You Will Spend the Next 10 Years in Ooo. You Have 1000 CP to Spend
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You’re travelling to the land of Ooo - a continent made up of highly varying kingdoms, climates and people. It’s a place of monsters, dungeons, heroes, princesses, strange goings on and adventure. You will arrive at around the time of the first episode, the Lich is still stuck in his amber prison and Lumpy Space Princess is still living with her parents. You will spend the next 10 years in Ooo. You have 1000 CP to spend. 1 Candy Kingdom: 2 Ice Kingdom: A large, mostly safe, candy A glacial northern portion of based kingdom of candy people Ooo, ruled by the Ice King and ruled by Princess Bubblegum. inhabited mostly by penguins. 3 Fire Kingdom: 4 Breakfast Kingdom: A hostile, molten Kingdom of Located in the Badlands, the Fire. Ruled by the Flame King. Breakfast Kingdom is made up Comes with a temporary of Breakfast based buildings Flame Shield spell. and inhabitants. 5 Wildberry Kingdom: 6 Lumpy Space: A Kingdom made up of berry A different dimension entirely bushes and inhabited by berry made up of space, lumpy people. It is ruled by clouds and lumpy people. May Wildberry Princess. be tricky to leave. 7 Wizard City: 8 Free Choice: A magical city of especially Mathematical! You get to cliquey wizards. May get choose anywhere in Ooo as arrested if not a wizard. your starting location. Wizards only, fools. You may choose an alternate form to represent your history in this realm. This can be of any sentient species shown in Adventure Time as long as being a member of that species grants no powers or significant practical advantages. +No memories affecting your actions. Free Drop-In: -No history or friends in Ooo. You wake up in your region. Some locals approach and there are some mutterings about you looking like you might be a human boy/girl (unless you’re in the Ice Kingdom in which case you wake up to penguins staring at you). +Experience fighting and familiar with various threats in Ooo. 100 CP Adventurer: -No formal education. You are an established adventurer with a home and small hoard of treasure. You have friends in a many places who provide jobs and rumours. You are strong and tough enough to withstand the various threats you’ve faced up to this point while dungeon diving. +Knowledge of science and technology in Ooo. 100 CP Scientist: -Find the term ‘magic’ irritating, limited combat experience. You are a scientist in Ooo. Whether it’s repairing cars, building space ships or reversing accidental zombification you can sort it out given a lab, the right materials and enough time. You live in a small house with adjoining lab and are friendly with the locals. +Magical powers, free access Wizard City. 100 CP Wizard: -Wizard society is very elitist. You are a wizard. You have basic magic powers of some sort. This manifests itself as a somewhat powerful specific sort of offensive magic (lasers, fire, ice, lightning, magic arrows etc.). The manner of wizard you are is up to you. Choosing something overpowered results in you having Abracadaniel’s skillset. Comes with house. Bravery Auto-tune Wiz Biz You are very brave and will You seem to have swallowed You know various secret keep a cool head in a computer. You can sing wizard handshakes, dangerous or frightening perfectly with an auto-tune passwords and secrets. situations. effect. 100 CP, Free Adventurer 100 CP, Free Scientist 100 CP, Free Wizard Beautiful Hair Generate Mayonnaise Power Shriek You have exceptionally You can generate endless, The most shameful sort of beautiful hair. Revealing it thick streams of high quality magic. You can shriek at from under a hat is likely to mayonnaise from your people close by with such greatly impress. fingers. power that they become unconscious. 100 CP, Discount Drop-In 100 CP, Discount Wizard 100 CP, Discount Wizard Hit in the Boingloings Dungeoneering Rocket Scientist You can (eventually) always You quickly and efficiently You are talented when it comes convince someone to look in a to the engineering and different direction by making travel through dangerous repetitive outlandish statements places and immediately notice maintenance of rocket-ships about what is going on over places of interest and loot. and other vehicles. All you need there. is some scrap to get started. 100 CP 200 CP, Discount Adventurer 200 CP, Discount Scientist Floop the Pig James Baxter Good Approximate Knowledge You’re naturally brilliant at You have a knack for making You have approximate knowledge of many things. You commonly get a sense card games and tend to win people happy and will of insight and know things you couldn’t even if you don’t totally inevitably find a universally possibly know about the people and understand the rules. entertaining routine with things around you. Unfortunately you’re which to do so. always very slightly incorrect. 200 CP 200 CP 200 CP Astral Projection Suckin’ at something... Analysis You have the ability to leave your body while …is the first step towards being sort of You have the skill and insight to make you sleep allowing you to float around the good at something. You find that you powerful analytical tools. Such tools world at high speeds, only extremely powerful learn new skills quickly. While this doesn’t are capable of showing you the cosmic entities can see you while you’re doing mean you’ll master something faster it this. You can also go to the Astral Plane and physical makeup of the things you seek the help of the Astral Beast if you’re does make the step between being a come across, detect magic and alert trapped but will have to dance to seek it’s beginner and being capable a great deal you to hidden doorways. favour. shorter. 300 CP, Discount Drop-In 300 CP, Discount Adventurer 300 CP, Discount Scientist Life Giving Magus Party God’s Favour Partswap You can, at will, awaken the power of a You have the rare magical power of thousand partying demons within yourself. You have the strange ability to giving life to inanimate objects. They This will give you immense power to help in swap parts of your body out for tend to have a random personality completing a specific objective, unfortunately those stolen from other people/ and level of intelligence but they’ll be you will become so overloaded with party positively disposed to you (at least energy that you will destroy everything in creatures. Magical parts may act to start with). your path until it’s done. erratically. 300 CP, Discount Wizard 400 CP 400 CP Door Lord Croak Dream Hero By throwing a key you may You have dreams detailing the You are a renowned hero create a portal through which circumstances in which you wherever you go. People are you (and others) can travel to would otherwise die in the next any location in the same inspired, thrilled and excited 24 hours. You may use this by your presence and dimension. Comes with a hat with knowledge to prevent your death. a little door on it. evildoers fear you. 400 CP 500 CP, Discount Drop-In 600 CP, Discount Adventurer Brilliant Inventor Monstrous Form Elemental Monarch You are an inspired inventor, You can turn into a large and You have the power to spontaneously capable of creating true scientific extremely powerful monster. No produce, intricately manipulate and wonders. Giant robots and age magical skills come with this even create elementals of one of the four basic elements of existence (ice, changes are a foregone bar greatly enhanced size and fire, candy and slime). Creating a whole conclusion. Things rarely backfire. strength. Design is largely up to kingdom will likely not take too long. Rarely. you. 600 CP, Discount Scientist 600 CP, Discount Wizard 600 CP Heat Signature I-III Card Wars Mind Games A box set of the Heat A vast stack of cards of the (By Jay T. Doggzone) popular, super-complicated, Signature movies. The beloved hologram, strategy card game. A popular book of dating submarine action/thriller Enough for a dozen or so unique advice and pick-up techniques. series that even ghosts enjoy. decks, also comes with a board to Full of bad advice that play it on and a rulebook. sometimes works. 50 CP 50 CP 50 CP Universal Translator Apple Pie Poobrain Disguise A speaker worn round the neck A large, freshly baked apple pie An inflatable horse costume with that translates the speaker’s made by Tree Trunks. Delicious highly unsettling eyes. While people voice into a language known by but ruined the moment a fly will not welcome the presence of such those listening. Has an old a horse in their vicinity they will touches it. One appears every basically never see through the man’s voice. day. disguise. 100 CP, Discount Scientist 100 CP 100 CP Bag of Little People Tree Fort Seed Enchiridion A bag of miniature versions of you and A seed that quickly grows into a large The heroes handbook. Full of those closest to you. They’re mostly and hospitable treehouse. You’ll need simplistic copies of people but they to furnish it yourself but it has very useful tips and interact with each other and you can plenty of space, is easily defensible information for heroes in influence them through prodding. They and has a hollowed trunk for storing Ooo. communicate with each other in a vast amounts of treasure. nonsensical language. 100 CP 150 CP 200 CP, Discount Adventurer Come Along With Me You may import up to 8 companions for 100 CP granting them a form of your choice suitable for the land of Ooo.