29, CORD VolumeTHENumber 16 Jan. WEEKLY Thursday 12,1989 WilfridLaurier University

TURRET: DOWN THE TUBES?

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Editor . Bryan C. Leblanc Associate Jonathan Stover Contributors Frances McAneney Keri Downs Sean Stockholm lan C. Morton Jamie Allan Larry "Bud" Melman COMMENT Contributors John Oberholtzer Paul Tallon George & the boys D.C. No task is too tough. The Pelvis (inspiration)

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The Turret was never actually $30,000 in debt, as reported in the Cord back in December. At the time that financial situation existed, according to WLUSU VP: Finance, a large number of outstanding deposits had not yet been reconciled back into Turret revenue figures. The deficit, then, was a phantom one ~ real only for a fleeting time. Thus, as of December 2, 1988, the Turret was "pretty well in line with last year's profits" Gain said. However, Gain also noted that even though 1987-88 and 1988-89 profits are comparable to date, the Turret is still mired in the midst of a four-year decline in revenues. "The Turret," said Gain, "is con- tinually going down." Compared to last year's figures, Thursday night profits have gone up slightly. Wednesday nights didn't actually decline from 1987 fig- ures, although in both cases the amounts of money made were not high. Friday and Saturday nights have seen noticeable declines, with Friday night revenues down $10,000 to date. Revenue from the bars has remained fairly true-to-budget. $350,264 was targeted in the 1988-89 budget, and as of December 2, $166,736 of that target had been made. However, door revenues, Flood washes only $7,432 with one term out Turret budgeted about stand at at $38,000, now already gone. By Bryan C. Leblanc for several hours. According to PP&P, the clog was caused by misuse of the facilities. Many items, such The Turret was shut down last Thursday due to as sanitary napkins and cups, are regularly flushed a backed-up sewer system. On what is traditionally into the system and cause frequent problems. The one of the busiest nights of the year, patrons were sewer lines in the SUB have been rendered useless sent home at 10:30. countless times due to misuse, according to PP&P. Clogged lines between the What a mess!: sewer second and Bar receipts for the evening were approximately main floors of the Student Union Building caused Did you see the $4000, with an estimated $3000 lost in revenue due an overflow Games flood in our Stu- in the Turret and the Room. to the premature closing. Water ran out of the washrooms on both floors, dent Union build- causing minor water damage to the north-west stair- Damage to the SUB was limited to 15 or 16 ing last Thursday well of the SUB. Many ceiling tiles were also ceiling tiles. Total costs for the clean-up are not night? Here are destroyed by the flood. available, but the total cost of the physical damage Laurier's finest Patrons, who had been using the washroom off was slight, according to Building Director John attempting to of the Concourse, were sent home at 10:30 when Karr. clean up the security ordered the Turret closed. It is illegal to Insurance does not cover the physical damage, mess. operate a licensed lounge without washroom and the deductible is too high to warrant claiming facilities. for lost revenue said Karr. Maintenance personnel from Physical Plant and The Turret was open as usual the following eve- Planning were called in and remained on the scene ning. New agenda for second term Turret

By Jonathan Stover while attendance had also been opinion that the Turret was the asking for trouble" according to Whatever is done, however, low for movie nights in IEI. main problem. While revenues Gilkinson. Gilkinson said that part of the Major cutbacks and changes "Tastes are changing," Gilkinson for the Turret this year aren't One theory for the declining plan is to "leave Thursday night have been made to the second said. down from last year's figures, the pub-going trend offered by both wide open." The Paul James term entertainment offered by The question of how WLUSU president said that there is a Bird and VP: Finances Chris Band will appear on Thursday, WLUSU. entertainment should be ap- definite declining trend in Gain is that students are studying January 26, but for the most part proached has been asked before. revenues over the last four or five more and working harder than in the Turret's biggest night will These changes spell an end to Should entertainment be run to years. previous years, leaving less time remain the same. Thursdays have "alternative" bands and Oxygen make money, or as a potentially for late-night revelry. Bird noted remained popular. Parties on Wednesday nights at money-losing service to the stu- With that in mind, changes that admittance standards have the Turret The movie sched- IEI dent population? were made, changes which Bird been steadily increasing at WLU. The programming director ule has been slimmed down as WLUSU president Karen Bird deemed "just stop-gap measures" Whether creeping keen-ness is doesn't believe that the Turret's well. A "revamped" entertain- which "may create more prob- appearance — likened by some to itinerary bring - ment will a num- lems than not." She is not sure a high school gymnasium has ber of clone bands to the Turret, Time for a change whether the hiring of clone bands, Are keen students anything to do with the drop-offs in the more noon-hour activities at a tepid Turret? the search for "big name" bands, terminating Turret? in attendance. Karen Bird dis- concourse, ballroom dancing and the cutback in films will agreed. hopefully rela- classes, and some work. "It's not a solution," said "We need to make the Turret tively "big name" entertainers "give Bird. distinct," the president concluded, such as Paul James and David stated that WLUSU should the source of WLUSU woes, what most of "rather than, as some people say, Wilcox to WLU before the term most of the students Gilkinson blames some of the however, would be hard to prove. want." Student a cafeteria serving drinks in ends. "Rock and roll" nights, with the students VP: Turret letdown on increased com- Activities Murray Jose noted that VP: Student Activities Mur- plastic glasses on plastic trays to more traditional rock music, will petition from venues such as prob- "we lose money on most bands," ray Jose, who addressed the people sitting on plastic chairs." become a Friday night staple. Phil's Grandson's Place and Fed declining but that WLUSU must also take lem of Turret revenues Hall. Many non-students who at a November BSA meeting, On a brighter note, Wilf's into consideration its funding might once have come with a agreed with the motivation be- Cafe has proven to be a good duties towards various non-profit WLU friend to events in the Tur- hind the changes. "We wouldn't moneymaker, with TGIF, Wilf's services. A balance between ser- ret may now be going elsewhere. have done it (the changes) if we Cafe and the Just Joking comedi- vice and decent attendance When Andrew Cash played the didn't think it was a good idea." an programs catering to relatively needed to be struck. Turret in November, the show He noted that the changes to large crowds. didn't out. Changes in scheduling began sell A later date at Wednesday nights were needed According to WLUSU Pro- to be addressed by WLUSU in because "those were the nights gramming Director Marie late November. Bird said that that really bombed." Gilkinson, it was "time for a single explana- to there was "no one Say goodbye Gilkinson said that booking change" on a number of entertain- multiniduous prob- tion" for the alternative music any band - and big-name acts es- ment fronts. The practice of to take another lems. "We had pecially - is always iffy. Thus, booking alternative bands or Bird con- look at programming," while an ultra-popular performer playing alternative music on tinued. Wednesday nights had turned out Phil's Grandson's Place did. like David Wilcox would be a to be a failure during the first To that end, a number of Turret entrance policy is a godsend financially, getting him term. Low attendance had be- meetings with everyone from the product of its liquor license, the now may be a problem. Most per- come the norm, with sometimes Student Pub Managers to the programming director said, and formers head into the studio dur- Hey... Remember the great pool fewer than 30 people in the Turret BSA and the OMB in attendance should not be changed. To turn ing the winter months, noted the scene in Caddyshack? Well this isn't for some acts. Fridays and Satur- were held. From those meetings, the WLUSU bar into a more programming director, making a chocolate bar and this IS days were also sometimes sparse, Bird said, came the general wide-open venue would be "just bookings a problem. the Turret last Thursday. Nice eh? The Cord Weekly netijs 4 Thursday, January 12,1989

11 * Nominations open for ail elected positions open on Wednesday Jan. 18 J i 11 at 8 am. I |

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restrictions whatsoever on dol- voicing your opinion to the slaughter of these highly in- phin kills. owners and government official telligent creatures. Moreover, the ENVIRONMENTALLY in charge of the fisheries, will imminent extinction of these Due to efforts by conserva- perhaps open their eyes and en- beautiful beings makes it essen- tionists, some major tuna fleets courage them to change an abys- tial that we make inroads to pro- are to take marine biologists mal situation. The past 30 to 40 tect these important mammals Speaking rights of along to ensure that the years should have been enough and their environment. dolphins are not infringed upon. time for many companies to dis- by Ian MortonC. Unfortunately, thanks to "selec- cover alternative forms of harvest tive" hiring practices, many of the which do not kill dolphins to the in open Recently, conservationist Although the Marine Mam- atrocities which occur current extent. RECYCLE water reported. Pay-offs nightmares were confirmed when mal Protection Act of 1972 was are never happen. it was discovered that large num- supposed to cut dolphin kills to The story of the dolphin is

of dolphins were being killed zero, 250,000 dolphins — RECYCLE bers many of Individuals can make a dif- only one of many environmental off the west coast of the United them endangered species — are ference, however. By contacting concerns which deserves immedi- States. What was feared became killed annually. In order to avoid established environmental organi- ate attention by the contributors fact when Sam La Budde, a U.S. the Act, many fleets have zations you can find out which to the problem, the human race. RECYCLE National Marine Fisheries Ser- switched flags and now sail from major tuna brands exploit the dol- Current fishing methods are THIS NEWSPAPER vice biologist, video-recorded the countries which have little or no phin most. Secondly, writing and available to stop the senseless slaughter of hundreds of dolphins oh one fishing trip alone. "Be- cause dolphins in the Eastern Tropical Pacific tend to gather Scholarship established for deceased student above school of yellow-fin tuna, fishing fleets for years have cast Special to the Cord memory of our dear son Mark memory of Mark. room in your hearts to remember nets around them, resulting in the Lindemann. We also want to ex- We want to thank all who Mark. drowning and mutilation of mil- Mark Lindemann, 22, the press our heartfelt thanks to all played some part in Mark's life. Your kindness and thoughtful- lions of dolphins." (Greenpeace, third-year Geography major who who knew Mark and made his We still feel that although his life ness will always be remembered. May/88) passed away during die Christmas years at Wilfrid Laurier Univer- was short-lived, he lived it to the holidays, will be remembered at sity enjoyable ones. fullest and was in some way able Shirley and Werner Lindemann Drift nets can be singled out WLU through a student award. Thanks to so many students to touch others around him. Paul and Christie Lindemann as the major cause of not only the Lindemann, a Chatham na- who did come to Chatham during We appreciate the efforts of David Lindemann death of thousands of dolphins, tive, died at Kitchener-Waterloo the busy Christmas season, and all who tried to help Mark the but of many other innocent forms Hospital on December 18. He all others who were in some way night he died. of sea life such as water fowl. was to have graduated in spring thinking and sharing in our grief, A note of thanks to President Fishing fleets will often launch 1989. Contributions to the award we feel it was a fine tribute to and Mrs. Weir for their beautiful small motor boats dropping small fund may be made to the WLU Mark as well as a great comfort floral arrangement they sent to bombs into the water to confuse Development Fund, in memory of to us. our home. Even in our grief, we and force yellow-finned tuna into Mark Edward Lindemann. Added thanks to Dr. and Mrs. realize that Mark was fortunate the huge drift nets. Once caught, Following is a message from Hall who unselfishly came to to be part of a caring university many dolphins cannot escape. the parents and siblings of Chatham with kind words about such as Wilfrid Laurier, and we Many drown. Even if fishermen Lindemann to the staff and stu- Mark which meant a great deal to will continue to hold Wilfrid make a concerted effort to release dents of Wilfrid Laurier Univer- us. Laurier University in high the disabled dolphins, many will sity: Special thanks to JeffAbram- esteem. die, due to the very close and de- Our sincere thanks to all who son and Neil Thornton and others In closing, we wish all of you veloped family networks which contributed towards the beautiful for their ongoing effort in starting much success in your chosen will be destroyed. arrangements sent in a Bursary (Geography) in careers and hope there will be floral Mark Lindemann 1

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Thompson repeatedly said that he was surprised By Jostens I Sean Stokholm that students were not able to express their concerns directly to the department. department The WLU Cooperative Education The director said that there are mechanisms doing job. in isn't its place to deal with student complaints. These in- At a number fourth-year least that's what of clude at least six obligatory interviews over the are saying. Complaints include a business students course of three work terms, as well as question- lack of response to student problems, improper is naires at the end of each work term designed to en- back! as to screening of jobs quality and applicability, and courage student input about the job placement. the mandatory stay of two terms out of a total of Thompson said that the requirement of spending three with one employer. Many students feel that two of three work terms with the same employer there is a decided lack of communication and un- was standard at most Canadian universities with derstanding of their needs by the Co-op department. Photographer will be on Co-op programs. Since employers invest a certain While most feel that the cooperative experience amount of time in training these student-workers, campus from Jan. 17th - 27th is a generally beneficial one, there is still a feeling they want the extra term to increase the profit they of resentment towards the department. One student, derive from their initial training investment who requested anonymity, noted that the Co-op de- Thompson believes that students tend to be- partment is "just maintaining jobs, and (is) not con- come disenchanted with a job during the second or cerned with quality or applicability (of the jobs of- third work term because their expectations are too Sign up in front of the fered.)" high. The director noted that some feel they have world by the tail" at this stage, believing that John Thompson, Director of Cooperative Edu- "the they deserve higher-level jobs of a supervisory na- info booth this week!!! cation, responded by citing the 50 jobs unfilled for the 1988 September-to-December work term. Ac- ture. cording to Thompson, students are expected to re- Certain students are doing more than complain- search the jobs posted by the department before ap- ing. There was to be a meeting this week on Wed- composite plying for them. "The department does not place nesday, January 11 to discuss grievances and form free students," Thompson stated. a plan of action for an official meeting next week. I J Professor talks about environment amounts of carbon dioxide elsewhere. There is no sense Where were you last Tuesday huge ot atmosphere choking ecological night? Well, if you weren't in into the and interconnectiveness. room 101 of the Seminary you all living things. Everything we do has implica- somewhere, time to missed a great talk given by Dr. — 50,000 square kilometers of tions and it is Don Morgenson of the Depart- rainforest are destroyed by log- realize that. ment of Psychology. He spoke of ging every year. In Africa and — Donald's, the environment and what we, as Mac every year, pro- Sauceii South East Asia logging is com- 1,700,000,000 feet of duces cubic a species, are doing to it. not they ing to an end, because styrofoam. Not only does the pro- to the damage they Dr. Morgenson is a very ac- have wised up duction of this substance destroy (Saucee there are complished speaker, rich with are doing, but because the ozone layer, it does not anecdotes and informed about his no more trees left and it is no decompose fully. During the little topic. One got the feeling, how- longer profitable. bit of decomposition which does the to evolution of flavour ever, that he was speaking the — People have a very difficult occur, wildly toxic poisons are 884-0001 converted. The talk was time understanding the fact that released into the food chain. sponsored by the Laurier En- their actions have implications Sort of scary, isn't it? vironmentalists and most of the DAILY SPECIALS audience were members of that In Our Dining Room club. It is sad but true that those who need lectures like this the Tues. Mon. Wed. FREE Soup of the Day most are the least likely to be in Lunch with any Meal valued at $4.00 attendance. Dine In Or Take Out Here is a run-down of some of most poignant Mon. Buy any Food item at regular the of the facts laid us Evening price and receive a second before by Dr. Morgenson. item of equal or less value — In Central America, the cur- for 1/2 price rent level of logging will destroy all rainforest in the area by the Tues Buy Any Hamburger or Garlic year 1995. Evening Burger at the Reg. Price and Receive a Second for 1/2 Price. — "With every hamburger we are Wed. FREE WINGS! eating we are swinging an axe at Evening 50% more with every the rainforest". Large burger Single or Double Order. chains buy up, bulldoze and burn huge tracts ofrainforest, thus tak- -licenced by LLBO- ing away a vital source of oxygen for the planet. The burning sends Dr. Donald Morgenson *I^——l—* &&& ebytown food co-op &ft Looking for a food shopping alternative that gives you less? At ebytown, you'll find a wide range of nutritious and tasty products with less packaging, less processing, less '.Mill* expense and less walking than where you're shopping now! ° PICTIONARY 112) ®/] TOURNAMENT 4(1 ebgtouJn 'ood co-op I Building A Tuesday Jan 17/ ( \_ 280 Phillip St., 4 '•fx Waterloo Co-op Residence Inc. — 8:00 p.m. Ground Floor—North Side Entrance Gef your team together! __>rrs^ 4 people per team For hours and other information, phone us! / 886-8806 FREE! MENTION THIS AD AND GET 10% OFF YOUR FIRST MONTH'S GROCERIES! The Cord Weekly urius 7 Thursday, January 12,1989 Info needed for story The incidence of reported sexual assault has remained silent. risen 87% in the past five years. Our campus All submissions will be treated in the STRIC- has not been unaffected by this phenomenon, as TEST of confidence. Anonymity will be un- evidenced by last term's rape scare. equivocally guaranteed. to us your One of the most unreported crimes, however, There are several methods tell come to our offices ar- is so-called "date rape". This occurs when a story. You can up and time to talk to us, you can phone in your woman (or a man) is coerced into sex by some- range a story, to one she knows, such as a boyfriend, or a "date". you can call and arrange a time to talk us and we'll come to you. If you feel uncomfort- The Cord is currently putting together a able talking to a man about this, we will have a -N news feature about the occurrence of "date woman available to talk to you. rape" on our campus. We believe it is a vital is- We wish to treat all those who come forward Concordia University sue which needs to be addressed, but we can not with respect and dignity. It is not our wish to in- do it without your help. We are asking that any- timidate anyone or make anyone feel uncomfort- one who has experienced "date rape", or who able. We will protect your anonymity complete- Graduate Fellowships* believes that they might have, come forward and ly, in whatever way you wish.

tell their story. If we are to make people aware . But we need to hear from you if we are to Value: $6,500 to $10,000 of the severity of this crime, and its frequency, educate people about this crime. We need to we need to hear from the victims who have Application deadline: February 1,1989 hear from you if we are to help stop it. Commencement of tenure: September 1989 or January 1990 Committee formed

For details and application forms, contact the WLU addresses sexual harassment Graduate Awards Officer, By Keri Downs consist of two members ap- The Committee will begin its S-202, Concordia University pointed by the Students' Union, work as soon as all members have ad- been appointed, possibly early Montreal, Quebec H3G IMB one male and one female, to as dress student Members as next week. Tel.: (514) 848-3809 Laurier finally has its own concerns. < is Sexual Harassment Committee. of the Committee have not as yet Dr. Lyons looking forward *Includes the David Azrieli Graduate Fellowship, to formulating a good J. A Council of Ontario Univer- been appointed, but Dr. Lyons policy in the Stanley G. French Graduate Fellowship, order to deal with gender issues sities report issued in last Decem- expects the process to be com- at the john W. O'Brien Graduate Fellowship, and the ' gender plete byFriday. WLU. Alcan Doctoral Fellowship in Commerce and Administration. ber addressed issues on University campuses. It outlined the various ways Universities ! CONCORDIA # have devised to ensure that City council slams door fji ' UNIVERSITY employment equity is strived for, and how sexual harassment is on new boarding houses dealt with on their campuses. Laurier has decided to investi- By Bryan C. Leblanc gate the problem, in an effort to City Council address gender issues. Waterloo has extended the freeze on rooming-house growth the Macgregor Neighbourhood for Dr. Harriet Lyons has been in one more year. This was done despite charges levied by WLUSU VP: University Affairs Jill iUw3Bjfd >][ asked by WLU President Dr. a>TiT>liT>ri Jtl iWI JiT*l IT* Archer that Council John Weir to chair a committee has been dragging its feet on the issue. Archer believes that Council on sexual harassment. The Com- and Staff have had enough time to study the issue over the past year. "Why was mittee has been given a mandate the Housing report not brought forward until October 11? Why public meeting to study policies and procedures was a not held until November 30?" said Archer. on sexual harassment at other The Interim Control By-Law prohibits the Universities and to submit recom- establishment of rooming-houses the Macgregor Neighbourhood, which mendations for a policy to be im- in is an eleven block area to the south of the WLU plemented at WLU. Procedures campus bounded by King Street, Bridgeport Road, Waterloo Park, and Central will be put in place to raise Street. It was instituted last year to allow the City to awareness of sexual harassment study the problem of student housing in the area. and a process to deal with com- top deck Archer asked that the proposed year extension by-law plaints will be investigated. one of the For a free TOP DECK colour brochure complete and mail to: 1 be limited to six months. Chairperson of TRAVEL CUTS, 187 College Street, Toronto, Ontario MST IP7 Dr. Lyons, City Planning Commissioner Tom Slomkie stated that "even a — Sociology Anthropology, and year (extension of the by-law) might not be enough. If it is limited to Top Deck Brochure"! says< that the striking of the com- 1 1 ; six months, I'll be back in five months asking for another six mittee is not in direct response to months." | Name: | By provincial law, the maximum duration for a by-law of the COU report. Rather, it has this kind is two years. ' been the works since last I Address: I in Councillor Andrew Telegdi felt that staff should endeavor to have March. "We knew policy was I I a the study completed by August in order to alleviate the problem of ] Postal Code: 1 it was simply a needed,i and ques- housing for incoming students next September, "if it's not done by of the Canadian Federation of Students. of mechanism to to The Travel ComDanv I tion what use September, it might as well not be done for another year" said IRAVELCUTS get it" said Lyons. Telegdi. HiiHr Along with representatives All attempts to change the proposal were failed, however. Council Going Way! from Faculty, Staff and the Ad- passed the one year extension to the by-law. Only Telegdi voted Your ministration, the Committee will against the motion. The Cord Weekly 8 Thursday, January 12,1989

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More corrupt reallocations Doesn't WLUSU like us anymore? Did we, the volunteers who slave on negligible pay and sleep to keep the student end of this university running, do something naughty to warrant such dismal treatment? Were we bad? WLUSU has gone and gotten almighty on us, again, re- allocating money without telling anyone. In the process, the potentates down the hall cut down on the available funds with which to help thank the multitude of volunteers who donate their time to the various student-organized activities. These funds would have been used to help throw a Itum-dinger of a bash, called the Annual Volunteer Dinner. What kind of money are we talking about, and where did it go? Well, we're not dealing with huge mounds of money, roughly about $400, but it is enough to help throw a good party. As to where it went, that's an interesting question. It was re-allocated (read taken without permission) to wine and dine the full-time paid staff who daily reside in the WLUSU offices. Now, let's not get the wrong idea. The full-time staff do deserve some perks because they work their butts off for the good of this school. But where the problem exists is in the way this re-allocation was done. The dinner wasn't budgeted for, but, surprise of sur- prises, this didn't stop the poobahs in the Student Union. They decided to take the money, without consulting the BOD as they are required to do, something the executive got very experi- enced at before Christmas. And, on a logical plane, does it make sense to take a perk Williamspoint, PA, 60% said NO! away from one group, a group who is not fully paid for their ef- In and in some cases not at all, and give it to a group Well, what did do last Thursday night after fort paid you GUEST COMMENT who can afford to go out for dinner much more than we stu- the Turret closed? Phil's? OEP? Home? We BY dents can? I think not, but unfortunately, we weren't consulted thought our evening was over too, until.... on this matter. Isn't it always the way? Someone suggested a road trip to Toronto, then GEORGE, GEORGE, NASCI, Montreal, then Florida! Things were getting out of MO, AND DUDLEY control! Before we knew it, our bags were packed with shades, shorts, and suntan lotion. We were on back and grumbled,"l hope you boys know what Patching holes not enough our way to 48 hours of hell on wheels and 24 hours you're doing." of and fun. What the hell, it's term. We were on our way...there was no stopping us So who says there's anything wrong with the Turret? Let's sun a new Sometimes you've just got to say "what the @#*!" now...save the fury of mother nature herself. For take short peek the things that may be driving students to a at By 2:30 am we were on the QEW - boy were five feverish hours, we battled the elements, the in other places: drink we excited...So excited that we almost didn't notice confinement, and the inevitable aromas that follow The toilets explode sometimes: Ooh, that's a pretty cheap the cherry lights behind us. a'boys night out'. shot. all, OMB and all the pub After WLUSU, the managers "Where are you boys headed?" the officer who At 7:56 am drunkeness subsided, sobriety set in, can't stand against an act of god. And the rest of the time, Tur- pulled us over asked. and reality soon followed. bathroom impeccable. lineup or two "Florida!" we cheered. ret facilities are What's a We were in Williamspoint, Penn. when '60% between of medieval "Florida?" he queried in disbelief. The officers friends, or facilities right out Europe? said no'. While eating breakfast at the golden ar- chortled over the roof of our car, pausing only to And who really wants doors on the bathroom stalls all the ches, a vote was taken. Our destiny was slap their knees. decided. time? George, George and Dudley backing out. Sensing our impending freedom, Mike con- were Mo The decor leaves something to be desired: Or, in more and Nasci were furious. There was dissension the fessed to speeding. Dumbfounded, the officer said in polite terms, the decor It looks like what a grade ranks. We decided a picture would suffice as proof sucks. shut-in "What speeding? You were swerving." After shar- (a gym- of our meager accomplishment. Alas, we found niner might imagine a happening place to look like ing many an anecdote, the officers wished us luck ourselves beside the road sign at Gomer Pyle's ga- nasium with booze!) Hey, kids, can you say "Renovation on our journey and escorted us to the border. We rage and diner. "Could you take a picture of us time"? bid our new found friends adieu. something please?" we asked as we handed Gomer our One The music leaves else to be desired: It's time We were now at the bridge to the U.S.A. We Step. to have a student drive to buy music for the DJ, so they can officer in the booth what our plans were. told the "You know how to work this gadget, Vern?" current, where, boys?" said, "Pull play songs which are danceable and/or sound good. "You're going He Gomer asked his friend. After a 15 minute informa- of frying fire. Barring that, everyone could just wear their walkmen. But if over"...Out the pan and into the He tion session Gomer aimed and pushed immigration the button. you're going to do that, why bother going to the Turret? sent us into the office of and nationiza- We had proof of our journey. we dealing with The brand-new explanation for declining attendance over tion where found ourselves Roscoe There was one stop left in our ill-fated trip; Buf- the last four years holds that students are studying more and P. Coltraine, the border patrolman. "How much falo for chicken wings. money are you boys taking with ya?" Collectively partying less. But Phil's Grandson's Place and (here's the We arrived in Tonawanda just in time to watch if we had $45 and a varitable plethora of credit cards. Friday nights, there's be a 3 alarm fire, a daily ritual in these areas. Through kicker) Morty's are packed on must In he questioned his infinite American wisdom, the the smoke we saw a tacky neon sign that read something wrong. our Canadian Visa Mastercard. credibility of and "Santora's chicken wings" It was time to nourish Maybe WLUSU should start working on long term solu- "Are you sure they take these here the in our withered bodies. After clearing our sinuses with tions instead of simply patching the holes with short term filler, States?" "Yes (you moron)," we muttered under our suicide wings we continued on our journey home. We wouldn't want these problems to explode like the sewage boys ever at breath. "You been turned away the We arrived in Waterloo at 6:37 pm thus ending our system, would we? border before?" he then asked. "Only once, when adventure until... we tried to smuggle bazooka the border," a across We were turned away at the Turret at 9:02 pm. Nasci replied. Pausing for quite some time, Rosco "Now what?" someone asked. The Cord Editorial Board behalf of realized it a joke. What a sense of Editorial opinions are approved by on Cord finally was "Well I hear there's a great bar in Montreal!" itaff and arc independent of the University, the Students Union and the Student humour these border patrol men have. After Publications Board. scrupulous deliberation, Roscoe handed our I.D. to be continued... EDITORIAL BOARD LETTERS TO THE EDITOR must be typed, double spaced no Cori Ferguson, Editor-in-Chief Bryan C. Leblanc, News Editor and submitted by Jonathan Stover, Associate News Editor Brad Lyon, Sports Editor later than 6:00 p.m., the Friday before desired publication date. Letters must include Neville Blair, Scene Editor Kat Rios, Production Manager the author's full name, telephone and student I.D. numbers for verification. Erika Sajnovic, Features Editor Maximum length permitted for Letters to the Editor is 400 words. The Cord is published during the fall and winter academic terms. Offices are lo- cated on the second floor of the Student Union Building, at Wilfrid Laurier Uni- versity, 75 University Ave W., Waterloo (519) 884-2990. The Cord is a member THERE WILL BE A CORD STAFF MEETING ON FRIDAY, of r«n»Hi»n University Press and the Ontario Community Newspaper Association. Copyright 1988, WLU Student Publications. No part of The Cord may be IN THE CORD OFFICES AT 2:30 P.M. reproduced without the permission of the Editor-in-Chief. The Cord Weekly 9 Thursday, January 12,1989 Gazing in the navel of the new year What is the purpose of existence? Is the earth to destruction because of man's doomed disregard GUEST for the environment? Why do I suddenly have more COMMENT hair on my back than on my head? During the BY Question Christmas break, these and other important ques- JOHN OBERHOLTZER tions became an obsession with me, largely as a result of my having run out of beer money on De- set on fire and spread throughout the continent. And cember 28th. But seriously, there are many moral, what about the Greenhouseeffect? The hole in the social and philosophical problems that each ozone layer is now of such a of the person dangerously large size Week must deal with throughout their life, and if I start that Roseanne Barr can almost fit through. While By Vicki Williams Leblanc now, I can be done in time to watch the Leaf game this might help to eliminate starvation, the problem and Bryan later tonight. So let's get started. of overpopulation has led many countries to en- First of all, what is the purpose of life? (more courage the use of birth control devices. The free specifically, my life). Am I here to help mankind or condom in every box of "Fruit Loops" is a case in What do you think about the recent Bill 101 (178) controversy? am I just an insignificant speck of dust? If the latter point. is true, is there some club I can join to meet All of these depressing notions aside, there is an gorgeous blonde specks? What about the quest for even more depressing issue-death. Is there an knowledge? It seems like a good idea but those bus afterlife? If so, do we get a meal on the flight? And tours can be awfully boring. All things considered, what about heaven? Is the car insurance any It's discriminatory to both cul- I must have picked up some knowledge somewhere cheaper up there? Finally, what age will I be in tures. They need both sides to along the way. I mean I'm one of the few people heaven? I mean, if you go to heaven as the age you have equal representation. who can actually understand what George Bell is are when you die, then there are a majority of old saying. people there. Somehow, I can't picture heaven as Chris Summers But enough about me, what about the world an eternal shuffleboard tournament. Biz Dip around me? The January 2nd issue of "Time" out- In conclusion, there are many different ways of (recently engaged) lines many of the problems which future genera- approaching these questions, although the impor- tions will have to face. What are we going to do tant thing is that you approach them. But don't with all of our excess waste? I suggest shipping it overdo it. After all, you can't get any credits for all to Buffalo, but then again it would probably be your degree by sitting around and thinking. BLOOM COUNTY by Berke Breathed

It's discriminatory, but if they can have English there, we should have French here.

Kathy Lee Hons. Math

I agree with the Supreme Court ruling. They should be allowed to have English on their signs.

Doug McSorley Unclassified

I don't Dianne Quintal Acc. Dip

It doesn't make sense that you can't have English on the outside when you have it on the inside.

Gail Strachan History

Can I think about it and get back to you?

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thehaza By Ita Kendall Sentenne wouldn't disclose how much money Peggy Cosgrove of"the Heart and Stroke foun­ Mulroney. Canadian University Press the Heart Foundation receives each year from Im­ dation says that the provincial board does accept When the Canadian government introduced Bill Other departments at Concordia are not immune and asco Ltd., but says that the money is contributed by unsolicited monies from anyone, including tobacco C-51 last year to legislate tobacco advertising, the from the politics of tobacco. E.A. Sajnovic employees as well as the company. companies. "If they are part of the problem, they industry spent more than $4 million opposing it. Last fall, the university's athletics department The tobacco industry also contributes to the can be part of the solution," Cosgrove feels. Passed this summer, Bill C-51 will curtail to- came under fire when its newspaper, The Sting, ap­ Kidney Foundation of Canada, which supports re­ When the U.S. Surgeon General, Luther Terry, bacco advertising from Canadian media and limit peared to promote smoking. search into kidney disorders, including cancer of first reported in 1964 that smoking caused lung sponsorship of cultural and sports events by tobac- Billed as Canada's largest all-sport university Andreas Seibert was shocked. As a member of the kidneys, a disease linked to tobacco. cancer, a Rothmans' official suggested that not co companies. paper, the publication printed a column criticizing Concordia University's Clean Air Coalition, he "From a non-profit organization's point of view, puffing too hard or too rapidly and not inhaling the To fight against this single piece of legislation, Bill C-51 written by broadcaster George Springate, called the Quebec Heart Foundation last September how can you turn down these donations when it's last third of a cigarette would reduce the health manufacturers tried to create the illusion that there a former member of the Quebec legislative assemb- to enlist' their support for an anti-smoking already so difficult to raise money?" Kidney Faun- risks, yet at that time, the tobacco industry had al­ was a broad opposition from average Canadians. ly. campaign. dation official Shelley Paris says. ready acquired immense political clout. A "citizen's coalition" against the bill was set The paper also featured an editorial by athletics The foundation would not get involved in anti- . The Kidney Foundation does not do any lobby­ Nearly 25 years later, the same dubious state­ up and funded by Rothman's. A huge letter-writing director Bob Philip saying " .. .I urge you to smoking advoc~cysince the tobacco industry mg or adv~cywork nor. does it speak out against ments are still made. campaign was aimed at MPs, the letters composed patronize our advertisers whose support make The represents a maJor source of its funding, he was the tobacco .mdustry. Until recently, tobacco com­ "We do not concede smoking causes lung can­ with varying format and typestyles to make it ap- Sting possible." told. pany executives were running the foundation and cer and other diseases," Michel Descoteaux, the pear there was a spontaneous backlash from or- In the back was a full-page colour ad for

$uch are t!te politics of tobacco, the only legal organ.izing its fund-raising ~ves.. public relations director for Imperial Tobacco, told dinary peop~e. . . Player's cigarettes, an Imasco product product that kills when used exactly as intended. Vtctor Drury, a former vtce-prestdent at Imasco, a reporter in 1987. The ta~ti~sbackfired when the C~adt:mMedi- At Wilfrid Laurier University, the smoking is- But because countless studies have already served as the foundation's executive director until "No one knows what causes cancer," Jeff cal .A~soctationand the Non-Smok~~s Rights (\s- sue came to a head this past summer when the ad­ s~ownthe harmful effects of smoking, the tobacco September when he left for a bid during the No­ Labow, a vice president at RJR-Macdonald Inc., soctauon denounc~dthe letter wnung campru~n.ministration put into practice a policy restricting dilemma no longer centers on health issues. Instead, vember 21 federal election as an unsuccessful Lib­ was quoted as saying. "We do not accept any causal The NSR~ w'!s Upped off about the campatgn smoking to the Student Union Building in the areas it has evolved into a political issue where manuCac- eral candidate in Montreal. lii'Ik between tobacco and alleged diseases." when a Untverstty of Tor~mtoprofessor who was an of the Turret and Wilf's during their respective oC n hit l.urer milli<>n• dollar• ~ incro-lna ~1~;r'E~::C~~re~ ==~n nl.Cmber recesved one of the letters by businc- hours and the T.V .. lounac on the aecond MS 11018 JlfiS!_.. r:t:fcimg smo'ifn;in office buildingf on common £1AR 8 ZGu; i "I would welcome any substantiation of that 204, were introduced this summer. health hazards. when Part's <>nnnintmPnt (Before quitting, LaMarsh smoked three packs Rich Newbrough, Director of Athletics dilemma no Ionger"centers·on·healtlt"issiies:-Instciid vemoer z1 1eoenu e1ecuon as an unsuccessrm uo- was-qaottu"'11S"Saytng:=wt"UO'lroraccepnsny-causmme t'4JKK was uppeu on awac a•c campwgn smoking to tfiC"Stuaent Oruon Bwlffing m meareas

it has evolved into a political issue where manufac~eral candidate in Montreal. . . lir\k betw~ntobacco and alleged dise,ases." when.a ~niversityof Tor?nto professor who was an of the Turret and Wilf's during their respective turers spend millions of dollars to fight increasing Paul Pare, who was the chief execuuve officer Reacung to the Surgeon General s report, then assocUlllon member received one of the leuers by business hours and the T.V. lounge 011 the second Olll»'i•ion 10 their industry. for lmasco, recently headed the corporate fund- Health Minister Judy LaMarsh stood up in the mistake. floor, which ia opeo 24 boura.

2 c....-eae manor~ lllilriJ' . IJ.!'!t'Ts!::!:'Z'or ...... !tlllil •..•.. lllll?d P'id..... ifi.- ...._ . _...... 77 2 FE a p lllii:•: Mil 12!Slt:n 'IJ'E.JR J nlza'llon• Uke tho Heart Foundation. ____ .... 't' "These foundations don•t want to bite the hand (Beforo quittins. LaMarsh amoked_ three packs =•t•rz-.11ships (exceptins desisna&cd areas).----- were in Me;---·Dlreotar or A.abletlc• at that feeds them," Seibert says, recalling his con­ of cigarettes a day. She later s~ a campaisn. to June and hailed as two of the harshest anu-tobacco~ Laurier said tluu in the 21 years ho has boen with versation with officials of the Heart Foundation. prevent young people from smoking. LaMarsh d1ed laws ever set up in a tobacco producing country. this university. never has there been any type of To­ "The money they accept from the tobacco in­ of lung cancer in 1980.) . . . . Seibert and other anti-smoking activists agree bacco company sponsorship of athletic teams. In 1964, former Liberal Prime Mim~terLouis that the only way to fight the tobacco industry is "Five years ago, the Athletic Directors and As­ dustry has strings attached. That's why the Cancer sociation stated that there would be no type of Society and the Canadian Medical Association St. Laurent was chairing ~eboar~ .of drrec~ors of through active advocacy on the parts of private in­ Rothman's. Today, Canadtan pohucs are JUSt as dividuals. Brewery, Alcohol or Tobacco sponsorship with stopped accepting donations from tobacco com­ WLU teams," stated Newbrough. panies years ago." clouded by tobacco influence. . . They suggest that university students check the Within 10 days or the Conservauves' elecuon types of investments their schools are making. In Newbrough also said that in the 60s, teams may Canada has three tobacco manufacturers: Im­ have participated in events sponsored by Tobacco perial Tobacco, with 54 per cent of the market, victory in 1984, William Kelly, a Tory senator •.was Montreal, Imasco has donated at least $200,000 to appointed chairperson of Rothman's board of direc- Concordia University and Paul Martin Jr. sits on the companies but that the university would never con­ Rothman's Du Maurier (30 per cent) and RJR­ sider their sponsorship. MacDonald Inc. (16 per cent). tors. . school's board of governors. Paul Martin Jr., a Montreal industrialist who stts Each of these are in turn controlled by a few conglomerates-British American Tobacco, Philip on Imasco's board of directors, has been touted as a Morris and RJR Nabisco Inc.-who dominate the possible successor to John Turner, having j~s~been elected as Liberal MP for the Montreal ndmg of tobacco industry in every industrialized country and LaSalle-Emard. . SIDEBAR: TOBACCOMYTHS EX.PlJSED in the Third World, with the exception of a few Bill Neville the influential lobbyist for the Ca- state-run tobacco industries. nadian Tobacc'o Manufacturers' Co.uncil, is ~oe *Number of Canadians who die every year from tobacco use: 35,000 All of these companies are diversified, owning In contrast with the everything from pharmacies to insurance com­ 7''former chief of staff and a fnend of Bnan * Number of Canadians who dte every year from alcohol-relate~ panies and major food manufacturers. causes (including car accidents and homicides): 18,000 Imasco Ltd. (Imperial Tobacco's parent compa­ *Number of tobaccofarmers in Canada: 1,500 ny), for example, owns Canada Trust, two chains of * Tax revenues on tobacco sales collected by the Canadian govern• drugstores that include ',: I menr in 1985:$4.1 billion Pharmaprix and Howie's stores, and a fast-food (1 I) * Annual economic cost of smoking to Canadian society (including chain in the United States. lost income due to early deaths, lost working and health I days,fires f ~ The list of Imasco's donations in Quebec in­ . / care): $5.2 to 7.1 billion. cludes the Quebec Heart Foundation, the Kidney I Foundation and various regional chapters of the I Cancer Society. I .f The Student's Look at Cancer: (While it has no formal boycott policy, the na­ tional Cancer Society does not accept donations Prevention of Cancer: A void the cigarette habit from tobacco companies. According to Kenneth Kyle of the society's national office, a written · In 1936, when Canada's population was about 11 million, there policy will be proposed this month at the society's were 262 deaths from lung cancer in men and 128 deaths from lung national board meeting in Toronto.) cancer in_women. By 1976 this had increasedto 5,800 deaths in menl Quebec Heart Foundation director Justine and 1,300 in women, although the population had only increased to Sentenne defends her organization, saying, "we 23 million. This huge rise closely parallels the increase in cigarettei can't check every conglomerate to see if they have consumption: connections in the tobacco industry." -these lung cancer deaths occurred almost entirely in cigarette smokers; -death rates increase in direct proportion to the number of cigareues smoked; -death rates from some other forms of cancer,as well as from other diseases such as heart conditions, are also higher among cigarette smokers than among non-smokers. Since it is very difficult to stop smoking after the habit hasbeen developed, it is worth looking closely at the risks involved. There are several encouraging signs that people are paying less attention to glib advertising: -among doctors, who are the group most familiar with the scientirte evidence, there has been a major decline in the percentage of those who smoke; "'';j -among airline pilots, whose livelihood depends onkeeping in top cJg physical condition, there has been a sharp decline in the number of (I> cigarette smokers; ;- -among Canadian students there are fewer smokers in the group which bas the best academic standing, and the same holds true for students who participate in sports and other extra-curricular activity; ! -there is evidence that cigarette smoking is gradually losing its ap­ ~; peal to teenagers and that the habit is being recognized as a sign of § (I> immaturity-if this trend continues, it will be a major set-back for the type of cigarette advertising that tries to encourage youngsten to ~~-Q. smoke before they are old enough to recognlu that they are being J'l~ "hooked" for life. -g \0'<~ts: 1 F I G U R E O U ~T~I

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Heaven is a place Where nothing ever happens. TheScene Talking Heads Tennessee Rockets blast Bombshelter By Neville Blair singer Arden Myers' assertion that the band was used to playing There was no avoiding the one hour sets as a back-up band, roar of the Tennessee Rockets the Rockets pulled off about two last Friday night - even if you and a half hours of solid, enter- were in a Bombshelter. The taining music. Toronto-based quintet's per- If the Rockets musical mania formance came on like a runaway had to be attributed to just one train: a rumbling, labourious start source, the lion's share of that re- which slowly but surely picked sponsibility would rest squarely up steam as the show progressed on the shoulders of Myers. With and the cavernous club filled. By his lanky, good ol' boy physique, the end of the night, the long sideburns and a mop of fraz- boisterous crowd had been driven zled, blonde hair hanging over an into some sort of alcoholic/retro- expressive mug, Myers bears an rock induced frenzy: people danc- uncanny resemblance to the ing with wild abandon on the young Jerry Lee Lewis sans small dance area directly in front piano. Swooping and swinging, of the band and groups of very bucking his mike stand as if it loud guys standing up and salut- were a horse that had to be ing the band with raised pitchers. broken, Myers is, in fact, the And the reaction was by no physical equivalent to the music means unwarranted. The Rockets his band pumps out. are a driving, tightly knit unit that But, of course, the success of punches out a wide variety of the Rockets lies within the other what can loosely be called band members as well. 'rockabilly' numbers. From Harmonica manic, Rob "The Blast-off: Tennessee Rocket's harmonica man, Rob "The Blues Butcher" Bellmore (left), and lead singer, C.C.R.'s "Midnight Hour" to the Blues Butcher" Bellmore, blasts Arden Myers, pulled out all the stops last Friday night during a fuel-injected show at the Bombshelter. At Elvis Presley classic, "That's Al- out gutsy responses to Myers' vo- left, Myers begins to show the and of the evening's festivities and a few Black Label. right, Mama", the band obviously pleadings bottom wear tear cal and seems at times Cord photos by Neville Blair knew their licks. Despite lead to take already speedy numbers up a pitch or two and push the heart). A fair analogy can be drawn thing into overdrive. His physical The Rockets have just re- between this type of music and interplay with Myers makes the corded a new single and are cur- the consumption of a chocolate band a real joy to watch as well rently in the process of shopping bar; while the candy is terrific as listen to. Which leads me to around for a record label. After while you're eating it, it offers another point: these guys really having seen the reaction this band absolutely no nutritional value. seem to love playing this stuff provoked at the Bombshelter, I The long-term result is something and, undoubtedly, get off on can't help but think that some that has not initiated any growth seeing crowds (like the labels are missing out on a poten- or lasting beneficial effects. Or Bombshelters') doing likewise. tially huge act. Only time will tell perhaps the music is better de- How many times have you seen whether that situation will be rec- scribed as an opiate that keeps tight musical outfits just going tified or not. you flying while under its effects through the motions, displaying As much as I enjoyed the per- but leads to no new revelations - the same amount of enthusiasm formance last Friday evening, I musically, personally or other- as a manic-depressive on Valium. cannot number myself among the wise. Fortunately, The Rockets are in true fans of the retro-rock This is certainly not the fault no danger at all of succumbing to phenomenon that seems to have of the Tennessee Rockets or any such professional apathy. evolved on the music scene over of the other bands like them; it is Oh, yeah....speaking of the last couple of years. Because an observation about the type of apathy. Full points to the the genre is basically one which music that they perform. Nor am bonehead who was sitting a table specializes in covering classic I insinuating that likable but rela- away and kept his Sports Walk- country/rock numbers or, at best, tively unsubstantial songs don't man strapped on all night while offers new material which is real- have a place in the broad realm of he and his buddies sat around and ly nothing but the same chord music we have access to. Pop drank themselves silly. Certainly patterns with different words, I music is perhaps a more insidious one of the more bizarre sights on have real doubts about the pos- example of form over substance this year's club circuit. (I didn't sibility of any real growth occur- and much of that cannot even be inquire he was listen- dare what ring within the restrictive borders continued on pg. 14... ing to...it might have broken my of this particular style. Hog wild over The Razorbacks By Cori Cusak bashed out most of the material fully in March or early April. from the LP, several live show "Can't Blame Me For Trying", a Playing in a club that holds staples, as well as some new catchy song with excellent guitar around 250 people, after wowing tracks. work, is the most promising of crowd of 60,000 just five days the few new tunes they per- a single before at Nathan Phillips Square, Songs like the current formed. Fun", might lead a band to take the gig "So Much "Long Rolling Vocalist Tony Kenny traded strongest just a little less seriously, but The Nites" (one of the tracks duties with guitarist/vocalist Don- Razorbacks put on a high energy from the album), "Lower Bever- nie Cartwright on and off Saturday Night", performance at Phil's Grandson's ley", "It's and throughout both sets, giving each influenced bal- Place January 4. The only dif- the spanish guitar man a chance to showcase their ference between the Phil's show lad "Talk To You", demonstrated talents. ability to grab the at- and their New Years Eve ex- the band's Remaining true to their busk- hold it travaganza was a smaller stage tention of the crowd and ing roots, The Razorbacks used through almost two hours of and a lot more songs. the entire stage, the speakers and music. during songs like Starting the night off with The newer material is being the dance floor Pyramids "Scariest Night Of My Life", a considered for their second al- a cover of The Shakin' song "Wild Little Willie", and tune from the WEA Music bum, in the final stages of record- release Go To Town, the band ing, and due to be released hope- continued on pg. 16••• The Cord Weekly 14Thursday, January 12,1989 their fifteen-year recording his- live interpretation; their energy tory. and rhythm soar. Yet the most As All The World's A Stage anticipated ingredient on a live Tennessee closed the door on Rush's heavier Rush album is Neil Peart's early days, and Exit...Stage Left legendary drum solo, "The Rockets led us through their most success- Rhythm Method". Incorporating continued from pg. 13... ful period, A Show Of Hands en- the electronic advances in percus- compasses the latest cycle of the sion over the last decade, Peart described as likable. But the fu- trio's career; a time of fervent ex- triggers synthesized horn and ture of contemporary music has perimentation and extreme frus- gong sounds by drum pads always relied on the ability of tration. throughout the five minute fea- young artists to infuse their work ture. with originality through growth the mercury is rising and change. In turning to ...and The selection of material the past the barometer starts to and directly copying it (while fall seems to be chosen from the more ig- know it noring the future), you gets to us a 11... visual songs in concert, a benefit musicians run the risk of simply apeing the for the purchasers of the ac- originals instead of building on The technical aspect of the companying video to be released inspiration of new album is perfect: every detail month. "Big Money", the and talent those later this revered predecessors. is captured, from the complicated "Manhattan Project", and The purpose of the rhythms and sound effects, to the "Marathon" are augmented by Tennesse Rockets, it can be safe to say, smallest synthesizer nuance. Each laser effects, stunning lighting, is instrument is balanced, and the not to change the face of rock 'n and projected images on a video vocals are clear and sharp. Al- roll but simply to have a good screen backdrop; "Turn The though the material leans gener- time and allow their fans the Page", "Time Stand Still", and ously toward the band's last two same privilege. If this is your "Closer To The Heart" capture studio efforts, Power Windows criterion of judging music, the We suspend our disbelief, the band's antics as they cavort and Hold Your Fire, some older Rockets succeed in every depart- And we are entertained... about the stage. classics make an appearance: the ment haunting "Witch Hunt" has Complaint: the album is only honeydew I fondly remember seeing 'a show of hands' musical retained it's niche in the concert 70 minutes long! I want more, Rush in concert, for the first time, repertoire, "Subdivisions" MORE! By Tony Burke through my own clapping hands, emerges stronger than it's studio in Toronto during the Grace Un- A Show Hands almost be- counterpart, with a more dynamic Of der Pressure Tour in 1984. came Rush's final encore as the guitar sound, and "Closer To The sit, curled up in the Geddy, Alex, and Neil's reputa- band narrowly skirted a breakup Here I Heart" is resurrected and ex- headphones clamped to tion for delivering incredibly six months ago. Their time off Lazyboy, an tended into a bouncy bass solo my oratory receptacles, drinking energetic, elaborate show from each other took away the leading into a wildly loose in- musical honeydew and at- preceeded them and I left the pressure and they now work on a in the strumental, showing us that the tempting, struggling find stadium in a fog of amazement project-by-project basis. As nay, to aging, pensive rockers still have the words to describe what I'm and joy. 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Friday , January 23,1989 II stlldy skills II || program || The Cord Weekly 17Thursday, January 12,1989 SPORTS Subs cool in clutch -- Hawks win first two By Mary Anne deBoer Outstanding endurance and strength. These two factors were abundantly present as the Mens Basketball Hawks' season got off to an amazing start last week, as they trampled both Windsor and Brock in confidence-building matches.

Laurier 107 Windsor 104 (3 OT) Fans flooded the stands to witness the obvious changes that the Hawks have undergone in the past few months. In the game against Windsor, the fans received more excitement than they ever anticipated. Not only was the score incredibly close throughout the entire game, but three sets of overtime were required for the Hawks to finally defeat Windsor, by the hefty score of 107-104. "Technically we played very poorly", said coach Chris Coulthard. "We allowed Windsor the chance to win." According to the coach, defensively, the team produced quite well, but offensive play is still very sporadic. "We felt sorry for them because they lost the game like that", said Captain Mike Alessio. "But, it's good to know that even though we played terrible, we are still good enough to win." Alessio was the top scorer of the game with 30 points, 20 of which Alessio claims came from layups provided by teammate Tony Marcotullio. Marcotullio contributed further to the battle with 27 points of his own. The Hawks landed into some foul trouble towards the end of the second half against the Lancers, when Paul DeSantis and Mike Demaree fouled out before the end of regulation time. Danny Deep fouled out by the end of the second overtime period, while Alessio fouled out in the third. This forced the Hawks' bench supporters to take over and show their stuff. "Five members fouled out, including four starters", said Alessio. "The bench played awesome. Steve Duncan made his presence felt and played with much emotion - he was great!" Gary Lankowski was also praised by the enthusiastic captain, "Gary played solid for a guy

who hasn't had much court time - he was ice." Steve Duncan was also recognized by the coach as being on the ball against Windsor. "Steve scored some big baskets for us and pulled off some rebounds right away," said Coulthard. "Defensively he did the jobfor us." Laurier 69 Brock 67 They're off and dunking!! The Basketball Hawks got off to a roaring start last week, winning their The intensity of the Windsor game carried over into the match-up season opener in triple overtime against Windsor. At left, Paul DeSantis (50) goes up for two of his against Brock as the competition, again, was strong and the scores in- 16 points against the Lancers. Top right, Danny Deep displayed some dazzling dribbling, while be- creased steadily but evenly over the course of the match. Although low him, second year man Dave Kleuskens led the bench-brigade in overtime. Brock displayed great stamina, the Hawks came out on top, defeating Cord Photo by Peter Wood. the Badgers 69-67. Continued on page 18 Belated Congratulations to Canada's best Graffi and Nastasiuk -- CIAU All-Stars Special to the Cord athletic community at WLU for out of St. Catharines, Graffi led a by recovering opposition fum- bringing this to my attention. very strong Hawk defensive corps bles, including one which he ran Editor's Note: Sincere apologies that helped Laurier reach the back for a touchdown in the an- are offered to Jon Graffi and Joe Jon Graffi Yates Cup this season. nual Ray Owens Memorial Game Nastasiuk for the omission of He is a very popular player in against the University of Water- their names when the CIAU Sec- Jon Graffi was the only Gold- the Hawk dressing-room, and on loo. ond Team All-Canadians were en Hawk to be named to the the field, is known as the big play Graffi comes by his football announced in November. Thanks defensive All-Canadian second man. Several times this season he talent naturally, as he has two to concerned members of the squad. A fourth year linebacker aided the Laurier offensive attack brothers currently playing in the CFL. His talent does not he strict- ly in football, though, as he Sore spikers stand second demonstrated last Wednesday evening at halftime in the Men's By Shelley Burns muscle injuries. Bruce MacGregor, Andrew Basketball match, when he sank Palottzi, Paul Abdoul, Lloyd Clarke, Rob Scott and three baskets from varying dis- A limping squad of Laurier Volleyball Hawks Lance Evers were all on the shelf for the weekend tances to become the first winner re-opened weekend, they team, whole, their season last as partic- encounter. The as a will suffer from of the Challenge ipated Hawk Halftime in the All-Star Community tournament in these injuries, although a few select players will contest. Toronto. The get-together is an annual affair, and benefit from more playing time. was welcomed by the Hawks because it the got Coach Don Smith wanted to shuffle his players Joe Nastasiuk competitive team back into a frame of mind both around and do some experimenting, but the injury mentally and physically. bug forced him to continue playing his players in- Fifth year veteran wide Eight teams took part in the tournament, con- die same manner. different strategy has been receiver Joe Nastasiuk capped sisting A a primarily of community colleges. Against employed for the new year, though. The team is stunning career with the Golden eluding the record for yards some most tough competition, Laurier finished second now playing a 4-2 system, rather than the normal 5- Hawks by achieving the pinnacle gained by a receiver in one sea- overall, winning 10 of their 13 games. In placing 1 system. This means that there will be two setters of Canadian college football - son. He was also the OUAA's second, the Hawks also had of their two stars, on the court rather than one. The only problem that being named an All-Canadian. He leading pass-catcher with 32 Bobby Smith and Scott placed the tourna- Lee, on arises from this strategy is that the hitters have to joined fellow offensive stars receptions over the year. ment all-star team. get used to having two setters on the court The Andy Cecchini and Brian Breck- The Phys. Ed and Geography Laurier was plagued all weekend by a lack of team is also employing a new blocking strategy. les on the CIAU Second Team, as student has no plans to look players. Only eight men were able to participate in his talent was finally recognized towards a career in the CFL his the Smith is "still optimistic about the team's prog- as tournament, resulting in two substitutes. The after he escaped from the shadow brother Paul, with the of ress and future." How valid this optimism is now lack able-bodied players was due to a ream of in- will of ex-teammate Ken Evraire. Argonauts, did. Instead, juries evident in the Hawks' first post-Christmas he is that beset the Hawks. Six players were on the become Nastasiuk set several school going teacher's league game on January 18. planning on to injury list with shoulder, ankle, back and pulled receiving records this season, in- college. The Cord Weekly 18 Thursday, January 12,1989 sports Hawkey Hawks cream Canisius in Itech By Brian Owen tant in helping them to prepare against the Windsor Lancers in ado. Hawks. While the Hawks were for an upcoming five game road their first game of the tourney. It Windsor then opened up a 5-3 displaying this offensive output, Last Thursday, our one game trip. Coach Wayne Gowing men- was a closely fought match, but lead over the Hawks and held on the Gryphons were busy scoring above .500 hockey team travelled tioned that his squad was a little the Hawkey Hawks were unable to win the game 5-4 despite a late three of their own. The score was to the St. Micheal's Arena in flat after the Christmas break and to pull together the necessary lan Dobrindt tally. tied at 3-3 after two periods of Toronto to take part in the Itech their sharpness was dulled by the forces and they lost 5-4. The play. Hockey layoff. Invitational Tournament game was filled with missed op- Laurier 6 Canisius 3 Laurier experienced a scoring tournament portunities Laurier, they The Itech was the for as spurt in the third frame to seal the first action for the team after the Windsor 5 Laurier 4 had ample chances. The setback After the loss, the best Laurier match on goals by Kevin Smith, was out of Christmas break, and impor- Laurier found themselves up knocked the Hawks could finish in the tournament Mike Maurice and Steve Griggs championship contention in the was first on the consolation side in the third. tournament, placing them in the by winning the consolation final consolation round. the following day. That is exactly Ice Chips: In summary, Gowing Defenceman Pete Choma what they did, defeating the thought the Hawks could have Hawks the opened up the scoring for the Canisius College Gryphons from played stronger, but realized the Week a of Hawks in the first period for 1-0 upstate New York by a score of ' Christmas layoff had taken the lead. Brent Bywater also notched 6-3. edge off of their game.... Last a first period marker for Laurier's The Hawkey Hawks were all night, Laurier hosted the second goal. However, Windsor over their opponents, outshooting Laurentian Voyagers at the bub- replied with three goals of their them 48-33 in a relatively easy ble to continue their regular sea- own to jump in front 3-2 at the win. son battle.... The hockey team end of the first period. Winger Steve Cote opened the embarks on a five game road trip Choma recorded his second scoring, firing the first goal for that will take them into Kingston goal of the game to even the the Hawks. Dan Rintche then this weekend and then Montreal score at 3-3 at the beginning of netted Laurier's second marker the following weekend.... They the second period. There was no early in the second frame. Cote return to home action on the 28th further scoring in the second as then potted another to round out of this month when the Brock the frame ended without much the second period scoring for the Badgers are in town. Brock, Windsor fall to Hawks points for the squad. This was an outstanding ac- complishment for the team, considering Brocks Continued from page 17 height advantage. The Badgers have two 6'B" "The Brock game was a better game for us," starters. said Coulthard. "Our intensity was a lot higher al- According to Mike Alessio, it is the fans that though the score should not have been as close as it make the difference. "The past few Paul DeSantis (Basketball) Kris Peel (Basketball) games have •Fourth year forward Paul was." brought out the most fans we have ever had with DeSantis, strong man of the exception of we play ■DeSantis had 22 points and 10 Veteran point guard Kris Peel led Paul the Hawks when Waterloo. It's great versatility he support and it •rebounds in Saturday's win over the Lady Hawks with 14 points defense, showed his tremendous as makes us perform much better." 'Brock. Paul is one of the reasons and 9 assists in their season open- led the team offensively. DeSantis scored a The Hawks next few challenges will be played against •the Hawks are 2-0, as he also ing win against Windsor. Kris tremendous 22 points for the Hawks, followed by Lakehead University which will test the Danny Tony Marcotullio Hawks' to •scored 16 points and had 10 scored the basket to tie the game, Deep with 14 points and ability perform away from home turf. was Demaree who These be on "rebounds in Wednesday's over- sending it into overtime wher the with 11 points. It Mike played games will played Friday, January 13 as went and Saturday, 'time win against Windsor. Lady Hawks won 78-76. the demanding role of defense he up for a January 14 in the northern metrol- dozen rebounds, while scoring a total of eight polis in Thunder Bay.

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I N ADDITION TO becoming The contest is open to all Canadian I Chairman of the Board of the COUNSELLING Ser- Of IHI BOARD residents between the ages of 15 and National Bank of Canada for a day, 19. The grand prize winner will have the grand prize winner of the final vices: 1. Study Manage-

.« . the privilege of becoming Chairman Montreal receive j. |\ * V in will shares of ment, Part 1: Efficient TV K A Dft I of the Board of the National Bank of the National Bank of Canada Studying, 2:30 pm. Call Canada day. for a (worth $3,000). Prizes of $2,000 and ext 2338 for location. will also 112 n M T t C 112 $1,000 be awarded to the contestants ranking second and third Wed. Jan. 18. 2. Women... in the final. Winners in the regional Informaton Session on CONDITIONS OF ENTRY semi-finals of the oral competitions Weight \ / Preoccupation, 11:30 am, 3-309. Wed, I N THE FIRST STAGE of the contest, Jan. 18. ' participants send a typed essay of A copy of the contest regulations a maximum of three (3) pages to may be obtained at any National their nearest National Bank of Bank of Canada branch. IT'S BACK!! The next ""i ■ i 1 1 Canada branch, on the topic: "If I exclusive weekend at started a company, it would be..." Chateau D'Hand (or is it « The with the 10 highest scores essays Main?) nifty !.**> will be retained and their authors wi ii Contest dates de Three be invited to meet with the jury for days in the heighth of '112 % '■_. the second stage of the contest: the THE CONTEST opens October 4, elegance in the luxurious V DPI regional semi-finals of the public I 1988 and essays must be received splendour of Little House. dfttBtUBMSSk speaking competitions. The regional by the Bank before midnight, Activities include me II semi-final winners will then be February 26, 1989 An entry and form losing all my change being invited to Montreal on June 28 (all birth certificate must be enclosed expenses paid) to meet with the |ury with the essay for the first (written) won ton at Stop, me losing ■• for the final of the public speaking stage of the contest. all my dinner after tossing competitions. back well over my limit of cooly-pops, me nuking some rookies with a .50 cal, me having to live with *NTRY FORM Boob's anus (not that the Dunnster's is too nice ei- ther, and Jeffy's has been Address: known to explode without provocation), and lastly Pos"LCoDi: me having to hear about NATIONAL how wonderful U of T, Age (birth certificate required): Language of entry: M BANK Guelph, an UW are. Yes, of which you your Nice to OF CANADA Address branch to are sending essay: it's back. Hooray. see you again boys.