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[4] WEEKLY ALIBI OCTOBER 22-28 , 2015 deputies his dog was the one who was driving. new bicycle. When he saw her, the excited boy Whitney Beall, left a party in Lakeland on the A deputy in Manatee County spotted 26-year- ran toward his aunt to greet her. “All of a night of Oct. 9. According to police she was ODDS old Reliford Cooper III driving at a high rate sudden he was there in the air. I had to catch intoxicated and should not have been driving. of speed on the evening of Wednesday, Oct. 7. him and we tumbled onto the ground,” They know this because Beall used her cell After driving through at least two ditches, Connell said in court, according to the phone to live stream her drive home via D Cooper allegedly crashed his car into a house Connecticut Post . “I remember him shouting, broadcasting service Periscope. “I’m fucking N ENDS and fled on foot to a nearby church. ‘Auntie Jen, I love you’, and there he was drunk,” she declares on the broadcast, audibly A Churchgoers forced Cooper out and he was flying at me.” Connell claims she fell to the slurring her words. She also notes several times arrested. According to the police report, ground because of the happy hug and broke that her vehicle has a flat tire. In a Facebook WEIRD NEWS Cooper smelled of alcohol and burnt her wrist, although she never told anyone at post, Lakeland PD says it “began receiving 911 marijuana. He also told arresting officers, “I the party. “It was his birthday party and I calls from viewers of Periscope about a possible Dateline: New York wasn’t driving that car.” The police report didn’t want to upset him.” According to the drunk driver using the social media app The owner of a Mexican restaurant in NYC’s went on to note “Reliford continued to ramble lawsuit, “the injuries, losses and harms to the Periscope to broadcast herself.” The post goes Park Slope is offering a 10 percent stake in the without being questioned.” While offering plaintiff were caused by the negligence and on to note that, “as a result of the video being business to anyone who walks in the door—so deputies his unsolicited report on the evening’s carelessness of the minor defendant in that a streamed worldwide, numerous text messages long as they’re capable of devouring a 30- activities, he told them “My dog was driving reasonable eight year old under those were sent to the driver asking her to stop pound burrito. Don Chingon owner Vic Robey that car. I ran cause I wanted to. You ain’t circumstances would know or should have driving before she killed someone or herself.” has created the “Don Chingon Challenge”—a gonna find no drugs or guns on me.” Despite known that a forceful greeting such as the one The Lakeland Police Department said it does burrito described by the New York Daily News ratting out his canine companion, Cooper was delivered by the defendant to the plaintiff not provide officers “access to Periscope as an as looking like “a large toddler.” The steak- charged with DWI with damage to property, could cause the harms and losses suffered by authorized software tool,” but one officer used chicken-pork-rice-avocado-cheese burrito aggravated fleeing with injury or damage, the plaintiff.” While in court Connell said she his personal account to locate the driver. weighs in with an estimated 25,000 calories leaving the scene of a crash with property suffered from lingering wrist pain. “I was at a Based on his observations, the officer and costs $150. If you finish it all in one damage and resisting arrest. party recently and it was difficult to hold my eventually found Beall driving her 2015 sitting—including the salsa—you get a cut of hors d’oeuvres plate,” she testified. As noted in Toyota—complete with flat front tire— the restaurant’s business. According to the Dateline: Connecticut the Post , “Sean, whose mother died last year, eastbound on Carpenter’s Way. As the officer official rules, “any bathroom breaks or A jury deliberated less than 30 minutes before appeared confused as he sat with his father, approached, Beall’s vehicle “abruptly hit the discharge of bodily fluids of any kind will result dismissing the case of 54-year-old human Michael Tarala, in court.” Obviously the jury south curb with the right front tire/wheel.” in forfeit.” The current world record for resources manager Jennifer Connell, who was was not sympathetic to Connell’s pain and The driver failed standardized field sobriety burrito-eating sits at 14.25 pounds. suing her 12-year-old nephew for hugging her suffering, deliberating only 25 minutes and tests, refused to take a breathalyzer test and too hard. Connell was trying to sue Sean awarding her $0 in compensation. was arrested on charges of DUI. a Dateline: Florida Tarala for $127,000 based on an incident that According to the Bradenton Herald , a drunk happened at the boy’s 8th birthday party back Dateline: Florida Compiled by Devin D. O’Leary. Email your weird news to [email protected]. driving suspect who led authorities on a high- in 2011. According to Connell, she arrived at A 23-year-old woman was arrested after web- speed chase before he was arrested told the party to find the boy playing outside with a streaming her DUI live on the internet.

OCTOBER 22-28 , 2015 WEEKLY ALIBI [5] [6] WEEKLY ALIBI OCTOBER 22-2 8, 2015 NEWS | UNM WATCH NEWS CITY BY TY BANNERMAN Test Scores, Pot Doubtful It Stood Petitions and A good victory and a great loss Polluted Water BY AUGUST MARCH Polluted water from Gold King NM held its annual homecoming Mine to be treated festivities and I went to the big game. I’ve wo months after the EPA Ueschewed the cherry and silver over the accidentally released a flood of years, but as an alum occasionally think on Tcontaminated water into a tributary “the Harvard on the Rio Grande”—especially of the Animas river during a routine when it affects the greater Albuquerque abandoned mine inspection, things are community. And while certain aspects of the finally looking up for the polluted school are on the rise —perhaps even the perennially losing Lobo Football squad, it’s waterway. According to a story in the shocking to have confirmation that it’s still Durango Herald , the EPA has begun scandalous-business-as-usual for other parts of operating a portable water treatment my old school. plant at the site which is capable of I was thrilled to have access to University removing heavy metals, such as cadmium Stadium for the match-up featuring the Lobos and zinc, from up to 800 gallons of water and Hawaii’s Rainbow Warriors. It’s been eight per minute. At this rate, the treatment years since New Mexico had a winning season. process is expected to last for up to And though the program’s lifted itself out of 42 weeks. the nadir suffered under Mike Locksley, three years of sub-par performance under the direction of Notre Dame veteran Bob Davie PARCC exam scores released has led to shrinking attendance numbers and a his week, New Mexicans got their general decline in team spirit at home games. first look at scores from high school But, the parking lot showed no sign of Tstudents’ PARCC exams and, well, resignation nor wanly dispirited remnants of a we’ve got some work to do. According to fan base as my friend and I approached. Red a news release from the New Mexico flags with silver trim were waving, Interestingly, the Lobos came back at the But the report went on to note evidence Public Education Department, only about cottonwoods swayed in the breeze, students suggested that Ellingboe had “more likely last minute. 42.2 percent of students statewide gamboled across multiple grassy and concrete than not” engaged in consensual sexual After much of their audience—which reached “proficient” scores in Algebra I, surfaces and old-timers stopped and took relations with two former students and mostly seemed like UNM employees with a while more than 50 percent met or selfies of themselves amidst the fall foliage. few undergrads thrown in for sauce—had another professor (he vehemently denies The sounds of two marching bands— warming these presumptions), had fraudulently exceeded expectations in English. The vacated the stands and with less than a PARCC exams, which play a role in up and getting down—gave the environs a minute remaining, the Lobos found charged some private travel expenses to the determining whether students are eligible carnival-like atmosphere. The smell of fried vindication in the hands of reserve university (since re-paid) and most for advancement and graduation, were food added to the surrounding circus. quarterback Austin Apodaca and wide disconcertingly “The internal audit found implemented last year despite parent and We had great seats right on the 50 yard receiver Damien Gamblin. Their 28 yard that he inappropriately sent and received at line. The game was tumultuous, even double-move pass combo lifted the Lobos to least 442 sexual images from the Internet student protests Shakespearean in its war-like drama and victory 28-27 and I went home feeling like and e-mails on his university-issued foreboding. I cursed at the heavens (as night UNM was all right after all. computer—which he wiped of data before had fallen), at the luck of the home team and But my feelings of pride and triumph turning it in to the school’s investigators.” was rebuked by several fans who were afraid were short lived. The next morning, I read Ouch. Cannabis desert their children might find such verbiage both the Albuquerque Journal . Since victory was Ellingboe was “allowed” to retire in wo weeks ago, the New Mexico disheartening and disgraceful. ours (I felt affiliated again, by gum!) I June, which is a damn sight more dignified Department of Health issued medical At half-time, with the Lobos trailing 24-14 skipped the sports section and went right for a fate than what one presumes he would Tmarijuana growers’ licenses to 12 new I duly apologized for my language. I excused the heart of matters, skimming over a have gotten from fans disappointed in 8 producers. However, one of the potential myself from the stands to purchase and eat compendium of local news. And there it years of missed chances and poor scores. producers whose application was passed some fry-bread and a corn-dog slathered in was, tragic news about the college of Fine Though the former professor admits he over is now filing a petition with the mustard. It was damn good eating but I was Arts, the source of my identity as a Lobo. misused his official e-mail account and state Supreme Court asking for distracted from my gastronomical reverie. I Brad Ellingboe, a tenured professor in though Fine Arts Dean Kymberly Pinder reconsideration in light of the fact that noticed the crowd thinning and folks walking the Music Department, had an affair with a stated “At no time was the mission of the their operation would service patients in toward the gates with their heads bowed. Music Department or the College of Fine high-level administrator of the UNM the western portion of the state, an area Even as the Lobo Marching Band strutted Arts compromised...” it’s clear that Foundation, Samantha Starr. The affair currently unserved by growers or triumphantly, even as 3 different cheer leading Ellingboe’s lapses in judgment and behavior ended badly; afterwards Starr began a dispensaries. Karen DeSoto, who filed the squads urged the audience to buck up and wait have tarnished the school’s shine in a way pattern of harassment against Ellingboe and original application for licensure, argues for a glorious second half, people began to go. which makes a struggling football team’s ups his family, according to officials at UNM. that the lack of medical marijuana It was a trickle, but by the time I got back to Subsequently, a wide-ranging investigation and downs look radically insignificant providers in the Grant, Hidalgo, Catron my seat, I noticed how easy the navigation had was launched. The investigation found that in comparison. a and Cibola counties amounts to become, how a mid-size crowd inured to failure the relationship was consensual, that discrimination against patients in those if not profanity was in the process of although Starr had done the post-love moving on. hating, Ellingboe had not engaged in areas who qualify for therapeutic similar behavior. cannabis. a

OCTOBER 22-28 , 2015 WEEKLY ALIBI [7] [8] WEEKLY ALIBI OCTOBER 22-2 8, 2015 OPINION | ¡ASK A MEXICAN ! recent family dinner, one of my cousins was BY GUSTAVO ARELLANO telling the family his opinion of the word “Mexican.” He proceeded to say that the ear Mexican: I’m a white, college- word is racist and degrading and everyone educated, liberal, Democrat, socialist, should refer to people from Mexico as DUS citizen. I don’t have any problem “Cinnamon People” or “Cinnamons.” He with Mexicans coming here to get good jobs. said this because in his opinion, most people In fact, I don’t see the from Mexico have a light tint or shade of red “problem.” From your to their skin. So perspective, why are with this thought Republicans and in mind, I asked redneck dickheads so my Mexican into building that big friends at school fence on the border? I if “Mexican” is guess what I mean racist and is: If there are so degrading, and all many “illegal” but two just Mexican laughed at me. immigrants in A few people the US, what is have agreed stopping them with my from becoming cousin but “legal?” Is it still, I’m very really a question confused. Is of attaining “Mexican” a citizenship or is it racist word? I just plain ol’ ignant have seen racism? countless people call someone a —Taco Lover in “Mexican” at school and Houston get knocked out for it, yet I can refer to my Mexican friends as Dear Gabacho: Gracias for writing in, Bernie anything I want (partly because I’m half- Sanders! Love ya, but I don’t think you stand a Black and they can call me whatever they chance against that pendeja Hillary—but good like). Can you help me understand? Should for you for pushing her into Aztlanista mainstream America start referring to the territory. As for the preguntas : Republican Mexican people as “Cinnamons”? Or is my dickheads want to build a wall because it’s the cousin being ignorant/racist? Can you simplest “solution” to the immigration PLEASE help me understand this “problem” and is symptomatic of how out-of- conundrum? touch they are with America’s reality. They —Eager in Elizabethtown obviously don’t know that if we do build a 100-foot tall wall tomorrow on the US Dear Young Mujer: “Cinnamons”? At least -Mexico frontera , some chilango from Tepito your cousin didn’t suggest “wetbacks.” He’s not will build a 101-foot ladder the following day racist—one of the most romantic songs in the and the slide that goes with it, while a culichi Spanish language is the bolero standard “Piel will construct a tunnel underneath it that Canela,” which translates as “Cinnamon Skin” would rival the Lincoln Túnel . And it’s those and was immortalized by Eydie Gormé (yes, of same Republican cagaleches who are stopping lounge-lizards legend Steve and Eydie) with undocumented folks from becoming legal by Trio Los Panchos. That said, calling someone a failing to work with Democrats on a good “Mexican” can be racist, mostly if the person amnesty program. Hey, I get it: The GOP being called that isn’t a Mexican or if the knows that once we get the vote—and I know person saying that pronounces it “Messkin” I said this last week, but it bears worth and has a deportation cannon next to them. repeating—we’ll make them as irrelevant as a the payphone. Ask the Mexican at [email protected]. Be his fan on Facebook. Follow him on Twitter Dear Mexican: Let me start out by saying @gustavoarellano or follow him on Instagram that I’m a HUGE fan of your newspaper @gustavo_arellano! columns. I’m writing you this because at a alibi.com has more! Venue details, maps, web links, social media links and extra info in our expanded event listings.

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In celebration of this glorious Attendees to this free event titled stick in my ear, for rhythms which make me still participate by dressing like one and attending relationship, Albuquerque’s ¡Explora! will be “Albuquerque Herbalism Wild Food Foraging” want to move my body, for harmonies which I Thrill the World on Oct. 24. Expert dance-zombies partnering with Ponderosa Brewery to present at the Taylor Ranch Library will likely be can follow and which can surprise and delight will be on hand to teach you the moves and Science of Beer, a 21-and-over evening of talks, surprised by the abundant yield of their me.” Also on the morning’s program, Chatter Roadrunner Food Bank will be collecting non- experiments, activities and tastings designed to backyard. 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Los Lunas Middle School (423 Main SE, (2500 Carlisle NE). $20 -$28. 4 -10pm. 888 -3311. Los Lunas). $12 -$15. 6:30 -8pm. 620 -0327. alibi.com/e/166591. alibi.com/e/166321. MINDFUL SEX: GET OUT OF YOUR HEAD AND INTO BED JOIN ALBUQUERQUE ROLLER DERBY 7-9pm. See 10/22 Learn the basics of mindfulness, breathing techniques listing. and easy-to-use cues to bring yourself back to a more MAIZE MAZE Explore an 8-acre corn maze, complete a present and fulfilling intimate experience. Self Serve scavenger hunt and paint pumpkins. Weekends through (3904 Central SE). $15 -$20. 8:30pm. 265 -5815. 10/31. Los Poblanos Open Space (1701 Montano NW). alibi.com/e/165346. $0 -$20. 10am -5pm. alibi.com/e/165445. NEW MEXICO CHILD ABUSE PREVENTION SUMMIT MANDY’S FARM 2ND ANNUAL HARVEST FEST Featuring a Workshops in parenting education and support, child variety of activities for all ages and abilities including a abuse prevention skills and strategies, reducing barriers to haunted barn, horse rides, bouncy house, live music, childrens’ well-being and personal and organizational pumpkin painting, a petting zoo and more. Mandy’s Farm resilience and reflective practices. Domenici Center for (346 Clark SW). FREE entry. 1 -4pm. 503 -1141. Health Education Auditorium (1001 Stanford NE). alibi.com/e/165829. 8am -5pm. alibi.com/e/167875. NEW MEXICO CHILD ABUSE PREVENTION SUMMIT PARENT’S NIGHT OUT: SPOOKY SCIENCE Enjoy a night out 8am -5pm. See 10/23 listing. (or in) while your child has fun at Explora. Staff will lead exhibit exploration and special activities. Get creative with QUARANTINE: ORIGINS $20. 6:30 -11pm. See 10/22 listing. glow in the dark gloop and make spooky floaters. Explora! THRILL THE WORLD ABQ 2015 A worldwide simultaneous (1701 Mountain NW). $15 -$45. 5:30 -10pm. 224 -8341. “Thriller” dance to benefit Roadrunner Food Bank. alibi.com/e/166451. Roadrunner Food Bank (5840 Office NE). FREE, QUARANTINE: ORIGINS $20. 6:30 -11pm. See 10/22 listing. donations or nonperishable food accepted. 2:15 -4:15pm. 247 -2052. alibi.com/e/165877. See TAMING THE TIGER WITHIN This interactive workshop will offer Event Horizon. participants ways to learn to help reduce and manage stress in their lives. Greater Albuquerque Habitat for TRICK-OR-TREAT FOR UNICEF Snacks, cider, costume Humanity ReStore (4900 Menaul NE). 10 -11am. Comm Cal continues on page 12 OCTOBER 22-28 , 2015 WEEKLY ALIBI [11 ] Comm Cal continued from page 11 GENTLE YIN-STYLE YOGA This welcoming, all-levels class provides gentle movements to release tension from the parades and Halloween fun in honor of the 70th shoulders, back and hips. You! Inspired Fitness anniversary of the founding of the United Nations. (1761 Bellamah NW). $10. 6:45 -7:45pm. 433 -8685. Albuquerque Center for Peace and Justice alibi.com/e/125351. (202 Harvard SE). FREE, donations accepted. 3 -5pm. HEART OF RECOVERY MEDITATION GROUP A 20-minute 836 -6557. alibi.com/e/167793. sitting meditation, a reading and group discussion, TURNING ON THE HEAT Learn basic maintenance and shut followed by announcements and a brief closing down of swamp coolers, efficient furnace operation, meditation. Albuquerque Shambhala Meditation Center spotting trouble signs on hot water heaters and flushing to (1102 Mountain NW). $5. 6 -7:30pm. 717 -2486. extend hot water heaters’ efficiency. Greater Albuquerque alibi.com/e/141123. Habitat for Humanity ReStore (4900 Menaul NE). MASTERING THE BJ: INTERACTIVE SKILLS Bulk up your 10 -11:30am. 359 -2423. alibi.com/e/165847. blowjob résumé with this hands-on (a dildo) workshop WATERMELON MOUNTAIN RANCH ADOPT-A-THON 10am. taught by Self Serve Manager Hunter Riley. Self Serve See 10/23 listing. (3904 Central SE). $15 -$20. 7:30pm. 265 -5815. WATERMELON MTN RANCH HALLOWEEN PET COSTUME alibi.com/e/165347. CONTEST 1st, 2nd and 3rd place prizes awarded for MORNING MEDICAL QIGONG The original MogaDao Qigong best pet costumes, as well as a best of show prize. All form, created by Master Zhenzan Dao, to be one participants recieve a free goodie bag for their furry seamless, flowing form that nourishes all of the organs of friend(s). Watermelon Mtn Ranch Everyday Adoption the zangfu system of traditional Chinese medicine. Ceter (350 Eubank NE). 1pm. 505 -298 -4122 ext. 5. MogaDao Institute (703 Camino de la Familia, Suite alibi.com/e/167679. See Event Horizon. 3103, Santa Fe). $10. 8:30 -9:30am. (503) 780 -5905. alibi.com/e/166546. THE THREE I’S OF AWAKENING Learn about identification, SUNDAY OCT 25 imagination and inner-considering to help awaken your 25TH ANNUAL EQUESTRIAN CUP Enjoy the skill and the thrill soul and connect to Spirit. Whole Woman Center of a Hunter Jumper Competition, a silent auction, artists, (418 Central SE). 7:30 -9pm. (877) 312 -7922. fashion, live music, a kids corral, craft beers, local wines, alibi.com/e/167469. culinary delights and more. Expo New Mexico (300 San TODDLER TIME A chance for toddlers four and under to Pedro NE). $0 -$75. 11:30am -6pm. alibi.com/e/166708. explore early-childhood exhibit areas, enjoy stories and 2ND ANNUAL CESOSS ACEQUIA MUERTOS FUN RUN & join in a music jam. Explora! (1701 Mountain NW). WALK All proceeds from this event are used to support Included with admission. 9am. 224 -8300. the CESOSS Leadership Institute. Honoring acequias with alibi.com/e/129404. poets, speakers and arts and crafts for kids. La Plazita @ WALLY FUNK ON THE MERCURY 13 A guest lecture for Space Sanchez Farms (1180 Arenal SW). $15 -$25. and New Mexico class. University of New Mexico 8:30am -12:30pm. 304 -8724. alibi.com/e/167382. (1 University NE). 2 -3:30pm. 225 -5866. BEYOND MEDITATION: COMMUNITY HU CHANT Chanting this alibi.com/e/165962. once-secret name for God, HU, has helped people ZUMBA WITH SABRINA’S Z CREW It’s 60 minutes of dancing, throughout time find inner peace and divine love. All sweating, laughing and having a blast. Exercise in faiths/beliefs welcome. Eckankar Center (2501 San disguise. Maple Street Dance Studio (Alley Entrance) Pedro NE). 10:30 -11am. 265 -7388. (3215 Central). $5. 4:25 -5:25pm. 620 -0327. alibi.com/e/164782. alibi.com/e/166329. BOXTOBERFEST FREE for spectators. See 10/24 listing. CHERRY HILLS TOASTMASTERS Event empowers individuals TUESDAY OCT 27 to become more effective communicators and leaders. Albuquerque Center for Spiritual Living BENTLEY ZUMBA $5. 5:45 -6:45pm. See 10/22 listing. (2801 Louisiana NE). 3 -5pm. 298 -3682. FOUNDATIONS OF ECSTASY Learn the elements of touch, alibi.com/e/134706. dance and play with Monique Darling and Peter Petersen. GALLOPING GRACE YOUTH RANCH’S PUMPKIN PATCH See Self Serve (3904 Central SE). $15 -$20. 7:30pm. 10/22 listing. 265 -5915. alibi.com/e/165349. GLOBAL SUSTAINABLE DEVELOPMENT GOALS What are GALLOPING GRACE YOUTH RANCH’S PUMPKIN PATCH See they? Who are they for? How can we help them succeed? 10/22 listing. Monika Johnson, describes the goals recently adopted at HERBALISM SERIES 1 In this five part series, learn how herbs the United Nations Sustainable Development Summit. can treat many acute and chronic illnesses including Albuquerque Friends Meeting House (1600 Fifth respiratory infections, digestive illness and more. The Street NW). 4:30 -6pm. 836 -6557. alibi.com/e/167794. Source (1111 Carlisle SE). $135. 6 -8pm. 265 -5900. MAIZE MAZE $0 -$20. 10am -5pm. See 10/24 listing. alibi.com/e/160315. MEDITATION FOR KIDS In this lighthearted and fun class, SECRETS OF THE NIGHT Head to the Sandias on a full moon children learn how to build a space of inner strength and night just before Halloween to experience the mountains confidence by developing their good qualities. Kadampa after dark. Learn about owls and take a moonlit hike. Meditation Center (8701 Comanche NE). $3 per child Sandia Mountain Natural History Center (60 Columbine, suggested donation, parents free. 10 -11:30am. Cedar Crest). 6:30pm. (505) 281 -5259. 292 -5293. alibi.com/e/165657. alibi.com/e/166273. PRAYERS FOR WORLD PEACE Bring meaning to your Sunday morning by learning how to practically bring more peace WEDNESDAY OCT 28 and happiness into the world. Kadampa Meditation Center (8701 Comanche NE). $10 suggested donation. CONSTRUCTING EXTRAORDINARY THREESOMES Have you 10 -11:30am. 292 -5293. alibi.com/e/165653. ever thought about bringing in another playmate for you PUBLIC MEDITATION SITTING Join in for a public sitting. and your partner, even if just for one night? Learn more Meditation instruction is available upon request. with Monique Darling and Peter Petersen. Self Serve Albuquerque Shambhala Meditation Center (3904 Central SE). $15 -$20. 7:30pm. 265 -5815. (1102 Mountain NW). 10am -noon. 717 -2486. alibi.com/e/165351. alibi.com/e/132020. CREATIVE STARTUPS ACCELERATOR 2015 DEMO DAY Nine QUARANTINE: ORIGINS $20. 6:30 -11pm. See 10/22 listing. teams give fast-paced presentations showing off their SPIRIT OF THE LOTUS CHURCH SERVICE The Church is the startups. Talk to entrepreneurs and the Creative Startup nurturing aspect of God, helping you to experience Mentors who are visiting Albuquerque from around the US. freedom and liberation by uniting you with divine Spirit. All Factory on 5th Art Space (1715 Fifth Street NW). 6pm. are welcome as there is unity in diversity. Awaken to 977 -9643. alibi.com/e/167365. Wellness (1704 Moon NE, Suite 10). 11am -noon. GALLOPING GRACE YOUTH RANCH’S PUMPKIN PATCH See 261 -8983. alibi.com/e/163453. 10/22 listing. SUNDAY STRESS BUSTERS DEEP FASCIA RELEASE CLASS A HANDS-ON WORKSHOP WITH HUE RHODES Hue provides super-relaxation circuit training helpful for recovery from startups and entrepreneurs with a framework for using long-term stress, PTSD and chronic pain. Orange Yoga storytelling to mobilize customers, gain traction in new (7528 Fourth Street NW). $10 -$15. 6 -7:45pm. (917) markets and secure investment. Hotel Andaluz 535 -9530. alibi.com/e/160418. (125 Second Street NW). $28. 9 -10:30am. 400 -1176. WATERMELON MOUNTAIN RANCH ADOPT-A-THON 10am. alibi.com/e/166583. See 10/23 listing. PUB CRAWL-OWEEN Put on your best costume and pedal your way through Downtown with the Duke City Pedalers. MONDAY OCT 26 Albuquerque Tourism & Sightseeing Factory (219 Central NW). $25. 6pm. 200 -2642. FOUNDATIONAL BELLY DANCE CLASS! Learn to utilize layers alibi.com/e/167626. of timing, isolations, footwork, finger cymbals and more. WHOLE TONING A gentle way of centering and connecting with Maple Street Dance Studio (Alley Entrance) your natural intuition and guidance through breath, tone, (3215 Central). $15. 7 -8:30pm. 238 -2194. movement and conscious intention. Maple Street Dance alibi.com/e/165560. Studio (Alley Entrance) (3215 Central). $10. Noon -1pm. GALLOPING GRACE YOUTH RANCH’S PUMPKIN PATCH See 818 -8762. alibi.com/e/165461. 10/22 listing. [12 ] WEEKLY ALIBI OCTOBER 22-28 , 2015 OCTOBER 22-28 , 2015 WEEKLY ALIBI [13 ] ARTS | FeATuRe Night of the Interactive Theater Blackout Theatre puts guests in the thick of the zombie apocalypse H S BY MAGGIE GRIMASON L A W

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The enveloping experience of Quarantine is changing that and flipping notions of of what theater can be. “Our greatest goal is traditional theater on their head. Say goodbye making theater something that everyone feels to the fourth wall, everybody. they can participate in,” said Andersen. With Quarantine: Origins is the third installment “… You become a character in Quarantine , “we’re intentionally trying to in an ongoing live theater production created remove peoples’ bias about what a play is and by the members of Blackout that takes place the play and self-revelation is where a theater can exist.” There’s a potency every October. Crafted across acres at Rio in both the horror genre and Blackout Grande Community Farms (1701 Montaño inherent to that experience.” Theatre’s rejection of traditional dramatic NW), this year actors tell the story of how the values that increase theater’s flexibility, world came to be overrun with zombies. expanding the possibilities of the genre. There Through cult ritual, religious zeal and dark are connections and insights to be had in the necromancy, the undead have inherited the that both the players and the audience get to “Most forms of entertainment can’t create tangle of corn stalks, under the stars, and to world of the living and inevitably, they’re create. “It’s a different show every night,” these bonds and encourage introspection the the chorus of screams at Quarantine that can’t hungry. Previous years of Quarantine have Andersen said, “preparing and responding to way interactive theater can,” Andersen be gained through a night at home watching faced visitors with the challenge to escape how the audience will react is the most continued, “you become a character in the television. “You can’t put a show on on from the city into the safety of New Mexico’s intriguing challenge for everyone involved in play and self-revelation is inherent to that Netflix and become completely engaged like wilderness and pitted them against a terrifying the production.” experience. That’s what makes me think that this, to become part of a different world the journey to a secured facility for the living. That shared experience might not create this is where theater needs to go in the future.” way you can with this show,” Andersen said. Each year, the story grows and expands, as does the most positive reactions—Andersen Audiences seem only too happy to be swept up He pauses before adding, “we don’t want the number of visitors. mentions that attendees have thrown set in the action and play along with the story people to feel like they can get away … until “I think theater should be visceral and pieces at the actors and kicked through doors that the actors of Blackout Theatre, their guest they do.” In the midst of this ambitious immediate,” Andersen said in between sips of when fear and adrenaline rile them—“but it artists and volunteers are creating with modern horror theater, actors and playgoers coffee. “We want to make theater something does allow for connection, even if you walk impressive acumen. There’s no telling what alike struggle to the exit of the maze with the that surrounds you. That’s what separates it away thinking, ‘Man, humanity sucks.’” effect the gore and terror will have on undead at their heels, emerging having from film and other art forms. You can really Regardless of what fear can reveal in ourselves attendees. Powerful emotions like the fear experienced some of the best theater that become a part of it, a character.” When asked and each other, audiences are excited about induced by the brainless but hungry, fast Albuquerque has to offer, and that in itself is a if he thinks the shape of modern theater is the tangible connections that are created moving zombies of Quarantine can be happy ending. Catch insights and an changing to become more immersive, when fiction and reality become uncomfortable. “You question if that’s how you adrenaline rush with the living dead before Andersen’s answer is an emphatic “yes.” indistinguishable and they have a genuine would really react to an experience like this,” Oct. 31. While those younger are permitted Finding yourself in the thick of the action, experience together. “In modern society it can Andersen said. with a parent, the thrills of the maze are best rather than passively observing a play from the be really hard to connect with others, it’s The resulting effect of the story created enjoyed by guests 16 and up. Visit darkened aisles of a traditional theater is a special and unusual to have these interactions when audiences and players interact is quarantineabq.com powerful and shared artistic expression, one with strangers,” Andersen said. fascinating and revitalizes traditional notions for times. a

[14 ] WEEKLY ALIBI OCTOBER 22-28 , 2015 OCTOBER 22-28 , 2015 WEEKLY ALIBI [15 ] MATRIX FINE ART Burlesque, Yoga, Sex and Love Book Launch. Join local award-winning author Dr. Anne Key Arts Lit for the launch of her second memoir with a book & signing and live burlesque. 6 -8pm. 268 -8952. alibi.com/e/167824. See Event Horizon. Calendar ART NEW MEXICO MUSEUM OF NATURAL HISTORY AND SCIENCE Colors of Nature in New Mexico . The new exhibit, NatureScapes Photo Salon 2015, celebrates the many THURSDAY OCT 22 beautiful colors occurring naturally in the land, sky, minerals, flora and fauna of New Mexico. Included with WORDS regular admission. 9am -5pm. 841 -2802. MAXWELL MUSEUM OF ANTHROPOLOGY Photographs as alibi.com/e/164939. Technology and Idea . Devorah Romanek discusses the STAGE expanding relevance of visual culture and the elusive nature of photography. 7:30pm. 277 -1400. AUX DOG THEATRE Dark Stars . An unlucky American actor is alibi.com/e/167344. propelled by misfortune to New Zealand where he unearths the forgotten story of Australia’s most popular SOUTH BROADWAY CULTURAL CENTER Memoir Writing black entertainer of the 19th century, Irving Sayles. Workshop . Learn how to pass down your family’s unique $15 -$20. 8pm. (917) 710 -4870. alibi.com/e/165838. story and traditions. Workshop includes interviewing techniques, simple equipment and freewriting. 6:30 -8pm. BOX PERFORMANCE SPACE AND IMPROV THEATRE The 848 -1320. alibi.com/e/166373. Show . Using audience suggestions and any absurd ideas that cross their minds, improvisers create scenarios and ART songs that are hilarious and preposterous. $8 -$10. ART GALLERY STUDIO 606 Convergence/Divergence . A 8-10pm. 804 -5685. alibi.com/e/163230. Also, Comedy? collaborative show featuring the Distractionists. 1 -6pm. Albuquerque’s DIY comedy troupe provides improv, sketch 453 -0423. and music. $8. 9:30pm. 404 -1578. FREEFORM , Santa Fe Aftermath . Reactions to cataclysm and alibi.com/e/135358. evolution; works by Kelly Eckel. 692 -9249. DESERT ROSE PLAYHOUSE Proof . The daughter of a recently alibi.com/e/163496. deceased mathematician must fight to prove the FREESTYLE GALLERY I Went to the Woods . New figures, authorship of a landmark proof that is discovered among whatnots, oddities and landscape paintings of the forest her father’s papers. Written by David Auburn. $12 -$15. and mountainous scenes of the Manzano Mountains by 8pm. 881 -0503. alibi.com/e/167559. Santiago Perez. 11am -5pm. 243 -9267. EAST MOUNTAIN CENTRE FOR THEATRE , Sandia Park My alibi.com/e/166434. Shrink Is Killing Me . Murder Mystery Dinner Theatre: JEAN COCTEAU CINEMA , Santa Fe Harry O. Morris Exhibition . Someone winds up dead and it’s up to Lieutenant Starks alibi.com/e/166833. and Detective Adams of the NYPD to solve the crime. JEWISH COMMUNITY CENTER NM Watercolor Society . New $8 -$35. 6:30 -9pm. 286 -1950. alibi.com/e/164424. Mexico Watercolor Society features 60 local watercolor FOUL PLAY CAFE , Sheraton Uptown Elaine Whales and the artists. 892 -3781. alibi.com/e/166055. Mummy of King Khufu . American reporter Elaine Whales is NEW MEXICO ART LEAGUE Biologique . An art exhibition covering the unveiling of the newly-discovered mummy of inspired by nature. 293 -5034. alibi.com/e/165385. King Knum-Khufu. She finds herself with the story of a RICHARD LEVY GALLERY Magician’s Table . New works from lifetime. $58. 7 -10pm. 377 -9593. alibi.com/e/161656. Jay Kelly, Jenna Kuiper and Matt Magee. 766 -9888. SONG & DANCE alibi.com/e/162400. AFRICAN AMERICAN PERFORMING ARTS CENTER , Expo NM SANTA FE ART COLLECTOR GALLERY , Santa Fe Plein Air A Journey through Music . Highlights music from various Painters of New Mexico Members’ Annual Juried decades and styles. The troupe serves an educational Exhibition . Featuring artwork by PAPNM members painted mission of training artists to be well-rounded performers. exclusively outdoors. 9:30am -7pm. 988 -5545. $10. 7pm. 221 -0426. alibi.com/e/167431. alibi.com/e/161806. APPLE MOUNTAIN MUSIC Medieval and Traditional Ballads STAGE and Songs . Music from Scandinavia, Europe, India, the THE ENGINE HOUSE THEATER , Madrid The Tequila Plays . British Isles and North America. $15. 7 -9pm. 353 -2790. Takes the absurd, horrific and comedic stories straight out alibi.com/e/165345. of Joe West’s imagination and brings them to life on stage. FILM $20. 8 -10pm. 989 -7470. alibi.com/e/164317. GUILD CINEMA Rocky Horror Picture Show Anniversary . Do NATIONAL HISPANIC CULTURAL CENTER Estoy en el Rincón . the Time Warp with Dr. Frank-N-Furter, Janet and Scott. Salomé Martínez-Lutz’ story of three generations of a $20. 10:30pm. 450 -4706. alibi.com/e/164202. Hispanic family who struggle with alcohol. $10 -$18. KIMO THEATRE Reel Rock 10 Film Tour . Climbing films take 7:30pm. 724 -4771. alibi.com/e/167771. you on a wild expedition across the jagged peaks of STAGE @ SANTA ANA STAR , Bernalillo Stand-up Comedy Patagonia, into a rowdy competition in backwoods Thursdays . Chad Thornsberry, Jesse Thomas and Eddie Arkansas and up onto challenging high balls and big Tafoya perform. $10. 7:30pm. 771 -5680. walls. $10. 7 -9pm. 768 -3544. alibi.com/e/166476. alibi.com/e/164427. OUTPOST PERFORMANCE SPACE JC Abbey: Ghana’s SONG & DANCE Puppeteer . A screening of 15 puppet shows featuring ALBUQUERQUE LITTLE THEATRE Legally Blonde: The Musical . traditional ethnic dances and animal stories, as well as A fabulously fun, international award-winning musical the legacies of highlife, Afro-jazz, reggae and more with based on the adored movie Legally Blonde. $14 -$24. filmmaker Steven Feld. $5 -$10. 7:30 -9:30pm. 268 -0044. 7:30pm. 242 -4750. alibi.com/e/164259. alibi.com/e/162925. ELIZABETH WATERS CENTER FOR DANCE, UNM MAIN CAMPUS Now/Next/Dance . A flamenco student choreography showcase by Artistic Directors Eva Encinias- SATURDAY OCT 24 Sandoval and Amanda Hamp. $8 -$12. 7:30pm. ART alibi.com/e/167391. FILM NATIONAL HISPANIC CULTURAL CENTER Women Incorporated Fall Market . Browse unique wearable art, NATIONAL HISPANIC CULTURAL CENTER Latino Americans: jewelry, textiles, home decor, apparel, accessories, Foreigners in Their Own Land (1565-1880) . The first major ceramics and gifts for everyone. 10am -4pm. 660 -3653. television documentary series to chronicle the rich and alibi.com/e/166598. varied history and experiences of Latinos, who have STAGE helped shape the US over the last 500+ years. 7pm. 246 -2261. alibi.com/e/166698. BOX PERFORMANCE SPACE AND IMPROV THEATRE The Show . $8 -$10. 8pm. See 10/23 listing. Also, The Blue OLD SAN YSIDRO CHURCH , Corrales Made in New Mexico: A Show . The Show takes its comedy to the dark side for a Selection of Clips . Journalist, writer and film historian, Jeff blue, adults only show. Not too dark, not too light, but Berg, presents a program on pieces of films that were shot somewhere deviously over the appropriate line. $10. in New Mexico. 7pm. alibi.com/e/167869. 9:30 -10:30pm. 404 -1578. alibi.com/e/166755. SOUTH BROADWAY CULTURAL CENTER Up . 78-year-old Carl Fredricksen travels to Paradise Falls in his home equipped SONG & DANCE with balloons, inadvertently taking a young stowaway. In ALBUQUERQUE LITTLE THEATRE Legally Blonde: The Musical . Spanish with English subtitles. 4 -6pm. 848 -1320. $14 -$24. 7:30pm. See 10/22 listing. alibi.com/e/166368. ALBUQUERQUE MUSEUM OF ART AND HISTORY Tracey Whitney Trio . Listen to amazing soul music, eat food and see art. 2 -5pm. 243 -7255. alibi.com/e/164355. FRIDAY OCT 23 HOPE EVANGELICAL CHURCH Route 66 Sound & Duke City WORDS Jazz Band . The award-winning a cappella ladies of Route 66 Sound Chorus present their favorites from five years of HASTINGS , Juan Tabo Elyse Russo Book Reading and harmony. $10 -$15. 4 -6pm. 386 -0260. Signing . A local author and retired teacher reads from her alibi.com/e/165842. book, Dates From Hell and Other Places: Mostly Funny Poems About My Search for Mr. Right . 5 -7pm. 296 -6107. alibi.com/e/166403. Art Cal continues on page 17 [16 ] WEEKLY ALIBI OCTOBER 22-28 , 2015 SONG & DANCE Art Cal continues on page 16 ALBUQUERQUE LITTLE THEATRE Legally Blonde: The Musical . INDIAN PUEBLO CULTURAL CENTER Traditional Native $14 -$24. 2pm. See 10/22 listing. American Dance . Since time immemorial, Pueblo CIBOLA HIGH SCHOOL Rio Rancho Symphonic Band . “A communities have celebrated seasonal cycles through Symphony of Colors”, featuring the music of Norman Dello prayer, song and dance. A showcase of dance groups from Joio, Clare Grundman, John Cacavas, Henry Fillmore, 19 Pueblos. $4 -$6. 11am -2pm. 843 -7270. Alfred Reed and Reinhold Gliere. 3 -4:30pm. 250 -1773. alibi.com/e/159053. alibi.com/e/167520. OLD SAN YSIDRO CHURCH , Corrales James D’Leon . The ELIZABETH WATERS CENTER FOR DANCE, UNM MAIN internationally reknowned pianist plays an eclectic mix of CAMPUS Now/Next/Dance . $8 -$12. 2pm. See 10/22 classical, jazz, tango and contemporary music. $22 -$25. listing. 7:30pm. alibi.com/e/162927. INDIAN PUEBLO CULTURAL CENTER Traditional Native OLD TOWN PLAZA World Singing Day . Join Soli Musica, American Dance . $4 -$6. 11am -2pm. See 10/24 listing. Expressions of Joy, The Enchanted Mesa Show Chorus and LAS PLACITAS PRESBYTERIAN CHURCH , Placitas Katie The Madrigal Singers to unite the world through the Mahan . Steinway pianist Katie Mahan plays a program positive experience of singing. Noon -2pm. 311. titled Debussy, Gershwin and the 2 Faces of Beethoven . alibi.com/e/166706. $15 -$20. 3 -5pm. 867 -8080. alibi.com/e/167618. OPEN SPACE VISITOR CENTER Full Moon Concert with Last LAS PUERTAS Chatter Sunday: Gardening at Gropius Call . Enjoy an evening of swing music. 5 -7pm. 897 -8831. House. Music from Bach Sonata No 1 in G Minor, work alibi.com/e/167438. by Neil Rolnick, David Felberg on violin, James T POPEJOY HALL , UNM Center for the Arts The Most Beautiful Shields conducts and Richard Wolfson performs poetry. Cello: Bailey Plays Dvorák . World-renowned cello $5 -$15. 10:30 -11:30am. alibi.com/e/164047. See superstar Zuill Bailey plays Dvorák’s “Cello Concerto”– Event Horizon. widely considered to be the best and most beautiful cello NATIONAL HISPANIC CULTURAL CENTER Aida . Set against concerto ever written. $20 -$68. 6pm. 925 -5858. the exotic backdrop of war and conquest in ancient Egypt, alibi.com/e/167855. Aida follows a love triangle of two powerful women and SOUTH BROADWAY CULTURAL CENTER Show Up & Show Out the man they both love. $15 -$90. 2pm. 246 -2261. 2015 . A night of gospel music. $15 -$25. 7 -10pm. alibi.com/e/167871. 848 -1320. alibi.com/e/162928. FILM TORTUGA GALLERY Acoustic Alchemist . Renee LeBeau is KIMO THEATRE Adam’s Rib (1949) . Starring Spencer Tracy skilled in creating a sound field for healing and lifting the and Katharine Hepburn, a husband and wife take spirit of all participants. Experience the Hang Drum and opposing sides as lawyers in an attempted murder trial. the Gong Temple. $15. 6 -8pm. 506 -0820. $6 -$8. 2 -3:30pm. 768 -3544. alibi.com/e/166552. alibi.com/e/165679. LEARN MONDAY OCT 26 NEW MEXICO MUSEUM OF NATURAL HISTORY AND SCIENCE Origami Jack-o-lanterns . Combine traditional ART origami with simple circuitry for a new twist on an old JEAN COCTEAU CINEMA , Santa Fe Harry O. Morris Exhibition . Halloween classic. Learn the basics of electronic paper See 10/22 listing. art. $13.50 -$15. 1 -4pm. 841 -2802. JEWISH COMMUNITY CENTER NM Watercolor Society . See alibi.com/e/165954. 10/22 listing. FILM GUILD CINEMA Rocky Horror Picture Show Anniversary . $20. TUESDAY OCT 27 10:30pm. See 10/23 listing. SONG & DANCE SUNDAY OCT 25 FIRST UNITARIAN CHURCH Roy Zimmerman . “The Faucet’s on Fire!” is 90 minutes of Zimmerman’s hilarious, rhyme- WORDS intensive original songs. $18 or pay what you can. 7pm. BOOKWORKS Finding the Buddha: A Dark Story of Genius, 884 -1801. alibi.com/e/167582. Friendship and Stand-up Comedy . A book signing and TONY HILLERMAN LIBRARY Floozy . Hear electro-acoustic folk reading with the author, Eddie Tafoya. 3pm. 344 -8139. punk by an all-female trio from Albuquerque. 6 -7pm. alibi.com/e/167870. 291 -6264. alibi.com/e/166762. JEWISH COMMUNITY CENTER 2015 JCC Book Fest & Author FILM Series: Letty Cottin Pogrebin . Her new novel tells the story FANS OF FILM CINEMA CAFE & ROASTER Fret for your Latte . of the son of Holocaust survivors who promises his dying YouTube Documentary Hour. Come learn to swim! 1 -3pm. mother he will marry within the Jewish faith. He must 934 -7592. alibi.com/e/158831. reconcile this vow with the reality of his true soul mate. $10 -$15. 2pm. 348 -4500. alibi.com/e/163746. ART WEDNESDAY OCT 28 JEAN COCTEAU CINEMA , Santa Fe Harry O. Morris Exhibition . WORDS See 10/22 listing. BOSQUE SCHOOL John Quinones Book Talk and Signing . The JEWISH COMMUNITY CENTER NM Watercolor Society . See ABC News Correspondent and producer of “What Would 10/22 listing. You Do” speaks about integrity through his newly LAS PLACITAS PRESBYTERIAN CHURCH , Placitas Placitas published book. $25 -$250. 6pm. 898 -6388. Artists Series Opening Reception . Featuring pottery and alibi.com/e/164040. jewelry by LuAnne F. Aragon, oil and pastel paintings by JEWISH COMMUNITY CENTER 2015 JCC Book Fest & Author Barbara Clark, mixed media by Diane Orchard and Series: Jesscia Fechtor . A newly-wed graduate student photography by Erica Wendel-Oglesby. 2 -3pm. 867 -8080. loses her sense of smell and the sight in her left eye when alibi.com/e/167619. aneurysm burst in her brain. Her recovery takes place at NATIONAL HISPANIC CULTURAL CENTER Women her stovetop. $25. 11:30am. 348 -4500. Incorporated Fall Market . 10am -4pm. See 10/24 listing. alibi.com/e/163747. SANTA FE ART COLLECTOR GALLERY , Santa Fe Plein Air ART Painters of New Mexico Members’ Annual Juried CIVIC PLAZA Walking the Solar System for ArtCOP21 . Do the Exhibition . 9:30am -7pm. See 10/22 listing. walk to reaffirm the environmental health of planet Earth STAGE as essential for the preservation of our humanity. An AUX DOG THEATRE Dark Stars . $15 -$20. 3pm. See 10/23 exercise in imagination. 12:30pm. 242 -1445. listing. alibi.com/e/167846. DESERT ROSE PLAYHOUSE Proof . $12 -$15. 2pm. See 10/23 UNM ART BUILDING, ROOM 252 INSIGHTS: Harriet Rae listing. Beaubien . She has been an objects conservator at the THE ENGINE HOUSE THEATER , Madrid The Tequila Plays . Smithsonian Institution’s Conversation Analytical $20. 3pm. See 10/22 listing. Laboratory since 1988. 5:30pm. 277 -6773. MAX’S MAGIC THEATRE Chris Zaccara: The Magic and alibi.com/e/167674. Mayhem Evening Show . Family-friendly magic and fun. STAGE $12.50 -$15. 6 -7pm. 255 -2303. alibi.com/e/166554. TRICKLOCK PERFORMANCE LABORATORY Her Murder MUSICAL THEATRE SOUTHWEST The Rocky Horror Show . A Ballad . A movement-based, musically rich, socio-politically newly-engaged couple get caught in a storm and come to charged theatrical experience drawing from a variety of the home of a mad transvestite scientist unveiling his new performance styles, featuring an all-female ensemble. creation, a muscle man named Rocky Horror. $20 -$22. $0 -$25. 8pm. alibi.com/e/167857. 4-6pm. 265 -9119. alibi.com/e/163203. FILM NATIONAL HISPANIC CULTURAL CENTER Estoy en el Rincón . KIMO THEATRE Brand: A Second Coming . Chronicles $10 -$18. 7:30pm. See 10/22 listing. actor/comedian/activist Russell Brand on his journey VSA NORTH 4TH ART CENTER Trotsky & Frida . By Leonard from addict, self-proclaimed narcissist and Hollywood star Koel, the story of Leon Trotsky and his wife Natalia Sedova to political disruptor and newfound hero to the in Mexico under 24-hour security in the home of artists underserved. $14.50. 7 -9pm. 768 -3544. 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From 2009 to 2013, I Hours: 6:30am to 4pm, Monday through Thursday when I was putting another forkful into my barbecue sauce and cherries, perhaps—or use often spread my books out on that table as I 6:30am to 8pm, Friday and Saturday mouth that I thought to myself, “God will wrote essays for class or pored over stories a fancy beef with a catchy and exotic punish me for eating this.” 8am to 2pm, Sunday from fellow students. Starting in August of sounding name—wagyu or kobe—or you can I was far happier with the chilaquiles, a 2012, I composed more than a few start making it out of things that stretch the Vibe: Modern diner Mexican breakfast staple that has been restaurant reviews in that space. Extras: Central Avenue weirdos I grew to think of it as my own and would definition of the name, like wild boar or gaining more prominence in Albuquerque silently seethe whenever anyone else dared rattlesnake. Or—and why not?—you can turn The Alibi recommends: Inside-out burger, lately. At Central Grill, the tortilla wedges are to sit there. It was mine, dammit, and coffee it inside out. chilaquiles fresh fried in a red chile and hiding beneath a with raspberry blackout cake just didn’t taste This is the route Central Grill and Coffee cooked-to-order egg. I prefer an over-medium as good anywhere else in the café. House elected to pursue with its signature, if But now, it seems I must relinquish it for huevo and after cutting into it, the yolk good. Because the Downtown Flying Star is not-so-originally-named, Inside-out burger. A spread beautifully over the chip-and-chile closing on Oct. 23. plain looking patty on a bun is served with W foodscape. This red packs some serious heat, ve S Restaurants come and go and it is always the usual accoutrements—lettuce, pickle, al A entr but it’s the kind of heat that encourages you to sad to see another one close its doors and tomato—to the side. Take a bite and the 56 C know that its employees will soon be looking 20 eat faster so you can experience as much of for other jobs. But reading the news about burger erupts into an oozy magma of cheddar the savory meal before your mouth catches this particular closure last week made me cheese and meat. It tastes like any good fire. A side of beans and cubed breakfast think about the way these quasi-public cheeseburger should, but the texture potatoes completes the dish. With every item spaces grow to hold a part of our own accomplishes the goal set out by the stories in their walls, even as we sometimes complimenting the other, the temptation to take them for granted. “signature” label: this is a burger that you will mix them all together Flying Star has been such a titan of the remember. into one spicy, cheesy, Albuquerque food scene for so long that it Central Grill, which took up residence on salty, eggy breakfast often seems invincible. When its first the stretch of Central just outside of Old medley proved too restaurant opened in 1987, Albuquerque Town sometime last year, is one of the crop of residents boasted about their town having a strong to resist. world-class coffee shop, but time, familiarity new diners that embraces the aesthetic of The chile makes and multiple locations have made it so that yesterday’s greasy spoons while offering another appearance Burqueños are more likely to complain about house-made meals with high- in the carne the prices these days. Even last year, when quality ingredients. It’s the Star closed its Santa Fe and Bernalillo adovada burrito, of locations, it seemed a minor event to many, a cozy—maybe too cozy when it course, which offers stumble that happened outside of the Star’s gets busy around peak lunch up the traditional home turf, but nothing that really affected time and customers seated in the slow cooked, our town. What was it doing expanding out front room might find capsaicin-marinated pork nestled with there anyway? But now, with this impending closing, a themselves face-to-butt with eggs and potatoes inside a full-to-bursting new era has dawned. Whatever financial customers waiting to order at the tortilla. It’s a great burrito, but what surprised troubles are affecting Flying Star have hit counter, but the size is perfect me the most was the price. This is a huge item home. For me, it’s personal: My very favorite when it’s quieter. If things are too hectic and it will feed a normal sized appetite for two table in town will soon be closed off and it’s inside and it’s a temperate day, try out the a bit like losing an old friend. My memories of meals, but only costs $4.95, making it easily working there will become just that— expansive patio where you can watch the one of the best breakfast deals in town. memories, never to be relived. Route 66 traffic go by and get a little more leg Route 66 has hosted many greasy spoons Tonight, as a way of saying goodbye, I room at the same time. over the near-century since its inception and intend to stop by the restaurant, take up my The Grill seems to have a flair for taking old perch with a slice of raspberry blackout it’s good to see that the tradition is now being cake, focus on my memories and hope that standard diner items and giving them enough kept up by the new breed of modern diners. this company, which has done so much good of a twist to make them stand out while still It’s especially heartening when the food is as for our city over the years, can edge its way remaining a fine specimen of their original good and cheap, as it is at Central Grill back toward invincibility. a species. Take the “crazy good” hotcakes. On and Coffee House. a the one hand, yes, they’re pancakes, but on [18 ] WEEKLY ALIBI OCTOBER 22-28, 2015 theme each week. Albuquerque Rail Yards (777 First Food Street SW). FREE. 10am -2pm. alibi.com/e/141167. TASTE FOR THE TROOPS Cooking classes for the armed forces: active duty and veterans. Learn how to prepare Calendar delicious meals, from purchasing ingredients to preparation, cooking, serving and storing food. New Mexico Veterans Memorial (1100 Louisiana SE). THURSDAY OCT 22 10am -noon. alibi.com/e/162064. LOS ALAMOS FARMER’S MARKET Los Alamos Mesa Public TUESDAY OCT 27 Library (2400 Central, Los Alamos). 7am -12:30pm. (575) 581 -4651. alibi.com/e/161579. ABQ UPTOWN GROWERS’ MARKETS Locally grown produce NOB HILL GROWERS MARKET Fresh vegetables, seasonal and locally made crafts. All produce is picked within 24 fruit, local butter, honey, eggs, French breads and pastries hours of being available. Presbyterian Hospital and frequent musical guests. Morningside Park (Lead and (1100 Central SE). 7am -noon. alibi.com/e/163034. Morningside SE). 3 -6:30pm. alibi.com/e/162442. FRIDAY OCT 23 RAINWATER HARVESTING BASICS Learn basic techniques to understand your rainwater supply and some harvesting strategies. Greater Albuquerque Habitat for Humanity ReStore (4900 Menaul NE). FREE. Noon -1pm. 359 -2423. alibi.com/e/165846. SATURDAY OCT 24 ABQ UPTOWN GROWERS’ MARKETS Locally grown produce and locally made crafts. All produce is picked within 24 hours of being available. ABQ Uptown (2200 Louisiana NE). 7am -noon. alibi.com/e/162855. ALBUQUERQUE HERBALISM WILD FOOD FORAGING Join herbalist Dara Saville for an introduction to local wild foods. Learn how to identify and make use of the many weeds and native plants. Taylor Ranch Library (5700 Bogart NW). FREE. 1 -2pm. 897 -8816. alibi.com/e/164168. See Event Horizon. COOKING CLASSES Eat, play and learn at this fun and exciting hands-on cooking class. Cinnamon Sugar & Spice Cafe (5809 Juan Tabo NE). $59. 5 -8pm. 492 -2119. alibi.com/e/158674. DOWNTOWN GROWERS’ MARKET Featuring fresh produce, local goods, kids’ activities and live music. Robinson Park Bread from the MORGUEFILE.COM (Eighth Street & Central). FREE. 7am -noon. 252 -2959. farmer’s markets alibi.com/e/134063. LOS RANCHOS GROWERS’ AND ARTS/CRAFTS MARKETS Local food, arts and crafts. Costume Day. Los Ranchos Growers’ Market (6718 Rio Grande NW). FREE. 8am -noon. alibi.com/e/162843. SCIENCE OF BEER An evening of engaging talks and activities about the science and history of this wonderful beverage, while enjoying beer tastings, live music and a cash bar. Explora! (1701 Mountain NW). $8 -$10. 6:30 -10pm. 224 -8341. alibi.com/e/166452. See Event Horizon. SOUTH VALLEY GROWERS’ MARKET Produce from local growers, live music and crafts in a bucolic semi-rural setting. Cristo Del Valle Presbyterian Church (3907 Isleta SW). 8am -noon. 877 -4044. alibi.com/e/164272. SUNDAY OCT 25 MILE-HI FARMERS MARKET Featuring farm-fresh produce, herbs, artisanal goods, healthy-living workshops, backyard chickens, baked goods, fresh coffee, live music and fun for the whole family. Alvarado Park (2000 Alvarado). FREE. 11am -2pm. alibi.com/e/165891. RAIL YARDS MARKET Food, produce, art, music and activities in the historic Blacksmith Shop building with a different Science of beer nights MORGUEFILE.COM

OCTOBER 22-28 , 2015 WEEKLY ALIBI [19 ] [20 ] WEEKLY ALIBI OCTOBER 22-2 8, 2015 Chowtown DOWNTOWN ADIEUX CAFÉ a rotating guide to restaurants we like 420 Central SW, 243-0028 • $$ suggest a restaurant or search for more at: [AMERICAN ] Their hours seem to change w alibi.com/chowtown monthly, but Adieux Café is still serving up excellent beer and sandwiches in the heart of These listings have no connection with Alibi advertising Downtown. Most nights, they’re open late for a pint and bite, which remains a welcome addition to Downtown’s noctural culture. Food Havens ESPRESSO FINO 222 Gold SW, 268-1858 • $ [COFFEE/TEA/ESPRESSO ] This cute, Italian-styled for Introverts café is tucked between Gold Street Caffé and Le Troquet in one of Downtown’s most desirable dining districts. The rest of the place A & B’S LUNCHBOX follows suit with bello hand-pressed espresso 414 Central SE, 312-8819 • $$ (tea, too), paninis and other Euro-centric [COFFEE/TEA/ESPRESSO ] The dining patio at A & treats. B’s Lunchbox is a perfect way to enjoy the generously sunny weather Albuquerque brings LINDY’S DINER year-round. While the menu is quaint, the 500 Central SW, 242-2582 • $ breakfast burritos, sandwiches, paninis and [DINER ] Open late on the weekends! We like gluten free options make for a satisfying and Lindy’s for their retro-ish décor and Downtown affordable lunch break. Try the carne adovada convenience. The food here is pretty typical panini and soak up the sun at this EDo shop. diner fare with breakfast all day, a good amount of New Mexican (including Frito pie!) FRESH SQUEEZED! and Greek specialties thrown into the mix, , 453-5081 • $ served in hefty portions. There’s also a nifty [HOT DOGS ] When she’s taking time out from espresso bar. scouting locations for locally filmed television shows, Cyndy McCrossen runs Fresh ZENDO ARTESPRESSO Squeezed! with her son Weston and daughter 413 Second Street SW, 926-1636 • $ Penelope. They serve up fresh lemonade and [COFFEE/TEA/ESPRESSO ] The decor here is limeade, New York-style egg creams, organic minimalist-to-non-existant, but Zendo makes European-style hot dogs and other retro up for the barebones aesthetic by serving an treats. array of near-perfect espresso drinks and by committing to support local arts and music HUMBLE COFFEE COMPANY events. Speciality beverages include a 4200 Lomas NE, Suite C, 289-9909 Mexican latte—white chocolate and [COFFEE/TEA/ESPRESSO ] The coffee is excellent, cinammon—and, of course, the Heisenberg— with all the usual espresso-based concoctions made with six shots of espresso and dusted on hand. There are a variety of baked goods with sky blue sugar crystals. At least, we hope on hand as well, mostly produced by local that’s sugar. newcomer New Mexico Pie Company. EAST MOUNTAINS IRRATIONAL PIE , 273-0603 • $ GREENSIDE CAFÉ [FOOD TRUCK ] Irrational Pie has some of the 12165 Hwy 14 North, 286-2684 • $$ best American-style pizza I’ve ever had. My [AMERICAN ] Next to Triangle Grocery on Hwy. personal test to find good pizza is order a 14, Chef/Owner Jay Wulf’s Greenside Café is Margherita Pizza, it’s simple and just delicate light and airy with a few hidden booths that enough to know if a chef knows what they’re are a refuge from the hustle of the dining doing, and they certainly have that here. It’s a room—and the city below. While you’re up food truck, so they’ll likely be near you at there, sit down to a lovely spinach salad or a some point during the week (if not, it’s worth “Sangre de Cristo”—a sandwich similar to a seeking them out). Monte Cristo with ham, turkey, Swiss and cheddar cheeses, green chile and grilled, egg- THE SCOTTISH PIE SHOP battered Hawaiian bread. It goes great with a , 933-9567 locally brewed ale. Everything’s made in- [FOOD TRUCK ] The chef may not have a brogue, house, including the ice cream. but you’d never know it from the food. Using family recipes, the Scottish Pie Shop serves FAIRGROUNDS up as authentic a shepherd’s pie or plate of bangers and mash as you’re likely to find in CESAR’S MEXICAN & GREEK this sun-baked land. Finish off your Celtic 5300 Lomas NE, 256-8017 feast with a bag of shortbread cookies and [GREEK/MEDITERRANEAN ] While the food is hit or you’ll swear that you can hear bagpipes from miss here, you can always count on some just up the ridge. space for quiet contemplation, whether you’re inside or at the drive-thru. The Mexican food is

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KEY: $ = Inexpensive $8 or less | $$ = Moderate $8 to $15 | $$$ = Expensive $15 to $20 | $$$$ = Very Expensive $20 and up OCTOBER 22-28 , 2015 WEEKLY ALIBI [21 ] Chowtown continued from page 21 VIET TASTE 5721 Menaul NE, 888-0101 • $ space for quiet contemplation, whether you’re [VIETNAMESE ] Who doesn’t like a hot, inexpensive, inside or at the drive-thru. The Mexican food is filling bowl of pho? Or a tank of sweet-and-sour slightly more consistent. soup with catfish? Having a light lunch of a papaya salad with shrimp and an avocado shake THE COOPERAGE is just the thing to shake off days of stress and 7220 Lomas NE, 255-1657 • $$$ too many cheeseburgers. Nothing on the menu [STEAKHOUSE ] The Cooperage is old-school costs over 10 bucks. Albuquerque, right down to the dusty light fixtures. The barrel-shaped steakhouse has been NOB HILL a standby for 30 years thanks to its mile-long complimentary salad and soup bar, aged steaks FAN TANG (at a place like this, prime rib is king) and a big 3523 Central NE, 266-3566 • $$ dance floor that’s always packed on the [ASIAN ] The historic building at the corner of weekends. Central and Carlisle yields a spacious dining room with booths, tables, free wi-fi and dog- FAR NORTHEAST HEIGHTS friendly patios. Inside, the Zeng family (of Chow’s Asian Bistro) have retained their focus on quality FLYING STAR CAFÉ ingredients and traditional family recipes. The 4501 Juan Tabo NE, 275-8311 • $$ menu draws freely from many Asian cultures with [AMERICAN ] Winner of Best Casual Dining, Best an emphasis on Chinese. Try the coconut curry Veggie Burger, Best Toast, Best Healthy Breakfast with tofu or a bowl of seaweed noodle salad. and Best Desserts in our annual restaurant poll. Sure, you go in thinking you’ll be good and get a THE LAST CALL skinny latte and a tossed cobb salad, but five 102 Richmond NE, 369-6102 minutes later somebody’s saying “apple pie with [AMERICAN ] The Last Call is one of the best late- ice cream” and the voice is coming from your night-eateries in town. They consistently have mouth. Give in. It tastes good. excellent food with plenty of vegetarian options. While it’s packed after midnight, if you go when MR. TOKYO JAPANESE they open (5:05pm), there’s virtually no line. In RESTAURANT other words, nothing standing between you and a 11200 Montgomery NE, Suite 44, 292-4728 • taste of heaven. The Cali burrito with veggies is $$ perfection, but we highly recommend the fish [JAPANESE ] Since we’re long past the point when tacos and truffle grilled cheese. Catch them while sushi was considered too exotic for New Mexico, you can, Nob Hill denizens: rumor has it that Last it’s time to start paying attention to other fine Call will soon be relocating Downtown! Japanese favorites like tempura, hibachi-grilled meats and seafood, teriyaki without the La Choy, LIMONATA ITALIAN STREET FOOD and the beauty of udon noodles. Mr. Tokyo is CAFFE modestly sized, moderately priced and an 3222 Silver SE, 266-0607 • $ excellent place for a quick, relaxing lunch or a [ITALIAN ] This sunny café occupies the sweet spot quiet dinner with friends and family. in The Village at Silver and Wellesley vacated by Café Giuseppe. Giuseppe regulars will be happy MIDTOWN to know Limonata still offers killer espresso, now paired with a large array of mouth-slavering HURRICANE’S CAFÉ AND DRIVE-IN Italian treats. Try the prosciutto panini, the 4330 Lomas NE, 255-4248 • $ antipasto platter for two or stock up on authentic [AMERICAN ] A whole crew of parade-goers could Italian groceries in the market. split Hurricane’s ginormous disaster burrito and still have leftovers to go around. Come back later MANNIES RESTAURANT for a typhoon burger (beef, bacon, cheese, grilled 2900 Central SE, 265-1669 • $ onions and Thousand Island dressing), a marvel [AMERICAN ] Mannies is a little neighborhood diner of mouthfeel—all those juicy toppings! It’s a that’s actually quite large. A Nob Hill mainstay for killer, especially with a giant order of curly fries. If decades, you’re sure to see someone you know if you want the ground to crack beneath your feet, you eat here for breakfast on the weekend. One order the earthquake burger: two patties and of our favorite dishes is the marvelous BLT with double cheese. thick slabs of bacon, a nest of shredded lettuce and a generous slathering of mayo. Winner of NAPOLI COFFEE 2013’s Best Comfort Food and Best Greasy 3035 Menaul NE, 884-5454 • $ Spoon. [COFFEE/TEA/ESPRESSO ] This is the kind of friendly, local and, above all, comfortable coffee shop MODEL PHARMACY that has become a rare breed since the caffeine- 3636 Monte Vista NE, 255-8686 • $ laced heyday of the mid-’90s. Napoli Coffee [DINER ] There are more members of AARP than offers a warm and inviting sitting area near a UNM students at this University-area lunch fireplace that makes it a perfect hangout spot on counter, but it has nothing to do with the food. a chilly winter’s day. You can pick up all the usual There are also more women than men filling the espresso drinks here as well as sandwiches, tables, though that’s understandable. After all, burritos and pastries. The only real downside is half of the building is dedicated to fancy soaps, the location: stuck in the middle of a generic hairbrushes, jewelry and perfumes. But this strip mall off of Carlisle. pharmacy (which doesn’t take insurance and therefore fills few prescriptions) is full of mysterious contrasts and pleasant surprises. The

KEY: $ = Inexpensive $8 or less | $$ = Moderate $8 to $15 $$$ = Expensive $15 to $20 | $$$$ = Very Expensive $20 and up [22 ] WEEKLY ALIBI OCTOBER 22-28 , 2015 roasted turkey breast and house-made brisket, NORTHEAST HEIGHTS and Model has the Best Soda Fountain in Albuquerque, according to our readers. BILLY’S LONG BAR 4800 San Mateo NE MONTE VISTA FIRE STATION [BAR AND GRILL/PUB ] Billy’s darkened decor 3201 Central NE, 255-2424 • $$ creates the perfect dive bar ambience without [AMERICAN ] With sometimes too-loud live music compromising food or beer. The beer selection is and a party-hard crowd, it’s usually best to avoid extensive, over 50 different beers are offered on this place on the weekends. But stop in for a late draft. The menu is surprisingly substantial, as lunch or weeknight burger and a beer, and you’ll well. While most vegetarian options are get a different experience. The beef here is grass- appetizers, it’s worth the trip—especially for the fed, New Mexico-grown, and steroid- and Hellfire chips! The servers are friendly but antibiotic-free, and the cooks at Monte Vista attentive (but not overly-so). deserve praise for what they do with it. The freshly ground burgers are juicy and big, the FEDERICO’S MEXICAN FOOD steak frites hit the spot, and the beef skewers are 1109 Juan Tabo NE, 271-6499 • $ tender and one of the best deals on cow in town. [MEXICAN ] The thought of a restaurant without And if you do brave the weekend crowd, you’ll be green chile scares the crap out of most New rewarded by bowls of mussels served with your Mexicans, but if you can get past the initial choice of several sauces, including coconut curry, shock, the authentic Mexican food at Federico’s Mexican and classic French. Served with a grilled is good and good for you. The cheap prices don’t baguette to soak up a small sea of broth, it’s a reflect the grande portions, or the top-rate quality great way to fill a belly for $10. of the ingredients, and the place is open 24 hours every day. Take the kids, take the dog or TWO FOOLS TAVERN just take yourself out for late plate of authentic 3211 Central NE, 265-7447 • $$ tacos, burritos, chimichangas and an ice-cold [BAR AND GRILL/PUB ] Deep-frying may well be a horchata. Your stomach and your wallet will thank Scottish national pastime, pursued with the you in the morning. same extremist zeal as soccer hooliganism and pub patronage. Sink your teeth into one of the LE PARIS FRENCH BAKERY breaded and fried items Two Fools Tavern offers 1441 Eubank NE, 299-4141 • $ and you’ll understand why. This British Isles-style [FRENCH ] The baguettes at this little Northeast pub is the brainchild of successful restaurateur Heights storefront and café are phenomenal— Tom White (Scalo and Il Vicino). Highlights many of the city’s best restaurants use Le Paris include perfect fish and chips, buckets of beer, as their house bread. Not familiar with French scads of Scotches and Saturday and Sunday food? The friendly staff will happily steer you in brunch with, of course, live Celtic music. the direction of one of the light breakfast and lunch offerings. Don’t skip anything involving NORTH VALLEY chocolate.

MURPHY’S MULE BARN OWL CAFÉ 9700 Second Street NW, 898-7660 • $ 800 Eubank NE, 291-4900 • $ [AMERICAN ] This is honest, no-frills American diner [AMERICAN ] There’s a certain tangible thrill that food without the diner. The ambience feels a bit comes with eating in the hollow gullet of a giant like a large, ranch-style living room that’s been bird of prey, especially when you’re tearing into a converted into a neighborhood restaurant. juicy green chile cheeseburger. Swoop in for the Chicken-fried steak and biscuits and gravy kill with a peanut butter or coffee milkshake—and abound in massive portions and are every bit as leave no survivors! Voted Best Green Chile good as your childhood memories. And if you skip Cheeseburger 2013. dessert, you’re only cheating yourself out of seriously delish homemade pies and cakes REBEL DONUT lovingly made by Granny. 2435 Wyoming NE, 293-0553 • $ [BAKERY/SWEETS ] Donuts exotic and mundane, hot

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KEY: $ = Inexpensive $8 or less | $$ = Moderate $8 to $15 $$$ = Expensive $15 to $20 | $$$$ = Very Expensive $20 and up OCTOBER 22-28 , 2015 WEEKLY ALIBI [23 ] lauded for their “Breaking Bad”-inspired Blue Sky Turtle Mountain is one of the few places west of donut and other equally creative specialty the river where you’ll find house-brewed ale. donuts. Voted Best Donuts for 2013. Don’t leave without trying the thin-crusted pizzas or a calzone. Oh, and order some root beer for OLD TOWN the kids—that’s made here too. CHURCH STREET CAFÉ SOUTH VALLEY 2111 Church NW, 247-8522 • $$ [NEW MEXICAN ] This warm and welcoming café POP FIZZ occupies one of the oldest houses in 844 Bridge SW, Suite B, 508-1092 • $ Albuquerque. Look for it behind the San Felipe [ICE CREAM/SMOOTHIES/GELATO/FRO-YO ] Brothers de Neri Church, and don’t miss out on the Lorenzo and Carlos Alvarez, along with father enchiladas, adovada or tamales. There’s posole Rafael, whip up frozen Mexican style paletas and with your choice of red or green chile, and the ice cream with natural ingredients like real fruit Navajo taco is delicioso ! We won’t tell anyone if and organic cane sugar. You won’t find high you wolf down a few sopaipillas drenched in fructose corn syrup here, but you will discover honey. Grandma Alvarez’ horchata and limeade recipes, as well as exotic ice cream and paleta creations DURAN CENTRAL PHARMACY like guanabana, mimosa and, our favorite, 1815 Central NW, 247-4141 • $ avocado. [NEW MEXICAN ] The ladies here make their own tortillas, rolling out perfect little discs of dough SOUTHEAST and heating them on the griddle until they become huge, puffy pillows ready to receive a CERVANTES RESTAURANT & heap of chile and runny-yolked egg. And they’ve LOUNGE been doing it the same way since 1961. Don’t be 5801 Gibson SE, 262-2253 • $$ stupid. Go to Duran’s, and do not leave without [NEW MEXICAN ] Ah, Cervantes. It represents ordering something involving a fresh flour tortilla, Albuquerque as we like to think of it: unbound by preferably in combination with their fantastic red trends, adorned in velvet paintings, sometimes chile. Voted Best Red Chile for 2015. sketchy but mostly just full of good people. Its 1970s-style dining room is the perfect backdrop LITTLE ANITA’S for ordering timeless, home-cooked New Mexican 2105 Mountain NW, 242-3102 • $ food and eating until you’re stuffed. Be sure to sit in the bar section and take advantage of their [NEW MEXICAN ] Little Anita’s menu is New Mexican jukebox to take in the full mood and energy of to the core, with enchiladas, burritos, carne this Albuquerque gem. adovada and stuffed sopaipillas. The red chile is generally milder than their green but is seasoned just right. Consistency, generous portions and fair THAI HOUSE prices make Little Anita’s an Albuquerque 834 San Mateo SE, 255-5930 • $$ mainstay—not to mention its many locations [THAI ] Though the brightly lit, minimalist ranging from full-service dining to quick and easy atmosphere leaves something to be desired, the take-out counters. The Old Town location offers mouthwatering dishes at Thai House (formerly the best of both worlds. Open for breakfast, lunch Thai Ginger—same owners, same cook) have us and dinner. drooling like Pavlov’s poodle. There’s a lunch buffet, but order off the menu, paying special PONDEROSA BREWING COMPANY attention to the noodle dishes (like Drunken 1761 Bellamah NW, 639-5941 Noodles) that are this restaurant’s specialty. Vegetarians will feel at home, too. [BAR AND GRILL/PUB ] Another brewery jostles for recognition in the crowded Albuquerque market place. This one, an expansion of a Portland, VICK’S VITTLES Oregon outfit, offers a tastefully appointed and 8810 Central SE, 298-5143 • $ classy dining area and a menu of pub-inspired [AMERICAN ] This cowboy-themed diner used to be gastro-delights like fish and chips, burgers and called Roper’s Restaurant, but new ownership the like. As far as the beer is concerned, has taken over and changed the name. Happily, a Ponderosa leans toward the hoppy end of the lot of what we loved about Roper’s has survived spectrum, though the Borracho breakfast stout the transition. There’s still a bunch of cowboy eschews the floral aromatics in favor of dark crap all over the walls and a bewildering array of malty excellence. good food to choose from. We especially recommend the green-chile-and-piñon-nut- SLATE AT THE MUSEUM stuffed Santa Fe pancakes and the downhome 2000 Mountain NW, 243-2220 • $$ chicken-fried steak. If you come by for dinner, give the new in-house smoked BBQ a try. [AMERICAN ] Just inside the Albuquerque Museum of Art and History, this cozy lunch spot is an offshoot of Slate Street Café. Specialties include UNIVERSITY the museum Niçoise—a stellar presentation of poached (rather than seared) tuna on a bed of EL PATIO DE ALBUQUERQUE field greens, green beans, sliced new potatoes— 142 Harvard SE, 268-4245 • $$ crispy buttermilk chicken and steak frites. [NEW MEXICAN ] A can’t-miss New Mexican spot steeped in lived-in UNM area charm. There are amazing beans, potatoes and, of course, RIO RANCHO sopaipillas. And some really tasty green chile TURTLE MOUNTAIN BREWING chicken enchiladas, all of which are COMPANY complemented by a cerveza or a wine cocktail. 905 36th Street SE, 994-9497 • $$ And live guitar music. And a cool patio on which to take the evening air. If there’s Frito pie on the [BREWERY ] They take beer seriously here, and specials board, get it. a [24 ] WEEKLY ALIBI OCTOBER 22-28 , 2015 OCTOBER 22-28 , 2015 WEEKLY ALIBI [25 ] [26 ] WEEKLY ALIBI OCTOBER 22-2 8, 2015 FILM | revIew REEL WORLD BY DEVIN D. O’LEARY Rock stars Coming Home Are you in the mood to get high? This Friday, Oct. 23, Stone Age Climbing Gym will welcome to town the Reel Rock 10 Fall Tour. This 10th Zhang Yimou directs unforgettable Chinese drama about the power of forgetting annual documentary film fest features an exciting lineup of world premiere “climbing and adventure films” from around the globe. Reel Rock 10 promises to bring audiences on a wild expedition across the jagged peaks of Patagonia, into a rowdy competition in backwoods Arkansas, and “up onto the high balls and big walls that mark the greatest achievements of our time.” A grand total of five mountain-centric shorts will be screened from 7 to 9pm. Tickets are on sale now for $10 apiece at kimotickets.com. Price jumps to $12 on the day of the event. All profits from this screening will go to support the Albuquerque Mountain Rescue Council. For more details go to reelrocktour.com. Sci-fi shorts This year the 48 Hour Film Project has gone sci-fi. This weekend you get to see the fruits of last weekend’s frantic labor. A grand total of 27 teams raced around Albuquerque trying to write, shoot and edit science fiction-centric short films in just two days. On Saturday, Oct. 24, you can “I remember you didn’t take out the garbage.” watch all 27 films. Group A starts at 6pm. Group B starts at 8:30pm. Both screenings take place that some twinge of deja vu will kickstart her at the KiMo Theatre (423 Central NW) and will BY DEVIN D. O’LEARY Coming Home memory. Eventually, he stumbles across the run you $10 apiece to get into. Hold on to your tickets stubs and you can slip into the After Directed by Zhang Yimou idea of delivering dozens of unmailed love fter a few years’ diversion directing lush, Party at Boese Brothers Brewery (601 Gold Starring Gong Li, Chen Daoming, Zhang Huiwen letters to her—and then offering to read them historical fantasies ( Hero, House of Flying SW) to hang out with all the filmmakers. The Rated PG-13 as a helpful neighbor. Here, the film starts to party begins after the first screening and Daggers, Curse of the Golden Flower ), A Opens Friday 10/23 resemble a Nicolas Sparks novel—which continues until after the second. Winners of this internationally renowned Chinese director under most circumstances would be a dire year’s fest will be announced after the final Zhang Yimou seems to be returning to the insult. But in this case, the epistolary gimmick screening at 10:30pm To get your tickets in microcosmic social dramas of his early years gives the film a quiet, calculated, lump-in- advance, go to kimotickets.com. To check out (Red Sorghum, Raise the Red Lantern, To Live, dragged away from the family he loves. the lineup of films in each block, go to your-throat emotionality. 48hourfilm.com/albuquerque-nm/scifi. Not One Less, The Road Home ). Like those Three years later, Mao has passed away and This sad, anti-nostalgic romance—based on previous films, Zhang’s Coming Home focuses the Cultural Revolution has come to a the novel The Criminal Lu Yanshi by Geling on the Chinese people’s ability to overcome stuttering end. The worst of the Red Guard’s Yan—carries with it a simple metaphor. It’s Brand name hardship and adversity. sociopolitical setbacks are starting to ease and not outwardly critical of the Cultural KiMo continues hosting a diverse collection of The film starts out in the mid-1970s. Mao the country is looking to the future for a Revolution. (Today’s nominally Communist films this week on Wednesday, Oct. 28, with the Zedong’s Cultural Revolution is in its final, change. Lu, now considered “reeducated” and Chinese government still doesn’t appreciate local premiere of Brand: A Second Coming . This desperate days. College professor, husband and “reformed,” is released from his life in the rural disloyalty—modern or historical—in popular documentary from award-winning writer- director-producer Ondi Timoner ( We Live in father Lu (Chen Daoming, the emperor in work farms. He returns to his home in the city, entertainment.) But it doesn’t portray 1970s Hero ) has been arrested by authorities for his hoping to reconnect with the family he’s been Public ) chronicles British China as much of a utopia—workers’ or actor/comedian/activist Russell Brand on his “rightist” beliefs. Imprisoned for at least a separated from for nearly 20 years. Dandan, otherwise. Grim, paranoid, impoverished, journey from “addict, self-proclaimed narcissist decade in various rural work camps, Lu affects somewhat recalcitrant over her bitter teenage broken: These are not times worth and Hollywood star living in the fast lane” to his an escape during a prison transfer. Communist treatment of her father, welcomes him into remembering fondly. Feng’s mental fugue state current role as “political disruptor and newfound Party agents show up at his former home, her apartment. But she finds herself unable to mirrors that blank spot in China’s history. hero to the underserved.” This screening, promoted by online creative community Ignite leaning on his devoted wife Feng (Gong Li explain why he can’t move back in with Feng. With government officials unwilling to from Memoirs of a Geisha, The Emperor and the Lu figures it out himself when he shows up Channel, takes place from 7 to 9pm. Tickets are denounce or otherwise apologize for the Great available now at tugg.com for $14.50 each. To Assassin and Shanghai Triad ) and petulant on Feng’s doorstep. In the years since Lu’s Proletarian Cultural Revolution, the Chinese find out more about the film, go to young daughter Dandan (wide-eyed newcomer capture, Feng has suffered a mental people seem content to simply pretend it brandthefilm.com. a Zhang Huiwen) to provide information on his breakdown. She has an undiagnosable, didn’t happen. Call it “collective cultural whereabouts. Neither has seen or heard from Alzheimer’s-like amnesia which prevents her amnesia.” Lu in years. from remembering simple details of everyday Zhang’s elder brother apparently followed But Lu, looking rather worse for wear, is life. Handwritten notes cover her apartment, the Nationalist forces to Taiwan after their hiding in the shadows of the neighborhood. reminding her to turn off lights and to perform 1949 defeat. As a result Zhang’s family faced He’s desperate to see his estranged family, but other everyday tasks. Most tragic of all, Feng difficulties similar to Lu’s family. During the he’s thwarted by police and—interestingly has all but erased Lu from her memory. Seeing Cultural Revolution, the young Zhang worked enough—by Dandan who remains wounded by him for the first time in years, she refuses to as a farm laborer and a textile mill worker—so her father’s perceived abandonment. Dandan acknowledge him. Once a month, she shows his experience wasn’t far off that of his main worries about her mother’s emotional health up at the local train station, stubbornly character. As a result, this film has a haunting and buys into the propaganda the Communist waiting for her “real” husband to come home. undercurrent of reality. Ultimately, Coming Party has manufactured (we assume) about her Heartbroken, Lu moves into an abandoned Home is a conventional tragic love story—and father. When Dandan, a dedicated ballet storefront across the street from his old on a much smaller scale than Zhang’s been dancer, loses out on the lead role in an apartment and starts to watch over Feng. Even working lately. Still, audiences in the mood for important performance thanks to her father’s with Dandan’s help, Lu can’t reconnect with some wrenching romance will find themselves unspoken crime against the state, her his traumatized wife. So he comes up with appropriately tear-jerked by this petulance turns to hatred. Once again, Lu is various excuses to spend time with her, hoping foreign flashback. a OCTOBER 22-28 , 2015 WEEKLY ALIBI [27 ] TELEVISION | IDIOT BOX Fun Facts “Adam Ruins Everything” on truTV BY DEVIN D. O’LEARY show’s tear-apart of the diamond industry is littered with historical truths, while its takedown of the credit card business is filled fter years of useless “true” docureality with scary details (i.e. signing a credit card shows like “South Beach Tow,” “Lizard receipt is a useless security measure designed to ALick Towing,” “Hardcore Pawn” and make you feel better). “Breaking Greenville,” truTV may have What makes “Adam Ruins Everything” so actually come up with its first genuinely true compelling, though, is the amusing and and legitimately compelling series, the entertaining presentation. Knowing that educationally minded, entertainingly mounted humans hate having their illusions shattered, “Adam Ruins Everything.” Adam lays out each show as if he were “Adam Ruins Everything” started out life as delivering it to a particular group of ordinary, a web series on the CollegeHumor website. everyday people (newlyweds or car buyers or Host Adam Conover is a standup comedian whatever). These people (actors, really) are with a background in sketch comedy and a shown as generally annoyed at Adam’s nosey, bachelor’s degree in philosophy from Bard know-it-all personality. Hanging out behind College. He’s taken that questionable résumé him as he ruins their wedding plans, their and spun it into one irresistibly snarky concept understanding of police work or their new car, for a show. On the surface “Adam Ruins they express the dismay most folks probably Everything” is a variation on Penn & Teller’s feel: Deep down, we know Adam’s right that old Showtime series “Bullshit!” Each episode engagement rings are a financial rip-off—but of the show shines a light on a particular set of we still want one. popular false impressions and trends, “I don’t want anyone to think that this debunking everything from engagement rings show pretends to present absolute certainty,” to Tom’s Shoes. Whereas Penn & Teller could Adam has said. Like “Mythbusters,” he get genuinely apoplectic about their topics, welcomes feedback and has already discussed Adam is rather smartly bemused. An obviously the idea of doing follow-ups based on new intelligent dude, he comes across like the information. It’s a remarkably scientific wiseacre little brother of nerdy “Good Eats” approach to take. And it bodes well for the host Alton Brown. show’s longevity. Smart and funny? How can What makes Adam’s show so credible is the you lose? By balancing education and fact that it’s peppered with, well, facts. Adam’s entertainment, Adam hits the same sort of motto is, “Sorry I used facts to explain why you sweet spot Jon Stewart maintained on “The were wrong.” The host frequently cites his Daily Show.” I, for one, hope he continues to references with on-screen footnotes showing ruin things for years to come. a exactly where the information came from. Feel “Adam Ruins Everything” airs Tuesdays at 8pm on free for read more if you like. You can even go truTV. to the show’s website for additional info. The

The Dodge Viper GTC? The 2016 starts wearing a cape and THE WEEK IN Mercedes-AMG GT S? Something else fighting crime. you’ll never be able to afford? “Follow the Rules” (MTV 11pm) The Hollow (Sci-Fi 7pm) A 100-year-old Rapper Ja Rule gets a reality show SLOTH curse gives birth to a mysterious about his family—probably because creature that terrorizes three sisters somebody came up with a jokey (including Deborah Kara Unger from title for it. THURSDAY 22 Highlander III: The Sorcerer ) on Halloween eve. “Castro: The World’s Most Watched TUESDAY 27 Man” (AHC 8pm) American Heroes SUNDAY 25 “Wicked City” (KOAT-7 9pm) Ed Channel casts a leery, libertarian- Westwick (“Gossip Girl”), Erika leaning eye toward Fidel Castro. He’s “The Simpsons” (KASA-2 7pm) Even if Christensen (“Parenthood”) and a commie, you know. you don’t watch “The Simpsons” on a Jeremy Sisto (“Six Feet Under”) star “Great Wild North” (History 8:03pm) regular basis these days, you probably in this crime drama that “explores Basic cable continues its still tune in for the “Treehouse of cases during notable eras in Los unreasonable fascination with people Horror” episodes. This year’s XXVIth Angeles’ history.” The series starts who live in cold, rural areas. annual outing wonders what would out with a couple of serial killers on happen if Sideshow Bob did manage Sunset Strip, circa 1982. FRIDAY 23 to kill Bart? “The Guilty” (KNME-5 9pm) For those WEDNESDAY 28 Compared to What: The Improbable with a taste for British crime dramas, Journey of Barney Frank (Showtime may I introduce DCI Maggie Brand Treasures from the Disney Vault (TCM 7pm) Showtime chronicles the life (Tamsin Greig) who’s investigating a 5- 6pm) TCM digs up an evening’s and times of politician Barney Frank. year-old case involving a boy who worth of rare Disney films, including “Pacific Warriors” (Discovery 8:03pm) disappeared at a neighborhood 1936’s short “Three Little Wolves,” Sounds like a great documentary cookout. 1949’s feature The Adventures of series about indigenous island culture Ichabod and Mr. Toad and a ... but no, it’s just another MONDAY 26 documentary about animation fishing show. called “The Plausible Impossible” “Fear: Buried Alive” (A&E 7pm) Three from 1956. Stick around for a few “Great Performances” (KNME-5 10pm) people take part in a psychological modern treats too, including Tim The Laurence Olivier Award-winning experiment to overcome their darkest Burton’s “Frankenweenie” short stage show Billy Elliot The Musical fears of being buried alive. ... You from 1984 and the 1986 made-for- (based on the 2000 film about a know, so they can go about their daily TV special “Mr. Boogedy.” poor coal miner’s son who dreams of lives of being interred on a regular “The Middle”/ “The Goldbergs”/ dancing ballet) comes to you live basis—now without the annoying side- (more or less). “Modern Family”/ “black-ish” effect of being afraid. (KOAT-7 7/7:30/8/8:30pm) “Supergirl” (KRQW-13 7:30pm) After 12 ABC’s Wednesday night sitcoms SATURDAY 24 years on Earth, Superman’s cousin unite with a quartet of halloween- themed episodes. a “Esquire’s Car of the Year” (Esquire (Melissa Benoist from “Glee”) comes 7pm) Will it be the Ferrari 488 GTB? out of the closet (so to speak) and

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BY DEVIN D. O’LEARY minutes. R. (Opens Thursday 10/22 at Rio Rancho Kids Are All Right ) stars as an aspiring author in turn-of- et al.). Despite its strict adherence to the tropes of the Premiere Cinema) the-century England “torn between love for her childhood genre, the second installment of the Maze Runner series OPENING THIS WEEK friend (Charlie Hunnam) and the temptation of a makes for some exciting post-apocalyptic entertainment. Rock the Kasbah mysterious stranger (Tom Hiddleston).” So far, so Gothic— It’s mostly a bunch of personality-deficient kids running Beetlejuice Bill Murray is a washed-up music promoter who stumbles but de Toro ups the ante by setting it all in the lushest, from evil adults and the occasional zombie horde, but the Tim Burton’s still extremely fun comedy from 1988 across a teenage girl with an extraordinary singing voice— most architecturally intense haunted house in movie pace is breathless and the production design is features Michael Keaton as the nutty “bioexorcist” hired in rural Afghanistan. With the help of his kooky assistant history. 119 minutes. R. (Rio Rancho Premiere Cinema, impeccably bleak. This one plays mighty fast and loose by a couple of recently deceased ghosts (Alec Baldwin (Zooey Deschanel) and a trigger-happy mercenary (Bruce Century 14 Downtown, Century Rio) with James Dashner’s original novels (which don’t make a and Geena Davis) to rid their home of some pesky new Willis), he vows to get her to Kabul to compete on “Afghan whole lot of sense anyway), so it’s hard to tell how (living) owners (Catherine O’Hara, Jeffrey Jones and Star.” Director Barry Levinson ( Diner, Rain Man, Wag the Drunk Stoned Brilliant Dead: The Story hardcore YA lit fans will react. But the mediocre script and Winona Ryder). 92 minutes. PG. (Opens Saturday 10/24 Dog ) and Mitch Glazer ( Scrooged, Great Expectations ) of the National Lampoon gripping action is probably enough to carry audiences at Guild Cinema) carefully avoid sharp social and political commentary in The rise and fall of influential ’70s humor mag National into a third film. 131 minutes. PG-13. (Rio Rancho favor of your usual wacky road trip full of crazy Lampoon is highlighted in this zesty, multi-media history Premiere Cinema, Century Rio) Coming Home characters. 100 minutes. R. (Opens Thursday 10/22 at lesson. Dirty-minded Ivy League founders Douglas Reviewed this issue. 109 minutes. PG-13. (Opens Friday Century Rio, Century 14 Downtown, Rio Rancho Premiere Kenney and Henry Beard are well profiled in archival Pan 10/23 at High Ridge) Cinema) interviews, and we get tons of footage of visionary talents Hollywood takes another uninspired stab at revamping such as Gilda Radner, John Belushi, Bill Murray and J.M. Barrie’s Peter Pan story. This one plays out as a Crumbs The Rocky Horror Picture Show Chevy Chase contributing to stage shows, radio plays and “prequel,” explaining how a 12-year-old orphan named This odd, amusing, experimental film is (rather Not a lot of explaining is necessary here. This transsexual, movie spin-offs. But it’s the words of the writers (Chris Peter (Levi Miller) wound up in Neverland battling evil unsurprisingly) the first post-apocalyptic sci-fi feature to sci-fi musical from 1975 is the essential cult film. To Miller, P.J. O’Roarke, Al Jean) and the celebrity fans (Billy pirate Blackbeard (Hugh Jackman) alongside an emerge from Ethiopia. It tracks a family man on a hero’s accompany the lusty gyrations and tuneful dialogue of Bob Thornton, Judd Apatow) that really establish adventurous young Hook (Garrett Hedlund). Joe Wright journey to board calamity-causing spaceships orbiting Tim Curry, Susan Sarandon, Barry Bostwick, et al., there NatLamp as the godfather of modern-day comedy. (Atonement, Pride & Prejudice ) directs heavily tampered- around the Earth by traveling to the North Pole to meet will be a special “shadowcast”—with costumes, props, the Reviewed in v24 i42. 95 minutes. Unrated. (Guild with fantasy. 111 minutes. PG. (Rio Rancho Premiere Santa. This pop culture-littered exercise in surrealism whole shebang—performing live on stage in front of the Cinema) Cinema, Century Rio) recalls the work of Russian master filmmaker Andrei film. As always audience participation is not just Tarkovsky ( Solaris, Stalker ) as filtered through a no- encouraged but mandatory. For the fifth year in a row, Everest Sicario budget Afropop sensibility. Unique, to say the least. In presented by Pride & Equality magazine. 100 minutes. R. Jason Clarke, Josh Brolin, John Hawkes, Robin Wright and Emily Blunt stars as an idealistic FBI agent enlisted into a Amharic and Afrikaans with English subtitles. 68 minutes. (Opens Friday 10/23 at Guild Cinema) Emily Watson star in this high-altitude drama “inspried by shadowy mission by a mysterious CIA agent (Josh Brolin) Unrated. (Opens Monday 10/26 at Guild Cinema) the incredible true events surrounding a trecherous and his tight-lipped “advisor” (Benicio Del Toro). Steve Jobs attempt to reach the summit of the world’s highest Ostensibly, the group is trying to stop the drug trade Dracula (1931)/Drácula (1931) After one documentary and another biopic (in which he mountain.” In a nutshell, eight climbers died when they along the US/Mexico border. But as the operation grows How can Turner Classic Movies be sponsoring a double suffered the indignity of being played by Ashton Kutcher), were caught in a blizzard back in 1996. Four other people more violent and secretive, our heroine begins to wonder feature of Dracula movies from 1931? Simple: Two Apple founder Steve Jobs ends up with a suitably high- died that year, making it the deadliest year atop Everest what side of the fence she’s really on. Director Denis versions—one in Spanish and one in English—were shot class movie version of his life. Danny Boyle ( Trainspotting , on record. Until 2014 when 18 people died. The moral: Villeneuve ( Incendies, Prisoners ) directs this lightless by Universal Pictures using the same script and sets, but Slumdog Millionaire ) directs it, and Aaron Sorkin (“The Never climb Mt. Everest. 121 minutes. PG-13. (Century thriller with all the grisly tension of Se7en . Reviewed in using two entirely different casts. Here, TCM allows you to West Wing,” The Social Network ) writes it. The unusual 14 Downtown, Century Rio) v24 i40. 121 minutes. R. (Rio Rancho Premiere Cinema, play compare/contrast with the two different versions. For narrative structure revolves around three crucial product Century Rio, Century 14 Downtown) a lot of movie historians, the Spanish one starring Carlos launches spread across Jobs’ tumultuous tenure at Apple. Goosebumps Villarías is even better than the more famous Bela Lugosi It’s a behind-the-scenes drama involving lots and lots of Author R.L. Stine’s iconic kiddy horror series Goosebumps The Visit version. 190 minutes. (Opens Sunday 10/25 at Century talking. But star Michael Fassbender is mesmerizing (as gets a winkingly self-referential movie adaptation. Jack Writer-director M Night Shyamalan ( The Sixth Sense, The Rio, Century 14 Downtown) always), and the supporting cast (Kate Winslet, Seth Black plays Stine, who teams up with his young daughter Village, Lady in the Water, The Happening ) dials back the Rogen, Jeff Daniels) is impressive. 122 minutes. R. and a teenage boy after his imaginary monsters come to preposterous plot twists for this simple, low-budget, Extraordinary Tales (Opens Thursday 10/22 at Century 14 Downtown, Rio life in a tiny Maryland town. All your childhood favorites— “found footage” shocker. A pair of tweens (Olivia DeJonge This animated anthology of five well-known Edgar Allan Rancho Premiere Cinema, Century Rio) from Slappy the Dummy to the Abominable Snowman of and Ed Oxenbould) are shipped off to the rural farm of Poe tales features introductions by horror directors Roger Pasadena—stop by for cameos. 103 minutes. PG. the grandparents they’ve never met. Unfortunately, Nana Corman and Guillermo del Toro and narration by such Timbuktu (Century 14 Downtown, Rio Rancho Premiere Cinema, (Deanna Dunagan) and Pop Pop (Peter McRobbie) seem notable horror actors as Sir Christopher Lee, Bela Lugosi A rural cattle herder (Ibrahim Ahmed) and his family who Century Rio) a little ... weird. This winking, modern riff on “Hansel & and Julian Sands. Award-winning Spanish animator Raul reside in the dunes of Timbuktu find their quiet lives— Gretel” is a fun, PG-13 horror-comedy that works far Garcia (who worked on everything from Who Framed which are typically free of the urban Jihadists determined Hotel Transylvania 2 better than expected. Reviewed in v24 i37. 94 minutes. Roger Rabbit to Tarzan ) directs. 70 minutes. Unrated. to control their faith—abruptly disturbed. An Academy Genndy Tartakovsky (“Dexter’s Laboratory,” “Samurai PG-13. (Century Rio) (Opens Monday 10/26 at Guild Cinema) Award nominee for Best Foreign Language Film. In Jack”) returns to helm this cartoon sequel in which English, French, Arabic, Bambara and Songhay with Dracula (voiced by Adam Sandler) tries to bring out the Woodlawn Jem and the Holograms English subtitle 97 minutes. PG-13. (Opens Thursday monster in his half-human. half-vampire grandson in Sean Astin, C. Thomas Howell, Sherri Shepherd and Jon The guy who directed Step Up Revolution and Step Up 2: 10/22 at SUB Theater) order to keep his daughter Mavis (Selena Gomez) from Voight (as Coach Bear Bryant!) star in this inspirational, The Streets , helms this extremely loose, live-action leaving his now famous hotel. 89 minutes. PG. (Rio true-life sports flick. The story concentrates on Tony adaptation of the “better in your memory” cartoon of the STILL PLAYING Rancho Premiere Cinema, Century 14 Downtown, Century Nathan, a high school football player who experiences a same name. Aubrey Peeples ( Sharknado ) stars as the Rio) “spiritual awakening” while trying to overcome prejudice small-town girl who becomes a musical sensation after Black Mass in 1970s Birmingham, Ala. From the faith-based posting a video on the internet. 118 minutes. PG. (Opens The Intern filmmakers behind anti-abortion melodrama October Johnny Depp finally puts his penchant for dressing up in Robert De Niro is a bored retiree who gets an internship Thursday 10/22 at Century Rio, Century 14 Downtown, odd costumes and playing with makeup to some serious Baby and Jesus-based The Hangover knockoff Moms’ Rio Rancho Premiere Cinema) at an up-and-coming online retailer run by young go- Night Out . 123 minutes. PG. (Rio Rancho Premiere purpose in this hard-hitting biopic about notorious South getter Anne Hathaway. Writer-director Nancy Meyers ( What Boston mobster Whitey Bulger. Depp is striking and scary, Cinema, Century Rio) The Last Witch Hunter Women Want, Something’s Got to Give ) has put together a but he’s surrounded by other great actors as well: Joel genial crowd-pleaser, but the script never asks much Vin Diesel is an immortal witch hunter who is the last Edgerton as a conflicted FBI agent, Benedict person standing between New York City and the heavy lifting of its characters, providing them with easy SECOND RUN Cumberbatch as a state senator. It’s not the greatest Mob laughs and simple solutions whenever the spectre of combined forces of the most horrifying witches in history. movie ever made—it may not even be as good as Depp’s This means, of course, that our man Vin is required to actual drama rears its ugly head. Reviewed in v24 i39. Ant-Man Donnie Brasco —but it’s a bracing return-to-form for Depp. 121 minutes. PG-13. (Rio Rancho Premiere Cinema, The latest Marvel Cinematic Universe offering is smaller swing a sword at a lot of CGI beasties and join forces with 122 minutes. R. (Century 14 Downtown) a sexy spellcaster (Rose Leslie from “Game of Thrones”). Century Rio, Century 14 Downtown) than its fellow superhero movies in a number of ways. Paul Rudd is fine and dandy as a cat burglar recruited by 106 minutes. PG-13. (Opens Thursday 10/22 at Century Bridge of Spies Rio, Century 14 Downtown, Rio Rancho Premiere Cinema) Ladrones an aging scientist (Michael Douglas) to don a powerful Steven Spielberg, in full history-nerd mode ( Saving A thief (Fernando Colunga) comes out of retirement to shrinking suit and fight the bad guys. The size-changing Private Ryan, Schindler’s List, Lincoln, Amistad, Munich ), National Lampoon’s Animal House help a community reclaim land stolen by a ruthless special effects are a blast, but the film is neither fish nor deftly dramatizes the notorious 1960 U-2 spy plane businesswoman in this Mexican-made comedy. In fowl. There’s not enough humor to make it a comedy, and Tom Hulce, Stephen Furst, John Belushi, Kevin Bacon, Tim incident. Tom Hanks (looking, these days, like a sad Matheson and Karen Allen star in the original, raunchy Spanish with English subtitles. PG-13. (Century Rio) too little action to compete with the big boys of summer. pencil eraser from the neck up—but remaining America’s It’s perfectly entertaining in moments, but this one sex comedy from 1978. Guild is pairing it, appropriately best “everyman” actor) stars as an upstanding enough, with a screening of the documentary Drunk The Martian needed a lot more style and spark to avoid the “generic Constitutional lawyer who volunteers to defend a Russian Matt Damon is an astronaut who gets left for dead on Marvel movie” pit it occasionally stumbles into. Reviewed Stoned Brilliant Dead: The Story of the National spy (esteemed stage actor Mark Rylance). Years later, he’s Lampoon . R. (Opens Friday 10/23 at Guild Cinema) Mars after a manned mission goes horribly awry. Stuck on in v24 i30. 117 minutes. PG-13. (Movies West, Movies 8) called upon to help “trade” the spy for downed American the red planet with only minimal supplies and his pilot Francis Gary Powers. Surprisingly—given the low-key Paranormal Activity: The Ghost scientific mind, our hero must figure out a way to survive Inside Out script from Joel and Ethan Coen—this well-spoken drama based on ingenuity, wit and spirit. Ridley Scott ( Alien ) Pixar mixes up another can’t-miss instaclassic. This Dimension about jurisprudence and diplomacy maintains a beautiful The ... lemme see ... sixth film in Paramount’s “found directs. It’s based, of course, on the best-selling book by stunningly original, digitally animated toon takes us tension. 142 minutes. PG-13. (Rio Rancho Premiere Andy Weir. 141 minutes. PG-13. (Rio Rancho Premiere inside the mind of an 11-year-old girl and introduces us footage” haunted house series arrives with the added Cinema, Century 14 Downtown, Century Rio) gimmick of 3D—which may add some tension to sitting in Cinema, Century Rio, Century 14 Downtown) to the anthropomorphized feelings at work inside her a theater, staring at a grainy image of a bedroom and head. Chief among them is Joy (perfect Amy Poehler), Crimson Peak Maze Runner: The Scorch Trials who’s stuck working with a bunch of negative Nellies waiting for something to actually move on screen. Seeing Guillermo del Toro ( Hellboy, Pan’s Labyrinth, Pacific Rim ) things move suddenly is pretty much the only scare the When will futuristic dystopian leaders learn? Never mess (Sadness, Anger, Fear and Disgust). But when Joy and writes and directs this impossibly, hyperbolically Gothic with teenagers; they’ll bring you down every time. (See for Sadness get lost in the recesses of the young girl’s mind, Paranormal Activity series has ever offered us. ghost story. Mia Wasikowska ( Alice in Wonderland, The Supposedly this is the last one. I’m OK with that. 88 reference: the Divergent series, the Hunger Games series, the film warps from an inventive workplace comedy to a [30 ] WEEKLY ALIBI OCTOBER 22-28 , 2015 FILM | CAPSULES FILM | TIMES wEEk oF FrI., oCT.23-ThUrS., oCT. 29 wildly imaginative, Willy Wonka -esque fantasy. It seems silly to say that a film about emotions is CENTURY 14 DOWNTOWN HIGH RIDGE emotional, but trust me when I say this film has all 100 Central SW • 1 (800) 326-3264 ext. 943# 12910 Indian School NE • 275-0038 the feels ! Reviewed in v24 i26. 94 minutes. PG. (Movies West, Movies 8) Dracula (1931)/Dracula (1931) Sun 2:00, 7:00, Wed 2:00, Please check alibi.com/filmtimes for films and times. 7:00 Jurassic World Rock the Kasbah Fri-Sun 11:40am, 2:15, 5:05, 7:40, ICON CINEMAS ALBUQUERQUE I’m not upset that Hollywood has decided to make a 10:20; Mon-Thu 11:40am, 2:15, 5:05, 7:40 13120-A Central Ave. SE • 814-7469 third Jurassic Park sequel. Because, you know, Jem and the Holograms Fri-Sun 1:15, 4:15, 7:05, 9:55; money . I am, however, ticked off that the fictional Mon-Thu 1:15, 4:15, 7:05 Please check alibi.com/filmtimes for films and times. executives at InGen thought they could get away with The Last Witch Hunter Fri-Sun 1:55, 4:40, 7:20, 10:00; this. Did someone at the corporation send out a Mon-Thu 1:55, 4:40, 7:20 MOVIES 8 memo saying, “Hey, everybody. Remember that Steve Jobs Fri-Sun 1:25, 4:20, 7:15, 10:15; Mon-Thu 1:25, 4591 San Mateo NE • 1 (800) Fandango, express # 1194 dinosaur theme park we were trying to open? You 4:20, 7:15 know, the one where the tourists kept getting eaten Bridge of Spies Fri-Sun 12:55, 4:10, 7:35, 10:50; Mon-Thu Ant-Man Fri-Thu 12:50, 7:00 over and over and over again? Well, we’re pretty sure 12:55, 4:10, 7:35 Ant-Man 3D Fri-Thu 3:50, 10:00 we’ve got all the kinks worked out. Fourth time’s the Crimson Peak Fri-Sun 2:10, 5:00, 7:50, 10:40; Mon 2:10, Jurassic World Fri-Thu 12:20, 3:30, 6:40, 9:50 charm!” I mean, come on. ... Ah, well, at least we’ve 5:00, 7:50; Tue-Thu 2:10, 5:00; Wed-Thu 2:10, 5:00, 7:50 Jurassic World 3D Fri 1:40, 5:10, 8:30; Sat-Thu 1:40, 5:10, got Chris Pratt. He’s cool. 124 minutes. PG-13. Goosebumps 3D Fri-Sun 2:20, 10:05; Mon-Thu 2:20 8:20 (Movies 8) Goosebumps Fri-Thu 11:45am, 4:55, 7:30 No Escape Fri-Thu 12:10, 3:10, 6:20, 9:10 Sicario Fri-Sun 1:20, 4:35, 7:45, 10:45; Mon-Thu 1:20, The Transporter Refueled Fri-Thu 2:20, 5:00, 7:50, 10:30 Mission: Impossible—Rogue Nation 4:35, 7:45 Southpaw Fri-Thu 9:00 For a series as star-packed in front of and behind the The Martian 3D Fri-Sun 2:25, 9:05; Mon-Thu 2:25 Un Gallo con Muchos Huevos Fri-Thu 11:40am camera as these movies have been, the individual The Martian Fri-Sun 12:45, 4:00, 5:45, 7:25, 10:35; Mon- Inside Out 3D Fri-Thu 12:30, 3:20, 6;10 films sure are forgettable. As usual, this fifth Wed 12:45, 4:00, 5:45, 7:25; Thu 12:45, 4:00, 7:25 Inside Out Fri-Thu 11:00am, 1:50, 4:40, 7:30, 10:10 installment features jaw-dropping stunt work ... and The Intern Fri 1:10, 7:00; Sat 7:00; Mon-Thu 1:10, 7:00 Pixels 3D Fri-Thu 2:00, 10:20 some kind of storyline in which IMF agent Ethan Hunt Everest Fri 4:05, 10:10; Sat 10:10; Mon-Thu 4:05 Pixels Fri-Thu 11:10am, 4:50, 7:40 (Tom Cruise) and his team (Simon Pegg, Jeremy Hotel Transylvania 2 Fri-Sun 12:10, 2:30, 4:50, 7:10, 9:30; Renner, Ving Rhames) are tasked with stopping an Mon-Thu 12:10, 2:30, 4:50, 7:10 MOVIES WEST international villain who’s framed them for Black Mass Fri-Sat 1:50, 4:45, 7:55, 10:45; Sun 4:45, 9201 Coors NW • 1 (800) Fandango, express # 1247 something-or-other. Tom Cruise buddy Christopher 7:55, 10:45; Mon-Tue 1:50 McQuarrie ( Valkyrie, Jack Reacher, Edge of Tomorrow ) Ant-Man Fri-Thu 12:10, 6:10 writes and directs. Reviewed in v24 i32. 131 CENTURY RIO Ant-Man 3D Fri-Thu 3:10, 9:10 minutes. PG-13. (UNM Midweek Movies) I-25 & Jefferson • 1 (800) 326-3264 No Escape Fri-Thu 12:20, 3:20, 6:20, 9:20 The Transporter Refueled Fri-Thu 12:50, 3:50, 6:50, 9:50 No Escape Rock the Kasbah Fri-Thu 11:10am, 2:00, 4:50, 7:40, 10:30 Un Gallo con Muchos Huevos Fri-Thu 3:45, 10:10 Who’s ready for Owen Wilson, action star? The same Jem and the Holograms Fri-Thu 1:00, 4:10, 7:20, 10:30 Southpaw Fri-Thu 12:40, 3:40, 6:40, 9:40 ones who rushed to see him in 2001’s Behind The Last Witch Hunter Fri-Sat 11:05am, 12:30, 2:00, 3:25, Inside Out 3D Fri-Thu 1:30, 4:30, 7:30, 10:15 Enemy Lines , I suppose. Here, the Wes Anderson fave 4:55, 6:20, 7:50, 9:15, 10:45, 12:01am; Sun-Thu Inside Out Fri-Thu 12:00, 3:00, 6:00, 9:00 and his wife (Lake Bell from “Children’s Hospital”) 11:05am, 12:30, 2:00, 3:25, 4:55, 6:20, 7:50, 9:15, Pixels 3D Fri-Thu 3:30, 9:30 move to a new home in Southeast Asia. 10:45 Pixels Fri-Thu 12:30, 6:30 Unfortunately, the family gets caught up in a military Dracula (1931)/Dracula (1931) Sat 2:00, 7:00; Wed 2:00, coup, and is forced to race across the bullet-riddled 7:00 RIO RANCHO PREMIERE CINEMA country to safety. 101 minutes. R. (Movies West, Steve Jobs Fri-Sat 11:05am, 12:40, 2:15, 3:50, 5:35, 7:00, 1000 Premiere Parkway • 994-3300 Movies 8) 8:35, 10:10, 11:45; Sun-Thu 11:05am, 12:40, 2:15, 3:50, 5:35, 7:00, 8:35, 10:10 Rock the Kasbah Fri-Thu 11:00am, 1:40, 4:35, 7:05, 9:50 Pixels Goosebumps 3D Fri-Sat 12:25, 3:20, 6:15, 9:10, 12:01; Jem and the Holograms Fri-Thu 11:00am, 1:55, 4:50, 7:45, When space aliens misinterpret video game signals Sun-Mon 12:25, 3:20, 6:15, 9:10 10:40 from Earth as a challenge to war, a group of former Goosebumps Fri-Thu 11:00am, 1:55, 4:50, 7:45, 10:40 The Last Witch Hunter Fri-Thu 11:20am, 1:40, 4:35, 8:50, arcade nerds (Adam Sandler, Kevin James, Peter Crimson Peak Fri-Sat 11:15am, 12:50, 2:25, 4:00, 5:35, 10:05 Dinklage, Josh Gad) are recruited by the government 7:10, 8:45, 10:20, 11:55; Mon-Thu 11:15am, 12:50, Paranormal Activity: The Ghost Dimension 3D Fri-Thu 4:35, to fight off the likes of Donkey Kong, Pac-Man and 2:25, 4:00, 5:35, 7:10, 8:45, 10:20 7:30 Space Invaders. The story (based on a short film) is Bridge of Spies Fri-Thu 12:00, 1:45, 3:30, 5:15, 7:00, 8:45, Paranormal Activity: The Ghost Dimension Fri-Thu 11:10am, loaded with nostalgic potential ... all of which is 10:25 2:05, 9:35 squashed by bored-to-be-here Adam Sandler and his Woodlawn Fri-Thu 12:20, 3:40, 6:55, 10:15 Steve Jobs Fri-Thu 11:00am, 1:50, 4:40, 7:30, 10:20 pals. 106 minutes. PG-13. (Movies 8, Movies West) Ladrones Fri-Thu 11:10am, 1:50, 4:40, 7:35, 10:25 Woodlawn Fri-Thu 11:30am, 2:35, 5:40, 8:50 Hotel Transylvania 2 3D Fri-Sat 12:30, 3:10, 5:50, 8:30, Crimson Peak Fri-Thu 12:35, 3:40, 6:45, 9:50 Southpaw 11:10; Sun-Thu 12:30, 3:10, 5:50, 8:30 Bridge of Spies Fri-Thu 11:25am, 2:50, 6:10, 9:40 Jake Gyllenhaal and Rachel McAdams star in this Pan Fri-Thu 11:00am, 1:55, 4:55, 7:45, 10:40 Goosebumps 3D Fri-Thu 1:40, 6:55 gritty sports drama about a boxer trying to get his life The Martian 3D Fri-Thu 2:05, 5:30, 9:00 Goosebumps Fri-Thu 11:00am, 4:20, 9:35 back on track after losing his wife to a tragic The Martian Fri-Thu 12:15, 3:45, 7;15, 10:45 Pan 3D Fri-Thu 6:20 accident and his daughter to child protective Sicario Fri-Thu 12:45, 3:55, 7:05, 10:10 Pan Fri-Thu 12:25 services. Antoine Fuqua ( Training Day, Shooter, The The Intern Fri-Thu 12:55, 4:05, 7:15, 10:20 Sicario Fri-Thu 12:40, 3:45, 6:50, 9:55 Equalizer ) directs. Gyllenhaal gives it his all, but his Everest Fri-Thu 12:35, 3:40, 6:50, 10:00 The Martian Fri-Thu 11:00am, 2:30, 6:00, 9:30 greatest opponent is sports movie cliché. 123 Hotel Transylvania 2 Fri-Thu 11:15am, 1:50, 4:30, 7:10, The Intern Fri-Thu 3:25, 9:15 minutes. R. (Movies 8, Movies West) 9:50 Hotel Transylvania 2 Fri-Thu 1:20, 4:00, 6:30, 9:10 Maze Runner: The Scorch Trials Fri-Sat 12:20, 3:55, 7:25, Maze Runner: The Scorch Trials Fri-Thu 11:45am, 3:00, The Transporter Refueled 10:35; Mon 12:20, 10:35; Tue-Thu 12:20, 3:55, 7:25, 6:10, 9:25 After beginning life as a series of BMW commercials, 10:35 Luc Besson’s Transporter raced through three action The Visit Fri-Sat 11:25am, 2:15, 5:00, 7:50, 10:35; Sun SUB THEATER movies and a French-Canadian TV series. Now it 5:00, 7:50, 10:35; Mon-Tue 11:25am, 2:15; Wed-Thu UNM (Student Union Building Room 1003) • 277-5608 reboots its way back to theaters with Ed Skrein 11:25am (who?) replacing Jason Statham as the fast-driving, The Book of Life Thu 7:00 tie-wearing mercenary. This time around he’s stuck COTTONWOOD STADIUM 16 Timbuktu Fri-Sat 6:00, 8:00; Sun 1:00, 3:00 between a femme-fatale and a sinister Russian Cottonwood Mall • 897-6858 kingpin. 96 minutes. PG-13. (Movies West, Movies 8) UNM MIDWEEK MOVIES Please check alibi.com/filmtimes for films and times. UNM (Student Union Building Room 1003) • 277-4706 Un Gallo con Muchos Huevos Evidently popular in Latin America, the Mexican GUILD CINEMA Mission: Impossible—Rogue Nation Tue 8:00; Wed 4:00, series “Huevo Cartoon” gets the big-screen CGI 3405 Central NE • 255-1848 7:00; Thu 3:30 treatment. In it, a literal and figurative “chicken” (voiced by Bruno Bichir) joins forces with his Drunk Stoned Brilliant Dead: The Story of the National WINROCK STADIUM 16 IMAX & RPX farmyard friends (most of whom are eggs— Lampoon Fri-Sun 3:30, 7:45 2100 Louisiana Blvd. NE • 881-2220 presumably because they’re easier to draw) to save National Lampoon’s Animal House Fri-Sun 5:30 his home. In order to accomplish that, our timid hero The Rocky Horror Picture Show Fri-Sat 10:30 Please check alibi.com/filmtimes for films and times. must transform himself into a scrappy rooster. ... Beetlejuice Sat-Sun 12:00 Yeah, this appears to be a kids’ cartoon about Crumbs Mon-Thu 7:00 cockfighting. The title means “The Rooster with Many Extraordinary Tales Mon-Thu 5:15, 8:45 Eggs” or, colloquially speaking, “The Cock with Big Testicles.” In Spanish with English subtitles. 98 minutes. PG-13. (Movies 8, Movies West) OCTOBER 22-28 , 2015 WEEKLY ALIBI [31 ] [32 ] WEEKLY ALIBI OCTOBER 22-2 8, 2015 MUSIC | SHow Up The Showz-N-The Hood 5 legit gigs, wouldn’t you know!

pastiche-laden proclivities at this gig. The list alternative for rock audiences in these parts. Saturday, Oct. 24. Tillis learned the trade from BY AUGUST MARCH of performers is too extensive to summon On Saturday, Oct. 24, Duke City Sound Stage her Pa early on, playing to a stunned audience completely in this brief concert compendium, plays host to The Jukebox Romantics , a trio at the Grand Ole Opry when she was only 8. Then I let the Alpine play/ Pumpin new but I took a look at it and hereby propose the of punks from Nueva York. Their latest Besides writing hits for Gloria Gaynor and shit by NWA/ It was gangsta gangsta At following soon-to-be highlights of a night recording, Transmissions Down, includes Chaka Kahn, Tillis scored gold with the album “the top of the list/ Then I played my own filled with far out fakery and reverent re- quickly enumerated nuggets of guitar driven Put Yourself in My Place . Morgan is also the shit/ And it went somethin’ like this…” – from invention. The Dirty Shades will become nihilism like “Spilling Your Intestines” and offspring of Nashville royalty. Her father was the hip-hop composition “Boyz-N-The-Hood,” Radiohead, for instance. Shoulder Voices ’ “We Kill Pirates.” Local support for Burque’s Country Music Hall of Fame member George performed by Eazy-E and written by Ice Cube. portrayal of the Velvet Underground and Nico iteration of their tour includes David Webb Morgan. She’s known for heartfelt, modern Sure, the story excerpted above gets should be sumptuously spare, as long as Little and Ray Gutierrez performing as Typical C&W shout-outs like “I Didn’t Know My seriously wack and suspiciously misogynistic as Bobby Tucker sticks to Lou Reed and eschews Hairless Ape , a surfy-sounding duo with deep Own Strength.” Tickets range from $20-30 our narrator describes his day; nonetheless it John Cale. The Talking Hours will come as roots in the punk community. Folk-punk dude and the show gets underway at 8pm. When speaks of a music-connected life that’s close to Nirvana as any band in this town Jacob Sinclair and SLUG open up the the music’s over, take a few minutes to wander comically self-aware as much as it is petulantly might, while Time Wound devolves into evening’s can of wild ear worms. All ages are the casino while you wonder about the triumphant. That makes it perfect for this DEVO. But perhaps the summit of this welcome at the alcohol and drug-free sound influence and outcomes of paternal talent. edition of “Show Up,” the weekly music simulacrum will be achieved by none other stage for a concert that commences at 7pm. $8 column that answers eternal existential than the mysterious and mellifluous Daddy gets you in, by the way. Sunday questions about where to best spend one’s Long Loin as he becomes Tom Waits. It’ll cost Sound of Ceres is a duo of dream-poppers listening hours. I hope that sounds legit; between $5-7 to enter into this 21+ carnival of Saturday, part II comprised of Ryan and Karen Hover who will anywho here’re five shows bound to be more verisimilitude, but afterwards you’ll want to Sometimes, as a kid, I’d sneak away from my be playing at Low Spirits (2823 Second Street entertaining that rolling about in a 1964 parade around in costume for days while your old man’s hi-fi (usually when he was trying to NW) on Sunday, Oct. 25. They’re from Fort Chevrolet Impala could ever hope to be. favorite rock anthem blasts in the background. explain what Dean Martin and Maurice Ravel Collins, Colo. but often work with members of It all begins at 8pm, folks. had in common) long enough to take in an Denver’s neo-psychedelic Apples in Stereo Thursday episode or two of “Hee Haw” on the teevee in (you remember them, right … the Elephant 6 Electropop pioneer Chazwick Bradley Bundick Saturday, part I the back room. I was especially pleased the Collective, The Olivia Tremor Control … goes by the name Toro y Moi when he’s Duke City Sound Stage (2013 Ridgecrest SE) time Mel Tillis made an appearance and okay, never mind) in creating and executing creating the down-tempo, electronically has established itself as a vibrant venue with performed his sweetly-sour honky-tonk classic their peculiarly precise and prescient vision of manipulated tuneage sometimes referred to as plenty of vitality. The joint’s illuminated rock “Memory Maker” for all the folks back home. rocanrol music. Certainly, the results can be ‘chillwave’ by some in the music blogosphere. acts like local wunderkinder Five Mile Float as Well, that old man’s kid, a singer-songwriter loosely categorized as psych-pop, yet the result He’ll make an appearance at Sunshine well as veterans like Dash Cooper, son of Pam Tillis recently hooked up with country here really defies the strict application of Theater (120 Central SW) on Thursday, Oct. Alice, who made the rounds with his western chanteuse Lorrie Morgan to perform genre-related signifiers. Simply put: Check out 22, with ascendant acolyte Anthony Ferraro band CO-OP this past summer. and tour as Grits and Glamour . their recording “Bryn Marina” for a hint of the whose own spaciously wandering pop project is With plans to expand into the Together, these two have mad instrumental universalism and ghostly known as Astronauts, etc . Together and apart Freed Company building transformed into a duet that melodicism that runs like a glowing thread of these gentlemen engage in the sort of musical downtown in November, captivates audiences with starlight through their oeuvre. They’ll be constructions that have been compared to Duke City Sound Stage knowing nods to country joined onstage by Bloomington, Ind.’s Mike musique concrète and shoegaze filtered impresario Rhett classicism imbued with Adams At His Honest Weight , a band that through the lens of late 20th century synth- Butler says he’ll contemporary cross- features jangly guitars, soaring keyboards and a pop. Seemlessly melodic, Bundick’s work spans continue to over conceits. They’ll solid narrative lyricism that reflects a mid- multiple genres with particular attention paid provide an be gigging at The western rock aesthetic occasionally but noisily to entrancing danceability. Similarly, alternative Showroom at embraced by antecedents like The Ferraro—a classically trained pianist—builds to the Isleta Resort Replacements. The band’s recent work, compositions that, while hook-laden, shimmer and Casino Oscillate Wisely and Best of Boiler Room and shine with a fantastic variability that (11000 Classics, has a crispy and climbing surface touches on traditions as diverse as deep house Broadway tension that consistently and tremulously and lo-fi rocanrol. An all ages (13+) excursion SE) on contains dark undercurrents and deep passages to the edge of tomorrow’s aural dreamscape, revealed through the spot-on intuition of this event costs $15. The doors open at 7pm guitarist/songwriter Adams. It’s only five bucks and the music begins an hour later. to attend this 21+ show, quite a score for listeners seeking the new yet historically Friday informed directions American music has lately With Halloween on the verge of raising its taken. The joint opens up at 7pm; expect the perpetually decomposing head for, like, the rock at 8pm that night. 150th time in American history, references to So, yeah that oughta keep you all occupied the undead are popping up all over pop for a few days. It’s all about making that culture. Your best chance of making sense of C.T.A. (concert-time action), you know. this occult phenomenon may be at a show In the words of Eazy-E, “Why don’t called “Night of the Living Cover Bands” you come out from the piano/ And at Low Spirits (2823 Second Street bust this crazy shit?” Roughly NW) on Friday, Oct. 23. All sorts translated I think that means, of local bands—13 in fact— “Show up!” a will be trotting out their

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In fact, I bet you will be a savvy enchant, put under a spell.” In the 19th century, watcher even as you’re almost fully immersed in the “fascinate” expanded in meaning to include “delight, dynamic flux. attract, hold the attention of.” I suspect you will soon SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Are you an inventor? Is have experiences that could activate both senses of it your specialty to create novel gadgets and “fascinate.” My advice is to get the most out of your machines? Probably not. But in the coming weeks delightful attractions without slipping into you may have metaphorical resemblances to an bewitchment. Is that even possible? It will require inventor. I suspect you will have an enhanced ability you to exercise fine discernment, but yes, it is. to dream up original approaches and find TAURUS (April 20-May 20): One of the largest alternatives to conventional wisdom. You may machines in the world is a bucket wheel excavator in surprise yourself with your knack for finding Kazakhstan. It’s a saw that weighs 45,000 tons and ingenious solutions to long-standing dilemmas. To has a blade the size of a four-story building. If you prime your instincts, I’ll provide three thoughts from want to slice through a mountain, it’s perfect for the inventor Thomas Edison. 1) “To invent, you need a job. Indeed, that’s what it’s used for over in good imagination and a pile of junk.” 2) “Just Kazakhstan. Right now, Taurus, I picture you as because something doesn’t do what you planned it having a metaphorical version of this equipment. to do doesn’t mean it’s useless.” 3) “Everything That’s because I think you have the power to rip comes to those who hustle while they wait.” open a clearing through a massive obstruction that SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Some unraveling has been in your way. is inevitable. What has been woven together must GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Filmmaker Alfred now be partially unwoven. But please refrain from Hitchcock did a daily ritual to remind him of life’s thinking of this mysterious development as a impermanence. After drinking his tea each morning, setback. Instead, consider it an opportunity to re- he flung both cup and saucer over his shoulder, examine and redo any work that was a bit hasty or allowing them to smash on the floor. I don’t sloppy. Be glad you will get a second chance to fix recommend that you adopt a comparable custom for and refine what wasn’t done quite right the first time. long-term use, but it might be healthy and interesting In fact, I suggest you preside over the unraveling to do so for now. Are you willing to outgrow and yourself. Don’t wait for random fate to accomplish it. escape your old containers? Would you consider And for best results, formulate an intention to regard diverging from formulas that have always worked for everything that transpires as a blessing. you? Are there any unnecessary taboos that need to CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): “A waterfall would be broken? Experiment with the possible blessings be more impressive if it flowed the other way,” said that might come by not clinging to the illusion of Irish author Oscar Wilde. I appreciate the wit, but “permanence.” don’t agree with him. A plain old ordinary waterfall, CANCER (June 21-July 22): Terence was a comic with foamy surges continually plummeting over a playwright in ancient Rome. He spoke of love in precipice and crashing below, is sufficiently ways that sound modern. It can be capricious and impressive for me. What about you, Capricorn? In the weird, he said. It may provoke indignities and rouse coming days, will you be impatient and frustrated difficult emotions. Are you skilled at debate? Love with plain old ordinary marvels and wonders? Or will requires you to engage in strenuous discussions. you be able to enjoy them just as they are? Peace may break out in the midst of war, and vice AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Years ago, I moved versa. Terence’s conclusion: If you seek counsel into a rental house with my new girlfriend, whom I regarding the arts of love, you may as well be asking had known for six weeks. As we fell asleep the first for advice on how to go mad. I won’t argue with him. night, a song played in my head: “Nature’s Way,” by He makes good points. But I suspect that in the the band Spirit. I barely knew it and had rarely coming weeks you will be excused from most of thought of it before. And yet there it was, repeating those crazy-making aspects. The sweet and smooth its first line over and over: “It’s nature’s way of telling sides of love will predominate. Uplift and inspiration you something’s wrong.” Being a magical thinker, I are more likely than angst and bewilderment. Take wondered if my unconscious mind was telling me a advantage of the grace period! Put chaos control secret about my love. But I rejected that possibility; measures in place for the next time Terence’s version it was too painful to contemplate. When we broke up of love returns. a few months later, however, I wished I had paid LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): In the coming weeks, you will attention to that early alert. I mention this, Aquarius, have a special relationship with the night. When the because I suspect your unconscious mind will soon sun goes down, your intelligence will intensify, as provide you with a wealth of useful information, not will your knack for knowing what’s really important just through song lyrics but other subtle signals, as and what’s not. In the darkness, you will have an well. Listen up! At least some of it will be good news, enhanced capacity to make sense of murky matters not cautionary like mine. lurking in the shadows. You will be able to penetrate PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): When I advise you to deeper than usual and get to the bottom of secrets GET NAKED, I don’t mean it in a literal sense. Yes, I and mysteries that have kept you off-balance. Even will applaud if you’re willing to experiment with brave your grimy fears may be transformable if you acts of self-revelation. I will approve of you taking approach them with a passion for redemption. risks for the sake of the raw truth. But getting VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): New friends and arrested for indecent exposure might compromise unexpected teachers are in your vicinity with more your ability to carry out those noble acts. So, no, candidates on the way. There may even be potential don’t actually take off all your clothes and wander comrades who could eventually become flexible through the streets. Instead, surprise everyone with collaborators and catalytic guides. Will you be brilliant acts of surrender and vulnerability. Gently available for the openings they offer? Will you and sweetly and poetically tell the Purveyors of receive them with fire in your heart and mirth in your Unholy Repression to take their boredom machine eyes? I worry that you may not be ready if you are and shove it up their humdrum . a too preoccupied with old friends and familiar teachers. So please make room for surprises. SEND PICTURES OF YOUR FAVORITE SCARECROWS OR LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): More than any other DESCRIPTIONS OF YOUR DREAMS OF PROTECTION TO sign, you have an ability to detach yourself from life’s ME AT [email protected]. flow and analyze its complexities with cool objectivity. This is mostly a good thing. It enhances Go to realastrology.com to check out Rob Brezsny’s expanded your power to make rational decisions. On the other weekly audio horoscopes and daily text message horoscopes. The audio horoscopes are also available by phone at (877) 873-4888 hand, it sometimes devolves into a liability. 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