Dr. Demento's TOP 100 (or so) DEMENTED HITS (from Funny 25’s) - 1974 to 2008 Rank Title Artist 1st Yr Points The Ogden Edsl Wahalia Blues Ensemble 1 Dead Puppies Mondo Bizzario Band 1977 497 2 Fish Heads Barnes & Barnes 1978 475 3 They’re Coming To Take Me Away, Ha-Haaa! Napoleon XIV 1974 348 4 Ti Kwan Leep/Boot To The Head The Frantics 1987 245 5 Wet Dream Kip Adotta 1984 224 6 Existential Blues Tom “T-Bone” Stankus 1980 205 7 Pencil Neck Geek Fred Blassie 1977 195 8 Bulbous Bouffant Radio Free Vestibule 1995 194 9 Star Trekkin' The Firm 1987 163 10 Yoda “Weird Al” Yankovic 1981 161 11 The Scotsman Bryan Bowers 1983 141 12 The Devil Went To Jamaica Travis Meyer 1998 122 13 The Homecoming Queen's Got A Gun Julie Brown 1984 118 14 The Ballad Of Irving Frank Gallop 1975 116 15 The Smoke-Off Shel Silverstein 1979 115 16 Cows With Guns Dana Lyons 1997 114 17 Squirrels The Beastly Boys 1987 108 The Ogden Edsl Wahalia Blues Ensemble 18 Kinko The Clown Mondo Bizzario Band 1980 105 19 Viagra In The Waters Camille West 1999 104 20 Shaving Cream Benny Bell (with Paul Wynn) 1974 102 21 Another One Rides The Bus “Weird Al” Yankovic 1980 96 22 Stardrek Bobby Pickett & Peter Ferrara 1975 94 23 Spam Monty Python 1975 84 24 Who's On First Abbott & Costello 1974 82 25 Friendly Neighborhood Narco Agent Jef Jaisun 1974 76 25 Dungeons And Dragons The Dead Alewives 1996 76 27 Da Turdy Point Buck Bananas At Large 1992 71 28 The Night Santa Went Crazy (Extra Gory Version) "Weird" Al Yankovic 1996 68 Dr. Demento & The Westwood Tubercular 29 Shaving Cream Chorus 1980 65 30 Kick Ass USA Milo Tremley 1990 64 31 The Chainsaw Juggler The Four Postmen 1999 62 31 White & Nerdy "Weird Al" Yankovic 2006 62 33 The Saga Begins “Weird Al” Yankovic 1999 61 34 Carrot Juice Is Murder The Arrogant Worms 1995 60 Rank Title Artist 1st Yr Points My Dead Dog Rover Stu, Dave & Hank and Their Aeolian Duo- 1978 52 35 Art Piano 35 Amish Paradise “Weird Al” Yankovic 1996 52 37 Rock And Roll Doctor Travesty, Ltd. 1981 51 37 Last Will And Temperament The Frantics 1985 51 39 Big Bruce Steve Greenberg 1974 50 39 The Cockroach That Ate Cincinnati Possum 1974 50 39 Polka Dot Undies Bowser & Blue 1986 50 42 Gilligan's Island (Stairway) Little Roger & The Goosebumps 1978 49 43 Junk Food Junkie Larry Groce 1975 47 43 Making Love In A Subaru Damaskas 1978 47 45 The Lumberjack Song Monty Python 1975 46 45 99 Words For Boobs Robert Lund 2007 46 47 It's A Gas Alfred E. Neuman 1974 45 48 The Happy Happy Joy Joy Song Ren & Stimpy TV soundtrack 1992 44 48 It's All About The Pentiums “Weird Al” Yankovic 1999 44 50 Boogie In Your Butt Eddie Murphy 1983 43 50 No, I Don't Wanna Do Dat The Happy Schnapps Combo 1993 43 50 Re: Your Brains Jonathan Coulton 2006 43 50 The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny Lemon Demon 2006 43 54 Earache My Eye Cheech & Chong (featuring Alice Bowie) 1977 41 54 A Trip To Jurassic Park Whimsical Will 1993 41 56 Masochism Tango Tom Lehrer 1974 40 56 Deteriorata National Lampoon 1974 40 56 Gumball Wizard Brad Stanfield 1976 40 56 Marvin I Love You Marvin the Paranoid Android 1983 40 56 Lunchlady Land Adam Sandler 1994 40 56 Monster Hash The Toyes 1996 40 56 Stealing Like A Hobbit The Great Luke Ski 2003 40 The Rocky Horror Picture Show 63 The Time Warp soundtrack 1978 39 63 Harry's Jockstrap Dickie Goodman 1981 39 65 My Bologna “Weird Al” Yankovic 1979 38 66 I Love Rocky Road “Weird Al” Yankovic 1982 36 67 Boobs A Lot The Holy Modal Rounders 1974 35 67 Space Invaders Uncle Vic 1980 35 67 Star Wars Cantina Mark Jonathan Davis 1997 35 67 My Cat Is Afraid Of The Vaccuum Cleaner Power Salad 2005 35 Rank Title Artist 1st Yr Points 71 Hamster Love Big Daddy 1977 34 71 Ode To My Car (Car Honk Version) Adam Sandler 1996 34 71 Me Like Hockey The Arrogant Worms 1998 34 74 Hello Mudduh, Hello Fadduh Allan Sherman 1976 32 74 My Girlfriend Is Inflatable John Mammoser 1988 32 74 The Second Week Of Deer Camp Da Yoopers 1989 32 74 Army Careers The Frantics 2004 32 78 Bedrock Anthem “Weird Al” Yankovic 1993 31 79 Bounce Your Boobies Rusty Warren 1974 30 79 It's Business Time Flight Of The Conchords 2007 30 81 Punk Polka The Toons 1980 29 81 Ice Box Man George Carlin 1982 29 81 7-Eleven Led Slurpee 1991 29 84 King Tut Steve Martin 1978 28 84 Bras On 45 Ivor Biggun & The D-Cups 1982 28 84 Fat “Weird Al” Yankovic 1988 28 87 Vatican Rag Tom Lehrer 1974 27 88 Get A Load Of This R. Crumb & His Cheap Suit Serenaders 1974 26 88 My Name Is Larry Wild Man Fischer 1978 26 88 99 Dead Baboons Tim Cavanagh 1984 26 88 We Love Barney Fife Guns ‘N Moses 1990 26 92 Argument Clinic Monty Python 1976 25 92 Eat It “Weird Al” Yankovic 1984 25 92 Big Butt Bobby Jimmy & The Critters 1985 25 92 Rock Me Jerry Lewis Mike Elliott & Bud Latour 1986 25 92 Wappin' Darrell Hammond & Christopher Snell 1989 25 92 It's Time For Killin' Barney The Capitol Steps 1993 25 92 Down With V.E.G. The Amazing Onionheads 1994 25 92 Let Me Make You Smile In Bed The Four Postmen 2001 25 92 Peter Parker The Great Luke Ski 2002 25 92 Great Idea For A Song Worm Quartet 2004 25 92 Inner Voice Sudden Death 2005 25 92 Cellular Degeneration Sudden Death 2007 25 92 Hold On, I've Got To Take This Power Salad 2008 25