah. 36 00:01:34,219 --> 00:01:37,097 If there's no wedding reception, the Gargoyle King has won. 8FLiX.com TRANSCRIPTS DATABASE FOR EDUCATIONAL USE ONLY 37 00:01:40,100 --> 00:01:42,018 Okay, but a small one. 38 00:01:42,102 --> 00:01:44,354 Fabulous, I'll send out invites today. 39 00:01:45,814 --> 00:01:47,107 -Marcus. -Tom. 40 00:01:47,565 --> 00:01:49,234 Cadet Keller, ladies. 41 00:01:49,317 --> 00:01:51,653 -How are you all doing? -We're good, thank you. 42 00:01:51,861 --> 00:01:53,696 Actually, we've got some news. 43 00:01:54,155 --> 00:01:56,282 Tom and I are finally tying the knot, 44 00:01:56,366 --> 00:01:59,744 and these two are throwing us an after-party downstairs. 45 00:01:59,828 --> 00:02:02,789 You and Moose can be our first invites. How about it? 46 00:02:03,665 --> 00:02:06,459 I'll... check my calendar, Sierra. 47 00:02:11,798 --> 00:02:12,799 What's his deal? 48 00:02:12,882 --> 00:02:15,552 Marcus and I used to be good friends. 49 00:02:15,635 --> 00:02:19,556 8FLiX.com TRANSCRIPTS DATABASE FOR EDUCATIONAL USE ONLY We did RROTC together, but we just grew apart. 50 00:02:19,639 --> 00:02:22,350 It's probably the jealousy. 51 00:02:22,433 --> 00:02:23,268 Well... 52 00:02:23,643 --> 00:02:25,895 Marcus always had a crush on me, as you know. 53 00:02:25,979 --> 00:02:28,231 -[chuckles] -But I only had eyes for you. 54 00:02:28,314 --> 00:02:29,315 Lucky me. 55 00:02:31,526 --> 00:02:32,443 Mm. 56 00:02:32,944 --> 00:02:35,363 Feels so good to sleep in a real bed, doesn't it? 57 00:02:36,197 --> 00:02:38,491 Far away from the rural horrors of Tent City? 58 00:02:38,992 --> 00:02:41,786 Well, I don't miss the cold or the mud, that's true. 59 00:02:41,870 --> 00:02:42,704 But... 60 00:02:43,329 --> 00:02:44,330 I don't know. 61 00:02:45,039 --> 00:02:46,249 8FLiX.com TRANSCRIPTS DATABASE FOR EDUCATIONAL USE ONLY I miss the gang, babe. 62 00:02:46,666 --> 00:02:48,084 [cell phones beeping] 63 00:02:48,501 --> 00:02:49,502 [Cheryl sighs] 64 00:02:51,129 --> 00:02:52,714 Oh, my God, our SAT scores. 65 00:02:53,464 --> 00:02:55,925 I pray mine are good enough for Highsmith College. 66 00:02:56,050 --> 00:02:58,386 Women of my family have gone there for generations. 67 00:02:58,469 --> 00:03:00,597 I don't intend to break Blossom tradition. 68 00:03:06,561 --> 00:03:10,106 Much like Desert Hearts, my score's not perfect, but it's close. 69 00:03:10,356 --> 00:03:11,566 How'd you fare, Tee-Tee? 70 00:03:14,402 --> 00:03:16,905 Flawless, as I've always known you to be. 71 00:03:17,906 --> 00:03:18,740 [chuckles] 72 00:03:20,366 --> 00:03:23,286 [Hermione] Since you two vigilantes took it upon yourselves 73 00:03:23,369 --> 00:03:26,206 to burn all the Fizzle Rocks that I had already sold, 8FLiX.com TRANSCRIPTS DATABASE FOR EDUCATIONAL USE ONLY 74 00:03:26,289 --> 00:03:29,500 you are gonna come up with the money to pay back what's owed. 75 00:03:31,294 --> 00:03:34,464 -How do we do that? -I'd start with the speakeasy's coffers. 76 00:03:35,590 --> 00:03:39,594 We don't make nearly enough to pay off whatever kingpin you're working with, Mom. 77 00:03:39,677 --> 00:03:41,971 Well, then I suggest you get creative, mija. 78 00:03:42,055 --> 00:03:43,097 And quickly. 79 00:03:43,181 --> 00:03:46,351 The buyer who has a reputation for being dangerously unhinged 80 00:03:46,434 --> 00:03:47,977 is on their way to Riverdale, 81 00:03:48,061 --> 00:03:51,648 and looking to get paid back in full for the drugs they are not getting.