charity, donating both time oh, that trickery sickens me fact that he lead the Republican and money to a wide array acting dumb, deaf and blind Revolution and brought an end of causes, including Habitat getting caught up in misery to the Democratic Party's reign for Humanity, United Cere­ that mentality is induced as the majority in the House. bral Palsy, the American Can­ just like Tupac in Juice. Gingrich is also an author cer Society, and ZooAtlanta. it's only cool when you're a of several published books. Yanatha Desouvre is a man fool To find out more about Gin­ who believes everyone can and never putting your brain Before making a name for grich log onto http://www. make the right decisions in to use. himself Gingrich was a boy newt.org/ their lives if they focus on from Harrisburg Pennsylvania the positive aspects of life. If Getting high on the grass that who grew up in a Military fam­ you are interested in indulging You puff, puff and pass; ily and often moved around. your senses into a new book, Your brain cells get damaged In 1965 Gingrich received a Desouvre's books are now How long can that last? Newt Gingrich is a man who B.A. from Emory University. available at AuthorHouse, I've made my mistakes, has had a long-standing ca­ He went on to a Masters pro­ Barnes and Nobles, Borders I'll be the first to admit it. reer with the United States gram at Tulane and received and Amazon.com. There are But we inject the poison in our government. He is known his degree in 1968. In 1971 a couple of books to choose mind by most as being the former he was awarded a PhD. in from. One is a story that uses a like we are drug addicts; Speaker of the House of Rep­ Modem European History. conversation between a young and drink it like it's wine; resentatives and a candidate person and his older self in and we wonder why we're sick in past Presidential races. Gingrich is a strong support­ "Can We Talk," or another in­ with it. er of volunteering. He has teresting tale of a young man Time Magazine elected him as raised millions of dollars for and his father who grow closer We all carry this disease after facing danger together in But I know there is a cure. "Walk Through this Journey." When you open your mind Desouvre's overall message to there's a lot more in store. his readers is to keep a posi­ I hustle everyday, tive attitude when facing any and I've never sold drugs. situation and make it a lesson I've been in many fights, Everywhere he goes, the win­ learned to achieve happiness never pulling out guns. ner of the 2000 popular vote in life. is asked, "Would you con­ I've lived in many places sider running for President in Here is a poem Desouvre has with no heat or hot water 2008?" His answer is that he written: but it was instilled in me has no intention or plans to that we can always do better. seek office. But he hasn't de­ Poverty of the Mind We've all lived in the ghettos cided not to run, either. and poverty slums; oh, that trickery sickens me If you're living well now, To find out more log onto acting dumb, deaf and blind ask your grandparents where http:/I en. wikipedia.org/wiki/ getting caught up in mental they're from. Al Gore slavery For those now in the ghettos that mentality is induced living in silence, just like Tupac in Juice. hold on and be strong it's only cool when you're a just keep your mind balanced. Albert Arnold Gore, Jr.,{ Al feated in the Electoral College fool Gore) born March 31, 1948, in by a vote of271 to 266. and never putting your brain Poverty of the mind Washington, D.C., is an Amer­ to use. oh, that trickery sickens me ican politician, teacher, busi­ Despite the Presidential up­ acting dumb, deaf and blind nessman, and environmental­ set it didn't keep him down To get in the game getting caught up in mental ist who was the 45th Vice and out for long. Gore is cur­ learn to read the system slavery President of the United States rently taking on President of pick up a book, take a look that mentality is induced in the Clinton administration the American television chan­ so you won't be a victim just like Tupac in Juice. from 1993 to 2001. nel Current TV, director on of this society it's only cool when you're a the board of Apple Inc., and that wants to limit fool Previously, he had served in unofficial adviser to Google's your mind's capability. and never putting your brain the United States House of senior management. to use. Representatives ( 1977 -85) If you're feeling me, and the United States Senate Gore has also taken a stand on then you will agree Poverty of the mind ( 1985-93) for Tennessee. Gore global warming. He featured like the army, we can be all crosses all nationalities; was the Democratic nominee in "An Inconvenient Truth," that we could be. don't think I was just for President in the 2000 elec­ an Academy Award-winning Nevertheless, the degree in talking to just minorities. tion. documentary about global your hand, Enrich your mind now warming. And recently, in Feb­ I hope you understand, doesn't and don't jump to conclusions He won the popular vote, with ruary 2007, he was nominated define poverty of the mind affects us over half a million more votes for the Nobel Peace Prize for who you are, woman or man. all; than the Republican candidate his efforts to end global warm­ get your mind right or we'll all George W. Bush, but was de- ing. But Poverty of the mind do the losing.

Editor Rachel Weiss Art Director Ashley Roberts Circulation Director Matthew Mullane Advertising Director Me !ani e Pierce Staff Carissa Eralh, Jonathon llg, Lindsay Kraditor, Sarah Mahan, John Peddy, Melissa Roberts, David Sandy, Dana Steiner, Christina Cutsinger, Britt Davis, DeShanna Minuto, Vanessa Ott, Whitney Tower, Ashley Duckrey, lauren Wiley and Simone Sobel Faculty Advisor: Myles Ludwig. a oo oroscopes Fashinn Ch~ss Press Restaurant Review Tuesday Mini Dress Wotnen In Chess Ta-boo March 12, 2007 By Lindsay Kraditor By Simone Sobel By Britt Davis

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Kennedy, Frank ou may feel as though wait dress you can create ments, are unheard of here. Sinatra, the Duke and Duchess one by putting on a big cor­ ou're running in place today. In all other tournaments ex­ of Windsor, and other celebri­ · .i&Jl01 yaur faulL set belt. For the girls who penses are paid by the con­ ties. Ta-boo serves every pos­ are not comfortable wearing testant, and winning a sub­ sible food you can think of but these mini dresses you can ancer llill stantial prize is no easy task. with a "special touch." Food wear the dress over leggings choices range from fruit plat­ on 't be afraid to speak the as a tunic and nobody would So when women saw this ters, to salad to soup to meats th, and don't dumb-down ever notice the difference. ad, most were quite ex­ to pastas and to seafood. Ta- our language unnecessarily. That is also a very cute look. cited and felt they would be crazy to tum it down. David's Gadgets A lot of these dresses will be eo ~ jewel studded and come in However, the idea did receive Electric Toothbrush ust because you can't solve metallic colors, another big some criticism from men, say­ B)' David Sand! omeone else's problems trend for Spring. The bright ing that so many men who oesn 't mean you shouldn't colors are coming back and Going to the dentist is not for 2 minutes, a battery life are better players than the the retro look is in once again. something many people look meter to show when it is time women would never receive The smock and jersey dress forward to. But trips can be a to recharge the battery, and these types of excellent con­ are very popular too, for this lot more enjoyable if you use also tells you when it's time to ditions, so we are just taking Spring season. an electric toothbrush. change the head. handouts we haven't earned. Oday, things that seem too This year, Oral-B released the ood to be true probably are. So if you are a trendy girl Electric toothbrushes produce Vitality toothbrush, which has I disagree with sentiments eware of flattery. and want to have fashionable better results because the bris­ like these. Someone wanted to clothes this Spring go to the tles move much more quickly support the idea that the num­ nearest store and get dresses than the human hand. And tbram bers in chess have to increase like this and you will be on they are equipped with timers our sentimentality is at an among the women, and finally point. to accommodate the recom­ 11-time high -- delay creating there is a tournament provid­ mended amount of time you inding alliances. ing a great incentive to play. should spend brushing your teeth, which is 2 minutes. And It resulted in attracting many the leading manufacturer of of America's top female toothbrushes, Oral-B has come is is a phase of rapid players. It was very encour­ out with two brushes to help owth for you. Let yourself aging to see women on the eliminate plaque and cavities. xplore new ideas. top boards in every round In 2005, Oral-B came out with playing high-quality games. the Triumph. This is equipped Many of the women did quite oo much analysis can crush well in the tournament tying for reativity. Don't second-gues second and third place overall, ourself today. and finally the female-to-male ratio was closer to equal than in any other event I've ever seen. aprlcorn {f) similar features, but no other ere is no crime in tooting company is even coming close our own hom -- but do so to the amount of brushes Oral­ "udiciously. with a computer that has a tim­ B is releasing, not even Soni­ er to make sure ou brush care and Interplak. Sports Management Guru An Open House to learn more dent taking the lead with 3 to Speak the about the technology avail­ runs Lynn could not get back. able in the Assistive Technolo­ In the second game dur­ gy (AT) Lab is Tuesday, March ing the first inning, the 20, for students. Refreshments Owls took an early lead 1- will be served. Free for all 0 from an RBI single. The Lynn students and will be Knights then scored from open every Tuesday beginning Meghan Osborne on two er­ March 27. rors by the Owls in the third.

Get a Resume Makeover The ball game was tied and the Owls got their game-win­ ning run on a returned error by the Knights in the seventh.

The Knights fall to 12-16 on the Date: March 21, 2007 season but return to action this Time: 2 P.M. Lynn's softball team had a inning putting the Knights up weekend against rival Barry Where: Perper Lounge tough doubleheader loss on 1-0. Sophomore pitcher Cris­ University. The Saturday dou­ Date March 20, 2007 Monday to visiting South­ tin Kelly opened up the game ble header starts off at 1 fol­ Time: 9:30A.M. Poetry Coffee House em Connecticut State. with a strong arm giving lowed by a game Sunday at 1. Where: de Hoemle Lecture Hall The Fighting Knights fell 3-1 Southern Connecticut State Fans can follow the ~__;.;. I in the first game ending with Owls had no chance for the action live by logging Chill with Hillel '· a loss 2-1 to finish the night. first five innings. on to the web at www.lynn .. The Knights started off on top edu/athletics and select­ with a homerun by freshman In the top of the sixth in­ ing the "live audio" or "live Date: March 22, 2007 Lucy Wilkinson in the third ning the Owls made their stats" icons. Time: 6:30P.M. Where: Knights' Court Wotnen Lose On The Court Career Center Hosts Massachusetts Takes The Win Date: March 20, 2007 Open House By John Peddy Time: 7- 9 P.M.

Dress for Success to win two of three second set to force a third set. (Suit Yourself) doubles matches. Just a few games into the third At No. 1, Leigh set Shelton wasupabreakat3-l. Date: March 22, 2007 Shelton and Kat­ Time: 3 - 5 P.M. erina Jiskrova Unable to keep her break the Where: Trinity Hall lakeside were victorious, third set she stayed even and patio. 8-4 score. Alex­ with time, was brought to the Enjoy great music and food andra Shunck and dreaded third set tiebreaker. while you explore the future Vicky Weltz also of work in the global market­ won at No. 2 dou­ Again, Shelton was given a place at the Career Center's bles with the score mini-break in the tiebreaker Date: March 20, 2007 Open House. The staff will be of 8-4 as well. but could not close again to Time: 10- 11 A.M. ready to give you the scoop on head toward victory. Her op­ Where: Trinity Hall major trends in employment The UMASS ponent would not miss and Learn the rules for inter­ for U.S. workers. girls had the big just played very simple by view and business attire. bad title of being keeping the ball in play. 4th Annual KAT Hoe Down from Division 1, Assistive Technology Lab but to the Lady Shelton fell to her opponent in Knights that did the third set tiebreaker which not mean a thing. gave UMASS the victory.

As singles game No matter what is ahead or play, the tension behind, the girls fought with The Lady Knights suffered a Date: March 23, 2007 rose with the level evrything inside of them. Hav­ loss against the ladies D 1 ten­ Where: Cafeteria Patio of play, rising and falling at ing their second match in a nis team from the University times. The ladies lost 4-of-6 row, they are now faced with of Massachusetts (UMASS) Hillel Shabbat Dinner singles matches in the end and a third. got tired towards the end. Coming out of the gates, the Date: March 20, 2007 Today, the girls will be play­ ladies stayed right along with Time: 4-6 P.M. The deciding match was all ing Northwood Florida in the girls from up north and Where: Heller Family Diag­ up to Shelton at No. 5 singles, West Palm Beach at 2P.M. with the deep power of their nostic Lab in the de Hoemle coming back from a set down. Show your Lynn spirit and doubles line up they prevailed International Center, room Date: March 23, 2007 Shelton fought back to win the watch the game. 204 Time: 6:30 P.M. Editor Rachel Weiss Art Director Ashley Roberts Circulation Director Matthew Mullane Advertising Director Melanie Pierce Staff Carissa Erath, Jonathon llg, Lindsay Kraditor, Sarah Mahan, John Peddy, Melissa Roberts, David Sandy, Dana Steiner, Christina Cutsinger, Britt Davis, DeShanna Minuto, Vanessa Ott, Whitney Tower, Ashley Duckrey, Lauren Wiley and Simone Sobel Faculty Advisor: Myles Ludwig. a oo oroscopes - - Tuesday World's Largest Airplane Fashion David's G:.H..Igds March 20, 2007 Double-decker Airbus Dcsgincr Tory Burch Airline Tickets Online By DeShanna Minuto By Britt Davis By D;.l\ id Sandy

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apricorn Her style is a mix between ome support you thought classic design and modem ould always be there is fashion. The Tory Burch col­ one. And you're fine without lection sets a style for woman 't. who might be aware of trends but does not rely on them. VVednesday, ~arch o Follow Up Quickly 21, 2007 at 2 P.~ .. in on All Resumes You the Perper lounge, ex­ Send perts from the Career Center reviewed and o Be Purposeful in Your critiqued hundreds of Subsequent Follow-Up resumes. Yesterday's Contacts expo helped students learn how to talk with o Keep a Contact Log recruiters, dress ap­ propriately and make o Don't Be a Pest a great impression with your resume and A proactive approach to personal presentation. your job search can im­ prove your chances of According to ~on­ landing interviews. Get Photographed By Joe Carey ster.com, in the quest advice on how to cre­ Pictured Left to Right Chrissy Thibodeau, David Gergen,Ashlea Evans to advance your ca­ ate a great resume, plus reer, your resume tips on how to handle On Friday, ~arch 16th, Junior at the John F. Kennedy School is a key element for special resume issues. Crissy Thibodeau (along with of Government at Harvard success. ~any stu- A professional critique student Ashlea Evans) was University. dents on the verge of enter­ com, you will have the chance of your resume can leave given the opportunity to in­ ing the world of opportunity to maximize your success. you feeling overwhelmed. terview Professor David Ger­ Gergen also serves as are having a hard time finding Learn how to put any harsh gen, visitng as part of the Di­ an analyst on various a career right out of college. • ~ake Contact Before Send­ criticism to work. Good luck vely Frontiers in Globalization news programs, and he ing Your Resume out in 10e real world, just Luncheon Series. frequently lectures at ven­ The interviewing process is relax and remember that ues around the world. long and stressful, butwiththese • End Your Cover Letter with you are in the same boat In the past, Gergen has In 2000 he published a six helpful hints from ~onster. a Promise of Action as your fellow classmates. best-selling book titled, "Eyewitness to Power: The Tocknucklc Cotnedy Spreads Intrigue Atnongst Students Essence of Leadership, Nixon to Clinton." Tocknucklc Productions Appcairing At Lynn After the interview, Thibodeau Ry Ra~hcl Weiss · said she "was nervous at first, I I . . . but because he was such a po­ ever seen. lite gentleman, he relaxed me and the interview was very In addition to the 6 members, conversational". there will also be three Lynn students who will be partici­ This summer Thibodeau hopes pating in the show as well, to have an internship with a Jay Xavier, Daniel kauflur, served in the VVhite House as major news station and Jory block. The show will an adviser to four Presidents: and, after graduation, be headed by the two Lynn Nixon, Ford, Reagan and (with her major in ~ass alumni and hosted by a sur­ Clinton. ~ost recently, he Communication with a spe­ prise legendary action hero. served for 18 months in cialization in Broadcast­ the Clinton administration, as ing), she hopes to become a If that isn't intriguing enough well as editor at large for US news reporter. VVatch for her they will also be incorporat­ News for two and a half years. in future interviews at Lynn ing a martial arts exhibition University! into the comedy. In addi­ Gergen is currently a professor tion to the show there will of public service and the di­ also be a raffle and prizes. rector of the Center for Public Leadership This weekend Toeknuckle Pro­ Veronica Adams, they soon Toeknucle Productions will ductions is coming to Lynn with added her to the group as well. be presenting their show at a free admission comedy show. 8 P.~. Friday and Satur­ One of the amazing things day in Lynn's AG Theater in Toeknuckle Productions is a about these young aspiring ac­ the International Building. sketch comedy group founded tors is that everything they do in September by five aspiring is self-produced. The writing, actors, two of which are Lynn acting, budgeting, and book­ alumni. Founders are Victor ing, is all done through the ~artins, Jacob Skelton, Evan group with no outside help Schwartz, Eric ~endel, and alumni ~ichael Christoforo. The show is a sketch com- After noticing the talents of edy routine that is supposed Photographed By Joe Carey

Editor Rachel Weiss Art Director Ashley Roberts Circulation Director Matthew Mullane Advertising Director Me Ian ie Pierce Staff Carissa Era!h, Jonathon Dg. Lindsay Kraditor, Sarah Mahan, John Peddy, Melissa Roberts, David Sandy, Dana Steiner, Onistina Cutsinger, Brin Davis, DeShanna Minuto, Vanessa Ott, Whitney Tower, Ashley Duckrey, Lauren Wiley ani Simone Sobel Facuhy Adviu: Myles Ludwig. a oo oroscopes Cl:khritv (jossip Movie Review Thursday March 22, 2007 Rehab, Babies, and Distress A "Pretnonition" of Failure Hy Lindsay Kraditor lh Simone Sobel quarlus [lJ very low, some key scenes earn about your connection are blown by the cheesy ith the past - get in touch acting, and it left me say­ ith an older relative. ing the words 'yeah right' in my mind more than once. lsces~ f you surround yourself with a person see eauty today, you will give that is going to happen be­ our heart a lovely boost. fore it occurs, or do we just have bad dreams? This is the idea that the recent film rles~ "Premonition" starring San­ reat others with respect, and dra Bullock tries to play with. imbalance you've been TomKat have now finally started to · eeling will right itself. Linda Hanson has a beauti­ apologize and reunite. May­ ful house with a loving hus­ Celebrities are always go be this could be the begin­ band and two daughters. Her aurus~ ing through some kind of crisis ning of a great relationship. life seems to be very happy onflict is a choice -- and it's like everyone else, but the dif­ until that fateful day where ne you don't have to make i ference is that the whole world Britney Spears she wakes up and is told her ou don't want to. knows about their problems. husband died in the car crash. I would rate this one at 3-stars. Everyone loves to hear about Not a bad premise but the film Shattered by the news, she fi­ emini ~ their lives and what issues could have been so much more. nally lays down at the end ofthe ou're approaching an ob­ they are having, so here is dark day only to awake to her tacle - take time to prepare the latest on celebrity gossip. husband being alive and well ourself, and you'll succeed. makingbreakfastinthekitchen. According to US Weekly mag­ azine, Katie Holmes marriage ancerlllll Whilethestorylineisinteresting with Tom Crusie is not as pic­ and leaves the viewers know­ e world holds many ture perfect as we all thought. ing they must pay attention to ysteries, but right now you He is extremely controlling, the details to try and under­ hould focus on the home denying her wishes, and she stand what is happening from feels frustrated and helpless. scene to scene, there is quite Her best friend Victoria Beck­ Another huge story accord­ a bit wrong with this movie. ham (ex Spice Girl) says she ing to US Weekly Magazine is eo ~ is on the phone crying every Britney Spears. She has just ife may be a smorgasbord, The believability factor is I night. Not only Holmes, but left rehab and is trying to get ut that does not mean you Beckham and her husband her life back and on track. hould try every dish. I have seen Cruise's harshness Promises Rehabilitation first hand as he tries to con­ Center where she attended lrgo vince them into his religion of has announced her success­ Scientology. ful completion of their pro­ kip the typical dinner locale gram, and asks that the pub­ d try a new place with new Tori Spelling lic and media leave her be for eople! the immediate future ahead. Some more breaking news, Spears's mother has been see­ Tori Spelling has a baby boy. ing her grandchildren, who What makes it even bigger are currently in the custody of our heavy mood can be news is that her estranged ex-husband, Kevin Federline. ightened by facing your mother was there for the birth. oubles head on. The mother and daughter had For more gossip go to USmag­ not talked for nine months un­ azine.com and get all the juice corpio~ til the baby's birth, and they on these celebs and more. fyou don't behave selflessly oday, you could wreak havoc ithout realizing it.

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On Thursday, March 22, I at­ Students attending the event tended the open house for got-.the--ehance to speak- with the Hannifan Center for Ca­ counselors and see what exact­ reer Development and In­ ly the benefits are of using the ternships. There was a nice Career Center. I talked with Lynn University's Health Cen­ turnout for the event which Chris Childers who is the Di- ter will be getting this vaccine included free t-shirts, food, rector of the program and she There are however 30 types in the next few weeks. music, and special giveaways. spoke enthusiastically about of genital HPV's found. Some the importance and value it are known to be high risk and For more information on this has for career bound students. can cause cervical cancer or topic please feel free to go to abnormal cells in the lining of the Health Center for advice. If you are a Lynn Univer- the cervix. The low risk HPV's sity student and have not vis- tend to sometimes cause geni­ Below is a chart that explains ited the Career Center, I urge tal warts and also causes what type of HPV men and you to go because the staff changes in the cervix that are women are most susceptable.

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Editor Rachel Weiss Art Director Ashley Roberts Ci rculation Director Matthew Mullane Advertising Director Melanie Pierce Staff Carissa Erath, Jonathon llg. Lindsay Kraditor, Sarah Mahan, John Peddy, Melissa Roberts, David Sandy, Dana Steiner, Christina Cutsinger, Britt Davis, DeShanna Minuto, Vanessa Ott, Whi1ney Tower, Ashley Duckrey, Lauren Wiley and Simone Sobel Faculty Advisor. Myles Ludwig. a oo oroscopes New In Theater Da' ic.r~ Gadgl'l~ Friday Movies Now Playing March 23, 2007 New Browsers Facilitate Internet By movics.com By Da\ id Sandy quarius llJ Reign Over Me normal browsing, you have earn about your connection to rely on your taskbar to see ith the past -- get in touch what you have open. If this ith an older relative. is too much, your page iden­ tifications will disappear, Shooter and be replaced by a number. isces~ In the past, researching over f you surround yourself with the Internet was difficult Then, when you try to close eauty today, you will give and inconvenient. The per­ a page when you are done our heart a lovely boost. After losing his wife and kids son would have to open the with it, you could acciden­ in the 9/11 terrorist attacks, browser to start, then open tally click the "Close Group" Charlie (Adam Sandler) goes it again to go to a differ­ button, which will cause into a severe depression and ent webpage. Not anymore. you to lose every site you

reat others with respect, and 1 retreats from the world. Luck­ have been on the internet. n imbalance you've been ily, he runs into his old college The newer browsers, such as eeling will right itself. An assassin (Mark Wahlberg), roommate, Alan (Don Chea­ Netscape 7, Internet Explorer But tabbed browsing is so easy. who gave up his carefree-kit­ dle), who feels sorry for his 7, and Firefox have tabbed Click it if you need it, close lin' lifestyle after accidentally old friend and does his best to browsing. If you want to go to it if you don't. It has made aurus~ shooting an innocent person, draw him back out. a new site, just open up a new web browsing a lot simpler. onflict is a choice -- and it's is convinced to return for one tab. Your original page will ne you don't have to make i last job. However, after being The Last Mimzy remain open, but you will be ou don't want to. framed for assassinating the able to go to a new page with­ president, the killer must find out using the "Back" and "For­ ward" buttons on your browser. mini the real shooter and clear his !a own name. ou're approaching an ob­ Most browsers have but­ tacle -- take time to prepare The Hills Have Eyes 2 tons where you can see all of ourself, and you'll succeed. your pages at once if more than one tab is open. With ancer ~ A box of toys from the future Fashion e world holds many gives a couple of kids amazing ysteries, but right now you superpowers, which they use The Lynn Sty]e hould focus on the home to terrorize their parents and B}' Ltmba~ Kraditor teachers as well as to do good deeds. But mostly to terrorize. This style is pretty much how people dress in the A contingent of National \ I eo ~ First Snow summer time. The weather ife may be a smorgasbord, Guardsmen on a training mis­ ut that does not mean you sion in the Southwestern des­ is so nice and the students love hould try every dish. ert are set upon by that happy to take advantage of it. mutant family that has a han­ I kering for human flesh. You'd You will find a lot of girls irgo~ think some body armor and walking to class in bathing kip the typical dinner locales automatic rifles would keep suits and cover-ups (lots of the soldiers safe ... but you'd \ ! nd try a new place with new · ·- Juicy Couture cover-up fans) eople! be wrong. along with flip-flops and sun­ Guy Pearce has his life turned upside down after getting glasses. Or you can find them Pride in mini-skirts and summery his fortune told by a psychic. ibra~ Since Lynn . University is dresses with sandals, usually. our heavy mood can be Sometimes it's better not to know what's going to happen. located in sunny Boca Ra­ ightened by facing your ton, all students have a cer­ As for the guys, they also love oubles head on. to dress light and comfort­ Air Guitar Nation tain style, which is differ­ ent from other universities. able. They are seen in shorts, t-shirts, and sandals and, of corpio~ course, sporting a hat. fyou don't behave selflessly oday, you could wreak havoc This style does not go for ev­ ithout realizing it. Terrence Howard stars as eryone but it seems to be a very an unusual real-life hero. In popular trend here at Lynn. Philadelphia in the 1970s, agittarius Jim Ellis hoped to counter the The weather is so beautiful old out a little longer before This documentary chronicles rough-and-tumble lives led by who wouldn't want to dress king for help. You can defi­ the rise of the U.S. Air Gui­ inner-city kids by drafting sev­ like this? itely deal with this! eral of them into a swim team, tar Championships, a team of which was no easy task. instrument-less rockers who . - ·~~I ' air-strum their way to the Air apricorn ·J.. ~j ~ .. f ~ But through hard work and Guitar World Championship ,n· .J ~~~ · -.. -·.,.- .. --~~ oday an underdog will sheer determination, Ellis in Oulu, Finland. The U.S. has ·. i' '.~ ~· ~·--t~ :' ':l • ' t\ j "·•· • • • riumph against all odds. Let helped lead his students all the lacked a presence at this pres­ ,. ( •. ~ ~ • ··.- f •.• I ~I ~ ~· .. his inspire you. ,. ,., ··, . . . -~ way up to the state champion­ tigious event for many years, ~ - ...•.. ~ ~ ' ~ ships. but all that is about to change. SGA Elections This Week Wii Tourney Held Fifth-ranked Alexandra Sc­ hunk found trouble early with her opponent in the top spot before pulling out the 7-5, 6-4 win for the sweep.

VOTIE Though having to deal with the sweltering heat of the day, the _, men's team also had a glorious day on the court against Florida Date: March 27, 2007 matches ahead the girls had Tech. The sixth-ranked Fight­ Time: 8 P.M. The men's and women's ing Knights swept all three SGA elections are being held Where: Freiburger lawn. Lynn Fighting Knights are the confidence knowing they doubles matches while not al­ on Thursday, March 29, 11 both extremely tough teams could all pull out victories. lowing more than three games A.M. - 6 P.M. in the Student Alpha Phi Delta is spon­ to beat on the court. And in any singles match played. Center lobby. Be sure to vote! soring a Wii Tournament. this weekend it was the heat In singles play, the Knights put they were battling more than the match away early with two Lynn's top duo of Julien Car­ Career Fashion Show and How to Talk to Recruiters the opponent Florida Tech. 6-0, 6-0 wins in the fifth and suzaa and Lorenzo Cava won Make-Up Tips sixth positions by Leigh Shel­ 8-4 while the third team of The Lady Knights were first ton and Christine Johnstone. Dennis Riegraf and Denis on the court at 10 A.M. Florida Katerina Jiskrova was also Reinert won 8-2. The fresh­ Tech is not the best team in the perfect in one of her sets in the man duo in the second po­ sunshine state conference but fourth spot, winning 6-3, 6-0. sition of Tomas Racak and problems can always arise. Andreas Parscahu won 8-6. Nationally Ninth-ranked Vicki In doubles play the ladies Weltz and Gedville Norkute In singles, the Knights (11- swept all the three matches were also winners, topping 2, 3-1 SSC) breezed through Recruiter rather easily. Going into sin­ their opponents 6-4, 6-3 and 6- Florida Tech. Five of the six Date: March 27, 2007 gles play already up 3-0 is a 1, 6-3 respectively in slots two singles players had perfect 6-0 Time: 4 5 P.M. huge advantage. With singles and three. Where: Perper Lounge Who: Megan Sheiman, re­ cruitment manager, The Break­ ers Hotel and Erin Sylvester, regional recruitment manager., Date: March 27, 2007 Enterprise Rent-a-Car Time: 3 - 4 P.M. Where: Library 2nd floor Learn tips from two recruit­ What: A runway fashion show ers who will be at the Career Expo. i.e. how to approach the See a variety of outfits that recruiter, how to use positive are appropriate for Career body language; what to say to Expo and work for both men make a great impression; and and women. Also, Dillard's how to follow-up to get the Clinique make-up artists will job/internship. demonstrate tips on applying make-up to complement your Internship Orientation outfit for Career Expo.

4th Annual KAT Hoe Down On Sunday in the East Coast the Hoyas. The outcome of son not only comes to mind region, on the road to the Fi­ that meeting was an upset of through the players eyes, nal Four, two seeded George­ the Hoyas by a game-winning but also through the coach's. town Hoyas defeated the num­ shot by legend Michael Jor­ ber one seed and fan favorite, dan. John Tompson's son, for­ North Carolina Tar Heels. mer Georgetown coach, John Date: March 28, 2007 History did repeat itself but in Tompson III led his Hoyas to Date: March 23, 2007 Time: 12 P.M. - 1:30 P.M. The Hoyas won 96-84 in over­ different settings, mainly with the big dance 25 years later. Where: Cafeteria Patio Where: DeHoernle Lecture time as they went through a tear the Hoyas snatching the vic­ Hall during those last 5 minutes. tory in overtime to overcome The Hoyas will move on to the KAT will host its annual the young Tar Heel team. Final Four for one step closer Hoe Down, featuring an eve­ Apply your skills in a for­ The last memorable meeting to the NCAA Championship ning that's a little bit country, credit internship. This work­ between these two teams was This time the stage was the title where they will play num­ and a little bit rock 'n roll. shop walks you through the in the 1982 NCAA Champi­ Elite 8 with Patrick Ewing ber one Ohio State on March Students will enjoy a band, process of securing an intern­ onship, when Michael Jordan Jr., playing in the shadow of 31 in the Georgia Dome. old-time photos, kettle corn ship, getting registered, and played for the Tar Heels and his father and wearing the and even a mechanical bull. succeeding at the work site. Patrick Ewing Sr. played for number 33. Like father, like

Editor Rachel Weiss Art Director Ashley Roberts Circulation Director Matthew Mullane Advertising Director Melanie Pierce Staff Carissa Ernth, Jonathon llg, Lindsay Kraditor, Sarah Mahan, John Peddy, Melissa Roberts, David Sandy, Dana Steiner, Cl!ristina Cutsinger, Britt Davis, DeSharma Minuto, Vanessa Ott, Whi1ney Tower, Ashley Duckn:y, Lauren Wiley ani Simone Sobel Faculty Advisor. Myles Ludwig. a oo oroscopes - --- Tuesday Restaurant Review Breast Cancer Awareness March 27, 2007 Cafe L' Europe Prevention and Risk Factor By Britt Davis By Melissa Roberts

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With ties and SGA elections are being solo homer from Ashley Byrd held on Thursday, March 29, Knights' Activities Team to start things off. Mika Ta­ 11 a.m. - 6 p.m. in the Stu­ Chairperson tar came out with 2 hits and 2 dent Center lobby. Be sure RBis, and Dani Curcio had a to vote! Here is the slate: pair of hits. At the other end, Kara Hen­ PresidentNice President derson pitched a great game setting a career-high 8 strike­ outs. Henderson only al­ lowed 5 hits and gave up one Just as Apple keeps coming run. The Fighting Knights out with more accessories, move to 13-20 on the season. Nintendo does the same thing. Lynn softball went half and The Knights head back to the half with a doubleheader The Nintendo Wii (pro­ field on Friday with a Sun­ yesterday afternoon against nounced WEE) has hit the shine State Conference game Northwood University. markets. This one-of-a-kind against Saint Leo University. gaming system has 512MB of The game will be held at Flori­ Joey McNamara The Knights opened up with flash memory. It has a wire­ da Atlantic University starting Taryn Hamill and Heather Sears a loss 2-0 but ended on a less signal of over 32' (10 me­ at 7 P.M. Follow the game live good note with a 9-1 victory. ters). The signal even works by logging onto www.lynn. In the first game the Fighting when the power is turned off. edu/athletics and click on the Knights struggled with hits but "live audio" and "live stats" bats were on fire for the closer. Up to four players can use the links The Knights knocked 9 runs device at the same time. And off of the controllers are cordless, so you don't have to worry about Knights Defeat Barry stepping on cords or pulling Bernard Londoni and Mens Tennis Defeat Barry In Confen:nce Armando Castillo the device from the counter. By John Peddy Chief Financial Officer (Nintendo) point in the second doubles slot as freshmen Tomas Racak The games are more interactive Megan Neumann and Andreas Parschau fell 8-6. than other systems, such as the In singles, the Knights Game Cube or Nintendo DS. Residence Hall won four of the six match­ The buttons are minimal, mak­ es to solidify the victory. Association Chairperson ing the device simpler to use. Nationally No.6 ranked Carsu­ 1 Best of all, the interactions of zaa won 6-3, 6-1 in the second the game make it more fun and spot, No. 10 Riegraf eased to exciting than any other system. a 6-2, 6-1 decision in the third position, while No. 46 Rein­ Get your Wii wherever gam­ ert held on for a 6-4, 7-5 vic­ ing systems are sold. You'll tory in the fourth slot. Tomas have hours of fun without end. Racak also cruised to an easy Michael Griffiths The No. 6 ranked Lynn Uni­ win with a 6-3, 6-1 decision. versity men's tennis team defeated seventh-ranked ri­ With the win, Dennis Rie­ Secretary val Barry University 6-3 in graf moves into a tie for third Lynette Hidalgo Sunshine State Conference place all-time in program action on Tuesday afternoon. singles victories with 63. Barry's two singles points With the victory, the Fight­ came in the 1 and 6th singles ing Knights have now spots, including an upset vic­ won eight-straight and tory over top-ranked Cava. In are a perfect 5-0 at home. the No. 1 spot, 11th ranked Lynn took an early 2-1 lead Patrick Rittenauer handed after winning 2 of the 3 dou­ Cava just his second loss of bles matches. Lorenzo Cava the season, a 6-2, 7-5 result. and Julien Carsuzaa defeated their opponents 8-2 in the Axel Joachim also fell 7-5, 6- top spot while Dennis Rie­ 3 in the sixth spot.Lynn whose graf and Denis Reinert won overall record is 12-2, and 4-1 8-3 in the third position. in Sunshine State Conference Gene Prousnitzer Barry picked up their first play will return to match play Vir Phillip Saturday vs. Rollins. Editor Rachel Weiss Art Director Ashley Roberts Circulation Director Matthew Mullane Advertising Director Melanie Pierce Staff Carissa Ernth, Jonathon llg. Lindsay Kraditor, Sarah Mahan, John Peddy, Melissa Roberts, David Sandy, Dana Steiner, Christina Cutsinger, Britt Davis, DeShanna Minuto, Y.messa Ott, Whitney Tower, Ashley Duckrey, Lauren Wiley and Simone Sobel Faculty Advisor. Myles Ludwig. -- Breast Cancer Returns David's Gadgets Yahoo Horoscopes John Edwards Wife Battks Cancer iTunes:Cotning to a TV Near You Wedensday By Melanic Pierce By David Sand) March 28, 2007

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Date: March 30 Time: 11 :30 A.M. - 1:30 P.M. Where: Student Center Lawn Check out the students' clas­ sic, shiny wheels. All par­ Microsoft has taken the ru­ downloads from Xbox Live ticipants should park in mored next step, and have up­ Arcade and video content front of the Student Cen­ graded the Xbox 360. This new from Xbox Live Marketplace. ter lawn before 9:30 A.M. This show is most definitely ing staff members to divulge system is called the Xbox 360 one of the funniest shows I their private medical history. Elite and will launch in stores have ever seen. It is a satire on Jim (John Krasinski) and Pam Go Fish in North America April 29. It a typical boring office job and (Jenna Fischer) jokingly create will be sold in Europe and Ja­ is very character oriented. It is fake illnesses only to infuriate pan towards the end of 2007. shown on Thursday on NBC Dwight. B.J. Novak also stars. at 8:30 and I am embarrassed Xbox 360 Elite will sell for to say I plan my whole Thurs­ Sexual harassment is one of $4 79. Some may argue this is a day around it. Yes it is just that my favorite episodes. Carell hefty price tag, but it does offer According to Albert Penello, good. continues in his hilarious role many different features com­ Microsoft's director of global as politically incorrect of­ pared to the original console. platform marketing. As for the According to MSNBC, the fice manager, Michael Scott, According to Tom Thorsen fate of the current hard drive­ next episode will be about king of the inappropriate e­ less $299 Core Xbox 360 and when corporate wants Michael mail forward, who hits a new 360-equipped Pro Xbox 360 (Steve Carell) to pick a cheaper low when his obnoxious best models, Penello said they health plan for his employees. friend, sales rep Todd Packer would continue to be offered. Rather than lose popularity (guest star David Koechner, points with his staff, he shirks "Anchorman," "The 40-Year­ Date: April 1 He also confirmed the new the responsibility and Dwight Old Virgin"), drops by for a Where: University Pond model will be a permanent ad­ (Rainn Wilson) happily ac­ visit. Jenna Fischer, John Kra­ KAT will host its first-ever dition to the 360 product line, cepts the task. sinski, B.J. Novak and Rainn fishing derby on Sunday, April and is not a limited edition. Wilson also star. 1, featuring music, a cookout, Delighted with his new posi­ and, of course, fishing. Stu­ of Gamspot the console will tion of power, Dwight takes If you have not seen this sitcom dents will compete to catch have a 120GB hard drive to over the conference room as you should definitely catch up "the big one" in the univer­ better accommodate game his new "office" and manages because you don't know what sity pond between the Stu­ to offend everyone by ask- your missing. dent Center and Trinity Hall. ~iiiiiliiil- It's Wrestlemania! Y!L xeox··

Date: April 1 Time: 7 P.M. Where: Knights' Court The Office of Student In­ volvement has purchased Wrestlemania 23 on Pay­ Per-View and will be show­ ing it live. Come watch the "Battle of the Billionaires" and see Donald Trump and Vince McMahon square offi

Editor Rachel Weiss Art Director Ashley Roberts Circulation Director Matthew Mullane Advertising Director Melanie Pierce Staff Carissa Erath, Jonathon llg, Lindsay Kradi~, Sarah Mahan, John Peddy, Melissa Roberts, David Sandy, Dana Steiner, Christina Cutsinger, Britt Davis, DeShanna Minuto, Vanessa Ott, Whitney Tower, Ashley Duckrey, La= Wiley and Sunone Sobel Faculty AdviSOr. Myles Ludwig. a oo oroscopes Mm ic Rc\ ic\\ Srping Fashion Friday March 30, 2007 The Last M i1nzy Hot Trends To Follow 13y Simone Sobel By Lindsay Kraditor

Fashion is a huge part of life Frilly Blouses, our instincts about someone and many girls love to have all ew on the scene are correct. of the latest trends so here is a ut stay quiet for now. list of this season must-haves.

There are isces hundreds of omething exciting is going ways to ac- n, but you'll have to mind cessonze your our own business (for now)! outfits. Some very popu- Jar accessories are scarves, metal frame and plastic sun­ Square Jackets omeone has many questions glasses, all sorts of belts and or you-- if you don't have bags, hats, etc. Wedged shoes ime for them, say so. are also very in right now.

There are so many differ­ ent ways to accessorize and relationship or romance these items will help you. ou're in is going to start be­ ng especially easygoing. As for clothes:

I Bold Colors emini You will see all of the celebri­ nstead of trying to schedule ties wearing these items, and very minute of the day, let they are all very flattering. hings unfold naturally. For all of the girls who hated the "skinny jeans" the "on­ skinny jeans" are coming ning yourself up is a very back and got a little baggier. ood thing today. Start con­ ersations with strangers. "The Last Mimzy" is a sweet as a genius. .. fantasy film mixed with a little r bit of science fiction along with However, when they begin to Metallic an environmental message for play with these objects their ou're thriftier than usual; children and adults alike. understanding of the earth and our subconscious mind universe broadens immense­ nows that a big bill is com­ Two children who are brother ly and their mind expansion ng. and sister find some magical leads them to seeing things in objects that wash up on the a whole different light. In time shore of a beach when they go Emma comes to understand The sporty look and menswear away for a family vacation that that the future is calling them vests are making a big hit as ake some time to tidy up a they first think is toys. to save the planet. well. Girls can even borrow it today. Prepare for some their boyfriend's vests if they usy days ahead. The movie made for young do not want to buy their own. audiences can be enjoyed by Asymmetrical Cuts ibra anyone because it offers a re­ freshing escape from the harsh II of your perceptions about more reality based films made conflict are accurate, so in today's world. It has cute ove forward accordingly. moments, and the comedy is clean and innocent. In school Noah is a regular friend has a great social kid who struggles in difficult The bottom line of the movie ·dea brewing but needs your subjects like math and science, is that children are the future, Also, light layers are back to elp with the planning. and his sister shows some gift­ and its up to us to do some­ cool down for the warmer ed abilities, but is not deemed thing about our world. spring weather.

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