TCN GEM Sun Feb 19, 2012

Schedule Program Guide For TCN/GEM

Sun Feb 19, 2012

06:00 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme.

06:30 SHE'LL HAVE TO GO 1962 Repeat PG

She'll Have To Go Two brothers learn that their grandmother has willed the entire family fortune to a distant cousin and plan a 'get rich quick scheme' to secure some of the money.

Starring: Anna Karina, Bob Monkhouse, Hattie Jacques, Alfred Marks, Dennis Lotis

Cons.Advice: Mild Violence

08:30 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme.

09:00 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme.

09:30 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme.

10:00 CONTRABAND SPAIN 1958 Repeat PG

Contraband Spain An American agent in Barcelona investigates the death of a compatriot involved in drug smuggling and finds romance with a singer being blackmailed by the smuggling gang.

Starring: Richard Greene, Michael Denison, Anouk Aimee, Philip Saville

Cons.Advice: Some Violence

11:45 JESSICA WATSON - ANOTHER CHALLENGE Repeat WS G

Jessica Watson - Another Challenge

After becoming the youngest sailor to circumnavigate the world, Jessica Watson sets her sights on a new challenge, to skipper the youngest crew ever to sail in the iconic Sydney to Hobart Yacht Race. Hosted by Alan Jones, this one hour documentary follows Jessica and her crew from idea to finish line.

12:45 LADY L 1965 Repeat WS PG

Lady L

Lady L. is an elegant, elderly lady who recalls the past loves and lusty adventures she has lived through.

Starring: Sophia Loren, Paul Newman, David Niven

Cons.Advice: Sexual References, Mild Violence

15:00 GETAWAY Captioned Repeat WS PG

(*2012 Return*)

Dermott uncovers Singapores shopping secrets; Jason, Kelly and Catriona each find a romantic weekend escape; Sophie Monk goes wild over Sea Life Park in Hawaii, and Jules takes an Indian Ocean coast drive in WA.

15:30 THE SEA CHASE 1955 Captioned Repeat WS PG

The Sea Chase As World War II begins, German freighter captain Karl Ehrlich tries to get his ship back to Germany through a gantlet of Allied warships.

Starring: John Wayne, Lana Turner, Tab Hunter, David Farrar, Lyle Bettger, James Arness

Cons.Advice: Mild Violence

18:00 THE GOLDEN GIRLS Repeat WS PG

Home Again, Rose - Part 2 The women wait anxiously while Rose is prepped for triple bypass surgery. They're not allowed in to see her, plans are being made regarding her future without their input, all because they're not considered family.

Starring: Bea / Beatrice Arthur, Rue Mcclanahan, Estelle Getty 18:30 ANTIQUES ROADSHOW HD WS G

Beverley Minster 2

Fiona Bruce and the team are back for a second visit to Beverley Minster in the East Riding of Yorkshire. Hundreds of visitors pack the nave eager to see the experts and amongst the objects caught on camera are a pair of valuable medical leech jars once used to bleed patients, a curious sideboard that hides secret drawers that took the owners thirty years to find, and a ring with a locket containing the hair of Napoleon Bonaparte

19:30 AS TIME GOES BY Repeat G Jean and Lionel take a parental interest in Harry, Sandy's policeman boyfriend. Yet, the affairs of the younger generation seem to diminish in importance when Jean receives a phone message from an old flame.

20:00 YES PRIME MINISTER G

The Bishops Gambit P.M. Hacker is to appoint a new bishop, and Sir Humphrey may secure a cushy appointment on retirement if he can convince Hacker to appoint the current Dean to the bishopric.

Starring: Paul Eddington, Nigel Hawthorne, Derek Fowlds

20:30 THE TIME TRAVELLER'S WIFE 2008 HD WS M

The Time Traveller's Wife A romantic drama about a Chicago librarian with a gene that causes him to involuntarily time travel, and the complications it creates for his marriage.

Starring: Eric Bana, Ron Livingston, Rachel Mcadams

Cons.Advice: Some Violence

ETERNAL SUNSHINE OF THE SPOTLESS 22:40 MIND 2004 Repeat HD WS M

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

A machine has been invented which allows individuals to erase selective portions of their memory. Former lovers, Joel and Clementine elect to rid themselves of their memories to secure a clean separation. However, the more Joel's memories are erased the more he finds himself deeply passionate for Clementine again, triggering a desperate search to find a way to reverse the procedure before it's too late.

Starring: Jim Carrey, Kate Winslett, Kirsten Dunst, Elijah Wood

Cons.Advice: Frequent Coarse Language, Sexual References

01:00 SEAWAY Repeat WS PG

The Only Good Indian

Action adventure series on the St. Lawrence Seaway.

Starring: Stephen Young, Austin Willis

02:00 HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme

02:30 HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme

03:00 HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme

03:30 HOME SHOPPING WS G

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04:00 HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme

04:30 JOYCE MEYER, ENJOY EVERYDAY LIFE WS PG

Enjoying Everyday Life is a daily broadcast provided by Joyce Meyer Ministries.

05:00 ADVENTURES IN RAINBOW COUNTRY Repeat G

Roar Of The Hornet

Follows the adventures of a teenager named Billy Williams and his friend Pete Gawa in northern Ontario.

05:30 TODAY Captioned Live HD WS NA Join Karl Stefanovic and Lisa Wilkinson as they bring you the latest in news, current affairs, sport, politics, entertainment, fashion, health and lifestyle. Mon Feb 20, 2012

06:00 TODAY Captioned Live HD WS NA Join Karl Stefanovic and Lisa Wilkinson as they bring you the latest in news, current affairs, sport, politics, entertainment, fashion, health and lifestyle.

09:00 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme.

09:30 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme.

10:00 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme.

10:30 ALIVE & COOKING Repeat WS G Alive and Cooking, Australia's hottest cooking show hosted by UK celebrity chef James Reeson. Filmed on location at some of the country's top food and wine regions as well as in James' kitchen

11:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One With Joey's Big Break

Joey's first major film role leads to an unexpected adventure for all in Las Vegas.

Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc

11:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One In Vegas - Part 1

The gang travels to Las Vegas to surprise Joey, but there's more than one shock in store.

Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc

12:00 THE CAPTAIN'S PARADISE 1953 G

The Captain's Paradise The bigamist captain of a ferry boat between the restricted British colony in Gibraltar and Spanish Morocco has a woman of differing appeal and temperament in each port.

Starring: Alec Guinness, Yvonne De Carlo, Celia Johnson, Bill Frazer, Charles Goldner, Miles Malleson

13:50 GEM PRESENTS Repeat HD WS PG

Alicia Keys

Music Special.

14:00 RESCUE SPECIAL OPS Captioned Repeat HD WS M The members of Australia's most elite rescue unit use courage, humour and extreme skills as they risk their lives to save others.

Starring: Peter Phelps, Les Hill, Libby Tanner, Gigi Edgley, Daniel Amalm, Gary Sweet

15:00 AS TIME GOES BY Repeat G Jean and Lionel take a parental interest in Harry, Sandy's policeman boyfriend. Yet, the affairs of the younger generation seem to diminish in importance when Jean receives a phone message from an old flame.

15:30 YES PRIME MINISTER Repeat G

The Bishops Gambit P.M. Hacker is to appoint a new bishop, and Sir Humphrey may secure a cushy appointment on retirement if he can convince Hacker to appoint the current Dean to the bishopric.

Starring: Paul Eddington, Nigel Hawthorne, Derek Fowlds

16:00 ANTIQUES ROADSHOW Repeat HD WS G

Beverley Minster 2

17:00 THE ELLEN DEGENERES SHOW Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

Join Ellen DeGeneres as she hosts a unique mix of celebrity interviews, chart-topping and up-and-coming musical performances, audience participation games and segments spotlighting real life stories and amazing talents. 18:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One In Vegas - Part 2

The roll of a Vegas dice has a surprising outcome for Monica and Chandler.

Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc

18:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One After Vegas

Two of the friends leave Las Vegas married; and Phoebe and Joey have a cross-country adventure. Starring: Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox Arquette, Lisa Kudrow, Matthew Perry, Matt Le Blanc, David Schwimmer

19:00 THE ZOO Repeat WS G The Zoo takes you behind the scenes at Auckland Zoo, bringing you great stories about the animals and their keepers.

19:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One Where Ross Hugs Rachel Monica and Rachel change their living arrangements; and Phoebe attempts to make Ross confront his feelings for Rachel. Starring: Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox Arquette, Lisa Kudrow, Matthew Perry, Matt Le Blanc, David Schwimmer

20:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One With Ross's Denial

Ross makes a drastic decision about Rachel; and Chandler and Monica argue over their living arrangements. Starring: Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox Arquette, Lisa Kudrow, Matthew Perry, Matt Le Blanc, David Schwimmer

20:30 THE CLOSER HD WS M

Necessary Evil (*All New*) Brenda suspects that a good Samaritan high school coach murdered his new principal, while captain Raydor catches Pope off guard with the surprise announcement that she is retiring.

Starring: Kyra Sedgwick, J.K. Simmons, Corey Reynolds, Robert Gossett

21:30 THE CLOSER Repeat HD WS M

Unknown Trouble

The seventh and final season kicks off with Brenda investigating the shootings of a rap star and six bystanders. Meanwhile, Delk gets set to announce seismic organizational changes; and a civil suit targets Brenda and the department.

Starring: Kyra Sedgwick, J.K. Simmons, Corey Reynolds, Robert Gossett

22:30 RIZZOLI & ISLES Repeat HD WS M

Brown Eyed Girl Jane and the team scramble to find the kidnapped daughter of a police officer. Doom looms when it's feared that the crime may be connected to a previous case that ended with a young girl's death.

Starring: Angie Harmon, Sasha Alexander, Lorraine Bracco, Lee Thompson Young

Cons.Advice: Some Violence

23:30 LAW & ORDER HD WS M

Thrill A young delivery man is found shot to death and the murder trail leads Detectives Briscoe and Curtis to the two teenagers who placed the order.

Starring: Dennis Farina, Jesse L. Martin, Jerry Orbach

00:30 DANGERMAN Repeat PG

Whatever Happened To G. Foster

Patrick McGoohan stars as a private investigator involved in espionage work in various countries.

01:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One In Vegas - Part 2

The roll of a Vegas dice has a surprising outcome for Monica and Chandler.

Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc 02:00 HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme

02:30 HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme

03:00 HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme

03:30 HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme

04:00 HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme

04:30 JOYCE MEYER, ENJOY EVERYDAY LIFE WS PG

Enjoying Everyday Life is a daily broadcast provided by Joyce Meyer Ministries.

05:00 ADVENTURES IN RAINBOW COUNTRY Repeat G

Lac Du Diable

Follows the adventures of a teenager named Billy Williams and his friend Pete Gawa in northern Ontario.

06:00 TODAY Captioned Live HD WS NA Join Karl Stefanovic and Lisa Wilkinson as they bring you the latest in news, current affairs, sport, politics, entertainment, fashion, health and lifestyle.

09:00 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme.

09:30 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme.

10:00 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme.

The Man Who Loved Redheads The honourable Mark St. Neots is playing with some chums when he meets and is bowled over by Sylvia. As he grows older he retains his image of this beautiful young girl with the red hair.

Starring: Moira Shearer, John Justin, Denholm Elliott, Harry Andrews, Gladys Cooper

13:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One In Vegas - Part 2

The roll of a Vegas dice has a surprising outcome for Monica and Chandler.

Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc

13:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One After Vegas

14:00 ONE DAY SERIES - INDIA V SRI LANKA Live HD WS NA

India v Sri Lanka - PM Session Wide World Of Sports presents the third game between India v Sri Lanka live from the Gabba. Join Mark Nicholas, Tony Greig, Michael Slater, Ian Healy and Mark Taylor for all the action.

18:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One Where Joey Loses His Insurance

Rachel's in for a big surprise; and Joey's facing hard times. Starring: Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox Arquette, Lisa Kudrow, Matthew Perry, Matt Le Blanc, David Schwimmer

18:30 ONE DAY SERIES - INDIA V SRI LANKA Live HD WS NA

India v Sri Lanka - Evening Session Wide World Of Sports presents the third game between India v Sri Lanka live from the Gabba. Join Mark Nicholas, Tony Greig, Michael Slater, Ian Healy and Mark Taylor for all the action.

22:00 TBA G

Title not available at time of scheduling.

Information To Follow.

00:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The Affair At Castelvara

Patrick McGoohan stars as a private investigator involved in espionage work in various countries.

01:30 ALIVE & COOKING Repeat WS G Alive and Cooking, Australia's hottest cooking show hosted by UK celebrity chef James Reeson. Filmed on location at some of the country's top food and wine regions as well as in James' kitchen

02:00 HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme

02:30 HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme

03:00 HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme

03:30 HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme

04:00 HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme

04:30 JOYCE MEYER, ENJOY EVERYDAY LIFE WS PG

Enjoying Everyday Life is a daily broadcast provided by Joyce Meyer Ministries.

05:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One Where Joey Loses His Insurance

Rachel's in for a big surprise; and Joey's facing hard times. Starring: Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox Arquette, Lisa Kudrow, Matthew Perry, Matt Le Blanc, David Schwimmer

06:00 TODAY Captioned Live HD WS NA Join Karl Stefanovic and Lisa Wilkinson as they bring you the latest in news, current affairs, sport, politics, entertainment, fashion, health and lifestyle.

09:00 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme.

09:30 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme.

10:00 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme.

11:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

11:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One With Ross's Denial

12:00 RAZZLE DAZZLE 2007 Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

Razzle Dazzle

A hilarious and heart-warming look into the world of competitive dance. Mr Jonathon's Dance Academy is competing for Grand Final success at Australia's most prestigious competition - only Mr Jonathon's routines aren't like the other schools.

Starring: Kerry Armstrong, Ben Miller, Nadine Garner, Denise Roberts

Cons.Advice: Adult Themes, Mild Coarse Language

14:00 RESCUE SPECIAL OPS Captioned Repeat HD WS M

An adrenaline junkie taunts the Rescue team with a series of deadly stunts. Lara risks her life to save thrill seekers from a flooded stormwater drain. Dean is caught in the middle of an extortion racket, after the high-rise rescue of an exotic dancer.

Starring: Peter Phelps, Les Hill, Libby Tanner, Gigi Edgley, Daniel Amalm, Gary Sweet

15:00 BIRDS OF A FEATHER Repeat WS PG

Nicked

Tracey has a rich and loving husband while her sister Sharon is married to a womanizing petty criminal. However, both worlds are turned upside-down when the two men are sent to prison and Tracey asks Sharon to move in with her.

Starring: Peter Polycarpou, Linda Robson, Pauline Quirke, Lesley Joseph

15:30 BLESS THIS HOUSE WS PG

The Generation Gap Hilarious comedy detailing the life of Sid James - a family man trying to cope with raising his two teenage children, whose values and attitudes he really doesnt understand.

Starring: Sidney James, Diana Coupland, Robin Stewart, Anthony Jackson, Patsy Rowlands

16:00 EXCESS BAGGAGE Captioned Repeat WS TB

Hosted by singer Kate Ceberano, Excess Baggage is the feel good show of 2012, a series that delves into the hearts, minds and bodies of eight celebrities and eight everyday Australians to help them shed their physical and emotional baggage. Join Britney Spearss ex-husband Kevin Federline, rescued Beaconsfield miner Brant Webb, AFL legend Robert "Dipper" DiPierdomenico and five other celebs and as they battle it out in the ultimate fat fighting contest. 17:00 THE ELLEN DEGENERES SHOW Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

18:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One With Joey's Porsche It's decision time for Ross and Rachel; Phoebe has a stressful babysitting experience; and, Joey pretends to own a sports car. Starring: Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox Arquette, Lisa Kudrow, Matthew Perry, Matt Le Blanc, David Schwimmer

18:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One On The Last Night

The Friends prepare for huge changes in their longstanding living arrangements. Starring: Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox Arquette, Lisa Kudrow, Matthew Perry, Matt Le Blanc, David Schwimmer

19:00 THE ZOO Repeat WS G The Zoo takes you behind the scenes at Auckland Zoo, bringing you great stories about the animals and their keepers.

19:30 BABOON BANDITS HD WS PG

Catch Of The Day

When fishermen arrive to unload their boats they get carried away with the size of their catch and forget something important they are in Smitz troop territory and their cars become targets to a determined and thieving band of baboons.

20:00 CHEETAH KINGDOM HD WS PG

Generic Compile - HD Ingest

Dave and Carla are hoping cheetah cub Quattro will bond with siblings Spitfire and Hurricane so that they can live in the wild as a group. Dave has his work cut out dealing with a pack of four hunting dogs. Carla catches up with female cheetah Tongs and she hopes that she made a kill following her release.

20:30 THE GENERAL'S DAUGHTER 1999 Captioned Repeat HD WS M

The General's Daughter

There's the right way, the wrong way, and the Army way. But there is no way military investigator Paul Brenner is going to participate in a cover-up when Fort MacCallum officials try to hide the motive behind the murder of a beautiful female officer. Also stars James Cromwell, James Woods and Timothy Hutton.

Starring: John Travolta, Madeline Stowe, James Cromwell, Timothy Hutton, James Woods

Cons.Advice: Adult Themes, Some Violence, Sexual References, Some Coarse Language

23:00 LAW & ORDER HD WS M

Denial Two maids discover a bloody hotel room and a credit card leads the police into a wall of denials even if the victim is a newborn child.

Starring: Dennis Farina, Jesse L. Martin, Jerry Orbach

00:00 CONAN WS M Conan O'Brien hosts an hour of laughs with some of the biggest names in entertainment and music, with regular funny segments and musical acts.

01:00 SEAWAY Repeat WS PG

Mutiny

Action adventure series on the St. Lawrence Seaway.

Starring: Stephen Young, Austin Willis

02:00 HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme

02:30 HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme

03:00 HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme 03:30 HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme

04:00 HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme

04:30 JOYCE MEYER, ENJOY EVERYDAY LIFE WS PG

Enjoying Everyday Life is a daily broadcast provided by Joyce Meyer Ministries.

05:00 BLESS THIS HOUSE Repeat WS PG

The Generation Gap Hilarious comedy detailing the life of Sid James - a family man trying to cope with raising his two teenage children, whose values and attitudes he really doesnt understand.

Starring: Sidney James, Diana Coupland, Robin Stewart, Anthony Jackson, Patsy Rowlands

06:00 TODAY Captioned Live HD WS NA Join Karl Stefanovic and Lisa Wilkinson as they bring you the latest in news, current affairs, sport, politics, entertainment, fashion, health and lifestyle.

09:00 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme.

09:30 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme.

10:00 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme.

11:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

11:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One With The Yeti

Will Ross obey Emily and move away from his friends?

Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc

12:00 I'VE GOTTA HORSE 1968 Repeat G

I've Gotta Horse

An irresponsible pop singer avoids rehearsing for his gig in favour of playing with his dogs. He then purchases a racehorse and goes off to watch it race with the show's opening night totally slipping his mind until the very last minute.

Starring: Amanda Barrie, Billy Fury

14:00 RESCUE SPECIAL OPS Captioned Repeat HD WS M

Jordan's shady past returns to haunt him when his best mate is accused of murder. Dean and Lara take extreme action to rescue a crime boss from his firebombed nightclub, with deadly results. A friendly bet between Rescue and the Fire Brigade exposes their naked rivalry.

Starring: Peter Phelps, Les Hill, Libby Tanner, Gigi Edgley, Daniel Amalm, Gary Sweet

15:00 BABOON BANDITS Repeat HD WS PG

Catch Of The Day

15:30 CHEETAH KINGDOM Repeat HD WS PG

Generic Compile - HD Ingest

16:00 EXCESS BAGGAGE Captioned Repeat WS TB

17:00 THE ELLEN DEGENERES SHOW Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One Where Phoebe Runs Joey's sexy new flatmate has everyone in a spin; and Chandler finds out how obsessive Monica is when he attempts to do her a favour. Starring: Elle MacPherson, Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox Arquette, Lisa Kudrow, Matthew Perry, Matt Le Blanc, David Schwimmer

18:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One With Ross's Teeth The guys explore their feminine side; and Phoebe creates trouble when she kisses one of Rachel's workmates. Guest stars Elle MacPherson. Starring: Elle MacPherson, Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox Arquette, Lisa Kudrow, Matthew Perry, Matt Le Blanc, David Schwimmer

19:00 THE ZOO Repeat WS G The Zoo takes you behind the scenes at Auckland Zoo, bringing you great stories about the animals and their keepers.

19:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One Where Ross Got High An old secret causes problems for Chandler when Monica's parents visit; and, Rachel tries her hand at making dessert with mixed results. Guest stars Elliot Gould and Elle MacPherson. Starring: Elliot Gould, Elle MacPherson, Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox Arquette, Lisa Kudrow, Matthew Perry, Matt Le Blanc, David Schwimmer

20:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One With The Routine Joey finds the perfect opportunity to kiss Janine; and Ross and Monica show off their hidden talents for a television special. Guest stars Elle MacPherson. Starring: Elle MacPherson, Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox Arquette, Lisa Kudrow, Matthew Perry, Matt Le Blanc, David Schwimmer

20:30 RUMOUR HAS IT 2005 Captioned Repeat HD WS M

Rumour Has It

Jennifer Aniston plays engaged Sarah Huttinger in a romantic comedy about a woman questioning her family history after she hears a rumour that the novel "The Graduate" was based on her family. On Sarah's search for a man that holds the key to her family secrets, she begins to doubt her love for her fiance. Also stars Kevin Costner Shirley MacLaine and Mark Ruffalo.

Starring: Bob Reiner, Jennifer Aniston, Mark Ruffalo, Kevin Costner, Shirley Maclaine, Kathy Bates

Cons.Advice: Sexual References, Adult Themes

22:30 EMBARRASSING BODIES Repeat WS M

Kids/Southend

Dr. Christian Jessne and Dr Pixie McKenna are on a mission to get the nation to face up to its embarrassing conditions and seek help. This week's episode includes the dramatic case of a 9-year-old with the worst case of varicose that Christian has ever seen and a group of primary school kids are checked for nits and rotten teeth.

Cons.Advice: Medical Procedures, Nudity

23:30 CONAN WS M Conan O'Brien hosts an hour of laughs with some of the biggest names in entertainment and music, with regular funny segments and musical acts.

00:30 PSYCHIC TV Live WS PG Connect with Australia's expert mediums, psychics and clairvoyants - live and interactive. Our team of specialist, hand selected psychics are ready and waiting for your call!

02:00 HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme

02:30 HOME SHOPPING WS G

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03:00 HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme 03:30 HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme

04:00 HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme

04:30 JOYCE MEYER, ENJOY EVERYDAY LIFE WS PG

Enjoying Everyday Life is a daily broadcast provided by Joyce Meyer Ministries.

05:00 BIRDS OF A FEATHER Repeat WS PG

Nicked

Starring: Peter Polycarpou, Linda Robson, Pauline Quirke, Lesley Joseph

06:00 TODAY Captioned Live HD WS NA Join Karl Stefanovic and Lisa Wilkinson as they bring you the latest in news, current affairs, sport, politics, entertainment, fashion, health and lifestyle.

09:00 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme.

09:30 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme.

10:00 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme.

11:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

11:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

12:00 A TICKLISH AFFAIR 1963 Repeat WS G

A Ticklish Affair A young widow Amy Martin with three young boys is investigated by the Navy after one of her children inadvertently sends out a distress signal in Morse code by the blinds on his upstairs bedroom window.

Starring: Shirley Jones, Gig Young, Red Buttons

13:50 GEM PRESENTS Repeat HD WS PG

Katie Noonan

Music Special.

14:00 RESCUE SPECIAL OPS Captioned Repeat HD WS M

When a serial rock-thrower causes a fatal car crash, the team is determined to bring him to justice. Chase risks his career to grant a mother's dying wish. A potential recruit to the Rescue team has a dangerous obsession with Lara.

Starring: Peter Phelps, Les Hill, Libby Tanner, Gigi Edgley, Daniel Amalm, Gary Sweet

15:00 MAD ABOUT THE HOUSE Repeat WS PG

Del & Sheri Couples who can't afford to transform their house into a dream living space are given cash to do so with the proviso that one half must make every design, decorating and DIY decision by themselves.

Cons.Advice: Mild Coarse Language

16:00 EXCESS BAGGAGE Captioned Repeat WS TB

17:00 THE ELLEN DEGENERES SHOW Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One With The Apothecary Table

Joey finally has his moment with Janine; meanwhile Rachel helps Phoebe appreciate their new furniture. Starring: Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox Arquette, Lisa Kudrow, Matthew Perry, Matt Le Blanc, David Schwimmer

18:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One With The Joke

Joey's new job is not quite what he had in mind; and Chandler and Ross both fight for the same recognition. Starring: Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox Arquette, Lisa Kudrow, Matthew Perry, Matt Le Blanc, David Schwimmer

19:00 THE ZOO Repeat WS G The Zoo takes you behind the scenes at Auckland Zoo, bringing you great stories about the animals and their keepers.

19:30 MICHAELA'S ANIMAL ROAD TRIP WS PG

Colchester 2 Michaela visits Colchester Zoo as their vets conduct vital tests on two Amur Leopards, the rarest big cats in the world. And theres a ground-breaking test to see if a pygmy hippo is pregnant.

20:30 LAW & ORDER HD WS M

Cherished The investigation into the death of an adopted baby girl leads Detectives Briscoe and Curtis to uncover secrets an adoptive family was desperately trying to hide.

Starring: Jerry Orbach, Jesse L. Martin, Dennis Farina

21:30 SHERLOCK Captioned Repeat HD WS M

The Hounds Of Baskerville

A young man, Henry Knight, comes to Sherlock and John and asks them to investigate the case of his father's murder at the teeth of a gigantic hound. The case takes the duo to Dartmoor and a military base engaged in secret genetic experiments which may be connected to the death of Henry's father.

Starring: Benedict Cumberbatch, Martin Freeman

Cons.Advice: Some Violence

23:30 CONAN WS M Conan O'Brien hosts an hour of laughs with some of the biggest names in entertainment and music, with regular funny segments and musical acts.

02:00 LAW & ORDER Repeat HD WS M

Cherished The investigation into the death of an adopted baby girl leads Detectives Briscoe and Curtis to uncover secrets an adoptive family was desperately trying to hide.

Starring: Jerry Orbach, Jesse L. Martin, Dennis Farina

03:00 BAXTER! 1973 Repeat WS PG

Baxter!

A young American boy - unable to overcome a speech defect - is disturbed by the constant bickering of his parents, and when they divorce, he slides into an emotional breakdown.

Starring: Patricia Neal, Britt Ekland, Scott Jacoby, Jean - Pierre Cassel, Sally Thomsett, Lynn Carlin

Cons.Advice: Adult Themes

05:00 MAD ABOUT THE HOUSE Repeat WS PG

Cons.Advice: Mild Coarse Language Sat Feb 25, 2012

06:00 A TICKLISH AFFAIR 1963 Repeat WS G

Starring: Shirley Jones, Gig Young, Red Buttons

07:50 GEM PRESENTS Repeat WS G

John Farnham - The Acoustic Chapel Sessions

Music Special.

08:00 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme.

08:30 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme.

09:00 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme.

09:30 AMONG THE HEADHUNTERS 1955 Repeat PG

Among The Headhunters

Married photographers Armand and Michaela Denis show Stone Age life in New Guinea.

Starring: Armand Dennis

Cons.Advice: Realistic Violence

11:40 MURDER, SHE WROTE Repeat WS PG

Incident In Lot 7

The Bates House of the movie, Psycho, is to be the setting of Jessica's book in the film made at Universal Studios.

Starring: Angela Lansbury, William Windom, Michael Horton, Richard Paul

12:40 UP PERISCOPE 1959 Repeat WS PG

Up Periscope A Navy Lieutenant during World War II is ordered aboard a submarine to get special photographs on a Japanese-controlled Island. (James Garner, Edmond O'Brien, Andra Martin, Alan Hale)

Starring: James Garner, Edmond O'Brien, Alan Hale, Andra Martin, Carleton Carpenter

Cons.Advice: Mild Violence

14:55 PICNIC 1955 Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

Picnic Emotions are ignited amongst the complacent townsfolk when a handsome drifter arrives in a small Kansas community on the morning of the Labour Day picnic.

Starring: William Holden, Kim Novak, Rosalind Russell, Arthur O'Connell

Cons.Advice: Adult Themes

17:15 REBEL WITHOUT A CAUSE 1955 Repeat HD WS PG

Rebel Without A Cause

James Dean stars as tearaway teen, Jim Stark in this cult classic. Searching for the love he doesn't get from his middle-class family, Jim lives dangerously to prove himself to his peers, and finds himself falling in love with Buz's girlfriend.

Starring: James Dean, Natalie Wood, Sal Mineo

Cons.Advice: Some Violence, Adult Themes, Mild Coarse Language

19:30 ANTIQUES ROADSHOW Captioned WS G

Exmouth (*Cricket Standby*) Viewers from all corners bring their items to be appraised by the show's antiques experts. Are they valuable, priceless items, or will they go home disappointed? 20:30 CSI: NY Captioned Repeat HD WS M

Cold Reveal In the season return, Mac believes he can fight the internal investigation that is about to start against him. Meanwhile Stella's role within the CSI team is thrown into doubt.

Starring: Gary Sinise, Melina Kanakaredes, Hill Harper, Carmine Giovinazzo

21:30 CSI: MIAMI Captioned Repeat HD WS M

The Deluca Motel

When a shooter targets the motel where Delko is staying, Horatio must look into Delko's past to find the killer.

Starring: David Caruso, Emily Procter, Adam Rodriguez, Jonathan Togo, Teri Polo

22:30 CSI: CRIME SCENE INVESTIGATION Captioned Repeat HD WS M

One To Go

The team is shocked and saddened when, after working with Dr. Raymond Langston on the "Dick & Jane" murders, Grissom announces that his time as a CSI has come to an end and offers Langston a permanent position on the CSI team.

Starring: Laurence Fishburne, Marg Helgenberger, William Petersen, George Eads

Cons.Advice: Some Violence

23:25 CONAN WS M Conan O'Brien hosts an hour of laughs with some of the biggest names in entertainment and music, with regular funny segments and musical acts.

00:20 PSYCHIC TV Live WS PG Connect with Australia's expert mediums, psychics and clairvoyants - live and interactive. Our team of specialist, hand selected psychics are ready and waiting for your call!

01:50 LUST FOR A VAMPIRE 1970 Repeat MA

Lust For A Vampire

In 1830 an English writer discerns that a pupil in an exclusive mid-European gilrs school is a reincarnated vampire.

Starring: Ralph Bates, Michael Johnson, Barbara Jefford, Suzanna Leigh

Cons.Advice: Horror

03:45 BONNIE PRINCE CHARLIE 1948 Repeat WS G

Bonnie Prince Charlie Amongst the grandeur of 18th Century Scotland, Prince Charles Stuart rallies his fellow countrymen to seize the throne of England.

Starring: David Niven, Margaret Leighton, Jack Hawkins, Judy Campbell, Morland Graham, Finlay Currie