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TIM LEWIS SUB defies handicapped admittance Disabled still face problems By ANNE GIBBON $33 a year. It is called "preferential" parking activity of the Pit. "All pubs should have ac­ He is "examining" his budget in light of 1981 is the International Year of the and it sounds ideal. cessible washrooms," declares Frazee. "It's the Year of the Disabled, and plans to ap­ Disabled Person, declared by the United Na­ Frazee, who requires such a place, dispels been one of my greatest crusades." proach the Physical Plant about renovations tions to create world awareness of the pro­ that myth. She parks in the lot near the Inaccessible buildings like SUB and costs beyond the university's usual ongoing blems facing the disabled and the need for ac­ Woodward building. The two spaces allotted Buchanan are among the major campus plans. But at the moment, there is no fixed tion. to disabled people there get rather busy at obstacles for the ambulatory disabled. amount reserved solely for the needs of the UBC students who use wheelchairs on times, she reports — since three people re­ But UBC is riddled with other, more subtle disabled. campus have had ample practice in being quire places. "You pay $33 and there are no problem areas. A heavy narrow door, an out- And UBC's student government would aware. They study on a campus initially parking spaces," she says. "It's ridiculous." of-reach elevator button, pay phone, or also do well to reassess its budget priorities. designed, and to a large extent still existing, Mobile students pay $10 per year to use B drinking fountain, a narrow library aisle — Plans for renovating SUB are currently exclusively for the ambulatory. Every day lot. Some handicapped students say the price all are minor details which can become major underway, but some disabled students are they confront countless situations taken for difference is unfair. Law student Tim Lewis problems for those in wheelchairs. Changes concerned about the necessity of the propos­ granted by the mobile student. Every day says having a parking space near one's classes are needed. ed changes when the existing facilities are still they must be resourceful in devising alternate is vital on such a large campus. "I don't The first step towards improvement is inadequate. approaches to such situations, or avoid them think you should lie penalized for the added defining the problem. An "Awareness "If they're going to spend all this money entirely. convenience," he says. "You shouldn't pay Week" is being arranged to make the pro­ The goal of wheelchair-bound students is more than able-bodied students." blems of the disabled more widely-known. to attain independent campus travel. Their But Al Hutchinson, director of traffic and Slated for March 9 to 13, the week is the pro­ major obstacle is building inaccessibility. security, says the price is worth the ser­ duct of organizing by students from Science student Pam Frazee is one who faces vice. "They get better parking than the staff Rehabilitation Medicine, Nursing, and this obstacle. She says UBC suffers from ar­ and faculty," he says. "I think it's fair." Special Education. chitectural problems since it was never plann­ After coping with traffic and dubious Debbie Wheatley (Special Education 4), ed well for people with impaired mobility. parking facilities, a wheelchair-bound stu­ co-ordinator of the event, says speakers, ac­ Glen Williams, UBC counsellor for han­ dent may make it to class on time. But often tivities, and workshops are planned to pro­ dicapped students, says that due to the age of a punctual arrival is meaningless if the mote a better consciousness and understan­ the campus, solving the problem is no simple building is inaccessible. The Buchanan ding of the needs of the handicapped. task. Many old inaccessible buildings still building is one of UBC's worst offenders. One such activity is the "Wheelchair abound. "It's a major job at an old institu­ Although the first and second floor can be Tour", which will allow mobile people to ex­ tion," he says. conquered via graded curbs, the wings are in­ perience the campus sitting down. UBC ad­ The size of the campus makes things more surmountable. The reason: a staff elevator ministration president Doug Kenny and pro­ difficult. "UBC is like a small city. It's like services all levels, but for the building's wings vincial education minister Brian Smith have trying to make Kelowna accessible," says it stops between floors. To reach the desired also been invited to take the tour so that they Williams. floor, several between-level steps must be too might determine the extent of architec­ In 1977 the exact magnitude of UBC's ac­ overcome. If a wheelchair-bound student is tural barriers on campus. cessibility problems was determined through unable to find others to lift the chair, he or Jill Kinmont, a former Olympic skier a study done by the faculty of Rehabilitation she is in for long wait. Buchanan also lacks disabled in a skiing accident, will speak on Medicine. The survey, available in the accessible washrooms. March 9. She is familiar to audiences through counselling centre, details the conditions of Often the classroom itself is entirely inac­ the movie "The Other Side of the Mountain" all campus buildings and includes recommen­ cessible. In such cases a class is changed to an which dramatized her experiences. dation for improvement. appropriate location. Co-ordinator Wheatley hopes the week The survey, which resulted in a much need­ "I've never been unable to take a class," fosters new attitudes towards labels given to ed awareness, also produced some tangible reports Tim Lewis. people with impairments. She calls it results. In 1978 a major project was under­ However, delays in classroom changes do "Special Persons" Week to avoid the label taken in which over 100 campus curbs were happen, at the student's expense. Last fall "handicapped". graded. Ramps were installed in various Lewis missed 3 months of a course while "These people are not in any way han­ places such as Cecil Green Park and the War waiting for a room change. dicapped. The only handicaps a person has ELEVATOR PANEL ... too high, just Memorial Gym, the latter being funded by After a day combatting such situations, the are the barriers we build for him." part of tha problem ill-designed SUB of­ the CKNW Orphans' Fund and the Grad wheelchair-bound student may decide to The barriers, then, are realized; awareness fers handicapped. is being created. But it is only half the battle. class of that year. The area outside the relax at the SUB. However, it is a sad irony on new renovations, it seems strange they Buchanan Building was also graded. that a student-funded building, designed for Tangible action is the next step. Unfortunate­ student use in fact discriminates against those ly, action costs money. As Glen Williams couldn't use part of the money in making one However, the study was done four years of the washrooms in the Pit accessible, or ago. And although any new building design­ in wheelchairs. The Art Gallery, the Audi­ notes, "We can bring things to the attention torium, and the Pit offer no means of inde­ of the administration but we can't handle the putting a little ramp into the Pit entrance," ed must conform with provincial accessibility says Lewis. regulations, a barrage of other accessibility pendent access for wheelchair-bound stu­ budget." problems still plague the campus. dents. "For regularly used places, there are The administration doesn't deny the finan­ Students in wheelchairs have confronted A simple examination of an "average day" loo many steps involved," says Lewis. cial implications in solving UBC's accessibili­ barriers long enough. They have used poor for the wheelchair-bound person reveals a ty problems. facilities, they have relied on others, they startling number of difficulties the mobile It is also interesting to consider that after "We've got a lot of old buildings, and they have adjusted, they have avoided obstacles. person never considers: recent renovations to the Pit, changes encom­ cause problems," says James Kennedy, vice- passing the needs of the handicapped were The day begins by getting to school. Some president of university services. "But to get But now their needs must be given new disabled students commute by special buses. overlooked. all existing buildings accessible is in the order priority, particularly among those who hold Others drive cars fitted with hand-controls. There are no permanent ramps leading into of the millions (of dollars). That's not going the purse strings. UBC must act to give the By with the UBC Traffic the main entrance. And there are no ade­ to happen overnight." disabled the dignity of independence. With Department, students can reserve an ex­ quate washroom facilities — a significant Kenny admits that "we do well, but that's the whole world watching, the International clusive parking space near their classes for oversight when one considers the principal not to say we shouldn't do more." Year of the Disabled is the perfect time. Friday, February 13,1381 THE UBYSSEY Page 3 foM 4 & *3 f I A (tt james young photos

Page 4 THE UBYSSEY Friday, February 13,19B1 PIRG renews.student activism at UBC year PIRG will have to reassess its dumping; Washington state PIRG priorities, says Riviere. examined uranium mining in their region; California PIRG conducted She also told students council if housing advocacy training; Color­ more than 50 per cent request their ado PIRG conducted and published fee back two years in a row the con­ marketplace surveys; and New stitution will have a clause which York PIRG examined auto insur­ will dissolve the society. The annual ance, prescription drug use and hos­ fee and elections are PIRG's two pital and health care. main features which organizers hope will convince students that it New York PIRG is the most suc­ would be accountable to students. cessful of the organizations. Mc­ Creadie says in a single year So if the organization is approved NYPIRG lobbied through more what will it do and how will or­ than 22 pieces of legislation in the ganizers decide where to apply the state house. funds? PIRG organizer Sharlein Smith says, "the ultimate decision BCPIRG is an organization will be made in the future since which is founded on the democratic they'll be determined by the demo­ principle. "If people don't have in­ cratically elected officials." formation they tend not to make But a quick survey of the PIRG decisions. Too often we get no in­ Directory and Issues Survey gives formation or only one side," says an indication of the wide range of Riviere. The high profile PIRG pe­ tition campaign indicates that issues which public interest groups PIRG wants to make democracy have worked on. work. But of course even an in­ Ontario PIRG members looked formed public won't guarantee de­ at nuclear power, and prepared a mocracy if students don't partici­ citizen's guide on hazardous waste pate in the process. By ARNOLD HEDSTROM If the referenda pass, each year UBC students. (According to the students would democratically elect AMS bylaws a two-thirds vote of PIRG posters, PIRG pamphlets, ' Decorate With Prints PIRG buttons, PIRG information the BCPIRG directors and be en­ council can dissolve any branch tables, PIRG letters, opinion pieces couraged to participate in the acti­ society.) and news stories, PIRG petitions vities and operation of the organi­ For technical reasons an autono­ and PIRG people are all over cam­ zation. mous BCPIRG is desirable. The r-Hthe pus. That is the basic plan and reason­ BCPIRG board of directors would Why has that acronym attached ing behind the BCPIRG's proposal. have members from all participat­ itself to so many words? But if it sounds clear-cut, it isn't. ing institutes. It is more practical grin A PIRG is a public interest re­ Consider for example that for the for an autonomous organization in­ search group. Currently, a group of first time ever a completely autono­ corporated provincially to be in highly energetic and meticulously mous student organization (other charge of coordinating the various bin organized students, at both Simon than the student unions) would be campuses, says Carol Riviere, UBC $© Fraser University and UBC, are funded by UBC's Alma Mater Soci­ law student and the PIRG organizer THE Poster and Print PLACE in B.C. conducting a campaign to establish ety. The amount of money collected responsible for constitution and 3209 W.Broadway, Van. 738-2311 at UBC would exceed $1(10,000. structural considerations. a B.C. chapter of the group. ; Decorate With Posters ; The idea behind PIRG is simple. Another $40,000 would come from According to the proposal Universities have vast resources SFU. While that money alone is not BCPIRG would be incorporated as which can be utilized to do research a vast amount for conducting re­ a society under the provincial Socie­ on public interest issues. There are search and operating an organiza­ ties Act. The board of directors utic gay week labs, libraries, resource people like tion like PIRG, students should be would be composed of students professors and technicians and interested in the structures and safe­ elected to a campus PIRG each presents^ most importantly students who on guards envisioned in the plan. year. an almost day-to-day basis are en­ It is the accountability, structure Not all those elected will sit on gaged in many diverse research pro­ and disposition of funds which has BCPIRG but each institution would jects. some UBC student council mem­ have proportional representation. A PIRG can be the answer to the bers concerned. Peter Mitchell, BCPIRG will receive all funds col­ question, "Why can't these re­ AMS vice-president elect, says, "I lected on each campus. sources be put to use in a coherent just don't have any idea about what If approved, the BCPIRG board and meaningful way?" PIRG can they are going to do." will be responsible for establishing provide a vehicle for students to Other AMS executive members the priorities for BCPIRG based on channel their personal interests, are wondering what council's rela­ the campus recommendations and it skills and energy towards positive tionship would be with BCPIRG. would also recirculate the funds changes in the community and soci­ At the heart of the matter is an his­ back to campus for projects at the ety. The past record of other PIRGs torical tradition at UBC where the local level. prove this. AMS has controlled the finances of The central PIRG would also PIRG is practical and extremely every activity undertaken by stu­ have a full time professional staff promising because of the potential dents here. which could assist students with for action the concept promises. The legacy of that tradition is still projects and do research work But a PIRG, like potential present. Students council feels that themselves. The staff would also be energy, will remain in an inert state it must protect students from the le­ supplemented by special researchers until energy is supplied to release it. gal and financial pitfalls which a and advisors from time to time says "The world does not progress club, for example, may encounter. McCreadie. solely on the basis of expertise, it Clubs do not have legal status; the Riviere says a real danger for any does not progress simply on the ba­ AMS gives them legitimacy which student organization is domination *.e* ^ 8pm friday february 13 allows them to do business and it sis of knowledge, there has to be a by the paid staff, as the rate of stu­ \C^ IRC 2 woodward building ubc provides a continuity from year to dent turnover each year is high. humane animating drive to that %' tickets - $5- students-$4- knowledge," according to consum­ year by ensuring the previous year's BCPIRG will try to avoid this prob­ ams womens committee concert box offices er advocate Ralph Nader. executive does not walk off with lem by only hiring staff on a con­ club assets or funds. FCR INFORMATION ON jTHER GAY WEEK ams box office ariel Nader is one reason PIRGs exist tractual basis, he says. PIRGs on EVENTS, PLEASE CONTACT GAY PEOPLE at all. His success in consumer ad­ The relationship has been mu­ other campuses have found the type OF UBC AT 228-4t58. octopus east passacagalia vocacy show that corporations and tually acceptable in the past. What of people attracted to PIRG staff governments can be held account­ makes PIRG different from other positions are those willing to work able to the public. Nader's speeches AMS subsidiaries is that they want for lower salaries and on a contract last November at SFU and UBC are autonomy from organizations like basis. ubc gay week '81 the main reason why students are governments and political parties to Council's other major concern is effectively carry out their mandate accountability. Wednesday Riviere exerting energy and time to estab­ presents: lish PIRG right now. to do independent research. told council BCPIRG will have the After Nader's speech more than Hugh McCreadie, PIRG organ­ same safeguards on its activities as 100 people met to form the steering izer and a UBC engineering student the AMS has on theirs. But PIRG committee which organized the cur­ says autonomy is essential. "There has also added two other accounta­ rent petition drive requesting a stu­ is absolutely no doubt that PIRG bility factors. dent referendum. PIRG organizers will step into sensitive areas " He BCPIRG like the AMS will be a asked students to participate in the says the activities should be in stu­ non-profit society registered with group's formation in three ways. dents' direct control instead of the provincial registrar of com­ some select group. "Invisible chains panies. All societies in B.C. are gov­ First organizers asked students at can crop up," he says. erned by the Societies Act. So each 9pm both universities to sign the peti­ year there must be an annual gen­ McCreadie says an example of tions circulating on their campus. eral meeting, the books must be Saturday the student council problem sur­ audited, and reports made to the faced with a PIRG at an Ontario When the referenda are held in members. february 14 March students will be asked to be­ university which was voted out of existence by a council stacked with The other two safeguards are in­ come voting members in BCPIRG T*/AYt grad student centre and pay an annual membership fee hostile opponents. As an AMS herent in the $5 refundable fee, ac­ of $5 at UBC and $2 per semester at branch society or a subsidiary or­ cording to PIRG. If more than 25 SFU for each full-time student to ganization the same power could be per cent of BCPIRG's membership form PIRG's financial base. exerted against the wishes of the request their fee back in a given Friday, February 13, 1981 THE UBYSSEY Page 5 ly tune fused some spicy, uptempo solos in sequence twice, stayed stan­ drumming reminiscent of Elvin ding, trading off riffs with one Jones and Billy Cobham with a another and meshing with dazzling solo by guest trumpeter substitute drummer Darryl Burgess. Seamy beast churns Mark Hasselback from Although the person responsible Vancouver's Powder Blues band could not be seen behind the clutter and some toneful sax solos. Dave of sagging trombone players, there Branter led off tenor followed by was some nicely synchronized Perry White on alto and Campbell woodblock punctuation somewhere with venom Reiga on baritone. from the rear of the stage in A Sax­ By EVAN McINTYRE collective obscurity to an enthralled gulps of beer, as "enigmatic Mode to John was followed by a ophone Freeabin. The piece It's gotta be compressed, see. audience of almost 200 Monday space." somewhat slower paced piece called culminated with a steaming and You gotta have a tiny bit of space night at the Hot Jazz Club on a The first set began with a piece I Dunno, Yunno. An endearing flirt whimsically charged mesh of chaotic solos by all of the band defined by audience and musicians: stage designed for a pigmy quartet. called Vortny Shprazits. It featured with normalcy, this piece featured a a space where booze is plentiful, a far-reaching alto sax solo by Perry beautifully wrought alto sax solo members to conclude the first set. emotions rampant, where low- For less than a third the ticket White which ran smoothly into the replete with soft high notes by Four cramped trombones, their down, toothy, seething jazz reigns price of a major Coliseum concert, next piece Mode to John. A dedica­ Campbell Reiga. When Reiga slides occasionally striking the sax­ supreme. It's gotta be smokey and the faithful hordes were treated to tion to the late resumed his seat after this solo, the ophone players seated in front of when the urban snarl of polished three sets of what band leader Hugh trailblazer, John Coltrane, this live- sax section beamed in response to them, began the second set. After brass and silver meets the heated, the audience's hooting applause asking the audience not to query the smoke-strung air, it churns with that greeted most of the solos that meaning of the "freeabin" venom and virtuosity pushing evening. and understand that chaos is the through reeds and valves the swea­ At once smooth and gutsy, I dun- religion that everyone in VEJI lives ty, lucid seemy beast that is im­ no, Yunno steered well away from by, Hugh Fraser slurred into voice provised jazz. the homogenized insipid schlock the beginning of A Trombone Chaos is as polite a word for it. characteristic of many jazz musi­ Freeabin. This is the Vancouver Ensemble of cians like Chuck Mangione and Waves of cooking trumpet Jazz Improvisation, a local 13 piece George Benson and ended softly squeals and hazardous upward group of gifted jazz disciples the with a few dwindling trumpet notes, sweeps of trombone slides stood out likes of which are probably never a scatter of bells and a bass har­ in this freeabin before Jumpin' at written about in either of Van­ monic draped across the air. the Woodshed began. This extend­ couver's dailies or heard on most A saxophone freeabin, the first ed and rambling runner was in­ radio stations. of three freeabins played that tense; at least the three women up Three sax players, four night, was an extended piece packed and dancing to it thought so. Stag­ trumpeters, three trombonists, a with polished solos from sax and gering trombones, incandescent drummer, bass player and keyboar­ trumpet players. A quick, hard- drumming and keyboards pounding dist celebrated their first year of VEJI 13's a crowd plucking bass solo from the ever just short of escape velocity, smiling (or was it leering?) hoover brought this set to a close. electric vacuum bass player Ron The third set was remakable for Thompson and a ten-digit assault the sax solos on a Charlie Parker VEJI-just melting trumpets? on a creaky Fender Rhodes by number and an electrifying drum Hugh Fraser, were also featured in and conga duet. On Saturday February 7, ed down version of VEJI to surprise U: The recent VEJI concert at the piece. It was a most memorable evening Ubyssey staffer Evan Mclntyre people. VCC was quite well received . . . All three sax players repeated for $3.00. spoke with Hugh Fraser, keyboar­ U: Who are the Jazzoids? There's HF: Yeah, I thought it was too. dist, chief composer and you and Perry. The band is such a good band to see scatological consultant for one of HF: Yeah, I play drums and live because it's so energized and Vancouver's most innovative jazz Perry White plays tenor sax in the dynamic — we never play a piece CAMPUS groups; the 13 member Vancouver Jazzoids. Then there's Mike the same way twice. It keeps things Ensemble of Jazz Improvisation McDonald on bass, Mr. Bill Clark interesting. That's why we manage (VEJI). on trumpet and Ron Thompson on to keep 13 talented musicians who 12J CYCLES UBYSSEY: How long has VEJI guitar (he plays electric bass in VE­ are working on a lot of other things been together? JI). The Jazziods are sort of a five- stick out the whole year without any * Same day service on small repairs HUGH FRASER: It'll be a year piece fusion rock group. We all personnel changes. It looks like — in by 10 out by 6. this week . . . Monday night is the wear medical garb and strive to they'll stick around for quite awhile * 24 hour service on most other repairs. memorial, I guess. keep it really danceable. yet because there's enough room to U: How long have you been in­ U: I guess it's important to be ac­ voice their individual musical con­ volved in playing jazz, getting musi­ cessible to people with deeply cepts. What I'm saying is that I'm IN U.B.C. VILLAGE cians together and composing? preconceived negative notions not stifling anyone. 6706 University Blvd. 224-0611 HF: 1 started the first draft of VEJI about jazz. U: You're in charge of VEJI about four years ago. It was a HF: Well, anything that you hear compositions? 13-piece jazz band called Leftbank that you haven't been exposed to HF: About 90 per cent of them. Express. We only did one gig, much always sounds the same, U: What sort of airplay has VEJI though, we were rehearsing once a either boring or irritating but with received? Didn't CJAZ play some week. It was just a summertime sort the Jazzoids we're playing places VEJI music a while ago? of gig but it was really successful with other punk groups. We're lay­ HF: No, not CJAZ. That was while it lasted. We then moved over ing it down initially with a Co-op radio. It's hard to get airplay here and went to VCC (Vancouver straightforward dance format that anywhere unless you're lucky or Community College) for a couple is at the same time progressive, wealthy enough to have an album of years. The composing I did creative music. People can realize out. started as a result of the situation in on their own that they can get into Most of the clubs and jazz slots Victoria. The music stores there are listening to jazz. on radio have well defined limits really scant on charts so I didn't Instead of laying out something and categories. If you're anywhere figure there was any way to get completely unapproachable you between you're out of luck. Initially charts of the records I was listening have to take people by the hand and the finances are a profound hassle. to so I started transcribing them off bring them with you. You have to Especially with jazz; most of the big band records. It's Mr. Bill . . . start out on common ground and scant money available for Van­ (door closes as Bill Clark, trumpet then leave as opposed to pissing couver jazz concerts goes to player enters) people off by playing only weird quartets. Unless, that is, it's U: Mr. Bill? stuff that can't be understood. something you can dance and drink MB: Hi! U: What clubs do you usually to. Which brings up the latest point HF:Here we have the jazz play these days? I suppose most of — we've been thinking of doing trumpet player of VEJI. All the your audience recognition comes that with VEJI. Well, I guess you charts I write for VEJI are written through club appearances. can drink to it anyways. You could for each person so I have to use HF: Well, the Feetwarmers play probably dance to it as well everything that each of them can do mostly at places like the Hot Jazz, although that would be pretty out­ to the maximum. It keeps them Robson Keller and some school side . . . PEP RALLY! happy but it totally burns me out shows and workshops. The Jaz­ U: Most of the media coverage because I have to leave enough zoids play only rarely and play at for Vancouver's music scene centres space so all the individuals have punk or rock venues, private parties on punk or new wave oriented The UBC NDP Club Presents room to speak yet bring it all to­ and things like that. So far, VEJI music. Do you think things are get­ gether in places to create a powerful performances have been fairly ting any better for jazz? THE LEADER OF THE OPPOSITION voice. sporadic: either at colleges or HF: Yeah, it's changing a bit but U: Is VEJI the only jazz band universities or the odd public ap­ I still think that the major media in you're working with right now? pearance. Turn to page 17 HF: Just about a year ago — almost exactly the time that VEJI DAVE got together — I joined the Westside Feetwarmers which ARTS STUDENTS! originally started eight years ago as a traditional Dixieland band. Brian Election for Students' Ogilvie and Rod Borrie started Westside and then Brian left for Council Representatives BARRETT Toronto. Rod's been here in Van­ couver ever since. Last year the In SUB AUDITORIUM band took a drastic change and MONDAY, FEB. 16 started playing more swing and oriented material as well as Poll open in Buchanan more original stuff so it's still a Monday, Feb. 16—12:30 good creative outlet for that. Then 9:30-3i3Q^ there's the Jazzoids which is a scal­

Page 6 THE UBYSSEY Friday,, February 13, 1981 Wildroot's eclectic music amuses By CHARLES CAMPBELL done is an a capella version of Eine song they've produced — Beyond Take Glenn Miller, Frank Zappa, Kleine Nachtmusik. Hope (If you've never been to Bob Dylan, Elvis Presley, and the Wildroot certainly upstaged the Spuzzum you ain't been anywhere) Troggs. Blend with some of the best better known 6 Cylinder (yes 1 — can't hide the fact that good as musicians in Vancouver, lace with finally got around to mentioning some of their are, humor, distill and voila — The them), who unlike Wildroot, have they're basically just an inferior ver­ Wildroot Orchestra — an elixir stopped having fun. sion of Little Feat. Smatterings of guaranteed to induce laughter in the In the dark ages when 6 Cylin­ success have made 6 Cylinder take most morose individuals. der played at the American Hotel themselves too seriously. One such induction took place at they didn't have much polish, and The members of Wildroot never the Commodore Ballroom last Fri­ nobody in the band could sing, but take themselves seriously, though day night where Wildroot and Six- they were full of energy. they are cutting an album. Lead Cylinder played for about 800 peo­ Now they've got polish, they all guitarist Frankie Allison says, "We ple. sing in tune and they sound com­ all do other things. We just do this While Wildroot is not new they pletely sterile. Since they signed because we enjoy it so much. This are not entirely familiar to Vancou­ with RCA they appear to be doing would never become our main ver audiences. In 1971 they did a re­ the Powder Blues routine by pro­ thing. Who would listen to it?" make of Fats Domino's Blueberry ducing acceptable dishwater for a The fun that Wildroot had last Hill that made the top 10, and they commercial audience. Friday night was infectious. Let'; The one truly decent original THE WILDROOT ORCHESTRA Jim McGillveray conducts. played Vancouver's clubs for sev­ hope the infection persists. eral years after that but then split up. Since that time The Wildroot Or­ chestra has been a loose amalgam SUMMER JOBS Duo hot at Hyatt of about 10 musicians who play to­ gether for fun. They all have other By GLEN SANFORD blues and they played folk-country. pursuits — lead singer Jim McGill­ INSIGHT EDITOR A Steve Goodman and John All at once. veray is the drummer on Ann Mor- Prine concert could not go wrong. Then came Prine. tifee's latest album, drummer Peter And it didn't last Thursday night. Unlike Goodman, he didn't Padden is the lead singer for 6 — Produces a Student Handbook to be Despite all obstacles the concert stand on stage and play guitar. He Cylinder, two horned Tom Keenly­ given out at Registration faced, Prine and Goodman in­ sat. He was shy and bashful. side plays sax in his own jazz quar­ troduced the audience to acoustic Almost apologetic for taking up tet. — Responsible for Copy, Layout, Secur­ heaven, emotional turbulence and everyone's time. He put the au­ Their music is about as diverse as ing of Articles, Proof-Reading, Etc. overall satisfying comfort. (In other dience in a trance. their backgrounds. In the Mood, words, the concert was great). Prine also took the audience on a Love Me Tender and Dave You're Pickets at the Queen Elizabeth tour of the emotions, but his up­ So Suave, My Guitar Wants to Kill theatre forced the concert to move beat tunes expressed all the pain of Your Mama were followed by the to, of all places, the Hyatt Regency life with his painful Southern very beautiful (I swear to God I've PATHFINDER EDITOR ballroom. As Prine said, "I had a twang. Pain and beauty. That's played some shitholes but) This hell of a time getting here, but I what Prine teaches his listeners. Takes the Cake. Imagine Cab — Produces a UBC Events Calendar finally found the place. And I'm Although Prine has developed a Calloway's Minnie the Moocher glad you did too." lot of self-confidence over his years with an encore of My Generation as Both positions are Paid Not only did Goodman and Prine of touring, he still comes on in an sung by Porky Pig. find the Regency, they transformed unassuming way. He's very clown to The audience was also subjected Applications available SUB 238 the lifeless, sterile ballroom into a earth, and this is ironic from a man to Wild Thing, Canadian Varia­ lively, potent paradise. who seemingly understands and ex­ tions one through six for police It was their second show of the plains all the truth and sadness of siren and whistle, whoopee cushion CLOSES MARCH 6/81 evening and they were on a stage the human condition. duck call, rubber mouse and bicycle that was never meant to be a stage. "The whole town saw Jimmy/on bell. Then there was the extended It was late. the six o'clock news/his brains were version of Subterranean Homesick Goodman walked on stage on the sidewalk/blood was on his Blues wherein Blaine 'Sausage Fing­ ELECTION OF STUDENT REPRESENTATIVE shoes/come on baby, spend the without announcement, and just ers' Dunaway played his violin as TO SENATE FROM started playing his guitar. Actually, night with me." fast as Jean-Luc Ponty if not nearly he didn't 'just' start playing his Lessons to be learned from this as cleanly. guitar, he suddenly filled the room concert are: Occasional guitarist Bill Bucking­ with vibrant energy. 1) The pain, sadness and joy of ham (who didn't appear last Friday) The Faculty Of Arts He sang happy songs, he sang sad life can be fashioned into terrific composed an energetic song called songs, he sang silly songs. He sung music. Lizard Dance Number Two and what he wrote and other people 2) Even the Hyatt Regency can trumpet player Jamie Croel wrote Polling: MONDAY, FEBRUARY 16, 1981 made famous (most notably City of be turned into a comfortable place. Into It, a brassy jazz tune a la 9:30 a.m. to 3:30 p.m. New Orleans) and he sung what 3) Next time John Prine and/or Tower of Power. BUCHANAN BUILDING other people wrote and he never Steve Goodman are in town, don't Scat singing to march music, the made famous. miss them. only thing that Wildroot has not (subject to students to being available to run He relentlessly and almost cruelly the poll) changed the mood of his songs, leaving the audience at one moment Candidates: One To Be Elected giggling and the next on the brink VOTE of despair. DAVE CLANCY He concluded his part of the show by doing some tunes with SUB Renovotion Referendum (First Year Arts) "one of the finest reed players in North America." A genius then stood on stage with Goodman and FEB. 9, 10, 11, 12, 13 MARILYN C. MacPHERSON indeed proved to be one of the finest in North America. (What was (Third Year Arts) his name, anyway?) Polling Hours: 9:30 - 3:30 They played jazz, they played Eligibility of Voters Polls located at: All students registered in the following programs are eligible to vote: Drama Workshop CEME Bachelor of Arts Acting Explorations COMPUTER SCIENCE Bachelor of Music through SUB Bachelor of Fine Arts — Imagination Bachelor of Home Economics Master of Library Science —Concentration SEDGEWICK Master of Archival Studies — Relaxation BUCHANAN Bachelor of Social Work — Reality & Fantasy WOODWARD (IRC) Diploma Programs in the Faculty of Arts Sunday, Feb. 22, 1981 (Students registered in the Faculty of Graduate Studies are $36.00 ANGUS not eligible to vote) FOR REGISTRATION WAR MEMORIAL GYM NO PROXY VOTING WILL BE ALLOWED AND INFORMATION CALL MacMILLAN STUDENTS REQUIRE THEIR A.M.S. CARD TO VOTE 684-8691 NOTE: Because of an irregularity in the polling procedures when polling initially took LAW place on Tuesday, January 20, 1981, the results of the election were declared invalid For this reason students are being asked to vote again for the Arts student representative to HEBB THEATRE Senate for the one-year term commencing April 1, 1981. (It should be noted that any allegation of irregularities in connection with this election must be submitted in writing to the Registrar within 48 hours of the Polling Hours and Locations subject to close of polling and must include the signatures of at least three students eligi­ the availability of Polling Clerks. ble to vote.)

Friday, February 13,1981 THE UBYSSEY Page 7 Rowan, Marguatita and Meizy. To the little French girl from To Marlene: MARGUARITA ALEX . . . ANITA To the Sexy Brazilian at West- Since you all are so sweet, my Totem Park: Where have you If you would be loved, love and & ROWAN. Happy Valentine's. water: Let's put that desk to treat at P.P.'s next week. Happy been all my life? Signed Blue be lovable. P.S. Happy Valen­ Ping-Pong anyone? good use. Hard work cures all. Valentine's and lots of love! Eyes P.S. ooo-la-la tines Day. Love: Meizy-Pooh Kiss Kiss Delicious ^^ Anita To my favorite bouncing tigger, Happy Valentines Day to the Honey In the white Porsche, will KATHARINE1 Fishllps: ^ej Happy Valentine's Dayl With CVC Exec, girls, Doris, Colleen, you be my queen bee? Happy My love for you is like the uni­ May our love never go off the love, yours always, Muffle. Maureen, Sue, Susan, Sheila, Valentine's. Love You. verse; ifs infinitely large and Sabina. will last forever. (It's also mind- deep end. Might have bubble Alpha Omlcron P. wishes all the Happy Valentine's Day Auntie Love and kisses "Dudley" boggling) ROB trouble. Greeks a very happy Pegl With love and cream Scubabow Valentine's. Panda Power Snookie: cheese. Unit No. 1. To my TOT: You're number one not five. An especially fishy Valentine to Foreverl Meet me in the corn pa tch and Farewell My Loves at Ubyssey. * Fll nibble on your ears! Love, your BABY my own little pengoon from his To Debbie: ^ To the good and bad times. Love always, Snookie mummy. On this special day I would like The Socreds on two. ALIAS "MUNCHKIN": Tm being overwhelmed with your 'Great To my sweet MISS PIGGY: to say will you be mine for the DAVID NOBLE: Qft BILL: White' wings. It's a heavenly With all my little green heart. rest of time. Happy Valentine's Day ^^ Good luck with I.F.C. P. Will paradise inside your dreamy Love John Love, Toots Love KERMIE you be my V? coccoon. SHELLEY

SKI CLUB EXEC: Dearest Sunshine: TO SUK-FONG: TO C.L.S.: To the good looking guy with It's wetter but better on the Td sail the world with you! All Fm never board with you. Pitter patter. Remember, only the new yellow binder: Hugs water. Happy Valentine's my love. PET KRZYS one T. and kisses, signed AN APPRECIATOR Be my Valentine Yo Yo. Love My Swell Chick: A year has "How beautiful you are, my GARY S.: always from Pinky, Blue, Heph- passed and I love you even Valentine! Oh how beautiful! I miss your abuse. My bones Gorgeous! Lefs share cough alump and P.A.C. more. Only 6 P.N.P. Let's move Your eyes are doves" (SoS 1:15). have healed. PINKY syrup, Christmas toys, scotch as a unit. Interim P. Over-flowing love from "The and bananas. Forever in love, B.R. Summer Dreams . . . lulled SHYTHEAD: I think I deserve at main thing is to keep the main SILLY-ASS to sleep by whispers of love in TO PAT E.: least an eight. Don't try to piss thing the main thing" my ear. Love, Happy Valentine's. I love you. me around. ERROL: I love you. May that lov­ STEVE ing feeling be there always. CB. B.R.: I love you very much. Kiss, My 1-sin is yours. Where can smack, cuddle, hug! Happy Your Little Teddy Bear Would the scholar, the dancer JINGLE: ™J you git change for the bus(s) in Valentine's Day. Love, C.B. and the sandwich maker ignore Here's to three great years the corn patch? Love PS. $20 Happy Valentine's Day Angle. the chef, the saucier, the but­ together. Luv, GORD PEGGY: Tell her that goes with BUDLASKA See ya in Geology. Love PETE and DAVE cher and baker; listen to the To My Chubby Little Dumpling: songs upon her lips but sings JANET: May my enemies love not out the song nor knows the steward say, "Pretty hotelier Let me squeeze your ball and women, may my friends delight KATIA from LFA, be mine on make you hop. Love, maker of it, some other mouth in boys. may be as fair. PAUL I've got a heart for you. Love and Valentine's Day." LIZ HANKY PANKY PToperrJus and M.M. kisses. ^^_ MARTHA: Miss 271: DON! Whaf s the story BABY? Want to B.C. Let's rent a big white house this Happy Valentine's Day Sweetheart! It Isn't my heart you're breaking, get carried away some time soon? Betty H., * weekend. Love, RICK Thanks for the flowers. it's my watch strap. Td stand on my All my love. You're even more beautiful on the S. RANJIT: head for you. E.C.J. outside than on the Inside. All that Roses are red, violets are blue, Love, HAMISH To JOHN W.: Dearest EGNAS: pulchritude is overwhelming. Z-28s rev; that should give you a Happy I want your body! Oh not Fve gone completely blank. David M. clue! Love, DESPERATE Valentines Anyway, lots of love. Houseboy: GORGEOUS: SWeetie! Dear DR. SLONECKER: ASTOR Since you have another job I hope You can nibble on my buns any You can look in my microscope Dearest Vicki, Have a Happy Valentine's Day you won't mind working weekends time you like. How about to­ anytime! Infatuated. And the song, from beginning to Wletske, Fiona, Rachel. too. A loincloth awaits. night? MED1 end. I found again. In the heart Love B. Anxious Employer Vera: of a friend. To my sexpots on and off campus. Happy Valentine's Day from To My Little Snow Mouse: In matters of importance it is (Longfellow) You all hold a place in my heart. Doug to Susan, my little prairie The big red cheese is waiting to spr­ much better to be civil than Love, Mikey and Tom ANDREA flower. ing his trap. comical. Love, Wes Phil Jones, Sigma Phi Delta: To Sandra with T.B.: Lefs get Ami: Hi Twinkle! You've got dazzle to waste! See into the same head space for You are all to me. I love you L.S. you next Mardi Gras? Valentine's Day. "Deeply" Wombat the women of my dreams yours, G.M. M.E. JOLANDA: Nithex Rocks, weightless fish To Peter, Darryl, Gordon: I Love you. Have a happy Valen­ Simon — Thanks for an eventful mine. Will you be my Valentine? Roses are red, violets are blue, good Guy: tine's Day. JON year. Your bum was made for Love 1 Caught Muffy Tuna. luck In the future with whatever you You can dust my shelves and My Sweetheart Urchie (No. 1): rubbing. Dry kisses, Jayne. do! o rearrange my books anytime. K.K. Til hold you, TU squeeze you, Need a change? How about a Vm> Jackie You "big brown-eyed" cupcake Grrnrrr! and Fll love you, but I can't take trip to Israel? The cost is free! you. Love, Mu Mu Dear Roman: you home. Love, Watch the UBC for more info! The Bookworm Dearest Ronno: A day without ice cream is like a DYE BEBE Dear Ramy: day without sunshine. Gerry De Bahal You are as sweet as a pair of To my favorite Civil: Sweep me Roses are red, violets are blue, Bowers in euchre and an ace in Love, Liz Fells Mi Cerido you are our Valentine, Scooby- off my feet by being my Valen­ ping pong, all rolled into one. Dear Brian: Hoy Valentino tine. Love, Baby G. Dooby-Doo! Be ours. All the world loves a lover, won't Cara Silvia m Luv, J. & K. B.R.: Summer dreams . . . cud­ Dorothy and Toto you be mine, oh Valentine! Felice Valentino Ml Cerida dling close against the cool To My Favoritest Boyfriend: Rita Ken To Mr. P. night air, keeping our love If you'll scratch my back Fll be MMWWAAHH! your Valentine! P.S.I I love you! Mon Cher Chuggie, To Delta Sub warm. C.B. Love, M.M. XO Kisses B-B-B Comme je desire que chaque nult Seven hearts and two alligators. To the black-haired girl who To the cutest chemical soit avec toi. From Delta Prep. goes into the Math building We can't be with you this year engineer. Happy Valentines. Forever yours. Sweets every Tues., Wed., Fri. at 1:30 - Although we'd like to be Arms linked you stroll by/me at T.O.M. Mon Cher Tigre, the one who accidentally slam­ But we've got our jobs now. the fork, I wait, hope, then/turn I love you my furry little adorable t'other paths other arms. med the door in my face: We've both got our degrees Lorrie: I said to myself, "I must have Five is my favourite number. pet. Think back, you might recall us VaL her!" And nothing will stand in P.O. Love Always, Trina We never missed a game. Let me say how much I love you! my way, because destiny shall A big red tomatoey Valentine to In­ You will make me the happiest have its way. Signed, We yelled and cheered at every Sheila: shot. FU love you forever. grid, Jane, Karen and Kim from man in the world this year, and LOVESTRUCK ADMIRER A BIG TOMATO we have so much to look for­ We knew each players' name. You Valentine, CT. DEAR CD.: ward to for so long. Happy The two of us behind the bench Tweedhearts: BG, DK, KM, AN & TY - If you Tm thinking of California, come Valentine's Day Sweetie. Many called us puck rats. want a good time, then be our Val­ May, we'll be there, a lyin' on the We'll be over to spank you later, Love, Dave We always stood out in the entine. Love from your two sand (either there or you firm buttocked young P.S. Keep this advertisement, crowd, SWEETIE PIES elsewhere!). Thinking of a hot Amazons!! good for 1 free huggle, as long With brown and grey cowboy shower, a cold one Isn't nice. Love, Mawds Rods To my main SUCKER as the frogs come too! hats. Thinking of a warm bed, free of Kate, Loulsie , Felicity, Doreen I will always love you and your OPEN EYES: popcorn, water & Ice. So if n This Valentine has a special job & Laura my warmth for you is shmeebles. Happy Valentine's Day. An elevator going up. you're a plannin', to get even Because we're miles apart: like the grasses hidden in the Love McDINGUS COMPETITIVE To cheer the hockey T-Birds on with me, just remember who deep mountain: Though its Dear DR. S.: loves you and without would With kisses, hugs and hearts. KATH and ROSIE abundance increases, there is You drive us wild — please be our never be. Love, (V> May the brier be with you. Love. Best of Luck Always, none who knows. Valentine. The hunchbellies Ed, Al, Gerry) \y M.P. Love, The PRC Girls Love from the Elevator Kid The Crazy 4th Years

Page 8 THE UBYSSEY Friday, February 13, 1981 Happy Valentines Day to Bar­ A.M.N. LOVES S.G.L. Adam and Eve, Anthony and Dear Peedo: Dearest Jennifer: bara, Joan, Camile, Rita, Dearest Robbie, Cleopatra, Romeo and Juliet, Computers can endanger your I love you and I always will. Dorothy, Ruth and Carolyn. Chargex, Mastercard, American you and me!! Happy Valentines health turn me on Instead I Happy Valentine's Day. With Passionate Love; Paul, Express, none could buy our day Grant. SB count love. ||s& B.B. Keith and Dennis. Socred trees. Be Mine ^^ Lots of love, Sue ^**^ Tree To my Sweet Baboo: Shirley, Nurses: "Meatpie": I love you less today than I will You light up my life. We love your lips, we love your Is it raining yet? I've still got tomorrow. Love Phil Happy Anniversary * eyes, especially your curvatious nine minutes and twenty Love your Matca Malla. thighs. seconds left. When do I collect? Boo Boo Le Maire Dear Babe: Braddo The guys from Pharmacy My satin craves your stripes. A Boo Boo by any other name Happy Birthday Valentine, Love Might I interest you in a little "Who Else!" champers and giggle this roman­ Just would not m* Jetboy Always. ^e**». tic eve? Remember France and Be the same ,-- Fd like to make an appointment DBA: ~ XO. be prepared! 9JSP € please. Wanna mate and Life without you now would be f My Dearest Geisha Rockcod: m penetrate. We'll call it a Valen­ ^^ Mouse unthinkable. With much love I Love You! tine's Date! always, C. P.S. Osh Kosh Happy Valentines Day Kelly, Yes I do! No one knows how I love you. Love Jetglrl B Gosh, hey?! Anne, and Anne from John, Karate Alfalfa Heart You rob all my senses. Gleam H.V.D. EVB: Dan, Greg, and Lome. Keep like an ember I oh so joyously Dear Chris: Ahnee ohev autach. smiling! fed. Tho I never hoped, yet still Happy Birthday and Happy Happy Valentine's Day to a guy Valentine's Day Carrie. VST Girls: Qj my love kept a beautiful vision Rozy, Rosmina, Rosy, that I really adore! You're really Love from Lea, Leean and Carol Who says we don't care? Happy clear. Fulfill it love. Let us Shahinoor.Shamu, Sheni, Anar, something special. Valentine's Day from third floor begin. .~ Nishi, Zainab, Alyia. Happy To the most beautiful and in­ Love from your "Peaches" Valentines Day. Thanks for Westminster Princes! Scarlett 11^ telligent women we know "you, To my handsome Albertan on good times in the cubicle. you lit up our labs". Have a To my favorite fruits and veggies Rhett may not love you but I do. Valentine's Day. I want to say I Love Dr. ME. happy Valentines Day. guy, I won't love you any less Happy Valentine's Day! love you. Every day I grow to The boys of CHML HI because I won't get a piece of Melanle Bhaylo, Bheno ane bachao. love you more. GERMAN CHOCOLATE CAKE Ifs Valentine's Day today. Valentine Day mumbarak. Dear Donnie: Forever your Valentine Murna. with OYSTERS today, besides Wado table me malnas. Big ej are you in heat? Sweet somethings, sweet Heat Leech: all I want Is to ask is will you be I.S.A. somethings! Love 44. P.S. More Leased forever. Runt Your heat source love you my Valentine? Love?? ^L red roses and less red noses! M.S. would like to wish a Happy Dearest Denise: warmly. £>•>, To Ron Valentines to the members of Tonighf s the night for romance. SWEETUMS: __ Nj My favourite medical student Look for the carnation. the "Mike's Had Me" club and May we never fade away, and My S.D. Peanut butter. Boo! 11-month greetings from your still say "I love you" next Valen­ extend an invitation to prospec­ Mrs. Riley: Tonighf s the night. silly bunsie. tine's Day. tive members. Please poke matron's Valentine Love your Honeyed TLC. Love, Mike S. A.S.A.P. This abstinence is bur­ To Jo the referee, you're our SlyT for you. Love S.N.L. xoxoxo WE LOVE YOU Bart Thanks for being you. Tom, our pizza pall! You're my one and only; be my Ralph. Have a very happy Valentines With or without onions; with or EUS Valentine Day. without olives; and definitely ¥ To Michael D: Yours forever, Flame Love Albert without anchovies, we luv ya!! Wa-Wa. We wuv you. Happy Valentines greetings to The Wed. nite staff. To Theresa, my favorite The Boys in Poll 311 My Darling Jolly: the girls in the sig-nificant sec­ I can't snort without you. lots of To the Girl With the Far Away HomewTecker, Kisses, kisses, The the Bearest Pue and Lump. tion of the out to lunch bunch in moaning and lust. Eyes (E.S.): kisses, HUG!! the Pit. Happy Valentine's love and __. Luv Randi S. Happy V.D. Luff, Bwana Dik Love, Ian kisses. Happiness is a hot Mike in a P.S. You make my gristle throb. Thanks Gay UBC, The Punkln chemistry Lab. Love April 13 To Warrie: love to you all. Wendy: Candy is dandy and flowers are and February 4. Hope you'll always be my Mark Last year we read the Valentines neat, special Valentine because 1T1 To Elizabeth Aiken # together, this year be my Valen­ but this message Is all my wallet A first year nurse for this geer Happy Valentines. You could always be your special Teddy did shine tine. can meet. drag me over the rainbow but Love ya Miss Mush. Bear. Love Schputz. xxxooo. A few nights out is usually a Love Bob Tm getting blown away Signed, Mr. Phil P.S. Wuv Ru morvan a mllwion good sign Dave Cheryl Reta M.: rutabagas You know I won't misuse You're still my favourite, and Psycho Killer: To M.M. and G.L. So whaf s your excuse always will be. TU'snort for you every nite on Happy Valentines Day to the For not wanting to be my Valen­ Here's to two fantastic looking _____ Volk Queen E. II. /mysa. "Ladies" on top, from twenty-six tine? guys. Happy Valentine's Day. tippr Luv M.J. admiring Eagles. Marion with an 'O': Love, Carolynn Rumblles: Happy Valentines Day G.T. Happy Valentine's Day, kid! Dearest RJG: Dear Trevor Evanic Watch out for wild teddy bears. From the Second Year Gears Love G. Be my valentine. When Janets away . . . we can Love Pooh Bear Love Gristles To all the girls in Mech '83 (in­ play To UWU: Pssst, secret agent Snapless, cluding Beth) from all the guys Love Cheryl My UWH fish, one day the in­ Dear Elaine, meet me tomorrow night at 9:00 In Mech '83 stitute will release you. TU then, Roses are red, Glucklich Valentinsgruss Tag by the tan VW. To M.H. be my Valentine? '..' violets are blue.., ISf- ^ zu melne sechs Liebchens Im _ * what do you think • Y\ Love, Your Quarry l'amour est un probleme Suden Gage 6-D. Auf Love you JIG about dinner for two? Happy Valentine's Day to all C'est tres difficile a expliquer wiedersehen — Schultzy A.W.F.: Wuv, "B" you little koyotes out there! C'a amuse le coeur My dreams are of you and a slow Snuffles: Happy koyote hunting! et s'inqlete l'esprit boat to China. CM.: P.S. Happy Valentines Day For almost a year now you've Gimme a call sometime when been making each day the Love, Ann-Marie Ffeji Happy Birthday and Valentine's your closefs clean. Kiss, kiss Last night was great; can't wait greatest, (and each night fan­ Dave, J.E., Tex, Willie, Pervert. Day to my very special Aunt and intertwining elbows. 'til our next Mazola Party. tastic). Keep up the good work. I love you all! Sue. I love you. — Michael C.W. Love and kisses, Lots of love . . . Cuddles Love, your favourite Birthday Jacket Kid: Lola, Wanda, Venus XXXOOO To J.K. Dearest Bozo, r\—^ „ Valentine Negative 2004. You asked for It! To Loren Roses are Red Thanks for the great back \ y^m Violets blue, massages. My Sweet Babboo: I once knew a place like you, a where would love be, DAVID: ^ moveable feast that will never Love from your Frisky Yours 'till the little piggies learn Mooooo! Moooool Mooooo! without you Love: Animal Cracker fade. Love P.K. My dearest sweetheart. Big how to do it themsleves. John It was good last nite! Lots Love Catherine CK. My dear, love of my life. Esther Esther, let me be your To Sirousy, my favorite brother- of love, Little Laura. Dear Gareth, Please say yes and become my molester or at least your Valen­ in-law: Do all Turtles have such pretty wife. Though many of our tine. Roses are red, To my sleeping beauity dreamboat eyes? (~"0_ friends will scoff at thee. You'll Love from Your Hungry Hearts violets are blue Nudge, nudge, wink, wink V*P Moi be safe In Joffre with me. Sugarplum, Tm glad you married Sue , , All my love "Baby" "E" My Dearest Thumper: B.U. I'm glad we shared another lov­ and I bet she is, too 'y Why wait for spring, we're To my dearest kool kat. You're To the cute girl I call Toots: ing year together. Shall our love Sister-in-law twitterpated now. Say you'll be purr-feet for me! With much Happy Valentines. Fll see you and friendship be forever. mine and Fll keep you thumping Ker^ love, hello Kitty soon. Love and kisses, Frank forever. Give me Social Credit by being Dearest Raym Love S.A.P. my valentine. Sec'y God loves all of us and whoever Who could Imagine that we'd JAMIE: will call upon the name of the Mike, last this long? Happy Our Guardian Angel, thanks for Beloved Bear: Lord will be saved. Put the T between V.P. by being Valentine's Day. Love IDebm three wonderful nights in Ed­ I love you!! No question Mark. my Social Credit Valentine. monton. Karen, your love May, Happy Valentine's Day, Your three wild women Thanks for all the times good Dean, Lisa and I hope we spend many Little Embie: and bad and remember the Here's my vote for your Socred more together Happy Valentines Day Nancy. Happy Valentine's Day. greatest of all things is love. heart, in triplicate Love, George P. From the boys of S2C. With Love from SME. Urchle's Friend Friday, February 13,1981 THE UBYSSEY Page 9 Margo — S. G. E. Ed Hamel: Happy Valentines Day Gillian ANDY: Without you we would be strok­ Love's not on the rocks. What a Happy Birthday to a very special I hope the San Franciscan sun We've changed and grown in ing our own straight eight. surprise. I don't know the person. All the best forever. shies on you too. each other's light. Sharing your Love, Your Mighty Llghties reasons, she asks me the whys. Love, Cupid Chris laughter and showing you cared Yesterdays gone and what I — opened my world. Thanks for Iris and Olivia: »• J.L. don't want are goodbyes. To Third Cariboo: being there. Keep your light Thanks for bringing love and B.P. Riots are red, violence is blue, The best brother floor around. within reach. happiness into my life! HVDI be my Valentine else I am Love and kisses. Love Always, Your Peaches To DBW-222 through. •&" Third Tweeds Happy Valentines to all the rats You really tear me to pieces. Your Valentine, David on the CVC Council. That in­ JR.: Love, JAC-621 To my favorite Johns, not to cludes you two photography I'm only one of many like R. W. Karen: mention Ron and Dave. Happy nuts! Love, you know who. (Rodger who?). But pulse jeans Dear McGoof: Be my Valentine, I'm so hot for Day from a left wing radical! Bunches of big bear hugs and or not my heart beats for you. you. 17 months later and still your Les, Andrew, Andy — Here's a sloppy smooches. T.O.M. SB Love, Fred (Shorty) thesis isn't finished, Oi Vay! Special Valentines Hello to Love, "Pooh" some of the best guys I know PAULA: Lorrie: Can I be your Valentine this love, me.(remember?) "Fair as a star, when only one is Chris: You appeared one thousand time? .^a) shining in the sky." With love I love you more as time goes by. years ago in a Gothic Dream, ^ Hustle B? Alfy Waif: Is this true love or and starry eyes, Nigel tantalizing with distant glimp­ To our beloved 69ers: what? Breaking up is hard to do; ses. Yesterday, you returned to Peter John Love from the Hobbit to the Hugs and kisses and . . . in other words, I miss you. steal my soul. What can I do? If Seal. come and get 'em. To the M.R.D. I embrae a fantasy will it not To Dr. Knox: This is just to tell (Thafs you Mike) kidnap team, Love Brooke xoxoxoxo you that you're a super teacher. MJM disappear forever? here's to zero for three. Thanks. A -308 Front Row You were great in Stanley Park, P.B. Special Valentine's Massages AH) Love and kisses, Devotee. wonderful on the bus to Quebec available. You guys know where ^•^ The Birthday Boys Et le parfum? Ne 1'oublis pas, and exciting in McDonald's to get them. Krista, you're so very special to Pierre. Amoureusement, com- Love "Happy Face" Dear Touch-Down Todd, parking lot. You're the best. me toujours. me, I hope you'll be my Valen­ I know you're the greatest! Love AWT Flfl H. tine! Love Murray. from To My Sweetheart John: Confidentially, you make my To Snuffy: Boss of the World To the Birthday Cupid: You cheer me whenever I'm body twitch! Happy Valentine's Day to my Have a shot on me tomorrow. 1 2 3 S Jeanne: feeling blue, From your little Garden Gnome. favorite cheesecake make. Guichi. Not only do I love you . . . you Get me to smile when My Personal Valentine's Day are my favourite teacher. It's hard to do. Dear Sweet Pea: Message Is: I LOVE CAT Jim You must have been sent I love you very muchly. To my gigolo: lef s make some Signed - W.B. from heaven above. Pooky tea, mon cheri. Je faime tou­ Happy Valentine's Day to BOOM BOOM UTAS To me here on earth Dear Jackie: jours. Gloria, Shirley, Linda, Cindy, Don't leave me Babe forever to love! Roses are red Laura Grace, Karen, Audrey, Pat, Vi­ Little Brother Thank you for everything, all my Violets are blue vian, Evelyn, Dorothy, Margaret, To rooms one, three, four, five love and kisses forever and You're the best thing to come Brenda, Donna and Joyce! and six. Surprised? Happy always. along in my life To Mary Rutherford: Love Peter and Mike Valentine's Day and Cheers! Love, Debbie Since sliced bread! Happiest of Valentines Days. Happy Valentine's Day to the Headphones Your Station gives me Re­ Dear Laurie: Program Man: patrol. Even if you break my <£ To everyone in phrateres. Have juvenation!! — Dave. Only twelve more games! When heart everytime you tow my car Thank you for being my friend, it one for us tonight. Cheers! will I know your name? Happy Valentines Day to my Lit­ away. means the world to me! Your prez and vice Luv, Debbie Geog. "Friend" tle Friend who looks like alfalfa To the Sweetie on the bike in in the morning. Love Always. Happy Valentine's Day Trudi We bussed across Granville Dear Ken: September. See you soon ?????? Your little friend Me. Loo. P.S. Mustangs suck. Bridge together. You major in Can't wait until our next UBC A Fan Please buy true sports car in­ English and French and will To My Lovey-Dovey-Sugar- Social Credit meeting Tuesday stead of keeping that tractor! graduate this year in education. Attention Laura: Plummy-little chi-chi, I ain't at noon SUB Rm. 224. In my foolish haste, lady, I Yer Davey raves you too!! Happy foolin' you got me drewlin', and I Happy Valentine's Day to Luv, Debbie Johammer C. forgot to ask your name. Please, Valentine's Day!!! wuv you more than amilwion wokey pucs, Hugs and Bum- Love L.C, B.W. Hi Louise: let us meet again. Tall, Dark Sherin and Louise: pats, Love ya, H. Wallbanger. Thinking of you in Banff. I still and Handsome.261-4004 May the dawn never falter in Manly Dave wishes all a Happy love your nose. Geographically Valentine's Day. See you all at Kitty: your lives. For P. BRADLEY: yours, To an exceptional lady. From Your Noble Knight Don't feel too badly about it. the ball! ^ Japanda and Dave the boys at table 36. Let's try again soon. Dear Judy: ^ A.A.H. John Kozak: I have surrendered to your lack of Love KITTY You lovely student of fish, I Bunny Button N: Of course there's a special Trust in my depart and yours interest. PBKI think you're really terrifl It's message for you. Have fun simply a shame, you won't see forever will be my heart. Your Disgruntled Valentine Drop by on the 23rd and well locating it. Puff the Magic. make up for the ten days that me again, 'cause we can't go on 3524 To My Favorite Ombudspeople meeting like this! D. — Happy Valentines. she was here. KITTY XOXO Thinking of you Valentine To the lovely ladies of Third To John, MS, Katherine, J.G. Love MM Salish, Happy Valentine's Day. -H. W. and Stephen: Linda: ToSK: ~ Love from Third Haida Rangers The house is too big without Girl of my dreams. You are my ! !! !!! Ill Peaches, Peaches, Pumpkin from H.T. *** Pie, You're the apple of my eye. Hey Cutie! te guiding beam. Be my Valentine Happy Valentines. Thafs you Michelin ^af Luv Nou Nou and lTl guarantee a great life­ Happy Valentine's Day MR. ^£ Love, Mike Happy Valentine's Day! To "My Incredible Hulk" - may long team. FLAPS. Love from your squishy Lots of love always, you finally split your shirt­ MISS FLAPS. (Five times.) Cathy Lam: ^^ To"N" Darry, B.W. and Dag sleeves open one day! You're every woman in the Luv You "M" To: "Benny's elder sister": Love Flea world to me. You're my fantasy, Johnny O. Dent. II To Len C: I like Chinese. Love. you're my ectasy. Followed you up from Mexico. Dearest Honeybuns: Soupe de Jour and keep sing­ "The Prez" All My Love, Bing Loved what you did on I still feel like Raspberry Jello! ing! Love your Los Angeles girl. TEDDY: automatic pilot. Got the hots Remember to keep snuggly. Ines Allison M.: You are the bestest cuddler in for ya', ya' big hunk. The long- Gluckl Wuv, Muffin. the world. Be my Valentine. My brain talks and says forget legged redhead (36-25-36) you A pretty girl with a nice smile Women ought not go into Love. you. met in the Mexican bar. and a warm heart. Your a sweet engineering. Be my gear and I'll Your BOOBOO My heart fights but loses. "Hotlips" love of mine. You are one hell of a lady. grab your rear. Sam ToM.C: Thanks for understanding. Happy Valentine's Day to Valentino With all my love. Happy Valentine's Day to all my Smoke Signal Gambler Dianne Carr and Marianne Carr. AX. To Ex-Telemark: lady friends for making life Thanks for playing football! Isn't this place better than Creamy Munch Love Peter worthwhile. Love BRIAN Torch, Shovelface, Kermit, pushing buttons in Tahsis? Hap­ Bert, Sweedums! I'm going to Happy Valentine's Day. Love DEAREST BUTTERFLY! All I need is peace and quiet and py Valentine's Day, Sweetheart. dig my claws in!?" * Love. Your you. Happiest of Valentines. May we you for my Valentine. I love you Friends always, another "Ex." own Yours J.R. spend many more together. £>_ "just a little" more each day. But To My Cookie, MISS PIGGY Don (D.C.) Lovingly yours, SNUGGLES then who wouldn't—you're hot I Love You The best of luck, life and stuff!! Happy Valentine's to From Your Cookie Monster! Happy Valentine's Day to the My favorite new friends: Elaine, laughter. Happy Valentine's Love, Lenore great guys in third year Chemi­ Day. To Rod: Georgina, Jeanne, Laurie. Luv Grizzle "E"-C > cal Engineering. Zebon. Hope you like your sur­ Love always, (Meow), Pat Happy Valentine's Day! NANCY, SARAH If you love me like music 111 be Love from the Spaceman prise. Agape Motz, Linda Mae, Hulzie your song. KATHLEEN & LORRIE To you all: and Freeza. Je Vous Aime Tout. Love, Big "K" To Kathryn: RODGER: Why can't we feel this every day? The Scottish Cauliflower How's that biology coming? Happy Valentine's Day to our To our loyal pit crew and the Love tomorrow too. Love from Kim favorite civil! We both know three's company. 108 Oly team, a very happy To Vivian: LORRIE, JANET, CATHY MUX: But one is very lonely. B. H. lef s Valentine's Day from the coach Let's go swimming sometime! PAM, ALEX He Zabyg - gyzhe bahamo kybg. get together. and end chair. G. M. Happy Valentine's Day! Love from FI Jenny: your not so secret admirer. FUZZY NUTS: Goo, Give me the best birthday pre­ PHILIP: * _ Sugar and spice and all things Happy Valentine's Day and Don't play hard to get. Surren­ I love you as much as you love nice, this is/nfhat you are made sent ever. Marry me. Ex Animo hockey (If thafs possible!) forever. My best wishes to In Aetasnum. der. Discretion assured. Well? Jackie Brown (Nursing). Love, Wimp ^^H Love you. Buzz TURKEYTOES From Ken «fe To the wonderful guys in S.L. Tim: ^^ To my Booby Monster: BRADK. Tweed hearts are red, f*a& (especially first floor). Thanks "A cord of three strands is not I.L.Y.V.M. John-Boy and your I will always admire how you Violets are blue, ^^ for being my friend. Hugs and quickly broken." You're masterl My heart pants for you keep our relationship low-key. We think you're terrific. kisses to all. beautiful. both. Call me. The men of Cariboo. Luv, Debbie Love always, Theresa CUTES KITTY From B.T. Page 10 THE UBYSSEY Friday, February 13, 1981 To that special Teddy I can't Ooh, Ooh-Ah-Ah. Ting- Dearest Michael: Happy V.D. to all Aggie Women: Robyn, Bear to be without. Happy Tang, Walla-Walla-Blng-Bang. Wishing for a repeat of Valen­ Elaine Anderson. Deb Antoniuk. Thanks for the great meals and Valentine's Day! Lots of love Ooh-Ee Oooh-Ah-Ah. Ting. tine's Day 80! Forever your lov­ Diane Beer, Carolyn Bowering, great times. Here's to many more. from Honey. Tang, Walla-Walla-Walla-Bang. ing wife Bo. Eleanor Burns, Jane Churchill, Love, just your canoe partner. (Allegro) Translation I love you Leahann Crosbie. Sherry Duncan, Happy Valentine's Day to ALL of Dear Rudy Valentino: Thanks for the memories. as much as I did when I met Denise Evans, Sandy GUI, Annick our very special friends. Thanks Happy Valentine's Day from I shall always remember you as my you, and I can't live without you Harris. Lynn Haskey, Carol Her- for the good times. May the hap­ Uncle Setrak and Aunty favorite SAC — ex hack. anymore. Give me a chance. I mansen. Andrea Karen. Michele Le piness never end. Shoushan. ^ have not found a fossil an nice Gallais, Andrey Leach, Elaine Len- Dear Lower Lumbar Pain: Love from Don as you are! I hope we will always Dear Izi: son, Leanne Little, Debra Long. Between dads, dogs, and atomic and Warren remain close over the years, no Ice Cream and jaja. Big Bossi. Gail McLeod, Elisa Missio. Julie bombs, our love keeps on shining. matter how far we end up from Happy Valentine's Day. Rivet, Wendy Royle. Janice Yours forever, C ELAINE You make me melt one another. I don't know where From Mum & Dad Sauder, Linda Schlld, Sharon like tee cream in July To Gloria, Marion and Karen I stand with you but you will Dear Muddy, Fatty, Martina: Schmidt, Esther Soles, Judy Ifs been real, when do get an orgy? My head's in a spin always be No. 1 in my Heart. — Steves, Susan Taubenheim. Norma Because you're cool and^ Happy Valentine's Day. Love from Lots of love. The Handsome Men of Your Hopelessly Hopelessly Vancouver. Vanderpol, Ken Vanderburgh. Jean B Quad. sweetness Watters, Joan Wilkinson, Shiao- (But unattached) Romantic. Isabel, Jacob, Rudy. Is such a natural high Dan Yu, Pauline Yu. Janet Bates. Sunshine: Just want you to know Happy V.D. to Dear Len, Norm, Dear Natal, Leo, Ed: Teresa Bertwell, Brenda Borba, May we once again listen to silver That the taste won't go and Pottle from the Hot & Happy Valentine's Day from Gillian Campbell. Nancy Campbell, toe frogs. ^^ That the feeling won't end Saucy Pizza Girl. P.S. Thank- Vancouver to Lebanon. Fanny Chu, Colette: Cloutier, Judy Love and Kisses. ^^ So here's a special wish You Mr. Boerewurst. Izi, Jaja, Rudy. Decker, Carrie Dowler, Lorraine Ef- Your Sweetie To a very special friend fa. Kathy Erickson, Bev Fan, Tam­ Shoshana you are the love of my To my hulk? hunk?! HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY KITTY: my Fassaert. Susan Flathman. life. Art. P.S. One day will you How about letting my bacteria mix ^Bk from Z The thing that goes the farthest Theresa Flynn, Valerie Found, go up to Jerusalem with ine as with your soil? towards making life worthwhile, Karen Godwin, Barb Hamilton, my wife, friend and lover? Forever yours, G Dearest Jennie: that costs the least, and does Deborah Harrison. Clinton HilHard, the most, is just your pleasant I'll always remember Dear Ahh-Pnre: Alnoor Hlrji. Dale Hodgins. Sylvi To the cutie in EGB smile. Happy Valentine's, All the moments we've shared Can dead horses read. . .? Tm Holmsen, Gail Home, Liz Jahren, You're so loveable And III never forget all sorry I lied. I wasn't amused. MIKEY Louise Janes, Kay Jay. Carolyn We just had to do it The times when you cared Your Devoted Flogger M.B. Kerr, Elizabeth Kuochke, Margaret C Quad Youll be with me forever Dear Nancy B.: Lake, Mei Lee. YoonM Lim. Margot To D-D, In my heart and soul Dearest Snurd Happy Valentine's Day, Babe. I love you. Longley, Mya McLeod, Maureen See yah 'after 8" V-Day! I love Happy Valentine's Day LA was heaven R.P.S. McLeod, Benna Makhijani, Carol you. from DON Lefs run away again — Of Masters, Suzanne Miscisco, CC This time for good ^^r JANE: Hang in there kid. You Margaret Moor, Annette Moor, JEFFY PUPPY: Wilf: P- Cause win or lose * may catch him yet! Happy Kathy OpheL Valerie Pnmer, Louise What can I say? I like playing rodeo with you. Smooch. You're always mine * Valentine's. Radnidge, Shawna Reed, Pauline You Sexy Valentine DAVE Rueger, Shelley Saltzman. especially when you use your Love, Cutsie spurs. Love Chris Yours Always — Love Snuirt To my new sister: Angelika Schneider, Tracy Short. To my favorite Scotsman: Dana Sinclair, Janet Tan. Janette Dear Mates: Happy Valentine's and welcome To those sweet, wonderful, Happy 22th. Taylor, Holly Tillotson, Heidy loveable, dashing, handsome, The outback is lovely. Seen lots to the family. Love, P.S. Be My Valentine? Tilsner, Liane Vamam, Barb Veale, "intelligent," male chauvinists, of Kangaroos and Koala bears. Fred the Fireman yours FOOSH Deb Wabnegger, Diane Watson, John, Pat, Des, Tom, Alvin, Back Monday. To my Sorority Sisters: Lisa, To N9D Happy Valentine's Day: Mildred Wells, Andrea Willis, Judy Pang. It was love at first byte. To Kathy: Marjorie, Sheryl. Happy Valen­ Wong, Pamela Wood, Deborah To the 2nd best quad of foosball To My Dearest Pal: Through parties past and fetes tine's. Allaih, Heidi Bosshart, Susan players. Qu'll est difficile d'aimer. future, please take me along D.F. Brandl, Sheryl Broca, Alice Chan, Love Your Better Half! Bonne chance et courage! when you slide on down. To Ken Q. — Commerce 4: Debbie D'Algle, Karen Dalla-Tina, Mile. Fossette I can't wait forever! From, Joanne Douglas, Sue Gadsby, Lor­ Darrell BUNNY FACE: Dearest SWEETHEART O'IMine; ???? raine Gilbert, Anne Grier, Nancy To my partner in crime: H , ^ 'BEWARE' Sweety-Pie, LOVE is Heath, Sandy Heindze, Rhae Today, like any day, I only have DEAREST ALEX: I love you! my weapon . . . and YOU are Johnson, Kathy Jung, Sandy one thing to say: "Quand est-ce You are still the rainbow in my destined to be my next victim! Latin, Amanda Lau, Sylvia Leung, que nous boirons le vin? To My Love Ching Ching: HAPPY VALENTINE* DAY heart. Happy Valentine's Day! In Taiwan : Wo Ai Ni. Doris Liddle, Joan Lloyd, Judy Forever Yours, Honeybun Love, DEBBIE Luniw, Cheryl McColl, Ute Man- Lance Baby: From Ku Forget Helen. I want your body. To the ladies of Panhellenic: nhardt, Michelle Murray, Barbara Vancouver Canada For you Judy: Love Adrianna Here's a thought. Firewood to Have a happy Valentine's Day. Neilson, Cathleen Nichols, Kamu- Nancy: keep you hot bottled home The ALPHA DELTS juni Nixon, Diane Patt, Sheryl Dear Demento: Happy Valentine's Day. All my made vintage wine will you be vicki Peterson, June Petrali, Madeline Happy Valentine's Day love. This sure beats the mail my Valentine. Pilon, Patty Radcliffe. Nancy Love Misty doesn't it? My fellow Monday night movie Richardson, Beth Ringdahl, Linda L.W. Chris: Love Ian critic. Don't behave on Valen­ Sigurgeirson, Sheila Smith. Bar­ You are certainly this cafs Kelly: tine's. D. bara Stefiuk, Kiat Tam. Begonia To the lady of my dreams on meow. sixth dene. Be mine. For morning wakeups, midnight MY YENTA: To, Barbara Udy, Margaret van teas, smiles, support, and Nudge, nudge, Raggy Love your bartender When can I renta your ? Soest, Gwen Waldie, Melissa friendship, thanks. Signed: Love your noisiest kreplach. I Ward, Irene Wildn, Beatrice Wong, To CPM: Dearest Murray: Chilcoot Dreamer love you, Betmid Tm in the Helen Wong, Diana Barchard, Happy Valentine's Day, Spunky. I love you! Please won't you A.P. mood. Margery Beales. Cindy Booty, Forever yours, Ted. be my Valentine?! Much love Debra Bryanton, Sharon North, west, or even south, your To My Sweetest Laura: Cuddles! (Glennie) Harrison, always Chestnutt, Leslie Crooks, Sarah path I cannot see, but east I I love you. Can I rape¥ you videos, popcorn, red hair and Krista Curtis, Ann Donaldson, Harriet wait, patiently, Gronkettes and too? Don't tell Luke! you're all mine. I wuv you. * Douwes, Karen Edwards. Heather T.M. all, for thee. Love, SCORPIO Shushi Feelings haven't changed you're A.B.C. (E.E.M.A.) Freeman, Kathy Gould, Wendy still my "10". Love and kisses. To the blonde I know that holds Green, Cornelia Haeussler, HAPPY G.K. Honey: my heart: Ifs been a pleasure Christina Hilllard, Jacquie Jacob, Love me love my bicycle. Meet knowing you right from the Barb Johnstone, Sudha Kshaniya, cW * TOUGHIE: me at West Point Cycle, 3771 start. ^^^^ Brenda Lalik, Vicki Lunny, Lindsay X^Y VALENTINES Joyeux jour de la Saint Valen­ W. 10th at Alma. 224-3536. P.M. MacPherson, Cindy Morrow, San­ Cj/C-J Day Creepo tin! dra Murray, Martha Naval, Jennifer XX 00-81 Nuts-O Heather? A girl that I then met in first year • Love Creep. Umm . . . uhh . . . let me think. has now become third year and O'Halloran, Sheila Pilkington. In round figures, 90% of B.C. Okay. I remember. Are you my most dear. Her name's A. L. Grace Poelman, Savine Presch, To all the ladies at Campus girls are beautiful, but 10% Valentine? ^) Brooks and some call her Sherry Robertson, Janet Robin, Crusade: Louise, Judy, Susan, goes to U.B.C. Love to all the "' Randy glooks. But you can decide Shirlee Sanders, Ann Tiplady, Jacqueline, Wendy, Jackie. lotuses of U.B.C. when you see're. Psyche Wearne, Fiona Webster, Mei-Jean, Ruth, Po-Yu, Monna, It started with a simple call -D.W. Leslie Wilkinson, Aileen Wright. Brenda, Sheryl, Georgina, To Brian at the Firehall, Sweetheart: Marilyn, Dawn, Doris, Lois. I love you. I love you. I love "What nice young men they Lefs run away to our Desert Isle Shieek (266-6460) Monique, Mary, Lorrie, Delia. you. I love you!! You "Bunny- tonite to celebrate our happy are!" we think. Oggie (228-1507) Alice, Melva, Joan. Anne, face," you! year together! Champagne, Until we learned of "Babylon Spaz (224-9064) Melissa, Ease, Chistina, From your angel, Bebe O.J., and smoked oysters for an Pink". Quaker (224-9017) Miriam, Leanne, Sue, Carol, early retired evening. Darling! clT Even though you have no Balls, P.S. — We'd love to love you, but Maureen, Karen, Sharon, Cathy, I Love You! Lefs keep the rumours flying And leave us there when you pick your nose! Ann, Robin, Susan, Laurie, hot and heavy! someone calls. Noodlehead, Frecklesnoot, and Miss Leslie: Jane, Nllofar, Chris, and Ber­ S.R.H. We, the girls of N5C, the kid: Happy Valentine's Day! To the lady who lights my life and nice. We remember you on this DINA DINA DINA L. Hrubant. Are glad that you boys Loveya, Lumpy Valentine's day, wishing love made us tea. warms my . . . Wishing you a warm Valentine's CHOUIE: Love H&B and joy for 1981. God bless you Day. I often thought about you. We just wrote these few and may the peace of Christ be short lines, What would I do without youie? To the Nerd these trips to White From George Chan LOUIE with you all. From all the guys. In hopes you'd be Rock are hurtin' mate! Extend my With love, especially from EVAI our Valentines. "«• curfew! .„„._.„„. Murray — nudge, nudge, wink, Peter Lowe Thank you for your love and wink . . . Happy Valentine's Love me kindness. _A To dear Uncle Graham and Day! Love, SH George Ken: Georgy Porgy. Happy Lis If you were the only man in the Craig: Valentine's Day from Vancouver Mve4 Ws»i Here's to love at first bite! Love Vancouver to Toronto. grams Chair & Concert FRED & SAM from the lady in black satin. Isi, Jaja, Rudy Groupies UST YYJW: VALENTINE

Friday, February 13, 1981 THE UBYSSEY Page 11 RUDS: Dear James, Chris. Rick, Tim & Mike. Please A Happy Valentine's Day from To T.D.J.: Bet you thought Td forget. Well There's lots of time for that Hap­ be our Valentine's. From The 3TE. to: Claire A., Margot A., From a not so secret admirer. I didn't. Try sobriety once in a py Valentine's Day sweety. Committee to Abolish Diane B., Ursula B., Lorraine B., Want to work on a computer while. Happy Valentine's Day. Love Porky oxoxox Wallflowers. K. Bucket, Brenda B., B. program soon? Cobol is the best Bounce, Heather C, Denise C, THE CHEM LOVER To the Phi Delt STUD: O' sweet Hamlet, why soliloguy language. Cathy C, Lakshmi D., Heidi D., CABBOTT: Be my Valentine. Love, hugs, when you can duet?^ ERICK Rachel D., Kathy D., Bonnie G., It's been a slice, watch out for and kisses. OP1E PUFFIN: Leslie G., Annette H., alice H., me when you're running. P.S. BUTTERFLY You're cute. I promise Fll love To '56 Dodge: * Ardelle H.. Sharon H., Kathy H., (It's in all the right places.) Love BOB HALIFAX will you be our Thanx for tuning my carburator. Sharon H., Sue H., Helen J., you forever. Your devoted from above. Bordeaux Beau? Lovingly, '67 Ford BuggyB J., Mllly J., Ingrid K, M. TED E. BEAR The Sisters of Alpha Phi DEAREST TORIE: BABE: AL, Lizzie M., Doris M.. Leslie CATHY H.: Everyone else is sweetheart for BOi 54 weeks, ashtrays, blue, M., Cathy M., Cathy Mac, Kirsty The secret to life is where a day; you're ours forever. I will find you a bobcat if you weekends at Coho, letters. I M., The Good, the Bad, and the romance starts, under a quilt. SIGMA CHI will be my Valentine. love you very much. Ugly, Mary M., Maureen P., Ann Love. To my Sweetie: MAXIMUS BEAR P., Judy P., Theresa P., P2R2, JEFFD. Roses are red. Violets are blue. Corinne R., Jane R., Leslie R., "Hey stranger! Let's get KAREN: Nancy S., Karen Sch., Jill S., TH be frisky. How about you? DEAR STUBLE: together" outside of our sint- May our love grow to Antigua Nancy S., Karen S., Norma S., O- From the day we met I knew ~ BARBI: dt/ ncost tutorials and 8:30 V = IR. and beyond. You are the Chris S., Helen S., Nancy T., from your sweet smile, your My love I adore thee. You are my greatest. Love, Kathy V., Susan V., Mary-Anne, F.B.: understanding mind, and your one and only teacher. Love your Roses are red, violets are blue. I ROSS Wendy W., and Baldeep W. little bear. very big heart full of considera­ hope it works out for you and Ines J!»L1 tion that you would always be MARIE me. Love, B.C. Your smile sends me To the warmest ray of Okanagan my Valentine. From To CHRIS C: WANTED: Brainy, four eyed, into systole. sunshine, from your old FLIPP1TY FLOP Happy Valentine's Day to our fa­ B.P. goes up and fourth year physics male to help McKinley friend. Happy Valen­ SPARKLES: vorite pet rhino. Love and hugs? M.P. comes down. me with my first year sciences. tine's Day. Sweet memories of our short The cure? Doc said, We love your muscular he-man "Services Rendered." Phone but tender moments will forever Ami ad lib. b.i.d p.r.n. To Third Salish and the bodies, you dekes make us Carlln, 224-1069. -BJ stay dear to me. Happy Valen­ 3:5 miss Bangers: cream our cords. Signed: ZWEEPIE: • "It doesn't matter who you love tine's Day! THE BETAS ril warm your feet If you'll be my In honor of Gow's absence and or how you love but that you MOON To my SCHITZIE: Valentine! for Erin's sake, Happy Valen­ love." HONEY: I love you Love and xxx Y.S.B. tine's with love. Happy Valentine's Day, Time endears but cannot fade DENNYS MEELK LYNN (chubby cheeks) BUCK - Sharing life with you is Sweethearts! Hope you find the memories that love has yoursl " JOHN (224-0626) everything I could ask for. You To M & D: made. Happy 17th monniver- FLIP and POLACK You big strong rugby brute. certainly light up my life. Won't Happy Valentine's Day. sary. Be my Valentine. you be my Valentine for yet Love T. IRVING: Your B. **^ Love & kisses. another year? Luv ya, Minnie To my cutleple: Cuddles loves you. How about a To the women of the fly lab: ^ JAMIE ERIC SNUGGLES: For all of the good times and all date? Wink, wink, nudge, You have the most favorable nudge. My place at 5:30 for your Blue, Vitas Gelrulitas, and "Love you like crazy" today and of the fun. Fm thankful you're phenotype our little red eyes "Valentine." ENAGUA elevators. Bring the pots and always. Your hugable the only one. Love. ^M have ever seen. Affection and pans. HOKY Your GLAZED DONUT ^ To my favorite Lion head: wing-scissoring from the Mutants. To a loving future! CHUCK - It makes me so wet To the girl with the champagne Aside from the frequent ven­ B. when I think of how handsome personality: Happy 20th to the tures to Church's, it hasn't been MONICA: Gerry Cooper: you look in your crew jacket. sweetest, prettiest girl I know. bad at all. Happy 1.751 Ail my Your eyes are like Paris You're crazy for skating, Fm Love, BUFORD Be mine Valentine. love. •af in the spring. crazy for you. One of us is KARBEAR • Love JEFF D. RICHARD: Dearest Honeypoochikins: , definitely crazy — but Fm not P.S. If you're late once more, VW Happy Valentine's Day and all Your moo's help calm my Forty night beer club: Keener, the one with the broken knee­ hire Harvey's friend! kinds of mushy stuff. monster and your kisses brink Baconfat, Wango Tango, Rotten cap! CONNIE my heart to life. Mm'uaaa. Keg (alias Snarky and J.B.) Hap­ Johnny, RC, Randys and Love, your little snugglebunny. py Valentine's Jelly Bean; ifs California Man. RdR to my To Tom Sakata: PTK^ Happy Valentine's Day from P.S. Lefs snuggle tomorrow. been a while and Sammy misses* favorite 84 pole supporters. Your smooth lengthy mane Sylvia. Been a good year — can your Secret Admirer. DARLINGEST BUNNY: Here's to shaving cream, beckons me to ride, but Tm no you say that? Surel Your place noseglasses, Friday tea parties •U> M^ PANDA FEET You'll be my Valentine foreverl Godiva. Stay close. or mine? and Flaming Oranges. Happy HONEYBUNS: Pour toi (For you) Ma Cherie Luv, BEAR MOUSKA: Valentine's Day. To celebrate our first of at least Amour (My Bearest Ben) Ma To my OMAR: Won't you please be mine. Will Luv SPINNY 80 anniversaries together. May Valentine (Mine for Mon.) and Want to make a movie little you be my Valentine? H.P., I love your touch. all the love that can be possible, the rest of the weekend toot boy? YORG1 JOEY exists between us. From my (J*adore tu.) Love AUDREY valentine heart to yours. Eternal Hello DEWDLE: Happy Valentine JANE: It started with mint chip, soon Shy. studious SUE on 4th Salish love and xxx Bet you're surprised. Happy, Watch out for that carl if 11 begin with marriage. I love re your ad in the Totem Poll ap­ From 007 happy Valentine's Day. Don't JEFF you Amy. ply 264 Haida. VICKI: forget 351 days ago today. Hope VAL! HELD AIR BEAR: When the love from our bottle ifs all good for you too. Lotsa Tm ready hope you are too. To the Pearl who took the road With all my love runs dry stars shall stoop from love. Your Marry me won't you? less travelled by: Dum vivimus PJG on high; No soul so sorrowful as 0? WOOSIE WOOSKETEER BABA LOUIE I. But I know we'll continue to vivamus. Love, your Great West JOHN: To LISA S: Happy Valentine's Day Trisha try building our love To the sky. Connection Ifs been a beautiful year with PURRR1 My scratch pad Webster! Will you be my Valen­ Our souls as one as we fly. Happy 2nd RAF. How'd you like you as my love. I am so glad that or yours? Love. tine for another year, or two? or Warren to spend the evening cuddled up we met, cause me wuvs you Your KOOK KAT so? Yours always, to a nice cup of hot chocolate? muchly. Forever yours, your lit­ Babe: To our 6'6" cupid, who runs the DAVID My place or yours? tle "Ya wanna dancer "Sure!" The best damn sports program on words I remember so vividly. RIF xox PUSSKINS HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY campus. Love from your little Love "POOKIE" Words which began a new and Honey-bear: Dear 119: ass.- and-dlr. munchkins in the beautiful experience in my life. I love you just the" way you are, Roses may be red and all that closet of WMG. To TOM SAKATA: Love your guy, Tony don't ever change, okay?! stuff, but you're gorgeous. Love Love and kisses on Valentine's Hey Mouse: 224. Day, your Secret Admirer M.P.B.H. Love & smacks, P.B. Bear Fve got a great piece of cheese Tve ALWAYS believed. ^X Sugar Bear — This romance SJiT: cake for you. Yum yum. G.0.4.*l, Wlse'n Smokey. How My Valentine Vice ^) sure is a tricky business — but I Will you be my Valentine? I BROC about dinner at my place before Repay water with ICE j ? love the fringe benefits. Love, need some snuggles soon or Fll Saturday's dance? Love *3, Mon beau Fill-UP (Revenge set the price!) ' ' freeze! SLEEPER Fear not, for you know __ Happy Valentine's Dayl *» "• R.J. B.W.: ril soon set you aglow(t) (M) To a very special guy. You're a wonder. God must have Our hot/cold affair's so nice. Happy Valentine's Day: Bill RAIDERS: ^' Love. MAY Cawker, Dream Deke, Kelly Early to bed, early to rise, spent a little more time on you. Love SEEDY For my Slovenian princess — be Gardiner, Dave Hazelett, Bryce makes a man healthy, wealthy Happy Valentine's. G.D. forever my treasure. Love "My Date" - Kelpin, Rob Lindsay, Scot Mac­ and wise. Sleep tight Friday CHUGGIE DEAR DEAR: Lunch at Orestes was Just a Farlane, Paul Noble, Brian Stan- night. Make love not war. Irwin looks start, it was then and there that dish. Love from the DKE Fan MISS AUSTIN: forward to our meeting tonight! you stole my heart. Since then Club. Here's to "Hockey and Basket­ You blue-eyed, brown-haired Yours forever. HAWKNOSE I've hever been the same, I have ball" and late night wildness this feeling I can't quite name. End it all in the SUB Aud with beauty. You can shoot baskets To the ladies of our lives: SPARKY: Becaus ifs Valentine's Day I Dr. Strangelove. 12:30, Fri. at my hoop anytime. Love, A.C. Love to: "A" and "C." Wishing you the best, as you Just want you to know, these 13th. Basketball Thunderettes: The men in N15B have given me. Love. special thoughts are for you — Thank you for an enjoyable Telgip — Darius meeowed. ROY WARD: wrapped with a bow. Be ready at Fresco's balding, and TU love season. To the centres: thanks Where my mind be . . midnight for me to say, Happy you forever. for putting up with me. To the DEAR WEND: oft thinks of thee. Valentine's Day In my own 111* - C. rest: not everyone can be cen­ Roses are red, PILLOW TALK way. A warm bear hug, and a tres. To all of you, remember: Violets are wine, Let me call you sweetheart, Tm passionate kiss, something I Winning Isn't everything but the I want you to be To MRS. ELGIE: in love with you. Happy Valen­ guarantee you won't want to will to win is. Love. My Valentine! Heartfelt wishes from the tine's Day Michael, Love mlsst Much love, ZOOMMAN Love ADNIL many good times. Anna "Your Date" THE PREZ GLORIA V. Happy V.D. Patty D. To Wheaties a special offer! Stu­ To CORRIE MANN: To all the old, new and future Don't forget the orange jelly. dent rates $15 (for a massage, My aim is true — but it Lefs count pills together members of "Club Mike." may not be proper Love and kisses. what else?)!! sometime. From your Valen Thanks for everything girls. LEROY M.M. Gutter Caf s employer tine's Day SWEETIE Love, MIKE Page 12 THE U BYSS EY Friday, February 13,1981 UBC SOCIAL CREDIT CLUB Others hard to understand Presents MINISTER OF MUNICIPAL AFFAIRS By JULIE WHEELWRIGHT "great head") to be a Leonard plays her part deadpan, coaxing the What happens to women after Woolf. audience into laughter as she taps at they leave the hallowed halls of The remark is made, unfor­ her typewriter in rhythm with higher learning? How are the 'un­ tunately, without any trace of Handel's Hallelujah chorus. BILL common' women with higher irony. Virginia Woolf's husband, it Susie Friend (Pam Jones) one of education coping with life in the could be very safely argued, was the the house residents no one would me-generation? person who drove Virginia to her want to room with, is delightfully VANDER ZALM These and many other questions death. obnoxious. And the syphilitic house are the subject of the UBC theatre The women begin reminiscing mother Mrs. Plum, is played con­ department's latest offering; Un­ about life at Mount Holyoke Col­ vincingly with shaky hands and SUB AUDITORIUM common Women and Others. lege, one of the elite "seven sister" wide staring eyes by Wendy Lewis. Though the play is well acted and schools in New England. Gracious The message seems to surface directed, the dialogue stumbles and living, tea, milk and crackers, when the action of the play returns Wednesday, Feb. 18, even falls flat on occasion and its father and daughter weekends are to Manhattan. Whatever happens message is dubious. staples of life. in their lives, whatever they learned One wonders why a play about at college, their friendship remains 12:30 Uncommon Women and Others university women, shown at a the most important part of it. Directed by Charles Siegel Canadian institution should be But their male relationships at At Dorothy Somerset Theatre about an eastern American college. college are a central theme of the Veiled references to a DRS scholar­ play. At the father-daughter The play opens at a Manhattan ship and Harvard, Yale and Cam­ weekend they sing a song about sav­ STORM restaurant in 1978 where five ex- bridge reputations are difficult to ing themselves for better things school mates gather to reminisce understand. than college men. Muffet breaks a THE WALL about the past. Kate (Robin Cox) is And some of the women's at­ drinking arrangement with Leilah now a lawyer, Samantha (Tina titudes are also difficult to com­ (Nan Gregory) to rush out when her Nielsen) has a successful husband, prehend. They seem torn between a boyfriend, "pink pants" calls. Date: MON., MARCH 2nd Muffet (Sharron Kearney) is an in­ desire to achieve and a desire to Though there is humor, and THURSDAY, MARCH 5th surance seminar leader and Rita escape the smothering confines of enough character development to (Ann St. James) is writing a novel. dormitory life. And they talk about hold the audience's interest the play Heats at 12:30 p.m. or 4:30 p.m. The dialogue trouble begins when sex a lot — some of the dialogue is lacking in cohesion, and there is Registration: Team and Individual Rita arrives and informs the gather­ sounds anachronistic. not enough central drama, lt is like ing she is aiming at a Doris Lessing The players are successful in looking at the best collection of ("IRON-MAN") type success and is training her hus­ bringing out the characters of each someone's college photos; amusing Entries by: WED., FEB. 18th band, (who incidentally gives woman. Carter, the smart one, but not making any point. $20.00 Team Entry ($15.00 refund) Images of victimized women $2.00 Individual Entry Details and route information available upon By LARRY GREEN registration at Room 203 W.M.G. Denise Boucher's controversial play Les Fees ont soif is being given *IM issues a Special Challenge to all a satisfying production at the Cen­ Men's and Women's Varsity Teams to tre Culturel Colombien on W. 16th, and it would be well worth the while compete in this annual IM Special of any French-speaker who can at Event. the very least sympathize with feminism to see it.

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Friday, February 13,1961 THE UBYSSEY Page 13 Psst. Want a lousy job? Think classes are boring? Are you What two-letter adjective can be There will be staff around who will often wishing there were more acti­ applied to a ruler? be able to help you with such vities on this campus that challeng­ What is the role of a student things. We'll get to the staff in a ed your mind so that you could re­ newspaper in society and what po­ minute. cover your interest in education? litical struggle inherent in the struc­ The editor of The Ubyssey is Or better yet, do you find the in­ ture of Canadian society justifies granted several privileges. struction you receive at UBC to be the role of a student newspaper? You supervise production of the an irrelevant series of dead facts If the price of beer rises to $6.50 a newspaper and approve pages for couched in an archaic format and case and deposit for bottles remains publication. wish there was some way to do at $1.20 a dozen, at what price Should no other member of the away with classes altogether? should beer be sold on a simple staff be selected to vent their We've got a job for you. You can break-even basis? (Hint: allow 70 spleen, you, or one of you, may, at be editor of The Ubyssey. All you cents per case for theft.) the direction of the staff, write the have to do is come up with the an­ Actually, it isn't even necessary editorials for Canada's best, most swer to some riddles: to answer the questions above. intelligent and most articulate thrice-weekly newspaper. You get to contribute large enough amounts of money to vari­ ous staff funds so that other staff are shamed into contributing, thus THE UBYSSEY saving you from paying the whole February 13. 1981 shot. Then there are the responsibil­ Published Tuesdays. Thursdays and Fridays throughout the ities. university year by the Alma Mater Society of the University of You are obligated to maintain the OPP^> B.C. Editorial opinions are those of the staff and not of the tradition of total staff democracy in "That's very close. Scott. AMS or the university administration. Member, Canadian ali areas and aspects of the news­ paper. University Press. The Ubyssey's editorial office is in room and (we are embarrassed to admit) You will then have to answer 241K of the Student Union Building. Editorial departments, You will represent to various every year has seen members of questions from the staff at the 228-2301; Advertising, 228-3977. bodies, such as the administration, The Ubyssey staff go on to paying screening, which takes place March the Alma Mater Society or any jobs in journalism. 3. Editor: Verne McDonald other organization, public or pri­ Only members of The Ubyssey All you have to do is make up a It was a light snd ateamy night. Glen Sanford came to tha office dressed in a towel, ready for tha vate, the views of The Ubyssey staff vote for who will hold the posi­ fray. The once senaible Stave McClure dragged his syphilitic body out for tha evening upon hearing a complete resume by Feb. 27. Post it staff and the interests of the news­ tion of editor. Should you be select­ water fast waa in tha making. Helen Yagi, Evan Mclntyre and Jamea Young brought water winga and a in The Ubyssey office in SUB 241k portable Jacuzzi for their own nefarioua purpoeee. That famoua Chineee comedy team Xan. Chan and paper. ed, they will shower you with love, and tell the editor that you want to Liu. in imitation of the now dead leader sat out to swim in tha Fraaer river before beginning term You will turn out a decent rag. shoulder massages and excellent papers. Alice Thompeon. Lori Thicke and Heather Conn brought life jackets and acoutad franticaty for live in parallel hell. The job is open a warm body of water beneath the snowy landscape Greg Fjettand. Scott McDonald and Charles Lest you think it's all warm beer stories that will amaze and astound to any UBC student, or several Campbell brought a water pipe to the portable-pool aide. Arnold Hedatrom and Eric Eggertson wearing and losing at skittles, there are the students. It's up to you to make wet suits decided to brave the Pacific while BUI Tieleman and Julie Wheelwright left the scene for students if two or more wish to run some potential benefits. The Ubys­ such an unlikely event come about. tropical waters. And what of our dear editor Verne MacDonald? Wall, aa it waa hia birthday he was together. given a drink from the fountain of youth, as he bent to sip, the sun flashed brightly in the sky and dried sey is recognized as a prime source Like all other staff members, you the pool. Better luck next masthead. Vermin. of journalists in western Canada No hippies, please. will not be paid. mmmmmimmmmmmmmiifmimim

waWKKKmlw* ^HwW.; ^H^ ^a^ •^a^af wpw*» v->*»"»ssaB'»T Hack slams "blatantly incorrect" paper 1 find that I must regretably the students. Oh well, we lose either sources who comment on SUB for lounge area is to be totally sealed constructed with regards to the han­ spend the last few days of my term way. the Ubyssey would be interested in off from the second floor.) dicapped. Now, how about a cou­ of office (the end of which I think is You state the quorum for the coming up with a list of renovations However, we were able in the plan­ ple of qualified people who would something both myself and The referendum is 'two-thirds'. Please to SUB for the handicapped. ning stage, to obtain special permis­ like to do a complete study for us Ubyssey staff look forward to) read the AMS by-laws. Quorum is The two plans going to referen­ sion to do this. Does this show lack on how to upgrade the rest of SUB. writing letters to The Ubyssey cor­ the number of people required to dum are fully compatible with of concern for the handicapped? Maybe some of the 'experts' quoted recting blatant errors in both your vote, not the percentage by which it wheel chair access. In the case of The plaza mall is designed to by The Ubyssey would like to help. stories and editorial. The issue of must pass (English 100). The the courtyard development, special have appropriate ramps from the 1 invite anyone who has any the proposed SUB renovation is a necessary percentage to pass the dispensation from the fire marshall current lower floor of SUB, which questions or suggestions to drop by prime example of these errors. referendum is found in the by-laws was obtained so that we would have is already read*v accessible by the AMS executive office and look To start with, your editorial. (copy attached). 1 suggest you read an easy wheelchair access to the wheel chair. at the plans. You state that the council never the section on referendum before lounge from the second floor. (Fire I am one of the first to admit that Craig Brooks approached the university, the quoting what it says. regulations state that the entire SUB had deficiencies when it was AMS administrative director Universities Council of B.C. ot the Now that I have finished with universities ministry about changing your blatantly incorrect editorial, the board/senate elections to a onto the front page. longer period. I suggest you read In the headline story, we actually Gays 'not here to take abuse' the student council minutes of Sept. find two stories. We find a story on I am writing in response to the 17, 1980, motion 28 (copy the proposed SUB renovations to Thirdly, Anonymous ends by which are regularly directed at Gay letter 'Gay undignified' (published enclosed). the courtyard and plaza mall. stating that the goal of Gay Week is people. Thursday in The Ubyssey). I take This fact was reported on the However, interspersed with com­ to improve our image, and that we Finally, Anonymous claims that four exceptions to the contents ol front page of your Sept. 18, 1980 ments about this, we find comments should provide reps that can take the gay rep was acting in an un­ that letter. issue, story by Glen Sanford. on the general accessibility of SUB harrassment. dignified, catty and reactionary Doesn't the Ubyssey staff ever read to handicapped people. The two First, I fail to understand how he We are not here to take public manner. I wonder how dignified the what they publish? The senate proposed renovations unto or she, (Mr. or Ms., name withheld abuse. We are here to stand up for ' 'het" would have been if he were in (which is the body that decided themselves have full wheelchair by request) cannot see the con­ our rights. We are here to bring to the position of being robbed, this issue) subsequently decided capacity and conform to the current tradictions contained in that letter. light just such examples of un­ ridiculed and assaulted. against the suggested format. building code regulations. Anonymous states that the "het" justifiable discrimination, abuse Gary Cohen You state that the advertising is took two buttons, (belonging to and indeed condoned criminality president, gay people of UBC 'pushing the renovations.' Again, However, the other story within Gay People of UBC and in the refer to the minutes. Th? motions the story is about facts of SUB that custody of an authorized represen­ allocating funds explicitly stated were designed in 1966. The referen­ tative of that group) and refused to for advertising to be of an infor­ dum going to students is not to return or pay for them, and indeed More on abuse mative and non-biased nature. renovate the other areas of SUB to disposed of them in a garbage can An anonymous letter, from a been inflicted by a malevolent If the students are going to vote bring them up to modern wheel where they could have been lost or student in physical education, two-by-four. on the issue, then they must be in­ chair standards. These renovations destroyed. published in The Ubyssey Thurs­ It appears that the main formed, in an unbiased manner, of can be done at any time with money Anonymous went on to say that day claims to tell the truth about grievance of your correspondent the proposals. If we hadn't publish­ set aside for that purpose without nothing was stolen. Perhaps the an incident which occurred in is that a gay person would ac­ ed the proposals, then The Ubyssey the approval of the students. "het" should try doing that at any SUB on Tuesday, Feb. 10. While tually respond when someone would say that we are not informing Perhaps some of these energetic retail outlet or sidewalk merchant I was not present during the heaps abuse on him. Gays, ap­ and see if the judge agrees that no original confrontation, I did see parently, should merely accept theft has been committed. On my the arrest which resulted. the well-deserved taunts which understanding of the law a theft When the police officer ar­ society heaps on us. Trotskyists say thanks was committed and the gay rep was rested the individual, I heard a The letter goes on to say that then fully justified in taking action the Gay UBC member should be The Trotskyist League Club The labor movement in B.C. has stream of profanity unbecoming to protect the property placed in his replaced by someone who "can thanks all of the people who came to any member of the UBC com­ still got big battles to win: the TWU take a bit of harassment." No out on Tuesday to show their sup­ possession. munity. The language and fight is far from over, CUPE is still Secondly, Anonymous states that gay person (or anyone else, for port for the TWU and CUPE behaviour of this person made on strike, the cement workers, the "het" merely touched (?) a pop that matter) should be expected workers. Since the B.C. Fed and the the Gay UBC member's story Nabob workers, and others are still can to the gay rep's head. Please to accept abuse and not stand up TWU put out a call for a mass rally quite plausible to me. out. The need for student, faculty note that any touching without con­ for his or her rights. downtown, the UBC rally and campus worker support is as sent is an assault. In this case the Further, I must admit I do not It is about time some people organizers did not want to hold a strong as ever. So come out to SUB "touching" raised a substantial understand how merely grew up and learned basic competing event. The downtown plaza next Tuesday, Feb. 17 at noon lump on the gay rep's head. He had "touching" a pop can to some­ respect for others. rally was the place for students and to show your solidarity with these the injury treated at student health one's head could cause a large Vincent Manis trade unionists to show their sup­ workers! Miriam McPherson .services. bump that looked as if it had computer science port for the TWU. Trotskyist League Club

Page 14 TH.E . U BYSS.EY Friday, February 13,1981 Aggressive leadership cure for apathetic mob I'd like to see the student election students rising up in a spontaneous democratic process of student elec­ the future. ing better educated in the forum of process become more credible, as a expression of their sovereign will! tions viable. This could be ac­ I believe that once these changes issue during an election campaign. reflection of student needs and But, is it their fault? complished by instituting two have been made the student body Terry Cox aspirations for a change. I think it's The student body is not so much measures immediately. will receive the quality leadership it arts 3 fair to say that the present system, apathetic, as they are leaderless. Those students who seek the role deserves, while at the same time be­ candidate for arts rep as witnessed by the past election, is That's right! The student body is of leadership of the AMS must be a symbolic sham. leaderless not in the sense of not adequately compensated for the It is true that the election process having leaders, but in the sense of sacrifice which is demanded of is a democratic one — but this in not having effective leadership to them. Remember, these students Barrett no bad joke itself does not make the system organize the student body into the have to fight the clock just like you "They may be able to sell used the lunatic fringe of the far left necessarily credible, since so few political force it could be, and and me. cars; they may be able to create (such as communists) and the far students vote in the process. I've should be. The sacrifice of their study time, hysteria during election campaigns, right (such as engineers) to turn out heard the argument that students The reason that the student body work time and leisure time should but they sure as heck haven't been and harass Mr. Barrett with embar­ don't give a damn, that they're is leaderless is twofold. First of all be compensated by the AMS for the able to do one thing about the rassing noises and deep, insightful apathetic. To some extent this is the students do not participate in work they do for students. economy of B.C. — except run it questions. Mr. Barrett also knows true. We don't see for example, the sufficient numbers to make the And this is good for all students. into the ground. some good jokes about prominent This will encourage the candidates "What I'm calling for is a return cabinet ministers. to aggressively seek the support of to common sense, to ethical and Admission is free. Clean up your act the student body for their can­ basic human values. Transforming N. Shindler didacy. This will increase the the 'Me' generation into the 'We' NDP club Engineering Week has come and licence to mar public property, political consciousness of the generation." gone once again, along with the which is essentially what has been students and will encourage a The speaker is Dave Elarrett. A f usual festivities. It's not the Lady done. dialogue of issues between the can­ long time ago, he was the first (and Thank youl Godiva ride I've written to com­ didates and the constituents. only) premier of B.C. to represent a plain about. Heaven forbid that they should I'd like to take this opportunity have to clean up after themselves. Secondly the AMS should revise humanitarian political party. The What causes me more consterna­ its campaign procedure. It should to thank all the people who par­ Instead, the "decorations" have Social Credit preached a lot about ticipated in this year's annual UBC tion is the debris in the trees along been left there for the rest of us to underwrite all expenses incurred in incompetence and they then pro­ Main Mall. A campus beautifica- a campaign, up to a specified ceil­ engineers' redeye pancake brunch admire. The summer tourists ceeded to practice what they on January 19th. With your help, tion project perhaps? If so, then should like it too — the orange col­ ing, when and only if an acceptable preached, but without the those responsible are desperately in percentage of the votes have been and appetites, we raised $679 for our will contrast nicely with the humanitarian part. It seems im­ the CFOX children's hospital fund, need of a few lessons from the arts green leaves but it somehow lacks received in the election. possible to pick up a newspaper students. about double what we raised last the natural look. without reading about something year. The decorations from last year's When this is accomplished the going wrong in Victoria. So what is frolic are still in evidence — Such antics are roughly candidates could spend enough of the alternative? Special thanks to John Arm­ styrofoam cups with E's written on equivalent to dumping garbage into their money to reach the many strong and his hot blue wheels, the them. This year's attempt (orange the street or spray-painting names thousands of students on campus, On Monday, Feb. 16, the jocks and the Fox from CFOX-FM, flag tape) is a little more colorful on the sides of buildings. When will instead of having to resort (due to Honorable Dave Barrett is coming and all the cordon rouge pancake but definitely less than impressive. these happy-go-lucky young people the lack of money) to the cheap and to the SUB auditorium at noon to chefs who showed up, spatula in Engineering Week is fine, but become mature, responsible adults? ineffective medium of just plaster­ tell you what he has to offer and to hand. such litter is not. Just because They should do us all a favor and ing posters on a few walls. If we answer your questions. If that's not Let's double it again next year! engineers see fit to be more clean up those beautiful trees. want to make the system work, we exciting enough for you, an old Bruce Corbet energetically obnoxious than any Nicholle Carriere have to radically change our think­ UBC tradition requires members of brunch chairman other faculty does not give them musk 2 ing on how elections are to be run in

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Page 16 THE UBYSSEY Friday, February 13,1981 HOT US THAT FITS gry at the decision, including ex­ gineers and three commerce stu­ Al Soltis, chair of the Gage resi­ The statements showed that the Council Leaves ternal affairs coordinator Al Soltis. dents. They were all male. dents' association, said Thursday society ran a $208,000 profit as per He said it had been essential for the Some council members question­ the administration bureaucracy had the profit and loss statement. Seven Students students to attend the conference, ed the purpose of the conference somehow officially decided to move Other highlights included the and now they had to pay for it out and suggested it was an elitist func­ the cafeteria to Gage. sales of $50,341 worth of invest­ Stuck In Quebec of their own pockets. "We've left tion. Soltis said residents have been ments and a total expenditure of But for one glaring exception, them high and dry and I'm pissed "This reeks of jobs for the boys told the cafeteria will "probably" $92,513 by student government. student council was very generous off," he said. and trips for the lads," said Sean be moved out of Gage by the end of with funds at Wednesday night's Boyle, graduate student representa­ August, and said students would ac­ Arts Students Council had several objections to tive. tively protest any delay in moving meeting. funding the delegates, but most Seven UBC students are left Council tied 7-7 to pay for travel the cafeteria back into SUB. Vote Monday criticism was based on how arbitrar­ expenses, which meant the motion The transfer to Gage is scheduled "high and dry" at a national energy ily the students were chosen. Arts students go to the polls conference in Montreal because was defeated. There were five ab­ to take place so the administration Monday to elect student council council narrowly refused to provide No one was able to explain to stentions. can expand the SUB cafeteria. representatives and repeat the arts $1,900 for travel expenses. The stu­ council exactly how the delegates Although council was stingy on However, it needs the east alcove of student senator contest held in Jan­ dents were sent to the conference were chosen, but the decision ap­ this issue, it granted funds to sev­ SUB for the expansion and student uary. this week without council's ap­ peared to be made by the engineer­ eral other groups. council has refused to lease the al­ The election for senator was pro­ proval and were relying on council ing undergraduate society and the The women's committee of the cove. tested by candidate Marilyn Mac to provide the necessary funds. commerce undergraduate society. law student association got $680 to Meanwhile, the housing depart­ Pherson, said election committee Several council members were an­ The delegates consisted of four en- help send four delegates to a na­ ment is facing trouble from the member Pat Chow. MacPherson tional convention in Halifax start­ Totern Park and Place Vanier resi­ protested the election because some whether you're talking about the ing Feb. 19. dents' associations, who have both arts students were denied a vote. taping itself or the materials you Council also gave $880 to the rejected the proposed food services Chow said when arts students VEJI need to tape at all, has gotten in­ EUS for their entry in the Great budget. tried to vote at the Buchanan build­ From page 6 credibly expensive in the last few Northern Concrete Toboggan Race ing in the arts election after voting this town are basically snotty. They years. Engineers cost a fortune to which will take place this spring on Surplus Surfaces for board and senate at-large else­ are never digging to find out just hire as well. Mount Seymour. where, polling clerks refused to is­ what's going on around town. I U: What about ethnic influences The B.C. branch of the World In AMS Audit sue the ballot since the number on think that the punk scene is really in VEJI's music? Does VEJI owe Universities Service of Canada got Student council received the fi­ the student card had been previous­ helping Vancouver. There have any of its flavor to ethnic sources? $500 from council to sponsor a ref­ nancial statement for the period ly marked. been a lot of small underground HF: Some of the recent pieces ugee student from war-torn May l to Dec. 31, 1980. Under senate election rules nom­ punk bands getting coverage for I've written have used East Indian Ethiopia. Finance director Len Clarke said inations were not reopened. Dave their original material. It's one of rhythms and modes. Most of the And rehabilitation medicine got that this is the statement which will Clancy is the only candidate other the first artistic or pseudo-artistic western European harmonic con­ $500 for sending two students to be presented by the Alma Mater than MacPherson. endeavors that's actually getting cepts seem to intrigue me — 12-tone two summer national conferences. Society membership at the annual Arts students will also elect four somewhere in Vancouver. stuff and dissonance. I guess VEJI general meeting Feb. 18. representatives to students council. U: Do you think there are more is the end product of all sorts of dif­ Gage Gets The statements were received Two incumbents, Anat Baron and clubs in Vancouver now that bands ferent influences. without question by council mem­ Mike McKinley, join Peter God­ like VEJI can play and more regular U: As far as the concerts are con­ Summer Cafeteria bers despite rumors earlier that the dard, Stephen Henderson, David listeners to come and hear them? cerned, does anyone do the booking Although it has not yet been con­ AMS had amassed a $200,000 sur­ Cox, David Martins and Chris HF: I think the people willing to for you? firmed SUB cafeteria renovations plus. Fulker on the ballot. come regularly are there but there's HF: Not right now, no. I should will even take place, UBC's housing still a lack of clubs and club owners get someone 'cause I sure as hell department has decided to relocate that are willing to experiment and can't do it. the cafeteria in Walter Gage resi­ For Theatre information call 687-1515 take a chance with jazz bands that U: Then you do it all now? dence this summer. are larger than a sextet. The Hot HF: Well, other people in the OOtON IH(*I»(S Jazz is a start. €{JiiJEJ,—* / Warning: band have connections as well. I Occasional coarse language & swearing B.C. Dir. U: Do you do any studio work? Basically it's hard to book a band iIOMMAT^I Iyfyf\ THT VOGUE I Showtlmaa: 2:16. 4:06. HF: Not really. It's like being an that size anywhere for nothing let r ~t Olympic athlete but not doing what alone for money. It's also hard to 918 GRANVILLE 6:«0. 7:60. »:40 mm CUm OFTHE WWOIKJUEEN you want to do. pay a jazz quartet let alone 13 musi­ 685 5434 PETER USTINOV Some of it is rewarding but to get cians. 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Friday, February 13,1961 THE UBYSSEY Page 17 MR MILEAGE MAKI 'Tween classes TODAY CSA CCCM VARSITY OUTDOOR CLUB All new members welcome to attend the Chinese Discussion group: "Dissecting Rats - vice Swimming party, check dub room for additional painting class, 3 to 5 p.m., SUB 213. or illness?", noon, Lutheran Campus Centre. detaila. Aquatic Cantra. INTERNATIONAL HOUSE WINDSURFING UBC QAY PEOPLE OF UBC Folk night, 7:X p.m.. International House 401. General meeting, film, everybody welcome, Gay Week '81 NDP MP Svend Robinson, the STUDENT LIBERALS noon, SUB 207. parliamentary gay rights advocate, speaks. Valentine's Day dance, bzzr and wzne. 7:30 noon, SUB 206. p.m., SUB 207/209. TUESDAY TROTSKYIST LEAGUE GAY PEOPLE OF UBC Marxist litereture and discussion. 11:30 to 1:30, Gay Week '81, comic Robin Tyler in concert, 8 UBC SOCIAL CREDIT CLUB HONDA! SUB main concourse. p.m., IRC 2. General meeting, new members desperately AMS WOMEN'S COMMITTEE NUS/EUS needed, noon, SUB 224. *5925! WOMEN'S STUDENT OFFICE Lawyer Joanne Ranaon spaaks on rape and the Valentine's dance, 8 p.m., SUB ballroom. Mr. Mileage Maker, Bill law, noon, SUB 130. CVC Women in politics: panel discussion with Rose­ ISMAILI STUDENTS' ASSOCIATION Ice skating party. 8:46 to 11 p.m., Winter Sports mary Brown, Yvonne Cocke, Bernice Gerard, Docksteader, has Best- General meeting and last dsy for a discount on Centre, main rink. Pat Marchak, noon, Buchanan penthouse. In-town price on brand CCCM tickets for Valentine's, noon, SUB 119. SATURDAY new hatchbacks! In- AMNESTY UBC Eucharist, noon, Lutheran Campus Centre Meeting, noon, SUB 206. INTRAMURALS chapel. DockHaader eluding SCIENCE FICTION SOCIETY Men's curling bonspiel, 10 a.m. to 6 p.m., GAY PEOPLE OF UBC See the world end in Dr. Strangelove, noon, Thunderbird Winter Sports Centre. "Word is out: stories of some of our lives," lEMfr-eVn*, SUB auditorium. GAY PEOPLE OF UBC documentary - donation requested, noon, SUB 445 Klngaway! Short 8Uf>. UBC COMMITTEE AGAINST RACIST Workshop with Robin Tyler, feminist and gay ballroom. AND FASCIST VIOLENCE rights leader, 11:30 a.m., SUB 207/209, 879-7414 ply, so Charles Boylan, president of the General Farm Gay Week '81, Valentine's dance. 9 p.m., UBC WEDNESDAY DL. 5711 hurry! snd Allied Workers wHI give a report on the work Grad Student Centre. UBC SOCIAL CREDIT CLUB of organizing among farmworkers and other un SUNDAY Bill Vander Zalm speaks, noon, SUB auditorium. organized workers, noon, SUB 211. INTRAMURALS CCCM LE CLUB FRANCAIS Men's curling bonspiel, 10 a.m. to 6 p.m., Community dinner, open to all, bring a tasty General meeting, noon, International House Thunderbird Winter Sports Centre. morsel, 5:30 p.m., Lutheran Campus Centre. lounge. GAY PEOPLE OF UBC INTRAMURALS MONDAY "Word is out: stories of some of our lives," Men's and women's Triumph Run 15 kml, no NDP CLUB documentary — donation requested, 8 p.m., registration necessary, just drop in, noon, Mac Dave Barrett speaks, noon, SUB auditorium. SUB auditorium. Innes Field. HUMAN SETTLEMENTS VIEWING CENTRE LSM Economics series: The Disappearing Land, ef­ THURSDAY TGIF meet for sports, 2:30, Happy Hour follows fects of urbanization on the Niagara peninsula, IVCF at 4 p.m., Lutheran Campus Centre. Library Processing, 308. Unexplained event, noon, Chem. 250. THE CLASSIFIEDS RATES: Campus - 3 lines. 1 day $1.50; additional lines. 35c. Commercial - 3 line*. 1 day $3.30; additional lines Hot flashes 50c. Additional days $3.00 and 46c. Dire V.D. ning will be sponsored by the Gay an even larger cult called Social Classified ads are not accepted by telephone and are payable in People of UBC, and will happen at Credit. advance. Deadline is 11.W a.rn. the day before publication. day dawns the Grad Students' Centre at 9 p.m. Vote er go Publications Office, Room241, SMB., UBC, Van.. B.C. V6T2A5 5 — Coming Events V.D. is with us again. That's There is a SUB renovations refer­ 40 — Messages right, it's that time of year again. Talking heads endum going on. No, you don't understand, it's Val­ There are those who believe we The Alma Mater Society execu­ THE VANCOUVER INSTITUTE entine's day tomorrow. And to live in a democracy. This myth tive still is not exactly sure what Free Public Lecture 50 — Rentals make sure everyone has something states there are separate and dis­ renovations in lower-floor SUB will Prof. Brenda Beck be used for, but there will be in­ FURNISHED APARTMENT 3 bedrooms, to do, there are a few goings-on tinct political parties with different Anthropology, UBC bathrooms, living and dining room, kitchen about the campus this weekend. political ideologies. People are sup­ creased space for either shops or A Folk Epic Of Southern convenient location to sublet from May- clubs. At any rate, if students are Sept. Faculty or reliable students preferred. For instance: posed to support the political par­ India: Hierarchy, Heroism willing to spend $328,000 for the Rent nogotkable; Write Apt. 5, 4643 Sher­ The Bleeding Heart Liberals will ties they associate with most. and Fate brooke St. West, Montreal, H3Z 1G2 or project, the SUB plaza will extend phone 514-933-5120. be sponsoring an evening of bzzr, In keeping with the rituals of this Prof. Beck will discuss east-west wzne, and dance (in honor of St. further underground in the direc­ cultural differences as reflected in an obscure myth, there are two politi­ Valentine) tonight at 7:30 p.m. The tion of the Aquatic Centre. ancient folk epic stiN sung by cal speakers coming to UBC next wandering minstrels in South India. Valentine's day dance will begin in Knocking out the ceiling in the 60- Rides week. SATURDAY, FEB. 14 at 8:16 p.m. SUB 207/209, but will, in all likeli­ SUB concourse, putting a skylight LECTURE HALL 2 Scandals hood, not stay there. Provincial opposition leader Dave over the current courtyard and cre­ WOODWARD BUILDING A similar but probably more ca- Barrett will speak Monday at noon ating another conversation lounge ZIONISMI On its way to U.B.C. vortous "bash" will be put on by in the SUB auditorium. He belongs would cost students $725,000. the EUS/NUS at 8 p.m. in SUB to a large curt called the NDP. Valentina Ballroom Danca The renovation designs can be THE GSA is holding its semi-annual ballroom, ht probably won't stay Cabinet minister Bill Vander Zalm Valentine's Day Party Feb. 13 at 8:00 p.m. examined in the SUB courtyard. February 14 in the Grad Centre. there either . . . will speak Wednesday at noon in Voting closes today. 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Page 18 THE U BYSS EY Friday, February 13,1961 vista Schoolyard Gaines, a new play by house. But perhaps you should Beach and then going to the Water­ Brock and his zany sidekick Laura tomorrow at the laundromat on John Lazarus, is opening on Sun­ check out the picket situation first. front theatre at 8:30 p.m. where the Secord, it's a bunch of terminally Richards. DOA, Bludgeoned Pigs day, Feb. 22 at that correct loca­ They'll be presenting a program of Cecilian Ensemble will be perform­ mellow people from Kelowna who et al. tion, the Vancouver East Cultural medieval English vocal music. An­ ing baroque music by Biber, Cen- are coming down to Vancouver to Centre at 1895 Venables. It's a play other item to note is that (he En­ perin and others. Just end up on bless us with their presence Sunday, Holly Near will be visiting John for kids and it's on at 1 p.m. semble will be conducting a work­ Granville Island. Feb. 22 at the Vancouver East Cul­ Oliver auditorium tonight at 8. Vancouver artist Leslie Poole is shop that same afternoon at 1:30 at Brock and Friends. No, it's not tural Centre at 8 p.m. Stranger That's at 41st and Fraser and there going to be exhibiting his works at Hodson Manor (1254 West Sev­ an all-star Broadway cast depicting things have happened. will be translation for the deaf pro­ the Bau-Xi gallery from Feb. 16-28. enth) with those ace people Good the wacky adventures of Sir Isaac Hardcore '81 is still happening vided. He's worked in a variety of media Companye from Vancouver itself. and it should be worth avoiding Be there or be carbon dated. walking the sidewalk for. If you be­ Or if you think that's so much lieve the folks at 3045 Granville St pocket lint you can spend Sunday The Hilliard Ensemble will arrive afternoon walking around False in our fair burg on Sunday at 8:3C Creek and thinking how much dif­ p.m. at the Queen Elizabeth Play- ferent it would all look in Miami

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