Dec. 30, 2016–Jan. 5, 2017 Including Brooklyn Courier, Carroll Gardens-Cobble Hill Courier, Brooklyn Heights Courier, & Williamsburg Courier FREE FESTALSO SERVING PROSPECTOF HEIGHTS, WINDSOR TERRACE,HEIGHTS KENSINGTON, AND GOWANUS Kensington Slope’s giant signs call mayor lights non-Muslims Slope’s giant ‘infi dels’ menorah BY COLIN MIXSON Someone seems to be trying BY COLIN MIXSON to drive a wedge between They got a whole latke love! Kensington’s Muslims and A record crowd congre- their neighbors by amend- gated in Grand Army Plaza on ing signs posted along Saturday to watch our Church Avenue that read gigantic mayor “We love our Muslim neigh- light the fi rst bors” with ones that say “We candle of a gi- love our infi del neighbors” gantic meno- and describes such residents rah for the fi rst as “fi lthy creatures that pol- night of Ha- lute their bodies with alco- nukkah. The hol and pork.” organizers say Local leaders think the they know the new placards were probably turnout was one some bigot’s attempt to make for the books because they the area’s large Bangladeshi handed out more than 2,000 community look bad, but say free potato pancakes on the if they were put there by a night — more than ever be- Muslim, they will fi nd out fore. and turn them in to police. “It went extremely well,” “This is not what we said Rabbi Shimon Hecht, Continued on page 24 leader of Chabad of Park Slope. “The crowd was much bigger Plus: Menorahs than last year.” Six-and-a-half-foot-tall vandalized! Mayor DeBlasio and his simi- see page 10 THE POTATO CAKE COUNT: Roughly 2,000 free latkes were handed out during the fi rst night of Hanukkah larly towering son Dante — celebration at Grand Army Plaza on Dec. 24. Mayoral Photo Offi ce Continued on page 24
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File photo by Paul Martinka but we also had lawn-mowing goats, nude Shakespeare, and happy endings to several pesky law- An ice gesture suits. Here is our annual look back at the highs and lows of the past 12 months: New Year’s ‘Polar Plunge’ raises $ for sick kids By Caroline Spivack physically can’t think about rent, or bills, or become a part of Coney’s living history, old sneakers to wade through the wintry hey’re freezin’ for a reason. rush hour — just the water.” said Thomas. waves — Thomas suggests neoprene boots Come New Year’s Day some Steel-nerved swimmers assemble on the “Coney Island historically has been the — as well as a towel and plenty of warm T2,500 hot-blooded swimmers will Boardwalk each year — some clad in polar center of weirdness in the universe, and clothes to bundle up in once you emerge. usher in 2017 by diving into the People’s bear suits or dressed as King Neptune and we’ve realized we’re contributing to the Afterwards, stay in the nabe for some Playground’s frigid shore for charity at the Baby New Year. Participants charge down history here,” he said. “We’ve been around post-plunge festivities, including after-par- January Polar Bear Club’s 113th annual New Year’s the beach in waves of 500, toss themselves longer than the Wonder Wheel, longer than ties at the Coney Island Brewery and the Day Plunge. The Jan. 1 dunk will raise in the frigid sea, weather the winter waters the Cyclone — we’re the oldest living land- Steeplecase Beer garden, and freaky per- cash for Camp Sunshine, a Maine retreat for as long as they can bear, and proudly mark, and people really embrace that.” formances at Sideshows by the Seashore. for sick children and their families, and dash out after a few minutes — bragging Organizers say the club’s popularity has Deno’s Wonder Wheel will be up and run- will expose thrill-seeking Brooklynites hot- rights in tow. surged in recent years, and attendance on ning — weather permitting — with all headed enough to brave the icy waters to a But for those who are too scared — or New Year’s day has swollen as a result. proceeds going to the Sunshine Camp. All Yo, baby: Brooklyn did it new level of intensity, according to the club’s too smart — to take the plunge, you can just These days, the dip can get a little chaotic, registered swimmers also get free admission president. dunk a toe in the “Chicken Dip.” but preparation is a shivering swimmer’s to the New York Aquarium. “There’s a sense of absolute intensity you But if being submerged in near-freezing best hope for success. Polar Bears New Year’s Day Plunge don’t get in day-to-day life,” said Dennis water is more your speed, join the club for There’s no locker space — so either bring (Riegelmann Boardwalk at Stillwell Avenue Thomas. “There’s a lot of stress in the city, its weekly plunges — which draw up to a friend to watch your gear, or throw caution in Coney Island, www.polarbearclub.org) but when you go into the water, you’re just 100 cold-ocean cannonballers on Sundays to the wind and leave it on the beach. Jan. 1 at 1 pm. All swimmers must register feeling the intensity of the moment. You between November and April — and Participants will want to bring a pair of in advance. Free. again! The new year got off to a lively start as adorable Your entertainment Zayden Noel made his world guide Page 29 debut at the stroke of midnight on New Year’s Day at Coney Island Hospital, making him Police Blotter ...... 8 the city’s fi rst baby of 2016, Standing O ...... 16 and the borough’s second such Photo by Georgine Benvenuto Letters ...... 20 bragging right in as many Rhymes with Crazy ...... 21 years. The strapping sweetie — born to Coney Islanders Sports ...... 35 Stephanie Diaz and Paul Sta- ley — weighed in at 7 pounds 1 ounce. A black and white is- sue: Local leaders voted to go ahead with a controversial plan to rezone Vinegar Hill’s PS 307 — which has long served kids at a neighboring Photo by Paul Martinka public housing project — to WHAT A YEAR: (Clockwise from above) Joey Chestnut and Miki Sudo won HOW TO REACH US include all youngsters living the Nathan’s Hot-Dog Eating Contest. Hillary Clinton and Rep. Nydia Ve- in Dumbo, one of the wealthi- lazquez visit Sunset Park. Sweet’N Low workers were out of a job. Mail: est neighborhoods in the city. Photo by Jason Speakman Courier Life The move was intended to ease in 2019 , by which point all local employees out of a job. and Downtown since 1989. Publications, Inc., overcrowding at the well-to- the hipsters say they’ll have Choppers chopped: After 1 Metrotech Center North do PS 8 in Brooklyn Heights, moved to Crown Heights. February years and years of complaints 10th Floor, Brooklyn, but turned into a city-wide Tropical storm: In the He swears it’s Brook- from Brooklyn Heights resi- discussion about school de- ultimate act of neighborli- lyn’s only choice: Mayor De- dents, the city announced a N.Y. 11201 segregation as PS 307 parents ness, residents of a Brooklyn Blasio unveiled his plan to plan to halve the helicopter- General Phone: feared an infl ux of white yup- Heights co-op building re- bring trolley-dodging back tour traffi c thundering in (718) 260-2500 pies taking over their school, jected a developer’s $130-mil- to the Borough of Kings by and out of the heliport across News Fax: and the white yuppies griped lion offer to buy land on their building a $2.5-billion street- the river by 2017 — pre-empt- (718) 260-2592 that their kids could no lon- property so it could erect a car line from Sunset Park ing the passage of a popular ger attend the higher-achiev- 40-story tower there. Deni- to Queens. The early plan- bill from Councilman Carlos News E-Mail: ing PS 8. zens of 75 Henry St. stood to ning process of the so-called Menchaca (D–Red Hook) that [email protected] L no: Someone leaked make $120,000–$260,000 from Brooklyn–Queens Connector would have banned the egg- Display Ad Phone: news that the Metropolitan the sale of Pineapple Walk rattled along throughout the beaters altogether. (718) 260-8302 Transit Authority is plan- with little impact on their own year but kicked up plenty of Display Ad E-Mail: ning a years-long closure housing situation, but turned controversy — not least of all March [email protected] of the Hurricane Sandy- the windfall down because because the whole plan was RIP Sunny: Iconoclastic battered L-train tunnel to it would block views at the created and backed by devel- Red Hook dive-bar owner and Display Ad Fax: Manhattan — sparking six neighboring Cadman Towers opers and businesses along artist Antonio “Sunny” Bal- (718) 260-2579 months of panic in Kings co-op. the route, many of whom gave zano died of a stroke at age 81. Classified Phone: County’s northern nabes as Sweet and sour: Artifi cial large sums of money to the The beloved local bon vivant (718) 260-2555 residents, business owners, sweetener company Sweet’N mayor’s contentious Cam- grew up in an apartment right Classified Fax: and real-estate agents clam- Low left a bad taste in Brook- paign for One New York fund. next to the Conover Street (718) 260-2549 ored for information from the lynites’ mouths when it an- Still, it was fantastic news for speakeasy that would eventu- tight-lipped transit agency. nounced the closure of its Fort legendary Flatbush transit ally bear his nickname. Classified E-Mail: The authority eventually an- Greene factory after 60 years geek Bob Diamond , who has [email protected] nounced that it will close the — outsourcing its operations been trying to build a street- April tube for 18 months starting and leaving 320 long-serving car system between Red Hook Vote early, vote often: The :FLI@ GL9C@J? 2 COURIER LIFE, DEC. 30, 2016–JAN. 5, 2017 DT NEWS STORIES OF 2016 borough came down with an acute case to retain her title for the third year in of election fever when the New York pri- a row. maries brought Democratic hopefuls Spu-mourni Gardens: The co- Bernie Sanders and Hillary Clinton owner of famed Gravesend pizzeria to town, with locals hawking Bernie L&B Spumoni Gardens was shot dead Sanders-themed hot sauce and designer in front of his Dyker Heights home on Hillary duds . Sanders stumped with ce- July 30. A hooded gunman pumped lebrities outside his childhood home in fi ve rounds into 61-year-old Louis Bar- Midwood and brought record crowds to bati at the corner of 12th Avenue and Prospect Park , while Clinton held more 76th Street and then fl ed. Police later sedate events in black churches and arrested 41-year-old Andres Fernan- colleges alongside husband Bill. The dez for the crime, which they say was a whole circus culminated in a debate at botched robbery, although some spec- the Navy Yard, which ultimately disap- ulate it may have been mob-related. pointed many Brooklynites by not men- tioning Brooklyn enough. Eventual August presidential winner Republican Don- Shakespeare in the buff: Nude ald Trump did not set foot in Brooklyn actresses performed “The Tempest” during the primaries. Photo by Georgine Benvenutoin Prospect Park , stripping down to Banj-noooo: The borough’s an- WHO COULD FORGET?: (Clockwise from their birthday suits for a show the di- nual competition to see who can hurl a above) Sen. Bernie Sanders brought thou- rector said was designed to promote banjo farthest into the Gowanus Canal sands to a rally in Prospect Park. Red Hook body positivity. turned into banj-demonium when the bar owner Sunny Balzano passed away. Citi Bike-lash: Bike-rental pro- instrument broke free from its tether Prospect Park hired a crew of goats to mow gram Citi Bike rolled out new docks and fl oated off into Brooklyn’s Nauti- around Community Board 6, but many the lawn. cal Purgatory . Organizers of the ath- locals weren’t riding high — residents letic Americana carnival, part of the in both the ritzy streets of Park Slope Brooklyn Folk Festival, promised to and the Red Hook Houses complained tie a stronger knot next year that the bulky blue bikes usurped their Justice?: Protestors and supporters parking spots. The panel called the cops faced off in the streets outside the Brook- at a September meeting after one irate lyn Supreme Court after a judge spared Cobble Hill resident screamed into the former police offi cer Peter Liang from faces of the board’s leadership. the slammer , despite a jury fi nding him guilty of shooting and killing unarmed September Red Hook man Akai Gurley in 2014. The Primary function: The state Dem- sentence, which came at the behest of ocratic primary — which may as well File photo by Tom Callan District Attorney Ken Thompson, an- Photo by Paul Martinka be the actual election in deep-blue gered activists who said the justice sys- shouldn’t get it,’ ’’ said Greenfi eld at a “The Americans” waged his own Brooklyn — saw 29-year-old Kensing- tem was once again putting police above May 17 hearing. cold war on the city , after offi cials an- ton politico Robert “Bobby” Carroll the lives of black residents, but pleased Bird’s eye view: Red Hook artist nounced plans to seize and demolish take over the 44th Assembly District members of local Asian communities, and pigeon fancier Duke Riley trained the property as part of the federal Ca- seat from outgoing Assemblyman Jim who argued the Chinese-American only thousands of the maligned birds to fl y nal cleanup. Eastern Effects Studios Brennan, and the election of Brook- fi red his gun by accident and had been in formation over the East River while honcho Scott Levy says he has sunk $5 lyn’s (and America’s) fi rst female Ha- thrown under the bus because he is also toting tiny lights on their legs for a se- million into building his studio and is sidic judge, Borough Park’s Rachel a person of color. ries of sold-out shows at the Navy Yard. only fi ve years into a 20-year lease, and “Ruchie” Freier, who will bang her Riley previously taught 50 pigeons to the move would kill his business faster gavel at the Fifth Judicial district civil May smuggle cigars from Cuba to Florida. than Kerri Russell’s character can as- court. New kids on the block: Prospect Pier pressure: In a bizarre twist sassinate a rival agent with her bare Bloody J’Ouvert: Gunmen shot Park rented eight goats to rid the green in the ongoing battle over housing in hands. four people, killing two, and stabbed space of weeds and poison ivy. The liv- Brooklyn Bridge Park, state develop- Finally: The owner of Park Slope a man during the early-morning ing lawn-mowers quickly became a ment honchos pulled their support for old folks’ home Prospect Park Resi- J’Ouvert parade that precedes the popular tourist attraction, but had to two new towers at Pier 6 — but Mayor dence agreed to pay his elderly tenants West Indian American Day Carni- bleat it back to their farm upstate at DeBlasio just shrugged and announced $3.35 million to leave the pricey prop- val — despite a heavy police presence the end of summer. he will build them anyway. Albany erty, ending an ugly and high-profi le that Mayor DeBlasio had promised F outta here: The Metropolitan cited questionable donations the proj- two-year court battle between the two would ensure this year’s event would Transportation Authority divided the ect’s developer made to Hizzoner, but parties. The nonagenarians had been be “safer than ever.” Many called for borough when it announced plans to also said it won’t stand in the city’s fi ghting eviction since landlord Hay- the city to cancel the long-running Ca- bring back the old F express service be- way. Activists are still trying to sue to sha Deitsch abruptly gave them three ribbean carnival following the blood- tween Church Avenue and Jay Street — stop the high-rises. months to scram in March 2014 so he shed, though no decisions have been great news for Southern straphangers, could unload the tony building to an announced yet. who will shave seven minutes off their June investment fi rm. He sold for $84 mil- Who you gonna call: Actor Bill commutes, but a bummer for Brown- We’re gonna need a bigger boat: lion in October . Murray tended bar at his son Hom- stone Brooklynites, as service will be Sharks are getting closer than ever to er’s new Greenpoint restaurant — and halved at six of their stops. Even pols Brooklyn’s beaches, experts said af- July served up a viral sensation when news got in on the feud , with Councilmen ter anglers plucked 17 of the beasts ‘Jaws’ chews his way back: Cham- of his booze-slinging antics made news Brad Lander (D–Park Slope) fum- from Sheepshead Bay during a fi shing pion hot-dog-chomper Joey Chestnut across the globe. ing that the change will “screw” his tournament in June. A bumper crop of gobbled his way to the Nathan’s Hot- Dead end: The six-year-long fi ght constituents and Councilman David bunker fi sh along the coast was appar- Dog Eating Contest title on July 4 — over the galaxy’s most controversial Greenfi eld (D–Borough Park) accus- ently responsible for drawing the ra- regaining the coveted Mustard Belt bike lane fi nally ended when the politi- ing him of being petty. “It’s not fair to zor-toothed predators near our shores. he lost to Matt “Megatoad” Stonie last cally connected Park Slopers who had say, ‘My constituents are in a wealthy, Un-American: The owner of a year by wolfi ng down a world-record 70 been suing to kill the pedaling path transit-rich area, but you poor schlubs Gowanus studio where cable network wieners in 10 minutes. Women’s champ along Prospect Park West dropped who live in Southern Brooklyn FX fi lms its sexy Soviet spy drama Miki Sudo downed 38-and-a-half dogs Continued on page 12 DT COURIER LIFE, DEC. 30, 2016–JAN. 5, 2017 3 She is this year’s model ‘Miss Brooklyn’ statue replica up at Manhattan Bridge BY LAUREN GILL tions are granite and sat on The girls are back in town! either side of the once-grand The city has fi nally re- entrance to the bridge, while placed the “Miss Brooklyn” the new iterations are cast in and “Miss Manhattan” statues a gleaming white acrylic and that graced the entrance to the are located on top of a 24-foot Manhattan Bridge for the fi rst pillar sticking out of a me- half of the 20th century — un- dian, where they slowly spin veiling rotating, light-up rep- around and emanate light at licas at Flatbush Avenue and night. Tillary Street last Wednesday In a troubling development, morning. that means the fi gures some- New York’s master builder times look toward Manhattan, Robert Moses banished the where they were previously iconic sculptures in the 1960s posed permanently in the because he thought they only correct position — with their got in the way of traffi c, said backs turned on the outer bor- WELCOME BACK: “Miss Brooklyn” the artist behind the new ef- ough. fi gies, but today we rightfully reps the borough by posing with It’s no surprise then that put such public artworks up a tree and a child reading a book. some patriotic Brooklynites HEY LADIES: The beloved “Miss Brooklyn” statue — and her rival “Miss on a pedestal — in this case, Photo by Caleb Caldwell are unsure what to make of Manhattan” — are back at the entrance of the Manhattan Bridge. literally! these new versions — one Photo by Caleb Caldwell “Robert Moses saw those Like the original idols — said it’s yet to be seen whether sculptures as being an imped- now housed at the Brooklyn they’re great works of art or that originally approved the most complicated locations iment to progress, and the new Museum — chilled out “Miss just gimmicks. project. around,” he said. urban plan is thinking that Brooklyn” is depicted next to “This may prove to just be The $450,000 project has The new iterations have art is something that would a tree and a child reading a one of those stupid things or been in the works for a decade, been in storage for the past create or enhance an area,” book, while the more hoighty- it could be kind of exciting, but was held up waiting for two years, waiting for recon- said Brian Tolle. “I’ve been toighty “Miss Manhattan” sits fun, and entertaining for the the necessary city approval to struction of the gateway to the getting e-mails from people with her foot on a chest next to community — I’m hoping it’s install the statues in the mid- bridge to fi nish. who live in the area and are a peacock. the latter,” said Otis Pearsall, dle of heavily-congested thor- But the delays ended up saying, ‘Yay they’re here, I’m But there are also some a Brooklyn Heights preser- oughfare, according to Tolle. working in the project’s favor, so happy, they’re beautiful.’ ” big differences — the fi rst edi- vationist who sat on a panel “That location is one of the Continued on page 14 LET OUR FAMILY HELP YOUR FAMILY IN YOUR TIME OF NEED Exceptional Funeral Care At Affordable Prices Z 30-40% less than our competitors Z Servicing families with cremation, Z Prepayment plan Z Cremation specialist - burial or shipment for only $25-$50 Simple cremation, simple charges Z A convenient on premise parking lot a month 2009 MERMAID AVE. 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We just asked the Department ing to Assemblyman Dov Hikind (D– to hold off on making any changes just Midwood), who kvetched about it on until he can review it further,” said Twitter last week. legislative director Dov Cohen. “Kings “Was just told that @NYCMayor & Highway and Ocean Parkway has gone @NYC_DOT Commissioner requested into effect — the no right turns from to postpone Ocean Parkway traffi c the main road onto Kings Highway, changes BUT were ignored by Gov! and no left turns from Avenue I.” Not right!” he tweeted on Dec. 16. It is the latest power struggle be- Cuomo is rolling out an $8.5-mil- tween the city and state. Last week, a lion upgrade to Ocean Parkway that captive deer died in the city’s hands includes new pedestrian ramps, cross- while DeBlasio and Cuomo privately walks, and traffi c signals — but the sparred over how to deal with the plan also forbids drivers from turning errant buck, according to the New onto Avenues J, P, and Kings Highway York Post. And days later, Cuomo an- or making left-hand turns onto Ave- nounced he was sending more state nues I and U. Residents and local pols troopers into New York City — appar- rallied against the state’s Department ently because the governor does not of Transportation earlier this month think DeBlasio is doing well enough are demanding it take another look on anti-terror measures , the paper re- before moving forward . The city also ported. made formal requests, a spokesman The state did not return to multi- for the transit department confi rmed. ples requests for comment regarding “NYC DOT asked State DOT to not Ocean Parkway. DT COURIER LIFE, DEC. 30, 2016–JAN. 5, 2017 5 NOW ACCEPTING CHRISTMAS EVE DINNER RESERVATIONS 718-989-8952 LIQUID COURAGE: Tattoo artists and brothers Roberto and Ricardo Rivera opened the For- rd ever Ink Bar beside their tattoo parlor on Flatbush Avenue so patrons can catch a buzz 7717 3 Ave., Bay Ridge GreenhouseCafe.com Valet Parking s s before suffering for their art. Photo by Jason Speakman New Years Eve Ink and a drink Celebration Ditmas Park tattoo parlor opens bar Choice of Appetizer BY COLIN MIXSON Lasagna Bolognese s Soup Du Jour s Stuffed Mushrooms What could possibly go wrong? Fried Calamari s Grand House Salad s Caesar Salad Flatbush Avenue tattoo parlor For- ever Ink has opened an adjoining bar, Choice of Entrée which the owners say is a way to cash Roast Pork Loin in on customers’ desire to grab a shot of liquid courage before they go under Served with Baconkraut Dark Ale Gravy the needle. Chicken Francaise “They come and are all nervous Egg Battered Sautéed with White Wine Lemon Butter Sauce and they always ask for a liquor store Shrimp Scampi to get a shot to calm themselves, so Sautéed with White Wine, Lemon, Garlic & Butter we thought it would be a good idea for Broiled Salmon them to have one here,” said Ricardo Rivera, who owns the ink store and With Champagne Dill Sauce MIDNIGHT bar with brother Roberto. INK IT UP: The new tattoo-themed watering Filet Mignon 10 oz. Cut (Add $15.00) PARTY The brothers-in-ink opened the hole is sits next to the Forever Ink tattoo Server w/ Béarnaise & Bordelaise Sauce Featuring doors of the Forever Ink Bar at Du- parlor, giving patrons a place to relax before Twin 5 oz. Lobster Tails (Add $15.00) Tommy Andersen ryea Place around the end of No- they go under the needle. Two Tails Served with Drawn Butter vember, filling the new watering & Guest Dj Photo by Jason Speakman Surf & Turf (Add $15.00) hole with tattoo paraphernalia and 5oz. Filet - 5oz. Tail Served w/Drawn Butter art that gives patrons a preview of All Entrees Served with Potato or Rice and Fresh Vegetables what awaits around the corner at tattoo parlors. All that bought them their parlor, according to Roberto was a studio fi lled with drunks, who Choice of Desserts Rivera. made working next to impossible, Ri- Chocolate Mousse s Assorted Ice Cream s Cheesecake “The idea is if they like the artwork cardo Rivera said. Tiramisu Brownie Overload Apple Strudel they see at the bar, they can purchase “You can’t work when your cus- s s it,” he said. tomer has 10 friends rooting for COFFEE s TEA s DECAF The bar also sports a tattoo- him at the counter,” he said. “You themed drinks menu, which includes couldn’t concentrate. It was uncom- one called “Yes it F------Hurts”, and fortable.” OPEN BAR NEW YEARS a girly drink dubbed the “Tramp As it is, the bar’s 5 pm opening Dancing, Hats, Stamp” — a combination of Pinot Gri- coupled with the tattoo parlor’s 7 pm EVE gio, lemon juice, Cointreau, and apri- closing time means prospective cus- Noisemakers cot liqueur that the owners say the la- tomers only have a maximum of two Champagne Toast Early Seating’s dies love. hours to drink up before they get “It’s a fruity drink, but the girls inked, which is how the brothers like Starting at Starting at $ love it and they love the name,” Ri- it. $ Plus Tax And Gratuity cardo Rivera said. “We’re serious about the tattooing Plus Tax And Gratuity 42.00 85.00 The brothers insist their bar is no part. We’ll give them a shot or too, but scheme to sell tattoos to drunken bros, that’s it,” Ricardo Rivera said. “It’s not NEW YEARS DAY and that they will turn away anyone about getting drunk, it’s about relax- that they feel is too wasted. ing.” "RUNCH PMnPM s $INNER PMnPM The pair say they learned their les- Forever Ink Bar [1051 Flatbush CALL FOR RESERVATIONS son when they invested in the Tattoo Ave. between Duryea Place and Bev- Shot Lounge in Coney Island, which erly Road in Ditmas Park, (718) 284– shared an entrance to one of their old 4029]. 6 COURIER LIFE, DEC. 30, 2016–JAN. 5, 2017 DT Hook offi ce will have bike valet BY LAUREN GILL at a meeting last Thursday tycoons could just abandon The proletarians have nothing night. the idea altogether once they to lose but their bike chains. Thor plans on building two walked out of the room. A new offi ce complex com- four-story offi ce and retail But another argued that ing to the Red Hook water- buildings dubbed Red Hoek the panel should support less front will fi nally free work- Point — aimed at hip tech com- parking on the site regardless, ers from the daily struggle panies and designed by the because more parking just en- of having to park and lock up same architect behind Apple’s courages more drivers. their own bicycles by offering iconic headquarters in Califor- “To build 2,000 parking an in-house bike valet service nia — but wants the city’s ap- spaces would create a reverse — complete with shower fa- proval to build 1,106 parking incentive to fi ll those park- cilities for sweaty riders and spaces there instead of the 2,130 ing — if you build them you’re a maintenance workshop — required by current zoning. gonna want to fi ll them,” said which the developer’s honchos The developer’s own stud- committee member Eric Mc- claim will convince workers ies found that a maximum 870 Clure. “That would be a lose- to cycle to the transit-starved of 2,700 workers will drive to lose for everyone.” nabe instead of driving. work at the far-fl ung location, Committee members did “The idea is really to make with the rest cycling or taking add a recommendation to their the biking experience as de- a subway, bus, ferry, or Uber, approval that the developer of- sirable and seamless as possi- the reps claimed. HOOKED UP: The Red Hoek Point — yes, that’s the spelling — offi ce com- fer 10 percent of the spaces in its ble to encourage people to use The complex will have the plex will have a bike valet service. Thor Equities parking lot — around 110 — free, that mode,” said Thor Equity’s capacity to store at least 300 so tight-wad motorists don’t go director of development Cath- bikes between the valet ser- an area that’s secured and at- Swedish furniture giant’s lot, circling the neighborhood look- erine Dannenbring. vice and regular racks. The tended all day, they park it Goodman noted. ing to park elsewhere. The luxury amenity helped manned pedal-parking lot will similar to a car valet and keep Thor hasn’t signed any ten- “With no free parking of- Thor successfully persuade be able to house 180 two-wheel- it and when you’re done you ants to the space yet, but the fered, you’re making people Community Board 6’s land- ers at any one time, and the pick it up and leave.” reps said it is also possible who choose not to pay drive use committee to back its re- facility will include a shower Along with the bike facili- there will be an in-house bus around looking around for quest to build half as much and locker rooms and double ties, Dannenbring said she is service, depending on who spots,” said one panel member. parking as it is supposed to in as a maintenance shop, the working on a partnership with leases the space. The full board will vote on its planned property at the site reps said. neighboring Ikea to extend the Some committee members the proposal next, although its of the former Revere Sugar re- “You would come in, you hours of its shuttle and water were concerned that approv- decision is only advisory — a fi nery at Beard and Richard don’t have a lock, you drop it taxi service so workers can ing the reduction without Council vote will ultimately streets, with members voting off,” said the developer’s attor- use them. Drivers can also any concrete plans for such a decide whether to grant the 11–1 to approve the exemption ney Ethan Goodman. “There’s probably just park free in the shuttle means the real estate exemption or not. # IN THE NATION3 IN PRODUCING WHERE CAN TECHNOLOGY TAKE YOU? 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The victim told police she and her partner were working security building between Prospect Place The victim gave his plastic to a Held up at the refuge between 14th and 15th and Baltic Street at 3 pm, but when waitress to pay for his meal at the Some worm held up a guy with a streets at 1:30 pm when the suspect she returned home from a trip a few eatery by Fulton Street at 5 pm, and gun on Nevins Street on Dec. 23. entered seeking a bed, but refused days later it was gone. the server then told him that his The man was by Livingston to allow guards there to search her No arrests have been made in card had been pocketed by some Street at 3:10 pm when the creep and check her stuff. connection to the Fourth Avenue crook, who proceeded to make two grabbed him, pulled a silver gun, The suspect became irate and parcel perp, and police have since purchases at a nearby liquor store, and growled “Give me all your stuff,” cops said. then allegedly attacked the staffers, closed the case. — Colin Mixson according to a police report. spitting in their faces and catching one of the guards with a right hook Three on one Cut to the ear, cops said. 88TH PRECINCT A pair of bruisers slashed a man A trio of baddies mugged a guy on York Street on Dec. 24. FORT GREENE–CLINTON HILL for his phone on Fort Greene Place The victim told police he was Clothing crooks on Dec. 20. near Gold Street at 2:30 am when the Cops busted two men who they Flash hit The victim was strolling near say stole clothing and other goods crooks approached him from behind Cops collared a guy who they say DeKalb Avenue at 4:10 pm when the from a Flatbush Avenue department and cut him with the knife, tearing bashed an offi cer with a fl ashlight three goons approached him and store on Dec. 15. his left side abdomen, left shoulder, after he was arrested for possessing asked for the time, before one of the An employee told police that the and right hand. pot on Irving Place on Dec. 22. louts said, “Take the phone out or suspects were inside the retailer Offi cers said they stopped a Ford we’ll hit you,” according to police. near Atlantic Avenue at 9 pm, when Mustang with excessive window The victim complied and the Smoke break they were spotted grabbing clothes jerks made him change his pass- A sneak broke into an Atlantic and other goods off the shelves, be- tints near Gates Avenue at 10:45 pm, word before grabbing the phone and Avenue apartment and stole his be- fore making a beeline for the exit. and inside they allegedly found the vehicle’s occupants were carrying running off, cops said. longings, including a pack of ciga- a big stash of weed, so they began rettes, on Dec. 21. A frickin’ laser The resident told cops he returned making arrests. Side-door sneak Detectives have given up the to his home near Court Street at 2 But as the cops were cuffi ng A snake broke into a S. Portland hunt for a crook wanted for stealing them, one of the suspects allegedly pm to fi nd a thief had ransacked his Avenue restaurant and stole $700 on abode and taken his watch, televi- a microchip platform from a “laser hit one of the offi cers in the back of Dec. 18. sion, and pack of cigarettes. machine” inside a Second Avenue the head with the torch, cutting the textile store sometime over the last The owner told police the thief cop and giving him a concussion, few weeks. entered through the eatery’s side police said. door near Fulton Street between Overexposed An employee told police that the Police arrested a group of guys last time anyone had seen the shop’s midnight and noon, damaging its That blows lock, and then lifted a hefty chunk who they say attacked a man while laser stuff was Nov. 15, but it wasn’t he was snapping a picture of a A bad guy stole a snow blower of change in rolled coins and cash. discovered missing until more than Downtown building on Atlantic Av- from a Washington Avenue build- month later on Dec. 16. enue on Dec. 20. ing on Dec. 22. No arrests have been made, and The victim was taking the The super of the building by Myr- 84TH PRECINCT the case has been closed, cops said. photo by Fourth Avenue at 3:20 pm tle Avenue found security footage of BROOKLYN HEIGHTS–DUMBO– when the suspects started punch- the cold-hearted crook going in the Box bandit BOERUM HILL–DOWNTOWN ing him in the face, according to back of the building and taking the Investigators have thrown up cops. A report said that one of the their hands in the search for a thief tool at around 4 pm, cops said. Water as a weapon guys snatched his phone from his that nabbed a woman’s new laptop A brute hit a woman in the face hand and wallet from his pocket from the lobby of her Fourth Ave- Christmas Eve crook with a plastic gallon jug of water af- in the midst of the attack. His wal- nue apartment building on Dec. 12. A scrooge swiped a diner’s credit ter they got into a dispute at Pacifi c let was returned by an anonymous The victim told police that her card at a S. Elliott Place restaurant Avenue subway station on Dec. 24. bystander with $300 missing, cops new computer was delivered to her on Dec. 24. The lady was walking up the said. — Lauren Gill Serving the Dental Needs for the Carrol Gardens and beyond for over 30 years! 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DT COURIER LIFE, DEC. 30, 2016–JAN. 5, 2017 9 Vandals attack menorahs in P’Slope and P’Heights BY COLIN MIXSON hill Playground in Prospect Vandals broke two public Heights the same day, and menorahs in Park Slope and moved the damaged property Prospect Heights last Mon- to a city-run facility, Hecht day night, according to a lo- said. cal rabbi who believes the Both parks’ menorahs attacks were fueled by hate were securely fastened at — anti-Semitic or otherwise. their respective locations, “This defi nitely came making it unlikely either JOLLY JAMMIN’: Blenman Steel Sounds orchestra members Vilma from a place of hate, either was damaged by high winds Smith, Elva Lewis, and Dolores Herbert played traditional Christmas of the holiday display, or the or other foul weather condi- display of Jewishness, or if tions, he said. tunes on steel pan drums at Kings County Hospital. NYC Health + Hospitals it’s teenagers that have is- It’s unclear whether the sues in general, but it’s defi - destruction was the work nitely something very con- of one candle vandal or two Seasonal songs on cerning,” said Rabbi Mendy with the same plan, Hecht Hecht of the Chabad Jewish said. Center of Prospect Heights, “We don’t know if it was which is responsible for both two different people, or the steel-pan drums menorahs. same vandals,” the rabbi The attacks on the sym- said. BY ALEXANDRA SIMON nior citizens — to dance bols of Hanukkah happened To bring awareness to Christmas music never had along and sing. The music in tandem and together de- the wanton destruction, this much rhythm! was so up-beat that it even stroyed about $1,600 worth Borough President Adams The Blenman Steel made care-givers do a bet- BROKEN CANDLE: The damaged of property, according to joined Hecht and local fam- Sounds orchestra played ter job, one said. Hecht. menorah found in Park Slope Play- ilies at Park Slope Play- steel-pan renditions of holi- “This is the best thing A park-goer discovered ground. ground on the evening of day music at Kings County they could’ve done,” said the candelabra at Park Slope Chabad Jewish Center of Prospect Heights Dec. 28 to light a different, Hospital Center on Dec. 21. Rosalind Hardy, an em- Playground off Lincoln Place undamaged menorah for Crowds of guests, staff, and ployee at the hospital. with broken branches and cut A Parks Department em- the fifth night of Hanukkah visitors surrounded the “Sometimes we have a wires last Tuesday morning, ployee found the second and denounce the vandal- lively band — composed of down day or the energy he said. trashed candlestick at Under- ism. mostly women who are se- Continued on page 14 10 COURIER LIFE, DEC. 30, 2016–JAN. 5, 2017 DT It’s not so super TJ Maxx replacing former Met Foods, workers say — dashing hopes of market CHEW ON THIS: A new TJ Maxx will open on the site of the former Smith Street Met Foods, according to workers at the site. Community News Group / Lauren Gill BY LAUREN GILL They’re all maxxed out! The site of the former Smith Street Met Foods will soon be home to an out- post of discount dud store TJ Maxx, ac- cording to several construction work- ers there — disappointing news for some locals, who were hoping a new food market would replace it instead of yet another chain clothing emporium. “I’m not happy about it, there’s a TJ Maxx not far away and I don’t think it’s what the neighborhood wants or MEMORIES: Local Annie Schoening outside needs,” said Boerum Hill resident the Met Foods, before it closed. Kate Davis, referring to the chain’s File photo by Jason Speakman outlet on Fulton Mall. “I wanted a su- permarket, I think everybody wanted moaned the street becoming “90 per- a supermarket — an affordable one as cent Manhattan” thanks to the arrival well, not a Union Market type.” of goateed men and “girls balanced in Budget-conscious Boerum Hill their Manolo Blahniks.” shoppers were bummed when a group These days, the area certainly of developers purchased the supermar- doesn’t need another clothing shop as ket at Baltic Street for $18.5 million in much as a grocery store, said one local 2014 and razed the property, leaving — although she admitted it could do them to schlep to the Boerum Hill or worse than a TJ Maxx. Brooklyn Heights Key Foods or the C “There’s so few supermarkets here, Town in the Gowanus for comparably- I don’t think we really need a TJ Maxx,” priced groceries. said Janie Greene, who has lived in the Locals’ spirits were buoyed by a re- neighborhood for 10 years and shops at port on weblog Brownstoner late last both Key Food and the high-end Court year claiming a new grocery store Street Union Market. “But I guess it’s was slated for the under-construction better that than another nail salon or replacement building — only to be Thai restaurant.” crushed once again this week by word Still, some residents are thrilled that it will actually be a department they’ll soon have a convenient place to store. score cut-rate fashion. Retail chains like TJ Maxx are in- “I’m happy about it, absolutely,” creasingly the norm on and around said Boerum Hillian Pamela Warren Smith Street, as rising rents price out “I’ll defi nitely shop there.” indie boutiques and the area’s once- TJ Maxx responded to a request for bustling bar and restaurant scene. confi rmation that it’s opening a store Of course, those businesses gentri- on the site only by saying that it “has fi ed what was a gritty, low-rent strip not announced a new store for Boerum just 20 years ago — as documented in Hill.” the popular 2007 Life in a Blender song Developer the Jackson Group did “What Happened to Smith?” which be- not return a request for comment. DT COURIER LIFE, DEC. 30, 2016–JAN. 5, 2017 11 of Southern Brooklyn where Russian YEAR IN REVIEW electors in Sheepshead Bay and Brigh- ton Beach who are fond of the pro-Is- Continued from page 3 rael businessman turned swaths of the their suit. The litigants’ ranks ini- map red for The Donald. tially included former Transporta- …And the ensuing backlash: The tion Commissioner and current wife borough’s political tensions hit fever to Sen. Chuck Schumer (D–Park Slope) pitch in the days following Trump’s Iris Weinshall, former Deputy Mayor election. First a guy socked a woman Norman Steisel, and former Brooklyn at Cobble Hill’s Bar Tabac because College dean Louise Hainline, but sev- she was criticizing Trump. Then im- eral backed off — and one died — as the migrant students in Sunset Park re- case dragged on and the lane became a ported that school staffers were tell- fi xture of the neighborhood. ing them to “pack their bags” in the wake of the election. And if that wasn’t October enough, someone spray-painted swas- RIP: Brooklyn District Attorney tikas and the words “Go Trump” on Ken Thompson died of cancer at age a jungle gym in Adam Yauch Park in 50 , just a week after notifying the pub- Brooklyn Heights. lic he was sick. Rumor had it that sev- Expressway decay: City work- eral others were hoping Gov. Cuomo ers vivisected the aging Brooklyn– LUSHMORE: Actor Bill Murray poured shots of tequila at his son’s Greenpoint bar in Septem- would anoint them as a replacement Queens Expressway to fi nd that the ber. Photo by Jason Speakman — including Public Advocate Tish three-tiered section near Brooklyn James, former prosecutor Ann Swern, Heights has just 10 years to live. The ers of the old Long Island Hospital in Grim news: And if that demise and former Commissioner on Human 70-year-old structure is already a de- Cobble Hill offi cially pulled the plug on wasn’t enough, Gowanus mecca-of- Rights Patricia Gatling — but he ul- cade beyond its lifespan, and now tax- negotiations with local residents and the-macabre the Morbid Anatomy Mu- timately left Thompson’s chosen re- payers face a $1.7-billion repair bill pols to rezone the site for more hous- seum met its grisly end. The popular placement, Chief Assistant District — the largest in Department of Trans- ing in exchange for building a school haunt for taxidermists, ghost-hunters, Attorney Eric Gonzales, in place until portation history . and some below-market housing there. and all manner of thanatophiles suc- next year’s election. Pledge of a grievance: Local veter- Instead, Fortis Property Group says it cumbed to a terminal case of no-cash- ans turned their back on Councilman will just plow ahead with a plan to build itis not long after its founder launched November Brad Lander (D–Park Slope) during high rises next to the neighborhood his- a moribund crowd-funding operation The presidential election…: Our a Veterans Day ceremony at Carroll toric district, which is equally unpopu- to raise $75,000 and return the curio reporters watched Hillary’s election- Park, because the lawmaker refused lar but doesn’t require city approval. from the brink of death. Rest in peace. night party go downhill fast, while to stand for the Pledge of Allegiance Bigly deal: Donald Trump’s son- Dems in Park Slope and Carroll Gar- during an earlier Council meeting — a December in-law and right-hand man Jared dens collectively boo-hooed over move Lander insisted was to show soli- Closing the book: The owners of Kushner bought a city-block-sized va- Trump’s upset win. When the results darity with oppressed people and not a Cobble Hill institution BookCourt an- cant Dumbo lot for $345 million, add- came in, it was clear Kings County criticism of the armed services. nounced they were closing the Court ing to his already substantial portfolio was “with her” — except for sections LICH talks fl atline: The develop- Street shop after 35 years. of property in the nabe. LOSE 20-40 POUNDS IN 40 DAYS GUARANTEED! UÊ ÊÀià UÊ Ê- Ìà UÊ Ê ÀÕ}à 39 lbs gone UÊ Ê-ÕÀ}iÀÞ in 40 days! 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It can be easy person’s hands to be taken just place calls, and driv- crashes attributed to di- to veer into the direction off of the wheel and their Reading ers often cannot pull away aling is nearly identical your eyes are focused, caus- eyes to be diverted from the Glancing at an adver- from their phones, even to the number associated ing an accident. In addition road. Reaching in the back tisement, updating a Fa- when driving. According to with talking or listening. to trying to stay focused on seat to share some French cebook status or reading the California Department the road, some drivers pre- fries with the kids is also a book are all activities of Motor Vehicles, studies Daydreaming fer the help of lane depar- distracting. that should be avoided have shown that driving Many people will admit ture warning systems. Try to eat meals before when driving. Even pour- performance is lowered to daydreaming behind getting in the car. For ing over a traffic map or and the level of distraction the wheel or looking at a Eating those who must snack consulting the digital is higher for drivers who person or object outside of Those who haven’t quite while en route, take a display of a GPS system are heavily engaged in cell the car for too long. Per- mastered walking and moment to pull over at can be distracting. DT COURIER LIFE, DEC. 30, 2016–JAN. 5, 2017 13 important to share that love this STEEL PAN time of the year — for all seasons, but mostly this time of the year.” Continued from page 10 The band played songs such as “O is extremely down that day — but Tannenbaum” and “Silent Night,” this type of music lifts us up and the Latin classic “Perfidia,” and A/D3C>B= that way when we deal with visitors even a few Broadway show tunes. <3EG3/@¸A we are more cheerful, they enjoy it Seeing the happy crowds sur- that way. 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