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Vol. 19 New York, N. Y., November 10, 1938 No. 7 FORDHAM TACKLES TARHEELS SATURDAY KAY KAYSER TO LEAD Class of 40 Junior Prom BAND AT N.C.U. GAME Twice Defeated Southlanders
Kay Kayser, nationally known or- Appointments Are Made chestra leader, will conduct the Ford Face Injured Fordham Team ham Band's rendition of the North Peter Carlesimo Chosen Chairman of First On-Campus Carolina Alma Mater song, between Fordham Prep's Stirnweiss Stars for Last Year's Southern the halves of the game this Saturday. Conference Champions Formal; Plans for Decorating Gym Move Forward Kayser, whose band is engaged for the Winter season at the Manhattan With Larry Clinton's Orchestra defi- Room of the Hotel Pennsylvania, is an By JIM FITZGERALD nitely signed up lor the December 2 On Saturday afternoon a fighting Tar Freshman Class alumnus of North Carolina University. Council of Debate Heel team will face the battered Ford- date, the Class of 1940 has made rapid He was contacted by Captain Ernest strides In the promotion of the Junior ham forces across the sod 'neath Coo- Hopf, director of the band, and will To Hold Annual gan's Bluff. Last season the Ram hit its Prom, the first of Its kind on the cam- Elects Officers lead the aggregation in the song, "Hark peak of the year In this encounter, beat- pus in over a decade. At a meeting of the Sound." ing an otherwise undefeated North the Prom Committee Monday night, Symposium Carolina eleven by the score of 14-0, presided over by Dean Lawrence A. Today and the boys from down under are out Walsh, S.J., Peter Carlesimo, '40, was to revenge that setback. elected Chairman of the Prom. November Monthly The State and Southern Conference At the same meeting, the price for Ten Candidates Selected Doty and Kelly to Speak bids was definitely established at live champions of last year have made four by Student Council Com- on Federal "Pump-priming" victorious appearances in New York In dollars per couple. The revenue from Fiction by O'Leary, three years and hope to maintain this bids must go toward paying for the or- mittee at Conference winning stride. In their most recent chestra, the decoration of the gym, Gotham game, a 7-0 defeat of N. Y. U., seating facilities, bid printing, adver- Ballots will be distributed this morn- Dolan, Donohue The Council of Debate will hold its the Tar Heels were paced by George tising, dance programs and dance fa- ing to the members of the class of 1942, Stirnweiss, an old Fordham Prep lumi- vors. annual round table conference tomor- Father Thomas J. Hughes, Dean of Four Essays Supplied by row, when delegates from seven near- nary, who has been a bright star in the "I am confident that the lnuch-nougut- Freshmen, an- by colleges meet Southern Conference firmament for after Junior Prom will be well sup- nounced Monday. Hayes, Mulholland, King to discuss Federal some time now. ported by the undergraduates of the Ten members of and Doty of Senior "Pump-priming." Soph Starters college. Clinton is a popular dance hand the class will The open forum Coached by Ray "Bear" Wolf, the man and there is no reason to suppose comprise the bal on the Pi Delta North Carolina team, despite a 17-14 that anyone will stay away. The Class Balance and variety in the various Kappa national defeat at the hands of Tulane and a lot from which the fields of literary expression marked the of '40 would like to extend an open class officers for debate question 140 decision dropped to Duke, are as invitation to all Seniors, Sophomores November Issue of the Fordham Month- will hear represen- dangerous as ever and present a dis- the current year ly. There were four essays, three and Freshmen to attend the dance." the will be elected. tatives from Ford- tinct threat to Fordham supremacy. chairman stated. stories and seven poems, no two of ham, New York Wolf, one of the cagiest mentors In the Clinton has just completed :m ou- The ten men,which were developed In the same man- Unversity, St. Pe- business, plans to start four sophs: gagament at the International Casino who were chosen ner. ter's, New R o- Paul Severin and Jim Maklory, ends; In downtown New York. During the from a list of John W. Hayes, '39, contributed a c h e 11 e, Mary- Gates Kimball, tackle; Bob Smith, cen- summer he played at the popular Cilen literary evaluation of an anthology of mount, Mount St. ter, and he may possibly use Tony forty of the most verse by Catholic nuns, praising highly fsland Casino. The "Dipsey Hoodler" is representative Vincent, Manhat- Cernugel at fullback In place of the popular among colleges, having played their poetical endeavors. In the bio-tan and Sarah .... . , more experienced Jack Krazick. So the men In Freshman, graphical vein, Robert J. King, '39, Lawrence speak w. L. Doty,'39 football addicts may see a struggle of at Proms at Princeton, Yale and many . include Albert L. other eastern colleges. wrote of John Coveney, author and on the subject, Resolved: "that the first year men as soph lines up against Fr. T. HunhM, S.J. Bartletti Law composer of "The Fordham Ham," United States should cease to spend soph and the inexperienced men may Other Committeemen will work with rence J. McOowan, Frederick W. Bech- graduate of the class of 1906. The arti- public funds for the purpose of stimu- perhaps be the straw which will turn Carlesimo in making final band ar- told, Edward F. Maloney, Vincent D. cle was accompanied by a photograph lating business." the tide. rangements. The Prom Chairman was Rellly, Blaise A. Pasquarelli, Robert of Coveney and a full-page facsimile Fordham's representatives in the dis- Stlrnweiit Start reluctant to say just what form the T. Stewart, Peter F. Callery, William of tlio original score of "The Ram." decoration of the gym would take, but A. Hanrahan and William J. Murphy. cussion will be William L. Doty and Alternating with Stirnweiss at the Mitchell J. Mulhollaud's humorous Joseph P. Kelly, president and vice- quarterback duties is Jim "Sweet" La- indicated that a novelty decorative The above, after a series of interviews treatment of the hectic activities of mode would be utilized. The entire with the members of the Student Coun president respectively of the Council lanne, the really outstanding back of the summer camp to which all R.O.T.C. of Debate. They will speak second, fol- tile southland this year. Lalanne and floor space of the gymnasium will be cil, were named as the nominees. The Juniors go for further military train, used, with separate sections devoted to probable candidates were asked to list lowing the New Rochelle delegate*. Stirnweiss have been accurate from ing, was something of a departure in (Continued on page 6) (Continued on page 7) lounges, concessions and other features. (Continued on page 9) subject-matter, and aroused much fa- vorable comment. William h. Doly il lustrated his conception of true groat ness by a detailed character sketch of a Mimes to Feature Mediaeval certain Monsieur Cartier, an erstwhile Harvester Dance Opens teacher of French, "who would have been the first to utter the words, 'I'm Stage Apron' in Annual Play nobody' and the last to nsk the ques- Fordham's Social Season tion, 'who are you?' " In some sixteen pages of "Engel- Bill Keeshan's "Reverie Rhythm" to Feature Annual Informal Stage Crew, Under Manager Harry C. Schnibbe, '40, welss Createtb Adam," Michael .1. in Keating Hall Tonight to Begin Construction This Week O'Leary, '40, related the unexpected outcome of a very dubious piece of The pleasant strains of Bill Kee- A number of stage innovations, all philanthropy. The unwilling subject of shan's "Reverie Rhythm" will formally peculiar to the Elizabethan and Jaco- the experiment Is Lester MeNahb, who Sodality Announces open Fordham's social season tonight bean periods of theatre, will be intro- Mr. Bowen Talks on turns suddenly from mouse into man. when the annual duced next month •Martin," by John W. Donahue, '39, de- Plans For Lectures Harvester infor- with the produc- Public Accounting scribes the discomforts attendant upon mal Dance gets tion of the annual the recognition of a saint in thu family. Practical Catholicity under way In P 1 n y by the The amazing adventiireH of Cieorge. Keating Hall. Ex- Mimes and Mum- Speaks on Training, Routine over of "btiuuly, trulh and order" in Chosen as Subject; Guild ten sive prepa- mera. of Profession; Forum Sees the Intricacies of golfdom, are narrated to Appear in Public ration In the puat Mr. William by Joseph V. Dolan, '39. three weeks prom- Trivett, S.J., mod- Coca-Cola Plant In the poetry dejiiirtment, Frank It. The entire schedule of talks to be de- ises to make this eratot r of the dra- Qerety, '39, dedicated tin offorlim to livered by members of the Kophomore the most a u s p I • matic society, an- Mr. Ifldmuiul 1<\ IlDwen, C.I'.A. In- "Incognita" and pictured the beauties Sodality during the coming year was cious opening In nounced yester- structor lu Accounting "t Fordham, de- of November. George I). Lewis, '40, told announced last week by the Secretary- - recent years. ilay that tlio ma- livered it liilk cm "Tlio (lenoral Outlook 'f ii "Summor Night" mill a "Silent John F. Lnonani, nt « meeting of Ilio For t h« past jor portion or the of Public Accounting" nt the last meet- Serenade"; Albert B. Helm, '42, of the entral Committee. two days tlui dec- Imiovntluiif, would ing of thu Fordhani Business Forum, minstrel of other days; John T. I)u(!an, Thnru are to lie two illHllnct divisions oration committee !'<> Introil II coel llo told or HID iiouil for experience in '41, of "Hroken Promises," and Clllbort 111 tho lecture work. AH hud been hns been trans- _ H| ,,. iii-omul id,, us,, „[ Ibe iici'oiinlliiK world, tlio mothods of P. HounosBoy, '40, o[ "Transient Iloau. planned, (hi! talks delivered before Ibe formliiK the Cnfo- F' H ""' M II inutllliuval lllllKc H. C. Schnibbe, '40 gaining tlilH experience, tlio rolltlno or y." Hodnllty Itself will be on the subject: lerla Into II military ballroom, The pa- "«|u'»ii" and buckings or numerous col- the [iiilillc lu'i'iiuiitmit um! tlio oppor- In tlio "Aisle Soul," Thomas A. "Practical Cuthullelly unil Iho College triotic color Bcluiniu wan sharply In I"'1'1' drupes. Tim (•niiHlruclIoji or the lunllleH I'or iidvuiH'omont which woro Reynolds, '40, registered disapproval Man." This generiil tuple will he Ireuled I'Vldoiicd onrly lust nlslit and the fin- ""liroii" iimi Uii) Htit-up of Mm ilrupcH open In him. Aftiii' Mr. llowoli's talk of "LlKlitnln' " mill "You Novor Know," lu four phitHcH, covering the pei'Houul, lulling Aruilstli'ii Duy touch will bo will lin nliiccil In ih,i Huugo (if Hurry pluus wore In Id for mi oxciirsloli to tlio ml recommended thu "Missouri Lt'K- Hoclul, civic mul rellglniiH relnllous of suppllml thin urturiiomt by military 1 • "I'luillilii!, '.|ii, HIIIKH unniuger. (Nini-Ooln plant by Iliu nmmborn of tlio •nd," bo modern Ciilliollc college uriuluulo, props to bo furnished by Fonlhnm'a Hi'lililblid revealed U'eduomliiy, fol Konim. Tim second, um], pcrhnpH, Iho more H.O.T.C, unit, miiumiicod Fmiik Hliies. lilliorliiul dlvlHlou or IIIIH nillvlty, In l»wlnK u spiTliil nii'i'llMH or Mm HIIIKI' Mr. Unwell begun Ills talk by tolling of Thu dniicn, iilwiiyn it HHIII event on RAM STAFF MEETING ho niiwly-fiiriueil Hoplioiuore Hpeukers ''''''"', Mini ovnr eleven new iiicinlierH I lie ilulh'H of Mm .Mmlor Accountant, Um ciilliiKi) HDCtal citlmulur, will funtui'e Will III- ll(.|.,i|,|,i,| |,|||, || KulllZlllloll, hlxpcrh e, lit- ileiiliirnd, Is Hm I'lirillniil 111 I If 1, whli'h IIIIH lie,MI iipproved by I 111' IN ST. JOHN'S TODAY 1 Hiiviil'lil Ntllilenl exhlhltlnin, AlnXlltlllor '"''"(tllil! Ilin liihil ,,r Ilir new up lei iieceHHlly for iihtiilnlilK HUi'll it pimlllon Ailuiliilslrmlnii iiiilluii'llii'H Tin mom-T lloaini unil ClmrlnH 0, Kelly, choof. '""'"•y-'oiir, Tin- leclrlcliuiH, In lie mill thin cxiiorleiice, lie Htutud could liu bom of IIIIH group: Vlnri'iit Ili'miitiin, liulllel'M, will Hive till) |,'(ir,llllllll VOI'ltlim 111111111 1 ill M Inter dull., will he milled Kiilued hy IIOIIIK miniinor work ill HIIIIIU An linporliuit meet Inn of Tlio It AM li'rniik Ford, Kenuelh Ciiiiiplii,||, John of Hie riilluKliilii "linn. Tho Kordhnm pliiceH MIII'II itH HiMiimer hotels, nlnrr will bo Imlil In Hm new»pii|ii.r (if- DilKiiu, John (lenliilii'H unil John Lou- In Mm nliTtrinii ,,,.,,w Vn\vt>r»\ty (ll«» Olub, willed |ierfoTlii«d 1 1 1 Ire 111 the liiiHUinuilt ill Ht. John's Hull Hum lire In iippi'iir In public an I lie r«n. II IK i'X|>o<'teil Hint nuniiniiilou "I the At I lie Unit uici'lliiK. pliiim fill I *- mi nobly nl lint mi rally, will n|Bu lonil nt 11:110 tmliiy, All Muff meliilieiH lire I'cHellliillVcH or li'orillllilu. The lililden '"I'riiii," which In mi milled iiurlliiii nf run,lima to iievernl liiilUHtrliil pluntii Ilielr vui'iil aliimien tu (hn evening') ri,i|iie»l,Ml lo ill 1 olid. Tim II I'M I Hluff eul (III'ITM llial urn Hiirli a power In iiiinlerii "'"«" "UlenillllM Home lirieen or I Wflll.V urn. illHi'UMHitil hy Hm Forum, VVllnHlIK I'lllei'lalliiiient nf tIMI yciir will bit iiiiidti lit UIIH lime, life Indiiy will f oriii I lie liiml* of Ilielr i""1 In ffniil (if Hie eiirlnlii, will lie mi limn, iiri'Hldeiil .Jiilm 1-. Wm'i'nii mi- New ropoi'loi'lul I'llim will Im IIKKIKIICII A lliiijiir inii'Uiiii of Hm pi'i)i)««i|g of llim"'l Iliiineilliilely. Thin milled niir nmini'i'il Hull mi Invlliilloii bull boull nlkH, Tlitiy will 117, by tmiinitliiK llnw nt Hm nieulliiK by III" litiws hiiui'il, A 1 Ilin iliuiii', It wua iiniKiiitict'il by I'rmtk Hull, nil I'RHOMlllli reiitm,, <• I Hie pill.VH • >I' received from Ihi! t'ocu-liolii (!iilii|iiili,v fiiicoK, to nffmit llmli effeut mi mi fill 'OIIIIH'IIIII'IIHIVI) I'l'ltlclmii of Um liml mi Kiillllilo IMI 111 Ii'. AM iiiiiiiyitiipuiiriiiiei'ii lilium, 'llll, in'imldtmt of Hm club, will "'" ln'i'lnil or "The Hllenl Won'iiiM," to VIHII 11 M pliuil mi Krliluy, Nov. llh. in'cd IKMIICH of Tim UAM will U« Klren an lioiwlliltt fini to lie aeenugvA for (h« Ini tui'iiml IIVIT lo IIIH Vattlgn "'''•'I will In. primer I hy Hie mie|.,|y, The iiM'tnlii'i'K wi'i'o litknn llii'iiimli I lie mul teniiiomi'y nllorulluuit In Hie fluff KiillU through Its iiiiiiintivi', (lerni'd A, i.'iuiil, Dii" lo Dm lvl|l nffor Mi,. illreelui'M the ii|i|mrliiully IIIIIIIIIMKI mul IIIIIIIIIIIIH (if iiiuniifuotili'n will I"-' minmiiiceil, Illlirldc "' M|i'i'»Klng riiilil iMirliiiii pluyliiK, were explained In tliimi, (I'uiitliuipil tin ptiic 7) PAGE 2 FORDHAM RAM, NOVEMBER 10, 1938 Campus and Chapel A Short Postscript to a .amoungs New York, November 10, 1938 No. 7 Letter on Catholic (By (/itn JLyons Editor.ln-Chlef Grafters John M. Keavey The November issue of. the "Queen's •iielneM Manager Managing Editor Robert J. Johniton Work" can-led au open letter to a Edward J. Qoett Catholic politician who 1B an un-Catho- COLUMNISTIC CONFESSION Sporte Editor An't Sportt Editor llc boss. The editors of this distin- This week we are stuck for copy.. . . What with Ethics and Psych exams Thomas F. McLauihlln William H. Mulltian Newe Board guished publication lilt you pretty staring us in the face we are In no end of a turmoil ... believe us or not is you Martin V. Sullivan Henry C. Schnlbbe, '40 Richard L. Breen, '40 hard, Mr. Catholic politician. So I may aee fit... we just don't know what to write about ... as if we ever did, Jamea C. Barnett, '40 Gerard J. Carney, '40 would add this postscript to their says you ... yeah, sez you ... the editor knows of our state of mind and warm letter to soften the blow a bit. Newa Staff us not to try any of the usual tricks Just for the sake of filling up the column ... Joieph F. Kroppy, '40 Richard J. Grace, '41 Alfred J. Hannon, '41 Do not worry too much about these John T. Dugan, '41 Charles E. Georgl, '41 Jamei K. Campbell, '41 you know what the usual tricks are, don't you? . . . well, first you run one John M. Brown, '40 Justin D. Carey, '40 reformers; their lot is a hard one. line UP "ke this . . , Henry J. Smith, '40 Above all, do not make the mistake Sporti Staff of coming out against any law they down one W. James Barnwell, '40 John J. Hedderson, '41 Vincent Cahlll, '41 like the next June* R. Fttuerald, '40 Oabrlel Cucolo Thomaa IJ. Barr, '41 might attempt to push through in an effort to take the graft out of your this and ButlntH Staff political trough. Others will see to it well, he said not to do that so we guess we're out of luck ... Robert Stanford, '40 A. J. Qelrlnger, -40 GuBtav Kvalden, '40 that nothing comes of such rashness. Circulation Manager Photography Reference Manager Flnt, you will have on your side the "If the deadline rolls around and you're stuck for a column I'd consider It a John J. O'Connor John Matthews, '40 Donald L. Kearney colossal inertia of the public. They will Edward Fagln, '41 read about the charges against you swell compliment if you would use one of the 1931 columns," BO erstwhile Circulation Staff and your kind in the papers; they will nambler, Bill McCtte told us when we ran into him downtown the other evening John Clark Joseph Calamarl ' Edward.Moroney be a little bit indignant that your huge . . . probably never thinking we would take him seriously ... but we fooled William Latz Joseph Brogan, '41 him ... the above excerpts which as set in boldtace serving to fill some other- Cartooniet trough is filled from their many little Donald J. Slattery, '40 cups; but by the time elections come wise barren white space as well as establishing the fact that the college column- around they will have forgotten ill ist was ever faced with the same problem ... many thanks Bill. .. come again. about It. After all, politicians are sup- Publlihed Waakly, Mc»t vacation and txamlnatlon ptrloifa, from October to May by the Itudants at Ferdham Collage, FordKam Unlvaralty, Fordham Read and Third Ave., New posed to make a little "honest" graft. V*rk. 11.00 aubacrlptitn prlca. Ent.rtd •• ucond clan matter October 1, 1IM, et the It Is much easier for the public to THOUGHTS OVER A TYPEWRITER Poit Offlca at Naw York, N. V. think that way than for the public to MUSICAL ... The band turned in a creditable performance Saturday at the It to the policy of thi» paper to preient newt and othtr /flafures of inttrett ts move Its huge, inert carcass to action. foraaam men, and In «o doing to uphold the bett traditions o/ Fordham aiM) •/ game as well as Thursday night at the R.K.O. Fordham Theatre . . . leading tht prefe. Since in the long run it Is their votes us and many others to believe that tills year's aggregation is the best yet- which will keep you in or move you out musically ... we do wish though that they'd perk up a bit on their marching you csn count this "Law of Inertia" on . . . just a little bit ... with that accomplished we'd rank them alongside any your side. Towards A Glow would do much to make each man real- college band in the country . . . not excluding Pitt and Southern Methodist. ise that he is present at his school and Secondly, for your active campaign • * • against such a law you can count on Last Friday and Monday we had the that his school belongs to the man on honest men who oppose, not the law, ORATORICAL Jimmy Powers, Sports Editor of the "Daily News" whom pleasure of heading a committee which his corridor or the one who sits next to but the reformer. If the reformer'is a the RAM has been accused of maligning through both Its editorial, sports and him in class. member of some political party, or spe- Iiamblings column will be given an opportunity to retaliate verbally, if he cares set out to separate the sheep from the cial group, the opposing political party or dares to ... he's been Invited to address the next meeting of the Press Club Our tradition is rich; its expression goats for places on the ballot in today's or group is sure to attack bitterly. If . . . the meeting will be held next week and will be open to all ... watch for is miserly. These are names that cause tie has personal enemies, or jealous announcements of it. election. In passing it might be men- "old grads" to reminisce with profuse "friends," they too will attack. Do not • * • tioned that surprisingly enough there he so crass, Mi'. Catholic politician, as tears or chortling glee; there are mem- to think that they love yon, that they LINGUAL ... For some years now Fordham has been publishing a newspaper were no goats, those eliminated being orable events that should be perpetu- are in favor of your methods. Do not entirely in French . . . written and edited by undergraduates it has been as far as we know the only collegiate paper of its kind in the country . . . last lesser sheep. , • ated on the campus. All of which is expect them to come out and say that they are opposed to (he law because week the "Fordham-France" made Its most recent and most attractive appear- vague as was our original intention. At A stock question was put to each they are in favor of graft. They are ance to date, under the editorship of Jim Warren of Senior . . . you'll have to present our own ideas on just how not necessarily dishonest; they are be better than ever tills year Jim, you've got competition . . . that college over man. "In your brief career as a Ford- Fordham can secure "Personality" are just dishonestly selfish. They want on the hill, we can't remember the name, Is now running one too .. . we'll bet hamite have you noticed anything that this luw defeated because they are on you. in the hazy process of being formu- against tile reformer. needs improvement?" Of the forty-two lated, but the fact that a freshman * * • So they will agree with the reformer hopefuls interviewed only one put his noticed the need for such an injection POLITICAL ... AB a preliminary to freshman elections, the Student Council's that reform is urgent and necessary. election committee lias been conducting a very vigorous inquiry Into the indicates that the bee is bussing in Having agreed to this, they will imme- finger on a condition that has existed neophytlcal qualifications for office. . . . One of the stock questions asked was student bonnets. diately proceed to attack the bill, espe- at Fordham for at least the three years cially Its wording. They will point out "Why do you want to be an officer of Fordliam College?" . .. Answers were as varied as they could be ... it remained, however, for a Hamstaffer to come since we first donned the Freshman cap Until we realise that abstract qual- that it is poorly worded, that it con- ities are born of concrete parents, Ford- tains many loopholes, that It is too through with the day's prize package. . . . "Weil," said the very candid candi- and tie. Fordham is uncompromisingly vague. It Is easy to say these things date, "somebody has to be!" ham will continue to be cold, forbid- but not so easy, at times, to prove • • * cold and distant. ding, impersonal, not a University. them; so be contented that they just TSK! TSKICAL Jnck Smith, who used to write "Looking Them Over" and For three years we and many men Fifteen-hundred men with fifteen-hun- say them. If your temporary colleagues have a newspaper In their possession therefore should know better, wrote In his account of Saturday's game In the in our class, because of a false loyalty, dred ideas can do much to relieve the its columns will revile and ridicule the "News" ... "Stanton picked up his headgear and trotted off the field"—or words condition. to that effect. . . . Jack looked that one way over. . . . Stanton didn't pick up his have conscientiously fooled ourselves bill, point to it as absurd, belittle the The "Letter to the Editor" column is accomplishments and emphasize the eudgear—lie had it on—and be didn't trot off the Held—he lined up for the next into believing that Fordham reflects a shortcomings of Its proposer. The edi- kickoff before he was replaced ... of course it's Insignificant... but it fills space. still quite letterless. warm, satisfying glow much the same torials will look forward to another 8OCIAL Fordliainen traipsed far and wide after the game . . . the Essex bill which will be fool-proof, clear, pro- House, the New Yorker, the l'enn and the Mt. St. Vincent Tea dance probably posed by the right people. Of course, as that found on any other campus. got the bulk of the business . . . not to mention the Increasingly popular McAlpin A freshman of two months gave us your experience will teach you that The Election this new bill Is only an old stall. It is . . which keeps its tariff low and thus reaps a collegiate harvest. . . . Those in the lie. not likely to materialize. search of a lot of fun for a little money—as who isn't—might do well to Investi- It's been a long time since we last Our congratulations are offered to gate the Centre Club, advertised elsewhere in Ihese pages. So Mr. Catholic politician, in spite * * • read Newman's "Idea of a Univer- the Freshman Class. The forty - two of what the "Queen's Work" lias said sity." If he did not include the homey about you, you are not likely to feel ALUMNAL Jack Sliaiiley, former RAM sporlseditor, now with the "Times," members of the class who were inter- dropped into the office on his vacation . . . just another phase of the old "bus- touches in his plan of study we brashly the pinch of reform if you keep quiet viewed by the Student Council election and lot things blow over. The lot of man's holiday." . . . Mr. William Farley, who teaches thu Seniors Ethics, may announce our intention of disagreeing the reformer Is n hard one and there committee showed a degree of talent soon be teaching them Illackstoni; ... at any rate he landed a $50 prize for lead- violently with even so formidable a are few men single-minded and gen- Ing ills class in Fordham Uiw. . . . Roger Diirund, former Harvester Club presi- figure as the nineteenth century edu- and straightforwardness that exceeded, erous enough to think Ilio game la dent, has been frequenting the cafeteria, trying to sell a few clnss rings. . . . worth the candle. cator, Our idea of a University in- we believe, the same qualities as found Speaking of the cafeteria, we have found a lot of opposition to our coffee recom- FATHER MOOIIE. mendation . . . sorry, we still like it. ... We've been told on good authority that cludes a picture of men who know their in preceding years. mail lias been received at Fordham addressed to Mr. James Crowloy, S.J. . • • fellow students, faculty members who It is regrettable that all the men who the S.J. representnlng, of course-Souinolont Jamen. have met the rest of the faculty and PAMPHLET RACK both of which groups enjoy the other's applied could not have been allowed places on the ballot. It is equally regret- APOLOGETICAL. Thu most accurate criticism of our journalistic efforts so friendship, It Includes a campus not far has been tlit*t half the column is llllocl with apologies for tho previous week's The True Church, by Rev. lOrtward necessarily as beautiful as our own, but table that the opinions voiced in these mistakes and thu other halt is tilled with more mistaken.. . . Nevertheless we'll M. Helowskl, 'IB, a professor at St. infinitely more municipal than our paragraphs will be taken as so much I'oseph's Seminary, Diinwondle. Pri- try to keep our slate clean, so may we correct an Item which was not entirely accurate, In Ia»t week'ti IHHUO. . . . Tho two Fordham men who debated Pitt did own. It should be more than a collec- soft soap to soothe the feelings of re- marily tho painphlcl liiiH been prepared tion of buildings; more than si scries of for study CIIIIIH, lull II will In' welcomed not win tliu argument by bringing in a few of the hoys, as you may have guthored jected candidates. Anyone who wishes from our Hcrlbbllng . . . tile debute was won before Ihe extra moil arrived and Walks. Each building in our ideal idea also by IKIII-CIIUIOIII'H wlio WIHII I» dis- to check the sincerity of our sentiments cover tilt- nil I lire of the Roman (,'nlho- lo clinch manors even more, several of the Forilham volon woru ciiHt by Pitt should be a home for some men: should lie Church. IIIHIUIP Kearney IUIH roconi- men . . , JUKI another good story gone wrong. . . , To Hill Doty iinrt IHok Breeii. has only to question the other men who be "Fordham" to all, Each turn of ev- inoudcri MIIH treatise aH a complete and i Fni'dlmiunii concerned, Itiunhllngn says, "Worry." ery walk should be signified in such a sat in on the "grillinR." cnnclao lexl for studying I lie Church of (lull, • * • manner as to whisper to a man that he Eucli was impressed by the maturity COMMERCIAL, Kay Kjwr will lead the Kordlinui Hand between luilvon of "Why Be Decent? by Daniel H. I-ord. is at Fordham, not merely in the East of the men who are beginning their Hullirdiiy'H Miime . . . lie will uUii. according to lion Kearney (who's most on- Tliu Church l» oflim accused (1f being 1 Bronx, four-year stay, Each commented on the too Htrlct In timtliTH of mix. In retalia- IhUHlnMlu about Din whole (IIIIIK), hold a "unlit" Kordlmin night nt tho I """ There nre pointed corallarics to the interest displayed by the candidates tion, hither l.nril explains Mini HIIICII Hylvanln'H Mmllmllnii Room on Nov. IB. willi cash prizes mill whatnot. . . • Ac- Iliti church him li Hlncero rcKiiril fur cording lo lion, Kyner really IIIIOH Kordhuin null "It's more than » I'W'O l!l""' proposition, First, Fordhum has limit with regard to the pressing problem of liilliinii Urn, In conlrnnt, lo Iliu piiKnu luerclnl HIIIIII to wangle ilollni'H from Die immiHpeclliiu l-'iinllinm students." . < • decried the lack of a binding «choo! cluss and club finances. u(111iidit, II CIIIIIUII IlKhily I'i'Kiii'd till) Wanna het? spirit, Secondly, Pordhnm has long dc Today the men who survived the KOIIITO (if life, + * • cried the Inck of a binding alumni eliminations will be considered by their Thinks to th« Communists, hy Daiilnl TBRPBICHOREAL, Tonlaht tho first of tho Fordhnm dunces will take the r spirit. Not all the blame can be cant on eliminate* for positions tli.it have been A, liiil'd, H.J, TIM* imlnphltit <>miinemlen spotlight when DIM Keethnn and hli orchestra »wlnu out with their initial o"« ' the dliintercjted hermit spirit of l'li tliB IIIMKIIIIS ilnrlvod from (lid IHII'MMI- Ing . . , the Harvester Club has led the way for yenrn bnok with Its Autumn almost win illy honorary, but which can Him* of Ilin curb' and inmidMi iiml'lyrn Informal and tonight will l>« no exception. . . . Prank Mines nntl his oomrnlttee hitm studtmta, Much of It can k be given responsibility, If the actual of Ilio Ciitlioilii 1'iiiui us ri Ivnd fniin rmvs l)«en working hard tor the punt three dnyn deoorntlnu the cofoterlfl and chnrjji'd to Fordlinni'a nudity, Clothed hiillniliig in cluiriiclcrlu.'d by the same (imiimillilHlIn hand*, are holding their collentlvs breaths until they ADO you Fonllmmen turnlnfl <"" with a certain itmouiit of Ivy and it vurt deadly seriousness dial (lie eiindklates Prodigals and Ohrln, hy limilnl A, , . . th« Advance tale of lildn linn been promising but there's nlwayi rooty for expanse nf lawn, she l« coinpiirullvi'ly exhibited there Is little to fear about the I/Oi'd, fU. A uliidy of (IUII'N KOIIIIH for- on« mere ,. . you'll have n good time, we nsiiirn you , . . wliot's more, you'll »« nuked of personal piiyak'ul touches dint nlvwi(i»», it* proved by mim«rnuit III*, helping out the mlnnlonn .what hettar rcnsims aotilil you have for golnu' • • ' future of" '42," liil'lrul l Will w« he seeing you? We hop« no. FORDHAM RAM, NOVEMBER 10, 1938 PAGE 3
RECORD ATTENDANCE Plaque of Marconi Given Glee Club Makes AT FRENCH CLUB VOCAL John Ward 42 Talks With a thought towards novelty and By Italian Women's Society First Appearance Instruction, the sound of seventy-five On Labor Question voices echoed through Keating Hall at Victor A. DeRiso, '40, and the last meeting of the French Club. "Prophesies of Leo XIII" Is The strains of "La Marseillaise" and Richard Flick to Render "Au Clalr de La Lune," composed the Topic of Student Speaker Solo Numbers repertoire which will be added to at in Freshman Sodality every meeting. Before the end of the Tomorrow morning, November 11, the year, Ensile D'Ouakll, the Moderator, A meeting of the Freshman Sodality, Glee Club, augmented by members who hopes to present a worthy muslcale. Our Lady Mediatrix of All Graces, was have graduated In the past three years Various French cinemas and radio pro- held October 3, during which a lecture will sing a memorial Mass In the Ford- grams were announced for the com- ham Chapel for the repose of the soul ing week, including the presentation on the Encyclical of Pope XIII, "Re- of Frank O'Connor, '37, a former mem- of "Generals Without Buttons" at rum Novarum," was delivered by John ber of the Glee Club who died during C.C.N.Y. Dr. D'Ouakll especially recom- J. Ward, '42. The Moderator urged the the Summer. mended the Hunter College presenta- Sodallsts to read an open letter to the tions, which include "Les Femmea Immediately following the Mass the editor by a Catholic employer stating club members will leave by bus for Savantes." Georgian Court College, Lakewood, Before the vocal part of the meet- his views on labor. N. J., where they are scheduled to make ing, speeches were delivered by W. P. "Prophesies of Leo XIII Come True" their first public appearance of the Van der Linden, '42, who spoke on the was the subject on which Ward talked, season. Owing to the number of holi- sports of Fiance; Louis Olivierl, '41, and he pointed out that though the days Dr. Joslyn, director and conductor on the advantages of coeducation, and of the Fordham College Glee Club, has John Hennessy, '41, on the French world has changed In the last 50 years, had to hold two extra rehearsals, so army. While selecting speakers for the it has not changed enough to make this that the club will be at its peak for the next meeting, the Freshmen were en- encyclical obsolete. concert. couraged by the Moderator to present A point which Ward emphasized was The feature attraction of the first ap- as many speeches as possible. "It Is the pearance will undoubtedly be the solo best method of mastering the French the revolutionary change In labor. numbers. Victor A. DeRiso, '40, Is language," he said. The main cause of this, he said, was scheduled to sing "Torna Surrento," the recent economic depression, which an old Italian folk song and the beauti- PHOTOGRAPHY CONTEST led to even greater evils in the field UNVEILING OF MARCONI MEMORIAL PLAQUE ful "Serenade" by the immortal Franz of labor. "Wages must not only be On Sunday, October 30th, a bronze the presentation were Dr. Alberto C. Schubert. For his encore, Mr. DeRiso SPONSORED BY YALE enough to support a workman and his memorial plaque of Guglielmo Marconi, Bonaschi, Commissioner of the Board will render the ever popular ballad "Your Eyes Have Told Me So." Richard A photography contest will be spon- family," Ward pointed out, "but must presented to Fordham University by of Education, Com. Gaetano Vecchiottl, also provide him with the means of the Italian Professional Women of Italian Consul-General in New York, Flick, '40, will sing Victor Herbert's sored by the Yale Photography Club, America, was unveiled In Freeman Hall and Miss Maria Lo Pinto, President of "Tramp, Tramp, Tramp" from the musl 403 A Yale Station, New Haven, Conn. educating his children." in the presence of a distinguished the Italian Professional Women of cal score of "Naughty Marietta." It is opened to undergraduates at all Fr. Thomas H. Moore, S.J. concluded gathering. The memorial of the great America. Thedore T. Farley, S.J., Moderator Colleges and Universities in the United the meeting with a short talk on mod- pioneer of wireless telegraphy is the Other invited guests included: Mr. of the Glee Club announced that con- States. Medals, designed by Ralph ern capitalism and the part played by work of Pletro Montana, who was re- certs have been scheduled for the Uni- Mencioni, of the Yale School of Fine high finance in the World War. Almerindo Portfolio, City Treasurer, Arts, will be awarded for the three best cently awarded the Llndsey Morris Dr. Peter F. Ameroso, Commissioner of versities of Colgate and Rochester, the Memorial Prize by the Allied Artists of College of New Rochelle and several prints on the basis of the decisions of the Department of Correction, Mr. G. the judges. America for the most meritorious ex- Joseph Mlnettl, President of St. John's other colleges throughout the East. hibit of sculptures in bas-relief. The club will also make appearances Pending further developments a se- It is NOT too Law School Alumni Association, Pro- on several radio broadcasts but defi- lection of about 150 pictures will be The Reverend Robert I Gannon, S.J., fessor Peter Sammartlno of City Col- nite dates have, as yet, not been set exhibited In the New York World's soon accepted the plaque on behalf of the lege, Professor Howard R. Marrano of for these nor the concerts. Fair. February 1, 1939, Is the last date To think about University. Among the other members Columbia University, Count Goffredo for receiving prints. Fordham Sued of the faculty who were present, were Pontaleone, Dr. Vlncenzo Cocuzza, tor of the plaque. the Rev. Joseph J. Lynch, S.J., head Judge John J. Freschl, Judge Nicholas The Italian Professional Women of Chriitnas of the department of Physics and Pinto, Hon. Paul P. Rao, Comm. Francis America which is now In its fifth year BEAUTIFUL PERSONAL Cards known for his seismograph work; the X. Glaccone, Hon. Nicholas A. Rossi, under the presidency of Miss Maria Lo CHRISTMAS CARDS Rev. Gerald G. Walsh, S.J., head of the Count Luigl Criscuolo, Mr. Baldo Aquil- 50 Auntel Dcilfm with Envelopes, ll.N • Pinto, plays an active part in the social Fineit ante, A WORK or AIT, uurlai, Italian department of the Graduate ano, Comm. Matthew J. Dlserio, Dr. life of the metropolis. It was founded 13.H5. N»m« inierlbe* In each If i«lr«i. FORDHAM School, and Dr. Leonard J. Piccoli, and Mrs. Andrew J. Torrlelll, Hon. by Miss Grace Sannlno as an institution An M»l Xm*l GUI, Orter «l onet. UNIVERSITY head of the School of Pharmacy. Among Joseph Carllno, Dr. and Mrs. Attilio to contribute to the support of the vari NICHOLS * CO. BOOKSTORE those who spoke at the occasion of Barbera, and Pietro Montana, the sculp- ous welfare activities of the city. Rockmart Gaorgit LETS DOWN THE BARS YOUR BUSY LIFE TO NERVE STRAIN BOSTON TMHMtR—A crois between the English bulldog and white English terrier, but this gentle, lovable house pet is strictly an American product. First bred in Boston HE'S GIVING HIS some 60 years ago. Once called the "Roundhead," today he is knowa as llie "American Gentleman" of dogdom. NERVES A REST
ARE these busy, trying days for you ? tress signals of our nerves—the instinc- X\ Do you find yourself, at day's end, tive urge to rest. So often, we let our irritable, nerve-weary? Take a moment will-power drive us on at a task, hour —study the dog above. He's resting his after hour, heedless of nerve tension. nerves. Even in the midst of strenuous You don't want your nervous system action he will stop, relax. The dog docs to be a drag. Sue what a difference it that instinctively, though his nerves arc makes when you rest your nerves rcgu- complex, high-keyed like our own. larly-when you LET UP-LIGHT UP We, trained for the intense contest of A CAMEL. Enjoy the matchless mildness modern life, arc likely to ignore the dis- of Camel's rich, ripe tobaccos. Break Nerve Tension as Millions do — "LET UP LIGHT UP A CAMEL"
Sitiok* ( packi A QUARTER-MILLION of Camtlt and mills of Hying urobe- find out why hiiulMiis I.olly Slsson thay »r» th« {left), itir Imsti'ss on LARGEST- TWAV'Sky Chief." SELLINa CI0ARETTE IN AMERICA
when I can. I mid I in lit LIGHT UP A CAMEL!, To. Smokers find Camel's Costlier Tobaccos are SOOTHING TO THE NERVES PAGE 4 FORDHAM RAM, NOVEMBER 10, 1938 Stanton's Field Goal Gives oLoomna -Jhem ver, Rams Victory Over Gaels with cJom IllcJLaugnlin Hard-Charging St. Mary's Line Completely Bottles Up Fleet Fordham Backs; Eshmont Hurt Bertie Wooster has his Jeeves to solve his difficulties and Ford- ham has "One Play Wilbur" to come through when they're hard By GABH CUCOLO Wilbur Stanton's prodigious 32-yard field goal with two minutes pressed for points. Last week's performance by Stanton saved the of the first half remaining gave Fordham its third successive victory day for a very weary and ragged Ram outfit. This isn't the first time over St. Mary's Galloping Gaels in what proved to be the only score that Stanton has come through in the pinch and we hope it isn't the of the game. Forty-five thousand had migrated to the Polo Grounds last. last Saturday to see who would take the lead in the traditional Ram- Last season against Texas Christian with the score tied at six Gael rivalry which stood at 3-3 previous to Saturday's contest. For all, Wilbur dashed on the field and kicked the extra point that the second time in as many years Stanton gave the Maroon a victory proved to be the margin between victory and defeat. According to by virtue of his deft toe. Last year he was inserted in the dying min- various sources there is some doubt as to whether or not Crowley PAUL BEREZNEY utes of the Texas Christian game to convert the point which gave really intended to send Bill in to kick that vital point. However it Fordham the victory. seems that the little article in Collier's a few weeks back was just St. Mary'i Impretilve a good yarn and nothing more. Gamecocks Encounter Rams The once-beaten Gaels came to the Not since Frank Bartos, quarterback, kicked a field goal to de- Big Town with less publicity than Tom feat Boston College at Fenway Park back in 1930, have the Rams won Foudy, their loquacious publicity di- a game through this medium until Wilbur came through last week, In Teams Initial Meeting rector, usually provides for them. How- although Andy Palau booted one in the Maroon's 15-0 trouncing of over, the Madigan line proved to be a Purdue in 1936. South Carolina Coached by Rex Enright, Former Teammate power of strength all day and they out- This is Stanton's last season as a Fordham player but neverthe- of Crowley's at Notre Dame charged the Ram forwards throughout less he's done plenty for the Rams in his three years of pigskin ac- the fracas. tivity. He has won two letters and undoubtedly will get the third A week from Saturday the Pol this year they have dodged (he injur, The opening period resolved itself Grounds will be the scene of the initial jinx and are turning in the best per chiefly into a kicking duel between this year. That kick last week was worth a dozen letters if nothing gridiron encounter between the Ford formances of their careers. Howell wa Jerry Dowd and Eshmont and Kazlo. else. Kicking is Wilbur's one and only specialty, more specifically ham Rams and the South Carolim the standout lineman in the South Gamecocks. This is the first appearanc Dowd's longer boots coupled with the place kicking. of the Gamecocks in New York am llcrce charging St. Mary line nullified Stanton prepped at St. John's., Mass., and it was here that he they are determined to make it a BUI the Fordham offense completely. The began his kicking activities. He was All-Scholastic in high school cessful one, while the Fordham fan Rams never got passed their 37 yard are eager to see if they will present thi for two years and also held down a tackle slot on the state prep team. same stiff opposition usually offered b: marker In this period. Crampton, of the According to the way Wilbur tells it he didn't come to Fordham the Ram's Southern opponents. Mudiganmen, dropped a pass in the primarily to play football. He wants to teach and figured that Rose Rex Enright is inaugurating hii clear which might have meant a score Gamecock coaching career this seaso for the Catifornlans. Hill was the best place to prepare for this career. But it's fortunate and thus far has had some troubl for the Rams that he also gets in a little football on the side. Wilbur adapting the players to his style o At this juncture the Morugans made their best threat of the day. After Esh- wants to go to Harvard and quoting from his publicity question- football, with the result that Soutl Carolina has not done as well as the mont had quick-kicked beautifully for naire, "teach and coach." Whether he means to drill John Harvard had hoped. 60 yards, St. Mary's inarched from their in how to kick or not, he fails to say. Eleven-Game Schedule own 44 to the Fordham 24 yard line. That Texas Christian kick has been the greatest thrill of his ca- Coach Enright was faced with a gruelling eleven game schedule, Two passes from Heffernan to Mike reer up to now, but it looks like he'll change his mind after last which eight games have been complete: Perrie and Crampton were completed week's boot. What made that kick all the more remarkable was that thus far, resulting in four wins, one n rapid succession. Two offside pen- tie, and three losses for the Gamecocks, alties against the Rams kept the march a bad pass from center was momentarily bobbled by Butch For- two of the losses being by one point tunato and Stanton had to kick in the face of a galloping Gael line After taking two breathers from Er- iilive. With their goal threatened the that seemed to be right on top of him. ski lie and Xavler, the Southerners fell Hams arose from their lethargy and into a slump that resulted in the loss KAZLO CARRIES ON DESPITE INJURY wo terrific tackles by Eshmont and of three out of four games. They wen fierczney ended the drive on the Gaels' Stanton wasn't the only hero in that fray last week. Ami we're defeated by Georgia, Wake Forest and Clemson, the first two by the margin iwn 33. Berezney hit Heffernan while not talking about Jim Hayes who blocked that Gael punt and then of a point after touchdown. The only JIM HAYES the latter was trying to Hud a downlield came through and stopped Herb Smith when it looked like he might victory during this period was a 25-0Carolina victory over Duquesne, his re- receiver. romp over Davidson. About this time covery of a fumble leading to the win- •core. This time our man is Steve Kazlo. the Gamecocks finally hit their stride, Maroon Offense Puttert We have to go hack a couple of weeks to the Panther clash for ning touchdown. The Fordham offense was not up to this yarn. In that game Kazlo suffered rib contusions. Although un- Altitudinous Center itnndard due primarily to the bruising The other outstanding man on the 'itt game a week ago. The Maroon dergoing great pain all through the contest, Steve kept quiet and Gamecock forward wall Is Sophomore this kept up all week. It was only aliout fifteen minutes before the eached the 22 yard line in the third Alex Urban, six foot five center, who is leriod and the 16 in the fourth when game that Crowley happened to see his left half wince and then he Coach Enrlght's big anti-aircraft gun. llmmy Hayes blocked a Gael punt. The got the story. Steve wanted to play and nothing was going to stop In the Georgia game he Intercepted a uost significant Ram drive of the day him and he let Crowley know this. Jim started him with the idea of pass and ran fifty yards for a touch- down. The only other Sophomore In the •amo in the second stanza when Mike substituting Len Eshmont at a very early stage of the game. starting line Is right guard Joe Hat- learn and Don Principe reeled off runs if 18 and 29 yards to bring the ball Everything went according to schedule until Lightning Len in- kevich, who Is amazingly fast for his 190 pounds. 0 the 9 yard line. This was the nearest curred another bad crack on his lame knee and he had to leave the ho Maroon got to the St. Mary's goal game for the day. There was no one else around so Steve had to The three other members of the line uro experienced Seniors, Glenn Myers ine. Principe was brought down from climb off the bench anil get hack into battle. It was a pretty tough nt left end, Jack Dorflinger at right lehind by Aronson who played splen- grind. Everytime he hit a Gael or a Gael flopped him, it was sheer ackle and Eaiie Durham at left guard Idly throughout the afternoon. Three agony. But he lasted through without culling a time out and didn't This line averages 19G pounds and h lines Len Eshmont made thrusts at let on that he was injured. unusually fast. he line but was unable to advance the mil. At this point Jim Crowley inserted Steve doesn't get many headlines- for he lacks that something Soph Backs jlnntou and the Maiden boy calmly known as color, but in a pinch it's Kazlo that gets the call. He kicks, The buckfleld is sparked by two Snpb- looted the. Held goal which gave the runs and passes well hut it's his great blocking and general ability .imorcs, DeWltl Arrowsnillh at quar- tains victory from the 22 yard line. as a defender that gives him the starling rail over Eshmont. It was a terback, and Al Clrygo ul. linlfbiick. Ar- rowsmllh Is by far the steadiest, most Eshmont Injured crisp block that he threw on a 200-pounder Gael that aggravated dependable of the backs. "Twinklotoes" his injured rihs mill necessitated lii« removal from the game. Right before the end of the half Len [Syrgu is the heat ball-earrier on tho ORhmont, the Rain's best ball-carrier «liiad and baa the two longest touch- bis BeiiHiin suffered a recurrence of tho RESULTS OF IMM-PANTIIER FRAY lown ilnabes of the season to bis credit, lira injury that be obtained In the PETE HOLOVAK 1 ymclH ugiilimt Krsklni' and 7li yards If you remember Fordham played Pittsburgh two weeks ago. h'eKon game and bad to be carried from gtilimt Wake Forest. Last week we nosed out a strong St. Mary's outfit and the Panthers with the result Ihnl they held mighty ho Held. l,ou l)u Fllllppo, wbn hacked tumbled from the heights before the inspired drive of Carnegie Vlllrinovu, who were overwhelming fa- The kicking anil passing IH handled i|i llic line Hi) brilliantly In the I'lll Tech. And if you don't think that the Ram-Panther clash had any- vorites, to II tie. Thuy continued tu Im- y Senior lOil Clary, who loased the ncoiinter, wan also Injured early In Ih" prove and gave their best exhibition ouclidown pass ngaliinl l)ui|iicane. The lint quarU'r anil did not return In Ih" thing to do with last week's results, you better go back to your knit- o£ Hit! season last Suluriluy when they laekllelil Is lmmileil out by HCIIHOII who ting. nine. .Ilui HuKgerly, playing In III" defeated strong Iluqiii'sue, 7-0. leara the way fur Hie ball-earrieis with I, displayed an aptitude for biickliiK Fordham was very sluggish and the powerful Ram attack that This Saturday the (inniececka face ils dependable blocking. |i Ihi' line which he provlotmly liail had rolled up tremendous yardage in their first five games was Fiiinmn, a leain which Is weali In com- ul exhibited anil also look a lateral slowed down to a more crawl. In fact we hope this game was their parlHim with thi! HlroiiK North Turn- nun JiiciiuHki whli'li gavii Ihi' Ham" " seasonal low. According to press box statistics the Rams gained Una team which I he liiilile-wiiru HIIMIH rsl down. only 110 yards in rushing which hardly can compare with the totals must race. Tim Houlli Cariillna team IIIIH been pointing for I ho Fnrdlinni name Maroon Defense 8turdy they have been marking up all season long. alt HcaHon anil Hlintilil ho at I heir peak, Allliiiunh Hi,. Mariioii ilefeline was mil That gnnic wild llic I'lintlici'H look more out of llir Hum* than Enrlflht and Crowley UHUIIUIIIII II proved mure I him ndc- 1 anyone thought. Hut il nlso look n little niorr out ol I lie I'niilliiT Couch I'inrlghl WIIH all-Western full- mile, for ullhiuiKh Ariinsiin ami Kl" " 1 thllii they luii'Kiiiiiril fur i\* tin- riirnc«ic ili'lViil MIIIIIVM. However Imrk nl Noire Dame In IlllifmiMl roomed h'h were eiiimlaiil ihrciilH, Hie forini'i when everything IM <<>u-i(l
St. Mary's Are Not Galloping BOTH CAROLINA TEAMS Ram Harriers Place Second TRIUMPH OVER RIVALS But Bone Crushing Gaels The University of North Caro- In Met Intercollegiates lina, with the diminutive George Hard-Hitting Madigan Eleven Played Well Against Weary Stirnwelss in the atar role, eked out a 7-0 victory over Virginia Fordham Defeats Seton Hall College by Large Score; Ram Eleven; Kuzman Injured Tech on the .winner'* rain-aoaked field. The former Fordham Prep Freshmen Triumph 21-34 By PAUL BEREZNEY speedster skirted end for five Well, the 1938 season is now on the homestretch. We've been able yards in the final period to ac- Competing for the first time on a new five and one-quarter mile to win four, tie one and drop one. The team we tied has given a fair count for the lone touchdown. course, the Fordham cross-country team placed second to a strong account of itself, beating Ohio State just last Saturday. Then of At Columbia, 8. C, South Caro- Manhattan aggregation in the annual five-cornered Metropolitan course, there's Pitt. The Panthers are one great football team. Their lina's Gamecocks upset the Du- quesne Oukes 7-0 in a closely Intercollegiate hill and dale meet, held at Van Cortlandt Park on loss to Carnegie Tech can be attributed to two things: One is that Monday afternoon. Tech was pointing for them just as N.Y.U. always points for Ford- fought intersectlonal encounter. Ed Clary's 44-yard toss to Frank On November 4, the Ram-rabbits administered a severe setback ham. The other, it seems to me, is that they played Fordham two Urban provided the margin of vic- to Seton Hall College of New Jersey, allowing them only one man weeks ago. There's no denying that the Fordham-Panther game tory. in the first five. Fordham finished men in the first, third, fourth and took its toll. fifth to miss a perfect score by only one place. St. Mary's held a weary Pordham —<> In the Metropolitan Intercollegiates, team last Saturday, and Pitt showed a Manhattan team, sure of its footing the workout too in losing to Tech. Ram Leaders By George Gallico, 39 all the way on a course to which they Don't take this to mean that the Gaels were accustomed, won the meet with the low score of 15 points. Fordham, are an inferior ball club. They are running the unaccustomed trails with lot better than anyone ever thought form and stamina, was second with 51 they were. I thought that their 6-3-2 WITH * 4000 points. N.Y.U., C.C.N.Y. and Columbia defense was one of the best I kave ever followed the Green and the Maroon START harriers. It is perhaps interesting to seen. This defense practically puts a MiKC n> OCTEnniuto note that, considered in duel meet com- nine-man line up front. After all they petition, the Rams would have beaten only lost to California by virtue of a THEY SHALL rbr N.Y.U. by the score of 29-26. blocked kick in the last quarter, and Green Wave on Top staying that close to the Bears is play- The first nine men wore the Green of Manhattan. Giddings of N.Y.U. was ing plenty of football. tenth, but then the Fordham harriers Kuzman Injured came into prominence. Peterson was the first Maroon runner to finish, fol- Our team seemed to show signs of lowing the Violet man closely. In the thing last Saturday, but why not? second slot for the Ram was Wallace Red Haggerty and John Kuzman played in twelfth, Carey of Fordham was thir- 58 minutes each. By the way, after the teenth, on the heels of Wallace. Two game I asked Kuzman if he was in- more Maroon men, Mike Dolan and jured. "I've got a corn between my Charles Georgi finished sixteenth and toes," he grumbled. Harry Jacunski nineteenth to seal up second place for went the whole route with a hole in Fordham. If the Fordham harriers had his upper lip. And believe you me, stay- had a greater experience with the ing around with St. Mary's Is no tea course perhaps Manhattan's score dance. would not have been finite so large. At As I said, the Pitt game look plenty times mistakes on Just where to turn out of us. The newspapermen also said lost valuable yardage for the Maroon something about a letdown. Well, the hill and dalers. sports writers know about such things —the players only get in there and Carey Leads Rams block, tackle and run. We're not con- In the Seton Hall meet Walt Carey BCIOUS of letdowns—we just play foot- of Fordham took top honors. Sexton ball. However, letdowns or not, spec- of the Jersey College was second but tators are going to see a different team from here on the race was of a de- In Maroon Saturday against North cidedly Maroon tinge. The next four Carolina. As the sports writers would men were Rams and the race was say—"We're going to bounce buck." sewed up. Seton Hall has a formidable team and it is to the credit of the Ma- Clean Playing Club roon barriers that Fordham should Getting back to St. Mary's. They had chalk up so decisive a victory. a number of players who should be There is one more cross-country Jaunt congratulated for their clean ami effi- for the Maroon hill and dale outfit. After cient (very efficient) playing. Jerry that, the lads will start preparations for Dowd, the Gael center, kept us in our the indoor board pounding sessions. own territory with his punts, and was High hopes are entertained for a suc- a veritable demon backing up the line. cessful year. Ho even threw a pass, which proves Yearlings Win his versatility beyond a doubt. By way of inaugurating the new Freshman cross-country course, the Then there were thono backs, Aron- Maroon yearlings strode to a 21-34 son, ever a threat, Klotovich anil Met- triumph over a much heralded Seton fernan. As Coach Crowley would say, Mnll team, Friday afternoon, Novem- "Nifty, very nifty." As for Smith, the ber 3. Taking full advantage of their fullback, I hope I never meet a bone knowledge of the course and their crusher like that again. In short, they practice In running the hills, they com- were all excellent backs. pletely routed the Jersey harriers. Nine-Man Line SPORTS HOTS By Bill Mulligan Chuck Macieski, Seton Hall and Artie Schmldlein of Fordham engaged When you talk about the. SI. Mary's in a two and a half mile struggle for line, you must remember that it held individual honors. Artie led the Jersey a running attack that even the Pan- Long ago Hornce, In one of his famous belongs to that heterogenous mass "the sidewalk alumni." star all the way, until they hit the flnta ther's couldn't stop. Enough said. In- satires, demolished the Bore. Were 12) No matter what his allegiance before the game, it n the last half mile of the three-mile dividual praise should be given to Horace alive today liis venomous pen always changes with the fortune of the team. At the end Jiuiut. Macieski then took the lead and Crnmpton and Cantwell (I know how would most certainly have been directed of the game he la always on the aide of the winning eleven. gradually moving away, won by about Rood they were). I spent tlin afternoon A few facts we wish all grjindstanders would remember at that, most obnoxious of bores, the seventy yards. trying to get them out of the way. Is that conches know more about their plays and players grandstand quarterback. You come In than any "expert" however qualified he may appear to Milt Clark and Frank Hafey, both All in nil, tho Gaels wore u very contact with this form of animal life he; that It Is much easier to pick the right play after the sporting the Maroon, followed closely Rood football team, a fine bunch of under three species—In the press, on behind Schmldlein and gave Fordham fellows nnd It was ii pleumiro to play wrong play has been called. tho air, and, worst of all, in the flesh. three of the first four places, Clark ran against them. Saturday, for Instance, Jim Crowley knows juat exactly Of course! you can tear up your paper what to expect from North Carolina. He knows that Ray the whole race handicapped by a bud Again I mil reminded of the tlmii that Wolfe conies from Texas Christian where passing is pre- foot, but still managed to give the or write a poison pen letter to the leaders quite a battle, Soton Hall run- St. Mnry'H was pomillziMl for throwing editor, IIIIIH freeing yourself from tills first form of tor- ferred above everything else. He knows thut in George "H Illegal forward pasn. Jerry Dowd, ners took fifth and sixth plncos, but ture. My I be siinie token you can twist a knob nnd sllenco Htlrwelsa and Jim Lnlninie, Wolf has two expert tosserH. with Ills perpetual mnllr, yelled to Pete Callery, Tom Llnter and Ed Shine 1111 nerlal "expert" who always plays the game a few days North Carolina has completed some forty-throe percont of Hayus, "Hay Jim, I gin™ you fellows Its pusses for some f>52 yard gala. He knows that In Severln, were the noxt threo llnlnhora, This Inter iignliiHl etherlal opposition. However, tho formal gave Fordhum n low point score of 21 mi to MIIKH more than we do. You gel Kllno and Mallory, tbe Tnrhoels huvo three excullonl 1 nil tho breaks." Ki'iiiidslaiid iiunrlcrliack, I.e., really In the stands, presents pass receivers. Madman and Watson, the halves, IIIHD go In the Jnrnvy tenniB 34. a uuli|ilc problem. out after aerials with no mean success, llndmiui him H hnppe I lo he our misfortune to he seated In closo totalled some 111) ynrds on pass receptions) ami linn scored liroxliully In tlilH lutler typo at the St. Mary's game. Llko two touchdowns by thut iiieaua. And so when tho Woltpack nlhers of bis Ilk thin multure approached the nadir which Htreums In, Mums will know Just about what tn expert and PHOTOGRAPHIC ,'oimlnlH In griinilHlnnd couching. Among the. remarks which how to combat It. FOOTBALL iivoryiino In I ho vicinity wus forced lo lieur weru—"Ford- Comedy of Errors hum should never liuve lost lo I'ltt. They should have Polo Grounds ipeiied up with 11 rnzislii dnMlo pnHSlng attack." And again, One grandstand quarterback who almost mimed tho SUPPLIES game was one son of Erin, Patrlok O'Cnllaghan who hnn n Next Sunday 'Crinvleyiihiiiild never Imvuslnrtod Ilearn; Ilolovak should Intvo boon pluyeil nl right I111K." son In Freshman, Armed with n valued pasteboard the NOV. IS —2116 P.M. Camera!—Enlargcra senior O'Callaghnn bonrcled the subwny to see Just how Of Qrnntlstnnd Quortcrbncks good these Irlnh American lads wore. Mr. O'Ctilln(jhnn NKW YORK AccmworiM Lntrr on durlnii tho course of the game the following disembarked nt the hnII p.itk anil handed his ticket to the FOOTIIALL GIANTS limits worn cnsl. "Thai puss Henrn Juit threw to Fortunato gateman. It wnn promptly torn In hnlf mid the. stub given VB, • n Illi'lJiili It's 11 screen pasn." Upon objection from nil sides, back. "A nice hull pnrk," vontured tho Fordham motet' The ELBEE SHOP .he nimwor cnnii), Just look It up In the rule book, Of course, us he wended bis wny through crowded nlitle* to the
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WIUTM FOU IIHIiliMTIN- m>mnVY MOI'AnTMMNT TMI NATIONAL |II|TP1UU of fragrant tobacco In LBERT JOY *MOKI (•vi-iy H.u*, lln of Prims* Albert FORDHAM RAM, NOVEMBER 10, 1938 PAGE 7 FORDHAM TACKLES George Watson, Mai Stevens' favorite, Hindered on every side by injuries, rounds out the North Carolina back- Coach Crowley awaits the invasion HARVESTER INFORMAL TARHEELS SATURDAY fleld. George Is an expert blocker and from the South with grim expectation. IN KEATING TONIGHT a man to be watched. With the playing condition of Holovak (Continued from page 1) and DeFillppo a distinct uncertainty, (Continued from page 1) Strong Line the Ham backfteld loses much of its of- plans which have been proposed, Hines cJne [R both the short and long range In their fensive drive and the linn much of ita revealed that publication of all finan- eview passing this season. George Radman The Tar Heels mix a sound running defensive ability. For the formidable cial returns would be entirely up to By GEORGE O. LEWIS, JR. has been particularly effective on the game with an effective overhead at- work done by Haggerty, Flips' crashing the treasurer and moderator of the receiving end. He has received eight tack. Ed Koaky, Fordham scout, par- type of play Is hard to match. It is organization. "If at all, we Intend to hoped that Rlddick and Eshmont arc make known the proceeds," the presi- passes, two for touchdowns, for a total ticularly liked the line play of the Southern boys. Tackle Steve Maronic sufficiently recovered from their in- dent said, "the KAM will carry a full A lot of people who speak very elo- gain of 118 yards. Severin is second juries to lend a hand in welding togeth- account within two weeks after the quently and who emote very effec- is an excellent example of this. Co- er the shattered Ram. with seven catches for 116 yards. Stlrn- Captain Maronic Is kingpin of the for- dance." tively, waste very little time with welss, although bothered by a stomach ward wall. He carries tremendous pow- something out of Some Streak Mutt Snap the early nine- aliment earlier in the season, has aver- er both offensively and defensively, Ho Fresh from a 7-0 victory over Vir- teenth century aged 3.1 yards running. He carried the is exceptionally fast and a keen diag- ginia Tech, which, by the way, is prob- entitled "Danton's mall 86 yards In 28 rushes. Galloping nostician, Hla specialty Is place-kick- ably the most Improved team in the Jacobson Bros. Death." Never- ing and lie has converted twelve times Southern Conference, the Tar Heels theless it is time this year. The Tar Heel 188-pound line will be no easy team to beat. They are Exclutive Men's Shoe Shop wasted and the haa been strong and weak In six games out to trip the Rose Hllleru In revenge Featuring Mercury Players, this season. Effective against Wake for their lone defeat of lust season and led by that pas- at the same time preserve their record Forest, N. Y. U. and North Carolina Florsheim Arch Preserve sionate bulldog, ROSENHAIN'S of Gotham visits Immaculate. Fordham, Orson Welles, State, the Tar Heel forwards could not on the other hand, has never lost to a Alto may well turn to Fordham Ed. at Crerton Ave. smother the Duke and Tulane attacks. Southern team and hopes to continue better things. their streak. Luncheon Famous Jacobson Bros. The scene of the play is set in the Paris of the "Terror" in March of 1794, Dinner Ask for Special Discount for five years after the fall of the Bastille. Ala Cote The RAM, the faculty and the student Sludenti We are given to understand that Dan- COCKTAIL LOUNGE: ton ha3 retired from active politics body unite In offering condolences to 117 East Fordham Road TID-B1TS, 3 TO 6 P. M. William J., .'30, Daniel J., '34, and after saving the revolution by free use of the guillotine in September. Now a 9a Charles H. McAuliffe, '37, on the death Open Evenings NEVER CLOSED fanatic called Robespierre is dropping CLASS RINGS , of their father, William J. McAuliffe, on Raymond 9-6300 Ihe blade with bloody regularity; the 263 EFOROHAM RDMCAKVALENTINE /WE, Nov. 2, 1938. regularity is so terrifying that those of Danton's circle try to interrupt it. They are not successful, in fact they merely supply the knife with a few more heads and the pace never slack- ens. This is the entire play and It Is short, only an hour and a half at the moat. We are among those who sub- scribe to the theory that a play de- mands action of some sort; the only action In "Danton's Death" is the ranting of tho poor axe-fodder and the ribald talk of the men and women of TBS the street. A man called Winchell in speaking of the production on the radio called It an "artistic bore" and this sums It up succinctly and accurately. The set- 0UM-T0TER tings are impressive and effective, the acting with few exceptions Is polished and seemingly sincere. The direction and production of the boy wonder are always excellent; Mr. Welles is seem- ingly at home directing as he is before ROSYRIDGE the curtain, and he certainly loves to act. But the whole play is like the complaint of Itouesplerre; he is con- tinually striving for purity. His purges •«#£, are merely the most complete and the Stffi quicket way of removing blots on what •PeopleinMiMOuritalked mist he a spotless canvas. The great backdrop which is France, republican France, must bo spotless. Thus any- hushed voice.. H. had thing which Is corrupt must go. The killed five men before 1« play Is corrupt; there Is something Ur'A lived hard, ana intangible about the whole thing which Is rotten. Aside from the presence of easy ladles and the putrescence of their 9plcy conversations, the philosophy, vague as It Is, is bad. Danton Is tho BEWARE THE 01D hero and Robespierre the antagonist, —— but there Is little to choose between the two; the bloody lady finally sent FOLKS'VOTS! Robespierre to join his erstwhile friend and the only mistake was the delay. The aroma of the French Revo- "Let's go after the young people's vote 1" say lution was probably not very sweet, politicians. Or labor. Or the liberals. But are It is true, but these men are not merely they guessing right? Professor Dickinson bloodthirsty, they are nasty. If the points out that soon one-fourth of all Ameri- adventure. aristocrats were men and women of can voters will be old enough to draw pen- corrupt habits and little personal vlr- ture, and as such were condemned, sions; one-half will be past fifty. He pictures their judges were bold indeed. a coming shift in voting power, reveals why WUcKINLAY lhrewd demagogues have started the climb Martin Gabel as Danton is eloquent and properly harassed; be has what Is onto the pension band wagon. See page 29. the central role of the play and he makes the most of it. Together with by FRANK C. DICKINSON KANTOR Vladimir Sokoloff, who plays Robe- Ailiitanl Professor of Economics, spierre, he Is dominant throughout. Each makes at least one speech to the University of Illinois indlent'p, at kuist one soliloquy, and while they enjoy their oratory It Is nretty dull stuff out front. Mr. Sokoloff s hampered by a foreign dialect which he tries too hard to overcome, but he Is a convincing fanatic. Orson, Himself, makes perhaps the best speech of the show when he attempts to justify tho executions In an epilogue. As St. ALSO IN THIS ISSUE: lust ho appears seldom, but has not PREP SCHOOL COACH. Earl C. MncArthur, who neglected himself, for tho part Is the coached Larry Kelley at Peddle, writes of coaching least puzzling; Ht. Just Is a straight- forward chai'ttclor, though not very nd- "f HIS IS nt school where footbull is plnyctt for sport, not p. ISclKUr llni'i'ler, Morgan Fnrloy, Kiile receipts. Wllllnm Mowry uml (luy Kliignloy aro "AIRLINE PILOTING IS NO NJN. They boas you ;ooil In small purlH us Daiiton's fi'londn. by nuiio too much. I ilou't have to nsk anybody If The women aro till very ullractlvo, hut thi) ii|<>i|ii(Mic» which acrvoH masculinity 1 can take nffl" With tlmt, private pilot Gord in woll In llni Murcui'y Thmitro falls Ilrtulti'Hiin takes off for New Orleans-and troublel MuMH, flint I hoy Hceni cnlorloHH. Arlene A dniioatle dlmit ntnry, roninitin/c/ifio/ts, by Kranrld ua Ihe woman with Ihn mid, sad Lrlillld Jlltlllrnrm, Htory l» prohubly KOIIII; WO (nil usleop, ii' limy In' lulu it ruinit, whllii Him wnllod M 400 NEW DEALERS nnw inn AmriU'n. Reporter* r HIM wurld'H IIIJIIMIIce. Tho othorn aro Jinrph Al»"|> mill Hnlicil Klnlnrr, routlimlliu their i in In i pml i LII I. 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RECORD ENROLLMENT SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 5th Sophomores Argue REPORTED BY B.-L. I. EDDIE DELL'S MUSIC Third Term In a statement issued yesterday by AT THE C.M.8.U. OFF CAMPUS Donald Robinson, '39, President of the TEA DANCE Majority Oppose Roose- Brooklyn-Long Island Club, It was an- By Johnny Hayes nounced that the club's enrollment is velt Re-Election at Hughes' now the largest in its history. Open Forum Robinson ascribed the increase to the intensive membership drive which was What a pity that In modern literature we have not more Lambs To the much-discussed question of a conducted at the beginning of the year. and fewer lions (Lyons). third term for President Franklin D. According to an open financial state- —William L. Doty in Roosevelt, Sophomores of the Hughes' ment by Treasurer Robert Stanford, the October Monthly. Debating Society answered in the nega- '40, there was a corresponding increase Parenthetic onrs. tive as an open forum featured the in treasury receipts, with the balance INSECTICIDE FOR JITTERBUGS . . . Maybo anticly strenuous "rug-cutting" at the Harvester Club dance tonight club's activity at its last meeting. Seven now standing at $120. will prompt some Fordhamlte to organize a local ot the new Anti-Jitterbug members spoke with five condemning At last week's meeting the addition Union formed at St. Bonaventure College. a presidential reelection. of Francis W)helan, '39, to the Dance Intoxicated by rapid syncopation, couples at a recent Bonaventure dance Among the speakers were George J. Committee was announced by Francis whirled about the ballroom like Dom Principe bucking an enemy line. Collisions Bradford, Vincent P. Brennan, John F. Hines, '39, Chairman. The club will were ac frequent as an ethics professor's puns and as disastrous. A deep under- Loonam, Alfred J. Hannon, John J. Sul- meet next Friday noon in room 121, current oj "Pardon me, please'c" rhythmically beat time throughout the whole livan, opponents of the proposal; and hall like a metronome. Keating Hall. Next morning was born the Anti-Jitterbuu Union. Jitterbug dancing was Erasmo L. Carfora and Peter A. Fanti, labeled ''primitive, prehistoric, barbaric, and anti-collegian." "The imprudencewho were the president's only support- of a small minority, particularly freshmen" was deemed responsible for "sub ers. There were many rebuttals and mitting the entire student body to ridicule." some of the speakers were forced to Unhappily, the union mapped out no positive program to combat jitterbugs. defend tlteir stands two and three C'MON ILL IE STUDENTS Drastic action was threatened upon any freshman who dismissed the union's times. resolution lightly, but that was all. John T. Dugan, the society's Secre- Inasmuch as jitterbugs usually romp wild through our campus informals, OF FORDHAM! we propose a few concrete methods that any incipient Fordham Local of the tary-Treasurer, opened the meeting Antl-Jttterbiig Union could adopt for controlling the species at dances. with a reading of the Constitution of Attach copper plates to the jitterbug's knee Joints and run wires from last year's Hughes Society. This was the plates to a red electric light bulb affixed to his head. When he "gets in the first meeting at which the newly- the groove" generated electricity will make the bulb glow. Male dancers elected officers presided with President 25 thereupon will shower him with meat cleavers supplied for that purpose. Gerard J. Jones taking charge of the (60% effective.) gathering. in Cash Diplomas— Make all jitterbugs wear wooden shoes to dances. If the noise caused by "Resolved: That the United States ohagging In sabots doesn't embarrass them into conservatism, the blisters form an alliance with Great Britain for also Dinner Awards will. (75% effective.) the protective security" will be the Dine and dance nightly Require jitterbugs to carry thirty-six pound shot put In each coat pocket. at subject of the cliihs first debate, to be to America'* foremoit or- (80% effective.) held at the next meeting on Monday "Pitonssoii" Don't hold any dances. (100% effective.) afternoon. Advancing the alliance will chestra, featuring Stuart AGE TAKES ITS TOLI be Vincent P. Brennan and John F. Loonam, while opposing them and the AUen. Dinner from $1.75. From the Holy Cross Tomahawk: resolution will be John T. Dugan and KAT KYSER'S After putting a couple of doors and parts of a new motor into the limousine Erasmo L. Carfora. Supper a la carte. No he had just bought, a Holy Cross student decided to take his friends for a ride COULEtt OF iUSKAL KNOWLEDGE The junk had chugged, after thirteen stops, some 45 miles In nine or ten hours, cover charge at any tune. and finally arrived at the toll bridge near Hampton Beach. Atheism Doesn't Make Sense, by Every Tuesday night Dancing at dinner and "Thirty cents," cried the gateman. Daniel A. Lord, S.J. Objections to the "Sold!" came the eager response. during Supper in the doctrine of Atheism are presented by •upper nightly except ROSE HILL'S FIRST COMMANDMENT . . . Father Lord as he proves that evolu- Monday. "Fordham has an honor system," quips one of our profs. "When a Ford tion demands God. haman Is caught cheating In an exam—he admits his guilt." MADHATTAN ROOM FLUNK INSURANCE . . . Quarterly exams are lowering off to port, and every Fordhaman is battening Mother Mary and Mother America, his cerebral hatches for turbulant seas ahead. He's always longed for flunk by I. W. Cox, S.J. A pamphlet reprinted ES5EK HOUSE insurance to help ride out the storm more confidently, but given It up as a from a previous radio talk given by HOTEL PfNNsiflVAHIH pipe dream from too many fo'c'sle bull-sessions. Father Cox on the beauty of The Bless- NEW YORK Two Providence College students have at long last actualized this dream, ed Mother. and created the Students Protective Insurance Company, Incorporated under Rhode Island laws. The company pays up to a maximum of $24 on policies whose premiums range from 35 to 50 cents. • This year a new car—the Mercury 8—joins the Ford-Lincoln family . . . fulfilling the desire of Won't some of our affluent dance chairmen finance a lobby In Albany for many motorists for a quality car priced between the Ford V-8 and the Lincoln-Zephyr V-12 and compulsory flunk insurance? Alleged profits from last year's senior .ball alone combining many virtues of each. The Mercury brings to a new price field ore established tradition — should suffice to set up a lobby second only to that of the public utilities. the Ford tradition—of progressive engineering, mechanical excellence and outstanding value. PEGLER GOES TO COLLEGE . . . Westbrook Pegler attended Loyola College only two years, He was undoubtedly expelled for making faces at his teachers. SCOTCH AND . . . TUB IfKW Scene: New York hotel. Time; 3 a. m. Telephone rings. "Hello, Is this the Smith's room? Well, Oils is MoTavlsh in the room downstairs. I don't mind tho singing, the dancing, and the radio, but will you please put some more sugar In that Tom Collins that's dripping TYPS through the floor?" M £? // f; §J it // — St. I.oula U, News. "MEN WORKING" . . . F m O » C G T OV THE r O • P MOV 6 "• ••'••« O M 9 A If T Two Kansas City WPA workers had a savagely brutal fight about a shovel the other day. They were probably arguing over who should le«n on it. FALLING MERCURY . , , Speaking of anU-olima?, how about "Danton i Uiuth" alter the hiotutuisted "War of the Wortdst" WE REPRINT WITH PLEASURE . ,'. Prom the New Rochelle College Tatlerl "We aee by The RAM that wo are a FordhtutlOlked Institution, Nat mett' Honing any names Johnny Hayoa thinks we ought not to go so tar afield to pick our favorite men's college. What do you say, gfrl», V tor favorite at well as Fordham from now on?" DAFFYNITION... Curtains ire things which are hung In a window to keep the nalghbori from •••ing you watoh them. —LOB Angeles City College Collegian, WHAT YOU WANT IN A GIRL A recont survey at Notre Damo reveals that purity la the quality the majority dstlre* molt Hi a itli'l. Hoeond iiroferencio waa Intelligence, wlillo honesty was third, Bounty wound up In fifth nlnra, QUILDID C0LLHQIAN8 , , , The day U near when u frimhmtiii ium't be eligible tor The HAM uiilemi he has » union vard, for the American Svimpuiwr tluihl in invading the field, Student* can now Join HIM KIIIIII ax umioeluttt nxunhora, mid will bo given I'dpreaentntlon In Hi" lt
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GOOD COUNSEL BAZAAR FR. DEANE PRESENT FRESHMAN ELECTIONS Yearbook Staff INVITES FORDHAM MEN Senior Officers in AT BURDELL INAUGURAL TO BE HELD TODAY Completed Good Counsel College of White The Rev. Charles J. Deane, Secre- (Continued from page 1) Plains has been holding its annual Ba- Armistice Parade tary General of Fordham University, a short sketch of their high school ac- zaar upon the campus since the fifth of represented the university at the induc- tivities, their present list of extra- Goett, Keavey and Sullivan November. The Bazaar, which con- Carry National and Bat- tion, on Nov. 3, of Edwin Sharp Bur- curricular activities at Fordham, and tinues throughout the week, will con- talion Colors in Annual dell as Director of Cooper Union. Im- their general Interest in affairs of the Are Final Appointments of clude In the customary "College Night." mediately after the ceremony, Father college. Maroon Editor This will be on the night of the twelfth Memorial March Deane left for Medford, Mass., to be The four ranking men will serve as and the College has Invited all Fordham present the next day at the inaugura- the class officers, the Election Commit- The Editor-in-Chief of the 1039 Ma- men who desire to do so to attend the Four Senior officers of Fordham's tion of Leonard Carmichael as Presi- tee, headed by John M. Keavey, '39, an- H.O.T.C. unit, carrying the national and roon has announced the final list of Bazaar during the three remaining dent of Tufts College. nounced yesterday. This system of elec- nights and in particular on "College battalion colors, represented the Col- In the past few months Father tion will be favored rather than the vot- staff appointments. To fill the vacancy Night." lege in a parade and massing of colors Deane has, besides the above mentioned ing for the election of candidates nom- caused by the resignation of Mortimer at St. Thomas' Church, 53rd Street and inaugurations, represented the college inated for each individual office, as has D. Morlarty, Edward F. Goett, Manag- Fifth Avenue, last Sunday. The cere- at the presentation of the Dr. Jacob been the custom in the past. The Elec- mony, an annual commemoration of ing Editor of The RAM, has been ap- Diner Plaque to the College of Phar- tion Committee will tabulate the results Armistice Day, Is participated in by macy, at the Pennsylvania Alumni of the balloting and the results will be pointed associate editor. John M. Hogan'39Addresses more than one hundred fifty organiza- Smoker and at the convention of the posted on the Freshman Bulletin Board Keavey, RAM Editor, and Martin P. tions each year, Association of Urban Universities held early in the afternoon. Sullivan of The RAM news board, have Senior Sodality Despite threatened rain and intermit- under the auspices of the University of been named Publicity Director and tent showers, the parade started down Cincinnati, at Cincinnati. Fifth Avenue from 78th Street shortly Publications Editor, respectively. The "Reply to the Isms" Topic after the scheduled time of 2:30 p.m. position of Literary Editor will be held Dr. Gilbert C. Walsh, '32, announced Win Five Dollars Free of Inaugural Student A Coast Artillery Battalion from Fort the opening of his new office of den- Totten, an Infantry Regiment and two A five dollar credit slip on any by Edwin T. Westfleld, and that of Speech at Sodality tistry in Brooklyn. The office will be suit in the house for the first Organizations Editor by Robert J. Wat- National Guard regiments comprised located at 1012 Ocean Avenue, near one submitting the correct an- the first division. The second section Newkirk Avenue. swer to the following puzzler— son. William Hogan, '39, inaugurated the was composed of color guards from The photography staff of the annual season for student speakers at the Im- patriotic organizations, National Guard, FUNEM—SISM took advantage of a temporary lull in maculate Conception Sodality meetings Veteran's organizations, R.O.T.C, and FUNEX—SISX its activity by holding a meeting to last Wednesday with an address on their various auxilariea. Captains Hea- FOrdkm 4-I7M OKLFMNX ny, Classen, Mulligan and McGookin, Please excuse unintentional error in last make plans for the formation of a cam- "The Reply to the Isms." in company with representatives from week's puzzle. era club which will be open to all un- Harrison S. Downs, '39, introduced the other colleges, inarched with this TOWN'S UTS, lie. Mail entries direct to dergraduates, with the twelve members Hogan after opening the meetng with section to the church, where a short e of the Maroon's candid camera staff as the customary prayer and hymn. Hogan ceremony was held. Jain-Sax Clothing Co. a nucleus. Next week the photography reviewed the case presented by the va- New Stetson Special $5.00 817 B'WAY N. Y. C. staff will resume its work with the tak- rious "isms" in support of their policies VISIT Town's Hats $2.85 & $3.85 Cor. 12th St. 2nd Floor and reduced it to the common formula ing of all group pictures of extra-cur- FORDHAM UNIVERSITY SPECIAL SERVICE FOR FORDHAM Open Dailr mill 7 p.m., Sund.r till 4 p.m. that under the present democratic, cap- STUDENTS Every mil hand tailored at only ricular activities. BARBER SHOP $20. Next Friday is the closing date of italistic system ill force throughout most of the world there is much dis- Sarvlc* — Claanllntll — CourtMy e Made to tell for $30. the first In the series of candid camera JSSt W«bit>r Avt. North of Fordhlff tress and deprivation among the many 346 EAST FORD1MM ROAD, N. Y. Showing every Tuesday at Keating contests being held by the Maroon. Con- HAIRCUT 40c Hall testants may submit any number of en- while the few live in inordinate lux- tries and the only restrictions placed ury. The speaker quoted Father Charles on the pictures are that they must be B. Coughlin's renowned phrase, "Want concerned with Fordham, its faculty or in the midst of plenty," as descriptive the present undergraduates. A group of of the conditions he referred to. "The prominent photographers will act as isms," he said, "would attempt to cor- judges and a cash prize of five dollars rect these conditions by abolishing our will be awarded to the winning con- democratic, capitalistic Institutions and teBtant. substituting their socialistic ones. But the change is needed not in the insti- tutions but in the men who make up the institutions and in whom the fun- John Ward Elected damental defect lies." Hogan cited con- ditions in the totalitarian states as evi- Forum President dence that "it is not the greedy capital- istic system which needs change but Robert Stewart and Harold the greedy capitalists themselves." He concluded by stating that the reform Barkis Gain Choice as Vice- lie would like to see put into effect presidents would he a change by everyone, capital and labor, farmer and business man, In their flrBt joint meeting since the producer and consumer alike to the so- three sections were formed, one hun- cial Ideals, the "Social Justice" taught dred and thirty members of the Fresh- by Christ. man Forum gathered and elected John J. Ward of section II aa president of the entire society. The groups then re- turned to their respective rooms and VARSITY chose section officers. John Ward automatically became BARBER SHOP head of section II nnd Joseph F. Mul- 2611 Webiter Ave. Cornar of 194 St. ligan was elected secretary of that group. William G. Thurston was elect- HAIRCUT 40c ed vice-preBident of section I and Har- old P. Barkas was Installed as secre- tary. In the third group, Robert T. FOR SERVICE CALL Stewart was chosen as vice-president and William Murphy, secretary. FORDHAM Father Joseph O'Connor warned the society against any sectional feeling in- TAXI ASSOCIATION fluencing the elections and allowed at Fordham Road A Third Ave. least fifteen nominations for the presi- 24 Hour Service FO. 5-3030 dency ill order to Insure adequate rep- resentation for all members worthy of LONDON IS HEADQUARTERS FOR that office. Although the election in- cluded a relatively largo number of candidates, John Ward was elected by For an Inexpensive Lunch, a convincing majority. In the elections Soda and Some Sweets. for section officers the balloting was CHARCOAL BROWN very close, a margin of a few votes Pay Us a Visit often electing a candldnlc. 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November 10 Subscription $1.50 Music 9 to 1)30 PAGE 10 FORDHAM RAM, NOVEMBER 10, 1938 captained the Maroon team of the eve- ence were Jack Coffoy, Graduate Mana- ning. With him in the starting line-un ger of Athletics, and Gabriel Bund- Scriveners Attend GERMAN CLUB CHANGES Former Rams were "Zev" Graham, '28, at preseu schuh, '32, Chairman of the Ticket MEETING SCHEDULE coach of the Prep football sqund, Bi Committee. The undergraduate ranks Meeting Friday Danowski, '34, and Johnny Del Isola were represented by Donald J. Kear- Defeat Gaels '34, now with the Giants. ney, '39, who handles the public address At the weekly meeting of the system at the Polo Grounds, in the Ward Reads Short Story German Club lust Tuesday a tem- Fordhamen Win on Air With an audience of over GOO, lib audience, and on the stage by Tom Mc- porary change In the meeting erally sprinkled with Fordhainites, co Pnrtland, rally M.C. and cheer leading Before Freshman Assembly; schedule wns announced. The next Over St. Mary Alumni Grid operating lustily with indiscriminate chief, who assisted the studio cheer- Discussion Follows gathering will be held soon at cheers for both teams, Fordham early leaders and added a touch of local noon in Keating Hall. The room Stars recovered a St. Mary's fumble (incor- color to the scene. Under the supervision of Prof. Oa number will be posted on the bul- rect answer to you) and inarched and briel M. Liegey the bi-weekly meeting letin hoard. The reason for this Five former Fordham football stars passed their way to a touchdown. of the Sclveners Club was held in Dealy change is (o give more students came back to the "gridiron" last Thurs The HAM, the faculty and student the opportunity to attend, and to Failure of Capt. Frlsch to convert Hall, November 3. James McGrath, '42 day to again fight for Alma Mater left the score Fordham C, St. Mary's 0 body offer condolences on the death of president, officiated and John Ward decide upon a favorable perma- against the Galloping Gaels of St. Thomas A. Scanlon, '11. Mr. Scanlon nent time for future meetings. at the half mark. St. Mary's Gaels, led read the first short story of the year Mary's. But this time the Rannnen were by Harry "the Horse" Mattos, opened was a prominent athlete in his college Ward's story entitled "Pride Fighter" Thomas Del Giorno, '39, expressed days here and has been the coach of all the hope that through this rear- prepared to do or die only In a mental the second half by scoring and con- concerned the struggles of young, pu- struggle, for this preview of Saturday's verting. They retained this one point athletics for the past twenty years at giliBtically inclined Gareth O'Brien to rangement more students will And Brighton High School, Brighton, Mass. it convenient to be present every game took place in the New Amsterdam lead until the lust few minutes of "play" conquer his Btubborn Irish pride. The when Jim Murphy, '31, came into the result of the struggle and Its effect on week. Roof studio of WOR on the pigskin the hero were admirably recounted by question and answer progran: "We game for Del Isola and pushed the ball the author, producing a most favorable Want a Touchdown." ight across the line. A conversion was Fordham Sq. lilliard Acnkmy reaction on the group as a whole. Ber- LYNCH, McNIFF ADDRESS Frankie Frlsch, '18, the all-tin e, all- successful just a few minutes before N. W. C.r. F.rdk« U. « w*rt« A™. nard McSherry, '42, official critic for Fordham halfback to whose stuni (lards the final whistle, leaving the Gaels on Pk«« FOnllun 4-IIM the day, opened the discussion which ACADEMY OF SCIENCE Len Kslmumt is this year trying to the short end of a 13-7 tally. The "plays" 12MUNSWICKTAILIS became most Interesting as each of the measure up, and a Fordham baseball were represented by questions on foot- members took an active part In express- On Thursday, November 3, the second Btar who stepped right into an out- ball facts. 30c Ptr Hour WiHi This Stab. ing their opinions and suggestions. meeting of the Fordham University standing career in the big leagues, Among the celebrities In the audi- NOT COOD AFTER OCT. IT Speaking on the topic of the short Academy of Science was held at the story, Mr. Liegey gave a most succu- Lido Riviera restaurant. Dr. William A. lent definition of a short story when he Lynch spoke on "Deep Focus Earth- declared that "it is nothing but a man and a hole from which he must climb quakes," while the second speaker, Mr. out." He encouraged the members in William McNiff, took for his topic "Elec- their efforts and expressed pleasure in trical Counter-shock." the attendance thus far. The "F.U.A.S." is an organization composed exclusively of members of A number of paper weights, made from the magnificent weeping willow the Science Faculty of Fordham Col- which was blown down in the Sep- ege. The officers of the Academy are: tember hurricane, and decorated with President, Dr. William Hurley, Depart- the Fordham Ram in bas-relief have ment of Physics; Secretary, Dr. James been distributed to prominent persons, orbes, Biology; and Treasurer, Dr. Leo throughout the city. Yanowski, Chemistry. WE HANDLE ALL TYPES OF INSURANCE
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