Biology Want More NUS Of Union Building Kop It
Up to half the Union Building South Kensington would not Liverpool University Guild will be converted to academic take place quickly. After being Council have decided by 38 use if the Biology Department's sold, most, of Ashurst Lodge votes to 34 to withhold half their plans go ahead. In addition to would be leased back from the NUS affiliation fee, a sum of the Bot/Zoo Common Room new owners to accommodate £15,000. At an earlier Union and the Lounge, the department College staff until new labs General Meeting a motion to has plans to convert other were found for them. Thus the disaffiliate from NUS had been rooms on the ground and first take-over of the Union Building defeated. The motion passed at floors of the Union into labs might not be presented as a the Guilds Council meeting and lecture theatres. single package, but could be claimed that NUS was 'an agent The need for extra space for achieved piecemeal over several of the Labour party' and Biology has arisen from the years as a phased withdrawl expressed dissatisfaction with decision to sell the Ashurst from Ashurst Lodge takes place. 'extravagent' spending, a profit Lodge buildings at Silwood If the Lounge and Bot/Zoo are of £1/4 million and reserves of Park. Silwood is the College's atken next year, they could be £1 million. field station near Ascot, where a followed by the UDH and SCR Deputy President Andy large part of the Biology in subsequent years. Wilkinson said they had department is based. At present The plans are of course submitted a motion on reform research is carried out there on dependant on finding a buyer for the NUS Conference, which two main sites, Silwood Main for Ashurst Lodge. There is only NUS first claimed not to have House and Ashurst Lodge, one potential buyer at present, received. Later NUS said they which are nearly half a mile believed to be the had received the motion, but apart. The sale of Ashurst Commonwealth Institute for that it had not been accepted. would necessitate the re- Biological Control (CIBC), a He went on to say that housing of research groups commercial research institute Liverpool University Students' based there either in South who already have some staff Union pays four times the Kensington or in new buildings based at Silwood in the Main national average in affiliation near Silwood Main House. It is House. They are interested in fees. The Union is awaiting a to house those to be moved to acquiring more space for future reply from NUS which may have South Kensington that the expansion and are considering department wants to take over been delayed as there is a Ashurst Lodge as well as postal strike on at the moment. parts of the Union Building. possibilities on other sites. A The NUS Press Officer decision is expected from the Professor Anderson, Head of commented that it was up to the Biology Department, is CIBC next month. However, planning permission has already Liverpool Students Union 'to believed to want the sale to go sort themselves out' and that ahead so that as large a part as been obtained for new buildings near Silwood Main House, some there had been a political possible of the department can faction within the Guilds be moved to South Kensington. of which will form the Technology Transfer Centre Council who were effectively Only research which needs the overruling the decision made at special facilities of Silwood (based on the 'Science Park' idea) but some of which are the UGM not to disaffiliate. So would then remain at the field far no decision has been taken station. Staff based at Ashurst designed to re-house research at present carried out in Ashurst regarding the non-payment of Lodge have been asked to half the affiliation fees, or consider whether they need to Lodge. Building is expected to whether the matter will be remain at Silwood or can be commence in March or April discussed at next month's NUS moved into London. next year. Conference. The move from Silwood to ICU President Carl Burgess claimed that it is being speculated that Liverpool Students Union are trying to get themselves expelled from NUS despite the UGM vote to remain affiliated. Sweeney Strikes Scab Nite and the Lounge Beach Party were closed down by security at midnight on Saturday. This occured after the Union Bar gents lavatories had The Guilds hit squad gave Stirling Moss an unexpected drive been vandalised by a Cardiff around South Kensington on Tuesday. In a daring raid Miners sports team, who had masterminded by Field Marshall Roger Preece, the motor ace of been playing RSMU. Security the early 60's was bundled into Bo by two heavies, one brandishing guard, Terry Sweeney, said he a pop gun, and whisked away at a daring speed. Guilds henchmen thought there was something were then despatched to the lecture theatre where Mr Moss was odd going on, when he saw due to give a talk and demanded vast amounts of money for his loads of people walking past his prompt return. The victim eventually arrived ten minutes later and office with pieces of copper was said to be cold but none the worse for his ordeal. piping.
Free Friday 22 November No 722 upgrade—probably until STOIC is actually kicked STOIC: The Sequel out of the College Studio, Vandalism place all weekend. Go which after years of Last Saturday the Union along and support by inactivity has found more Bar was apparently throwing a few darts and Dear Hugh, profitable pursuits than smashed by sportsmen who go to the RCSU office and In reply to your Editorial producing student had been involved in the pick forms so that you can comment about the STOIC activities. RSM v Cardiff sports get sponsors. 'All Nighter', I would like to Come on folks lets have games. Every year when Carnival looks set to be a make clear one or two a few quid to produce RSM play either massive success. Be part of points. things you want to watch Cambourne or Cardiff at the success by turning up 1) Electrical Engineering do ie films, vidios, time home some part of the and supporting the event. not control the TV Studio. switched programmes and College gets smashed up. CCUs are organising a 2) I made it very clear to of course the type of union Sport is about playing hard rag collection tomorrow. the current STOIC reports you saw on Guilds on the field and then Turn up at one of the CCU chairman that over-all other video. socialising off it. It isn't offices at 10am. There is a approval would have to be Yours tired of taking this shit about smashing the place magnum of Champagne for obtained before such an Richard Copnall. up. Hopefully, anyone the highest collector. event could take place. It is caught vandalising the the Photosoc not my fault that they Union will be disciplined FELIX and Photosoc are published details before FELIX: The Boredom and Cardiff will be sent a running a photo doing so! Dear FELIX Editor, bill. This, though, is not competition. To enter you 3) STOIC do not own the enough. Sports fixtures don't have to be a member BLOODY BORING—this is TV Studio. how we feel about recent with teams who have of Photosoc. All you have 4) The studio is here to vandalised the Union to do is submit a portfolio editions of our wonderful provide a production paper FELIX! should be cancelled. of colour or black and service to all departments Its OK to have the Tradition is no reason to white photos to the FELIX in Imperial College (and occasional article of continue sports fixtures office before the start of has done so since 1976). that result, as Saturday's term. political/serious discussion STOIC is lucky to have however this needs to be did, in significant damage Credits such facilities available to to the Union and the early Thanks to Tony Churchill, spiced up with an equal them and at times does not amount of:- ending of two well attended Rosemary Hosking, Dave appreciate the very low and peaceful events. Jones, Bill Goodwin, studio charge being made SCANDAL, ADVENTURE, Sex Special Richard Smith (could you to them and the time which NAUGHTINESS ETC. The Sex Supplement is a come and see me in the I put in on Tuesday and Go read The Sun I hear you cry—well we do! But it new idea. Please come and office please, Richard), Thursday evenings and would be nice to think we tell me what you think. If Andy Vickers, Sunny Bains, during Wednesday could also enjoy reading you like the idea of Richard Ellis, Sarah Kirk, evenings (sometimes up to Chris the photographer 9pm) for the making of the College paper each supplements, we're Friday after all it is (you really must tell me Newsbreak—all this is considering printing several supposed to be written for your surname), Chris unpaid time on my behalf next term. People have us. suggested that we run Edwards, Jane Spiegel, (you don't hear me People at IC aren't all specials on style, hippy Kamala Sen, Jim Clayden, complaining about that!). politically active, socially J Martin Taylor, Debbie I feel that STOIC is culture and nuclear aware, or even remotely Wilkes, Ian Thomas, Mark becoming like a spoiled disarmament. interested in anything of Cottle, Nigel Atkinson, child and that efforts; and Union Snack Bar the sort. Lets face it some Grenvil Manuel, Paul time making 'All Nighters' The Union snack bar will of the people at IC are could be better spent on now be open from 5.30pm Basham, Chris Clements fairly unhinged but this improving what purports to until 7pm every and Jelly. does not mean that they be a News-magazine Wednesday. If you play I'd also really like thank shouldn't be catered for:- sport on Wednesdays and to Sunny Bains for programme. What's wrong with feel hungry after the game, organising, editing and Regards, articles about err... Rhino's why not go and eat at slaving over the Sex Colin Grimshaw, willies (have you seen the Special and Ian Thomas, Production Manager, Norman's. size of them?), Lesbian Chris Murray, Pete Wilson, TV Studio. New Bar cows (they really do go far! Brian Morrison, Judith PS Why don't you do a Rob Northey is opening a you know) and the sex Feature on the College TV new wine bar in the Hackney, Roger Preece, appeal of bald headed Southside Real Ale Bar Chris Edwards, Mark Studio, and show what it does do!! economics lecturers (next to Southside Bar) Cottle, Carl Burgess, John (wooooo!) serving decent pizzas (ie Burgess, Andy Vickers, Jane Spiegel, Pete Hobbis, So it might provoke cries ones made to order rather Dear Hugh, of rudeness, irrelevance etc J Martin Taylor, Dan than crap ones that are After last week's decision it etc.. So What! served in the refectories) Salmons, WIST and Paul has never been so obvious Merckx who helped on it. It might be that people etc on Monday. Give it try how much college hostility have been too apathetic to There will be a staff it could become the place there is towards STOIC. contiribute any articles to meeting for all FELIX staff to eat. Not only that but the FELIX. However I think this at 12.30pm today to discuss Rag minimal Studio time that reflects on the editor—if Rag Week is still in specials, Christmas and the union can afford has you included interesting progress. The 1,000,001 other things. reduced programme output exciting articles, you might down darts will be taking by 25%, causing complaints get interesting exciting from the viewers. articles written for you. If If the Union think you continue to publish the College will subsidize political ramblings of one FELIX is published by the Editor for and on behalf of Imperial College STOIC like it did that or two people we might Union Publications Board and is printed by the Imperial College Union famous row-boat it is think that's all you wanted. Print Unit, Imperial College. Prince Consort Road, London SW7: mistaken. Yet again the It is not only the subjects Telephone 01-589 5111 ext 3515: Editor: Hugh Southey: Business UFC has postponed the five Manager: J Martin Taylor: Copyright FELIX 1985. ISSN 10140-0711. of the articles but also the year planned Studio boring nature of the
2 Friday 22 November FELIX prose..etc, etc, etc. Anyway fast in-fact that we lost half their head out of a text it is the latter. We do feel I think you get our point. an hour at one point book to attend union bar isolated because we are not In the hope of a more waiting for the tender car nights. FELIX, as the main affiliated to the NUS and exciting FELIX. to catch up. (only?) source of when was the last time we Yours, All of the above could information to IC students had an opportunity to vote Mike Bishop, Sarah have been easily confirmed must be to blame for on this position? Certainly Hodgson, Phil Sparks, and by any Guilds hack, so you portraying this image of not since we have been at 51 probably three-quarters of really have no excuse for our College, with four front College. the College. getting it wrong. page 'LEADERS' out of six We realise that our PS We would write you Pedantically yours, about bar problems. Do situation in South articles on the above Ed Ashford, Bo Driver. you honestly believe this is Kensington doesn't help, mentioned and other PS Get it wrong again and the most important thing in but many other College equally interesting topics. we'll send the boys round. students minds? Or is it not in close proximity to 3 However at the present simply a fact that nothing ULU manage to be more time we have little of greater interest happens involved in the Union. How confidence in their eventual at our College. many IC students have ever appearance in our Bookshop Reply This image of IC has been to ULU, or even wonderful paper. We await been typified in last weeks known where it is—we your assurances with eager LONDON STUDENT where think not many. anticipation. it comments about the Very rarely, maybe for Dear Editor, recent Charity Rag Beer the mentioned reasons, do Regarding the councils festival at IC on Wednesday students come to IC, 13 November; Dear Students, worries about the whereas our students must Hi students! This is an Bookshop. We do not have 'The thought of all those go elsewhere for our important notice! It could an overdraft. We have an Physicists staggering enjoyment. The amount of change your life! Then overdraft facility if it is around drunk is enough to IC students, at QEC (KQC) again it may not! Now, needed. Any union official make me sick before they on Friday night illustrates think carefully students! I'm or student can come to see are. This is one for laying this. We think IC, despite going to ask you some me at anytime to discuss down and avoiding'. its disadvantage has questions! any problem regarding the Although we are one of something to offer London students. People who have Are you: Fed up with Bookshop, after all it is the largest colleges in been elected to responsible boring old FELIX? Fed up your Bookshop. If they did London University, and one positions should be trying with trying to comprehend they would have up to date of the most respected by harder to encourage the incomprehensible 'Arts' information. industry, we seem to command a very low integration between section? With regard to our stock respect from ULU receiving London students rather Fed up with the silly levels, lecturers are asked little attention in their than the integration of IC sideways front page? Fed to let me have their student magazine. Is this males in the union bar. You up with reading reviews recommendations in June the fault of ULU never know, it may be cribbed from Time Out? for the coming Academic deliberately ingoring IC? found that there is life Fed up with nauseaous, year. From the information Or is it the fault of IC outside IC. pointless 'Sex Specials? received I order a isolating itself from the rest Fed up with tiresome, percentage of books William Morris Physics 2, of the university? We think tedious indulgent QT according to the number of James Wilson Chem Eng 2 articles? Fed up with that students taking into swotty bastard who's account previous sales always sitting in the front in patterns. They should also lectures. let me know when the Fed up, aw sodit all, fed books will be required. Join the up with life itself? Unfortunately some put Well! What you need, October when they may not Worldbeaters what you really need, is a be needed until January as great night out! At the happened last year, thereby Flights Trains lours Accommodation Guilds Carnival of course! seriously affecting our our It's Tonight! It's Fun! And cash flow. If we do not Ski HoWdays ISIS Insurance IS\C Cards it's Free!!! stock all recommended ^ Group Rates Weekend Breaks Well actually it's £4.50 but books people complain, if it'll only be £4.00 if you we do and they haven't really hurry! Do come! sold in the first month of Ian Thomas term it still worries people including me. Since I have been here I BOring have insisted that the Bookshop committee meets monthly so I can keep the students representatives of ULU travel each of the unions up to Dear Sir, Imperial College, The Junior Common Room, I am writing with regard to date with the latest developments. a piece of erroneous Sherfield Building, Prince Consort Road, reporting in your esteemed Yours Faithfully Roy Hicks London SW7. 01-581 8882 publication. Manager It concerns the College mascot, Boanerges. It is correct to refer to Bo as A Service of 'he', his sex being IC Defectors determined many moons ago, and whilst I am quite happy to accept that this Dear FELIX, could have been a spelling Following our recent visits mistake on your part (vis to ULU it has been writing 'her' in your article) demonstrated to us how the other information, or bad life at IC really is. Why rather misinformation, that is it that the only thing IC The Worldbeaters 4 hours is the usual time is is famous for its well in error. This is in fact DRUNKEN, BORING MALE «_ GOVERNMENT BONDED UNDER ATOL 822 an incredibly fast time, so SCIENTISTS, who only lift ~ IN ASSOCIATION WITH SATAC CHARTERERS
FELIX Friday 22 November 3 Carl In Small Is Beautiful The Drink ICU President, Carl Burgess, was soaked on Tuesday evening while using the Sherfield toilets according close aides of his. The Phantom Soaker wrote to FELIX two weeks ago stating that he would strike five times on Tuesday 19 November. Sherfield Security told FELIX yesterday they had no knowledge of any attacks this week. Bondage Several students obviously found the Union bar rather warm on Monday evening. Around £250 was raised for Dave Page. Simon Redlich. Rag by Monday's 'Slave Symon Corns and IC.U Auction'. Twenty students Deputy President Dave Mines Sling SCAB Sings volunteered to act as slaves Kingston decided to reveal for one day and were 'sold' all and paraded naked on More Shit The Blues to the highest bidder. Rag one of the bar tables Chairman John Ingham Several women who were said that the auction was a present commented that if RSMU won the battle for great success, especially as this is the way men were the Morphy oar on it was the first time the going to behave, then Wednesday. The oar itself event had been held. perhaps they should not be came off second best, allowed in the bar. however, and had a blade The unscheduled broken in the struggle. barnight was held after IC Guilds later gained revenge students had been turned by winning the CCU boat Disappointing away from the Britannia, race. the intended venue for the The Morphy Day There was a disappointing Drink-a-pub-dry evening. reconciliation barnight was turnout for the RCS Street The pub was closed down disappointing. During the Collection on Saturday. at about 9.30pm, when the evening Union President Only an estimated 30 students began singing. Carl Burgess disappeared, students took part, and a FELIX has cropped the taking with him the keys to second street collection is pictures so as to preserve the Upper Lounge, where being organised for this the modesty of the two barrels of beer were Saturaay. Rag Chairman gentlemen concerned. The stored ready for when the SCAB Nite was a major John Ingham said that he complete photgraphs will bar closed. Mr Burgess also success, even though it was disappointed with the be published next week, had the clues to the was closed down early. publicity for the event. however, unless each of the 'Idiosyncratic Event', which Pictured above are one of Friday's 'Exec Torture' self-publicists make a was to take the form of a the bands who appeared at was cancelled owing to donation of £10 to Rag. treasure hunt. As a result, the event lack of support. Beware boys; the FELIX when the Upper Lounge Sex Editor has described was finally opened, the the evidence as beer had to be given away 'unimpressive'. free. RCSU Street Collection For VSO Meet at 10am, RCS Office To pick up collecting licences Turn up in teams Magnum of Champagne For highest collector.
RCSU 1,000,001 Darts Collect sponsor forms From the RCS Office Turn up in Southside Bar any time Last Friday's Rag and Drag Disco was a great success. during the weekend to throw darts. Putting on the style (above) are IC Union's favourite socialites, (John Ingham and Kathy Tait).
4 Friday 22 November FELIX state that evening; our really a banana. Again Roger was seen trying to there is a one week gain admittance to a party deadline for a contribution at a Mews flat near College to Rag or we publish the at a thoroughly ridiculous names of those concerned. hour of the morning. (This Also observed Tuesday item carried with it the were two ex-RCS hacks following note 'The fools selling an Oxo cube to a still haven't caught him Mines rugby player. Can it knocking off a woman'). be coincidence that the For Sunday there is a list latter was seen seeking an of who was 'bonking' in M Newman in Life Sci? which room in Selkirk but Wednesday morning is this has been made illegible when this crap has to be I was sitting in the office conventional restrictions on opposite three numbers. printed by, but already this morning minding my dress, Rag and Drag disco. Monday most of the today those likely lads from own business when in runs And unless the usual people worth writing about Guilds are at it. Early this Southey yelling something blackmail payments are were simply pissed at the morning while collecting about Ratfink's been run forthcoming we will publish Drink-a-pub-dry and obnoxious material for over by a car and would the names of those union incapable of doing much Morphy Dag our heroes someone else write Below officers who didn't have to apart from vomit on cars, managed narrowly to avoid the Belt. Well no sooner go out and get suspender embassies, mews flats, writing off their van in the could I ask where to put belts! beds and all the other Thames and later found my small ad form than here Saturday night probably places reserved for such themselves locked in I am forcibly sat at the desk saw a party in the flat of activity. There is also a Billingsgate market; keep it with a lot of illegible copy two notable CCU hacks note from someone up lads. Finally, I am trying to cobble it into where half of RCS were Newman claiming that a apparently not allowed to something coherent. seen to get off with the person in Linstead is claim that Rob Northey is Anyway what follows is as same Guilds fresher, half of smoking cannabis—what the phantom soaker. So close as I could get to a Guilds were seen having tripe! instead I'll note that our weeks gossip at IC. oral sex with a well known Tuesday was the Dirty illustrious editor is showing distinct signs of discomfort Friday saw the one day in life scientist in the lounge Disco at which a certain when ever the 'Chelsea Fat the year when the and three miners spent the well known CCU officer Man' investigation is rumoured 25% gay evening lacing drinks with managed to obtain some mentioned. What do you population of IC can human urine. Guilds distinctly perverse services mean I'm supposed to mingle unashamedly with President Roger Preece by claiming that the object make it all up?! their friends without the was also seen in a merry beneath his mack was CENTRAL ELECTRICITY GENERATING BOARD GRADUATE OPPORTUNITIES 1986
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What is green sits in Balthan High wallets etc have been disappearing 6.00pm Tuesday Sherry tasting in Dear Steve know you liked the Road? Answers to J 'Wingmirror! around College. the Union SCR with the Wine Tasting buns, how do you feel aboijt the He'd left his pancho you know.He Scream Blue Murder presented by Society. Come along and discover flan?(!) could have left a note. the Shadow Syndicate on what real sherry tastes like, and at Jeremy, BE4 renowned intrepid BHAS vi C old boys and girls Wednesday 27th November, for one the unbeatable price of only £2.50 for yachtsman celebrates tomorrow all reunion Mon 9th 8.30pm outside night only. At the Chaucer Theatre. members, non-members welcome at welcome to service in Barclays Victoria Tube Station. Pass it on!! Sedewick Centre (opposite Aldgate £3.50 Canterbury branch. No flowers but Any prblems contact Ara East Tube), at 7.30pm. admission £2. IC Yacht Club meeting in Southside donations to RNLI would be Martirossian, Phys 2. 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This use magnetosphere by Debbie UK Craft, showing the how some solar wind ions of the solar wind to mimic some aspects of cometary Wilkes magnetometer, can be seen can penetrate the barrier S behaviour, such as solar in Fig 1. formed by the Earth's On September 11 1985 the wind deflection and tail This instrument, which is magnetic field, and how International Cometary formation, is very capable of measuring these particles can become Explorer passed through interesting as the existence magnetic fields as small as accelerated, in some cases the tail of the Giacobini- of the solar wind was first 1/50,000th of the field at resulting in the spectacular Zinner comet, and so Aururae Borealis and predicted to explain the Earth's surface, is set became the first spacecraft Australis. cometary tail formation. on a boom one metre from to be involved in a direct However a more complete the body of the craft to The unique feature of the encounter with a comet. understanding of comets minimise the effect of stray AMPTE Mission was to Imperial Cbllege Space could only come about by fields from the spacecraft release tracer ions, namely Physics group, headed by actual spacecraft material and operating lithium and barium, in an Dr David Southwood, were encounters with real electrical equipment. At all attempt to investigate the deeply involved with this comets. stages in the mission entry of solar wind particles project, having provided magnetic field into the magnetosphere, In September of this year the energetic ion detector measurements played a the International Cometary carried by this spacecraft. Explorer (ICE) became the central role in the S-band vhf Remarkably, one year to Antenna first spacecraft involved in investigations. the day earlier, the Active a direct encounter with a Magnetometer Magnetospheric particle comet, when it passed Tracer Explorers within 8,000km of the programme created the first nucleus of Giacobini- man-made comet. Once Zinner. ICE was originally again, the Space Physics Sun and earth launched by NASA in 1978 group were involved, Sensors as the International Sun- having developed the Earth Explorer 3 (ISEE 3) magnetometer carried by and was designed to the UK spacecraft. investigate the solar wind The three satellites in the and particles. By latter mission, collectively redirecting a spaceship that known as the Active had already completed its Magnetospheric Particle and their subsequent original mission, NASA was Tracer Explorers (AMTE), transport. All previous able to keep the cost of the project down to 3 million were launched from the missions had only carried dollars; as compared to 500 Kennedy Space Centre at out passive measurements. million dollars if a purpose Cape Canavaral, on the In between the active ion built craft had been used 16th August 1984. AMPTE release phases of the was a joint mission of the mission, the three The Imperial College United States, West The continuous flow of spacecraft made passive Space Physics group Germany and the United particles from the sun into measurements on the provided the energetic ion Kingdon; with each of interplanetary space is Earth's ionised outer instrument which was used these national teams termed the solar wind; it atmophere. Although a to measure the ions created providing a spacecraft. The consists of electrons, great deal of data still by the comet, these mission carried out a series protons, helium nuclei and remains to be analysed, observations provided the of experiments designed to other ionised material there has already been a first evidience of the investigate the interaction which pass from the Sun major breakthrough in our approach of Giacobine- of the solar wind with the through the Solar System understanding of how the Zinner in the ICE date. Earth's magnetosphere, and eventually merge into solar wind interacts with Results from the mission the Earth's magnetosphere. which is the most distant the general intersteller have shown the Comet's atmosphere results from part of the earth's medium. The The American spacecraft sublimation of the icy atmoshere. In this region, magnetosphere forms a was equipped with a surface material of the the Earth's magnetic field tear shaped cavity in the comprehensive set of solar wind, where the instrumentation to detect nucleus. This then greatly influences undergoes complex behaviour, and so a matter is fully ionised ie in the mass and charge the plasma state. While a photochemical reactions magnetometer to measure compositon of the great deal is known about with sunlight, which leads the field is a key instrument magnetopshere. Its task the structure and dynamics to break up and ionisation on a mission of this type. during the ion release of this gas of charged of the inital molecules. The The space Physics group, experiments was to monitor whether test ions released result have already ended by the German craft, into 30 years of speculation on the solar wind upstream of the nature of solar wind- the Earth's magnetosphere, comet interactions but it penetrated to its orbit deep will be many more months in the magnetosphere. before all the data can be During these experiments analysed, and the full the British spacecraft was implications realised. situtated close to the Having survived this German craft to monitor encounter the International the local effects of ion cometary Explorer is now release. On the 11th and moving on to the 20th of September 1984 the rendevous with Halley's first minute quantities of comet in March 1986. lithium were released, Where, it will carry out initially producing some investigations upstream of artificial cometary effects. the comet at the same time But, it was on 27 December as Giotto (the European 1984 that a barium release craft) and Vega (The led to the German craft Russian mission) encounter being enveloped in what the nucleus.
Friday 22 November FELIX 7 book about it. She and the yourself at the anticlimax of librarian, a really off-beat an ending before you've SBANDSBANDSBANDSBANDS character, have sex because realised that the story has there doesn't seem to be begun. Published by Picador, Norman and the audience stops squealing. words. Suddenly he snatches anything else to do. They are For a change, it's a You see, this isn't just any at his microphone, shouts far too dopey to use any Nutburgers pleasure to read a well ordinary band playing any 'One! Two! Three! Four!'..and contraceptives, hence Viola written story with believable The Smoking Concert ordinary gig—this is Norman they're off! becomes pregnant and they developing characters and a and the Nutburgers, and so There is a certain aura take the plane to Mexico. definate plot. The L-shaped The curtain rises. The onstage there is some about Norman and the The whole business is Room by Lynne Reid Banks I* audience squeals in confusion. Quite a lot of Nutburgers, an unexplainable pretty gruesome but is based around Jane a 'nice' anticipation. Then the confusion, in fact. air of mystery that somehow Brautigan manages to be middle class girl. Verging on 'Are they ready?' asks the digs to the very fibre of their non-condemnatory; the only twenty-eight she decides to ighting man. Nobody seems beings. Perhaps it's the conclusion is 'think before have a first and last fling with to know, least of all the band, sunglasses. Perhaps it's The Abortion: an historical you act'. The prose style an old flame and ends up who are stumbling about on because they can barely romance 1966 pregnant. Bravely she makes stage trying to work out stand, let alone play. Perhaps A Weird book about some the decision not to have an which instrument they're it's because Charlie can't very peculiar people who abortion, though her father supposed to be playing. sing to save himself. inhabit an even stranger does the self-righteous Finally some sort of order Whatever it is, the audience American library. It is set in patriach act and throws her emerges: Norman's bass is love it—feet a tapping the time when abortions were out of home, so she finds the hanging just above his knees, everywhere, they're dancing illegal in the USA and women most dingy tenement bedsit Duncan, resplendent in in the aisles, on the window requiring one went to possible to bear her child in. ledges, in the chairs. 'The Mexico-much as Irish women Considering herself a reject first person to come down to make the trip over to England by society's double the front chews a mike stand,' today. takes a bit of getting used to, standards, Jane is surprised growls Charlie, and sure Into this cloud-cuckooland not being the typical Great by the caring friends she enough, a whole crowd of enter various authors with English Novel genre, and the makes in her new life. people rush forward... their lives' manuscripts- author, Richard Brautigan, is Inevitably some sideways underpants, Frankly I can't understand imagine a place where a obviously a very lazy writer looks and snide remarks are plastic apron why anyone likes this band. sixteen-year old boy could since most of the book is forthcoming. The book is set and chef's hat, sits behind his But they do. Even I like them, bring a book on masterbation blank pages. The aim of a in the 1950's after all, but I drum kit, Andy sways slightly, despite everything my mother entitled 'The other side of my large part of the book is felt that an untruthfuly rosey clutching at his guitar, Roo told me. Amazing, yes, but hand','or an elderly woman supposed to be character picture of unmarried and Karin look extremely true! bring a book on growing sketching; the only problem motherhood was painted. embarrassed, and Charlie Norman and the flowers in windowless hotel being that they aren't Jane was fortunate in not stands centre stage, a Nutburgers play absolutely rooms by candlelight. Among sketched. If you can put up only having a well-paid job to solitary, heroic figure, a their last gig ever in them is Vida, a woman who with these shortcomings and go back to, but also friends faraway look in his eyes. He Southside Bar, next Thursday f hates her beautiful body, and tolerate the odd ball willing and able to help her. is trying to remember the night. Don't miss it! (of course) has written a inhabitants then you'll find Published by Penguin.
regime in some way. The Premiere cinema at what of these two kids they are on Swan's way by a escaped symmetry. victim in this case is the used to be Scene Swiss contrasted against some of swan, the brothers' grief is As is probably apparent it father of Malik, a six year old Centre. the more colourful profound and obsessive and is a film that deserves to be through whose eyes the story Conveniently, to illustrate inhabitants of the L.A. it causes them to become seen and not written about is related. The father has the point about national nightlife but I couldn't help involved with the driver of the and this is possible at the made some indiscrete characteristics further, feeling that if these two car, Alba Van Meegeren, the London Film Festival (at the comments about the another of Cannon's releases sexist, racist bigots were surgeon who amputted Alba's National Film Theatre) on the Ajfc Cadbury propaganda having gone to this week is 'The Boys Next considered normal then leg after the accident, then 30th November or at the far to a mistress who casually Door', an account of how a America has some real conspires to remove her relates them to a party couple of 'regular guys' can problems. As one reactionaly remaining one, and Schweppes official, resulting in a period go spare and reek havok. In cop says 'everyone's got gins conspiracies at the zoo of forced labour. The lot, as order to lend credibility to the thee days, they're more deepen into an exotic game such, is simply about the story the film opens with popular then sex'. But as a of barter and blackmail as trials and tribuations of Malik some stills of mass murders comment on the need to Graduate Opportunities and his family, the mother, and some of the things that spend more time preparing the father and his inventive these apparently normal the young for life and on how with Cadbury Schweppes brother and it covers the people had said, and it ends the strong willed can period from Malik's with a newspaper-like influence the weak, the film circumcision in 1950 to his photograph of the survivor of may have some value, but as the two kids that the story entertainment I'm afraid I'm Thursday 28 November forced labour centres on. not so sure. I'm sure it is possible to learn Bo and Roy, just graduated, fin'* . n Committee Rooms 327 and 328 a great deal about a society being chosen, for reasons of have one weekend before from the films it produces. academic success, to present they spend the rest of there 6.00pm, Sherfield Building The output from America is a baton to the Major two lives in a dead-end job in a various characters collude often fast, exciting and just as years later, this being the factory, so they decide to with or against the brothers' frequently trivial and length of his father's drive to LA for a holiday. increasingly subversive The inside view' superficial, and as talented as sentence. They are misfits who activities, one of the aims of American are at quickening The real delight of this film which is to free the animals. the pulse, they, largely, seem is that everyone, right down mass murderers The brothers, Oliver and to have left the remaining to the guard with two lines Oswald Deuce (the two An opportunity to learn more wide spectrum of human and ten seconds of screen apparently have no emotional noughts) slowly become about this multi-national emotions to be covered by time, is a natural actor with envolvement with school, In complete contrast 'A Zed more and more similar the rest of the world. The an innate sense of timing and family or peers and whilst and Two Noughts', like Peter throughout the film, until we organisation, and to discuss career Eastern Europeans seem delivery. But expecially driving to L.A. Roy, Maxwell Greenaway's last major film finally discover why. especially adept at producing worthy is the young Malik Caulfied, also reveals that 'The Draughtsman's The film itself owes a great opportunities with directors and some very human stories, a whose wonderful 'angry stuff that he has inside Contract', is an intricate and deal to the Dutch painter young managers. particularly fine example of performance instils emotions himself. Inspite of moments complex film with allusions Vermeer in the characters this is the Yugoslavian 'When that far more experienced of conscience Bo, Charlie to just about everything. names; Caterina Bolnes was Father Was Away on actors would have trouble, Sheen (another talented son To convey his ideas on Vermeers wife, and Van Lumiere from the 5th Business'. and may never suceed, in of Martin Sheen), goes along chance, symmetry and Meegeren his prime faker, December, and it really ought Buffet food and drink doing. It is quite simply a The title refers to a with Roy as their pranks evolution, Greenaway centres and also in gestures, picture to be seen, for as Greenway provided euphemsm used to describe lovely film and I urge you to become more serious finaly his story on two brothers detail, lighting and says,'Cinema is far to rich those who have been sent rush along to it's opening leading to several murders. working in a zoo. After their composition, a major feature and capable a medium to be away for having criticised the tonight at Cannon's new To emphasise the normality wives are killed in a car crash of which is twinship and merely left to the storytellers'.
8 Friday 22 November 9 Investigating
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building, doing presups future (as SF Soc are wont Ten Tors next ot the Serpentine etc. SF Soc to do), a treat for all 'Beam If you are still interested Me up, Scotty' Fans, Star or just want to find out a Trek 2—the Wrath of Kahn, Every year the RCS Ten little more about the event, Rumour has it that while to be shown on Thursday Tors Club sends a team then we are having a Isaac Newton was sitting the 5 December. into the Ten Tors club meeting above Southside under the tree thinking So that true Trekkies can expedition on Dartmoor. Bar on Tuesday 3rd Dec at about the rising price of see the episode, the film The expedition consists of 12.30, mainly just to find fruit, he was also heard to will be shown slightly later navigating between ten of the level of interest. If you comment on the fact that than normal. Immediately Dartmoor's Tors covering a can't make the meeting the video had not been following the film, we shall distance of up to 55 miles then leave a note in one of invented, and indeed, that by going to the One Tun, over pathless moor. It is the letter racks D Gott he wrote about the video in Londons biggest Science described by the Army, Maths 2 or A Fazakerly 'The Principia', but it lost a fiction meeting. Anyone who organise the event, as Physics 2 and we will lot in translation. who wants to come along a weekend of challenging inform you of the next ICSF soc, however are is welcome. adventure demanding meeting. pleased to announce that Details of these and other careful planning, skillful If there is enough the video has been forthcoming events, access navigation, endurance and interest, especially from the invented (indeed we have to SF Socs library and a team work. ladies, then we will try and been aware of this fact for little known outline to an Because of the severity enter a Mens team and a several days now) and will unwritten Larry Niven of the event, after ladies/mixed team. So if be celebrating in true style Novel are availabe at the Christmas we start training you are only even slightly with a video evening, to be regular Thursday lunchtime by running around Hyde interested, come along to held on the 29 of November meetings in the Green Park, climbing up all 12 the meeting, we look in the Union building. Committee room in the floors of the Physics forward to seeing you. Looking further into the Union building. FELIX Friday 22 November 11 Surrey 2 IC 1st 2 Hockey IC needed to beat unbeaten Surrey by three clear goals IC 2 — Surrey 1 to qualify from the SE regional division of the IC 1sts won yet another national UAU tournament very important match last but this in the end proved Wednesday. By beating Hockey Wednesday too much despite a battling Surrey University 2—1, IC UAU performance. ' finished their first round Mens Goals from Tom Dutton, UAU matches at the top of Surrey 1sts 1 IC Ists 2 Guy Poppy were not ; the group with maximum Friday enough to give IC victory in i points. ULU Cup Mens a match that was often bad The match was played on LSE 1sts 3 RSM 1sts 4 tempered and saw one IC i a very grassy pitch and Saturday player sent off. ; with the sun very low. This Middlesex League made the umpires' job very Mens IC 6ths 5 — UC 7ths 3 difficult and therefore BA 1sts 2 ic 1sts : contributed to the match IC 2nds 0 BA 2nds Sunday IC won a notable victory on ; becoming very heated with Mixed Saturday against the team i the three sticks being Wimbledon 2 IC who beat them 7-2 the ' broken, and much dissent IC B 1 SSEES previous week. Goals by ' (mainly from Surrey) Football John Galloway, Eddy Nick Hope scored the Wednesday Hodnet and Hidio Takano first goal after a goal- UAU were enough to ensure : mouth scramble and later Surrey 1sts 2 IC 1sts victory. Surrey 2nds 4 IC 2nds : forced a penalty flick which Surrey 3rds 6 IC 3rds I Ian Parker put home. The ULU League BSH 8 — Southwell 0 [last ten minutes saw Surrey IC 4ths 2 Guys 2nds ; score their only goal, from IC 5ths 0 KCH 2nds Bernard Sunley House kept : a very fine angle. Friendly their 100% record for this C&G RFC 2nds 2 Kings season with their second Saturday big win, 8—0 against ULU League Southwell. IC 2nds 0 — BA 1 IC 1sts 3 Goldsmiths 1sts The game started fast for The seconds fielded the BSH but a goal was not same side this week forthcoming until 20 mins exhibiting a degree of consolidated their position into the game when consistency unprecedented with a second goal. Not to Football captain, Steve Wilkinson, in second XI history. be disheartened Mines kept managed to slip one under However, despite this novel plugging away with the IC 1sts 3 — Goldsmiths 2 the keeper. From then on tactic they were unlucky to simple passes, and a well Bernard Sunley kept up the lose 1-0 in a closely fought structured attacking move IC maintained their 100% attacks with another 3 tussle with British Airways. led to Dave Jennings winning league record by hitting the net before half- The opposition looked putting one in the back of scoring a 3-2 victory in a time. The BSH keeper did fine in their splendid red, the net. Lifted by this goal, bruising encounter against actually touch the ball 3 white and blue livery RSM.kept up the pressure last season's league times during the first looking more as if they which was rewarded by a winners, Goldsmith's. period, back-passes and a belonged in one of British late short corner. The move In a match littered with limp shot. Airways new commercials. saw LSE still scrambling off late tackles, IC took the The second half started The seconds looked as their back line, with the ball lead after 15 minutes when differently with Southwell ragged as ever. in the back of the net. Paul Bravery crossed to the making several breakaway Well, anyway to cut a With the final score at 2-2 far post where Alex Lunghi attacks but none brought long story short-we was an extra 30 minutes was headed powerfully home the keeper into action. beatl Duncan and Grant due. LSE after a fine from 6 yards, 1-0. Straight Byron Wood knocked in a had an excellent game in display of football, put their from the re-start though great shot from a defence as well as Josh third goal in which was Goldsmith's equalised. IC seemingly impossible angle and Andy in midfield. The swiftly followed by another regained the lead 10 and Ken Sayers also put forward line came so close goal from Dave Jennings. minutes later when Alex away a good one. on so many occasions it The game was decided Lunghi's persistence paid By this time BHS had got was a miracle we didn't when Max Michaeles off allowing him to drill the tired of attacking and score. In fact everyone single-handedly dribbled ball home from the edge of decided to let Southwell do played so bloody well how into the D and scored to the penalty box. some. They hit the bar from the hell did we lose this put Mines 4-3 up. The Just before half time IC a wild slice and the keeper one? superb defensive play of were reduced to 10 men had to make a mad slide off Team: Phil Choudhury Simon and Simon was able with Bryce Goldsbrough his line to take a low cross (Capt), Duncan Wigney, to hold off LSE until the having to go off, the victim but Southwell did not really Grant Wood, Jonson Yip, final whistle. of a scything late tackle. look like scoring. Josh, Dave Whitton, Andy Undaunted by this, IC Special thanks must go Oliver Smith (5.9, 5.8, 5.9..) proceeded to play some of to Tony in the Southwell Dave Gott, Jim Ward, Jon their best football of the goal for attempting to make Carter, Paul Chandler. Badminton season making a mockery a match of it and also to Umpire Chris Harrison. of their being one man Steve Wilkinson, the short and duly increased Bernard Sunley captain, Surrey 2 — IC Ladies 7 their lead when a Lawrence RSM 4 — LSE 3 who, had he taken half of Surrey were undoubtably Covill free-kick found Paul his chances, would have Surprisingly played on a the strongest team that IC Bravery 25 yards out who doubled the score. Friday night (I?) at have played this year — hit a dipping shot past an Team: P Brooks- Willesden Sports Centre, they managed to win 2 unsighted keeper. IC Johnson, R Jaes, N this interdivisional battle rubbers thus making the continued to dominate but Wolstenhome, M Shepherd, turned out to be the best final score a 7-2 win for IC. allowed Goldsmiths a L Covill, S James, J hockey Mines have played This of course means second goal, on the stroke Fawcett, K Sayers, A in a long time. LSE took on that IC have now qualified of full time, making the Watson, B Wood, S early lead with a well taken for the knockout round result a lot closer than the Wilkinson (Capt), Sub R short corner, and (last 16) match itself. Trengove.
12 Friday 22 November FELIX Rugby Golf Wednesday Sailing UAU Surrey 3 — IC 3 Mens Surrey 1sts 0 IC 1sts 13 And so it came to pass that IC extended their unbeaten Surrey 2nds 23 IC 2nds 9 the almighty Captain Tony run in the last divisional Friendly spoke unto his people of UAU to finish top of their Mens C&G 1sts 6 Kings 2nds the challenge from Exeter, group after tying a match 15 Saturday and so the sailors did go to that demonstrated the Ladies squads team spirit and Exeter, where they did unto IC 0 Charing Cross 0 us what we did unto ability to play under Badminton pressure. Wednesday Cambridge last week. UAU And on the first day After Cox and Lang, our Mens top two, had extended their Commodore Phil said 'let Surrey 1sts 6 IC Ists 3 there be wind', and there unbeaten runs our hopes of Surrey 2nds 2 IC 2nds 7 victory were high. But the Ladies was wind..eventually, news came in from the Surrey 1sts 2 IC 1sts 7 following the efforts of Mai, fifteenth of defeats for both Saturday Daniel and Ape, After the Gamblin and Tierney. ULU League delayed start, 2 of our Mens boats ably manned (and The powerful postgrad 2 UCL 1sts 2 IC 1sts 7 up after 14 held his game Ladies womaned) by Tony and to win at the last — the IC 1sts 9 St Barts 1sts 0 Maurice, Pete and Karen, only team member with Golf shot at lightning speed to 100%. Where was Morris? Wednesday the front of the fleet. UAU Despite a fierce struggle, Four down on the twelfth Surrey 1sts 3 IC 1sts 3 he won on the 12, 13, 15. Fencing they maintained this Unfortunately he was Wednesday position, confident in the beaten by the darkness and UAU knowledge that there was conceeded on 17. 1st Round unfaltering back-up from IC 14 UEA 4 the rear, by Helen and 2nd Round IC 14 UCL 0 Sam. Thus, a resounding Ten Pin Netball victory to Imperial. Wednesday UAU Bowling Surrey 36 Surrey 25 Saturday Cross IC v Brunei ULU League LSP 41 IC 31 Suddenly they were there. Table Tennis Country The miles of M4, urban IC 1sts 7 UL 2nds 2 IC 1sts 2 Lyndhurst 1sts 7 highway and treacherous IC 4ths 4 Betnal Green 5 Over the first few weeks of twisting backroads had term the Cross-country unraveled and IC Bowling club has had four outings, sped into the Heathrow right victories required. meeting with quite Bowl car park in a shower Fencing UC gave a similar reasonable success, and of dirt and body parts. 'Go treatment to Surrey some notable for it boys!' snapped University and after lunch performances, although Captain Wheeldon, cliche- On Saturday the Imperial the real fight was on. UC some members have been master extraordinaire, and College Fencing team took have a very strong foil team more notable by their the teams swept through part in the UAU South and we were happy to take absence! After a precursory the doors, balls swinging, Eastern region mens team three bouts from them outing to Bath for the (non-sexist, as we didn't events, and won. The team including a classic 5-0 Reeboek League the first have a ladies team this of seven swordsmen beat victory by Rich Jarvis- The major event of the season time. All you girls out there firstly University of East IC strength lay in sabre and was the London Colleges remember, fast cars, wild Anglia and then University epee and the sabre team League at Parliament Hill. things and faraway places College to get the home returned an excellent 7-2 Mike 'Never Again on a await you). draw against the second win. Less than twenty hits Wednesday' Ball impressed Suddenly they were placed team from the South were made on our the UL Seclectors by playing. Polyester and West. sabreurs. Four bouts were finishing 5th, and some rubber clashed with wood. The match with UEA was required by the epeeists solid performances by Pins flew. Tasos's arms the expected whitewash. and should have been those illustrious committee waved. The A team (So The foil team won their made without loss. Two boys; Lee, Waterson and called because of an section of the match 8-1 unfortunate 5-4 defeats for Gamblin assured a first unfortunate superficial and the epee completed the the captain meant it took team victory finishing 13th, resemblance between BA coup-de-grace 6-3. The six bouts to assure victory 16th and 19th respectively, Baracus and Eric) swept to sabre match did not need by 4 bouts to 2. The final inspite of fifth counter in victory, cruising the craven td be fought, IC having the score was 14-10. 94th. Brunei spawn beneath their designer shoes. Last Wednesday though, Wednesday's Results the rot set in Mike Never The unopposed Brunei Hockey Again on a Wednesday' ladies actually turned in the UAU Ball lived up to his name, oppositions best IC 1sts 1 City 1sts 1 (after extra time) and in spite of the efforts of performance of the day the aforementioned giving them an automatic IC won 4-1 on flicks ULU League illustrious committee boys, two points, but to no avail. Royal Holloway 1 RCS 1sts 0 slumped to fifth in the Suddenly they were Football London Colleges League gone, on a rusty wing and ULU League 2nd race at Trent Park, a prayer leaving an Royal Holloway 1sts 2 IC 1sts 1 Badminton although we still head the emotional vacuum in league overall. passing, the voices of those UAU Mens Not forgetting our who had witnessed their IC 1sts 8 Essex 1sts 1 solitary lady, Sue Waters first victory in living Ladies for her staunch support so memory hushed with awe, IC 1sts 6 Brunei 1sts 3 far, but she needs some a single phrase on their IC Hockey 1sts won the South-eastern division of the UAU company (in the ladies lips, 'Who were those by beating City 4-1 on penalty flicks. As a result they masked men?' race, that is!)—come on qualified for the last sixteen of the UAU national rounds girls, give it a try! 1 FELIX Friday 22 November 13 1630h 1900h Today Union Gym Beveridge Hall, University of Wu Shu Kwan Kick the London b. 4 boring Sunday habit, literally! Sonny Ramphal talks on 123041 Learn to look after yourself 'Nehru the Pathfinder' Union Upper Lounge and enjoy fitness with IC 16 Kung Fu Club 1930h Orienteering Club meeting to organise travel arrangements Great Hall for the weekend. 1800h IC Badminton Night. to More House. 53 Cromwell Rd Everyone welcome. 1245h Mass followed by bar supper and musical evening Southside Upper Lounge Saturday 2000h Yacht Club Meeting to Junior Common Room arrange one more trip before Beginners Dancing Class the end of term. Crucial for 0600h all desiring to go on trips. Brown Committee Room Volleyball Court Piano Marathon Charles Basketball shooting practice. Brereton plays a mega- i For all players; to teach medley of non-stop piano beginners how to shoot, and Tuesday help more experienced players improve their shooting. 1300h 1230h JCR Chem 231 ICCND Bookshop Buy your Catholic Society Mass, lunch posters badges and cards. and people. Quiet after 10% discount to members. quantum theory, transistors etc. Everyone welcome. This Union Building weeks talk by Fr C Maxwell Islamic Society on Sex and Contraception: is congregational prayer. the Church out of touch? Beit Gym Union Upper Lounge Keep Fit Please bring Audio Society buy your suitable clothing and jogging discount records, order shoes. today, collect Thursday. 1400h Southside Upper Lounge Bot/Zoo Basement Lecture Scout and Guide lunchtime Theatre-East Wing butties Dr B Lamb talking on the role of gene conversion in 1245h evolution. Jazzroom 1830h 1300h Jazz Club Committee Room Volleyball Court 9 Princes Gardens Badminton Club. Everyone Islamic Society prayers. Monday welcome. 1800h Southside Bar Cocktails for Rag 1200h Southside Bar New bar opens with high quality food/wine/beer 1300h Sunday Huxley 340 1230h Halley's Comet a talk to Southside Upper Lounge Mopsoc by Dr Mark Saunders Scout & Guides lunchtime butties. Everyone welcome! Huxley 145 0600h QT Comedy Cabaret staring 130Gh Mark Steel Brown Committee Room Southside Lounge Chas is still going strong 9 Princes Gardens Boardsailing Club. Regular Islamic Society prayers meeting to organise Wed 1000h Beit Gym afternoon trips. Membership Sherfield Consort Gallery Keep Fit Please bring £4. Chaplaincy communion suitable clothing and jogging Southside Lounge service shoes. QT stunt coordination 1130h 1730h meeting 2000h 9 Princes Gardens More House, 53 Cromwell Volleyball Court Islamic Society prayers Union Road Basketball training for first Guilds Carnival featuring Catholic Soc Mass. All and second team members. 1330h Misty in Roots, Atilla the welcome for reflection and Stockbroker, Circus Circus worship. 1745h 213 Huxley Circus, Seething Wells, Working and Studying Woza, Discos, Jazz, Bar 1300(1 Great Hall Abroad a careers talk by Extension, Cocktails, Wind Band rehearsal Miss Nancy Bers of VSO Barbeque, Films. Admission Senior Common Room £4.50 Wargames Meeting. 10-15% 1800h discount available on games. 1730h 2030h Membership £1.50. Southside Gym Keep Fit Please bring Brown Committee Room Southside Bar 9 Princes Gardens suitable clothing and jogging Amnesty International Southside Bar Disco Islamic Society prayers shoes. Meeting.
14 Friday 22 November FELIX 1800h 1400h 1730h 1930h Southside Gym Mech Eng Foyer Aero 254 Volleyball Court Imperial Workout wear Make Kids Toys for Gliding Club Meeting. Basketball beginners something comfortable and handicapped children Arranging lifts to Lasham, training. any type of training shoe. A videos & films. towel/exercise mat is also Room 2E, ULU 1415h ULU Gay and Lesbian meeting useful. Chem Eng Foyer Tenpin Bowling Club trip to Union SCR Tolworth Bowl 2000h Sherry Tasting organised by IC Radio wine tasting society. 1900h Anagramophone part 2 of Admission £2.50 for competition. Solve rhyme for fffh members. Greaf Hall £5 record token! IC Orchestra dress rehearsal. 1830h The most important one! Don't be late Physics L12 Cooling In Superclusters a Junior Common Room lecture to Astrosoc by Prof Advanced Dancing Class Fabian Union Gym 2000h Judo Coaching Session. Junior Common Room Instruction from BJA resident Medals Dancing Class 1745h and guest instructors. All welcome, especially Mech Eng 342 beginners. 60p mat fee. Imperial College Choir. Rehearsal. 1900h 1800h JCR Dancing Club Intermediate 8of Zoo Common Room Christian Union Meeting 1930h Thursday Southside Gym 2100h Music Room, 53 Princes Gate Imperial Workout Wear Southside Bar Opsoc rehearsal something comfortable and Norman and the Nutburgers any type of training shoe. A Absolutely their last ever gig! 2000h towel/exercise mat is also Yes! Amazing but true!! JCR useful. Dancing Club Beginners 1230h 2115h 1830h Huxley 413 Weeks Hall Methsoc discussion on Union Gym ICCAG Soup Run, tea, soup temperance. Lunch provided. Judo training. An informal and meeting London's down session and outs. Union Upper Lounge Audio Society collect today Wednesday records ordered on Tuesday. Southside Upper Lounge Scout and Guide lunchtime Imperial College butties 1240h students are welcome to 1230h Good Winter Lunch with IC Appropriate Technology Soc. a unique Southside Upper Lounge Celebrate Winter Scout and Guide lunchtime Solstice/Xmas with a butties wholesome and tasty meal. 1300h 1245h Huxley 341 JCR Sherfield God Behind Bars a talk by D North American Stall SA Kearns, chaplain to Information on BUNAC. Wandsworth Prison Work and play in US this Above Southside Shop summer. Micro Club. All members Southside Lounge have access to all our Riding Club meeting computers and word processing facilities 1300h membership £2. Unification of Forces and <9/Qo BraKepesiG Southside Gym Particles. A Mopsoc lecture Keep Fit Please bring by Prof Michael Green of suitable clothing and jogging QMC shoes. Southside Upper Lounge SCR Balloon Club meeting. Merrie-Go-Downe Wargames meeting 9 Princes Gardens 9 Princes Gardens Islamic Society prayers Islamic Society prayers Real-Ale Green Committee Room-Top JCR floor of Union building Caving Club meeting SFSoc Library meeting. Tavern Access to the SFSoc library 1315h of over 1000 titles, plus AT THE Brown Committee Room discussion and organisation Rubber/Duplicate Bridge of future events. Uloucester 9 Prince's Gardens 1330h (basement) Corner of Ashburn Place and Islamic teachings course 9 Prince's Gardens Courtfield Road series D: Muslim Beliefs. Quranic Recitation
FELIX Friday 22 November 15 Flagship Falkland's Factor For Sale Mr Tarn Dalyell MP spoke for 40 minutes yesterday on Research at IC featured in the subject for which he is a misleading article best known, the sinking of published in 'Computing' the General Belgrano. In last week, suggesting that his talk which was the Alvey Flagship delivered without notes, he supercomputer research reiterated all of the was about to be sold to arguments for which he has major US defence already been given a great contractors. This research deal of publicity. He again includes work on new accused the Prime Minister, architectures for intelligent Mrs Thatcher of 'gross knowledge-based systems. deception, lying and The article stated that a calculated murder', and delegation from US military justified this because, he suppliers, United asserted, he was duty Technologies, had had at bound to show up the least two meetings with IC political misbehavour of the staff involved in Alvey government in the name of projects, and had asked Channel Crossing democracy. them about government The rest of his talk was policy as well as about The 149th annual CCU coxless threes raft race was won mainly taken up with the areas of research in which by RCS last Sunday. Guilds were a close second and crisis in education in this IC is a recognised leader. A Mines, whose raft only just managed to cross the country at present, and further meeting was Serpentine, a distant third. Earlier, RCS were also how a future Labour reported to have been victorious in the three-way tug-of-war. RCS first combined government would seek to cancelled at short notice forces with Mines to dispose of the Guilds team, and then rebuild and reinforce that after an open letter to Mrs beat Mines in the final. which the Tory government Thatcher, signed by several had undermined and IC researchers, rejecting destroyed. He suggested UK involvement in Star Wars. 'Sources at Imperial' Hockey that an injection of cash were quoted as saying that was what was needed and there is strong resistance that this money could at IC to taking part in a Star Wars II Success possibly come from the Star Wars project. Closing three million pounds per the article was a complaint day which is presently 'There is no scientist who IC Hockey 1st XI won the from Labour MP Chris being spent in keeping a believes President Reagan's south-eastern division of Smith that the government garrison in the Falklands. SDI project can ever work', the UAU championship by He also suggested that should make sure research or at least no one who Prof results were made good beating City University 4-1 money was needed to fund Ralston, Professor of on penalty flicks. As a research projects, and use of rather than being Computer Science and sold abroad. result they qualified for the more specfically pure Mathematics at the State last sixteen of the UAU. research. He acknowledged University of New York, Prof Sayers, Head of the that Imperial was not really knows of. Prof Ralston, Department of Computing lacking in this area owning who is curently visiting the at IC, described the article to the industrial backing it as 'inaccurate and Department of Computing, Ticket spoke to 60 staff and attracts. Other universities, somewhat speculative'. He however, had difficulty in confirmed that the students at Tuesday's 'Star Wars' CND meeting, where Heist raising money, especially American delegation had for research projects visited IC and had spoken he addressed the political, Two hundred tickets for financial and social aspects without obvious to Dr Phelps, the Pro- Guilds Carnival applications. Rector for External of the SDI program. disappeared from the Developments. Members of He went to add that, in Union Office. Will anyone the Computing department his opinion, the project is holding tickets numbered had met the delegation, but 'intellectually dishonest' 101 to 300, please contact Prof Sayers had not been and almost everyone in the Union immediately. Ghost Story present. He was also favour of it (President unaware of any staff having Reagan excepted) believes A masked man carrying a spoken to the Press on the that it cannot work. bucket, thought to be the subject. He blames this Another Bar Phantom Soaker, was Prof Sayers expressed intellectual dishonesty on pursued into the JCR by a the opinion that the the large financial rewards, Story group of students. During connection with the US which, in his words, 'warp the struggle which Military was the judgement of A new food/wine/beer Bar followed, an unidentified overemphasised in the professionals'. is opening in the Real Ale QT gunmen fired a volley article, as they were still He finished by discussing Bar, Southside on Monday of shots. The Phantom fell negotiating with potential Star Wars research in at 12 noon. On offer will be clutching his bleeding industrial partners. He also universities, and he baked potatoes and freshly chest, and was quickly felt that selling the Alvey expressed the opinion that baked pizzas, both with a dragged away. research abroad would be universities should not be choice of toppings. There 'This was obviously a unwise, considering that involved in 'mission will also be a cold buffet professional job', said PC this research had originally orientated' research, and a variety of filled rolls Andy Nimmons. Chief been intended to put particularly Star Wars. and pies. Opening times Security Officer Geoffrey Britain back 'on the Prof Lehman did not are the same as those of Reeves was too upset to defence scene'. attend the meeting. the Southside Bar. comment.
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