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4-20-1989

Current, April 20, 1989

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This Newspaper is brought to you for free and open access by the Student Newspapers at IRL @ UMSL. It has been accepted for inclusion in Current (1980s) by an authorized administrator of IRL @ UMSL. For more information, please contact [email protected]. April 20,1989 -Issue 634 New SGA President Seeks Ballot Changes -by Paul Thompson and problems with some ballots, meetings. Small said the Election Board The source said the manual pro- Board would help to disseminate editor Small is still making plans to He said that because of the large would help take the burden off of vided information about how votes information to candidates, voters assume his post. numbers of students who will now one individual and distribute re- were to be counted, who sliould and poll workers to prevent prob- Newly-elected Student Govern­ He said forming an Election be attending the meetings, the sponsibilities for running the elec- count them, and how first day elec- lems with the election. ment Association President Board, which he believes would ratification process would be tion more evenly_ tion returns should be stored, "We're goingto have a list of con- Terrence Small says that he hopes make the election process run more democratic. "Steve Bratcher had to take on When Rothman and McDonald crete responsibilities for th'e elec- to form a sp ecial elections board to more smoothly, would be high on "It will also createa more consis- thewhole thing," Small said. "The helped sortballots, thesourcesaid, tion board," he said_ "We're going prevent complications that tainted his list of priorities. . tent process," he said. board would be able to check up on they were not only violating a rule to try to make sure everyone knows last week's campus balloting. "I will propose to the Student One of the complications with people and make sure things are on against candidates handling about the election." Small, who won the April! 0 and Assembly having -an Election last week's election stemmed from the up and up ." ballots but Were also violating a Small was critical of out-going 11 SGA election by a narrow Board of seven to 10 members, Election Commissioner Steve Small said another problem with rule against tallying results before _ SGA -PreSident Jerry Berhorst's margin, said thattheentireprocess each recommended by theexecu- Bratcher's decision to use can- the election was a failure by its all students had cast their ballots. administration for failing to run was marred by inefficiency, by- tive branch and ratified by the didates David Rothman and Shaun organizers to provide candidates Small said no one in the S GA had the election effectively. , failure to comply with proper pro- assembly," Small told the Current. McDonald to help sort ballots, an with information about the cam- informed him that. an election " I don't know why it was so hard cedures, and by lack of "It's not just going to be me action which raised questions paign rilles. manual existed. for them to set up an election com- information. appointing them. The Student about the legitimacy of - their One caller to the Current, who "I was not made aware of any mission," he said_ "Clearly this Although Small's election has Assembly will also be involved." votes, asked to remain anonymous, said manual," he said. "At no point in last election showed the need for not yet been officially confirmed by Because of a rule·change, every Bratcher said he was -forced to , that an election manual which has time were we told the rules by the more involvement." the Student Court, which is expec­ student organization that recieves use Rothman and McDonald been used for elections in the past election people. Wejustkind of pic- Small admitted, however, that tedtoconductarecountbecauseof activities fees will be required to , because he could not find enough was not used in the most recent ked it up as we went along." even with an Election Board, some the close margin of Small's victory, attend Student Assembly. volunteers to work in the election- eleCtion. Small said that the Election problems might still crop up. Help For Chancellor's Office Opens Eating_ Two Posts Disorilers by Shawn M. Foppe news editor by Paul Thompson UM-St. Louis is accepting editor applications for two of five assis­ tants to Chancellor Margurite Bar­ Horizons Peer Counseling is nett. The Human Resources offering a slate of events next week Department has begun advertising to help students deal witl). eating for the positions of Director of disorders. - Minority AffairsiOmbudsman and The programs, scheduled for Special Assistant to the Chancellor April 24-28, are designed to help for Budgeting, Planning and people suffering from bulimia, Institutional Research. anorexia nervosa, or compulsive overeating to deal with their prob­ Donald Phares currently holds lems, aM to help friends and the budget and planning position relatives of the victims of these dis­ while Norman Seay presently ser­ orders - understand them better, ­ ves in the minority affairs position. according to Angie Boudewyns_ She 'Both were hired in Fall of 1987 as is a Horizons peer counselor and consultants to fulfill those roles one of the organizers of the after they were formed by then­ events. incoming Barnett.

1 think a lot of students here on According to M. Thomas Jones, campus - whether be it because of - Deputy to the Chancellor and one of problems with friends or family - her assistants, Barnett created the are suffering from eating disor­ roles as temporary one pending ders," Boudewyns said. "What we're review of their usefulness. The trying to do is give students some chancellor has now decided to make information on various eating .disor­ both roles permanent positions thus ders, letting them know they're not Scott Brandt necessitating the official adver­ alone and there is help." TUFF ENUFf: Tile Fabulous Tbunderbirds shook up campus - and the buildings - during their Mirthday performance last tisements for the posts. Both Seay Through the programs, she said, Wednesday. See story, page 4. and Phares have indicated that they Horizons hopes to help not only the will be applying for the pOSition. people suffering from eating disor­ ders but also people who are affec­ Lit-Mag Bungle~ Budget, Loses Funds The responsibilities of Director ted by them. of Minority Affairs includes advis­ by John Kilgore ing," said this year's Lit-Mag Editor publisher without going fhrough a procedures from the S.A.B.C. to ing the chancellor on any minority "Students may know someone reporter Norman Welch. "Nobody tried to bidding procedure. According to avoid similar confusion. issues and coordinating all activi­ with an eating disorder and don't circumvent the system." University regulations, all expen- "The information is there if you' ties and programs designed to bring know how to deal with them,." Scientists suggest that the left According to Director of Univer­ ditures totaling over $500 have to be ask the right questions. We just UM-St. Louis in compliance with Boudewyns said, "This program will side of the brain is better at hand­ sity Center Robert G. Schmalfeld, bid through the purchasing didn't ask the right questions," he the Board of Curator's mandate and help them get a better perspective ling business matte'rs, while the money which was funded for the '89 department. " said. the University's commitment to the on the people suffering from theeat­ right side of the brain is in charge of edition had to be used to pay for the "They might have gotten the work Welch said part of the problem is principles of equal opportunity and ing disorder." more artistic concerns. If this is '81I edition of the magazine. The done for less," Schmalfeld said. "At due to the fact that there is a new affirmative action. Boudewyns said this is Horizon'S true, the UM-St. Louis Literary money for last year's magazine, he least, that's the theory." editor for the magazine each year. The Director will also serve in the first effortata program on eating Magazine operated with only half a said, reverted back into the general According to Welch, the problem He said that he was considering sug- -position of. Ombudsman. The disorders but added that, if it is suc­ brain last year. fund for reassignment after -his stemmed from the fact that the gesting that, in the future, an Ombudsman assists students and cessful, a group may be formed on office recieved no notification that organization thought it understood accounting student be included on employees of the University in solv­ campus for those suffering to meet Due to a snafu involving business the magazine had contracted a the procedures and guidelines the magazine's staff as a business ing alleged discrimination and -discuss thire problems and procedures, the Lit-Mag has been printer. regulating financial expenditures manager. situations based upon racial, sex­ feelings. forced to relinquish its funding for better than they really did. Welch said that, despite their ual, or other factors before they The-'series of speakers on eating the current school year. The- surren­ "We had no record there was a Lit­ problems, the literary magazine become formal grievances. disorders is as follows: der of the funds has forced a delay in Mag last year," he said. "The bill "The natural -tendency 1S to feel should be considered an important Minimum qualifications for the • Marian Hirsch, a M.S. W. and psy- - the publication of the magazine's '89 , wasn't presented until the next fis­ like we've been cheated," Welch addition to university life. "Past post includes a Master's Degree in choanalyst, will discuss compulsive edition. The anthology, originally cal year." said. "But the rules and regulations societies are often judged by their Education, Administration, Person­ eating on April 24 from 10 to 11 a.m. scheduled for an April release, will According to Schmalfeld, the are there for a reason. If you break artistic achievements," he said. nel or other related areas. Can­ in 72 J.C. Penney Building. not be availibl.e until, at least, printer of the magazine, who was them you have to pay the cost, "We need to have something to leave didates can also qualify with a • Nancy Ellis-Ordway, a psy­ September. owed at least $1700, didn't contact whether you broke them accidently for the future, as well as provide a combination of education and expe­ chotherapist with the Anorexia! According to University officials, the university about its overdue. or not." mirror for ourselves. rience from which <;!omparable Bulimia Treatment and Education there was nothing sinister involved bill. Welch said he didn't blame "Reading a novel from the 18005 abilities can be req uired. Center at St. John's Hospital, will University Center or the Student will provide you a picture of that in the mishandling of the magazines Schmalfeld said that in addition In addition, five or more years of discuSS anorexia and bulimia on Activities Budget Committee for time that reading a ledger will not," $1600 budget. No one, they say, got to not notifying his office that they extensive experience in civil rights, April 25 from 11 a.m. to noon in 126 the unfortunate situation. He sug­ he said. "It's necessary for art and . rich from the misappropriation of had authorized $I 700 in expen~ community organization, or urban J .C. Penney Building. gested that future or'ganizatitions society to co-exist, they are not monies. dltures, the magazine also violated< affairs is necessary as well as an • Ellis-Ordway will discuss get their information on budgetary See BUNGLE, page 3 "It was an honest misunderstand- university policy by selecting a extensive knowledge of anorexia and bul~mia again on April Affirmative Action. _ 26 from 10 to H-a.m. in 229 J.C. Pen­ ney Building. The responsibilites for the Spe­ Strickland Named To Academic Post cial Assistant for Budgeting, Plan­ • Horizons will distribute litera­ ning and Institutional Research ture on eating disorders on April 27 Arvarh E. Strickland, a :lO-year duties will include academic plan­ faculty. Outstanding Community Service, include all facets of budget plan­ from 11 am. to 1 p.m. and on April 28 faculty member of UM-Columbia ning and budgeting, program Strickland and Wallace worked the Faculty-Alumni Award from the ning, development and implemen­ from 10 to 11 a.m. in the has been appointed Associate Vice evaluation and coordination of the _ together once before when Wallace Alumni Association at UMC. tation and monitoring for the University Center. President of Academic Affairs. office's business with the Coor­ was interim dean of Arts and Scien~ In addition, Strickland received campus. The Assistant would Boudewyn said that anorexia ner­ Strickland, a member of the his­ dinating Board for Higher ces at UM-Columbia and Strickland the prestigious Thomas Jefferson interact with the other three UM vosa and bulimia affect mostly tory faculty Since 1969, was named Education. was chairman of the history Award, the UM system's most pres-­ campuses, the UM adminstration, women, but some men - perhaps to the position after serving in the department. tigious award to the faculty member the Coordinating Board for 'Higher more than is currently realized - post on an interim basis since _ AdditionallY, Strickland will have Strickland has written numerous who exemplifies the principles of Education and other entities as also suffer. Men and women, not January. responsibility for international pro­ books and articles over his three Thomas Jefferson in teaching, writ-. reqqired. necessarily overweight, both suffer According to Richard Wallace, gramming, academic governance decades of historical scholarship. ing and scholarship, character and - UM System Vice President for and all matters related to the status, He recieved the Martin Luther King influence, and devotion and loyalty Se'l"POSTS, page 2 See PROGRAMS, page 2 Academic Affairs, Strickland's pnrQgathr~and fQle gf t* Memm ial CUlilmittee _ Award for to the Utljyersit9 - SAY IT IS SO, JOE CAMPUS REMINDER INSIDE PUTTIN' ON THE BIZ

CALENDAR ...... _page 2 Learn how to impress The UM-St Louis Baseball The < last issue of this potential employers with Rivermen clinch six semester's Current will be FEATURES...... page 4 published next week. SPORTS ...... page 6 snappy dressing. games. CLASSIFIEDS ..... page 8 EDITORIALS .... _. page 9 See story page 4 See story page 6

• page 2 CURRENT April 20,1989 CalDpus Events

THURS,DAY,APRIL 20 Development" at 2 p.m. in 469 8SB as part of the UM-St. Louis MONDAY:, APR1~L24 School of Business' InterdIsciplinary Seminar Series. For more .. . , information contact Professor Aishadi at 553-6272. • The Newman House Catholic Student Center is. offering mass • a resta~r~t tai workshop wilf be preserit~ byUM.BusiIle$$ , today at 12:30 p.m. in 266. University Center. All students, faculty . "Extenston from 8 a~lll' to (:15 p.m. in 229 J. C. Penney. The Inte,F" . The BiolO'gy Club of UM-St. Louis is h~ldiDg an open meetblg and staff are WeICO'me.. ., nal Revenue Serville .and Missouri Department of Revenue wJ~ l today at 1 p.m. in the Kent Tomazi Student LODnge~ .107 Benton. . pr,ov-ide -th~ instruction. F~e is $35. Call 889-2911 for mare The groupwill plan a bike trip for April 23 withJobnJudd. Contact infoiJnati6n·. .. FRIDAY, ARPIL 21 Steve Weber at 878-1708 for more iDform,ation.

• The Political Science Academy of UM-St. Louis is sponsoring a SATURDAY, APRIL 22 benefit car. wash from n a.m. to 4 p.In. in front of the Blue Metal TUESDAY, APRIL 25 Building to raise money for the ADnual PSA Scholarship. Rates for cars are $3 for a basic wash and $5 lor a dehu:e wash, which • The 26th Annual Optometric Institute Conference Will be held in theJ.C. Penney Building. Call 553-5971 for more . 'Larty' S.cblereth" vice-chancellor' for administrative services, . includes vacuuming the mSide and washing the iilterior windows. . information. ·Will hold open office houts today and every Tuesday from Ito 3 Higher rates fotstation wagO'ns, vans, nii,n:i-vans and trucks. p ~ Iil. Anyone is free to stop by without an appointment

. The Newman House Catholic StudentCeniel' is offerin2: com­ SUNDAY, APRIL.23 .the Board 'of CUl'ators' Finance Committee will meet at 9:30 . muniDn service and scriptural prayer at nDon in 266 University to discuss the University System's .RetireU)ent Trust Fund Center. . a.m. .The 26th Annual Optometric InStitute Conference will be held . with Eepresentatlves of the Wellesley Group. This is a p~t)lic in the J.C. Penney Building. CaU 553-5911 for more meeting,and U will tie: held inJ}le J.C. PeruieyB~ilding . . • M. Fischer-Sanglier of the Free University of Brussels, information. Belgium will speak Dil "Evolutionary Models of Urban Develop­ ment" at 3 p.rn. in 301 Benton. Coffee will be served before the colloquium at 2:30 p.m. in the Physics Library, 516 Benton. • The Biology Club will gO' on an approximately 30-mile, bik,e trip. Call Steve at 878-1708 for information. • -tpie:NewmPIi J:J.Otlse p.tesents, Catholic mass at noon in· 266 • Gene Boesch will speak on': Technology-Based Business Universit, .center: A complimentary lunch fonows . • POSTS from page one. ------._---. SKYOtVE ST.LOUIS Additional responsibilities short time period. Phares is a Professor of ture on tax SUbjects. include implementation of student Qualified candidates mus't hold a Economics and holds a Ph.D. in Seay came to UM·St. Louis in Sep­ LEARN assessment activities as required position as a faculty member with Economics from Syracuse Univer­ tember, 1987. Previously he waSl by the Governor and the UM Board professional rank. sity. He has been a member of the Ex&utive Director of the St. Louis TO of Curators. faculty at UM-St. Louis for 18 years Housing Authority. PARACHUTE Both positions are paid commen­ holding posts as Interim Dean of ~ Minimum qualifications for the surate with qualifications. Deadline Arts and Sciences, Chair of the In the early '80s Seay served as call Sk·Ydive St. Louis job include experience in budget for applications is April 28, after Economics department, and Direc­ President for the" Montgomery and planning activities for higher which they will be screened by the tor of Metropolitan Studies. County, MD chapter of the NAACP. (314) 488-5969 week ends education. Candidates must also Human Resources Department and In addition to his university work, Seay currently serves as Co· Chair have the ability to define and passed along to the Chancellor for Phares is often sought out as an of the Education Advisor)' Commit- (31-4) 442-4432 during week execute short research projects in a her selction. expert-witness for the state legis la- tee for the VP Fair. h $25.00 off 15t jump with this ad PROGRAMS from page one .------~,' from compulsive overeating, she Another St. John's pamphlet des­ Horizons, in' cooperation with UM­ Horizons Peer Counseling, said. cribes bulimia as "recurrent st. Louis Co unseling Services and . operated in cooperation with Coun­ • "Anorexia nervosa is a serious, episodes of binge-eating followed Health Services, are free and open seling Services, Is located in 427 life:threatening disorder of by self-induced vomiting or purging to the public. SSB. READY TO PLAY T-H · E ~ i i ~ deliberate self-starvation with by laxatives and/or diuretics." wide-ranging physical and Boudewyn said ""compulsive "BIG" GAME? I emotional components," according overeaters often use food as a way of r ''~()~ Il ~()_ ()_Il_' ,-,)_()_Il_()_()~ , to a pamphlet provided by St. John's coping with emotional problems. I:: . JOIN THE CITITEAM ,_ Mercy Medical Center. "The "Compulsive over eaters are not [anorexic] person becomes necessarily fat people," she said. Ready to work? If you're over 18 with a reliable car, we can obsessed with food, weight, count­ "These people eat because of all ,-_- Citicorp Mortgage, Inc is a responsi~e, people-oriented leader in thea help you into the work force! We have positions daily, three ing calories and vigorous exercise. these [emotional] things. When that development, origination and servicing of Citicorp Mortga9~! shifts in: Because of possible emotional gets out of control, your life can d d , ASSEMBLY problems s/he denies this hunger get crazy." ,-_ pro urn Nationwi e. _ and does not eat." The programs being sponsored by · PACKAGING OBTAIN PRACTICAL EXPERIENCE while attending college as ,- FOOD SERVICE Faculty Member Dies Of Cancer ,- PART-TIME CUSTOMER SERVICE REPS. _ WAREHOUSING SHIPPING Sharon K. Marglous, UM·St. Extension Department. She Flexible schedules, competitive salaries. ,_ Louis educational coordinator graduated from Western IIlioois I , DELIVERY and for women's programs, died of University in 1962 and subse­ LANDSCAPING cancer on Saturday at Jewish quently received both her mas­ ,- INTERVIEW ING ON CAMPUS _ Bring two forms of 10 when you apply, and we'll start you Hospi!!l. ters and doctoral degrees from - FRIDAY, MAY26 t working instead of looking! SCHOLARSHIPSAVAILABLE. st. Louis University. NO FEE. We interview from 1 CAM to .12 noon, Mondaythru Marglous developed the asser· Marglous is survived by her Thursday at: tiveness training program at husband, Ray Marglous, an attor­ I CONTACT CO·OP DIVISION-CAREER PLANNING I~ UM·St. Louis as well as other ney; two daughters, Melissa and ,- & PLACEMENT OFFICE _ PERSONNEL POOL courses for married women Lindsey, and a son, Matthew, all 308 WOODS HALL _ 9736 Lackland returning to the workplace. of West County. :: 553-5100 I Where people are helping people! She assumed her position in A graveside service was held I f ) ~ ( )'''-' (J''-'t ) ~ I )'-' ( ) ~()~(J~(I'-'(}~(J~ () ___ ( 1980 after serving 16 years with on Monday at Hiram Cemetery . the Continuing Education- on North Mason Roao THERE ARE TWO SIDES TO Students in Support of Dlildren Announces A Career • •• BECOMING A NURSE IN THE ARMY. in less than a year! the continuation of ! And they're both repre~ Evening Child Care sented by the insignia you wear at the 6 to 912 months training as a member of the Army Nurse UM-St. Louis could change the course of .' Child Development Center Corps. The caduceus on the left your life Located on South Campus means you're part of a health care • Computer Programming system in which educational <;lnd career advancement are the rule, • Computer Technology not the exception. The gold bar . • O~ice Technology on the right means you command respect as an Army officer. If you're earning a BSN, write: Army Nurse Opportunities,. P.O. Box 7713, Clifton, NJ 07015. Or call toll free 1~800~ USA~ARMY. . - Ages: 2 to 10 • Computer lab open six days / Cost: $1.50 per hour a week Hours: 5:15 to 9:45 p.m . • Day, Evening and Weekend Classes Available. ARMY NURSE COR~S. BE ALL YOU ~ BE. Days: Monday thru Thursday • Job Placement Assistance • Financial Aid, if eligible Call 553-5658 for more infonnation. for Fall '89 & Winter '90 MONEY IN A HURRY!

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IIIItil they realize Tune will just lay Loti is , supplies the dogs to their Shnplethings like opening· a door We wantto make people more aware "The horse's movement is exer­ Janise Webster was in University IHIder the table,' ~ she said. partners for no charge. or picking up a dropped set of keys 'of tbe probhims disabled people cise," said Dorothy Walker, VQlun­ Center with her dog Tune to explaln The dogs go througb a training The dogs perform tbeir work out are not usually ,given 'much thought. face." ' teer Coordinator of New Horizons. how the dogs help the handicapped program tbat starts when they are of love, Webster says. They actually But for a disabled person, the sim­ . Disabled Awareness week was "It lives them a chance to be on a ad increase the public's awareness puppies. They go to a weekly class enjoy what they do. ple becomes the difficult. sponsored by the Disabled Students bOrM. We teach them the parts of Mout the dog's job. wltll their ''foster parents" until "I'll retire him when he no longer Disabled Awareness Week has UlUon and tbe Division of Student tbe borse as well as grooming. 'Some "The uneducated public want to Utey are a year old. They are put in a enjoys his work," Webster says of been a function of this campus for ' 'Affltirs. Demonstrations by groups of our more advanced clients can play with the dogs," Webster said. kennel for more intensive training Tune. the last nine , years to increase .tbat aid the handicapped were on even put on the saddle and bridle," "They tbink, 'poor dog, he never gets and finally matcbed with a buma,n" , There is about a two year waiting awareness of the needs and hand to giv,e passers"o}' a glimpse of .tie said. to play,' but actually he gets to play 'partner. The costs of training the list for tbe support dogs due to their obstacles of the disabled. Movies, what everyday life is like for some­ Therapists come to tbe beginning more than most normal dogs. If I let ~(S (about $8,000) is provided great demand. lectures and demonstrations helped ,one with a pbysical impairment. of each{lf New Horizons seven week him, he would play with everybody illustrate the needs last week. , Members of New Horizons, a hor­ sessions to evaluate the riders and in this room." "People assume that when they seback riding organization . for determine what exercises would be Webster stressed that support see someone with a dog that the per- p.h~sic~lIy- and mentally-impaired best for them. dogs should not be distracted while "We stress safety first," Walker they are working. said. "We have a lot of fun too." Even though the dogs help over­ The partiCipation in New ' come everyday obstacles, barriers Depend on Horizons' program has nearly lIucb as store owners balking at doubled since its beginning four all~lng Webster and Tune Into years ago. They -nopeto erpana their stores. further, building indoor facilities so "We mostly have problems in res­ that they can operate year-round. taurants," , Webster said. Kinko's Support dogs like the ones on "Especially oriental ones." Sbe campus from Support Dogs for tbe pulls a card from her purse that .Handicapped helpIbe disabled open states that the law gives her the Open Every Day • Quality Copies . -----.., • Speci alty Paper raesume Package, • Desktop Publishing , , • Fax Service , , • Large Co pyJobs , , • Laser Typesetting , , • Transp arencies , • 1 Pa%e 1Ypeset ReS\.1I11e , • Professional Binding , • Disk with Resu me S tor e~ • Color Co pies • Oversi zed Copies L .---- - ­ 24 x 36 kinko's· the copy center . Scott Brandt DISABLED AWARENESS: Janise Webster, left,gets a helping paw Open 24 Hours from her companion, Tune. Bonnie Grueninger and Silver exercise Scott Brandt on campus, above. 725-8704 894-1120 391-4801 BUNGLE from page one 8800 Ladu e Rd . ~ () ~ l) S I. indhergh II I . I ;6)-t \1ailchesler Rd. Cl al't on :-ioutil COUIl!1 El lisli lle diametrically opposed." "Tbe attitude that you don't bave work, for the September edition Students interested in working to concern yourself with [business until May 2. with the Lit-Mag next y.ear should Open Early, Open Late, Open Weekends Welch said he saw a parallel be­ procedures) is partly responsible Submissions, which are not contact Nan Sweet in the English tween tbe recent problems of the for the current situation of the Lit­ returned, can be left in one of two department. 524-7549 962-6800 Lit-Mag and the traditional conflict Mag," he said. Lit-Mag mailboxes on campus. One ,'-1+1 Florissallt Rd. :--:02 1 WatS()1l Rd. between artists and business peo­ mailbox is located on the second "We produce a magazine that rep­ ple. There is a tendency, he said, for Welch said that the magazine will floor of University Center and the resents the university," Welch said. I '-0,): F\ ll ri. S:tll t I\ d. \\ ehster (; rmes both typ s to underestjmate the accept submissions,including other is in Lucas Hall in the "We try to produce a quality ServIces m ~ y ary by locatIOn ..value of t e otber. poems, essays, short stories and art Ellillih department. magazine that looks professionaL"

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. University Program. Board ( FEATO ES page 4 -, CURRE..-r ' April 20,1989 The Fab T- Birds Live 'Powerful ~~tuff

by Kevin Kleine said. Wilson and guitarist Jimmy rock 'n' roll." managing editor "Everything we do is a little dif­ Vaughn have been together for 15 The musical influences of the ferent," Wilson said. "But this is years. Drummer Fran Christina has Fabulous Thunderbirds run along The Fabulous Thunderbirds did sort of a back-to-basics for us." been with them almost since their the lines of Chuck Berry, Muddy something Wednesday that they Even when the T-Birds are in the begining as a bar band in Austin, Waters, Slim Harpo and Bo Diddley, haven't done for a while-play on a studio, they are "live." All four Texas. Wilson says. college campus. members play together for the basic About the only personnel changes The T-Birds have added some Increased demand for the T- Birds tracks to get the certain power that have been the bass players forthe T­ additional musicians for their tour has moved them to larger venues, .comes from a live performance. Birds in the 13 years_ Christina has this year. Doyle Bramhall will help said Kim Wilson, lead singer and the Thunderbirds out on guitar and harmonica player, Audie deLone lends a hand on the "We're doing a lot of things with keyboards. movies and T.V. right now," Wilson The future of the Thunderbirds is said. "We just carne out with an something Wilson tries not to album too called 'Powerful Stuff." think about. Wilsonjokes about coming back to "Everything we do is a little different...But this is sort of back-to-basics "I like to think about right now - a college campus. for us." or at least not more than a couple "I'll play anywhere - once," he months ahead anyway," Wilson laughed. "I love St. Louis though. I said. "It seems like a lot of things' always have a great time when I'm pop up. But things are looking pretty there." good." "It's just the four of us with no been with the band. Preston Hub­ The Thunderbirds plan to start The Thunderbirds show incor­ extra musicians," Wilson bard has been playing bass for them their national tour this summer, but porates ,much of their newer for the last six years. in the meantime they are playing material with what Wilson says are explained. "We record live, but with a few overdubs here and there. shows here and there like the one on "all of the best" thrown in too. The Over the years, the music of the campus. Their schedule even new album marks a return to the When we record a track, especially Thunderbirds has sometimes been includes a spot on "Late Night'with the rhythm, it's all from the live." classified as rock-a-billy. Wilson David Letterman." bluesy basic rock 'n' roll that has The Fab Birds have been around doesn't agree with that label. "It was real easy working with the made them famous. "A few years ago, because of a Letterman band," Wilson said. "It "The album has a very hard edge for quite a while, although some couple of the hairstyles, a lot of peo­ was a lot of fun." to it," Wilson said. "There's a lot of people may have only heard of them ple wrote articles without listening The Fab Birds are looking to hook mood setting type of things and a lot in the last couple of years after the to the music; they just looked at the up with one of the bigger bands for release of their album "Tuff picture," Wilson said. "I don't think Jammln': Kim Wilson crooning to the crowds. of what people have come to expect their tonr and look forward to from us. It's basic rock 'n' roll," he Enuff." rock-a-billy tits uuLall. We're into r to St Louis.. War drobes That Wor k Wonders 'Available Light' by Laura Berardino "friendlier" color. Red and Dry cleaners often do not guaran­ a woman is choosing a scarf. A associate features editor maroon are strong and attention tee work on silk because it's so sales clerk is a good reference to by La,ren R'lchard Klaus Piercy uses__ ker J)get l.'J' ,the and getting. Black, a classic, is a good fragile. show the many different ties and book reviewer same way. S9lJleone e~ lIe mlgh, Andrew Kerman color for women because it's "more It's not just the tie, but how one draping. As stated earlier, a use a S()apOOlt. or a co[wnn. Jier contributor sop histicated and in creases a wears the tie. Molloy's book woman can be more creative with Seldom , bas contemporary . vi~ws on life' are tilWed with women's au thority," states, "When tied properly, the tip her accesories. For instance, ShE poetry hit as hard to the bone ¥ can wear bolder patterns on scar­ Graduation is just around the They also suggest wearing a of the tie should come just to your the poems found in Marge Pier­ ipn~rdemoll8, and,she has fQulld corner. While many students have whiteshirtwornwith anavyor grey belt buckle. The width of the tie is ves, and morejewelry as long as it' s cy's latest collection, "Available an .appropriat.e' 'l! 8Y to ' exor:cise been educated for business, pinstriped suitto makean authora­ also important. At the present not excessive. Light" (Alfred A. Knopf, $16.95, them. Her , words sting as !lhe english, marketing, teaching, and tive statement. Top it off with a silk time, standard tie widths are from Don Bounds, owner and 129 pages). questions her Judiasm: so forth, they have not received burgundy tie or scarf. two and three-quarter to three and manager of Snelling Temporaries, With a variety of subjects a.ct­ practical knowledge about how to In her book, "Looks that Work," three-q uarter inches at the widest does not think professional ladies ing as stimuli for her poetic res­ A woDUUi ad a Jew, get into their respective fields. Janet Wallach suggests some com­ end." should wear ankle bracelets. ponses, Piercy mterweaves true Sometimes more Making a good first impression is binations that work well together. Thesame basic ru les apply when "Women should not wear several passion along with a per­ of. cOlltradictlon tban I can necklaces and bracelets. They crucial '* opening professional ~ ona1iz.ed style af angst. Her sweat Ollt. doors. should generally he more subd ued passions are real and are never Yet fiaally . the iIlteneetioll Appearances weigh heavily in and conservative in their choices of compromised. tIlat is botb interviews. So knowing how to ·jewelry. Men, generally, should not Sometimes it is difficult to collision ad fuloa, dress and groom well is essential. wear bracelets." read the stark, emotional Stone and leed. Not many seniors have the funds For both sexes, wearing a watch realism - the poetry tendS to go I to purchase a $ 600 designer suit conveys an impression of for the jugular. A ,case in point is Yet all, is Dot angst:and d~p . after graduation, but that doesn't reliability. the poem, "Joy Road and personal introspectIon. There is mean they can't look well-dressed. Loafers are becoming more pop­ Liv~rnois" : ' a bit of cutting ands'arcastic They just have to be more selective ular for men. irumorto be foona iiV1t:bUl"" 1~"1Iablte ~ when choosing a wardrobe. Some "While many men are currently My name is Evle. Light." things to take into consideration wearing dressier loafers in profes­ We used to shoplift... sional fields, I would not recom­ when shopping for professional I liked to tote a JlID. of the mend wearing them to an One . ·mQl'e. outfits are as follows: It was the eleuest tJliJlg I moments ls founu 1ft 'It·h ~,'ft(.. ., 1\," ·P "'r_ eHow trendy is the outfit? Is the interview," Bounds stated. Fver held. " color and/or cut fashionable for Women should stick to conserva­ It was the only power I ever more than one season? tive, closed toe pumps. The best had. e Is the garment wash and wear or heel is about two inches, states I could look uy ereep strailJlt dry clean only? Starting wages Don'tsAnd Do's: At left, Brian Johnson models how not to appear "Looks That Work." , iii tlte eyes. often don't allow the luxury of for an interview. Note· the loose tie, bored expression ami But n.ever sacrifice comfort and/ A state trooper btew my fiA;e weekly trips to the cleaners. twidling thumbs. or grace for looks. oU in Marquette. eDoes the garment have good At right, Johnson shows improvement. Note the neater attire and Traditionally, women like to quality or valuable staying power? interested expression. match their purse and shoes. This, Look to see if the seams are well Traditional color cClmbinations medium-range blue or gray. however can become costly and sewn. Check the fabric. Some fab­ are navy and wine; or navy and As far as designs in ties go, time consuming. When choosing a rics tend to fade or stretch. gray. If one wants to go for a more Molloy recommends an '''evenly purse or attache case, look for e Can the different pieces be contemporary look, try black and spaced repeating pattern. The best neutral colors that can beused dur- mixed? For example, can one beige; or gray and brown. known of these is, of course, the ing more than one season. blazer match two or more pants or Wallach stresses that there are polka dot." He fu-rther illustrates No matter how impecably skirts? If not, it may not be a wise different looks for every profes~ that the smaller the dot, the more dressed a person may be, if he or purchase. sion. Someone going into into a sophisticated the outfit. she ignores personal hygiene or eCan your budget afford season communications position su ch as Molloy su ggests that silk ties con­ good grooming everything else is, clearence sales? These can be good public relations, will be able to go vey an image of success and pres­ lost. investments if one can wait un til th e with combinations such as navy tige as opposed to polyester or Let common sense be your next season to wear. and white or black and red. cotton ties. guide. eHow much, if any traveling will Unfortunately, men are more Before buying 100 % silk, the "If it's a lady, she should wear your job require? Look for fabrics creatively limited in their profes- prospective purchaser must con­ some makeup; but not alot. A man that don't wrinkle easily. If travel­ sional attire. They are usually sider the drawbacks. First of all, should be clean shaven," Bounds ing light is important, choose bound to classic dark and neutral silk is more expensive than most stated. colors that coord~nate. colors. Their only creative state- other fabrics. Someone just start-' "Your appearance'should not It has been proven that color ment is often made with the tie. ing a professional career may have detract from you or what your say­ influences interviewers personal John T. Molloy's book, "Dress to choose between quantity and ing. You wouldn't want to make a perceptions. A press release by For. Success," maintains that 'a quality. This person may want to negative first impression." Kiwi Brands Company stated that basic wardrobe should consist of try a blend of fabrics. ·Finally Bounds recommends put­ dark colors such as navy and char­ two solid ties - navy and maroon. Secondly, silk is easily ruined. Hot ting your best foot forward. coal gray are conservative and lend Once a man has those, he can add coffee spilled on silk will u-sually "Smile, and look as if you're bright authority. Brown is thought to be a other solids such as brown, beige, permanently ruin the garment. and semi-intelligent." Sheen's 'Major League' Gets Review In The Minor Leagues

hometown baseball franchise to a of a major metropolis who ~o not let instance is Cleveland and the team ~es, indeed there was. And thistlian a pop foul. . by Eileen Pecina movie does n~t come close to· Being introduced to these misfits movie reviewer distant city and the fear of getting years of bad mouthing their losing is the Indians. A real life team who, ' the red slip that means you've been team get in the way of jumping on like their fictional counterpart, has dupicating the rich, romantic and is a lot of fun for a· while, But mythic qualities "Bull Durham" gradually you realize· there's not "Major League" is a comic testa­ knocked back down to the minors. the Rah Rah Wagon once the team not won a pennant in 35 years. ment to the human spirit; the spirit It's also a testament to the endur­ starts winning. From the opening montage, of has.' much of a story here beyond the that shrivels in the face of moving a ing loyalty of discerning inhabitants The major metl:.opolls in· tbis smoke-belching factor lei But it does break the .500 marldor obvious. !Inderscore,d ~y a ~ntiv.!- Randy laughs, thanks to the dingbat Newman slngmg about the Cayoga ·characters who, almost overcome Ward lets too many of the film's Rtver you're set up perfectly to be the cut-and-,paste plot. seams gap as he gets caught be­ introduced to the Big Time tween first and second bases; Director/writer David Ward .Underdogs. bouncing between baseball and ("The Milagro Beanfleld War") Words like "cellar" and "slump" romance. do not begin to describe to the pitiful ueWJlD In (;level and. He describes himself 'as a "Iong-sufferi'ng fan." state the team is In. ·It's apparent from some of the out­ Where the movie delivers a For her dead-last team, she re­ rageous characterlzaUonshe's con­ delightful seventh inning stretch, ,cnalts the >deadbeats and the de~cl cocte$i, that he spent a lot of time however, is with former ball play~r ~~just cross him offtiiellsi")and dr~lng up wild scenarios in and broadcaster, now actor, Bob ~ally free agents like pitcher Ric­ w~ich his ballCIUb, nn.ally pulls Uecker. As Harry Doyle, the local iIia'Vauglm (Charlie Sheen), whose It,8,ell up by Its jockstraps. play-by-play announcer, Uecker ~manager wu a prison wardell Ward gets the right feeUng for the gets almost the best lines in the ana whose stats incluQel to 5 for car, locker r~m stunts, the playing field script as he guzzles Jack Daniels tl~; Jake Taylor (TOin..Berenger); ! u~bles, the fans' frustratlons ,---t1t~ .: and delivers howlingly ironic obser­ ill Mexican League catcher With manager's exasperations and 'tne :vations like, "gonna need a visa to ~T,,"na for blood and knee joints ballplayers' derelict dliporting and catch this one." tbat need daily Injectionl of WO­ the lack of pride. If you are a fan of good baseball .. , Tbere's the voodoo practieing. movies, "Major. League" will be · a , Wait Ii minute, you ..y. Wun't Cuban player (Dennis Haysbert) minDr impact. But if you like outlan­ ,tbere another movie lbout I raatll with the jim::ed bat; the "prayer" dish characters and left-field ~ with pitcber and catcher leadl;' humo.r, "Major League" will clear UP: (L to R) Wesley Snipes, Margaret Whitton and Charlie star i-n Paramounts hom­ before every ,ame" player; the BATTi R Sh~-en tbeoGe youlI, wlld.aacl IIncontroll~ the b~es. mage to baseball, "Dream Team." black "Willle Mayi Hays" tWes~ abl€, tbecother, mature and lookllll SDrpel) who can iteall bue, but can , A Paramount release, rated R for at hit·lut Rood yean in the lPortt· not ,et antt~bai better off a fut ball- l;mguage and nUdity. April 20,1989 CURRENT page 5 Short Story:Mail Order Bride, A High Price For Love -, ~~ - - - , - He read on to discover tllat for a· "They don't care about their "Asian Dreamgirls. May I help gratulations again. Goodbye." already picked up the floor and ,by Greg Alber. small oIIervice charge, he w,oilld be men anymore." . you?" asked the woman; "Goodbye." started the dishwasher. Istudent contributor lupplied with photos and descrip­ "Well, iet me assure you, Brady, "Yes, I'd like to arrange to bring a Even though it hurt him to write "The place looks terrific," he tions of dozens of girls. He could the girls you'll have to choose from girl over to the States," he said witll the check, Brady wrote it and took it said. She smiled her pOlite smile : Brady has just returned from then pick any to correspond witb are all old-fashioned girls. They're such confidence. to the agency. He truly believed it and went back to the windows. :Illlother unsuccessful night · of tbrough the agency. When be found excellent, cooks and . flne "Congratulations, sir, can y(KI was a good investment; an invest­ He realized that verbal com­ ,searching for his ideal woman. one he Hked, he could pay her way to housekeepers. And believe me, they please hold?" ment in his happiness. munication was out of the question. : "Damn broads," he said to an come to the states to be his wife. know their place." Several figure eights later, a As Tuesday drew nearer, his He wrote "porkchops" and "corn" on ' ~mpty apartment. "They want Brady· thought about it. Things "Good, rm glad to here that. 1 voice came on. "Asian Dreamglrls, excitement built. After all these a piece of paper and handed it to her. 'everythlng nowadays. It's that damn hadn't been going his way laiely. He have just one more question. HoW David speaking." years, he was finally going to have a Then he took a six-pack from the re­ women's lib crap." hadn't bad a date in months. Why not are th~y ... well you know." "David, this is Brady wife. He didn't have to compromise frigerator and sat in front of the TV He fumbled through the freezer take a chance? What did he have to "In bed?" Thompson." to get an '80s woman. He got one on as she looked up the words in her 'looklng for the last TV dinner. lose? He dialed the number In tbe "Yeah." "Brady, sure: What can i do for his own terms. English/Korean dictionary. "They don't know how gOGd they ad. "It's a scientific fact that Asian you?" In the airport, he couldn't stand By the time he was done with his Ihad it. But no. Now they're too good "Asian Dreamgirls, may I belp women are the horniest women in 'Td like to bring a girl over to ltill. He paced and watched out the fifth beer, dinner was ready. Brady to stay home and take care of their you?" asked a woman on the other the world." He said this the way a the States." window for what seemed an eternity was impressed. It was everything he Imen." end of the line. teenage boy talks in a lockerroom. "Congratulations. Didn't I tell you until finally her plane arrived. hoped it would be. He was very He put his dinner in the mic­ "Yes, I'm interested in corres­ "Sounds great!" said Brady with we had what you were looking Brady could hardly control himself pleased with himself. .rowave. "It's always, 'I have a mlnd. ponding .with Asian women" he a laugh. for?" as he watched passengers coming He had found exactly what he was 'I want a career. I want my own Ufe. I said uncomfortably. ' "Good. We'll be sending you a , "Yep, and she's exactly what I through the tunnel from the plane. looking for. He began to fantasize of want. I want. 1 want. I want.' Yeah, "Very good, sir. I'll h~ve to catalog in about seven to ten days. wanted." Finally, a small, seemingly how good she would be in bed. His fright. In the old days women had transfer you. Will you please, You've made a smart move, Brady. I "Good. Good. What's her name?" frightened oriental woman with a imagination ran Wild. She was 'minds too. They minded their men. hold?" know you'll be happy with us." "Ecstasy Ling." sign around her neck appeared. He everything he thought she would be iNobody was complaining then." Before Brady had a chance to "Thailks a lot. Goodbye." "Yes, I know who you're talking rushed up to her and awkwardly so far, why should sex be any . Bradygrabhed a six-pack from ~ answer, he heard a click, and then "Goodbye." about. You've made a good choice. 1 hugged her. He wasn't sure how he different? Ithe refrigerator, took his dinner elevator music. For what seemed to The catalog was all Brady could can arrange for her to come in on shOUld greet her. Her name. Ecstasy. This was five :from the microwave and headed for be an hour, he sat at his desk scrib­ think about for a week. He couldn't Tuesday at noon, if you can meet her "It's good to finally meet you," he thousand dollars well spent. ~ the living room. bling figure eights, one on top of the wait to get home from work each day at the airport." said. "I'm your husband." Finally, he couldn't stand the sus­ . He set down his meal and other, trying to line them up to see if it had come. Then on the "Great! Ub, how much is this "No English. No English," she pense any longer. He got out a piece 'scrapped the newspapers, dirty perfectly. eighth day, there was .a padkage in going to cost me?" said as she held out an envelope. of paper and wrote the word "bed" 'clothes and dirty dishes from the "Hello, Asian Dreamgirls," came plain brown wrapping waiting for "Well, figuring airfare, process­ "You don't speak English? What on it. When she looked it up she 'couch and fixed a place to sit. T,he a voice from the other end, "David him. ing the paper work, and the agency's the hell is this?" He asked sharply. looked strange, almost Irest of the night was spent on the speaking." He felt a rush of excitement as he fee, it'll come out to five thousand "Here, here. Read, read." She embarrassed. Brady took her hand clean spot watching TV. The same as "Yeah... ah, I'd like to corres-' ripped it open to find the Asian dollars." shook the envelope as she ducked and led her to the bedroom. Her it was the night before and the night pond with Asian . women," said Dreamgirls catalog. As he flipped from the tone of his voice. palms were clammy. She's excited before that and every other night in Brady, a little relieved to hear a through the pages, he noticed that "Five thousand dollars," deman­ Oh, good, he thought as he opened too, he thought. 'his boring, lonely life. man's voice. they all pretty much looked alike. the envelope, an instruction book. ded Brady. "You've got · to be . "Let's see why they call you The next morning at work, Brady "Fine, fine," said David in a It was going to be a tough choice, . The letter inside read: cr~y!" Ecstasy." He sat her down in bed. sat at his desk sifting through friendly tone. ''I'll need a little Then his eyes fell on something that Dear Husband, I am Ecstasy, your . "Now I know it seems like a lot, There was a pained look in her eyes papers and playing with a paper information first. What's your made him look twice. Ecstasy. That wife. I do not speak English yet, but I but think about it. How much has it as he got beside her. Her entire body clip. name?" was the girl's name; Ecstasy Ling. am learning. The people at the cost you looking for a wife before tightened up as he touched her. She "Thompson, "where's the Ander­ "Brady Daniel Thompson." &lency are translating this for me. I She looked like the rest of the cookie now? All the dinners, the' movies, closed her eyes tightly and hid her son report?" His boss charged in "Your age?" can clean and cook. Write down on cutter girls in the catalog, but some­ the drinks, the presents; I bet if you face from him. the door. "Forty-three." paper what you want me to do and I how there was something different add it all up it would be twenty thou­ here. be ready by noon," will look in my dictionary. I am very "Like it or not, you're my wife!" "It's It'll "Your address?" about her. - sand, maybe more. And where did he said dryly. "1818 FenCing Lane, Burbank, bonored to be your wife. Ecstasy. With that he dragged her back to bed He read the description Ito dis­ all that get you? Nowhere. I'm tell­ "You mean it's not ready? What California, 90029." Brady was not happy · about the and forced himself on her. When he cover she was Korean. She could ing you you're a lot better off putting the hell have you been doing in here "Good. Good. And you're interest­ idea of having to write all his orders was done, he dressed and stormed cook all kinds of food, and· she had your money into a sure thing." the last two weeks? You had better ed in finding a wife?" down, but it was something he could off to the local bar, leaving her cry­ worked for three years as a maid. "Well, I know, but five get your shit together or you'll be "Well, I ... yeah, I guess so," said thousand?" .live with. When he took his new wife ing hysterically . She was friendly and eager to looking for a new job. That report 'Brady, a little embarrassed. to his apartment, she almost gagged Two hours and nine beers later he please. That last part was "Look at it this way. You're get­ had better be perfect with no more "Well, let me assure you, you've ting someone who will cook for you, at the sight of the ungodly mess. As had cooled off. He decided to go underlined. home and give her a second chance. d~lays. Do you think you can do - clean your house, and go to bed with soon as she stepped inside, she made a fine decision in coming to There were two police cars and an that?" you every night. How much do you began straightening up. Well, Brady Asian Dreamgirls. If anyone can That was all Brady needed to ambulance in front of his apartment His only response was an icy think it would cost to pay someone to thought, maybe I might get my mon­ find your perfect partner, it's us." know. He had found what he was building when he got back. Crazy stare. do all that? Brady, you can't afford to ey's worth after all. He carried her "Really?" looking for. He decided right then Joe probably beat up on his old lady '''Well?'' let this girl get away." suitcase into the bedroom. "Sure. In fact, that's how I met mv that that was the woman he wanted again, he thought. When he got to his "You'll have it, Carol'." He waited "I know, I know, but five thou­ to marry. So he wrote a letter des­ ''I'm going to the store to pick up for her to close the door behind her wife. We've been together for eight sand? My God." apartment, the door was opened. He years now and I haven't had a single cribing himself and what he was something for dinner tonight," he found two cops inside. before be threw his desk calender at "That's the way it is Brady. Shall I complaint yet." looking for in a wife. said as he came from the bedroom. the door where she had been stand­ make the arrangements?" "What the hell is going on here," "Wow, that's great," said Brady, He told ber from the description Her only response was a confused pe demanded. ing. "Lesbian," he muttered. "Five thousand... well... I beginning to relax. catalog, it seemed like she was the look, so he said it again, louder and "Someone ought to tell you you're guess so." "Are you Brady Thompson?" One "So, what qualities are you look­ woman hewas looking for. He asked slower, "I AM GOING TO THE of the officers asked. oot a man." " Great. Just meet her at the air­ ing for in a wife?" her to write back to tell him if it was STORE." She smiled politely and he "Yes I am." He was too worked up to get any­ port at gate four on Tuesday at noon. "Well, I'd like an old-fashioned all true, and if it was true, would she took this to mean that she "I'm sorry," he said gently, "your thing done now, so he began tkumb­ She'll have a sign with her name on it girl, one that will cook and clean and be interested in being his wife? understood. wife is dead. She killed herself." ing through "Hot Chicks," his to make sure you recognize her. look after the house." About a week later, Brady He returned an hour later to find "My God," he gasped. "My God ... 'favorite publication. He flipped the She'll have a Korean marriage cer­ received the reply he had been wait­ Ecstasy doing the windows. She had five thousand dollars." pages until he came to the "I know what you mean. That kind tificate with your name on it. of woman is hard to find these days. ing for. Ecstasy wrote to tell him classifieds. He was about to flip There's no ceremony, but it's legal that the ad was accurate and that she back to the beginning when some­ It seems all women want now is a ca­ anywhere in the world. Just bring a would be honored to be his wife. She thing caught his attention. There in .reer. They've forgotten what's told him to call the agency and they check by the agency sometime the middle of the page read in bold really important." tomorrow. Okay?" would arrange everything. Brady print, "Asian Dreamgirls - Corres­ "That's right," said Brady, "All right." picked up the phone and dialed the pond with beautiful exotic excited to talk to someone who saw "You won't regret it, Brady. Con- number. ·.women." things the way he did.

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With 28 hits in the two games, the Eagles to an early shower in the Louis Rivermen baseball team as Rivermen broke out of a season- opener, as the first three batters they won six of nine games to long hitting slump that held their reached base in the bottom of the improve their record to 17-15. team batting average more than first. Dan Kiely greeted the new Tuesday, the Rivermen spilt a fifty points below last year's mark of pitcher with a bases clearing double doubleheader with the University of .335. down the left field line. Indianapolis. The team lost the first "It's been my feeling all along The Rivennen went on to score in game, 5-3 but came back to win the that once we got a little bit of con- every inning in a 14-3 triumph, Pat nightcap, 13-1. tinuity to our schedule, where we Mulvaney had a home run in the They started the off last week off would be able to get out there and third inning, but suffered a by spliting a doubleheader at see live pitching, our hitters would spranined ankle that will have him Southern Indiana. They lost the first come alive," Brady said. out four weeks. game 8-3, before coming back to win With the sweep of Rolla, the Again, the Rivermen started off the second game 7-5 . Rivermen improved their confer- shaky in the second game. They On Wednesday, the Rivermen ence record to 5-1. Brady sees the committed four errors in a three­ pulled out a thriller in the bottom of upcoming doubleheader with run first inning. But their hitting the ninth against McKendree Southeast Missouri State as crucial. came to the rescue. By scoring in College. After battling back from a "We'd like to be able to take two each of the first three innings, the 6-2 deficit, the Rivermen rallied for from them and put ourselves in a Rivermen built up an 8-7 lead. four runs. Ron Stergion tripled position to be able to host the tour- They also continued to run well in home Jeff Theime for the game nament," he said. the second game. With Stergion on winner. On Sunday, the team split a third base and Forbes on first, the The team then travelled to Rolla doubleheader with Northeastern Rivermen executed a perfect dou­ on Saturday, where they swept a illinois University. Freshman Jim ble steal in the third inning. But the doubleheaeder by scores of 16-8 and Foley struggled early in the opener, Golden Eagles proved as they 8-2. giving up three runs in the first defeated the Rivermen 11-9 in b d f I inning. extra innings. Craig Porter uste. out h 0 as ump "I felt if he could contain them for In moves off the field, Kevin by homering m eac game. Allensworth left the team. Fr h ·t h T B 1 a couple innings, with the w..., we es men pI c ers om roy es .Allensworth was batting .049. When Scott Br;"ndt d R b R· f d t' d thad. been hitting the ball," Brady ,.,... an 0 IX or con mue 0 said. the season began, Brady benched IT'S A HIT: Rivermen baseball player Mike Huntertakes a swing during a game against the University of impress Head Coach Jim Brady. , him in favor of Forbes. Indianapolis Tuesday afternoon. The Rivermen lost the first game 5-3, but won the nightcap 13-1. Head Broyles pitched a six hitter in the Rob Forbes finished the game by . Coach Jim 8ranv's h'lAm is 17-15_ League Votes No For Championship Soccer by Tom Kovach Southeast Athletic Director Marvin Nortaeast," he said. joining the MIAA next year. budget." . Southeast provided the MIAA sports editor Rosengarten said. He added that Wh ile no champion will be crow- Washburn University, Pittsburg "Schools with big budgets are with good competition and some when Southeast and Rolla found out ned next season, MIAA com- State and Missouri Western have able to. recruit. But why it was athletic directors are unhappy that Institution representatives from that UM-St. Louis, Northeast Mis- missioner Ken B. Jones said that cited either lack of funding or are turned down was because a couple of they are leaving the conference. the Missouri Intercollegiate souri State were in favor of having there is hope that more schools inti- looking to play in the future as athletic directors wanted to vote for "1 hate to see them drop out. We Athletic Association voted no conference play, the two schools tate soccer. "In the future, we reasons not play soccer next year. it and they had been directed by still think they were good to com- unanimously last week to forego just went ahead and voted with the should have six. Then we could Chuck Smith, athletic director at their presidents not to vote for it," pete against," Smith said. "I would championship soccer in the confer­ three schools. return to championship soccer," UM-St. Louis, said that soccer III the Schnell said. strongly urge my coaches to ence because five schools are par­ "At first we voted against it. But he said. MIAA is in a cloud currently. "We In other action, representatives schedule them." ticipating in that sport. According to then we just decided to vote for it," . In Decemher of 1988, reprep- were in favor of [no championship mapped out a two-year schedule for MIAA by-laws, at least half of the Rolla Athletic Director Billy Key resentatives from each institution soccer]. We think it's a loosely football and basketball. But a move "We hate to lose them," Key said. schools must particpate in a sport. said. made a unofficial pact to play each organized sport in the conference," by Southeast this summer may call But Athletic Directors from "Southeast is a very good institution "There just won't he a trophy. I other once. That decision became he said. the representatives back to the draw and it's a loss to the conference." Southeast Missouri and the Univer­ think it's important to hav e a confer- official at the meeting. UM-St. Another major move that could ing board to remodify the sity of Missouri-Rolla say that they Also on the agenda was a motion ence," Rosengarten said. Louis, Northeast Missouri State, have affected UM-St. Louis was to schedule. to cbange the conference name and wanted to keep soccer in the league. But Thomas Schnell, athletic Southeast Missouri University of offer non-resident athletes Southeast Missouri State Presi- When the vote came to make the the logo. Despite the addition of two committee chairperson at UM-St. Missouri-Rolla and Missouri scholarships, in which the athletic dent Dr. Bill Stacy said that a final Kansas teams to the league, rep­ decision, Southeast and Rolla dis­ Louis, said that decision "was no So uthern will play one game against department would have funded 100 decision about Southeast turning resentatives voted to retain the covered that UM-St. Louis, surprise. From a different point of each other next season. percent of the non-resident tuition. Division I will not be official until MIAA name and its logo. Northeast and Missouri Southern view it's an advantage to our Missouri Southern joins Missouri That action was turned down, but July 1. Stacy will let the represen- Names that were considered was had decided to vote against it. institution. We are the soccer Western, Washburn University according to Schnell, a favorable tatives know by the above date if the Mid-American Conference and "We and Rolla voted for it. " powerhouse, with the exception of (Kan.) and Pittsburg State (Kan.) in verdict would have "killed our Southeast makes the transition. the Mid-States Conference. Co nfidence r------~------, ·Cooper, Housk a Determined To Be Successful Softball Team Seeking Edge In Weekend MIAA Tournament by Tom Kovach and softball around the house. Her sports editor father coached a city softball league by Tom Kovach the way things are turning out. and Cooper got involved. sports editor "The few that aren't hitting are With an aura of confidence and Later, Cooper went on the road getting frustrated. We talked determination, freshman Kim with the American Softball Associa­ Women's Softball Coach Lisa about it and I said 'look at another Cooper and sophomore Lisa Houska tion. The group travelled to dif­ part of your game.' " seem to know what road they will ferent parts of the United States. Vogler knows the answer to suc- . ceeding in the Missouri Inter­ Monday, the Riverwomensplit take in the future Cooper and her brother then two games against Rolla and Lin­ These two-sport athletes have began to use the driveway as the collegiate Athletic Association Tournament in Rolla. The ques­ coln University. been interested in sports from the basketball court. This brother­ Sandy Hammonds surrended beginning. Cooper, a native of Cape sister relationship turned out to be tion she is asking her team is can they improve their overall only four hits, but two of those Girardeau and Houska, raised in ideal because Kim and Keith would were for home runs. A late rally Hermann, have grown up around attitude and their 22-13 overall spend time together shooting bas­ in the seventh fell short as the baseballs, basketballs and record toward the games this ketball. "We always did things Lady Miners handed the River­ televisions that broad casted sport­ weekend. together," she said. women a 2-1 defeat. ing events daily. Southeast Missouri State Univer­ "We just had trouble getting They can tell you story-book sity became another place where "Right now, we have been play­ endings about high school games or our bats gOing. There were a cou­ Cooper would learn more about the ing well. But we've got to find ple of base-running lapses," tales about how father, mother and game. Rooting for the Indians something to give us edge," brother spent time with . them, Vogler said. "We didn't play became a family affair. Vogler said. "I told them this bad." demonstrating the technique of a weekend is that if they want to Through the all of the victories The loss put the Riverwomen shot or a new method of hitting. and losses, Cooper managed to keep win to not put too much pressure Endless highways and land that above-average grades. When she on themselves. seems to go on miles, not to mention entered Notre Dame High School, it . With the exceptions Of a few long trips in a cramped van with was assumed that s,he would tryout hitters, Vogler is pleased with see SOFTBALL, page 7 roughly 13 other girls, take up half of for basketball. Little did anyone their school time. know what the first day of freshman The other half, though, is more . tryouts would bring to Cooper. important. School. The rigors of get­ "It was the first of tryouts and we Sports Briefs ting up after a tough loss or big vic­ 4 didn't have a lot of girls," Cooper Despite defeating the St. 16 proved to be almost fatal for tory must be put aside. The recalls. "I made it as a freshman and Louis University Billikens 6-3 the UM-St. Louis Riverwomen mornings are spent in the started. It was good experience for and sweeping Central Missouri classroom, the rest of the day on the me .because I started, got playing tennis team. The squad State on the road, UM-St. Louis field, and then it's back to an apart­ time, and it got me into [basketball] managed to win one match, but ment. Awaiting them at their living real quick." men's tennis coach Jeff Zoellner lost to some tough competition. quarters are two roommates, a bag Her high school coach Jerry Grim is upset over a recent match The Riverwomen were beaten ABOVE:Sophomore Lisa of laundry, a shopping list and a saw Cooper's potential to play bas­ against Northwest Missouri last Wednesday by Missouri Houska led the MIAA in assists 6-3 handful of bills to payoff. And to top ketball. He inserted her into the . State Bearcats. last season. She currently is the Western, then recoverd to nail it off, homework. line-up and she became a big star at starting center-fielder for the Last Friday, Northwest down a 8-1 victory over Culver The life of the two-sport athlete­ Notre Dame. When she ended her women's softball team. LEFT: scheduled two matches with the Stockton the next day. student. It takes mental, physical playing days, she had scored over Freshman Kim Cooper played a Rivermen and the Southern But Northwest and Lincoln preparation. It takes guts, deter­ 1,000 points. Other marks that key role in the early success of Illinois University­ . gave the Riverwomen trouble on mination and the confidence to Cooper set were for blocked shots :the UM-St. Louis women's bas­ stay ahead. and best carrer field goal percen­ Scott Brandt Edwardsville Cougars. Instead, April 14 and 15. ketball team. Cooper also plays And Cooper and Houska have tage. the Rivermen had to travel to "I consider Northwest Mis­ shortstop for the Rivel'Women them all. "My high school career was great. Edwardsville to meet Northwest souri and Lincoln the two visit was arranged. softball squad. I got a lot recognition," Cooper Cooper then ,signed a letter-of­ rather than playing the match at strongest 'teams in the con­ **** said. intent to play basketball at UM-St. home. The Bearcats defeated fernce," Women's tennis coach Cooper began her days as an But one thing that Cooper will Louis. "I really like the atmosphere tally. I see what it takes now and I the Rivermen, 5-l. Pam Steinmetz said. athlete in the City of Cape remember was the four frustrating here/, Cooper said. guess that is the biggest thing Zoellner said that he plans to Northwest and Lincoln han­ Gireadeau, about 100 miles south of years that Notre Dame could not be After graduating from high school needed to make it in life." protest the scheduling conflict . . ded the squad 6-3 and 9-0 loss St. Louis. The sport of choice is bas­ number one. They had to settle for as president of her National Honor Offthe cburt, Cooper is a big fan of Though the team lost one ketball. A Southern Missouri bas­ . respectively. second place. Society chapter, Cooper came to children. Her major is elementary match, the week was marked by ketball season is like Indiana "It's was always disapppinting .. . One of the hottest players cur~ college with the impression that it education. three wins, including 6-3 and 6-1 rently on the Riverwomen team basketball- night after night, week We always wanted to win," Cooper would be easier- enjoying freedom victories over Central Missouri is junior Peggy Fitz born. She nas after week, people pack into the said. away from parents and attending local hgih school gymnasiums as a **** State in Warrensburg. a record of 12-1 and together Cooper's success carried on to the classes in the mornings. But soon Moving from a suburb of a large .sense of basketball fever filters Mike Higgins continues to diamond where she played she learned a whole different city to a small town ~ith a popula­ with Anna Poole recorded the air. shortstop. Again, Cooper made the. ballgame. tion of 2500 can be a tough transi!\­ play well this season in the num­ straight-set singles victories Ken Cooper got his daughter team as a rookie and started at tion for some. But for Houska, going ber three and four position. His and later combined for a doubles involved in sports at a young age. shortstop. "We had a good team and "I thought it was cool 10.go to class from Ballwin to Hermann wasn't current record is 13-2. Other win. But above .all, Cooper's father good pitching." half the day and go to practice. But that difficult. singles players doing well stressed academics to her and she Since Cooper was born and raised things got a lot harder," Cooper "I love it out there. I like to hunt, include Dave O'Gorman (11-3), succeeded. Since kindergarten, in Cape Gireadeau, it was natural ODD admits. "I used to barely condition fish and ride my three-wheeler out Scott Pollard (9-5) and Brad Cooper as received many A's and a ·for the home-grown talent to stay and it's a big part here. There's so in the woods," Houska said. few B's. at home. Compton (9-4). The doubles tan­ The UM-St. LouiS golf team much preparation." The residents of Hermann also dem of Compton and Pollard are . "My dad pushed us. He wanted to But things didn't work out in the know a good thing what they see it. captured fourth place at the Lin­ get tire best out of me and Keith obvious way. Meanwhile UM-St. ''It really wasn't hard to adjust. 8-2. coln Invitational in Jefferson Living on I1JY own is different, but 1 And when Houska was one of the [Kim's brother]. We worked hard," Louis Men's Basketball coaches leaders to anchor the Hermann High -City. Brian Nelson shot a 78; Cooper said. Rlch Meckfessel and Paul Ellis saw like it nOw because of the indepen- . dence," Cooper said. Girls volleyball and basketball 000 Doug Mars: 81; Kurt Wichern The elder Cooper also got Kim Cooper play basketball. The two told and Tom Moore: 82; and Todd and Keith to start playing basketball Coach Mike Larson about her and a "I have seen myself grow up men- see ATHLETES, page 7 Four matches. from April 12- Bromfman; 90. April -20,1989 CURRENT page 7

ATHLETES from page 6 :team- te 8 sfate title in the same· ~Ol~t w'ltll seven secoMs remaining - ·played, we saw ' the ----mtWie demanded on a spot on the team. procrastinatioIl. "I would have been . had t6 get use lo. And When We---came­ year, t1!e whole town of ~rmanl! • against Monroe City High School in Hoosiers," Houska said. "I wanted to play. I asked the really bored," she said. "With play­ [to play the next game at home], hopped on the bandwagon to cheer the finals of a state championship Like Cooper -, Houska got iovol ved coach and I started," Houska said. ing two sports, you have to set your something inside ()f me told m~ their team on. game. ' . in sports because hep father, Don · Houska then went on to play learn priorities straight. I got an apart­ was going to be there," Houska "All the fans put their lights on 'Hermann took the inbound pass Houska had coached softball and the technique of volleyball in junior ment and all the bills are in my said. and followed our bus [to the state and the ball went to Houska. Houska Houska became the bat girl for the high. When she started out at Her­ name."- Also inside of Houska is the deter­ championship game]," Houska then threw the ball down court to a team. mann High, she got right back into At UM-St. Louis, Houska came off mination to be number one. Even if said. teammate and "She turned around When the family moved to Her­ three sports - volleyball, basket­ the bench to play once in a while. But she made most of her shots in a Perhaps the most memorahle and hit nothing but net." mann, Houska wanted to play bas­ 'ball and softbalL an injury to one of the players forced game, she's still driven to improve event for Houska and the entire Before the game, basketball ketball for her elementary schooL Throughout her high school play­ Larson to put her into the line-~p. herself. "I'm never satisfied. I won't town was an ending that every coach Doug Smith took the team to Since there were only 100-150 ing days, she received lots of press And that was when Houska made settle for second," she said. classmates at her school, there was player in basketball would like to see an inspirational movie about for her perfomance. But one t~ing her presence known throughout the Houska had originally come to no girl's basketball team. So she tell future generations. basketball that may be ironic to the that Houska has learned is that she MIAA with her ball-handling skills. play basketball for the River­ went up to the boys' coach and , H:ermann Hi~h was down by one ending of their, gam~. "Before '!He has to be active in order to thwart She raced ]last her opponents women. But after being named to because of all the long hours she the all-freshman team in the MIAA, 'spent on the driveway at their farm she desired to continue playing in Hermann "Lisa used to practice sports. • dribbling on a gravel road," Don Softball coach Lisa Vogler Houska recalled. approached Houska and asked her "When I came here as a freshman, to hit a few softballs. Vogler liked I played half of the game. I played a what she saw in Houska's ability and ROlUld little more when Kelly O'Neil was asked Houska to join the softball injur'ied," Lisa Houska said. team. So now Houska is the starting P With her playing the game more center'fielder and leads the team in now, one of the people who is still runs scored.· visible in the stands is the elder ~st Houska. Unlike Cooper, Houska is still No "He keeps all the stats. He helped undecided on a major. She said that me out. When we were in Florida, he she would like to go into some area wasn't there so it was something I of fitness and nutrition.

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Blue Me.tal Office Building All materials contained w4!hln thlS Issue 8001 Natural Bridge. Road are lile property Cif U'Iec'urrem and can not be reproduced or re.printed wjthtlllt Aldridge Not Involved II! Illegal Campaigning St. Louis, Mo. 63121 the expreSsed written: consent ·ot the Phone: (314) 5.S3-5174 Current and fts staff. ' To ,the ellitor: I count myself as one of the lucky that on Monday morning Karen and I were closed. I would say that was students because I know the truth. arrived at South Campus at 7:15 a.m . some heavy duty campaigninglt The Current is publisOOd weeklY on Thursdays. Advertislnl;! ratE!.s!1reavail­ I. . like most UM-St. Louis As a classmate and the roommate of and put flyers on the desks in the I hope that Student Court puts able upon request by contacting the Current Business Office at (~14) 553~ students, was appalled at the way Karen Aldridge, I guarantee SCCB. We attended class from 8 Karen Aldridge in a line-up for ·.5175. Space reservations for advertisement.s must be receh,..edDyflOpn SGA elections were handled. For­ [Terence] Small's allegations are a.m. to 9 a.m. Terence Small and his three wit­ Monday prior to the date of publicallon. tunately, good will come out of the untrue. . nesses so he can identify her. Since problems, with changes next year. Then Karen, myself, and about six he has only met her once, it could The Current, financed in part.qy student activities tees, fa not an official other classmates went to the lobby publication ofthe Unlv1;lf.sity of Missouri. The university is nCitresponsible for And yet, not all things from this For these reasons, I would like to be interesting. the Currenl's contents·and policies. election will be for the best. I am add at this point that Karen was of Marillac Hall to cast our votes. referring to the allegations made asked by several individuals to run We all did so, chatting among our­ I would like to conclude with three Editorials expressed in the paperreflect the CiPinjOn 01 the edito!'falstaff.Artk:les .. against Karen Aldridge. Her name for the pOSition of vice president. It selves. From there, we went to the thoughts, Why didn't Ter'ence con­ labeled "commentary" or "column" are. the Opin ion of the Ind~klual · Writer, has been plastered all over the front was not . a glory hunt or a resume cafeteria for coffee and to check our front Karen if he saw her violating page of the Current with rumors of builder for her. Compared to most of mailboxes downstairs. Our next the rules? Secondly, what was Small o 1 i89 ·the Current dishonesty. her achievements, VP of SGA would class was at 9:30 a.m. and lasted doing on South Campus himself? Ironically, this letter, standing up not be a big deal. She ran for the until 10:30 a.m. At that point, Karen Thirdly, can Small give back Karen Paul Thompson TomKQv.ch Aldridge's good reputation? I only editor apO$·edltor for her, will probably be stuck in the office to represent the students and reminded the rest of our classmates bottom oorner in the middle of the make some improvements. to vote (this is in the SCCB Room hope the Current gives Karen as Kevin Kleine St~a. nHo6d ..... paper. Students therefore will Terence Small and three wit­ 116). Then we stood around and much front page press when the managi ngl editor OOIIOOal cartooniSt . remember the slurs and assume any nesses say Aldridge was campaign­ talked in the hallways until our next allegations are proven untrue! statements denying the allegations ing at the South Campus Monday class at 11 a,m. By the next time . Mohammed Malik Scott Brandt are "political savvy." morning. Let me teU the university Karen was in Marillac Hall, the polls Sue Whipple diiector of buSiness affairs photograp/iyeC\lto~

.Jeanine $lh Cathy Dey Copy $:filar New SGA Administration Begins On A Sad Note reputation. I realize that many peo­ ing." Those "campaign materials" Terence Small ran on the idea that To the editor: he was honest and forthright, and, . Shawn M. Foppe ple don't prize honesty and ethics, in my hand happened to be my but I do and always have. • . ballots - one for Senate and one for trusting person that I am, I believed news 8dito( Imagine my anger and frustration Consequently, I am hurt and Assembly (one was green and one him. After the election was over, I when I read the charges leveled at ,.~rt.r,s: yellow - remember?) Silly me! I was even talking him up on South Paule~e Amaro me in the Current by Terence Small. angry that Mr. Small ,had the features editor JohnKlIgbre audacity to accuse me of elec­ thought that in America candidates Campus, telling people he could he L. T. . SummerS I was glad When your editor, Paul were allowed to vote. Does that not . the force that pulled us together if Ben Rogers . Thompson, had the kindness to call tioneering at the polls. Only a stupid Laura Berardino person would sit at the polls and occur on the UM-St: Louis we all got behind him. But I think he Eileeh ·Paclno me and get my side of the story assoC. fe.aiures ~to r, Greg Albers campaign, and I am riot stupid. campus? has shown us his true colors now . David W()r~man before the paper went to press. And how wicked of me - I actually Apparently, he'd rather be the · Brian Johnson I KeVin80yd . ran for vice president of the SGA On Monaay morning several of was talking to my classmates at· the wedge that drives us apart. What a with the idea that I could contribute my classmates and I went to the polls who happened to be the only sad way . to begin an to UM-St. Louis and its student South Campus polls to vote during people present. God forbid that I administration. body, not knowing that simply heing our morning break. Apparently, should talk to people with whom I in the race would cast slurs on my that's when I was seen "campaign- share my classes! Karen Aldridge Small Nominated' For 'Chicken. Little Aw ard~ To the editor: Mr. Small says he saw her at the the yellow Rothman/ Aldridge Judging from what I saw, Mr. pO.lling place with Rothman! literature. Maybe he is talking about Small's zeal, or po ssibly the zeal of .LEITERS. . POU£¥. Terence Small wins my nomina­ Aldridge literature on the table. I his friends, has caused him to mis­ tion to recieve the first annual didn't see that happen. But so what? the one minute tbat I call~ her over · interpret what occurred. In the The Curre.nt welcomes l~tters to UMSL "Chicken Little" · award for to ask advice about getting more future, I can only hope that he will th.e ~ditor . The writer's stud.ent his impersonation of said fowl dur­ The rule·s specifically allow voters blank ballots. I didn't see her put a number and phone · Iill.IIlber must . ing the recent SGA election. . letters. Non- to bring campaign literature to the knee on the table then, but even if develop a modicum of flexibility I was working the South Campus table when they vote. And she did she did, so~hat ? The simple fact is and trust in dealing with people, poll on Monday morning so I have a vote. that she and her classmates were in before the sky in his world crushes pretty good idea of what occurred, I the polling area for less than four us alL saw no evidence of campaigning by Maybe he even confused the minutes, and I saw noevid.ence of Karen Aldridge. yellow ballots I had on the tahle with campaigning. '" Doug Biggs

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