"THE HERALD HILLSDALE'S COVERS HILLSOALE ONLY LIKE A ROOF' NEWSPAPER

Vol. V, No. 32, Whole No. 339, Hi I Is dale,- New Jersey, Thursday, August 6, 1931 Single Copy, Three Cents Youth DidritKnow One-Arm Driving PARALYSIS ISWas Against Law, So Judge Explains AT CIRCUS

SPREADING TO William Campbell, of Hillsdale, was Arthur, of course, was unaware that fined $10 and $1.50 costs before Justice it was an offence to have his arm of the Peace Ray Brown, of Park Ridge, around a girl, especially if the girl, her- GIVES CROWD FREE SHOW on Monday evening, for operating an self, gave some encouragement. But THIS COUNTY automobile withoijt a driver's license. there is a time. and' place for every- Campbell was picked up in Park Ridge thing, as the bible very specifically by Police Chief A. Salimone on Wed- states, and the Judge told Arthur that Red Pajamas I Westwood Health Officials Have Ver- nesday night, July 29, when he became the main streets of Park Ridge was no Disease Prevalent In New] involve- d in a minor automobile acci- place for such affectionate demonstra- | baS Wrangle with Policeman York City Appears In dent, which resulted in slight damage tion. After the Judge explained it to to one of the cars. Arthur, he saw the error of his way. And Other Objects In | and Hillsdale Vender. Northern New Jersey. Campbell offered as an excuse for notHe was told the danger that lurked in having a license that he had a permit, one-arm driving when Judge Brown 'Spite' Wash and had neglected getting his license, pointed out that such a driver would A street altercation, staged as a free Westwood Board cf Health on Tues- ADVICE OF PHYSICIANS intending to go for it from day to day. not be able to handle another emer- attraction by Loivis Bahrenburg, Pres- day evening when it was decided to • The Ji.dge reprimanded him, for his gency— assuming that the free arm was Most any day, between the hours of jident of the Westwood- Board of Health, refer the entire matter to the Mayor 'carelessness, and placed him on parole taking care of one emergency. sun-up and sun-down, there can beland Celestin Boudewyns, Health OfE- and Council for investigation, cer for 30 days, during which time he must Arthur promised not to repeat the ;seen on Washington avenue, -Hillsdale, . of both Westwood and Hillsdale, Walter Hi<*inson of Hillsdale who Local Doctors Say That Chil- not operate'a car. He also instructed j offence, and while he gave the Judge jbeyon:i the athietic field, clothes of! outside the circus that played in West- |operates a confectionery and "hot do™ J him to secvu-e a license immediately, if | no assurance that he would keep his j Taried sjjapes and colors hanging in j wood Saturday night, had its alter-|v£ndI_ • - ° dren Should Be Kept Away msth at s g truck, was the unwitting cause he intended to drive a car. jar,aim away from his girl's waist, hheje jtlltne fron,jt: Jawjgwan ooff aa cercertatam homhomee " [jmath at a" new"*™* spssinn nf fhp I .o ,f .the dispute, which drew a large From Crowds. Arthur Zell, of Spring Valley, receivi - | promised not to do so while driving a Every day they jjang there and tlie j crowd of curious and amused people, ed a reprimand from Justice . Brown j ear on the public highway. • | g0Ssipers say it is a spite washing. The although the affair had not been pre- ! when he appeared in court on Monday; With Arthur in the car at the time;ligt of cjotiies is usually headed by a viously advertised, or even planned. The dreaded scourge of infantile par- f night, on a charge of driving an auto- ^was Leo Lieberfarb, also 01 Spring Val-j pajamas i bright red. ]arge suit of n CLUB PLANS TO Higinson, who is a World War vet- alysis an alarming epidemic of which j mobile with one hand. Arthur's other ley. He was also accompanied by a jA]tnough they hang on t.he lawn> tlley •U; sweeping New York City, striking j hand and arm were around the waist 01 girl, but when asked if his arm was l . jamas, butj eran and operates his truck under a are not ]awn m beaoll pa veteran's State license, not requiring a down hundreds of children, has reach- j a pretty Spring Valley girl at the time around his girl, replied emphatically, ;teIong to the regu.ar strict- bedroom local license, had parked his truck near ed Bergen County, with one or two i of the offence, which happened in Park "No, the girl with me was only my jspscjes vvithout frills. Unless they are ] PLANT GARDENS the circus grounds. Bahrenburg and cases "already reported. One of these I Ridge on Sunday evening. 'cousin." • •• - doubled up at the legs and sleeves they —.— I Boudewyns came along and demanded resulted fatally, the victim being a man imust be worn by some Goliath who to inspect the wagon. Higinson asked 35 years of age. • j I lurks in the neighborhood. One Will Contain Only Flow- them to show their credentials, and the The public in this section is becom- | Next 'to the deep red pajamas hang two officials refused, whereupon Higin- ing alarmed, fearful lest the strange |SOX CONTINUE DOT BORCHARD a lighter pink suit of Balbriggans and, ers Mentioned in Works of Eon refused to allow them to make the disease, about the cause of which little | as the line extends, the garments be- inspection. Icome more unmentionable, airing in seems to be known, should- suddenly) Shakespere. With their credentials still- hidden, strike their own home circle. Parents: i fancy colors of every hue, so that, seen j in the twilight, they look for all the their dignity was injured, and they im- are anxiously watching their children] LOSING STREAK POPULAR GIRL m The Sun Dial Club, of Hillsdale, met i «liately showed their ire so emphati- for the slightest sign of fever or head- I I world like a rainbow. th I And the neighbors are e whisnerinwhispering, on Monday evening in the Board room [2*2.? ^ « at.raced the attention of ache, while they hope and pray that i ! a oout ibe 111 R r may escape. Their sympathy is Prize In' ' daily sight. Inquiries" have of the school, the President, Mrs. Paulf? ^ °8? Harms.. The officer cau- Hillsdale Team Drops Wm AS as to whether anv action Clerke, presiding, and the meeting! "oned Bahrenburg and Boudewyns aroused "as they read the pathetic .ac- j*— *™ "IT^ R*™* \ * ^^ ican be taken to stop the practice. but!pioved very interesting. Many newjtha,t they were disturbing the peace, counts of the children of the poor and Hillsdale Firemen's Bazaar an< To Pearl River Red Men lit seems there is no law or ordinance 'features of the club's activities being! ? advised them to put their ire back rich alike, suddenly stricken without ln warning while physician and parent By Score of 9 to 4. Contest. j regulating the place where a wash' sponsored. Among the new proposi- hiding with their credentials, (must be hung, or limiting the time the ! tions which the President recommen- Bahrenburg, who expected the law to stand aside helpless before the ravages be on his side, became incensed at Har- of the malady. i wash must hang out, or "regulating the'dedand which were favorably accept- Hillsdale Blue Sox, in a slump Dot Borchard, popular young girl of |I typet , size or colol r off the garments dis- edd was a ross garded n or park fof rt htheing's attitude, and shouted, "I'll get t ^T ntn InilSen" W toVthi' f°r the past few weeks, dropped an- Hillsdale, won third prize in the popu- j played on the line. ' town, to be planted and cared for by you for this." To which the officer re- '" ' " " ' Rumor hath it that the wash is hung a committee of the club. Armin Fed-'plied, "You're r.ot big enough to get S^Wu^tton^S a^^y tte IT- lather game on Sunday afternoon whp j ^r^conteststa^ hyJhe^ Hffl sueii. quesuuii uciug __*..;« Uj ^ *« ^ ^^ Rlve_ Rgd -^ sasily __on byjFire Department in connection with ai.ut in the front lawn in retaliation for den was appointed by the President as anybody." Cr p score of _t°So^ «"-R-*Sn vmw rtiiWmn aim™ 9 to 4. The game was bazaar and circus held on Park avenue !complaints made against the occupants chairman of this committee. Later, Bahrenburg complained to m-..«roanswerv: "Keep you- r children away j played at the Hillsdale Stadium, and-every night last week. Miss Borchard'of the place for creating a nuisance. Another of Mrs. Clerke's propositions Police Chief Al. Lich about Officer Har- from crowds and possible contacts." ^^.ninterest__gbecaus 'was uninteresting because of the errors jreceived a beautiful diamond ring. [through the burning of garbage _and was a Shakespere garden for the town, ing, and wanted charges preferred Dr. James W. Fox, President 01 thejmade b the home team. Fannie Pricolo, of Emerson, won first; waste material that created an onen- to be planted with all of the ! against him. Chief Lich refused to ac- Hillsdale Board of Health, interviewed in the contest, running ahead sive odor. ; flowers mentioned in Shakespere's j cept any report, unless it was put in .^.c ___**_,, •„.._,_ _.«.j^u. -j _• the last few hours, winning : | works. The President appointed Mrs. I writing. Bahrenburg promised to pre- ; i good but who lost .because of the over Marie Loennecker, of Westwood, I William W. Llvengood as chairman of jfer the charges in writing, and also an- given by his team-mates, in a spirited race that interested the UrlUKC-ri L,AWIS rAKi Y ithis committee. The third proposition j nounced that he would have Higinson this section, as no cases have yet been took the lead in the sec- crowd. The finish was close, but Pan- ' of the President -was a rock garden for j haled into court on a warrant, reported here. • jond by scoring two runs andinie cams out first by a margin of about .the town. For the chairman of this] officer Haring reported the case to "There is no use becoming alarmed," • the dead until the end of j 2000 votes. Fannie received a brfflia.it • ccmmittee Mrs. Clerke appointed Mrs. jCnie f Liori andt 0 Police Commissioner Dr. Fox said, "because there is little the game. In the sixth inning the vis- j and valuable diamond ring. Marie The annual lawn party and supper s. J. Hammerstein. ;c F Trimble in detail supplying the that can be done. If it is coming, it itors bagged six more runs before they iLoennecker also received a fine dia-fof St. John's church, Hillsdale, last Upon the previous solicitation °f names of citizens who had witnessed will come. The disease is undoubterly were finally retired. In trie seventh j mond ring as second prize. The three: Saturday evening, on the church Mrs. Clerke, the Borough Council had ^ fra_as and who were willing to spread by carriers, who, themselves, do was added to the score. iprize winning girls all w-orked hard and: gxotpids was, as usual, a most success- agreed to let the Garden Club use for j substantiate his side of the case. not contract the disease. The carry- anotter tlieir T>W» •fTHisr.alp how ^nreri their first i many friends gathered votes fsr ful affair, over $500 being reajiaed. A these-purposes, three -strips of land ~ .„„_,.• nimnrni'- that .Officer ing germ seems to lodge in the nose or, was la rum rea The Hillsdale boys ^ored^heir^_rrst| ^ ^.^ up tQ ^ ^ ^.^ ^1^^ numte. <,f parishioners and their .wined by-the Borough. The rose" gar-L", woul*d^ sweaor ou,-that at y tions the disease took a heavy toll in j Rictfsy. Scorer—Margohs. IJs preserved at the proper tempera- j better than a large group because there The Librarian, Mrs. Harry Huser, an- j the hot weather, was given as the rea- this" section while the epidemic. pre- I j is less tendency to excitement. Again, nounced that she has purchased su_l£On for a serious collision between two Seen and Heard at the Ball Game books on flowering and gardening, for vailed. The heartaches of those days i The refrigerator is one of the latest i the small flock may be watched more the club E cal s in bring fear to the parents of to-day as j By Benny Margolis i types, and is equipped to store a large! closely" with the result that~dis_a_e*may ' h'brary7 to be circulatsd ' Hillsdale on Wednesday even- they hear of the rapid spread the i | amount of meat products. It is operated j be quickly detected and checked; also, among the club membe:-s. The pur- ; ""'§• Both cars overturned and were scourge is making in. vicinities so close' Chris. Elkins was unfortuate to pitch!• with an ' automatic thermostat that j culls, that is, birds that are net pro- chase was made with money from the ' badly damaged. Both drivers miraeu- ;his first game en Sunday, as all .the ] fl homes and they are an- i controls the temperature and can be;Cueing,, may be easily discovered and oral tea exhibit, and_the books are:j_cusjy escaped injua-y, however to do to iboys ware off form and Chris, was not;regulated to within half a degree. ,„__.._..__... — -.,-.,... w-—_.x... ^._. , . , ,,_,,, their own. The only rule-is simple- ; given support. ; . .'•-.., J The' vegetable-• department - is weU! Howard L. Bunce, Montvale- C H ' ture," both written by T. A. Weston;' Clarence Livingstone of Brooklyn, ! Jim Maher and. Clint' Ri<_h-alternate tstoefefi with a full supply of all sea- i Terhune, Park -Ridge, and S Marsala' "Hardy Feriennials," "Rock Garden ;was driving north on Eastern Highway, way from contact with persons g,d sMarsaS ; anc from the stricken area. iing as coaches at firsthand third basesJsohable vegetablevgetabless and fruitsfru , and haslpiiiRWafe aror*e handlmh»7irtiin-. T>i,-r,-r,o--r.i,-Purina Chow™s Frimer.Primer," "Garde-Garden Guide.Guide," "10C1 Oues-,Quea- anc Joseph SeamanSeaman , 0o1i RiveKiver Valevale, was ^ TO that 'special *____ and racks for the display j S^s coinSunitnSunity SSdd poul&y o™f tions Answered." 'dnving west011 Washington avenue. ithi s coaches were -all in from walkinwalkgg of these goods.: The grocery departdepart - win be abiTto have ^.^ S K » ^« ™ted to have the c.ub stage corded at the The Misses Louise and Madalinefbetween first and third. sment is equipped.to liandle the full lineifrieir flock and equipment by r-cmest- a section at the County flower show, at iJ-vingstare request-a tnat Mi-bell-entertained last Friday evening i John Marsala was hit in the fore- of A. & P. products and is fitted upin-inc this service of any of these mer- Ramsey, September 12 and 13, in na- iaisn oeiore a doctor :or an examma- " at their horns on Magnolia avenue, in I bead with one of Hcf.bohm's fast ones, the latest style. •' chan-s Poultry books mav also be ture of a•• rock garden. S. J. Hammer-jtl0n- He was examined by IJr. Fox, honor of their parents, Mr. andMrs. i John sank to the ground, hut recuper-: A racio has been instaUed in the new ;had free of ehar=e at the=e stores steia was appointed chairman. \^° pronounced him sober. Seaman: S. Michall, who were celebating a wed-jated quickly. He will not miss next store to provide music for the opening! jf^xt w-=»k Mr Am^s will t-»ll our: Plans for the local fall flower show:the:thenn statestatedd thathat t hhee ha had d been seizec. ding anniversary, the occasion being jwaek's-game. : week. Several beautiful floral pieces!readers the four "fundamentals that axe we31 under way. This will be held I Iwlt h a dizzy spell .at the time of the planned as a delightful surprise. Some j Bijt Travolta putting the ball on Red have been received by the management > cf those present were Mr. and Mrs. H.'Gebhardt. ;.-;. \ . i of ths new store^ the gifts of friends! Hp.schuh, of• Westwood; Mr. and Mrs.! Harry Meyers 'Tiding" the players and well-wisli-ers..'frHn_.-the neigibor- Saturday W. Brocicraej'er, Jr , and daughters, the 'before the -game. Mr: Meyers says that hood. '....-_.'•- ; The Show Committee is as follows: j -. Officer Prank Stoeckel, on duty at Misses Doi-othy, Elsie and Charlotte'the .Brooklyn Dodgers are better than -.'.'.. '.'.-.• ' •-— Word was received tsis week from General Show Chairman, T.--A. Weston; {t_e time, took charge of the case. : ci Hill-dale Manor, and.the Blue ,Sox^.: • j- After a eriticat survey of a-certain Mr. and Mrs.. P. Scctt and sonJohn, Chairman ci all Committees. Mra. C. \ the _,IiE__eil family. John Ma-PssCa telling John Travolta c3as= of bathing costumes we feel that who left recently by ear for Arizona, Geel; Show Secretary aiid Chairman of j .-•'[to clean hisvglasses. they should be.styled" peach pajamas. th?.t. they.have had a fine trip, and ex- .Entries, .Mrs. Harry-Vorrath, of Cedar Mr. and Mrs. Lawrence V/andeH, ac- liii-. and-Mas. J. Chibatar, who now Jimmy Maher complimenting the' peeted to arrive in. Phoenix* by Wed-. st.'-set, Hillsdale assisted by Mrs. Clara companied by Mr. and Mrs. W. Dwyer, live in Brooklyn, spent the weekend ball players, Friday, Saturday and Monday,. Sep- hesday of this week, where they ?illA. Lehmann and Mrs. Charles Geei; mctored to Stiilwater on Sunday to get ] visiting with relatives in town; also in George Tischman in left.field. tember 4, 5 and 1, are the dates an- take up a temporai-y resicience for ; Sc'r.edulrs and Ribbon Av.'ards, T. A. their son Wil2ar_, who has been spend- TVestwcod. airs. Chibatar was the for- Mas Soubie in uniform. , jnoijneed f.r the annual Orangeburg about a year. Wednesaay marked ; Fs-.srs, T. 3. 'Mullen; Staging ing the past two weeks • at Camp Nc- 'iier Miss Vera Fenney, of Hillsdale. (continued on page 4) fail-. . -.- birthday anniversary to: Mr. Scott. (continued on page 4) Ee-Bo-SCO. PAGE TWO PAGE TWO BATHING SUITS SET A NEW RECORD BEST OF HUMOR Helen 'Decided Her AS TO THAT WHICH WE CALL "STYLE" YOU CAN'T Beachcomber's FORGET Quite Right Love Affair Teacher—What- is raised most in Daughter Wedded By DOUGLAS MAIXOCH damp climates? By H. LOUIS RAYBOLD By RUBY GRUBER Tommy—Umbrellas.—Baltimore Sun.

j (CSi by McCiare Newspaner Syndicate.! (!cl by McCiuriure NewspaDer Syndicate.) OU can't remember just the joy: Worse 1 - . (WOT Service. 1 (WHO Service.) Y Remembrances remain, my boy, "Waiter, this soup isn't half bad." U EKES CLERMONT sat under a Long after all the joy is past; "No, sir?" IM BRISTOL, landing at his first •*•-"• liirge shady tree. The rough And that is why our joy must be "No, it's all bad." • , J South Sea island, looked about him bark served ns a resting place for her A thing of peace and purity, '. with interest. Considerable reading brown curly head. An open book lay ; Because its memory will last Didn't Sait j on the tropical Pacific had prepare! on her knees, forgotten. She gazed Yes, many a joy we might have "Waiter, I ordered a beefsteak." him for the palm-fringed crescent of out across the sun-baked fields. Here spurned "Xessuh, boss, dat's it." beacli, the clustered native huts, tlw and there a hectic growth of cactus • If we had known how dark it turned. "It is not—it is a mistake." green rise of hills in the background; dotted His landscape. I But it seemed a bit of singularly "Hello!" came a deep masculine { And so it is with all we do: The Final Grinders good* fortune that, over in one corner voice, called in true western style j However much may profit yon "Which teeth does a person get of the dock on a pile of stained rope, from die distance. ! Some trick of trade, some d last?" there should be sitting a lean old man She waved her wide-brimmed hat i deed, -"False ones, teacher." with tangled beard, sunken eyes and in greeting. The dusty rider jogged ] However long we keep bur gain, clothing so patched and fragmentary aloajr, the horse setting his own pace j A lifetime longer will remain Beauty Uoctor that it resembled the garments of a which was in beeping with the lazy [ The shameful'memory of our greed. "Why can't you give me a facial scarecrow. late afternoon. ! The -world may not. remember, yet massage?"' "A beachcomber, as L live!" mur- "Get down, Bob, i want some one ! You know yourself, and can't forget. "I anj an eyebrow specialist." mured Jim, and thrust his hand into to talk to." Helen spoke cordially to: Ms pocket. It would be worth a. her father's ranch foreman. i It will not matter years from now, ' franc or two to draw the old man out, We sometimes say. It seems, somehow, Sarmcnetta and Jim, who was running away from "You know, Bob, while I was away i "At every turn I seem to be humili- at school, I almost fell in love. May- These things Ts-ill always matter ated I" a rich girl and her money, was off on most. this voyage for all there was in it in be I did; maybe I am." "Why don't you go straight?" "You in love? He better be a Our evil v?e may bury deep, the way of diversion. And smile, and then lie down to sleep. In the following days he learned a darned flue fellow! Of course he is, One Is KnougH or you would not care for him," But ev'ry error has its ghost. great deal about the fellow. How lie Whate'er you are, wherever at, Her—"Did you ever love another had come there some twenty years ago staunch Bob said, as he sat down be- girl like yon do me?'' Him—"I should side her. Ton can't forget remember that. with a thin and shabby child who, by. (©, 1331, Douglas MaHocih.)—WKIi Service. say not. I would be broke if I had." the way, had now grown into the lov- "I don't know whether it's love, or O not." Helen always was outspoken Iiest thing beneath the Southern Cross, Up in the Air How he had taken a two-room shack, with the cowboy foreman. "Klymer has a high position, "Tell me about him." up the beach and, little by littie, had" TlBTOMgll a hear." sunk to his present unkempt state. "Well, lie is tall and slender, very "Yes, he builds smokestacks." J-efined and distinguished looking, has ! Woman's Eyes content to guide tourists about the black eyes and hair, and is always j island, fish with them in his dugout, immaculately dressed. He is an au- ' Very Tender Age or coolly accept their generous tips in- thor, writes western books. His name ! byifeanXeuiton Mistress—It this young salad? return for the tales he told them. How is Jaefc Lamontee . . ." j Cook—Yes, ma'am, so young that I cccasional packages came for him on. "iS7ot the Jack Lamontee who wrote j had to wash and dress it. the steamers which evidently con- ON CALLING THEMSELVES tained the simple clothes of Rosemary, •9iL?tP5' 9fiS 'Sand Burrs'?" Bob j Name, Please asked, excitedly. 5 "FRIENDS" as well as other things which remained "What has become of the young man secret. "That's he. He's about forty years j who was engaged to you last sum- F 3IEE3IAIDS are as Interested in features whieli carry a real message, j *Tp HEEE women socially prominent "He keeps the girl strict enough," old, but he is so interesting you never I I fashions as the rest of us are, what With pleating of every sort made | mer?" think of his age," Helen defended, j •*• in New York stood in the witness admitted French Lou, proprietress of a commotion there must have been such an outstanding feature this nea- j "Which one?"—Karikaturen, Oslo. the ramshackle, hibiscus-draped hotel Bob was only twenty-five and Helen i amongst them when this season's son throughout the whole program of ! box in a court of law and testified was twenty. ' swanky bathing suits began to make that they had "cut" a friend when j where Jim was staying. "He don't let fashion, it is to be expected that so i WHIM OF MONARCH j her so much as meet the steamers, "Say, that will be great—yon marry- ; their appearance within their domain. decorative a feature will have found j she became involved in a scandal. ing a big shot like that. I'll bet the i Certain it is that the new costumes its way into the realm of smartest ; Until her recent trouble, they said, • LOST HIM KINGDOM I and goodness knows .that's the only di- giris in New York felt like hogtying ] designed for those who go dashing and bathing and beach costume design. It j she had been their friend, and had I version in this off-the-map hole;" you and shipping you back to the !splashing and riding on the crest of is pleating which also adds a decided i been received in their homes. It is not for nothing that bath room It was inevitable that sooner or la- sage bush." I the wild waves are that chic and style touch to the cleverly designed j The smudge on her.reputation, how- windows are usually provided with ter Jim should meet Rosemary and "You are glad?" Helen asked, a | charming they are apt to make most bathing suit pictured to the left. .j ever, proved very damaging to her frosted glass. perhaps equally inevitable, consider- trifle disappointed that Bob so heart- ! any mermaid turn green with envy. Then, too, the ocean pearl buttons J social status, and subsequently she David, peeking at Bath-Shelba, had ing her lovely dusky eyes and hair like ily agreed to her marriage. j which trim it do their part in sound- ! •was "ent"—in other words "dropped." burnished gold, that he should fall in. Modes in bathing and beach attire trouble enough with Nathan, but his "1 am going to read 'Cactus' over j ing a chic note. The pirate ship which j She was no longer welcome in their difficulties were largely of a spiritual love with her. again, so I can talk to him about it are at their best this summer. They embellishes the front of the snug-fit- ! homes. Rosemary had been a continual sur- are not only 100 per cent good look- nature and he bore up under them when he comes out here'for the wed- ting bodice (cut to the waistline at { That's all right; each to his own splendidly. Roderick, king of the prise to Jim. She was not the ignor- ding." ing with "style" written in their every the back) is woven into the very fab- iway of thinking, as they say. 3Iy only ant girl one would have thought. She detail, but they are eminently practi- Visigoths, was no more guilty, but "Well, you will have to get busy. ric itself. The material by the way, I objection is that these women should his curiosity wrecked a kingdom. was well read, spoke. French quite dif- cal, especially in regard to the mate- of which 'this suit is made is a very j not have used the term "friend." ferent from that of the island, and I have invited him to spend a month rials of which they are made. Roderick spied a very pretty girl on the ranch before we announce our j stylish weave of bemberg and wool { I should have made no comment had in the pool of the walled garden possessed' an uncanny knowledge of engagement, and he is coming out on I When a suit is fashioned of satin mixture in stunning black and white. |- they said this: "We are three promi- where his queen's waiting women took a world she has not known since a the evening train." jersey of bemberg (synthetic fiber) as Considerable emphasis is placed on Inent society matrons, with the accent the air, and asserted his royal prero- child. "Say, suppose we ride in with the is the model shown to the right in pearl buttons which ornament the new- j on 'society.' The social thing is every- gative. The girl told her father, Count He had decided to ask her to marry horses instead of taking the car. I the illustration, rest assured that it est bathing and beach-costumes. Some-1 thing to us. We have our own strict Julian, who held Tangier for the Goth- him, but first he wanted to rid his soul will not only be a joy to the eye, es- times they are used lavishly as for | code. And it is part of that code of confession. . "• . know, from the books he writes, he instance on the pajanaa ensembles | ic king. Julian was vexed, and took will be glad.to find a good saddle I Penally when it's color scheme is sleek that anyone who gets herself involved counsel with Tank, the Arab chief- "I came near being an awful mucker Wa< and T1Yld orange as Is the suit which have rows of buttons sewed so j horse waiting after that ion- train ! * in something unsavory in. the public tain in those parts. Tarik crossed the back home," he began abruptly. "There 1 ; closely up the side seams they, look j ride.' pictured, but from the standpoint of prints is beyond the pale. She is no straits to land on the p.eninsnla whose was a girl and—well, she sort of took like stripes'of colorful pearl ' '- : longer, a credit to; oar sef,:and social a shine to me. and b&r old man hati That evening they rode toward the giving good service, this material is name, Gibraltar, perpetuates hfs rriem- ooates of money. I rnaSe ui> my mlnS ^ets ...e^ist ort^ assets, not. liabilities. J ory £tiiIK SUX?!*0.1-"1- Htfle town. .'"• ; . • •>'•>.*, ^ highly satisfactory. The pleated trunks ' ,• -: •': CHERIE SiCHOjCAS.''*:-• V to marry tier. 1 was actuaUS oa ttie and the contrast bodice tqp are style (©. 1931, Western newspaper Union.* :} Therefore she.must be "dropped." the sons of Witiza, "whom Roderick way to her home to propose when, like 5 '•! liopt Z The entire country is aroused over the smart umbrella to which this up-to- blouse or a dress of allover lace, for The guy with the'new horn. Should possession be refused, he may j deaths of two children in New York date young woman seems to be want- instance, cut strips of any width The hog who hogs the whole road, obtain the possession by depositing the! "RAISE RABBITS a 0U c a ed by for us. We buy all you raise. City, killed by stray gangsters' bullets. ing to call attention we do not mind which may happen to suit your fancy. and his brother who only wants thei » 2*. } ™ ' said statement with i It is hardly likely that the police and: telling you a secret, or perhaps it is middle lane. j any court of competent j Contract, details, free Have them picot-edged and pleated. See our stock before buying" :presswiU let up-until, the killers are the handsome leather bag which she The brute who passes you and then i together with the sum of ; brought to justice for such a heinous „„,.,.;„„ -n-wi, h^i,i<. +* ; , You will find that these pleated frills slows down to your own speed. $10 to cover costs in an action com- i Rabbit Meat for Safe give a beautiful finish to all edges. crime. It mayv also wovprove thee end of thee !i ^rne__+,,s which hods th. e secret- Any- j The wisecracker s out of j G. H. STARK power of gangland. Public feeling can I waf • \° make * lonS stov? sh«t, the [side streets. Park Ridge Tel. 97 brelIa 1S ma Enthusiasm for pleating also car- stand much, but the ru-thless destruc-j ™ <3e to fold up so it can ries into the coat realm this season. , * * * statute provides that a writ of replevin tion of innocent children is one thing be stowed away in a certain little com- TIIO Hn= rim-TOT wi-m TOTOT D-WPC win sna11 issue out of the court by virtue i that has always roused public senti- partment provided for it in the com- and ment. modious zipper-top bag without anyone wit.^^tawTa^j^^oah him. j the owner anrd th«Je amoun« rt du«e to| HERING & WESTPHAL flattering lines in that they are bor- wiffh him •~-"—"—*— • • I ever suspecting such a thing. Clever, mother with the babv carriage'thereafter adjudicated. Instead oTcashli Civil Engineers and Surveyors Sixty-seven persons were killed and! is It not, and well worth following up dered about the bottom with pleated who waits until the lighat turns green} ^e_|>wnei- may deposit with the flounces of considerable depth, the als untile M &n^££t the owner may deposit with th. „„,,* I 361 BROADWAY 3064 injure;. dJ i_•n automobilJ. ,..•-,e accident.-j.-.is. i;_n wnen nexj: y0U g0 to buy a new um- for yoy u a bond for double the amount claimed ] Phone 534 New Jersey during the month of May. brella-and-bag ensemble. pleating repeated on the now-so-fash- The corner traffic cop who sees you ! and double the coste rs There seems to be -no way of curbing ionable three-quarter sleeves and if ! coming and turns on the red" light, But about this matter of decorative ming and t th d lih j The practice has developed in this WESTWOOD. N. recklessness and carelessness hi driv- there be a cape-collar it is also fin- ' tate of ara e 1 S S keepers employing con- AndThe"regrTtt^bteTart of iTaU Platings which are having so much ished with pleating. 1 t0 a Wlth the swanIi: ^The^inny who is learning to drive j £*££ ^^ ^ is that most of those killed and injured j ° of the mode this : CHEEIE NICHOLAS. int! HARRY RANDALL suffered because of the carelessness of! season, one need not hesitate to em- (©. 1931. "Western Newspaper Union.) The speed .artist who passes you and demanded by the owner of the ear to j some other person. -I . . —, : you can't catch him even though you Lawyer are in a hurry. ! Westwood Trust Building Did you know that you pay for the ] HAPPY HITS weight of the stamps on a letter as j WISE WORDS JAMES N. HALSEY f WESTWOGD well as for the letter itself. According: . — : All the little children on scooters and i %, Tel. Westwood 761 to the Postmaster's Gazette, "you•.do. i Poverty is exasperating. Xo use Goodness is beauty in its best es- itricycles. I § Funeral Director & The Gazette tells the story as follows:! pretending it isn't. tute. Marlowe. ; -A3* the big children on bicycles. i $ 55 CENTER AVE. |v "A patron came into the post office '• __ I The itching, thumb, "Give-us-a- i & Westwood \ Phone Westwotid 2283 Hurt a man's feelings and the hurt i," bozo. . I w1 and presented a long letter, asking, Uncut hair is about as •nneomfort- PHONE WESTWOOD 292 KARL WETTIG what would be the postage by air mail, i able as an unshaven chin. turns to poison, ••".'•: The trainman, who flags you to stop [when the train is three miles away. tJPHOLSTEKING __^_ The clerk weighed the letter on a small < - : __ - SHADES and AWNINGS Indigestion is often caused by worn- j The sap who scratches the paint off i your fender: j SLIP COVERS ? -iS^a^d^^u^^ufol^! OI^ reeptafly useless obligations, en's inhumanity to men. HENRY HINCK i DRAPEEIES—CUSHIONS half down. He was told 35 cents post- \ One s yoke is heavy enough, t 418 Fourth Ave. WESTWOOB, N. J. age was required. He purchased seven' car that can o 200 miles Real Estate and Insurance 5-cent air mail stamps andd affixed Speed limitation might.be built into ' g them. While talking at the window,! th car. That's the only way. per lio'ur lias uo need to. ; cause you can't go faster than she can.! Phone Westwood 601 Telephone Westwood 572 another clerk picked up the letter and I '— . • | The bird who drives up in a shiny ; 18 WESTWOOD AVE. j The man who indulges in too many I car when you are getting a date. ; I. L. LOGAN put- it on the scale, which registered Everyone lias a right to tIie decidedly -down. He was then told hisi government. It takes his money j horns imbibes cornncopiousiy. '• The driver with a truck that wabbles WESTWOOD, N. J. Attorney-at-Law letter was too heavy and required 10 all over the road and makes certain: Westwood Trust Building you can't pass. j cents more postage. The patron re- Women are concerned in The . disquieting microbe of love fused to pay the additional amount on, „„„„„„„,, gives the old bachelor a wide berth. All the kids that want to go swim- WESTWOOD, N. J. the ground that he was not required to ; J b u -"" --j.--""in gettin* g ^^^money,. j ming and don't have-a car of their-Si ARTHUR CHURUTI pa}" postage on the stamps affixed in i ; ' j *l If do s ba th Every time some people accept a ; The paiukka you pick up and Dealer In * I addition to the letter itself. The cus- j S' ? e moon, and many j fayor they look for tlie prjce mart. 8 Used Farts for All Make Cars t tomer was wrong. Postage includes; ""S «o, there must be a cnt there. S * j wants a ride to the next town. j |* the total weight of the letter including i — — -I * * * * j •> AUTO WRECKING J. J. KELEMEN the stamps." j One of the Joys of life is to have Most people's periods of swelled [ The prize baby whom you hatj picked i t HILLSDALE, N. J. head are brief. Something iiappens. jUp ang -^ho turns —*—*—*— I a friend who, you.think, is Just about white when you Tel. Westwood 1688 ELECTRICAL The sun dial recently donated to! ideal. — jhave a close shave. Hillsdale by the (local Sun Dial Garden ) — When will .all the filling stations j The friend who wants to borrow the CONTRACTOR Club, has been ptjt in place on the pe- A girl should see to it that her line be changed into electrical charging jcar "just for to-night." Tne CESSPOOL CLEANING FAIRVIEW AVE. destal built for it in the park. We of small talk doesn't dwindle too stations? '• motorcycle cop who hands you. O tested it out the other day and the small. - • _ - . |a ticket. j and BUILDING PARK RIDGE, N. J. shadow line of the sun was clear and UP TO DATE APPARATUS Q distinct. We timed it with our watch It must be curious to carry on a ! The cop who follows you all the way' Estimates Furnished On AH Kinds of Aren't there too many people who o and found the dia|l but about ten min- whole nation according to a book as j ^ U(to who mns across the street j Wiring and Repair Work utes, so we moved the dial around and have a way of thinking that they . . _ GEO. BUSCHBAUM set it to the correct time, in Kussia. ^ latter his hat. (In front of your ear). ' Hillsdale, N. J. TELEPHONES: Sure. itj "don't want to be married forever?" \ | NotMng that>s Mked can possib!v Park Ridge 15S1 — Teaneck 7-7060 moves. Very convenient. Tel. Westwood 1374 a aS T]se gQod frfend whQ Qffer_s tQ ---.-.- I No system exactly fits all the peo- i Ifl" °J°° ^^rbread smells you {orth e rfde yougay e mm P. O. Box, Hillsdale 277 IOE3OS 3OE3U WiU Rogers has been forced to deny .j P'e, for they are of various grades of I ••«««- ^ The friend who doesn't. the rumor that he ever went to college, [ imperfection, — I The bimbo who knows your car bet- started through an item published inj Probabiy human nature can be Iter than you do. Ackerman Concrete Genuine Arthur Brisbane's famous column. It- changedd, bubtt iItt is a process as slol w ' would ruin Will Rogers' career if the Vol. V No. 10 Product Co., Inc. Permanent "common peepel" ever suspected he attention, somehow. Manufacturers of was a highbrow in disguise. t A . loud, good-natured man never thinks of "pleasing people," though Cake Always Prominent Slowest watches are those carried j The deadly rattlesnake has not been he generally does. HAYDITE totally exterminated in these parts it by travelers waiting for a train in a ; at the Wedding Feast seems, as William Van Dunk, of Mah- railroad station. | The custom of serving wedding WAVE It is such hard work to get a million cake and bride's cake is a survival wah, recently killed one in the moun- , that when a man once lias BLOCKS tains back of Hillburn, while on a berry Some of the wildest young people j :, I of tiie early practice of feasting. The not fool it a Concrete Bricks and Well Tiles picking hike. become, forty years after, the great- | custom is world-wide and exceedingly Septic Tank Cesspools est advocates of discipline. ! ancient. If you want to get an idea of the ex- j Ti]ere ougk nQt t0 be gQ The origin of the wedding cake (the SAND and TOPSOIL CORINNE MARIE tc-nt of elasticity that may exist in the I- -. A original holds little resemblance to Tel. Westwood 984 m, . ' closets and then so manv worthless 23 Westwood Avenue brain of the political writer, read Ben- public won't tell things fremii the cake as we know it todayy)) iss ffident reporter to whom thbee- •. tbing3 wou]a not be savea. son G. H. Durant's "Sidelights on Poll- comes an edito- r and tell° ' s things to the found among the traditions of the Fiji HILLSDALE, N. J. Phone Westwood 599 tics." There is a writer that can public. . Wben a man can relieve us from islanders and some tribes of Ameri- snatch victory from defeat like no- responsibility, we go to him in droves body's business. Ail en paper, of can Indians. That first "wedding to get him to do it. How we hate cake" was a meal cake that the new course. His latest utterance regarding When flaming youth finds out bow j that—responsibility. the Bergen County situation is "As I far wrong it has been, there will prob- I bride always offered to her husband. view the political situation, the general ably be no one here to say "I told yon j The early Romans went so far as to atmosphere within Republican ranks-is There is now. so much notable lit- break a salted meal cake over the LEON ERNST slowly but surely clearing." Clearing erature in existence, that the neces- bride's bead as a symbol of plentiful- is right—many good Republicans are sity of some tabloid form in which Nation's Busiest Year ness. Still many other nations fol- The Druggist of Westwood clearing out. to. absorb it is pressing. . lowed the same custom by having the Tiie year 3920 was the greatest year guests - drop wheat cakes upon the for foreign trade this country has wife's bead and then eat the frag- Akyays Daa^er of Firs ever had, with regard to both exports PHONE WESTWOOD 1090 Irony of Kate ments for good IncS. .Forest fires, may. of coni-se, occur and imports. The total value of es- any month In the year. Jlepenilon The.authors wio wrote our popular The demand fer such bits of cake .. . upon ports in that year (including gold and j songs, "Home, Sweet Home" and *O became so great that in early Britain weatber conditions, 'nit spring ana fail silver) was $8,754,446,528 ;• the total j Old Kentucky Home," were both s are the Diost dnniies'fins s^n huge baskets of small, dry crackers value of imports indudiDg goltl and I-'men who lived t.rasj!e'lives. were baked for every wedding and no STEPHEN J. LYONS PHONE WESTWOOD 300 Silver) was $5.451,792,348.'• For the! : ' . guest thought of departing without year 1930 the corresponding figures On a Par Normal Ridnfall one. The next development of the WTuen the a I! man tin! Is a success- j were: Exports, ?4,SS5,095,000; im- Scientists hsive worktxl ojit modern' bridal cake was a small, ful hole he gets a gre.-u b:g hand, but I'ports, -94245,582,000. Our biggest cos- that LYONS FUNERAL HOME 3,500,000,000,000 tcras is the square and richly spiced bun which you can say tiuit for u mosquito.—San | to:::ers in ]f?30 .were Canada, United I guests brought literally by the hun- j Kingunm, Germany, France, Argen- mate normal rainfall for continental Non-Sectarian Francisco Chronicle. United States fi>r one year. dreds of pounds. These were not i tina, Mexico, Italy, Russia. Cuba, Nefli- thrown at the. bride, but were heaped ! erlap.us, Ileljnum: me imported inosf at the head of the table in one great . Whence Success i trom Cnnndri. United Kingdnm. Ger Work fcr. Many Japs mound, over which the bride and COMPLETELY EQUIPPED MORTUARY Success (ioesn't ineriu so m-.ieh sir ] ninny. IJritish Halayn, Rrazii, Cab^, The iinxliiL-ilnti r.r -silk coeaons ;r: groom attempted to kiss each other. •ting up nights to work as ;t does to .Tapan is.lhr;rs!.v.a !i.';::sa!;al(! .Industrv.. ; I Frr.nce, nritisli India, Argentina, Italy, This feat was supposed to bring life- WITH PIPE ORGAN •be-awake tliroughc-ut the dny.—Cnp CoStiiii'.'iii, Mexici), furnislu-K fmriia! uiyp'o'vincnt to more long prosperity. per-'s Weekly. 'S:-i? 2,0C'~,r{X) fuiriiies. Kinderkamack Road and Jefferson Ave.. PAGE FOUR HXLLSDALE HERALD PAGE FOUR

Moving Cityward ^ Bulk a Handicap In 1800 there were only six cities In posterity preserves only what wili Entered as second-class mail matter at the United States with populations of paek jnt0 sman compass. Jewels are Hillsdale, ^ew Jersey. more tlian 8,000, and only 4 per cent b2LQded down from age to "age; [ess PUBLISHED EVERY THURSDAY of ae population resided in tliera. To- portable valuables disappear.—Lord A newspaper devoted to the interests of the "rlillsdaleSocial News day one-tentli of the total popaiation j l people of Hillsdale and vicinity. Died resides In the three cities of New j She Herald's plaiforcn is, "A Biguer and Telephone Westwood 2204 JBERTIN—On Timrsday, July 30, Emil York, Chicago and Philadelphia. Better Hillsdale." Berlin, of Hillsdale Manor, aged. 58 - Precaution in Fire , OFFICE • years. • .. .. Lipstick • - In ease, jtf fire a wet silk liandker- 7 West Hillsdale Avenue -eiief tieS'-over the nose and mouth Telephone Westwood 1102 Lipsticks for men are announces. Miss Eleanor ..Schmidt, of Valley |are spending tbe week at. the home "of Wouldn't that bring the blnsii to the complete security against saf- STORMS BEOS. street, is home on a vacation. ! her mother, Mrs. E. Easemund, of j Obituary by smoke. PRINTERS and PUBLISHERS . „ j Woodcliff Lake. As Betty was seven { manly cheek! With women acquiring Address ail communications to the Hillsdale [ G-eoi-o-e Koenig. Jr., of Glenbrcols: I -rears old on Mondav, a partvwas given Emil Berlin all oar other appurtenances, they must fr Atonti0 It r IT •Funeral services for Emil Bertin, who not expect us to be idle. 3ut we dra\r i Be Fired or-Get Fired l^Z%te;ii^,p«'Wr,.IH^lefP^-^^^ ^ O 5 - iicr the occasion.- "Get a kick out o£-_s>.ur job," says in advance; Single copies 3c. passed away very unexpectedly last! the line on dresses—except in lodges. To insure insertion, items of local news Bob Davies is seen about town again. WalteWarr Taradash, of Piermont Roact, Thursday morning at bis home on Riv- f a writer. It's good advice. Otherwise- should be received not_later than Wednesday j alter a vacation spent at Oakland' With is spending the summer at Long Lake erdale Hillsdale Manor,, were j you may get a kick out -of it-^Bostpn noon. Subscribers failing to receive the Dinner Table Chat paper promptly through the mails or from | relatives. i Lodge, North Brighton, Me, where he conducted by Rev. J. F. Gassmarm, of j "He's considered one of the smart- Transcript- . _ ' their newsdealers, are requested to notify our i is attending the Andover Summer Ziqn. Lutheran church, Westwood, onj est men in the world." office at o-nce. »We will greatly appreciate the Miss S. Vander Clute, of Central j School, while his brother Milton, is Saturday afternoon, at the home. I co-operation of our readers in notifying us of ! "So I hear, but I doubt if he conld births, marriages, deaths, and social events ic avenue, entertained a few friends atj specializing in subjects at Columbia Burial followed in the family plot at their localities. bridge last Wednesday afternoon. j College, in New York, during the sum- j Westwood Cemetery. Funeral arrange- pick up a salt shaker and be positive I me" months. . ' j ments were in charge of Stephen J. it didn't contain pepper V '• i l^ick Hering, of Ridgefielcl Park, was j Lyons, of Westwood. Ihursday, August fa, ja weekend guest at the home of John Rev. F. Pox. of Paterson, will con- j! Deceased was 58 years of age, and Lap Dogs Get Beauty Treatment* I P. Winters, of Bergsn street. . jduct the service on Sunday morning at jha *d , .been, a resident of Hillsdale for the Beauty treatments are now offered 1 'th| the MethodisMethodistt churcchurchh , afteafter whicwhich j| pa"c years. for lap dogs and other household pets, Mrs. C. Gardenier, of Central avenue, is survived by his ***• according to Aromatics Magazine. The CLUB WILL PLANT is visiting her sister, Mrs. J. Smith, of Bertin resides with wife in Ramsey; a treatments include everything from SEVERAL GARDENS Hackensack. scented shampoos to pedicures. TAILOR—CLEANER Christen, who is a bible student, is (continued from page 1) Mrs. H. S. Pragasse, of Knickerboc- studying for the ministry. I anc two grandchildren, Catherine and HERMAN WEISS of Exhibits and Deccrations, Miss Hess j ker avenue, has her father and sister, [Neil Stewart, of Hillsdale Manor; also Or Don't Care Suits Made to Order and Miss Keffer; Tea Room, Mrs. D. | of Carlstadt, visiting her. [two sisters, Mrs. Henry Steimann and In spite of anti-noise campaigns O. H. Frost and son Gordon, of Col- j . Henry Cha-iaud, both of Jersey From $22.50 Okeson; Sales Table, Mrs. H. Vorrath; onial Boulevard, motored to Plattsburg! there .are still a surprising lot of peo- Commercial Exhibits, Mrs. A. S. Kirk- Janet Nutt and Selma Brower were recently and spent the weekend visit-1 ple who don't know that noise annoys PARE STREET HILLSDALE Patrick: Prizes, T. A. Weston; Hospi-j one year old on Monday, born the same Military other people.—San Bernardino Sun. Tel. Westwood 2386 tality, Mrs. Paul Clerke; Hostesses,' day at Hackensack Hospital a year ago. his son Gerald Mrs. Robert Jahelka, Chairman, with' past month. Gerald and Bm- Must ..lave Hope mett Where there is no hope there Mrs. W. W. Livengood, Mrs. J. T. Buck- ''J^av TM^ip tn! Schuetta, also Hillsdale lads, are leyy, Mrs. H. H. Wisa, Mrs. S. J. Ham- ail cay picnic to|expecfced homfi to.daVj after a montn.s can be no endeavor.—Johnson. merstein, Mrs. A. Pedden, Mrs. AdaShadow Lake on Wednesday. j wonderful training experience. Knight, Mrs. E. R. Teller, Mrs. O. S. Hammack and Mrs. E. E. Tolksdorf. Mrs. C. Davies, of Broadway, will: leave on Saturday for a two weeks va-l, On Friday Mrs. M. Schmidt, of Val- • cation at Edmeston and Syracuse, N. Y. i, B. Sartori Consferncllon Co. BLUE .SOX CONTINUE General Contractors ,^_ T , _ , ... where she is still critically ill. Heri MOUILLESSEAUX THEIR LOSING STREAK Mr and Mrs John Furman, of Pa.-|da Qne wfccm * vacation. j BrIASOS za& COJQCBETE cack Road left last Tnursday morn- : Delaware, weie called to her bed WOODCLIFF LAKE, N. J. (continued from sage 1) mgGap°a e ^T CayS tnP by automcb-k,si!e early Tuesday morning, a serious! P. O. Box 123. Tel. WestwooS 1553 Abe T.schman and A1!. TiscTsman ] heart condition developing. made beautiful catches in ths outfield. Mrs. E. Davis and daughter Evelyn,! Mr. and Mrs. Walter Dathe and Shir- The Blue Sox have acquired the ser- oi) Piermont Road, motored to High' Your Favorite Brand vices of two new players. Something ley, of Hillsdale; Mr. and Mrs. Herman Point on Saturday, to picnic for the. Dathe ana family, of Detroit, Mich.; ENTER THE must be done, and done quickly, to day with a group of friends. emerge from the slump. and Mrs. E. Bosemund, of Woodcliff BOCCI TOURNAMENT Mouillesseaux's is so well known as a stationery, Jack Moore was absent on Sunday— Lake, attended -on Sunday a celebra- Mr. and Mrs K. Van Horn and >r of Mr. and NOW tTNEEK WAX AT THE he went to the Beach. George moved from Park street onn j ice cream and confectionery store, that even some of Chick Tatem is still on his vacation. th h Br0 H who enioying their Friday into their new home, recentlj ,i golden weddin, g anniversary4 . I VILLA MARCHISIO our best friends do not realize that we maintain a com- I think the. Sox miss Chick. built on Conklin avenge. 2nl(3sr TCerjl in2 arlniversai I overheard two gentlemen speaking HILtSDALE MANOE, N. 3. Mr. and Mrs. W. Blauvelt an plete tobacco and cigars department at which you can about the Slue Sox. One asked the Mrs Walter Banta and daughter, of , "•"•<*•"" «•"". w. ^muv™. auu -MUSU- , Tel. Westwood 773 ether: "What seems to be the trouble astern Hi^hwav recentlv enioved a!ters Amy and Helen- of Broadway, and always get your favorite brand. with the Blije Sox?" The other re- plied that they are outclassed in their' relatives? |turned home on Tuesday afternoon; league. Personally, I do not believs ! after a ten days motor trip through the j No matter in what form you prefer your tobacco, they are out of their class. There were ! New England States. While in Maine j [ Miss Helen Stemming is confined j at Gardner and four or five games they shorlld have 'her home this week, a victim of trench j w can supply ydur needs at any time. We carry all won-and would have won if they hadjmouttl, caused apparently from bath- MISTMarv rler varieties of cigarettes and cigars, all brands of plug had the breaks. But the breaks are tog in pOOls of this vicinity, ^ vacationinvacationrng- therethere^ what make baseball. The Blue Sox, as j j and chewing tobacco, and always have a large selec- •a team, have many good features, and. Eighteen ladies attended an alumH also bad ones. It is the aim of the "demonstration luncheon on Wed- \ tion of pipes in stock. num : ^bout' 4^3 ufv car ta Blue Sox to win games, and sometimes ; nssday. given at the home of Mrs. F- to reach Portland and criticism helps. The Blue Sox have, as 'w . Mullan. of Magnolia avenue. i men continue a who!e a verv nice eroun of vrmm°-i ' , Broadway, Cor. Park Street 3H SHOTS' - I5S*£ iSS. .. - _ . .,. •: day evening, due to illness, which He made the trip alone. Wednesday; these young men. I do not know of a f / d t t0 remain ^ bed ked a better organization than the Blue Sox ' i^ ™***? anniversary for the' in Hillsdale, but they have acquired a _, . , , — -,. of Colonial. FhTe'edoubtfu"l or""ftmr"name du'e voune"men to the fac"t havthaet BoulevardJames (Chick, with ) HenrTatemy Bose, y and Bud; Friends in Hillsdale will be sorry to • ~- to run thtass ^XmalS and S Jackson, of Rutherford, are expected, hear of the passing of Mrs. Ellen: Mack,.; By Walter Wellman ternallv I beS £sS Mrffu'l *™ this weekend, after a ten-day .of 217 East 83rd street, New York City, AROUND HILLSDALE Sf' sL^ of a- hols do eive a" vacation in Bermuda, . I who died at her late heme on Tuesday! d,UVll,e. OOme LM. UK, UOJb QO give a^- rrmrnirw „«•„,. an 171T1.PCC nf aHnnf a i

p State, stopping for a short visit avenue, Hillsdale, with whom Mrs. coy In other words, they, themselves, are York ] Mack has made her home since the j tthh e real offenders. ffdCom e on, Blul e Sox, v-itith iVErs. Cook's sister. unite. A house that is divided against I death of Mr. Quirm. itself cannot stanc. We have a nice Miss Louise Holzenthaler and Miss personnel and h:gh ideals. .Let us work rvla-guerite Manahan returned to bus-: A_delightful social evening was given them out successfully, and we can. if lness on Monday after two weeks vaca- jCawkins / of "MlgnoFa'VeWeT "sister"^!! ?.e cc-operate. jtion at Middletown, Conn., and Asbury, Mr3_ Johnson, who left on Friday to! 'Park- . I make her home in Flushing, L. I., with j And Circs Le-3 2 ' her daughter and husband. Mr. and i Mr. and Mrs. H. Clyde Day and fam- , _ _ Among those pres- ! The early. Anicriciin \vlu> seilk-d t!ie Mrs Rlchard Lak:e :ly, of Large avenue, returned on Wed- jen t were Mrs_ M> Penney, Mr and Mrs I DON'T kteYouP POLL GboD-bYe. fate of Ihe nation nightlj !ir»unby WILL CNJpy with her, and is spending a few weeks Stopping a few days in Boston, they;_, The wealth of the average Ameri- here. can has been placed at $2,977, indi- continued through Hew Hampshire and i" UEU> VbUBToWfV ,. Vermont, then visited in Groton, Conn, j cating that cjaite a few average Amer- Mr. and Mrs. W. Moyse and son Nor-After a visit to Lake George, they S-TUE ApyjCEjDf icans have been short-changed.—Mi- man, of Baldwin, L. I., are visiting for spent trie past week in Asbury Park, "When'in Dutch—Go to Hutch" ami News. a few weeks in town, at the home of where Mr. and Mrs. Foster Arnold, MOUILLESSEAUX'S QUALITY Mrs. Moyse's parents, Mr. and Mrs. O.Kenwood and Jessie Arnold, of Large Hutchison Bros. Garage Quensel, of Maple avenue. CONFECTIONERY—SODA avenue, also a guest, Hope Stewart, of LUNCHEONETTE West of Park—HILLSDALE Babylon's Spiendir town, joined them. BREYEBS ICE CREAM COAL In the days of its slory the city of John Scott, enroute for Arizona, Garage Call, Westwood 526 stopped at Hillsboro, Ind., and called BF.OADWAY, HILLSDALE Home Call, Park Eidee 425 E. 3BL LEDDY COAL CO., Inc. Babylon had many walls and . " Corner Park St. : brilliantly colored and decorated on Faversham, son of Mayor and Mrs. A Card GENERAL REPAIRING -~ T-el. Westwood gg glazed reliefs. W. W. Livengood. who is stopping the summer there with an uncle. UNITED CIGAR STORE Hillsdale, August 4. TRAVOLTA BROS. "MEAT" ME AT Mrs. M. Slater has rented her bun- The family of the late Henry S. Fra- (MARGOLIS) CHURCH NOTES galow on Maple avenue, to a bride and gasse acknowledges with grateful ap- FIRESTONE, GOODYEAR John A; Schlotterbeck's groom-to-be, from Montvale, who plan preciation the kind expressions of those and MANSFIELD TIRES Cigars, Cigarettes, that were in sympathy during their BROADWAY, HHLSDALE HUXSDALE M. E. CHUBCH to take possession in a few weeks time, recent bereavement. TIRES REPAIRED Stationery ; upon their return from a wedding trip. Tel. Westwood 180-181 Rev. H. N. Smith, Pastor FRAGASSE FAMILY. •• ' . Tel. Westwood 212 HORTON'S ICE CREAM Sunday school 9:30 A. M. Miss Katherine Fisher returned to Morning service 10:45 A. M.the home of her sister, Mrs. J. Poppe, Thickly Settled Districts of Central avenue, on Tuesday, after a Rhode Island leads in density of S, MARSALA & SON Try Our Home Baked Products! Evening service 7:45 P. M. stay of two weeks with relatives in ..population with 366.4 persons to the ], MOORE PAINTS SPECIAL FOR THE SUMMER Montclair. square mile. Massachusetts is sec- HARDWARE, HOUSE FURNISHINGS BLUE PLATE CHRISTIAN SCIENCE CHURCH Mr. and Mrs. P. Dorn, of Jersey City, ond. No state compares in density of All Kinds of Cookies population with the District of Co- .. Prompt Delivery Lesson-Sermon in all Churches of spent the weekend at the home of h BROAD WAT Tel. Westwood 734 . - sister, Mrs. C. Borchard, of Piermont lumbia, with. 7,292.8 persons to the Look for Next Week's Special Christ, Scientist, on Sunday, August 9. Road. Kenneth and Russell Dorn have square mile. LUNCHEON Viennese Cake and Pastry Shop Tel. Westwood 2194 'the Spirit, let us. also walk in the | REMOVAL SALE EVERY DAY Srjirlt," (Galatians 5:25). |dale with their aunt. Micrometer on Ruling Pen GARRETT A. STORMS Among the citations which comprise | By means of a micrometer adjust- fiovs' Sneakers 49^.; INCLUDING SUNDAY Mrs. E. Scott, Miss Gertrude and her. ment or. the ruling pen, it is possible Hardware arid House Furnishings the Lesson-Sermon is the foUo*nng I bro^r"-^eo^,^^SnaS^nu^ ; J Ladies Shoes from the Bible: "And it came to.P^Jare home again, following a two weeks £o 'in'6" draughtsman to control the Were $3-75, Now $1M ; AGENT DE^OE PAINTS when he was m a certain city, behold tmlr fco Montreal, Three -Rivers and exact width of the Jine which he is PHILGAS SERVICE v I. GERSTEN ^; :7;:':4^:-::;;..... a man full of leprosy: who seeing- • Quebec, Canada,"covering 1300 miles making. This is a very valuable fea- Tel. .Westwood 272' ••;.-• Jesus fell on his face, and besought jin ^e roun(j trip. ture for those engaged In fine work. !; Five and Ten Cent Store PASCACK VALLEY Him, sayting, Lord, if Thou wilt, Thou ' canst make: me clean. And . He put Mr. and Mrs. Orlo H Frost and fam- Lumbering Note . SODA SHOP J. AIZMANN -;•'.:. •• -: forth His hand, and touched him, say- jiy, f Colonial Boulevard, are enjoying FRANKS. MEAD, Inc. (Formerly-With BEST) ::':.- o By cutting .only trees' 12 inches or Chevrolet and Buick Ag-ency ing, I will: be-thpu clean. And hnmer a visit from her mother, who arrived more in diameter, it is estimated that Broadway diately the leprosy departed from him," i last Week from St. Petersburg, Fla., Atwater Kent Radios—Machine Work RADIO BARBER SHOP .{Duke 5:12, 13). land plans to stay in Hillstfale for the forests in the ©reat Lakes region of : "Courtesy and Consideration''-- HILLSDALE the United States will produce stands Ladies' and Children's Ifturcnttirig The Lesson-Sermon also includes the summer. Broadway and "Washington Ave. , ' '• •;,- a Specialty . /. •'.'', | following passage., from the Christian of merchantable lumber, every g^> or r. : Tel. West-wood 310 •'_ Science textbook: '"Science ..and Health -Mrs. E. A. Short, of Dwight .gvs&iuef 30 years. <•%.% ijrj ,;- 'yj -\ "«r • MEAD BIOTiDING •:• •-.* -with Key to the Scriptiires," by Mary Mrs. J. Westervelt and Miss Helen •.•I - •:••;•;.:>: -. .->;.-•-T-- -. Baker Eddy: "Jesus d>id His own work Westervelt, of Central avenue, are His Handicap i HILLSDALE • -These Merchants Believe in. .../ HILLSDALE by the one Spirit, He said: 'My Father among the members of their card club The Girl—Jack, don't you. see that worketh hitherto, and I work," (p. 79). who are enjoying a trip to Rye Beach % SWEET SHOPPE the wind has blown my hat down the ; > '•'-• Next to Post Office SANDWICH SHOE:,el "He showed that diseases were east out-^to-stayy-; where™ they^ Have planned; to street? Why don't 'fan trjnto get It? HOME TRADE neither by corporeality, by rnateri| .;p.'.ft|ke. of a-Shore-,dinner. BLUE MOON. ICE OKEAM : "OEH WSAT--A SANDWICH!'-'... meS'ca, nor by hygiene, but by thB.? 'L* — Escort (a sprinter)—Don't, worry! I'm just giving it a hnnired yards QUALITY and SERVICE BKOia>WAfi ffiLLSDAIiE*'*'- Divins Spirt, casting out the errors of Mr. and Mrs. Walter E. Graham and start. HOME PEOPLE .--•'1 • ife 0-3 :. mortal mind," (p. 138). daughter Betty Arlene, of Middletown, 1 HILI.SDSEE HEKALD PAGE FIVE

HAWKINS MAY MANAGE CLEAR SCHULZ IN ough had: no responsibility in the case, negligent in the operation of the car, it •WIFE STEALING he said. The accident happened in was their duty under the law to return CARS SMASH; 1 IN WESTWOOD THEATRE ASHAULT CASE IS NOT A CRIME p y e la to etur inchebroad,s daylightin circumference, and. the, ropaned wa it swasn' threet aphysician' verdict sagains andt himedicam for l losbillss o,f wagesas wel, t Wayne Hawkins, former manager of Theodore J. Sehulz, ofRidgewood logical to suppose that a warning sign as compensation for h:s pain and suf- Road, Washington Townsnip, whose According to a ruling made by Ber- would be necessary, Weller stated. the Fox Fascack Theatre, has been en- gen County's newest Special Prosecu- fering. HOSPITAL, 1 JAIL gaged as manager of the Westwooc name was linked with the atrocious It was brought out, however, that It is understood the new trial will be Theatre, which was recently leased to assault upon a young man. and girl of tor, George Losche, it is not a crime Chief of Police Lien had been almost Ridgewocd, committed in Washington in Westwood, or any part of Bergen limited to the question of damages a large company for 21: years, accord- County for that matter, for a man tothrown from his motorcycle on theonly, the liability or the negligence ing to an unofficial report. The com- Township recently, in a story printed same day by a rope stretched, at the._Kaving been established by the jury's Minutola, of Park ;Ridge, Is in the Bergen Evening Record, was take ^another -mart's wife and child on pany leasing the West-wood Theatre an automobile trip1" without the knowl- other end of the same street when .he>sfinding. Badly Injured In Accident will open soon "with moving pictures, it completely exonerates "wKeii lie was failed to notice it soon enough. ; Goldman was represented by J. has been learned. taken before the young^..manr and girl. edge and consent of, the husband and In WestwoodL Both stated positively •fcfiat'he was not father. And that doesn't just mean a Frederick Bratt, of Westwood, and the Mr.'Hawkins gained many friends as one of the two men who attacked the short trip to. the movies or the ice • defendant by Edward Backes, of New- manager of the Fox Pascack, and was girl, according to a statement made by cream parlor around the corner, it can NEW TRIAL GIVEN : ark. popular with the organizations for hisMayor John Ruddell, of Washington mean a trip across this vast continent. MANY CHARGES RESULT pleasing personality. .He -was'regarded Township. • IN GOLDMAN CASE' Facts Nobody Knows as a capable manager, having been as- The law, or lack of law, on this sub- sociated with the theatre business for Schulz was arrested one night last ject was discovered as the result of a Among "facts nobody knows," as- a number of years. H at noon ^ day of the raid. A 5know- n young Schulz ever since he wasgood beginning. So he called upon some slight change in the shape of the car of Naden's mother, a Willy's-< SaUon can ot alcohol and half of an- a boy_ , arid' I also kno...... __....w that he wa_ s ent that the jury did not follow the' Prosecutor Losche. The Prosecutor, instructions of the court, which charg- the earth. Knight sedan. In some manner it j other can, ;wnich was taken by ttie offi-i away visiting his uncle and aunt in busy with political crises that have came in contact with a car driven by jcej- s for evidence, were tne sole finished j Troy, N. Y., the night the attack took developed since his appointment, had ed that if they found Epstein had been James' Dixon, of Woodcliff Lake; Dixon Product thus far. The vat contained place, so why shouldn't I help him?" not had time to get around to com- his wife and three children were in it. amonS other ingredients $100 worth of Mr. Ruddell asked. "Furthermore, I pleting the laws, and told Chief Lich When the Naden car struck the other \su Sar; a«d, another supply of sugar was took him before the Ridgewood couple that there were ho present laws exist- one it turned over twice and Minutola 'expected to arrive the following day. who were attacked and they both stat- ing by which either of the two men was thrown out. The car was wrecked. | The wholesale price of a 5-gallon can ed that he was not one of the men who could be held. of the product to the retailer is said to attacked them." And now, watch the influx into Berv 611 PURINA be $9, and the distiller receives $8 from Mayor Ruddell stated that he hasis a t Countleast y when the new bridge opens] a had noted' the license number he wasthe runner at the still. been conducting a vigorous investiga- — every other car that crosses I S , Bail of $1900 was taken for Merkl, tion ever since the crime was commit- \tile Hudson may be driven by a man -located as living on Lake street, Wood- 1 cliff Lake, through the State Motor whose mother, Mrs. Joseph Merkl, be- ted, in conjunction with a man fromj ••*" is joy-riding with another man's Vehicle Registration office in Trenton. i came his bondsman. Raymond was the Prosecutor's office, and two of the wif< CHOWS Dixon was brought to the Borough •held hi the same amount, and not be- local police. "We have had everyone Hf__&: Hall, where Recorder Leddy at once sing able to secure a bondsman was who is working at any of the places in held court. The other men were also • taken to Hackensack jail. the Township before the Ridgewood DISPUTE OVER | THE FAMOUS FEEDS IN THE ^P™1 given hearings. The result was that A reserve 500-gallon tank had not. couptej but so far none of %YjSm have Minutola was fined $20 plus $1 court yet been used, -but was ready * been identified as the assailants. We ACCIDENT BILL! vice. CHECKERBOARD BAG ! fees for driving without a license. (It atmosphere in the •oven had the men who are working on j 8 1[3-IB. and 25-Ib. Bags had not been renewed this year). Na- cottage. had been completely the famous Washington Township j A bill for $21.50, submitted to the May now be obtained at the merchants named below at the following prices den was fined $50 and $1 costs for al-for dwelling purposes, was intensely Cemetery brought before the couple, j westwood Mayor and Council on Tues- lowing an unlicensed person to drive hot, all ventilation being shut off, thebut nothing came of it." j day evening by Grace S. Blauvelt, with 8 l|3-lb.ba,g 25-tt>. ba_g 100-lfo. bag his car. Dixon had fictitious plates on Hen Chow (best scratch made) ... 36( 89?89( ' $2.45 nd Mrs. Schulz, mother of Theodore! the request that they pay it was set Egg Chowder (laying Mash) 42

Los. Angeles Founded by No Real Evidence That BUTTERFLIES Spaniards Back in 17S1 Reveals Origin of Golf Develops New Ideas in It was into the hands of Don Felipe The only facts definitely established De Neve, who ruled as the Spanish concerning..the game of golf are that .Child*.Camp Education By DOUGLAS MALLOCH governor of the province of California the game, in some primitive form, was ^Ju .^» .f\ ;n 37S1, that Carlos HI, king of Spain, played in Holland at an early date A new idea in child education that intrusted the duty of foundin and that it was developed in Scotland enables the youngsters to put their HO has not chased a butterfly Ange'es. before the middle of the Fifteenth leisure to constructive use and at the W Across the fields, and lost his In order to establish in California century into a popular game. An act same time give mother a vacation has way? of the south a new settlement, it is ty ThornfonWj. of the Scottish parliament in 1457 was directed against the playing of this been evolved and pat to practical ap- So you have, wandered, so have I, related that Don Felipe came from the lication by a young woman of St. And was our sin the sin they say?- capital at Monterey with a military sport, as interfering with the impor- tant practice of archery. Old Dutch Charles. I!!.. Miss Stella 3Iarie Pike, We had come sooner to the town, i escort to the mission of San Gabriel widely kBtnvn for her kindergarten Earntd not a shilling but a crown, j late in August, 17S1. The mission of A glutton is a greedy chap. So Honker good naturedly waited paintings show that the Dutch used Whose stomach is his only- thought. while Peter scampered around the posts instead of holes in playing their and school activities. And yet a poem on the wing San Gabriel was already prosperous Of manners it is very clear Is sometimes worth the following. and well established, having had its He never has at all been taught edge of the pond so as to get nearer. "Kolf" or "Kolfje." This name is de- "The progressive education irlea holds. beginning ten years before. "Who is Glutton tne Wolverine?" de- rived from a word signifying "small that we cannot learn thrcu-zli ubs->rp-~ manded Peter. club." James IV of Scotland played tiou, only through action," said iiiss Who has not faltered by a flow'r, Don Felipe and his escort spent sev- GLUTTON THE WOLVERINE Or else surrendered to a song? "A cousin of Jiatmy Stunk who the game about the year 1500 and eral days at the mission and then, on inade it a royal as well as ancient Bat who shall say that lost the hour, the morning of September 4, set out USTER BEAR, Jumper the Hare, lives up in the fireat Woods where Or say that beauty's ever wrong? upon a march which took them three B Paddy the Beaver, and Prickly I came from, and is the meanest crit- game. There are other claims about We might have had a fuller pnvse, leagues westward to that spot, winch Porky the Porcupine all demanded to- ter alive," growled Buster Bear in his the origin of golf that are not so well Done better, and done much the worse, is still the plaza of Los Angeles. Noth- gether what it was that Honker the deep gruni'jly-rcaiblj" voice. "He substantiated. One is that it wa For, oh, how poor are they vrlio start ing was there that morning but the Goose had seen Glutton the Wolverine thinks more of his stomach tlian you played by the Chinese as early as 1100 The morning with an empty heart. brown grass of the little valley and doing np in the Great Woods of the do of yours, Peter, and he is so mean B. C,; another is that it was played the browner liitls. The plaza was laiii far 2vorth from which he had just that when lie has found-more "than in Ireland in the time of St. Patrick So let me chase my butterflies; out, a Te Deum was sung, a volley of come. He had just opened his mouth he can eat he stuffs Mmself until he Another claims that the Roman game I would not catch them if I could. musketry was fired, the spot was to teEI tiiem when who should come caanot eat another mouthful and then of "pagania," played with a crooked For ev'ry flow'r let me hare eves, blessed by the padres, and the 12 emi- hurrying out of the bushes but Peter spoils the rest *so that no one else can stick and a leather ball stuffed with Let me have ears for ev'ry good. grant families from Old Mexico, which eat it. He's the biggest and strangest feathers, resembled golf. A game Ah, yes, I know the worth of crowns, were to constitute the original popu- of Ms family and has the meanest called bandy-ball or cambuca, played But also things like thistledowns. lation and therefore the first families disposition, even worse than that of in England since Edward Ill's reign, I have no fortune, so they say; of the city, were established in what Shadow the Weasel. He's smart, has also been mentioned in this con- If fortune fails them, what have >vas to be their home. The new pueblo everybody has to admit that. Xou nection, though it appears to be more they? was called in euphonious Castillian La think Eeddy Fox and Old Man Coyote like hockey. A legendary origin of {©. 1931. Douglas Malloch.)—WNTT Service. Ciudad de Nuestra Senora la Reina fle are smart—" the game is that a Scottish shepherd, Q . los Angeles—the City of Our Lady the "Oh, I don't know," interrupted tending sheep on a stony hillside, Queen of the Angels.—John Steven Peter. "They haven't caught me yet'" found amusement in striking the McGroarty, in the Los Angeles Times. The others laughed, all but Buster stones with his shepherd's crook. Bear, who frownea at Peter and then went on-just as if be hadn't been in- Boomerang Long in Use terrupted at all. "But the two to- Deadly Tarantula Easy gether havezi'f got hall the brains of as Weapon of Warfare Glutton the Wolverine. I guess that's Prey of "Killer" Wasp An article in the Encyclopedia Bri- why everybc ly in the Great Woods Some insects are very ferocious. tannica on tlie boomerang of the Aus- The tarantulas, as Rene Bache points hates him. You see he's so smart that Miss Stslla Marie Pike. WHO ARE THE "RICH" AND tralian aborigines mentions various nobody can fool him." out, spin no webs, but rely upon their peoples that have used similar instrsi strength and agility for the capture Pike. "We work around the eh:I<1. WHO THE "POOR"? ments. Both the return and nonre- "I'd just like to try once," Peter "Who Is Glutton the Wolverine?" interrupted. of their victims, the latter including We do nut coerce the child to do turn boomerang are found in nm.st an occasional mouse or ground-nesting HAT would you do if you were Demanded Peter. "Once is all the chance you ever our will, but get the boy and the parts of Australia. The return form bird; and their homes are burrows, girl to wish to do the right thing be- Wsuddenly presented with a mil- was, according to General Pitt-Rivers, would have, because after you had usually in the side of a clay bank, lion dollars? Rabbit. Peter was quite out of breath tried it that once there wouldn't be cause it is the right thing. We ares used in ancient Egypt. A weapon with running. You see he had seen lined with silk. The door of the taran- thus able to achieve correct habits To one man that question has real closely resembling the boomerang sur- any Peter Rabbit," growled Buster. tula's house is set on a strong silken significance. He is Joseph Horowitz, Honker sail down from high m> in "Peter. I a.x.. afraid that you are get- in sleeping, eating, playing, and cour- vives to the present day in northeast the blue, blue sky and disappear in spring, and shuts with a snap when tesy without undue force. We take who for many years has worked for Africa, with allied forms made of met- ting to think too much of yourself. It the owner has entered or comes out. a small salary as an interpreter in the the Green Forest. He had guessed is a mighty good thing for yon that stubborn children and in two months al, or throwing knives. In south India right away that Honker had planned At home the tarantula is perfectly they are much more co-operative and magistrates' courts in New York city. is found a boomerang-shaped instru- Glutton doesn't live in the Green For- to spend the night in the pond of est. He's so smart that he isn't afraid safe;.the entrance of the burrow be- willing to do the proper thing. We By the will of his brother, a self-made ment which can be made to return. ing so camouflaged as to escape even philanthropist who left many millions Paddy the Beaver, and right" away he of anybody or anything. He just take noisy, impulsive children and The Hopis of Arizona use a nonreturn had started for Paddy's pond, lip- scrutinizing observation, but on its help them to be self-controlled in ac- for public works and charities, he has form. The Indian Cyclopedia gives laughs at the hunters and trappers perty-lipperty-lip, as fast as ever he of whom everybody else is afraid, and walks abroad, the giant spider is al- tion and thinking. We take the timid been presented with a million dollars'. details of the chakra or steel disk, ways in danger of attack by the Killer, And what is he going to do with it? could run. It was a long way from they hate h'ra even more than the rest child and teach him to unfold, relax formerly carried by Sikh soldiers. the Green Meadows, and Peter was which is. a species of wasp. Against and express himself." First, he is going- to satisfy his life- Thes were 6 to 9 inches in diameter of us do. I don't believe he's got a breathing very hard when he got "friend in the world. By the way, this wasp it has no adequate means long dream of studying German opera. and about an inch of breadth of rim, there. But he had breath enough left of defense. Constantly turning this Then he hopes to achieve another am- and had sharply ground edges. They Honkers, what was it you were going to cry ''Wait a minute! I want to to tell us about Ixim?" way and that, to face the enemy, it bition, traveling for a year. After were rotated on the forefinger, then hear'" is inevitably taken, sooner or later, that he will return and devote himself projected with considerable force 150 (ffi by J. (i. Lloya.)—W2TCF Service. and stabbed with the Killer's en- to the realization of a dream he never feet or more. They are called expen- venomed lance, and paralyzed. The expected to be able to fulfill, that of sive and almost useless weapons. An- duel invariably ends with the death helping the needy wliose" problems he other form of boomerang used in India or total disablement, of the taran- knows so well. is made of wood and iron at Gnjerat tula, in whose body the Killer lays By LEONARD A. BARRETT Though you may never have envied and of wood and ivory at Triehinopoly. How It Started its eggs, in order that the baby wasps, when they are hatched, shall have the possessor of wealth, we may well GABBY GERTIE envy, any of us, this man who can By JEAN NEWTON food to eat. BUILDING NEW PRISONS now make all his dreams come true. Easy to See Difference In this country there are so many A writer in the Detroit News is re- CK>OOOO<>OO<><>O-OO OV." that public opinion regard- men with a million dollars that such sponsible for the following story, show- Town of the Ugly Duckling N ing the recent outbreaks In the wealth hardly causes comment, ex- "CYNOSURE GF ALL EYES" j ing a characteristic viewpoint of the i Lovers of the tales of Hans Chris- prisons at Columbus, Ohio, and Au-. --eept-tfce -comment that it fails to bring fair sex: tian Andersen will probably agree that burn, N. T., has sufficiently aeiiuiesed them happiness. To many of these O BE the "cynosure of all eyes is f to enable one to take an impartial "A man took a girl friend-of his out the ambition of many people whosp | his story of the "Ugly Duckling" is men it represents a routine which is to lunch one day. He said nothing to T one of his-finest. What more natural, view of prison conditions, the qnes- foreign to their natural desires, and livelihood depends on that sort of t OT pre^Mni for deuMon seems to be his wife about it. Why do so? There thing. Many others achieve this dis- therefore, when in Denmark, after It is actually a barrier to happiness. was no harm in the. luncheon. you have visited hip home at Odense t! is I the piopo^ed expenditure of The opportunity to study German tinction much against their desires. one hundred luUiio'n dollars for the "Of course gossip in a few days However, to be the center of at- to journey to Kjoge, and when there opera! To the man who loved music ln-ought the filing to the poor woman's seek out the old ana interesting castle ti"t ii i of UP •, piiaons justified? and could afford only occasionally a traction may or may not be pleasant, That conditions ears, and she raised ballyhoo. depending, as in many other things, of Gisselfeld, where the story teller gallery seat at the opera, that oppor- "The man said mildly to her: often stayed. Here the Ugly Duckling within many of our tunity spells happiness. To the many on the circumstances surrounding the prisons are most " ''But look here. You lunch out occasion. first saw the light and not far away millionaires to whom a seat at the is the castle of Bergentved; where the d°pkiiable no one now and then with Billy Snyder or The term itself is nautical in use, opera has always been a commodity .Take Holyrod, and I don't make the swan was hailed by the children. Al- «ili di ny. Xor can so common that they have perhaps and etymologically comes-to us A'om though Kjoge is best known todav am serious doubt least objection. What's the difference the Greek. never looked to it for enjoyment, that between your case and mine?' for its bacon and sausage, the visitoi be entertained as opportunity would hold no promise Cynosure was the name of the con- will find it a splendid old town with to the wisdom of " 'The difference?' she said. 'Why. stellation of the Lesser Bear. of pleasure or joy. the price is the difference. In the ons a church of the Thirteenth century cieitmg better san- The opportunity to travel for a This constellation contained the named for Santa Claus and every iti£\ conditions, case you pay it; in the other case Polar star upon which mariners would year! How many millionaires, sati- I save it.'" where old castle homesteads beside the eniireing prison ated with travel before they were always have their eyes fixed for pur- sea which will make it a scenic mem- quarters, etc. The ready to appreciate its wonders, would poses of direction. ory for years. ni tttei of spending see in this a road to happiness! The Suffrage Bogey It is from this incident that we have so \ast a sum of To many the possession of wealth the "Dse of the word in the connection money as one hun- Some of the arguments against wom- noted. has meant satiety without benefit or an suffrage in Massachusetts are re- Rises From the Water dred million of dol- (®. 1331, Bell Syndicate.)—WNU Sen-ice. lars demands more pleasure, a constant seeking after corded in "Lucy Stone: Pioneer of ' "It takes years to make an artist, For a short period each year the something new without finding satis- Woman's Rights," by Alice Stone serious considera- I but a girl can do it in a twinkling of ancient ruins of Philae, in.the Nile, tion than just pres- faction or happiness. To the man who Blackwell. j an eye." are to be seen. It is in the earh A. Barrstt. has known only such pleasures as he ent physical condi- 'One member of the legislature said i CWNtJ Service.) winter and many tourists visit the tions within prison walls. could find within himself or purchase that when a man came home tired at place at this time. Then the water for a paltry sum, the power to buy night, he did not want to kiss a mem- rises and the Nile buries the lovely The proposed expenditure again even a little leisure, a little knowledge, ber of the school board or aa over- island of ruins and temples beneath raises the question as- to the purpose a little of that side of life which his seer of the poor. Another member de- its waters. Much ancient beauty has for the punishment of crime. If the dreams have made colorfal, to that clared that, if women were allowed to HEN evergreen trees, rhododen- CTHE WHY of gone, but anyone who looks on its purpose be to demand, in the interest man just a small part of his inheri- vole, (1) there would be no more W drons and mountain laurel are be- ruins today can see what a lovely of justice alone, so much punishment tance would have opened floodgates children born in Massachusetts, and ing set out, in late summer, it is good SUPERSTITIONS spot it was in the days of ancient for so much crime, the expenditure to joy and happiness. Which of us (2) all the children born would he practice to use a liberal amount of By H. IRVINQ KINQ- Egypt. The villages and palms have certainly does not seem justified.. It can say now who are the "rich" of girls."—Kansas Ciiy Star. peat-moss, working . it into the soil gone, as modern need has changed the is a very expensive method of obtain- this worid, and who the "poor"? around the roots. This is especially dashing cataract into a reservoir, but ing "the pound of flesh." If the pur- ((Sl. 1931. Bell Syndicate.)—WNU Service. true if the soil is very light, but sur- TKIRTEEN AT TABLE the damage done to Philae is slight, pose of imprisonment is for the pro- O Wrong Move prisingly good results have come from its sculptures are still clear on the tection of society, the expenditure Little Frank, who had removed with the use of peat-moss in all kinds of C^EW persons would absolutely re- walls and columns in spite of their may seem justified at first thought, his family: to a new house, was taken soil. It seems to give the roots just ™ fuse to sit down to dinner because annual drenching. but is society really protected? An an- SUPERSTITIOUS to visit the new tenants of the old the kind of feeding ground they like, swer to this question asks that we although it is not in itself-a fertilizer. they would make the thirteenth at home, with whom his mother was on table; bet still fewer would do so from take into consideration the effect upon friendly terms.. Peat-moss can also be used to advan- Most Deadly Plant society of the large number of crimi- tage as a mulch on the surface after choice, or doing so not feel a lurking The chief object of interest was a disquietude, however they might try Discovery of the most deadly plant nals who are annually pardoned, or the plants have been set out. The in the world, a small quantity of which who escape prison confinement, or hav- recently arrived baby. Frank was roots of rhododendrons in particular to disguise it—even from themselves. much taken with the infant, and on The superstition that where thir- was said to be sufficient to kill thou- ing served their legal sentence leave grow close to the surface and are sands of persons, has been reported the prison more desperate characters his way home remarked: almost sure to be cut oft if cultiva- teen sit at table one will die within "Mother, it's a pity we moved from the year is said to have its origin in from Pretoria, South Africa. The dis- than they were on the day they en- tion is carried on. A peat-moss mulch covery was made by a botanist, who tered. that house. If we'd stayed a bit long- makes cultivation unnecessary, keep- the Last Supper, at which there were er we should have got that baby."— thirteen present, and in the tragedies named the plant Adenia. One ten- New prisons, however santiary and , ing down weeds and preventing the thousandth of a grain was reported as London Tit-Bits. escape of moisture. It has the advan- which fallowed it. comfortable, are as inadequate to! sufficient to kill an adalt. The poi- solve the problem of crime as college tage of giving a neat appearance to It gains new vitality now and then son is not traceable after death.. Rail- the plantation, looking better than buildings are to guarantee an educa- Ideas of Her Own | from snch incidents as that related way workers in the interior died after tion. A college consists of the men: Marjorie liad developed a sudden I bare ground. of Matliew Arnold who defied the they inadvertently tasted the plant. superstition—and died within the upon its faculty, not in a gronp of dislike for going to bed. She admitted j (Copyright.)—WNTX Service, A botanist and two natives were over- buildings upon a campus. So the; that she was afraid of the dark. An year. Cases where thirteen sit at come by the fumes of the plant when ; — o- table and no one of them dies within btriiding of new prisons, while afford- aunt, who was visiting in the home, they sliced a bulb, reports said. ing more space for a larger group of said to the seven-year-old Robert: the year receive no advertisement. Quetlet, in his "Theory of Probabili- inmates, does not make any satfefae- "Bob, you haven't been putting ideas tory contribution to the crime problem. into Marjorie's head and making her i ties," s:iys that where thirteen people of different ages are met together the Land Bismarck Forgot If the purpose of prison confinement afraid to go to bed, have you?" On your way to Austria, which be less of-punishment for the viola-T "Of course not," said the boy. "She I chances are about even that one of them will die with twelve months in should never be omitted from a Euro- tion of law and more of reformation i is five years old and has ideas of her \ pean tour, stop a while at Liechten- in order to keep the law, the expen- own." i the course of nature. _ Formerly, in Paris, presentable stein, "the country that Bismarck for- diture seems justifiable, especially if young men used to eke out their in- got," in the reorganization of Europe. the person Incarcerated leaves prison s Yon can make a special trip there if Your Job eomee by holding themselves ready a better man morally than he was on ' SHE HAS HEARD THAT— to break the "unlucky" number at you are staying near Lake Constance, the day he entered. Idleness seldom falls to the lot of a by going to.Brebenz, thence to Feld- In Italy, a little model of a sea man who is always on his toes, no | the summons of hostesses who, by the ftq). 1931. Western Newspaper Union.) horse is sometimes worn as a neck- I non-arrival of an expected guest ;or kirch and Vaduz. Its political Sife is matter what Ms occupation or his pro- almost play, for its prince pays nearly Another Stonehenge lace to protect one from danger—are fession. Every man Is measured by 'she arrival of an unexpected one. ' Tound themselves in danger', of having all Its' expenses and crime and poverty A circle of standing stones, resem- we now afraid of old evil eye? ''Neigh the way he does his work. His job are almost unknown. Winter hardly bling the Stonelienge formation ou- Neigh/' says my little Neptune nag! is always as good as he himself makes thirteen-at the board. Salisbury plain, England, has beea ((£) by McCIure Newspaper Syndicate.) touches it and spring comes early.— (WNU Service.) it—Grit. by McCIure Newspaper Syndicate. "V TO by McCiure Newspaper Syndicate v Boston • Herald. discovered in the jungles of New (WiN'U Service;) -(WNXJ Sori'Ice.) 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GOTHAM FALLS FOR TTTTTTr BY TTTTTrV NEW SPEED CAMERA BARGAIN SWINDLES JOEARCKE3AL0 SETS ¥/ORLD RECORD Hint of Smuggling Catches the 2,000 to 3,000 Pictures. a Ses- Social News Easy Marks, end Its Capacity. Telephone Westwood 2284 New Xorli.—"Say, buddy, vranta bay Paris.—The I traffic manager of a major air line. rattles. A new rattle develops each j came back." 2 CJerke. of Magnolia avenue. • . • time a rattlesnake sheds, which, dur- j Alw37s a Si;5eloa j After three years' experience in "Probsbly . they call it liquid cur- The divorce was granted, v •'To thin:; al'.v::vs rf Irutii," s:ii(3 j aeronautical promotion work she was rency," says Impecunious lmogene, ing the first year or so of its life, j They were married soon after % Harold Jaeger, cf Washington ave-' given charge of ticket sales, mall ana amounts to four or five times. When a : nu-e, has returned irom Camp Miehika-' ili IIo, the r.:i:w of ("r.lwitrrtvn, "is to j "because you have to have it to make: Mrs. Perry's arrival from France rt AIWTWK fixed Tuesday, the 11th day of August, nine- SATURDAY wnen the ent avenue, but when at the rear of the Wr|Q mw —and see Robert Woolsey in Radio i y er school, which their WO^King men prelerrea. ACtareSS teen hundred and thirty-one, at 9:00 o'clojek AUGUST 8th parsntE are t0 Bank building, hesitated in doubt K., care "Local" Office, Park Ridge. P. M., at the Municipal Building, Park Street, Fictures' comedy scream, "Everything's answer. Prom the re- (31-33 Hillsdaie, New Jersey, as the time and place Rosie." j plies received the various classes will whether he had taken the proper \ | f for considering the said report and adopting course. Beard, who was following close 5 BIG ACTS The cockiest, funniest little man on made up. In the meantime every- _,__, ,_,,_,„_ v . , . _ . - ' and confirming the same with or "Without al-- thing is ready to at once install the behind gave the Spitalany car a bump, FOR BENT—.Apartment of 4 rooms terations. the talking screen is Woolsey. He's a and Mrs. Bessie Goldstein, of 50-52 bath* al) improvements J Central At said time and place all persons whose nut—makes squirrels out of his audi- equipment when the classes are deter- T C =Stnrm<: Port fjirino Tel j lands may be affected by reason of said im- mined. East Third street, New York City, was VAUDEVILLE ence—they like it. This pictures comes' 20 or 88. j. u. btorms, farc xuage. lei.; vem t m whoma yb interested therein/ Dates for vaccination and inocula- cut on the arm by glass "from a win- (ootl will be given an opportunity to be heard with to the Pascack this .Saturday. dow in the car, which it was claimed respect thereto. ROBT. WOOLSEY Tuesday is the opening date for tion are to be announced later, prob- FOR RENT—Bungalow, 5 rooms and By order of the Mayor and Council of ther- ably about September 15,. for all schol- had been broken before, and was Borough of Hillsdale. "Smart Money," the picture starring haTe bath, hot water heat; garage; $50 perDated July 28, 1BS1. . .. —in— ~ ~ ~ ,^, a ., .. • not previously had this jarred out toy the contact of the two GARB.ETT A. STORMS. Edward G. Robinson—who is so vivid I ati? tlon : month. Mrs. A- J. Higigins, Hillsdale. in the memory of the theatre-going i £p - ,- ...... cars. There were three of Mrs. Gold- TeL Wesfcwood 92. .(25-tf Borough Clerk- public, as "Little Caesar" There were a number of small re- stein's seven children in the car with 31-32-ir) --.. ss.w;,.-. •••..-- - in "Smart Money," Mr. Robinson is plns> adjustments, etc, discussed, her, but no one else was hurt. Spital- FOR RENT—6 Rooms and bath, all seen in a role equally startling. He is ?hlch were anally ileft in the hands of any's steering wheel was said to be de-improvements; garage; 2 minutes from i "BARREL O' FUN" AT Nick, keeper of a small town barber the Building Committee to attend to. fective, and he was warned against depot. J. B. Hering, Montvale. Tel. President Laurier presided over the driving with it in that condition. He! 543 Park Ridge. (32-tf PASCACK THEATRE shop, with gambling as a side line. He 1 is literally the big frog in the small meeting.. . ^,. and. Mrs. . Blackburn trans- claimed over $25 damage, and so noti- ! «""' -* • • ROSIE lbea . Patrons at the Fox Pascack Theatre pond and keeps his henchmen in ad- if ^ minuies m the absence from fied the Motor Vehicle Department FOR RENT—House and garage, all im- [town of District Clerk ColeCole. Mrs. Goldstein was reported at her provements; steam heat; conveniently cd Wednesday evening enjoyed a "bar- Vanishing Legion, No. 2 It was 9:30 P. M. when the Board home under a physician's care, al- located; rent reasonable. 32 Grove St., rei 0- fun," furnished by Murray Iiv- DON'T FORGET TO adjourned, subject to the call of the though a local physician examined her Westwood. Tel. Westwood 1312 or 1210.. ingstonei , old time promotor of spe- SUNDAY and MONDAY 1chair. at the time of the accident and report- (32-tf j cialty numbers. AUGUST 9th and 10th DANCE AT O ed no serious injuries. Spitalany will I Mr. Livingstone had a large barrel present a bill to Beard, and if it is dis- ' on the stage and had a child draw LEIN'S GROVE puted will bring a civil suit. TO SECURE BIDS NANCY CARROLL WITH 6-PIECE ORCHESTRA D from a box numbered tickets; Those in FREDERIC MARCH Every Friday and Saturday Night ° GOOD PICTURES AT William Latimer, Edward A. Daub FOR MORE MAINS the audience with tickets bearing the OLD TAPPAN, N. J. and Philip Lesser, three out of town corresponding number to the one GRANADA THEATRE men, were the drivers of three cars , _ ., , , , . , ' • I drawn were invited on the stage to "Fifty Million Frenchmen," a frisky which recently came into collision at Now a definite step has been taken |draw a prizBrian Aherne, Madeline Carroll 0 Company are the 362,000 miles of tele- map and some other information re- j king is a Buddhist, officially "Defend Gibb McLaughlin, Gordon Harker phone wire added in 1930 to the Com- Lesser placed the damage to his car lating to the Wager property at the er of the Faith." LADIES' MAN pany's transmission, equipment. That at $75 to $100-; Daub's damage was $50; corner of Glen and Weremus' Roads. No other monarch has a cabinet pre< THURS., FBI., AUG. 13 and 14 | figure represents an increase of ten per and Latimer had an estimate of $$167. , The object is to find out what course donilnantly .composed of princes, hia: REVIVAL OF DOUBLE FEATURE DAY jcent. over the total for the preceding All three carried personal and property to pursue to have a hedge on this prop- | relatives. The crown prince of Siani damage insurance. "What a Grand Old Sinner He Was | year, so that at the end of 19310 there erty removed, or cut .down to not more i is now minister of interior, has been 4 MARX BROS. ] were 3,770,000 miles of wire in New than four feet in height, to make it GEORGE ARLISS in minister of marine. No other crown —in— •Jersey. passible for motorists approaching it to "OLD ENGLISH" y | More than 98 per cent, of this wire Couldn't Miss see a vehicle approaching on the other prince holds cabinet office and no oth- with Leon Janney, Doris Lloyd piis in cables which axe relatively free When' a Detroit anthyrity or. masio road. This matter has-been up before er king is in effect his oHr.n prime' "ANIMAL Betty Lawford, Ivan Simpson t I from service interruptions, reports the whistled a theme phrase from ons of minister. 4 I New Jersey Public Utility Information the classics, each of the four others The famed sacred white elephants "Madonna of the Streets" ! Committee. More ttian 700 miles of Man's Real Biijjfeess in the party identified it as a differ- of Siam were never white,- are rapidly CRACKERS" with EVELYN BEENT, Robt. Ames! [conduit, requiring the excavation of 84 The great business of a raan is to ent popular song. E.-.c-Ii of the four losing in popular Siamese opinion rrvt—mi '""" I miles of trench, were placed in 1930, improve his mind and govern his man- I which is an increase of 39 per cent, was right. . ners; all other projects r.nd pursuits, their sacred character, and have disap- over 1929. whether 5n onr.'power to-compass or peared entirely from the national flag- not, are nnJy rnmKPr!ipnrs.--Fl;"ny. which today is red, white, blue, white, CREATE AND PROTECT YOUR ESTATE and red (five horizontal stripes). Fatal Misstep It v. ill J;a. a £;>;;