CORD THE WEEKLYWilfrid Laurier University Volume 29, Number 7 Thursday Oct 6,1988 Football Hawks' equipment stolen By Sarita Diaram

Last Friday, a theft was discovered from the football storage room in the basepient of Willison Hall. Not only did members of the Laurier Golden Hawks football team lose the shirts off their backs, but many others lost their helmets and pads as well. It appears that persons unknown gained access to the football room and made off with 36 game shirts, 4 helmets, a pair of shoulder pads, practice pants and a pair of cleats. There were also some per- sonal items of team members taken. According to the security report, a very valuable stereo, which was in plain view, was missed by the trespassers. The value of the stolen equipment is approximately $2500. The theft was discovered early Friday moming by an upset Wayne Mills, WLU's Equipment Manager. He walked in to find equipment strewn around the room and a window open. There were no signs of forced entry, according to WLU Head of Security John Baal. The possibility that the thieves were in possession of a key has not been discounted. WLU Athletic Director and Head Football Coach Rich New- brough says he believes the incident to be a prank. It was "not one of our students", said Newbrough, "they would have returned (the stolen equipment) by now". In November, 1980 a similar theft occurred. It was established at the time that WLU students were responsible and some of the equipment was recovered. Newbrough says the theft will be "disruptive. We will be in gold sweaters for five weeks". The players are also in greater danger of in- jury because they must swap helmets and other equipment. "I intend to pursue the matter with Mr. (James) Wilgar, (WLU Associate VP: Student Affairs and Personnel), I think there should be a reward of- fered for the arrest of the thieves", said Newbrough. According to WLU security, none of the stolen materials have been recovered. A source, however, has reported seeing a student at a party with an away football shirt". The replacement cost of the equipment will be covered by the University's insurance. By-law changes By Bryan C. Leblanc liams, who as chair of Constitu- Changes to WLUSU by-law tion and Operations Development 11, which governs the composi- Committee has steered this tion of the Board of Directors, are proposal through the Board of being put to a vote at the General Directors, concurs with Bird. "I Meeting to be held on October have never voted for or against an most much C. 13. issue based upon my faculty," Who dat who go there? Pictured is a curious angle of the renowned Frank Peters Build- ing. brimming thought provoking architecture, it is refreshing The proposed changes would said Williams. He did say, how- On a campus which is with innovative and stumble another architectural marvel. I'll bet the fellow who designed the place didn't dispense with the current faculty- ever, that there "are philosophical to upon yet even know was creating world's largest gargoyle. Cord photo by Jonah based method of electing direc- differences between Arts and he the J. Jameson tors in favour of an at-large sys- Business students." tem. Bird is concerned that "dif- WLUSU President Karen ferent faculties bring different Bird had "some initial concerns, perspectives to debates upon York pubs shut down but they were outweighed by the given issues." The loss of the cur- positive aspects of the plan." Ac- rent system would allow all 13 By Jonathan Stover and Excalibur Staff problem at York, such draconian measures as a cording to Bird, there were very directors to be from the same fac- York University students found their student shutdown of campus pubs on the most popular stu- few issues, if any at all, which ulty or department. This loss of pub options greatly diminished last Thursday night dent drinking day were not the answer. one voted upon strictly as "Arts an assured voice for all faculties (September 29), as the university administration York University is located in a rough section of and Science" directors or "Busi- worries Bird, but "you have to as- shut down five student bars in retaliation for rowdy Toronto. As well, 40,000 people attend the univer- ness and Economic" directors. sume that we will have well- behavior on the Thursday previous. sity in some capacity. These two factors make Business Director Scott Wil- continued on 3 p. That Thursday several thousand dollars worth fighting vandalism difficult at best, a fact of which of damage had been done to the Keele Street university employees and students alike are aware. campus after the bars closed. "The problem is one of the whole university," Please forgive us... About 100 pub-less students were unhappy said York University Excalibur editor Adam Kar- enough about the incident to stage a demonstration dash. He noted that the problems involved in polic- Mea culpa, mea culpa... Somewhere along the line be- across the campus on September 29. The ing York are well-known to university staff and stu- An apology here for last tween interview and final copy, I demonstration, which involved a march across dents, and that the reaction to the pub closings may week's WLUSU deficit story. All ended up flipping the names. campus to the provost's office, ended peacefully as spark more action on the matter. the facts and quotations it were Must be incipient Alzheimer's in the provost fielded questions from the protesters in "We've been getting a lot of press from this," correct except for disease. one somewhat the university senate chambers. said Kardash. "Everybody knows." less-than-minor point — the inter- My apologies to WLUSU and Last week's closing is a one-day-only affair, ac- Where the vandals are coming from is a ques- view in question was held with to all the readers of the Cord for cording to the university. However, York adminis- tion many at York would like to answer. It is Chris Gain, this year's vice- the error. It was an honest mis- pos- tration did not rule out further closings if students sible that the vandalism of September 22 was most- president of finance, not with last take, if a rather stupid one. didn't behave themselves in the future. ly the result of a systematic effort by a small gang year's VP, Donald Blain, as the Great way to start off, eh? Student spokesman and demonstration of students or non-university al- story read. persons. "There's organizer Paul Downes saw the administration's ways a unnecessary going on," I'm not sure how I managed Jonathan Stover lot of bullshit said decision as a mistake which punished the innocent Kardash, to steady at - the vandalism this screw-up knew was Associate News Editor, referring York I I in- majority for the actions of a guilty few. The con- terviewing Chris the The Cord which has contributed to more than $1,000,000 in Gain at time. Weekly. cerned student also said that, while vandalism was a continued on p. 3 The Cord Weekly 2 Thursday, October 6,1988 ill 11 iji tIV hlii I S fVI toil I yOU llil 1111 X Hi p 'j pi 111 * 111 jgj ?",; ®§li:r" % % mm « '4s mm ? • mm- ,mmmm<>,. mm ■,} mm mmi: 1-, y, , > Ssf:! pill WEEKLY pS* 4 '*&'■£&{'i£>& I §; Ifll #« .>' | Pif pa tiff ? THE CORD / HI 18 11,. , l" m Kjf fill lii pill Jill i|ii ' I illl I-! 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By Jonathan Stover politics as practiced within in- cent (of the students) don't care." "prejudice no different than ern provinces. - of stitutes of higher learning. His He also said that all current stu- racism or sexism," while the law No more acceptance party would try to address these dent governments are "innately refugees, and a new system to against marijuana in Canada is A brand-new party has enter- concerns. artificial select Canada's popula- corrupt because they get all their "so far away from being rea- ed the federal political arena. The tion, including legislation to deal objective is power from the Boards of Gover- sonable it is psychotic." Both Student Party, having completed "Our main to with immigration, abortion and its application to register in the euthanasia. next election, is poised on the - Decreased pollution and im- national by brink of official involvement in proved defense threatening to explode the upcoming election. all of Can- There is a catch, though: for ada's toxic and radioactive waste dumps to the registration process to be should anyone dare mess with us. completed, 50 officially- - Complete neutrality nominated Student Party candi- towards other countries, with no foreign dates must run in this election. In an effort to find candidates aid and no economic sanctions. - Migration outer amongst the party's logical con- into space, stituency, Student Party Leader the creation of a world govern- global Blair Longley has appealed ment, and free trade.

- directly to university students to Legalized public nudity, apply for candidacy under his prostitution and drug use. party's auspices. - One universal tax rate and Longley, the person behind the elimination of hard currency favor of the Student Party's creation, is a in credit cards. native and lifetime resident of The Student Party's ultimate British Columbia. Born in 1950, goal is to elect enough Student Longley has spent much of his Party candidates to form a adult life on university campuses, government. Even party literature and is currently enrolled as a fifth admits that that goal is "almost year unclassified student of politi- certain not to happen," but that, cal science at the University of getting 50 candidates nominated British Columbia. so as to get the party officially He already has a Bachelor of registered is an attainable objec-. Studies from Simon tive General Those wishing to be endorsed University, has published Fraser and nominated as Student Party two books, has never paid taxes, candidates will be able to pick fathered approximately and has their own electoral district, unless being a sperm 100 children by another Student Party candidate previous poliu- problems would donor. He has had speak for students who can't nors." be eliminated has already claimed that riding. cal experience as a member of speak." Stating should the Student Party ever that he came The Student Party has a plat- as- Candidates do not actually have both the Rhinoceros and Green "from a more to power. much radical per- form which makes it unique cend to be members of the Student parties, and ran as a "Green spective" than today's students, amongst both major and not-so- Other policies may be added Party, registered students or even Rhino" candidate during the 1984 Longley added that "If students major parties running in this elec- to the party platform depending residents of their chosen riding • general election. Longley prides are not radical, they're nothing." tion. This party has, at least for on the outcome of this election. Anyone interested in becom- himself on being the only federal The party leader has harsh this election, only two set They will probably be drawn ing a member of the Student politician to have done most of words for the student govern- policies: the elimination of the from a list of "protopolicies" al- Party, or in running in the elec- his campaigning in the nude. ments which currently operate age restriction on voting and the ready drawn up. tion as a Student Party candidate Having been part of university within universities. "They do legalization of marijuana. What plans lie amidst these may contact Longley at #706 life for nearly 20 years, Longley more damage by pretending to Party literature refers to the protopolicies? How about: 2725 Melfa Road, Vancouver, has strong opinions on student represent students when 95 per- age restriction on voters as a - The creation of more north- BC, V6T IN4 (604-228-9824). York University has pubs shut down last Thursday continued from p. 1 their distance from the trouble The administration's move could lose $80 in tips plus the bars themselves also suffered. area, Crandles said. damages to the campus in the may also have unfairly penalized wages for the night," student offi- Patty Gosse, manager of the Cock Hasselfeldt took exception to last five years. innocent pub workers. "Staff cial Tammy Hasselfeldt said. The 'n' Bull, said she expected to lose fair to $4,000 on the night. that view. "It's not really leave Osgoode and the Grad York officials were un- repentant. "It's a judgment call," Lounge open; there was said Housing and Food Director vandalism in Central Square and Norm Crandles of the decision to Curtis Lecture Halls too," she ex- shut down the university pubs. plained. "We're sending out a strong mes- Regardless of the causes and sage." the problems involved in solving Not all York students had this them, York's vandalism problem message forced upon them, how- remains. Crandles suggested that ever, as the university allowed a final solution may be found to both a graduate students' lounge pub night problems should inci- and a pub at Osgoode Law dents continue. School to remain open on Sep- "There is more than one voice tember 29. These remained in op- calling for a dry campus," the eration due to their discretion and director said. WLUSU by-law changes continued from p. 1 school is very much a community and I don't feel we should divide rounded people who are com- it up in terms of representation." petent." Williams, however, expresses The divisions between concern at the lack of publicity faculties create artificial represen- about the question. An opei tation, says Bird. She pointed out forum is planned, but accordin] that last year, Arts directors had to WLUSU VP: Marketinj to run in an election, while the Heather Francis, "the short Business directors were ac- staffed situation of the Marketm; claimed. "We don't know If It Department has prevented m will cause or decrease acclama- from doing any long-term o tions," said Bird, "but this is not a short-term planning." An in Walt comes to campus: Waterloo MP Walter MacLean campaigns on campus last Monday. school that is divided by faculty formation sheet about the issue i Cord photo by Vicki Williams on student-related issues. Our forthcoming. The Cord Weekly 4 Thursday, October 6,1988 Wood bison escape The next newswriters meeting will be on Wed- extinction nesday, October 12 at 1:00 in the Cord Offices. By lan C. Morton The Buffalo Protection Act already-endangered bison popula- Please come out and see what's up!! was passed in 1877, followed by tion. By 1940, it was feared that At a time when environmental legislation protecting the remain- hybridization and disease had looms, catastrophe it is comfort- ing bison in 1893. However, en- caused the extinction of the ing to see that, through effort and forcement lagged until the RCMP Wood Bison. The discovery of an conservation, the recovery of an appointed a number of "Buffalo isolated remnant herd of some Birds ofa feather endangered species is possible. Rangers" in 1911. The Buffalo 200 animals in the Nyarling River One of the earliest Hudson National Park was established in area of Wood Buffalo National flock to Casey's Bay Company explorers, Samuel 1922. Straddling Alberta and the Park in 1957 provided a last-ditch m Hearne, was the first European to North-West Territories, the park opportunity to save the animal. provide a record of the Wood was meant as a refuge from ex- Many elements have Bison, subsequent to his journey tinction for the Wood Bison. contrib- to the ensuing through the North-West Terri- uted recovery ef- In 1963, tories in 1772. Regarded as a From 1925 to 1928, nearly fort. 18 Wood Bison 7,000 were transplanted the separate subspecies from the Plains Bisons were intro- from Nyarl- ing to Plains Bison, the Wood Bison duced to Wood Buffalo National River population the Mack- ranged largely within the Mack- Park. Unfortunately, this measure enzie Bison Sanctuary in the North-West to enzie River Basin. In 1800Wood led to the hybridization of 1,500 Territories estab- 2,000 lish a wild herd. 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a > v Career Services are available at the begining of each month. Foreign Service to career-related topic of interest to J J Oct. - - PMC - -Fri., 7- 10:00 11:30am n L J• I ° WLU students Drop by and pickI up your copies! , — o Quaker oats o fhe SCA's are chosen for their outqoina.

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interpreter, - - pmc entertainers, x -Wed, Nov. 500-700pm ￿ franchise managers and many Fox details of th«s< positions There may be additional employer information sessions ￿ Planning 1 so ittillllllg Ullon a >.».> .... scheduled do . 1 by organizations keep in touch with 112 manyffiort - S« the paxt-timx job bicukxs ■￿.Career. ServicesL 112 Parpor In * * 111 lC^Cning. Employers start posting summer in Caxeex Sexvices." *r* jobs as as early October and , _ Attend Teacher Education Seminars continue until March. The v v v v v v\Vv v v following companies have R tSp&'fprji What?

* already posted positions with A J3 rprpQl Hear rePresentativ « of faculties of education at Ontario deadlines for applications in O fJIrll» 1 r3Ml universities. I {JJ jclT * October - ll^M Gl obtain detailed descriptions of their teacher training programs. I and * November: >3 HIM/Iff/7 KjKsM.±J±NCI? Cji . _ If Learn about admission requirements . ui and placement retro-o Canada,0 Bell Canada, Jj statistics. I QTTTTIirTVTT'CUUHjItI & X N Kl National &J- J. , Research Council of q \ r4 When? I Department Monday, October Canada, Of , W (fig) Sll 17 Brock A H|n| I m National Defence. For details I*J Wednesday, October 12, 1988 l fjl Of these and many Other Q Paul Martin Centre Gi Windsor J I summer jobs, consult the . W 3 Wednesday October 19 Nipissing summer job binder in Career O see you therei VjL 12:30 to 2:30 p.m. Ottawa II Services. W llftf C?f ArtsßldglEl Toronto HH IJj SPEAKERS INCLUDE: gj Weslem j I j "Mf•I•nl* v•, Honeywell Mull |»A I»»y0h«l08y, HIT) : U cX II rtf" erlerd, Pereonnel An*ly»t, NCR 11 (BA Frenoh & Nolt: Appllotlon yt\ Canada Polltloel Solenoe, 1988) Gl| forms for te»cher tducatlon programi will bt bl« In C*rwr S«rvice» In Uti Th' »pp!icition IQ Fred Taylor, Media Co-ordlnator, Weaver, Tanner & Miller Advertlelno (BA Soclolooy, 1987) INI CJI dtadlint for hJI 1989 idmUjion is Dfctmbtr 16, J9BB. The Cord Weekly 9 Thursday, October 6,1988

SexualAssault...

By E.A. Sajnovic

One woman's story: Fc|r four years Maria held her secret close to her and never let anyone knbw what was really happening inside her. No one knew about the At the age of fifteen, Maria (a pseudonym) was a young woman who attack—not her parents, brother, friends or extended family. Maria had everything. She had a loving family, lots of friends and was bU|nc4.-licrself for provoking the attack and for not doing anything doing very well in high school. Things were as good as they .* ||ut be£ause Jonathan was a friend she was in a difficult posi- get for a healthy and happy teenager. Then one day, her world fell apart. iflllll about the attack until four years later when After a co-ed volleyball game in the gym after classes, Mjia at Laurier—the only reason that it to help take down equipment with one of her that shexwas. having difficulty dealing with the pseudonym). After putting all the stuff away, Maila of uj|yfflbky and her feelings of insecurity women's change room to shower and change before catching !^^pl|^^t3aten|s| Lwere, rc-sur|mpjg; \ j home. As she was drying off after her showed, the lights Siti^'the Maria has to' Jonathan numerous went off. Someone grabbed her and forced her to the and fcvfcn attended his party recently. Nothing was floor. As Maria struggled against her attacker, S|ic thing terrible was happening to her. Maria, after what seemed topHp?; after the attack, but because forever, finally kicked her attacker off her and rah screaming (Am/iicV <%ie vet/ situation, she did not con- change rooms. •' • \ ' ? •V< tinue started seeing two years ago and Maria hid and waited for the attacker to leave through the only door has cpme the her fault and that she that was still unlocked. As she waited, she wondered if Jonathan was is not\to thing that J|j§l|#%arned, which is most irn- still there to help her. As she watched, she realizes that her attheker porta|S| is that«|e mustllearn from further attack and was coming out of the change rooms—her attacker was Jonathan.X safety.

/V Today's society, in which humiliated a \riminal '"lf do it ypljchologistsifliiis have studied the crime is a common occurance„ the\victims havfegone thtough behind rape and sexual as- sexual assault of both sexes is virtue "gqgs onjtriai". e prosecutionyTwouldn't even Susan Beaumeiller and becoming one of the most feared brutally frapecl by k j»trangc>. have sau\one twenty Griffin argue that the mo- crimes pfipn of our generation. woman may be com|pU€s to year old womah, who suf- of rape primarily involve dergo a IdegilWtafHSn cercgffillpr fered through months\ of leglsd J i'TOale violence and male bonding. U! Because the media play a and demeaning a proceedings and publicity only to\< iml the US, gang rapes and rapes- major role in our male-d m in a 1 - see her rapist found innocent assaults planned be-" society—whether print, television Roles). cause she vvasjJuaM?'!) prove have little or noth- or radio—it affects people's per- that .•>he-did hoi consent textile act. ing tbsdo seduction or ceptions of sexual assault. Anothef^ason that matiy"* extensive body raises temptation by a vic- different and a on images are quite torn women do nojUfepotfrapes and wound her forehead thaw tim or pike of the attack the social realities of rapgf;and —whether by a took six stitches to close, the Soickecjt in advance. Rapists afO sexual assault. Many «§||tranger or someone that she defense attorney argued the engaging in an act of violence tions exist concerning this crime knows —is because sexual assault "vigorous love play" did not and male solidarity at the expense and to believe necessarily societyjends these is difficult to prove. The woman indicate nonconsent of a woman. Here, the idea of ideas because sometimes the truth and, fact, could must undergo medical tests to in even indicate ownership by enemy males is is too difficult to deal with. prove that she has been assaulted enthusiastic approval and pas- transformed into the idea that all and then must prove to the court sionate involvement in the act..." unprotected women are fair The first, and perhaps most that it was not a pleasurable expe- (Gender Roles). game. Even those who rape alone common misconception is that rience, but an unsolicited and un- see themselves as one of the raped by complete women are provoked attack. Many psychiatrists and boys. The motives for rape, then, strangers; but as Maria's case derive from males' identification shows, this is not always true. with other males, whether or not According to Gender Roles: they are present at the time; an Doing What Comes Naturally, identification that turns women "The majority of rapists are the into objects of sexual con- kinds of men that women from all quest(Sex Roles). social classes and communities are likely to know: a friend, ac- quaintance, relative, co-worker, Men's need to show their masculinity coincides employer, date, lover, former- with the act of aggressiveness, lover, husband—quite normal sexual even violent assault qualities people." as of su- per masculinity: strength, power, independence, forcefulness, dom- Because of this, many women ination and toughness. To con- are too embarrassed to report quer, to be successful, to win, to rapes, therefore, a woman raped induce respect through force—all by a complete stranger is much of these attribute s are commonly more likely to report the rape. associated with masculinity in our "To be raped by a stranger may culture (and also in many other possibly make one a martyr; to be societies). Because some men raped by a friend, business col- feel powerless or inadequate in league, blind date or yourhus- other aspects of their lives, per- fishing buddy FEATURE band's clearly haps the conquest of makes a complaining woman an women—although be it by sexual object of suspicion. The female assault or rape—may be an in- must convince legal officials that strument for the achievement and she coerced, seduced; was not maintenance of a man's sense of that it was a degrading, not a joy- masculinity, status and self- ful experience. If the woman esteem(Gender Roles). chooses not to risk serious injury by resisting-—or is paralyzed by This fear or shock—she becomes even may better explain why the attacker further suspect and often blames the victim. This provides the man re- The Cord Weekly 10Thursday, October 6,1988 Aagainst crime

enforcement of the self-serving belief that the woman's provoca- tion puts the man temporarily 'out of control', so as to shift re- sponsibility for the rape to the fe- male. Secondly, society has a two edged sword when it comes to feminine beauty—women are rewarded for looking sexually at- tractive, but if they are raped they are immediately held responsible(Gender Roles).

No woman is responsible for an assault. No matter what any- one may think, when a woman says NO, she means NO. Sexual assault is a crime in which both men and women can be the vic- tim or the attacker—although the majority of attacks reported in- volve women as the victim.

Excerpts from Pamphlets

For as long as you can re- referred to as 'he'. Sexual Assault is, by defini- 5) "...BUT, He did not look like member you have probably been Sexual Assault prevention is a tion, an act committed against the an attacker..." led to believe that sexual assault state of mind. It is a daily ex- will of the victim. It is not seduc- In spite of what you may have > ;"We go through life assuming is deadly and brutal. You have ercise that says,"I refuse to be a tion.There is no tenderness sex- been taught, you cannot recog- we are secure. All of a sudden, in learned to fear it, fear reporting it victim." ual assault, for nize the offender by looking at something happens that makes no concern the and fear the judicial system. feelings of the him. He has no "look". He can be us aware we are totally vul- victim. The important to note Common Misconceptions a repairman, deliveryman, nerable." It is that the of thought that a women could enjoy sales- offender can be male or female, Sexual Assault: being exposed to the threat of in- man, a date, a casual ac- but for the purpose of the follow- 1) All women want to be sexual- jury or death, that she could enjoy quaintance, someone related to ing information, they will be ly assaulted... the humiliation and fear that ac- -you, a fellow student, an companies sexual assault, is employer or the man next door. preposterous. IN FACT, HE CAN BE ANY- ONE. ,

2) No woman can be sexually assaulted against her wi11... Because of a lack of under- Sexual Assault (previously standing of how and why this act referred to as rape) is not some- occurs, many believe that a thing we like to think about. normal healthy woman simply cannot be sexually assaulted. Often the most ardent believers of this myth are women themselves, and their judgmental attitudes Since you cannot recognize him, it is important continue to victimize every that you learn to woman who is sexually assaulted. recognize potentially dangerous situations and know how to protect yourself. 3) She was asking for it... The popular belief that One women, because of their be- in four Canadian women is haviour or dress, somehow cause sexually assaulted. Most women a man to commit sexual assault, live with the fear of being disguises who is actually sexually assaulted. People don't responsible for this act. The bur- like to talk about it but as a den of blame is wrongfully community, we should all be shifted from the offender to his concerned. No one should have victim. to live in fear.

4) If you are going to be sexual- What is Sexual Assault? ly assaulted, you may as well Sexual assault is any un- relax and enjoy it... wanted act of a sexual nature im- This attitude suggests that if a posed by one person upon anoth- woman is attacked and attempts er. to defend herself, she can never Sexual assault of any kind is a succeed; that all women are weak crime, even in a marriage or a and defenseless. Scores of dating relationship. women have successfully warded Statistics show that nearly all off their attackers. Women need sexual assaults are committed by to understand and believe they men against women or girls. A can indeed do something about very small percentage of sexual sexual assault. assault victims are men. The Cord Weekly 11 Thursday, October 6,1988 both Sexesthe

Is there a difference between But these sexual assaults are the right to say no—and that no Sexual Assault and Rape? no less a crime than those com- means no—whatever the situa- Rape is unwanted sexual in- mitted by strangers. tion. No one has the right to pres- tercourse. Men who commit sexual as- sure or force any unwanted act of Under the law, sexual assault sault are from every back- a sexual nature on another person. is any unwanted act of a sexual ground—rich and poor; of every TAKE THE TIME TO nature, including rape and any racial and ethnic group; and are in REPORT ANY SITUATION other unwanted fondling or every kind of job and profession. THAT AROUSES YOUR touching. Men who commit sexual as- SUSPICIONS TO THE POLICE sault can be the husbands, part- AND BE WILLING JO ners, relatives, boyfriends, TESTIFY. Where does it happen? employers, co-workers, doctors, You may know a woman who Most people believe that sex- teachers or lawyers of the women has been sexually assaulted. ual assault happens in they assault. Listen to her. Let her know that it "dangerous" places such as dark was not her fault and that she is alleys or parking lots. But more not alone. Find out what help is than half of all sexual assaults Who is responsible for Sexual available in your community and take place in private homes. Assault? tell her. People who commit sexual as- saults are responsible for these Who is Sexually Assaulted? crimes, not the victims. can I do if All kinds of women are What I've been What a woman wears, where Sexually Assaulted? sexually assaulted —women from she goes, what she drinks or who All women suffer pain and every walk of life. They can be of talks to does not mean she is she trauma from a sexual assault, every racial and ethnic back- inviting sexual assault or giving even many years later. They may ground; rich or poor; up her right to no. These myths show this in different ways, or homemakers or women who work blame the victim for the crime, not show it at all. It helps to talk outside the home. not the offender. about it Women of all ages and physi- Any woman of any age in al- You might choose to tell cal types are sexually assaulted, most any situation can be sexual- someone you trust, such as a including elderly and disabled ly attacked. If a woman is sexual- close friend or relative, or con- women. ly assaulted it is not her fault. tact: It doesn't happen to any *a rape crisis centre or sexual as- certain "type" of women. Any sault centre woman can be sexually assaulted. What can I do? *a women's counselling service Recognize that our society has *a hospital sexual assault care co- a responsibility to stop all forms ordinator Why does Sexual Assault hap- of sexual assault. Sexual assault *a teacher or guidance counselor pen? is a crime. *a health worker or you doctor. A sexual assault happens An important first step is to In order for a criminal investi- when a man thinks that his feel- learn more about sexual assault gation to lake place, you must tell How we ing and desires are more impor- and why it happens. Many of the the police that you have been tant than the woman's feelings things we have heard about sexu- sexually assaulted. A medical ex- and desires. This attitude reflects al assault are not true. We need to amination may be necessary—if back! the fact that women have not yet think about our attitudes and so, it should be done as soon as fight achieved real equality in our challenge the myths. We must possible after the assault. society. place responsibility for the crimes Sometimes the people you By committing a sexual as- on the offenders and stop blaming turn to will not understand. There TAKE BACK THE NIGHT sault, the man imposes his wishes victims. Talk to others about sexu- are others who do. By Melissa Brandsma on the woman by pressure, force al assault. You can help men and Remember—you are not or other means. His "right" to get women learn that women have alone and you are not to blame. what he wants is more important Are you concerned about walking home alone after a night class to him than her right to say no. or a late night at the Turret? Walking home alone at night can often lonely frightening When a woman says no, many be a and experience and while few incidents of men don't listen. Some men think sexual assault have actually been reported in this area, the threat is a she really means maybe or yes. very real one. Statistics show that one in four Canadian women is Some men even believe that sexually assaulted. In fact, most women live with the fear of being at- women secretly "want" or that tacked or raped. No one should have to live with this kind of fear. they "deserve" to be raped. This The 'Take Back The Night' walk is a demonstration staged by is not true. women who are tired of being frightened by the prospect of going out Under the law, women have alone at night. Together, women march through the city, passing the right to say no to any form of through places that are often ill-lit and rumored to be the sites of sex- sex or sexual touching, even in a ual assault. marriage or when dating. No This year, the 'Take Back The Night' walk is being held on means no—whatever the situa- Thursday, October 6th. It is being organized by Wilfrid Lauder's tion. Safety and Equality Commissioner, Anna Toth, in co-operation with the University of Waterloo Women's Centre. The march will begin at 7pm in the Campus Centre at the University of Waterloo. The route includes walking along the Ring Road at U of W, proceeding down Who commits Sexual Assault? Seagram Drive, passing through Waterloo Park, walking down King Most people think of sexual Street, winding through the WLU campus and then back to the assault as a woman being sexual- Campus Centre for refreshments. Those who cannot make it to the ly attacked by a stranger. But Campus Centre at 7pm are encouraged to join the march at King and more than half of all sexual as- Erb at Bpm. saults are committed by men who The main objective of the 'Take Back The Night' walk is to pro- are known to the women. mote safer streets for women who walk home alone at night At the When a woman knows the same time it gives women the opportunity to voice their con- man who sexually assaults her, it cern—Women should not have to fear walking at night. is less likely that what has hap- All women and men are encouraged to participate in this pened to her will be seen as a sex- demonstration of women's rights—everyone's right—to walk the ual assault, even by her. She is streets at night and not have to fear sexual assault. also less likely to be believed. The Cord Weekly 12Thursday, October 6, 1988 THE CORD WEEKLY

With this being Thanksgiving weekend, we on The Cord's Editorial Board thought it was time to take a brief respite from attacking and exposing problems that exist here at Laurier, and in the world at large. It has been a while, far too long a period of time in fact, since we sat down and actually considered what we here at WLU (and the Cord in particular) have to be thankful for. We are not going neglect the opportunity at this solemn time of year.

What We Have to be Thankful for:

— our new computer system, so that we can produce this piece of "high integrity" journalism;

— to WLUSU for giving us so many stories that can be written and published on this expensive new piece of technology;

— that the administration now likes us because we keep giving WLUSU a hard time, and ignore Dr. Weir;

— to Bill Rockwood, our Advertising Manager, for getting us free pizza on production nights so that we don't die of starvation trying to produce the paper, — the dozens of volunteers who make our lives so much Stay away from my shoes! easier by doing our work for us (except for Bryan who himself); likes doing it all Via Rail is customarily late, so it was no sur- — the fact that within four blocks of WLU we have not prise to be rolling into the station half-an-hour late THE WACKY one, but two, retail yogurt outlets; last Saturday night What was a surprise, though, WORLD

— smoking areas throughout the school, including the TV was the lack of cabs waiting despondently for a OF lounge, which are equipped with all the latest amenities, fare. Even at 1:00 in the ayem there are always a PROFESSOR FUN couple of taxis sitting around. except ashtrays; But on Saturday night, a new sight greeted the Near the hospital, a was — the fact that we are still young, though not necessarily group singing. "Like a passengers as they disembarked. A young gentle- dog pissing on a hydrant we sane; shall not be man was being violently ill in the parking lot. His moved...yea...party till ya — that we have not been sued for libel... yet. (although friends in the car were laughing and cheering him puke...yooo...awright...party hardy..." to to we're trying really, really hard); on. Welcome Kitchener-Waterloo. Welcome On the lawn ofLabatt's breweries, a young Oktoberfest. Oktoberfest, for obvious reasons; couple, obviously quite enamoured of each other, See, I had forgotten all about Oktoberfest. I was K- that WLUSU's programming department has provided were copulating vigourously. The passing cars returning from Trent University in Peterborough, honked their approval. us with top quality entertainment, like The Razorbacks; watching graduate psychol- ' after my mother with a Closer to my house, I watched with alarm as a — that our football team still has one set of ogy degree. very occasion, sweaters to It was a solemn full of car made an errant turn and took out someone's play in; pomp and ceremony. People, including mom, were hedge. Four guys fell out of the car, and the driver

-- of that Lennox Lewis, Carolyn Waldo and Michelle crying tears happiness at the greataccomplish- started complaining. "Oh shit, man, there's trees sounding Cameron helped to clean up Canada's ment. At the risk of wimpy, it was a like all over my effing car man! Effing shit man!" somewhat moving event. Like I said, I had forgotten all about tarnished reputation at the Olympics; My neighbours were having an Oktoberfest Oktoberfest until I got to Kitchener, and the first bash. A on fixing -- woman was the lawn her hair as Laurier students cared enough to raise over I help thing saw was some slob ralphing his lungs out in she tried to look into a sideview mirror on the car parking $31,000.00 for Cystic Fibrosis; the lot. that was parked there. She had no top on. "Good — that most of this year's crop of frosh are too young to It was a nice night, so I decided to hike the two evening," I said. "EFF OFF!!!!" she cordially get in the Turret; or three miles home. Before I even reached King replied. Street, it was evident that the cultural event was in — that another Montreal Canadien season is about to be- Oktoberfest. It's such a rip-off. A whole new in- full swing. Someone had run over a yield sign and a - gin; dustry has been spawned 'Made in Taiwan' Ok- fire hydrant. toberfest hats, 'Made in Venezuala' Oktoberfest — that Wayne Gretzky is still playing hockey, even if it is I reached King Street, and headed north. The beer steins, and 'Made in Phillipines' Oktoberfest on the other side of the border; streets were lined with people staggering along, lederhosen. Even in the establishments where 'tra-

— wearing those silly hats with are that no pianos have disappeared yet; long feathers that ditional Oktoberfest sausages' are served, what you

-- as Bavarian as Chinese food. The urine-and-beer- that by the good grace of God Phil's Grandson's Place get is a Maple Leaf hot dog on a plastic tablecloth, sprayed sidewalks gleamed in the moonlight. served by a waitress MAY eventually open and give us another place to hang wearing a plastic apron and One fellow of dubious distinction had passed plastic smile. Sehr gut! Prosit! out; out on someone's lawn as I approached Granted, it does generate huge amount — a of that FORWELL'S still offers a free loaf of McDonald's. Here, more hilarious fun was bread to occur- revenue for Kitchener-Waterloo, but at the expense starving ring. A guy was laughing his head off as students; he of gaining the reputation as the puking capital of -- urinated someone's that we're having an election (a real one that matters); on car door. Another was lurch- North America. No wonder some of the organizers ing lot, -- parking ex- across the - most of all we're thankful that there is no and a beer bottle you meet are so surly they've got to clean the crud CORD next ploded beside him. His friends laughed uproarious- week. Notice how our holiday coincides with up year after year. Proud of the twin cities? You Oktober- ly, and tried to hit him again. bet. fest? And you thought we were stupid. A block a later, stranger accosted me. He had As far as I'm concerned, the whole thing should obviously partaken of the pale ale at a violent rate. be given back to the Germans. It's degrading and His eyes were glazed to clung Have a happy holiday, and think about the turkeys that and his clothes the reflects badly on the community and the unmistakable aroma of certain biodegradable lost their lives for your dinners. participants. Some cities have tourist information chemicals, the sluices having apparently been open centres at the railway station. In Kitchener- on both ends. Atop his dishevelled head was Waterloo, we have people throwing up and urinat- perched a baseball cap proclaiming in bright red ing. The city, it seems, is nothing more than one big Editorial are letters that "Beer makes you smart". opinions approved by The Cord Editorial Board on behalf of Cord toilet. staff and are independent of the University, the Students Union and the Student If this is indeed true, it was obvious that my Don't get me wrong. I love a good party, and Publications Board. own limited faculties were no match for this in- tellectual giant have awoken on more than one occasion with a BOARD hangover EDITORIAL "When the eff is the effing bus coming for effs so bad that even my hair hurt But I really wonder if the "traditional German celebration" is all Cori Ferguson, Editor-in-Chief sake?" he demanded. I pleaded ignorance. It was a Bryan C. Leblanc, News Editor that traditional, or German, a for Jonathan Stover. Associate News Editor Brad Lyon, trick question, I was soon to find out. or celebration that Sports Editor matter. Neville Blair. Scene Editor Kat Rios, Production Manager "Ha!" he crowed triumphantly into my face. is Erika Sajnovic, Features Editor "There are not effing buses this effing late you eff- And there nothing like paying up to ten bucks ing goof!" he sprayed. to go inside an arena or bar, where normally you The Cord is published during the fall and winter terms. academic Offices are lo- Mentally, can get in for free, fork out up to four bucks for the cated on the second floor of the Student Union Building, at Wilfrid I smacked my brow in amazement. Of Laurier Uni- same beer you bought a week versity, 75 University Ave W„ Waterloo (519) 884-2990. The Cord is course! It was too late for buses! The crafty wit ago for two-and-a- a member had half, o£ Canadian University Press and the Ontario Community Newspaper Association. outsmarted mc! I should start to drink more beer, dance to music that nauseates you, and end up Copyright 1988, WLU Student Publications. No of either part The Cord may be and maybe someday, I too could aspire to this throwing-up on your shoes or having some- reproduced without the permission of the Editor-in-Chief. ' do it plateau of intelligentsia and outfox those daft fools one for you. Cultural festival? Sure thing, but who don't drink enough. stay away from my shoes. The Cord Weekly 13 Thursday, October 6,1988 Sour Mash Groupie defends heroes Editor, The Cord "violence" against editors and the editors' (in the past, obvious) Question It was a first! After the Sour LETTERS bias? Mash Blues Band Polirocked TO May I also suggest you con- Ruby's on September 22nd, I got THE EDITOR sider an apology for the editorial behind the wheel of my car and lo "cartoon" of last week, showing and behold; I was SOBER. I was Ben Johnson strapped to the of the Week the designated driver; thus, I had space shuttle. After all, these sorts of "cartoons" promote no excuse. This was the first time spective on South Africa, a per- By Vicki Williams and Steve Howard I had been in a non-annebriated spective that is real. Real because violence as well, against people not day state during their performance, they have been there, and not who have had their in With Thanksgiving fast approaching, how do you feel about the court. and do you know what? I en- taken their real attitudes from a Last week's Cord merciless slaughtering of turkeys? ' joyed every minute of it. Yes, newspaper editorial or a wire ser- promoted abuse against in- it's true. Naturally, I found it vice. There was an inference that telligence: students read it. ludicrous to read that enjoying these students came back as David Morton the show depended on the "de- "racist" or "anti-black". This does Disgusted Student gree of drunkenness reached be- nothing to help understanding of I always think of the poor vegeta- fore the band comes to stage". South Africa or its problems. Blair apologizes bles that sacrifice themselves. (Septe. 29,1988) Perhaps they When was the last time YOU Mike Henry - Hons. Arch. encountered a few technical dif- were in South Africa? Nothing ir- to Young PC's ficulties but when talent is so ritates me more than to have so- overwhelming, those little things called "experts" pronounce judg- Editor, The Cord: go undetected. The point in case ment on a country or situation is alcohol is not the prerequisite that they have never been to. At the urging of the members for enjoying Sour Mash, but rath- They are not experts on anything. of the Editorial Board of the er good company and an open I hope I can expect better Cord Weekly, I am offering my mind. quality and effort from the Cord apologies to the members of the in the future. That shouldn't be PC Youth. While only intended Mary "SOUR MASH tough; it has reached a new low. as a playful poke at the policies GROUPIE" Robinson May I suggest you work harder to of that party, certain members of eliminate editorial bias from fu- that organization, as well as some Cord shows ture editions. members of the student body, I haven't a funny answer! were offended by an "editorial Rose Wiandt - Laurier employ- editorial bias Sincerely, comment" appearing beside an ee Dear Editor, advertisement for that political Robert Cameron party in last week's Scene section not Last weeks issue of the Cord was and on the Comment page so bad, I do not know where to Grab bag of where such a statement belongs. begin. The inclusion of that statement completely First, you have now stated complaints was of my own doing and was that you will not accept any more done without the prior "political mud slinging" letters. Editor, The Cord knowledge or consent of the That's too bad. It was the only I found last week's issue of editorial board, production per- thing that made the Cord inter- The Cord to be totally un- sonnel or any member of Student esting to read. If you have this professional and ridiculous. Publications, other than myself. Better their heads policy, you should not have Symptomatic of this "new spirit" Any further inquiries should, than ours! Dave Wiseman printed Mr. Herbertson's letter of is Anna Toth's letter, and your therefore, be addressed to me. 3rd yr. Hons. September 22 to begin with. If "dogmatic refusal" (read: DIC- Poultry the Cord does not want to be in- TATES) regarding the content of Sincerely, volved in politics, I wonder why future letters. Obviously, some- Neville J. Blair you gave Jean Cretien the front one, somewhere, does not have Scene Editor page, to spout his ideas on just their head put on properly. about everything. If you don't Violent crimes against women Best banners want these ideas in your letters to is a problem that should be made the editor (where they belong), light of. On that point I agree, as broke rules don't allow them elsewhere. Be should everyone. However, to Editor, The Cord consistent in your application of make the assumption that a policy. simple video game will cause This letter is regarding the We're having ham this holiday. I I also found your editorial on Laurier students to beat up recent banner competition held by decline from further comment. Ben Johnson to be repulsive. women and abuse them is the Alumni Association at the Mike Wilson - BSc. Rather than analyze the situation, ridiculous. If anyone was Homecoming football game. and try and reach a reasonable motivated by this game to do The contest rules read as fol- conclusion, it was nothing more such things, I would suggest that lows: " prepare a banner (max- than a personal attack on some- they had mental problems to be- imum size 12 sq. feet)..." one who was, and still is, a na- gin with. The game did not put Unfortunately, the Alumni tional hero. We have all been those problems there. To "ban" Association chose to award the proud of Ben in the past. Nothing (read: CENSOR) videogames is $600 prize money to banners can change that insulting the intelligence of which were all well over 12 sq. There also was an article on everyone. Why not take the gold feet. In fact two were approxi- "Students Working for Apart- game out, as golf damages the en- mately four times the official heid". The idea behind this was vironment with divots, spike entry size. that engineering students who marks, lost balls, golf carts, and Of the ten banners entered, went to (giggle, giggle) - We've never work in South Africa for so on. If The Cord is going to only five were worthy of being the summer were somehow sup- "ban" (read: CENSOR) political judged by contest rules. really thought about iL

porting apartheid. - This conclu- ' letters because you feel they are We would like to congratulate Jean Leandres Economics

sion is - immature and naive at ridiculous, I suggest you include the winners, however we feel Lirondel Cheyne Hons. Geog- best. We should not discourage these types of letters as well. For grave injustice has been done. raphy people from visiting foreign that matter, as letters to the editor countries, especially troubled are for merely expressing a view- Extremely Disappointed, ones. These students certainly point, why don't you ban all let- C. Read came back with a different per- ters. Don't they promote verbal M. D'Agnillo. THE CORD WEEKLY would like to apologize for the oversight in printing the "unpaid political advertisement" which appeared in last week's Entertainment section beside the Young PC s advertisement. This statement was not reflective of the paper, or the I 0r How would you like it if you had t al - 0nce P ?P policy a ain > we apologize to all of our , S readers and the members to be eaten? of theu 'tt5lYPC s fori this mistake. Lisa Gaudet - Poli. Sci. THERE WILL BE NO CORD NEXT WEEK! THE NEXT ISSUE WILL APPEAR

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TheScene - Colin James Masks, Martians all part of Bob's show By Steve Howard genre in which it lives. The guitar, bass, drums, harmonica styles similar to the B-52' exhibited this. The audience posed no threat and the band "artsy" tendency (that phrase is and vocals proved an effective s, with high energy and a speedy As part of the BSA sponsored seemed calm. However, I find it not meant to condemn) of per- combination. It resulted in a pace. Others had a UZEB style, W.O.W. (What's On Wednes- hard to believe an formance art may be con- rhythmic, up-beat evening. utilizing a funk-feel that audience days) program, September 28tn and still of approximately temporary, but was far too art- others exemplified thirty could be saw the appearance of The first offering talked of a the Talking audience pres- Heads' lyrics threatening to any band. Vancouver's Bob's Your Uncle istic for the small "nation in hibernation". This song inventiveness in Wednesday evening. like: "I'm a walking at the Turret. ent last It was Smith-like in its approach; contradic- They closed their first set with one wondering the You can put me a This five piece ensemble was leaves if Patti, that is. Lead vocalist, Sook- tion/ in z00...". an interesting version of the cerebral should be linked with touted as an "eclectic" alternative. Yin Lee, sang with confidence Eventually, the crowd found theme from Spiderman, which It seems to me that this word music at all. Indeed, it gives the is and a strong voice. Also, a Kate its way onto the floor. This was alternated between an almost bantered far too frequent- impression that if Stanley around Bush influence eerily crept in and truly a lesson in weirdness.with reggae-style and near thrash ly. A more appropriate to Kubrick were to compose music, word out of Lee's vocalizing. The many dancers bobbing, weaving speed. The audience wriggled and describe would it would present itself in a similar the band probably band's first single, "Talk to the and walking in time to the music. bounced with manner. approval. be bizarre or eccentric. Birds", featured Lee impersona- It left me wondering who could act Playing two sets of original Bob's was centered tion of a canary. be weirder - the audience or Their second set began after a material, they styles from the around "performance art". This drew band. short break. A break in which the band certainly had a grasp of the many sources. Their line-up of Successive songs displayed band canvassed T-shirts and tapes The stage show/performance of their independently released, art took over when Lee walked self-titled album. It's refreshing onstage wearing a one-eyed head- to see that such an "artistic" band dress, tinkling the keys of a toy has not been adversely influenced piano. Her avant-garde approach by the music and performance reminded me of Yoko Ono's live and can still see the value of presentation of "Don't Worry, being paid for what they do. Kyoko". Fortunately, Lee's vo- cals were strong and contrasted In fact, after having the expe- the annoying squawk of Ono. rience of an independent release, Bob's Your Uncle is "looking for At another point in the show, a new label" and wants to record Lee droned into a long, white again. If they decide to record, it tube aimed at the microphone. will happen in Vancouver. They 'em: Were these antics aimed at im- Bob's Your feel it is essential for a band to pressing con- Uncle, an eccen- others with their record in order to acquire any tric quintet from temporary approach? Instead of recognition and make itself /WOWVancouver, played last drawing the audience in, these known as a national or interna- Wednesday night to an theatrics alienated it. Is it possible tional act and hopefully leave the \ almost empty Turret. that music should be presented Vancouver music scene. \ Above, vocalist without pre-conceived notions, \ Sook-Yin Lee allowing the audience to con- Bob's Your Dncle is halfway belts out struct its own images and mean- through their two month tour. a tune. ing? Just as music-vidcos are said Following their visit to our area, to hamper the imagination, per- they were headed to the east coast Cusak formance art can create barriers and then on to New York. This to the music and muddle the mes- will be their first appearance in Cori sage instead of defining it. the United States. Hopefully, by their travels will bring some Physical stage antics aside, enthusiasm to their music. Their photo Bob was very impressive musi- attempts to connect with our cally. They appeared to be com- minds fell short last Wednesday fortable with their instruments night. I hope it will prove "mind Cord and certainly their stage presence expanding" for others. INFERNO rages at Marvel Comics By Tony Burke Somewhere within the tower- tive team of Stan Lee and Jack ing city of Manhattan, a vacuum Kirby conceived The X-Men in cleaner comes to life and attempts 1964, billing them as "The most to devour a helpless housewife, unusual teen-agers of all time" an elevator's doors open, un- Born with fantastic abilities leashing a torrent of blood and which they were unable to con- bones, and tourists look on in dis- trol, the young mutants were ap- belief as the Empire State Build- proached by geneticist, and fel- ing grows before their eyes. Man- low mutant, Professor Charles hattan is being invaded by the Xavier to enroll in his "School evil forces of a magical dimen- For Gifted Youngsters". As the sion, and the heroes of Marvel Professor taught them how to "* w * "'•'sm* v< Comics are the only beings , - 'K&gizzmm control their powers, he used the flooding the market with Excalibur. FERNO!". standing . in their way This is IN- school as a cover for his students FERNO! numerous spin-off titles . The complex relationships SPARK. Scott Summers, to operate as a force for good that Xavier's first group of graduates tie a.k.a. Cyclops Presented to us by writers which these groups together of X-Factor, began protected mankind against evil from the school have re-formed form groundwork an Chris Claremont and Louise the for the his life as adventurer in the X- mutants. under the name of X-Factor; his entire Inferno storyline. I Men. There he met Simonson, Inferno is an ever- invite Jean Grey, Members of the group have newest students have been you now to join me Marvel Girl. They fell reaching epic crossing over into in a tour in love and come and gone over the years, dubbed The New Mutants. X- through many of Marvel's major titles, the lives of these amaz- planned to marry. Alas, fate stole in- resulting in drastic changes in the Factor has also taken a group of cluding Daredevil, Amer- ing characters who have changed their dreams away from them Captain book's direction. It is the very na- young mutants under its wing the face of the comic medium . when Jean killed herself because ica, and the three Spider-man ture of change that has contrib- who call themselves the X- But I warn you, "Be when her powers of telepathy and comicbooks, while focusing on uted highly careful to the X-Men's Terminators. And finally, three you strike a match, even only to telekinesis threatened to destroy their best-selling series, The Un- popularity. if In recent years, Mar- former members of the X-Men light your way through the dark- the universe. canny X-Men. vel has taken advantage of the now reside in England where they ness, because you never know A year went by and Scott The famous and talented crea- comicbook's met legion of fans by protect that country in their team, when you'll ignite an IN- cont. on pg. 16 The Cord Weekly 16Thursday, October 6, 1988 Van Gogh displayed at Princess Cinema

By Kirk Nielsen through both his paintings and his lows and blues, the sounds of letters to his younger brother, Antonio Vivaldi's A 1 Santo B-Minor, A few years ago, there was a Theo. The letters, read by actor Sepolcro (Sinfonia in song by Jonathan Richman called John Hurt, cover the time span and Sonata in E-Major) fill the "Vincent Van Gogh", and it asked from when Van Gogh was in theatre. The music serves as a the simple question: "Have you evangelical school in 1872, to his perfect compliment for Van heard about the painter Vincent death on July 29, 1890. The film Gogh's colours. Van Gogh, who loved colour and inter-cuts dramatizations and The film's director, Paul Cox, he let it show?". landscape footage to help express born in Holland, before set- the emotions Van Gogh was feel- tling in Australia in 1965, and the It is true that Van Gogh loved ing. film was something he always colour, and he certainly let it wanted to do. Cox is a great ad- show in his work, but there is Vincent Van Gogh died a mirer of Van Gogh's work, and much more to Van Gogh than poor man, having sold only one did the film as his personal con- Jonathan Richman sang about. painting during his lifetime. He tribution to the 100th anniversary You can find out all you wanted produced over 1800 pieces and, of Van Gogh's death. to know about Vincent Van Gogh as recently as 1987, his Vincent: The Life and Death at the movies. Yes that's right! Sunflowers painting sold for over of Vincent Van Gogh plays Now playing at the Princess $50 million. tonight at 7:00 PM in the Princess Cinema is Paul Cox's Vincent: Van Gogh's painting im- Cinema, and has both time slots The Life and Death of Vincent proved steadily in the decade that on Friday and Saturday. Finish Van Gogh. he painted and, by the end of the off your Thanksgiving dinner Vincent is a wonderful film film, his most famous and colour- with a trip to see Frederico Fel- detailing the hard life and sudden ful works are presented. With the lini's fascinating film La Strada suicide of Van Gogh, as seen appearance of his colourful yel- on Monday night at 7:00 PM. Entertainment Quiz By Pye Baxter

Questions:

1. What legendary blues guitar player, the subject of a 1972 PBS Master of documentary, passed away recently? I 2. What is the name of Joe Jackson's instrumental album? 3. Name the fugitive Cary Grant played in Talk of the Town. Business I 4. How long does Tiffany's new album run? 5. SCTV alumnus Dave Thomas has a brother equally famous in a Ad ministration I different line of work. Name the brother and what he does. 6. One of the back up bands for Elvis Costello's album King Of America were The Confederates. What other famous artist had Queen's University at Kingston offers a modern, gentleman previously recorded with? discipline-based approach to the study of management in these the complex organizations of today and tomorrow. The' 7. Name Martin Scorcese's brilliant film that chronicles the final learning atmosphere in the School of Business is lively, performance of The Band. informal, intimate and flexible. Persons from almost all 8. On the Beatles' Magical Mystery Tour, who was the walrus? academic programs will find MBA studies rewarding. 9. What former member of The Smiths has recently joined The Financial assistance is available. Pretenders? WANTED: 10.Who or what adorns the cover of the Talking Heads most Representatives from the School of Business will be on recent album? WRITERS Campus and would be happy to meet with students of any Faculty interested in the Queen's MBA Program. chimpanzee Should you find yourself A 10. waxing poetic about the cinema, Marr Johnny 9. music (contemporary or udder- Wednesday, October 12,1988 was DATE: Paul walrus The 8. wise), dance, litrachure, small Waltz Last The 7. dead rodents or any other

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— Student Union Info Centre, Student Union Buildina ym . r>, j< n, jr—-~tt Telephone 884-2990 The Cord Weekly 17Thursday, October 6,1988 Comic book heroes return to Marvel faithful fans cont. from pg. 15 where mutants are destoyed on FLAME. Australia, the home evil lackeys to invade our dimen- transforming her into the Dark- Madelyn Pryor, a woman who sight and America is enslaved by of the X-Men and their com- sion. But one of S'ym's cohorts childe, and bring destruction to bore an uncanny resemblance to huge robots called the Sentinels. panion Madelyn Pryor. The X- decides to make plans of his own. Earth. The prophesy is about to Jean Grey. They married and Rachel has journeyed through Men have fabricated an elaborate N'Astirh, a demon of vast magi- be fulfilled. son, her ruse that they died in battle for cal powers, promises Madelyn Madelyn gave birth to their time to try and prevent future INFERNO ! A horde of a the Earth so that they enact Pryor incredible abilities for her Christopher Charles Summers. from occurring. But time is may demons' rains form a huge rift in to use to find son gain Before the baby could reach its fragile thing that refuses to be vengeance against their many her and the sky above Manhattan and vengeance on Cyclops and Mar- first birthday, Scott was called changed and Rachel finds herself enemies without sacrificing the Marvel Comics' superheroes to safety of their friends vel Girl. But at what price is this away from his home in Alaska to in a different world. According and family. must protect the inhabitants of the never As power given? Phoenix, New York. Jean had been found her past, Jean Grey "died", the X-Men seek to vindicate Jean, and city while the X-teams battle the alive! Leaving his wife and son, instead she married Scott and themselves, Madelyn uses the Madelyn are about to meet, and instigators; N'Astirh and S'ym. the fate of world Cyclops ran into the arms of his gave birth to the baby that would computers in their underground the hangs in the Can they defeat the demon-lords to to access balance. former love and, together, they grow up be Rachel. Also, Scott lair television transmis- in time? Or will they be too busy met N'Astirh requires ten formed X-Factor. Now, Madelyn never or married Madelyn sions from America. She acciden- FIRE. fighting each other? Inferno! All Pryor, nor did they conceive a tally catches a mutant babies of vast powers to is believed to have perished with news program you need is a spark to ignite the construct portal the X-Men in a battle to save the son. Phoenix is lost in a world showing her husband, Scott, with a between Earth fury. Earth, and baby Christopher is with no meaning and no place for Jean Grey. Madelyn lashes out at and Limbo. One of these infants missing. Cyclops and Marvel Girl her. the screen rendering herself un- is Christopher Summers. As the Inferno promises to tie up are in search for his lost son; Half a world away, a little conscious by the resulting electric X-Terminators battle in vain to many loose plotlines in the X- what they find may cost them brother that she can never truly shock. As she sleeps, she dreams. prevent N'Astirh from obtaining Men series and, if Chris their lives. call her own, is telepathically Madelyn's dreams show a his prize, the demon locates the Claremont lives up to his reputa- SPARK. Rachel Summers, calling for help. She now jour- mystical dimension called Limbo power source necessary to open tion, it could mean that some Phoenix of Excalibur, comes neys to America for a blind date which is ruled by a powerful the portal: Illyana Rasputin, characters will meet their deaths from the future. It is a future with destiny. demon named S'ym who uses his Magik of The New Mutants. and leave other characters ir-

Illyana spent half of her life revocably changed . Until all this growing up in Limbo, a slave to nastiness is cleared up, I advise the evil wizard Belasco and his you to' be careful dialing the pet demon S'ym. Illyana drove phone, don't step into any grin- Belasco from the dark dimension ning elevators, and leave the but, so, in doing she had to give housecleaning for another week .

in to the dark magic within her I w iLI ... hE yy what'S ha InsideBy DaveTrack Lackie soul. It is prophesied that this pPeniN to mY g tyPe wriT darkness will overcome her, AAARRRRGGGGHHH!!!! The Human League released a new single this perfectionists, U2 is personally involved in every week as a prelude to their forthcoming greatest hits stage of the film making, including the editing. The album. Despite a two year silence, the new film has already missed the deadline for magazine, single,"Love Is All That Matters", is taken from television and press screenings. To top it all off, their last album, Crush. The band is currently pre- U.I.P. still have no copy to show the press. "Just a paring to go into the studio to record a new al- few more edits," said the band....Boy George CICMS-fM bum....Jean Michel Jarre's concert, that had been returns this week with a single, "Don't Cry", writ- 1 ~l called the largest and the most ambitious ever ten by Bobby Z, formally of Prince's Revolution. Stereo 94.5 cable 105.7 planned, is facing controversy and uncertainty. The Virgin Records will be releasing George's huge laser area had been scheduled to occur at the forthcoming album Tense Nervous Headache soon. CKMS TOP 10 ALBUMS FOR THE WEEK ENDING OCT. 7: area in London, but the local Docklands Southwest Even if you don't like his music, you must admit not plans, citing is with . city council happy the poor that he is persistent....lt is a sad week for progres- LW TW as a issue. Concert - emergency facilities serious sive music in England as London's National Rock 1 1. Beatnigs Beatnigs Alternative Tentacles as as predicted many 500,000 - promoters that fans and Pop Station, Radio One, will no longer be 2 2. Plasticine Replicas Glow Raining Records not would see the concert, but local officials could 4 3. Pig Farm Hold Your Nose - X see con- devoting each night to progressive music, some- fire - possibly how a truck could reach the 5 4. The Wonderstuff... Eight Legged Groove Machine Polydor was to wrong. thing they have since 1981. There are no small, cert site if anything go Last week it 6 5, Pop Will Eat Itself Now For A Feast - Chapter 22 this progressive radio stations such as CKMS or CFNY seemed as if the show would be stopped, but 8 6. Alice Donut Donut Comes Alive - Alternative Tentacles still London if in England. Progressive bands, therefore, rely on week it seems that Jarre may play 7. Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds Deanna 12" - Mute are drastically Radio One to play their material. Progressive music the original plans scaled 8. Defunkt In - has been cut from 5 and a half hours a night to a America Island down....Rick Astley's new album was almost 9. The Swamp Zombies Chicken Vulture Crow - Dr. Dream a at measly 2 hours per evening. The show will be destroyed last week in fire Waterman's PWL 10. The New Christs Divine Rites - Citadel Studios in England. Luckily, the tracks had been hosted by John Peel who, through his ground- transferred to a disk and stored elsewhere. The breaking radio program on BBC One, introduced master tapes "melted into big, black blobs" said a such artists as Elvis Costello, Echo and the Bun- spokesman for the company. The new album is still nymen, The Smiths and Squeeze to audiences scheduled for release in November. Fire experts are hungry for something a little different. The new still unsure as to the cause of the fire which resulted format will consist of hours of bland, yuppy music in over $600,000 damage....London's most famous such as Phil Collins and Dire Straits....lt is hotly club, The Marquee, is preparing for its 30th rumored by industry folk that a CD only album will birthday party this December. Music video fans soon be with us; the vinyl album joining the ranks will remember The Marquee as the location for of the extinct dinosaur. In North America, record Wham's "Edge of Heaven" video. Several famous companies have been busy working overtime, delet- artists who launched their careers at the club are ing masses and masses of their back catalogues, planning anniversary concerts....As announced ear- while introducing many classics, such as the lier, U2 is presently putting the final touches on Band's albums, on CD. Cassettes, for the time their concert movie entitled Rattle and Hum, due to being, are holding their own, but it won't be long be released in early November. The movie features now until a record company takes the first step and live concert footage shot in North America from releases a new album only on CD and cassette, not last year's Joshua Tree Tour. But according to Time on vinyl LP. Polygram is expected to make this Representatives from Canada's largest graduate Out magazine, the film distributor is becoming con- first regrettable move with the release of Van Mor- management school will be visiting your campus. cerned at how long the editing is taking. Ever the rison's or Dire Straits' next album. Come and meet us!

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"I*ll say...", replied Billy. Demigod of the "From that day forward, Petie Week swore vengeance on all blacks for Satire by Pye Baxter laughing ai his guitar playing. He said he would uphold the govern- have a powerful impact on the anxiously. was ludicrous. 8ut..." ment's policy of apartheid as well young president-to-be. "It appears that what hap- "Don't tell me, don't tell me", as banning all political "We had just finished a day of pened is that Petie covered him- I interrupted. "Mr. Botha let loose demonstrations and implementing stringent restrictions on classes at White Man's Burden self with black shoe polish, with a walloping riff and go? that the press. Public High when Petie spotted a grabbed his guitar and headed to club hopping!" At the time, I thought it was just poster on a telephone pole. It was this club to see Sonny Boy Wil- "Are you crazy?" Billy asked wishful thinking but...just look at an advertisement announcing the liams. Of course, he was forced to with bugged eyes. "They booted us now." He smiled broadly and South African Pres. appearance of Sonny Boy Wil- use the busses and washrooms for his white ass out of that club so stared lovingly at the framed P.W. Botha liams at a club on the outskirts of coloureds and was terrified some- fast, he never even got his guitar portrait of his boyhood friend that town. Petie was got one he knew might recognize unplugged. people sits on his desk. Most of us know Pieter W. ecstatic. He Those wanted this idea him. By the time he arrived at the to take him "One last question, sir..." Botha as the president of a large, crazy in his head that out and lynch him he'd try to go to this show with club he was a nervous wreck and, with the strap of his Les Paul gui- "Yes, son?" wealthy African nation populated " his when he finally got up the nerve tar. The only thing them \s a guitar player, how was largely by blacks but ruled, guitar and hop up on stage to stopping to plug guitar into an amp was Mr. Botha, reallyV I asked quiet- curiously enough, by a minority play with his idol. I pointed out his this little black busboy onstage, he was shaking like a named ly- of whites. And in order to ensure that the club was pretty much a Desie Tutu who got him Here was this white out Billy Botha pondered the that this white minority govern- "blacks only" affair, but it didn't leaf. tubby of there before it was too seem kid with a runny nose, pretending late." question for a moment, looked up ment continues to exist, laws to deter Petie; he said he'd to be black, about to try and play "Geez...Mr. at the eager young journalist and have been made to limit the find a way." Botha must've he?", I the blues to a packed house'. It been peeved." reported: "Shitty. Really shitty." ? political and civil rights of blacks, "Well...did asked coloureds and anyone else whose complexion isn't similar to that of a slab of drywall. When I first heard of this, I thought, "Gee...that's not right." I wondered why this Mr. Botha would continue this policy of apartheid, despite all the changes that have taken place in other I ■ ■ * M parts of the world. Hadn't he ever H heard of Martin Luther King Jr? MM ■HHH ■ -. ■ (It was later brought to my atten- M M I H tion that Mr. Botha's party had ■ ->. ■ ■ :• . H imprisoned their Martin Luther King Jr. A man named Nelson I ■M ■ Mandela was imprisoned in 1962 and there he sits to this day). "Boy," I thought, "Something pretty awful must've happened to ■ :^::Al ,j£&F | Mr. Botha when he was young to have made him so peeved with the black people". In fact, I began to wonder so hard, that I decided to travel to South Africa and see if I could find out. And I'm very happy toreport that I did. A gracious, old women named Lydia Dekker provided me with my first clue. Miss Dek- ker was Mr. Botha's high school piano teacher and remembers the president as a bright but dis- I I tracted student with "a bit of a weight problem". II "Pieter would try very hard ■ ; ■ during his lessons," says the 95 year old Dekker, "But I could tell that he hadn't practiced. His mind was elsewhere. He toyed with the piano...but he loved the guitar." "Mr. Botha played the electric guitar?" I asked incredulously. "Oh, yes...while I forced him to play the works of Chopin, I I Mozart and Beethoven, little II Pieter was thinking of Robert I.; ' Johnson, Leadbelly and Sonny Boy Williams. He simply adored ■.; ■ the blues." "And, um, how was he on guitar, Miss Dekker?" I asked. MB HH Shitty. i ■ Really shitty", ans- ■ !*v -; . ■ wered the music teacher. A schoolboy chum of Mr. Botha's, Billy Botha (no rela- tion), now head of the govern- ment's Ministry of Incredibly Repressive Measures, still re- members a day which was to RECYCLE RECYCLE RECYCLE THIS NEWSPAPER The Cord Weekly 20 Thursday, October 6,1988

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Football / Soccer 1. St Mary's 6. Guelph 1. Toronto 6. New Brunswick 2. Western r ' 7. LAURIER 2. Western 7. Lauren tian 3. McGill / B.UBC 3. McGill 8. LAURIER 4. Bishops 9. Calgary SPORTS 4. ÜBC 9. Victoria 5. Saskatchewan 10.Queens 5. Mt. Allison 10. Windsor Lady Hawks Unleash Vaunted Attack to Vault into Second By Joe Iannandrea ditch attempt to put points on the board, resulting in a crazed opening con- After with four scramble in front of the Laurier secutive games on the road, the goal. Almost miraculously the Wilfrid Laurier Lady Hawks ball never went in, finally returned home this week and was cleared away just as the final to entertain Laurier soccer fans. whistle blew, giving Lady The Ladies brought their the Hawks their third victory, and OWIAA season record to 4-2 Trish Kleist, her third out with a series of four games shut of the season. played over the past two weeks. After rocketing to a 4-0 victory Laurier 2 over Brock, they dropped a 2-1 Windsor 1 decision to McMaster, but came The final game a busy back by shutting out Guelph 2-0, of week saw then taking Windsor out 2-1. the Ladies resume their road trip after a short stint at home, with an 2 in Laurier 4 Brock 0 October date Windsor. The first half ended scoreless. In the September 21 game Not happy with the against Brock, the Lady Hawks fact that his team's scoring opened up early when Tania best chance came when Windsor's goalkeeper Rusynyk scored on a penalty shot mishandled a and less than two minutes into the pass nearly scored on herself, game. Laurier never looked back Laurier coach Syed Mohammed tried to fire his as Cheryl Lind, Kathleen Doyle, team up with a half time pep talk. and Anke Richter all added to the Just try and take the ball away from me!! The Guelph Gryphons tried to do just that all afternoon lead. Goaltender Trish Kleist held against the Lady Hawks, but were unable to capitalize on any of their opportunities, as Laurier out- Lisa Fee responded with a off the Badgers, earning her well- lasted their Royal City opponents, 2-0. series of breakaways. She was turned away on her first three deserved second shutout of the cleared away before Guelph Lind took a pass from the board until the final minutes tries, but scored on the fourth to year. could take advantage. Minutes sideline, and from the corner of when Tania Rusynyk broke from give Laurier the lead. About 15 later keeper Kleist nearly lost the the 18 yard box, put the ball half with two Gryphon defenders minutes later, however, the game McMaster 2 Laurier 1 handle on a shot that came off a beyond the reach of the Guelph racing alongside. As she ap- was tied again, when a Windsor corner kick. She quickly covered keeper and into the far corner of proached the goal, she made a The attacker, dribbling the ball near team then travelled to up, though, and soon after, the net. perfect cross field pass to Nancy McMaster September 25, the Laurier goal, lured the keeper on stopped another shot with a spec- Laurier took their 1-0 lead Mustard, who wasted no time in where they put their away from the net and then on poorest tacular diving save. into the second half, where, for blasting the ball into the back of performance of the season. The scored. The Lady Hawks then took the most part, they dominated the open net which Mac scored the only goal was gaping The winning goal came when women over, bringing the ball to the play. However, neither team was before her. of the first half. Tania Rusynyk the Windsor keeper misjudged a other end of the field. Cheryl able to put any more points on the The Gryphons made a last responded in the second half to shot by Loreen Paulo, believing it tie the score. It was not enough, was wide. The ball hit the left though, as the Marauders goal post and went in, giving responded with another goal, and Laurier the lead for good. held on to their lead to hand the Joe's Jottings Laurier squad their second defeat The Lady Hawks are now half of the season. way through their season, and have posted a 4-2 record. Having Laurier 2 Guelph 0 played every team in the OWIAA once, they have shown that there After tour games on the road, is not a team they the ladie§ finally came home to cannot beat. Both losses were,by only the friendly" confines of Bechtel one goal, and the loss to Park, hosting Guelph in their Western's Lady Mustangs home season opener. Although was one which Laurier appeared to dominate in Laurier clearly dominated despite the opening minutes, the the 1-0 defeat. Three of their four Gryphons soon took control of victories have been shut outs, and the game, resulting in numerous for what it's worth, five of their scoring opportunities. The first remaining six regular season came when Guelph was awarded games are at home. The Lady Syed Mohammed, second year coach of the Lady Hawks, has taken a young team and turned them an indirect free kick, and an ensu- Hawks look to be serious con- into championship material. ~ ing shot resulted in a loose ball in Cord Photos by Raoul Treadway tenders for the OWIAA front of the Laurier net; it was Championships. Weekend Hawkey Action Sees New Players Make Debuts By Brian Owen ing the net four times. Greg Puhalski and former Waterloo Last weekend, the Wilfrid Siskin, Dan Rintche, also tallied Laurier Hawkey Hawks travelled for the Hawks. Unfortunately, the to the University of Western Hawks lost veteran defenceman Ontario to take part in the pre- Dan Marsden the season Western Ontario during game Classic with a broken ankle. tournament. The loss of veteran players such as Doug Marsden, CIAU All-Star Eric Calder and The Classic is a four defencemen team On Sunday, the Hawks lost in Bob Dean will leave several holes in the Hawk starting lineup this season. tourney that has traditionally pro- overtime to the host Mustangs, 6- vided a good warm-up for the 5. Goal scorers were Maurice coach Gowing is hopeful he can Returning forwards Greg the pipes. find Hawks, while allowing Coach with two, Puhalski, Steve Cote, solid replacements for the Puhalski, Brad Sparkes and Wayne Gowing a solid look at his Rintche, and Larry Ruccin adding upcoming season. Stephen Cote will add stability Newcomers Dan Rintche, rookie corps. It also gives the singles. and scoring power to a relatively who spent last season with the Gowing returning veterans a chance to get admits that players of young group of forwards. Defen- Waterloo Siskens and was the into game-playing condition. Calder's and Marsden's calibre cemen Bill Loshaw, Dan league's top scorer, and Mike Prospects for this season: With and experience do not come Marsden and Brent Bywater are Maurice, a former International On Saturday, Laurier won the loss of last year's team around very often, and are dif- back for another season, and are League player, should provide their first edging the Con- game, nucleus of Eric Calder, Doug ficult to replace. He is optimistic expected to anchor the blueline. some scoring punch up front. An- cordia Stingers, 6-5. Mike Marsden, Dave Aitcheson, Bob about having a contending squad, Chris Luscombe and Rob Dopson other former Sisken, Larry Ruc- Maurice had a strong find- game, Dean and Scott McCulloch, though. return to share the duties between cin, will help on the blue line. The Cord Weekly 22 Thursday, October 6,1988 sports ~"N WLUSU Bookkeeper Cynthia Hargrove (left) bares her assets at KW 's Octoberfest body building competition held last Saturday at Uni- versity of Waterloo in the Humanities Theatre. Hargrove placed fourth in the lightweight womens class. "I'll murder them (next year)" said Hargrove, who celebrates her birthday today. Daniel Smith III (below) was the guest poser for the competition. We wonder who kicked the sand in his face at the beach...

HawksWeek ofthe Midfielder Daniella Av- ramovic, from Burlington, played strong games in both Lady Hawk victories this past week. In her second year, Daniella's experi- ence in the mid-field will help greatly.

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Fourth year linebacker Jon Graffi collected two interceptions in Saturday's win against Wind- sor. Graffi, out of Sl Catherines, one of their best games, not al- Lobs and Smashes: Daniella Avramovic (Soccer) led the Golden Hawk defense to lowing a touchdown. Tennis team takes matchesfrom Brock in Invitational Laurier Tournament By Shelley Burns

Over this past weekend, the WLU losing the final set 6-3. The excitement Lady Hawk tennis team hosted the an- did not stop there, as Bachand and Ev- nual Laurier Invitational Tournament at raire played a close doubles match with Northfield Racquet Courts. York, losing a tie-breaking game. RIORDAN The ladies picked up their first vic- Overall, McMaster took the S4L^Sp©r-fe tories of the season at the tourney, win- championship ranking with 24 points. ning two singles and two doubles York finished second with 12 points, matches against the Brock Badgers. while Brock chalked up 5 points to place Heindrich, Monica the number 5 seeded just ahead of the Lady Hawks, who had Lady Hawk, and Cathy Graham each 4 points. won their singles matches against Brock The Laurier opponents, while two of the Badgers five squad put up a valiant against some of the duos fell to Hawk tandems. Nadine effort better teams in the Scherberger and Jane Barnett, along with OWIAA, and were well-rewarded with their the team of Carolyn Bachand and first victories in the young sea- son. Michelle Evraire were able to go home As coach Dennis Huss explained: victorious. "They were very, very close with some of the better teams. The team is progress- Heindrich also had a close match in a ing well for a very young group consist- singles encounter against York, as she ing mainly of first and second year stu- took the match to three sets, before dents."

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By Scott Morgan punt single. Laurier led 10-6 at halftime Wilfrid Laurier's football after scoring a second quarter TD Golden Hawks improved their on a 12 yard pass from Rod Philp regular season record to 3-1 with to slotback Doug Reid, and get- a 19-7 victory over the hard- ting a 25 yard Rainey field goal hitting Windsor Lancers on Satur- with 42 seconds left in the first day. half. The Hawks started the field The Hawks, ranked seventh in goal drive on their own 35 yard the nation before the game, line, using an efficient "hurry-up" played outstanding on defence, offence. taking four interceptions away In the third quarter, Laurier from the Lancer offence. They had the wind at their backs, but also received 13 points on four the rain, a couple of penalties and field goals and a convert from dropped passes prevented the Steve Rainey to rebound from its Hawks from stretching their lead. only loss of the season against Rainey scored his other three The coaching staff confers on the stellar defensive effort put forth by the Golden Hawk squad Western the week before. field goals in against the wind in against Windsor on Saturday. Gary Jeffries' charges picked off four interceptions to end several Defejisively, the Hawks the fourth quarter. Lancer scoring drives, as the Hawks upped their record to 3-1, good for second place behind the un- played an excellent game against The statistical story showed defeated Guelph Gryphons and Western Mustangs. the Windsor rushing attack, limit- the Hawks pick up 315 yards with ing Chris Porter, the Lancer's a balanced offensive attack. Philp leading rusher to just 82 yards on completed 16 of 26 passes for Rainey cannot play, then veteran Hawks and the 4-0 Gryphons. do. 17 carries. Coach Rich New- 179 yards, and one interception. Luc Gerritsen, who did the WLU Laurier will be wearing its yellow brough had nothing but accolades Joe Nastasiuk, the second leading kicking chores in his first year in 'home jerseys' as they did in The Point After: The Hawks for the defence. "The defence is receiver in the OUAA, had four 1984, will handle the place- Windsor because their popular will need to continue playing ex- just playing super", he com- catches for 73 yards. On the kicking duties. purple jerseys that they usually cellent defence, and put pressure mented. ground, Gerritsen and Andy Cec- Despite the stellar per- wear on the road, along with on Shoemaker. Dave Cumber is Fourth year linebacker Jon chini added 108 yards on 23 car- formances in other areas, New- some other equipment was stolen out with a rib injury, though. Of- Graffi led the defensive charge. ries. brough would like to see im- from the practice lockers early fensively, the Hawks will want to An all-Canadian candidate, Graffi Rainey, in his fourth year, provement from his specialty Saturday morning. control the ball with long drives picked was teams, though. so off two Windsor passes on the outstanding offensive Punter lan Mack- The Gryphons have a high as to keep the ball away from Saturday and ran player of the enzie has struggled for Guelph's vaunted offense. one back 37 game. His four field con- powered offence led by quarter- This yards. goals sistency Geoff Belanger and John on Saturday gives him 33 and no has broken back Mike Shoemaker, who is means playing mistake-free foot- Tavares added for his and long punt steals of their own, career, places him just a return all season. currently completing 70% of his ball. With the hopes of finishing as the four Hawks allowed only 229 shy of breaking the WLU Consequently, the Hawks are pass attempts, and running back, in first place still alive, the net yards. set record by Jerry Guyles be- losing yards on punting ex- Tom Newbigging. Shoemaker is Hawks have the needed motiva- Both teams tween changes, played rock-em, 1975 and 1979. thus putting more pres- also a very capable scrambler if tion to go for the victory. sock-em old fashioned sure on football, Rainey could break the record the offence to regain forced out of the pocket. Guelph but WLU's defence prevented tonight against the University of these yards. will be looking for revenge from Note: The Hawks play the cross- Windsor from scoring any touch- Guelph, but his status is unknown In Guelph, tonight, a large last year's Yates Cup loss to town rival University of Waterloo downs. The Lancers only because of a possible stress frac- crowd is expected to watch an Laurier, and will play a tough, Warriors, next Saturday October managed two field goals, and a « ture in his non-kicking leg. If important match between the hard-hitting game, as they always 15, at Seagram Stadium. Lacrosse Club Sticks it to Waterloo, (aSfe* Do you expect By Paul Tonin However, the Laurier Club rebounded in full force against Waterloo. After a close 17-16 '' loss at the hands Kerho once again led the Laurier attack of McMaster on September 25, the with three goals. Parchment and lan da l eS Laurier Lacrosse Club bounced back to 9et Kobelak chipped in with open the two markers month of October, crushing each, while Pat Hamilton, Bob Waterloo Lafrance, 12-6. Steve Graper, Rob Brown and Against Brian the Marauders, Laurier was McKenne all added singles. hamstrung by the loss of their regular With three regular season games goaltender. Rob Brown played well as remaining, Laurier heads into the substitute goalie, as the Club simply fell Thanksgiving break with a 2-1 record. one goal short. Leading the attack The Club's next action is at Guelph on The 1988-89 edition of the Student Directory against Mac was Chris Kerho with five October 16. Laurier's final two games (yet another one of your from Student Publica- goals. Pat Hamilton and Steve Jreebies Graper are at home, against Brock on October tions) will be coming out soon, but both added hat tricks, while we need your help! Wef Kevin Par- 23 and finishing off the season with chment chipped in need to know every full-time Laurier student's local ad- with a deuce. Jeff Western on October 30. Anyone wishing Lovell, Gord dress and phone number. | Chalk, and Bob Warwick to obtain additional information should -, . all added one goal each. call 746-0123. ■ t '■ .. If the Registrar's Office doesn't have your correct address or phone number, no-one is going to call or visit . | you all year. Remember that cute guy with the tight buns < you met at the keg party on Saturday? He won't know | where he should send tne traditional "follow-up flowers"! I And guys, you want to make sure that eveiy chick at WLU has your number In her very own black book (even though

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It was a golfer's paradise iast Thursday and Friday at the Lookout Point Golf Course in Fonthill, as the best amateur university golfers in the province gathered for the OUAA semi-finals. The Laurier contingent of Steve Koblynik, Mark Walker, David Holle, Paul Halyk and Tim Dilworth contested for the team title against nine other universities from southern and southwestern Ontario. The overall champion over the two day tourney was Queen's with a cumulative total of 624, followed closely by the University of Guelph with 630, and University of Toronto whose players totalled ' 631. • ' -• • ...■<* ,r Now this is what I call real togetherness!! The Rugby Hawks "tried" very hard this past week to Laurier finished in eighth place, an average of 11 strokes per gol- "convert" scoring opportunities such as this one against the Waterloo Warriors. The Hawks lost to fer off the pace, at 679. Koblynik led the Hawk charges, with a 163 the Warriors, but rebounded to defeat the Toronto Varsity Blues. Cord Photos by Brian Craig. total over 36 holes. That score was enough to tie him for 15th place with four other golfers in the individual rankings. Walker and Dil- worth chalked up 171 scores, while Holle totalled 178 and Halyk Rugby came in at 181 to finish out the Hawk tallies. Blues Overcome Hawksthe The individual title was copped by Queen's F. Dixon, as he col- lected a 78 and a 74, to lead the pack with a 152 total, By Serge Grenier tied at Rugby eight over par. the score 3-3 with a penal- the Hawks play on their Scott of own Trev Guelph and Dave Woods of Toronto each finished at 10 ty goal. . , turf. This Saturday they will 7 over 154, to tie for second. On a gorgeous Saturday play host to the Brock Badgers The OUAA finals will afternoon at Lexington Park, the In the second half, the Hawks and the following Saturday they be held on October 12 and 13 at West- mount Golf Country Rugby Hawks split their contests persistently drove downfield and will challenge the Waterloo War- and Club. Unfortunately, only the top five teams Blues; the were rewarded by a qualify for this confrontation, and because ofLaurier's disappointing with the Toronto host try by right riors. Both games are scheduled '

finish, the not . varsity side won 13-9 while the wing Jan Krizan. The conversion for 1:00p.m. team will be eligible for further competition. club side fell by a 15-7scone. attempt was unsuccessful, though, and the Blues were able to hang cm for the victory. Laurier 13 Toronto 9 -

The Varsity Hawks received Waterloo 7 Laurier 3 diversified scoring on the day, with left wing Dan Howe and Earlier in the week, the hooker Jamie Dol each scoring Hawks were entertained by their tries. Full back lan Allison was down-the-street neighbours, the the game's kicking star by con- Waterloo Warriors. The Varsity tributing a conversion and a pen- squad suffered a tough defeat, alty goal to the Laurier effort. falling to their hosts 7-3 in a low- scoring affair. Once again the On the club side, the day was Hawks had trouble scoring. Kick- not as successful, as WLU sur- er lan Allison contributed the rendered a try on a breakaway in only points, converting on a pen- the first half giving the Blues alty. control of the game's pace and a ?-3 lead. Eric Clarke had earlier The next two weeks will see

/F 1 - -V:. / '. ..r.". : l>y ■"' i; . ine cora weetay spurts 25 Thursday, October 6,1988 XXIV Olympiad in Seoulfinishes -- the Legacy Lives On Compete Together, but Steals the fc' Canada Show US/USSR X. By Dave Agnew from his injury. He trusted those around him. He would not have The Olympic Games have known he was being injected ended. The "blame game" is only with steroids unless somebody beginning. told him. Apparently, nobody did.

- In the aftermath of the shock- Hopefully, in the weeks and ing disqualification of Canada's months ahead the truth will Ben Johnson from the Olympics, emerge. In the meantime, let's due to a positive steroid test, the not condemn a man who, at question on most Canadians' worst, cheated in a foot-race and, minds was, "Why, Ben?". Per- at best, was a victim of pressure, haps we should instead be asking, greed and deceit. "Who?" and "How?". Unfortunately, the Johnson af- There is little doubt the fair stole the limelight from some lison Higson, Jane Kerr and prise bronze medal is a tribute to There were drug scandals with, of steroids were Ben's body long in of Canada's other Olympians. Andrea Nugent, won the bronze. his dedication and hard work. course, Ben Johnson in the fore- before the gun went off. The Carolyn Waldo led the way with The equestrian events proved Athletes such as gymnast front "spiked drink" theory is absurd a pair of synchronized-swimming to be a disappointment for Cana- Curtis Hibbert, canoeist Larry Despite all the controversy, highly and the chances that the gold medals: one in the solo com- da as lan Miller and his horse, Cain and runner Lynn Williams, the Olympic flame will once sophisticated and accurate testing petition and one in the duets, with Big Ben, failed to place in the to name just a few, also trained again burn brightly in the Games equipment was wrong next to are partner Michelle Cameron. In the medals. However, we did manage long and hard, but were not to come. The politics of Hitler, nil. Either Johnson was knowing- ring, Kitchener's Lennox Lewis a bronze medal with fine per- fortunate enough to take home the tragedy of Munich and the ly using the banned substance brawled his way to the gold in the formances from the Dressage medals. They gave their best and mass boycotts of Moscow and stanozolol, from his or someone super-heavyweight boxing divi- team of Cindy Ishoy, Ashley this is all we could ask of them. It Los Angeles did little to dampen entourage (read: Dr. Mario sion, while teammates Egerton Nicoll, Eva-Maria Pracht and is too bad Mark McKoy and some the Olympic spirit and there is no Astaphan Charlie Francis) was or Marcus and Ray Downey earned Gina Smith. Canadian yachtsmen of the other members of the track reason to think that the 1988 administering the drugs. silver and bronze medals respec- Frank McLaughlin and John Mil- and field delegation did not have Olympics were any different. Astaphan and Francis have tively. len also teamed up for a bronze. the courage to continue on in the Four years from now all will long been reputed to be highly Canada's swim team did not face of adversity, following the be forgiven, if not forgotten, and knowledgeable advocates of fare as well as they did at the Los Probably the gutsiest and steroid scandal. Canadians will once again cheer Angeles steroid use and several athletes games, but that was to be most satisfying achievement of The Seoul Olympics had its on our newest heroes. formerly under their care have expected with the increased com- Canada's athletes was that of share of memorable athletic per- Pure Canadian Gold come forward with incriminating petition from the Eastern Bloc na- Dave Steen. Steen, who ran his formers, such as Matt Biondi, evidence. They stood to gain tions. The men's 4xloo medley heart out in the final event of the Kristin Otto, Vladimir Artemov Carolyn Waldo, Individual Syn- healthy cuts of Big Ben's vast relay team, consisting of Mark decathlon (the 1500 race) to and Greg Louganis. There was m chronized Swimming >■■■■': marketing potential that would Tewksbury, Victor Davis, Tom win the bronze medal, has been questionable officiating, especial- Carolyn Waldo and Michelle accompany a gold medal per- Ponting and Sandy Goss, swam the top Canadian in this event fbr ly in the boxing competition. Cameron, Pairs Synchronized formance. Johnson was regularly an excellent race to capture the as long as I can remember, but There were political demonstra- Swimming given mineral injections and other silver medal. Their female until now he had had very limited tions as students rioted and North Lennox Lewis, Super- treatments to help him recover counterparts, Lori Melien, Al- success internationally.. His sur- Korea boycotted the Games. heavyweight Division, Boxing Soccer Hawks Shut Out on Road Trip Oh Grand Vizar ofKnowledge Please Ask Us Some Questions By Stephan Latour However, goaltender Derek Zapp made two The past weekend's action incredible saves to By Dave Agnew closed the door (hopefully keep the Lancer side off the temporarily) on the fast start of scoreboard. i On a positive note, though, the Laurier Soccer Hawks. One QUESTIONS: has to dig into the archives of the Hawks responded to the pres- 1985 to find two consecutive sure with offensive attacks of losses for the soccer Hawks. But their own. Anagnostopolous now the Hawks' latest action can worked his midfield magic, but 1. Whom did the Toronto Argonauts receive from Calgary in the Landry be added to the list, as they several chances were thwarted. Doug trade? dropped a pair of 1-0 matches to As well, the ailing Roy Abraham 2. Where do the Edmonton Eskimos play their home games? Windsor and Western. put a dig just over the crossbar, 3. Dave Stieb recently lost no-hitters in the ninth inning in two con- while Mike Cheravety was secutive starts. Who is the only pitcher to ever pitch back-to-back no- Western 1 Laurier 0 Peter Gilfillan made a timely brought down in the box, al- hitters? return from the C.S.L. though the penalty call never 4. How many seasons did Guy Lafleur play for the Montreal As the Hawks laced up their came. Canadiens? cleats against the Western team, shaken by the defeat, and Coach The Lancer marker was 5. Who is the manager of the Cleveland Indians? the veteran's boots remained un- Barry Lyon certainly did not en- notched as the left wing again 6. Orel Hershiser, of the Los Angeles Dodgers, recendy broke the major touched. The heretofore mag- joy losing against the Mustangs. showed its weakness. In attempt- league record for pitching consecutive scoreless innings. How nificent midfield was decimated Last week, the freshmen ing a foolish tackle, a Hawk de- many innings did he pitch without giving up a run and whose record

were • by injuries. The only exceptions praised, but that praise fender was deked by the Windsor did he break? < resulted 7. What to the plague of injuries that have from confrontations with the low- attacker, leaving the Lancers on a country won the silver medal in the men's Olympic basket- hit the Hawks lately were Frank ly Ryerson Rams and Guelph breakaway. A diving header by ball tournament? Anagnostopolous and Roy Gryphons. This week, the tide Peter Pointero in the 82nd minute 8. Who was the first player chosen in the 1986 NHL junior draft? 9. Who won gold Abraham. turned quickly, as Lyon noted was all that was needed for the the medal in the Olympic soccer competition? Despite the loss of several that "some of them [the rookies] Lancers to go home victorious. 10. What baseball player came second to Mark McGwire in last starters, though, the year's American League rookie-of-the-year voting? Hawks were out to lunch." Soccer Headers managed to step onto the pitch at Western, and control 60-70% of Windsor 1 Laurier 0 Overall, the weekend was a the play. The return of Peter Gil- disappointing one for the Hawks. filian from the C.Si's Hamilton Nevertheless, Lyon and the But the future should be brighter. Steelers, and the strong play ANSWERS: of troops regrouped and on the fol- After yesterday's game against Joe Formica kept the Mustang of- lowing day, the Hawks travelled McMaster, the Hawks enjoy a ten fence sputtering in the first half, to Windsor. had As happened in day respite from action, followed Seitzer Kevin 10. as Western managed only two London, Laurier opened strongly. by a series of home games which Union Soviet The 9. shots on goal. But the Lancers were able to ab- , include matches against Western Turgeon Pierre 8. Yet, in the second half, West- sorb the Buffalo's early pressure, and and Windsor. Yugoslavia 7. ern required only one opportunity respond with an offensive ons- The team should be able to Drysdale Don innings; 59 to conquer the Hawk opposition. laught of their 6. own. bounce back from its weekend Edwards Doc 5. A foolish play on Laurier's left In the 27th minute, a Lancer setbacks, though. The return of 14 4. defence allowed the Mustangs to was brought down in the 18 yard several injured veterans, the ar- Meer Vander Johnny storm in on goalie Uwe Kraemer, 3. box. Fortunately, the following rival of Lyndon Hooper from the Stadium Commonwealth who, despite a magnificent effort, penalty 2. kick was blasted over the Canadian national camp, and the manHall could not prevent the shot from Harold 1. cross bar. The Lancers continued of the being converted for continued acclimatization the lone goal to press for the next five minutes, rookies to the OUAA pf the afternoon. game bewildering the Hawk defence, should produce well-cjeserved Laurier was considerably and bringing panic to the ranks. victories. The Cord Weekly 26 Thursday, October 6, 1988 sports Who It?Woulda Thunk By Stinky Did you ever wonder why some people claim that the Toronto SCOREBOARD Sun is a lousy paper, yet it always gets the exclusive on big stories such as the Ben Johnson interview? Everyone will remember Ben Johnson's escapades at the Olympics, but will anyone remember the heroics of one of the mem- bers of Canada's sailing contingent who saved a competitor from OUAA Football OUAA Soccer drowning, at the expense of a potential silver medal? (see, I can't even remember his name) Team GP W L T F A Pis Team GP W L T F A Pu Were you aware that Ron Maclean of Hockey Night in Canada Western 4 4 0 0 128 37 8 Western 7 6 1 0 15 5 12 0 0 125 47 8 LAURIER 7 5 2 0 19 3 10 Olympic broadcast fame used to have our own Judy White of the Guelph 4 4 and LAURIER 4 3 1 0 76 56 6 Wind.or 7 5 2 0 17 5 10 Internship Office as a babysitter? Toronto 4 2 2 0 79 74 4 McMaiter 7 3 3 1 7 7 7 If Guy Lafleur can make the New York Rangers as their third best Windsor 4 1 3 0 52 65 2 Brock 7 2 4 1 6 11 5 right-winger, what does that say about the depth of the Ranger farm McM«ter 4 1 3 0 74 109 2 Waterloo 7 1 3 3 6 13 5 system, and all of Phil Esposito's trades in the past few years? York 4 1 3 0 43 111 2 Guelph 7 1 4 2 4 14 4 4 0 4 0 36 114 0 Ryer»oo 7 1 5 1 6 22 3 After Dave Stieb's two almost-no hitters, do you get the impres- Waterloo sion that someone upstairs does not want Dave to fulfill the prophecy Results: Results: he set forth in his book, Someday I'll be October 1 October 1 Western 4, Guelph 1 , Perfect. 1 Have you ever wondered why they package hotdogs that you can LAURIER 19, Windsor 7 Windsor 3, Guelph 0 McMaster 4, Waterloo eat at the ballpark in packs of 12, but the buns in packs of eight. Guelph 23, McMaster 14 Weitem 1, LAURIERO Western 29, Toronto 7 Brock 1, McMaster 0 Upcoming Games: 15] The word is that Wayne Gretzky does not really enjoy flying. If York 20, Waterloo 19 Waterloo 0, Ryerson 0 LAURIER at Waterloo (October that is the case, why did he agree to be traded to the NHL team which October 2 Brock at LAURIER (October 16) will accumulate the most flying hours of any every season? Upcoming Games: Windsor 1, LAURIERO Who really cares if Harold Ballard's live-in playmate adopts his LAURIER at Guelph (October 6 ) Brock 3, Ryerson 2 Waterloo at LAURIER (October 15) or not? last name, OWIAA Soccer Did you ever stop to consider why WLU does not have a water OUAA Rugby polo team? We certainly have the water. * Team GP W L T F A Pu Team GP W L T F A Pts anyone just sports on McMasier 6 5 1 0 20 8 10 Has calculated how much has been available Waterloo 4 4 0 0 73 9 8 — Western 4 4 0 0 9 1 8 television this year Winter Olympics, Summer Olympics, World Trent 0 0 62 34 8 4 4 LAURIER 6 4 2 0 11 4 8 Series and Pennant playoffs, Stanley Cup playoffs, NBA Playoffs, LAURIER 4 2 2 0 48 43 4 Waterloo 6 3 3 0 4 9 6 Toronto 4 1 3 0 52 45 2 NCAA Basketball, World Snooker Championships, Australian Rules Guelph 5 2 3 0 611 4 Brock 4 1 3 0 31 53 2 Football, golf and world championship wrist wrestling to illuminate Brock 5 1 4 0 8 13 2 RMC 4 0 4 0 15 97 0 only the highlights? Windsor 6 0 6 0 3 15 0 Can anyone tell me exactly what the golf term is for holing out on Results: Results: a par 5 hole in only 2 strokes? September 28 September 28 Brock 13, Toronto 12 Upcoming Games: Did you ever notice that Jay Schroeder, now of the L.A. Raiders, LAURIER 2, Guelph 0 at LAURIER 12) Waterloo 7, LAURIER3 Waterloo (October is only good at a sport for year? was a good September 30 atLAURIER 16) about a He catcher in the Trent 13, RMC 8 Brock (October Western 2, Waterloo 0 Western at LAURIER (October 19) Jays chain for around 365 days, and he starred with the Washington October 1 Redskins for a little over a year, after deciding it was easier to throw Waterloo 18,Brock 6 October 1 was to LAURIER 13, Toronto 9 balls than it catch them. Guelph 2, Windsor 1 Trent 18.RMC 4 I wonder if the Dundas Motts Clamatos Senior hockey team is McMaster 4, Brock 2 being to take October 2 paid by the Toronto Maple Leafs disgruntled players off Upcoming Games:

— McMaster 5, Waterloo their hands? After all, at least three ex-Leafs play for the squad Brock atLAURIER (October 8) 1 LAURIER 2, Stan Weir, Don Edwards, and Rocky Saganiuk. Waterloo at LAURIER (October 15) Windsor 1 You don't have to 1Runners Invade Guelph Special to the Cord best runner on the day was Brian Keast, wait until you graduate running in his first sanctioned race of the They ran hard. They ran long (about and 91st. 8 km). They ran, all ten of them, in the year, placing Guelph Invitational Cross-Country that Guelph meet was one to earn good money. was held in the Royal City on the The the first weekend. this season where Laurier was able to field a full squad of 10 runners. Other Olsten can show you how to turn your Western emerged as team champions notable finishes on the afternoon in- spare time into spare cash. We have a wide range [UKUM on the day, while down-the-street neigh- cluded Roland Maechler, Tom Gosling * bours and Wayne Riley, who all in the of temporary jobs that are ideal for students. services University of Waterloo came placed home with silver medal honours. The top 112 runners. for we Know how to Help We'll help you find jobs that are right Laurier Cross-Country team placed 12th your skills and your schedule. out of the 13 competing teams. One hundred and forty six runners Come to Olsten for top paying temporary took part in the race. As in the previous competition the WLU jobs. And make most of your college years. 32 Duke street took part in at York, Adam Wellsted was Next action for the cross-country Suite 200 the pride of Laurier contingent, placing team sees the guys in action here in \ Kitchener. Ontario NPH 2L7 / 77th, a respectable finish in the middle Waterloo, as the Hawks host their annual IW4 The (listen Corporation KOK MF H\ 741-1190 jS of the pack. The Golden Hawks' second invitation run on October 22.

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