tsh scsiesg^^iwStitfi ^ Ar* WJr *» "GIVE DS LIBERTY OR GIVE ITS DEATH!" HE HAS AN ABSENT PAR*. M*HHH <1« HI I M I4IIM Recruit Glad ra Start Toward Itait Olorjr aa , ikt PIMltr," POLITICS "The son of a wealthy old friend of OP TH9 DRY LWIE5 OF IUINO>» mine, being stage struck, joined with MilII« « IUIIM ttWWH TWENTY CINTUfttea a 10-20-30 opera company. I mat blm loafing and strutting about -a hotel lit Keeplav the Tmnir fill' * . LOOK DOWN ON Y«U Duluth, Minn.,'' said the veteran actor The American people need nbt b* E6® - ON TO VICTORY J to a- representative of the New XOrk frightened -by the proposal to-revive Telegraph. . ' . : -"i apedai war taxes as sn emergency " 'Come over to the opera house and nieasur* for Increased nstloiial see the show,' said he. GREAT WEALTH AHS HAFFIHES8. ~ antiseptic. Thousand* otToldlers were treated with •nues. ' 1 "I went, but 1 saw no signs of thi* standardized amounts of', thia vaccine. At to .whetner It it vastly more Important that : v . . By Andrew Caraegl*. 1 young man on the stage, nor was hit the results justified the trouble and dlssgreeable effectt American consumers: should get lower .. . . name on the program. Afterward 1 Beyond a compctence for old age, prices on life's real necessities than which need not; be peat and may pf the treatment there la great diversity of Opinion. • met him in the lobby of the -hotel, i Tbe atatlsllrs of the British war office were considered that they should rebel against com- "'I did not recognize-any of the be very small, wealth lessons rather pa.ratlvely slight direct taxes. Also.th* than Increases human happiness. unfavorable, and the prophylactic Inoculations .have been - characters as you,' I remarked. 'What officially discoutbiueji Wright has claimed that th*. stamp tax and othera of like nature " . part are you playing?1 » ; ^ Millionaire* whp, l augh ire rare. can be removed as aoon'as the revenues ITie deplorable family qnarrels general results were/favorable, and In tbls opinion h* '"Why, I am playing the part of' Is supported by tbe majority of the medical men who - go" back to normal. Ther* will b* no Carlqs, the Fiddler,' said he. which *0 often afflict th* rich-gen- followed the experiment*. " butlnesa apheavai, such as attends a . CtMM-l' IA « •rally hav* their riae In sordid dif­ - "'There was no such part.' Metacbnlkoff li»s placed the great weight of hlir judg­ general tariff-revision, elther ln levying - - "'Oh, yes there was. -Didn't yob ferences abput money. The' most the stamp tax or It* subsequent r*- mlserable ot men a* 'old age ap- ment ln: favor of the titUlty pf a continued trial Of the kfiM notice how they talked about him? $ prophylactic. Accordtng to -Wrlght, the most eiact data •o**l-^ - ' ' proache* are those who have made the first act. In order to get the chornk ore those In regard to the army-men Isolated at 'th* .But tb* nob of th* latu* lie* deeperv^^.^ t, money-setting'.their* god; like files off stage, didn't the soubrette ' pht siege of Ladyamlth, and here there were only one-eighth, Economic experts predict thst "down-,'" / on th* jfbael, these unfortunates her hands-over her eyes, look off XL as many cases among the.vaccinated aa among tb* on- ward" tariff revision will speedily re- - fondly believed they were really* 4 E. and say: "Oh, girls, Carlo* til* iJTDREW CA12TBQ1B. vaccinated, with the mortality very much:lower In th* - suit In %or* revenue to the government 'vA?' driving It, only' to fln^ when tired Fiddler Is going, to have a dance dh former. Wright has found that especially good protec­ than th* present tariff law give*. , the green; let us hasten or wa witT and crating N*t that It is lmpossibl* for tbem to get stimulation of legitimate Industry, and _ j-: off, snd tbey are lost—plenty.'to'retir* upon but nothing tion Is afTorded by two succeMlve vaccliwttlons. H* now . miss It?" Then burst Into song arid Injects scbcutan*ouBly In'the OrSt doee about 1,000,000 the Jarger purchasing power of'wages, - '. I skip off? You bet they did. •- -7 to retire to, and ao tbey ehd a* they began", atrlvlng to Will' indue*, a trim^ndous Increase in " add to tbeir-uscleai hoard*, patting into nothlngnet*. dead typlibid bacilli,'and ln^ttie second, given approxi­ "Then again. In the second met; mately a week later, 2,000,000.—Harper'a. ' , th* aggregate volume of business. The ' when the bell Is tolled without,-don't leaving their money behlnd for heir* to quarrel Qvef. - people will be .able to buy more conK" the prlmn donna say; "Hatlr that Gigantic fortune^ .ln th*; natuf* of thing* mnat be forte and luxuries,. More of both' wlll -bell! That bell can stand ah • awful fewer and harder tojiulld ap in th* future than in the 0KAVE DANGEB.dF THE TOO-FOHS K0IHEX. have to" be produtied. ; Jot harking, for who Is palling the past"' Most great ebt^rlwa am V* In the corporate By Edith ShMckletoo. ihe reduction of Imposts on steel,* rope but Carlos the Fiddler?"; - . form. TJie writer knows^but one man sow lxi active bual- When a.fonian declares: "I am complete- - lumber, leather aifd other importftit" . ".'That Is true, young man, but they ness who J* likMy to liave an e'xceptlolially large estate', ly bound up in my children," or, "I tav* no schedules will at pii«*. result in In- - only talk about you. You do not show and th* foundation of that waa laid more than half a 'Interests outside my home," a chorus of com-, creased ^onsumptlurcha*e of timber landa which have mendatlon of theae callous confessions arises. rails will stimulate railed building performance.' • • »> increased enormously in value. Meanwhile, odr' immedi­ Thla overdeveloped maternal InBUnct, with and renewals; Cheaper lumber will : "'"'I am aware of that, but-you matt ate duty la to distribute surplus wealth to the best of lts almost Invariable accompaniment of,snob- ten#; tens of thousand* of wage earn^' remember I am_as yet a raw recruit, uur abilities In inch forma as we believe best, calculated , ; iilsbness, la just as dangerou* to the nation'a ers to build homes. The same general' still 1 fee) I am on my way to fame to Improve existing conditions. We mutt all Itafn thv welfare as the overdeveloped self-preeervatlv* law applies .to all th*. important schedL- • r and glory, though the path may he great troth Hut only compelence ls desirable, aimoet nec­ instinct that impels ineii.*of the -Rockefeller ale*. •. strewn with-thorns.' .. . : . essary, wealth non^estentlal,, and when lt doia cotne It is type to selte and hold everything that happens' to b* bower^priccs snd Increased, use ofv "Ob, if the hope and optimlim only a sacred trust. to be admlnlstered only for th* gen­ knocking around, and-there is no place for either of daily commodities will' add to the na- youth_could be with , us in our later eral good. ' ... . them in the true democracy. . tion's geheral vfealth. Prosperity" will , _ . years," slgbed the veteran actor. -. - The havoc that can be wrought by a single specimen be distributed.' The trust baron* who = " VA00IVAT10H fOK mHOlS. ' ^ of the fond mother Is instanctd In history,'and baa ln- are now figlitlng "downward" revialou- ... " ' - ' By Dr. J. C. Tortty. siilred at leaat one great navel. All tb* misery and will have to manufacture'more good* • wfcik Typhoid fever is one of "the** dlstlnctlyely tragedy |n '.Trilby" cam* through a fond mother of. tfi*y to approximately keep up their -rolam*'. human Infectious disesse* for which pre­ nufllgnarit type- Thla apeclmen'aald ah$ was acting for; >)f profits. Also, tlrey w'll. have to ac« - K ventive vaccination* have been attempted. the good of her child. To make thla atatement la on* of cept a legltimate return on actualju- . . Tlje results ;are of general Interest because the creature'a' habits, though she really has not .th* vestments. . of tbe widespread prevalence of this fever. faintest notton of what reaily ia tbe "good of her child." . This all works otft to the economlC - —Ohicago Journal. Pfelffer and Kolle Reported In 18S6 the phe­ Tlie appioved methods of dealing with the fond moth­ advantngc of t)i

cople. . When trade - nomena -following the ^injection Into man of er nuispuce are' educational rather than destructive.: It Is ^restored tff normal channela by Fool—I woke, up last* night wltli the bacillus typhosus killed by beat -Their Is poaslblethat none is past'redemption. Even an ac'' genulue tariff revlaion the bonest com- - 81QBB OF AOS. bye her sign the bill o' sale. She MAKKO A TIGER SIT DOWN. start- I dreamed that my watch wil didn't know nothin' about bills o' sale. •nost lmportnnt observatlon ^as that'thebe in­ tW* one may be led Into way* of grace by being act to blnations of capital.will still be reap- gone. Drool—Well, was It? Fool—No,- jections Imparted; to th* blood oi buman belngs specific consider her offspring... Let her carefoily note their re- Ing a fair, profit.*. And the national So, I am- growing old, you say-l ' " Camb would call her an' hand Tier a Method* l'«ed to' Train the Beaut but lt-.was going. ^ pen an' tell her to sign an' she'd sign. bacteria-killing prepertle*, Just; a* they protected guinea semblance to; ber husband's sister* (whom sEe possibly treaaur};, though temporarily depleted I walk in ,*-^ecjwpit way; for Show BailscM,. . An English lecturer on chemistry pigs against fatal doses of the bacillus.. ^ f "Flnerly there come a time when Fifteen feet: of slack rope were per­ loathes) or to her own great-uncle, who disgraced tb*- during the charijp. wlli toon be filled My hair la absolutely gray,' ; 1 And growing thinner; she took a notion that she wanted a said, "One drop of polsra placed op Taking advantage of the almost certain epidemic* of ^family a generation ago.; Let her consider bow much of again. ; ' ' " mitted the animal as the trainer directs the tongue of a cat Is sufficient to kUj My book* are all the stupid Kind. new cook stove. She had a right good -cd hlnronce more to the seat and once typhoid fever In military campt, Sir B. A. Wright in-> Uiem rewmbles no one else at aU. Then ahe will begin A temporary stamp tax will add but^ i.^7 the strongest man." s ' atltuted *n extnnalv* test of antl-typbold vaccin* among v That entertain a senile mind;'-. one tliatCnmb's mother had given her more he failed to understand. Then to reallio how .small a *hare la her ; own; that Iter' child slightly to th$--burdeh*: of--consumers, And somehow I am disinclined for a weddln' present. The oven wus , "And does your husband stllj thtak the Britlah soldiers In the Boer war. Th* vaccina eon- I* a member of: the human .family; not a gift, but a se­ Ah Inheritance tax, ^-ldch Jt^even more JjziS!. To dress for dinner. the order to hoist was given; and, as a trifle burned out an* one or two o' the men pulled, the tiger felt the collar you the an angel?" "Oh, yes! At leWri listed of cultures of th* typhoid germ grown in broth rious-charge. When old English wiw haw, by th* way, likely, :wlll only reach ;the estate* the lids had got broke an' there wus a tighten about his neck. His head grad­ jie seems to think I don't-need any mM for teveral weeks and then sterilised by heat-and an the word "fonif meant fooUsh. of wealthy decedcuts who 'paid l&ss - I smoke a pipe moat of the time; clothes."—Plck-Me-Dp._ I hate to walk too far or" climb; crack or twoacrost.-the top that inter-, ually was lifted up, until his forelegs than tbeir share of tax burdens in' We. t In fact, summed up completely, I'm fered' with the draft, but It' jmis a. left the ground nud.he pranced on'his Knlcker—Wouldn't you like to 0HE 0T-0TTir F1B8T AHCEST0S8. A true back~number. v > . right good Btove, all-the same, an' bind paws. With- the fear of sffangu- up and find yourself famous? Bocka An'inheritance -fitx should b* per- • I read my morning paper tvtics . Camb put his foot right dowu. lntlon. and the Instinct of self-preper- —I'd rather be so famous I Wouldn't manent . The special stamp tax" can ' I'm always offering advice; ,, "'You mis you up- some salt an' vation his brain became a; mental mud- have to wake up.—New York Sun, ^ only be temporary-Chicago Journ*U^,;afc- Amusement serves but-to entice ashes an' plaster up them cracks if puddle. lie bent the air with his fore .TonH-Wfiat was that sentence My wits to slumber. . you'don't like them,! he says. 'As choir repeated so*often during the lie ' *-'•;> .' •• - - • paws, whirled, squirmed and wriggled, '. Rerlalaar tfce Tarl». — : fur's the lids beln'. broke is concerned, In a vain effort to get out of the collar 'any? Laura—Aa near as I could ma^i I hate to leave myvhome at night; I don't see why'you can't keep a kittle Despite Its uianltest imperfection*';* . I riae almost before 'tis light; that clutched his" throat. Every move­ out it was "We are all miserable sing; .japan has- thirty-two time piece fac­ the tariff bill of the house ways andr-1 I must confess I am not > quite . on-one hole all the time an' make the ment of his body brought him nearer ers." . tories, which turn oat annually goods other lid do. Nex' time I go to town means' coiuuittee a* a whole has pro- So young aqd sporty [ { to the seat over which bung the block Clara—That man who just pained valued at nearly |800,000, - the latest luced' a .good impression on the cmtf I cut my coupons twice 4a year—» Til bring a piece o' sheet Iron to put and tackle. When he reached it jin was an old flame of mine.. Kate—IjDr< 'figures beiug 200,782 standing- clocks. Of course you do not call that queer— in the oven an'- I reckon you'll make try. Its t^o main purposes are to pnPt'j assistant grabbed his tall. through the deed! What happened: between you! 441,760 banging clocks and 25,360 ride more revenue for the governments; Of course not!—Come to think, my de»*. out to use it a few years longer.' watches. ~ You, too,»•»»»•»•»MH I 11IHH it the more she waflteda -new stove a parted," quoted the;.pessimist "Yeti" «ay b* reduced to tb* people. In such. • "Swing him clear of the ground," he rejoined the optimist, "but it's wortii could not have been' less than a mile feature* as the placing of hlde* on th* and hated the Idee o' jmakln'.out with deep; while later geologlsta have c^n- the old one. Flnerty^ane ttay a neigh­ catted. "We'll- make him take that -while being a fool to have ,the money, fre* )lst and; reducing-the tariff on Beat All together now;:"-and-as the to part with.":; . . - flrmed.hls statement, adding the more lole leather,' hi cuttm^'flewn 8)y-*ft bor woman came. In ah'- iMnur recent conclusion that the* Ice waa-of. HfnVn laid their combined weight on the Loafer the First—I thought this yei half; the tariff on timber and timber told her all about it . that* thickness at least .over tb* .larger rope, the England, j. . - »»1 U I H+»4"M4"M« H m i M hind legs dt\ngled two feet, above ithe Loafer the Second—So It is. Isn't ltl ;*te*l *chedule, in. -removing the duty 1 an' git it-anyway?' says the neighbor From calculations mad* by Prof. H. woman.' • •• - - ' 'f' * floor, dancing a madman'* -Jig. . .The Loafer tbe First-fit. aln^t vlt -mean*; -on' wood pulp and lowering the tariff - ft helpless, choking brute fought the use­ work.—The Sketch.' )C, Wilson, which are quoted In Nature, on printing, pdper, the bill promise* < "If I ww a woman an' I'had a man '"What's, the use o' pluckln' up sper­ there seems reason to suppose that the rit If you ean't pluck up no money V less fight of a fish out of water. Had "I can not tell a He," declared thi much' genuine, relief-. '. " vi-' like that I'd quit him cold" remarked not the muscles over, "bis throat been oonditiona under which' Hal|ey'as comet Jim Holliday, as the former who had says Mrs. Strode. 'Strode won't give mn^nent magnate.'^ "You don't have to," ' --It is significant that at last a R<-_ like solid rubber-, tires he would' havr Mil return to ut^ln-1910 will be innch Juet assisted hla wife In he^oholce of me none.' orged .bls eminent counsel. "Just say poblican tarUf measure, deslgbed to in-^ strangled as'he curled Me bodyllito a title same as those Under which It ap- crease the rexenues of the government ' a calico dress left tbeitofe. "I b'lfeve '"I heered that all the property wus that your mind is, a blank on that sub­ ®aared ln lO06. It waa then one of id . your name,' says the neighbor. 'O' coil, trying to escape the^ freight that ject"^Louisville Courier-JournaL carries lower rate* In tbe main than"' in treatln' a woman 4-lght" hung from his own neck. . . / Be grandest object* .which ever ap- "Moat fellers do afore they're'mar­ course if it-hain't you caln't do noth­ "What are the naities of that young appear iiifthe existing schedules. It il With -much pushing and. hauling the P*ared In th» heaven*, .and made a tre- wejl known that the'present rates an - ried," observed Sol Baker. "I'd like in', but if it IB I don't see .nothin' to couple next door?" . "We won't be ablt struggling beast finally was landed on ipidou* impression- upon tlie medieval too hljta to "produce the . maximum to get your wife's opinion o' you 'boat to find out for several weeks. They've #vrid.: ; • - - ' ' • the seat; but the moment he felt sup­ amount of revenue consistent with- a . • ten years after you've swore to love just been married, and he calls hei -M A great, deal of attention baa recent- port under bis feet be leaped for the Birdie and she calls him Petttfc" wise' protection policy. In Its readjust­ an' cherish ber. I don't mean the opin­ floor. He was met by the trainer, who iQr been glven to the cultivation of rub- ment of 'the schedules .the- way* and . ion she gives out to the neighbors, but walloped the soi-e. senslttVe nose with Suburbanite (to - visitor)—Ob, how on account of the.cffntlnually ln- means committee has.bad.the benefit of ; the prlvlt an' strlckly confierdential the hickory lisndlis of bis whip, and are you? Come right Ip. Don't mind ^reaalng demand for it Prof. Fraitda the advice and-, extensive researches of klne tbat she-keeps to herse'f." followed this up by firing the .burning the dog. Visitor—But won't be bite? B.. Lloyd polnta out that '*tbe inelvt- treasury experts. ^. There Is a teadency "I never knowed a woman keep her powder of a blank cartridge straight Suburbanite—That's just what-t wanl .fjbl* atruggle of man with nature" baa to" accept its'; inclusions as I sincere..-. opinion of her husband to herself—not Into the nostril. The tiger turned to to see. I..only bought that watch dog already manifested Itself In' this new Still, one cannot fall" to _crltlcls«!' Its"!' If she got mad ernuff with him," said run, but the trainer yelled, "Lift him, this morning. ield. Already a considerable number naher pathetic reduction of but 1 ceni'' the storekeeper. boys," and as the crew threw their "So you have named your little girl ftt parasltlc enemies have been discov- on ev^ry twenty pounds>of - refined "A woman ought to have some weight on the rope" the beast's head and 'Investigation?"' "Yes." "Isn't that a ered, "whose energies appear to be augar'aud Its failure, to- do anything spunk," resumed Jim Holliday. *"I- tell largely concentrated opon cultivated fore legs were yanked from the ground queer name?" "Well, we read every THE MAN OF LA CHAPELI^-AUX-SAINTS. fur the relief of- -consumers In' tbe ye, I'd quit him." and he pranced along for a few step! day of soiiie rich man courting Investi­ rubber trees." It la another problem schedule* embracing woolen and cottoir - "There's a many that 'ud quit if they gation and we shall 'want our daughter "£or aclence to deal with. ~'. v It is not the artist's' intention^to deplot merely a type ot prehistoric tit, with only the claws of bis hind feet but ttie actual -. man Whose skull' was'found recently In the Department of fabric*.- A materlal tiicreaae in the duty knowed where they'd go with the young to marry well." , J The growjng Industry of extracting touching the boards. When the! mo­ Corroe. Taking the bones of his skull, > and recognizing to the full the law* on machlne*knit stockings is. another^ ones after they quit," said Baker. mentum of his own body had carried The Artist's Wlfk. (in a whisper)— aluminum baa stimulated the search shock. "What do you reckon a woman's goin' fcr water power In the Brltlab - tale*, of anatomy, Mr. Kupka ha* covered the bone* with th* muadea. heceeaary mil him clear of the floor, he swung Jback, There's someone knocking. Jack." Shall to them; and, stlll bound by the rulea of anatomy, has given the face th* As a revenue measure^ Including, at to do if she hain't got no money?" •I BECKON YOU'LI. MAKE . OUT TO USE iiecause the extraction of alumlnam la IT A FEW YEAB8 LONOER." N suspended In the air, more-like a life­ I open the door? The Artist—No; It'* expression It muat-have worn. The.. remarkable promlnenc* of th* super­ It doi», a tax on Inheritances, provlsloi - "That's the p'lnt," said Washington less'tiger-skin than a blood filled beasl Jabber's knock. It's a special knock I iiio' expenalve that only low cost power for a f40,000,000 .bond issue to rellu- Hancock. "Now you're a-glttln' at it, am be economically employed, in thia ciliary arches, the width of the noee and its fiatnton, tbe absence~"of chin, are - bender ytfii from sellln' a cow or suth­ of flesh and sinew.—Everybody's. gave him, so I wouldn't let him In by ail evident in the akuil. The man muat'have been about 00 years of ate, "burse the government for money ex­ Sol. Same time a man's got to be keer- in' an' buyln' all the stoves or any- mistake.—Life. Nspect Scotland, with Its mountains, Is pended out of the treasury on the Pa­ fspa.: ful how lie trusts 'em-with too muoh. wijnlng to the front The water .power waa 1 meter 00 In'height (a]x>ut B feet 8H Inche*), and could not assume the thin' else you need.'. "All writers are not Impractical, are Wright position the superior races, .although hla knee-pan, unlike that of nama canal and a large Increase In Wimmeii are jes' nachally reckless A BRAVE SEES HONORED; plant at the falia of ' Foyer*, In Scot- ot '"Me sell the stock?' says Mrs. they?" "Oh, no. One man will write a the monkey, was'in front, and he was more oprfght than the ape. ' Hls iegs case of need: in tlie |s«ue of treasury** when they think they can be. Once Strode. 'Could I?' Fire Recall! (he Deed of m Herolat joke and sell It for fifty cents. Anoth­ ^uid, baa Idthertd been the largeat in certificates, the bill gives ample assur­ .you turn 'em loose or let 'em git loose, :»raat Britain ; but no# a still larger were short; h* obtained his food-Irregularly and with difficulty; and could "'Don't you sell It any way when Whose Memory Wa« Revered. er will write a comic opera around It nut have.been fat. The illustration; shows him emerging from the caye that ance that there will b* no lack of ' there ain't no doubt but they'll come there is any sold?' asked the womap. The exciting scene enacted at thi and draw $20,000 In royalties."—Louis­ rjplant at Klnlochleren, utilising th* funds.—ChlcagoNews. >)ralnfail over a tract of S5 square miles, gay* him shelter, in which he died and lu whlcb^his precious remains were -Ife; nigh to fulnin' a man. 'You signed the bill o' sale for the burning of an hotel :.at Aberavon, Eng­ ville Courier-Journal. found. With tbe aid of Sir. Marcellln Boule, Mr. Kupka has re«onstructkl lis about to be put into operation for " ""fSra" With "Kr Jullelea." : I ,i•*; shotes we bought 0' you.' land, tbe_other dqjr, when a domestic O'Brien—Oh, but me daughter's the the scenery in' which-'this, ferocious ancestor of ours lived. Our drawing . It will be a great' relief to the fourth "I knowed a case happened like that •the production; of aluminum. It* nine "Mrs. Strode studied awhile an' then servant risked her own. life and mei shmart girl. She set two mln flghtln' can fairly claim to be^the first that bas sbpwn with any aclentiflc certainty dues postmasters and others~under this wunst" went on Hancock. "It was a she says, 'I b'lleve you're right, an' ibydraullc turbine*, each of 8,200 brake with severe injuries In savlng.a batx for ber band. . Lapders—And she mar­ prehistoric man in-hi* habit aa he lived. We reproduce It by arrangement direct control of rules promulgated t warnlu* to me. The feller's name was here I've be'n a-knucklin' down to from a terrible death, recalls a similar "orae power, are the largest " water ried the winner? O'Brien—Begorry,' heels Jn the British lales. .with "L'HlustratlonV of Paris, to ^bon .the credit of tbe reproductton te from ihe White llouge t^at Webster, Strode.' Cambyses Strode. He wus a' Camb all these years an'' stentin' my­ but- far more tragic case which stirred no! She married the one she could due.—Illustrated. London Newo. ~ Prot Edward L. Nlcb6ia, ln hla ad- has been restored to respectability and ' - kinder hard-workln', savin' an' thrifty se'f Ihlnkln' I couldn't help it' I'll all England" to pity and admiration lick alslest—Boston Transcript t-h-r-o-urg-h spells what It did' before- man, Cambyses wus, but wunst in a ceft'nly show Camb a thing or two now. some twenty-three yeare ago, saya i ^w as retiring president of tb* Amer- _"01ve woman the credit she de­ 4can. Associatlon for tbe Advancement >nOATDTO BLVU OW OAWSOtt. ' A boat large enough to atcommodate a Hr.'Roosevelt's conversion.- . There was while' a teller will git into financial He'll see I've got sperrit all right, I London newspaper. serves," the suffragette cried, "and a time when the-proepect of an execu­ troubles even if he ain't no spen'thrlft" fit 8d«ice, uaed these suggestive sen- family of moderate alze can be obtained bet you.' The heroine of this latter episode where would man be?" "If she got all; Wh*re-the Feor o( a Great J3hlae*« tive order for the universal izatlon ot "That's so, sure ernuff," said Milt So- 'All sure enough when Cambyses was one Alice Ayres. She was em­ :tencee : "With the de\-elopment pf the fpr $20, and since the anchorag* Is frd< the credit she wanted, be'd be In the ^tM^rine of energy baa com* tbe con- ;Otty LlTeJ " E*i*{ranto nras 'imminent and a doubt- - wasb, feelingly. went out to the field, the next mornin' ployed as servant to a Mr. Chandler, Btfnd beside-the Imperial .custom It Is obvious that th* Tahkla effect poorhouse," sneered a coarse person In (rlction of an end of the world," Inevita- many savlngs lmpo*slbl* to the ahon ing country bait«d in tbe fear tbat an "You bet! An' you hain't the only she went out-to the barns an' hitched who kept an oil and color shop In the the nar of the hall.—Stray Stories. house at Canton and* let tbe ey* range "uiiiniilgated liar" would preseiitly be one. Milt," said Hancock.. |iie^' aa the death of the Individual la dweller.—Lady*a Realm. up an' went to town 'thout saying a borough. "Pa, will you please tell me what a down the river toward Hong Kong. As itlgmetlsed at a-«homo malbonfarema," "I wiisn't talkln' about myse'f," said word to him an' took the kid with her. Fire broke .out at dead of night, and 'Iqevltable.. In neither case, however, financial genius is?" "A financial ge­ 1* iongavity to be regarded aa neces- far as tbe sight can reach lie boats, • aataU »«r'i Patketei- :;'He. Is a poor little neglected boy. We are slowly hilt surely getting "Cambyses worked early an' late," know but whut she'd have stayed house was a mass of flames.. Mr. and ordinary craft, mere vessels of trans­ money that he has never had, and tar Nichols then went on to-'say that whdse mamma la so busy with moth­ back to ways of order aa well a* peace, - & Hancock resumed. "He Jes' nachally longer if Cambyses hadn't fin'ljf got Mrs. Chandler and one, of their chil­ port _plylng hither and thltber, and the relegation of simplified spell-' had to. It wasn't only the mill an' the which the people who think they are blologlfta are beginning to intimate tbe ers' meetings and club-'* convention! track of ber. But by the time he got dren were suffocated and burned te getting it "will never see."—Chicago but the countless homes of myriad Ing to lts plat^ ln obllvlon ls a new farm that kep' him busy; he had to to her she'd done a plenty." poaaibllity, remote' but thinkable, of a and auch' Important matters that sh« death in their bedroom, although Allct Becord-Herald. "(xxialderable extension' of the term' of Chinese, In whieh' millions have augury. -But no one can consider ,this put in a consld'able time around the ran down to try and rouse them. Her really. hasn't time to Attend to hei jtodlly life, and that It la equally con-- been. born, bav* lived and'-died. children, says thie Newr York Times action of President .Taffs without re- house, too. • If he hadn't bis wife would "Sold some stock, dld.sbe?" chuckled room was above theirs, on the , thlrd_ j' . A Remarkable Camm. They are the dwellings - of the flecting that lt-indIcate* rebeilIout ten-' have cut hfi'f .the taters away peelln' Jim Holliday. fpivabW that the. human race may ao This little boy waa entertaining a ca* floor. In It,'beside herself, were the. He began after the usual form, to- very poori who Hve ln them practical­ dencles^ '.' of 'em, an" she'd have used twlcet the odify and control conditions aa great- hal caller while his mother wat up "Well, she hqd flggered on sellln' three other Chandler children; the, old­ wlt: ly free .from rent taxes and the otber Read' in connection with the espon- soap an' starch that wus ness'ry for the sorne^' said Hancock. "She allowed tp proloug its career. Tbe means to stalra putting the. finishing touches U est little more than a baby. The bravt "I have a little boy at home who—" ils latter 'end, he indicated,; are the. burdens of the ordinary citizen. her; toilet. Said the little boy, whose sal of the cause of Cannon and Cannon- ": ; washln'. She wus about the moBt she'd sell ernuff to buy a $90 stove girl first threw out a .bed, then dropped ' They Interrupted him after much the lecking of wastefulness affecting ani­ . TheTankla (which means boatdweil-. own toilet waa sadly In need of atten­ Ism, can It mean that rigid, adherence wasteful, extravergant woman you ever an' a new bunnlt an' a washln' machine the little ones on It one at a time, al­ usual form, to-wit: ers), as the denizens of these floating to "iny policies"-which we were l*d-to: seen. Alius wantln' Camb to buy her an' a sewln' machine an' a silk dress 5mals,, the soil, the forests and the tion: ' though she herself was burning all the "Pardon me, old man. , I must be go­ ttreams; the solntion of the problem houaes are callM, form" i- sort of caste "What, doe* e, t c. mean?' expectV Persistent ,opposition to rac* suthln'-or ernuther—this yer white an' a sunshade an' a dozen o' while" Then she jumped herself. ing along. Sorry I can't Walt, but I'm ^iresented by the gradual exhauation of apart from the rest of the Cantonese. "K- t c.l" asked the caller. SSl'j •ulclde^, tbe publication of compendluma rubber cloth for tables or granlteware California peaches an' a rubber plant Next day she lay dying In Guy's hos­ due at tbe office." Tbe shore dwellers regard them as be­ of advice'to mothers, advocacy of aim-. dishes or new -brooms or things like nature's supplies of coal and petroleum,' "Yes," "sald the llttle boy. "IHPa^iort for the settln' room winder an' lace pital and a nation mourned. Queen "Jlist ajnlnute," he urged, buttonhol­ longing to a lower social order, and plliled spelling, denunciation of erring J " that she could have got along jest as and tb* search for ways to utilize, In of-a word.. It's In a'book I waa read- curtains for the same an' a pair o' Victoria sent one of her ladles In ing the two-nearest "It won't tak* indeed they have mapy customs pecu­ cqoria and orders: tor the Immediate - . well without. If ber dress got a little kid shoes.. But when she got to think- the form of mechanical energy, the Ing." • waiting especially to Inquire after her. me a minute." radiation of the sun. - liar to themselves which-mark them as appeal of case* against maleficent £3? faded or tore she'd want Camb to buy in' it *I*jr refused to allow her body to be placed never; said a bright thing in his life,". mode of employment Is In carrying mer­ pot In ,Latin yet," he said. " adoption?—St. Loula Republic." y \ she'd have had fresh butcher meat o' stockln's and 6 cents', worth o' stick In the ordinary mortuary, but set aside They grasped his hands with a thank- fall to see St Paul'a and Westminster chandise and passengers from place to twlcet or three times a week. Good candy for the kid." Abbey. "Et ortera." explained the caller, . Th* !!««• Tklavl .f • r-speclal room for it, which was soon fulness that could find no expression in place. In some cases'the daughters of "means—well, It means 'and so on.1 sowbelly an' taters an' corn bread an' "An' the stove?" asked Holliday. uearly filled with floral emblems from* words, and then be added: - Fair American—You bet I'll rattle the family go ashore to wbfk in fac­ . ^Mrs. Oldham—'Wby are you 10 fltWM ' merlasses wusn't good ernuff for her, "No, she:'didn't dast to go as far.as tbtw off aure; bat -what I've been The little/boy 'wat' thoughtful for a on tbat lively Mr."' Bachelor?" Mrs. - ' all parts of the kingdom, estimated to "He's too small. He can't^alk yet" tories, as do Ttte' girls of other conn- moment, and then be said: seemed like. She cert'nly did need the stove," replied Hancock. "The be worth fully $5,000. Twelve-fire­ habkerlng to see, ever since I waa knee- tries^but the year's earnings of a Chi­ on that lively Mr. Bachelor? l(l*r- Policeman (to loiterer)—Now, then, "I wfth my mamina could find- tim< watchin'. crock 0'- butter ad' the aigs she took men bore her to her grave and more higb to a grasshopper, is-the Cbureb nese factory girl would scarce suffice to Youngllng—Oh, he. anukbed—enir pr*-' what are you doing here? Loiterer— to et cetera tbe buttons on'my pants!" "Well. aa I wus sayln', Camb got wouldn't have been ernuff anyway."— than 10,000 people attended the funer­ of England. buy a single bat for her Western sis­ clous Airred! He said il* tkoughl "^1 .Well what are you a-dolng here? Po­ 4nd> taking In/bis disheveled appear Into financial troubles an* fln'ly he had Chicago Dally News. „ al In Isleworth cemetery, whej-e Is a baby might some'day bacon* YiCS liceman—Can't you see? I'm doing my A girl abould be given an allow­ ter. Of course as 1gainst this low rate anra* the visitor murmured, ."Amen," to put every thin' In her name. He magnificent obelisk erected-by public President • ^ duty. Loiterer—An' can't you see I'm ance every week. If it is not more of pay the standard,of living .is corre- didn't say nothin' to her about it He The Time and Ihe Offense. subscription in memory of "the bravest sipondlngly different wus kinder close-mouthed, anyway. He a-malcln' the duty _for you to do? than-(SO cent*. It will teach her how Ramoroa*<; Footpad* -' —"... TWO ef a Klad W?' "Oh, ma; teacher whipped Tommy deed that was ever done." to handle the great sums entrusted to The houses whlch make up-these vast " Circassian Girl—So you were held jest had the, transfers made an' then Crow to-day!" Philadelphia Inquirer. Doctor Quackem—You call yoanalfv ber care when she marries. floating slums are of all sizes. Some up. eh? Why didn't you ask the high lawyer? Why, ybu couldn't try a eaa went on about the same as he alius "What for?" ? • One of the best ways to keep a cook We often bear this statement mad*: are but 15 feet long. From7 these : did. 'ceptin' tbat when be wanted to wayman to spare you? ' ~ of lard! " "For minutes."—Cleveland Plain Is to let her know that you don't car* "There ought to be something don* J" Don't stay up all night because you- •cramped dlmensldns, however, ' they ' Living Skeleton—I did and he tal4 p*Uf a critter or suthin' he'd bar* to Dealer. u't learn It all In one day. Lawyer Briefless—And yon, rif, how soon she begins to pack ber trunk. W*li, w* should.fay sol range up. t« a length of JiO or .00. tot "Xpu are ajpare enough." . couldn't cure a Jiul - " --VT^V