Deal Breakers Points Racist Into Hard Drugs (Ecstasy, Methamphetamine

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Deal Breakers Points Points Letter Percentage Racist Undesired 0 F 0% Into hard drugs (ecstasy, methamphetamine, etc.) Desired 0 D 60% Hates Jesus Extremely 0 C 70% Desired B 80% TOTAL 0 A 90% POSSIBLE 0 TOTAL 0 A+ 100% RESULT CONT. OUT OF 0 SCORE Instant Proposal Points GRADE Is Derrick Rose Abilities Appearance Beliefs Interests/ Is Donald Glover Activities Is James Dean Extremely Desired 0 0 0 0 Is Jess from Gilmore Girls Desired 0 0 0 0 Is Lenny Kravitz Undesired 0 0 0 0 Is Michael B. Jordan Is Paul Rudd 5 Is related to Bill Cosby TOTAL 0 4 OUT OF 0 RESULT CONT. 3

Undesired Points 2 Interests/Activities (Likes, Dislikes, Hobbies, etc.) “Swag” 1 “YOLO” 50 Shades of Grey 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 America (Loves) 0 Abilities Appearance Beliefs Interests/Activities Anime Attends an "institute" (Art, Culinary, Mental) Biking (For more than leisure) Camping Correcting spelling/grammar Country music Dancing/Clubbing Disney movies Does not like bananas Doesn't like sweets Drinking Drinking coffee, tea Facebook Following fake twitter celebrities Glee Going to “the desert” Going to “the river” Going to “the theatre” Going to Disneyland Golf Hardcore/Emo Rock Music Having photoshoots Hunting Large Group Activities (8+ people), frequently Line dancing Listening to non-talk radio Making mixes and trying to be a DJ Not riding roller-coasters Nutrition Pancakes, more than waffles Peanut Butter Pinterest Playing fantasy football but not real football (ever) Playing video games for more than 7 hours in a day Pronounces/Spells "Ketchup" > "Catsup" Psych Major Religiously watched the 2012 Summer Olympics Running Says "Po-tah-to" Singing, playing the guitar, piano Skiing Skulls Smoking cigarettes Smoking hookah Snowboarding Sports (Level: Obsessed. Only talks about sports.) Taking pictures of self in front of mirror Texting “lol” non ironically Unemployed (and not in school) Using 4chan Using 9gag Watching Friends Watching/playing baseball Writing Facebook statuses Beliefs “The Avengers” is one of the best movies of the summer (2012) “The Hangover” is one of the funniest movies ever “Twilight” is quality entertainment Farting and pooping is gross and girls shouldn’t do it or talk about it NASCAR is a sport Reverse Racism Vegetarian/Vegan Abilities (Talents, Inherent traits, etc.) A Cowboy Cheesy/Corny Computer Illiterate Cursing incessantly Homophobic Illiterate Lethargic Mooch Overly chivalrous (won’t let girls do anything “because they’re the man”) Saying “babe” Says things like "I hate people" or "I don't want to live on this planet…" Unable to express emotion towards others Using “ironic” incorrectly Very emotional Appearance TOTAL 0 OUT OF 0 SCORE 0

Extremely Desired Points Appearance Interests/Activities (Likes, Dislikes, Hobbies, etc.) Abilities (Talents, Inherent traits, etc.) Beliefs TOTAL 0 OUT OF 0 SCORE 0 Deal Breakers Points Instant Proposal Points Racist Is Derrick Rose Into hard drugs (ecstasy, methamphetamine, etc.) Is Donald Glover Hates Jesus Is James Dean TOTAL 0 Is Jess from Gilmore Girls Is Lenny Kravitz POSSIBLE 0 Is Michael B. Jordan RESULT CONT. Is Paul Rudd Is related to Bill Cosby TOTAL 0 OUT OF 0 RESULT CONT.

Undesired Points Interests/Activities (Likes, Dislikes, Hobbies, etc.) “Swag” “YOLO” 50 Shades of Grey America (Loves) Anime Attends an "institute" (Art, Culinary, Mental) Biking (For more than leisure) Camping Correcting spelling/grammar Country music Dancing/Clubbing Disney movies Does not like bananas Doesn't like sweets Drinking Drinking coffee, tea Facebook Following fake twitter celebrities Glee Going to “the desert” Going to “the river” Going to “the theatre” Going to Disneyland Golf Hardcore/Emo Rock Music Having photoshoots Hunting Large Group Activities (8+ people), frequently Line dancing Listening to non-talk radio Making mixes and trying to be a DJ Not riding roller-coasters Nutrition Pancakes, more than waffles Peanut Butter Pinterest Playing fantasy football but not real football (ever) Playing video games for more than 7 hours in a day Pronounces/Spells "Ketchup" > "Catsup" Psych Major Religiously watched the 2012 Summer Olympics Running Says "Po-tah-to" Singing, playing the guitar, piano Skiing Skulls Smoking cigarettes Smoking hookah Snowboarding Sports (Level: Obsessed. Only talks about sports.) Taking pictures of self in front of mirror Texting “lol” non ironically Unemployed (and not in school) Using 4chan Using 9gag Watching Friends Watching/playing baseball Writing Facebook statuses Beliefs “The Avengers” is one of the best movies of the summer (2012) “The Hangover” is one of the funniest movies ever “Twilight” is quality entertainment Farting and pooping is gross and girls shouldn’t do it or talk about it NASCAR is a sport Reverse Racism Vegetarian/Vegan Abilities (Talents, Inherent traits, etc.) A Cowboy Cheesy/Corny Computer Illiterate Cursing incessantly Homophobic Illiterate Lethargic Mooch Overly chivalrous (won’t let girls do anything “because they’re the man”) Saying “babe” Says things like "I hate people" or "I don't want to live on this planet…" Unable to express emotion towards others Using “ironic” incorrectly Very emotional Appearance Long hair (Meets/passes shoulders) Never nude Unibrow Wears beanies in summer Wears fedoras/other metro-type hats Wears jewelry (besides watch/earrings [2 max]) Wears plugs Wears TOMS Wears UGGS TOTAL 0 OUT OF 0 SCORE 0

Desired Points Interests/Activities (Likes, Dislikes, Hobbies, etc.) 0 20th Century Culture Action movies Antiquing/Thrifting Babies Baking Bananas Bargain-hunter Blogging Blues music Business Cats Children’s TV Computer Science Concerts, Shows Costume Parties Diverse genres Doesn't smoke cigarettes Dogs Drives an older, however prestigious, car Driving with the windows down Drummer Education Fantasy football, and also playing football Grapes, esp. frozen Hockey (watching) Holding hands Independent Movies, Artists Indie Rock Invests money iPhones Jazz Jesus Kids Lana Del Rey Lifting weights Lions Mac-User Only Medicine Old Movies (Pre 00s) Older people, history Opens doors Pedicures Public Transportation Reading Reading the Bible Really Old Movies (Pre 70s) Reddit Roller-coasters Saxophone Scary Movies Shopping Skateboarding Soccer Spinach Star Wars Surfing the Beach The Sims The Social Sciences Tigers Tweeting Unicorns Uses Gmail Walking Watching “SportsNation” Watching “Trash” TV (“Toddlers and Tiaras,” “Jersey Shore,” etc.) Would move from U.S. Appearance 0 5'7"+ Curly hair Green eyes Groomed/minimal facial hair Light-colored hair Muscular Normal sized Adam's apple Pierced ears (1/ear only) Smiles with teeth Tan Wears beanies (in winter only) Wears cologne Wears glasses Wears Nikes Wears pants (as opposed to basketball shorts) Beliefs 0 Against "hard" drugs (X, meth, coke, etc.) Jewish Obama should be re-elected Privilege exists Abilities (Talents, Inherent traits, etc.) 0 Art British accent Code Comfortable in silence and inactivity (wouldn’t say “I’m bored”) Foreign Language Frugal Gardening Good penmanship Greets people and says goodbye InDesign/Illustrator/Photoshop Knows how to grill food Licensed Mildly feminine Not clingy Passionate about something future-oriented Same age Sharing Sleeping late Virgin TOTAL 0 OUT OF 0 SCORE 0

Extremely Desired Points Appearance 5'10"+ Button-ups (usu. exc. Flannels) Clear, soft skin Dark-colored Hair Excellent posture Good head of hair (no receding hairline/balding) Minimal body hair No obvious odor No piercings No tattoos No TOMS Perfect teeth Short hair Snap-Back w/o Douchiness Watch Interests/Activities (Likes, Dislikes, Hobbies, etc.) Almond Butter Bill Cosby Childish Gambino Family NBC Comedy Thursdays (+ Fridays’ Community) No Slores No Social Networks Not drinking Part of Bromance (1 or 2 [max] best friend(s)) Playing basketball Playing football Small Group (<4) activities Video games Waffles (> Pancakes) Watermelon Abilities (Talents, Inherent traits, etc.) Appropriate level of manliness (not too manly) Computers Cook Creative Cursing appropriately Entertaining (not boring) Excellent memory Expressive/vocal, straightforward Funny without being too sarcastic Handy Knows life goal Knows politics; educated on multiple positions More than a year older Nerd/Dork (Enjoys "nerdy" TV shows/movies and knows trivia) Not a Slore Not afraid to make 1st move Organized, clean space Perceptive, observant Read analog clocks (≥ digital) Researching Self-sufficient Shared humor Smart (3.75 GPA+) Teaching Witty Writing Beliefs Faith with science Reverse Racism does not exist TOTAL 0 OUT OF 0 SCORE 0 Name Grade Score JJH D 64.16% EP B 83.54%