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Indtx Ed-Op « Datebook f Comics 10 Vintage Classifieds 13 Vinyl. Entertainment 16 DhEXEI. UIMIVFRSITY THETRIAN6U Page 16 HOVVoKim?/^.Number 1 0 1997 8 Phtlddelphid. Pennsylvar^u November 7,1997 The Student Newspaper at Drexel University Copy?iqhl C1 «J97 Th<* Tniiru|lp 4wnAnvA Professor recalls Faculty days w ith Jiang hosts Anh Dang than 50 years. forum on EDITOR-IN-CHIEF After attending Jiaotong, Sun Chinese president Jiang headed to the United States for Zemin met with his former class­ graduate education while Jiang Chinese mate, retired Drexel engineering stayed in China in the midst of professor Dr. Hun H. Sun, dur­ the communist revolution. ing his high-profile campus visit Sun told The Triangle, “My relations on Oct. 30. family was more wealthy. [Jiang] Jiang and Sun graduated from came from a different back­ Michael Ko Jiaotong University in Shanghai ground, so he was more inclined TRIANGLE STAFF WRITER with degrees in electrical engi­ to join the nationalist party.” Courtesy of Drexel Public Relations In the wake of Chinese Presi­ neering in 1946. They met on In their college days. Sun and Retired Drexel professor Dr. Hun H. Sun greets Chinese President Jiang Zemin in dent Jiang Zemin’s Oct. 30 visit Oct. 30 for the first time in more See Sun on page 2 the Main Building on Oct. 30. to Drexel, the Faculty Senate sponsored an open forum on U.S.-China relations on Nov. 6 in the Living Arts Lounge. Engineering Team Volley Faculty Senate Chairman Charles Morscheck said the forum had the approval of dean search President Constantine Papadakis and was intended to be “as edu­ nears end cational as possible” for students. History and politics professor Roy Kim started the discussion Two candidates have by supporting expansion of the been chosen from the economy in northern China, made possible by the coopera­ field of five finalists. tion from the United States. Following Kim was history Anh Dang and politics professor Robert EDITOR-IN-CHIEF Zaller who opposed Drexel’s wel­ The search for the engineering coming of tilie Chinese president dean is close to final as Dr. and refused to attend the cere­ Makram Suidan of the Univer­ monial appearance by Jiang. sity of Cincinnati and Dr. Wil­ Zaller cited China’s human liam Durgin of the Worcester rights abuses, such as judicial Polytechnic Institute remain executions, black-market organ active candidates. The two were sales, and the infamous Tian­ chosen from five finalists. anmen Square massacre of stu­ Provost Richard Astro met dent protesters by the Com­ with engineering faculty on Oct. munist party in 1989. 29 to discuss the engineering In response to concerns about dean search progress. Approxi­ human rights violations, Kim mately 40 faculty members were said, “There are limitations to in attendance. how much we can impose our Astro said he has met with values to somebody else.” Suidari and will meet with Psychology professor Mary Durgin on Nov. 10. He will meet Spiers also spoke. Spiers was with engineering faculty again among 35 protesters on campus before making a decision. The on Oct. 30 opposing Jiang’s visit. person selected for the position Morscheck and sociology pro­ will start in May or June next fessor Art Shostak moderated the year, Astro said. Nov. 6 forum from 12 noon to 3 Astro said the search has been p.m. During lunchtime, approxi­ “complicated” in the three mately 15 people were in atten­ months since the first three final­ dance. ists were named. Undergraduate Student Gov­ A professor who wants to ernment Association President remain anonymous said the Ed Gillison said he “sincerely meeting as “tense” because some enjoyed” the forum because it faculty members are not happy Patrick Boyl* The Triangle exposed him to different view­ with the remaining finalists and Senior outside hitter April Yantis spikes a ball in Drexel's match against Vermont on Nov. 2. The women's volleyball team points that surround the Chinese the search process in general. won the match, three games to none. The team is 8-17 overall and 4-5 in the America East. president’s visit. The Engineering Dean Search Committee recommended Sui­ dan and Durgin, along with Dr. Michael Klein of the University of Delaware. Astro said at the Space allocation in C reese resurfaces meeting with the faculty mem­ bers that Klein is no longer an Babita Kuruvilla activities. said six groups complained because they were comprised active candidate. TRIANGLE STAFF WRITER Drexel currently has 46 stu­ about the process last year. mostly of minority students, Dr. Makram Suidan, professor The Division for Student Life dent organizations. The Creese Those groups felt that the Shavelle said that the first pri­ of environmental engineering formed the Office Space Alloca­ Student Complex has office selection of student group offices ority in assignment of rooms will and head of the civil and envi­ tion Committee last month to space for 28 student groups. in the spring was racially biased. be given to those who were put ronmental engineering depart­ provide office space equitably to Faherty said the committee was Under the proposed allocation, on hold for assignments last ment at the University of the student organizations that formed because several student which was never implemented, March. She said that of the six Cincinnati, visited Drexel on need it most. groups were unhappy with the several minority groups were groups that complained, four Oct. 16. Suidan was a late addi­ The committee has nine stu­ space allocations proposed in placed into the same offices, even already had office space. Shavelle tion to the pool of finalists. dent members and is advised by March 1997 by Faherty and though the groups have different said the other two groups and Suidan, who performed his Mike Faherty. director of student Goldstein. missions. “nine or 10” additional groups undergraduate studies at the union operations, and Adam Office Space Allocation Com­ The groups claimed that they couldn’t move into their spaces SeeD9tuswdionpc^e2 Goldstein, director of student mittee Chairperson Riz Shavelle were placed together only See Sp tK t 0 Uo€atkm on page 3 7m

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Engineering dean field narrow s to tw o THE TRIANGLE Dean search from page 1 years as a researcher. of Pennsylvania professor of bio­ ... The College of Engineerinjg Established 1926 Dr. William Durgin, associate engineering Paul Ducheyne also must be well represented in thie University of Beirut, received his provost for academic affairs at visited campus in July as engi­ dean’s council and elsewhere in Master’s and Ph.D. in environ­ Worcester Polytechnic Institute, neering dean candidates. the academic enterprise.” Editorial mental engineering from the visited Drexel on July 31. Durgin Electrical and computer engi­ The engineering dean position University of Illinois. He taught has been with WPI since 1971. In neering professor Nihat Bilgutay at Drexel has been vacant since Editor-in-Chief Anh Dang heads the engineering dean July 1 when Dean Y.T. Shah left Production Manager Venu Gaddamidi at both Illinois and Georgia addition to his administrative Eminence Grise Patricia O'Brien Institute of Technology before duties, he teaches mechanical search committee, which is com­ to become senior vice provost for Editor-at-Large Jonathan Poet becoming a professor at engineering. He has received posed of seven faculty members, research and graduate studies Photo Editor Patrick Boyle Cincinnati in 1990. He has been over $2 million in contracts and two alumni and one student. and chief research officer at Wire Sen/ices Editor Bob Rudderow grants since 1980. When the candidates were Clemson University. Until a per­ Datebook Editor Nitin Khanna head of the civil and environ­ Connies Editor AshishTalati mental engineering department University of South Carolina named in July, Drexel Provost manent dean is found, chemical there since 1995. Suidan has professor and chair of the chemi­ Richard Astro said, “In a very engineering professor Raj amassed over $26 million in cal engineering department real sense, as the College of Mutharasan is acting as the inter­ Administration grants and contracts in his 20 Ralph E, White, and University Engineering goes, so goes Drexel. im engineering dean. Executive Business Mgr. Venu Gaddamidi Distribution Manager Ryan La Riviere D em olition

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Copyright ©1997 The Triangle. No work herein may be reproduced in any form, in Professor rem em bers days w ith Jiang whole or in part, without the written con­ sent of the Editor-In-Chief Sun from page 1 1949, and a Ph.D. from Cornell was China’s minister of defense. Auditorium stage to speak to Opinions expressed within are not neces­ sarily those of The Triangle. The Triangle is University in 1955. He joined Sun had no contact with Jiang approximately 700 invited published Fridays during the academic Jiang were “just classmates,” Sun Drexel in 1953 and served as until the early 1980s when Jiang’s guests. year except during examination and vaca­ said. “We are different in the way chairman of the electrical engi­ son, Mian Heng, enrolled at University President Constan­ tion periods. The Triangle is published biweekly in the summer. we think about politics.” Sun neering department from 1973 to Drexel. The two have corre­ tine Papadakis announced dur­ The Triangle's only source of income is said he wanted the Chinese pres­ 1978. Now the retired professor sponded by mail and by messen­ ing Jiang’s 30-minute visit that advertising; funding from the University is ident “to see the American way is editor-in-chief of the Annals of gers during the past decade, Drexel has established the Dr. not accepted. of life ... how Americans do Biomedical Engineering. according to Sun. Hun H. Sun Professorship in The Triangle is free to members of the demonstrations” during Jiang’s President Jiang did go abroad While waiting for Jiang’s visit, biomedical and electrical engi­ Drexel community, but distribution is limit­ ed to one copy per reader. trip. — to the Soviet Union — for Drexel officials introduced Sun neering. Director of Drexel’s Subscriptions may be ordered for $40 for Sun received a master’s degree additional studies. Before to the press for interviews. Jiang School of Biomedical Engin­ one year; display and classified advertising in electrical engineering from the becoming president of the conversed with Sun briefly eering Dr. Banu Onaral is the Inquiries may be placed at the addresses or University of Washington in People’s Republic of China, he before heading to the Main first Hun H. Sun professor. phone numbers above.

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On>Campus Assault reallocation of space in Main Building Oct. 27 Assault

On-Campus Robbery 33rd and Race Streets Oa. 25 Armed robbery Creese Student Center On-Campus Fraud Main Building Oct. 27 Fraud Space allocation from page 1 weeks to the groups put on hold weren’t aware of that problem last spring. These assignments but now they will address it. I On-Campus Theft Matheson Hall because of the controversy. will be valid by spring break, think we can do better than what Oct. 20 Bicycle stolen Curtis Hall Oct. 24 Book bag stolen The committee is still deciding when the final assignments are to we have now.” Myers Hall Oct. 24 Bicycle stolen on the criteria it will use to allo­ be made. Gillison said that consultants A-Lot Oct. 27 Stereo stolen cate space. According to Faherty took the group on a working on the Master Plan will F-Lot Oct. 27 Wallet stolen Shavelle, after the committee tour of MacAlister Hall, the meet with students and student Kelly Hall Oct. 28 Bicycle stolen decides on the criteria for assign­ building in the Creese Student leaders at the USGA meeting on D-Lot Oct. 28 Cassette tape stolen ments, a public forum will be Complex which houses most of Dec. 1 to discuss the Master Plan. Creese Student Center Oct. 28 Bicycle stolen held at which the tentative crite­ the student office spaces. The The meeting is open to all stu­ Randell Hall Oct. 28 Bicycle stolen ria will be presented to get feed­ group examined how each office dents. A-Lot Oct. 31 License plate stolen back and suggestions from stu­ was used, and tried to determine The Master Plan, a vision of General Services Building Nov. 1 Vehicle stolen dents. how many groups could fit into what the campus might look like On-Campus Vandalism Shavelle said the allocation those spaces. 10 years from now, outlines J-lot Oct. 23 Windshield wiper missing process will be “a fair and open Shavelle explained that the dozens of improvements and Nesbitt Hall Oct. 23 Window broken process ... which does not have long term goal of the group will changes to the fabric of the cam­ any biases involved and in which be to increase the number of pus. The near-complete plan is Off-Campus Assault the students make the majority available spaces. being developed by outside con­ 34th Street and Powelton Avenue Nov. 2 Assault of the decisions.” Student Body President Ed sultants and offers suggestions The committee will make its Gillison said that the Undergrad­ for space usage inside buildings. Off-Campus Robbery allocations based on student sur­ uate Student Government Asso­ Shavelle said that Nov. 4 was 35th and Race Streets Ort. 26 Robbery vey forms and application forms ciation, which is not affiliated the deadline for students to Off-Campus Theft filled out by student groups last with the space committee, sup­ express interest in joining the 300 North 33rd Street Oct. 20 Portable television stolen spring. All the forms were turned ports its work. space allocation committee. 32nd and Race Streets Ort.21 Vehicle stolen over to the committee for review. But Gillison said that the allo­ However, the meeting are open 31st Street and Powelton Avenue Oct. 22 Vehide stolen Shavelle said the committee will cation of existing space is just to anyone who is interested in 43th and Haverford Avenue Oct. 29 Theft from auto finish the allocation process by part of the problem. participating. The meetings are 33rd and Race Streets Nov. 1 Bicycle rack stolen the start of spring term. “We, as students, don’t want held every Tuesday from 6 to 7 The com m ittee is in the to lose any more space. In the p.m. in MacAlister room 3014. Off-Campus Vandalism process of cleaning up some of Master Plan, we have asked 36th Street and Powelton Avenue 0rt.20 Vehicle window broken the office spaces which will be ‘where does student office space Triangle staff members Daniel Bahar and 34th Street and Powelton Avenue Oct. 20 Vehide window broken assigned within the next two fit in?’ They said that they Jonathan Poet contributed to this article. 32nd and Race Streets Oct. 21 Vehide window broken 100 Block of North 33rd Street Oct. 26 Vehide window dislodged 31st Street and Powelton Avenue Oct. 28 Vehide window broken 208 North 35th Street Oct. 28 Stepped in cement

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Turtles captured as pets dedared 'threatened"

AnicfcJesdanun “This is going to stop trade in rarity in the wild, distinctive col­ by more than 50 percent over the [directly affected projects] at this ASSOCIATED PRESS this turtle,” said Michael Klem- oration and small size,” the past 20 years. point, but it’s likely to be a mat­ WASHINGTON — A rare ens, a bog turtle expert with the agency said. “During the last five Property owners in those ter of time,” he said. “The area in species of small turtles that can Wildlife Conservation Society at to 10 years, an increasing num­ states will be subject to land-use which the turtles are located is fetch up to $2,000 a pair in the the Bronx Zoo. ber of bog turtles have been restrictions, but wildlife ofTicials relatively highly developed.” black market was declared The turtle was first document­ advertised for sale, and prices expect the impact to be minimal Scientists blame development threatened Tuesday, subjecting ed based on specimens found in have increased substantially.” because the sites are all on wet­ that reduces the turtle’s natural collectors to stiffer fines and Lancaster County. The species People who capture, harm or lands and already require per­ habitats and makes the animals imprisonment. have disappeared from western transport a federally threatened mits. more susceptible to getting run Scientists hope the protection Pennsylvania, and only 34 sites species face up to $50,000 in fines However, officials with the over by cars. The illegal pet trade for the bog turtle, distinguished remain in 13 eastern Pennsyl­ and up to one year imprison­ Pennsylvania Department of makes a bad situation worse, sci­ by bright orange, yellow or red vania counties. ment per offense. Transportation say the designa­ entists say. spots on each side of its head, Only a few thousand of the Klemens said the designation tion could increase costs and Domestically, a bog turtle can will help stem a decline blamed turtles are estimated to be left in alone won’t restore the turtle delay construction projects. sell for $250 to $450, but there largely on an illegal pet trade. 12 states from Massachusetts to species but should serve as a cat­ Money and time spent on reg­ are reports of the creatures fetch­ Although in Pennsylvania and Georgia. alyst for private funding and ulatory compliance are better ing $2,000 a pair in Japan. other states in which the turtles The U.S. Fish and Wildlife attention. spent on alternative conservation The bog turtle population in are found it is a crime to harm Service put the threatened desig­ In northern states — Massa­ practices and improvements in the southern states is not in the animals, scientists believe nation in effect immediately chusetts, Connecticut, New enforcing state laws, said Mark immediate danger, but federal federal protection is needed instead of waiting the customary York, New Jersey, Pennsylvania, Maurer, a natural resource spe­ officials are declaring it threat­ because the variety of state laws 30 days. “The bog turtle is a tar­ Delaware and Maryland — the cialist at PennDOT. ened there as well to prohibit fur­ leaves loopholes for smugglers. get for pet collectors due to its bog turtle population has shrunk “We’re not aware of any ther commercial harvesting.

Low -tar cigarettes linked to type of lung cancer

PaulRecer in the lining of the upper pul­ the Connecticut Tumor Registry women, he said. published in February found a ASSOCIATED PRESS monary system, said Heath, the from 1959 through 1991. Earlier generations of smok­ twofold increase in adenocarci­ W ASHINGTON — Filter­ lead author of a study to be pub­ During that period, the deaths ers, he said, tended to have squa­ noma among both men and tipped cigarettes with milder lished Wednesday in the Journal from adenocarcinoma in Con­ mous cell or small cell lung can­ women smokers. tobacco actually have increased of the National Cancer Institute. necticut increased from .9 to 15.2 cers. These are cancers most The increase is linked to the incidence of one type of lung “When filters were added to cases per 100,000 person-years commonly found in the lining of smoking during a time that fil­ cancer because smpkers have {9 cigarettes and efforts were made for women and from 2.4 to 23.2 the larger air tubes within the tered, low-tar cigarettes became inhale more deeply to get a jolt of to reduce the tar and nicotine, cases per 100,000 person-years pulmonary system, said Heath. the most commonly used in nicotine, a study suggests. smokers needed to inhale more for men. A person-year repre­ Until fairly recently, he said, Switzerland. Heath said that the The use of filtered, low-tar deeply to get the same amount of sents one year of life for one per­ adenocarcinomas were not con­ introduction of low-tar, filtered cigarettes closely parallels the nicotine,” said Heath. This son. Heath said this increase par­ sidered a smoking-related can­ cigarettes may have given smok­ increase of a type of cancer that change in smoking habits, he allels the introduction of filtered, cer, but most researchers now ers “a false sense security” that occurs deep in the lung, said Dr. said, now is thought to be low-tar cigarettes. It peaked believe the disease is linked to the milder smoke presented less Clark W. Heath Jr. of the responsibne for the rapid rise in among smokers who were born smoking. Heath said the finding danger of lung cancer. “It’s clear American Cancer Society. adenocarcinoma, a lung cancer between 1930 to 1939, the group from the Connecticut data is that the only way to be safe is to Unfiltered cigarettes produce which occurs in the small air sacs most likely to have started smok­ consistent with other studies that not smoke,” he said. A spokes­ harsher smoke and larger parti­ and tubes deep in the lung. In the ing the filtered cigarettes. The have linked increased adenocar­ person for the Tobacco Institute cles. These have been linked to study, researchers analyzed the increase in women also tracked cinomas to filtered, low-tar ciga­ said the organization would not cancers which are usually found types of lung cancer reported in the increased use of cigarettes by rettes. For instance, a Swiss study comment on the study.

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Anh Dang Editor-in-Chief Michael Busier: The Prolocutor TKTRIANGIE Classroom cheating is Editorial Board Noah Addis Photo Editor Venu Gaddamidi Executive Business Manager Patricia O'Brien Eminence Grise Jonathan Poet Editor-at-Large out of control in college ow that the current term is more than half grades were much higher than mine. I just assumed over, every student has had to take midterm he was more intelligent. N examens or complete a major project. These One day we were in a capital budgeting class and tools are used to determine the extent to which each the professor wrote a rather lengthy equation on the Dean’s List student has grasped the material and also so that a board that dealt with computing the present value grade can be given at the end of the term. Were you of an uneven stream of cash flows. My roommate Provost Astro said this week that the ongoing search honest in all of your efforts? was having trouble understanding what seemed to for the College of Engineering (COE) dean has been If you look at yourself squarely in the mirror and be a relatively easy concept. “complicated.” The statement points to a controversy answer as truthfully as possible, a very large per­ “How the heck did the professor get that?” he centage will probably answer, “No.” How bad is it? finally vdiispered to me. that may have a major impact on the Unfersity. Recent studies indicate that more than 80 per­ “Well,” I answered, “he discounted each cash Initial candidates for COE dean visited Drexel in cent of current college students admitted to cheat­ flow for the appropriate time period, at a rate equal July. T h ree m o n th s later, an additional nam e w as ad d ed ing at least once during their college career. Many to the firm’s marginal cost of capital.” I was sure he — Makram Suidan, a department head from the researchers suspect that the number is actually would quickly understand this concept which we University of Cincinnati’s College of Engineering, higher and could approach almost 100 percent. In learned as undergraduates in the introductory oAer words, maybe everyone cheats. finance course. where Papadakis served as dean before coming to Certain kinds of cheating are not as bad as some “He did what?” my roommate responded with a Drexel. other forms of cheating. Some students simply copy twisted look of confusion on his face. With Astro*s announcement that Delaware professor an answer or two from a person nearby. Others “You know,” I replied. “Remember the time Michael Klein is out of the race, only two finalists bring in shfets of paper with ans\yers and pull them value of money?” remain: Suidan and Dr. William Durgin, associate out at convenient times during a test. Still others “Yeah right. I know you don’t really remember provost for academic affairs at Worcester Polytechnic have checked with students who had the course pre­ that stuff.” viously, to find copies of old exams or to get Well, the truth was that I did remember that Institute. Papadakis’s former employee now has (at answers to questions like, “Just what does the pro­ stuff. I remembered because I learned it well the least) a 50 percent chance of selection as dean. fessor ask?” first time. It seems my roommate had cheated his It is not clear why Suidan was added at the end of the Some students hand in term papers that have way through his undergraduate years and was con­ search. His candidacy raises two questions. First, is the been partially plagiarized. Some pay other students tinuing to cheat his way through graduate school. It search process actually being coordinated by the COE to do papers for them. And still others completely is true that his grades were always higher than mine, copy someone else’s work. but his comprehension of knowledge was much Dean Search Committee without interference by Is this really all that bad? Unfortunately, it is. In lower. Papadakis? Second, will the final selection represent fact it’s probably even worse than you can imagine. “He is going to have a tough time in life,” the best qualified candidate, chosen fairly in a national Why? I thought. search? Because when you cheat, you are really just Last year at our reunion, I saw my roommate. He Drexel needs a strong, independent dean to lead cheating yourself. I know that sounds a bit hokey, told me he was living in Delaware and was a truck COE into the next century. Students, faculty, and but it’s true. Here’s a story you might find interest­ driver. He complained that the degrees he got ing. didn’t seem to be of much value to him. I thought to administrators should fight to ensure that undue influ­ Years ago, when I was a student in Drexel’s MBA myself, “Now who did he really cheat in school?” ence from Drexel leadership does not interfere with the program, I took many of my classes with my room­ business of running the University. mate, who was also in the program. I always seemed Michael Busier teaches economics in the MBA program. He to spend more time studying than he did, yet his gets very upset when his students cheat. Daniel Bahar: The Truth About Cats and Dogs N J . election depicts D rexel's choice o f priorities

ast week, Chinese President Jiang’s Jersey voters where Whitman is weak: years ago, Drexel had two major problems: approximately $1.9 million in FY 1997, visit to Drexel captured headlines in property taxes and auto insurance. poor enrollment and a poor financial situ­ more than five times higher than the previ­ L the local media. This week the media This second point provides a lesson on ation. President Papadakis and Dean of ous year. spotlight shifted to the race for governor of agenda-setting which can be applied to the Enrollment Gary Hamme have worked a There may be a reasonable explanation New Jersey. On Tuesday, incumbent University. minor miracle and Drexel’s high enroll­ for this loss. The point is not whether API Governor Christie Todd Whitman nar­ Obviously, candidates talk about certain ment numbers are the talk of the town. ran at a loss for the right reasons or the rowly defeated Democratic challenger Jim issues that matter to voters. But candidates Admissions officiajs confirm that incom­ wrong reasons. The point is that nobody is McGreevey by a margin of 20,000 votes. don’t talk about many other Issues that ing students really are of a jiiglier academic talking about these issues — and these Political analysts and reporters have also matter to voters. Since there are a lot quality. •issues matter. examined the reasons why the election was of issues that matter, candidates can pick But what about the financial situation? But students, alumni, and faculty do not so close. At the beginning of the race, issues where they have something attrac­ Did Drexel recover financially from the evaluate Drexel on its financial stability or Whitman campaign strategists predicted tive to say. Voters listen and they judge the Breslin years? Does an increase in net on the performance of API. They evaluate that she might walk away with 60 percent candidates primarily on what they talk tuition revenue correlate with our enroll­ Drexel the way they were told to evaluate of the vote, not the 47 percent she gar­ about, not on what they don’t talk about. ment rise? My Intent is not to imply that it, on enrollment. Like good politicians, nered. Challenger McGreevey certainly under­ there are problems — just to point out that Drexel’s leadership has defined the agenda Most analysts attribute the narrowness stood this principle when he focused the we have not celebrated our financial suc­ in a manner that demonstrates its success. of the victory to two factors. First, gubernatorial campaign on Whitman’s cess with any of the vigor with which we Let us hope that this agenda accurately Whitrnan’s moderate brand of conser­ weakest issues. celebrate enrollment. represents Drexel’s “inside picture,” since vatism and her pro-choice position on • • • What about smaller issues, like the we are not likely to hold an election or to abortion alienated some right-wing Successful leadership of a business or a operations of Academic Properties Inc.? be challenged by Jim McGreevey anytime Republicans who either voted for third- university works the same way: set the API is a non-profit subsidiary of Drexel soon. party candidate Murray Sabrin or did not agenda in the minds of the “constituents” which owns and manages real estate on vote at all. so that they judge you on your best stuff. campus. According to audited University Daniel Bahar is a senior majoring in’international Second, McGreevey skillfully focused Take Drexel, for example. When former data, API operated at a loss of $339,000 in area studies. He voted for Ross Perot as senior the agenda on two key issues for New President Richard Breslin resigned three fiscal year (FY) 1996. API’s net loss was class president. The Triangle • November 7,1997 Opinion Chris Puzak: Distorting the Medium

Public service announcem ents are for idiots will be very honest; I background knowledge that may allow level as a fist fight, but it makes me laugh Mormons run are stupid. They always don’t particularly them to one day discover the cure for can­ when I see some football player saying we have some fairly obvious message like ■ care for television. cer? What a bunch of nerds. shouldn’t hit people, and then attempting “Listen to your wife’s problems,” “Be nice The only shows I watch Even dumber are the “Stop the Hate” to knock someone to the ground because to your kids,” or “Don’t invite dictators to on a regular basis are commercials. Maybe when they show he has a football. The moral of this com­ speak at your school.” The X- Files and Seinfeld, these commercials, people in racial hate mercial: Don’t hurt anyone, unless that Once again, I fail to see the point. If and the only new show groups sit down, mediate on the whole person is holding a ball, in which case it is you’re married, and you can’t figure out this season that I like is issue, and say thoughtfully, “You know, OK for you and all your friends to pile on that your wife is an important person who Ally McBeal. I think Jennifer Aniston’s right. Hate really is top of him. needs to be treated well, or that your kids niuch of the reason I hate TV is the com­ wrong,” and then go about trying to make I just love the “Don’t Use Drugs” com­ should not be beaten, then no commercial mercials. the world a better place, but I doubt it. mercials. You’d think after years and years is going to help. Commercials assume that you, the If they really wanted to stop racial prej­ of broadcasting about the evils of drugs, Wife beaters are not going to change viewer, are a complete idiot. udice, it’s really easy: Broadcast a bunch of these commercials might be somewhat their minds because of a commercial. For example, the “Be Cool, Stay in pictures of Klanswomen, preferably in redundant. I mean, it’s pretty obvious that Maybe being shot or a lengthy stay in jail School” commercials. Let’s be honest, no their natural habitat of trailer parks. drugs are not health food. would help, but not a commercial. one in the history of the world has said There is no such thing as a good-look- “But wait,” you say. “What about the What the Mormons ought to do is have “Oh man, you’re taking AP English? ing white supremacist, and when you people who turn to drugs out of depres- a commercial where Batman finds some You’re awesome!” point out that the dating scene in the KKK ^sion?” Nonsense. I was depressed that it rapist, drives the Batmobile over him a few Believe me, I took enough honors class­ consists of your cousins and a bunch of was raining on Saturday, but I didn’t start times, and then drives off, with the words es in high school to know that the only poor white trash with no IQs, no one looking for a crack pipe. If you’re “A message From The Church of Jesus time people think you are cool for doing would even consider burning crosses depressed, do what the rest of America Christ of Latter-Day Saints” on the screen. so is when they need help with homework. anymore. does: eat some chocolate, watch The Sound Now that’s a commercial. In college, the story is much the same. What about those “Violence: Don’t Play Of Music, whatever. But it should be pretty People who can drink beer through their that Game” cornmercials Fox runs, "^is if , obvious that there are alternatives to using Chris Puzak is a pre-junior majoring in infornna- noses are cool. People who take lots of kind of silly, considering that football is a heroin if ^ur,picnic gets ruined by ants. tion systenns. His favorite commercial character of classes in college so they can have the contact sport. I know it’s not on the same I also .think those commercials the all time is Joe Isuzu, followed closely by Mr. Clean!

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