Vol. 3 ·- No. 7 College of Boca Raton April 1!175
Self Study Report Stu~ent Government's New President S' Udt•n • (in\'ernnwnf's Ill'\\' nffit•t• of tht' l>t•an· of Students. mad<' by Saucedo included pn•sidt•nl is Johnny Saucedo. a .Johnny also promised ro stay eon I inued cl'forts to better the B~· ,Jl' I,ES UEI.FOIW ministi'ator. Middle GeorgiaI f1·1·shman fronl San Antonio, on t•ampus this summer to plan f1K1d. and work on the location of Frmll !\lay ~ to May 7, the College. Each member of the Tt•xas. a<'li\'ilit•s for the fall semester. day students' mailboxes. <·nlh•g<• will h<• t•valuated by a evalualing team has received a In his t•ampaign, Johnnv lncludt•d in lh(.'se planned ac .Johnny was a student senator 1·isiling h•am fmm The Com copy of the &>If-Study Report. stn•ss<'fl his desire to get a;1 ti\'ilit•s. Johnny stated. wiil be lwn• last st•mt•ster and SGA mil'sinn un ('nllegt>s of The which is also available to i n d i v i d u :II i zed S t u den t ditnt·cs and mo\'ies and other \'i<.'t• president this semester. Jn Sou11wrn AslHIC ia t ion of students at the take-out desk in <:on•rnment As..,ocialion budget at•th·itit>s. so that "in this wav hi~h sehool he was a student ('nii1•J..(<•s and Schools. The the Library. "'u whit•h the SGA will have students :trrh·ing on t·ouncil rt•prescnlath·e. l'lwinn:111 nf tht• team is irwomin~
In Reme111brance Of A Friend
f'l•it•nds and rt'la 11 ves. 'rial· Jl(•dit'ation Address was gi'l1en Tn all nf us whn km•w him, ht• hy Bt•v . Mart in Dt•vereaux, and 1n1s nwrr than just a ft·it'nd . On lht• um·piling and prt'sentation . April I K. 1!175. Tht• Collegt' nf lo 1\lr. and Mrs. A.M. 1-"ox. Jr. Bora Halnn dt•dicalt•d "Tht' was madt• hy President Ross. < ';imt•nm Fox Mt•morial Hare Tlw t't•rt•tnl.lllY was short and Hook <'ollt•t•l ion." This si m pit•. yt•l quit>tly attended by ~lU'Illnt'ial was madt• ·possiblt• m;my whu wisht•d to show lht•ir ' hi'OIIJ.!h tht• t•ontrihUfions of n•nll'lllhr All students who are now Mr. Sarfaly was born in an•: lit• is a linguist fh~. CARDiAC AA AI. I First Annual Low Life Awards We are proud to announce the Award - Charlie Sarafian Diane Auresto first annual Low Life Awards, tlw Poise Award - Brooks lktty Croc~er Burnt Out Award sclectt'CI by 1he members of the t-:cl<•n At·ademy of Degenerates, - the Cafeteria Staff !\lost Likely to Bug You lkpravcd and Deviants. After 11w Little Hoover Award - 1\losquito t•arcful eonsideration and much Kan•n Riley eonsideration, the Academy has tlw Andy Granatelli Award - Galloping Gourm~t Award Kathy Barnett selected the following un .Jim 1\kMahon (iood Housekeeping Seal of .fortunates to be honored: tlw Most Dedicated Chintzy Approval - Mary Cruse for Achievement in Business - Foodserver Joanne ., Perfect Attendance Awards - • Joe Stt•fanacci Chapman Hon 1foot l Burke. Murray tht• Photogenic Fool Award - llw Motor Mouth Award - Mike Fuchs Jerry Rittenberg Brnwn l~arbic and Ken Award - Cliff the Midnight Rambler Awards llw lfl•lt•n KPIIcr Award - Mark H<'l.'k and Jan Schwenger - Cathy Maloney and Kim Maimmw f<'av Ba<'hl•lm· of the \'ear - Tony Siamese Twins Award- Cheryl the ~·ruitcake Award - Jerry (; ll•nnon 1\:oto and Tom Whelan Sanle Most Likely to Ill' a Centerfold Spiegal Catalogue Award - l\larilyn Kessman tht• Goldt•n Sweater Award - in no~··s Lir«' - Jerry Rit ( in•g Malfitano l<•nlwrg \'aledictorian Award - Patty tlw S<•nsuous Dancer Award - !\lost Likl•lv to Bt• a Centerfold l\lcGuirc. Ola Collins 'nna Pczzimenti in :\nlnu;l ur.. - Det>tch !\lost likely,. to get married .. lh~· Ht•d Ca~ Award - Nelson 1\tost Likl'iv to Be a Centerfold - Lnm Roberts in (iuns ·and ,\mmo - Ed Tow I<• Tall<•si Tale Award - !\like Landi :lw Malibu Harbie Award - Kolb tlw Baby Hu<•y Award- Helen .!Pan Hit·ciardi f<'unky dresser Award - Mr . th<• Slant-1-:yl'S Award - Dave L<•I>Ul' Weldon a ('<•rtificatc of Gratitude from Wolf<• !.\lost Likeh· to Enter Another tlw AMA - Danni Humphrey S<><·oncl Pierce in the Bertha Butt B<•auty 'contest - 1\farci 1\liss Congeniality Award - Jan Look Alike Contest - Cathie Zambelli All<•n Selnn•ng<•t· Willpower to Pass Up the· Pkhtn• of lf<•alth Award - tlw Hi<'hard Woo Mt•morial !\lunch Award - Carrie Corrado :\lost Likelv to Succeed in the Gigolo Business - Buddy Shipman. Clancy Denis l.awrance Lowure, director of the Academy ''Uncle Chuck'' Wants You To Go Through These Doors!! Hi ! This is vour unfriendly stude111s 111 get to the classroom eonsisting of old faded jeans ·.,...... librarian agai~ with a few building. If I. or my student and work shirts that I've owned CJ<.'' .... ------~~ ... words of nitwittieism .. workers. catch anv faculty for HI years. I pledge to wear '' \JN ci.t CH V .~ ..•. llll'mbcrs using these' doors I'm <'0-0RDINATED clothes of up N<•xt \'ear· vou will be sur afraid I'll have to send you to to-date stvlish fashions. 'W.A m-s You To pris('d ·to s~e quite a few tlw lower authorities. 1 would like to thank the <·bangcs for the students' 2. 1\lagazines will be put back student librarv workers for Go THkv.J6H .A· h<•rwfit : on the floor for everyone's tlU'ir hard. sla~ing ho~:~rs they It/ ,,.,.. ,._ I'On\'enit\nce inside as well as most graciously put in, and . ·' THtSl: Jitx;J~ ,. 1. J<'irst and foremost . con outside the library. most of all. putting up with my l'<'rning 1he use of the glass . :J. As far as noise in the ehildish temper tantrums. doors: students will be per library. I promise I will stay Who will buy me a case of mill('d to walk in and out of. hidd<•n in my office. sipping my beer'? Boy. couid I use one after ·~. llwm at anv time and the l'nffe<•. ·t ' j '; ? 1. Tlw 1\larymount 1\til'ke:.· i . Tnw Timr P<•zzimenti has sehools are afraid of their l '. l\lous<• fan dub has changed d<•mo~lstratro on stage that pow<•r. ! I . tlwir name to the College of slw is the most sensuous belly 11. Th(' SGA I Secret Garbling I ·j Bolwmian Rejects. danl'l'r at CHR. Association 1 has occasionally . II !':• •\ ; :.!. Tlw disaPJK>arancl.' of the 11. J<:ldridgc "Really Big lwt•n sighled trying to ac- mailhoxt-s. Show" l\lad:wan did an l'omplish the · unac- I :t Tlw t•crcal ral·k walking out impr<•sNicm of his stud life on complishable. . 1.- . :...-----: ~ nr th<• (•afcleria to takl' a dip in l'ampus. 12. Library Attendance has tlw pond. !1. C'BH now offers a four year reached an all lime high this -1. Lalt' night fir<' alarm nwation plan for the many \'t'ar. Studies show the Selfish praclit'«.'S l'\'cry otht'r night. int<•ll<'l'tuals majoring in Study Program is the root 5. "Shaft" Big Jim Britt 1\\0\'«.'!1 adnrm·<>d suntan. and bar t·ause. nutsid<• for further prot('('tion t•xplortttion. 1:1. CHit is also allempting to li. Hig Hrotht•r Wally \'an- t'n. Th<• Baskt•t Hall Team has :H' The rowering Trinity :u11 a normal human being. I May 13, 1975 proved to be a everything was smooth. Until and Alex Mason should climb D<•ar Hlabby, l'oulcln't n•ally he crazy. Could fateful day on the CBR campus the hurricane hit. The wind out a broken window to save the I I hink I'm going crazy. I'! as a fine building. Trinity Hall, blew in the pane on some of the rest . Suzanne Hunter was in the H<>cenlly I've been ·doing really Cathy Maloney disapyeared. windo:w~ and water ou ed ln . CCIJ'UCL . J ' i idinHc thing;l. For instance, l>l••u· <• In lht• past three issues we ahead. first step in the PQRST method you in preparing for "Br·1~w Boy's" and play a couple \\Tole about the need for H - This does not mean Read of study is to Preserve Precious t•xaminations. The CBR student of gaml's of pool clc., al the "planning your .lime" and the assignment using you l'artyi~g lime. In one issue we will become nervous and HAT. If the student is ready for "nmccntralion" as the two eyes & brain as we printed in mentioned thai previewing the irritable before the exam. This some. laic night excitement, . dynamic requirements for an earlier issue; it means material to be studied was will {)eslroy his social life . C'HO\\'N is the next stop. succt•ss in studying. In this Hclax because your eyes and T:tkr orr necessary. Erase this from ~· our HEI.:\X issue we plan to deal with a new your brain are important ml'mory. Previewing is awaslt• Tht• final step in. the PQRST Our third step in the PQRST advanced theory for The factors in lhc art of parlviml. of the CBR student's valuable tt•chnique of study is Take Off. nwthod is to Relax. Partying is C'olh•gc of Boca Raton students S - Forget lhe old _<.:!!£h£ lime. Plus not to mention what a This 1-.tep is in1purtant. The an active process and you must lo follow. Since this theory is so "Stale lo yourself & in your drag it. would be looking through t·ommandmcnt for the CBR lake an active pari in that dynamic. we have set up a quick own words what you have various textbooks trying to find student to follow before heading process. As a CBR student you t•asy method in which to learn n•ad. '' S is for Speed, the 1he Key sentences which oul for an adventurous evening must concentrate on the art of it . Wt• have taken the five faster you go over the wouldn't give the general idea • is: If you don't know it by now successive letters of the assignmenl the more lime partying, your brain must be you will never know it .. . ·of what the paragraph is about actively engaged. Relaxation is alphabet starting with the letter you have for exciling ad anyway! . Performing the ('ondusion: the key. Do not let yourself get P. All must strive to follow this venlures. Such as going to the previewing step will not only This is. in brief. lhe- new closely in order to achieve an Hal, and then maybe to the upset over a difficull assign dynamic PQRST technique of confuse the CBR student, but, ment. . .II is not worth it. Just · excellent examination grade. Crown for a nigh! cap. also delay his action packed study. Every step has been scan over the material, then Hence we have the following: T - T is Not for lesting your plans for I he evening!!! proved an important link in a P - Do not preview the mt•mory of the assignmenl a rl'lax for the big night ahead of chain that leads to a happy and assignment before n•ading it . ft•w hours or a day later. Who (ll'IT you. contented CBR student. MOst This wiii nol only confuse the could be bothered. Tis for take The second step in the PQRST SJ>EEU people report that when Jhey sludcnl. but, also take up nff or for B~· .J.P. W,EI-001\' the disappearance of Darwin; the ability to lead. Just the other Marx PREGNANT? Need Someone To Tallc To? BIRTHLINE WILL BE HAPPY TO OFFER YOU A FREE PREGNANCY TEST; AND. WHATEVER: EMOTIONAL LEGAL Pin The To if On Gerry FINANCIAL MEDICAL & SOCIAL ASSISTANCE WE CAN IN COMPLETE PRIVACY IF YOUR INTERESTED IN FINDING OUT MORE ABOUT BIRTHLINE AND WISH TO VOLUNTEER SOME TIME, PLEASE CALL, 395-4444 BIRTHLINE CARES ABOUT YOU AND YOUR BABY 1.. \!\JI>()()I'\ ••.. ~·· fi Everything You Need Coach Quirk's To Know About Stereos So \'OU sav vou want a stereo, 2l RUMBLE - this is a low liO t•ontt·ols to be operated hu.h'! · \\'I'll.' hit the old yellow humming noise that some pmpel'ly. B••sides being needed pag<>s for some place within Double Fault ch<•ap - or malfunctioning for op<•ration, knobs are very walking distance that gives turntables emit through the impt·<·ssive in your living room. Tlw girls on the tennis team lassies stuck in the net and gt'<'<'n stamps and you'll be spt•akers. Som~times when a (;ids oft<•n like them as much as would firs) like to thank The n•ady to begin your search. n•cord is produced on shoddy ht•ards. finding no alternative but to Cnll<•gt• of Boca Raton for being J<:ntluatingstereos can be tricky <•quipment. it will have this The tuner is the part of the fall. llt1w do you do it , Connie? so generous in supporting them so tlu• pt·oc<'SS must start before pmblem built right into the n-ct•iver that picks up the radio Ont• of Connie's practice tips is with little extras such as tennis vou <'\'<•n leave vour room. First n>cord grove. One cut on a stations. Most tun<•rs have very a heat up old brown bag of dead halls, wind screens. stringing tennis balls. · g~·t high. \'cry high. This is the n•n· famous album \\'t>st Sidt> pr<•tty dials with numbers on and a tremendous amount of onlv wav vou can be sure that Sto;.,. has been notorious for tlwm. Some manufacturers other luxuries. The next three girls arc the. sou~d~ you hear in the it's ;.~mble . prl'f<•r long. thin numbers while Also, the girls would like to d<•dicated customers at the store will be the same ones you :ll T API<: HEAD - This is the otlwrs prt•fer short, thick thank Coach Quirk who was a "Hat", so dedicated that they will hear for vears to come. part of the tape recorder numbet·s. There is no evidence p<•t·fcct example of physical W<•re cut off from the bar one Once vou've f~und the store. which contacts the moving tlwt <•ither type sounds better. night. fitness due to his diet of eating look I I CUSTOM FRAMING I The New I AND STOCK FRAMES I I -w»appagallo Shop I I I Unquestionably the new I .STUDENT DISCOUNT I I I I place for shoes. I I An excitingly different I I I shop in an unlikely spot. I goca naton • noyal Pahn PIW'..<"\ 1j!} ( iolt' Vil•w Drive 1:\t.•xt door to t hl' J>i nl~ Pony Shop.) I >hon'-'------;)HJ.fi2"20 ------~------l"l'I.SE An End At last MOVIE REVIEWS Hy.J.H. WELDON their own struggles. We stayed First there was "Funny The Vietnam debacle is and stayed and stayed and then mle. I suppose they're trying to /\lht•rl l<'inn~y proves to be a Girl." Now there's " Funny finallv over without a bloodbath t•scalated a war that was not upgrade Billy Rose's image, but superb llercule Poirot Lady." ''gee, how lucky can you from what I've read and seen, Aga 1 ha Chril'>lie's famous and ~ithout communism having even our war. get'!" to be stopped at the Rocky Mts. Jimmy didn't help it much. So I charactt•r. a detective. Lauren Barbra Streisand's latest Thankfully, in many ways it is The l'nd of this is now at· guess it's back to macho roles. Bacall is terrific as the widowt•d ll'mpls at humanitarianism in a flick is the continuation of the the final end of American in The costuming and sets were /\mt~rican wife. Ingrid land that we have scarred with storv of the life of Fanny Brice. nocence and. hopefully, one likeable aspect of "Funny Bergman is a (;od-fearing Stn;isand, in her comedic role, /\mt·rican Innocents abroad. bomb craters and a people that Lady." It was amazing the way missionarv. However, I don't wt• have maimed with napalm t·cmws over hip, funny and Bt•rnard Fall of Harvard has Barbra made· the transition think her Performance ralt•s the t•harming as the lovable spent years trying to convince and minds we have destroyed in from late 20's fashions to late Oscar that she won. l\1ichael charactt•r· we previously this nations that the Vietnamese the hell of war carried out with 40's fashion . York plays a Baron tGod. he lt•arnt•d to love. However, the learned the lessons of guerrilla 21st c. technology in a feudal Wt•ll, all I can say is - gets aroundl. Scan Connery film falls short. warfare centuries ago during a nation . The greatest Barhra, you've got two more portrays a rich British major. humanitarian gesture or all Mavbe it's the music. There 1housand years of Chinese possible sequels to make, Wendv Hiller is a devilishly seem to be the collection domination. Furthermore, the would be a statement to the chK·s~'t "Funny Woman," and "Funny \H·II·playt.>d cadaverous old lady or terrific tunes that the first sam'e peoples learned to work in world that we will never again Grandmother." and Tony' Perkins plays a n•ovie had. We must remember st•t-ret organizations and not become involved in the internal nt•n·ous secretary a - Ia that the second movie didn't 1\IUHDER ON THE ORIENT political parties as we know problems of other nations "Psvcho." particularly in those where only have a Broadway play I<:XPHESS them - hence the strong Tht• stt•rophonic score (if fort•running it. You want to see a superb who Communist infrastructure in the politicians and generals you't•t• lucky enough to be in a growing rich on our in In "1-'unny Lady", there dun·it?Or, as the case may be, South Vietnam. As Easterners, \\'t•ll-t•quipped theatrel is a Sl't•ms to be a different Bar how-many-dun-it? Go see particularly as Buddhists, they volvement make the initial nwti\·ating force in the tone of bra . a more mature actress "Murder on the Orient Ex ft•lt that it was ethical to accept decision as to our presence. One the plot. When combined with singer-comedienne. Barbra press." aid of all kinds without having can hardly export democracy to the kidnapping scenes it creates st't•ms to have mellowed; a little "Murder" is about exactly to feel thankful. In their religion a land where there is no a rt•ally ghastly effect. nwre sure of her actions, more that with a little twist in it to one improves his Karmic democratic allowance for the Tht• filming of the movie is definite in her delivery. keep it interesting. We have a destiny by doing a favor for pt.•oplc to ask our help. anolht•r great point. Some of the Omar Shariff is back as Nicky side story concerning the another: this docs not imply II is over: it is finished ; it is scenes arc breathtaking and Arnstein. You'll notice the kidnapping, ransom and death that one must do something in done. II was a failure from the \'t•ry bt•autiful. especially the diffen~ncc between the first and of a lilt le child in the 1930's. return. The area has been inception of the idea and the side shots from the train. sPt•ond film. He's mellowed a Somehow years later the people · t•onditioned to accept dic ideals. Now is the time for a new This who.. lani'l NtJw StJunt/1 Boca Raton N a tiona/ Conveniently Located For You RectJttl & Tape $lltJp Fighting Inflation :l· 6. 98 LP Free with Purchase of 7 LP's 7.98 Tape Free with Purchase of 7 Tapes On Record and Tape Club BANKING HOURS Poster Paraphernalia Stereo Components 9:00A.M. to 4:30 P.M. MONDAY ttwough THURSOA Y 9:00A.M. to 6:00 P.M. FRIDAY Quad Albums & Tapes Master Charge Bank Americard BOCA RATON NATIONAL BAN~ South Federal Highway at Camino Real Boca Raton, Flonda SUNDAYS 1-S T elephone1 395·2300 12:30-9:00MON., TUES., THURS., FRI. ' MI!:MeE,. Ol" .. I!:DI!:,.AL DI!:I"OIIT INIU,.ANC:~ C:O,.PO,.ATION 11:00-7:00 SAT. (IN GRACES SHOPPING CENTER) 1937 H.W. 2ND AVE., BOCA RATON 395-2634 Bennie Why .No Play? In an inlt•rvit•w with Mr. Bill back to me to Jerry Carville Gordan Smith about the cancellation of back to me to Pal Carville to If you \n•n• at the Rat on Tht• Hat. the play scheduled for Waller VanderHeijden, I do not Thur•sday m· Saturday you this spr·ing. Mr. Smith made the know. An administrator, I would h:tn• loved Bennie following statement: believe I was Dr. Mazarella, told me r<.'Cently that this was a <:ordan's band "Days of Our "I have been Bsked 'to give a mistake. Lin•s." ('BH should be proud to slatement to this paper, ex "The second problem was h;tn• sul'11 a stc1r in our midst. plaining why the spring theatre that llw funds Wl're released to And 1\.r. (;ordan is that star. production was cancelled. 1l me too laiC'. Mainly there was lh• and his 28 member band was not for lack of funds. throkt•n into three units> have not suflkient time to mount a n•eordt•d 78 singles and eight "Mr. Jerry Carville BURLINGTON NORTH ERN AIR FREIGHT .. . } ". /~::,;;;::-. . 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