THE REVEREND ALEXANDER DYCE

Before After

“NARRATIVE HISTORY” AMOUNTS TO FABULATION, THE REAL STUFF BEING MERE CHRONOLOGY

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1798

June 30, Saturday: In the federal capital, “An Act supplementary to the act intituled [sic] ‘An Act to provide an additional Armament for the further protection of the trade of the United States, and for other purposes’” prepared the national government to purchase warships from private subscribers in exchange for federal 6% certificates of obligation.

Alexander Dyce was born in , the 1st son of Lieutenant-General Alexander Dyce of the East India Company’s Madras infantry. In the following year his parents would sail for India, leaving him in Scotland to be reared by a couple of his father’s sisters, at Aberdeen. He would be educated at the Edinburgh High School.

NOBODY COULD GUESS WHAT WOULD HAPPEN NEXT

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1815

The orphaned Edgar Allan Poe’s family of affiliation, the Allans, were living in England and Scotland until 1820, due to Mr. Allan’s work as an exporter of tobacco (he was a “sotweed factor”). Poe during this period would be spending three years at a fine classical preparatory school at Stoke Newington.

Having completed his preparation at the Edinburgh High School, 17-year-old Alexander Dyce matriculated at Exeter College of Oxford University, where he would be taking his bachelor’s degree in 1819.

DO I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION? GOOD.

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1818

While still an undergraduate at Exeter College of Oxford University, Alexander Dyce edited John William Jarvis’s attempt at a dictionary of the language of .

(Lieutenant-General Alexander Dyce of the East India Company’s Madras infantry’s plan was for his son likewise to enter the service of the East India Company — but the college student would soon elect instead to take holy orders.)

We would derive our term “bowdlerize” from Thomas Bowdler’s activities in this year, expurgating a ten- volume edition of William Shakespeare’s plays entitled FAMILY SHAKESPEARE, “in which nothing is added to the original text; but those words and expressions are omitted which cannot with propriety be read aloud in a family.”

In the next six years this edition would go through four printings and, emboldened with his success, the expurgator would turn to producing a similarly needed six-volume reduction of Edward Gibbon’s 12- HDT WHAT? INDEX

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volume THE HISTORY OF THE DECLINE AND FALL OF THE ROMAN EMPIRE.

LIFE IS LIVED FORWARD BUT UNDERSTOOD BACKWARD? — NO, THAT’S GIVING TOO MUCH TO THE HISTORIAN’S STORIES. LIFE ISN’T TO BE UNDERSTOOD EITHER FORWARD OR BACKWARD.

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1819

Alexander Dyce received a BA from Exeter College of Oxford University. His father Lieutenant-General Alexander Dyce of the East India Company’s Madras infantry’s idea had been to prepare him to enter the service of the East India Company, but he would elect instead to take holy orders. He would become a curate at the fishing village of Llanteglos near Fowley in Cornwall, and subsequently at Nayland in Suffolk.

Henry Nelson Coleridge was 2d for the university scholarship at King’s College of Cambridge University.

THE FUTURE IS MOST READILY PREDICTED IN RETROSPECT

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1821

The Reverend Alexander Dyce’s SELECT TRANSLATIONS FROM QUINTUS SMYRNAEUS. QUINTUS SMYRNAEUS HDT WHAT? INDEX

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1825

The Reverend Alexander Dyce’s SPECIMENS OF BRITISH POETESSES. BRITISH POETESSES HDT WHAT? INDEX

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1826

The Reverend Alexander Dyce began an annotated edition of the works of . CHRISTOPHER MARLOWE HDT WHAT? INDEX

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1827

The Reverend Alexander Dyce’s edition of THE POETICAL WORKS OF . He abandoned his curacy at Nayland in Suffolk and took lodgings at Gray’s Inn Square, in order to pursue a literary life in . WILLIAM COLLINS’S POEMS HDT WHAT? INDEX

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1829

The Reverend Alexander Dyce’s annotated edition of the works of . GEORGE PEELE, VOL. I GEORGE PEELE, VOL. II HDT WHAT? INDEX

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1830

The Reverend Alexander Dyce’s annotated edition of the works of . JOHN WEBSTER, VOL. I JOHN WEBSTER, VOL. II JOHN WEBSTER, VOL. III JOHN WEBSTER, VOL. IV HDT WHAT? INDEX

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1831

Publication of THE DRAMATIC WORKS OF ROBERT GREENE, TO WHICH ARE ADDED THIS POEMS. WITH SOME ACCOUNT OF THE AUTHOR, AND NOTES, BY THE REV. ALEXANDER DYCE, B.A., in two volumes, at London, by the firm of William Pickering (in about 1843 Henry Thoreau would extract from this edition, into his Literary Notebook). ROBERT GREENE’S WORKS ROBERT GREENE’S WORKS HDT WHAT? INDEX

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1833

The Reverend Alexander Dyce’s SPECIMENS OF BRITISH SONNETS. BRITISH SONNETS

He completed an edition of left unfinished by . JAMES SHIRLEY HDT WHAT? INDEX

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1836

From this year into 1838, the Reverend Alexander Dyce would be editing the works of . RICHARD BENTLEY, VOL. 1 RICHARD BENTLEY, VOL. 2 RICHARD BENTLEY, VOL. 3 HDT WHAT? INDEX

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1840

The Reverend Alexander Dyce prepared, for the , KEMPS NINE DAIES WONDER: PERFORMED IN A DAUNCE FROM LONDON TO NORWICH. NINE DAYS OF FROLICING

He also began a multi-volume annotated edition of the works of and John Fletcher. BEAUMONT AND FLETCHER

As if he didn’t have enough already on his plate, he also began an annotated edition of the works of . THOMAS MIDDLETON, VOL. I THOMAS MIDDLETON, VOL. II THOMAS MIDDLETON, VOL. III THOMAS MIDDLETON, VOL. IV THOMAS MIDDLETON, VOL. V HDT WHAT? INDEX

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1843

The Reverend Alexander Dyce’s revised edition of . JOHN SKELTON, VOL. I JOHN SKELTON, VOL. II HDT WHAT? INDEX

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1844

The Reverend Alexander Dyce’s REMARKS ON COLLIER’S AND KNIGHT’S EDITIONS OF SHAKESPEARE. REMARKS OF A. DYCE HDT WHAT? INDEX

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1853

The Reverend Alexander Dyce’s A FEW NOTES ON SHAKESPEARE. NOTES ON SHAKESPEARE HDT WHAT? INDEX

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1854

The Reverend Alexander Dyce contributed biographies of William Shakespeare, , Akenside, and Beattie to the series PICKERING’S ALDINE POETS. HDT WHAT? INDEX

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1856

The Reverend Alexander Dyce’s RECOLLECTIONS OF THE TABLE TALK OF . ROGERS’S TABLE TALK HDT WHAT? INDEX

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1857

The Reverend Alexander Dyce’s edition of William Shakespeare was published by Moxon (a 2d edition would be issued by Chapman & Hall in 1866). WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE HDT WHAT? INDEX

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1859

The Reverend Alexander Dyce’s STRICTURES ON COLLIER’S NEW EDITION OF SHAKESPEARE brought to an end a long friendship. A. DYCE’S STRICTURES

The jury was in, in regard to the little matter of whether the noted Shakespeare scholar was or was not a fraud. The Duke of Devonshire, owner of the original copy of the “Perkins” copy of the 2d folio of Shakespeare’s plays, had submitted that document to experts at the British Museum so that the “paper trail” on these emendations made by Collins could be most closely examined — and, Collier’s story that he had merely been following emendations that had originated elsewhere and elsewhen, with “an old corrector” from a previous generation of Shakespeare scholarship, was entirely discountenanced. It had become abundantly clear that these emendations were recent, amounting to forgeries, and that Collier was either himself the forger or the unknowing dupe of some other contemporary scholar who was the forger.

WHAT I’M WRITING IS TRUE BUT NEVER MIND YOU CAN ALWAYS LIE TO YOURSELF

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1869

May 15, Saturday: Alexander Dyce died. The body would be interred beneath a granite ledger at marker #21,559 in Square 140 at London’s Kensal Green cemetery.

Before After

He left his library to the South Kensington Museum (now the Victoria and Albert Museum).

May 22, Saturday: The New-York Times reported the receipt, by way of a cablegram, of intelligence of the death in the 72d year of his age of the well-known commentator on the works of William Shakespeare, the Reverend Alexander Dyce, B.A. (We note not only that their obituary is carelessly constructed, in that it omits the date of the deceased’s death, gets the deceased’s birthdate wrong –placing his birth even in the wrong year so that they calculate him to have died in the 72d year of his age when he had reached 70 years and 11 months– but also we see that they are still, as of 2011 on the internet, as America’s self-proclaimed “newspaper of record,” making this original bum scoop generally available.)

“MAGISTERIAL HISTORY” IS FANTASIZING: HISTORY IS CHRONOLOGY

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“It’s all now you see. Yesterday won’t be over until tomorrow and tomorrow began ten thousand years ago.” – Remark by character “Garin Stevens” in William Faulkner’s INTRUDER IN THE DUST

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