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Volume VIII, Issue 7 april fools! April 1, 1999 Candidate explains new theory of Earth's inner structure Michael Bergman is interested in research, teaching more upper level physics classes by Mario Rodriguez ring would run the length of the physical affinities had him enter- kind of stuff." Michael Bergman, the third and Earth parallel to its axis. Bergman taining notions of courses in fluid Bergman is Professor of Physics final candidate for two new physics concluded this would result in crys- mechanics, geophysics and compar- at Simon's Rock College, a small positions at New College, spoke on tal columns, or dendrites, spanning ative planetology. He expressed liberal arts college located in Friday, March 19, in Selby 12. He the length of "J, all . d interest in Boston. New College students re­ presented his model explaining the the planet. m re y lffip resse seismology, minded him of Simon's Rock differences between the speed and "What I've th h meteorology College, both in terms of curiosity amplitude of waves passing through suggested," he because even oug and the fluid of students and class size. A college the Earth at different locations. said, "is that mechanics of 350, most Simon's Rock students Earthquake waves, for example, crystals in the the resources [here] of oceanog- enter before they finish high school move faster and are more powerful inner core of raphy, in search of accelerated courses. at higher latitudes than at the equa­ the Earth are aren't all that great, hnoadtindgonhee Many transfer to a larger college tor. not growing after their sophomore year--a school tradition. Experts disagree on the inner spherically out- ncouumrseeros~sor structure of the Earth, the key to un­ ward, but there's real interest on ,, "It makes for kind of an interest­ derstanding these discrepancies. because of the th f h £ u1 non-science ing place," he said, "but here's the Some believe the core is an iron pattern of beat e part 0 t e ac ty specialists. catch: 1 have no qualms with the crystal more than 1,400 miles in di­ flow, they're [ d h] " "One course students, but there are only 350. ameter. Others envision a core of growing cylin- t O 0 researC . I bad a lot Now this place is small, but that's churning molten iron. The churning dricall y of fun even smaller." convection. would attenuate and slow waves called "The Dynamic~' and it cluses if offered one two new Rather than the core convecting, traveling across them, but not those was kind of an earth science physics positions at New College. Bergman suggested molten iron moving along their length. course.. .! think that might be kind Optics and a second semester of convects neat away m a ring of Beyond the standard fare of of a popular course here because of classical mechanics listed amon~ h~ columns surrounding the core. The physics courses, Bergman's geo- people in bio and chemistry--marine @EE "PHYSICS, ON PAGEs I Marilyn Manson: complete with controversy and effects Despite protesters and mediocre opening bands, Manson gives a good performance

by David Saunders he praise such a blasphemous individual." The A diverse crowd of people, clad in the most atmosphere outside the arena seemed to be stim­ shocking clothes they owned, descended upon ulating for all. the Ice Palace in downtown Tampa on Saturday, The opening act on that evening was Monster March 27. Whether accessorizing with silver Magnet. To the average Monster Magnet fan, it chains or excessive make-up and leather-bound wa apparently an exciting show. However, to bibles and crosses, freaks from all over South anyone who was not a fan, it was quite boring, Florida came to see and be seen. There were seeming at times to be more like a self-help sem­ those who had been elaborately laced, buckled inar than a concert. The only event that could be and taped into their nicest fetish gear and those considered a highlight was when they announced Marylin Manson: Superhero or tool of the devil? dresses in their freshly pressed and starched plaid their last song, "Space Lord, Mother-F*cker," rising sound and incredible visuals of the back­ suits; both cases seemingly to discomfort the and two female dancers stepped up to each side drop, the cross and the band members all made a other contingency. The occasion? Marilyn of the stage. During the song, both ladies, pulled very compelling introduction. They then Manson's concert. their shirts down to present their breasts under­ launched into a great performance, starting with Undoubtably one of the most controversial neath ill-fitting pasties. It might have been "The Reflecting God." They played an excellent groups in rock today, Marilyn Manson's presence enjoyable, had either women been able to dance. mix of old and new, pleasing all fans, old and was not a welcome one to many local religious As it was, they bad the combined physical grace new. groups. Many God-fearing people felt that it was and charisma of Don Knotts. Finally, Monster All throughout the show, excellent effects their responsibility to approach the concert-goers Magnet and their entourage left. added to the great musical performance. Many and inform them of how they have been led After a short break for the crew to set up the pyrotechnic stunts accented the show, as well as astray. In fact, this journalist was accosted by an equipment, the arena went dark. Strange noises fake snow, and explosions of glitter. At one elderly couple, who felt the need to shout at him and samples started to play. The curtains point, a woman dressed as a Nazi-esque police that, "if be bad been raised by a decent family, he opened, revealing Marilyn Manson crucified on a officer came on-stage and shot Marilyn, who was would not dress in such a vile manner, nor would rising cross made of television monitors. The . - ~:MANSON. ON PAGB4 ,; I 2 The Catalyst April 1 , 1999 George Bush Jr. resigns, discounts possibility of Now I fear that generations of American youth are being led astray by Presidential run my unfortunate mistake. I no longer deserve the respect or the trust of the American people for that reason alone." George Bush Jr., the popular governor of Texas and the seemingly Although the exact nature of Bush's involvement with the Teletubbies anointed front runner for the Republican presidential nomination, re­ TV show remains unclear, the admission was enough to bring his for­ signed three days ago, vowing never again to hold national office. Bush merly impressive approval rating to nine percent. Senate majority made a statement, "I have done some things I am not proud of. I cannot leader Trent Lott said, "At least Bush made to right decision, bowing help but feel a deep moral inadequacy, and therefore I do not hold my­ out honorably. Perhaps now we can fmally get on with the peoples' self fit for national office. My past may soon become a matter of public business, which now consists mostly of planning Gore's inauguration." record, and I can only hope the American people will judge me with Is the Tinky-Winky candal the kiss of death for the GOP? Only time that moral leniency for which they are so renowned." will tell. Pundit all over the country were stunned, and Bush's announcement is giving rise to intense speculation about the former governor's past in­ Milosevic accedes to NATO demands under the discretions. Two days ago, Bush announced that be would make a full threat of torture confession to a select group of political and spiritual leaders, saying that he wanted to, "spare a candal weary nation any further description The NATO air campaign against Serbia came to a halt today as the of politician's shameless disregard for basic standards of decency." United States special envoy Richard Holbrooke threatened Milosevic One of Bush's top advisers went public yesterday, revealing that the with capture, trial, and eventual punishment. Holbrooke maintains that, former governor resigned because of past sexual indiscretions on the in a fit of temper, he shouted, "Listen Slobidan, if you don't sign this part of Bush and his wife. Bush held a press conference in which he accord, I am going to have you captured, tried, and then taped to a confirmed that he and his wife had sex before marriage, but maintained chair and forced to listen to Celine Dion singing the theme song from that there was another reason for his resignation. Bush said, "Although Titanic for the rest of your natural days." it may surprise some of you the I was once a sex-crazed hooligan and Although Milosevic signed the treaty, the Serbian dictator has filed my wife was once a tramp, this past indiscretion on our parts is not my charges with the world court, maintaining that the threat violated guilty secret. The truth is far worse than any of you could imagine. United Nations conventions prohibiting torture. The court bas not yet In my younger days, when I was young and irresponsible, I commit­ reached a verdict. ted a horrible crime that will effect generations to come. I conceived of Information compiled from the New Guinea Post, the Daily Planet, and characters called the Teletubbies, including that infernal Tinky-Winky. the New York Times. Foundation surplus realizes Pei's vision Proposal includes new dorm rooms, better food service by Marlo Rodriguez Everyone immediately submitted a prospectus own. But before this project, one could not see · · ~ dope with the f\lnds; in the enough glam or glitz to consider New CoJJege as oun a wn ma e a st mg Iscovery: t e bu - end, t oug , we ad to go with t e proposal sub- anything other than an anomaly. get exceeded specified amounts so greatly that mitted by the Foundation." One dissenting opinion about the project is New College would be able to complete building The proposal would realize I.M. Pei's original that of Marriott, Inc. Student Food Service repre­ specifications designated in the early 1960s. In vision for the Pei dormitories. The walkway be- sentatives Rob Meyers and Elizabeth Elia were short, New College and USF have agreed to ful- tween Hamilton Center and Palm Court was unable to negotiate an agreement with company fill the original architectural vision outlined by originally designed to extend into the Bay behind officials calling for island-delivery of meals. I.M. Pei - in the Pei Skyhook Project. College Hall. The exterior walls of the dorms, Marriott has threatened to withdraw its service "Our normal projections for funds is $6.8 mil- which were to constitute an artificial 'island,' in the event that the PSP goes through. In re­ lion. That goes toward scholarships and grants were to be finished with marble, like College sponse, several offers have been made by for the students we feel are most promising," Hall. restaurant chains to replace Marriott, most no­ said General Roland Heiser, director of the In the 1960s, time and financial constraints tably Long John Silver's and Arthur Treachers. Foundation. "But this year the combined influ- forced the project to be completed east of U.S. "They're interested in catering the school as ences of the Foundation and the profits reaped 41, with bricks and cement, but that inconvenient part of a long-term promotional effort," said from the Action Auction resulted in a $42.6 mil- legacy shall soon be swept away: the completion Meyers. "Something like 'School on the High lion surplus." effort has been dubbed the "Pei Skyhook Seas' or 'Fish Helps You Think.' Dairy Queen "I'm astounded,.. said USF president Betty Project," or PSP. suggested: 'Dairy Queen's Seas Won't Treat You Castor. "We are always appreciative of the Provost Tighe expressed his support of the Wrong,' but that seemed very uncoordinated and Foundation's efforts, as we are eager to see New project. "This is excellent," he said. "I have al- last-minute to me. I don't know." College succeed. However, this year they have ways preferred New College to USF and Marriott Manager Jerry Dixon declined com- outdone themselves, quite unexpectedly. esteemed its educational standards above our ~EE "SKYHOOK" ON PAGE 5 ]

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Volume VIII, Issue 7 marezeedotes and doezeedotes ... April 1, 1999 Hanson, Selby Warden proposes new plan for synergy scheduled for Proposal uses science to bring the UP and New College together by Charles Cboi mic programs were unlikely to in­ with the new facilities available in demolition Warden Bassis unveiled his plan teract socially. "The only way I can the upcoming Roland V. Heiser for New College-USF student hy­ see them getting along," scoffed Natural Sciences Complex, the vol­ by Charles Choi brids at the faculty meeting held Callahan, "is if you get them unteers could then be combined. The Hanson and Selby Wednesday, March 24. The pro­ drunk.'' When asked about the mysteri­ Buildings that have served the posal, which he described as "the "Exactly," noted Bassis. "While ous process by which this "student Natural Sciences division at New ultimate expression of synergy be­ intoxicants nonnally pose distinct fusion" was to be accomplished, College since 1972 were originally tween the two campuses," would legal and social problems on college Bassis mentic>ned David intended as temporary facilities. involve fusion of volunteers into campuses ... there's no reason to not Cronenberg's 1986 remake of the When construction finally began on composite organisms that could at­ make the most out of a problem al­ The Fly. Bassis said, "This technol­ the $6.8-million R. V. Heiser tend both academic programs. ready there. 11 ogy could carry out on a literal level Natural Sciences Complex on May The proposed endeavor was di­ Bassis suggested that this partic­ what formerly could only be carried 19, 1998, the need for the Hanson vided up into two major parts. First, ular feature of the first part of his out on a symbolic leveL" and Selby Buildings was ca11ed social functions would be held that proposal could not only help to es­ Several members of the faculty into question, especially since a students from both campu es would tablish synergy but might also noted that Bassis's above remark new Marine Sciences Building will be invited to. Compatibility between increase recruitment to New completely belied Bassis's previous a1so be built on the bayfront near participants for the joint program College in the long run. This partic­ statements against the combination the Bonseigneur house. would then be detennined from the ular item was unanimously rejected of the two academic programs. Demolition of Hanson and- results of surveys handed out at on grounds of "tastelessness," ac- Professor of Physics George

• 0 ~~~~--~~~~--~~~--~~ in a move designed both to save functions included barbeques and meeting. money and ''to encourage synergy ice cream socials. From these sur­ Once the information from the on campus," Warden Michael veys volunteers could be selected. first part of the proposal was tabu­ Bassis has assigned the demolition Acting Social Sciences Division lated, the radical work involved in 3 contract to the New College Chair Charlene Callahan thought the second part of Bassis' proposal ISEE uSYNERGY ' ON PAGE 10 Weapon Sparring Club, a student that members from these two acade- could begin. Bassis suggested that association originally founded in 1995.Second-yearWeapon Building spree lands professor in hot water Sparring Club participant Austin Eliazar was quite happy with the Construction frustrations force Demski to take matters into his own hands announcement. "We get to use real weapons this time!" he said. by Aaron Gustafson and more obsessed with the new in the middle of stocking the build­ Thesis student Daniel Gentry While on patrol along the Marine Sciences building and grew ing with tanks. looked forward to using his spiked bayfront Ia t Wednesday morning, quite upset the more he thought "Picking up all of those tanks mace in particular. Officers Hugh Roarty and Wes about the number of delays its plan­ was ... exhausting ... especially Several proposals were initially Walker found Natural Sciences ning has undergone. without Joel [Beaver, bis assistant] brought to Warden Bassis's atten­ Chair Leo Demski curled up on the "He got so frustrated that he around to help me," said an ex­ tion last semester. Students groups ground, asleep, next to a pile of somehow got the idea that he had to hausted Demski in an interview other than the Weapon Sparring lumber, tools, an assortment of fish build the building himself," said conducted late Wednesday morning. Club also offered proposals for the tanks and what appeared to be a Roarty. "I wished I had bad more coffee to demolition contract. The SAC pro­ shoddily-constructed hut. The offi­ According to tbe police report, drink so I could have finished it up. posed that sledgehammers be cers were confused as to what Demski left his own lab in Hanson I think the students would have en­ purchased so that students could Demski may have been doing down at around 11:30 p.m. and began joyed it.'' check them out from the by the bay that _night, but after tak­ searching the surrounding labs for The total damages have been Equipment Room and work out ing him in for questioning, it all scraps of wood and tools which he estimated as being somewhere in their aggression on Hanson and began to make sense. then began to drag down to the bay. the neighborhood of $9000. No Selby in their spare time, but tWs "He seemed pretty groggy and Bookcases and a good many lab charges have been filed against proposal was shelved due to lack of disoriented when we woke him," desks were disassembled in Demski, but with several book­ SAC funds this year. said Walker. "He was covered in Demski's pursuit of building sup­ shelves and lab desks from the labs fjrst-year Catalyst reporter dirt and sawdust and just kept mut­ plies. After hammering together a of Professors Alfred Beulig and David Saunders also offered a de­ tering: 'I have to do it. No one else small shed about 500 feet north of Sandra Gilchrist in need of replav molition plan where Hanson and will do it.' We took him over to College Hall right along the sea ing, it is almost certain that Demski Selby would be "swallowed up in Hamilton Center to find out what wall, Demski returned to Hanson to wiU be getting a severe reprimand fire and darkness," but his petition happened down there on Tuesday collect all manner of aquariums to from his colleagues . for materials drew up objections night." fill the shack. Demski estimates that Most of the tanks appear unbro­ from animal rights groups on It seems that while working late he became over-exhausted and ken and have been returned to on Tuesday, Demski became more passed out around 3:00 a.m. while 1 ~EE "SBLBY" ON PAGE 7 ~EE "BUIWJNG ' ON PAGE 9 4 The Catalyst News April 1, 1999 The Crisis in Kosovo Christianity." Clinton predicted that inaction now could lead to, "a war we would be forced to con­ Manson: a real NATO began the launching. of strategic air attacks front later, only at far greater risk and greater cost." on Yugoslavian military sites on Kosovo last Clinton declined to answer questions from the press winner of a guy Thursday, March 25. President Clinton announced and did not comment on how long the air strikes during a televised speech that the goal of the attack might continue. !".MANSON" FROM PAGE 3 I is to halt or deeply damage Milosevic's ability to at­ Nick Dowling, former director for European af­ then carried offstage by crew-mem­ tack Kosovar Albanian guerillas and civilians. fairs for Clinton's Security Council told the bers Manson cycled through an The attacks started after Yugoslav President Washington Post that, "The administration is wise impressive seven outfits during the Slobodan Milosevic announced his final decision to to keep its military and political options open be­ show, seeming to take no time at all reject a Western peace plan for Kosovo on national cause events in Yugoslavia could leave its military to get into and out of his clothing. television Wednesday. Throughout the evening, and political options open because events in Towards the end of the show, missiles fell on military targets in Serbia and Yugoslavia could take unexpected turns." Manson toJd the audience of a Montenegro, the two republics that make up Serb­ dream he had the previous night. In controUed Yugoslavia. Kosovo government security Sheinbein Murder Trial it there was a landscape made of forces continue to press their offensive against an various types of drugs. As the band ethnic Albanian rebel group, the Kosovo Liberation Israeli's highest court has refused to extradite started playing "I Don't Like The Army. Shortly after 8:00pm (2:00EST), the first an American citizen suspected of a murder which Drugs (But The Drugs Like Me)," a wave of missiles bit a radar station in Rakova, a occurred in Maryland last week. Eighteen year old huge lighted sign saying "DRUGS" military airfield in the village of Bataujnica where Samuel Sbeinbein fled to Israel three days after the raised above the stage. This was tanks, artillery, and anti-aircraft equipment are murder of Alfredo Enrique Tello Jr. · greeted by hysterical laughter and stored. At that time an official Tanjug news agency The body was found dismembered and burned applause from the audience. declared a state of war. Radovsav Djakovic, a city in the garage of a vacant house near Sheinbein's The band finished with a perfor­ resident, told The Washington Post that the West home in Montgomery County, Maryland on mance of ''The Beautiful People," seems to have no idea how deeply attached people September 19. Police investigating the murder and with all the bad attitude and in Kosovo are to their borne. It is a province that have not, as of yet,determined a motive for the set-destroying style that you would most Serbs regard as the cradle of civilization. murder. Aaron Needle, who is also suspected for expect from the group. They de­ Milosevic said that his government would "defend the murder, committed suicide at a Maryland prison parted, leaving the audience our country with al1 means, and to the same degree one day before histrial was set to begin. wanting more, but knowing they it is attacked." Although Sbeinbein is not an Israeli citizen, wouldn't get it unless a new set of U.S President Bill Clinton gave a fifteen minute his father holds an Israeli passport and Sbeinbein is drums, a new guitar, and a new bass televised speech Wednesday night in order to dis­ thus protected under an Israeli extradition law guitar were quickly provided. cuss the purpose and goals of the attack. He told which was established in 1987. White House reporters and camera crews that, "Our Sheinbein is accused of first-degree murder. mission is clear: To demonstrate the seriousness of His trial will be held in Israel and is expected to last , stand the imperative of reversing course, to deter an ney for the ca e said that the defense will focus on In Issue 6, Richard Lyttle w~s even bloodier offensive against innocent civilians in Sheinbein's mental condition, and that the defense attributed as the source of quotes Kasovo and, if necessary, to seriously damage the wilt admit to all the facts of the case. This means ~the final two P.arag_t"apbs in the Serbian military's capacity to harm the people of that the case may not take as long as was originally article "PhySical Plant picks up the Kosovo." He went on to say, "if president expected, and it may not be necessary to caB all of pieces, puts :them back together." It Milosevic will not make peace, we will limit his the twenty-five witnesses listed by the prosecution, was actually Oick Olney ability to make war." most of whom would have bad to be flown in from w\o was quot~d. Clinton also reminded the American people that the United States.

Slobodan Milosevic is the same leader who started Libai claims that be is opposed to the Israeli The article1 "H pe grows for the wars in Bosnia and Croatia and "moved against extradition law and is representing Sbeinbein in Marine Science building'~ {;tated Slovenia [and] stripped Kosovo of the constitu­ order to draw attention to its faults. He states, that t}le new building would be tional autonomy it's people enjoyed." "Although I am the counsel for the defense, I don't built directly west of aonseigneur "Kosovo is a small place," he said, "but it sits on want anyone to think that here in Israel there is a 'HQuSe. Itwill actyally, be bujlt to a major fault line between Europe, Asia, and the shelter, and that he will escape trial." tb.e soutn~ast Qf Bonseigneur. Middle East, at the meeting place of Islam and both Information taken from the Washington Post and the Western and Orthodox branches of the Frederick Post. (if we make a boo-boo, tell us)

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Irene Hillman, Andrea Saunders s The ca!atyst • Opinion Contnbubon: Math Clinic needs volunteers April 1 , 1999 Contributed by Andrea Saunders Physics What better way spend your Sunday aftemoon th with this task. You do not need to be a math major to d omg· rna th?. B e1· t eve 1t· or not, this is a question somean help; many of the questions I worked on Jast week professor New College students, including myself have answ d ~ere ~ncerning decimals and percents. All that's need . b d' , ere wlt an astoun mg affirmative. How is this poss'bl ? ~s a basic understanding of grade school math and, most "'' . 1 e. candidate vv~ ~re vo1 unteermg at the free Community Math tm~ortantly, the desire to help others. We hope tore­ Chruc. crutt help from local high schoolers and perhaps older comes to NC What is this Math Clinic? Well, every Sunday after­ members of the community with some math back­ ground in the future. !sEE npHYSlCS" ON PAGE 5 noo~, a ~oup of New College students will go to Selby The free Community Math Clinic is held every Pubhc Ltbrary and help people with their questions recommendations for an undergrad· about.~at b . Sunday, March 21 was the first session of Sunday fr~m 2 p.m. to 4 p.m. at Selby Public Library. uate physics education. He also If you are mterested in helping, please contact either the chruc. anticipated the opportunity to work me at asaundel @vinu or leave a note in box #46 or This service is free and open to anyone. Six New with. a faculty be perceived as dy­ contact Poimenidou at poimenid@virtu or 359-4379. Colle~e students a~~ Dr. Eirini Poimenidou, primary nannc. Check out the Math Clinic website at orgaruzer oflhe chruc, attended this pilot session. As «Even though there's a senior http://sar.usfedu/-poimenid/MathC/inic.html. Any time we drove to this pilot session, many of us joked about thesis requirement [at Simon's how we were going to keep ourselves busy for two you can spare ~?uld be greatly appreciated, and believe Rock], there's not really the tradi­ ho~r~. Yet up~n arriving there were attendees already me when I ~ay 11 s _a _worthy cause. Please keep in mind tion that the faculty do a lot of that no one IS rece1vmg compensation in the way of wath_ng for asst~ta~c~. We estimate working with ap­ research," said Bergman, "and I or credit for their time at the clinic. We think proXImately 20 mdtv.tduals that day, ranging from pa_r~ent can't understand why [there isn't]. tt I.s m !he best interest of all involved that all efforts be el~mentary school age to senior citizen. We all agreed Here I'm really impressed because stnctly on a volunteer basis. Also, feel free to come on tbmgs went very well for the first meeting, and we have even though the resources aren't all down and use the Math Clinic's services yourself, enormous hope for the future. The on1y major concern that great, there's real interest on should you have any pressing mathematical concerns of was the need for more tutors.more tutors. the part of the faculty (to do re­ your own. We hope to see you there. We are seeking interested individuals to help us search]." According to Physics Professor George Ruppeiner, "the wheels are Letter to the Editor: Diversity matters in motion" to make the first candi­ (Re: Too much emphasis on diver­ Native Americans were robbed ?ate, John Spector, an offer, sity, Issue 6) tory doesn't matter because it does raped, and pillaged. Then they 'were mcluding the maximum amount of not affect her now. History is the funding for research. accused of doing the same thing to backdrop from which we all Nikki Kostyun brought forth the whites. Lies. Blacks were stolen emerge. A friend of mine was in questions, "who cares about diver­ Contribution from their native shores, brought to Germany last semester and, in a sity?" and "wh do s it matte ?" l slave 't a · ·e w ite d nken conversation mentioned hope she is in the minority at New industries. Then released from their World Warn. He thought tory;=~~~~~~~~ College for holding such opinions. positions and forced to slave some wasn't such a big deal either, in his Personally, I feel that diversity mat­ more through lower class jobs. momentary stupor. The two OUS ,,..,,.,..,~ '!lllnn.rnr ters tremendously. If one were to THESE EXPERIENCES HAVE German mates he was with began editorials, or an opimon think beyond just his or her experi­ NOT CHANGED. crying with guilt over the blood of that is intended to be ence, one would realize that New College should not have a millions of Jews, gypsies and homo· shared with the student academic opportunities are available total disregard to a person's ethnic sexuals which was shed in the name body. Letters to the Editor more often to whites than any other background. Ethnic backgrounds are of the "now" according to Hitler. should be no more than people in America. Diversity is a to be celebrated and exalted, not Keep in mind that these were 250 words, and are not a step towards equality and the sin­ dismissed because it has the smoke­ teenagers, years separated from the forum for free advertising. cere sharing of unique experience. screen of being politically correct. actual events. Maybe history would Contribution: A factual Perhaps it is fine for Kostyun to re­ And certainly we should support the affect us all more if we compre- article written by someone main uninspired by other call for diversity on our nation's hended how we fit into the picture not on staff. Contributions nationalities and cultures than her campuses because, if we did not, it and how we can learn from it to should be informative and own and the few she may have en­ would remain that the white race never commit the atrocities America p~rtinent to the interests of countered, but I purposefully seek would have the upper band. We already has. New College students as a out new ideas and perspectives. have an opportunity to offer cultures I urge my community to more whole. Contributions may This is how I learn to grow and the chance to shine, cultures that forward and really meditate on the ran_ge in length from 250- wonder at all this life has to offer. America has attempted to bury for advantages that diversity would SOU words. The white American experience has hundreds of years, or cultures which bring to the campus. I truly hope Guest Column: A solicited its limits and if we do not actively are new to us where we don't want that Kostyun reads this and under- opinion piece. Guest seek to expand our lifestyles to make the same horrid mistake stands why diversity does matter. I columnists do not neces- through diverse cultures, we cease twice. Do you honestly think that bope she at least considers the fact sarily r~present the views to progress. the average minority student has an that her opinion was offensive to the of tlie catalyst, but rather If not for your own develop­ equal opportunity to go to a good upporters of diversity and down~ opinions of which we feel ment, think of bow it affects our school as a white student? These right hurtful to the few of us tlie New College commu- school. Being a Novo Collegian are the facts: White people tend to minority members on campus. To nity should be made aware. means something. It means having have more money and more connec­ imply that diversity is a matter of Guest columns may range the coraje (that's Spanish) to see tions than minorities. Reinforcing triviality signals, at least to me, that in length from 250-500 through the lies we have been this social structure is an evil idea. the writer is only self-interested. words. handed and·think for ourselves. We have the power to change that. Think BIG. All submissions should be Let's think of American history as FinaiJy, I want to reply to received by Friday1 April 2 experienced by our minorities. Kostyun's quickie about qow his- Irene J. Hillman m or9er to appear rn the next tssue. planning an event? want to let people know when your bac is? selling something? No anonymous submis­ put your announcement i,n the catalyst. box 75 or caralyst@virtu sions will be accepted. . . 6 The Catalyst News April 1, 1999

Open hearing on the draft report of the Blueprint Register for FUSION (Florida College Feminists for the Future to be held on Friday, April 2 at 1 Collide) in Ham Center during lunch and dinner, sac minutes p.m. in Sudakoff Center. Come give the anytime between now and April9. Registration Blueprint Committe a earful. is free for New College students. For information 3.10.99 about this amazing conference to be held April A Radical Education Forum will be held 17-18 in the College Hall Music room, see any In attendance: Danielle Babski, Robert Scopel, Wednesday, April14 from 3:30 -5 p.m. at the FMLA member or go to the table in Ham. Its Alisdair Lee, Jen Shaw, Julia Skapik Four Winds Cafe. Humanities Professors will be about our POWER .... Absent: Molly Robinson, Jen Yang, first-year to there to hear your ideas about course offerings, be appointed class structure and departmental goals. Here's Rolland V. Heiser, President of the New College All votes are unanimous unless otherwise noted your chance to affect decisions! If you can't Foundation, would like to thank students for their and none include the vote of the SAC chair, make the forum but still want to be heard, attend support of Action Auction '99. The Auction, Danielle Babski. the preliminary discussion session in the fish­ whose theme this year was "The Enchanted bowl on Tuesday, April 6 at 5:45 p.m. Your Forest," raised over $201,000 for New College. Amanda Loos (Apocalypse Film Festival) re­ input will be included at the forum. quested $60 for food and videos. Allocated: $25 There will be OraSure HIV testing held at Apocalypse fficks: A millennia) film festival Parkview on Friday, April 2 and Saturday, April Kelly Nichols (Darkroom) requested $200 for will be held April 1-3 in Sudakoff center. The 3. hardware and roast pig for installation piece. schedule is as follows: Response: Tabled. Thursday, April 1: "The Last Wave" - 8 p.m. Easter Egg-stravanza ll: The Revenge is this Friday, April 2: "Twelve Monkeys "- 8 p.m. Saturday by the volleyball court around 2 p.m. Sara Irwin (Gender Studies Collective) requested Saturday, April 3: ''Deep Impact" and There will be a easter egg hunt, free food, and an $220 for software for computer. Response: "Armageddon"- 8 p.m. appearance by the Easter Bunny. Tabled.

Look out, Shakespeare! Move over, Langston! Interested in NC Rowing? Then come to the or­ Beth Faichney (Academic Forum) requested $200 There will be a poetry reading by New ganization meeting being held on Thursday, April for food and copies for humanities professors' College's finest on Friday, April 2 at 8 p.m. in 1 at 9 p.m. in Ham Center or contact box 508. forum. Response: Tabled. the Four Wmds Cafe as part of Women's It's lots of fun. Awareness Month. You can also pay a dollar and Chris Holleran (Queer Ball) requested $900 for take part in the Kiss Off. For the next week (until April 5, at latest), there decorations and supplies. Allocated: $530. may be problems with voicemail at Parkview The Queer Symposium will be held the week of due to contstuction messing up the phone lines. If Marc Poirier (New College CD) requested $1399 Apri14 through 10. you need to leave a message, either go in person for copies of New College students' music on to Parkview, or leave a message with Student CD. Response: Tabled. Logan Granger will host an opening for his the- Affairs, 359.4250. . . "' . . , . Total requests: $2979 lobby of Sainer on Friday, April 2 from 6 - 9 The Fetish BaJI is Saturday, April 3. Be sure to Total Allocations: $555 p.m. The exhibition will run tbrougb April 8. bide your pets and small fruits. CAREER CENTER - Summer Job - Ramapo Anchorage Camp: a residential summer camp- Freeman Peace Internships: Internships are available for serving children with emotional, behavioral, and learning problems. Communications, Local Group Organizing, International/Interfaith SUNY at New Paltz offers a 3-credit fieldwork course to students working Program, and Youth Program. The Fellowship seeks to replace violence, at the summer camp. If interested check out the web site: war, racism, and economic injustice with nonviolence, peace, and justice. http://www.ramapoanchorage.org Interns receive room, medical insurance, and a $600/month stipend. Four weeks of vacation and paid holidays. For additional information: US Geological Survey - Water Resources Research Institute Internship http://www.nonviolence.org Program: This program provides undergraduate and graduate students with career-enhancing field, laboratory, and research experience through partic­ MPLE Pre-Law Scholarship Program: This Scholarship Program is ipation in USGS activities as interns. Fort Myers has a summer (or aimed at disadvantaged minorities to prepare for law school. Scholarships longer) position available for a student who is able to work at least 16 are available for sophomores, juniors and seniors and must agree to enter hours a week. Miami U.S. Geological Survey Office has a position avail­ or be accepted to enter a Florida law school within two years after receiv­ able for a student seeking full-time summer employment. The intern ing a bachelor's degree or repay the full Scholarship amount plus interest. should have extensive experience with the use of PC and specifically the Deadline is April 30th, applications in Career Center. use of spreadsheet software (Excel, Quattro). The intern would learn the quality assurance/quality control techniques used to evaluate surface-water The University of Oklahoma - Research Experience for records. Must be able to travel to Palm Beach and Miami and willing to Undergraduates (REV): The Human Technology Interaction Center has participate in fieldwork on an as needed basis. Students must have com­ been funded by the National Science Foundation to provide an interdisci­ pleted one year of college and be making satisfactory progress toward a plinary REU on human-technology interactions. Research fields in this degree. aosing date for applications is Apri115. For more information program include: cognitive psychology, social psychology, computer sci­ contact for Fort Myers: Eduardo Patino, Hyrologist, U.S. Geological ence, industrial engineering, communications, library information studies Survey Water Resources Division, 3745 Broadway St., Live Oak Bldg., and history of science. Dates of Internship: June 6- July 31, 1999. Hours Ste 301, Fort Myers, FL 33901; Telephone: (941) 275-8448 or Fax: (941) will be spent on individual research, team research and collective activi­ 275-6820. For more information for Miami: Mitchell H. Murray, Chief, ties. Compensation: $2000, lodging/food and travel allowance. Additional Hydrologic Records, 9100 NW, 36th St., Suite 107, Miami, FL 33178; informati?n:. ~ttp://www.ou.edu/HTIC/reu Application deadline: April 1, Telephone: (305) 717-5800 or Fax: (305) 717-5801. 1999. on mdJVIdual research, team research and collective activities. Compensation: $2000, lodging/food and travel allowance.

For more information, stop by the Career Resource Center, PME 119. 7 The Catalyst News -.. Stu~ent's fiery death cheers campus April 1, 1999 An evenzng of spirits and debauchery leads to tragedy on the Interstate By David Saunders At 2 a.m. on Wednesday April 1 a Honda Civl·c spu 'I , I back pocket and appeared · f J 75 . ' n pen ous y over the med tan o - - near the Mtcanopy exit south f G . ·n to make an alteration to a · f) Th · • o amesvt e - and b urst mto ames. e dnver New College third J b -r list printed upon it. · ' -year e .~.ennyson Lund was d ea d on 1mpact. An autopsy indicated the presence f I Clearly, public re­ · h · o arge amounts of al coh oI m ts system. Later testimony provided by D M . sponses were varied but -~ Ri ( . ary1 asters, propn- e tor o f Ccue sque a strip club near the site of th 'd ) · not all response was' nega­ h L d h d . . e aCCI ent confirmed tive. Indeed, the Goth t at un a Jmbtbed fourteen gin and tonics wh'l1 "t' · " tablishment. · e tppmg at that es- community contented itself Lund, 21, ~as a history major in his fifth semester,at New College. with a single statement: Professor ~f History Justus Doenecke described him as "inteUigent and "This is about death, which ~~=:::~~~~~~~~!!!!!I!!Jf~· is good. The death was bard-~orking, ,;'hen he got around to it [but] prone to showing up hun­ Jeb's, and that is also W!7esses say Lu'}d's car ~as carried aloft gover m class. Lund was also the editor of three publt'cat'o · h' · • ..,.'he p 1 ns ID 1s time at ood, a most 30 feet mto the azr by "a sudden Ne~ C o 11 ege, 1. • oop, The Bastard and Smaulk! g · . rele~e of hot air" escaping from the car. They were really the same magazine with a d;"e t Alum Rocky Swift com- Pol~ce forensic analysis reports state that r " ·d L d' · lfri . lll' ren name every mented, "Friendship with "mmute traces of sulphur" were found at the ~e, sa~ un s gu end, third-year Elaine Rogers. When asked if she nussed htm, Rogers simply said, "He used to buy me things." Jeb was like American in- scene. It .was not so much Lund's academic or literary activities that made im­ volveme?t in the Vietnam war. You got into it kind of accidentally, and pressiOns on fellow ~tudents, rather it was his personality that left the th_en realized what. a m~ss you had on your hands. Then, every time you greatest mark. Descnbed by former Catalvst editor Matthew G · · tned to d~ sometbmg ngbt, to make things work. another problem would Jeb' wn bl' . " :r neco, ID ~ 0 pu Jcatton, as a universally scorned patriarch,'' student reaction pop U_P. Fmally you walked away years later with people dead and a foul to h1s ~eath has ranged from typical collegiate indifference to unabashed taste m your mouth," be said. adulation. _All aroun~ New College, many are happily giving their assistance in _"It's like ~hristmas, Ramadan and my birthday, all rolled into one " ex­ !Tymg to repau the damage done by Lund. In progressive workshops there ts an eagerness to learn better and more efficient ways to forget h' 'o clrumed L~d s roommate, third-year Sidney Cox. "] SATted m conttact sees a d. tin' l . . tb tm. ne But I feel kind of bad for his family, I guess." y · IS c spnng 10 e step of a great number of students. Younger students had a different perspective on Lund. ''That bast d Y~t Lu~d's shadow still remains over this campus. Although Catholic dr~ my vodka and Midori," said first-year Courtney Nogar. "Now~ exorCism ?tes were administ~~ed to Bob Johnson 104, it is already rumored cant pay me back. ... But I did hang out with him." that Lund s beer-drowned spmt has been smelt creeping into the danker ~en as~ed_ for comment, second-year Carly Earnshaw, head of the comers of the Pei J?orms. ~d some say that when the moon is right, the Femtnist Majonty, failed to suppress laughter, pulled a note pad from her heady vapors of Milwaukee s Best are said to overcome the faithful and make them lose their tact, concern and--it is whispered--their souls. Weapon Sparring club to destroy Hanson, Selby I Manager for Facilities Planning and Construction, was Letter to The Editor: A reader's campus. also considered, but Bassis was concerned over the response to previous articles or Jef­ The Aikido Oub was also briefly entertained as a Physical Plant's recent performance. "According to the fers; or an opinion that is intended candidate, but was ultimately rejected because, as Catalyst, there have been several accidental demoli­ to be shared with the student body. fourth-year Quentin Holte put it, "They're just too tions ... the swing set, the barbecue pit... Tim Gratuitous cussing is acceptable. If peaceful. What are they going to do, 'blend' with the Richardson's car... there were fears that Physical Plant you plan write libelous statements walls?" might accidentally destroy the Social Sciences Building about people, please spell their The Natural Sciences faculty suggested that an auc­ or College Hall if they are commissioned to do the de­ names correctly. Editors are lazy · tion be held both to commemorate the demolition of molition. While Physical Plan~ undoubtedly understands and don't feel like fixing your Hanson and Selby and as a fund-raising measure. This construction, there were concerns over their understand­ mistakes. As for editorials, we just auction, open to students, faculty, and alumni/ae, would ing of destruction," he said. don't care if you disagree with us. offer the highest bidder the honor of pushing a button Some students were unhappy with Bassis's selection Contribution: A factual article which would activate explosives that would in turn of the Weapon Sparring Club. Fourth-year Jen Ballin written by someone not on staff "level both the Hanson and Selby Buildings in one fell stated, "Look: they're a couple of nuts who run around about something that no one on swoop," said Natural Sciences Chair Leo Demski, Sr. with padded sticks. And we're going to give them staff wants or cares to write about. However, concerns were raised over the above pro­ chainsaws in order to dismantle those buildings? Contributions should be informa­ posal from a number of different parties. The New Sounds like a recipe for disaster to me." Ballin denied tive and not contain spelling errors College Environmental Group argued that emissions allegations that her bitterness was due instead to because a certain editor can not and effluent from the demolished chemistry Jabs at Bassis's rejection of the Aikido Oub's proposal. spell well, so why not do her ~ Selby could easily seep into the surrounding area and "Aikido is the Way of Harmonious Energy. Anyone favor? pollute the surficial aquifer, conjecture that was con­ who disagrees with me should go grab my wrist." Guest Column: A solicited opin­ firmed once the Florida Department of Environmental NCSA President Rachael Morris also objected to the ion piece. Guest columns do not Protection was consulted. Weapon Sparring Club's nomination. "I thought we had necessarily represent the views of In response to this apprehension, thesis student seen the last of men running around with big sticks the Catalyst although they proba­ Hugo Brown said, "Selby's been leaking mercury all when Dave Heifetz graduated. Will it never end?11 she bly wiU if the columns make fun over the place for years now, and no one's given a fuss sighed. Heifetz, co-founder of the Weapon Sparring of people we don't like or think about it before. Why should we start now?" Oub, passed his baccalaureate this January and, having are silly. Upon more detailed inspection, Henry Lavandera, left for the Pacific Northwest, was not available for an attorney for the General Counsel at USF, invalidated comment. All contributions should be ac­ the proposal on Jegal grounds, since the above offer Bassis nevertheless expressed confidence in the companied with a bribe of some suggested that students should synthesize the explosives Weapon Sparring Club's ability to destroy all that they sort in order to appear in the next themselves as the final project in Organic Chemistry. see with implements. "It's a good thing they don't know week's issue by Friday at S p.m. A plan from Richard Lyttle, the Campus Project where llive.11 8 The Catalyst Announcements . . ... The New College Foundation appearances throughout the day by USF has against New College. If in­ would like to thank New College N.A.C.E.D.'s "mud guppies". terested, we will find you. Meetings sac minutes students for not doing things to Don't miss out! to be revealed via secret code. scare those attending the Action On Friday, April 10, there will be 3.24.99 Auction last Saturday. FMLA will be hosting a sympo­ New College Weapons Sparing sium Aprilll- 17 to discuss the Club Coffee House at the Four Members in attendance: Danielle Officer Richard Roarty of the death of Jeb Lund and the wonder­ Winds Cafe starting at 7 p.m. Babski, Alisdair Lee, Brak (proxy University Police urges all inter­ ful opportunities this news holds for for Rob Scopel), Jen Shaw, Julia ested New College students to the future of the New College. All Yes, Steve, we are Betty. We finally Skapik, your mom. All votes are attend the first annual New College interested or fiercely opinionated admit it. So what? unanimous and none include SAC bake sale to be held this Saturday, parties are encouraged to attend, es­ chair, Danielle Babski. Damn Home Depot for destroying April 3 at the Uptons crack house. pecially those who hated Lund with Caroline Arruda (New College Food, fun and entertainment will be an all-consuming passion. Due to the heartwood of Mother Earth! Environmental Group) requested provided. Come on out and show the enormous crowds expected, They will pay ... ob yes, they will $500 for a grenade launcher to be your support! please meet at the bayfront. pay. Join the members of the New used at the Home Depot protest. College Environmental Group for a Allocated: $500 with a stipulation The first annual New College Mud A Town Meeting will be held protest on Friday, April 12. All stu­ at pictures must be taken for pub­ day will be held Saturday, April 24 Tuesday, April 6 so that students dents interested in setting things on lication in the next Catalyst. from 9 a.m. to 5 p.m. behind Pei. can complain and get nothing done fire, large explosive devices or sav­ Student organizers hope to turn the while being bribed with free food. ing the earth are welcome to attend. Hillary Hall (Bengal Tiger) dirt hill into a giant mud slide, NCSA President Racbeal Morris en­ (SAC funded!) requested $3500 for Tiger for Dort along with several other fun activi­ courages all students to attend and a cage. Allocated: $3500. because, hey, anything is better than A square dance and crawdad boil ties. Events include: Leo Demski (Marine Science 9:00 - Chuck a mud pie at your Marriot. will be held Saturday, April 17 at Building) requested $1000 for lum­ favorite professor the bayfront. Help us celebrate ber, aquariums, and other construc­ 10-? - Mud wrestling (in teams A second Town Meeting wil be held New College's deep southern stu­ tion materials. Allocated: $2001. or individually) on Wednesday, April 8, to talk about dents, and 'y'all should stay for a 1:00 -Test your agility in the the Monday Town Meeting. ga~e of horseshoes afterwards Amy Murphy (Four Winds Cafe) "Whack-a-first-year with a mud (iffin' ya care to). requested $10.000 for a large ball" tournament Monday, April 5, is National swimming pool, several hundred 3-5 p.m. - Mariott Mud Tomato Appreciation Day. Attack pounds of Sumatra blend coffee Sandwich fest! Tempt your taste of the Killer Tomatos will be show­ beans, and a lifeguard for the first buds with the finest cuisine Mariott ing on the wall at 9 p.m. annual "Swimming in the Beans" day. Allocated: The rest of the has to offer, com lete with chea '----;- ' 0

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3.19 09:30 Student reported being attacked Burglary in the Cafeteria. by a unknown group while at- The Career Center will be hold a like what they use Ghostbusters Several bins of alfalfa sprouts tempting to hang a dead pig seminar for graduating students on to get rid of ghosts. No experi- and two tubs of grease were re- from the ceiling of 3rd court "Dealing with a Useless liberal ence is necessary. Must be able ~orted stolen. Estimated value: lounge. No suspects. Arts Degree" on Friday, April 2 in to work through October. 246. PME 219. Topics will include cop- 9 3.26 09:23 ing with failure and marketing WalMart is seeking interested col- 3.20 18:30 Grand theft. Police golf cart yourself for employment oppor- lege students in dead-end majors Blueprint Committe members stolen while parked in front of tunities with Avon and Burger like Classics, History, and arrested for arson at Action College Hall. Recovered at King. Literature and Art History Philosophy. Real Jobs are available Auction. Recovered: one Winn Dixie. Suspects repri- majors are especially encour- in maintenance, janitorial engi- charred draft of the Blueprint manded and sent along their aged to attend. nee ring,. gardening, customer for the Future. way. service, and sales. Applicants who Need a summer job? Like kids? meet the aforementioned require- 3.22 23:35 3.28 05:27 Well, it doesn't really matter. ments should drop out of school Catalyst editor arrested for Student found on top of Ham Camp Wilderness is looking before they become unemployable. throwing tomatos at cars on 41 Center with a large antenna. for a few idealistic college stu- Stop wasting time thinking about from the overpass. Taken to Student received a severe repri- dents to look after "energetic" the cultural industry and Sarasota County Jail and given a mand and a free donut. kids who are off Ritalin for the hermeneutic circles and do some- neat-o outfit. summer and have parents who thing productive for once. 3.30 15:45 don't want to deal them. 3.23 01:21 Dazed student found attempting Applicants should have no prior The University of Montana is Squirrel attack on admissions to climb the roof of the Westside criminal record and be able to offering a summer program in tour group. Officer sent to the Student Center wearing a cape run fast. First Aid and CPR sheep grazing and farm tech- scene. Squirrel negated. and mask. Escorted to Shell and knowledge is a definite plus niques. Application deadline: bought a cup of coffee. with these kids. Apri116. For more information 3.24 15:21 visit: www.um.sheep. Open to On-campus noise complaint of 3.31 23:55 Dog-be-Gone of Cortez, all majors. students singing Pearl Jam in Non-student found spray paint- Colorado is seeking employees Palm Court. Students executed. ing the outside walls of Ham for the humane removal of Are you a pyro? The National Center. Referred to your prairie dogs from fields via a Cremation Society is hiring. 3.24 22:39 mother's knee. suction device that is kind of -