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V22 | SUNDAY,APRIL 29, 2012 | THE COURIER-JOURNAL

THURSDAY EVENING, MAY 3, 2012 (N) New Broadcast INS:Insight ATT:AT&T DSH:Dish DIR:DirecTV MOVIES SPORTS KIDS INS ATT DSH DIR 3PM3:30 4PM4:30 5PM5:30 6PM6:30 7PM7:30 8PM8:30 9PM9:30 10 PM 10:30 11 PM 11:30 ANPL 60 252 184 282 Too Cute! Fatal Attractions Swamp Wars River Monsters Blue Planet Wild Russia Wild Russia Wild Russia “Arctic” Wild Russia DISC American Chopper Cus- American Chopper Cus- MythBusters Urban Cash Cab Cash Cab MythBusters Urban MythBusters Urban MythBusters Urban Secrets of Bin Laden’s MythBusters Urban 38 120 182 278 tom motorcycles. tom motorcycles. myths tested. myths tested. myths tested. myths tested. Lair Files; papers. myths tested. DISN Good Luck Good Luck Shake It Shake It Jessie Real Jessie “Ro- Shake It Good Luck Good Luck Good Luck Phineas and """! WALL-E (‘08) Ben Burtt, Elissa (:15) Fish A.N.T. Farm Good Luck Shake It 29 302 172 290 Charlie Charlie Up! Up! friend. mancing” Up! Charlie Charlie Charlie Ferb Knight. Arobot in love. (G) Hooks Charlie Up! (TV G) FAM That ‘70s That ‘70s "" Coyote Ugly (‘00) Piper Perabo, Adam Garcia. ""! The Princess Diaries (‘01) Anne Hathaway, Julie Andrews. "" The Princess Diaries 2:Royal Engagement (‘04) Anne The 700 Club 40 178 180 311 Show Show Singer tends bar. (PG-13) Young girl learns she is aprincess. (G) Hathaway, Heather Matarazzo. Princess’ suitors. (G) FOOD 46 452 110 231 Giada Giada Contessa Contessa Paula’s Paula Chopped Chopped Chopped Chopped Sweet Genius (N) Sweet Genius HGTV 51 450 112 229 Curb App. Curb App. Curb App. Curb App. Curb App. Curb App. Curb App. Curb App. Hunters Hunters Selling NY Selling NY Selling LA Selling NY Hunters Hunters Hunters Hunters FAMILY HIST 54 256 120 269 Modern Marvels Modern Marvels Modern Marvels Swamp People Swamp People (N) (:01) HUB MIB “Sonic Batman Be- Hero Squad G.I. Joe G.I. Joe Transfrmer Batman Be- Goose- Batman: Batman: Transfrmer Goose- Sabrina The Facts of Mork & Happy Laverne & Batman 338 335 179 294 Boom” yond Show yond bumps Animated Animated bumps “Girlfriend” Life Mindy Days Shirley “Flop Goes” NICK 42 314 170 299 Kung Fu Penguins Big Time iCarly Sponge Sponge VICTOR. VICTOR. Sponge Fred Wife Wife Lopez Lopez ‘70s ‘70s Friends TLC 50 250 183 280 Cellblock 6: Lockup Cellblock 6: Lockup Cellblock 6: Lockup Cellblock 6: Lockup 20/20 on TLC (N) 20/20 on TLC (N) 20/20 on TLC (N) 20/20 on TLC (N) 20/20 on TLC TRAV 61 254 196 277 VFood VFood Food Wars Food Wars Bourdain VFood VFood VFood VFood VFood VFood Baggage Baggage Hotel Impossible Last Resorts II A&E The First 48 “American The First 48 “Last Ride; The First 48 “One Heart” The First 48 “Thicker Than” The First 48 “Ring; Last The First 48 “Under One The First 48 “Unarmed; The First 48 “Cold as Ice” (:01) The First 48 “Pointless; 36 132 118 265 Dream” (TV14) Trap” Homicide case. Witness murder. 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VARIETY LIFE 35 360 108 252 homes. homes. homes. homes. homes. homes. homes. Tipps” Raising kids. (N) Amanda de Cadenet MTV 37 502 160 331 Ridiculous Mny From "" How High (‘01) Method Man. (R) Best Dance Crew Substitute Ridiculous Ridiculous Mny From Pauly DPunk’d Punk’d (N) Pauly DPunk’d Pauly D OXYG 128 368 127 251 Next Top Model Next Top Model Top Model “Welcome” Next Top Model Snapped “Kelly Ryan” Snapped Snapped Best Ink “Purrfect Ink” Law &Order CI SPIKE Jail Jail Jail Jail Jail Jail Jail Jail Jail Jail Jail Jail Impact Wrestling (N) MMA Live 1000 Ways 41 145 168 241 (N) to Die (2:30) Sanc- Sanctuary “Out of the Sanctuary “Into the "" Alien: Resurrection (‘97) , Winona Ryder. A "" Dreamcatcher (‘03) Morgan Freeman, Thomas Jane. Friends foil amilitary "" Alien: Resurrection SYFY 64 151 122 244 tuary Blue” Alternate reality. Black” general plans the capture of an alien. (R) vigilante’s sadistic solution to adire alien threat. (R) (‘97) (R) TBS Loves Ray- Loves Ray- Friends Friends Friends “The Friends King of King of Seinfeld Seinfeld Family Guy Family Guy Big Bang Big Bang Big Bang Big Bang Conan October 2011: Zach 27 112 137 247 mond mond Ring” Queens Queens “Betrayal” “Opposite” Theory Theory Theory Theory Galifianakis. TNT The Closer “In Custody” Law &Order “Tabloid” Law &Order “Haven” Bones “Mayhem” Bassist Bones “Girl Mask” Head 2012 NBA Playoffs (Live) 2012 NBA Playoffs (Live) 43 108 138 245 Commissioner. Papparazzi murdered. Murder in Harlem. skeleton. in canal. TRUTV 53 164 204 246 Bait Car Bait Car Bait Car Bait Car Bait Car Bait Car Cops Cops World’s Dumbest... World’s Dumbest... Not Safe for Work (N) Jokers (N) Jokers Top 20 Shocking TVLD 65 138 106 304 Bonanza Bonanza (:13) M*A*S*H M*A*S*H M*A*S*H Home Home Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond Queens Queens TVONE Half &Half Half &Half Half &Half Half &Half Good Good ADifferent ADifferent Living Sin- Living Sin- Living Sin- Living Sin- Soul Food “Lovers &Oth- Soul Food “In Transition” Living Sin- Living Sin- 24 157 328 Times Times World World gle gle gle gle ers” Lem blackmails. Teri takes control. gle gle UNIV 67 3002 270 402 Dos hogares El gordo ylaflaca (N) Primer impacto (N) Perfecta Noticiero Una familia con suerte Cambios drásticos. Abismo de pasión (N) No amar (TVPG) Primer (N) Noticiero USA Burn Notice “Double NCIS “Judgment Day 1" NCIS “Judgment Day 2" NCIS “Last Man Stand” NCIS “Heartland” Gibbs’ NCIS “Nine Lives” Mur- NCIS “Murder 2.0" NCIS “Collateral Dam.” In Plain Sight “Sacrificial 33 124 105 242 Booked” Murder for hire. Death at NCIS. Death on team. Gibbs’ new team. hometown. dered Marine. Internet clues. Bank robbery. Lam” VH1 47 518 162 335 Mob Wives The Greatest The Greatest Couples Therapy Full Court Behind the Music “Notorious” "" Notorious (‘92) John Shea, Jenny Robertson. Notorious WGN Walker, Texas Ranger Walker, Texas Ranger Christine Old Chris- 30 Rock 30 Rock “To America’s Funniest How IMet How IMet How IMet How IMet WGN News at Nine The 30 Rock Scrubs “Nah 20 180 239 307 “Black Dragons” “Soldiers Hate” tine “” Love” Home Videos “Miracles” headline news. (N) “Tea” Nah” (2:00) """ The Matrix Reloaded (‘03, Science Fiction) CSI: Miami “Looks Could CSI: Miami “Eminent” CSI: Miami “Curse Coffin” ""! The Matrix Revolutions (‘03) Keanu Reeves, Laurence Fishburne. Humans ""! The Matrix Revo- AMC 26 795 130 254 Keanu Reeves, Laurence Fishburne. Neo speaks with the Oracle Kil” Male models killed. Neighborhood irate, politi- Strange murder case involving in city of Zion defend themselves against massive invasion of machines. (R) lutions (‘03) Keanu about Zion. (R) cian killed. voodoo. Reeves. (R) (2:35) ""! The Secret of My Success "" Nine Months (‘95) Hugh Grant, (:15) ""! Dragonheart (‘96, Fantasy) Dennis Quaid, Sean ""! The Quick and the Dead (‘95) (:50) Desperado (‘95, Action) Antonio Banderas, Salma Hayek. (:35) AMan ENC 630 932 340 535 (‘87, Comedy) Michael J. Fox, Helen Slater. Julianne Moore. Apsychologist becomes Connery. Knight &dragon fight tyrannical king. (PG-13) Leonardo DiCaprio, Russell Crowe. Old Aman with adangerous reputation arrives in town to take on a Apart (‘03) (R) (PG-13) afather. (PG-13) West shootout. (R) drug czar. (R) "" Break Up (‘98) , (:49) FXM """! Slumdog Millionaire (‘09) Dev Patel, Anil (:14) FXM ""! He Got Game (‘98) Denzel , Ray (:47) FXM """! Slumdog Millionaire (‘09) Dev Patel, Anil

MOVIE FMC 607 792 133 258 Bridget Fonda. Ahousewife’s situation Presents (N) Kapoor. Ayoung man’s sad life in the slums is revealed Presents (N) Allen. Agovernor offers aman clemency if his son will Presents (N) Kapoor. Ayoung man’s sad life in the slums is revealed turns deadly. (R) after he appears on agame show. (R) play basketball at his . (R) after he appears on agame show. (R) (2:00) The Power and the The Mighty McGurk (‘47) Wallace """ The Wonderful World of the Brothers Grimm (‘62) """! (‘67) Robert Blake, . Two delu- """ The Boston Strangler (‘68) TCM 608 790 132 256 Prize (‘56, Drama) Robert Tay- Beery, Dean Stockwell. Boxer helps or- Laurence Harvey, Karl Boehm. Jacob and Wilhelm Grimm collect fairy sional drifters brutally murder aKansas family and run away to Mex- Henry Fonda, Tony Curtis. Killer stalks lor. (NR) phaned boy find family. (NR) tales from neighboring villagers. (NR) ico. (R) women in Boston. (R) (2:30) Diary of aWimpy ""! Diary of aWimpy Kid 2: (:45) ""! Bruce Almighty (‘03, Comedy) Jim Carrey, Mor- 24/7 "! Green Lantern (‘11) Clancy Brown, Michael True Blood “I Wish IWas” Katie Mor- Katie Mor- HBO 700 802 300 501 Kid (‘10, Comedy) Zachary Rodrick Rules (‘11) Zachary Gordon, gan Freeman. God gives complainer almighty powers. (PG-13) Clarke Duncan. Amysterious ring grants acocksure test Missing Jason; Marnie talks to gan’s Sex gan’s Sex Gordon. (PG) Devon Bostick. (PG) superpowers. (PG-13) spirits. Tips Tips 2 (2:30) "" The Brady """ The Tree of Life (‘11) Brad Pitt, Sean Penn. A (:20) !You Got Served (‘04, Drama) Marques Houston, ""! Love and Other Drugs (‘10) Jake Gyllenhaal, """ The A-Team (‘10) Liam Neeson, Bradley Coo- MAX 730 832 310 515 Bunch Movie (‘95) Shelley Texan seeks to regain the lost innocence of his youth in Omari Grandberry. Adance crew enters acompetition. (PG-13) Anne Hathaway. Aone-night stand develops into more. per. Agroup of soldiers tries to clear their names after Long. (PG-13) the . (PG-13) (R) being convicted of acrime. (PG-13) (2:30) ""! The Oxford Murders (‘08, ""! Joan Rivers: APiece of Work """ Ceremony (‘11) Uma Thurman, ""! Womb (‘11) Eva Green, Matt Smith. Awoman "" Beastly (‘11) Alex Pettyfer, Gigolos Girls Of SHOW 750 852 318 545 Crime) Elijah Wood, John Hurt. University mur- (‘10) Kathy Griffin, Florian Klein. Aprofile Michael Angarano. Man tries to win over is devoured by forces that bear the clone of her de- Mary-Kate Olsen. Monster is given hope “Gigolution” Sunset der. (R) of comic Joan Rivers. (R) another’s wife. (R) ceased love one. with romance. (PG-13) Place (N)

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