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So long, Shakespeare pp.8-9 Remembering the Bard 400 years after his death

The Armijo Signal Armijo High School, Fairfield April 2016 Volume XIX, Issue VIII Science displays awe visitors Professionals enhance experience for curious students, guests Summer job advice Look early, look closely By Tatanisha Johnson Staff writer By Ashley de Groot Staff writer Armijo hosted their annual Sci- ence Fair on Friday, March 11, from Summer is just two months 5:30-7 pm and it was unforgettable. away, and that means that many There were professionals available to teens will start looking for summer talk to the visitors and participants, as jobs. Sadly, many students have a well as see what Armijo and Grange hard time finding an enjoyable place students are interested in. to work, so here are some pointers to Wendy Martinez participated help you find that perfect summer job. in the event last year and came back One mistake that many teen- to display her work this year. “I like the agers make is going to chain retailers professionals; it really intrigued me and or restaurants. Unless you are look- it was quite interesting to learn about ing for an internship, these places their careers,” she said. Martinez is a should be avoided when hunting for sophomore in Mr. Peter Smith’s class jobs. Most large chain retailers/res- and she did this year’s science project taurants don’t want temporary em- on how a paper airplane’s wingspan af- ployees that they know are going to fects the distance it travels. After having leave once school starts; they want experienced two Science Fairs, Mar- long-term employees that they can tinez hopes to participate in upcoming count on staying for a while. events in her next two years as an Armi- Students wander around the gym checking out the various displays present- When job hunting, look to lo- jo student. cal businesses. They are far more ed by their classmates and GATE students from Grange Middle School. Two of the professionals who Photo by Mr. Eric Tretten likely to hire. Also, make sure to take were sharing information with the stu- advantage of any family connections. dents were Tracy Thompson and Amanda Glynn, both paleontologists. Their job is to learn about the forms of For example, if your uncle owns a life that existed in former geologic periods, chiefly by studying fossils. They both are graduates from for UC donut shop, ask him if you can work Davis. Glynn examines fossils at museums while Thompson works in the field. Glynn and Thompson both for the summer. Family also tends to utilize computers in their professions. Thompson even gets to study dinosaur fossils, specifically raptors in be more understanding if something Utah. He was able to explain that raptors were able to run fast for a reason. “The fewer toes you have, the comes up where you can’t make it to faster you can be,” he said. work that day, so that’s a plus as well. Two other visitors who were available to share their expertise were Kelsey and Katie, who were both If you don’t like the idea of veterinary students. They wanted to help animals because some animals can’t help themselves. Having com- working in an office, or any building, pleted four years at UC Davis, one of the best veterinary schools in the United States, they are ready to go on there’s always seasonal work where for four more years. Katie wants to open her own vet clinic while Kelsey wanted to work at a zoo. you won’t be the only person with a The science fair had a lot of interesting professionals and the student work was also fascinating. Stu- job for the summer. If you like kids, for dents are encouraged to start planning for next year and their contributions to the scientific world. example, becoming a camp counselor might be the right job. Another great option if you like kids (summer jobs Counselors get a closer look at Class of 2020 revolve a lot around kids) is becom- Local eighth grade students arrive for registration for high school ing a tutor. Tutoring can range from elementary students to high school, so you don’t have to be a genius to do For four nights during March, the campus was overrun with students it. It’s also great for International Bac- from various middle schools, all preparing to become Armijo students. calaureate (IB) students, because tu- On Thursday, March 3, eighth graders from Holy Spirit as well as toring counts as double for Creativity, Grange and about 25% of Crystal Middle Schools, and 33% of the incom- Action, Service (CAS) hours. ing IB students met with their future counselors. Internships are also an op- They were followed on Tuesday, March 8, by students from B. Gale tion. They may not pay a lot, but they Wilson, Suisun Valley and David Weir schools, plus the second 25% of are a great way to gain experience. Crystal Middle School and about a third of the incoming IB 9th grade stu- If you want to enter the medical field, dents. for example, you can intern at Kaiser Later that week, on Thursday, March 10, Table of contents for the summer (so long as you are the incoming freshmen from Sheldon and at least 16). There are tons of intern- Oakbrook joined the next 25% of Crystal Middle School students and the final News 1, 3-4 ships available to suit many interests group of incoming IB students came to register. Editorials, etc. 2 and internships are great to put on re- The final members of the Class of 2020 came on Monday, March 14 and People 5-7 sumes for future jobs and college ap- included students from Green Valley and the remaining 25% of Crystal Middle Center Spread 8-9 plications. School. This day was also set aside for students who had missed their earlier So, whether you want to work assigned days. Senior News 10 at a donut shop or intern at Kaiser, Clubs 11 Sports 12-13 a summer job is the way to go if you Continued on page 3 - Entertainment 14-16 want to have a great experience and Future freshmen visit get a little extra spending money. 2 Editorials, etc. News 3

400 years of life without Shakespeare Annual Spring Blood Drive is here Sock it to us! Shakespeare is revered as a classic playwright whose work has persisted for “I just want to say thank you all so very much for hundreds of years. He has most definitely earned that reputation, but there has been a By Tom Zheng your help this year with the Christmas Wish program,” said lack of enthusiasm about his work as of late. Staff writer Mr. Bob Delarosby. “It was a great success. There were a This year marks the 400th anniversary of his lot of happy kids and parents.” death, but the celebration of it is incredibly hard to find. Sometimes the easiest way to While the Christmas Wish program was a great Although there could be many causes of this, it may be help people in need is to let someone success, it is not the only way that people can help. Mr. that some no longer see his work as classic or interest- else do all the work. The annual Armijo Delarosby is hosting the third annual Sock Drive and stu- ing. Reading his work today, one may argue that there High School Blood Drive will take place dents are encouraged to help. is nothing special about his writing, besides his subtle on Friday, April 1, and students can help Consider it a battle of the sexes. Girls are encour- humor and dead, incomprehensible, language. others by sitting back and relaxing while aged to turn in any sized bag of girls’ socks and boys are However, for his time, Shakespeare was a revolu- the phlebotomists draw blood. prompted to turn in bags of boys’ socks. Socks will be col- tionary and a masterful storyteller. We may not see his There are many reasons that lected in the office. “This year, any time a kid got shoes or work as amazing or awesome because we see similar people need blood and that means just socks, they were so happy, so I knew then how important concepts in movies and books today. However, it was as many reasons why people should socks were,” said Mr. Delarosby. his way of weaving stories together that pioneered the donate. Every two seconds, someone The deadline for the socks donation is Tax Day, way stories are told in modern literature and media. in the US is in need of blood. There are Friday, April 15. Anyone with questions can call or text Mr. We can find works similar to Shakespeare in all kinds 41,000 blood donations needed every A generous student gives the gift of blood at the Delarosby at 707-344-2648. of new works created, like movies, novels, and plays. day. Armijo Blood Drive in this 2011 image. His style can influence every part of media today, and it There are four types of blood: O, most definitely has. A, B, and AB. Each person possesses The resemblance between the works of Shake- one of these blood types and can donate or receive from only a certain combination of AHS benefits from left-over funds types. Currently, the most requested type is Type O, the universal donor. speare and today’s works isn’t always as subtle as specific character tropes appearing In 2002, voters passed Measure C, a $100 mil- There are restrictions for who can sign up to participate. Student donors need to meet or the way the story progresses. Sometimes the influence of his work is seen through lion bond that set aside money to be used for school im- certain standards: they must be at least 16, weigh at least 110 lbs., have no tattoos and recreations, and even reinterpretations of his classics. This just emphasizes the im- provement. Much of that money was spent at Armijo High not have been sick lately. Students who are 16 years old need to have a permission slip portance of understanding classic literature to really appreciate the work crafted today. School, bringing buildings up-to-date and designing new to donate. Sign-up sheets will be available before the event and some classes will also Though much of his writing may be considered cliché now, his work had been truly landscaping, but a fair amount of the money went to other have sign-up sheets in class. original, and a catalyst for much of what we find to be entertaining today. campuses as well. Now, 14 years later, there is $2.2 mil- Participants should eat a healthy meal before donating, even if they do not nor- We can only imagine what the literary world felt like over 450 years ago, before lion left. mally eat breakfast or lunch. Donors are also encouraged to drink plenty of fluids starting there was a . The Measure C School Bond Oversight Committee a couple of days before you donate, including 16 ounces of water about 10 - 30 minutes has been responsible for keeping tabs on the spending of before the actual donation. By Sophia Santos the money and in 2008 agreed that any additional money In the past, the Blood Drive has been run by Blood Centers of the Pacific and the Editor-in-Chief would go to improve Armijo’s campus. They confirmed this Blood Drive has started during first period and go through fifth period. decision in March. On Thursday, March 10, the Fairfield-Suisun Uni- April 2016 SBAC Testing Schedule fied School District Board agreed that the remaining mon- TH ALL 11 GRADE STUDENTS SCHEDULED FOR SPECIFIC SESSIONS Future freshmen visit - ey would be spent at Armijo High School, according to Continued from front page Ryan McCarthy at the Daily Republic. Two of the things ENGLISH: Tues 4/19 – Mon 4/25 that Armijo needs that will be covered with the remaining st rd At times, the lines wrapped from the front of the library to the back and curved Morning Session 1 – 3 Periods M, Tues, Thurs, Fri 8am – 11:08am Measure C funds are a new scoreboard and a replace- W 8am – 10:49am along the back wall. Parents came with their children to fill out the emergency cards, (Library) ment of the synthetic field and track. “Any remaining funds rd collect the transcripts from middle school, choose Lunch After 3 Period M, Tues, Thurs, Fri 11:08am – 11:38am will go to smaller projects at Armijo,” wrote McCarthy. W 10:49am – 11:19am electives and talk to their counselors to secure their Because of the decision made in 2008, according Afternoon Session 4th – 6th Periods M, Tues, Thurs, Fri 11:45am – 2:50pm W 11:26am – 2:10pm classes. to the Daily Republic, a recent vote by the bond committee (Library) Traditionally, students and teachers have was not brought before the board. A bond measure for ad- attended to promote their classes and clubs in an- ditional improvements will be on the June ballot. ticipation of the new school year, but this year there MATH: Tues 4/26 – Thurs 4/28, Mon 5/2 were only a few representatives. Colonel Edward Morning Session 1st – 3rd Periods M, Tues, Thurs, Fri 8am – 11:08am Bruce was in attendance and his ROTC students W 8am – 10:49am (Library & Band) were promoting their class. They also helped out by Lunch After 3rd Period M, Tues, Thurs, Fri 11:08am – 11:38am leading families on tours of the campus and directing W 10:49am – 11:19am them to the proper lines. Ms. Lynne Herring was also Afternoon Session 4th – 6th Periods M, Tues, Thurs, Fri 11:45am – 2:50pm W 11:26am – 2:10pm there, passing out information about The Armijo Signal and encouraging students to sign (Library & Band) Keep connected with up for the anticipated Journalism class. Mr. Chris Plebani was available to promote AVID The Armijo Signal! and Ms. Mandana Radmanesh had her French Club members sharing about both her Make-Up Days (Regular Schedule): Tues 5/3, Wed 5/4, Thurs 5/5 4/13/15 club and her class. Stay up to date on newspaper news, join in Plans are currently being made to further introduce the freshmen to the campus fund-raising activities or participate in ad sales and pro- in August, giving them a chance to experience life in the classrooms, meet some of the Signal Staff - April 2016 motion. Check us out on Facebook at: teachers, discover the lay-out of the campus and find out about some of the opportunities available in terms of clubs. Editors: Comics: facebook.com/pages/The-Armijo-Signal/140982599266253 Sophia Santos, Editor-in-Chief Rachel Liu Annika R. Uyenco, News Contributors: Questions? Call (707) 438-3308 or e-mail [email protected]. Reynolds, People Ms. Sandy Anderson What will you find at the library in April? Andrew Zheng, Senior News Mr. Brad Burzynski Derek Wadsworth, Classes & Clubs Myrel Catacutan Letters to the editor? Fiction focus: Sports & War and Poetry Elyce Dixon, Entertainment Ryan Cruz We realize that readers may not always agree with our articles C/TSgt Cam’Ron Freeman or have something that they want to share with the school, which in- Reporters: Madison Hadowanetz (2014) cludes the students and the faculty. If you would like to contribute to our Editorial Page, including letters to the editor, please deliver them to C-3. What dates to watch for? Jesalin Belk Hallie Hill (2011) Raven Holland A name must be included. De Ronte Bridges The Armijo Signal is a student publication created to provide School Library Media Month: April Ashley de Groot Mr. Lee Inserto information and entertainment to the students at Armijo High School. Johnalyn Lubuguin (2009) Royce Guo We strive to be factually accurate and encourage our readers to bring National Library Week: Tatanisha Johnson Mike Misa (2011) information to our attention that could improve our newspaper. Annastasia Robinson (2012) Articles and advertising are selected at the discretion of the Sunday - Saturday, April 10-16 Ariana Mestas Journalism Club members and adviser but do not always reflect the Jasmine Reyes Sarina Rodriguez (2012) Mr. Eric Tretten views of the club or the culture of the school. Ario Rostamas The Governing Board is committed to equal opportunity for all DEAR Day: Wednesday, April 12 Ms. Vanessa Walling-Sisi Isabella Roxas individuals in education. District programs and activities shall be free (Drop Everything And Read) Abby Vigil Photographers: from discrimination based on gender, sex, race, color, religion, ances- try, national origin, ethnic group identification, marital or parental status, Laura Wadsworth Trevon Carrie Makenzie Kolasa physical or mental disability, sexual orientation or the perception of one Earth Day: Friday, April 22 Jade Walker or more of such characteristics. The Board shall promote programs, Nathaly Merida Gabriel Zanipatin which ensure that discriminatory practices are eliminated in all district Tom Zheng Adviser: Ms. Lynne D. Herring activities. Arbor Day: Friday, April 29 4 News People 5 What is your favorite Shakespearean play? Why? Thank you notes Prom Checklist By Royce Guo A modified reprint from May 2012 Staff writer By Sarina Rodriguez, staff writer

If you spotted a People have been chatting about prom for weeks, and the big day is almost here. smile on your teacher’s The event takes place on Saturday, April 23, but there is still so much left that people Freshman Kayla Gacosta: Freshman Ryan Gisslow: face during the month of need to do. “. It’s the only one I know!” March, it may have been Prom is an important event but there are a lot of details that need to be attended “I don’t know.” a result of Teacher Ap- to. There’s an easy way to make sure you are prepared for Armijo High’s prom: make a preciation Week, which checklist! Here’s one that may help you: took place from Monday, ● Find a date! Whether you March 14, to Friday, March have a special someone in mind 18. Throughout the week, or even just want to go with Sophomore Maria Ware: “The Tempest because it is very interesting students at Armijo High friends, make sure you have a Sophomore Paul Nagasawa: how he makes the characters use allusion School celebrated their plan. It is now or never! “Romeo and Juliet because their relation- and skillful manipulation to trick and con- teachers, school staff, and ● You always need to be sure ship is complicated.” hall monitors through special gifts and wishes. The event, you can afford a prom ticket. fuse people. I think it is relatable to how which was organized by the leadership class, paved the Tickets have been on sale since some people are in real life. It’s interesting way to delight every March but the price has gone the way people use you and their thought staff member across up. process.” Armijo High. ● If you were renting a tuxe- With much determi- do, you should have ordered it nation and inspiration already. If you missed that op- Junior Mustapha Samadi: to students provided portunity, a nice suit with a tie Junior Tiana Dixon: “Romeo and Juliet because it’s the only one by teachers and staff, that matches your date’s dress “Romeo and Juliet attempted to love each I read.” it was only appro- will work. Dresses can still be other even though their family hated each priate to honor the found, but the best place to look hard-working Armijo at this stage of the game is in other, but it failed.” staff. Teachers and bridal stores. Make sure your shoes match your dress. You have to make sure you arrive staff across campus in style. received a personal- ● Girls, make sure you know just how you want your hair and makeup. (It’s always ized student-made important to think of this in advance so if you need to make appointments, you can be Senior Nicholas Carnero: posters created from sure you have enough time to do so.) Senior Michelle Cervantes Reyes: “Hamlet. It’s about value of life and kind of information based on ● One of the most important things to remember is find a way to and from prom! “Romeo and Juliet because there’s love interesting.” interviews about their If you haven’t booked a limo/party bus ahead of time, it might be time to talk to a friend and romance, but conflict with it.” personal interests and passions. or family member who has a suitable car to drive, or find someone who can share their Teachers were granted up to three wishes by stu- transportation. dents. Some of the ● Boys and girls, let’s not forget to pick up boutonnieres and/or, corsages. By Myrel Catacutan, Ryan Cruz & Tatanisha Johnson selections included ● Lastly, be sure you look fabulous on the day of and have a great time! morning Starbuck’s coffee, school sup- Volunteer Teacher feature , a kind deed, and, in one case, a When you fish with love Giving back More than meets the eye group serenade of ’s hit song By Gabriel Zanipatin By Laura Wadsworth Work. A hilarious Staff writer You fish with Staff writer video was spot- your heart ted on Wednesday Special people like Mr. Vance Hafner has been morning’s broad- to do something extra with teaching PE at Armijo for the past six cast, featuring teachers singing a classic rendition of Gwen their lives and commit their years. He said that he enjoys his time Stefani’s Hollaback Girl. Fairfield Robert Orlando Kids Fishing Derby time to helping people. on campus, and that the best part is But that was not all! Highlights of Teacher Appre- Saturday April 23rd 2016 Dulce Jimenez Paniagua “interacting with the students who ciation Week included the dress up days: Molumby Mon- is one of those special want to learn.” Fairfield Civic Center Pond / City Hall day (Professional and formal wear), Teacher Buddy Tues- people. Since her sopho- He’s met a lot of great friends day (Twin Day), We’re All In This Together Wednesday Sign in starts at 7:30 am - Derby 8:30 am to 1:00 pm more year she has volun- at Armijo, sharing that the staff is out- (Orange Day), Stenger Flip Flop Thursday, and “-er” Fri- teered at the Suisun City This event is for the first 250 kids 3-15 and special needs children of all Ages. First come first served. standing. If he could change things day (Danc-er, Paint-er, Please note: an attending adult will be required to fill out and sign our event medical Library and her days con- on campus, though, he said that he’d release form to attend the event. (no exceptions) Pre-Registration is only available for Runn-er… etc.). These special needs children. We will have a special needs area and sign up line at the event. sist of planning for future like to see the amount of violence dress-up days saw both This event includes derby shirts, rods and reels, tackle kits and bait to fish the pond. displays, creating the dis- and cussing decrease. He also said, The pond will be stocked with catfish and bass, trophies will be awarded for top fish with a 5 fish Armijo staff and students limit per angler. Hotdogs, chips and soda’s will be served to the kids by the Fairfield Police Officers plays, cleaning toys, order- “There is too much focus on cell taking part in the spirit of Association. Raffle prizes will be called at the end of the event. We will have a donation area with ing book shelves, organiz- rods and gear available after we have given out our free gear to the first 250 children. phones.” the week. ing events, helping out in If students want to be suc- Alexis Ascher said, PRE-REGISTRATION IS AVALABLE ONLINE FOR SPECIAL NEEDS KIDS the events, shelf reading, Mr. Hafner has a lot to teach, and it goes beyond physical education. cessful, Mr. Hafner recommends “I always see my favor- Sign in starts at 7:30 am - Derby 8:30 am - 1:00 pm First come first served etc. She said that the job is Photo by Trevon Carrie that they focus less on socializing ite teachers working so early birds get the worm. Also a donation area with gear available very intense but she chose and more on completing their school for the children that come to the event late. Kids can bring their own gear. hard. It felt good to give to volunteer because she work. He graduated from Sacramento State, and explained that, while he back and I loved the re- Shirt Sizes not guaranteed - Info contact Mike Johns @ 707-389-5303 Cell 816-2037 For Dulce, helping others and giving back wanted to give back to the was in college, he learned how to study effectively. If he were to go back sponse!” Throughout the week, teachers and staff were are just part of the game. community in any way she For special needs children Pre-Registration visit our web page at Photo by Makenzie Kolasa and Nathaly Merida in time, he said he would have focused earlier on his academics. also fed and awarded. On Tuesday, they were treated to www.kidsdayoffishing.org at our events sign up page download and print could; she could not simply our event sign up form and medical release to attend event forms While there is a lot of room for improvement, Mr. Hafner shared coffee, pastries and other breakfast items, delivered to their and send them to us email - [email protected] sit down and do nothing. some of the positive aspects of Armijo. For example, numerous students classrooms, with leftovers available for the next couple of USPS Mail - 1725-B Sycamore Drive Fairfield, CA 94533 Jimenez Paniagua first got exposed to the library when her older Pre-Registration also available by Online Form and faculty work extra hard to make Armijo a top school, and some of the days. On Friday, staff was brother volunteered there, so she already knew the staff and soon ap- sports teams have been very successful. If Armijo were to get a $1 million treated to a luncheon with Our event service group Co-Host Fairfield Kiwanis Club plied to be a library volunteer. She said that volunteering is one of her Kids Day of Fishing events are funded solely by Kids Day of Fishing, Inc. to spend on campus, he said, they should consider “re-doing the locker food from Mary’s Pizza Funding is provided by donations from our sponsors, supporters and members great pleasures in life and credits her happiness to her charitable work for rooms and the gym.” The school is getting $2.2 million through Measure Shack. At the end of the young children. C funding and it will be used for athletics, to improve the field and to get a luncheon, teacher super- As a junior, Jimenez Paniagua already has a lot on her plate. She new scoreboard. latives were announced. is enrolled in the IB (International Baccalaureate) Program, where she When he’s not teaching, Mr. Hafner likes to listen to music, read, There is no doubt takes challenging courses that take up most of her time and has kept stel- watch TV, and exercise. His favorite vacation spot is Hawaii and he said that both teachers and stu- that, if he wins the lottery, he’s taking “a very long vacation!” Mr. Hafner dents all enjoyed Teacher Continued on page 14 - enjoys summer vacation, and makes the most of it by traveling and work- Appreciation Week. Please visit us on the web @ www.kidsdayoffishing.org And always remember to TAKE A KID FISHING ! Volunteer of the Month ing out a lot at the gym. 6 People People 7

ASB spotlight ASB spotlight All in a name Leading the class to graduation Write on Feeling Jaded? By Annika R. Uyenco time By Jade Walker

News editor Staff writer After serving in Leadership since her Being a part of “A jade stone is useless before it is processed; a man is good-for-nothing until he freshman year, Lacey Rosa has put her the leadership program at is educated.” Chinese Proverb Tomson decided it was priorities in order Armijo can have a positive and finds a lot of time to take on a bigger impact on one’s skills and peace in keeping Peoples’ names make them unique, but what does someone’s name have to do role and now serves the abilities. One person who things together. with their personality or ideals? At Armijo High school, there are five different students Class of 2016 as sec- Photo by has clearly demonstrated Ms. Lynne D .Herring who share the name Jade, but each one has a different perspective on their name. retary. Her original goal this is Ashley Van Belle. I love my name and where it comes from, and wouldn’t dream of changing it. Jade was to serve the school Van Belle, who has Saephan, Jade Williams, and Jade Schwarz agreed that they would not consider chang- as an Associated Stu- been a dedicated mem- At work ing their names, either. dent Body (ASB) officer, ber of leadership since her Saephan was named by her aunt, and she has met a couple of others who share but was given her cur- freshman year, is now the Lacey has found her niche Right price, right place her name. She said that, after she graduates in 2019, she eventually wants to college to rent position based on Senior Class president. Af- as Senior Class Secretary. study technology and wants to get a job making video games. She likes and Photo by Trevon Carrie the election results. It’s been a year since Rosa Oceguera started her ter serving in a lot of ways, playing the guitar. Tomson is also the job a a cashier at The 99 Cents Only store. Now, she she chose to run for the of- Williams is a junior at Armijo who was named by her mom, inspired by the stone president of Junior Statesmen of America (JSA) and very works 28-32 hours a week, earning $10 per hour. It might fice because “I wanted to jade and the movie Jade, which is a 1995 horror film! After high school, Williams would involved in the Drama program at Armijo. She is “a part of be tempting to pack in the hours, but Oceguera does not take on a higher role with like to attend Solano Community College and eventually work as a police officer and run the Improv and Drama Club as well as in all the drama pro- fall for that. “Never choose your job over studies,” she said. more responsibility,” she a daycare. She likes to play badminton and enjoys pop, rap, and R&B music. ductions,” she said. She also used to be part of the Armi- “You’ll regret it.” said. Schwarz, a sophomore, was named after her sister and is nicknamed ‘TJ’ by fam- jo Signal staff, writing and taking pictures for the school Oceguera took the job to earn money for her future As president, she ily members. She plans on being a veterinarian. She enjoys rap music and has met at newspaper. and to practice being responsible. She said that the best definitely has a lot of pri- Ashley is continuing serving her class, this year least four people named Jade. as the Class President for the Class of 2016. Not only that, but Tomson has also been active in part of the job is that it keeps her distracted from social orities and duties. So far, Photo by Makenzie Kolasa (December 2014) The fifth “Jade” at Armijo is Jade Quan, a junior. She was unavailable foran sports over her years at Armijo, playing soccer, softball networks but the worst part is waking up early on week- Van Belle has successfully interview but, like the other four, no doubt has many different interests. When it comes and Powder Puff football over the years, creating a lot of ends. planned the Senior Sunrise event which took place last semester, helped with Powder to personality, we are all very different. After all, who you are as a person isn’t just in a good memories for her time at Armijo. “I have a lot of patience... like A LOT!” This makes Puff, and worked side by side with her classmates on the Homecoming skits. name! But her most important role is as a class officer. her job a lot easier. “Also,” she said, “my manners are on For someone who has to constantly juggle a lot of stuff, Van Belle has adopted “It’s a lot of responsibility,” she said. “Don’t do it if you can’t point.” It helps that she finds her boss “easy to cope with.” her own style of getting the job done. “I work behind the scenes a lot, trying to give others handle it... As much as like it, my first year of college I’m Eventually, Ocegura hopes to become either a the opportunity to step up and become leaders, too. I remain open-minded to all input and not going to have any extra responsibility if I can’t handle franchise owner or a clinical psychologist, perhaps both. ideas,” she said. it.” Before that happens, though, she is going to enjoy her Although she is quite busy, she always keeps in mind her first and foremost goal: Tomson considers her brother Howie her role mod- time as a high school student. In her limited free time, to make this year fun and exciting, with the help of the leadership class. el. He is currently a sophomore in college. Tomson, her- she enjoys hanging out at home or going out with friends. For anyone planning to run for class president, Van Belle gave this advice: “Al- self, plans to attend CSU Monterey and major in biology. “Making time to see my boyfriend is ideal, too,” she said. ways stay calm and committed, even when times seem stressful.” She wants to become a marine biologist.

Mystery person Sibling spotlight Far from Home ASB spotlight ASB spotlight Who do you know? Two people, one family Together we’re better Beyond Second in command By Trina Reynolds They were at Osvaldo and Griselda Garcia Jimenez People editor Sheldon Elementary moved with their parents and sisters to Califor- the role By Elyce Dixon School together. They nia a week before Christmas. They are learning Entertainment editor At sixteen years old, this month’s Mys- are on Armijo’s cam- quickly to fit in, but they are most comfortable While this is Chelse tery Person is a junior at Armijo and very in- pus together now. when they are together and they have a lot in Vuong’s first year in Carina Fuller has been a part of the leadership family since her freshman year, volved in extracurricular activities. She works “I’m not sure if we’re common. high school govern- and it is a class she holds near and dear to her heart. This year, Fuller is serving as Vice for the school yearbook and is on the track going to college,” Both agreed that they miss their friends ment, she has been President for the Class of 2016 and she absolutely loves it. team. Someday, she wants to become an archi- said Monica Alvarez and their school that they left behind in Mexico. practicing her leader- “It’s been really cool to work with the other officers, to collaborate on ideas and to tect and dreams of building an orphanage. This as she considered The family came to the United States “for better ship skills for a while. put together events,” said Fuller. year, her favorite subject is art and her favor- her educational ca- opportunities,” said Osvaldo. It hasn’t necessar- As treasurer she is She said that she especially likes ite teacher is Ms. Zarena Brown, who teaches reer with her younger ily been easy. They have found that, what they responsible for keep- being Vice President because it Yearbook and English. brother Salvador. like most about Armijo, is the people. ing the fundraiser pa- gives her a chance to help make Before coming to Armijo, this person at- The Alvarez fam- Osvaldo is a senior and is getting ready perwork and watching her last year at Armijo the best tended Sullivan Middle School. ily actually has six moving on soon, but Griselda is still only a soph- the account balance, one yet. This position allows her Our Mystery Person is the baby of the siblings including Ve- omore. She has skills that she will use to make suggestions and tailor family, with two sisters and one brother, all of ronica (19) who is like a little more time when she is pursuing Chelsea has invested her time senior events to something the whom are older than her. She also has one dog. their Dad because at Armijo to get her career. wisely in student government. whole senior class will enjoy. Her favorite thing to do in her free time “she helps in every- to know her sur- ID Photo “I want to either do “I enjoy being able to be cre- is simply relax. Her favorite color is green. Her thing, like he did”; roundings. sports broadcasting ative and see the happiness on favorite movie is Home because she thinks it’s Vanessa (18) who is The sib- or business marketing,” said Vuong. “I will attend Harvard people’s faces when the events really cute. like their mother, Jas- lings have very University or Stanford University.” She recently received Monica and Salvador, turn out successful,” she said. Last month’s Mystery Person was freshman Jo- mine (13) and Domi- similar goals a $5,000 scholarship for Harvard and, while she hasn’t two in the middle. For Fuller, being in this office siah Davis who remained a mystery until April’s paper Photo by Trevon, Makenzie & Nathaly nic (9). and some simi- settled in on which of the two prestigious institutions that has been quite rewarding. It’s came out. Neither Monica or lar interests. interst her, she has decided to major in communication If you know this month’s Mystery Person, go to something that she had never Salvador is involved in any sports or clubs yet, They both like and minor in economics. She also intends to consider be- G-10. The first person to correctly this individual will re- experienced before and she is but they both have a couple of years to get ac- Rap and Hip- ing involved in student government in college as well as ceive a free movie ticket at Edwards Theater. Only one cherishing every last second of prize per month will be tive in school. Sharing the campus means shar- Hop music, and participating in other school activities. it. awarded. Journalism stu- ing other things, too. They both have the same Griselda said Over the years, Vuong has participated in Junior dents or club members and While the experience is English teacher (Ms. Kali Begley) and Spanish that she also Statesmen of America (JSA), pageants and dance. She Armijo teachers and staff do great, Fuller admitted that it has teacher (Ms. Rosalba Ibarra-Pina), but not dur- enjoys . has also studied Chinese and been an involved member not qualify. Armijo’s Mystery its challenges. She explained Person will be presented be- ing the same class times. They both in- of the IB program. how it can sometimes be a lot of tween September and May. One of the worst things about sharing tend to go back Vuong has enjoyed her role and would encourage Carina’s smile is something that everyone work while juggling her duties, Prizes will be available to the campus with a sibling? “They can mess with to Mexico some- others to pursue student government. “It will definitely be in leadership is familiar with. the first person that correctly ID Photo International Baccalaureate (IB) you at school,” said Monica. When she is not day but not for worth it in the end,” she said. “IYou are able to communi- identifies the individual from work, and outside responsibili- at school, she likes to go hiking with friends or some time. In- cate with a lot of people and expand your horizons.” the description given. Sub- ties, like tutoring a couple of times a week. Nonetheless, Fuller is excited for what the mission cannot be taken family. stead, they want If she could make a change on Armijo’s campus, future holds and is most looking forward to upcoming senior events such as senior trip during class time but will be “I think my siblings would have different to graduate and Vuong would want to see less trash around the campus “to accepted between classes, and prom. Josiah went undiscovered things to say about me, because they all think of to to Solano Col- Osvaldo and Griselda have a cleaner learning environment.” before and after school. for March’s newspaper. are two of a kind. Photo by Makenzie & Nathaly me as different,” she said. lege. Photos by Trevon Carrie 8 Center Spread 9 Ivdicio Pylivm, genio Socratem, arte Maronem, Terra tegit, popvlvs maeret, Olympvs habet (In judgement a Nestor, in wit a Socrates, in art a Virgil; the earth buries [him], the people mourn [him], Olympus possesses [him])

Education in Shakespeare’s Time It started with Shakespeare

By Arianna Mestas By Jesalin Belk Staff writer Staff writer

Education for children in the 16th and 17th centuries depended on the financial To commemorate the 400th anniversary of the death of William Shakespeare, here is a status and social class of the family. The main purpose of education was to teach children list of several adaptations of his plays. This list includes modern and classic adaptations appropriate behavior for their social class and to make them useful members of society. that you may or may not have heard of, so feel free to check some of these titles out! Teaching techniques relied heavily on memorization and recitation. Students were expected to become proficient in Latin as it was the language that educated people used ● Gnomeo and Juliet (2011) directed by Kelly Asbury and adapted from Romeo in Europe. The curriculum was conservative since most of the teachers had received and Juliet; “A version of Shakespeare’s play, set in the world of warring indoor and out- their education in the old system. door gnomes.” ● 10 Things I Hate About You (1999) directed by Gil Junger and adapted from The Taming of the Shrew; “a 1999 High School film which was, essentially, a sort of murky, Education for Boys: updated High School A.U.-style take on The Taming of the Shrew.” A typical school day would run from 6 am to 5 pm. Discipline was strict, and often ● She’s the Man (2009) directed by Andy Fickman and adapted from Twelfth involved beatings. In the lower forms, boys studied Latin grammar and vocabulary. In the Night; “The story is loosely based on the William Shakespeare play Twelfth Night, but it upper forms, they concentrated on the poetry and prose of other writers. It was Elizabe- replaces a shipwreck with soccer balls.” than law that all children under the age of twenty must study the catechism every Sunday ● Hamlet (1996) directed by Kenneth Branagh and adapted from Hamlet; “It’s im- and holy day before and after evening prayers. peccably played by an astonishing cast and rummages in both the political and psycho- The future after grammar school for most boys was apprenticeship. They were logical depths of the play.” bound to a master who was responsible for the boy’s clothing, food, shelter and training. ● Throne of Blood (1957) directed by Akira Kurosawa and adapted from Macbeth; After seven years of apprenticeship, the boy could become a journeyman and work for “Using the plot but not the text of Macbeth, Akira Kurosawa relocates the Scottish play wages. It was possible for boys of poorer families to attend university through a scholar- to feudal Japan.” ship or financing from a wealthy patron. ● Much Ado About Nothing (1993) directed by Kenneth Branagh and adapted from In memory of William Shakespeare, 400 years Much Ado About Nothing; “Young lovers Hero and Claudio, soon to wed, conspire to get verbal sparring partners and confirmed singles Benedick and Beatrice to wed as well.”

Sources: “10 Things I Hate About You (Film) - TV Tropes.” TV Tropes. TV Tropes, n.d. Web. 05 Mar. 2016. . It is not in the stars that hold our destiny, but in ourselves. Carra, Mallory. “Bustle.” Bustle. N.p., 2 July 2015. Web. 05 Mar. 2016. . – William Shakespeare “Gnomeo & Juliet: The Official Blu-ray™, DVD and Movie Download Website.” Gnomeo & Juliet: The Of- ficial Blu-ray™, DVD and Movie Download Website. N.p., n.d. Web. 05 Mar. 2016. . By Jasmine Reyes “Much Ado About Nothing (1993).” IMDb. IMDb.com, n.d. Web. 05 Mar. 2016. . “The 10 Greatest Shakespeare Movie Adaptations.” ShortList Magazine. ShortList, n.d. Web. 05 Shakespeare is renowned poet and playwright. However, his famous plays such as Romeo Mar. 2016. who that have brought Shakespeare’s vision into reality. In Shakespeare’s time, women were forbidden to be on the stage and all of the greatest female roles were filled by men, but in today’s era, that tradition is all but lost. Some of the greatest ac- tresses of all time have been trained in the Shakespearean theater and one of those actresses is Lauren Anne D’Ambruoso. D’Ambruoso was born in New Haven, Connecticut. She is of Italian descent, but changed her stage name to Lauren Ambrose. Her career started in Off-Broadway productions in New York theaters and in a few television shows and films. In fact, she was nominated for an Emmy Award twice for Best Actress in a Supporting Role quite early in her career. In 2007, she played Juliet in the Public Theater’s Shakespeare in the Park performance of Romeo and Juliet and she was critically acclaimed for her outstanding performance. She con- tinued her career, successfully taking roles in live theatre/ Broadway shows. In 2008, she ap- peared in Hamlet for Shakespeare in the Park. Ambrose continues her acting career in several shows and films today. She is one of Education for Girls: many performers who have delivered magnificent performances that bring Shakespeare’s masterpieces to life on stage. Formal schooling for girls was not encouraged except among daughters of the nobility and the Puritans. For those who were educated, subjects focused mainly on encouraging chastity and developing skills of housewifery. A girl had to learn how to Plays: Henry VI, Part III (1590) Pericles (1608) govern a household, and how to conduct herself in a certain social class. By the mid- All’s Well That Ends Well (1602) Henry VIII (1612) Richard II (1595) 16th century, some girls were permitted to attend grammar school with their brothers. Antony and Cleopatra (1606) Julius Caesar (1599) Richard III (1592) Private schools were established for those young ladies whose families could afford the (1599) King John (1596) Romeo and Juliet (1594) expense. Comedy of Errors (1589) (1605) Taming of the Shrew (1593) Young girls of the wealthy were often placed by their families in the household of Coriolanus (1607) Love’s Labour’s Lost (1594) Tempest (1611) a friend or acquaintance. There they would learn to read, write, keep accounts, manage Cymbeline (1609) Macbeth (1605) Timon of Athens (1607) This monument is in a household and estate, make salves, and practice surgery. Social skills such as singing Hamlet (1600) Measure for Measure (1604) Titus Andronicus (1593) Stratford-Upon-Avon, and dancing were also important. The future for most girls involved marriage, children, Henry IV, Part I (1597) Merchant of Venice (1596) Troilus and Cressida (1601) Shakespeare’s birth- and household duties since going to a university was not an option available to women. Henry IV, Part II (1597) Merry Wives of Windsor (1600) Twelfth Night (1599) place, in honor of the Henry V (1598) Midsummer Night’s Dream (1595) Two Gentlemen of Verona (1594) poet and playwright. Henry VI, Part I (1591) Much Ado about Nothing (1598) Winter’s Tale (1610) Henry VI, Part II (1590) Othello (1604) And 154 sonnets 10 Senior News Classes & Clubs 11

Senior spotlight What’s next? AFJROTC update Next step – USMC By Ms. Sandy Anderson April is a busy month for AFJROTC When Julio Perez Cervantes graduates from College & Career Center Coordinator Armijo on Thursday, June 2, his next step will By C/TSgt Cam’Ron Freeman be a trip to San Diego to participate in Marine All students who met sponsor criteria and qualifi - ROTC reporter Corps training at the Marine Corps Recruit De- cations for Assist-a-Grad scholarships will be interviewed pot (MCRD). “I’m a Poolie, meaning I’ve already and notifi ed by mail with interview dates and times no Our planned community service event on Saturday, March 5, at Rush Ranch was signed my contract and I’ll be leaving in June,” later than Wednesday, March 30. canceled due to weather. We are currently trying to reschedule our clean-up project, so Perez Cervantes said. Armijo had a record number of applications this stay tuned! Rush Ranch has always been an excellent way for cadets to receive hands- While he has been attending Armijo since his year, totaling 129. Because of the volume of applicants, on experience with livestock, wildlife, lush vegetation, and various other activities. Mean- freshman year, he has stayed on the sidelines no special accommodations will be made to rearrange or while, Rush Ranch is once again inviting cadets to help with its Open House on Saturday, for most of that time. “I have not been involved,” reschedule interviews so students must make themselves April 23. he said. “I used to {participate in sports} in my available at the time and date that is assigned to them in The fi nal Cadet of the Month/Best Drilled Individual was held on Monday, Febru- freshman year, but not at school.” Even now, Multimedia Academy seniors visited the State Capitol order to interview. March 2. State Senator Lois Wolk (center) sponsored the visit ary 29. Cadets were informed on Wednesday, March 2 of their scores. The winner of his hobbies are really related to his future in the To prepare students for the process and ensure which included a visit to the State Senate Chamber. Senator Wolk Cadet of the Month was Wiley Flores, and the winner of Best Drilled Individual was Jehieli military. “Just PFing every Monday and Wednes- success, interview technique workshops will be conduct- described new legislation including her “End of Life” law. Orozco. Congratulations to both! day,” he said. ed in the Armijo High School computer lab by Ms. Sandy Photo by Mr. Lee Inserto Spring Break was from Monday, March 21, to Monday, March 28. Spring break is Despite his lack of involvement, Perez Cer- Anderson, College and Career Center Advisor. These a milestone to some, but a well-deserved week long vacation for most. Students and staff vantes knows things are going to change when workshops will take place Monday, Wednesday and both enjoy the week to relax, travel, or even party the nights away until they are ready for he leaves the campus. “What I’m going to miss International Club update Thursday, April 4, 6, and 7. To sign up for a workshop, school, better than ever. the most is being a student,” he said. One of On Tuesday, April 5, when the AS I cadets visit Travis Air Force Base to learn his favorite memories was “the very fi rst time I students can go to Naviance.com or see Ms. Anderson in Are you ready? about Air Force basic and follow-on training, see live demonstrations, including Security walked through the door, where the old offi ce the Center. Police weapons display and the military canine unit, talk to new airmen about life in the was.” Interviews will be conducted in the evenings from By Ms. Vanessa Walling-Sisi Air Force, and tour a C-5 and C-17 aircraft! Sounds like it should be a great day. While he wished that the school still offered an open campus for lunch, he recognized Monday, April 11, through Thursday, April 14. By the end International Club adviser that there are several reasons to be on-campus throughout the day. “Don’t give up. When of April, students who are selected for a scholarship will Then, on Thursday, April 7, the ASII-IV will go on a Curriculum-In-Action fi eld trip to the California State Capitol, and the California State Railroad Museum. This trip should you don’t feel like coming to school, just come, because at the end of your senior year you’re receive an invitation letter to the awards ceremony. The Armijo International Club is holding their 12th be very interesting, as cadets will learn about growth of the railroad in California, visit the going to miss school,” he said. Hopefully, his younger brothers—Elvis and Edgar—will heed The ceremony is scheduled at 7 pm on Monday, Annual International Week with performances at lunch seat of the state legislature, and enjoy their time! that advice when they start considering the memories that they want to leave behind. May 16, at the Fairfi eld Community Center. All the details from Monday, May 2, through Friday, May 6. There will will be outlined in the invitation letter. be musicians, singers, and dancers from The Philippines, College focus Mexico, India, The Caribbean, and Polynesia. There will Club 180 also be games and prizes each day, so grab your lunch Open doors at the Big Four Financial Aid still available and join the fun. Marching into April If you are interested in performing, please see Ms. By Andrew Zheng Students can still complete and submit the FAFSA Walling-Sisi in E-3 and feel free to attend the weekly club By Trina Reynolds Senior News editor and California Dream Application after the March 2 priority meetings. International Club meets Wednesdays at lunch Club 180 reporter fi ling deadline. The March 2 priority deadline is used for in E-3. Often sought by the highest-achieving high school students Cal Grant and other aid programs with limited funding. In March, Club 180 focused on the subject of in the United States and even the world, Harvard, Yale, Princeton, Applying early is still recommended to maximize prayer in their new series titled Wireless. Prayer is and Stanford (HYPS) are the monumental Big Four. Their prestige, eligibility, but students who missed the March 2 priority fi l- What the YC is up to one of the most important parts of having a relation- academics, research, and student life are totally incomparable to ing deadline still have the opportunity to apply for fi nancial ship with God, so Club 180 really wanted to empha- that of any other university. For those who are aiming high, applying aid. By Andrew Zheng size this in their new series. Wireless started off with a bang with a message from Ms. to these colleges and getting accepted is an incredible boost. Youth Commission reporter Julia Monk. Ms. Monk had been Club 180’s advisor, but recently left Armijo to work at Harvard is located in Cambridge, Massachusetts, just out- another school. The club was excited to have the opportunity to welcome Ms. Monk back side of Boston. Harvard’s extensive library system houses the oldest collec- On the fi rst Monday of March, the Youth Commission and hear what she had to say about prayer. tion in the United States and the largest private collection in the world. There SENIOR TRIP INFO: held its monthly meeting at the Fairfi eld City Council Cham- The next Thursday, members of Club 180 got the opportunity to talk even more is more to the school than endless stacks, though; Harvard’s athletic teams When: April 8, 2016 – ber at 7 pm. As always, the fi rst order of business was roll call about prayer in smaller groups. It was a great opportunity to hear other people’s personal compete in the Ivy League, and every football season followed by the Pledge of Allegiance. Commissioner Raven Meet in front of the gym by 8 am, return approximately 8 pm stories about the impact of prayer in their lives. ends with “The Game,” an annual matchup between Where: California’s Great America Rainey then moved to approve the minutes of the last meet- Prayer at the Flagpole is an ongoing activity that Club 180 is involved in, but it storied rivals Harvard and Yale. Only 6.0% of applicants Cost: $100 CASH ONLY ing on Monday, February 1. (Treasurer’s Office closes at 3:30 pm Monday through Friday) was particularly emphasized during this series on prayer. Members and leaders of Club got accepted last year. This year, one of Armijo’s own, Price includes: Commissioner Eric Cortes was assigned as the chair Chelsea Vuong, is one of the proud few who has been Admission for the evening since provisional chair Commissioner Rainey 180 gathered at the fl agpole in front of the new offi ce before school on Mondays to pray accepted to Harvard. Charter Bus together as a group and enjoy a few donuts. All-You-Can-Eat Buffet Meal from 2 – 3 pm was tardy. Commissioner Katherina Codilla announced that Yale, located in New Haven, Connecticut, is known the commission would be selecting two people to be on the Before school let out for spring break, Club 180 invited an intern from the Father’s for its excellent English, history, political science, psy- MUST HAVE STUDENT ID & FIELD TRIP PERMISSION FORM House, Drew Baker, to speak. Drew always comes to Club 180’s meetings, so the club TO PURCHASE TICKETS Offi cer Selection Committee that night. It was passed that chology, and music departments. The Yale Bulldogs Grade /attendance / fines will not be checked for this trip. especially loved hearing him speak about prayer. Commissioner Arsh Sharma and Commissioner Derek Wad- compete in the Ivy League and are well known for their MUST HAVE STUDENT ID TO BOARD THE BUS sworth would be joining Commissioner Codilla in electing The month of April is going to bring the start of a brand-new series for Club 180 rivalry with Harvard. The School of Drama, School Students will need to show receipt to Ms. Logan in room F-6 that you won’t want to miss! Club 180 meets on Thursdays at lunch. Everyone is welcome to sign up for a bus. prospective offi cers. of Forestry and Environmental Studies, and Divinity Sign up early to choose which bus you want to ride on The succeeding item on the agenda was committee to come. Don’t worry about bringing lunch, because there is always plenty of pizza! Ad- School are well-regarded graduate programs. The Yale (if you want to be on the same bus as all of your friends). reports. The chair of each committee described their mission ditionally, Prayer at the Flagpole is every Monday morning at 7:40 at the fl agpole in front Record is the oldest college humor magazine in the na- statement and their goals, and this time the commission had of the new offi ce. To keep up with Club 180 events (and giveaways!) follow Club 180 on tion. The acceptance rate for Yale last year was 6.3%. to move to approve each committee’s objectives. Commis- Instagram and : @ahs_club180. Princeton, the fourth-oldest college in the Unit- sioner Cortes of the Internal Commu- ed States, is located in the quiet town of Princeton, nications Committee, Commissioner New Jersey. Within the walls of its historic ivy-covered Spring SAT Dates Spring ACT Dates Rainey from Fun Experiences, Com- campus, Princeton offers a number of events, activi- missioner Andrew Zheng from Job Saturday, May 7 Saturday, April 9 ties, and organizations. The Princeton Tigers, members of the Ivy League, Preparedness, Commissioner Anika (Registration deadline = April 8; (Registration deadline = March 4; are well known for their consistently strong men’s and women’s lacrosse Uyenko of the Marketing Committee, teams. 7.4% of applicants were granted acceptance. scores available mid-June) scores available Apr 19 - June 3) and Commissioner Michael Chang Stanford’s pristine campus is located in Palo Alto, from Violence Prevention all got their California. This university offers a wide range of stu- Saturday, June 4 Saturday, June 11 committee goals passed at the meet- dent organizations, including the Stanford Pre-Busi- (Registration deadline: (Registration deadline = May 6; ing. ness Association and Stanford Solar Car Project, by mail = May 5; scores available June 21 - Ausust 5) Commissioner Cortes then did which designs, builds, and races a solar car every two by phone/online = May 11; For more information, go to a report on his recent attendance to years. The Stanford Cardinals are well known for the scores available mid-July) http://www.actstudent.org/ the Children and Families Policy Fo- traditional “Big Game” against Cal. Stanford had the For more information, go to www. rum at the Kroc Center in Suisun City lowest acceptance rate of all time in 2014, coming in at collegeboard.com Fees: on Saturday, February 27. The event 5.1%. These tests are offered at Armijo Without writing = $39.50; included elected offi cials and provid- With writing = $56.50 ed a discussion of current children’s Fees: Score Reports to 5th and 6th Colleges = issues with community agencies, Reasoning Test with essay = $54.50 $12 each community members, and legislators. Mark your calendar! Reasoning Test without essay = $43 Change fee = $25 Commissioner Uyenko participated in Subject Tests: Basic Registration = $26 Telephone Registration = $15 this event as well. Seeing that there Graduation is Thursday, June 2 + $18 per test Late registration fee = additional $24 were no staff reports or public com- Change fee = $28; Waitlist fee = $48 Standby fee = $49 Grad Nite is Friday, June 3 (see page 2) ments, the meeting was adjourned. 12 Sports Sports 13

Golf focus Off-campus athlete Athlete focus Interview with Mr. Armijo Speed is the goal Just kickin’ it Take a swing at it Armijo can be proud to see another stu- By Derek Wadsworth It may seem like an unusual sport, but for Justin By Abby Vigil dent move into the college spotlight. Mateo Armijo Classes & Clubs editor Hafsi, bull riding is all part of the family dynamics. “My dad Staff writer Gotladera has joined the other members of the was a bull rider and I wanted to be just like him,” he said. Class of 2016 who signed for Davenport University Bryce Nielson had his first golf lesson “I couldn’t bull ride very well so I The girls’ varsity soccer team is look- on Friday, March 18. when he was 9, but didn’t start playing regu- took roping as the team sport.” ing towards a very promising season. larly until he was 13. As a senior and four-year Hafsi practices in Napa at a One of their key players is Leigh Hull. Question: Will you be receiving any scholarship member of the Armijo Varsity golf team, Niel- money for college? Were there other colleges ranch or at the family ranch in Although she is only a sophomore, this son’s looking forward to his final season. The is her second year on the varsity team. interested in you? Why did you choose the one team won three matches last year, and they’re Fairfield, but he doesn’t- com Hull didn’t just get lucky; she’s been you signed with? looking to do even better this season. “We pete locally very often.” I com- playing almost her entire life. Outside Answer: I received a scholarship that combines could probably make something happen and pete out of state a lot, but every with my academic scholarships to become a full of Armijo, she plays on the Northbay finish in the top three,” said Nielson. now and again here in Corning ride. Also, I had five other offers that wanted me One thing he’s looking forward to is play- California,” he said. In March he Elite Futbol Club team. For Hull, soc- but once I took my visits Davenport just felt like Mateo answers the ques- ing on the courses in Napa. He said that they cer is an escape from everything and had a local competition in Corning and hoped to beat his the place to be. They offered me the most money tions about his success. it’s like her happy place. She juggles are definitely his favorite places to play. Coach personal record of 12-seconds flat. Hafsi has been roping and a starting position as well. ID photo Justin Anderson, a biology teacher at Armijo, since he was 5 years old. her time between the International will be leading the team. The team practices Baccalaureate (IB) program, school Bryce started playing golf young, but he plans “Teams are select by what is called a Jackpot. It Q: Why did you choose to go into football? What position do you play? to continue well into old age. Monday through Thursday from 3:30 to 5:30 soccer practice and club soccer prac- Photo by Madison Hadowanetz (February 2014) is a draw pick. There is a $25 entry fee and they random- Have you set any records? pm, and either hits on the range or plays on Leigh has speed and experience tice. the course. ly select the guy you rope with,” explained Hafsi. “Con- A: Football on the Armijo side of the family was pretty much part of every- testants are usually 10 years old or higher. You can get on her side, and it pays. Hull puts effort into every game and one’s lives. Growing up waking up on Saturday we watched college and on Nielson has worked hard, and his scores reflect his dedication. He’s earned a 44 on a ID photo never stops working to improve. She 9-hole course and a 92 on 18-hole course. But, like any sport, he has had to take the good with matched up with an 11 year old, but there are not many Sunday we went to church and then watched NFL football all day. Football committed to this sport many years the bad. He said his worst memory was at Monticello Empire League (MEL), when he had trouble out there competing. Scores are based on time. You are has had a great impact on my life and has been a part of me throughout the ago and currently supports her teammates, lifting their spirits when games on hole 10, and shot a 13. on your horse, then you nod to the timer and everything years. My dream was always to play at the next level. Overall, he’s had a lot of fun with the team, and loves playing with his teammates. His starts. You have 40 seconds for you and your teammate to get rough. best golf memory is from his freshman year, when one of the seniors hit the ball into the water and rope and hold the calf… If there is a tie score, you go to a Q: What other events do you participate in? Why those? ended up stabbing a fish. In general, Nielson said that golf is a great sport, because you can play death match and again the best time wins…It’s a very hard Athlete focus A: I’m also a baseball player currently in season. Baseball was the first “until you’re a very old man.” He plans to play for the rest of his life. sport and you have to have heart. When you first start, sport I played and fell in love with. In the fall, Nielson will attend Brigham Young University, and hopes to play for the team, you can’t quit, you need to work hard and stick with it.” At home on an Armijo team “if I can shave 10 strokes off my score!” he said. Do you participate in any other sports? While roping is his sport of choice, he also likes Q: Alani McEachnie is not a student at Armijo, but she does play for A: In college I might play baseball just for the fun of it so I don’t have to riding quads, es- the Armijo Indians. McEachnie attends the Public Service Academy (PSA) work-out for football in the spring. pecially on the Bounce Out Boys repeat success in the Fairfield-Suisun Unified School District, but that school does not ranch.” I am also have sports teams. Since she lives in the Armijo area, she is eligible to play Q: Besides football, what else are you involved with? What are your hob- By Abby Vigil a horse trader, for our team, and Armijo is lucky to have her. bies? What do you want to do when you graduate? Staff writer I buy and sell A sophomore, this is her first time playing for the Indians, but she is A: My plans post-college are to follow my major I’m going to Davenport for horses. I usu- fast. “It is her most notable quality” in the sport, said Coach Brad Burzyn- which is sports management. My intended career is to be an athletic direc- The 3v3 basketball tournament lasted from Monday, March 9 all the way to Tues- ally do my horse ski. She plays forward and outside midfield for the junior varsity but has a tor for a college or a GM for a sports team. day, March 15. The student attendance was superb, and many new students came out business up in chance to be pulled up to varsity this year. and played a competitive game! Eugene or Port- McEachnie is definitely a student to keep watching over the season Q: What advice would you give to someone contemplating on getting in- It was very interesting to see the diverse group of students of all ages. “It was land, because and she is expected to make Armijo proud, even as a student at PSA. volved in sports? enjoyable to see everyone come together as one whether they were in IB or in sports, it is better busi- A: Try it. I have seen kids throughout the years contemplate on doing sports but we all could put all our differences aside and play a game of basketball against other ness up there, he and never did and in all honesty could’ve been in the same seat I’m in to- students and teachers,” said Kaylin Lam. said. Eventually, day. You never know how it will be until you try it. Many teachers came out and played on the non-competitive court. Former girls’ Hafsi would like Do you think badminton is easy? basketball coach Mr. Christian Stoll came out, and showed why he deserved to be a coach to work for the Join the team for Open Gym Q: If you could change one thing about Armijo (students, facilities, staff, California De- on Friday, April 8 and Friday April 22. etc.), what would it be and why? A: Armijo is extremely old, and the facilities that come with that are also old. Continued on page 14 - partment of Fish Want to see Justin smile? Find out if you’re as good as you think! and Wildlife. Give him the opportunity to do team roping! See Coach Lawrence Trigg for details. I would suggest a complete renovation on the sports facilities. However, I Basketball fun Photo by Trevon Carrie like the path this school is headed with all the new things being built.

Boys’ Tennis Boys’ Golf Badminton Girls’ Soccer Coach Adam Bright Coach Justin Anderson Coach Lawrence Trigg Coaches Brad Burzynski (Varsity) Tuesday, April 5 against Vintage at Napa Valley @ 3:30 pm Friday, April 5 at Vacavile @ 4 pm & Yoram Rosenmann (JV) Tuesday, April 5 against Rodriguez Thursday, April 7 against Vintage @ 4 pm Monday, April 4 against Napa - JV @ 4:30 / Var @ 6:30 pm Thurs, April 7 against Rodriguez at Paradise Valley @ 2:30 pm Tuesday, April 12 againts Napa @ 4 pm Thursday, April 7 at Vacaville Wednesday, April 6 at Vacaville - JV @ 5/ Var @ 7 pm Tuesday, April 12 MEL at ParadiseValley Thursday, April 14 at Rodriguez @ 4 pm Monday, April 11 at Rodriguez - JV@ 4/ Var @ 6 pm Tuesday, April 12 at Wood Friday, April 15 at Davis @ 4 pm Wednesday, April 13 against Wood - JV @ 4:30/ Var @ 6:30 pm Thursday, April 14 against Napa at Silverado @ 12 pm Tuesday, April 19 against Wood @ 4 pm Monday, April 18 at Vintage - JV @ 4:30/ Var @ 6 pm Thursday, April 21 against Vacaville @ 4 pm Thursday, April 14 against Vintage Tuesday, April 19 against Wood Wednesday, April 20 at Napa - JV @ 4:30/ Var @ 6 pm Varsity at Crypress Lake @ 3:30 pm Tuesday, April 26 at Vintage @ 4 pm Tuesday, April 19 against Napa Thursday, April 28 at Rodriguez @ 4 pm Monday, April 25 against Vacaville - JV @ 4:30/ Var @ 6:30 pm JV at Paradise Valley @ 2:30 pm Thursday, against Rodriguez JV @ 4:30/ Var @ 6:30 pm Thursday, April 21 against Rodriguez Thursday, April 21 against Vacaville Varsity and JV at Paradise Valley @ 2:30 pm Monday, April 25 MEL Singles at Vintage Tuesday, April 26 against Vintage at Paradise Valley @ 2:30 pm Girls’ Softball Boys’ Baseball Coaches Rick Newman (Varsity) Coach William “Mo” Terrell Tuesday, April 26 MEL Doubles at Vintage Thurs, April 28 against Rodriguez at Rancho Solano @ 2:30 pm & Clara Moore (JV) Friday, April 1 at Wood @ 4 pm Tuesday, April 5 against Rodriguez @ 3:45 pm Monday, April 4 against Pinole at Laurel Creek @ 4 pm/ 7 pm Thursday, April 7 at Wood @ 3:45 pm Wednesday, April 6 at Vacaville @ 4 pm Track & Field Swimming Friday, April 8 againts Rodriguez @ 4 pm Tuesday, April 12 at Vacaville @ 3:45 pm Coach David Monk Coach Robert Marin Wednesday, April 13 against Vintage @ 4 pm Thursday, April 14 against Vintage @ 3:45 pm Friday, April 15 at Vintage @ 4 pm Wednesday, April 6 at Vintage Wednesday, April 6 against Wood Tuesday, April 19 against Napa @ 3:45 pm Wednesday, April 20 at Napa @ 4 pm Wednesday, April 13 against Vintage Wednesday, April 20 at Vacavile Thursday, April 21 at Rodriguez @ 3:45 pm Friday, April 22 againts Napa @ 4 pm against Rodriguez, Wood and Vacaville Wednesday, April 27 against Wood @ 4 pm Thursday, April 21 MEL Diving at Vintage Tuesday, April 26 against Wood @ 3:45 pm Friday, April 29 at Wood @ 4 pm Wednesday, April 27 against Vacaville Fri-Sat, April 28-29 - MEL Swimming at Vintage Thursday, April 28 against Vacaville @ 3:45 pm 14 Entertainment Entertainment 15

CD rewind Video game review Book review Drama preview Seeing with new Eyes Fun with Shakespeare April’s fools Working with Peanuts A modified reprint By Isabella Roxas A modified reprint from April 2009 By Raven Holland from April 2012 Staff writer By Johnalyn Lubuguin, staff writer Drama publicist By Annastasia Robertson, Staff writer Arden: The World of William is an online video April begins with a day for practical jokes and The spring show is go- game for all Shakespeare lovers. It’s an MMOG (Massively pranks, so I chose a book of compiled stories about em- ing to be a production Spring has sprung, Multiplayer Online Game) where players choose an avatar barrassing moments conveniently titled “Traumarama!” by of You’re a Good Man, and with all of the flowers and explore the town of Ilminster. Seventeen Magazine and Megan Hess. Charlie Brown and it blooming, you probably Creating your 3-D animated character will be based “Traumarama!” was originally derived from Seven- will be a musical ex- want some music that’ll put off one of the many male and female characters of Shake- teen Magazine’s “Traumarama” section where Seventeen travaganza. a spring in your step! Owl speare’s plays. In addition, you can mix and match the cloth- Magazine readers sent in stories of real life bloopers. Even Although considered City’s “Ocean Eyes” is the ing style, though it’s only about girls and written by girls, it’s not just a “good man” by his perfect for that. hair, and for girls; I can assure you that EVERYONE can relate to friends, Charlie Brown I’ve honestly never body these hilarious stories. can’t seem to win the heard a style like this. It’s type of “Traumarama!” contains random stories ranging heart of the Little Red- not techno, but it’s not quite different from wardrobe malfunctions to saying the wrong things at Haired Girl. Lucy is on dubstep or anything like avatars the wrong time and even awkward moments when bodily a never-ending jour- that. And the topics that togeth- functions got in the way. I once caught my 15-year-old ney trying to capture they sing about are just so er. After guy cousin reading it and laughing out loud at the funny Schroeder’s brooding much fun! com- narratives inside, although to this day he denies he ever attention. Meanwhile, The music really pletely even touched it. After all, he said that it was a “chick-book,” Katie Halls (Lucy) and Sable Macalino (Schroeder) work on their love Snoopy and Linus day- made me appreciate the custom- whatever that means. Believe me when I say that EVERY- hate relationship dynamic in rehearsals. dream and the rest of Photo by Raven Holland people around me and the izing ONE, I mean EVERY SINGLE ONE of you, can and will the friends battle with things I have. For example, the song “The Bird and the Worm” is about having a friend your very own avatar, you can meet, talk, and interact with relate to this highly amusing book. kites, school, base- that you would do anything for, just someone who you’ve known for what seems like for- the other characters from Shakespeare’s plays. ball and misunderstandings before finally realizing what makes them truly happy in the ever and have so much love for. “Vanilla Twilight” is about missing the person you want Gamers in Arden can battle in card games with show’s closing number. to be with the most. It also just gives you a wave of euphoric scenery. other players. Other games include a game of answering Rachel Cohen, who plays Snoopy, said,”It has been a great addition to my already great This whole album gave me a whole new look at the way I treat my friends and how trivia questions on Shakespeare’s life and his work. The senior year. There’s no one else I’d rather be doing it with than this great group of old much I really care for them. This album is also a nice song to relax to. If you’re lying on more you know, the higher you level up! friends and new friends and the wonderful Ms. B and Ms. Hobbs.” your bed and you want to take a nap, this album can slowly ease your mind into a deep This game is inventive and educational for all ”The rehearsal process is long and a lot of work but in the end it’s worth it,” said stage sleep. I think this is CD is a really good choice if you are looking for new, original music! ages. Join the Arden community and live the life of William manager Emily Gesuele. “It’s an amazing experience to work with great students and a Shakespeare! great drama teacher and music director. Whether it’s being behind the scenes or on the stage, it’s all good fun.” Volunteer of the Month - CD Rewind There are 13 cast members and a crew of 11 other students as well as director Ms. Continued from page 5 Sheena Beeson and musical director Ms. Jennifer Hobbs. The show will be held in T-2 Thursdays and Fridays, April 7-15 and Saturday, April 16. All shows start at 7 pm and will run about two hours with intermission. The cost of the lar grades throughout her entire high school career. She A modified reprint from March 2011 show is $5 for students with ID’s and $8 for adults or students without ID’s. is also a member of several clubs on campus, such as By Hallie Hill, Staff writer Around the World, National Honor Society (NHS), JSA (Ju- nior Statesmen of America), and College and Career Club. The 400th anniversary of Shakespeare’s death is the perfect time to reflect on Restaurant review She also finds time to tutor young children in Spanish and how things have changed in the world of entertainment. In Shakespeare’s day, women helps out her mom every Sunday by house cleaning and were not in the spotlight, ever! Even the famous characters that were written into his You get more volunteering at minor events. In her free time, she enjoys plays, like Juliet and Lady Macbeth, were played by Fashion flashback A modified reprint listening to music and enjoys a great variety of genres. men. from April 2012 Jimenez Paniagua is a fan of country, pop, K-pop, and Singer / takes that male- Warming up to spring Spanish music. She especially enjoys , as it By Annastasia Robertson, Staff writer dominated attitude and turned it around, not because A modified reprint from April 2011 is healing and speaks to her. she is against men. According to wikipedia.com, Keri By Mike Misa, Staff writer At prom, the guests are being offered all-you-can-eat sweet and savory crepes, Next year, her younger brother will join her on cam- Hilson explained that her CD, No Boys Allowed, is pus, she as a senior and he as a freshman. She is looking but there is no reason to wait for such tempting tastes. The café Crepes and More in mostly for empowering women, but she was not ex- Looking fresh is a quality into which most teens and forward to her last year at Armijo and is ready to tackle the Fairfield serves exactly what the name implies, from decadent crepes to eggs Benedict. cluding men. “The CD is more from a woman’s per- young adults put a lot of effort. For girls it includes buy- future. She would love to major in Physical Therapy, but This restaurant has a variety of foods for different people’s tastes. spective,” she said. ing the latest purses and blouses, or the most fashionable is not sure what college she would like to attend. “I sim- It is open from 7 am – 3 pm, and serves only lunch and breakfast, so student visits She’s been in the game since mid-2000 as a jewelry and matching it with accessories such as make-up ply want to help rebuild people’s lives, especially because are limited to weekends and holidays. That’s why, during the day, the clientele tends to be singer / songwriter. She is now on her third CD as a and more. For boys, it’s more of white T’s with jeans and a helping people brings me great joy,” she said. Jimenez Pa- made up of business people, young parents and college-aged students. recording artist, L.I.A.R., and the first single from that fresh pair of shoes. Traditional brands have stood the test niagua encourages others to volunteer and gives a mes- The menu is divided up by appetizers, breakfast foods, breakfast crepes, lunch album, Single, was released on Friday, March 18. Hil- of time, including Jordan’s, Vans, Nike’s, and others sage to her fellow students. She said, “Do something that crepes, and other lunch food. My favorite section is the Sweet Tooth Crepes on the back son’s first solo album, In a Perfect World, came out in When it comes to comfort, the shoes that everyone inspires you, have an interest in volunteering that will bring of the menu. The Cheese Blintz, which is a crepe with cream cheese and blackberry jelly, 2009, with the smash hit . It peaked at #3 on the . is looking at are Jordan’s. Whether it’s the 2’s, the 6’s, or you both joy and satisfaction.” is especially delicious. But in 2011, the news was all about her second album, No Boys Allowed, which the return of the 11’s, Jordan’s are the “must have” shoes Jimenez Paniagua leads her life with these words When you first see the outside of the restaurant, you might get the thought of it was released on Tuesday, December 21, 2010. It features , , and of the century. A pair of new Air Max 1’s, in black and Vic- of wisdom that can serve as an inspiration for all of us: being small, crowded, and like any old café, but when you open the doors, the aroma of many more. Her hit single was from No Boys Allowed was Breaking Point. tory Green, were released to the public on Tuesday, Feb- “You have control of your life, take action and make things hickory-smoked bacon knocks your socks off. The inside is actually very open, clean, and Those who can relate to her music are encouraged to pick up her CD from your ruary 22, and, according to K’halani Bradley (’12), “Those happen. When you think happiness is all over, keep fight- classy, although the acoustics can make it sound very loud. The waiters and waitresses local Wal-Mart or Target. shoes are soooooo RAW!” ing and don’t break.” greet you at the door and take you to a table. If you go there enough, they will already For school wear, even as the weather warms up, know your order. “Cheese young ladies may want to search the mall for jeggings and Blintz and a coffee, Anna?” Basketball fun - Ugg boots, all available at some of the hottest stores like they might ask me. Continued from page 12 Forever 21 and Icing. Young men are most likely to be I think the best time wandering more manly shops, like Hollister or, for prom to go there is around 8:30 on of that team. He played on the non-competitive court with fashions, Men’s Warehouse. Male or female can find great Sunday morning because Mr. Brad Burzynski, Mr. Joe Klapper, Mr. Joe Arbizu, Mr. looks in many of the chain stores in the mall, like Footlock- you beat the church crowd. Justin Anderson, and others. On the championship court, er, but those with a thirst for adventure might find it more After a while people come the Bounce Out Boys, the defending champions from last fun to put things together from the sales rack at some pouring into the family-ori- year, earned the title again. Skyler Ataide, Associated Stu- of the stores off the beaten path, including, surprisingly ented facility, and everything dent Body treasurer who organized the event, said, “The enough, Goodwill and Target. is really fresh and wonderful. 3v3 basketball tournament was a huge success for being Again, fashion is much more of a priority to teens Oh, and did I men- in its infant stages as an Armijo event. It is only two years and young adults. They’re always updated on the Latest tion that it’s fairly cheap? old! The event was successful in reaching out to a large fashions and trends. From pajamas and D-bo’s, skinny The prices at this family- population of Armijo. This was the first year that the event jeans and Vans, double socks and slippers, cargo pants owned restaurant range be- was held in the gym which was awesome because it really and white T’s and more. Make sure when you shop, you tween $4 and $11 a person. added to the basketball showcase atmosphere!” know what’s hot and what’s not. Bon Appetite! 16 Entertainment

Movie review DVD review The Coens do it again, almost Shakespeare wasn’t kidding By Ario Rostami By De Ronte Bridges Staff writer Staff writer

Hail, Caesar! is a crime comedy directed and written by the Coen brothers and starring a Most of us have read the play Romeo and Juliet. huge ensemble cast including Josh Brolin, George Clooney, Alden Ehrenreich, Channing Tatum, It is a staple across the country for high school freshmen. Ralph Fiennes, Jonah Hill, Frances McDormand, Tilda Swinton, Scarlett Johansson, Veronica Those who enjoyed watching the movie or experiencing Osorio, and Allison Pill. It follows a studio fixer working for the fictional Capitol Pictures in 1950s the play are going to love this movie. Hollywood named Eddie Mannix (Josh Brolin) who struggles to keep the studio’s stars in line. Gnomeo and Juliet is a comedy based on the plot He is constantly dealing with PR nightmares, most notably one of his biggest stars (George of Shakespeare’s famous play, but this version is about Clooney) being mysteriously drugged and kidnapped. The movie has all the hallmarks of a Coen garden gnomes who are in a feud. Both sides want to brothers movie - a huge and talented cast, religion, radical politics, old Hollywood, kidnapping, prove that they are better than the other. neurotic characters, and an unconventional storyline. Within their groups are two gnomes, Gnomeo and Now, I was really ex- Juliet, who love each other but they cannot be together be- cited for this cause Juliet is a red gnome and Gnomeo is from the blue movie, and af- side. They go to many lengths to be together, no matter ter coming out what the other gnomes say or think. of it I was sur- This movie takes place in the birthplace of William prised to see Shakespeare, Stratford-Upon- how mixed Avon. It made $194 million at the reaction the box office. Since it was in- has been. I tended for little kids, it can’t really enjoyed follow the plot completely and Hail, Caesar!, there isn’t anyone dying in the though I will end. concede that it’s not the People around the world most tightly loved this movie, but people at scripted Coen Armijo had mixed reactions. “I brothers film. liked the movie because of the With that in animation they used and how it mind, a middle-ground Coen brothers’ movie is still more enjoyable and more competently con- wasn’t boring,” said Emmanuel structed than most cinematic fare. Moreno. I also liked “how they First, I don’t mean to be presumptive, but I think most people’s disappointment with this were able to turn a classic play movie is due to the trailers, which are out of the control of the filmmakers. The trailers make the into a comedy movie for little kids.” movie seem like a madcap comedy about Brolin leading the investigation into the mystery of Alex Esparza had a different reaction. “I didn’t re- Clooney’s kidnapping. In reality, it’s more of a day in the life of Eddie Mannix. And really, once ally like the movie because it was a kid’s movie,” he said. I’d realized this, I was on board with it. The numerous subplots that Mannix weaves in and out of are there to give us an idea of the stresses of his job, and all of these diversions are funny and entertaining, and work incredibly well within the context of 1950s Hollywood. Unfortunately, none of these non-sequitur character interactions are quite as well-exe- DVD review cuted or fun as my favorite Coen brothers film, The Big Lebowski, or the also excellent Inside Llewyn Davis, which also employ a sort of episodic “meet the character and then leave” nature, Classic literature but they’re still hilarious and work within the period. I’ll get a little more into this at the end. By far the best thing about this film is the performances, all of which are excellent. I to contemporary movie don’t want to single out any one actor, because every actor uses his (fairly limited) screen time to have at least one scene-stealing moment, but Brolin is brilliant in the lead role and my per- A modified reprint from April 2014 sonal favorite came from Alden Ehrenreich, who plays a surprisingly prominent role in the story. by Elyce Dixon, Entertainment editor Ehrenreich is note-perfect as a dim-witted southern actor who can sing a song, be a pretty face, and do crazy stunts, but is garbage when it comes to actual acting, and he’s probably the most The hilarious and dramatic romantic-comedy, 10 likable character in the whole film. Clooney plays against type as a silly buffoon of a movie star, things I Hate About You, follows a modernized version of and does it extremely well, Scarlett Johansson does some great work as a Marilyn Monroe type, Shakespeare’s The Taming of the Shrew. Ralph Fiennes is absolutely hilarious in just two scenes as an irate British director, and Chan- The movie follows the story of two teenagers, Kat ning Tatum heralds the most entertaining scene in the film as a Gene Kelly type pretty boy who (Julia Stiles) and Patrick (Heath Ledger) and their difficult performs a musical number as a Navy man. Every character gets a moment to shine as they but loving relationship. Kat is an independent girl who be- weave in and out of Mannix’s life, and it makes for some seriously entertaining stuff. lieves in feminists values and is very vocal about his opin- As an unabashed love letter to old Hollywood, the film depicts the period very well, ions. Patrick is a bad boy who doesn’t care about what with some great costume and set design, all captured brightly and beautifully with expectedly anyone has to say about him and lives life on the wild side. gorgeous camerawork by cinematography legend Roger Deakins. Thematically, the film does When the new guy, Cameron (Joseph Gordon-Levitt), sees take jabs at the industry that may be a little bit too insider for the average viewer to get, and the Coens have never been ones to shy away from very exclusive jokes (A Serious Man can be hard the stunning and super popular Bianca (Larisa Oleynik) he to follow the first time for us Gentiles). makes it his destiny to date her. However, the super popu- I think that’s what sort of pulls apart the criticism that the film is disjointed. While it’s not lar and good looking, Joey, wants to date her as well. So as slickly put together as previous Coen outings with similar construction, the film does have a Cameron devises an extensive plan to get Joey to bribe main point it’s making and its story progression serves it. The juxtaposition of religion and poli- Patrick to ask Kat out because it’s the only way Bianca is tics (specifically Communism) and their explanations of meaning next to Mannix’s unshakable allowed to date. dedication to the film industry (shown in his impassioned delivery of “The picture has worth”) Kat eventually agrees to go out with Patrick to a and his struggle to derive meaning or justification for that level of dedication is a concept I can party, where their relationship is initiated. At this party, Bi- understand the Coens wanting to explore. Coen brothers films always emulate or pay homage anca initially hangs out with Joey, but falls into Cameron’s to some filmmaking or storytelling convention of yesteryear while also examining themes that arms by the end of the night. Both couples are happy are very personal to them as creators - Barton Fink examining writer’s block, Inside Llewyn until Kat finds out Patrick when out Davis examining the refusal to change your work ethic, A Serious Man examining the limita- with her for the money. They had an tions of religious faith, No Country for Old Men, examining the seeming pointlessness in trying emotional and tough breakup but by to mitigate evil in the world, etc. I see Hail, Caesar! fitting in that category, and while the sum of its parts doesn’t work right away, I’m sure, like most Coen brothers films, it will become clearer the end of the movie they share how upon multiple viewings. they truly feel about each other and Completely getting this movie does require some understanding of Coen brothers’ con- get back together tying the movie to- ventions, but it’s still fabulously well made. Hail, Caesar! pokes fun at, pays homage to, and gether with a sweet and romantic mo- examines 1950s Hollywood (and post-World War II America at large) as well as the search for ment. meaning in one’s work through several disjointed but highly entertaining and incredibly well-cast It’s definitely one of my favorite 90’s sequences. It’s a middle-ground effort from the Coens, but that is far from implying that it’s not movies and I’d give it a total of 5/5 worth seeing. As has been the case with almost every Coen brothers movie I’ve seen, I suspect stars. If you enjoy the modern movie, this rating will go up once I’ve seen it a few more times. you should check out its roots and pick up a copy of The Taming of the Grade: B+ Shrew, too.