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Eastern Progress - 25 Mar 1938

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NUMBER 12 VOLUME 16 RICHMOND, KENTUCKY, FRIDAY,. MARCH 25, 1938 i Michigan Opens Wilbur Evans Famous Baritone Take L. T. C. Leads Popularity And Baseball Season To Appear Here Beauty Contest * Here Tomorrow Wednesday P. M. Finals Scheduled

Inclement Weather Wilbur Evans Final Tabulations Slows Maroon Team's To Conclude Fine Of Primary Are Practice; Lester . Arts Series Announced King Lost to Squad THIRD PROGRAM NOMINEES GIVEN

RICE MAY START By RALPH MAURER In the last of the seasonal con- "You Can't Marry Ten Pretty certs, to be held Wednesday, March Girls," but you can cast your votes The Eastern Maroons will open 30, at the Hiram Brock auditorium, the Kentucky Collegiate baseball the members of the Cooperative for two of them next week at the season here tomorrow afternoon Concert Association will have the regular election to select Miss when they meet the strong Michi- privilege of hearing Wilbur Evans, Eastern, representative to the an- gan State College nine. famous American baritone. nual Mountain Laurel Festival to Coach Hembree's men have been be held May 28-29 at Pineville. able to practice but a few days Never has a more interesting Final tabulation of the primary in the past two weeks due to personality come to Eastern. As a vote conducted-Friday, March 18, weather conditions and the con- boy, Mr. Evans was prominent in as released by James Hart, Mile- dition of the playing field. various extra-curricular activities stone Editor, showed the following The Maroons suffered a severe Wilbur Evans, above, famous of West Philadelphia High School, beauties and popularities leading especially in musical activities, ath- in the various races: blow to their chances for another American baritone will be heard letics, operettas, and dramatics. In successful season the first of this in the Hiram Brock Auditorium, lical productions he played such Miss Eastern-Frances Little, week when Lester "Pinchy" King Wednesday evening, March 30. roles as Jervis Pendleton in "Daddy sophomore, Newport; Margaret was ruled ineligible because of This program will conclude a .Long Legs" and Ko-Ko in the Hubbard, senior, Ashland; Bonnie scholastic difficulties. Last sea- series of three concerts under the "Mikado." During this time he had Applegate, senior, Ashland; Pearl son King won eight games and did sponsorship of the Cooperative been studying voice under his Stephenson, junior, Richmond; not lose a single contest. Concert Association. brother Walter's direction. At nine- and Mildren Richardson, junior, Annual Shakespearean Performance Science Hill. I With King out the pitching staff teen, he sang for Marcella Sem- is narrowed down to only three brioh and Emilo de Gogorza who Eastern's Sweetheart — Ann twirlers, John Rice, Carl Yeager Military Ball recommended him for.one of the To Be Presented By Little Theatre Louise Stiglitz, freshman, Louis- and Hairy Bryant None of the three scholarships to the Curtis ville; Geraldlne Allen, senior, three have had exceptional suc- Committee Names Institute where he studied with Club Cast Tuesday Evening, April 5 Prestonsburg; Lucy Wallace, sen- cess as moundamen, but Coach de Gogorza. To earn extra money, ior, Irvine; Frances Cocanaugher, Hembree hopes to develop them this young man taught swimming senior, Danville, and Victoria into winning teasers before the Johnny Lewis Band Yates, senior, Peytona. to children and coached at a boys' Miss Hubbard, who serves as sec- season is far along. camp. He is a splendid athlete and By Mary Agnes Finneran Mr. Popularity—Roy King, sen- The reserved seats for the show- retary to the club, has likewise ior, AnnvlUe; Otwell Ran kin, sen- The starting nine for tomor- considered making this avocation appeared in former plays and was his life's work if his musical ca- ing of the Little Theater Club's ior, Covlngton; James Hart, sen- row's encounter has not been Selection Announced annual Shakespearean production selected by student choice as the definitely decided as yet, but prob- reer proved to be unsuccessful. ior, Bellevue, and Norbert Rechtln, Yesterday; Tickets will go on sale on March 28, un- Juni6r Prom Queen of 1937. senior, Bellevue. abilities are that Hinkle, the only In 1927, Wilbur Evans was audi- der the supervision of Mrs. Griggs, The headsvof the two warring veteran of last years infield, will This group of nominees, the stu- Be On Sale Soon tion's first National Radio Audition Information Clerk. This year's factions will be taken by Edwin dent body's selection for the year- be at first, Bryant at second, Mer- ants in the Atwater Kent Founda- presentation, "Romeo and Juliet," Barnes as Montague, and Charles llno at short and Luman at third. book's features section, will be on tion first National Radio Audition surpassing even the former Warner of Capulet. In the role of parade at the assembly hour Mon- In the outfield Hill, Voshell and R, 12 PIECE BAND Contest. The approximate 30,000,- Benvolio will appear Russell Childs King will get the call. The bat- achievement of "Merchant of day, March 28, Milestone officials 000 listeners were Judges. To the Venice," will be presented April while Owen Gribbin will be Mer- stated today. tery will be Caldwell behind the winner $5,000 in gold and two cutlo. The Princess of Verona will bat with Rice probably getting Johnny Lewis and his orchestra 5 at eight o'clock in the Hiram "As in former years," Mr. Hart will be thef eature of the Military years in a conservatory of music Brock Auditorium. Advanced tick- be portrayed by Hiram Brock and stated, "the two candidates rank- the nod on the mound. were given. Mr.' Evans sang that of his kinsman, Paris, by Eastern's next home game will Ball to be- held on April 22. Ac- et selling has already reached a ing next to Miss Eastern will be cording to the R. O. T. C. com- Flegier's "Le Cor" which won for high level with the sale of one Jimmy Hart selected as attendants to the fes- be next Friday with Oberlin Col- him first prize. The part of the nurse to Juliet lege. mittee, Lewis and his twelve artists hundred early reservations for tival representative." Mr. Hart —«»—. were signed up late yesterday From this time, Mr. Evans has members of neighboring high will be played by Sue Toadvlne, also stated that registration booths through the Mutual Orchestra Ser- made his operatic debut in "Tristan schools. while Dorothy Dorris will be Lady and ballot boxes for the final elec- Palm Sunday Services vice. Johnny Lewis has broadcast and Isolde," accompanied by the The events upon which "Romeo Capulet and Helen Schorle, Lady tion will be placed in the lobby of To Be Held April 10 over the Mutual network from the Philadelphia symphony under the and Juliet" are based took place Montague, mother of Romeo. the Administration building. Netherland Plaza in Cincinnati, baton of Fritz Reiner. Since then according to ancient tradition in Other members of the cast of Returns of the election and an- Jt- At Brock Auditorium and over NBC from the Mayfair he has had leading roles in famous the time of Bartholomew della twenty-six Include Leonard Staf- nouncements of the winners will Casino in Cleveland. He has been mch ..FaUflV. "Martha, Scala In 1303. The fourteenth cen- ford, Frank Wllcox, Ernest Har- be announced In the next issue of While various spring activities featured over aU three major net- ,.f^Carmen,"rmpn... Mdand .-rosca." He has tury, an age J.ich in varied dis- ris, John T. Hughes, Walter May- the Progress. are underway at Eastern, the works, and has played some of the appeared aa guest artist on the play, has been carefully repro- er, Oswald Headley, James Brock, Women's and Men's Glee Clubs finest engagements in tne country, Maxwell House' Show, Chase end duced by members of the organi- Mary Gadberry, Joyce Hermann, B. S. U. Installation i. are practicing diligently for the including the Ball for the Presi- Sunburn Hour and very recently zation in details of dress and orna- Lois Elch, Bonnie Jean Applegate, ninth annual Palm Sunday service dent two years ago. with Jeannette MacDonald on the ment. Great care has likewise Nelva Richardson, Ann Osborne Banquet Scheduled to be held Sunday, April 10, 7:30 Advanced ticket sales for the Vick's Open House. been taken by the faculty direc- and Nita Creager. o'clock at the Hiram Brock audi- dance will oegin in the very near tor, Miss Pearl Buchanan, In the The theme of "Romeo and Ju- For Friday, April 29 torium. At this service the clubs future, according to the committee This thrity-year-old artist has important matters of delivery of liet" reveals itself primarily as a will sing the "Seven Last Words composed of Wallace Forbes, chair- many hobbies including dancing, line and Interpretation of charac- story of young love contrasted The Buptjst Student Union will of Christ." by Dubois. The words man; Ralph Pendery, Leslie Roth, sports, and cooking. He makes his ter with the enlisted advice of sev- against the dark background of hold it annual Installation banquet contain the story of Christ's death Marshall Arbuckle and Eddie own sauce for one of his favorite eral eminent contemporary stage civic intrigue and the harm occa- April 29 at the First .Baptist on the cross. From the Bible, Eicher. The price of tickets for dishes, spaghetti. He is a com- authorities. sioned by the quarrels between church. At this time the new offi- Dubois took the following state- those who buy early w'U be $2.00. missioned officer in the Marines The leading male role, Romeo, two- noble families. ■> The plot is cers of the Baptist Student Coun- ments uttered by Christ: First A very limited number of tickets where he learned to speak four will be portrayed by Norbert more simple than that of any cil for 1938-39 will be formally Word, "Father, forgive them; for will be available to students not or five languages. In addition to G. Rechtln, who is particularly other tragedy and the first scene instated. This service is very im- they know not what they do;" In the R. O. T. C, si everyone these accomplishments he is an adapted to this part, having ap- of the play has been cited as one pressive and a garden theme will Second Word: "Today thou shalt be is urged to buy his ticket early. expert rifle shot, horseman, and peared In all the former Shakes- of the swiftest expositions of a be used for the program. with me in Paradise;" Third Word: Tickets may be purcnased from boxer. pearean presentations and in addi- the mein all drama. The blending Chester Durham, president of "Woman, behold thy son;" Fourth any of the committee members. The day has definitely passed tion assumed the part of Tallaut! of scenes and action is complete the B. S. U., is endeavoring to Word: "My God, My God, why has when a musician can rise to the in The Late Christopher Bean." with the added beauty of Shakes- secure Norman Price as bpeaker thou forsaken met" Fifth Word: stellar heights on his talent alone. Mr. Rechtln is a member of the pearean verse. This drama with of the occasion. Mr. Price, who "I thirst;" Sixth Word: "Father, Spring Semester The personality of Wilbur Evans is working on his Doctor's Degree Alpha Psi Omega, a national dra- its background of poetry and pas- at the Southern Baptist Theolo- into thy hands, I commend my has aided him in many ways to matic fraternity. slon has succeeded in establishing spirits;" and the Seventh Word: success. He is numbered among "Romeo and Juliet" as the su- gical Seminary, is well known Starts* Soon Miss Margaret Hubbard will ap- throughout his field and is very "It Is finished." the small but significant group pear as the young and lovely preme tragedy of romance In the The chorus of seventy-eight of young artists who are spring- popular with students. JuUet—the immortal essense of epitome of the spirit of youth at Tickets for the banquet will cost voices, under the direction of Mr. ing up all over the country after ingenuous and impatient youth. odds with destiny. James Van Peursem, will be ac- Registration Day Walt Whitman prophesied "I hear 35 cents and may be purchased companied byrthe college orchestra America singing." from any member of the Baptist and Miss Brown E. Telford, at the April 4, With Classes Student Council or from Dr. F. A organ. Soloists -will be announced "Belles Lettres" Music Students Engle, "facuity sponsor Of the B. Starting Next Day Fourth Annual Stephen S. U. later. Collins Foster Program Goes To Press Give Concert HIGH SCHOOL FORENSIC LETCHER COUNTY CLUB NEW TEACHERS Presented by Students DISCUSSES SOCIALISM TOURNEY HERE TOMORROW Students belonging to the Letch- Students from various high With the coming of spring crops* The student body of Eastern Copies Of Edition Edwin Barnes, Bari- er County Club met Monday eve-e schools of surrounding counties will comes Eastern's crop of spring Teachers College presented their nlng, March 21. Included on the gather at Eastern tomorrow to term students which will spring i annual Stephen Collins Foster Will Go On Sale tone, Arthur Klein, enjoyable program were several compete in the annual district up on Monday, April 4. With Mon- radio program Wednesday after- Flutist, Presented guitar musical selections by Ray- forensic tournament. Events in- day as registration day, classes will noon, March 23rd over station Latter Part April mond Fields and Robert Blalr. cluded on the program are de- begin at 8 o'clock Tuesday morn- WHAS. The program was under Frazier Adams, Eastern senior, bating, oratorical declamation, ex- ing. The new students and those the direcUon of Mr. James E. Van BOTH LAUDED gave an enlightening talk on temporaneous speaking, poetry returning to Eastern for another Peursem, band director of Eastern. FOURTH VOLUME "Socialism," following which there reading, and humorous readings. nine weeks will be springing from The organ accompanment was was an open discussion pertaining hither and yon until Wednesday, played by Miss Brown E. Telford. The fourth volume of "Belles By MOLLY COLBY to his subject. COMMERCE STUDENTS HEAR April 6, which will be the last day This is the fourth consecutive year Edwin Barnes, baritone, student The club members, are making LOUISVILLE BUSINESS MAN Lettres" will go to the press by they can register for a full load. that the entire student body of April 1, according to a statement'ofI. voice under the tutorage or many plans for the remainder of "What Business Expects of the the semester. Regular meetings are After that date they will forget Eastern has participated in a pro- Miss Jeannette Hoffmann, was Commerce Graduate," was the about spring and settle down to gram of this kind. made today by the editor. Copies to be held on the third Monday heard in a voice recital, Wednes- subject of an address given by S. J. nine weeks of intensive studying. The following program was pre- of this edition will be on sale by of each month at 7 p . m. Schneider, Secretary-Manager of Coming in with these students sented: "Old Folks at Home;" the latter part of April, and may day evening, March 16, in the the Louisville Creditmen's Associa- will be several new faculty mem- "Susanna," solo part taken by be obtained from any member of Hiram Brock auditorium. Ml. tion, at a dinner meeting for East- bers and some who have been on Charles Blllerman; "Nellie Was A Barnes quickly ingratiated himself Second Trial Staff ern commerce students March 10 the faculty during previous spring the Canterbury Club or of th,e Eng- Lady;" "Gentle Annie," solo part, with his audience with his pleasing Selected To Edit in the Burnam Hall recreation terms. Among these will be C. W. Dorothy Dorris;" "Ring, Ring de lish faculty, or at the book store, room. Reynolds, who has taught for three Banjo;" "Massa's in de Cold, Cold for twenty-five cents per copy. manner and stage presence, which Issue Of April 8 spring terms, and Miss Katherine Ground;'' "Hard Times," solo part, Copies of previous editions may won for him much enthusiastic ap- Jasper, who taught In the Normal Edwin Barnes; "Uncle Ned;" plause. He displayed not only fine This issue of the Progress Commercial Program School, formerly Eastern, several also be obtained if desired;' the was edited by the following "Beautiful Dreamer;" "Camptown vocal ability, but also knowledge years ago. She has since been Races;" and "The Old Kentucky 1937 edition at twenty-five cents trial staff: Billy Adams, editor- To Replace Regular each; other editions at ten cents. of histrionics. In addition to his teaching at the University of Ken- Home." .« in-chief; Eddie Eicher and tucky. Other who have never As previously stated a volume true lyric style,, the soloist pos- Johnny Johnson, associate edi- Eastern Broadcast sesses dramatic qualities, for In his | taught here before will be Miss ASSEMBLY SCHEDULE FOR of verse will be awarded by Dr. tors; Mary Agnes Finneran, Discontinuance of Eastern Nell Hogan Bray and Miss Bess Clark to the author of the best rendition of "Where E're You managing editor; Mildred Coley, TWO WEEKS, ANNOUNCED Walk," Handel, and Wolfe's "De Teachers College's regular Alice Owens, a former" student who The following assembly pro- poem published In this year's assistant managing editor; Ei- weekly broadcasts was made has just completed two years of magazine, the poem to be written Glory Road," he demonstrated the leen Floyd, feature editor;'Lil- grams have been scheduled for the by a resident student and to be finest of both qualities. His inter- evident in a letter received by graduate work. next two weeks: lian Sturgill, news editor; Fran- those in charge of the broad- Inot less than fourteen lines' in pretations were most attractive. ces Little, Society editor; Milton This term is planned largely to Monday, March 28—"A Brief Arthur Klein, flutist and assist- cast here. take care of the .needs of teachers length. The winner of this award Feinstein, sports editor, and Officials of WHAS, Louis- Visit to Mexico," Miss Ruth Dlx. will be announced after the maga- ing artist, displayed fine musician- James Dykes, business mana- who were unable to attend during ship in his mastery of clarity of ville, notified R. R. Richards, the regular school year who will Wednesday, March 30—"The zine comes from the press. Much ger. Eastern broadcast director, that American Constitution Prior to poetry and a number of short tone, breath support, and phrasing. The second trial staff, which come to renew their certificates. Elolse Balz and Helen Klein de- it would be necessary to dis- This is a unit in itself and is not |d787," Dr. J. T. Dorris. stories and other prose selections will edit the April 8 issue is continue the programs because have been submitted for the maga- serve comment for.their fine ac- composed of the following \ a part of the second semester. Frlday, April 1—Program in companiments. of interference with a commer- charge of Social Science Club. zine. Johnny Johnson, editor-in-chief; cial contract. UPPER CUMBERLAND CLUB Monday, April 4—Class meet- Eddie Eicher, associate editor; However, Richards said, the CERCLE FRANCAIS MEMBERS LECTURE ON INSTRUMENT Mary Agnes Finneran, manag-H PLANS OUTING IN APRIL ings. PRODUCTION GIVEN HERE regular broadcasts of Eastern The Upper Cumberland Club HOLD BI-MONTHLY MEETING ing editor; Mildred Coley, news will be resumed September Wednesday, April 6—"Trees," At the bimonthly meeting of the An outfitted trailer containing editor, Eileen Floyd, feature held a dinner meeting March J». | or'.'JTD. Farris**and a group of 1938. Cercle Francais, Tuesday evening, approximately $10,000 worth of editor; Milton Feinstein and to outline its plans for the remain-1 agents new instruments was sent to Rich- The letter disclosed that the ing weeks of the semester. Be- March 15, the members voted Bill Lominac, sports writers; next two Eastern programs Friday, April 8—Concert by col- Jeanne Murbach as "mascot" mond, March 23 by the Conn Musi- Frances Little and Vera Man, sides minor matters taken up, an cal Products Company. Education- would be broadcast, but that outing was planned for some time lege band. member of the club. Jeanne is the society writers, and Billy Ad- beginning April 17, Louisville For any change in these pro- daughter of Mrs. Janet Murbach, al and interesting lectures were ams and James Dykes, business early in April. The club is made given, explaining the various !> "Colonel" baseball games would up of students from Bell, Knox, grams see the bulletin board in the French Instructor of Eastern, and managers. replace the Eastern radio spot. foyer of the Administration Build- a student of Eastern's Training stages of production of the wood- Harlan. Laurel and Whitley coun- wind and brass instruments. ' ties. ) • ~^— img. School. —7—. — WP&P7J9?*,-

PAGE TWO THE EASfTERN-PROGRESS FRIDAY, MARCH 25, 1936 The Eastern Progress former classmates after we have College Newspaper Editor Confronted X Richmond Net Squads left college. Guests Of Honor Student Council Member of the Kentucky The Alumni Association is our Intercollegiate Press Association With Scores Of Submitted Suggestions At Local Banquet Discusses Plan Of organization, an organization of Entered In the Postofflce at Rich- mond, Ky., as second-class matter which we become members as For Editorial Treatment: Finds Outlet Basketball squads of Eastern Self Government Teachers College and Madison soon as we receive our degrees. EDITORIAL STAFF High School were guests of honor Whether we become active or in- By RALPH MAURER utmost care. The validity of this at a banquet last night at the Ralph Maurer .'...Editor "The time has come," the wal- national collegiate practice {and Glyndon hotel, sponsored fay the Presidents Of All Agnes Edmunds....Associate Editor active members, however, Is deter- rus said, "to speak of many Richmond Exchange Club. Eddie Elcher Managing Editor there is none) may find its way mined entirely by us. The matter things. -. . At least, we hope to to page two, column one. Coach Adolph Rupp, of the Uni- Campus Organizations Edmond HeSser News Editor treat many subjects here, whether Raymond Stivers Sports Editor Here is another one that put us versity of Kentucky varsity bas- Join In Open Forum of being an active member In they be on Cabbage-heads or ketball team, was the principal Frances Little Society Editor Kings.. on the end of the proverbial limb: Mlldyd Coley Feature Editor terms of money is the mere sum Early in the year when there was speaker. He discussed the growth of basketball, which is now par- of one dollar; In terms of benefit There are scores of policies, a clamor by a number of students FANEL DISCUSSION BUSINESS STAFF changes, advancements and reno- for the privilege of having radios ticipated In by more than 8,000,000 derived therefrom it cannot be youths in the United States alone. Billy Adams Advertising Mgr. vations that a college newspaper in Memorial Hall there was like- editor must consider. His chief The Student Relationship Coun- James Dykes Asst. Adv. Mgr. measured. It may seem to us at wise a movement against the D. Thomas Ferrell, president of cil of Eastern sponsored a pro- sources for furnishing these are proposition—we were asked by the Exchange Club, presided. He Cheater Durham....Circulation Mgr. present that the Alumni Associa- gram and open forum on the sub- Louise Teater Exchange Editor three: What the editor, himself, both pros and cons to come to the introduced for brief remarks and the presentation of members of ject of Student Government, last tion is just another thing on which and his departmental editors be- cause editorially. How were we to Tuesday night, March 22, in the NEWS STAFF lieve, what the critical, aprecia- know whether students could be their squads Coach Ralph Carlisle, to spend money. If we will only of Madison High; Coach George University Auditorium before a Mary Agnes Flnneran tive or indifferent student believes, best benefited by having radios in group of presidents of all cam- stop to think how much we will and what the faculty, alumni, their rooms or by not having Hembree and Woodrew Hlnkle, of Clifford Plttman the Eastern freshmen, and Coach pus organizations. Wilson Ashby townspeople and even fellow col- them ? A cross section vote of the get for this dollar, however, we legiate editors believe. All in all, Progress staff shows the follow- Rome Rankin, of Eastern varsity. Over- fifty students attended Charles Warner this meeting which was presided will not so regard It. First, the as you can see, there Is no diffi- ing results: Three can study bet- Coach Rupp said that the game Entile Swan of basketball is most worthwhile over by Otwell Rankin, president Fred Mays culty In finding subject material, ter while listening to an orches- Progress will be sent us for an but, as you can also see, there tra, three can't even sleep well because of the lessons of team of the council. Guests of honor Carmel Jett spirit and loyalty which it teaches. were Dr. H. L. Donovan, Dr. C. Milton Felnstela entire year. ,Then, we will receive might be difficulty in choosing with a radio in their room or in what is best. the adjoining room, two are indif- A. Keith and Mrs. Robert P. M. BUI Lominac frequent communications concern- Case. Otwell Rankin It is utterly impossible to con- ferent as they are never in their Student Government Eileen Floyd ing activities of the Alumni Asso- sider editorially everything that is room enough to judge the ques- "What is the meaning of a real submitted by this vast following tion. (Personally I believe that Discussed in Chapel democracy ?v was the subject of Vera Mars ciation. Also, we will receive nu- V Ed Harrell but in an article of this nature some of my grades would have By Dr. P. E. Baker the opening of the initial address. Billy Bright merous pieces of up-to-date litera- one finds an outlet for much of it. carried more quality points had It was delivered by Donovan Lillian Sturgul For instance, one student suggests my five-tuber been confiscated;- Cooper. Following this, a group ture about the college, attractive an organization to be known 'as Dr. Frank E. Baker, president composed of Newman Sharp, lead- yet I have found it a valuable of the Milwaukee State Teachers W. L Keene Faculty Ad>lssr booklets of interest to us and to SACMWARF (Society of Ameri- source for current event discus- er, Jane Case, John Kalb, Ruth College, Milwaukee, Wisconsin, Cattlet, and Frances Coconaugher can College Men Who Abhor Red sion and often I receive much gen- addressed the students and faculty our friends of college age. This Fingernails) which would Institute uine pleasure from Lombardo, discussed the subject, "What are PHONE 438-J of Eastern State Teachers College the purposes of Student Govern- keeping In touch with friends and three major punishments tor Goodman, Kaye, etc. at the assembly hour this mor- ■T ment T" women who appear in public with Just last week we were con- ning. His subject was "Student PROGRESS PLATFORM Alma Mater may not seem im- "slaughterhouse red", fingernails: A weekly school publication. fronted with another very deli- Participation in College Admin- "How is Student Government portant now, but when we are (1) Send all offenders to Siberia, cate situation. (This time politics). istration." Organized?" was the topic discus- . A modified system of student gov- (2) "Liquidate" all offenders, and sed by Rebekab Vallandlngham, ernment. away from the Alma Mater, sep- A large sheet of paper with no Devoting the greater part of (3) Chop off all offending fingers. less than one hundred names on his address to a discussion of leader, Edgar McConnell, Naomi A more active alumni association. Another student touching on the Continued expansion of athletic de- arated from friendly faculty mem- it as supporters of Little-Stiglitz- American democracy, Dr. Baker Gritton, and Elmer Douglas. same subject, though taking the King found Its way to our desk. defined democracy: "Democracy A summary of all discussions partment. bers and college chums, out In the pro viewpoint, wrote a letter Continued thoughtfulness in regard Now this is one we Just can't treat Is a form of social control; demo- was made by Geraldine Allen and cold world, as the saying goes, which was presumedly for the editorially . . . though we do like cracy la that type of government following this, President Donovan to college property. Beauty Editor (an animal that A greater Eastern. we will realize what it means to the selections. in which the constant extension of made a short address. does not exist on the Progress) the area of common agreement is Members of the council who us. advocating that men decorate Here are several other sugges- Support Sports tions for editorial treatment that the sole standard Of progress; and took part in the program were: their nails with paint. He says democracy is a body of social and that the average man's finger- have been brought to our atten- Otwell Rankin, president, Elmer During the last several years at tion during the last week: Equip political ideals." Ideals of demo- Douglas, vice-president, Geraldine nails are about as well cared for cracy enumerated by Dr. Baker Eastern there has been a lack ot"&Prm8 "Nemesis" nickel machines with automatic Allen, secretary, Frances Coca- as are the hidden parts of moat were personality, liberty, and nougher, treasurer, Rebekah Val- foreinhand ties. slug rejectors, place a few pencil Interest in spring sports. It is We are all familiar with the ex- sharpeners throughout campus, equality. landlngham, reporter, Ruth Catt- Now for a subject which has In answer to his question of only natural that interest will lag place a hot-dog stand between east lett, John Kalb, Donovan Cooper, pression,-"'Spring Is here," and all constanly been brought before us what can we do for American Jane Buckley, Jane Case, Naomi and which probably should merit wings of Roark building, drop the to some extent when a rather poor probably are fully aware of its letter "F" from the alphabet, elim- democracy, Dr. Baker said: "We Gritton, Edward McConnell, and regular editorial space, but until can do all that Is possible to pre- Newman Sharp. Following the team represents a school In some presence. Each year, at this time, present has taken a back seat to inate library fines and add courses to curriculm for those interested vent war. We must create a Jus- program, refreshments were served sport, but at Eastern this poor there is a tendency for students Student Government," "Sports- ter social system which will bring by Mrs. Case In the reception manship," "Alumni Association," in learning the "Shag." Of course there are many other a better distribution of our na- room. « spirit cannot be attributed to bad to let their thoughts wander to etc. It is generally known as tional income; and we must extend "Apple Polishing" and when taken suggestions for editorial writing records of the teams. the budding trees, shrubs and the spirit of democracy into our DR. F. E. BAKER IS SPEAKER into full consideration really is supplied by the three sources. economic lives." -i Eastern baseball teams are the flowers and some even turn thelr closely connected with the activi- Many of them, should be devel- Dr. Baker urged the students: AT FACULTY DINNER ties of a large number of stu- oped and advocated or at least class of the state of Kentucky arid thoughts to love, forgetting their many of them appear as feasible "Demand the obligation to ex- Dr. Frank E. Baker, president dents. For a definition of the press your own unique and indi- of Milwaukee State Teachers Col- have won most of their games academic responsibilities. Also, at term, we offer the following: To subjects for discussion . . . yet we must consider the space and time vidual personalities. Demand the lege, Milwaukee, spoke to the with out-of-state competition, and this time of year, there are many a Prof's face—"You're a great privilege of American citizens to faculty and their guests at the man and I am your best student." element. criticize the controls of this insti- regular faculty'dinner at Burnam for several years have reigned as other things that a student can To his back—"You're a sucker and . Now possibly you can under- tution in a constructive way, but Hall on Wednesday evening. His you don't know it, and I'm a suck- stand why we smoke at least one K. I. A. C. champions. Since the find to occupy his time, because keep the attitude of criticism open subject was. "Improvement of t er and you don't know it" A bit extra cigarette each day, forget to and free." Teaching." inauguration of track here only a most spring activities take place of submitted material recently re- go to class on time, fail to speak out-of-doors. New interests, for ceived informs us that the profes- to our best friends occasionally, few years hence there have been sional Apple Polishing individuals sit starry-eyed at blank pieces of many occasions on which loyal those of us who have been lit- usually hits his zenith when he paper, lose a few minutes' sleep EXTRA! EXTRA! supporters have been made proud. erally "shut-ins" during the win- has become a full-fledged member each night and write such articles. '. of the "County Courthouse Gang," Ask any member of the staff, A Last year the Maroon swmming ter months, are now appearing. . kissing babies, then Is really though, and he wouldn't have It COLLEGE NIGHT aggregation copped the state title When the evidences of spring are handling the Grim.,8 Golden with otherwise. and are making rapid strides to- seen on the campus and the sun's FRIDAY, APRIL 1 ward repeating this year. One of heat demands a shedding of coats at SCHINE'S MADISON THEATRE the most handicapped teams on and sweaters, then it is only nat- I Alumni News This Coupon and 20c entities you to one admission. In the campus, the tennis team, has ural that we become lazy and By SAM BECKLEY redeeming this Coupon ask for College Ntto tickets. made many creditable showings somewhat lax and slip into sloppy Alumni Secretary This Coupon must be used before 8:00 p. m. and with a little encouragement, habits of work and study. EASTERN BREAKFAST Association was begun in 1029, in a short time it may rank with If we would only stop to con- and since that time the breakfast Eastern's other outstanding teams. The Eastern breakfast which is has been held each year. sider the wonderful opportunities held each year during the K. E. A. Tickets for the breakfast will I Eastern students seem to be un- we have. The hardships we often convention will be held on Friday be on sale at the Eastern head- MOTHER'S DAY- aware of the many handicaps that impose upon our parents in order morning, April IS, in the Roof quarters in the lobbby of the Garden of the Brown Hotel. Three Brown Hotel. Tlfey may also be ■ h the members of the various squads to attend college, and the diffi- hundred and eighty-seven alumni, obtained from Eastern faculty are forced to undergo. In order students, friends, and faculty members. . . culty experienced in learning to members attended the breakfast YOUR PHOTOGRAPH— f to have such outstanding records study while In school, makes us last year, and a much larger num- A group of Eastern graduates as have been mentioned, the con- realize that this relatively short ber is expected this year. In or- In Laurel county are making plans der to have room for all persons to organize the Eastern alumni tenders for the numerous positions period of spring weather SHOULD who attend the breakfast, the Der- and former Eastern students of '.

Le Litterateur Scene from "The Merchant of Venice"—Act. V

Have you ever known defeat? Have you known a tune when you were beck against the wall, pinched by disaster? Have you "By EDDIE EJCHER had a flame burning out your soul According to Ike "Mother" and a hard coldness aching in Hubbard, with the coming of your throat? Has every nerve In spring, the business of night- >our being throbbed with indig- nation till you paled and shook watchmaning has picked up over like the aspen? Has your spirit 246<#. in fact, -rpmantlc couples strained the bonds of endurance of Eastern keep Ike so busy that to the breaking? Do you know the other night we found him what it is to have your soul rage like a swollen river? Have you touring the campus on a bicycle. seen destruction in the wake of "Since warm weather has come," good intentions? said Eastern's number one chap- Then, listen to what I say. I eron. "I ftWe to tour the campus tell you of flowers broken and life more often than I do in winter plucked off with a bullet. Is the and a bicycle is the only way I old analogy clear? But, I, also, tell you of a greater wrong—a can make the rounds . . . there- wrong not so easily rectified. I fore, if you and the answer to all speak to you of a thing surpass- your questions are out strolling ing its cruelty all wars ever some fine evenine and are almost waged with gases and bulleta I tell you of a subtle thing, a thing mowed down by a cyclist, pay no deeply hidden—the cut of a smile, heed for it is only Ike makinge his the treachery of a handclasp, the rounds." "for your own good, my dear," that sentences souls to an escape- And in a recent poll. 99.44% of proof prison. These are bitter the female student body thought things, I tell you, but I am young. it would be very nice if the always Go ask some aged man, some cooperative Dean of Women would seer who has wit and reason. find some way of letting them go And he will repeat to you words one hundred yards off the campus from his wisdom: at night to get a Coca-Cola and sandwich. Surely if the good dean "Trust all things but man, my has ever had a cool drink to help son. Man is a flagellate propelled her study, she will permit her by the flagellum, ulterior motive. youngsters to make this little trip In his smile there is no smile, as without their being afraid of being there is no gold at the foot of the reported by the night-watchmah. rainbow. With his handclasp he seeks merely to slash his image Dr. Moore, Eastern's economist on your heart. "For your own (an economist is a person who good" suits his convenience only. talks about millions and then bor- Learn these things wel, my son. rows bus fare home), says that Learn these things well, my son. an open minded person is one young and it will lessen the heart- Acclaimed one of the outstand- Juliet" will be given April 5 by shown above and roles portrayed Brock, Salarino; and Barbara whose mind opens to the same ache. If you could tear apart ing Shakespearean productions members of the college theatrical by them are: rear row, left to Congleton, lady-in-waitlng. N view that yours does. man's being and leach out his soul presented by an Eastern cast, organization. right, Harold Dunn, Launcelot Front row, left to right, Marga- —but that is impossible." The Merchant of Venice" was of- The scene above shows Portia Oobbo; Nell Ogden, lady-in-wait- ret Hubbard, Nerissa; Kelly Clore, ElecUoneering for Miss Eastern What can we do? The world fered last year by the Little The- land Bassanio welcoming their Gratiano; Marguerite Henzmann, Is under way but there are only lies around us bleeding from self- ing; Nelva Richardson, Jessica; Portia; Norbert Rechtin, Bassanio, two tickets worth considering. inflicted wounds? March is here, atre Club. This year "Romeo and I friends to Belmont. The players James Hart, Lorenzo; Hiram and Russell Ghilds, Salanio. One consists of Rex (Turkey and April is to follow. Hughes' dog) for Miss Eastern. Borr Tlatton" for campus sweet- For Information heart, and any of six male mem- bers of Eastern's faculty for Mr. BYBEE SHOE HOSPITAL Duds And Contact Madame Z, SOCIETY Popularity. The group which will win is composed of Frances Little WE MAKE OLD SHOES NEW Reporter Suggests as Miss Eastern, Ann Suglitz as All Work Guarantee Misfires BUFFET SUPPER Campus Sweetheart, and Roy King By EILEEN FLOYD as Mr. Popularity. More power to Misses Eunice and Germanla them. The instructor called upon the Even in the face of dire threats I feel that it is my duty to divulge Wingo and Miss Edna White en- overfed ROTC to rise and explain some of the secrets of a woman tertained on March 9 in the Rec- Another sure sign of spring is the soluUon of a problem. The fat who is in a position to know so reation Room of Burnam Hall. the increasingly number of va- The evening began with a buffet EXTRA! one arose and sputtered for a much about the student body and cant seats in faculty row at EXTRA! faculty. Since it isn't in the code supper which was followed by chapel. We are willing to wager moment or two, then said the prob- games and entertainment of The Grand Order of Talebear- that if the faculty were limited lem was too deep for him. He ers" to tell names and tales at the The following were present: to only three cuts, they would ex- COLLEGE NIGHT begged to be excused. same time, I shall be unable to re- Miss Mary McKinney, Miss Elea- ceed their quota before a week "Yu seem to better fed than veal the name of the above-men- nor Mebane and her mother, Mrs. was up . . . and speaking of cuts, E. Mebane, Misses Ellen Pueh taught," said the officer. tioned woman. Besides she very have you noticed an increasing FRIDAY, MARCH 25 definitely stated 'that she didn't Elizabeth Wilson, Margaret Ling- "Yes, Sir," replied the fat stu- enfelser, Edith McDvain, Maye urge within you to cut your at SCHINE'S MADISON THEATRE want her name m the paper, but classes now that warm weather is dent. "You teach me but I feed failed to mention; the fact that she Waltz, Catherine Morgan, Ruth here? Dlx, Mary K. Burrier, Virginia This Coupon and 20c entitles you to one admission. In myself." ■ ■ didn't want a story printed about her. ( Story, Annie Alvis, Ruby and redeeming this Coupon ask for College Nite tickets. Pearl Rush, Maude Gibson, Anna , Intramural sports at Eastern Stacey, at Lexington: "Say, look For the sake of convenience, are at a virtual standstill, but This Coupon must be used before 8:00 p. m. shall we call this woman Madame Schneib, Jane Campbell, Edith at the horrible insignia on the Ford, Mary Floyd, Cora Lee, May there is some talk of starting a side of that plane." ZT The office of Madame Z is soft-ball league on the campus. . . Ideally located to see all. On the Hansen, Pearl Buchanan, Mrs A worthy Idea and one that should Old Sarge: "Shh. Not so loud. right as you come in the lobby of Robert P. M. Case, Mrs. Julian have the support of the student Tyng, Mrs.. Harvey Blanton, and That's the colonel looking out of the Administration building (with the hostesses. body. All those In favor let it be the window." an Information sign above the known and we will have the afore- DOWNTOWN HEADQUARTERS FOR , window). Even if she couldn't see mentioned league pronto. what is going on she has access to Miss Joyce Herman and Miss I've heard of the guy who was Drew Gray had as guests last nervous; a store of knowledge about you Found: An address book and and your family within arms' week-end Misses Mary Katherine the same is now posted on the bul- EASTERN Of the guy with the good alibis. reach. Suppose she wanted to Ingels, Fisher Ingels, Susan Gregg, letin board in the postoffice. It But for various uses, know something about you. In a and Elizabeth Collins, all former graduates of Eastern. has a very complete set of names The best of excuses, very few minutes she could tell and numbers but the author of Parker Fountain Pens—Conklin Fountain Pens you your age, your parents' work, Miss Leo Moss and Mrs. Leslie this little volume forgot to say if Was, smoke got into my eyes. yor home town or county, where Scott (nee Elizabeth Campbell) they were blondes or young ladles. you stay in Richmond, where you returned to the campus for a brief The ROTC instructor was put- I'd appreciate the above informa- Stationery—School Supplies—Cosmetics eat your meals, your classifcation, visit recently. tion to make my files complete. ting a bunch of students through and where you are almost any Mr. William Bennett visited rel- "We Service AH Makes of Fountain Pens" their paces. "Eyes, right." No one time during the day. Do you even atives in Cleveland last week-end. In closing may I say that a obeyed. "Eyes, right." Still no re- begin to know that much about Messrs. Judd Lusk, Herschel temptation that is easy to resist sponse. The instructor walked up her? Owens, and Gene Pryse visited in isn't worth surrendering to. Our Fountain is Famous for Its Delicious Drinks to one of the boys, looked him During my brief visit with Ma- Lexington last week-end for the in the eye and said "Eyes, right." dame Z, I discovered that she was purpose of enjoying the State "I guess you is," said the boy a very busy person. She talked High School Basketball Tourna- NEW CENTRAL HOME MADE ICE CREAM from the mountains, "nobody's ar- to several people at the same ment which was presented there. guing with you." time over the telephone. -Besides SERVICE STATION . , answering all calls cejning thru Miss Garnett Darnell, who at- r tended Eastern last semester, is "Maggie," said Angus to his the switchboard, she typed some JAMES DUNCAN, Preprietor "Leading Prescription Pharmacists" personal data cards, thought up visiting her sister, Mrs. William wife, "here's a Ucket to tonight's Hanshaw, on Oak street. conjuring show, and when the con- things for an N. Y. A. student to Automobile Accessories do, and checked the telephone bills Mrs. Emma Y. Case, Mm. jurer come to that part where he Charles Keith and Mrs. Allen Zar- Gasoline and Motor Ofl takes one spoonful of flour and one for all of the telephones on the campus. ing entertained friends with a General Repairing egg and makes twenty omelettes, lovely tea on March 22 at the watch verra, verra close." On the top of the files are kept Cor. Madison Ave. & Water St. Cornett's and Stockton's fountain pens, compacts, money, Recreation Room in Burnam Hall. Scene at Randolph Field. Time: books, and miscellaneous lost ar- More than 200 guests attended. Phone 24 Sometime in the future when East- ticles that are returned after being Misses Nell Johnston, Ruth Sny- ern's Flying Cadets are there. Identified by the owners. der, and WilUa Sue Richards re- While talking to Madame Z, I turned to resume their academic Parks On duty in operations of- activities after recovering from fice: "This is the weather man discovered that she eats candy be- tween meals, enjoys her job, has recent appendectomies. speaking." Miss Myrtle Staggenhorst, of Pan Air: "What is your ceiling." been working since August, 1929, and that she knows a majority of Dayton, Ky., spent the week-end . Parks: "Wait a minute and I'll with Virginia Marz. see." the students by the end of a se- mester. Think of the hundreds of Mr. Edwin Barnes entertained FoUows a lot of pounding and with a reception at his home on hammering. people that she has gotten to know in the past nine years. Ma- March 16, following his recital in Parks: "Hello, I think it's beaver the Hiram Brock Auditorium. board." dame Z confided that the thing EYEGLASSES that she liked most about her job Miss Pearl Buchanan was in Georgetown last week, Where she - Stafford: There's an insect in was coming In personal contact CHAFT MARK that soup." with the students. She enjoys was guest speaker at the Women's Do You Need GLASSES? CHURCHILL Association of Georgetown Col- Bonnie: "That's one of those meeting new people and talking Do Your Glasses Need Re- to them when she has the time. lege. vitamin "Bees" we've been hearing Mr. and Mrs. William Hanshaw pairing? See us for Either about." had as their dinner guests, March FINEST WORKMANSHIP The Pantless Gunner of Panay Junior Glass Promotes 11, Mr. and Mrs. Jesse Davis and (From Bureau of Navigation Benefit Picture Show daughter, Faye, of Richmond. PRICES RIGHT Featuring Bulletin). Miss Sarah Cosby, of Erlanger, has been spending a few days with Commend me to that noble soul For Junior Prom Funds her parents, Mr. and Mrs. H. B. Who, in the battle's heat, Cosby. V. McMULLIN Rushed to his post without his "Of Human Hearts," a current pants, movie, will be shown at Madison Buddy Cawood, of Teachers Col- OPTOMETRIST Churchill The bombers dive to meet; lege, spent the-week end with his Theatre Thursday and Friday, parents, Mr.*and Mrs. E. 8. Ca- in McKee Block Who stood upon the rocking deck March 31-April 1, for the benefit wood in Irvine. - In earless disattire, of the "depleted treasury" of the With shirt tall flaunting in the Junior class, it has been an- breeze, nounced by Bill Hagood, class Neckties To deal out fire for fire. president. KODAK FINISHING— Old Glory's color deepened Thru courtesy of the theatre, As she floated o'er this son— Hagood said, it- has *een arranged ■■ / The man who ban no time for that the Junior class will receive Developing Film 10c Each Print „.5c pants a certain portion of the receipts But plenty for his gun. by selling tickets to the show. •and we give you FREE one 5x7 enlargement worth 26C Come, name a million heroes, Also with the idea to fill the But to me there'll never be coffers of the class, it was decided A finer show of nerve and.grit at a recent meeting that all mem- On any land or sea— bers would be asked to pay dues PAUL JETT Then dwell upon your epics of 25 cents. McGau&hey Studio Should you feel an urge for chants, The money is being raised to (Formerly Rice St Arnold's) Recall the sinking Panay sponsor the annual Junior Prom RICHMOND KENTUCKY And the gunner minus pants! which will be held May 13. Dues Telephone 52 •Vsun Al Arnold I must be paid on or before April

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. Campus Softball Eastern Marksmen Eastern Swimmers Weather Hampers League Planned Overcome Berea 42-24; Trim Santa Clara, Season Standing .600 Spring Grid Work According to a statement by "Turkey" Hughes, director of ath- Arkansas State In defeating the Berea mermen ' letics, a tentative plan is pending 42-24 Saturday night the Eastern for the organization of a softball Much Depends league on the campus. swimming team evened its stand- On Next Year's Such a league would be com- Cornell and Michigan ing for the season to two wins Practice this Sophomores posed of several teams, each rep- past week for the State Shooters against two losses. resenting some club, organization Eastern, bassball- Coach Hesser sent speed And or locale, with certain eligibility ers has not been Outscore Easterners class into the events of the Berea rules. The games would have to be confined to the COMPETITION STIFF played in the early evening just rudiments of a meet to take five of the eight after meal time, because of the general practice BROWN TOPS LIST first places—including both of the By MILTON FEIN STEIN use of the grounds before this laid down by relays—to atone for losses of the The weather thus far has been hour. The success or failure of the Coach Hembree considered plan depends upon the Returns from pistol matches team on a trip into the, "Sunny about the only new development unless you con- fired by the Eastern ROTC Team interest and enthusiasm of the sider cutting South" the previous week. • In spring football practice, as the men of the campus. All who are during the past two weeks give weeds, scraping, the local shooters an even per- Bob Dickman, stellar sophomore sessions, have been severely ham- interested in such a" program hoeing and rak- springboard artist, has out-classed pered by consistent rainfall. The should see Mr. Hughes. + STIVERS centage of wins and losses. ing of the infield practice field has closely resem- There are no definite plans for so that the hot-sizzling grounders On March 12th the local team all competition in diving, and only any other intra-mural activities will whiz past the gloves of the won from Santa Clara University the University of Tennessee was bled a mountain lake where the during the remainder of the school Michigan State speedsters. Neither by a score of 1260 to 1097. On the able to beat him in the fifty-yard flutter kick would be more ap- year. has the scraping, weed-cittlng, etc., 16th another win was chalked up dash—to stand as high point man against Arkansas State College by of the Eastern natators. propriate than a punt. been confined to the boys who Regardless of only a few days Organization Of know the art of baseball. Yours a score of 1254 to 1244. On the Results of the Berea meet were truly, was even caught in the act I7th however, the local marksmen as follows: practice, the team is beginning to Golf Team Begun of weilding a mean hoe doing some lost to Cornell to the tune of 1228 300 medley relay—Eastern: Ed- show form in the fundamentals. of the said scraping before Coach to 1331, and the 19th lost to Michi- wards, Hesser and Hennessey. gan State College by 1254 to Time, 4:02. Blocking and tackling are being Organization of the Eastern golf Hembree would consent to release 1368. stressed at every session and the team has begun and anyone inter- the starting line-up for tomorrow. 225 yard freestyle—Begley (B), members of the squad are respond- ested in becoming a member of Captain W. W. Ford, the Eastern McConnell (E), Hillman (B). ing with glee and gusto. Much of coach, expressed particular pleas- Time, 2:57. Nottingham this team is asked to see "Tur- Regardless of the fact that the next season's success depends upon key" Hughes as soon as possible. ure ihat wins were scored against 50 yard freestyle—Dickman (E), the. sophomores, and from this Maroons will be without the ser- both opposing -teams Which had Byar (E), Etevens (B). Time, Those who have already signified vices of the freshmen candidates corner it appears that they will their intentions to play this sea- been in existence for the same :27. "come through." Thurman, Mowat, this season, according to the same length of time as the Maroon Diving—Dickman (E), Brooks Fabrics son are: Woodrow Lydey, Ben S. I. A. A. ruling ,the prospects Combs, Orich, and Scott are caus- Robinson, Charles Neale, Billy outfit. The losses to Cornell and (B), Arbuckle (E). ing the "old heads" no end of for another K. I. A. C. champion- Michigan State College were fully 100 yard freestyle—Begley (B), McLaughlin, and Wallace- Forbes. ship team are bright. anxiety for the backfield positions. Eastern has consistently had good expected, since these teams have Hennessey (E), Byar (E). Time, At the same time the linemen are been in competition for several 1:02.6. spending sleepless nights thinking seasons and in 1936 Garrard Rawl- NOTICE TO FRESHMEN years. 19.75 ings was the state champion. 150 yard back-stroke—Edwards of Tussey, Lewis, Gordon, Harreir In the spring when fancies turn Richard Brown continues to lead (E), Roth (E), Phyllis (B). Time, Hilton, Saad and a host of charg- Others $24.75 to $29.75 Tentative matches are sched- to what you have been thinking the local shooters, turning in a 2:13.9. ing men. uled with Centre, the University about all winter (or how ever it score of 267 against Arkansas 100 yard breast-stroke—Felton Needless to say, while all this of Kentucky, the University of goes) they also turn to the natural State and 265 against Santa Clara. (B), Brooks (B), Hesser (E). anxiety is present among the as- Styled to suit the Louisville, and Wayne University instinct of fishing in lily ponds. Other high scorers on the Eastern Time, 1:25.1. pirants, Coaches Rankin and Sam- of Detroit. Yesterday, I noticed some of the squad were Frank WUcox, Cecil 400 yard freestyle relay—East- uels—fully aware of the spirit and young man's taste; cut campus eds and co-eds were trying Preece, Robert Blalr, Walter ern: Dickman, McConnell, Byar, vigor of the entire squad—are look- ANSWERS , to entice the innocent little fish, Henry, Roy Farmer, Charles Eades, and Hennessey. Time, 4:31.6. ing forward to next fall. "to fit the young man's 1—Charley Barrett, the Cincin- by means of pins as hooks and and Ernest Combs. nati pitcher. candy as bait, to be suckers and All the above matches were of figure; priced to fit bite. Just a note on the side to the "postal" variety, in which each 2—Joe DiMaggio, eight in St. those who plan to continue this Louis. team fired on its own range and the young man's pock- sport: If you happen to pull one scores were exchanged by mall. Meet the Gang at 3—Joe DiMaggio, center fielder out (of the sucker type) that is Rules of the National Rifle Asso- etbook!' of the Yankees. wearing a "checkered shirt," smok- ciation govern all contests, and a ing a streamlined pipe, please leave Styles, shades and 6—In 1908, by Sam Crawford, regular army officer supervises all Ten-ill's Restaurant Tigers, and again in 1915, by Bob- "It" hanging on the coat rack in firing and certifies to the scores. by Roth of Cleveland. the Progress office and notify me patterns that follow and receive reward of $10—provid- The present week will ring down 5—Dolph Camilll. His brother ing you can collect it from him. the curtain with postal matches the authentic univer- was Frankie Campbell, heavy- against Texas A. & M., and Massa- weight fighter. chusetts Institute of Technology, sity mode. According to Jim Hart, the popu- and a shoulder to shoulder match larity contest is-progressing fine with Xavier University to be fired NEW SPRING Come in and with "REX" leading all contest- in Cincinnati on March 26th. In Vulcan Irvine ants for "most popular." the last named match the local see them! » . contingent hopes for revenge for a LADIES' AND MEN'S We're quite sorry to know that defeat suffered at the hands of SUITS AND TOPCOATS TAILOR the Morehead Eagles, Hawg-Rifle Xavier on March 12th when the Cleaning, tressing and possessors, are unable to schedule Cincinnati boys defeated Eastern E. V. ELDER football games for next season. It on the local range by a score of Repairing appears, according to Morehead's 1219 to 1161. Haberdashery Headquarters MADE IN RICHMOND talented sports writer, that a num- Up to the present time, the 215 Main St. Phone 398 ber of the Kentucky colleges fear Eastern team has won three the power of the Eagles. The matches, tied one match, and lost writer continues by saying that the five matches. This give them a weak-chinned sons of some of the percentage of 33 per cent which is DEPENDABLE, HIGH-GRADE SHOE REPAYING institutions in the state, such as very good for a beginning team Transylvania, Centre, Union, and shooting against more experienced University of Louisville are every- competition. thing but "yellow." He may have Rivers Shoe Repair Service even said that Second Street "As You Go to Town" Now certainly Mr. Lowman, in- stitutions such as you have accused of fearfulness would not hesitate to play your great Eagles. Prac- tically every one of them encoun- tered much stronger teams last season. And certainly everyone of Thursday, Friday, March_24-25 them have suffered defeat enough OLDHAM, ROBERTS that one more at the hands of your "185-pound Giants" would not endanger their gridiron prestige. & POWELL A thought: If you do find it utterly impossible to schedule Incorporated games contact us immediately (MMCollege Nifht, Friday night and the Progress staff will go into spring training at once in order Sat, Mar. 26, One Day Only FUNERAL DIRECTORS AND that we might give you a game EMBALMERS shortly after the Hawg-Rifle af- l I fair next season.

Eastern's intra-mural athletic IBIWA $AD0l|> program may be revived soon ac- AMBULANCE SERVICE cording to a statement from the Sunday, Monday, March 87-88 athletic department. Plans are be- • - •. I ing made to organise a college W. Main Street Phone 413 twilight softball league. We favor the undertaking whole-heartedly. And again the Progress staff would like to show its athletic abilities. With "Dizzy Dean" Adams as our moundsman we see the pennant Tnm.. M»r. 8ft. On» Day Only within reaching distance.

QUESTIONS OF THE WEEK 1—What rookie Insists on being a singing waiter? 2—Who hit the greatest number of homers in an enemy park in Register for Lucky Strike 1937? 3—What famous player got his Wed« Mareh 30, One Day Only start by beating his brother out of a job? 4—When did seven home runs In -cooperation with our suffice to win the American Lea- community "BUY NOW" gue championship in that special- campaign, United has se- ity? cured a supply of nation- ally known brands of 5—Who in the National League LUCKY STRIKE TONIGHT had a brother who was killed in suits and topcoats to sell Play for Fan and Profit! at the, unbelievably low a boxing match with Max Baer? Yon may be one of the 4 winners Find answers on this page. price of They're NEW CORBIN CLUB ORGANIZES $19.98 TO "PROMOTE EASTERN" TflTE The newly' organised "Corbin UrHMDND KrtiTUtMT They're SMART Club" which was formed with a Sat, March 86, One "purpose to promote Eastern DRESS UP FOR EASTER- Teachers College at all times and They're COMFORTABLE all occasions" held a meeting last Step out into Spring with a new suit and topcoat I night Match your best girl's new Spring outfit Easter morn- Miss Dorothy Payne, who was MAUCHTWMS ing with one of these fine suits and topcoats 1 You'll Campus Oxfords are just what you need elected president at the last meet- HUT All HUT feel like a million I for wear this Spring > ing, said that the club was orga- The suits are tailored to suit the most meticulous dresser. nised by students of Eastern who Sunday, March 87 You'll like the casual appearance of the new English drape make their home in Corbln, Ky. 8—BIG HITS—| or lounge modal. Every suit is made of all wool English The purpose of the club is to worsted. New herringbones, ovarplalds. small checks, and promote Eastern Teachers College solids. $4.95 at all times and on all occasions and that one of the efforts of the The topcoats are single or double breasted. Smooth rich group would be to spend their fabrics that are smartly styled In the new drape. Col- leisure time in a profitable way. ors are perfectly blended. You'll like our complete se- Dr. F. A. Engle, member of lection. Eastern faculty, was named spon- sor. STANIFER*SSmart Styles Other officers of the club are f Miss Velma Hopper, vice-president; Vincent* Diecidue, secretary, and United Dept. Stores Alain at Second Richmond,K y. Edward Downing;, treasurer. Meetings of the club will be held SECOND AND MAIN regularly in the future. •*♦■