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FOOTLIGHT CLUB PRESENTATIONS KANAKADEA NOTICE WRESTLING SEASON CULMINATES The last call for Kanakadea SPONSOR DRAMATIC ASPIRANTS orders for those who wish their WITH VICTORY OVER C. C. N. Y. name put on the books will be 'Gray Overcoat" Outstanding With Hooney In Lead; Other Plays Thursday, March 13. All orders Loss of All But Two Regulars Cripples Purple and Gold For Final Considered On a Par, With "Wreckage" the Most Difficult To taken after that will be without Meet; Unexpected Victory Fires Enthusiasm of Audience; Knox Produce; Time and Effort Spsnt To Good Advantage On Stage names. Bests Antagonist In High—Light Match of Evening Set and Properties Juniors must turn in their stunt pictures not later than to- By defeating City Colleg of New day, March 11. IREV. FLAXINGTON On Thursday evening, March 6, the VARSITY DEFEAT ! York 20 to 14, the Alfred Mat-men Footlight Club presented the annual DISCUSSES YOUTH completed the season by humbling program of one-act plays known as FROSH, 29-25 IN | their opponents in spectacular fashion. the Frosh-Soph plays. Considering BENEFIT CONTEST] JUNIOR FOLLIES BIG In the person of the Rav. Ward B. The Purple and Gold's victory over the the limited time for production and Flaxington, a new speaker was intro- ; visitors' well-balanced team which ATTRACTION MAR. 17 1: s a claim to tlle the congestion in the use of the stage Two highly successful Alfred bas- duced to the Alfred student body in »' championship of at this time, it was a very creditable , New York City was one of the big- ketball teams, the Varsity and Frosh, performance. With the near approach of the Assembly last Thursday. played a post-season benefit game at t gest upsets of the year. The first play "Wreckage," was one Junior Follies on March 17, specula- In a vital and personal manner he . requiring sensitive interpretation and the local gym last Wednesday night. tion regarding the program threatens | Tue mogt exciting bout o£ the eve finished acting, an unfortunate choice The Varsity played without any of ! discussed the problem of the younger ning brought the crowd to its feet to take a corner on the market of cam- I generation and showed how the young when "Senator" Knox, after being for- for beginners and it is not surprising the seniors in the line-up. It was a people as well as ."putting their par- pus interests. One wily investigator minuteced tos takturnee dth eth edefensiv tables et o fopir n fouther that it failed to go over. However close, hard-fought game throughout, ents in a pinch" are ridding them of there was good acting by Phlabia reports in his findings a miniature shoulders of his husky opponent to the the Varsity ekeing out a 29-25 vic- a lot of evils which prevailed in the Sheehen whose part called for the musical comedy embracing the en- I mat. Cohen, of C. C. N. Y. had a four tory good old days, such as the leaning | minute time advantage, but the ro- same asperity as in the Brat, and by j - tire range of entertainment, from in- toward vanity and various outgrown , bust Saxon in his first match sudden- Anne Wliitfield whost first appearance The Varsity took the lead at the j dividual acts to colorful extravaganzas. • "here showed excellent promise for start and kept in front except once | Work is progressing toward a finished conceptions of home discipline. ly rolled his victim into a fatal cradle However, the pendulum may be and half-nelson. future work. Gail Perryman, bom- during the third quarter. At half-time production which should attract a bastic in his oaths rather than ex- large audience. ! swinging to the other extreme, for Atwood showed distinct superiority the score stood 18-11 in favor of the pressive of deep feeling, seemed to the Notice is given that a regular price according to Rev. Flaxington, "the over an opponent who equalled him in audience to strike the wrong note. Varsity. The Yearlings immediately of 75 cents will be charged for ad- speed of today i.; causing a moral strength. The bout was fast and furi- "A Girl To Order" might be put at : set out to cut down the seven point mission, instead of the differentiated j overstrain; or in the words of Dr. ous with both men off their feet at the other extreme, having the popular ' lead, and succeeded in tying the score prices advertised previous lo this Fosdick, " the chief difficulty is long ] times until Atwood clinched a victory ropes and short stakes." When j wjth a pinning hold. •appeal to begin with. In spite of this j 21.21 HoWever the Varsity took a issue. it was evident that it had been en- j greater freedom is demanded the rope j Sanchez started off aggressively and brace and forged ahead to win 29-25. thusiastically and thoroughly coached. is lengthened and stronger stakes are gave an excellent exhibition in using MacFadden and Webster were the Kling Anderson did good work as did necessary. Mr. Flaxingfon then pre- his famous double arm lock from main guns in the Varsity's offense, Arthur Gaiser, Donald Hollenbeck and j INTERNATIONAL sented several methods for strengthen- both a standing and kneeling posit- MacFadden scoring 11 points to be William Duke. Maxine Armstrong, i ing these stakes: "The most impor- tion. The bout was very scientific j high scorer of the game, while Web- tant of these is education when it the only girl, had only a small part., ] WEEK WILL BE and finally Sanchez's opponent suc- tut was attractive. ! ster garnered S. Shappee and Dickens leads us to discern the truth behind cumed to his pet hold. The high spot in the evening's per-! were the main-stays of the Frosh, the facts and to develop a philosophy. formance was undoubtedly "The Gray j Dickens totaling 10 of his team's OBSERVED HERE But this is not alone sufficient to de- Zalkind, of C. C. N. Y. had an all around advantage on the inexperi- Overcoat," in which George Mooney velop a spiritual background. For enced Vezzoli. The latter could not distinguished himself in a very con- points and Shappe 5. ; Forceiul fepeckar To Outline Sub- this the stakes of moral character are handle his man because of i.i:; huge vincing portrayal of a detective. At SUMMARY the only ones thai will hold.'' ject of World Interest In size and strength, so lost by a deci- ease on the stage, he showed himself Varsity G. F. T. Great A. U. C. A. Program Mr. Flaxington then summed up his sion. versatile in his double part. He was rf MacFadden, 5 1 11 speech by discussing living in the Felli furnished another surprise of well supported by Dante Ve/.zolli and Dimbar, rf 0 0 0 The A. U. C. A., in sponsoring the | following manner: "The ultimate the evening by going the limit with Robert Fleischer, though the latter Wenger, If 1 4 annual "International Week" program quest of everyone is more life. This Viscotsky, of C. C. N. Y., who threw was handicapped by his appearance. Webster, rf 4 will present three of the most forceful must be very carefully defined as Stelljis, famed Mechanic's mat-man, It would have required very superior Steele, c 1 2 and best known speakers in the coun- there are so many varying degrees of in less than two minutes. The clever 2 acting to counteract the ungainly Kickham, rg 1 try to the Alfred student body from life, but to live best one must bring C. C. N. Y. man met his match in wits effect of that abbreviated smoking G.ana"°'.ls 0 2 March 25-28th. It is highly probable his strongest powers to the richest with Felli who successfully blocked jacket. Van Sicklen, 0 0 that these speakers will be favored possible surrounding. This, then, will many a cunning hold, but lost by a "Evening Dress Indispensable" was with two assemblies ne.vt week and lead us to that strong stake of moral referee's decision. 29 the comedy well chosen to conclude j they will be in attendance at all of character. These spiritual victories A default gave Flint the victory the program. The working out of the! Frosh Cr. F. T. the classes in sociology and philosophy cost tremendously and it is easier to over his opponent who suffered a start the quest of them than to con- laughable situations was well done by Allen, rf 1 1 3 during that time. severe shoulder injury in rolling out tinue." Alice Thornton in her changeable Ilolden, rf 1 0 2 Mr. J. Vijayatunga, the first speaker of a hold. The bout was an evenly "But', conclude! Mr. Flaxington, part, by Stockton Bassett of known Dickens, If 5 0 10 on the program, will favor the stu- natch up reputation and by Elizabeth Rogers j Commons, c 1 0 2 dents with the following topics "those who gave their lives in the last j t with her splendid stage presence. '• Shappee, rg 1 3 5 "Gandhi—An Interpretation", "The var have continued and we can only j ' Continued on page tllree Mike Durante was good in his inter- Gaiser, Ig 1 1 3 Presents ituation in India", and "The keep faith with them if we aim I pretation, but it seemed that there Message of the Buddha." Mr. Vijaya- toward a better life." Continued on page three 10 tunga has included fifteen of the lead- Wee Playhouse Gives | Referee—McLeod ing colleges in the East in his itiner FOOTLIGHT CLUB TO Local Color Program Umpire—Orvis ary and has broadcasted the above- LENTEN SEASON IS topics over Stations WEAF and WJZ HEAR PROF. HARDER Producing a short play written by WEEK'S CHAPEL TOPIC J n New York City. Mrs. M. Rice and modelled after An important meeting of the Foot- "Spreading the News," fourteen mem- The most forceful speaker of the light Club is to be held Thursday ADDRESS ASSEMBLY bers of the Wee Playhouse enter- During the past week Chaplain Mc- three, Michael J. Hickey of New York, evening, March 13, at Theta Chi Leod offered some thoughts particu tained their fellow-members at the- A lawyer of note, Mr. Lansdowne will follow Vijayatunga and will of- starting promptly at 7:30. Professor larly relevant to the Lenten season fer present-day social and economic Charles Harder will give a talk on Community House, Wednesday eve- from Buffalo, will give the address ning. The play which was based on just ushered in. The topic for Mon- in Assembly, Thursday. His subject ! problems for discussion. Mr. Hickey "Stagecraft." A business meeting will Alfred life, had its setting in the Box day was concerned with the evils oi will probably deal with some phase | represents the League of Another follow the talk after which refresh- of Books, and dealt with many of the gossip which was likewise apropos to of the Baumes Law. I Chance and favors oppressed in the ments will be served. lit is urged this week of sorority bidding. On | present 'social order. that all members be present. town characters as they appear in daily life. Thursday "Copsecration by Discipline" Professor- Rusby To Speak China and her affairs will also be was discussed with the idea that "life ably represented in the person of Wilbur Green Seriously The skit was much appreciated, and cannot be roughed smoothly but the At Local A. U. C. A. Meeting Kenneth J. Beaton, who is now lectur in the interest it aroused, furthered real mastery of self and the world ing in many American colleges after Injured In Auto Crash the enthusiasm which has made this Prof. Paul Rusby is to be a speaker his recent visit to China. Mr. Beaton year one of the most successful which can only by the pathway of discipline." the The scripture for Wednesday was "1 at the A. U. C. A. meeting Tuesday comes highly recommended as a Wilbur Green 'sT^vas almost fatally j organization has seen, have come that they might have life night. At this time there will also speaker from the largest colleges in' injured in an automobile accident on; be a discussion of plans concerning j t East, to the full", which, Chaplain McLeod ne the Hornell-Almond road Wednesday j HonOT Society Initiates the Purple Key. This organization pointed out, results from making the night when a car driven by Donald Plans'' Backward DailCe" is to take care of visiting teams. most of the possibilities of life and Y. W. C. A. MEETINGS Gardiner, an Alfred gra'duate. now i "Eats and Smokes" will be supplied at Principal of Canisteo High School, On Tuesday, March 4, at Theta Chi through contact with the spirit of the meeting. SPONSOR LECTURES power which is God. Thursday's talk skidded across the wet pavement and ; house, the new members of Phi Sigma ON TIMELY TOPICS struck the car driven by Green. Gamma were formally initiated. The was related to the typical antagonisms Green was taken to the St. James j rites were carried out in an impres- which are operating against Jesus to- UPPERCLASS WOMEN Professor Paul Rusby addressed the Mercy hospital at Hornell, suffering sive candlelight service, members of the Y. W. C. A., Sunday, day. "Jesus is told to get out because PLAN INITIATION from lacerations about the face and j The new members who were initi- March 2, at their weekly meeting. his teachings run counter to sacred a fractured skull. At one time his' ated are: Frances Greene, Margaret His subject, which induced much tradition and practices, because they A meeting of the upperclass wo- life was dispaired of, but now hope Young, Clarissa Persing, Helen Hamil- thinking, was "How we can help solve would challenge some government men was held March 4, at which plans is held out for his recovery. The ton, Ruth Hunting and Helen Ham- some economic problems." practices; because they condemn cher- for Frosh initiation were made, the last report from the hospital stated j mond. ished race and class nationalistic pre- date of which is indefinite. Margrieta On March 16, Mrs. Sutton, who has that his condition had improved some. | he initiation service was followed judices." "Black Sheep" concluded Coit was chosen as chairman of the had many unique and interesting ex- by a business meeting concerning the topics. Many examples were initiation committee. A committee was periences, will speak. This meeting A new plan for auditing the money the all-college "Backward Dance" spon- shown which demonstrated Jesus' love | formed to inspect freshmen at this I will prove worth-while to all who at- spent for student activities in Boston sored by Phi Sigma Gamma. This of all types of men. time. I tend. University has just been adopted. dance will be held March 29. pip Page 2 FIAT LUX, TUESDAY. MARCH 11, 1930

Fiat Lux Calendar SENIORS SELECT.1 FIAT LUX Regular weekly meeting omitted due ORATOR NOMINEES to lack of space. Tuesday: A Senior meeting was held Tues- Published Weekly by Entered in the Post Campus Court meeting in Kenyon day, March 4, at which several important subjects were discussed. The Student B :.y of Office at Alfred, N. Y. Hall at 9:00 P. M. Seven nominees for commencement Alfred Univi -=ity As 2nd Class Matter Ceramic Society at 7:30 P. M. Students' Athletic Committee Meet- orator were selected and submitted to ing, Kenyon Hall, 7:00 P. M. the College Office. The name chosen Senior Class meeting at Kenyon Hall will be published in tne near future. at 7:30 P. M. Milton Burdick was made chairman FLOWERS MANAGING BOARD Wednesday: of the invitation committee for gradu- WETTLIN'S Harriette J. Mills '30, Editor-in-Chief Fiat Lux Staff meeting in the Gothic ation. HORNELL, N. Y. E. Rudolph Eller '30, Business Manager at 7:30 P. M. James W. Sadler '31, Managing Editor Lenten service in the Gothic, 7:00 Infirmary to 7:30 P. M. Florence Schubert, who is con- Horneli's Telegraph Florist EDITORIAL STAFF Junior Follies rehearsal in Alumni valescent after an appendicitis oper- Associate Editors Hall at 7:30 P. M. ation, has returned to the Brick. Interfraternity Council Meeting, 7:30 WE SOLICIT YOUR Harold W. Gullbergh '31 Marjorie M. Travis '30 William H. Murray '31 Mrs. C. Loomis Allen is recovering P. M. at Delta Sigma Phi. TRADE AND THANK Leston E. Fitch '32 Mary B. Allen '31 James P. Morris '31 from injuries sustained as a result Thursday: Reporters of a fall two weeks ago. YOU FOR SAME Newman Club meeting, Kenyon Lucile Alsworth, Clara Benson, Ben- Raymond W. Schlehr '32 Virginia D. Wallm'SI Roberta N. Leber '31 . Hall, 7:30 P. M. jamen Lipschitz and Verne Messimer HOE Claire Persing '30 Garnett G. Blackmore '31 Robert L. Flint. '32 Junior Follies rehearsal in Alumni were patients last week. ERVICE Margaret Skinner '31 Hall at 7:30 P. M. $ HOP Eudora Perry '31 Footlight Club meeting, Theta Theta Miss Lydia Conover has been ill Seneca St., Hornell, N. Y. Cartoonists Chi, 7:30 P. 51. for the past week. Emil G. Zschiegner '30 Glenn W. Kinzie '31 Orville L. Knox '32 Friday: Junir Follies rehearsal in Alumni We wonder who plays the goat- F. E. STILLMAN BUSINESS STAFF Hall at 7:30 P. M. and how he withstands the ordeal. Advertising Manag-er Circulation Manager Saturday: Dry Goods and Gifts Brick Prom. Frederick L. R. Chubb '31 Harlan P. Milks '31 Sunday: Dr. W. W. COON Holy Communion in the Gothic at BURNS SHOE STORE "Have a smoke, Art." "Join our talk, S:00 A. M. Dentist Where Snappy Shoes Ed?" Dress rehearsal Junior Follies in Are Shown First So on far into the night until even Alumni Hall at 7:30 P. M. Office 56-Y-4—House 9-F-lll $5 and $6 the dazed freshman has doubts about Monday: Ills real cognomen. Junior Follies in Alumni Hall at Remington Portable 88 Main St., Hornel* 8:00 P. M. DO YOU KNOW THAT— Typewriters Dr. A. O. SMITH Any woman who would trip and EXCHANGES Call on us for supplies for your: OPTOMETIST fall on her skirt nowadays would have Professor William H. Brown, Jr., Gas and 103 N. Main St., "Wellsville, N. T. HUMOR to be a high stepper. passed yesterday in "humiliation and prayer" hoping it would bring up the Electric Lights Phone 392 Onions are said to throy off violef scholastic rating of his engineering Guns, Razors, Practice confined to examination of 18 Day Citrus Diet—As suggested By rays ? class. The average of the class was and Radios eyes and furnishing glasses Bogle, Bogle and Bogle Co. To those who complain about their 12% per cent in a recent examination. of Bogle board bills, board can be had for 21 The following notice was posted on his R. A. ARMSTRONG & CO. cents a day—in Auburn. door: "The papers are the poorest I HARDWARE First Day Airplanes go faster than rifle bul- ever got....It would be wise not to FRESHMEN Rise at 6 A. M. Open the window lets? bother me for the rest of the week, AND EVERYBODY and throw out your chest, (also your An element, fluorine, contained in which I must pass in 'humiliation Bring your shoes for first class and trunk) Breep Deeply—Deep Breely— !INW PLIABLE^ volcanoes, helps to make teeth? We- and prayer'."—The Colgate Maroon. prompt repairs at reasonable prices, Deep Breathly. Stand on your head 've often thought a jumping tooth- NON-BULGING to the College Boot Shop, corner of and say, "Ah" three times. Eyes to Smoking three cigarettes a day dur- ache had something to do with a vol- On Ford and Sayles Streets. the right—roll. Eyes to the left.— ing training without breaking rules canic eruption. G. A. STILLMAN, Prop. roll. Go down to breakfast at 7 A &, P. may be all right for men on the hock- 'llfold\ Under reduced pressure, water can ey team but probably will not set an Diet Proper or Improper be made to boil and freeze at the example for other athletic teams at THE L. & C. COAT, SUIT AND Breakfast— same time? Boston University.—Boston University News. DRESS CO. • 1 asparagus tip. That Shappee can shoot like the 1 watermellon. Dickens, and its no Common occurence Deploring the lack of college spirit The Women's Shop of Hornell 1 soft boiled egg shell. to see him Holden his own against at Columbia University and attribut- Always showing latest styles in 1 watermelon. the best of players. He's no Gaiser ing it to the "sophistocated influence" Lunch— and Allen all we got a pretty good of the big city, a secret society, com- Coats, Dresses and Millinery 1 stewed shoe. team. posed of sophomores, juniors and at the right price 1 half watermelon. ——A seniors and called "The Black Aven- A. McHENRY & CO. 2 mouse traps. gers" has been formed to spread ter- New York Stock Exchange Jewelers for 76 years The other half watermelon. Holders of "Gillette" Razor stock ror and a respect of traditions among 102 Main St., Hornell, Ne. Y. 106 Main St. Hornell, N. Y. Dinner— have just had a close shave. the freshman. The freshmen is a sturdy and independent class and the 1 baked clamshell. Amalgamated Vacuum Cleaners is picking up. new idea of including all the college 1 watermelon, (broiled or bought) is to force them into submission. Second Day— Incorporated Boomerang is coming back again. Dates at Purdue range all the way Rise at six A. M. etc. Same as first Kennel Ration shares are going to from twent-five cents to five dollars, STAR CLOTHING HOUSE day substituting carrying the furnace the dogs. according to a student survey made HART SCHAFFNER & MARX CLOTHES to the top floor instead of throwing International Arch-Supporters is recently. The formula for the twenty- STETSON HATS out your trunk. holding up.. five cent brand is as follows: Cigar- Main at Church Hornell, N. Y. Breakfast— Allied Steam Roller is going on the ettes, two corks, and a sorority house 1 dish of mashed potatoes. .' rocks. porch, or in some cases, the stadium. 1 dropped watermelon. Internal Wagon Grease is slipping. Inter-sorority football has been COME TO 1 lamp shade. Garlic and Onion Utilities are strong established at Southern Methodist Lunch— j today. University. Go for long walk, eating watermelon National Balloon and Limited Ther- Cause for this action is found in THE COLLEGIATE as you go. mometers are going up. that there were 300 who paid admis- Dinner— Superior Egg Shell has cracked. sions for their Junior Prom, it is said, FOR THAT DINNER OR LUNCH 2 wooden golf tees. Watered Cream comes to the top. while J23 couples attended. Imagine We can furnish you with different kinds of 3 watermelons. a case like this in Alfred! HURTS AND HEARTS Carrying your furnace back to the WHEAT'S BRICK ICE CREAM cellar. One day I stoned a rabbit that by Ceramic Guild Next sixteen clays eat more water- chance I did espy, The senior members of the Ceramic • We Deliver melon stopping only for breath (and A little thing so quick and lithe, I would not pass it by. Guild are becoming inventors. Each another watermelon.) Unthinkingly, I stormed my prey with Wednesday night two members pre- It was early in the morning. He missiles large and small, pare some entirely new dish. It is My aim was true and very soon. 1 flung wide the massive portal, sweep- rather a contest to see who can pre- PECK'S CIGAR STORE saw my victim fall. pare the most unusual dish and give ing the interior with a piercing glance. BILLIARDS Ten men sprang to their places and | But with its fall the fun was gone, it a fitting name. Miss Nelson and I it left but deep regret, came to swift attention before his Harriette Mills prepared the first CIGARS, TOBACCO, CANDY and MAGAZINES ! A boy was I but still I knew that deed meal. severe scrutiny. There with sudden I'd not forget. energy, he flung off his coat, and cast I picked it up quite tenderly and felt A NATION-WfDS off his collar. He swung around, he the body throb. I heard its tiny whimpers tell of life INSTITUTION- found the waiting line. His face was I tried to rob. Have you chosen dark and his glance was keen and stern. He picked his man. He ad- Then my heart welled up with pity your life work? vanced with a firm but cautious step. and my soul had grown a thorn. My tears rolled down and washed (he IN THE field of health service the Har- He stopped two feet away. In a low vard University Dental School—the old- wounds that were to folly born. est dental school connected with any voice full of meaning, he said, "I university in the United States—offers want a shave and haircut." Now whenever I am tempted to cause thorough well-balanced courses in all others grief or pain, branches of dentistry. All modern equip- ' where savings are greatest" ment for practical work under super- There forms a mental picture and I live vision of men high in the profession. A lone pledge wanders fraternity- that day again, Write for details and admission require- 52 Main Street Opposite the Park Hornell, N. "SL minis lo Leroy M. S. Miner, Dean ward to be welcomed profusely with That clay of revelation when the truth AMERICA'S GREATEST MERCHANDIZING INSTITUTION a—"Hello, Joe, come right in. The chalked up a score. HARVARD UNIVERSITY guys are upstairs." "Well, if it isn't When I stoned a little rabbit and hurl DENTAL SCHOOL 1400 Stores in 47 States myself the more. Dept. , Longwood Ave., Boston. Mass. Bill—" "Greetings Jim, ole boy—" Bud E. Egger. EVERYTHING TO WEAK FIAT LUX, TUESDAY, MARCH 11, 1930 Page 3 INTERCLASS WRESTLING MEET JACOX GROCERY Meats, Groceries, Fruit and Vegetables OFFERS OUTLET FOR KEEN RIVALRY SPORT LIGHTS Everything for the picnic or Seniors Favored in Forecast; New Pino Knots Take Load spread By Pat Grapplers Expected to Partici- In Intramural Contest pate in Culminating Tussle of Alfred's hopes for a championship Three of the seven intramural games B. S. BASSETT Mat Season; Last appearance of were shoved into second place Friday scheduled for last week were postponed Three Varsity Men night when Buffalo beat Rochester in KUPPENHEIMER GOOD CLOTHES for various reasons, making the week- their last conference tilt, 37-30. The ly results rather slim. Tuesday the WILSON BROS. FURNISHINGS Bisons now have a record of 10 games The Inter-Class Wrestling Meet Pine Knots won over Smith Club and won and one lost as compared to Al- which will be held within a week, repeated the act in their game with WALK-OVER SHOES fred's nine and two. will display many a thrilling and hard j Kappa Psi Upsilon on Thursday thus contested battle among the zealous, I taking the lead for the week by vir- Coach McLane's grapplers closed a rival classes. It' Hambel, Varsity cap- tue of winnng two games. Wednes- successful season Saturday night by LEAHYS tain, D'Elia and Sanchez can recover day two games were fought out on downing the powerful C. C.N. Y. mat from their injuries in time, the Seniors the court, the first between the Alpha team in a close meet, by a score of Headquarters For chances for winning the conflict should Zetas and the Betas and the other 20-14. Two men won their letters, Fine Coats, Dresses and Millinery be very bright. The Seniors' strength between Theta Kappa Nu and Burdick namely, Atwood and Knox. It was will be supplemented by the services Hall. The Alpha Zetas won their Knox's first appearance on a collegi- 95 Main St., Hornell, N. Y. of Armstrong, Fenner, and Gilder. game and Theta Kappa Nu came out ate mat and he pulled a surprise when The Juniors possess an all around on top in theirs. he pinned his man in a short time. powerful aggregation which consists The game between the Varsity, of such experienced men as Bryant, minus the Seniors, and the Frosh PARK FIFTY Flint, Rothstein, Stalman, Sadler, Sopuhoniorh e Girls Load Wednesday night furnished the spec- Atwood, Kickham and Gallup. This The Park Fifty suit is an exclusive development of our tailors In Iriterclass Tourney tators with as many thrills and good r well-balanced team should prove it- basketball as the have seen this sea- at Fashion Park. It offers unusually good qualit3 of tailoring and self capable of making a strong bid The Sophomore girls won the first son. Due largely to MacFadden's ac- style at fifty dollars. Fall selection are most interesting. for high honors. round of the Interclass basketball curate shooting the upperclassmen Grantier of the Sophomore class tourney by defeating the Seniors, by were able to emerge on the long end will endeavor to lead his fellow class- i a score of 37 to 10, the Juniors 43 of a 29-25 score. GARDNER & GALLAGHER CO. INC. men, Servatius, Lockwood, Stanton. i to 19. the Freshmen 31 to 11. The With the close of the current bas- Ill Main Street Hornell, N. Y. Knox and Davidson to victory. Most i Frosh are next in line as they have ketball season statistics have been of these men have been training con- ! defeated the Seniors, by 23 to 15. compiled which show that Latronica sistently during the season and they i the Juniors by 21 to 9. The second was the individual high scorer of the STUDENTS STOP AT may produce unexpected results. round will be between the Juniors season while Fenner played the most The Freshman class will rely on Sophomores and Frosh as the Seniors number of minutes. Alfred won twelve such men of Varsity caliber as Felli, did not win a game. and lost seven games, nine of the vic- DICK'S SERVICE STATION Bentley. Phillips. Benza, and Vezzoli The captains of the four teams are: tories being conference games and two ALMOND-ALFRED ROAD to capture their share of the victory. Senior Capt, Marjorie Travis; of the defeats also being league en- FOR GAS, OIL and TIRES Goldberg should prove a valuable as- Junior Capt., Florence Dearborn; counters. The Purple amassed a total set in the heavyweight class. Although i Sophomore Capt.. Gladys Heard; of 589 points to their opponents 52S. Courteous Service the "Frosh" lack the valuable experi- Frosh Capt., Alice Thornton. ence that the upperclassmen possess, Individual Scoring For Entire Season they should make the competition WRESTLING SEASON CULMINATES very keen and lively. Continued from page one Latronica, g 19 U'.lo 4S l\) 19 666 41 35 117 Kickham was much stronger than Fenner, g VITAPHONE McGraw, f 19 631 39 23 101 A CORRECTION his rival but was outsmarted due to Steele, c 11) 614 34 27 95 The privilege of dancing while en- lack of experience. Heinstein avoid ACTS AND NOVELTIES DAILY MacFadden, f 19 65S 29 14 72 tertaining in on Saturday evenings is ed Kickham during the first ten min- Webster, f 12 206 13 3 29 granted only to the sororities, inas- utes of the bout when he found that Cutstandicg Picture Production Wenger, f IS 157 9 10 2S The Theatre much as the action came as the result he could not obtain a time advantage. Kickham, c 16 137 6 4 16 with With Synchronized of a petition of I.lie intersorority During the extra period, he managed Fabianu1, g 10 55 1 1 3 The Talking Screen council. The mention of the Brick to eke out a meager 1:11 minute time Rauber, f 5 21 1 0 9 should not have appeared in the arti- advantage over the Saxon. Gagliano, g 9 40 0 1 1 cle in last week's issue. Musical Score—Sound Effects—Dialogue Alfred's victory over C. C. N. Y. is VanSicklen, f 6 12 0 0 0 well deserved since the visitor's col- Dunbar, f 3 5 0 0 WHEN IN IIORXELL SEE THE MAJESTIC SHOW! Definitions o lege has the largest undergraduate 1 1 0 0 0 Sculptor—A man who makes faces Bush, g registration in the state. Due to in- Hill, c 1 1 0 0 0 and busts. juries to Captain Hambel, D'Elia. Detour—The roughest distance be- Grantier. Bryant, St'aimen, the team's 3S00 221 147 589 BUTTON'S GARAGE tween two points. strength was vitally sapped and little Dust—Mud with the water squeezed hope was held for the varsity be- DAY AND NIGHT SERVICE That: out. fore the meet. Did You Know Wind—Air in a hurry. The summaries: Tbere are 145 women now in the Taxi, Storage and Accessories Phone 49-F-2 115 pound class—Atwood, Alfred, state legislatures? Mistakes threw Wolf in 5:45. The North Pole is not the coldest 1. When a plumber makes a mis- ] 25 pound class—-Sanchez, Alfred, place on the globe? In fact the tem- F. H. ELLIS take he charges twice for it. threw Francisci in 5:45. perature in parts of the United States Pharmacist 2. When a lawyer makes a mistake 135 pound class---Zalkind, C. C. N. goes much lower than it possibly ALFRED NEW YORK he gets just what he wanted. He canY., defeated Vezzoli in time advantage could at the North Pole. try the case again. of S: 30. There are no swear words in the 3. When a judge makes a mistake 145 pound class—Viscotsky, C. C. N. language of the Welsh? Wonder VICTOR RADIO it becomes the law of the land. Y., defeated Felli in time advantage what a Welshman says when he cracks VICTOR RADIO WITH ELECTROLA 4. When the preacher makes a mis- of 4:28. his toe on a chair in the dark? take no one notices it. Nothing Like It You Are the Judge I 155 pound class—Mindell, C. C. N. In Nevada the number of divorces 5. But when the editor makes a mis- HEAR IT AT THE j Y., threw Rothstein in 9:55. is equal to the number of weddings? take—Good Night! 165 pound class — Knox, Alfred, According to figures there's no use Alfred Music Store getting married there. Out of one hundred University of threw Cohen in 4:45. Records and Sheet Music Ray W. Wingate ! 175 pound class—Flint, Alfred, won Few Eskimos have ever seen a snow Cincinnati students who recently took 1 a special examination composed of on a forfeit from Rubin. (Rubin suf- house? HORNELL'S LEADIN(rDEPARTM"ENT STORE questions which had no answers, half fered from a possible dislocated of them bluffed 46.58 per cent or 'shoulder after 3:45 min.) Perhaps he is right, but neverthe- more. Some bluffed their way through Unlimited class—Heistein, C. C. N. less we still defend bluffing. There is C. F. BABCOCK CO. INC. 81 percent of the examinations which i Y., defeated Kickham in an extra something to it that savors of a re- Everything For The Home and Personal Needs asked for fictitious word definitions, 1 period by 1:11. | liant, do-or-die, fighting spirit that authors of unwritten books, and in- Referee—Huleck of Rochester. j seems commendable in youth. Stu- THE TEA ROOM dentification of certain alleged pass- dents on the whole, know that bluff- ages in Shakespeare. FOOTLIGHT CLUB PRESENTATION ing is wrong, yet they often resort to A La Carte Service of Rare Excellence Boston University has just recog- Continued from page one : it because of a notion that instructors Luncheon and Dinner Parties nized high scholarship as a virtue by i might have been another and better sometimes give some credit for "at- Phone For Reservations—Hornell 1100 giving unlimited outs to those juniors ] one. At limes there was a little tempts" at answering examination and seniors o( high class standing. crowding and confusion of the cast. questions. If they are ingenious The dean feels that this will make As suggestions and not criticisms I enough in bluffing, some instructors COON'S CORNER STORE the students assume responsibility.— might Kay that the old complaint of may respect their genius enough to W<> wonder! 'poor articulation could lie renewed in give it consideration. And then bluff- ALFRED several cases, the lawyer and the A novel surgery course has been ing always produces some amusing CANDY, FRUIT, AND NUTS instituted in Boston University in maid being most conspicuous, bul ' material for faculty small talk. which the students themselves per Many lines during the evening wera Mattie Ice Cream form different parts of the operations, entirely lost. Also, a little more care the stage managers are (o l>e con: ' 'in make-up would avoid quandaries as lated upon the pleasing and various instead of watching the instructor. ; FOR A SQUARE DEAL IN JEWELRY The student council of Amherst to which were father and which son. effects accomplished by tho use of the College, in order to encourage inter- Though a less conspicious background same properties throughout the pro- SEE " est in all spoils and to give them would be much easier to play against. gram. I equal recognition, decided to abolish E. B. COVILL & SONS major and minor letters. Instead of 110 N. Main St. Phone 272 the usual difference in insignia one WELLSVILLE standardized letter will henceforth be PLUMBING THE BETTER KIND given all athletes, regardless of the "We Reset Your Diamonds In New Rings While You "Wait. tact that more importance! may be: attached to one sport than another. James Z. Davis Phone 67Y4 No Risk Of Sending Them To Manufacturer Page 4 FIAT LUX, TUESDAY, MARCH 11, 1930

CAMPUS PERSONALS Delta Sigma Phi Tramp | Kappa Psi Upsilon Gives LUNCHES SANDWICHES

OMISSIONS Party Feature of Season Mid-Year Apache Party in this column are clue to late copy. The merry hoboes at the Delta Sig Imagine tough hombres from the THE UNIVERSITY DINER Faculty [Tramp Carnival Saturday night, March dives of Southern Europe and you 'Tiny'' Lanphere, Prop. Miss Ruth Rogers entertained a 8, were led by the syncopation of have characters such as were found group of faculty women at bridge on Ted Zaph's orchestra. at Kappa Psi Upsilon Apache party. COURTESY SERVICE Saturday night. During intermission Frisco Pete, Fellows attired in colored shirts and Erie Eddie and Laekawanna Larry sashes presented a vivid contrast to Pi Alpha Pi tended the bar upstairs. girls dressed in bright, many colored Marguerite and Janet seemed quite This event brought back many dresses. Gangsters and their girls HOTEL SHERWOOD busy this week-end. alumni. The chaperones were Coach danced to the strains of George Prof's. Ildra Harris and Eva Ford and Mrs. Heers, Chaplain and Mrs.Mooney's Blue Moon Orchestra Parties and Banquets a Specialty to Fraternities and Sororities were dinner guests on Thursday. McLeod, Coach McLane and Miss Punch, cakes and sandwiches were Ballroom In Connection With Hotel Starr. served during intermission. The house was effectively decorated in black and Theta Theta Chi yellow. Ruth Potter and Virginia journeyed cile can be removed to her home. home for the week-end. Florence Schubert is now in the in- Faculty guest were: Dr. and Mrs. HORNELL. N. Y. Harriette was on n business trip firmary, and will soon be back at the Campbell, Prof, and Mrs. Wingate, to Cobleskill, N. Y., last week-end. Brick. Prof. Bond and Miss Tupper. Other Nice party Delta Sig and Kappa The girls are being kept busy this guests were the pledges and Sher- Psi. week decorating for the Brick Prom. man Rudder. TUTTLE & ROCKWELL CO. Burdick Hall Delta Sigma Phi ADD TO YOUR SIMILES— On Saturday night the hall certain- The boys were happy to receive in- "Hornell's Largest'and Best Dep't Store' ly looked different due to the many j formation that Wilbur Green is well As out of luck as a cat in a dog fellows going to the different parties. on the road to recovery. pound. There was a large bunch of fellows Among the alumni who returned for As adequate as one flask at any con- who left to spend the week-end at the Hard Lines party were Ken vention. Gents Suits Cleaned, Pressed, Repaired and Altered home. Nichols, Dick Claire, Gus Larson and As low as a duck's instep. Brons Martin. Kappa Eta Phi As unusual as the man who goes to W. T. BROWN, Tailor Lynn, Spencer, Jaquiss, McGraw and Several of our fold migrated to New Canada for the scenery. Church Street Fabianic went with the Senior Cer- York City for the week-end leaving As fair as a campus court trial. amic students to inspect the ceramic the rest of us home-sick. As humble as a Freshman. plants of Corning. Kappa. Eta Phi wishes to congratu- As influential as a drop of water in late the retiring Captain McGraw and the Sahara Desert. PLAZA RESTAURANT wishes Steele a successful season. Bill Brown says: If a steamer is moored to a landing As useful as a life-preserver in a Good food means a great deal to you, more pleasure during is the ocean tide? tornado. Sigma Chi Nu the meal and better digestion afterwards. Dorothy Hawley '2!), and Ruth Wied If a porter won't answer a bell,; As thrilling as an hour-class dem- "When in Hornell you may expect to receive from Andy the man were guesls of the house lasi would the bell hop? onstration. same service and hospitality that you received in Alfred. weekend. The girls enjoyed the best, of good times at Delia Sig and Kappa Psi, Saturday night. There are absent minded people— besides Professors— Clare mistook the kitchen floor for her socks and dyed it red. ..on the track it's SPEED/

Theta Kappa Nu Dansville claimed her favorite son 4r in the person of "Chuck" Gilder, thin week-end. Bottum journeyed to Bolivar on Fri- day. His guide was Sackett?? P. J .W. is the proud owner of a new night cap. We offer him congratulations. Here's hoping for a speedy recovery, "Mess," Sweed, Sweed Sprig has, come—and went.

Kappa Psi Upsilon Congratulations, Pine Knots. Word has been received of the ar- rival of a baby girl into the family of Brother "Herby" Arnold. "Herby" is vice-principal at Painted Post. The "Unholy Four" visited Pledge Brother Koby in Naples. "Chick" spent the week-end in Wellsville. "Butch" and Johnny travelled to Corning with the Engineers on Thurs- day. Roscoe and "Butch" travelled to Painted Post on business. Reed offers to teach anyone the art of making sandwiches. No fill- ings barred—even pineapple.

Klan Alpine It is with the greatest pleasm-e that we announce the formal initiation of Kling Anderson, Eugene Crandal, Don- ald Dickens, Francis Duffy, George ...in a cigarett and William Duke, Raymond Frahme. Arthur Gaiser, Donald Kemery, Rob ert Razey, Leon Roe, Louis Schiffner and Harold Shappee. "A BIRD IN THE HAND is worth two in the Ralph Austin '14, managed to sub bush." Good taste—what smoker would trade it stitute a little pleasure for business away for any number of cigarette claims? last Wednesday by calling at the house to talk over a bit of "the good old Nc Chesterfield smoker would. For its miid times." fragrance, its deeply satisfying character—in Sam Coe '2S, surprised the boys by short, its taste-—has always been the one thing a 2:30 A. M. visit last Wednesday. smokers wanted: Warren Rockerfeller '29, spent a few days at the house in the pursuit of 'TASTE above everything " MILD ... and yet the best interests of his calling. THEY SATISFY Daniel Gridley '29, dropped in un expectedly last Tuesday evening. Sproul and Clement for obvious reasons decided to spend the week-end at their homes. Hill and Splitt once more motored back to answer the call of the Kodak City.