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This newspaper is brought to you for free and open access by the Student Media at Digital Commons@Georgia Southern. It has been accepted for inclusion in The Inkwell by an authorized administrator of Digital Commons@Georgia Southern. For more information, please contact [email protected]. ARMSTRONG JUNIOR COLLEGE, SAVANNAH, GA., TUESDAY,APRlL5,1940 Volume 5, Number 6 ...... Ony heldin Milledgevilledur- .pring holidaysat which Miss i~~~~;=;=;'::=====Ir:':'~===~::::;':=:::::::;:"':~=:::::::::::':':::====="'::::::':::::"IDEAN'S LIST • N :- EnDis becamethe bride of Winter Quarter, 1940 frlderic:k o. Couch. This quarter PIew CommitteeA Flying' Club Gets New Members, illS, Coach is back at the college, Advanced Students- ans ssemblies Club House, Plans Air Week eontiDuing to instruct her classes. For Sp . g f G Rohert Adams, Betty Bainbridge, nn At the University 0 eorgia, Th A t Fl' Cl b d I of Ar t Lee Bennett, Eleanor Boyd, Jane e rms rong ymg n, un er the ab e leadership (;arOIiae Ka mann, ms Tong B of Sig Robertson, who is president, has gotten under way with '39 was elected vice president of yrd, Ruth Christiansen., Betty Professor Robert Strahl has been a bang. th~newly formed University Art Crumbley, Arthur Davis, John appointed chairman of the Assem- In the past few weeks they have added new members League.A talented artist, Caro- Gardner, EI'eanor 1r b y, Aaron bly Program Committee for the to the!r roll, obtained. a club- house, made plans for an air- line is now pursuing an art course Lang, Edwin Lennox Evelyn per-I spr-ing qu t M ti F' week III Savannah and have appointed committees to take he 'ar er. ee mg every 1'1- f bl b ' in At ns. feet, Caroline Rabb, d ". care 0 pro ems, oth present and prospective. Betty McMillan and Margaret • ay at two 0 clock m President I At a meetinv. last Tuesday around Boyd,freshmenat A. J. C., posed as Frances Vannerson, Joseph Whit-) Lowe's office, the committee is to twenty new members were admit- gala affair. modelsfor photographic studies tie, Sa rah Wilkerson, and Elis"e discuss the next week's program ted. The complete list of officers for madeby the Savannah Camera Club wertsman. and plan for the others. FaCUlty!. Julius' Landsburg, ground school the A. J. C. Flying Club is: Sig .. ,Iy in March. First Year Students· 1-._. MS.. I Instructor for the local flying class, Robertson, president; Frank Maner, Candidatesfor presidency of the Man ..in Arkin Kenneth. Baker memCh oei-s are,.' r trahl, chairman 'was the guest speaker. Mr. Lands- vice-president; Howell Walker, sec- . ' , aries Williams and Stacy Keach; burg said "It's up to you boys to retary; and Dick Hart, treasurer. senior class at Georgia: State David Barnett, Emil Blair, Vernon. student members are Edwin Len. make the' club. You will only get Dues are two dollars annually. Women's College was Margaret B '\' I 0 " II h N· I Dutton, Armstrong '39. ragg, n arjory Buntyn, Emma nox, Caroline Rabb, and Jack Wil- out cf it what you put in it." At Hned co ar goes to t e 'ationaf Clemens, Sam Dine:tman, Miriam liams. Mr. Lowe is an ex-officio the close of the meeting the presi- ea quarters, upon receipt 0 to~_n:c=g'it~onp:ii~:n~asE~o~~ Elmore, Flora Eve, Gladys Feagin, member. de.nt appointed the following com- which membership pins are sent. lUU~ Do th F' h H h I F I mitteee: The other dollar goes to the local Lowewasdiscussed in a special ar- 1'0 y . me, ersc e < utra , The partial schedule for the quar- Entertainment committee: Frank chapter. tielein a recent issue of the Geor- Sarah Griffin, Rose Ann Hamilton, tel' is as follows: March 28, Glee McIntyre .chairman: Dick Young, The next meeting of the local gia Alumni Record. Special note Frank Hoffman, Julia Ann Mar- Club under the direction of Mr. James Bentley, Charles Williams, club will be in about three weeks wasmadeof his receipt of the Lu- shan, David Middleton, Raymond Strahl; April 4, program sponsor- David Elmore and Dick Peveler. or right before the opening of the casTrophyand of his part in estab- Montsalvatge, Jeanne Patterson, eel by the pschology class under Furniture Committee, whose task club-house. lishing the Playhouse as a Adaline Ralston Vasco Rhoden Dr. J. P. Dyer; April 11, program it is to furnish the club-house, wbich The students of the flying class, "LsngoageLaboratory". " ,·S the 01" Ad ini t ti B ·Id· who aTe charter members, have all l\nl Rod I . on Public Health under the direc~ u mI IS ra IOn TIl mg MariePowers, ,ophomore at the I er gel'S, E sa Schweizer, ' f th S h A· t F d soloed and three of them are in . . tion of Mr. R. B. Platt. A pro- 0 e avanna Irpor : re coHege,is cast in the role of Dolly Charles SJrnon, Jack Tyson, Irvmg P I·t· IS. h b Reiser chairman Arthur Davis the last stages of the training. gram on 0 1 lca cIence as een' , , in the musieall'Rio Rita", which is Victor, and Ann Wilson. tentatively scheduled for April 18. Norman Barton, Joe Whittle, Joe being produCt"dby the Catholic Jenkins and Joe Livingstem . Young Pearle's A!':sociation. Harriet Clark, Paper Festival Aviation Week Committee, to Climaxing Comedy A welcomevisitor at Armstron~ Queen from Bryan County, is a Lowe To Speak look after pl~eparations for the Air at the begmnin~ of this quarter former Armstrong student. At C f Week in Savannah; Sig Robert- Presents Features wa John W. "r~('il. former in- Taking part in a sunrise service' on erenee son and Frank Man-er. structorof finance and commerce held Easter morning was Marion Armstrong's President, E. A, The purpose of the Flying Club Reaching a climax of comedy in t the coJleg{l'. Wittl ~tr~. Rice, an outstanding member of Lowe, will present a paper on "Col- is to stimulate interest in aviation. its last show of the season, Law- studie!'lat Ohio gtnt<, Ur.iv€'r~ity the sophomore class. lege Survey Courses" at the tenth The primary aim of the club is to renee Riley's "Personal Appea-r- McXci1.whni!<. ('Qurtll • popular with To represent the freshman class annual meeting of the Academic he a social organization so as to ance", the Savannah Playhouse will Arm~tronfl'it('~.Mr. Neil wac; visit- in the Student Senate, men:bers of Deans' Conference, which is meet- hold the interest of non-flying mem- present two unique features to the inR'frtendqin the cit)' bC'tween hi~ the class elected Raymond Mont- iug at the Atlanta Biltmore on bel'S. Plans to hold a' social func-j d- h't th d 8tudiegat Ohio State University !'>ulvatg-cand Irving- Victor from a April la, . tion of some sort at least once a au lences w 0 WIness e pro uc- wherehe is workinl: toward~ hi~ The Deans Conference is being montI).are being made. tion in the college auditorium from Ph.D. (Continued on page four) held in with the' annual The organization is pushing plans April 9 through 13. meeting of the Southern Associa- for a Nntional Air Week in Savan- The play, packed with both subtle tion of Colleges and Secondary nah. Mayor Gamble has already and obvious humor, opens with a Schools in Atlanta, April 8-12. been contacted in this behalf and few scenes from the latest movie Still Prefer Blon~es Mr. Lowe will probably leave the results were most encouraging. d b th I d Monday and return either Thurs- He appomted" commIttees. among rna eye g amorous an tem- day or Friday. Dean J. 'I'hofflas the fol;owing groups to handle the peramenta'l Cal'ole Arden, played by In this modern ever-changing world where it seems that Askew also plans to attend some work: Chamber of Commerce, City Ruth Christiansen. Joseph Perel- theDovesof Peace have {jed after maki ng n futile attempt to of the conferences, and while he is Committee, County Committee, Sa- stine took the movie shots for the landon the turbulent waves, of strife, let us deal with a sub- out of town his classes in political vannah Aero Club, Eastern Air Playhouse in the reception room of Jectas" important to a Southern gentleman as any interna- sci.ence will continue to meet. Lines, Armstrong Flying Club, W. T. O. C., which represents a Aero Dedicationists and Morning F"fth A h t!ona'situation-yet far less nerve-wracking, . ' P 1 venue pent ouse in the That issue is: Do gentle.men still prefer blondes? Nine New Students News-E!..ovenmg ress. The. Air Week should come the movie. The film has already been Fil1ltof all, where else if not at Enter Spring Quarter first of May at which time several edited and will run for approxi- Al'nllltrongwould we find true 'gen- "LEFTY" BYRNES: "I ca'n't af- activities are to be participated in mat~ly five minutes, complete with tlemenwho understand the above ford to be particular." Nine, new students entered Arm- by viE:itors as well as local people. sound. situationdown to the very finest DAVID ELMORE; "My best girl strong Junior College at the be~ All in all, it promises to be a very Another feature or "Personal Ap- POint? is a blonde so-I'll say brunette." ginning of the spring quarter. The • pearance" is the' platinum bl{)nde In a survey taken at school last (What the-?) new freshmen include Julie Beck- hair of the movie actress, Carole 'Weekamong A. J. C.'s gentlemen, The writer of this "gallant at~ ett, Linda Bryan, Joe Klingon, Al~ Al~den. It took over four hours to therewere varied opinions. A large tempt" wishes to quote himself as berta Howarth, Virginia Hollis, set stage actress Ruth Christian- numberwouldn't venture to answer saying, "Gentlemen do prefer Henry Pike, Sam Sikes, Terrell Tu- sen's hair for the movie takes, and thequestion.However, in the end, blandes"-but no one ever accused ten, and Ruth Yal"ber. Alice Louise to .spray on zinc sterate and yel- afterthe chips were down the an- him of being a gentleman. Hamlet and Dearing Nash, former lowing to give the platinum effect. swerwas: (Hold your hats) NO, ELLA NUGENT (her vote didn't students at the college.. aTe back Spraying will have to be done every Gentlemendo NOT still prefer count) said that gentlemen did again this quarter. night before the show. . .- blondes1 • , At the close of the- winter quar- Th . prefer blondes but that they dIdn t In addition to Ruth Christiansen egt ~lcou~t was very close. (hon- marry them. (Why?) ter, five girls completed their jun~ in the role of Caro"le,others cast in , .ondI~). One consolatIon to DOT FINCH said that she was ior college course. These were Car- "Personal Appearance" by Director tbefair-haired ladies is that may- . olyn Ball, Estelle Rolison, Anita Stflcy Keach include Mary Eyler as he tL a blonde after she washed her hall' fie men who voted were not .• Fennell, Maudine Arneau, and Bet- Mrs. Struthers; Carl Robeson, Bud gentlem th Ilif· th and a brunette when It hadn t been en, us nu ymg e re- f sy Myers. Misses Ball..Fennell, and Norton; Henry DuBois, Gene Tut- suIts. washed for several days. A tel' Rolison have now entered their tle; Dorine Glass, Joyce; Josephine FolIo ' f f th learning the results of this tabu- wmg are a ew 0 e com- _ junior year at the University of Hirsch, Aunt Kate; Sarah Wilker- Iilents bt· d f . lation she has deCIded that too " 0 ame rom varIOus p~- Georgia. son, Gladys; Billy Reagan, Clyde; tieipant.· th II' much water isn't so good for her In epa mg: This summer Miss Myers, who Wray Potter, Jessie; John Mac- WALTER LOWE: "Brunettes wavy locks. took .a prominent part in Playhouse Cauley, Johnson; and Hugh Taylor, aremorefavorable now. Take Joan SARA OWENS w a's plenty activities while at Armstrong, will Franklin Crawford. Bennettfor example. Wow!" burned up and wondered if the re- attend the summer session of the The set for the forthcoming pro- MILLERRODGERS: "Well, aft- suIts would have been the same at Mo\vhawk Drama Festival's Insti- duction is another designed by erall yoU can't t-ellone day wheth. B. C. (Cheer Up, dearie, you can tute of the Theatre at Union Col- Ernestine Cole. Work on it is ap- ershe'sgoing to be blonde or bru- use the Finch system). lege, Schenectady, N. Y. This is a -Picture- by Carl RlJOb~on proaching completion under Tech- Ilettethe next. That fits in with In a future issue the girls may professional theatre conducted by This glamorous. platinumad creature is nIcIan Reid Chastain and Co-Tech- none other than Ruth Christiansen. Arm~ 1rltatMr. Lowe said." be given a chance to do a little Charles Coburn. "trenl! sl>phomore. 8S she will appear in nician Scott Graves and the paint NATROANE: "It doesn't make voting themselves. Then we will Miss Arnau is now at G. S. C. W., "Persenal Appearance" at the Playhouse. A.pril 9-13. in the leading role of Carole (Continued on page three) 1 difference to me." see how the shoe fits the other foot. in Milledgeville. Arden. April 5, 1940 THE INH;WELL =

THE INKWELL Just: Stuff -by David Barnett Member Georgia Collegiate Press Association (Without malice or forethought) THE COMING OF PEACE Meml>er Georgia Collegiate Press Assoeiation Over land and sea;by faculty de- on a small span of land Published monthly' durinlt the school year by the students of cree, 'tis spring. nowhere Armstrong Junior CoUetre, of Savannah, Ga. out from space afar from time ,. Elise Wortsman Most of the students of Arm- Editor-in-Chief David Barnett strong will agree that an afternoon , elsewhere from being Managing E;ditor Ruth Christiansen in the Telfair Aeademy would be Bpoeta Editor Sarah Wilkerson a creditable and cultural expert- a neutral phantom figure Exchange Editor Ruth Alexander enee but that, God be willing, he alone Technieal Assistant Con Robinson. or she will spend the afternoon sip- undiscerned Columnist ping sodas through a straw at a specter of dust Reporters Nancy Cole. Betty Paul's. a' ghost of olive branch New Students McMillan, Frances Street, Harriet Davis, Jeanne Patterson, We want to welcome all the new students to William Coyle, Joe Livingston, Ruth Christiansen, Emil When, however) it is necessary Armstrong. Let's all make them feel at home. You Blair. to testify to one's cultural nature, it peered into the true Marion Rice girls have probably already spotted two ve:ry eligible Business Manager and a visit to the establishment midgard Sar-ah Owens newcomers, Joe Klingon and Sammy Sikes. Aren't Assistant Business Manager cannot be avoided, the student found it void Miriam Elmore they nice-looking? ... Billy Glass- and Hasseltine Advertising Manager- takes a nice short look at the paint- and devoid still David Barnett, Irving Victor Davis are still going strong and do they look happy Soticitors ing, walks three paces backwards, of light and of right while dancing with each other . . . We think the squints respectfully, and concen- recent spring holidays caused Sam Gardner to have trates on a remark which will sound Volume 5 April 5, 1940 Number 6 then it slowly turned complica'tions ... Guess who Betty McMillan is in adequate, without committing him dissolved love with? Nobody. But that doesn't mean she's or her to either approval ~r dis- disappeared not looking for a steady ... Frances Gnann seems We Are Crushed like: down into darkness to be having fun. Old flame Jack Mathers is getting Why foster such an attitude? whence it had never come around with her quite a lot, with present big mo- So pleased with the assembly program ment Claude Wilson is doing his share of the dating. on March 28 were Armstrong students that I'm sorry, Mr. C. W.-you're cute Now that they've really started Doctors those who had planned to march out in a regi- and all that-but when you gave fighting over there, what are you If any Armstrong student has any ailment, he mented position 'completely forgot their me that F, so-mething within me going to join, the army or the should see one of the "four doctors", By name they scheme, died. navy? ... and my grave. will be are the Doctors Hanson, Shepherd, Gardner, and (Signed) The co-ed who right next to yours. Robinson ... At a recent quite a few of the This speaks well for the program, and sent the candy. Citadel cadets took strongly to the Savannah girls. should this interest continue, no one should , Notes from Dr. Dyer's class: We still maintain that the Geechee gals have got mind attending assembly. Perhaps, in time, them all beat a mile. .. Barbara Stultz has been 'I'his is a mad world, my fool. Just before we went into the given quite a rush by a tall handsome red-head who the "concentration camp" feeling will even first World War, most of our trin- goes to Tech. .. Elizabeth Hoynes got quite a thrill wear off-but never that first crush which kets were made in" Germany and It seems that now at assemblies, out of an Easter bunny given her by one "Peanut' the new seating plan brought to independent consequently had "Made in Ger- you gotta sit where you gotta Powers. Armstrong souls, seat ... many" stamped on the bottom. When America went Hover there" Action We are optimistic about the loss of honor Emerson once wrote that an au- Boy, oh boy, things sure do happen fast around to "make the world safe for die- thor was considered original in here. Things change so rapidly that we can't keep points: we doubt if there wilJ be any loss. tatorships," all persons in a po- proportion to the amount he stole up with them, so don't blame us if some of the things But we sincerely hope the administration will sition to do so began' bombarding from Plato. in this column are not quite up to the minute ... soon feel that it can repeal this ruling, for it the public ears with sermons con- College students say it much We hear rumors to the effect that Mr. Williams is cerning the diabolical Boche, A certainly is a drastic step to take, more simply: An author (or col- replacing Mr. Platt as the heart-throb of the co-eds. yarn of a certain Mr. Sunday was umnist) is original in proportion By the way, girls, both of these profs play golf, so the epitome of that sort of thing. to how lousy the stuff he writes is. why don't you all take it·1up? Maybe you'll meet "It reached its climax with the Here Lies A Crime them on the golf course one of these days. Here lies a crime with the telling blood ... which all leads me to believe phrase, II. , . and if you turned hell over, you'd find 'Made in Germany' Sounds on the hands of our forefathers, fathers, and that a plagiarist is any successful Heard on the campus : In the spring a young author. printed on the bottom." ourselves. man's fancy turns plenty fancy . .. We have been told that .eome of the A. J. C. girls were quite thrilled Emigration has drained away 3,500,060 l recently, when the Yale Glee Club boys were across human lives from the Southeast. These peo- Unearthed in Exchanges the street from school ... Miriam Bidez seems to plc sought cpportunity-s-and evidently found -=- --1 be partial to a young man by name of McAfee .. ' it, since they have stayed awav-s-by leaving We like the way he meets her at school so often, . , the region of the country richest in natural Doggerel: Quoting Utah State News: ~ome of the girls around here think Frank Mcintyre IS cute. Tough luck, girls, because he just doesn't wealth and going into poorer regions. Why? Thirty days hath Septober, Any man: II'I've got a friend I want you to meet." seem to be interested in the fairer sex ... We Definitely there must be something radically April, June and no wonder. All the rest have peanut butter, Business Woman: "What can he heard somebody say that Jayne Crosby was robbing wrong with the economic organization of our Except Pasadena, which alone do?" the cradle. That's all right, Jayne, those high fair Southland when it limits the opportuni., has the Rose Bowl. Gold-digger: "How much has he school boys are good dancers. .. ties for peopleof ordinary capacity and forces -Mercer Cluster got?' Diamonds them to leave their homes and birthplaces. Homey type: "What church does If you don't think May Howard's diamond is he go to?" beautiful, just look on her left hand. She wears it Shoes made out of frog skin have It is time for the mint-juleping Southern College girl: uWhere is he?" all the time... too . ,. Sam Bailey and Elizabeth appeared in Louisiana. W hen gentleman to rouse himself from his tradi- McCreery are seen together constantly around they're new, instead of squeaking school. Is there anything to this? ... Bernard Addy tional porch seat and begin to use his men- they croak. A terrible thing tality. -c-Pearsens Weekly Has come to pass has a crush on a high. school girl but he says she • makes hi~ feel inferior. Ask any "boy about it, Addy, What are the things that lie between I woke up twice In history class. and he will tell you that no woman is that good ... the region and the attainment of a tremen- Pome Confessions High chair Plunk now-c-eveid the rush. dously high level of opportunity and civiliza- -West "Wind . Notes from biographical sketches in public speak- tion? It can't be lack of sunshine, rainfall, High school mg class:' High life Hash. Davis' 5 old~r sisters cried when she the or fertility. We are blesaed with these things. "Com-pan-eo, at ten - shu n n " High powered car 6:h girl, was born ... Augustus Riedel l'goo_g~oed" It can't be lack of stone, timber, coal, oil,'or Highball bawled the drill sergeant to the hIS way thru kindergarten . . . Ruth Christiansen rookie squad. "Com-pan-ee lift up .metals, We have them all in abundance. High speed dated a Texas Ranger and met a Mexican general your left leg and hold it straight The South lacks skill-technical skill. It has Hi, St. Pete! who was a "great, polo pony." , .. Elise Wortsman -Sweet Briar News out in front of you." been "spendthrift of the minds of its sons has, lost her .faith in fortune tellers ... Claude By mistake one soldier held up wtl- son s name IS Claude Wilson . '. Marta Perdomo as it has of its material wealth. It has per- his right leg which brought it side They call her j'Mussy Lena" be- mitted the mental horizons of its children by side with the left leg of his went. to a school where the greatest excitement was cause she's the fascist girl in town. to be circumscribed within narrow limits. neighbor. sleeping until 8 on Sunday mornings, .. Jerry Tilson -Parlez- Voo was fat when little ... , Miss Magone told Billy uAw right," shouted the ser- Content with its own ways, it has never ap- Reagan not to forget his umbrella in case of another plauded and encouraged the intellectual curi- geant, as he noticed this. "Who's TJ:1en there's the cat that ate war ... Vera Rogers likes to pick bananas. , . Frank osity that stimulates the young to look out that wise guy over there holding limburger cheese and breathed up both legs?". Maner thinks flying is wonderful Frog Ihley began his football career on the 'IBah; Blue" jackets into the great world, observe the manners down the rat hole with baited -Ward-Belmont Hyphen' and customs of other men, and enrich their breath. . .. Mae Driggers' life has been a peaceful one ... own culture by the injection of alien ideals. -Palmetto and Pine Ruth Klingon was disappointed to find there is no With Apologies to the Tempo- S~nta Claus ... Pauline Gooch doesn't l<1ikecon- "It lacks leaders and why? Because it This business of thinking up jokes ~eltedhpeople; do you diary?" ... Wright Lee's life He Brought It On HVmself has always adored the man of act;ion ':nd Gets one a little bit daunted; ISca rac t·derlze by such things as seeing a monkey '? gueM I've lost another pu.pil." neglected, if not despised; the scholar." 1 The ones you want we can't print, and baboon fighting and by being at odds with his said the professor, as his glass eye And the ones We print aren't rolled doum. the sink. teachers ... Sam Bailey once walked down a. rail· wanted. road track, fresh from the bath. .. It was in gram- 1. Johnson, IjThe Wasted Land" -Ward-Belmont Hyplen -Parlez·Voo mar schOOl that Helen Freeman first ufel1." ~ AprilS, 1940 THE INKWELL pageTbree Keach- Directs Saddle Shoes , I-~----~------Ian Pain~ No Word Picture DAFFY.NITIO~S Announce Spring Coronation l violate.--purple flower By Marion Rice gun. I can be all of these with poke-meat from a pig This is the season when all Arm- Stacy Keach, Savannah Play- I write no picture, but I ti f ti I be lint-season of the year before strong either blossoms out in glar- can word equa sa IS ac IOn. can poor or housedirector and English profes- ing new saddle shoes or stirs itself I have tried, and tried, and tried! rich, happy or melancholy, strong Easter to clean comfortable old ones. This t Annstrong, was appointed I feel angry at my impotence, but embargoes--they play "the sweet. sor a or fickle, foolish or wise. t' th' ld f L,.. " is the season when boys go coatless director of the coronation cere- I remain helpless in the grasp of es music IS 81 e 0 neaven reality-it is useless. I can paint Can I ever bridge the gulf 00- monettary-to stop, like "he hesi- and girls wear flowers in their hair. moniesfor the king and queen no word picture. tween my realms of reality and tated monetarily" This is spring. ofthe Paper Festival. The corona- , , t phantasy', No, I think not, I die mandate--college girl's meal-ticket Inextricable I Iwe m wo worlds-the world for tion took place on Tuesday, bond-.organization that German- According to our custom, we of reality and the world of make- when I essay to transfer my phan- · Americans belong to made a cursory suvey of Harper's April 2, at the municipal audito- b I e reve. Here I sit and endeavor tasies into mundane reality. Pen loon-when you get money from a Bazaar, Vogue, and the New York rium. to write. In my white tile-lined of- and ink belong to the world of bank 'I'imes. From Harper's we got our Thescript for the ceremony was fice-----desk,typewriter, file cabinet, reality, and the chasm between the mix-c-niekname for Irishmen first live tip for spring: In spring, writtenby Mr. Keach, and the set, book shelves, telephone-I feel a especially, perfume is an inex- prisoner, chained to the mean rou- point of my pen and my writing a very elaborate one, was designed tricable part of fashion. This year tine of a small college community. pad is so deep, so broad. hair combed beautifully ... for violent perfumes are out; scents byConstanciaSmith, an Armstrong Eat, classes, eat, work, eat, study, Typewriter, do you mock me? once .. umm ... hands look fairly tender and nostalgic are in the air. student: sleep day in and day out. Is this Stencil, must you laugh too? I am clean.. last time there was a def- Banned and Blotted Out Assisting with make-up for the life? Is this vain seeking after confronted by a world of efficiency inite smudge oh, well, I can These words, this spring, apply knowledge what God would have to eccentricity, exaggeration, mili- Mummers'Parade was a commit- -speed, pre cis ion, exactness. have it cleaned here goes noth- tary touches, and strapless decol- tee of Armstrong students, headed me do? No, no, no! my heart re- ing. sponds; but, here I am still, and Would that I could destroy you, A tall girl disengaged herself letages. In other words, the key- by Jerry Tilson and including the same stereotyped days stretch even for a' day! from the pack and started boldly note of the season, is simplified. Marta Perdomo, Pauline Gooch, endlessly on, on into the future- I can write no word picture, but across the floor toward an ever- toned-down, your very own look. Sarah Wilkerson, and others. even to the very end of time. I I have tried, and tried, and tried. changing objective. With stunning Hair-do's would fain sunder these invisible I feel angry at my impotence, but force an exhuberent pair leaping to Vogue advises the rediscovery of bonds, mount my gallant charger, I the rhythm of The Little Red Fox the flattery of deep shadowy waves. Memories and hie away into the realms of rema~n helpless in the grasp of struck her squarely, carrying her You should either let your ha'ir get 'Phantasy! reality-it is useless. I can paint no off her course. She leapt directly really long in back or chop it really By Elise Wortsman word picture. Oh, what delights await him who into the path of an even more ex- short. Brush up and back from can take his other self and revel ~huberent couple. She didn't know ears. And, unless you are fault- Do you remember the first date in a land of make-believe! Phleg- whether to be exasperated, gallant, lessly featured, wear soft bangs or a light pompadour over your brow we had together, darling? I was matic creature, you miss the rap- Stag Line or helplessly sweet. Oh, this is so with turbans. twelve and you were eve17 bit a ture of such illusions, and lacking By Sarah Wilkerson silly ... can't see a thing. In the midst of a mad stampede s foot- Skull caps are being revived, year older, irresistable thir-teen! them you must plod and hoe your either matching your costume or own nar-row row, for such is the ball player trod violently upon her Youcalled me early one Friday aft- The penetrating strains of mu- toe. Ouch! why you big ... not. Khaki is news-c-with black, limitation of reality. But I can live ernoonand .nsked me, in a stumb- .sic from the auditorium had begun in bags, belts, coats. Helena Ruben- in the worlds of yesterday, not a oh, it's you wellllll. In despair to invade the hallowed premises of she found herself on the edge of stein has a "Life Red" lipstick, ling, hesitant way, if I would like casual visitor, but a true citizen the library. Its almost recognizable the dancers and sadly joined the named after the color of the cover to go to a movie with you. that who can enjoy the pleasures and beat blared and then became soft. ranks of the unattached. of the magazine. 'Taffeta and moire night. I had to ask Mother's per- weep at the tragedies 'of that yes- The last-day crammer's ears were The timid little 'girl stood uncer- dresses and suits are being shown-c- tel' life. For I am one of them-I mission, and then through teeth tickled" by the sound. Next day's tainly in the door for a few mo- solid, plaid, striped, or dotted. laugh with them, love with them, that were chattering with excite- test suddenly seemed very far ments before entering. Then seeing Schiaperelli is showing "shocking hate with them, suffer with them, ment,I accepted. away and unimportant. For a mo- a fellow female she went over and blue", sister to her "shocking die with them. Whenyou called for me, remem- ment she forced her mind to grip said hello. 'He was there. She pink". Skirts are shorter and ber your amazement as I sheep- Demented? Well, perhaps I am. the pages, but the tantalizing lilt saw him cautiously guiding the dresses straighter. The waistline ishly entered the room in my first I am no competent judge of my of the music from the tea dance sweet young thing away from the is natural, but extended both up pair of silk stockings? And the own weaknesses, but even though kept sifting in. Her brain no longer grasp of an oncoming pursuer. As and down. The current silhouette is my actions place me in such cate- grand manner in which we swept pursued one train of thought. One they swept by she caught the words, like a mermaid's. gory, I shall never give them up. out of the house? This, of course, unfinished thought broke into an- "Do you always wear green ties?" Three Finds Staid being, I am different from you don't remember (but how well other. She sat gently on a chair. He looks Three interesting oddities struck you. I am like you in flesh and I do), after we left the house and Robert Burns was born in .. awfully happy ... I couldn't break our eyes, the first being a very bone, but my spirit soars in realms were walking toward the theatre The Singing Hills la da da da da now gosh, he doesn't know I'm radical new shoe. Called a "sled which you dare not follow, for you sandal", this shoe has no instep I fe.t something odd around my . oh dear ... seventeen-fifty- alive think I can dance with lack both in perception and imagin- kneesand remembered with a panic nine ... might be important ... him if he wouldn't turn around at all, merely a heel and toe con- ation. nected by a wafer sale. that in my pleasure at the hose I humble cottage near Ayr ... never so much ... slow pieces are rricer Romanticlst ? Yes, I may be, but Our next find was a very smart had forgotten garters I It wasn't know what he might ask you ... In if you like somebody ... if I stare I will never trade my multiple self pocketbook. A modern version of until we were seated that I could The Mood ... He might be there. at him so much somebody'll find for your analytical character. You Dick 'Whittington's celebrated yank the stockings up-but luckily The crammer slammed shut her out . they look wonderful to- liveIn the realms of fact and data. stick: "a great gray antelope pouch they hadn't fallen very far. book and piled it upon the others gether I guess ... she's talk- but I live in a world of my own swung from a walking stick which And oh! darling, do you remem- on the table, displacing a number ing couldn't think of anything making-the pageant' of yesterday is tightly covered in gray flannel. ber the movie-that lovely mushy of papers a's she did so. Grabbing to say I could ask 'him what he and of tomorrow. The third find was a very prac- movie? All the sweet words, the her-j jacket she dashed for the door, made on psychology .. . maybe Now I am a- noble patrician or tical one. A New York department embraces,the flowers, the swanky catching her sleeve on the knob as he'll do all the talking ... but boys a bent and plodding serf; a sturdy store offers "Polishields" for sale, clothes,the handsome leading man? she 'went out. never do '... guess I'd better not yeoman of the kings' guard or a 8,sk him what he made on psychol- these being little caps to slip over Andthe beautiful star who piped in On the right side of the square proud Spanish grandee; a zealot ogy ... I might have made better wet finger nails for protection. Ac- her honey-sweet voice that gentle- waxed floor were planted the feet follower of the cross or a fanatical than he did ... in a minute they'll cording to the ad, one could even men should wait until at least on of many determined girls. Some disciple of the Crescent; an Eliza- be right in front of me .' I guess study without fear of smearing- a seconddate to ask for even a good- were animatedly unconscious and bethan courtier or a: bloody Mor- I ... will! 'The' timid little girl newly polished digit! night kiss? some were consciously animated. broke on the' handsome sophomore. -_.- Do you remember going to the Some stared solemnly as at a ritual . He said 'hello, but she said not a drug-store for a soda; afterwards, CLIMAXING COMEDY and others moved their eyes search- word, ~ andfeeling horribly self-conscious? crew headed by Miss Cole. The re- ingly around the rapidly filling STANLEY The conscientious person arrived Or was it just me who felt that mainder of" the technical staff is room biting their fingernails. The in the middle of the last record. way? And how we twisted our . music was mellow ... one two three composed of Carolyn Oliver, lights: She paused to look over the situa- J'EWELERS straws, you saying, She loves me, \""ray p att er, costumes', Em,'ly four ... {lne two three four .. Sheloves me not, and my doing the she stepped forward and touched Clarke, props; Frances Vannerson, The sweet young thing was in- the" sleeve of a pink sweater the same with the masculine pronoun. assistant director; Jeanne Patter- 21 E. Broughton st. stalled in the center of a noisy music ended in ~ crescendo. Ev- you told me, She loves me, and I son, house manager; Betty Michels, group remarking upon a becoming confided,Mine came out right too. eryone stopped for a moment to program; an,d Claude Wilson, pnb- dress when she saw her current Then, do you remember how we gaze pleadingly toward the nick€l- Phone 2·2103 licity. problem glide by with the intellec- odeo'n and then filed reluctantly to- walked home down the shadowy I=~~======~===== tual Oh, so there he is ... got his ward the exit. street, and you~hyly held my hand? -DANIEL HOGAN, INC. -01> The moon wa'S shining brillia.ntlf ~ "')uality our Standard Since 1868" and looked exactly like a slice of . Dry Goods - - CHEESEMAN'S orange. I Draperies and Rugs And when we got to my front Columbia Drug Co. 125 Broughton St., 'Vest Graduates Calling Cards doorand I found that by some mar- , Phone 3·2195 1I7 ~~~ar~:~A272sS::~r: Ave, I velouspower I had remembered .my Monogramed Stationery key, remember how. you grew bold Best Malted Milk in Town-10e 223 East Bay and asked for a good-night kiss? TRIPLE XXX Chatham Prin,ting CO. Two Dips Ice Cream And how I replied sweetly that I THIRST STATION thoue;htgentlemen should wait until IOS-I!O W. Presiden~ St. Phone 7155 at least on second dat€ to ask for Delicious Toasted Sandwiches Good Eb ts and Drinks 2·1324 eVena good-night kiss? Telephone Hot Dogs a Dime a Foot Victory Drive I But you were no gentleman. Remember? \ • \ April 5, 1940 THE INKWELL f 5: ; , !i'. Social Activities FacultY Quot~d jHonor Society Recognition Planned for Spring

By Emil Blair To Come At Conuhencement Social activities for the spr-ing quarter have been planned by the Recognition will be given at Commencement Exercises Monogram Club, Delta Chi, and this June to those students now at Armstrong Junior College Alpha Tau Beta. who have fulfilled the requirements of the HOlWl" Society. The Monogram Club will have a Any student achieving a total of twenty honor points, com- house party at Tybee sometime dur- prising at least one major and at least two minor honors, and ing the spring. The Shipwreck distributed in at least three different fields, automatically Ball, previously scheduled by the becomes a member. organization, has been called off on To facilitate formation of the Honor Society, all students account of unforeseen activities. at the college who have engaged in any extra-curricular Delta Chi sorority will entertain activity corresponding to the following requirements are with a banquet and dance, the date asked to check their honor points with Mr. Hawes' officeat of which has not yet been set. once. Very extensive plans were made ACTIVITIES at a recent meeting of Alpha Tau Major Minor Beta. A house party has been plan- SCHOLARSHIP ned for the week-end of April 12. Members of the sorority will drive to Tybee Friday afternoon and stay through Sunday at the house of Alice Louise Hamlet: Mrs. Fred Couch and Miss Lulie Henderson will chaperone. The sorority will hold its annual banquet and dance on May 3. The banquet will take place in the Gold Room of the Hotel DeSoto, followed Brown or White Elk by a dance in the Armstrong audi- MARILYN torium with music by Claude Wil- SLIPPER SHOP son's orchestra. Invitations will be 112 W. Broughton St. issu-ed to friends of the sorority. FOLTZ THE SHOE STORE Photography OF QUALITY 10 Broughton st., W.

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group of eight nominated by the YOUNG AMERICA Girl Sports Look class. For Shadows On the committee for arranging J. C. Penney cs, Inc. the sports program for the Paper Festival was I. M.: Shiver, athletic Three Floors Filled with Flowers Telegraphed Mtera nearly dormant. winter, coach at Armstrong. girls' sports are beginning to come Alpha Gamma Delta sorority at Everywhere Outstanding Values out and look for their shadows. the University of Georgia elected Alene Fountain, Armstrong gradu- Coach A. J. Cohen sees a rather =15~I=B=U=1I=S=t.=====p=h=o=n=e~5=1=91 oj.~_~._~_~:::::;:;~~~~~~~~. ate, to the office of guard: Another nice shadow of a fencing team for Armstrong graduate at the- Uni- "his" girls have been practicing on versity, George Stanley, is attend- the roof for the last two quarters The drink ing the annual six-weeks camp for and are anxious for some matches seniors in the forestry school. that to be arranged so they can show Among the enumerators assisting off their newly acquired skill. everybody with census-taking in Savannah are Doing their daily dozen with the several former Armstrong students, RUTII ALEXANDER "Where Fashions Make Their knows foil have been Constancia Smith among them Rhoda Cohen, Bannon Here lies someone who loved fun Peggy Haile, Nancy Cole, Elis~ , Debut" Dailey, Gertrude Barbee, Jean Wortsman, Ruth Christiansen, To seek excitement she was one: G~egory, Nathan Kamibad, and Catherine Ranitz, Ann Clinton, and She absolutely ceased to wiggle Mildred Mallory. 15 'V. Broughton St. N Marie Powers. When she could no longer giggle. - "COCA.COLA BOT. CO • The tennis team's shadow is not Go To • as large as in past years as there is only one man out from last year's SEARS The Hub Is Always Ready --f team, Ruth Christiansen. How- FOR ever, May Howard, former S. H. S. with net man, is up and Coach Horace Portable Radios Leopold Adler Snappy College Clothes I Oplinger promises to have some Fishing Tackle I good players before long. I Bo,,":,ling~nd swimming are prime Golf Equipment $19.50 to $35.00 "Savannah's .Largest f~vorltes With the girls, especially New Way since there is always a crowd at SEARS THE HUB Department Store." Phone 3-1121 the Past Times, and swimming Lester Harris Launderers- means new suits. ROEBUCK & CO. Dry Cleaners • • •I