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11/28/2010 The List Thus Far – 366 Weird Movies Skip to content 366 Weird Movies Celebrating the cinematically surreal, bizarre, cult, oddball, fantastique, psychotronic, and the just plain WEIRD! About Contact Online Video Rental & DVD Store Suggest a Weird Movie! The List Thus Far What Was That Weird Movie? Log in Register Search Categories: 366 Distribution 366 Exclusive Alfred Eaker's Fringe Cinema Capsules Certifed Weird (The List) Director Restrospective Essays Free Online Weird Movies Guest Reviews List Candidates Miscellania Reader Recommendations Saturday Short Shorts Top 10 Lists The List Thus Far Here is an alphabetical listing of all the movies (so far) that have been certified as among the 366 weirdest ever made, along with links to films reviewed in capsule form only. (Note that the numbers that appear beside the original entries don’t indicate any sort of rank, but refer solely to order of publication). THE LIST OF 366 (67 certified weird) Altered States (1980) – Ken Russell’s visionary tale of genetic regression under the influence of magic 366weirdmovies.com/the-weird-movie-l… 1/28 11/28/2010 The List Thus Far – 366 Weird Movies mushrooms may be the greatest “trip” movie ever made Archangel (1990) – Surreal, nearly silent meditation on forgetfulness set in an icy Russian city just after World War I Barton Fink (1991) – A leftist Hollywood screenwriter endures a case of writer’s block that turns into a living nightmare on the eve of WWII The Beast of Yucca Flats (1961) – Dadaist narration courtesy of the eccentric Coleman Francis makes this tale of a nuclear blast turning Tor Johnson into a ravaging desert “beast” weird indeed Begotten (1991) – Legendary experimental film, featuring God disemboweling himself and other metaphysical atrocities Being John Malkovich (1999) – You can enter the head of the titular actor through this weird metaphysical comedy, the screenwriting debut of bizarre movie titan Charlie Kaufman Blood Diner (1987) – Severely out-of-whack horror-comedy with (possibly unconscious) fascist undertones Branded to Kill (1967) – Suzuki’s surreal, scrambled yakuza thriller about a rice-sniffing hitman famously got him fired by the studio who financed it Bronson (2008) – Overwhelmingly stylized biopic of Charlie Bronson (born Michael Peterson), the self- mythologizing celebrity who prides himself on being Britain’s most violent prisoner Carnival of Souls (1962) – Low-budget creepfest is a minor miracle on film The City of Lost Children [ La cité des enfants perdus ] (1995) – Visionary steampunk fairytale from Jeunet & Caro A Clockwork Orange (1971) – Kubrick weirds it up in this disturbing moral fable Cowards Bend the Knee, or, the Blue Hands (2003) – Typically surreal modern silent from the inimitable Guy Maddin mixing melodrama, Greek tragedy, psychosexual guilt, and hockey highlights The Dark Backward (1991) – The world’s worst comic nearly becomes an overnight success when he grows a third arm out of his back in this grotesque show business satire Delicatessen (1991) – Jeunet & Caro’s first film is a bizarre but oddly sweet black comedy involving cannibalism in post-apocalyptic Paris Dillinger is Dead (1969) – Nearly forgotten late 1960s avant-garde alienation piece about a gas-mask designer who spends an evening puttering about his apartment Donnie Darko (2001) - Angsty, apocalyptic, fantastical drama about a screwed-up teen is an irresistibly lovable mess Don’t Look Now (1973) - Classic psychological horror with a weird twist 366weirdmovies.com/the-weird-movie-l… 2/28 11/28/2010 The List Thus Far – 366 Weird Movies Elevator Movie (2004) – Surreal and minimalist independent feature about two people trapped in an elevator for months; well-scripted and weird as hell but very amateur El Topo (1970) – Mystical and surreal Spaghetti Western from Alejandro Jodorowsky Eraserhead (1977) – The ultimate nightmare experience, about horror at procreation and loathing for one’s own offspring Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind (2004) – Jim Carrey unexpectedly shines as he fights against a memory-erasing procedure he impulsively undertook; a weird crowd-pleaser Evil Dead II (1987) – The frenetic, fantastic and crowd-pleasing movie about a man trapped in a cabin menaced by evil spirits, mixing equal parts horror and absurd slapstick comedy Eyes Without a Face [ Le Yeux sans Visage ] (1965) - Georges Franjou’s influential, poetic horror film Funky Forest: The First Contact (2005) – Selection of surreal, interwoven sketches from three Japanese directors is uneven, as you would expect, but contains some of the weirdest sequences you’re likely to come across Gothic (1986) – Hallucinatory excess from Ken Russell, about the night Mary Shelley conceived “Frankenstein” Gozu (2003) – Erotically charged, hallucinatory Takashi Miike horror/yakuza mashup Greaser’s Palace (1972) – A zoot-suited Jesus visits a Western town to enact a series of absurd parables Gummo (1997) – Indisputably weird but ceaselessly unpleasant portrait of hopeless white trash House [ Hausu ] (1977) – The weirdest haunted house movie ever made; no one forgets the scene where the piano eats the girl Help! Help! The Globolinks [ Hilfe! Hilfe! Die Globolinks ] (1969) – The world’s only psychedelic children’s opera about an alien invasion The Horrors of Spider Island [ Ein Toter hing im Netz ] (1960) - A bad misogynist fever dream involving poorly dubbed buxom women, and some spiders, on an island I Can See You (2008) – This “psychedelic campfire tale” is slow to start, but climaxes in a 20 minute freakout I’m A Cyborg, But That’s OK [ Saibogujiman Kwenchana ] (2006) – Romantic comedy set in a mental asylum is likely to remain the weirdest example of its genre Ink (2009) – Visually impressive low-budget fantasy about a mysterious figure who snatches a sleeping girl into a world of dreams INLAND EMPIRE (2006) – This story of Laura Dern trapped in a nightmare while filming a cursed script is perhaps David Lynch’s weirdest movie Jacob’s Ladder (1990) – big-budget cult mindtrip movie with unforgettable demonic hallucinations 366weirdmovies.com/the-weird-movie-l… 3/28 11/28/2010 The List Thus Far – 366 Weird Movies Johnny Got His Gun (1971) – Antiwar classic about a limbless, blind and deaf casualty of the first World War, trapped inside his own head where he lives out a mixture of dreams and fantasies Kung Fu Hustle (2004) – totally off-it’s-rocker kung fu comedy/fantasy that became a smash international hit Kwaidan (1964) – old Japanese ghost stories turned into Expressionist art The Lair of the White Worm (1988) – Ken Russell’s ultra-fun, tongue-in-cheek horror movie filled with phallic symbols and impaled nuns Malpertuis (1972) – Harry Kümel’s big weird dark house tale was confusing and a flop despite the presence of Orson Welles, but drips with surreal atmosphere nonetheless Maniac (1934) – Resurrection of the dead, an orangutan-man rapist and edible cat eyeballs all feature heavily in this deranged exploitation movie that seems to have been directed by an actual maniac The Milky Way [La Voie Lactee ] (1969) – A dry and cerebral, but very weird, story by surrealist master Luis Buñuel about two tramps meet various Biblical characters and embodiments of Catholic heresies while traveling on a pilgrimage Naked Lunch (1991) – David Cronenberg’s adaptation of the unadaptable William S. Burroughs novel features film’s scariest typewriters Nostalghia (1983) – Andrei Tarkovsky’s slow, beautiful, dreamlike spiritual parable about a homesick Russian poet in Italy O Lucky Man! (1973) – Sprawling satire with Malcolm McDowell, Kafkaesque interrogations, a half-man half- hog, and breastfeeding Pan’s Labyrinth (2006) – Guillermo del Toro’s beautiful fairytale; a girl completes quests at a faun’s behest, while her “real” world Fascist stepfather is a monster beyond all fantasy Phantasm (1979) – Crazy, nightmarish, obstinately illogical drive-in horror flick about a kid and a sinister funeral home, featuring the terrifying “Tall Man” Pi (1998) – amazing black and white photography and a pulsing electronica soundtrack drive this intellectual thriller about a mad math genius seeking a mystical number The Reflecting Skin (1990) – Uneven but sometimes powerful flick teeming with symbolism about a kid who thinks his widow neighbor is a vampire, among other strangenesses Repulsion (1965) - Disturbing Roman Polanski peek inside Catherine Deneuve’s disintegrating mind The Rocky Horror Picture Show (1975) – Even without its bizarre cult following, this naughty musical b-movie spoof would have earned a place on the list Santa Sangre (1989) – Psychedelic slasher film about a man raised in a circus who acts as the hands for his armless mother 366weirdmovies.com/the-weird-movie-l… 4/28 11/28/2010 The List Thus Far – 366 Weird Movies The Science of Sleep (2006) – The melancholy love life of a man who can’t distinguish dreams from reality A Serious Man (2009) – The Coen brothers’ retelling of the Book of Job as an absurdist comedy is mystifying and brilliant in equal parts Silent Hill (2006) – Sloppy scripting and apocalyptic imagery combine to create a truly weird experience Stalker (1979) : Andrei Tarkovsky’s slow, mystifying, beautiful science fiction parable about three men’s journey to a room which can grant there innermost wishes Steppenwolf (1974) – The psychedelic effects in this faithful adaptation of Herman Hesse’s novel have dated badly Synecdoche, New York (2008) – Charlie Kaufman working without a net in this absurdist, recursive, and dreamlike story of a sad-sack