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hen Joanna much-loved sci-fi show Sapphire not,” Joanna laughs, before Lumley tells you and Steel, and roles in the Pink considering the possibility. in her familiar, Panther. The 90s, of course, “Except that she lives for the soothing voice brought us Patsy Stone. moment. I’ve got to say, she that everything is The unapologetically awful doesn’t make any plans. She goingW to be alright, you can’t help sidekick to Jennifer Saunder’s lives like a leech off everybody but believe her. And the beloved Edina, Patsy’s hilarious apathy else, she uses Edina’s plastic to actress, 74, is resolute in her cemented her as a cultural icon. get what she wants, drinks far prediction that the coronavirus And her role in Absolutely too much and smokes like a pandemic will pass and we’ll be Fabulous remains Joanna’s chimney, so those aren’t things back to normal soon. personal favourite. “She’s been I would encourage. So there’s “You’ve got to do something, such fun to do and we all loved very little of Patsy I would pass which is try to live in the moment. each other so much and had forward as a recommendation, Try to live for today and do such a good time doing it,” except that she doesn’t care too the best you can,” Joanna’s Joanna explains. But don’t be much. I think that’s what we notoriously plummy tones chime expecting a reprisal any time might take from her – Patsy as we catch up over the phone. soon, as she adds, “After the doesn’t worry.” “Realise that all this will pass, that film we made, people said will Despite spending much of the it is going to get better. Don’t be there be another and began last year in lockdown, Joanna dejected…. Try to be cheerful. It’s speculating, but Jennifer said describes it as her busiest yet. a kind of duty and a discipline. no, so I think we’ve got to take Between filming for Finding Alice Keep your chin up, keep smiling that as a no.” alongside Keeley Hawes, her and being kind. These little things Is there anything at all we can recently-aired UK-based travel can make your heart feel a lot learn from Patsy? “Absolutely show and several radio plays, happier, knowing that you’re she’s kept busy. “I’ve been doing your best.” pretty flat out all the way With her infectious positivity, through,” she explains. it’s hard not to feel more at Joanna has been unable ease as Joanna tells us that to see much of her son or she’s had her first vaccine granddaughters, who live in and isn’t in the slightest bit Scotland, but has found joy in concerned about the virus. “I’m spending more time with her not a worrying kind of person. husband, Stephen Barlow. I’m a little bit kismet, either it A conductor, his work would will come and get you sadly, usually mean he is away as or it won’t,” she explains, much as Joanna would be. “Although I’m 112 years old, “It’s been lovely. We’re one of I’m quite fit and youthful, so I those lucky families, we get haven’t worried about it, no.” on,” she explains. “He’s my A mainstay on our screens best friend and somebody I for the best part of half a like talking to as much as century, the former Bond Girl anybody in the world, so that’s became a household name for never been a problem.” her breakout role as bob-haired Joanna says Together, they’ve enjoyed spy Purdey in The New husband binge watching French police Avengers in the 70s. The next Stephen is her dramas and spending time in decade saw more success in best friend the kitchen of their South

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London home. “I’ve always loved cooking. My husband is a good cook as well. That’s been quite interesting,” she adds, “But only quite interesting because we are both terribly fat now! We’re going to have to turn the corner and go, ‘OK, stop all this nonsense.’” For the actress who recently said she doesn’t eat during the day while on set, it’s quite a change of routine. But Joanna explains, “I ﬁnd my energy levels are much higher if I don’t eat… I think I prefer to have coffee in the morning and I scoot through the day. Unless I’m sitting at home with the fridge and I can see some delicious cheese in it. Then I’m afraid the door comes open!” She started out as a model and still looks as enviably amazing as ever. The secret to ‘Although I’m 112 years old, I’m quite fit and youthful’

her youthful glow? Joanna puts it down to a vegetarian diet. “I don’t do exercises or special face routines or anything. But keep calm, keep cheerful. Be a vegetarian or cut down a bit on ﬁsh and meat and eat more vegetables.” Of course, Joanna has no plans to retire. “It’s full steam ahead. When you’re acting, acting will retire you. So when you haven’t been asked to do anything for ﬁve years I think you can assume you are retired, but I’m still working away.” Her documentary on the Spice Route was forced to be pushed back last year, but Joanna says she hasn’t felt hard-done-by. “I don’t feel cheated. And funnily enough, doing the series last year going

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absolutely opened my eyes BRITA filters you can get tap to what a beautiful nation water to taste completely pure.” we live in.” Making small changes, the There is one burning issue actress said, can help us feel that is at the forefront of Joanna’s more in control when so much of mind, though. The actress the world is in flux. “It becomes has long championed the quite a joy, it doesn’t become a environment, and worries the chore. It becomes a pattern of pandemic has shifted focus away your life.” from the deadly threat of climate Joanna is no stranger to using change. “I think a lot of people her voice for the greater good. have thought while we’ve got the She’s campaigned for the lives of pandemic on our doorstep, let’s wild animals and the rights for put all the other worries aside,” Gurkhas, the infantry her father she explains. “But actually, there served in during the Second is a limit to how much we can World War, to settle in the UK. worry about the pandemic. But Joanna explains that her fame with the environment, you can would be pointless if she couldn’t absolutely make a difference. help out. “The only purpose of Reducing, reusing fame is to be and recycling… able to use it You can have for good such pleasure in ‘I reuse purposes. That knowing you’re is something doing your small I’ve felt is a bit to help save tinfoil and responsibility, a the planet.” pleasure, a joy, Growing up sponge and a duty. in the Far East, Now, I’m asking Joanna explains you to look at that upcycling is down the plight of something her things that we mother taught her. clingfilm’ chuck away “My mother was without thinking. brought up in Plastic is our India, where people tended to greatest enemy because it just have much less. Anything that doesn’t biodegrade.” we tend to throw away, they Whether it’s to tell us about wouldn’t, they’d pull it apart the threat of plastic, or reassure and reuse almost all of the us that everything is going to get components. That’s the great better, when Joanna speaks, we reusing quality she’s always listen. What’s it like to be such a seen. She hated throwing trusted National Treasure? “It’s things away.” the kindness thing in the world, Joanna with Patrick For Joanna, it’s meant it’s a sweet darling thing and I’m Macnee and Gareth a lifetime of reusable bags, terribly touched,” Joanna laughs. Hunt in The New upcycling old biscuit tins and “I think part of it is because I’m Avengers even using gin bottles to store very familiar, because I’ve been filtered water in her fridge. She’s banging around in front of you for working with BRITA on its about 50 years, so people know campaign to get the nation who I am. I’ve had this lovely to alleviate its “green guilt” warm reception to the parts I’ve by making small changes. played. People are kind and they And Joanna is a fountain of know I love them, so maybe they knowledge when it comes to love me back for that.” ●S green tips. “I save the paper, which I will then reuse to wrap BRITA is encouraging people to something. I save the string. follow its 10 Steps to Greening I sponge down clingfilm, fold Good guide – a practical guide it and reuse it. I reuse tinfoil. Of with simple processes to make it With Keeley As icon Patsy with course, plastic water bottles are easier to make little swaps and Hawes in Jennifer Saunders in one of the greatest sins. With the feel good about it Finding Alice Absolutely Fabulous

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S MAGAZINE ★ 14 MARCH 2021 19 ‘My hair muses are J.Lo, Kim K... and my mum’

British superstylist Chris Appleton shares his meteoric rise from Leicester hair salon to Hollywood’s red carpetss

ew ponytails have ever come with such a weighty swish of expectation as the one coiffed by Chris Appletonn F this January. Not merely a hairdo butt also history in the making, as the Chris’s mum is superstylist prepared his muse Jennifer his inspiration Lopez for a once-in-a-lifetime moment on the world’s biggest political stage. CV covers everyone from Katy Not a bad gig for a guy who started out Perry and Christina Aguilera in a hair salon in Leicester. to Ariana Grande and Adele. “Yeah, the US inauguration was a high However, one woman will always pressure job,” Chris laughs, with some degree stand out as his greatest muse of understatement. “I don’t usually get nervous – his mum. once I’m styling, but with 10 minutes to go, I still couldn’t stop curling. I said, ‘Jen, my Turning point stomach is in knots!’ It’s such a big event and “I’ve never lost that feeling I first I couldn’t help but feel that for her. had when I was nine years old, “I really wanted her to look her best, and I doing my mum’s hair,” he recalls. felt so proud when she stepped out to sing,” “When she looked in the mirror, he adds. “You could see her beautiful, open I saw how it would lift her shoulders. face, but all that extra glamour at the back. That was the turning point for me, I thought she looked like the ultimate J.Lo.” when I realised the emotional value in Jennifer Lopez is just one of many making people look good.” megastars to have been transformed At 13, Chris got his first salon job by Chris, 37. He’s synonymous with Kim and instantly set his sights on more Kardashian’s Instagram-breaking hair than sweeping up split ends. makeovers, having taken her from glass- “I qualified at 15, as fast as I could, haired brunette to platinum bombshell and then my next goal was to be top of the every shade of social media in between. salon price list,” he says. In between keeping up with the Soon, Chris was so in demand the salon

WORDS: LYNNE HYLAND PHOTOS: GETTY, INSTAGRAM.COM/CHRISAPPLETON1 HYLAND PHOTOS: GETTY, WORDS: LYNNE Kardashian hair demands, Chris’s hair had to create a new price list just for him.

20 He turned With his prodigious talent, the Ariana much fun along the way. From provinces were never going to icy blue one day to the next she could be contain Chris forever, and so began short, long, pink, blue, brunette, a life shuttling between Leicester blonde, and everyone wanted to and London, honing his craft at know how we did it without her fashion shows and magazine shoots. hair dropping off!” His big break came on set when Whatever twists lie ahead the make-up artist mentioned Rita in Kim’s life, we can certainly Ora needed a new hairdresser and expect more dramas from she was flying in from LA that night her hair. for a shoot the next day. Chris Chris created “We text each other stuff all booked into a dingy hotel on J.Lo’s glamorous the time and say, ‘What do you the off-chance, and his inauguration look think? Looks cool?’ She’s so phone pinged at 1.30am. He was in. great, she knows what she “I was incredibly nervous, wants to look like, but it’s always but as soon I was on set his luck in LA. He had no job, no agent and a collaboration,” says Chris. something took over – I was nothing beyond a few glam-squad contacts Their most famous reinvention, when that nine-year-old again, trying and a dream, but as he says, “I just decided Kim stepped out ice blonde at Paris Fashion to make someone look their it was now or never.” Week, was Chris’s idea combined with best,” he recalls. “After that, his client’s instinct. I worked with Rita every day Overnight success “I’d kept saying, ‘Let’s take it blonde!’ but for the next two years.” Three months on, with not a sniff of work, he only she knew when she was ready. And one It was a jet-setting was almost ready to hang up his hairdryer day she just was. We’ll do it again one day…” whirlwind of cuts and when a make-up artist While Chris keeps colours, with Chris’s recommendation landed the bleach on ice, he’s daring transformations him a booking on turning his attention to creating a buzz. The Voice with “From one day us civilians with his The day after filming Christina Aguilera. long-anticipated debut wrapped on The X “I waited, sweating to the next Kim product. Chris Appleton Factor, where Rita was with nerves, until I got x Color Wow Money a judge, Chris made called in just 20 minutes could be short, Masque pours his two the bold decision to before she went live,” he seemingly incompatible pack up his life and try recalls. “I didn’t have long, pink, passions – healthy hair enough time to style her and endless style hair, she didn’t want a switch-ups – into one wig, but something just blue, brunette, A-list pot. kicked in. I thought, ‘I “We’re compelled by didn’t come all this way blonde” social media to constantly to do a beachy wave.’ So change our look but you I grabbed one of my wigs – I had all of them have to put back what you’re taking out – the ready – and said, ‘Well, you’ve not tried one beauty of hair is in the condition,” he of mine, have you?’ She looked at it in the explains. “This mask gets absorbed into the mirror and was like, ‘Oh!’ And off she went cortex so it gives all that nourishment and wearing it on live TV. strength but also it gives guts, hold and “At the ad break she volume. I didn’t want a mask that leaves hair looked across at me and said, so super-soft it’s flat, I wanted one that also ‘Everyone loves your wig.’ gives a great performance for styling.” That moment was like, ‘I’ve His dream now, he says, is “to make done it.’ I’d passed the test.” every woman feel like J.Lo”, and it all goes Overnight, Chris became back to his roots. Hollywood’s most sought-after “I’m still the same person I was when stylist, single-handedly I started out, still excited by hair,” he says. reinventing the ponytail on “It’s like J.Lo said to me the other day, Ariana Grande, working every ‘You don’t even have to be the best at Kim went red carpet from the Oscars to what you do, you just have to put your heart blonde for the Met Gala, then soaring into and soul into making someone feel great.’ Paris Fashion Kim Kardashian’s orbit at the Hair trends change, but that never goes Week in 2015 perfect Instagram moment. out of fashion.” Chris and “It was all about constant Kim in LA change, and Kim and I had so Turn the page for some of Chris’s top looks…

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“I remembered when Christina was doing Dirrty and always changing her look, so I decided to dye her hair a soft lavender and added a braid and hair hoops – that became quite a thing afterwards. Bright colours can be love/hate but I feel pastel lilacs and pinks are just soft and pretty. Kim Kardashian’s glass hair I was surprised by how big a reaction it got but I was happy “We’d seen Kim with long hair before but I was thinking, ‘How people loved it.” can we make it different?’ The answer was making it shinier and shinier until it became like glass. To do that, I saturated her hair in Color Wow Dream Coat and dried it to a flawless tetexture.xtu Then I added Color Wow Extra Shine Spray and used Rita Ora’s Oscars chop a flaflattening iron to seal it and give that mirror-like finish.”

“Rita’s look was always evolvingng – we’dwe’d ddoneone it long, we’d cut it into a bob – andand thenthen rightright Ariana Grande’s before the Oscars I said, ‘Let’s just cut youryour hair really short.’ It just felt like the rirightght time. snatched ponytail We wanted it to be timeless. I lloveove howhow iitt shows that ultra-short hair can still be really “Ariana is so amazing at creating an soft and feminine.” iconic ponytail look. We made it longer, more dramatic and we made it snatched. A ‘snatch’ is all about the right tightness and the perfect placement of a ponytail so it lifts the whole face. Ariana looks so ﬁerce but because you still have a lot of hair it’s really feminine. It’s just a really empowering look.” Dua Lipa’s Rolling Stone shoot

“I’ve just started working with Dua Lipa, and her Rolling Stone cover is one of my favourite shoots this Katy Perry’s year, with her hair tumbling down, looking so glossy. I love hair to Met Gala beehivee look expensive.”

“That was one of the most ambitiousmbitious looks I’ve ever done. Katy sentnt me a reference of what she wantedd aandnd I spent a whole week practising.ng. I kknewnew I wouldn’t have a lot of time oonn the ninight.ght. Then I created it all on her head.ad. A lotlot of people thought that was a wigg butbut itit Chris Appleton is Color Wow global creative director,

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ince winning the hearts of old lady with a walking stick [laughs]. of them for a reason – to play together! the nation along with the I’m For me, that’s what Mother’s Day is It has been challenging. There are only A Celebrity crown last year, all about though. so many times you can go on the Giovanna Fletcher has been same walks and expect them to find it busy getting back to what How would you describe the fun. I think they are ready to see other Sshe does best – being a mum. Fletcher household? people and be away from us now. The author has left memories of the The Fletcher household is loud and ITV reality show’s Welsh castle behind chaotic! It’s full of fun and adventure. How did you feel about them going to focus on her boys – McFly pop star We love going for walks with hot back to school? hubby Tom Fletcher, 35, and their sons chocolate in our flasks and a can of Excited. Last June, we didn’t send Buzz, six, Buddy, five, and Max, two. squirty cream. We are best when we’re them back because it didn’t make But ever the businesswoman, Gi outside. I would love to have a family sense for us. But this time, I feel like can’t resist taking time out from family who are into arts and crafts, but that’s they need it. life to pose in our exclusive shoot to not us. We’re a physical family who celebrate her upcoming Happy Mum, need to be out doing stuff. Have you missed them? Happy Baby virtual event, based on It’s a mixture of feeling a little lost at her hit podcast of the same name. What sort of parent are you? first, but also being able to get stuck “It’s so nice to feel a little glamorous I am a mash-up. I have moments into work. There’s definitely that feeling after being in loungewear for so long!” where I’m really playful and we’re of being able to breathe again. laughs Gi. “I feel like every day out at having lots of fun. Then moments the moment is special.” when I’m really chilled and relaxed – Buzz fractured his arm recently. And now her boys are back letting them jump around and do what What happened? in school, Gi has big plans. She they like. Then I can be quite firm. I He was on his bike going down a hill interviewed the Duchess of Cambridge think homeschooling has and his wheel must have gone down about motherhood on her podcast made every parent firm at times. a hole. We weren’t sure how bad it and has now set her sights on former was, so we waited for an hour to First Lady of the US, Michelle Obama What’s it been like entertaining see if the pain eased off. But then he – her dream guest. the boys during lockdown? tripped over a pillow and landed on “I’d love to know what it was like All we hear all the time is, “Mum, Dad, it again. I tried to put a bandage on to bring up girls in the White House,” will you play with me?” I created three it but even that made him cry. So we she beams. phoned 111 and the doctor said it Here, the Queen of the Castle, 36, was best he went for an X-ray just to opens up about motherhood…

So, Gi, what have you got planned Giovanna for Mother’s Day? after her I do love a nice lie-in. That’s as big as I’m A I go in terms of what I want [laughs]. Celeb win Then I’ll go downstairs and have some lovely food. It’s an excuse to put my feet up more. It’s also a nice day to look at your family and feel that sense of joy that you’ve created life. It’s a day of appreciation.

Do you get gifts? I always get a handmade card – The family love although last year, I was drawn one being outdoors Chatting to the Duchess

WORDS: EMILY WHITWAM MAIN PHOTO: PHOTOGRAPHER: LORNA ROACH STYLIST: BRONAGH MEERE HAIR & MAKEUP: ENYA SULLIVAN BRONAGH MEERE HAIR & MAKEUP: ENYA MAIN PHOTO: PHOTOGRAPHER: LORNA ROACH STYLIST: WHITWAM WORDS: EMILY that made me look like I was an of Cambridge

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be sure, and that’s where we found he’d fractured it.

Do you ﬁnd moments like that scary? Boys who like climbing trees hurt themselves a lot. You’re forever telling them to stop, but they never seem to listen.

What’s the secret to your happy marriage? At the moment, every night we try to come together and reconnect on the sofa to watch This Is Us. We spend the last bit of the day crying together watching it. It’s a very emotional show!

Your podcast is a huge success and you interviewed the Duchess of Cambridge. What about Meghan next? That would be amazing. I’m sure Meghan’s interview would have similarities and differences to other people we’ve had on. I missed her sharing the news about her miscarriage because I was in the castle at the time. But I think it’s so incredible when women who have a platform like hers share, because it is the loneliest grief.

And what was Kate like? She was incredible. She was just so elegant and poised. When you see her talking to anyone, she really is engaged and listens to every word they are saying.

Tell us about upcoming virtual event Happy Mum, Happy Baby… It’s at the end of this month. We don’t have the same support network we would normally have as mothers. That community was really nice when we did a virtual event last time. So we’re doing another to cover topics we haven’t before. There’s also going to be activity-based things like cooking to do with the kids. It’s completely free, which is so important. I always want to be accessible. ●S

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S MAGAZINE ★ 14 MARCH 2021 29 Life as I know it Ore Oduba Presenter and actor Ore Oduba, 35, reveals his perfect Sunday and the wise words his dad once shared with him

My secret skill is… I’m really good at If I could pass any law I’d… make it If I had half an hour left on Earth, I’d… rolling up paper and tossing it in the bin. so people had to FaceTime friends once spend the first 10 minutes on stage in I have a 99% success rate from any range. a week, just to check in on them and see the West End belting out a number. Then I’m sensational at it. Michael Jordan’s got how they’re getting on. I’d spend the next 10 minutes wolfing nothing on me when I’m on fire. The NBA down a combination of Domino’s pizza should call me up! The one thing I’d change about and Chinese takeaway. The last 10 minutes myself… I wish I didn’t care so much will be spent hugging my family, waiting for I am most proud of… having a family. about tidiness. Things have to be in the inevitable! Straight up. It’s an obvious one but it’s order and returned to the right place. also the truest. I always wanted to get I’m very particular about order. It would A cause close to my heart is… Comic married and thought that having a family be nice to not care as much. Relief. It’s amazing, what it does. When of my own would be the biggest success. Red Nose Day comes around every year, The best day of my life was… It’s it gives you a chance to reflect. This year’s The best thing a family member has difficult to say when you have a kid campaign with TK Maxx is a really fun way taught me… It might have been when and a wife so here’s how I’m going to get involved. ●S I was at school – my father told me to to get around it. My best day was work harder than everyone else. My definitely my wedding day. The fact Ore is supporting Red Nose Day 2021 by dad was educated in the UK but born in I was getting married to the woman wearing a T-shirt featuring Pixar characters. Nigeria. He said if you want to succeed, I wanted to spend the rest of my life It’s available online at tkmaxx.com to raise imagine everybody is working hard – that’s with surrounded by people we care money for Comic Relief the minimum – so you have to work harder about. But every day is now the best than anyone else to ggetet on. It’s day of my life because definitely been the ccase.ase. our son is with us.

My perfect Sundayy is… I’d deﬁnitely start thee day with a lie-in as I don’t gett that too often. I can’t remembermber being let out of the hhouseouse so let’s say a bottomlessmless lunch in a restaurantt followed by a lovely walk somewhere leafy. Coats and scarves on as it’ll be a bit chilly. Then watch a movie under a blanket andd have a cheeky The star with his afternoon nap followedwed mother and son (left) Ore and his by my wife Portia’s wife Portia Sunday roast dinner.r.

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S MAGAZINE ★ 14 MARCH 2021 31 Happy ever afters Indulge in these seriously delicious desserts

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Coffee and walnut bundt cake Serves 10-12 250g soft butter, plus extra for greasing 250g caster sugar 4 eggs 250g self-raising flour, sifted 2 tsp baking powder 4 tsp instant coffee 1 tbsp hot water For the icing glaze: 125g icing sugar 1 tbsp unsalted butter, at room temperature 2 tbsp boiling water Handful of walnut pieces, to decorate Fresh edible flowers, to decorate (optional) ● Preheat the oven to 180°C/160°C fan/gas mark 4. ● Lightly grease the bundt ring mould with butter. ● Combine the butter, sugar, eggs, flour and baking powder in a large bowl. Beat until smooth. ● Dissolve the instant coffee in the measured hot water and stir into the cake mixture. ● Spoon the mixture into the bundt ring. Bake for 40 minutes or until well risen and firm to the touch. ● Leave to cool for a few mins, then turn out on a wire rack and allow to cool completely. ● To make the icing glaze, sift the icing sugar into a small bowl. ● Make a well in the centre of the sugar and add the softened unsalted butter. ● Pour two tablespoons of boiling water over the butter to melt it. Stir together until smooth. (If you want the glaze to be a little thicker, add extra icing sugar.) ● Pour the glaze over the cake extra for dusting into the prepared tin and press and continue beating until and let it set, then decorate with 1 tbsp lemon juice firmly down into the base the mixture has been walnuts and fresh edible flowers. 280ml double cream to create an even layer. completely combined. 200g fresh berries ● Chill in the fridge for 2 hours ● Spoon the cream cheese No-bake vanilla (blackberries, blueberries to set firmly. mixture over the biscuits and cheesecake with and red currants work well) ● Slice the vanilla pod in half smooth it over the base with fresh berries ● Butter and line a 25cm lengthways and scrape out a spatula, making sure there Serves 6-8 loose-bottomed tin with the seeds using the back of a are no air bubbles. 100g butter, melted, baking parchment. kitchen knife, then set aside. ● Leave to set in the fridge plus extra for the tin ● Blitz the digestives and ● To make the filling, place the overnight. Bring the cheesecake 125g digestive biscuits gingernuts in a food processor. soft cheese, icing sugar, vanilla to room temperature, for about 125g gingernut biscuits ● Transfer to a bowl, then pour seeds and lemon in a bowl, 30 minutes, before serving. 1 vanilla pod over the melted butter. Mix then beat with an electric mixer ● Finally, dust with a little 600g soft cheese thoroughly until the crumbs are until smooth. icing sugar then decorate 100g icing sugar, plus a little completely coated. Tip them ● Pour in the double cream with fresh berries.

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Indulgent double chocolate pudding Serves 6 100g butter, melted, plus extra for greasing 3 eggs 175ml milk 250g self-raising flour 75g cocoa powder 1 tsp baking powder 150g brown soft sugar 100g dark chocolate, finely chopped 100g milk chocolate, finely chopped For the sauce: 300ml water 200g brown soft sugar 50g cocoa powder ● Preheat the oven to 180°C/ 160°C fan/gas mark 4 and butter a two-litre ovenproof dish. ● Whisk the melted butter, eggs and milk together in a jug until smooth. ● Sift the flour, cocoa and baking powder into a large bowl, then stir in the sugar. ● Pour the butter mixture over the flour and mix well to a smooth batter. Stir in the dark and milk chocolate, then spoon into the prepared baking dish. ● To make the sauce, bring the water and sugar to the boil in a saucepan, then add the cocoa and whisk until smooth. Lemon polenta cake 100g fresh raspberries into your prepared tin. Scatter ● Pour evenly over the top with raspberries 1 small handful of pistachio the raspberries on top and of the batter and then place and pistachio nuts, roughly chopped push them lightly into the cake the dish in the oven. Serves 6-8 For the syrup: batter. Then bake in the oven ● Bake for 25-30 minutes. 200g soft unsalted butter, Juice of 2 lemons for about 40 minutes, until the As it bakes, the sauce sinks plus some for greasing 125g icing sugar edges of the cake have begun to the bottom, so you end up 200g caster sugar ● Line the base of a 23cm to shrink away from the sides with a sponge that is just firm 200g ground almonds loose-bottomed cake tin with of the tin. to the touch with a runny 100g fine polenta baking parchment and grease ● Remove from the oven chocolate sauce underneath. 1½ tsp baking powder its sides lightly with butter. and place on a wire cooling ● Serve hot with double cream 3 large eggs ● Preheat the oven to rack but leave in the tin. or ice cream. Zest of 2 lemons 180°C/160°C fan/gas mark 4. ● To make the syrup, add the ● Beat the butter and sugar lemon juice and icing sugar to Reader offer until pale and whipped using a smallish saucepan and bring a freestanding mixer. to the boil. Gee whizz ● Mix together the almonds, ● Once the icing sugar has Blend your way to a healthier day polenta and baking powder, dissolved into the juice, remove with fresh fruit, veg and nuts using then beat some of this into the from the heat. NutriBullet Balance. With the built-in butter-sugar mixture, followed ● Prick the top of the cake all scales and the Bluetooth-enabled by 1 egg, then alternatively add over with a skewer, pour the nutrition system you can accurately the dry ingredients and eggs, warm syrup over it and leave weigh each ingredient. To order for £149.99 plus £3.99 UK beating all the while. to cool before taking it out of mainland p&p, call 0871 664 3474 and quote SM094. Calls ● Finally, beat in the lemon its tin. Finally, scatter with the

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S MAGAZINE ★ 14 MARCH 2021 43 Top f i ves Charlotte Heathcote Fiction 1. The Midnight Library Matt Haig (Canongate, £8.99) 2. The Darkest Evening Ann Cleeves (Pan Macmillan, £8.99) 3. The Boy, The Mole, The Fox And The Horse Charlie Mackesy (Ebury Press, £16.99) 4. Grown Ups Marian Keyes (Penguin, £8.99) 5. Cry Baby Mark Billingham (Little, Brown, £8.99) Non-ﬁction

1. Pinch Of Nom Quick And Easy Kay Featherstone & Kate Allinson (Bluebird, £20) 2. Pinch Of Nom Everyday Light Kay Featherstone & Kate Allinson (Bluebird, £20) 3. Pinch Of Nom Kay Featherstone & Kate Allinson (Bluebird, £20) 4. A Life Lost Cathy Glass (HarperCollins, £7.99) 5. The Fast 800 Easy Dr Claire Bailey And Justine Pattison (Short, £16.99) The plot thickens Children’s 1. Gigantosaurus: Dino Spot Enjoy two gripping tales inspired by real-life events Jonny Duddle (Templar, £1*) 2. Protect The Planet! The Cold Millions ***** against the myriad injustices of the world. The Jess French And Aleesha Jess Walter brothers get embroiled in a day of protest in Nandhra (DK Children, £1*) (Viking, £16.99) Spokane, Washington, only to be savagely 3. The River Whale The author of Beautiful Ruins returns with a repressed by local police under the sway of Sita Brahmachari riveting historical novel set in 1909 and based villainous mining magnate Lemuel. (Orion Children’s, £1*) on real events. The dirt-poor Dolan brothers The Dolans’ foray into direct action 4. What The Ladybird Heard are American labourers who scratch a living ultimately has life-changing consequences for – Story Play by travelling from town to town, hitching rides them both and this gripping novel hurtles Julia Donaldson on the ever-expanding railroads. towards a devastating conclusion. And Lydia Monks The eldest, Gig, is handsome, intelligent, It’s a timely and poetic read that vividly (Macmillan Children’s, £1*) and finds himself drawn to trade union depicts the American melting pot at its most 5. Luna Loves World Book politics. His younger brother Rye, 16, has no unequal and volatile and Walter’s depiction of Day Joseph Coelho interest in politics until he falls for suffragette class warfare makes it painfully obvious that (Andersen Press, £1*) and socialist activist Elizabeth Gurley Flynn. the deck is stacked against lowly workers in Soon, he too finds himself reeled in to fight favour of a tiny minority of rich men. *NOT AVAILABLE FROM EXPRESS BOOKSHOP *NOT AVAILABLE

44 S MAGAZINE ★ 14 MARCH 2021 BOOKS Laughter for the kids Charlotte Heathcote chooses The Cold Millions is a compelling portrait of America at fun books for younger readers the dawn of the 20th Century, capturing the upheavals wrought Picture books In Mark Powers’ Space by rapid change, a world “where In The Lipstick, written Detectives (Bloomsbury a rich handful lived in the clouds by Laura Dockrill and Children’s, £6.99), Connor while the rest starved and slaved illustrated by Maria and Ethan discover the and slept on dirt”. Karipidou (Walker, £12.99), space station they call Huston Gilmore a little boy decorates home is set for a messy the house with his mum’s collision with the moon. The Lamplighters *** best lippie. What will his Find out who has changed by Emma Stonex family say? the course of the space (Picador, £14.99) station in this funny Three remote lighthouse keepers Children will roar with and action-packed disappear without a trace off the laughter when they meet cosmic adventure. Cornish coast. In their wake, the birds of Scratchy they leave a weather log Bottom or Pantyfallen Nine to 12-year-olds reporting a storm that never – both real places! – in Sam Copeland returns with existed, two stopped clocks You Live Where? by John Uma And The Answer To and three women waiting Hay and Garry Parsons Absolutely Everything for answers. (Macmillan, £6.99). (Puffin, £6.99). Uma finds a Some 20 years later, in 1992, small earpiece with an owl a novelist comes looking for In Uncle Bobby’s on it – and it can answer those answers, forcing each WWedding by Sarah S all her questions. But its of the three women to reckon Brannen, illustrated by ruthless inventor wants it with her own version of events. Lucia Soto (Hachette back. This fast-paced As the action flips between the CChildren’s, £12.99), Chloe adventure is full of warmth men and the women, and past iis jealous that her beloved and wit. and present, the troubled uuncle is getting married. relationships between the But Uncle Bobby and In the inventive and players are revealed. UUncle Jamie prove that lively The House At The It’s an undeniably arresting hhaving two uncles is even Edge Of Magic by Amy premise, made even more bbetter than one. Sparkes (Walker, £6.99), intriguing by the fact that it’s pickpocket Nine steals an inspired by the real-life SevenS to nine-year-olds ornament that grows into disappearance of three lighthouse InI Two Terrible Vikings a magical house. Can keepers in the Outer Hebrides in 1900. bby Horrid Henry author she break its curse and The mystery itself is a slow burn and may FFrancesca Simon (Faber & free the wizard, the troll be too subtle for fans of pacier whodunnits. FFaber, £6.99), terrible twins and, er, talking spoon that Although Stonex drops careful clues HHack and Whack menace live there? throughout the story, when the answers do ttheir Viking kingdom with arrive, some feel slightly anticlimactic. llooting, stealing and In We Got Lost In However, the atmospheric world of the fifighting, egged on by their Dreamland by Ross lighthouse will keep readers engrossed. pparents. Can anyone stop Welford (HarperCollins, Stonex pays faithful tribute to the craft of tthem in their tracks? £12.99), Malky finds a lighthouse keeping – now a lost art thanks to Dreaminator which automation – and the strange isolation these PPamela Butchart returns transports him and brother men were forced to endure. wwith The Broken Leg Of Seb into far-flung worlds She paints a gripping portrait of three men DDoom (Nosy Crow, £6.99). beyond their wildest on the brink, awash with simmering tension MMaisie is in hospital with a imagination. However, and punctuated by the odd habits that form bbroken leg when spooky when Seb gets stranded when people are forced to spend too long tthings start to happen. in the Stone Age, Malky cramped together – which is perhaps an CCould an ancient curse be must go back in time all-too familiar sensation during lockdown. tto blame? And can her pals to save him before time The result is a haunting mystery in the ssave the day? runs out. tradition of Wilkie Collins. Lija Kresowaty To buy these books, see Bookshop on page 69

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S MAGAZINE ★ 14 MARCH 2021 47 Mother’s They were friends at school but took Day very different paths by Caroline Bishop

’m in the newsagent’s when definitely her – puts the magazine I see her. I’ve been searching back in the rack and steps for a Mother’s Day card, but towards me, a smile breaking I none of the jokey messages over her face. “It is you!” seem appropriate. My mother “Hi, Susie. How are you?” doesn’t like chocolate or drink “Really good,” she says. “Wow, too much wine while she cooks, I mean, how long has it been?” nor is she especially appreciative “I don’t know. Must be of cats or flowers. She is an 20 years or so.” academic who follows rugby “My wedding?” union and watches history Was it? It seems wrong, in documentaries. Do card shops hindsight, that her wedding not cater for women like her? should be the last time we saw I give up, look away from the each other. But also appropriate rack and it is then that I see the – a watershed moment, a stark woman browsing magazines. divide between childhood and Shoulder-length blonde hair, adulthood, between Susie’s familiar glasses – not the same life and mine. ones, surely? – and a blousy “Yes,” she says. “It must have pink top tucked into high waist been.” I see Susie on her father’s jeans which veer more towards arm, walking down the aisle, comfort than fashion. a DJ playing Come On Eileen I stare for a few seconds, and I Will Survive, all of us from picturing a school barn dance, school tucking into the late-night a girl with wonky blonde pigtails sausage rolls and sandwiches thus arranged by her friends, just as we had at all of our who’d got her drunk on birthday parties growing up. homemade cherry vodka Eighteen. We still had so still there! We thought he was thought crosses my mind that beforehand. A straight-A student, much more growing up to do. ancient when he taught us, Susie could be a grandmother a good girl, tipsy for the first “Wow,” Susie says again. didn’t we? He was probably only before I am even a mother. Jason time, slightly off balance as she “A lifetime ago – thank goodness.” our age now.” She raises her could have a child before I do, do-si-doed and stripped the She laughs, rolls her eyes. eyebrows, shakes her head and if he follows Susie’s example. willow, eyes glazed and a wide “I expect you heard we got there’s a momentary silence Jason, the boy who no doubt smile on her face. divorced?” as we both fall back into had Susie changing nappies, Susie. “I did.” I don’t know how. Mr Robson’s maths class – me spooning out Calpol, wiping up As though I have spoken A mutual friend? The parental stealing not-so surreptitious spills and baking birthday cakes out loud, the woman turns and grapevine? Facebook? glances at Susie’s work, her while I was drinking after-work looks right at me and the same “I’m sorry.” pretending not to notice. cocktails on a rooftop bar in recognition slides across her Susie shrugs. “One of “But how about you?” she says. Singapore, holidaying with face. I wonder what she sees those things. But the kids are “Are you married? Children?” university friends in Bali and when she looks at me – a wonderful. Phoebe’s 14 going “None of the above.” Thailand, dating a succession of straight-B student who preferred on 24 and Jason’s in sixth form Susie gives me the look – thin inappropriate but irresistible men. making cherry vodka to revising. now, can you believe it?” smile, cocked head, sympathetic “Perhaps.” I say finally. “But A goodish but restless girl who “No.” I shake my head, smile. eyes. “Still time.” I’m pretty focused on work right couldn’t wait to leave home and “I really can’t. Are we actually I shrug. I never know what to now. I run my own business.” see what the world could offer her. that old?” say to that. Maybe I don’t want My mid-life crisis. My baby. “Laura?” Susie – because it is “I’m afraid so. But Mr Robson’s what you have. Maybe. The “Oh, how wonderful,” Susie

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afternoon,” I say. “Back to London. It was just a ﬂying visit really.” I shrug. “Sorry.” Susie smiles, a little disappointment in it, but I know it won’t linger. She doesn’t need me in her life. “Not to worry. Maybe next time.” She taps me on the arm, bridging the gap that sits between us and a shadow of the closeness we once shared crosses my skin. “It was great to see you again, Laura,” she says. I nod. “You too.” We could keep in touch, I want to say, and I wonder if she’s debating saying the same. But I know we won’t. She turns, giving me a little says, her smile faltering just bag on her shoulder. The fake to go to drink under-age?” wave as she does, and my eyes a little. “I work part-time in the leather is peeling in places. Susie laughs. “Oh, I guess you follow her as she leaves the library. Love it.” She folds her Are we? Are we just the same? did. I don’t know if I ever went.” shop. Outside, she stops again arms across her chest and I Same same but different – my Her smile is a little self-conscious. almost immediately as someone think of all those A grades, all mind offers up the expression “But they tarted it up long ago. greets her in the doorway. They those effusive school reports, I saw emblazoned across T-shirts It’s quite posh now. One of those hug and I hear Susie laugh. And Mr Robson encouraging her to and posters and caps along gastropub places. I meet some for a minute I am 17 again, I am apply to Cambridge. No one from Bangkok’s Khao San Road. friends there every Wednesday, drinking homemade cherry vodka our year did, in the end. “What “Well, I’ll let you go,” she says. for book group.” She makes in someone’s parents’ basement, are you doing back here, “I have to pick up Phoebe from inverted commas in the air as I am putting Susie’s hair in wonky anyway?” she says. netball practice. She’s in the she says it and I picture a group pigtails and we are walking arm “To see Mum. It’s Mother’s Day under-16s county league now.” of women round a table, a bottle in arm to the school dance, life tomorrow.” Pride blooms in her face and it of white in a cooler, 10 minutes stretching out ahead of us, “Oh, yes, so it is. My lot will makes me look away. “But how of book talk and then two hours invisible, unlived. ●S probably forget.” She tuts. about we meet up for a drink? of chat about their kids, their “And how is your mum?” I’d love to hear more about this husbands, their busy lives in © Caroline Bishop 2021. “Much the same – a few more business of yours. Monday the town they have always Caroline debut novel The Other wrinkles, a little slower, but the night in the King’s Arms?” lived in. It sounds nice. It Daughter (Simon & Schuster, same, really.” My eyebrows shoot up. sounds claustrophobic. £7.99) is out now. See

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S MAGAZINE ★ 14 MARCH 2021 49 INTERVIEW My favourite photograph by John Suchet The broadcaster and author, 76, tells of his 2015 radio prank with actor brother David and the close bond they share

“A few weeks David’s most famous role as the before April Belgian detective Hercule Poirot. Fool’s Day Then another message came 2015, my in saying, ‘I think Classic FM are producer at pulling an April Fool’s joke on us. Classic FM Come and listen, everybody.’ said he’d After that, it just went bonkers. come up At about 9.45am we revealed our with an idea. little subterfuge on air and had What did I think about getting my a chat before I took over the brother David to present the first presenting reins. It was terrific hour of my morning show on fun and we had this photo April 1 without telling the listeners taken afterwards. it was him, not me? ‘Just let him As you can probably tell from introduce the musical pieces as this image, David and I have you would,’ he said, ‘and let’s always been close. One thing see whether anyone notices.’ that brought us together as To be honest, I didn’t think it children was the fact that Dad was a great idea. A lot of people was determined to send us both ask us to do a brothers’ double to boarding school in deepest act and we usually decline. But Kent. I went just before my ninth when I mentioned it to my wife birthday. David, who’s younger, Nula, her face lit up. ‘That’s a followed two years later. brilliant idea,’ she said. ‘Why We were city boys and had not? It will be great fun, it been brought up in a block of will take the mystery out of flats over London’s Baker Street presenting classical music Tube station. Suddenly, we and the listeners will enjoy it.’ were on the coast of Thanet more emotional and thrives in did I think? I said, ‘David, don’t I said she might think it was overlooking the grey North Sea company more easily. I worked go near it. Albert Finney and a great idea but I didn’t – and and we could hear foghorns at as a broadcaster at ITN for Peter Ustinov have already I could assure her my brother night from our dormitory. I’d often 32 years, which was a very played the character on film. And wouldn’t either. So I rang him put my arm around David to collaborative affair, but I am you’re making your name at the and he said, ‘What a terrific idea!’ comfort him and we couldn’t more self-contained. Royal Shakespeare Company. I was outvoted. wait for the holidays. To this David is also very wise. He’ll You don’t want to do something When we got David into the day, we talk with utter pain and often come out with a comment like that.’ And the rest, as they studio, he didn’t say who he was regret about those early years. which strikes me as clever and I’ll say, is history. or attempt to impersonate me. People often say we’ve wonder how he knew that. And We still laugh about it. He’ll He just started presenting the pursued similar careers, which is the answer is because he is joke, ‘I want your advice on show in his usual voice. Nothing quite untrue apart from the fact always immersing himself in something – and whatever you happened for about 20 minutes that you’ll often find us on stage other people’s characters. say, I’m going to do the exact and we began to think it was or in front of a camera. If you That said, as I’m the older opposite because I’ve learnt going to fall dreadfully flat. But take that away, David is always brother, he still turns to me for that’s the way to do it.’”●S then a listener sent in a message delving into somebody else’s advice. He famously phoned saying, ‘Is that really you, John? character; I am always myself. me one evening and said he’d Mozart: The Man Revealed Or do I detect a certain Belgian There are other differences, been offered the title role in by John Suchet is out now Poirot (Elliott & Thompson, £9.99) WORDS: ANGELA WINTLE PHOTOS: PA PHOTOS, GETTY WORDS: ANGELA WINTLE PHOTOS: PA twang?’ – referring, of course, to too. David, being an actor, is , a new TV series – what

50 S MAGAZINE ★ 14 MARCH 2021 What to watch This week’s best new drama, comedy and entertainment shows

Comic Relief 2021 Friday, 7pm, BBC One Without fail, it’s one of the biggest evenings in the TV calendar. For one night only, Paddy McGuinness, Alesha Dixon, Sir Lenny Henry, Davina McCall and David Tennant will be hosting an entertaining show bursting with fun, laughter ENTERTAINMENT and lots more famous faces. Highlights will include sketches and parodies Bear & Jonny Wilkinson’s Wild Adventure of some of your favourite shows including The Vicar Of Dibley, Jack Whitehall’s Tuesday, 8pm, ITV celebrity Zoom meeting and Mel Giedroyc as Bridget Jones singing All By Myself. Two alpha males battling brutal weather and surviving It’s not to be missed. 50-metre sheer drops and icy river swims on Dartmoor sounds like the plot of a Hollywood action film. But the survival experience is actually more like a therapy session as former rugby star Jonny Wilkinson, 41, lets his guard down to Bear Grylls during their struggles – opening up about how a fear of failure as a child drove him on to sporting glory. DOCUMENTARY 2020: The Story Of Us Tuesday, 9pm, ITV Oscar-winning Touching The Void director Kevin Dr Shondipon Macdonald tells the Laha in story of coronavirus Lancashire in Britain through the Hospitals experiences of those Intensive who have been Care Unit affected. Set against DRAMA the backdrop of the UK’s second wave, the Grace deeply human film hears Sunday, 8pm, ITV from frontline NHS staff The Lakes and Life On Mars through personal testimony actor John Simm brings the and observational footage. It much-loved fictional detective Roy Grace to life in the first of two ITV starts before the pandemic became NEW films adapted from Peter James’s first two novels, Dead Simple and a worldwide medical emergency and Looking Good Dead. With DS Branson (Richie Campbell), Grace sets stretches through to the peak of the crisis. to work on a stag night prank gone wrong, and a missing groom.

S MAGAZINE ★ 14 MARCH 2021 51 BBC One BBC Two ITV Channel 4 FREEVIEW 1 SKY 101 VIRGIN 101 FREESAT 101 FREEVIEW 2 SKY 102 VIRGIN 102 FREESAT 102 FREEVIEW 3 SKY 103 VIRGIN 103 FREESAT 103 FREEVIEW 4 SKY 104 VIRGIN 104 FREESAT 104 6.00am Breakfast 7.50 Match of the 6.20am Britain in Bloom (R) 6.50 6.00am CITV 7.30 Scrambled! 9.25 ITV 6.05am The Big Bang Theory (R) 7.15 Day (R) 9.00 The Andrew Marr Glorious Gardens from Above News 9.30 Britain’s Best Walks Everybody Loves Raymond (R) Show 10.00 Politics England 7.35 Countryfile 8.30 Gardeners’ with Julia Bradbury (R) 10.00 8.05 The Simpsons (R) 9.30 10.30 The Big Questions 11.15 World (R) 9.30 Weatherman Love Your Weekend with Sunday Brunch. With Louise Lent Worship 11.45 LIVE Match Walking 10.00 Saturday Kitchen Alan Titchmarsh 11.55 Simply Redknapp and Roman Kemp. of the Day. Southampton v Best Bites 11.30 Rick Stein’s India Raymond Blanc. The chef shares 12.30pm A Taste of Italy. Chef Brighton & Hove Albion (R) 12.30pm Bargain Hunt (R) a collection of simple recipes. (R) Nisha Katona uncovers the (kick-off 12noon). All the action 1.15 Songs of Praise: Mothering 12.55pm Love Your Garden Alan culinary gems of the Tuscan from the Premier League Sunday Music and worship. Titchmarsh heads to Preston. (R) port town of Livorno. (R) encounter at St Mary’s Stadium. 2.00 Gene Kelly: Talking Pictures (R) 1.25 ITV News; Weather 1.00 The Simpsons Four episodes. (R) 2.05pm BBC News; Weather 2.35 Singin’ in the Rain (1952/U) 1.35 Midsomer Murders Barnaby 3.00 The Great Celebrity Bake Off 2.20 Six Nations Rugby Union Musical, with Gene Kelly and investigates wedding-themed for Stand Up to Cancer With Scotland v Ireland (kick-off Debbie Reynolds. ★★★★★ murders. With Pam Ferris. (R) Daisy Ridley, Tom Allen, Rob 3pm). Coverage of the match 4.15 Flog It! In Aberystwyth. (R) 3.30 Tipping Point: Lucky Stars (R) Beckett and Alexandra Burke. (R) from the fourth round of 5.00 This Farming Life Hill farmer 4.35 ITV News; Weather 4.15 Mother’s Day (2016/12) The lives fixtures, held at BT Murrayfield. Johnny and his son gather in 4.55 Regional News; Weather of various families go through 5.30 BBC News; Regional News their sheep on a snowy day. (R) 5.00 The Chase Celebrity Special dramatic turning points 6.00 Countryfile Ellie Harrison joins 6.00 The Americas with Simon With Jacqui Oatley, Dev Griffin, on Mother’s Day. Comedy, Adam Henson and his team for Reeve The explorer travels Fallon Sherrock and Johnny starring Julia Roberts. ★★ 48 hours of hectic lambing. the length of California. (R) Vegas. Bradley Walsh hosts. (R) 6.30 Channel 4 News Headlines. 7.00 Antiques Roadshow Fiona 7.00 Chris Packham’s Animal 6.00 Dancing on Ice (8/8) The 7.00 A New Life in the Sun: Bruce and the team visit Forty Einsteins (4/6) A look at Greatest Show on Ice draws to Road Trip Fred Sirieix explores Hall in London, where treasures species that show how an epic conclusion as the final Mallorca’s coast in a sailing boat, include a pair of hands crafted brainpower and clever tactics celebrities battle to be crowned and meets a family who are by Lucian Freud and a are just as important as brawn this year’s champion of the rink. hoping to launch a restaurant destination board from the in the daily battle for survival. They’ll each have to perform a on the north of the island. front of an early London bus. 8.00 Brazil with Michael Palin showcase choreographed by 8.00 The Great Pottery Throw 8.00 Top Gear (1/4) Freddie Flintoff, The seasoned traveller explores Jayne Torvill and Christopher Down: The Final (10/10) Chris Harris and Paddy the South American country, Dean and recreate their Siobhan McSweeney hosts McGuinness head to the Lake beginning in the northeast – favourite routine of the series. the grand final of the pottery District for a reunion with their where he meets cowboys, 8.00 Grace DS Roy Grace’s career is contest, which turns the clock own dads’ old cars. Elsewhere, tries his hand at drumming at rock bottom and is in the last back to the 1920s with a series Chris heads out on track to test and has his fortune read. (R) chance saloon running enquiries of art deco-themed challenges. Lamborghini’s most powerful 9.00 The Ranganation (6/6) into long-forgotten cold cases 9.00 The Celebrity Circle for car ever, the hybrid Sian. Romesh Ranganathan is joined with little prospect of success. Stand Up to Cancer (5/6) 9.00 Bloodlands (4/4) Tom on the comedy show by guests Then he is approached by Famous faces compete to be Brannick enlists the help of Richard Madeley and Maisie colleague DS Glen Branson crowned The Circle’s most Heather Pentland to find out Adam, as well as his mum and to help investigate the popular showbiz player, in aid what Jackie Twomey knows his hand-picked group of 20. disappearance of a Brighton of charity. Two famous faces about Goliath. Tori Matthews 9.45 Beep A man lying in a coma property developer, who compete in a fierce talent and Tom’s daughter Izzy put is visited in his hospital bed vanished on his stag night. battle in the reality challenge. pressure on Tom to get to the by various members of his One-off crime drama based on In a shock double blocking truth. Thriller, starring James dysfunctional family. Comedy, the Peter James book, starring twist, the influencers need to Nesbitt and Lorcan Cranitch. starring Siobhan Redmond. John Simm and Richie Campbell. deliver the news face to face. 10.00 BBC News; Regional News 10.15 Stephen Merchant: Hello 10.00 ITV News; Weather 10.05 Gogglebox The critics share 10.30 Match of the Day 2 Ladies The Office co-creator’s 10.15 Harry Redknapp’s their opinions on what they The day’s Premier League critically acclaimed 2011 Sandbanks Summer have been watching during action, which featured Arsenal stand-up comedy show, based Harry goes on a camping trip the week, as cameras capture v Tottenham Hotspur, Leicester on his experiences of the rocky to Brownsea Island with his their instant reactions. (R) City v Sheffield United, road to finding love. (R) family, where he plans to 11.00pm FILM Valerian and the Southampton v Brighton & 11.35pm Festival of Funny: Shorts A catch and cook dinner for the City of a Thousand Planets (2017/12) Hove Albion and Manchester collection of comedy shorts from the whole clan. Last in series. (R) When a dark force threatens a vast United v West Ham United. next generation, showcasing creative 10.40 DNA Journey Eight celebrities metropolis, special operatives Valerian 11.40pm Driven: The Billy Monger talent from all across the UK. (R) explore their family histories and Laureline must race to identify Story Documentary following an 12.05am Harry Hill’s Lonely Island. Four using DNA technology, the menace and protect the future of 18-year-old as he attempts to get back slapstick comedy shorts written and beginning with Freddie Flintoff the universe. Epic sci-fi adventure, into motor racing after being involved directed by the stand-up, featuring a and Jamie Redknapp. (R) starring Dane DeHaan. ★★★★ 1.35am in a crash in April 2017 that resulted in caveman, Napoleon, a monkey and 11.45pm Six Nations Highlights Jill Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA (R) the amputation of his legs. (R) 12.40am a queen. (R) 12.20 Heroes: double bill. Douglas presents action from the 2.25 The Handmaid’s Tale (R) 3.30 The Wall. Married couple Sam and Claire shares her secret with Gretchen; fourth round of fixtures. 12.40am Fargo (R) 4.25 Jamie: Keep Cooking Louise from Aberdeen take on The Hiro tries to stop a colleague Home Shopping 3.00 FYI Extra 3.15 and Carry On (R) 4.50 Fifteen to One. Wall. (R) 1.25 Weather for the Week committing suicide. (R) 1.45 Question Motorsport UK 4.05 ITV Nightscreen Quiz show. (R) 5.40 Kirstie’s Vintage Ahead 1.30-6.00am BBC News Time (R) 3.00-6.15am This Is BBC Two 5.05-6.00am Tipping Point. Quiz. (R) Gems (R) 5.50-6.30am Countdown (R) (R) repeat ★★★★★ brilliant ★★★★ very good ★★★ good ★★ average ★ bad Sunday GOLD Sky 110 Virgin 124 Channel 5 6.00am Teleshopping 7.10 Citizen Khan. Double MARCH 14 bill. 8.15 Miranda. Triple bill. 10.10 Only Fools and FREEVIEW 5 SKY 105 VIRGIN 105 FREESAT 105 Horses. Nine episodes. 9.00pm All Round to Mrs Children’s shows. Brown’s 10.25 Hold the Sunset 11.00 Only Fools 6.00am Milkshake! and Horses 2.45am David Jason: Planes, Trains 10.00 SpongeBob SquarePants (R) and Automobiles 4.00-6.00am Teleshopping 10.15 The Loud House (R) DAVE Sky 111 FV 19 Virgin 127 10.25 Entertainment News on 5 6.00am Teleshopping 7.10 American Pickers 8.00 Rick Stein’s French Odyssey 9.00 Top Gear. 10.30 WWE Raw Highlights Wrestling Double bill. 11.00 Red Bull Soapbox Race action with the stars of WWE. 12.00noon American Pickers 2.00 Cop Car 11.20 Friends Four episodes. (R) Workshop 3.00 Top Gear. Five episodes. 8.00 Mortimer & Whitehouse: Gone Fishing 8.40 1.10pm Legally Blonde (2001/12) Room 101 10.00 Hypothetical 11.00 QI XL 12.20am Comedy, starring Reese Dave Gorman: Terms and Conditions Apply Witherspoon. ★★★★ 1.20 Taskmaster 2.30 Alan Davies: As Yet Untitled 3.20 Room 101 4.00-6.00am Teleshopping 3.15 Sweet Home Alabama (2002/12) Romantic comedy, DRAMA Sky 143 FV 20 Virgin 130 6.00am Teleshopping 7.00 The Bill. Four starring Reese Witherspoon episodes. 10.50 Bramwell 2.20pm Catherine and Josh Lucas. ★★★ Cookson’s The Tide of Life 5.20 Call the Midwife. 5.25 5 News Weekend Headlines. Double bill. 8.00 Death in Holy Orders 10.00 Grace, ITV, 8pm Silent Witness 12.10am The Heart Guy. Double 5.30 Battle of Britain (1969/PG) bill. 2.15 The Last Post 4.00-6.00am Teleshopping 11.25 Opera Mums with Bryony Kimmings. An 1.20am SAS: Red Notice (2021/15) ★★★ 3.30 12.25am ★★★ Second World War drama, YESTERDAY 155 26 129 operetta. The Many Faces of Alison Welcome to Sudden Death (2020/15) starring Laurence Olivier. ★★★ Sky FV Virgin Steadman 1.25 Twin Sisters: A World Apart 5.00-6.00am Sky Cinema Preview 6.00am The Railway: First Great Western. 2.25-3.25am Alaska: Earth’s Frozen Kingdom 6.30 5 News Update Headlines. Double bill. 8.00 The Stuarts: A Bloody Reign. FILM4 Sky 313 FV 14 Virgin 428 Double bill. 10.00 The World at War. Four SKY ONE Sky 106 Virgin 110 11.00am Before We Go (2014/12) ★★ 12.50pm 8.00 Happy Campers: The episodes. 2.00pm Murder Maps. Triple bill. 5.00 6.00am Hour of Power 7.00 Madagascar: A Little Dragonheart (1996/PG) ★★★ 2.55 Teenage Caravan Park (1/6) Cameras Abandoned Engineering. Triple bill. 8.00 ’Allo Wild 7.25 Where’s Wally 7.50 All Hail King Julien Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of the Shadows ’Allo!. Four episodes. 10.00 World War Two From 8.15 Trolls: Trollstopia 8.40 Dawn of the Croods (2016/12) Action adventure sequel, starring follow events at two West Above 11.00 The World at War. Triple bill. 2.00am 9.05 Modern Family. Four episodes. 11.00 The Megan Fox. ★★ 5.05 Paddington (2014/PG) Country holiday camps – What a Carry On! 3.00-6.00am Teleshopping Simpsons. Four episodes. 1.00pm Hawaii Five-0. Family comedy, starring Hugh Bonneville. Triple bill. 4.00 The Simpsons. Eight episodes. ★★★★ 6.55 The Day the Earth Stood Still Tencreek in Looe, Cornwall, ITV2 Sky 118 FV 6 Virgin 115 and Holiday Resort Unity near 8.00 Rob & Romesh vs Fashion 9.00 NCIS: Los (2008/12) Sci-fi remake, starring Keanu Reeves. 7.00am The Ellen DeGeneres Show. Double bill. 10.00 FILM ★★★ 9.00 8.40 11.45 Angeles Looper (2012/15) A hitman Hidden Figures (2016/PG) Female Weston-super-Mare – as they Love Bites. Triple bill. Catchphrase employed to kill people who have been sent African-American mathematicians overcome open their doors for the first 12.25pm Celebrity Supermarket Sweep 1.30 In for 2.00 FILM back in time finds his latest target is his future prejudice as they work on the US space time after the first Covid-19 a Penny Happy Feet (2006/U) self. Sci-fi thriller, with Joseph Gordon-Levitt. programme. Fact-based drama, starring Taraji P Animated adventure, with the voice of Elijah ★★★★★ 12.15am SEAL Team 1.10 The Blacklist Henson and Octavia Spencer. ★★★★ 11.35 lockdown. After an uncertain Wood. ★★★★ 4.05 FILM The Lost World: 2.05 S.W.A.T. 3.00 Brit Cops: Law & Disorder The Business (2005/18) Crime drama, starring start to the season, both camps Jurassic Park (1997/PG) Dinosaur adventure ★★★ 1.30-3.25am ★★★ 6.45 FILM 4.00-6.00am Send in the Dogs. Double bill. Danny Dyer. And When Did promise a holiday of a lifetime. sequel, with Jeff Goldblum. You Last See Your Father? (2007/12) ★★★★ Miss Congeniality 2: Armed and Fabulous SKY ATLANTIC Sky 108 9.00 Rich House, Poor House (2005/12) Comedy sequel, starring Sandra 6.00am Urban Secrets. Four episodes. 10.00 TALKING PICTURES (3/6) In Surrey, Marina and Bullock. ★★ 9.00 Love Island: Australia 10.05 Sky 328 FV 81 Virgin 445 11.30 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation. Five episodes. Przemek have two children, Family Guy. Triple bill. American Dad!. 3.00pm The Sopranos. Five episodes. 9.00 6.00am Doublecross (1956/U) ★★★ 7.25 Spies of Double bill. 12.25am The Cleveland Show. 10.10 11.15 ★★★ 9.00 9.30 eight-year-old Ava and 1.25 2.25 ZeroZeroZero Devils Six Feet Under. the Air (1940/PG) Black Saddle Double bill. Hell’s Kitchen Iain Stirling’s Double bill. 1.25am Californication. Four Johnny Ringo 10.00 Honey West 10.30 Traveller’s five-year-old Alec. Marina, runs CelebAbility 3.05 Totally Bonkers Guinness 4.00-6.00am ★★★ 12.05pm 3.30-7.00am episodes. Storm City. Double bill. Joy (1951/U) For the Love of Ada her own business and her kids World Records Teleshopping (1972/U) ★★ 1.50 A Window in London (1939/15) SKY CINEMA PREMIERE ★★★ 3.25 Doctor in Distress (1963/PG) Hospital have very busy lives too. In ITV3 Sky 119 FV 10 Virgin 117 301 401 6.00am 6.30 Sky Virgin comedy, starring Dirk Bogarde. ★★ 5.30 The Essex, Jade and Dean have five Man About the House Coronation 6.00am ★★★ 8.30 Street 9.20 Emmerdale 12.10pm Agatha Christie’s The Glorias (2020/15) The Adventures of Robin Hood 6.00 Upstairs, boys, three of whom are under 1.20 5.55 Witches (2020/PG) ★★★★ 10.25 Magic Arch Downstairs 7.00 Hannay 8.00 Sunday Night at Poirot Inspector Morse. Double bill. ★★★ 12.00noon ★★★ six years old. Dean works nights Endeavour 8.00 Long Lost Family 9.00 Joanna (2020/PG) Poms (2019/12) the London Palladium 9.00 The Champions. The as an HGV driver, and the family Lumley’s Japan 10.00 Lewis 12.00m’t Scott & 1.50 Chronical: 2067 (2020/15) ★★★ 4.00 The team looks into irregularities in the international get by on a £145 weekly budget. Bailey. Triple bill. 2.55 Bless This House 3.20 Witches (2020/PG) Fantasy, starring Anne money market and uncovers a mind-control Emmerdale 5.40-6.00am ITV3 Nightscreen Hathaway. ★★★★ 6.00 Poms (2019/12) Premiere. conspiracy. William Gaunt, Alexandra Bastedo Comedy, starring Diane Keaton. ★★★ 7.40 SAS: and Stuart Damon star. 10.00 The Man Who 10.00 Bargain-Loving Brits in the BBC FOUR Sky 116 FV 9/24 Virgin 107 Red Notice (2021/15) An off-duty SAS soldier Could Cheat Death (1959/12) Hammer horror, Sun Artists David and Carol, 7.00pm Nature’s Weirdest Events 7.10 FILM The attempts to thwart a terror attack on a Channel starring Anton Diffring and Christopher Lee. who have been left with a Plank (1967/U) Comedy, starring Eric Sykes and Tunnel train. Action thriller, starring Sam ★★★ 11.40 The Looking Glass War (1969/12) Tommy Cooper. ★★★ 8.00 The Many Faces of Heughan and Ruby Rose. ★★★ 9.50 Welcome Espionage thriller, starring Christopher Jones. shortfall in their UK pension Alison Steadman 9.00 Twin Sisters: A World to Sudden Death (2020/15) Action thriller, ★★★ 1.50am French Dressing (1964/12) ★★★ after living abroad for years, try Apart 10.00 FILM I Got Life! (2017/15) Premiere. starring Michael Jai White. ★★★ 11.25 Gutterbug 3.35 The Unsinkable Bette Davis 4.00 Lytton’s to sell some of their work. (R) French drama, starring Agnes Jaoui. ★★★★ (2019/18) Drama, starring Andrew Yackel. ★★★ Diary 5.00 The Westerner 5.30-6.00am Tate 10.50 Britain’s Favourite 80s Songs Janice Long recalls the Variations ITV WALES As ITV except: 4.55-5.00pm ITV contribution of Margaret Edwards, a dear hits of 1982, when Musical News Cymru Wales. A round-up of local news. mother who died suddenly but left behind S4C 6.00am Cyw 8.50 Penblwyddi Cyw 9.00 a precious and enduring legacy. 8.00 Iaith ar Youth, Tears for Fears, the BBC ONE WALES As BBC One except: Daith. Rakie Ayola hits the road to face a 10.00-10.30am Politics Wales. The latest news Clwb Rygbi Rhyngwladol 11.00 Oedfa Dechrau Stranglers, Kraftwerk and the 11.30 number of linguistic challenges, accompanied and debate. 5.50-6.00pm BBC Wales Today Canu Dechrau Canmol Dechrau Canu Goombay Dance Band made Dechrau Canmol 12.00noon Yr Wythnos 12.30 by fellow actress and mentor Eiry Thomas. 9.00 BBC TWO WALES As BBC Two except: their way up the charts. (R) Adre 1.00 Pen Llyn Harri Parri 1.30 Bois y Pizza Blwyddyn Covid: Lleisiau Cymru. Feature-length 5.00pm Nature’s Weirdest Events 5.30 The Story 2.00 Dudley Ar Blat 2.30 Y Dref Gymreig 3.00 documentary that shares the experiences of 12.20am Greatest Ever Celebrity Wind of Welsh Art 6.30 Garden Rescue 7.00 Scrum V Dylan ar Daith 3.55 Mamwlad 4.20 Corau Rhys the people of Wales as they cope with a year Ups (R) 1.10 The 21.co.uk Live Casino Six Nations Special. Catrin Heledd presents. Meirion: Dwy Genhedlaeth 5.15 Ffermio. Country living through the Covid-19 pandemic. 10.30 Y Show 3.10 The Dog Rescuers with Alan 8.00-9.00pm Chris Packham’s Animal Einsteins. and farming magazine programme, including Llinell Las. The documentary focuses on the Species that show how brainpower, ingenuity features on all aspects of agriculture and rural dangers of the job and the increasing number Davies (R) 4.00 OMG! My Midlife Plastic and clever tactics are just as important life. 5.45 Pobol y Cwm Omnibws 7.15 Newyddion of serious assaults on police officers at work. Crisis (R) 4.45 Building Britain’s Canals as brawn in the daily battle for survival, a Chwaraeon 7.30 Dechrau Canu Dechrau 11.00-11.30pm Y Byd ar Bedwar. Current (R) 5.35-6.00am House Doctor (R) including spotted hyenas and vampire bats. Canmol. Paying tribute to and celebrating the affairs reports from Wales and beyond. BBC One BBC Two ITV Channel 4 FREEVIEW 1 SKY 101 VIRGIN 101 FREESAT 101 FREEVIEW 2 SKY 102 VIRGIN 102 FREESAT 102 FREEVIEW 3 SKY 103 VIRGIN 103 FREESAT 103 FREEVIEW 4 SKY 104 VIRGIN 104 FREESAT 104 6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Morning Live 6.15am My Unique B&B (R) 6.45 6.00am Good Morning Britain News, 6.30am Mike & Molly (R) 7.10 Cheers 10.00 Homes Under the Bargain Hunt (R) 7.30 Antiques current affairs and features. (R) 8.05 The King of Queens (R) Hammer (R) 11.00 Crimewatch Roadshow (R) 8.30 The Week in 9.00 Lorraine Entertainment news. 9.05 Frasier (R) 10.35 Undercover Live 11.45 Defenders UK (R) Parliament 9.00 BBC News at 9 10.00 This Morning Celebrity chat Boss USA (R) 11.35 Ramsay’s 12.15pm Bargain Hunt. Antiques. 10.00 BBC News 12.15pm Politics and lifestyle features. Kitchen Nightmares USA (R) Live. Westminster updates. 12.30pm Steph’s Packed Lunch 1.00 BBC News; Regional News 12.30pm Loose Women Celebrity 1.45 Doctors Bear is alarmed. 1.00 Bitesize Daily for Secondary (R) interviews and topical debate. 2.10 Countdown Word game. 2.15 Impossible Rick Edwards hosts 2.00 Great Expectations Adaptation 1.30 ITV Lunchtime News; Weather 3.00 A Place in the Sun A couple the quiz in which contestants of the Dickens novel. (R) looking to retire in Spain. (R) 1.55 Regional News; Weather compete to win £10,000. 3.00 Put Your Money Where Your 4.00 A New Life in the Sun: Where 3.00 Escape to the Country Mouth Is Double bill. (R) 2.00 Judge Rinder Real-life cases Are They Now? A couple who in a studio courtroom. (R) 3.45 Ready Steady Cook Jeremy 4.30 Best House in Town Properties opened a pasta takeaway. (R) Pang and Anna Haugh prepare in St Albans, Hertfordshire, 3.00 Tenable Five family members 5.00 Four in a Bed The competition meals in just 20 minutes. are judged by neighbours. (R) from Merseyside take part. (R) kicks off at The Bickford Arms 4.30 The Repair Shop Will Kirk takes 5.15 Flog It! Compilation edition. (R) 4.00 Tipping Point Coin-drop quiz, in Holsworthy, Devon. on the huge responsibility of 6.00 Richard Osman’s House of hosted by Ben Shephard. (R) 5.30 Drawers Off Art contest. restoring a model ship, carefully Games With Dane Baptiste. (R) 5.00 The Chase Strategic quiz show, 6.00 The Simpsons The family hires handcrafted out of matchsticks. 6.30 My Unique B&B (11/15) The hosted by Bradley Walsh. (R) a Mary Poppins-like nanny. (R) 5.15 Pointless Low-scoring quiz. (R) team travel to Wiltshire to 6.00 Regional News; Weather 6.30 Hollyoaks The odds are stacked 6.00 BBC News; Regional News turn a shed into a unique B&B. 6.30 ITV Evening News; Weather against Darren and Mandy. (R) 7.00 The One Show Magazine 7.00 Mary Berry Everyday 7.00 Emmerdale Will covers 7.00 Channel 4 News Headlines. show. Presented by Alex Jones. The cook shares her flair for Harriet’s absence, and 8.00 The Truth About Long 7.35 Cashing in on Covid for turning easy dishes into Faith is suspicious of Mack. Covid: Dispatches A look at – Panorama As the spectacular crowd-pleasers. (R) 7.30 Coronation Street Harvey whether the NHS will be able to government faces mounting 7.30 Mastermind John Humphrys threatens to put Leanne and cope with the lasting legacy of criticism that well-connected welcomes contestants, whose Simon in hospital unless he gets the virus, with estimates people made millions out of specialist subjects are the all of the money he is owed. suggesting up to 500,000 Britain’s PPE crisis, Richard Bilton county of Gloucestershire, Kimi 8.00 Love Your Garden Alan people in the UK are now living investigates who won out. Raikkonen, Agatha Christie’s Titchmarsh and the team follow with the post-Covid syndrome. 8.05 EastEnders Chelsea is nervous Poirot and lidos in Britain. the rules of a formal garden for 8.30 Jamie: Keep Cooking as the job looms, Kathy receives 8.00 Only Connect Victoria Coren Mark and Natalie Chapman, Family Favourites Jamie an unexpected phone call, and Mitchell presents the second whose three-year-old twin girls Oliver takes inspiration from Ash’s likes catch up with her. The semi-final of the quiz. have a rare form of epilepsy. France for a fresh way to cook a Taylors say a tough goodbye. 8.30 University Challenge 8.30 Coronation Street Leanne roast chicken, adorning it with 8.30 Fawlty Towers Basil tries to The quarter-finals conclude as receives a text from Harvey with smoked bacon and fresh upgrade his clientele, but two teams of four students the details of her first drop. tarragon, served on a bed discovers one customer is battle it out as they try to Asha confesses to Dev that it of garlicky spinach lentils. not what he seems. (R) progress to the semi-finals. was her idea to buy the pills. 9.00 The Celebrity Circle for 9.00 MasterChef John Torode and 9.00 Amazing Hotels: Life 9.00 Unforgotten (4/6) Cassie and Stand Up to Cancer: The Gregg Wallace present the latest Beyond the Lobby Giles Sunny discover Walsh was Final (6/6) The true identity of heat, as five more hopefuls get Coren and Monica Galetti chased by all four suspects. each celebrity player is revealed their first chance to win an help out at the Torridon in Willets realises Fiona’s blood as they all meet face to face. apron, with just four places in the Highlands, Britain’s most sample may have been And Emma Willis announces the the quarter-finals up for grabs. northerly five-star hotel. (R) deliberately lost by Liz. winner of The Celebrity Circle. 10.00 BBC News; Regional News 10.00 Have I Got a Bit More 10.00 ITV News at Ten; Weather 10.35 Two Sisters, One Body 10.45 RuPaul’s Drag Race UK (9/10) News for You Stephen 10.35 Regional News; Weather Exploring the story of Mexican The queens’ acting skills are put Mangan hosts the quiz, with 10.45 Unbelievable Moments conjoined twins Carmen and to the test, with EastEnders’ Roisin Conaty and Brian Cox Caught on Camera Lupita Andrade, who are Natalie Cassidy giving them a joining captains Ian Hislop Eyewitness footage filmed by omphalopagus – meaning they masterclass in the art. Michelle and Paul Merton. First shown the public, including how a are attached at the lower Visage and Graham Norton in December 2019. (R) plucky young seal made use abdomen, exploring the are on the judging panel. 10.45 Newsnight Analysis of the of a tourist boat to thwart challenges they face. (R) 11.45pm Top Gear Freddie Flintoff, day’s events, with Emily Maitlis. the ambitions of a pod of 11.35pm The Undateables Tom from Chris Harris and Paddy McGuinness 11.30pm Dunblane: Our Story hungry killer whales. (R) Watford goes on his first date, hoping head to the Lake District for an Documentary about the mass shooting 11.45pm All Elite Wrestling: Dynamite his autism is no longer a barrier to emotional reunion with their own in the Scottish town in 1996, when Hard-hitting action from the world finding true love. (R) 12.35am Ramsay’s dads’ old cars. (R) 12.50am The Graham Thomas Hamilton killed 16 pupils and of All Elite Wrestling. 12.35am Home Kitchen Nightmares USA. A New York Norton Show. The host is joined by their teacher at a primary school. (R) Shopping 3.00 FYI Extra 3.15 This Time restaurant stuck in the 1980s. (R) 1.25 comic actress Amy Poehler, Oscar- 12.30am Let’s Talk About Race – Next Year. Davina McCall meets a Couples Come Dine with Me (R) 2.15 nominated Hollywood Brit Minnie Panorama. Naga Munchetty explores grandfather determined that this will The Supervet (R) 3.10 Fargo (R) 4.05 Driver and Alias star Jennifer Garner. (R) the UK’s attitudes to race. (R) 1.30 be the year he learns to read and George Clarke’s Amazing Spaces (R) 1.40 Weather for the Week Ahead Holby City (R) 2.10 Countryfile (R) write. (R) 4.05 ITV Nightscreen 5.00 Fifteen to One. Quiz show. (R) 1.45-6.00am BBC News. Headlines. 3.05-6.30am This Is BBC Two. Previews. 5.05-6.00am Tipping Point. Quiz. (R) 5.50-6.30am Countdown (R) (R) repeat ★★★★★ brilliant ★★★★ very good ★★★ good ★★ average ★ bad Monday GOLD Sky 110 Virgin 124 Channel 5 6.00am Teleshopping 7.00 Citizen Khan 7.45 My MARCH 15 Hero 8.20 Are You Being Served? 9.00 Still Open FREEVIEW 5 SKY 105 VIRGIN 105 FREESAT 105 All Hours 9.40 Last of the Summer Wine. 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DAVE Sky 111 FV 19 Virgin 127 4.00 Casualty 24/7: Every Second 6.00am Teleshopping 7.10 Aussie Pickers 8.00 Counts An 18-year-old who is American Pickers 9.00 Storage Hunters UK. struggling to breathe. (R) Double bill. 10.00 American Pickers. Double bill. 12.00noon Storage Hunters UK. Double bill. 1.00 5.00 5 News at 5 The day’s headlines. Top Gear. Double bill. 3.00 Rick Stein’s India 4.00 5.30 Neighbours Nicolette’s tough Top Gear. Double bill. 6.00 Taskmaster 7.00 Jamie: Keep Cooking Family Favourites, Channel 4, 8.30pm love seems to finally work. (R) Whose Line Is It Anyway? USA. Double bill. 8.00 Would I Lie to You? 8.40 QI XL. Double bill. Family Guy 11.30 American Dad! 12.30am The Honor 10.10 Deadwood 12.20am Oz. Double bill. 6.00 Home and Away Dean is 10.00 Taskmaster 11.00 Mel Giedroyc: Cleveland Show 1.25 Superstore. Double bill. 2.40 Californication 4.00 Urban Secrets 12.00m’t 12.40 2.20 Don’t Hate the Playaz 3.00 FYI Extra 3.15 5.00-6.00am Richard E Grant’s Hotel Secrets back on the bottle. (R) Unforgivable Mock the Week QI 3.30-7.00am XL. Double bill. 2.00 Would I Lie to You? 2.40 ITV2 Nightscreen Teleshopping 6.30 5 News Tonight Headlines. 3.25 SKY CINEMA PREMIERE Whose Line Is It Anyway? USA. Double bill. ITV3 Sky 119 FV 10 Virgin 117 Sky 301 Virgin 401 Mock the Week 4.00-6.00am Teleshopping 7.00 Gallagher Premiership 6.00am Classic Coronation Street 7.00 Classic 6.00am Dino Dana – The Movie (2020/U) ★★★ 143 20 130 Emmerdale. Double bill. 8.10 Heartbeat 9.15 Bless 7.35 Magic Arch (2020/PG) ★★★ 9.10 Poms Rugby Highlights Action DRAMA Sky FV Virgin 9.50 10.25 from the 13th round of fixtures, 6.00am Teleshopping 7.15 Monarch of the This House Man About the House (2019/12) ★★★ 11.00 The Glorias (2020/15) ★★★ 8.25 9.30 10.55 Agatha Christie’s Poirot 12.40pm Heartbeat 1.45 1.30pm Chronical: 2067 (2020/15) ★★★ 3.30 Must Glen The Bill Classic Holby City 2.50 including Bristol Bears v Wasps Classic Casualty 12.00noon The Bill 1.00 Classic Classic Emmerdale Classic Coronation Street See Movies 2021 4.30 Welcome to Sudden Death at Ashton Gate, Exeter Chiefs v 2.15 3.15 3.50 Inspector Morse 6.00 Agatha Christie’s (2020/15) ★★★ 6.00 Dino Dana – The Movie EastEnders Soldier, Soldier All Creatures 8.00 10.00 Harlequins at Sandy Park. Great and Small 4.20 Lovejoy 5.20 Brush Poirot Agatha Christie’s Marple Quiz (2020/U) ★★★ 7.25 SAS: Red Notice (2021/15) 6.00 6.40 11.00 Scott & Bailey 12.05am A Touch of Frost ★★★ 9.35 Target Number One (2020/15) ★★★ Followed by 5 News Update Strokes Are You Being Served? Last 2.10 2.30-6.00am of the Summer Wine 8.00 Inspector George ITV3 Nightscreen Teleshopping 11.45 Gutterbug (2019/18) Drama, starring Andrew 8.00 Traffic Cops (4/7) Karl is Gently 10.00 New Tricks 11.10 Silent Witness 116 9 24 107 Yackel. ★★★ 1.30am Welcome to Sudden Death BBC FOUR Sky FV / Virgin ★★★ 2.55 ★★★ called to an accident involving 1.20am The Heart Guy 2.30 Mercy Street 3.20 7.00pm 7.30 (2020/15) Poms (2019/12) Walk the Line The Joy of Painting 4.35-6.00am ★★★ a driver in his 70s who Brush Strokes 4.00-6.00am Teleshopping 8.00 Fake or Fortune? 9.00 The Story of Welsh Magic Arch (2020/PG) has reversed into a house 155 26 129 Art. Documentary. 10.00 Dark Secrets of a Trillion FILM4 Sky 313 FV 14 Virgin 428 YESTERDAY Sky FV Virgin Dollar Island: Garenne – Storyville 11.30 Paula and ruptured a gas main. 6.00am Princess Margaret: The Rebel Royal. 11.00am The Long Memory (1952/PG) ★★ Rego: Secrets and Stories 1.00am The Joy of 12.55pm The Riddle of the Sands (1979/U) ★★★ Followed by 5 News Update Double bill. 8.00 Royal Murder Mysteries 9.00 1.30 2.00 11.00 Painting Walk the Line Fake or Fortune? 3.00 Tomahawk (1951/PG) ★★★★ 4.45 How Shipwreck Secrets Great British Railway 3.00-4.00am The Story of Welsh Art 9.00 22 Kids & Counting (4/4) Journeys. Double bill. 12.00noon Antiques Green Was My Valley (1941/U) ★★★★ 7.05 Ride With 10 teenagers now living in Roadshow 1.00 The Architecture The Railways Sky 106 Virgin 110 Along 2 (2016/12) ★★ 9.00 Upgrade (2018/15) SKY ONE ★★★★ 11.00 Built 2.00 Train Truckers 3.00 Abandoned 6.00am Futurama 7.00 Wild Vets 8.00 Monkey Sci-fi thriller. Dawn of the Planet the Radford house, their laziness ★★★★ 1.35-4.00am is driving mum Sue to take up Engineering 4.00 World War Weird 5.00 The Business 9.00 The Dog Whisperer 10.00 Highway of the Apes (2014/12) World at War 6.00 Antiques Roadshow 7.00 Patrol 11.00 NCIS: Los Angeles 1.00pm Hawaii August: Osage County (2013/15) ★★★★ DIY projects, leaving the house Great British Railway Journeys 8.00 World War Five-0 3.00 MacGyver 4.00 Modern Family 5.00 in chaos. Sue wants a third Two From Above 9.00 War Factories 10.00 The 5.30 6.30 TALKING PICTURES The Simpsons Futurama The Simpsons Sky 328 FV 81 Virgin 445 French bulldog and while Noel World at War 11.00 The Two Ronnies 12.50am 8.00 A League of Their Own: European Road Trip What a Carry On!. Double bill. 1.50 Elizabeth I’s 9.00 FILM 6.00am All Living Things (1955/U) ★★★ 6.25 says that isn’t going to happen, Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice ★★★ 7.50 Secret Agents 3.00-6.00am Teleshopping (2016/12) Adventure, starring Ben Affleck and Flying 55 (1939/U) Dual Alibi (1946/PG) she gets her own way, and ★★★ 9.30 The Adventures of William Tell 118 6 115 Henry Cavill. ★★ 12.00m’t Dating No Filter 12.30 there is another addition to the ITV2 Sky FV Virgin The Blacklist 1.30 A Discovery of Witches 2.30 10.00 Catweazle 10.30 Suddenly (1954/PG) 7.00am 8.00 ★★★ 12.05pm family, albeit just a new puppy. The Ellen DeGeneres Show Road Wars 3.00 Brit Cops: Law & Disorder 4.00 Glimpses: This Fowl Business Emmerdale 8.30 Coronation Street 9.30 Highway Patrol 5.00-6.00am MacGyver 12.25 I Was a Fireman (1943/U) ★★★★ 2.00 Supermarket Sweep 10.30 Love Bites 11.30 Dress Enemy at the Door 3.00 Doctor in Clover (1966/ 10.00 Casualty 24/7: Every to Impress 12.30pm Emmerdale 1.00 Coronation SKY ATLANTIC Sky 108 PG) ★★ 5.00 No Hiding Place 6.00 Interpol Second Counts Paramedics Street 2.00 The Ellen DeGeneres Show 2.55 Love 6.00am Richard E Grant’s Hotel Secrets 7.00 CSI: Calling 6.30 The Likely Lads (1976/PG) ★★ 8.20 rush in a critically ill baby, Bites 3.55 The Masked Singer US 4.50 Take Me Crime Scene Investigation. Double bill. 9.00 Ray The Quiller Memorandum (1966/PG) ★★★★ Out 6.00 Catchphrase Celebrity Special 7.00 Donovan. Double bill. 11.15 Dexter. Double bill. 10.30 Fear in the Night (1972/12) ★★★ 12.20am local cricketing legend Dickie You’ve Been Framed! Gold. Double bill. 8.00 1.30pm CSI: Crime Scene Investigation. Double The Man Who Loved Redheads (1955/U) ★★★ Bird arrives for a follow-up Superstore. Double bill. 9.00 Love Island: bill. 3.30 Boardwalk Empire. Double bill. 5.45 2.05 The Journey Together (1945/U) ★★★★ appointment, and a woman Australia 10.05 The Stand Up Sketch Show 10.35 The Sopranos 7.55 Game of Thrones 9.00 Your 4.00 Shadows of Fear 5.00-6.00am The Rogues seeks treatment after a beauty treatment goes wrong. (R) Variations ITV WALES As ITV except: 1.55-2.00pm Hinsawdd. The impact of climate change on ITV News Cymru Wales 6.00-6.30 ITV News the low lying islands of the Maldives. 6.30 Ar 11.05pm 999: Critical Condition 8.00-8.30 Werth. Auctioneer Marc Morrish checks out a As BBC One except: Wales at Six A Year in the Life of the A woman is rushed in when her heart BBC ONE WALES Beacons. Following the course of a year in the commercial building in city of St Davids. 6.57 6.30-7.00pm BBC Wales Today 7.35-8.05 X-Ray 10.35 7.00 7.30 stops. (R) 12.05am Plastic Surgery 10.45 national park. ITV News Cymru Wales Newyddion S4C Heno Newyddion S4C Cashing in on Covid – Panorama. As the 10.45 Sharp End 11.15-11.45pm Love Your Garden a’r Tywydd 8.00 Pobol y Cwm. There is no sign Knifemares. Lip filler procedures gone government faces mounting criticism that wrong. (R) Entertainment News S4C 6.00am Cyw 12.05pm Newyddion S4C a’r of Sara on the day of the court case hearing. 12.55 well-connected people made millions out of Tywydd 12.15 Datganiad Covid-19 1.00 Y Cleddyf 8.25 Sgwrs Dan y Lloer. A conversation with on 5 1.00 The 21.co.uk Live Casino Britain’s PPE crisis, Richard Bilton investigates 1.30 2.00 the Senedd’s Presiding Officer, Elin Jones. 11.15 gyda John Ogwen Llys Nini Newyddion Show Entertainment News on 5 who won out. RuPaul’s Drag Race UK S4C a’r Tywydd 2.05 Prynhawn Da 3.00 8.55 Newyddion S4C a’r Tywydd 9.00 Ffermio. 3.00 12.15am 1.20-6.00am 3.10 Friends: double bill (R) 4.00 The Top Gear BBC News Newyddion 3.05 Noson Lawen 4.00 Awr Fawr: Agricultural issues. 9.30 Cegin Bryn: Tir a Mor. BBC TWO WALES As BBC Two except: Olobobs 4.05 Amser Maith Maith yn Ol 4.25 Y Bryn Williams cooks honey and mustard roast Dog Rescuers with Alan Davies (R) 4.45 9.00-10.00pm The Story of Welsh Art. How Brodyr Coala 4.35 Anifeiliaid Bach y Byd 4.45 ham. 10.00-11.45pm Clwb Rygbi. Benetton v Jane: Cruising the Blue Danube (R) artists working in the 20th century found new Cacamwnci 5.00 Stwnsh: Mwy o Stwnsh Sadwrn Cardiff Blues. A chance to see the PRO14 5.35-6.00am House Doctor (R) and radical ways to portray Wales. Last in series. 5.25 Bernard 5.30 Sgorio 5.55 Ffeil 6.00 Her yr encounter at Stadio Communale di Monigo. BBC One BBC Two ITV Channel 4 FREEVIEW 1 SKY 101 VIRGIN 101 FREESAT 101 FREEVIEW 2 SKY 102 VIRGIN 102 FREESAT 102 FREEVIEW 3 SKY 103 VIRGIN 103 FREESAT 103 FREEVIEW 4 SKY 104 VIRGIN 104 FREESAT 104 6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Morning Live 6.30am Bargain Hunt (R) 7.15 Ready 6.00am Good Morning Britain 6.30am Mike & Molly (R) 7.10 Cheers 10.00 Homes Under the Steady Cook (R) 8.00 Your 9.00 Lorraine Entertainment news. (R) 8.05 The King of Queens (R) Hammer 11.00 Crimewatch Garden Made Perfect (R) 9.00 10.00 This Morning Celebrity chat 9.05 Frasier (R) 10.35 Undercover Live 11.45 Defenders UK (R) BBC News at 9 10.00 BBC News and lifestyle features. Boss USA (R) 11.35 Ramsay’s 12.15pm Bargain Hunt (R) 12.15pm Politics Live. Updates. Kitchen Nightmares USA (R) 12.30pm ITV Lunchtime News 1.00 BBC News; Regional News 1.00 Bitesize Daily for Secondary (R) 12.30pm Steph’s Packed Lunch 12.50 Regional News; Weather 1.45 Doctors Daniel tries to end the 2.00 Great Expectations (R) 2.10 Countdown Word game.

hunger strike once and for all. 1.00 ITV Racing: Cheltenham 3.00 A Place in the Sun (R) 3.00 Put Your Money Where Your Coverage of the 2.15 Impossible Quiz show. Mouth Is Double bill. (R) Festival 4.00 A New Life in the Sun: opening day of the prestigious 3.00 Escape to the Country Jules A home Where Are They Now? (R) 4.30 Best House in Town festival, including feature race Hudson helps a dog groomer with an industrial twist. (R) 5.00 Four in a Bed At Newchester who wants to move to Suffolk. the 3.05 Unibet Champion Farmhouse B&B in Somerset. 5.15 Flog It! From the Ulster Folk and Hurdle Challenge Trophy, plus 3.45 Ready Steady Cook Transport Museum in Belfast. (R) Student Solomon races at 1.20, 1.55, 2.30 and 3.40. 5.30 Drawers Off Hertfordshire friends Adam and 6.00 Richard Osman’s House of embraces colour as he paints

Dan compete on the contest. Games With guests Dane 4.30 Tipping Point: Best Ever Finals meditation teacher Julie. 4.30 The Repair Shop Items include Baptiste, Richard Herring, June Coin-drop quiz show. 6.00 The Simpsons Homer is chosen a badly burned toy dog and a Sarpong and Kate Williams. (R) 5.00 The Chase Quiz show, to provide the voice on The treasured nurse’s belt buckle. 6.30 My Unique B&B Simon and the hosted by Bradley Walsh. (R) Itchy & Scratchy Show. (R) 5.15 Pointless Low-scoring quiz. (R) team are in Devon transforming 6.00 Regional News; Weather 6.30 Hollyoaks Nancy and Darren 6.00 BBC News; Regional News a 70s Californian airstream. 6.30 ITV Evening News; Weather have huge decisions to make. (R) 7.00 The One Show Another mix 7.00 The Hairy Bikers’ Northern 7.00 Emmerdale Faith sneaks into 7.00 Channel 4 News Including of nationwide reports and live Exposure The bikers hope the farm to find evidence, Cain sport reports and weather. chat, presented by Alex Jones. for a change of pace in Finland, reveals the truth, and Will lies 8.00 The Great Celebrity Bake 7.35 EastEnders Double bill. Sharon as they fall in love with the that Harriet is away on a retreat. Off for Stand Up to Cancer asks Kathy how Gavin died and tranquil and beautiful lakes, with 7.30 For the Love of Britain James McAvoy, Anne-Marie, is shocked when she realises Dave sampling a traditional Julie Walters is joined by Ben David Baddiel and Kelly Holmes Kathy is planning to go to the sauna experience, and Si Fogle, Liz Bonnin and Victoria enter the tent, making tarts, memorial service; Mitch and cooking up Finnish pastries. (R) Pendleton to explore Norfolk, a savoury technical and Stuart come to the rescue, 8.00 Interior Design Masters from the wetlands of the rendering animals in cake form. while Peter vows to help Ash. with Alan Carr As semi-final Fens to Holkham beach. 9.15 The Circle Emma Willis hosts 8.20 Holby City Sahira tells week kicks off, the four 8.00 Bear & Jonny Wilkinson’s the reality show in which nine Hanssen he may not have been remaining designers are Wild Adventure (1/2) individuals move into the same Reyhan’s only victim, leading challenged to transform two Former rugby player Jonny apartment block, but never surgeon to become distracted restaurants in Hebden Bridge. Wilkinson joins Bear Grylls to meet, only communicating over in theatre. Chloe realises 9.00 DNA Family Secrets (3/3) test his survival instincts as social media. It’s a game Ange is missing and suspects Stacey Dooley helps people the pair explore Dartmoor’s of popularity as they chat, Cameron knows something. answer life-changing questions harsh and gruelling terrain. flirt, play games and rate each 9.00 Roman Kemp: Our Silent by examining their DNA. This 9.00 2020: The Story of Us other – with some playing as Emergency After his best time, triplets Peter, David and Oscar-winning director Kevin themselves, and others hiding friend took his own life, Roman Phillip, who were adopted as Macdonald’s feature-length behind a fake persona – with Kemp explores the mental young boys, have their DNA documentary tells the story of the ultimate winner walking off health and suicide crisis affecting analysed by Professor Turi King coronavirus in Britain through with £100,000. As the first young men, asking why they as they attempt to explore the experience of people episode kicks off, Emma delivers find it so difficult to seek help. their birth father’s heritage. immersed in its impact. a huge twist to the challenge. 10.00 BBC News; Regional News 10.00 The Ranganation Romesh 10.25 ITV News; Weather 10.30 The Sex Clinic A man 10.45 Bates Motel Double bill. Ranganathan is joined on the The day’s major stories. who has had more than 1,000 (7&8/10) Sheriff Romero topical comedy show by guests 10.55 Regional News; Weather partners and rarely uses responds to Norma’s 911 call and Richard Madeley and Maisie 11.10pm Heathrow: Britain’s Busiest condoms comes in for an has a surprising proposal for her Adam, as well as his mum Airport Documentary going behind STI test, and a woman needs concerning the deaths of Keith and his hand-picked focus the scenes of the airport, finding out a new contraceptive implant Summers and Zack Shelby; group of 20. Last in series. (R) how its infrastructure helps staff fitted inside her arm. (R) Norman is upset after Emma 10.45 Newsnight Analysis of the process thousands of passengers 11.35pm Let’s Talk About Sex Changing tells some of the other girls that day’s events, with Emily Maitlis. arriving from 84 countries. (R) 11.40 attitudes to sex education through the he and Bradley slept together. 11.30pm Chris Packham’s Animal Made in Britain. How a homemade ages, from tips on sexual positions to He leaves school without Einsteins Species that show how guitar amp changed the course of questionable advice on contraception. permission, and Norma has brainpower, ingenuity and clever music history overnight and how a (R) 12.30am The Great Pottery Throw a meeting with his teacher. tactics are just as important as brawn team of expert pen makers are giving Down: The Final (R) 1.25 Couples Come 12.10am A Question of Sport With for survival, including spotted hyenas a Second World War fighter a new Dine with Me (R) 2.15 FILM Whiskey hurdling great Colin Jackson, former and vampire bats. (R) 12.30am lease of life. (R) 12.35am Home Tango Foxtrot (2016/15) Fact-based England striker Darren Bent, ex-boxer DeLorean: Back from the Future (R) 2.10 Shopping 3.00 FYI Extra 3.15 Winning comedy drama, starring Tina Fey. ★★★ George Groves and swimmer Aimee Inside Culture with Mary Beard. With Combination (R) 4.05 ITV Nightscreen 4.05 Amazing Spaces Special: 24-Hour Willmott. (R) 12.40 Weather for the Jed Mercurio. (R) 2.40 MasterChef (R) 5.35-6.00am Tipping Point: Best Ever Build (R) 5.00 Fifteen to One (R) Week Ahead 12.45-6.00am BBC News 3.40-6.30am This Is BBC Two Finals. Dramatic endgames. (R) 5.50-6.30am Countdown (R) (R) repeat ★★★★★ brilliant ★★★★ very good ★★★ good ★★ average ★ bad Tuesday GOLD Sky 110 Virgin 124 Channel 5 6.00am Teleshopping 7.10 My Hero. Double bill. MARCH 16 8.15 Are You Being Served? 8.55 Still Open All FREEVIEW 5 SKY 105 VIRGIN 105 FREESAT 105 Hours 9.35 Last of the Summer Wine. Double 6.00am Milkshake! 9.15 Jeremy Vine bill. 10.55 dinnerladies 11.40 The Good Life 12.20pm The Green Green Grass 1.00 Are You 11.15 George Clarke’s Build a Being Served? 1.40 Still Open All Hours 2.15 New Life in the Country (R) dinnerladies 3.00 The Green Green Grass 3.40 12.15pm 5 News at Lunchtime The Good Life 4.20 Last of the Summer Wine. 12.20 Our B&B Dream (R) Double bill. 5.40 Are You Being Served? 6.20 The Good Life 7.00 Still Open All Hours 7.40 Dad’s 1.15 Home and Away See 6.00pm. Army. Double bill. 9.00 dinnerladies 9.50 1.45 Neighbours See 5.30pm. Absolutely Fabulous 10.30 French and Saunders 11.10 The Royle Family 11.50 Upstart Crow 12.30am 2.15 Famous and Fatal (2019/PG) Absolutely Fabulous 1.10 French and Saunders Thriller, starring Sarah Roemer 1.50 The Royle Family 2.35 The Rebel 3.10 Marley’s and Jon Prescott. ★★★ Ghosts 4.00-6.00am Teleshopping 4.00 Casualty 24/7: Every Second DAVE Sky 111 FV 19 Virgin 127 Counts The hospital suffers 6.00am Teleshopping 7.10 Aussie Pickers 8.00 a huge backlog of patients. (R) American Pickers 9.00 Storage Hunters UK. Double bill. 10.00 American Pickers. Double bill. 5.00 5 News at 5 The day’s headlines. 12.00noon Storage Hunters UK. Double bill. 1.00 5.30 Neighbours Susan realises Olivia Top Gear. Double bill. 3.00 Rick Stein’s India 4.00 Bear & Jonny Wilkinson’s Wild Adventure, ITV, 8pm Bell wants to make amends. (R) Top Gear. Double bill. 6.00 Taskmaster 7.00 Whose Line Is It Anyway? USA. Double bill. 8.00 6.00 Home and Away Tori gets called Would I Lie to You? 8.40 QI XL. Double bill. 12.45am Superstore. Double bill. 1.40 Don’t Hate 1.30pm CSI: Crime Scene Investigation. Double to resolve a dispute, and Lewis 10.00 Mel Giedroyc: Unforgivable 11.00 the Playaz 2.20 Hey Tracey! 3.00 FYI Extra 3.15 bill. 3.25 Boardwalk Empire. Double bill. 5.45 The 3.30-7.00am Hypothetical 12.00m’t Mock the Week 12.40 QI ITV2 Nightscreen Teleshopping Sopranos. Double bill. 7.55 Game of Thrones believes he caused a death. (R) 9.00 10.10 11.15 XL. Double bill. 2.00 Would I Lie to You? 2.45 119 10 117 Your Honor Devils Six Feet Under 6.30 5 News Tonight Headlines. ITV3 Sky FV Virgin 1.35am Oz. Double bill. 4.00 Urban Secrets Mel Giedroyc: Unforgivable 3.30 Whose Line Is It 6.00am 4.00-6.00am Classic Coronation Street. Double bill. 5.00-6.00am Richard E Grant’s Hotel Secrets 7.00 GPs: Behind Closed Doors Anyway? USA Teleshopping 7.05 Classic Emmerdale. Double bill. 8.15 DRAMA 143 20 130 Heartbeat 9.20 Bless This House 9.55 Man About SKY CINEMA PREMIERE Dr Aireen Razak meets a woman Sky FV Virgin 10.30 12.40pm 301 401 who is worried about a lump in 6.00am Teleshopping 7.15 Monarch of the Glen the House Agatha Christie’s Poirot Sky Virgin 8.25 9.30 10.55 Heartbeat 1.45 Classic Emmerdale. Double bill. 6.00am Magic Arch (2020/PG) ★★★ 7.35 Dino The Bill Classic Holby City Classic 2.50 3.50 her breast, and Dr Sonia Ashraf Casualty 12.00noon The Bill 1.00 Classic Classic Coronation Street. Double bill. Dana – The Movie (2020/U) ★★★ 9.10 Poms visits a patient at home who 2.15 3.20 Inspector Morse 6.00 Agatha Christie’s Poirot (2019/12) ★★★ 11.00 Concrete Plans (2020/15) EastEnders Soldier, Soldier All Creatures 8.00 10.00 11.00 is suffering from dementia. Great and Small 4.20 Lovejoy 5.20 Brush Strokes Midsomer Murders Quiz Scott & ★★★ 12.45pm Magic Arch (2020/PG) ★★★ 6.00 6.40 Bailey 12.05am Inspector Morse 2.15 ITV3 2.10 Poms (2019/12) ★★★ 3.50 SAS: Red Notice Followed by 5 News Update Are You Being Served? Last of the 2.30-6.00am Summer Wine 8.00 The Inspector Lynley Nightscreen Teleshopping (2021/15) ★★★ 6.00 Chronical: 2067 (2020/15) 8.00 Dogs Behaving (Very) Mysteries 10.00 New Tricks 11.10 Silent Witness BBC FOUR 116 9 24 107 ★★★ 8.00 Concrete Plans (2020/15) ★★★ Sky FV / Virgin 9.45 ★★★ 12.05am Badly (11/12) Graeme Hall meets 1.20am The Heart Guy 2.30 Mercy Street 3.15 7.00pm 7.30 SAS: Red Notice (2021/15) Walk the Line The Joy of Painting ★★★ 2.45 a border collie that has serious Brush Strokes 4.00-6.00am Teleshopping 8.00 Yes Minister 8.30 The Fall and Rise of The Glorias (2020/15) Welcome to 9.00 Sudden Death (2020/15) ★★★ 4.25-6.00am socialisation issues and acts YESTERDAY 155 26 129 Reginald Perrin Ireland’s Treasures ★★★ Sky FV Virgin Uncovered 10.00 FILM Crock of Gold: A Few Dino Dana – The Movie (2020/U) aggressively whenever anyone 6.00am Elizabeth I’s Secret Agents. Double bill. 8.00 9.00 Rounds with Shane MacGowan. Julien Temple FILM4 Sky 313 FV 14 Virgin 428 comes into the family home. Murder Maps Shipwreck Secrets. explores the wild life of Irish punk poet Shane Double bill. 11.00 Great British Railway Journeys. 11.00am A Man Alone (1955/U) ★★★ 12.55pm Followed by 5 News Update MacGowan. 12.05am Man in Room 301. Double ★★★★ 3.00 Double bill. 12.00noon Antiques Roadshow 1.00 1.30 2.00 Detective Story (1951/12) Thunder 2.00 bill. The Joy of Painting Walk the Line Bay (1953/U) ★★ 5.05 At Gunpoint (1955/U) ★★ 9.00 Ben Fogle: New Lives in the The Architecture The Railways Built 2.30-3.30am Ireland’s Treasures Uncovered Abandoned Engineering 4.00 World War Weird 6.50 Masters of the Universe (1987/PG) Fantasy Wild (5/6) Ben revisits Simon ★★ 9.00 and Debbie Dawson, who run 5.00 The World at War 6.00 Antiques Roadshow SKY ONE Sky 106 Virgin 110 adventure. Night School (2018/15) 7.00 Great British Railway Journeys. Double bill. 6.00am Futurama. Double bill. 7.00 Wild Vets. ★★★ 11.15 47 Meters Down (2017/15) ★★★ their own off-grid smallholding 8.00 The Architecture The Railways Built 9.00 Double bill. 8.00 Monkey Business. Double bill. 1.00-3.20am Kiss the Girls (1997/18) ★★★ in a valley in Exmoor National Bangers and Cash. Double bill. 11.00 One Foot in 9.00 Brit Cops: Frontline Crime UK 10.00 Highway TALKING PICTURES Park. Whilst spending time with the Grave. Triple bill. 1.00am World’s Greatest Patrol. Double bill. 11.00 NCIS: Los Angeles. 328 81 445 Palaces. Double bill. 3.00-6.00am Teleshopping Double bill. 1.00pm Hawaii Five-0. Double bill. Sky FV Virgin the couple, Ben gets stuck in 3.00 4.00 6.00am Sing As You Swing (1937/U) ★★ 7.05 ITV2 118 6 115 MacGyver Modern Family. Double bill. ★★ 9.30 helping to build his hosts’ home, Sky FV Virgin 5.00 The Simpsons 5.30 Futurama. Double bill. Bonnie Prince Charlie (1948/U) The and discovers the financial 7.00am The Ellen DeGeneres Show 8.00 6.30 The Simpsons. Triple bill. 8.00 A League Adventures of Robin Hood 10.00 Catweazle 8.30 10.30 ★★ hardships they have endured. Emmerdale Coronation Street. Double bill. of Their Own 9.00 The Blacklist 10.00 Karl Our Man in Marrakesh (1966/U) 9.30 Supermarket Sweep 10.30 Love Bites 11.30 Pilkington: The Moaning of Life 11.00 The Force: 12.20pm The Pot Carriers (1962/PG) ★★★ 2.00 Dress to Impress 12.30pm Emmerdale 1.00 Essex 12.00m’t SEAL Team 1.00 Road Wars 2.00 Upstairs and Downstairs (1959/PG) ★★★ 4.05 10.00 Secrets of the Mega Coronation Street. Double bill. 2.00 The Ellen Brit Cops: Law & Disorder 3.00 Hawaii Five-0 Glimpses: Tre, Pol & Pen 4.20 The Night Caller Landfill A landfill site in DeGeneres Show 2.55 Love Bites 3.55 The 4.00 Highway Patrol 5.00-6.00am MacGyver (1965/15) ★★ 6.00 Interpol Calling 6.30 Woman Orange County, California, Masked Singer US 4.50 Take Me Out 6.00 in a Dressing Gown (1957/PG) ★★★ 8.20 The Day Catchphrase Celebrity Special 7.00 You’ve Been SKY ATLANTIC Sky 108 of the Triffids (1962/15) ★★ 10.20 Bad Dreams which receives thousands of Framed! Gold. Double bill. 8.00 Superstore. 6.00am Richard E Grant’s Hotel Secrets 7.00 CSI: (1988/18) ★★ 12.05am Nosferatu the Vampyre tons of rubbish every day, Double bill. 9.00 Love Island: Australia 10.20 Crime Scene Investigation. Double bill. 9.00 Ray (1979/15) ★★★★ 2.20 A Yank In Ermine (1955/U) using innovative technology Family Guy 11.45 American Dad!. Double bill. Donovan. Double bill. 11.15 Dexter. Double bill. ★★ 4.00 Budgie 5.00-6.00am Stagecoach West to deal with the items before they are deposited. (R) Variations Cymru Wales 11.10-11.40pm For the Love of Glenda’s day ends in great embarrassment. 6.57 FILM Britain. Julie Walters explores Norfolk Newyddion S4C 7.00 Heno 7.30 Newyddion 11.30pm The Expendables 2 S4C 6.00am Cyw 12.00noon Newyddion 12.05 8.00 Pobol y Cwm. Garry does everything in his (2012/15) The mercenary team battles BBC ONE WALES As BBC One except: 11.45am 12.15-1.00pm Taith Fawr y Dyn Bach 12.30 Heno 1.00 Ar y Lein power to stop Dani having Dylan’s baby. Aled X-Ray. Current affairs. 1.30 2.00 2.05 suspects Iolo and Tyler are back together. DJ a rival band of hired guns who have Bargain Hunt 6.30-7.00pm BBC Wales Today Ffermio Newyddion Prynhawn Da killed one of their number. Action 3.00 Newyddion S4C a’r Tywydd 3.05 Iaith ar feels guilty about deceiving everyone at his BBC TWO WALES As BBC Two except: Daith 4.00 Awr Fawr: Helo, Shwmae? 4.25 Sali stag party. 8.55 Newyddion S4C a’r Tywydd 9.00 thriller sequel, starring Sylvester 3.00pm First Minister’s Questions 3.50 A to Z Mali 4.30 Jambori 4.40 Patrol Pawennau 5.00 Y Llinell Las. The documentary focuses on the Stallone and Jean-Claude Van Damme. of TV Gardening 4.00-4.30pm The Wonder of Stwnsh: Dennis a Dannedd 5.10 Y Barf 5.35 Byd officers’ mental health. 9.30 Ffilmiau Ddoe. Films ★★★ 1.20am The 21.co.uk Live Casino Animals. Exploring the capabilities of bears. Rwtsh Dai Potsh 5.45 Oi! Osgar 5.55 Ffeil 6.00 from The National Library of Wales’ Screen and Show 3.20 Friends: double bill (R) ITV WALES As ITV except: 12.50-1.00pm ITV Natur a Ni. Morgan Jones discovers how Guto Sound Archive. 10.00 NEW Edwyddor Pleser. News Cymru Wales 6.00-6.30 ITV News Wales Roberts has got on building a moth trap, and Crime drama about three different police 4.00 The Dog Rescuers with Alan at Six 7.30-8.00 Coast & Country. Documentary finds out what kind of moths he has caught. departments working together to search for Davies (R) 4.45 Great Scientists: double showcasing the very best of the Welsh Plus, a chance to identify the song of bird of a serial killer across Europe. With on-screen bill (R) 5.35-6.00am House Doctor (R) countryside and its people. 10.55 ITV News the week. 6.30 Rownd a Rownd. Sophie and English subtitles. 11.10-11.45pm Bois y Pizza BBC One BBC Two ITV Channel 4 FREEVIEW 1 SKY 101 VIRGIN 101 FREESAT 101 FREEVIEW 2 SKY 102 VIRGIN 102 FREESAT 102 FREEVIEW 3 SKY 103 VIRGIN 103 FREESAT 103 FREEVIEW 4 SKY 104 VIRGIN 104 FREESAT 104 6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Morning Live 6.30am Escape to the Country (R) 7.15 6.00am Good Morning Britain 6.30am Mike & Molly (R) 7.10 Cheers 10.00 Homes Under the Ready Steady Cook. Culinary 9.00 Lorraine Entertainment news. (R) 8.05 The King of Queens (R) Hammer (R) 11.00 Crimewatch contest. (R) 8.00 Interior Design 10.00 This Morning Celebrity chat 9.05 Frasier (R) 10.35 Undercover Live 11.45 Defenders UK (R) Masters with Alan Carr (R) and lifestyle features. Boss USA (R) 11.35 Ramsay’s 12.15pm Bargain Hunt (R) 9.00 BBC News at 9 10.00 Kitchen Nightmares USA (R) 12.30pm ITV Lunchtime News; BBC News 11.15 Politics Live 12.30pm Steph’s Packed Lunch 1.00 BBC News; Regional News Weather Headlines. 1.45 Doctors Daniel puts his money 1.00pm Bitesize Daily for Secondary 2.10 Countdown Word game. 12.50 Regional News; Weather where his mouth is. A look at visual effects. (R) 3.00 A Place in the Sun Cyprus. (R)

2.15 Impossible Quiz show. 2.00 Great Expectations (R) 1.00 ITV Racing: Cheltenham 4.00 A New Life in the Sun: Where The second day 3.00 Escape to the Country Ginny 3.00 Put Your Money Where Your Festival Are They Now? Catching up Buckley helps a couple look for Mouth Is Double bill. (R) of the prestigious festival, with a bar owner in Spain including feature race the a home in Shropshire. (R) 4.30 Best House in Town Three whose business fell apart. (R) 3.05 Betway Queen Mother 3.45 Ready Steady Cook Two sisters properties in St Albans. (R) 5.00 Four in a Bed The third stay is at Champion Chase, plus races at compete in the culinary 5.15 Flog It! Great finds. (R) the Quay Inn in Minehead. 1.20, 1.55, 2.30 and 3.40. challenge, with Rylan Clark-Neal. 6.00 Richard Osman’s House of 5.30 Drawers Off James has a plan 4.30 The Repair Shop The restorers Games With Dane Baptiste 4.30 Tipping Point: Best Ever Finals that challenges all the artists. get to work on a folk figurine and Richard Herring. (R) Coin-drop quiz compilation. 6.00 The Simpsons A gay man and a rusty old vice. 6.30 My Unique B&B Simon Parfett 5.00 The Chase Quiz show. (R) befriends the family. (R) 5.15 Pointless Low-scoring quiz. (R) turns a 1960s trailer into a funky 6.00 Regional News; Weather 6.30 Hollyoaks Nancy gives 6.00 BBC News; Regional News festival-themed venue. 6.30 ITV Evening News; Weather Darren an ultimatum. (R) 7.00 The One Show Alex Jones 7.00 The Hairy Bikers’ Northern 7.00 Emmerdale Mack makes an 7.00 Channel 4 News Headlines. presents a mix of celebrity Exposure The bikers visit admission to Moira and Vinny is 8.00 Kirstie and Phil’s Love It guests and topical stories. Sweden, home to some of the suspicious as the stag do starts. or List It: Brilliant Builds 7.30 Ready Steady Cook for world’s top chefs, and cross the 7.30 Coronation Street Ronnie’s Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer Red Nose Day Rylan Arctic Circle into Lapland. (R) estranged wife Kat turns up, look back at two bungalows Clark-Neal hosts this celebrity 8.00 Beavers Behaving Badly: sick of him ignoring her calls. requiring different solutions. edition of the kitchen duel, Natural World The work of 8.00 Heathrow: Britain’s Busiest In Croydon, Christine Attwood which sees actor Stephen Drew Reed of the Wyoming Airport The iconic Boeing 747 and Tony Congdon have been Mangan squaring up against Wetlands Society, who has been flies out of the airport for the going back and forth for almost TV judge Robert Rinder in a capturing and relocating beavers final time, with plane spotters a decade about the future of battle of the pots and pans. that have been causing hoping to bid it a fond farewell. their unusual bungalow. While, 8.00 MasterChef Contestants try landowners problems in Teton 8.30 Coronation Street Kat is in Larne, Northern Ireland, to win an apron by cooking their County. Rob Brydon narrates. (R) stung when Ronnie introduces Catherine and Nigel Finch have Signature Dish. Judges Gregg 9.00 The Terror (4&5/10) Double her to Ed as his business partner. hit a spot of turbulence due to Wallace and John Torode are bill. An attack on the ships 9.00 DNA Journey (2/3) TV their dated, 1970s-style home. joined by 2007 champion proves the men are not battling personalities Amanda Holden 9.00 Caroline Flack: Her Life Steven Wallis and 2006 an ordinary bear and that the and Alan Carr embark on a and Death The documentary finalist Dean Edwards. region’s Inuit culture may hold a journey across the country as charts the TV presenter’s career, 9.00 Bill Bailey: Limboland key to their survival; Crozier they delve into their family and hears from family and The comedian muses on becomes temperamental as his history. Amanda’s journey starts colleagues – including Dermot expectations of happiness, with liquor runs out, and Goodsir in the grounds of a stately home O’Leary and Olly Murs – stories including a family trip to speaks with Lady Silence in an in Cornwall, while Alan’s hunt for about the pressures that fame, see the Northern Lights and a effort to learn her language and his ancestors takes him to a pub mental health issues, press meeting with Paul McCartney. learn more about the creature. in Erith with a colourful past. and social media had on her. 10.00 BBC News; Regional News 10.30 Wild Scotland Gordon 10.15 ITV News; Weather 10.00 The Circle The latest twists 10.45 The Surrogates (1/3) Buchanan takes a tour, visiting 10.45 Regional News; Weather and turns in the show which Documentary uncovering picturesque places as he 10.55 Peston Political magazine show sees a number of individuals the taboos surrounding searches for native wildlife. (R) presented by Robert Peston, living in the same apartment surrogacy, following the 10.45 Newsnight With Emily Maitlis. featuring major interviews block, but only communicating experiences of five British 11.30pm Amazing Hotels: Life Beyond with MPs and topical guests. over social media. women all trying to have the Lobby Giles Coren and Monica 11.55pm Made in Britain Featuring a 11.00pm Gogglebox TV critiques. (R) babies for other people. Galetti work at London’s Shangri-La family farm making jam for the 12.05am Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares They include 23-year-old Emma, Hotel, Britain’s highest hostelry. Their Queen’s breakfast table, a Sheffield USA. The chef tries to help Sabatiello’s, who is pregnant with the baby expectations of a standard business man producing classic safety razors, a an Italian restaurant in Stamford, of a gay couple she met guest experience are blown away by bed-maker using recycled bottles to Connecticut, where the owner’s fiery on a fertility matching app. discovering a hotel that makes guests’ make mattresses, and a British temper upsets the staff and has left 11.40pm Ovie: Life After Reality TV personal moments special. (R) 12.30am clockmaker paying tribute to a man him more than $1million in debt. (R) Professional basketball player and Love Raiders of the Lost Past with Janina that changed the course of history. 12.55 FILM Blue Is the Warmest Island star Ovie Soko decides which Ramirez. The presenter heads to Crete Ricky Tomlinson narrates. (R) 12.50am Colour (2013/18) Romantic drama, with direction to take his life, as he explores to examine the truth behind the myth Home Shopping 3.00 FYI Extra 3.15 Lea Seydoux and Adele Exarchopoulos. the good and the bad of the reality TV of the minotaur. (R) 1.30 MasterChef Alan Carr’s Epic Gameshow (R) 4.05 ITV ★★★★ 4.00 Couples Come Dine with industry. (R) 12.30am Weather for the (R) 2.30 For Love or Money (R) Nightscreen 5.35-6.00am Tipping Me (R) 4.55 Fifteen to One. Quiz show. Week Ahead 12.35-6.00am BBC News 3.15-6.30am This Is BBC Two. Previews. Point: Best Ever Finals. Quiz show. (R) (R) 5.50-6.30am Countdown (R) (R) repeat ★★★★★ brilliant ★★★★ very good ★★★ good ★★ average ★ bad Wednesday GOLD Sky 110 Virgin 124 Channel 5 6.00am Teleshopping 7.15 My Hero. Double bill. MARCH 17 8.25 Are You Being Served? 9.00 Still Open All FREEVIEW 5 SKY 105 VIRGIN 105 FREESAT 105 Hours 9.40 Last of the Summer Wine. Double 6.00am Milkshake! 9.15 Jeremy Vine bill. 11.00 dinnerladies 11.40 The Good Life 12.20pm The Green Green Grass 1.00 Are You 11.15 George Clarke’s Build a Being Served? 1.40 Still Open All Hours 2.20 New Life in the Country (R) dinnerladies 3.00 The Green Green Grass 3.40 12.15pm 5 News at Lunchtime The Good Life 4.20 Last of the Summer Wine. 12.20 Our B&B Dream (R) Double bill. 5.40 Are You Being Served? 6.25 The Good Life 7.00 Still Open All Hours 7.40 Dad’s 1.15 Home and Away See 6.00pm. Army. Double bill. 9.00 dinnerladies 9.40 1.45 Neighbours See 5.30pm. Absolutely Fabulous 10.20 French and Saunders 11.00 The Royle Family 11.40 Upstart Crow 2.15 Death by Design: A Morning 12.20am Absolutely Fabulous 1.00 French and Show Mystery (2019/PG) Saunders 1.40 The Royle Family 2.20 The Rebel Mystery drama, starring Holly 2.50 Marley’s Ghosts 4.00-6.00am Teleshopping ★★★ Robinson Peete. DAVE Sky 111 FV 19 Virgin 127 4.00 Casualty 24/7: Every Second 6.00am Teleshopping 7.10 Aussie Pickers 8.00 Counts A toddler is rushed in. (R) American Pickers 9.00 Storage Hunters UK. Double bill. 10.00 American Pickers. Double bill. 5.00 5 News at 5 The day’s headlines. 12.00noon Storage Hunters UK. Double bill. 1.00 5.30 Neighbours Paul tries to get Top Gear 3.00 Rick Stein’s India 4.00 Top Gear. Bill Bailey: Limboland, BBC One, 9pm Kyle ejected from the Tram. (R) Double bill. 6.00 Taskmaster 7.00 Whose Line Is Ari tries It Anyway? USA. Double bill. 8.00 Would I Lie to 6.00 Home and Away You? 8.40 QI XL. Double bill. 10.00 Hypothetical ITV3 Sky 119 FV 10 Virgin 117 SKY CINEMA PREMIERE convincing Chloe to give her 11.00 Comedians Giving Lectures 11.40 Mock the 6.00am Classic Coronation Street. Double bill. Sky 301 Virgin 401 mum another chance. (R) Week 12.20am QI XL. Double bill. 1.40 Would I 7.05 Classic Emmerdale. Double bill. 8.15 6.00am Magic Arch (2020/PG) ★★★ 7.25 6.30 5 News Tonight Headlines. Lie to You? 2.30 Hypothetical 3.20 Whose Line Heartbeat 9.20 Bless This House 9.55 Man Poms (2019/12) ★★★ 9.10 Dino Dana – The Is It Anyway? USA 4.00-6.00am Teleshopping About the House 10.30 Agatha Christie’s Poirot Movie (2020/U) ★★★ 10.45 Finding Steve 7.00 The World’s Most Scenic DRAMA 143 20 130 12.40pm Heartbeat 1.45 Classic Emmerdale. McQueen (2019/15) ★★★★ 12.35pm Must See Sky FV Virgin Double bill. 2.50 Classic Coronation Street. Movies 2021 1.35 SAS: Red Notice (2021/15) ★★★ Railway Journeys Cameras 6.00am Teleshopping 7.15 Monarch of the Glen Double bill. 3.50 Inspector Morse 6.00 Agatha 3.45 Concrete Plans (2020/15) ★★★ 5.25 capture a route through Spain, 8.25 The Bill 9.30 Classic Holby City 10.55 Classic Christie’s Poirot 8.00 Endeavour 10.00 Quiz 11.10 Welcome to Sudden Death (2020/15) ★★★ 7.00 Casualty 12.00noon The Bill 1.00 Classic Scott & Bailey 12.15am Inspector Morse 2.25 SAS: Red Notice (2021/15) ★★★ 9.05 Finding beginning near Leon in the Picos EastEnders 2.15 Soldier, Soldier 3.20 All Creatures de Europa mountains and ITV3 Nightscreen 2.30-6.00am Teleshopping Steve McQueen (2019/15) ★★★★ 10.45 Great and Small 4.20 Lovejoy 5.20 Brush Strokes Chronical: 2067 (2020/15) ★★★ 12.45am heading to the harbour of 6.00 Are You Being Served? 6.40 Last of the BBC FOUR Sky 116 FV 9/24 Virgin 107 Gutterbug (2019/18) ★★★ 2.40 Poms (2019/12) Ferrol. (R) Followed by 5 News Summer Wine. Double bill. 8.00 Judge John 7.00pm Walk the Line 7.30 The Joy of Painting ★★★ 4.25-6.00am Magic Arch (2020/PG) ★★★ Deed 10.00 New Tricks 11.10 Silent Witness 8.00 Armada – 12 Days to Save England 9.00 8.00 Police Interceptors (2/15) 1.20am The Heart Guy 2.20 Mercy Street 3.20 Elizabeth R 10.30 Elizabeth I’s Secret Agents 11.30 FILM4 Sky 313 FV 14 Virgin 428 Officer Phil Broughton is hot on Brush Strokes 4.00-6.00am Teleshopping Some Irish People with Jokes 12.00m’t TOTP2: St 11.00am Three Violent People (1956/PG) ★★★ Patrick’s Day Special 12.45 Songs of Ireland 1.45 1.05pm Ride Lonesome (1959/U) ★★★★ 2.40 the heels of dangerous driver YESTERDAY Sky 155 FV 26 Virgin 129 heading towards Nottingham The Joy of Painting 2.15 Walk the Line Two Rode Together (1961/PG) ★★★ 4.50 Carry 6.00am A Tale of Two Sisters. Double bill. 8.00 2.45-3.45am Armada – 12 Days to Save England On Sergeant (1958/U) ★★★ 6.35 Sahara (2005/12) city centre, while Lisa and Lewis Murder Maps 9.00 Shipwreck Secrets 11.00 ★★★ 9.00 Misery (1990/18) Thriller, starring deal with reports of gun shots Great British Railway Journeys 1.00pm The SKY ONE Sky 106 Virgin 110 James Caan. ★★★★★ 11.10 Girls Trip (2017/15) heard down by the canal. Architecture The Railways Built 2.00 Abandoned 6.00am Futurama 7.00 Wild Vets 8.00 Monkey ★★★ 1.35-4.00am Wild Tales (2014/15) ★★★★ Engineering. Double bill. 4.00 World War Weird Business 9.00 Brit Cops: Frontline Crime UK 10.00 Elsewhere, an altercation at a 5.00 The World at War 6.00 Great British Railway Highway Patrol 11.00 NCIS: Los Angeles 1.00pm TALKING PICTURES petrol station results in a Journeys. Four episodes. 8.00 Abandoned Hawaii Five-0 3.00 MacGyver 4.00 Modern Sky 328 FV 81 Virgin 445 woman assaulting officer Mark Engineering 9.00 One Foot in the Grave. Triple Family. Double bill. 5.00 The Simpsons 5.30 6.00am Popeye The Sailor: Cooking With Gags bill. 11.00 ’Allo ’Allo!. Triple bill. 12.40am World’s Futurama. Double bill. 6.30 The Simpsons. Triple 6.10 Zorro’s Black Whip 6.30 The Monster of Haywood. Followed by 5 News Greatest Palaces. Double bill. 2.35 Great British bill. 8.00 Rob & Romesh vs Superstar DJs 9.00 Highgate Ponds (1961/U) ★★★ 7.45 The Lone 9.00 Rose: Making a Monster Railway Journeys 3.00-6.00am Teleshopping SEAL Team 10.00 A League of Their Own 11.00 Ranger 8.15 Flash Gordon Conquers the Universe 11.30 12.30am 8.40 9.00 Exploring Rose West’s 118 6 115 Dating No Filter Resident Alien The Superman. Double bill. Going a Bundle: ITV2 Sky FV Virgin Force: Essex 1.30 NCIS: Los Angeles 2.30 Road Evening News 9.30 The Adventures of Sir childhood, looking back at 7.00am The Ellen DeGeneres Show 8.00 Wars 3.00 Brit Cops: Law & Disorder 4.00 Lancelot 10.00 Catweazle 10.30 For the Love experiences in her early years Emmerdale 8.30 You’ve Been Framed! Unlimited Highway Patrol 5.00-6.00am MacGyver of Ada (1972/U) ★★ 12.15pm Torquay in 1933 that lead to her becoming one 9.30 Supermarket Sweep 10.30 Love Bites 11.30 12.30 Ha’penny Breeze (1952/U) ★★★ 2.00 12.30pm 1.00 SKY ATLANTIC 108 of Britain’s most evil serial killers. Dress to Impress Emmerdale You’ve Sky Rooms 2.30 Brandy for the Parson (1952/U) ★★★ Been Framed! Forever 2.00 The Ellen DeGeneres 6.00am Richard E Grant’s Hotel Secrets 7.00 CSI: 4.05 Glimpses: Rollercoaster 4.10 Bond of Fear Show 2.55 Love Bites 3.55 The Masked Singer US Crime Scene Investigation. Double bill. 9.00 Ray (1956/PG) ★★★ 5.30 Rooms 6.00 Interpol Calling 10.30 Countdown to Murder (8/8) 4.50 Take Me Out 6.20 Catchphrase 7.00 You’ve Donovan. Double bill. 11.15 Dexter. Double bill. 6.30 Eddie Carroll & His Orchestra 6.50 The Documentary examining the Been Framed! Gold. Triple bill. 8.30 Superstore 1.30pm CSI: Crime Scene Investigation. Double Edgar Wallace Mystery Theatre 8.00 Rumpole murder of Janet Scott, who was 9.00 Love Island: Australia 10.05 Family Guy. bill. 3.25 Boardwalk Empire. Double bill. 5.40 The of the Bailey 9.05 All About Eve (1950/U) Triple bill. 11.30 American Dad! 12.30am Sopranos. Double bill. 7.55 Game of Thrones ★★★★★ 11.50 Desire Under the Elms (1958/PG) killed by her partner, Simon Superstore 12.55 Hey Tracey! 1.40 Iain Stirling’s 9.00 Devils 10.05 The Wire. Double bill. 12.30am ★★ 2.05am Somewhere on Leave (1942/U) ★★ Mellors, a man who had been CelebAbility 2.20 Release the Hounds: Famous & ZeroZeroZero 1.40 Oz 4.00 Urban Secrets 3.55 Glimpses: The Steel Works in the 50s 4.00 hiding a dark and violent secret. Freaked 3.15 FYI Extra 3.30-7.00am Teleshopping 5.00-6.00am Richard E Grant’s Hotel Secrets Callan 5.00-6.00am Target: The Corruptors 11.30pm Manchester’s Killer Nurse: The Stepping Hill Poisonings The 11.50 Dathlu ’Da Dona 12.05pm Newyddion S4C choose between Sioned and Non. 8.25 Y Byd Variations a’r Tywydd 12.15 Datganiad Covid-19 1.00 Codi ar Bedwar 8.55 Newyddion 9.00 Fflam. Lives investigation into a series of suspicious Hwyl 1.30 Tony ac Aloma: I’r Gresham 2.00 are at stake after a horrific accident. 9.30 deaths at Stepping Hill Hospital in BBC ONE WALES As BBC One except: 2.05 6.30-7.00pm 7.30-8.00pm Newyddion S4C a’r Tywydd Prynhawn Da Y Ty Rygbi. Rhys ap William, Shane Williams, BBC Wales Today 3.00 Newyddion S4C a’r Tywydd 3.05 Cynefin Sioned Harries and Mike Phillips review last Stockport in 2011. 12.25am Criminals: Pizza Boys. Jez and Ieuz have one time for one Caught on Camera. The use of CCTV 4.00 Awr Fawr: Cyw a’i Ffrindiau 4.10 Caru Canu a weekend’s Six Nations fixtures. 10.00 Mwy o last masterclass in Napoli before leaving for Stori 4.20 Stiw 4.30 Sigldigwt 4.45 Sion y Chef Sgorio. Including action from the midweek to fight crime. (R) 12.50 Entertainment Parma, competing against the best of the best 5.00 Stwnsh: Kung Fu Panda 5.25 Cer I Greu JD Cymru Premier fixtures, featuring Bala Town News on 5 1.00 The 21.co.uk Live at the Pizza World Championship. Last in series. 5.45 NEW Boom! 5.55 Ffeil 6.00 Ar y Dibyn. The and Connah’s Quay Nomads and Pen-y-bont v Casino Show 3.00 Entertainment News ITV WALES As ITV except: 12.50-1.00pm ITV seven remaining adventurers have to survive in Barry Town United. 10.30 Pum Merch, Tri Chopa, 6.00-6.30 on 5 3.10 Friends: double bill (R) 4.00 News Cymru Wales ITV News Wales the wild for 24 hours. 6.30 Dan Do. Interesting Un Cwch. Following the crew of the yacht at Six 10.45-10.55pm ITV News Cymru Wales homes, including an eclectic 1920s house and Aparito Digital as they try to become the The Dog Rescuers with Alan Davies (R) S4C 6.00am Cyw 11.00 Dysgu Gyda Cyw: a mansion with an extension. 6.57 Newyddion first all-female team to win the Three Peaks 4.45 Great Scientists: double bill (R) Peppa 11.05 Ben a Mali a’u Byd Bach O Hud S4C 7.00 Heno 7.30 Newyddion S4C a’r Tywydd Yacht Race – a race featuring running and 5.35-6.00am House Doctor (R) 11.20 Llan-ar-goll-en 11.35 Sam Tan 11.45 Ty Mel 8.00 Pobol y Cwm. DJ is given an ultimatum to sailing. 11.00-11.35pm Sgwrs Dan y Lloer BBC One BBC Two ITV Channel 4 FREEVIEW 1 SKY 101 VIRGIN 101 FREESAT 101 FREEVIEW 2 SKY 102 VIRGIN 102 FREESAT 102 FREEVIEW 3 SKY 103 VIRGIN 103 FREESAT 103 FREEVIEW 4 SKY 104 VIRGIN 104 FREESAT 104 6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Morning Live 6.30am Escape to the Country (R) 7.15 6.00am Good Morning Britain 6.30am Mike & Molly (R) 7.10 Cheers 10.00 Homes Under the Ready Steady Cook (R) 8.00 9.00 Lorraine Entertainment news. (R) 8.05 The King of Queens (R) Hammer (R) 11.00 Crimewatch Chris Packham’s Animal Einsteins 10.00 This Morning Celebrity chat 9.05 Frasier (R) 10.35 Undercover Live 11.45 Defenders UK (R) (R) 9.00 BBC News at 9 10.00 and lifestyle features. 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2.15 Impossible Quiz show. 3.00 Put Your Money Where Your 1.00 ITV Racing: Cheltenham 4.00 A New Life in the Sun: Where The third day 3.00 Escape to the Country Jules Mouth Is Double bill. (R) Festival Are They Now? In France, a of the festival, including Hudson is on a mission in 4.30 Best House in Town (R) bar owner gets in trouble. (R) feature races the 2.30 Ryanair Somerset and Devon. (R) 5.00 Four in a Bed The guest house 5.15 Flog It! From Gloucester. (R) Steeple Chase, and 3.05 Unibet 3.45 Ready Steady Cook Two 6.00 Richard Osman’s House of owners head to Old Walls Glasgow-based friends Paddy Power Stayers’ Hurdle, Vineyard Luxury Lodges. Games With Dane Baptiste, plus races at 1.20, 1.55 and 3.40. compete in the culinary contest. Richard Herring, June Sarpong 5.30 Drawers Off Art student 4.30 The Repair Shop Mechanical and Kate Williams. (R) 4.30 Tipping Point: Best Ever Finals Tiggy models for the group. Coin-drop quiz compilation. expert Steve Fletcher takes on 6.30 My Unique B&B Simon and 6.00 The Simpsons Sideshow Bob an ornate but broken clock. his team travel to the Forest 5.00 The Chase Quiz show. (R) is released from prison. (R) 5.15 Pointless Low-scoring quiz. (R) of Dean to convert an old 6.00 Regional News; Weather 6.30 Hollyoaks Sienna is determined 6.00 BBC News; Regional News horse cart to a cosy B&B. 6.30 ITV Evening News; Weather to find out who shot her. (R) 7.00 The One Show Live magazine 7.00 The Hairy Bikers’ Northern 7.00 Emmerdale Vinny confronts 7.00 Channel 4 News Headlines. show featuring a mixture of Exposure Si King and Dave Paul, who reacts badly. Plus, 8.00 The Dog House (2/8) Cheeky celebrity chat and stories. Myers take DNA tests to find Charity puts on a brave face. Jack Russell Rocco seeks a new 7.35 EastEnders Suki has one more out if they have any Viking 7.30 Spend or Save? Making home after his loving owner’s trick up her sleeve as the ancestry, before taking a ferry Your Money Work – health took a turn for the worse. hospital board meet to decide to the island of Gotland. (R) Tonight Topical investigative Later, fur flies as Karen and Ash’s future, and Mitch tries 8.00 The North York Moors: reports exploring the stories Stefano meet two of Wood to do the right thing. A Wild Year An exploration of behind the headlines. Green’s biggest and hairiest 8.00 Panorama In-depth current the upland area of North 8.00 Emmerdale Charity is residents – husky brother and affairs report covering a story Yorkshire, where heather-clad summoned to the backroom. sister Olli and Kalli, while, Jess is behind the headlines. uplands and sheltered dales Meanwhile, Will has a plan. looking for unconditional love 8.30 MasterChef The third have been shaped both by the 8.30 The Martin Lewis Money after a recent break-up. quarter-final sees heat-winners elements and by its people. Show: Live The money expert 9.00 Taskmaster (1/10) Greg Davies fight for a place in knockout Toby Jones narrates. (R) casts his financial eye over the sets tasks involving the perils of week as Jay Rayner challenges 9.00 The Secret Science of myths and truths behind Bitcoin airport security, fashion for them to prepare a dessert Sewage Dr George McGavin, – the cryptocurrency some insects and the creative where stone fruit is the star. Dr Zoe Laughlin and a team of people claim could take over application of cling film to 9.00 Billy Monger’s Big Red world-leading scientists explore from cash. Last in series. Charlotte Ritchie, Jamali Maddix, Nose Day Challenge The the biology, chemistry, natural 9.00 Piers Morgan’s Life Stories Lee Mack, Mike Wozniak and racing driver pushes himself to history and social history of (8/8) Coleen Nolan looks back Sarah Kendall. 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Special Guests A look back at some presenter. (R) 12.10am Ramsay’s Kitchen to fight bacterial infection, revealing Presented by Emma Barnett. of the most memorable moments Nightmares USA. The fiery chef comes how a growing number of bacterial 11.30pm Pluto: Back from the Dead from recent series of the talk show, to the aid of Anthony Trobiano, whose diseases are becoming resistant to the A look at how images sent back by featuring the likes of Britney Spears, restaurant is failing even though his antibiotics currently in use. She meets the New Horizons space probe have Idris Elba, Stormzy, Cristiano Ronaldo partner’s parents have given him their a GP on the frontline in the fight revealed Pluto to be an active world, and Jack Black. (R) 11.45 Tenable (R) life savings. (R) 1.00 Ramy 1.35 Couples against infection, and finds out how on which some scientists even believe 12.40am Home Shopping 3.00 FYI Come Dine with Me (R) 2.30 I Am people can take part in the effort to that life could exist. (R) 12.30am DNA Extra 3.15 Spend or Save? Making Kirsty (R) 3.25 The Handmaid’s Tale (R) keep the ‘miracle cure’ effective. (R) Family Secrets (R) 1.30 MasterChef Your Money Work – Tonight (R) 3.40 4.25 The Truth About Long Covid: 12.45am Weather for the Week Ahead (R) 2.00 For Love or Money (R) Nightscreen 5.35-6.00am Tipping Dispatches (R) 4.55 Fifteen to One. 12.50-6.00am BBC News. Headlines. 2.45-6.15am This Is BBC Two. Previews. Point: Best Ever Finals. Compilation. Quiz. (R) 5.50-6.30am Countdown (R) (R) repeat ★★★★★ brilliant ★★★★ very good ★★★ good ★★ average ★ bad Thursday GOLD Sky 110 Virgin 124 Channel 5 6.00am Teleshopping 7.15 My Hero. Double bill. MARCH 18 8.20 Are You Being Served? 9.00 Still Open All FREEVIEW 5 SKY 105 VIRGIN 105 FREESAT 105 Hours 9.40 Last of the Summer Wine 11.00 6.00am Milkshake! 9.15 Jeremy Vine dinnerladies 11.40 The Good Life 12.20pm The Green Green Grass 1.00 Are You Being Served? 11.15 George Clarke’s Build a 1.40 Still Open All Hours 2.20 dinnerladies 3.00 New Life in the Country (R) The Green Green Grass 3.40 The Good Life 4.20 12.15pm 5 News at Lunchtime Last of the Summer Wine 5.40 Are You Being 12.20 Our B&B Dream (R) Served? 6.20 The Good Life 7.00 Still Open All Hours 7.40 Dad’s Army 9.00 dinnerladies 9.40 1.15 Home and Away See 6.00pm. Absolutely Fabulous 10.20 French and Saunders 1.45 Neighbours See 5.30pm. 11.00 The Royle Family 11.40 Upstart Crow 12.20am Absolutely Fabulous 1.00 French and 2.15 A Beautiful Place to Die: A Saunders 1.40 The Royle Family 2.30 The Rebel Martha’s Vineyard Mystery 3.30 Marley’s Ghosts 4.00-6.00am Teleshopping (2020/PG) Drama, starring DAVE 111 19 127 ★★★ Sky FV Virgin Jesse Metcalfe. 6.00am Teleshopping 7.10 Aussie Pickers 8.00 4.00 Casualty 24/7: Every Second American Pickers 9.00 Storage Hunters UK. Counts A man who has been Double bill. 10.00 American Pickers 12.00noon knocked unconscious. (R) Storage Hunters UK 1.00 Top Gear 3.00 Rick Stein’s Far Eastern Odyssey 4.00 Top Gear. 5.00 5 News at 5 The day’s headlines. Double bill. 6.00 Taskmaster 7.00 Whose Line Is Taskmaster, Channel 4, 9pm 5.30 Neighbours Shane finds himself It Anyway? USA 8.00 Would I Lie to You? 8.40 caught in a love triangle. (R) QI XL. Double bill. 10.00 The Misadventures of Romesh Ranganathan 11.00 Meet the Richardsons ITV3 119 10 117 10.10 Your Honor 11.20 Deadwood. Double bill. Sky FV Virgin 1.40am 4.00 6.00 Home and Away Bella tries to 11.40 Mock the Week 12.20am QI XL. Double bill. 6.00am Oz. Double bill. Urban Secrets Classic Coronation Street. Double bill. 5.00-6.00am Richard E Grant’s Hotel Secrets get Chloe out of the way. (R) 1.40 Would I Lie to You? 2.30 The Misadventures 6.55 Classic Emmerdale. Double bill. 8.05 of Romesh Ranganathan 3.20 Whose Line Is It Heartbeat 9.00 Bless This House. Double bill. SKY CINEMA PREMIERE 6.30 5 News Tonight Headlines. 4.00-6.00am Anyway? USA Teleshopping 10.05 Man About the House 10.40 Agatha Sky 301 Virgin 401 When a 143 20 130 Christie’s Poirot 12.40pm Heartbeat 1.45 Classic 6.00am ★★★ 7.00 The Highland Vet DRAMA Sky FV Virgin 2.50 Dino Dana – The Movie (2020/U) Emmerdale. Double bill. Classic Coronation 7.35 Welcome to Sudden Death (2020/15) ★★★ three-week-old Aberdeen 6.00am Teleshopping 7.15 Monarch of the Glen Street. Double bill. 3.50 Inspector Morse 6.00 8.25 The Bill 9.30 Classic Holby City 10.55 Classic 9.10 Finding Steve McQueen (2019/15) ★★★★ Angus calf arrives in the large Agatha Christie’s Poirot 8.00 Lewis 10.00 Wycliffe 11.00 ★★★ Casualty 12.00noon The Bill 1.00 Classic 11.05 12.10am 2.20 Tremors: Shrieker Island (2020/12) animal wing, Shondie faces Scott & Bailey Inspector Morse 1.00pm Must See Movies 2021 2.00 Poms EastEnders. Double bill. 2.15 Soldier, Soldier 3.15 ITV3 Nightscreen 2.30-6.00am Teleshopping something she hasn’t All Creatures Great and Small 4.20 Lovejoy 5.20 (2019/12) ★★★ 3.50 Chronical: 2067 (2020/15) encountered in over a decade Brush Strokes 6.00 Are You Being Served? 6.40 BBC FOUR Sky 116 FV 9/24 Virgin 107 ★★★ 5.50 SAS: Red Notice (2021/15) ★★★ 8.00 Last of the Summer Wine. Double bill. 8.00 7.00pm Coast 7.10 Yorkshire Wolds Way with Tremors: Shrieker Island (2020/12) ★★★ 10.00 of veterinary training and Gutterbug (2019/18) ★★★ 11.45 Target Number practice. (R) Followed by 5 News Dalziel & Pascoe 10.00 New Tricks 11.10 Silent Paul Rose 7.40 The Joy of Painting 8.10 All Witness 1.25am The Heart Guy 2.20 Mercy Street Creatures Great and Small 9.00 FILM My Feral One (2020/15) ★★★ 1.55am Concrete Plans 8.00 This Week on the Farm 3.25 Brush Strokes 4.00-6.00am Teleshopping Heart (2016/12) Drama, starring Darren Kent. (2020/15) ★★★ 3.30 Finding Steve McQueen ★★★★ 10.15 Mark Kermode’s Secrets of Cinema: (2019/15) ★★★★ 5.15-6.00am Yesterday: Special (5/7) There are real fears for the YESTERDAY Sky 155 FV 26 Virgin 129 Coming of Age 11.15 The Story of Welsh Art FILM4 313 14 428 health of Rob and Dave’s prize 6.00am A Tale of Two Sisters 8.00 Murder 12.15am 1.15 Sky FV Virgin Around the World in 80 Treasures 11.00am ★★★ 1.55pm pedigree bull, and the brothers Maps 9.00 Monster Ships 11.00 Great British The Joy of Painting 1.45 Yorkshire Wolds Way Tora! Tora! Tora! (1970/U) Railway Journeys. Four episodes. 1.00pm The 2.15-3.15am Rawhide (1951/PG) ★★ 3.40 Hatari! (1962/U) turn foster parents to three with Paul Rose Mark Kermode’s ★★★★ 6.50 Architecture The Railways Built 2.00 Abandoned Secrets of Cinema: Coming of Age Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out alpacas from a fellow farmer Engineering 4.00 World War Weird 5.00 The of the Shadows (2016/12) ★★ 9.00 The Great struggling in the Covid crisis. World at War 6.00 Great British Railway Journeys. SKY ONE Sky 106 Virgin 110 Wall (2016/12) Fantasy adventure. ★★★★ 11.05 Followed by 5 News Update Four episodes. 8.00 Bangers and Cash 10.00 6.00am Futurama 7.00 Wild Vets 8.00 Monkey Nobody’s Fool (2018/15) ★★★ 1.20-3.30am The World at War 11.00 World War Two From Business 9.00 Brit Cops: Rapid Response 10.00 Dance with a Stranger (1985/15) ★★★★ 9.00 10 Years Younger in 10 Days Above 12.00m’t Secrets of Britain 1.00 World’s 11.00 Cherry Healey hosts the show in Highway Patrol NCIS: Los Angeles. Double TALKING PICTURES Greatest Palace 3.00-6.00am Teleshopping bill. 1.00pm Hawaii Five-0 3.00 MacGyver 4.00 328 81 445 5.00 5.30 Sky FV Virgin which people’s looks and lives ITV2 118 6 115 Modern Family The Simpsons Futurama are transformed, beginning Sky FV Virgin 6.30 The Simpsons. Triple bill. 8.00 Freddie Fries 6.00am Holiday 6.25 Lady from Lisbon (1942/U) 7.00am Ellen DeGeneres 8.00 Emmerdale Again 9.00 Resident Alien 10.00 Dating No Filter ★★★ 8.00 Charlie Chan at the Olympics (1937/U) with an empty-nester and a 8.30 Coronation Street: A Moving Story 9.00 10.30 A League of Their Own: European Road ★★★ 9.30 Sir Francis Drake 10.00 Catweazle community police officer Coronation Street 9.30 Supermarket Sweep Trip 11.30 A Discovery of Witches 12.30am Road 10.30 John and Julie (1953/U) ★★★ 12.10pm Nine, whose confidence disappears 10.30 Love Bites 11.30 Dress to Impress 12.30pm Wars 1.00 The Late Late Show with James Dalmuir West 12.25 Spare a Copper (1940/U) 1.00 2.00 ★★★ 2.00 2.30 3.10 once she takes off her uniform. Emmerdale Coronation Street Ellen Corden: Best of the Week 2.00 Send in the Dogs Rooms In Conversation The DeGeneres 2.55 Love Bites 3.55 Masked Singer 3.00 Brit Cops: Law & Disorder 4.00 Highway Prince and the Pauper (1977/PG) ★★ 5.30 Rooms US 4.50 Take Me Out 6.00 Celebrity Catchphrase Patrol. Double bill. 5.00-6.00am MacGyver 6.00 Interpol Calling 6.30 In the 70s with Bernard 10.00 Shoplifters: At War with 7.00 You’ve Been Framed! & Famous 8.00 You’ve Cribbins: School Dinners & Kitchen Safety 6.50 the Law Security guards in Been Framed! Unlimited 9.00 Love Island 10.05 SKY ATLANTIC Sky 108 Without a Clue (1988/PG) ★★★★ 9.00 Public West Orchards shopping centre Plebs 11.05 Family Guy 12.00m’t American Dad! 6.00am Richard E Grant’s Hotel Secrets 7.00 CSI: Eye 10.00 The Canadians (1961/U) ★★★ 11.45 12.55 The Stand Up Sketch Show 1.25 Don’t Hate Crime Scene Investigation 9.00 Ray Donovan 11.15 They Were Not Divided (1950/PG) ★★★ in Coventry try to tackle the the Playaz 2.10 Iain Stirling’s CelebAbility 2.45 Dexter 1.30pm CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 1.50am The Next of Kin (1942/PG) ★★★ 3.55 issue of serial shoplifters, who Totally Bonkers Guinness World Records 3.20 Boardwalk Empire 5.35 The Sopranos A-Bob-In-The-Pound with Tommy Handley are behind around 70 per cent 3.15 FYI Extra 3.30-7.00am Teleshopping 7.50 Game of Thrones 9.00 ZeroZeroZero 4.00 Public Eye 5.00-6.00am Saints and Sinners of all the thefts in the centre. (R) 11.05pm Police Code Zero: Officer Variations ITV WALES As ITV except: 12.50-1.00pm ITV 4.20 Nico Nog 4.30 Gwdihw 4.45 Patrol News Cymru Wales 6.00-6.30 ITV News Wales Pawennau 5.00 Stwnsh: Y Brodyr Adrenalini Under Attack A PC who was attacked at Six 7.30-8.00 Welsh Lives. Ordinary people 5.10 Y Dyfnfor 5.35 Potsh 5.55 Ffeil 6.00 Sgwrs by a mugger. (R) 12.05am Criminals: BBC ONE WALES As BBC One except: 10.30 6.30pm 7.00-7.35pm with extraordinary stories. ITV News Dan y Lloer. A conversation with the Senedd’s BBC Wales Today Six Cymru Wales 10.45 Face to Face. A weekly look Presiding Officer, Elin Jones. 6.30 Pum Merch, Tri Caught on Camera. Two police officers Nations Sin Bin. With guests Shane Williams, face a violent man armed with two at politics in Wales, presented by Mai Davies. Chopa, Un Cwch. Following an all-female crew Maggie Alphonsi, Tanni Grey-Thompson 11.15-11.45pm Spend or Save? Making Your as they try to win the Three Peaks Yacht Race. knives. (R) 12.55 Entertainment News and Thomas Castaignede. Last in series. Money Work – Tonight. Series of reports 7.00 Heno 7.30 Newyddion S4C a’r Tywydd 8.00 on 5 (R) 1.00 The 21.co.uk Live Casino BBC TWO WALES As BBC Two except: exploring the stories behind the headlines. Pobol y Cwm. DJ packs his bags as he comes Show 3.00 Entertainment News on 5 7.00pm The One Show. Live magazine. 7.30-8.00 S4C 6.00am Cyw 12.00noon Newyddion S4C to a decision between Sioned and Non. 8.25 3.10 Friends: double bill (R) 4.00 The Ready Steady Cook for Red Nose Day. Stephen a’r Tywydd 12.05 Ceffylau Cymru 12.30 Heno 1.00 Rownd a Rownd. It seems Iestyn is set to face Mangan takes on Robert Rinder. 9.00-10.00 Mamwlad 1.30 Helo Syrjeri 2.00 Newyddion S4C his problems. 8.55 Newyddion S4C a’r Tywydd Dog Rescuers with Alan Davies (R) The NHS: To Provide All People. A film a’r Tywydd 2.05 Prynhawn Da 3.00 Newyddion 9.00 Jonathan. Chat about the latest news in 4.45 Great Scientists (R) 5.10-6.00am poem charting a day in the life of a hospital. S4C a’r Tywydd 3.05 Cwymp yr Ymerodraethau the world of rugby union. 10.00 Iaith ar Daith House Doctor: double bill (R) 11.30pm-12.30am The Secret Science of Sewage 4.00 Awr Fawr: Timpo 4.05 Meic y Marchog 11.00-11.35pm Y Cleddyf gyda John Ogwen BBC One BBC Two ITV Channel 4 FREEVIEW 1 SKY 101 VIRGIN 101 FREESAT 101 FREEVIEW 2 SKY 102 VIRGIN 102 FREESAT 102 FREEVIEW 3 SKY 103 VIRGIN 103 FREESAT 103 FREEVIEW 4 SKY 104 VIRGIN 104 FREESAT 104 6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Morning Live 6.15am Homes Under the Hammer (R) 6.00am Good Morning Britain 6.30am Mike & Molly (R) 7.10 Cheers 10.00 Homes Under the 7.15 Ready Steady Cook (R) 8.00 9.00 Lorraine Entertainment news. (R) 8.05 The King of Queens (R) Hammer (R) 11.00 Crimewatch DIY SOS: The Big Build (R) 9.00 10.00 This Morning Celebrity chat. 9.05 Frasier (R) 10.35 Undercover Live 11.45 Defenders UK (R) BBC News at 9 10.00 BBC News Boss USA (R) Ramsay’s 12.30pm ITV Lunchtime News 11.35 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00pm Bitesize Daily for Secondary Kitchen Nightmares USA (R) 12.50 Regional News; Weather 1.00 BBC News; Regional News 1.55 An Inspector Calls (R) 12.30pm Steph’s Packed Lunch

1.45 Impossible Quiz show. (R) 1.00 ITV Racing: Cheltenham 2.10 Countdown Gameshow. 3.25 Nigel Slater’s Dish of the Day Coverage of the fourth 2.30 Home Is Where the Art Is A Festival 3.00 A Place in the Sun (R) 3.45 Put Your Money Where Your day of the prestigious festival, seaside-themed masterpiece. (R) James Braxton and 4.00 A New Life in the Sun: Where Mouth Is including feature race the 3.05 3.00 Escape to the Country A retired Kate Bliss approach the Are They Now? Catching up teacher looks for a property showdown auction. (R) WellChild Cheltenham Gold with a fruit juice entrepreneur Cup Steeple Chase, plus races in the Yorkshire Dales. (R) The week’s on the French Riviera. (R) 4.30 Best House in Town at 1.20, 1.55, 2.30 and 3.40. 3.45 Ready Steady Cook Married winning St Albans properties 5.00 Four in a Bed The B&Bers meet couple Marcus and Paul receive a second inspection. (R) 4.30 Tipping Point: Best Ever Finals for the last time to find out compete in the contest. 5.15 Flog It! From Hopetoun 5.00 The Chase Bradley Walsh how much they’ve been paid. 4.30 The Repair Shop Leather expert House near Edinburgh. (R) presents as contestants 5.30 Drawers Off The five artists Suzie Fletcher undertakes the 6.00 Richard Osman’s House of Stacey, Paul, Bernadette and compete for the final time. repair of a treasured toy horse. Games With Dane Baptiste. (R) Arthur take on the Chaser. (R) 6.00 The Simpsons Lisa babysits. (R) 5.15 Pointless Low-scoring quiz. (R) 6.30 My Unique B&B A shepherd’s 6.00 Regional News; Weather 6.30 Hollyoaks Liberty is convinced 6.00 BBC News; Regional News hut and pigsty. Last in series. 6.30 ITV Evening News; Weather Summer is hiding something. (R) 7.00 Comic Relief 2021 Lenny 7.00 MOTDx Jermaine Jenas and the 7.00 Emmerdale David offers 7.00 Channel 4 News Including Henry, Davina McCall, Paddy team take an offbeat look at the Nate some advice. Marlon and sport reports and weather. McGuinness, Alesha Dixon and Premier League, also discussing Rhona are proud. The Woolpack 8.00 Grayson’s Art Club Grayson David Tennant preside as stars skills, celebrities and culture. has a new name above its door. and Philippa Perry are joined by of stage, screen and the movies 7.30 Mountain Rescue – Our 7.30 Coronation Street When comedian and potter Johnny entertain the nation with Lives Documentary following Alina confesses she has fallen Vegas, who makes an artwork sketches, live performances, big the work of the Cairngorm for him, Tyrone is overwhelmed. inspired by dreams – the theme surprises and music acts in a bid Mountain Rescue Team, with As Natasha returns from of the week. There are special to raise much-needed cash for leader Willie Anderson and his London, Nick is disappointed to contributions from presenter good causes at home and across 50-strong crew of volunteers realise his time with Sam has Konnie Huq and musician the world. Highlights include saving lives in the region. (R) come to an end. Angered by Sophie Ellis-Bextor, a look inside Michael Sheen, Anna Friel and 8.00 Pilgrimage: The Road to Tracy’s comments, Cathy posts the studio of Guyana-born Keira Knightley in the greatest Istanbul Adrian Chiles, Edwina her own views online about the British artist Frank Bowling, and disaster movie never made, Currie, Fatima Whitbread, Mim McDonalds’ fundraising efforts. a chat with Mary Stephenson. the hosts of Top Gear facing Shaikh, Amar Latif, Dom Joly 8.30 Vera The DCI must unravel a 9.00 Gogglebox The armchair interrogation by their most and Pauline McLynn embark tangled web of deceit between critics share their opinions on savage critics to date and Dawn on a faith-themed trek from two wildly different families what they have been watching French back as Geraldine Belgrade to Istanbul. (R) when a young man’s body is during the week, as cameras Granger, joined by the Rev Kate 9.00 Gardeners’ World Monty washed up on the shore of a capture their instant reactions Bottley. Plus, music by Gabrielle, Don welcomes spring at Northumberland salmon farm. prompted by the week’s biggest the cast of Back to the Future: Longmeadow with plenty of Vera is forced to look closer at and best shows, be they the Musical, and a performance changes in the garden to share. the strained relationships of the entertainment juggernauts, of a Bridget Jones’s Diary classic As well as getting on with some victim’s families in order to find hard-hitting documentaries, by a host of celebrities. pruning, he divides perennials. the truth about his death. (R) news reports or gritty dramas. 10.00 BBC News; Regional News 10.00 Later – with Jools Holland 10.20 ITV News; Weather 10.00 The Circle Emma Willis hosts 10.45 The Great Comic Relief for Comic Relief (5/6) The A fresh perspective on the major the reality show in which a Prizeathon Jason Manford and presenter chats to comedian stories of the day, featuring number of individuals live in the Amanda Holden continue the Lenny Henry, who discusses national and international news. same apartment block, but Comic Relief extravaganza his favourite performances 10.50 Regional News; Weather never meet, only communicating with special guests, comedy, from the Later archive. 11.10pm Grace Detective over social media. In an and the chance for viewers to 10.45 Newsnight The day’s Superintendent Roy Grace’s career is extended edition of the win a number of prizes. important national news stories. at rock bottom and is in the last programme, Emma enters The 11.45pm Gordon Ramsay’s Bank 11.20pm FILM Maps to the Stars chance saloon running enquiries into Circle with some big news. Balance for Red Nose Day Gino (2014/18) A disfigured woman is long-forgotten cold cases with little 11.20pm FILM Pitch Perfect 2 (2015/12) D’Acampo and his son Luci compete in hired as an assistant to a fading prospect of success. Then he is The Barden Bellas try to recover the gameshow, stacking the gold bars Hollywood star obsessed with her approached by colleague DS Glen from a disastrous performance by on the balance board in a bid to win dead mother. David Cronenberg’s Branson to help investigate the winning the World Championships of up to £100,000 for charity. (R) 12.30am drama, starring Julianne Moore and Mia disappearance of a Brighton property A Cappella. Comedy sequel, starring Billy Monger’s Big Red Nose Day Wasikowska. ★★★ 1.05am Battlestar developer, who vanished without Anna Kendrick. ★★★ 1.25am Come Challenge. The racing driver walks, Galactica. Sci-fi series. (R) 1.50 Cashing a trace. Crime drama, starring John Dine with Me 3.40 George Clarke’s Old kayaks and cycles 140 miles across in on Covid – Panorama (R) 2.20 Simm. (R) 12.55am Home Shopping House, New Home (R) 4.35 Jamie: Keep England. (R) 1.30 Weather for the Week Stonehenge: The Lost Circle Revealed 3.00 FYI Extra 3.15 Lethal Weapon (R) Cooking and Carry On (R) 5.05-5.55am Ahead 1.35-6.00am BBC News (R) 3.20-6.00am This Is BBC Two 4.00-6.00am ITV Nightscreen Fifteen to One. Quiz show. (R) (R) repeat ★★★★★ brilliant ★★★★ very good ★★★ good ★★ average ★ bad Friday GOLD Sky 110 Virgin 124 Channel 5 6.00am Teleshopping 7.15 My Hero. Double bill. MARCH 19 8.20 Hi-de-Hi! 9.00 Porridge 9.40 Last of the FREEVIEW 5 SKY 105 VIRGIN 105 FREESAT 105 Summer Wine. Double bill. 11.00 dinnerladies 6.00am Milkshake! 8.55 Milkshake! 11.40 The Good Life 12.20pm Dad’s Army 1.00 Hi-de-Hi! 1.40 Porridge 2.20 dinnerladies 3.00 Monkey’s Amazing Adventures The Green Green Grass 3.40 The Good Life (R) 9.00 Milkshake! 9.15 Jeremy 4.20 Last of the Summer Wine. Double bill. Vine 11.15 George Clarke’s Build a 5.40 Hi-de-Hi! 6.20 The Good Life 7.00 Porridge New Life in the Country (R) 7.40 Dad’s Army. Double bill. 9.00 dinnerladies 9.40 Absolutely Fabulous 10.20 French and 12.15pm 5 News at Lunchtime Saunders 11.00 The Royle Family 11.40 Upstart 12.20 Our B&B Dream (R) Crow. Double bill. 1.00am Absolutely Fabulous 1.15 Home and Away See 6.00pm. 1.40 French and Saunders 2.35 The Royle Family 3.10 The Rebel 4.00-6.00am Teleshopping 1.45 Neighbours See 5.30pm. 2.15 Lethal Beauty (2018/12) DAVE Sky 111 FV 19 Virgin 127 6.00am Teleshopping 7.10 Aussie Pickers 8.00 Thriller, starring Haley Webb American Pickers 9.00 Storage Hunters UK 10.00 and Haley Pullos. ★★★★ American Pickers 12.00noon Storage Hunters UK. 4.00 Casualty 24/7: Every Second Double bill. 1.00 Top Gear. Double bill. 3.00 Rick Counts At Barnsley Hospital. (R) Stein’s Far Eastern Odyssey 4.00 Top Gear Best of British. Double bill. 6.00 Taskmaster 7.00 5.00 5 News at 5 The day’s headlines. Whose Line Is It Anyway? USA. Double bill. 8.00 Comic Relief 2021, BBC One, 7pm 5.30 Neighbours Fay is disappointed Would I Lie to You? 8.40 QI XL. Double bill. 10.00 Red Dwarf. Triple bill. 12.00m’t Mock the that Nicolette is not around. (R) 9.00 FILM Week 12.40 QI XL. Double bill. 2.00 Would I Lie ITV3 Sky 119 FV 10 Virgin 117 Share (2019/15) Drama, with Rhianne 6.00 Home and Away Ziggy finds a to You? 2.45 Aussie Pickers 3.35 Whose Line Is It Barreto and Charlie Plummer. ★★★★ 10.45 6.00am Classic Coronation Street 7.00 Classic 11.55 2.10am way to move on from Dean. (R) Anyway? USA 4.00-6.00am Teleshopping 8.05 9.05 ZeroZeroZero Deadwood Oz Emmerdale. Double bill. Heartbeat 3.20 Californication 4.00 Urban Secrets Bless This House. Double bill. 10.10 On the Buses 6.30 5 News Tonight Headlines. DRAMA 143 20 130 5.00-6.00am Richard E Grant’s Hotel Secrets Sky FV Virgin 10.45 Agatha Christie’s Poirot 12.40pm Heartbeat 6.00am Teleshopping 7.15 Monarch of the 1.45 Classic Emmerdale. Double bill. 2.50 Classic SKY CINEMA PREMIERE 7.00 The Gadget Show (7/12) Jon Glen 8.25 The Bill 9.30 Classic Holby City 10.55 Coronation Street. Double bill. 3.50 Inspector Sky 301 Virgin 401 Bentley takes TV duo Dick and Classic Casualty 12.00noon The Bill 1.00 Classic Morse 6.00 Agatha Christie’s Poirot 8.00 Doc EastEnders 2.15 Soldier, Soldier 3.20 All Creatures 6.00am Poms (2019/12) ★★★ 7.50 Finding Steve Dom on a day-trip to find out Martin. Double bill. 10.00 Wycliffe 11.05 Scott & ★★★★ 9.35 Great and Small 4.20 Lovejoy 5.20 Brush Strokes 12.10am 2.15 McQueen (2019/15) Welcome to which is the best 42-inch TV. Bailey Inspector Morse ITV3 Sudden Death (2020/15) ★★★ 11.10 Finding the 6.00 Are You Being Served? 6.40 Last of the Nightscreen 2.30-2.40pm Teleshopping Plus, Ortis Deley and Georgie Summer Wine 8.00 Hetty Wainthropp Way Back (2020/15) ★★★★ 1.05pm Must See Barrat test washing machines. Investigates 9.00 Life on Mars 10.20 New Tricks BBC FOUR Sky 116 FV 9/24 Virgin 107 Movies 2021 2.05 SAS: Red Notice (2021/15) ★★★ Followed by 5 News Update 11.30 Silent Witness 1.40am The Heart Guy 7.00pm Folk Hibernia at the BBC 8.00 Top of the 4.15 Concrete Plans (2020/15) ★★★ 5.50 Target 2.35 Mercy Street 4.00-6.00am Teleshopping Pops: 1990 9.00 St Patrick’s Day at the BBC 10.00 Number One (2020/15) ★★★ 8.00 Finding the 8.00 Kate Humble’s Coastal Way Back (2020/15) Premiere. Drama. ★★★★ YESTERDAY 155 26 129 Citizens of Boomtown: The Story of the Britain (5/6) The presenter Sky FV Virgin Boomtown Rats 11.30 The Irish Rock Story: A Tale 10.00 SAS: Red Notice (2021/15) ★★★ 12.10am walks a 13-mile stretch of 6.00am A Tale of Two Sisters 8.00 Murder Maps of Two Cities 12.30am Showbands: How Ireland Tremors: Shrieker Island (2020/12) ★★★ 2.10 9.00 Monster Ships 11.00 Great British Railway Target Number One (2020/15) ★★★ 4.30-6.00am Yorkshire coastline, visiting the Learnt to Party 1.30 TOTP2: St Patrick’s Day Journeys. Four episodes. 1.00pm The Special 2.15-3.15am St Patrick’s Day at the BBC Dino Dana – The Movie (2020/U) ★★★ 2.00 fishing village of Staithes, Architecture The Railways Built Abandoned FILM4 313 14 428 Runswick Bay, and Whitby. Engineering 4.00 World War Weird 5.00 The SKY ONE Sky 106 Virgin 110 Sky FV Virgin 11.00am How Green Was My Valley (1941/U) Followed by 5 News Update World at War 6.00 Great British Railway Journeys. 6.00am Futurama. Double bill. 7.00 Wild Vets. Four episodes. 8.00 Warbird Workshop. Double Double bill. 8.00 Monkey Business. Double bill. ★★★★ 1.20pm Only the Valiant (1951/PG) ★★ 9.00 Russia vs the World bill. 10.00 Bangers and Cash. Double bill. 12.00m’t 9.00 Brit Cops: Rapid Response 10.00 Highway 3.30 Rage at Dawn (1955/U) ★★ 5.20 The Black The epic story of Russia, and The Architecture The Railways Built 1.00 World’s Patrol. Double bill. 11.00 NCIS: Los Angeles. Arrow (1948/U) ★★ 6.55 The Way Way Back Greatest Palaces 3.00-6.00am Teleshopping Double bill. 1.00pm Hawaii Five-0 3.00 MacGyver (2013/12) ★★★★ 9.00 Jason Bourne (2016/12) how more than a millennium 4.00 5.00 5.30 ★★★★ 11.25 Blade of the Immortal (2017/18) ITV2 118 6 115 Modern Family The Simpsons of history characterised by Sky FV Virgin Futurama. Double bill. 6.30 The Simpsons. Four ★★★ 2.15-4.00am Devil’s Due (2014/15) ★★ explosive drama, infamous 7.00am The Ellen DeGeneres Show 8.00 episodes. 8.30 Modern Family 9.00 NEW The Emmerdale. Double bill. 9.00 You’ve Been TALKING PICTURES leaders and a healthy dose Flight Attendant. Comedy thriller, starring Kaley 328 81 445 Framed! Gold 9.30 Supermarket Sweep 10.30 Cuoco. 10.00 The Late Late Show with James Sky FV Virgin of intrigue has paved the way Love Bites 11.30 Dress to Impress 12.30pm Corden: Best of the Week 11.00 Dating No Filter 6.00am Charley Moon (1956/U) ★★ 8.00 for the man at the heart of Emmerdale. Double bill. 1.30 You’ve Been 11.30 Karl Pilkington: The Moaning of Life 12.30am Rosemary Squires in the 1950s: The Tonight Show it all today – Vladimir Putin. Framed! Gold 2.00 The Ellen DeGeneres Show The Force: Essex 1.30 Road Wars. Double bill. 3.00 8.10 The Floating Dutchman (1953/U) ★★★ 9.45 2.55 3.55 4.50 ★★ 11.45 Fiona Shaw narrates. Love Bites The Masked Singer US Brit Cops: Law & Disorder 4.00 Highway Patrol. On the Fiddle (1961/PG) The House in Take Me Out Celebrity Special 6.00 Catchphrase Double bill. 5.00-6.00am MacGyver Nightmare Park (1973/PG) ★★★ 1.35pm The Celebrity Special 7.00 You’ve Been Framed! Black Swan (1942/PG) ★★★★ 3.20 Hue and Cry 11.05pm Conspiracy: The Cold War Forever 8.00 You’ve Been Framed! Full Throttle SKY ATLANTIC Sky 108 (1947/U) ★★★★ 5.00 Upstairs, Downstairs 6.00 Files Documentary exploring popular 9.00 Love Island: Australia 10.05 Family Guy. 6.00am Richard E Grant’s Hotel Secrets 7.00 CSI: Interpol Calling 6.30 Highly Dangerous (1950/U) conspiracy theories surrounding the Triple bill. 11.30 American Dad!. Double bill. Crime Scene Investigation. Double bill. 9.00 Ray ★★★ 8.15 The Plank (1967/U) ★★★ 9.20 Backfire 12.25am Hey Tracey! 1.10 Iain Stirling’s Donovan. Double bill. 11.15 Dexter. Double bill. (1987/15) ★★ 11.10 Come Back, Little Sheba (1952/ Cold War, including how the lies of CelebAbility 2.00 Totally Bonkers Guinness 1.30pm CSI: Crime Scene Investigation. Double PG) ★★ 1.10am Three Came Home (1950/U) one man, Reinhard Gehlen, moved the World Records. Double bill. 2.55 FYI Extra 3.10 bill. 3.30 Boardwalk Empire. Double bill. 5.45 The ★★★★ 3.15 The Three-Pointed Star 4.00 Van der world closer to nuclear destruction. (R) ITV2 Nightscreen 3.30-10.30am Teleshopping Sopranos. Double bill. 7.55 Game of Thrones Valk 5.00-6.00am The Flame Trees of Thika 12.00m’t Inside the Nazi Mega Bunker. A look at the defences and kill zones Variations S4C 6.00am Cyw 12.05pm Newyddion S4C a’r 7.00 Heno 7.30 Newyddion S4C a’r Tywydd that surrounded Hitler’s bunker in Tywydd 12.15 Datganiad Covid-19 1.00 Darn Bach 8.00 Adre 8.25 Cofio Dot Davies. A portrait 1.30 2.00 of former goalkeeper Dai Davies, who won Berlin, a subterranean safehouse BBC ONE WALES As BBC One except: o Hanes Sgwrs Dan y Lloer Newyddion 2.30pm 3.15-3.45 S4C a’r Tywydd 2.05 Prynhawn Da 3.00 52 caps for Wales whilst playing for Everton, protected by 13-foot-thick walls. (R) Bargain Hunt Home Is Where 3.05 Wrexham and Swansea. 8.55 Newyddion 9.00 the Art Is 6.30-7.00pm BBC Wales Today Newyddion S4C a’r Tywydd Drych: Aled Entertainment News on 5 Haydn Jones: Ti, Fi a’r Fam Fenthyg 4.00 Awr Cystadleuaeth Llwyfan Cantorion Cymreig. 12.50 1.00 BBC TWO WALES As BBC Two except: The 21.co.uk Live Casino Show Fawr: Shwshaswyn 4.10 Asra 4.25 Sam Tan 4.35 Osian Wyn Bowen, Jessica Cale, Kieron-Connor 3.00 8.00-9.00pm The Hairy Bikers’ Northern Anifeiliaid Bach y Byd 4.45 Sbarc 5.00 Stwnsh: Valentine, Sarah Gilford, Rhys Batt and Rachael Entertainment News on 5 3.10 Friends. Exposure. Si King and Dave Myers take DNA Dennis a Dannedd 5.10 Crwbanod Ninja 5.35 Cic Marsh compete to represent Wales at Cardiff Double bill. Joey takes Rachel to the tests to find out if they have any Viking 5.55 Ffeil 6.00 Trefi Gwyllt Iolo. A look at wildlife Singer of the World 2021. 10.30 Fflam. The hospital; Monica prepares a surprise. (R) ancestry, before heading for Stockholm and living in Welsh towns with Iolo Williams. The fallout from a horrific accident sees lives at taking a ferry to Gotland. Last in series. first episode features footage of herons, foxes, stake and plans scrapped. Deniz tries to 4.00 The Dog Rescuers with Alan ITV WALES As ITV except: 12.50-1.00pm ITV badgers, red squirrels and slow worms. 6.30 Y discover what has been consuming Noni over Davies (R) 4.45 Britain’s Greatest Bridges News Cymru Wales 6.00-6.30 ITV News Wales Sioe Fwyd. Ifan Jones Evans and Hywel Griffith the past week. Last in series. With on-screen (R) 5.35-6.00am House Doctor (R) at Six 10.50-11.10pm ITV News Cymru Wales are joined by Chris Roberts. 6.57 Newyddion English subtitles. 11.00pm-12.05am Noson Lawen BBC One BBC Two ITV Channel 4 FREEVIEW 1 SKY 101 VIRGIN 101 FREESAT 101 FREEVIEW 2 SKY 102 VIRGIN 102 FREESAT 102 FREEVIEW 3 SKY 103 VIRGIN 103 FREESAT 103 FREEVIEW 4 SKY 104 VIRGIN 104 FREESAT 104 6.00am Breakfast 10.00 Saturday 6.40am Wild and Weird (R) 6.55 6.00am CITV 7.30 Scrambled! 9.25 ITV 6.20am The Big Bang Theory (R) 7.05 Kitchen Live 11.30 Recipes Marrying Mum and Dad (R) News 9.30 James Martin’s The Simpsons (R) 10.45 Ramsay’s That Made Me: Kashmir (R) 7.25 The Dengineers (R) 7.55 Blue Saturday Morning. The TV chef Kitchen Nightmares USA (R) 12.00noon Football Focus. Dan Peter (R) 8.30 Deadly 60 (R) 9.00 hosts a weekend chat show. 11.55 Kubo and the Two Strings Walker and guests look ahead to Richard Hammond’s Invisible 11.40 Simply Raymond Blanc. (2016/PG) A boy goes in search the sixth round of the FA Cup. Worlds (R) 10.00 Me and My The chef shares a collection of his father’s magical armour 1.00 BBC News; Weather Dog: The Ultimate Contest of simple, rustic recipes. after accidentally summoning 1.15 Ready Steady Cook for Red 11.00 Around the World in 80 12.40pm James Martin’s French an evil spirit. Animated Nose Day Kitchen duel. (R) Gardens (R) 12.00noon The Adventure A culinary tour. (R) adventure, with the voice 1.45 Six Nations Rugby Union Chronicles of Nadiya (R) 1.15 ITV News; Weather of Charlize Theron. ★★★★★ Scotland v Italy (kick-off 2.15pm). 1.00 To Be Announced 1.25 Midsomer Murders Jones 1.40pm Four in a Bed Five episodes. (R) All the action from the match 1.15 Meet Me in St Louis (1944/U) infiltrates a cult to investigate 4.15 Work on the Wild Side (R) in the fifth round of fixtures, Musical, starring Judy Garland a woman’s disappearance. (R) 4.50 Grand Designs Kevin McCloud held at BT Murrayfield. and Tom Drake. ★★★★★ 3.25 ITV News; Weather revisits a home built on an 4.30 Final Score Classified results. 3.05 Flog It! People try to make 3.45 Regional News; Weather airfield in Strathaven in Scotland 5.10 BBC News; Regional News money out of their antiques. (R) 4.00 Six Nations Ireland v England to check on the progress made 5.30 Celebrity Mastermind 4.00 Mississippi: Earth’s Great Rivers (kick-off 4.45pm). Coverage by Colin MacKinnon and his 6.00 Catchpoint Gameshow, A journey along the river. (R) of both teams’ concluding partner Marta Briongos. (R) hosted by Paddy McGuinness. 5.00 DNA Family Secrets (R) match of the championship, 5.50 To Be Announced 6.30 The Wall Danny Dyer hosts. 6.00 Interior Design Masters (R) held at Aviva Stadium. 6.45 Channel 4 News 7.15 Six Nations Rugby Union 7.00 The 80s with Dominic 7.00 Ant & Dec’s Saturday 7.15 The Hobbit: The Battle France v Wales (kick-off Sandbrook The historian Night Takeaway The popular of the Five Armies (2014/12) 8.00pm). All the action from presents a review of the decade duo’s entertainment show, Dwarf king Thorin reclaims the match in the fifth round of shaped by Thatcherism. (R) featuring undercover pranks, control of his homeland, but his fixtures, held at Stade de France. 8.00 Top of the Pops: The surprises galore, star guests descent into madness places Les Bleus clinched a 27-23 Story of 1985 Recalling the and a chance for a member him on the brink of war with victory when the sides met at year of Live Aid, when the of the audience to win the his human and elven allies. As Principality Stadium last year, ambitious A-ha, King and items advertised in one of Thorin’s Hobbit friend Bilbo tries but Wales prevailed 24-19 on Dead or Alive competed for last week’s commercial breaks. to save the tormented ruler their last visit here in 2019. attention with passionate 8.30 The Voice UK Final from himself, a vast horde of politicos Billy Bragg and The Spinning-chair singing contest, orcs gathers to destroy them all. Style Council. Featuring original in which celebrity ‘coaches’ Conclusion of the fantasy interviews with A-ha, Shakin’ seek out the nation’s best adventure trilogy, directed by Stevens, The Style Council, vocal talent. But there is a Peter Jackson, starring Martin Billy Bragg, Bonnie Tyler, Pete simple twist – with the four Freeman, Richard Armitage, coaches selecting their teams Ian McKellen, Luke Evans Waterman, Paul Hardcastle, ★★★★ King and Loose Ends. (R) through ‘blind auditions’, and Orlando Bloom. 9.00 QI XL Extended edition looks play no part in the of the comedy panel game, selection process, meaning each singer is chosen on vocal in which the questions are so ability alone. Last in series. difficult points are awarded for interesting – but not necessarily correct – answers. (R) 9.45 My Father and Me 10.25 BBC News; Weather 11.20pm FILM The Boy Who 10.20 ITV News; Weather 10.00 Pitch Perfect 3 (2017/12) 10.50 Match of the Day Brighton Harnessed the Wind (2019/PG) A 10.35 The Jonathan Ross Show: Following their win at the world & Hove Albion v Newcastle 13-year-old boy is expelled from the Special Guests A look championship, the Bellas reunite United. Gary Lineker presents school he loves when his family can no back at some of the most for one last singing competition highlights of the Premier League longer afford the fees. With time on memorable moments from at an overseas tour. Comedy match at Amex Stadium. his hands, he decides to sneak into recent series of the talk show. sequel, with Anna Kendrick 11.50pm Match of the Day: The FA the library and learns how to build a 11.05pm FILM Terminator 2: and Rebel Wilson. ★★★ Cup Action from today’s sixth-round windmill to save his village from a Judgment Day (1991/15) A cyborg is 11.50pm FILM I, Frankenstein (2014/12) ties – Bournemouth v Southampton famine. Drama, starring Chiwetel sent back in time to the 20th century The infamous scientist’s monster at Vitality Stadium and Everton v Ejiofor and Maxwell Simba. ★★★★ to protect John Connor, a teenage boy is caught up in a war between Manchester City at Goodison Park. 1.05am To Be Announced 2.05-6.20am whose destiny is to save the human supernatural beings who want the 12.20am FILM A Time to Kill (1996/15) This Is BBC Two. Preview of upcoming race. After breaking John’s mother out secret of his immortality. Fantasy A lawyer in Mississippi defends a black programmes from BBC Two. of a mental institution, the pair set out adventure, with Aaron Eckhart and Bill man charged with killing the racist to avert a future nuclear war – pursued Nighy. ★★ 1.35am Ramsay’s Kitchen thugs who raped his 10-year-old by a shape-changing assassin. Sci-fi Nightmares USA. The chef helps the daughter. Drama, starring Samuel L action adventure sequel, with Arnold owners of Jack’s Waterfront, Michigan. Jackson and Matthew McConaughey. Schwarzenegger and Linda Hamilton. (R) 2.25 Hollyoaks (R) 4.45 Fifteen to ★★★★ 2.40 Weather for the Week ★★★★★ 1.25am Home Shopping 3.00 One. General knowledge quiz. (R) Ahead 2.45-6.00am BBC News FYI Extra 3.15-6.00am ITV Nightscreen 5.40-6.05am To Be Announced (R) repeat ★★★★★ brilliant ★★★★ very good ★★★ good ★★ average ★ bad Saturday GOLD Sky 110 Virgin 124 Channel 5 6.00am Teleshopping 7.35 My Hero. Double bill. MARCH 20 8.50 Citizen Khan. Triple bill. 10.40 Only Fools FREEVIEW 5 SKY 105 VIRGIN 105 FREESAT 105 and Horses. Thirteen episodes. 8.45pm The 6.00am Milkshake! Including at 7.45 Vicar of Dibley. Richard Armitage guest stars. 10.00 All Round to Mrs Brown’s 11.15 The Fast Milkshake! Bop Box Boogie (R) Show. Eight episodes. 4.00-6.00am Teleshopping Paw Patrol (R) Pirata & 8.00 8.30 DAVE 111 19 127 Capitano (R) 8.45 Butterbean’s Sky FV Virgin 6.00am Teleshopping 7.15 To Be Announced Cafe 9.00 Brave Bunnies 9.10 7.30 Red Bull Soapbox Race 9.00 Rick Stein’s India Little Princess (R) 9.20 The 10.00 American Pickers. Triple bill. 1.00pm Top World According to Grandpa (R) Gear Best of British 2.00 Cop Car Workshop. Double bill. 4.00 Top Gear Best of British. 9.30 Floogals (R) 9.40 Go Green Double bill. 6.00 Red Dwarf. Triple bill. 8.00 Not with the Grimwades (R) 9.55 Going Out. Triple bill. 10.00 Mel Giedroyc: SpongeBob (R) 10.05 The Loud Unforgivable 11.00 Would I Lie to You? Double House (R) 10.15 Entertainment bill. 12.20am Mock the Week 1.00 Have I Got a Bit More News for You 2.00 Dave Gorman News on 5 10.20 Friends (R) Goodish Hits 3.00 Would I Lie to You? 12.15pm Oliver! (1968/U) Musical, Double bill. 4.00-6.00am Teleshopping ★★★★★ starring Ron Moody. DRAMA Sky 143 FV 20 Virgin 130 3.25 Seven Brides for Seven 6.00am 7.40 9.10 Teleshopping Cadfael Where The Voice UK Final, ITV, 8.30pm Brothers (1954/U) Musical, the Heart Is. Double bill. 11.10 Sharpe 1.10pm starring Howard Keel. ★★★★★ Birds of a Feather 2.10 The Green Green Grass. Triple bill. 4.10 The Lady Vanishes 6.00 The BBC FOUR 116 9 24 107 (2021/15) Action thriller, starring Sam Heughan. Sky FV / Virgin ★★★ 12.05am ★★★ 5.40 5 News Weekend Headlines. Brokenwood Mysteries. An ex-finance boss is 7.00pm 8.00 Concrete Plans (2020/15) Alaska: Earth’s Frozen Kingdom 1.40 Poms (2019/12) ★★★ 3.20 SAS: Red Notice 5.45 Cruising with Jane McDonald: found floating with a samurai sword in his back. Voyages of Discovery 9.00 FILM Land of Mine 8.00 9.00 (2021/15) ★★★ 5.30-6.00am Yesterday: Special Down Under Documentary. (R) Father Brown WPC 56. A predator (2017/15) Premiere. A group of young German targets contestants in a beauty pageant. 10.00 POWs are forced to clear a beach of thousands FILM4 313 14 428 12.40am 2.00 Sky FV Virgin Taggart Jane Eyre The Heart Guy. of landmines under the watch of a Danish 11.00am ★★★ 1.05pm 7.00 Susan Calman’s Grand Double bill. 4.00-6.00am Teleshopping Dragonheart (1996/PG) To sergeant. Drama, starring Roland Moller. ★★★★ Be Announced 3.00 Paddington (2014/PG) Family Day Out in Yorkshire The 10.35 YESTERDAY Sky 155 FV 26 Virgin 129 Double Agent: The Eddie Chapman Story comedy, starring Hugh Bonneville. ★★★★ comedian ventures east of the 11.35 Top of the Pops: 1990. Double bill. 12.35am 4.50 Masters of the Universe (1987/PG) Fantasy 6.00am Impossible Engineering. Double bill. 1.35 Pennines on a 126-mile trek that 8.00 To Be Announced Voyages of Discovery adventure, starring Dolph Lundgren. ★★ Secrets of the Third Reich: The Nazi Gold 2.35-3.35am Alaska: Earth’s Frozen Kingdom takes her from the coast near Train 9.00 Nazi Murder Mysteries. Double bill. 6.55 The Day the Earth Stood Still (2008/12) Whitby, on to York before 11.00 The Architecture The Railways Built. Triple SKY ONE Sky 106 Virgin 110 Sci-fi remake, starring Keanu Reeves. ★★★ 9.00 bill. 2.00pm David Attenborough’s Natural 6.00am Monkey Business. Four episodes. 8.00 Murder on the Orient Express (2017/12) Hercule heading through the Dales and 6.00 Poirot investigates the killing of an American onwards to Bronte country. (R) Curiosities. Eight episodes. Great British Modern Family. Five episodes. 10.30 Soccer AM Railway Journeys. Six episodes. 9.00 Porridge. 12.00noon NCIS: Los Angeles. Triple bill. 3.00 businessman on board the famous train. Agatha Triple bill. 11.00 Sounds of the Sixties. Four 5.00 Christie mystery, with Kenneth Branagh and 8.00 Beverly Hills: Inside the Gillette Soccer Saturday The Simpsons. Six ★★★★★ 11.15 World’s Greatest Hotels episodes. 1.00am World’s Greatest Palaces. episodes. 8.00 A League of Their Own 9.00 FILM Daisy Ridley. Here Comes Hell Double bill. 3.00-6.00am Teleshopping Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice (2016/12) (2019/15) Premiere. Comedy horror, starring Tom An insight into life at the hotel Bailey. ★★★ 1.00-4.00am To Be Announced ITV2 118 6 115 Superhero adventure, starring Ben Affleck that sits above Sunset Boulevard Sky FV Virgin and Henry Cavill. ★★ 12.00m’t Resident Alien TALKING PICTURES 7.00am The Ellen DeGeneres Show. Triple bill. 1.00 2.00 in Los Angeles, and has been NCIS: Los Angeles To Be Announced 328 81 445 9.30 Dress to Impress. Double bill. 11.30 4.00-6.00am Highway Patrol. Four episodes. Sky FV Virgin greeting guests for 107 years, Catchphrase 12.10pm Take Me Out 1.30 You’ve 6.00am When the Pie Was Opened 6.10 Stock from reclusive billionaires Been Framed! Gold 2.05 FILM Happy Feet SKY ATLANTIC Sky 108 Car (1955/U) ★★★ 7.30 Model for Murder to Hollywood royalty. (R) (2006/U) Animated adventure, with the voice of 6.00am To Be Announced 10.00 CSI: Crime (1959/PG) ★★★ 9.00 Popeye the Sailor: Spooky Elijah Wood. ★★★★ 4.10 FILM The Lost World: Scene Investigation. Five episodes. 3.00pm The Swabs 9.10 Zorro’s Black Whip 9.30 The Cat Gang 9.00 Grace: The Hollywood Jurassic Park (1997/PG) Dinosaur adventure Sopranos. Five episodes of the gritty crime (1959/U) ★★★ 10.45 The Lone Ranger 11.15 Flash Years A look at the movie sequel, with Jeff Goldblum. ★★★ 6.45 FILM drama. 9.00 Game of Thrones. Five episodes. Gordon Conquers the Universe 11.40 Superman. career of Grace Kelly, drawing Miss Congeniality 2: Armed and Fabulous 3.10-6.00am To Be Announced. Four episodes. 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