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Such a Thing?! WHO WOULD SAY SUCH A THING?! Test your knowledge of THE MUPPETS MOST WANTED by matching each quote below to the character that said it. Check your answers below! 1 “I don’t want this moment to end!” A) Kermit B) Miss Piggy C) Constantine D) Fozzy Bear E) Gonzo 2 “We’ve barely gotten 5 “Bad frog, bad frog!” 8 “It’s not easy being 11 “Then, we’ll have back together. We don’t A) Miss Piggy mean.” all we need to steal the want to mess that up.” B) Walter A) Kermit unstealable.” A) Kermit C) Constantine B) Miss Piggy A) Miss Piggy B) Miss Piggy D) Fozzy Bear C) Constantine B) Walter C) Constantine E) Animal D) Fozzy Bear C) Constantine D) Fozzy Bear 6 “Here’s my real badge.” E) Gonzo D) Fozzy Bear E) Gonzo A) Kermit 9 “You are talking about E) Gonzo 3 “Well he seems like a B) Miss Piggy Kermit, right?” 12 “There’s only one frog nice guy.” C) Sam Eagle A) Miss Piggy who can restore order, A) Kermit D) Fozzy Bear B) Walter bring justice, and set B) Miss Piggy E) Gonzo C) Constantine things right!” C) Sam Eagle D) Fozzy Bear 7 “Thee louvers, thee A) Sam Eagle D) Fozzy Bear E) Animal B) Walter dreemers and chee-e-e-e- E) Gonzo 10 “Do you guys think that C) Miss Piggy e-se!” D) Fozzy Bear A) Miss Piggy Kermit’s been acting a 4 “Ich Bein Ein Berliner.” little weird lately?” E) Gonzo B) Animal Walter 12-B) Constantine, A) Kermit C) Constantine A) Miss Piggy 11-C) Walter, 10-B) Bear, Fozzy B) Miss Piggy B) Walter 9-D) Constantine, 8-C) Constantine, D) Fozzy Bear 7-C) Eagle, Sam 6-C) Animal, 5-E) C) Constantine E) Gonzo C) Constantine Piggy, Miss 4-B) Gonzo, 3-E) Kermit, ANSWERS: D) Fozzy Bear D) Fozzy Bear 2-A) Bear, Fozzy 1-D) E) Gonzo E) Gonzo ON BLU-RAY™ COMBO PACK AND DIGITAL HD AUGUST 12 ©2014 Disney.
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