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Wilfrid Laurier Unwersity, Waterloo, Ontario Volume 25, Number 7 Thursday, October 25, 1984 page 12 ' · l Gay float refusal Inside DAC criticized for action by Bruce Arculus Job threatened ' The Dean's Advisory Council and two members of the WLUSU executive came under fire at last Sunday's It has been ~fed that the WLUSU Board meeting for their roles in the rejection of constitution Of WUJSO has been the Gay Club Homecoming float proposal. violated, almost causing the WLUSU Board member .Matt Certosimo, speaking on dismissal of the Campus Oubs behalf of the By-Laws and Regulations Committee, said Co-ordinator. that "the confusion that surrounded the incident page 3 suggests that a review of the legality of the proceedings is in order." Although be stopped short of direct criticism WLUSO wrap"llp of the DAC., Certosimo cited several errors and discrepancies evident in the letterfrom DAC. Chairrnan The main points from ~mday Larry Selby that appeared in last week's edition of the night's WUJ&l board meeting Cord. "The DAC. suggested a different situation had are reviewed on .. ri. occurred in the letter," said Certosimo, "and there has to page 4 be some clarification of where the DAC. will become involved in all situations." The Gay float was refused entry in the parade on the Purses Pilfered' advice of the DAC., because of the float's "sexual, religious, and political connotations." The security department has Selby's letter of last week asserts that the D.AC:s reported that a ra~ of purse mandate calls for their "investigation into matters felt to thefts have hit the library. be in the interest of the students." pageS "That's not mentioned at all in the mandate," said Certosimo at the meeting. He also noted the untrue Bottoms-up claim that float judges "had passed all the other floats (for entrance to the parade)," which was false because The federal government is "some proposals, such as the WLUSU float, had not urgingstudents to 'take on action even been submitted at this point." At the time that the ewer-drinking' and spending over Gay float was rejected, only one other group had $} million get their message to submitted a float proposal. across. Certosimo continued his attack on Selby's letter. He page 9 said that if Selby's letter is to be believed some DAC. meetings took place after the parade had taken place. Peace parade Selby's letter goes on to accuse the Cord of inaccurate A peace parade kicked off reporting and not having its facts straight. International Disarmament week Board member John Coupland suggested that Selby in the K·W area. Three hundred "didn't realize what he was saying." However, the Board people marched from downtown was convinced that the wording of the letter indicated Kitchener to downtown Waterloo. that it did represent the feelings of the DAC. Dean of page 11 Students Fred Nichols said two weeks ago that the DAC. is "willing to take all the flak" concerning the decision to deny entry to the Gay Club's float. Theatre crimes The WLUSU Board passed a motion calling for a Acomic drama .called Crimes "clarification of the role of the DAC.," which will be or the Heart will be presented undertaken by the By-Laws and Regulations Committee. slartirtg this evening in the WLUSU also agreed to send a letter to the Gay Club Theatre Auditorium, Pictures and apologizing for the incident (See page six.) Certosimo preview on ... Hey! This is my territory said that the blame lay with the student union for not page 15 keeping its policies updated, although Vice President: Hawk forward Peter Black jockies for position at the mouth of the Laurentian Secretary Barb Mlot was quick to ooint out that "we are goal. This was also one of the few shots thatthe Voyageur netminder managed to in the process of updating them." Acrobatics .. stop. Hawks went on to win the first game of the new OUAA hockey season, 9-6. Certosimo also criticized President Kevin Byers and See story page 19. U ofW HUmanities lbeatrewas cont'd on page 3 invaded by a troupe of Chinese magicians and .a.c:robatli, Review on .•. page 17 Playoffs shot Business '211 head!T.A. axed Peterson answered back, ""No sir, but administration in SBE and the Bruce Fournier defended the action. The footbaU Hawks Jost 31·24 by Bruce Maule you didn't get any points last week, decision was reached that Peterson "When a student has a significant to the Cuelph Gryphons last At a career intorrnation session either." ·should be removed as head T A. leadership role, we are looking for Saturday, eliminating any outside held three weeks ago, a prominent A ruckus ensued and shortly because of the comments he made. a role model that is appropriate for chance at post-season play. business student made a comment thereafter the head of PCS, Jan Basso refused to say whether she felt the students to follow," and Peterson page 19 which since cost him his job as head Basso, approached Peterson about the sanctions taken against Peterson apparently had not behaved in a teaching assistant (TA) of the the comments. Although originally were either necessary or appropriate, fashion the business school wanted. Women's team wins Business 211 course. disagreeing with the impropriety of saying she wasn't sure of the When pressed further, Fournier On October 4, Placement and them, Peterson ended by agreeing administration's reason for their said, "We used to live in a country The women's soccer team won Career Services (PCS) held an with Basso that his comments were actions. where a politician would resign over their first game of the season 3-0 information session and hosted the ill-placed. Peterson has since Cliff Bilyea, the co-ordinator for something even if it only looked bad. during the season f111ale at a well-known advertising firrn J. Walter forrnally apologized to J. Walter Bus 211 and Peterson's immediate Now, they could be caught and tournament in Ouelph last Thompson. During a question and Thompson and the president for the supervisor, refused to comment on nobody would even blink an eye. Saturday. answer period with the president of comments. the relationship between the When we (the administration) are in page 21 the firrn, Graham Peterson, fourth­ "He hadn't chosen an appropriate information session and Peterson's a position, we must take actions to year business student and head T A., forum," according to Basso. "It job as head T A. He would only say show what appropriate action is." High hockey hopes commented that, while the could have been said but not to that that "we should look to the future presentation that night was very person and not in that setting." The now." The only mitigating factors which After winning the season professional and encouraging, the next day Basso phoned the Dean of He also said that Peterson "has were involved in reaching a decision opener 9-6 over the Laurentian same couldn't be said for the the School of Business and been seen doing his job and doing over Peterson was that he had done a Voyageurs, the hockey team' Is representative they sent to Career Economics (SBE). "J thought he his job well. To my knowledge he good job. 'We took that into ready for another strong season. Fair several weeks earlier. The should know." handled his responsibilities as a T A. account," according to Fournier. page 19 president shot back, saying, "That One week later a meeting was held in a very competent manner." ~ won't get you any points with me." between various members of the However, Associate Dean of SBE con't on page 3 2 Thursday, October 25, 1984 THE CORD WEEKLY

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news OMBaction questioned OMB meetings when this human element of people not being by Arculus Bruce was being discussed, but he was here in the summer made the The massive ask of overhauling m SKILLS never informed of the meetings. difficult," and suggested WlXiSd manual has situation I outdated the Byers, Mlot, and Movinka ail claim that of criticizing the system, ! mere of a priority because "instead JpL- become __ that Somerville was spoken to we have to work with it and make WORKSHOP apparent violations of the I of informally about the changes. "He sure this type of situation doesn't constitution by the Operations was totally informed of everything we occur again." SERIES Management Board. i planned." insisted Movinka. At this Somerville was of these violations has point, •r; v? (3 sessions in One ® However, Somerviiie, who was threatened with "the loss of his job by A<7\ & \ in Campus Clubs Co- resulted unaware of the rules stating that he the OMB through Vetturetti, who. as Xk W- a series) Gift Somerville being r. - v ordinator had to be Informed at the OMB level, director of student activities, is with threatened the loss of his job by was not happy with the decision. He responsible for Somerville and the the OMB. hoped to convince the WLCISCI campus clubs. ; © Do you wonder just where to begin research "it's horseshit. This is not the way board of directors that the formula Although Vetturetti said that this writing? the OMB should be showing was unfair at the summer board did not occur and refused further Sand leadership," said WLCISU Board meeting where all the budgets are comment on the issue, it was | ® Have you already encountered difficulties member Matt Certosimo. "As an passed. "But they were pretty confirmed by Vice President Mlot. researching and writing essays and reports? employee, he has to act in apathetic, and didn't really care Mlot, who is chairperson of the By- accordance with, his job description. he said. Committee, about the problem," Laws and Regulations • Do you have trouble answering essay In that sense, he was doing his job. Somerville felt that the OMB was examined, the issue thoroughly. has | on exams? I It's a case of the pot calling the kettle against him from the beginning. "As There is a clause in the WLCiSLi questions black; maybe the OMB was unsure if soon as i the heard about the formula, I constitution calling for The WRITING SKILLS Workshop series is designed to help you their procedures were correct," he didn't think it was fair to the clubs. resignation of the appointed diagnose your strengths & weaknesses as a wnter. We will discuss added. And the OMB was against me from members of the OMB if the OMB effective research methods as well as essential wnting skills sucn as The situation arose when a new that point. think wasn't j j I I invited to "contravenes policy of the board of sentence construction, organization and expression of ideas. This funding formula for campus clubs the OMB meetings intentionally. I directors." in an interview with Cord program is not intended for students already taking English 102. was proposed to Somerville this They were dead against me because staff Monday night, Byers said that he for the class Nov. Ist, summer by WLCJSCI President Kevin they knew 1 was opposed to their thinks this would apply in a situation AI sessions are held in PI 005 except are free, but please sign up in Byers and Treasurer Mancy Movinka, views," Somerville claimed. where proper procedures are not which is held in P2015. Workshops who together with the Commissioner Somerville's job description calls followed. the Student Services Centre, (Jpper floor. of University Affairs Jane Flynn, for him to not only make the clubs When the By-Laws and Instructor: Sarah Kolasiewicz Director of Student Activities Lidia aware of WLGS(J policy regarding Regulations Committee met on Study Skills Program Vetturetti, Vice President-Secretary clubs, but in his capacity as October 19th, the conclusion of Barb Mlot and Student Publications Chairperson of the Campus Clubs Certosimo was that "policy change President Andrew Miller, make up Review Committee to represent the had occurred without due process." raffia fF mr the OMB. clubs "in all recommendations which Howe concurred with during According to Movinka, the old dealing with financial support." an interview with the Cord. MONDAYS 11:30 - 12:30 funding formula for the clubs was Scott Howe is also a member of Certosimo and Howe recommend- OCT. 29, NOV. 5, NOV. 12 "too subjective." because each club the By-Laws and Regulations ed, however, that "rather thanask for budget was analyzed individually, Committee, as is Certosimo. Howe the resignation of the OMB, we OR [ -pnTTi I}' |ffjli j jjlj I j!IJTnilj and events could be deemed and - Certosimo confirmed that should ask the Campus Clubs THURSDAYS 2:30 3:30 ' unworthy of receiving funding from Somerville was threatened with Review Committee to rework the nov. i, nov. s, nov. is - WLUS(J. "Who are we to say that, for dismissal; Howe said that "this was financing formula because due example, an event sponsored by the wrong, there's no question about it." process was not followed." Laurier Christian Fellowship will be Howe also went on to say that Mlot, who contended that "due yOHMfcWrt r more important than one put on by Somerville "was never given a process was followed," is quoted in the Progressive Conservative Club?" chance (to present his case to the the minutes of an October "i 2th asked Movinka. OMB) according to the rules" and Committee meeting as saying that Somerville felt differently about that "we should not be threatening, "the rules of procedure have not the situation. "All the clubs now get a we should be working together." been followed in the past by flat $200 funding, which is Certosimo feels that Somerville WLUSLI," and that this will continue supposedly the average budget. But "was not permitted to perform his in the future. you can't treat all the clubs the same role; speaking out for the clubs is part At the October 21 Board meeting, way just to make the financing easier of his job. Perhaps his methods were the motion introduced by the By- for WLCISCJ," he said. a little rash, but he was backed into a Laws and Regulations Committee According to the constitution, corner." calling for a review of the financing Somerviiie was required to attend Certosimo also noted that "the formula was quickly ratified. ! Jsf |j Think about... Gay Float continued from page 1 on your (the By-Laws and Regulations Committee's) Director of Student Activities Lidia Vetturetti for sending advice. Why didn't you suggest changes then?" the Homecoming Committee to the D.A.C. in the first Mlot responded vehemently, "That is totally irrelevant place. "According to the bv-laws. it is the Board of to what is being discussed now. The problems occurring Acapulco Directors which should refer problems or questions to now weren't even foreseen at that time." the DA.C., not the executive," Certosimo charged. It was also confirmed that Vetturetti would be drawing Byers, who opposed the motion calling for a up new rules for the float requirements in the future, clarification of the D.A.C. s role, said, We passed a which will also outline who is to be responsible for •return transportation from W.L.G. to Pearson International motion last year concerning the role of the D.A.C. based acceptance and rejection of floats. Airport •return airfare •complimentary inflight meals and bar service Peterson Peterson's only comment on the interview with the company. •Canadian and Mexican departure taxes from 1 continued page issue is that he remains confused Even though the actions taken •return transportation from airport to hotel The fact that Peterson had already over the whole issue. "What I don't against Peterson were harsh, •seven nights accomodation in air-conditioned double room apologized to both PCS and the understand is how after all the Fournier suggested they could have •all hotel taxes and service charges president of J. Walter Thompson positive things I've given the school been worse. To make the •Blue Cross Medical coverage was of little consequence to to get me into that position,—how punishment fit the crime, Peterson •Mexican tourist card Fournier. "We live in a world where they could be all wiped out by the could have been banned from on- a travel in Mexico people think business ethics and unfortunate situation which campus recruiting, thereby putting •services of Carousel representative standards of conduct are flakier than occurred." his future career in question. •group discount elsewhere," "I position •airline discount explained Fournier, accept the ofthe dean," Foumier was then asked what "and I'd like to put that "but •travel to bed. Some Peterson stressed, I don't would have happened to a business agent discount people think we are understand the justification for it and arrogant student if he or she made these manipulators and we are that flaky I don't want something like this to comments but did not hold a about making moral in future." and ethical happen to people the position in the school. He replied by decisions. Because of that, Several whether If you think $599 is too much for this package, look around we need people question saying that was a hypothetical to make a special point." J. Walter Thompson could possibly and compare. If it can beat, undercut price by $25. situation, but that they would face be we'll their Foumier went to on say that have cared about the comment, some action. "A meeting with me, at several students had been to see the fact that they face him given the bare minimum." about the incident, concerned that demonstrations all the time But there is a catch... in order to get this package at this price, their chances of getting a job with the attacking the moral integrity of the Dean Alex Murray, who was the you have to decide soon. Your commitment is needed by firm were in jeopardy. However, firm. Foumier further laid to rest first in SBE to be informed of the December Ist Approximately 40 spots are available, so don't Peterson remarked that the level of other students' concerns, saying he incident, refused comment saying hesitate to find out more about it. support he has received from wouldn't want a company on that the associate dean (Fournier) students has been overwhelming. In campus that takes the statements of was administering the decision, and fact, one student told the Cord that one student to be representative of that he would be able to answer any For additional information, please contact Bruce at 886-5263 an ad campaign to protest the everyone. J. Waiter Thompson questions. Offered in conjunction with Gold Key Travel and Carousel actions of the administration was themselves have virtually vindicated President Weir denied all Tours. being considered. Peterson by granting him a job knowledge of the issue. 4 4 Thursday, October 25, 1984 THE CORD WEEKLY news

WLUSU wrap-up

A GOOD TIMES EMPORIUM Going through the motions ?Y by Andrea Cole somebody wanted more than two tickets on the first day of sales, "there's nothing stopping WLUSU passed a motion Sunday night anyone from lining up again, if you really want that allocates some $826 for the purchase the tickets that badly." of food equipment for Wilfs. The expense is Scott Howe brought forth a motion to have broken down into $390 for a salad bar, $280 the Planning Committee look into forming an for a foodwarmer, and $156 for a movable ad hoc committee on the Bovey Commission. Sneeze-guard (weigh scale). He feels that it would be worthwhile to study the The motion upset Matt Certosimo. "They're impact of this Commission. At the same time, O TOOLhS paying twice for the same sandwich," he said. he is concerned with giving more of the Board "Is this the best deal we could get?" members input on the issue. Forming this Board member Terry Purcell, who is also committee, he says, "would give some of us a employed at Wilf s, seemed rather baffled by chance to participate in the issue." the use of the new foodwarmer, saying, "What Other new business brought up during the Pre-Halloween the heck is this foodwarmer for?" meeting is as follows:

WLUSU receives no profit from the sale of — Congratulations to James Cochetto, who is food in Wilfs, because of an agreement with also the newest member of the By-Laws and the school. Under this agreement, Food Regulations Committee. Saturday, October 27th WsKB Services is the only body that can sell food on — Matt Certosimo has been nominated to the campus. Under the motion passed Sunday Planning Committee

Double your fun all night night, WLUSU is purchasing the equipment — Wilfs has been reserved this coming that Food Services will use to serve students in Saturday for any summer grads who want a Homemade Wilf s. Kevin Byers, WLUSU president, feels the place to go after their reception in the Paul expenditure is justified by the fact that the Martin Centre. Admittance to Wilfs will be Spaghetti Dinner Only $2.99 University often allows students to use restricted to the grad class until 10:00 p.m. university-owned equipment, such as the bar — A motion was passed to standardize report Prizes for BEST COSTUME and glassware in the Paul Martin Centre. procedures, by providing guidelines and The expansion of food services in Wilf s is deadlines. This is to ensure that reports are & many give-aways due to the extension of the pub's hours, which provided by the people who are supposed to means that more people have been asking for submit them, with little time lapse between the something to eat in addition to their drinks. event and the presentation of the report. BASH The Lounge Policy with regard to the Turret — WL(JS(J will be having scheduled bi- MONSTER and Wilf s has also been revised, although it monthly meetings from now until the end of its Wednesday, October 31st has not gone through the Planning term. Vice-President Barb Mlot feels that this Committee. Under the slightly revised policy, idea will facilitate planning, and accomplish Dancing and more prizes five groups are considered to be eligible for more than would otherwise be taken care of in membership: WLU students, WLU Faculty and two or three more meetings. All-the-Wings-you-can-eat Staff, WLU Alumni, University of Waterloo — A report was given on a trip to Boston which c\a\s students as per the University of Waterloo Act, took place over the Thanksgiving holiday. and students of Waterloo Lutheran Seminary. Dean Nichols, the president and vice-president Only $5.99 Members must still provide proof of age, and of WLCJSCi (Byers and Mlot), Nancy Novinka, must follow the Turret House Rules. Members WLCISCJ treasurer, and Jane Flynn, are allowed to sign in two non-members as commissioner of university affairs, visited the guests. in the Boston area as well as Phillips 65 University Ave. E. (corner of University & Weber) colleges Reservations and tickets for events will still Academy. The trip was jointly funded by Dean 746-1810 be taken or sold on a first-come, first-served Nichols and WLGSd basis. Advance tickets will be sold beginning — WLCJSCI approved spending $423 for two the AAonday one week previous to the event, phones, one to be installed in the Campus starting at 9:00 a.m. at the Info Centre. This Clubs room and one for the hallway by the Info first-day sale is priorized for WLU students, Centre, in spite of the fact that there is already a although one can only buy two member pay-phone in the hallway. Byers said that there tickets. Byers explained that this was because will be a "time limit of three minutes on the "we only sell 458 advance tickets. If we sold phone...it will be good for people who need a four at a time (last year's quota) it's possible for phone at night and don't have change. It's just the first hundred people in line to sell out the nice to know there's a phone around in case of event. This just makes it more fair for an emergency." Neither of these phones will Now! everyone." Order be used for long distance calls. Non-member tickets may be purchased on — Seven new clubs were recognized by the second day of sales—again, only two at a WLCJSG, bringing the number of clubs at time. There is a $1.00 surcharge for non- Laurier to 34. They are the Navigators Club, members. Advance ticket-holders will be given the French and Spanish Club, the Fiqure Hawk priority admittance until 10:30 p.m. on the Skating Club, the Music Association, the The annual Golden day of the event. After this time, you'll have to Toastmasters Club, the Student Alumni wait in line for admission. Should there be Association, and the Social Work Association. Inter-Residence Yearbook tickets left for an event, they will be sold at the According to Cliff Somerville, campus clubs door. co-ordinator, there may be two to four more Board member Terry Purcell noted that if clubs applying for recognition. Price: $11:00

j The yearbook will contain floor pictures as well as candids and pictures of ail WLU events. Ask your don or Yearbook floor rep for i j more information, j Watch for posters around campus.

P.S. If you have any pictures you want published in your yearbook, please leave them in the Cord office with the negatives and your name, address and phone number.

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The L'.W. Drama Department presents FISHING Where are you going with Dean Nichols? A tragicomedy tor students about gcttin by, gettin jobs Security warns students to be on guard as a rash of thefts heats up an otherwise quiet campus and self discovery. by Bruce Maule collecting for the newspaper or coats in the hallway outside the Tues., Oct. 23 Sat., Oct. 27 "I just didn't think that it could collecting bottles. He then walked the Torque Room, and if it's a nice one it happen and Tues., Oct. 30 Sat., Nov. 3 I at the school. I wasn't even halls looking for unattended rooms. often gets stolen. We would like to thinking about it," said Kathryn Dunn If valuables were in view he simply urge students to keep their coats with Tuesday afternoon. Her purse was grabbed them. them at their chairs so we won't have stolen from the women's washroom that happening this year. Thefts on $().oo in the Central Teaching Building at "He got away with it for a long time campus could be prevented if the ($4.00 Stu./Sen.) 1 Call 885-4280 for tickets. noon on Monday. because at the beginning of the year owner was a little bit more careful. I Laurier security was unable to nobody knows anyone else," can't stress that strongly enough." shed any light on the matter, said according to Baal. When he was Dunn. "All they know is that it was caught, it was discovered he was Bike thefts have decreased to zero probably another woman who stole responsible for many thefts in both now that students are locking their it, because it was in the woman's Leupold and Clara Conrad Halls. He bikes and the identification program washroom," she said. was also responsible for thefts at also seems to have helped. The Laurier's security force has University of Waterloo. He has since program essentially consists of reported the theft of three purses in been charged with the thefts. students' having their names or The as many weeks from the library. John level of thefts at Laurier is other identification engraved on the Baal, head of security, warns that "it quite low this year, according to Baal. bike. is not a good idea to leave your "Many thefts earlier on were due to one and sure that ,y belongings unattended. Students only person I'm the The should not leave wallets or valuables thefts now occurring at the library are in their school bags or knapsacks" due to one person as well." Write Place because thieves often look through "There's not much the security department can do though," Research organization, data entry & them. statistical analysis. WORD Baal explained that the main explained Baal. "With so many PROCESSING, and electronic storage reason tor the thefts "is negligence people walking around, we can't see Improve your grades in: on students will * * the part of students." Since the ever/thing." Baal says ESSAYS REPORTS * RESEARCH library is open to all members of the have to be more careful. Belongings PAPERS * BOOK LENGTH public, it is very easy for someone to should never be left unattended and MANUSCRIPTS * roam around unnoticed and prey on students should not. carry more COMPUTER ASSISTED TUTORING unsuspecting victims, "lam sure that money with them than they have to. in most academic subjects, leisure the offender is not The potential problems extend topics, adult upgrading, computer a university literacy student" said Baal. "It's probably past the library, however. Baai urges someone off the students to be careful elsewhere on SPECIALTIES: street." - Social Science methodology & stats. - In fact, most thefts on campus are campus. "In the Torque Room Creative writing, using computer word perpetrated by outsiders. Earlier this students should have a friend watch processor is yeai there was a rash of similar thefts their stuff while they're in line." He contact: Bob Hallman thefts in the residences. A juvenile had also expecting some coat (Grad Psychology) 4fUs{&mti<2s UWArts Centre been gaining entry to the buildings when the weather becomes colder. 749-1354 £*■3 "Tkeatta» I under false pretenses such as "Every year students hang their

outlets! page 6 Thursday, .October 25, 1984 lliE CORD WEEKLY Icomll!ent I Canada today The comer of King Street and University Avenue has become a busy Editor comer of late. A survey done over the summer showed that the north east comer of our campus was in fact the busiest intersection in all of Kitchener-Waterloo. NEWS A couple of other developments at the comer deserve attention, Editor however. Last summer, a newspaper box appeared at the comer Assistant alongside the Kitchener Transit bus stop. It professed to contain "The Nation's Newspaper." This past summer on the opposite comer of the Contributors intersection a new building was erected to house a convenience store that boasted, "Canada loves the Freedom." This is a very thinly disgu1sed attack on two wonderfully Caryadian institutions-the USA Today and 7-11. More importantly;this is a very thinly disguised attack on the people, including Laurier students, who are . enabling these two "local" operations to succeed. ENTER Since the beginning of the school year, it has become commonl?.la~e to see people flocking to 7-11 to purchase that much sought-after B1g Editor Gulp." Soon after entering, the satisfied customer is seen trudging back Contributors down the street with two hands firmly wr~pped around a container, sucking back the exotic mixture. This fall, I had the unenviable task of watching two men track down that ever~lusive USA Today. They were driving up King Street when they spotted their quarry. After narrowly avoiding a five-car pile up, they SPOR jumped out of the car and proceeded to make their way across King Street. The four lanes of traffic proved worrisome for our hunters, but after some wonderful open street running, they crossed the gammet to reach the news box. After bypassing the K-W Record, the Globe and Mail and even the Sun, these two big game hunters deposited their money in our "Nation's" newspaper box, grabbed their two papers and made it back to their vehicle. To add insult to injury, these two then pulled into 7- 11 and, yes, purchased the dreaded concoction. What could posses two-no, more than that, ANYONE- to go out and support such institutions when there are competitive Canadian equivalents less than a newspaper toss away? Never one to have considered myself an avid nationalist, it is still distressing to see a business like Forwell's, or any of the Canadian papers, bypassed in favour PRODU of American alternatives that care no more for Canadians or people in Waterloo than they do about the price of•putty in Peru. Manager Forwell's Super Variety has been at the corner of Assistants King and University for 25 years now. As far as comer variety stores go, Forwell's is above the rest. Service is fast and courteous, and prices are Contributors comparable to many of the bigger grocery chains for food staples like bread and milk. And surely a three-day-old Canadian newspaper could be more relevant to a reader in Waterloo than the latest USA Today could ever be. Admittedly, the USA Today has an effective use of colour and exciting production and layout ideas, but their content is weak and superficial and not to mention completely un-Canadian. Think a little bit more before you go and make those purchases at 7· 11, McDonald's, Burger King, Wendy's or Harvey's. Why not read a Canadian newspaper or magazine and why not buy it and your munchies from a locally owned and operated establishment? There is nothing wrong with free market competition. There is something wrong in Canada when that free market competition becomes just another American free market.

Head letters Typesetters AOVER Manager Reader too busy to be concerned about apathetic life Assistants To Andrew Tibbetts Career is the only way. Having a a day, 7 days a week, including time thinking about a walk in the For you, though, there may yet be (Lynne McNab, please forward to booming career for 8 hours a day is Saturdays, Sundays and holidays. park or some poem he had just read hope. Just open your eyes. Yes, this National him, wherever he is) the most fabulous way to make you You see, Andy, it just depends on than about his job interview! In fact, university was established many Campus So, you think Laurier students are too pooped to explore Ufe for the how you look at it. You should alter once when the Career Fair was being years ago for the purposes ci apathetic, eh? Well, you obviously other 16! And it really works! I know your old-fashioned values, boy! If you held on campus, the damn fool learning all about Ufe, but since then CLASS I are not interested enough to get your - I spend 40 hours of my week saw Ufe the way the rest of us do, persuaded me to go for a ride in the we have found much better uses for facts straight, or else you don't hang administering the affairs of a you'd be as apathetic about it as we country to go "bird-watching", of all it It is primarily a convenient Co-ordinator around the same people· I do. Most municipal government office, and are. Actually, I haven't seen Ufe for a things! I tried to convince him that he opportunity to avoid asking students around here are anything my spouse works for a large national while, so I don't care too much about was too idealistic and irresponsible, questions about Joy, Beauty, Truth but apathetic. Are you kidding? corporation. We bring home it. Well, okay, a few years ago I met and that he should be more and Love by furnishing yourself wilh Laurier is custom-fitted for true $70,000 every year, we have a two- someone like you who told me that interested in earning money than a comfy Career. Just try it! Go to your enthusiasts. I mean, people here are storey house in suburbia, we spend Ufe is a banquet and that he never enjoying his leisure time, but he Career counsellor or register for a so excited about their future careers our evenings relaxing in front of the went hungry, but he was one of those would always reply that Ufe was only Business Diploma and you'll find R they will devote themselves whole- TV or renovating our house or going weirdos who closed his eyes when he worth how much of it he could enjoy. hard not to join in an atmosphere ci heartedly to 3 or 4 years of gruelling to company parties, and our 2.5 was listening to romantic songs, who Jerk Eventually I found it useless to true enthusiasm! school work so they can land the best children are doing very well in loved being around children, and talk to him. That kind of apathy is one possible! Is that what you call school. For us, living is easy, because who wrote love-letters to his something we just don't need in this Laurie Soper "apathy"? career makes it easy, and university girlfriend. I mean, he spent more day and age. You seem to think that everybody is apathetic about Ufe. Well, so what? Ufe is passe! Ufe doesn't get you anywhere and it doesn't help pay the Queen's student union V .P. 'appalling' mortgage. Discovering what Ufe is Kent Harrison and you cannot understand why cannot be expected to pay for the repairs without also evading its all about takes too much VICe-President anyone is surprised, not to mention damage done. Maybe you were not responsibility in the matter. concentration and too damn long. Queen's Student Onion shocked. By saying, "It's happened personally responsible for the Your willingness to shrug this Ufe begins at birth and continues Dear Mr. Harrison at McGill before," you appear to be destructive behaviour of the fans, but incident off as just another university without a let-up until death, 24 hours I am writing in response to your condoning these actions as part of a I do not see why McGill should be "prank" is disturbing and hardly a day 7 days a week, including remarks following the. incident which tradition of violent and totally required to pay for damages befits someone in your position. 1 Saturdays, Sundays, and holidays. occurred at a MeGill-Queen's unacceptable behaviour. I wonder incurred by Queen's students. When suggest that you take the matter a Career, on the other hand, starts at homecoming football game on how many of the mature men and any citizen wilfully damaqes private little more seriously, since it refleds 25 and ends at 65 with a pension. It September 22. women you represent as Student property, he or she is expected to so poorly on your school and on lasts for only 8 hours a day, 5 days a Quite frankly, your attitude appalls Union Vice-president would agree make restitution to the injured party. university students in general. week and allows you time to spend me.. Fiftee.n hundred drunken with your stance. Simply asking your students to your pay cheque on Saturdays, Queen's fans arrive at McGill, rip out When addressing the issue of behave "a bit better" will not Sundays and holidays. Take it from a goalpost, damage the artificial turf, making reparations to McGill, you accomplish anything. Your school Usa SchlldroCII me, a successful Laurier graduate: mock-rape a mannequin on the field claim that Queen's Student Union cannot refuse to cover the cost of THE CORD WEEKLY Thursday, October 25, 1984 7

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Editor Chuck Kirkham What's up Chuck? ' by Chuck Tatham care subject: "Incest is a relative term.' NEWS v) If Jane went out with 2 men every Confine yourself to 15,000 words. What would happen if grade school Editor Bruce Maule night for one week, how many men SCIEMCE problems were changed so that they Assistant Editor Bruce Arculus would she have seen? i) HCL + NaC13 + lotsa greasy stuff = reflected what went on in the actually = ANSWER: (2x7) + 1 15 ANSWER: Torque Room gravy world? Let's see! Why the 1, you ask? Vou forgot her ii) If you saw 8,000 lbs. per square inch Contributors Andrea Cole i) If Mary had abortions in her first 2 pharmacist. of hot air moving at light speed, what David M.D. Digout year of university, and they cost $250 would you be witnessing? Patricia Eyre each, how much money would she ENGLISH AMSWER: A guy trying to up a have to pay? pick i) What is wrong with the following woman at the Turret ANSWER: None ■ she'd get her sentence? iii) If beer freezes at 40 degrees boyfriend to pay for it. "There are no risks to having pre- Fahrenheit, at what temperature does a ENTERTAINMENT ii) If Bill drank 3 bottles of vodka in marital sex." Clara Conrad woman who is full of beer one day, and each bottle cost $9, how Editor Ruth Demeter ANSWER: Ask Bill. freeze? much money would Bill spend in a Contributors ii) Read the following poem and AMSWER: Who cares about the beer? David Bradshaw week? answer the questions. They're all frozen at 98.6 degrees. Kevin Ellis (3x$9x7) + $250 = $439 ANSWER: Jack got Jill, ART Ingrid Randoja $250, Why the you ask? Because Bill To take the Pill, i) Draw a realistic gorilla. (Models are Mary's boyfriend that was week. They hit the rack on Tuesday, available on the football field from 4:00 iii) If Jack bought a $500 stereo and an Jack was glad, -6:00 each day.) SPORTS $8,000 money car, how much would he But now he's sad, earn his summer job? Editor Theresa Kelly have to at She's pregnant 'cause she forgot her GEOGRAPHY ANSWER: None - he's on OSAP Contributors Eyj,- Beyer Arlene Brown pill one day. i) Find a map of North America. If you iv) Dave Mcintosh Dave Stacey If Elmer ate 3 bowls of french fries a) Is there anything wrong with the rhythm have had a relationship with someone in the Torque Room at lunch and 3 Andrew Salisbury Rob Furlong of the last line? of the opposite sex in the past, put a bowls of french fries in the Torque b) How does the poet feel about rhythm? little "X" on the city that they are from. Room at 3.00, how many bowls of fries c) Should Jack and Jill have used the Hold the map up. If there are no little COPY EDITING did he eat for dinner? rhythm method? X's on it, move to a city on the far side Marina Munro ANSWER: None • he was in intensive iii) Write an essay on the following of the map called San Francisco. Lisa Schildroth The Cord provides a space each week for a Guest Viewpoint column. The purpose of the viewpoint is to encourage our readers to prodiJction" " express their thoughts or opinions in a more comprehensive and formal manner than is provided by letters to the editor. The viewpoint can deal with any topic subject to the restrictions outlined in the bottom left hand corner of thus page. The viewpoint can be written in a variety of styles. Serious, satirical or humorous submissions are all encouraged; however, they Manager Karen Thorpe must express an opinion or viewpoint (hence the name Viewpoint). Submissions should not exceed 500 words and must be handed Assistants Heather McAsh in no than noon of the week they are intended for. They must be typed and double-spaced. Lynn Kurtz at the Cord offices later Monday All submissions will be evaluated on the basis of quality and clarity of expression. Contributors Andrew Dunn Alena Raus News comment by Bruce Maule P HPTOGRAPHS/GRA P HIGS Photo Manager Karim Virani Photo Technician Cari Van Landschoot

- of business Graphic Arts Technician Peter J Lear Taking care Contributors Richard Cousins Come to Launer, they said. It's a who is head T.A. and obviously has was that all the people responsible for CIRCULATION & FILING small, close, personal school. The shown a great deal of competence over the decision to fire Peterson were telling intimate atmosphere will promote a the years to get the position he is now me i shouldn't print the story. It wasn't Nancy Bruin unique learning experience, they said. being fired from. Mot because he was newsworthy, supposedly. It would serve believed them. Call it naive, doing a bad job, but because he said no purpose, they said. And worst of all, ~~ So I stupid or just wishful thinking, but I something to the president of a it would just put Peterson through more TYPESETTING believed them. You know, it sometimes company who came on campus. The pain. event and comments had absolutely Well, that's touching. The Typesetter happens that it only takes one single Head Wendy Chapelle administration destroys on a Typesetters event to cause a complete collapse of a person Sheila Diemert platform of doing the right thing' and Jennifer Grady something you fervently believed in. the small then blabbers on about how we should Liz Young What I found out is that personal touch of the university is often forget the past and look to the future. used a very destructive way. One person said that something had 884-2990 in I ADVERTISING discovered that the close, personal been learned from all this. I'll say! I hope all the students in this school Fred environment at Laurier has been Manager Taylor have learned something from this and I Assistants Brad Bates perverted into what really amounts to a hope they reject the lesson. Bubbles Kooh personal empire promoting the ethics of one or two people at the horrible What the administration has done for National Advertising expense of others. us is wrapped up the philosophy of the (416)481-728.: Campus Plus The one single event to which I am business school in one neat package. referring is the plight of Graham Please anyone it likes, especially the CLASSIFIEDS Peterson. Peterson was the head business community, no matter what. teaching assistant (TA) for Well, what about doing what is right? „ the ~ Mike Kacmar Co-ordinator Business 211 course. Now he isn't. Or more specifically, not doing what is Oddly enough, the reason for this Bruce Fournicr wrong? Perhaps one of the sickest isn't as one might expect — i.e. the Associate Dean things about all this is the glee with which the administration itself awaits The Cord Weekly is published the failure to do one's job. Quite the School weekly during of Business and the publicity of this sacrifice. The fall and winter academic terms. Editorial opinions opposite. His immediate superior. Cliff Economics powers that be wish to get as much are independent of the University, WLUSU, and Bilyea, who is in charge of the Business mileage out of Peterson as possible. Student Publications. The Cord is a member of 211 course, said that his students They want everyone to know that if the Canadian University Press news collective. "have seen Graham doing his job and somebody steps out of line — their line Eight month, 24 issue Cord subscription rates are: doing his job well. To my knowledge he — will $12.00 for addresses within Canada and $15 handled his responsibilities as a TA. in nothing to do with the business school they, too, suffer Graham's fate. I anywhere else. a very competent manner." The or his job as head TA And yet he was wonder what they would do to some poor slob who doesn't have a The Cord welcomes all comments, criticisms and Associate Dean of Business, Bruce fired. reason for TA. position hanging over his or her suggestions from its readers. Letters to the Editor Fournier, added that Graham "had The administration's action did is clearly head? must be typed, double-spaced and handed in to been doing a good job," yet Foumier taking the they outlined on page I urge you to read After being filled in on the facts of the editor prior to Monday noon. All letters must was one of those responsible for 1. it. It to me that it is totally this incident, one person asked me if bear the author's full name and telephone removing Peterson from the head TA. seems position. to suggest, as Foumier does in I'm not ashamed to be part of the number. The Cord reserves the right to refuse any absurd story, that because most people business school. My reply was no. The submission which it considers racist, sexist, This dismissal was the result of a that think business people are immoral, we administration's actions do not reflect homophobic or libellous in nature. All letters are comment made by Peterson dunng a on me. am, however, disgusted both subject to editing for length. career information session at which have to run around crucifying I we morals. with what has taken place, and with the The Cord offices are located on the 2nd floor ofthe Placement and Career Services (PCS) individuals to prove do have the in mentality of those in the administration. Student Union Building at Wilfrid Laurier University. was hosting J. Walter Thompson, a To me, morals displayed the administration's actions are not the Good for the image of the Business Typeset by WLU Student national advertising firm (for more info, Publications and printed at kind would want attributed to business School? ! think not. The true character Fairway Press, see page 1). The Dean of SBE was 1 Kitchener. people. It's not professional, it's not fair, of an organization is shown by its Copyright made aware of the comments by PCS, 1984 by Student Publications, Wilfrid necessary. actions. The character shown to us by Laurier and quite obviously, he saw a need to and it's not University, Waterloo, Ontario. N2L 3C5. Mo One tiling that struck me as amazing this action is not pretty. Plain and part of this publication may be take some action. reproduced without when the story was being researched simple. permission of the editor. So what we have here is a student page 8 Thursday, October 25, 1984 THE CORD WEEKLY lcomiDent l Question Rejected gay float not political of the Week A political ploy? According to last didn't use this year's Homecoming determine what would make a week's letter from the Dean's theme, "Bringing it all back home". statement, we asked if a pink triangle Advisory Council, that's what the Gay Now that is a blatantly ridiculous would be objectionable on a float. (It Club's float was -not an attempt to reason for rejection. Not only are identified homosexuals in Nazi If you were to choose a theme have fun, but "a social statement most floats irrelevent, but adherence prison camps, where 1/4 million of song for Laurier, what would it about the issues and problems that to theme is an optional criteria for us were exterminated, and is the be? they, in particular, are facing". prize-judging purposes only, standard symbol of modem gay by Marina Munro Actually, no. We were joining according to the Rules and militancy against oppression.) Yes a Homecoming because we had been Regulations. pink triangle would be fine. Our float asked to, and it looked fun. Sure, we When we pointed this out, the was excessively political and were expecting the odd raised Homecoming Co-ordinators said the downbeat, but a pink triangle isn't? eyebrow, but no matter what we float had "suggestions" (but Where on earth are they drawing this do, we get that This year it might wouldn't say how) and religious line we're supposed to follow? seem strange, but five parades down connotations. To find out more, we'd Other excuses were contradicted the road it's tradition. have to see the Dean, because it was by floats in this or other So we entered. Since we don't the DAC's decision. Homecoming parades. They were have the open membership to just After the Dean gave the non·use of more sexual (King. St. Residence), have a crowd on a decorated trailer, it theme reason, he ~id it was seen as irrelevent (Doon Pioneer Village fire "One Thing Leads to Another" had to be a themed float that stood furthering the cause of Gay truck), made a statement (last year's Elizabeth Beny on its own merit In this case, it had to Uberation, and suggested we do Geography Club's "1984" float) yet 3rd Year Wilt's be funny, non·political, and definitely something more typical - say, foot· had no problems. Why? If you are not heavy. ball oriented. going to be heavy and oppressive And our design was. It was a joke Getting no satisfaction from him, about Homecoming, then do it everyone would get, politics was we went to the DAC. They started off equally to everyone or not at all. nowhere in sight, it was light· a lengthy meeting by saying we So, are we claiming deliberate humoured, not sexual, and pbsitive. didn't use the Homecoming theme discrimination? No. Overreaction, Yes, positive. The boy is (wehavethenotesofthemeetingto certainly, and overreaction because unperturbed that his uncle lives with confirm this) before working their it was a gay float, along with a lot of Jack. It's fine with him, but he's way to their impression that peopte confusion about responsibility and caught the "Let's not talk about it" would perceive it as only supporting attempts to _look good, but not fretting of his parents and combines the Gay Uberation movement, and necessarily a 9eliberate attack. both attitudes in an irrepressibly not part of the festivities. From here, What's especially irksome is the positive nightime prayer. To us, it they moved on to how "poignant" presumption that we're trying to be "Raise a Uttle Hell" Ladouceur deftly captured the accepting-but· the humour was (a far-fetched martyrs yet again. The Gay Club at Harvey them about not-quite ambiguity of our era. attitude we thought), how it was Laurier was recognized two years 3rd Year Poli-Sci (I think) don't have But the DAC only picked up on the sexually suggestive because of the ago, and since then our business they do." negative aspect. What we saw as a bed (Ralph offered to let them retract dealings with WLUSU and the Health and light look at the way things are, they that one, but they insisted ... ), how university have been fine to excellent students in its saw as a proclamation of oppression people might miss the point and get With official acceptance behind us, because the parents were the wrong idea, how it was making we are casually building positive uncomfortable. To us, that aspect too current a social statement, how it lifestyles and attitudes within our wasn't negative because they are referred to religion, how the caption group, and letting that filter out to the only uncomfortable, and · didn't was too long, and how our dub general community. That's why we convey terror or hatred to the boy. represented choice and freedom at have video nights, dances, and post· Give them time. They'll get used to it. Laurier - so please emphasize that, coffeehouse excursions. And if we It's just unfounded fretting they have don't be downbeat. . start getting attacked unfairly, of to work through. How do you argue when people course we fight back. Faint heart And so they rejected it in a flurry of insist on extreme reactions to a never won fair man! righteous indignation over motives _simple thing? When a light joke is Humour w<;>rks better than heavy we didn't even have. Because we taken oppressively, how can you arguments ever do. That's why we "What's Love Got To Do With It?" were "guilty", and should know what convince that it's light? And why hide put in this particular float in the first Corinna Trecroce was wrong, they didn't give us the reasons in a hail of weak excuses place. If the DAC and others want to 3rd Year Sociology reasonable rea&ens for rejecting the and contradictions? be downbeat about the gay situation, float. Nor did the Homecoming Co· As a perfectly acceptable float, the that's their perogative. But please, ordinators (who started the whole Marketing Club's Junked Car Lot don't blame us for it! situation, and should have known was mentioned. This had nothing to what they were complaining about) do with the "theme" (Reason No.1 The Executive or the Dean of Students. Instead, the we were rejected for) but wasn't Gays of WLU first thing all three told us was that it "making a statement". Trying to , WL USU apologizes to gays An open letter to the WLU Gay made for the purpose of pointing interpreted WLUSU's decision and "Twist and Crawl" Club: fingers at any individual or group method as unfair. Kevin Church involved. For this, we apologize; we 4th Year Poli-Sci After a review of all incidents and The confusion seems to have sincerely hope your Club will enter views surrounding your Float's existed in the definition and into next year's Homecoming exclusion from the 1984 understanding of procedures as Parade. Homecoming Parade, we have outlined in that outdated section of Sincerely, recognized some inconsistencies. the WLUSU manual. We acknow· W.LU.S.U. This decision, however, has not been ledge that your Club could have Get on a beat And now the moment you've all been waiting "fools' Overture" and/or "High for!!! A weekly news writers' meeting!!! Starting School Confidential" yesterday, they will take place every Wednesday Bruce Lang 2nd Year Honours English ------~---·c=:::L,,.~~~(J~: An5:30 exciting p.m. agenda will be planned for each ~~--.t1f; J g. Not only will we be acquainting anyone who is interested in all facets of newspaper production, such as writing, layout, editing and so on, but we'll even supply coffee and donuts for this grand event. Guest speakers for seminars are scheduled for these occasions, which are destined to become the social soirees of the season. Yes, you too can be covering political luminaries like Jean Chretien, Brian Mulroney, and Barb Mlot! You too can become as adept at "Torqueland", to the tune of writing stories as Alan Fotheringham, William F. "Downtown", from the Drama Buckley and Bruce Maule! You too can become a Club's production of "The WJZard Cord junkie and miss all of your classes like of Torqueland" (in the Turret, mid-November). Bruce Arculus! You too can be involved in the 4 p.m.-1 paper! And remember, it looks great on a resume! Heather Fulton Call 884-2990 and ask for either of the Bruces for 1st Year Honours Music Sat more information. THE CORD WEEKLY Thursday, October 25, 1984 9 news Alcohol awareness gaining national attention by Muriel Draaisma Ladouceur, however, says she stands for the Boosting of Alcohol moderation will spread throughout residence concerning drinking, the Canadian University Press estimates Canadian breweries will Consciousness Concerning the Ontario and, next year, into the rest ot amount of alcoho! on campus, and OTTAWA—The federal government spend about $200 million on Health of University Students. Canada. The national campaign is the hours of campus pub operations. is pumping more than $1 million television advertisements this year BACCHUS national director Doug being funded by the Association of But the campaign will focus on alone, a into advertising this year, urging in bid to encourage young Smith says the group, which Canadian Distillers, which gave getting students to help other students to stop drinking so much people to drink their products. But promotes "responsible attitudes" Smith $15,500 in the summer to students leam about the dangers of alcohol. she quickly added: "Oh, don't use towards drinking on campus, already encourage student councils to set up excessive drinking, he added. According to Rachel Ladouceur, those figures in connection with me. I has three chapters in Canada. They chapters. "We want to promote responsible Health and Welfare Canada don't know the exact figures." are Wilfrid Laurier University, the "Any cry for abstinence is not our behavior by saying to students, 'Do communications officer, the Ladouceur says breweries reach University of Waterloo, and aim," Smith says. "It's not realistic you know your limit? Do you know government has set aside more than students especially through the McMaster University in Hamilton. because drinking is socially you should have food available at f] million for television sponsorship of campus events, The U.S. has 180 chapters. acceptable. We just want to educate parties to absorb alcohol? Do you advertisements, about $147,000 for where they offer to supply large The Wilfrid Laurier chapter where people about the use and abuse of know that missing classes may be a bus posters, $94,000 for billboards quantities of beer to participants for Smith is based will hold a workshop alcohol." sign you are having too much to and >60,000 for student newspapers. free. She says Health and Welfare, about student drinking for Ontario Smith says BACCHUS will drink at night?," he says. The print advertisements display a along with some student and universities Oct. 26. Smith says he encourage universities across the "We want to tell them you don't young person engaged in physical community groups, is trying to hopes BACCHUS' philosophy of country to examine rules in have to drink 15 drinks to have fun." activity, with the words "Take Action counter the abuse of alcohol that on Over-Drinking" in bold letters. A often occurs during these events and quotation from the person about the breweries' advertising with a uselessness of drinking too much message of moderation. FACTORY I One student group launching a I OPTICAL alcohol appears below the picture. Ladouceur says the government national campaign with a theme hopes the campaign will encourage similar to that of Health and Welfare students to examine why they drink is BACCHUS. Named after the Greek to excess and think about the and Roman god of wine, the group possible effects of too much alcohol consumption on their health in later life. "Kids don't feel confident about sorffSKsWr themselves and are quite likely to No beers drink to be one of the group," Ladouceur says. "We're trying to tell for peers them about moderation, that they TORONTO(CUP)—Some engin- don't have to drink with everything eering students at the University they do." ofToronto are tired of their image Health and Welfare began to target as "beer guzzling partiers" and students in its "dialogue on drinking" want to stress the "intellectual" campaign in 1983. Ladouceur says aspects of engineering. the government the started The U of T engineering campaign in 1976, but changed the students say they will educate focus from 25- to 49-year-olds to 15- their peers about the negative to 29-year-olds after Statistics image prompted by their antics Canada released a study showing m^ES on Canadian campuses, when that the latter age group was more they gather for an upcoming vulnerable to alcohol abuse. Congress of Engineering Ladouceur says the government Students. spent nearly the same amount of "Of course people go to a money last year in advertisements conference to have a good time," targeting students. But she quickly says David Stubbing, chair of the added that the amount of money congress organizing committee. pales in comparison with the dollars "We want make sure that set aside by breweries for student- to people home with more than a oriented advertising. go "Students are your future drinkers. hangover." Breweries are getting at them through ads," she says."The breweries are very, very active on Birthright means campuses and are trying to create a having a friend taste in students' minds so they will when you are pregnant be buyers for life." and in need. 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CORONET!J--- ino:--b__ rie ___ f ; ------Jl Rowdy Queen's students at it again Loca by Bruce Arculw "We're not trying to hide or deny what went OTTAWA(CUP)-The student council at International IJ on. We're trying to maintain people's sense of CENTRE STACiE Queen's University in Kingston may put kicked off in Kitct pressure on the administration to expel five perspective about (the incident)," he said, blaming part of the incident on alumni, local -weekend with a ' students for their actions during two rowdy Approximately Tonight residents and other university students. SIDINEX street parties last weekend. on hand to partie The student council has said it will pay for "Disciplinary action will be pursued against on Saturday after the expected $1,500 cost of cleanup and extra those students charged with noise violations Park up King Stre policing at the two parties. and causing a disturbance," said Student 1he demonstratic Meanwhile, the city of Kingston may make Council President John Lougheed at a recent from all walks of l FRIDAY OCT. 26 press conference. moves to prevent future large gatherings of to ministers, fror students. City councillors will reconsider Under the university's code of conduct jacketed youth governing non-academic discipline, students whether to give Queen's permits to hold The,...,,,..~.~.,..., concerts, said Mayor John Gerretsen, himself ~t* charged by police are also responsible to the by the student council's judicial committee. The a qraduate of Queen's. \\a\l\l~ s·:~o less than a month ago, Queen's students Society students could face penalties ranging from wreaked havoc at a football game in Montreal. Peace Ne1two,rkJ community service to expulsion. i~* They caused more than $4,000 in damages to bring attention And according to Queen's Vice-Principal McGill Stadium and drew criticism from arms build-up." Duncan Sinclair, students who have broken pcolice, McGill students and media for mock· Organizers the law will face eviction from university-owned raping a female mannequin. that similar 'housing. After the incident, Queen's student council all over the SATURDAY OCT. 27 praised K-W During the evening of Oct. 12 and 13, publicly apologized for the incident and said it local aldermen crowds of up to 1,000 blocked streets, jumped will hold individuals responsible for future Walter McLean, on cars and hurled beer bottles and debris. At action. of State, for the height of Saturday's party, studentS listen- . "The reputation of this university has ed to music blaring from student residences, certainly not been enhanced by a small taunted police and threw firecrackers into the number of these hooligans, who have respect streets. for neither the laws of the land nor the Police charged 64 people with various university's code of conduct," said Sinclair. enjoying about how liquor- and noise-related offences. But Sinclair said he hopes the negative publicity 'sixties. Two • Happy Hour Lougheed says only one-quarter of those will not harm the university's fundraising walk, which charged were Queen's students. efforts. 7:30 - 8:30 attention as King Street less than For WLU students with this ad CFS calling Canadians for input $1.00 with proper ID. OTTAWA(CUP)-When thousands of national standards of quality for universiti,es Canadians pick up their telephones in the next and colleges. prizes for best costume two weeks, they will speak to their friendly The students will ask, among other neighbourhood student activists. questions, if they think all academically " Hello, I'm from the Canadian Federation of qualified Canadians should be able to attend "It's-almost -Halloween-Party" Students," the voice on the other end of the university and college regardless of financial phone will say. "And I'm wondering if you're background and if they think this is now the COMING SOON willing to take part in a public opinion poll on case. post-secondary education." CFS staff will tabulate the results during the Fri.Nov.9 Twin Bullet Band A few may hang up. But hundreds will likely federation's general meeting and, along with Sat.Nov.lO Rick Santers answer the student pollsters' questions. And the organization's members, will present the according to CFS Executive Officer Diane results to the federal government on National Flaherty, hundreds will also throw their support Lobby Day, November 8. behind the idea of a quality and accessible "We're not Statistics Canada. We're not the post-seconday education system. Gallup Poll. But we'll try to be as statistical~ Flaherty says CFS's 70 members-which accurate as possible," Flaherty says. "We want represent about 450,000 students-will to demonstrate to the three federal parties that receive polling kits in the next week and will be the majority of Canadians do support post· asked to encourage as many students as secondary education and want it to be funded possible to poll people living in the same city so that it is accessible and of quality." about post-secondary education. Flaherty says she hopes the results wiU influence the federal government to take into The students will ask thousands of consideration the need for adequately funded Canadians if they think the federal government universities and colleges when it renegotiates should make adequate university and college the Federal Post-Secondary Education and funding a priority, ensure that federal transfer Health Contributions Act. The act, formerly payments to education are passed on to known as the Established Programs Financing universities and colleges and come up with Act, expires in March 1985. Poster removal knee-jerk reaction MONTREAL(CUP)-Ripping down... a woman's crotch have to do with a dream? Is promotional poster of a pair of woman's legs that where the dream comes from, or is that was a "knee-jerk reaction" by Concordia what it is about?" feminists, according to a director of the A woman who works at the information desk school's theatre department in Concordia's Hall Building, where the banner The banner depicted a pair of woman's legs ·was displayed, and who asked n.ot to be spread apart as a frame around information identified, said, "These young ladies are the about the play. Director Don Kugler said the women of tomorrow. I am glad they did what I & design was just an image that would bring to did not have time to do." mind the idea of a cabaret format Meanwhile, the space which the banner Kugler described the incident with the used to occupy was not left vacant It is filled spaghetti ho!Jse banner as an example of "the fascism of the with a string of posters advertising the 10 31<1N G '>T N . \A.ATIHlOO left" and a "knee-jerk reaction." 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Planning a join student groups news Reading Week from carleton, vacation? Guelph and UofW on Local politicians walk for peace The VENEZUELAN RIVIERA by Bruce Arculus because last year it was raining, and and Reality, a peace film festival, and International Disarmament Week this year, we've got a sunn*' day," a concert featuring the music of local "The best value vacation to the sun this winter" kicked off in Kitchener-Waterloo, this commented David Digout, an folk artist Scott Merritt. The Cable 4 * Five star deluxe with a Walk For Peace. beachfront hotel weekend archaeology student at Laurier. television station commemorated * Tropical sand and Approximately 300 Other sun, sea people were events scheduled for the the week by broadcasting the * Superior exchange rates: Your dollar goes farther than on hand to participate in the march week were a speech by Dr. James Academy Award-winning film, If You in Mexico, or Caribbean on Saturday afternoon from Victoria Garrison concerning his Love This Planet, and a Profile Florida the Islands recent on * Same electrical current Park up King Street to Waterloo Park. book, The Russian Threat; Its Myth Central America. * - get The demonstration attracted people Mountain Spring water You can't sick! from all walks of life, from politicians * Optional meal plans * to ministers, from bearded Nehru- Complimentary Spanish language classes jacketed youth to senior citizens. * Complimentary Spanish cooking classes The demonstration, co-sponsored * Morning aerobic dancercise classes by the University of Waterloo Peace * Complete resort shopping facilities Society and the Waterloo Regional * Superior shopping - leather, crystal, pearls, gold, local Peace Network, was intended to artifacts bring attention to the "insanity of the * Lush scenic beauty arms build-up." + Deserted beaches Organizers reminded participants * Optional side tours: Angel Falls, Caracus, Jungle that similar walks were being staged exploration, Mountain villages all over the world for this cause, and praised K-W area politicians, from A fascinating cultural experience with a local aldermen to Waterloo MP. European flavour Walter McLean, Canada's Secretary of State, for "helping to focus awareness on a situation Milia Caribe ... that aa rv ii includes sll tdxos concerns us all." The good-natured people were enjoying themselves ESS'- as they joked about how reminiscent it was of the 'sixties. Two local aldermen led the Film presentation and comparison walk, which attracted a lot of attention as they marched down information of all travel packages from King Street. Some bystanders were representatives of Canadian Travel less than impressed. "Pretty dull parade," harumphed one old-timer. Centres and Sunquest Vacations Participants tried various means of adding novelty to the walk. Babies in Thursday, October 25 6 p.m. strollers wore hats that proclaimed Pl °2l "I'm for peace," or "You can't hug a yCCTTTv child with nuclear arms." Dogs were forced into contraptions similar to a sandwich placard, with a sign calling Canadian^? for world peace hanging from either Travel Centre side. Waterloo students waved signs calling for a nuclear-free Canada, or Quranic 258 a ™°° protesting Soviet and U.S. 886-8900 imperialism, and others made themselves up as clowns and ————— ——————C/;/? & Use -°-————————— mimes. Pacing for peace In spite of the relatively high turn- A crowd of 300 concerned citizens participated in a peace out, one participant said that iast year parade marking the beginning of International Peace Week. it was twice the size. "It's funny, too,

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WLUSU .wonders within the OFS organization, but says, by Patricia Eyre "We can't learn something by ignoring it; The question of whether or not WLUSU we have to be directly involved to make it becomes affiliated with the- Ontario work." Certosimo also noted that OFS is Federation of Students continues to particularly important in provincial remain unanswered in spite of pressures education matters, such as the Bovey from various sources to rejoin the Commission, where a strong student voice is needed to express student organization. OFS has recently separated from its concerns. Board member Scott Howe also echoed this sentiment, stressina the parent organization; the Canadian possibility of "a much-needed consensus Federation of Students, and has between students to help establish goals undergone several structural changes that are meant to make the organization of Ontario educational institutions.'~ Howe is also interested in the recent OFS more attractive and beneficial to university student organizations. withdrawal from CFS, and how this will Last Monday, a referendum held at the affect the national organization. "I University of Waterloo showed that wonder if this will result in its collapse"?" students overwhelmingly support he said. retaining membership in OFS. The vote Although their opinions differ, the WLUSU representatives agreed that a was approximately two to one in support, separate OFS will prove to be the most Everything and many observers see this as a vote of beneficial to students due to the fact that non-confidence in U of W Federation President Tom Allison. "It's definitely it is Ontario-based, and education is a more of an anti-Allison vote than anything provincial matter. WLUSU has been a member of the else," said WLUSU's Commissioner of OFS/CFS in the past, but pulled out in the University Affairs Jane Flynn at a recent late 70's, according to Byers. He is you ever w Board meeting. WLUSU President Byers says he is very presently researching the situation to find interested in analyzing the OFS situation, the reasons for this withdrawal. At last Sunday's WLUSU Board but remains negative about the organization. "In theory, OFS is probably meeting, Scott Howe made a motion for great, but a closer look shows inherent WLUSU to set up an ad hoc committee problems in the system and these concerning a proposed entry to OFS, but problems must be overcome before we was told that since research is already to know ab t t look at joining," he said. taking place, it would not be necessary. Vice-President Barb Mlot is just as Commissioner of University Affairs Jane adamant, but has a different standpoint. Flynn has already prepared a report "Since OFS pulled out of CFS, the which will be released shortly. Vice problem of regional disparities has been · President Mlot, who attended a CFS eliminated. We should become more conference during the summer, said that accessible and rid ourselves of our her report will be completed soon. Ontario at A referendum will not be necessary for Fe isolationist attitude. Contact with other universities can only bring about WLUSU to join OFS, at least on a improvement, and I'm very much in temporary basis. The cost of this, support of us becoming a member of an according to Byers, is about 35 cents per organization that is specifically geared student. This prospective membership is towards representing student concerns," only available for two years, at which Mlot said. point a referendum must take place on whether to join OFSasa full-time member Students b Arts Director Matt Certosimo also supports the idea of joining OFS. He at a cost of approximately three dollars per student. acknowledges that there are problems Algoma • Atkinson • Cambrian • Carleton • Fanshawe • Laurentian • Lambton • McMaster • Nipissing • Ontario Ryerson • Sault College • University of Toronto Grad U of W staying 1n• by Bruce Maule Allison's campaign to have Waterloo Students at the University of Waterloo withdraw from OFS only came up after a have voted overwhelmingly in favour of by Bruce Arculus with files from the Cord Weekly, the Imprint and recent OFS conference where Monika staying in the Ontario Federation of the WLUSU library. Turner was ele~ted chairperson. At that Students (OFS). This decision came same time, Allison was elected as despite the fact that every single elected treasurer of the organization. He later member of Waterloo's Federation of resigned and told Turner that although Students advised against staying in. The she should not take it personally, he Although a Canadian Student levied to students began at 75 Waterloo Federation's main reason for would not have resigned his position if Movement has operated within cents per student per school, this was the contention that the $40,000 the confines of an organized and eventually reached the per. year it cost 'to be a member was not Nick Parker had won. Parker lost out to Turner in his bid to head OFS. Parker was structure for several decades, the present three-dollar level. worth it for Waterloo students. supported by Allison. Parker, however, recent history of a national In the late 1970's, the NUS and The voter turnout was relatively weak, has since expressed his support for organization began for all intents the AOSC began to talk of closer at only 21 .9%. However, in 1981 a similar Turner and OFS in general. and purposes in 1970. ties. The feeling was that since referendum was held and at that time only During the campaign leading up to the At this point in time, the both were serving students, it 12% of eligible voters turned out. The referendum, Allison explained that his National Union of Students was would be beneficial if the two decision to stay in OFS was passed by a reason for wanting Waterloo to pull out of founded. The University of were to become one entity. margin of 65.6% voting in favour. Of eight OFS was that the students of Waterloo do Waterloo helped found the Ensuing discussion included polling stations on the campus, all came not get enough for the $40,000 a year they organization, which was a the provincial organization, and out in favour of remaining in OFS. contribute. Waterloo's level of funding to political structure for the how it could benefit if all three OFS Chairperson Monika Turner, said OFS is one of the highest in the province. purpose of information exchange organizations were to link up. she was "delighted at the overwhelming As well, Allison said that change within and political lobbying at a Finally, in 1980, the Canadian mandate (that the students) gave OFS." OFS is impossible and UW's attempt to national level. Federation of Students was born She attributed OFS's victory to the withdraw from the OFS is one· way of Every campus that chose to be at its founding conference in campaign they fought. OFS had "worked jolting the organization into reform . Vice­ a member of NUS contributed Ottawa. It was decided that the on an issue-oriented campaign," and the Chairman of OFS, Tony Palmer, one dollar per student to the three components of the student · fact that the people working on their responded by saying, " It is ridiculous to running of the National Student movement, the National services, campaign "were able to conduct a lot of say that pulling out of OFS is the best way movement. the National political and the one-to-one talks with the students." to change it." At about the same time, two Provincial unit would join to Tom Allison, Waterloo Federation Further more, Palmer pointed out that other inter-institutional groups become CFS-S, CFS and CFS­ president, initiated the attempt to leave Allison did not do anything to try to were formed. One was the Regional. OFS in the first place. In a written change OFS when he was on the Association of Student Councils, It was also decided at this statement he wrote, "While personally executive. In fact, Allison attended only 2 a handful of student leaders who conference that the existing disappointed with the results, I have the felt that student services such as organizations would be phased of 8 executive meetings. A~lison explained a student travel service should greatest respect of the students' decision. that other commitments kept him from out along a set time line. be provided and run by students. To turn a phrase, 'the students are always attending. As it stands now, this time line right.'" Allison explained that he would rather is almost complete at the According to Allison, "The Federation see the $40,000 a year spent on something The second of these groups national level, with all decisions of Students had two objectives in mind that would benefit Waterloo students, was the Ontario Federation of being made by CFS and rubber­ when the referendum was called. The first such as a full-time researcher working for Students, which was formed in stamped by NUS and AOSC. It is was to increase the level of students' the Federation. Allison also criticized 1972. It addressed the need for a a rubber stamp because it was awareness of OFS and the second was to OFS for wasting time on non-educational student council forum between decided that all new members of withdraw our membership. We issues such as supporting Canada's schools, specifically to voice CFS automatically become succeeded with our first goal and failed withdrawal from NORAD and NATO, and student concerns to the members of AOSC and NUS, with our second.'' supporting abortion on demand. Provincial Government. The fee and there are very few schools

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member, and some WLUSU However, that role has been take on a one-year trial promote these ideas for trying to board members are pushing for expanded to include conferences membership in OFS. However, a assist students in all areas. us to become members before on suey topics as women's referendum on membership held As the accompanying story the present term of office is up. compo issues, orientation, housing, at the conclusion of the trial mdicates, Laurier is once again Even those board members who At a academic and administrative period in February of 1979 considering becoming part of the do not favour OFS for Laurier London, procedures, the role and showed that only 348 students OFS organization. No students are studying the with the structure of student councils, were in support of OFS referendum would be necessary situation very carefully in an a variet and varied other issues. membership, compared to 822 to become a prospective attempt to assess its value. Simplifi Concerning their main purpose against. Students at the time organiz structure, a need as a provincial lobby group, OFS apparentlv felt that tactics to addr' local issues, has been involved extensively in employed by OFS, such as and the ~deficit of $65,000 the Bovey Commission's marches on Queen's Park and were a~ those given by hearings. A brief focusing mainly picketing, were too radical. ~ Otrrl\tQo fEDERI\TiON Monika , the present on the underfunding problems Others felt that the body was too 7 chairpe OFS. It is hoped now experienced by universities, large and unwieldy for effective OF ST\JD eNf5 ? JE"EZ..~ that thi will entice the and how this contributes to a representation from such a small Toronto, Brock, lower quality of education, was school as Laurier. Oddly enough, \ -nb~ tlT C>"fS w~s Laurier to join the _ presented to the Commission. an OFS conference had been f' rRAT'E'RN •TY ... provin~cjoup. Under the old The OFS has also planned a held at Laurier only two weeks organi ~member schools 'Day of Protest' in conjunction before the vote was taken. It was had to =per student in with these concerns. On thought by organizers of the Yes annual rship fees, which November 15th, which is also the campaign (including the editor many f• far too high. It is date when the Commission is of the Cord Weekly and the also deifid to soothe fears of scheduled to release its findings Commissioner of University becomilf •ed with the and recommendations, member Affairs} that this would ensure a nationaiUinization, which schools will be demonstrating high enough profile for the OFS, tends tolllmore radical in its against education underfunding. and that its demonstrated outlook ~bying. It hopes to bring public attention contact with all schools would The r• for the information to the fact that underfunding is result in a win for them. of OFS ••significant rise in the main problem facing the OFS also sends fieldworkers to universi.. ition that year. The province's lfniversities. the various institutions that hold first victe~~ot OFS was the Each member campus will membership in OFS. These • extractiaff a promise from the decide on how it will protest, fieldworkers attempt to build whether through petitions, stronger ties between the not to raiseprovinc~· tui ~mmentthe following year. pickets, rallies, or a walk-out schools, and assist in any special The p from OFS from classes. Each school will project or issue that is ongoing continu lid a promise from also concentrate on a specific at the school. OFS hopes to the gov t to freeze tuition ramification of underfunding, achieve a better flow of ideas levels f subsequent four whether it be course cuts, tuition and information to benefit iekly forthcoming. fee hikes, crowded classrooms, students of all schools. ,ty represents or other issues facing the local OFS has also taken up some 170,000 Ontario institution. of the slack left by the Pf students. The OFS also plans to mount a dissolution of AOSC and NUS. ,nization has campaign making education an Services such as a health lstudent lobbying issue in the provincial election insurance plan for students and plvincial expected some time next spring. a credit union have been 1111. In 1978, WLUSU decided to investigated. OFS documents 14 Thursday, October 25, 1984 THE CORD WEEKLY Prep. Courses for DEC. 1 LSAT JAN. 26 GMAT news for information call (416) 665-3377 Radio Laurier interest sparked small group work as Remember by David M. D. Digout well as they should have. SAMBoard DJ, has been doing meet its Canadian content There were personality conflicts some research into the possibility of requirements for programming and Ist year There are probably a small amongst some members of the starting the station again. He feels composition. your number of people who still Board of Directors, involving a lack that there is a market for "CFNY- According to Doc Height of at Laurier remember the existence of Radio of control on the part of the Board. type" music at Laurier. He hopes to CKMS, the University of Waterloo Laurier. Started in 1969 as Radio There were also programming make Radio Laurier an on-air station radio station, "there are already too Lutheran, station with the the was broadcast problems, and complaints that there but is "willing to start off on cable and many stations in the area." WLXJSC over the Grand River Cable or network was not enough news sports in school." According to Hall, "there also seems to be somewhat against Inter-reside ice and into the Dining Hall, Torque broadcast. A lack of Canadian is about an 83% majority of students the proposal. Kevin Byers, (when WLCJSCJ Room it wasn't turned off by citizens on the Board of Directors who support the idea." He president, feels that the Student Yearbook the food staff), and eventually the caused Laurier's licence to be recognizes that costs would be high, Union "really can't afford it unless residences. revoked in 1979. In the following "in the neighbourhood of thirty to student fees were raised." However, However, there were a number of summer WLUSCI finally closed down problems associated with Radio the station and sold its equipment. Laurier. The speakers in the Mow there is talk of re-activating residences, a major expense Radio Laurier. Tony Hall, a first-year incurred by the station, never did Honours Computing student and a

Play it again, SAM Radio as it was before being dismantled in 1979. Even though the costs may prove to be too high, there is interest in reviving the old radio station.

forty thousand dollars," m Next time you're thinking of taking a but he feels Byers indicated that WLCISC would costs can be kept down. B little trip, let VIA Rail trainsport you study the proposal if it felt that the There are a number of problems students were in favour ■ n into a whole new world of travel fun. of renewing _ involved in re-starting Radio Laurier. Radio Laurier. Expense is the major factor. At the moment, plans for Radio According to SAMBoard Director Laurier are at the feasibility study Mike O'Brien, who is undecided on stage. SAMBoard would have to be the question, it would cost an initial re-organized in order to handle the fifty thousand dollars and would station, with the addition of a full-time probably incur yearly expenses of ten Manager and Programmer. *5^ thousand or more. this is However, Tony "And just Hall feels that the a ballpark figure," said O'Brien. station in one form or another could Another problem lies in obtaining a be started anew and a station aimed license from the CRTC. This would at the clock-radio" market could take some time as there is a succeed, in spite of the financial possibility that the station would not drawbacks.

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TORONTO (CUP)-— The Church of accusing Flynn of attempting to Scientology is modelled after the forge and pass a $2 million cheque Gestapo and SS of Hitler's Nazi with the signature ofL. Ron Hubbard. Germany, according to a Boston Flynn dismissed the issue, saying lawyer. false accusations and discreditation Micheal Flynn, a veteran of a are the usual tactics the Church of number of court cases against the Scientology uses against its Church of Scientology, called opponents. founder L. Ron Hubbard a Flynn has been sued 13 times by "pathological liar" who has amassed the group. He also claims to have a huge personal fortune from his had every classmate, friend and "religion". relative harassed and had Flynn said Hubbard's claim to "everything done to stop me short of being a George Washington and putting a bullet in me." Princeton University The lawyer is pressing charges of II 11111111 I J? graduate and the most decorated naval officer in perjury and procurement against the World War 11 were "all a lie and have church of Scientology in the CIS. nothing to do with fact." Smith was originally scheduled to Flynn claims Hubbard flunked out participate in a panel discussion of George Washington University during cult awareness week as well. after one and a half semesters, never But he declined when he learned the went to Princeton, and was relieved atmosphere would be confronta- of duty three times in the navy and tional, accusing organizers of trying court-martialed once. to "incite hatred and destroy While delivering his speech religions." entitled "Cults and the Law" during Smith expressed surprise at what cult awareness week held recently at he called U of Ts "unbalanced" the University ofToronto, Flynn often educational program. He said had to compete with shouts from the speakers such as Flynn were not Toronto president of the Church of "learned scholars or theologians Scientology. and thus were "unqualified to Earl Smith heckled the lawyer discuss" cults and new religions. throughout and called him the "real Flynn, for his part, dismissed liar" who would soon be exposed. Scientology as being full of "lies, Outside the lecture hall, church deceit, money and greed." Trauei Service 888-0531 members distributed their 16-page He estimated more than $200 newspaper. Freedom. The issue was million in Swiss bank accounts was South Campus Hals University of Waterloo ! devoted almost exclusively to "all going into Hubbard's pockets." THE CORD WEEKLY Thursday October 25, J 984 15 ENTERTAINMENT

Crimes of the Heart realistic theatre

Special to the Cord beginning of the play, Chick brings up from Lenny's Crimes of the Heart, Beth Henley's another Incident past that adds to her unhappiness— play, won the Pulitzer Prize for its first her mother's death, that poor into the lives of three sisters "and insight cat.' and their crazy family. This comic Doc (Phil Hiebert) brings Lenny drama will be presented starting this the news of her horse, and upsets her evening in the Theatre Auditorium, further by asking about and will run until Saturday, at 8 p.m. Meg (Bronwyn Powell). He and Meg were each evening. lovers in school, The play is set in the seventies, so high but she left him for Hollywood. She also with don't be surprised at all the miniskirts left him a leg, and bright costumes you'll see on crippled because she had convinced him to stay stage. The set, a country kitchen, is indoors a designed for realism. The sink will during hurricane, and the building on running water, there will be collapsed him, while she escaped have to California. coffee perking and lemonade being Meg returns home because of made from real lemons. Babe's predicament. Babe is released on bail, thanks to the hard work of her very devoted lawyer, is the key factor. Bamette Lloyd (RobertMacAuley). In Realism the following interaction between these characters, the secrets of the past lives of the sisters are revealed. Each of the sisters has one of the Lenny Macgrath (piayed by Lynne secondary characters that relates McNab) is the oldest sister, and the specifically to her. Lenny has to deal play takes place on her thirthieth with Chick, as she is the only one who birthday. As if that isn't trauma can understand her. Meg must enough for her, her youngest sister contend with her feelings for Doc, Babe (Christine Gibson) has just who is now a married man. Babe shot her husband, her reason being begins to fall in love with Bamette, that she "didn't like his looks." Lenny but is too busy questioning her also receives news that her pet horse mental stability to treat him kindly. of twenty years was struck dead by In the three acts of the play, much lightning the night before. is revealed about the nature of She also has to contend with her families, of suicide, love and piiotoby Karim Mrani (Ruth Demeter), kindness. Crimes of the Heart is an cousin, Chick Boyle The three sisters —(from left to right) Lenny, Babe and Meg—look at a photo album Babe has who means well but constantly insightful experience of human composed of the family history of marriages and deaths. annoys whomever she's with. At the nature which should not be missed.

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Doc Porter tries to comfort Meg as she confesses to a nervous breakdown that she | Lenny finally ioses her temper with the ever-pestering Chick, and chases her out had over Christmas. Just how far will his comforting touches go? lot the house with...well, you can ieil what she's using, can't you? 16 Thursday, October 25, 1984 THE CORD WEEKLY entertainment I Chiaroscuro 112 Field succeeds in Places by Ingrid Randoja or two detours. presently experiencing has been Places in the Heart is a fitting title Perhaps the most rewarding transferred to its very own art form— for the new Sally Field film, because aspect of the film can be found in the the movies. Hollywood has once the heart is where the film comes levels in which director Robert again jumped on the bandwagon. t will be published I from, and where it ends. It is a film Benton has chosen to portray his Hopefully this time some quality which sneaks up on you, in the theme of dignity in Americana. films will result, as opposed to films 4 November 15, 1984. This | American way. There is no question the film plays which excel only in their duplication The story is set in the southern upon the old-fashioned virtues of life of each other. j Arts Supplement will be a 1 U.S. during the depression. The in an America which had to work As far as Places in the Heart is characters, at first, seem to be long and hard to survive a concerned, it may be the quietest of 1 collection of poems, T Norman Rockwell caricatures come depression. Yet, more importantly, any of the "American" trend films. to life. They seemingly follow a Benton does not forget the racial The film possesses a subdued j sketches, photographs, < storyline which quickly becomes all prejudices and hatreds possessed by intensity, due to the marvelous too clear to the audience. A recently a society in the southern United performance given by Sally ? Field. short stories (maximum j widowed housewife, Mrs. Emma States fifty years ago. Benton's There is no other actress who can Spalding (played by Sally Field), treatment of the black community is convey the emotion of quiet j length 1500 words) and k must struggle to keep her family the key to the film's ability to portray desperation just a little bit out of toqether, no matter what the cost. dignity. That is the sneaky part. By ? control as well as Field. However, graphics. I Enter a black vagabond who the end of the film one is not unlike many of her past projects, the } suggests planting cotton as a means outraged but rather despondently film is not hers alone; the splendid All students, faculty and 7 of support, and very quickly the accepting, as the characters in the performances given by every actor struggle to survive has bequn. film are, ofthe cruelty and injustice or enable the film to be so compelling. 112 staff are encouraged to | However, it is at this point in the such a society. In fact, the ending of drama that the film begins to the film is perhaps one of the best of Overall, Places in the Heart is a fine 1 send submissions to: 112 expand. A second storyline involving any film so far this year. film which is entertaining and Margaret, Mrs. Spalding's sister, and It is interesting to note that Places provocative. It is presently playing at her husband's infidelity attracts our in the Heart is only the first of a slew the Waterloo Theatre and should not interest. Characters evolve from of films now being released that deal be missed. However, if you do miss it, "Rockwellesque" figures to full with the virtues and hardships of there will be a few more just like it in 1 Ruth Demeter I human beings, and the plotline, rural America. It seems the the near future to be seen and J at The Cord Weekly y though conventional, does take one emotional high the United States is enjoyed. ? 75 University Avenue West, I t Waterloo, Ontario 1 J N2L 3C5. | Juluka: South African honesty I Deadline for submissions is November 1, 1984. 1 by David Bradshaw African band and heard instead a that is drawing attention to the In a country where you can be delicate airy sound with accoustic outrages of the South African arrested for being the wrong colour guitar riffs and sensitive flute solos government and the apartheid in the wrong part of town, there is a that exhibited some of the Celtic policies. ' 1 lot of room for resentment and origins of British-bom Johnny Clegg. With their current album, Stand 1 negative perspectives. It is to the The band doesn't see itself as a Your Ground, selling well, the band T therrsßDweekly credit of Johnny Clegg, Sipho protest group, but rather as a positive continues to produce popular, Mchunu and the rest of the members symbol of the future of their country. optimistic music with a statement of the band Juluka that they remain "Our songs are about the African displaying deep social conscious- optimistic about the nature of man experience and even though they ness. From the album, current hits and the future of their home, South may depict wrongs in the society, Kilimanjaro and Fever are Africa. there is an underlying optimism that expressions of their hope and belief Juluka, formed in 1979, reached says the cause is worth fighting for in the future of South Africa. Theatre international fame last yearwith their and there is hope." Juluka is appearing at the r album, Scatterlings. Scatterlings Initially supported by the black Waterloo Motor Inn this evening, r won raves from critics, who expected population in South Africa, Juluka is sponsored by the University of Laurier a heavy rhythmic beat from an now an international success story Waterloo. Presents: Every C.G.A. who graduates

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Association Choose the fastest growing Wilfrid Laurier University C,(jA 0 accounting profession, become a f Ontario Tickets: $5.00 General Public Certified General Accountant. 480 University Avenue. 4th Fl It's nice to have a choice ... ° n ' ano MSG IV2 Tickets: $3.00 Students and Seniors (416) 593-1103 isn't it? or toll-free 1-800-268-8022 Tickets available at the INFO Centre, WLU Student Union Building, or at the door J THE CORD WEEKLY Thursday, October 25, 1984 17 entertainment Backstage by Ruth Demeter With the recent, outbursts, of violence, especially against policemen, it is obvious that something is wrong with society's mentality. Putting condemned Sailers to death (something which does not seem to be a justifiable or appropriate answer) won't eliminate violent tendencies in our culture. Where is all this violence coming from? What inspires it? Take a look at popular television. What's the most noticeable aspect? Violence. You'd better believe it's violence. Al! the arguments about kiddy cartoons and cop shows are yellowing with age, but they hold up year after year, as Meilsen ratings Indicate that's what we want to see. Unfortunately, censorship for television is not a viable issue, as many things are already "forbidden" on the boob tube. However, sex, which is a more natural thing than stunt car pileups on the A-Tearn, is what's supposed to be cut out of most shows. Usually though, the innuendos are obvious enough to indicate that one-night stands and assorted smut are acceptable in the world of glitter. Why have sex for the sake of sex though? Why do we crave this? No one admits to desiring this stuff, yet it comes back season after season. And what is the preoccupation with destruction? What is the fun in watching thousands of dollars' worth of equipment be destroyed? Wouldn't it be better to save the car and give it to some poor bum who drives a messed-up Escort? Television isn't the only place where such violence exists. It only gets bigger and better on the silver screen (and those screens only get silver from all the moola we dish out to watch them). As well, if you're old enough, or look old enough, there's more to be seen in the theatres than in your living room. phofo by Kevin olis Many movies are built on the sheer precept of destruction, either of material goods or human life. Why? Why make a film called Towering Inferno to make thousands of people terrified of apartment buildings? What about Jaws 1, 2, and 87? Acrobats invadetheatre Of course, you can't make a good horror movie or destruction feature without skin, and it has to be naughty skin. So many films have snippets of meaningless sex by Kevin Ellis executed in the grand style that the 2000- thrown in for no apparent it year-old tradition has handed down to the purpose that boggles the mind. Sunday night the 0 of W Humanities performers. It's no wonder there are so many strange attitudes toward policemen in this a film like Tightrope currently showing, what are we to think.-' Theatre was the scene of an invasion. This After a short intermission, the magic revue culture. With supposed Certainly there are no clear-cut answers to the problem of excessive sex and invasion was fortunately not of the military- returned with a juggling act of which the violence in the media. There are also few factual statistics to prove that violence and nature. Yes, there were explosions, balls of highlight was a small girl of her juggling two sex do or do not affect viewers. fire, flaming spears and flashing swords, but friends around in a circle using only her legs However, some things indicate that this is the case, most notably David Hinckley these weapons were used in a display of and a long bamboo pole that her friends sat and his obsession with Jodie Foster, based on the movie Taxi (one which, if you ancient culture rather than in a display of on this the small and during stunt. After girl recall, contained scenes of rather purposeless sexual activity and violent acts). savagery. her friends had their act, another completed Another interesting statistic, developed by psychological research, indicates that This fascinating show was performed by took the stage and demonstrated to juggler children are less creative and imaginative due to the influence of television. the magicians and acrobats of the Chinese the audience his mastery of the ancient art of If this is the case, then where do they get their ideas of what is acceptable in Magic Revue of Taiwan. These talented plate twirling. The climax of the second act society? How are their opinions formed? Are children the only ones who are being performers have been entertaining was performed by yet another small girl, who absorbed by the media, or is that the answer? audiences all over the world for the past eight staged a stunt called the tower of chairs. The Society may only be a product of what it has created in the media, if so, then the years, travelling as far as [Sew Zealand, girl arranged four champagne bottles on the answer to ah the violence we are is Central America, England, Israel, South stage and proceeded to balance a common experiencing to remove it from the programs and L h the movies that we watch. Africa and Zimbabwe. The revue household chair upon them. She then

r incorporated some of the most interesting, proceeded to stack somewhere in the « saannnaaraasasssn^~,- mi in mw I'liMMMWrfwtn ill ni' ' i exciting, and seemingly impossible stunts neighbourhood of twelve chairs upon her imaginable and incorporated Kung Fu, champagne bottles and once she had juggling, magic, and authentically costumed finished, she proceeded to climb the tower of Chinese dancers in the show. the chairs she had just created. When she In the first act of 'die performance, the reached the top of her tower of chairs she revue greeted the audience in a blaze of performed a short but skillful gymnastic colour as a large group of brightly-costumed routine. The girl then climbed down off her dancers took the stage and engaged in a chairs and left the stage as the audience mock battle armed with bright blue flags and applauded furiously. glistening swords, included in the first act Following the tower of chairs stunt, the were acrobats diving through rotating circles audience was visited by a family oftraditional of flaming swords and knives, (what a great Chinese dragons, whose antics brought a way to spend a Sunday night), comical welcome comical twist to the show. "I he contortionists, a flaming sword swallower performance ended in grandiose form, with (that is to say, the swords were on fire and not the entire cast of the show mounting a single the actual sword swallower himself), and an bicycle in an inverted triangle formation, and a? the enthralling Kung Fu act in which a very small doing a few farewell laps of the stage. This girl carried a very large number of people display of balance served as a fitting end to a around on her head (this girl knows how to thrilling show loaded with grace, style, and party). All these stunts were masterfully one heck of a lot of courage.

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THE SCIENCE-FICTION Club will THE GEOGRAPHY DEPT. will A FREE BREAST Self-Examination CAREER EXPLORATION Workshop IBM of KITCHENER company info meet P3015 6:30 a lecture on - - in at p.m. sponsor Computer Clinic, sponsored by the North runs from 6:30-8 p.m. in Rm. P3015. session — Paul Martin Centre from 9 Simulation Approaches to Spatial Waterloo unit of the Canadian 11 a.m. L.C.F. welcomes all students and Decision-Making with Dr. Carl Cancer Society , will be held in the K- TWO RESUME Writing Workshops faculty to fellowship, meet new Amrhein, Uof Kentucky at 10 a.m in W Hospital Auditorium from 9 a.m. - 9 will be held: one in Rm. P1023 from WRITING Workshop A RESUME friends & participate in supper Rm. 2E6-2. p.m. For more info please call 886- 12:30 - 1:30 p.m., and the second in held in Room PlOO5 from will be meetings and special events. Tonight PlOO5 from 6-7 8888. Rm. p.m. p.m. GAYS OF WLU - 2:30-3:30 there will be supperat4:45 p.m. and a Coffeehouse from 8 10 p.m. in Rm. INTERVIEW SKILLS Workshop will worship service to follow. 4-301. CANADIAN FILM Studies will screen MUSIC AT NOON will feature Mark be held in Rm. PlOO5 from 2:30-4 Gurovsky at 12 high noon in the T.A. p. m. Kamourska (Jutra, 1974) in Rm. 2E7 Everyone is welcome and admission at 7 p.m. Thursday, November 1 Upcoming CUSO IN Agriculture: Public is free. are still a information meeting to be held at Cord Classifieds 7:30 p.m with guest speaker Jose bargainat only 7«/word. MUSIC AT NOON will have the A CHANCE to view and acquire Art in Division of Life Dr. A H. Weatheriey, - Tubino, CUSO Agriculture Officer. In by Monday noon, please. Laurier Winds as part of a Band All Media. Art Auction low Science (Biology), U of T, will be The meeting will be at the Waterloo Thank you. Workshop in the T.A. All are welcome admission. Tickets at the door or at speaking on the topic of Biology of Public Library, 35 Albert St., free. Canadian Mental Health Fish Growth in Rocftn 3-201 at 2:30 BIBLE STUDY in the Lutheran and admission is Regional Waterloo. Phone 885-1211, ext. 3144 Refreshments included. p.m. This seminar is the second of Student House will take place from 4 - Association. PRESS will hold a book sale in Auction at 8 p.m. at three biology seminars that are to be for details. 5 p.m. Sponsored by the Lutheran WLU Preview 6:30. the Concourse to celebrate its 10th Transylvania Club, Kitchener, presented this fall. CONTEMPORARY Film Screening at Campus Ministry. the Birthday. Reception for faculty and November 2. Laurier will host The Servant (Losey, staff will be held in the Alumni Hall THEATRE LAURIER will present 1963) in Rm. 2E7 at 7 p.m. from 2:30 - 4 p.m. UW ARTS Centre will present the Crimes of the Heart at 8 p.m. in the Wednesday, October 31 THE LUTHERAN STUDENT the Humanities This presentation run to Potato People in T.A. will the Movement will sponsor a Dinner & THE WRITER'S Club will haveashort Theatre on November 3 at 10:30 27th of October. Tickets are Seminary Lounge Program in the JOB SEARCH Workshop will be workshop. Details a .Ipm & 3:30 p.m. For more info, & story writing will m $5/Adults $3/Students and - from 4:30 6 p.m. offered by PCS in Rm PlOO5 from Demeter at call Lesley Anderson Seniors. Phone 884-5120 for more follow or please call Ruth at 885-1211, 2:30 - 3:30 p.m. ext. 2126. mfo. To bee's 884-6655.

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GAYS OF WLU Coffeehouse - 8 - 10:30 p.m., 4-301 CTB. Stenographic Services | Articles for Sale Personals Personals i FACULTY OF SOCIAL WORK will QUALIFIED TYPIST. Anything typed 10,000 DIFFERENT original movie going? LAURIER'S NEWEST team- nold a colloquium with Prof. R. HEY RICHARD Baby, how's it from theses to resumes. IBM posters. Catalogue $2.00 Mnemonics you a recovery from A.T.D. Team, bringing a little Mishra. McMaster University, Wishing speedy Selectric typewriter. Will edit and St., Mexico to us, has the potential speaking on the topic of Welfare Ltd., Dept. T No. 9, 3600 21st your kissing disease. Lots of hugs, correct spelling. Will supply paper. Calgary, Alta. Rebecca (Whiner). for a real crowd-pleaser. See State in Crisis. This will be held in N.E., but no kisses. Call Pamela at 884-6913. what a passionate Italian, Rm. 2CB from 3.30 p.m. to 5:30 p.m. | THE CAMPUS CO. otters wide THE PRESIDENT should "influence pregnant Windsorite and WORD PROCESSING 1 One block variety, custom-crested sportswear, philanderous WASP can with AMERICAN WEREWOLF i N i the agendas of the various do from campus. Fast, dependable quality-made at wholesale prices. | committees by giving the | sodium chloride, citrus fruit and LONDON" can be seen in Physics service. $1/ds page. May book ahead. | Buttons, other promo- | 1 45, UW at 8 p m. for $2. glassware, chairperson ideas that you want a touch of firewater. Draft copy provided Phone 885- | tional items available. At Laurier call worked out. Therefore you (or OMB) 1353. I | Jeff at 685-4235 for quick, convenient can influence what the committees Rides to/from Laurier Priday, October 26 service. talk about and then screen the | — COMPUSCRIBE WORD Processing i recommendation before it goes to the featuring Laser Printing for highest TENT: 4 Seasons dome-style Eureka Board." Deepthroat. | LOOKING FOR company on the DR. SHELLEY HYMEL, UW, will be quality. Advantages include efficient 2-3 man. 5 lbs. Self-supporting. Has long, lonely ride to Toronto7 (and j someone to gas $$?). It so, and the featured speaker at a Psychology reliable services, perfect final copy, been used 3 times. Kevin 884-6174. S ATTENTION AMITYVILLE: share Colloquium on peer document storage options, computer if you're leaving Laurier after 10:30 children's Challenge accepted. Beer Olympics spelling check, right-justified a.m. on Fridays, please givemeacall relations: considering the child's are on only if we get Jo-Ann back. margins, ! - 578-4008 after 6:30 p.m. and ask for perspective. This will be held in Rm. multiple originals. Laser Personals Events: boat races, quarters, animal

- - - printing $1/ds page, resumes : Heather. Thanks! 3-201 from 2:30 4:00 p.m. chucks, caps. For date and time $5/'page. Regular printing available. call—The TOO BAD Suzanna! You could have Shooting Gallery. DANCERCIZE (Session #2) will 743-2269. j RIDE NEEDED to Kingston Nov. 3rd. taken Jon-Eric to the Conrad Formal. at 744-9197. on - share costs. Call begin Monday, October 29 but JIM C. Can't resist those B.E.'s. Will Al sign-ups for the new class (D) TYPING, PHOTOCOPYING, 743- Maybe we'll show you why sometime! j p.m. 8670 Mc-Keely: Tues/Thurs 7-8 in addition to (A) Love, your Hazel St. fan club. Personal Business Mon/Wed 5:30 - 6:30 p.m., (B) Roses are mc-red

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TYPING - 15 Years' experience a couple of half-full glasses of OJ and more before April. But who was that Hallman (Grad Psychology) at 749- typing university reports, theses, etc. how about a cup of coffee (cold). idiot with the tea towel on his head?? 1354. Mike. P.S. Laurie, you made a new Saturday, October 27 Fast, professional, satisfaction Are we victimizing you? Thanks in quick guaranteed. Call Nancy anytime at record start(led) jump. much. Doug & Pat. WANT TO earn money for 576-7901. Christmas 7 Throw a home party for A JOB SEARCH EXTRAVAGANZA GERRY, WELCOME to the land of & - mens' grooming aids. Call Bill at579- will be held from 9:30 a.m. t04:30 p.m. G.B. B.M. "Lumberjack song""We WORD PROCESSING. Proofs beer shakes! Stop hiding in the 2134 after 6 p.m. for details. You'll learn about all aspects of dress in women's clothing..." available. Fast service at reasonable bedroom! The Unmentionables. career planning and job search (Blackmail picture to follow). rates. Phone Carol at 884-3537. techniques, including resume writing TO ALL A2W "Mud" football stars. ( T-SHIRTS CHERI, Je t'aime, Genevieve. and interview skills. Please register TYPING - 15 Years' experience, IBM Thanks for the game. Next time we'll SWEATSHIRTS as soon as possible in PCS. Selectric, fast service. Phone Anne at challenge you in the snow. Love D2W HATS THE BLUE 886-4902. PH's. Watch for the new "Tide" ad on ROOM!! Now Open!! RUGGER SHIRTS Weekly specials, personalized Sunday, October 28 TV. FOOTBALL SHIRTS service, cozy atmosphere. P.M. TYPING. Reasonable rates 894- Great for SHIRTS private parties too, delivered to BASEBALL 0871. TO RACHEL & the "Hey" Girl. Havea your SHIRTS BACCALAUREATE SERVICE at room. Ticket agent for the Deep End. POLO fantastic Happy Birthday. Love your SPORT SHIRTS Keffer Memorial Chapel at 10 a.m. D2W PH's. xoxo. Dear Ralph J. Have any "Real Men" TURTLE NECKS & Lost Found you a SERVICE OF HOLY Communion in JAMIEEEEE (BIG FOOT) Thanx for given red carnation lately HOCKEY SHIRTS Chapel at during your weakly tea party in the Keffer Memorial will be 11 watching that humorous movie on

— Custom Printed for a.m. and a coffee hour will follow LOST: JEAN JACKET at the Party on lounge where you usually make your Saturday night! You're a real copious your sponsored by the Lutheran Campus King St. Friday night. Jacket is faded own HOWLING History? The friends friend: Little Feets. Team, club Ministry. with 2 buttons on collar. Phone Doug in HOWL. floor or house at 884-4824 evenings. LADIES!! LADIES!! Grand Opening THE WEEKLY meeting for former at The Deep End. Featuring Male student discount Brewer's Retail Employees will be Monday, October 29 REWARD!!! for finder of red, mid- Exotic Dancers. Opening, Oct. 31, prices held on Friday, October 26th at 31 & length canvas jacket lost in midnight - $2 cover charge Tickets at I Lome Merkur Sister Inc. Ezra. This week's topic will be' "The Designs Concourse or women's washroom the Deep End or the Blue Room. Custom Silkscreen S.C. JOHNSON & SON will hold a Wonderful Steve Wilbur". 1801 Avenue Rd. Toronto (beside registrar's office). Please call Refreshments available from the Blue Regrets company information session from only: Lynda 884-3294 (416) 781-6155 884-8393 anytime. j Room. 6:30-9 p.m. in the PMC. I CALL COLLECT j THE CORD WEEKLY Thursday, October 25, 1984 I page 19 PORTS • ener ber 1 ockey team wins '.84 o

DEPT. will on Computer Marsden, Ray Kremer, Glencross, hes to Spatial .Ndging from the Laurier Golden and Joel Levesque rounded out the ith Dr. Carl liwks home opener, the hockey scoring for the Golden Hawks, while kyat 10 a.m. in 111m should be challenging for a Brett Velleher with two, and Denis healthy play-off spot by the time the Castonguay and Vieman with one ~r season dwindles to a close. ehouse from 8- ·each replied with the Laurentian Spsked by a four·goal performance counters. _ from Tim Glencross, the Hawks Fights started to erupt during the llltscored the Laurentian Voyageurs last half of the game, culminating in a 9-6. . single game misconduct penalty At the 13:03 mark of the first given to Hawk Captain Rob Whistle period Laurier was up by three goals and Voyageur Ray Plante. John d acquire Art in IS Glencross had already scored a Mooney of Laurentian found himself uction - low couple, combined with Doug a sparring partner with various ·t the door or at Marsden's single. At this point, Laurier players during the course of Mental Health lalrentian changed their tactics, the game and was finally kicked out ents included. 11om attempting to skate with the in the third period, much to the at 8 p.m. at the tawks, to hying to knock the home delight of the Laurier fans. lb. Kitchener, lile off stride with some chippy play. Voyageur Coach Bertoli was Bolh tactics fell short as Laurier quoted as saying that he felt the continued to apply pressure on the Hawk players had "initiated" much of ill present the V()'fageur goalie, who appeared the rough tactics because they e Humanities ilaky throughout the contest. possessed superior cage-gear on er 3 at 10:30 The Hawks' good play lapsed their helmets. The Laurentian . For more info. lll!leWhat near the end of the first players had only plexiglass eye at 885-1211, period as Eddie Battiston and Peter protectors and thus were, in Bertoli's ~n of Laurentian tightened the ·words, susceptible to " high-sticking me to J2, minutes before the first and fights." intermission . However, Laurier Laurier received good efforts from coach Wayne Gowing's pep talk to six-point scor~r Tim Glencross, as lis troops during the first break well as from left-winger Doug ilspired the Hawks to return to the Marsden and right-winger Belie erdlusiastic hockey that they had "Psycho" Sykes. The defen~. led by lisplayed during the early stages of captain Rob Whistle and stalwarts lhe game. The coach's efforts were Ray Kremer and Joel Levesque, was rewarded with early second-period steady. Hawk goalie Steve photo by Kelly EST team- goals from Glencross and Bienkowski played well enough to harp Shooters ing a little centreman Dave Beckon. win on this occasion, but Hawks left winger Doug Marsden scored 2 goals last Friday against Laurentian while team he potential From that point on, Laurier played undoubtedly will be challenged leaser. See lhe game their own way against the harder in the future. Tim Glencross added four to help pace the Hawks to a 9-6 win in the season opener. te Italian, orite and can do with rus fruit and Football Hawks ousted by Gryphons by Dave Stacey were stopped, and Gerritsen hit on eliminated them from the playoffs. r endzone, and a Guelph player fell on Warriors. Coach Newbrough They say it's not over until the his first field goal of the season to Guelph then moved the ball to the .30 the ball for the touchdown to give described this upcoming game as fat lady sings, and for the Hawks give the Hawks a four-point lead. yard line where they tried to punt for Guelph the win on the last play ot me "the Toilet Bowl game", due to the any on the football team, Two Ton Annie sang Guelph got a two-point safety to the single. The punt was fielded by game. fact that the loser of this game will oronto? (and her song last Saturday afternoon as narrow the Hawks' lead to just 2 Dave Lovegrove 20 yards deep in the The Hawks round out the season finish in last place in the CXlM. $?). If so, and the Guelph Gryphons beat the points. On the Hawks' next endzone. He tried to punt the ball, but this Saturday at Seagram Stadium at :er after 10:30 Hawks 31·24. This loss eliminated possession, Mike Wilson threw a never managed to get it out of the 2:00 p.m. against the Waterloo give me a call III'IY chance the Hawks had at post­ touchdown pass to Jeff Maslanka. . and ask for season play. After a mi~ convert, the Hawks The Hawks somehow managed to led 17-9 at the half. snatch defeat from the jaws of On their second drive of the ton Nov. 3rd. \ictory. They not only went into the second half, Laurier started on the Soccer team finishes 5th '1 at 744-9197. jaws, but went right into the stomach Guelph 29, thanks to a late hit call on to pick up this loss. Laurier managed the punt return. Laurier moved the by Arlene Brown heightened as they capitalized on the foul prior to the shot. Kevin Adams, to squander a 24-91ead that they had ball to the 1 yard line, where on third very next play. Exceptional effort by on the penalty shot, drove the ball lUll up with less than 7 minutes left down, Rybansky pushed his way into The soccer Hawks wrapped up Tassone and the quick action of past the goaltender for his fourth il the third quarter. In total fairness the end zone to give the Hawks a 24-9 their season of play in style, gaining a Papadopoulos set up Kevin Adams goal. for his second goal of the game. Throughout much the Computer­ to the Hawks, luck as well as the lead with just under 7 minutes left in 6{) victory at home over Brock and of st academic l8erees seemed to be against them the third quarter. holding the-first place Western team The goal that tied Bobby Laurie's second half, Brock made Laurier pies, adult il this game. Jan Hoyte made a beautiful to a 0{) draw. The win and the tie record came when goalie Steve goalie Steve Webb work for his first r literacy. For On Guelph's second possession interception to snuff out Guelph's gives the Hawks a total of 10 points, Webb let an awesome kick go. shutout bntact Bob d the game, Norbert Isaacs picked next drive, but Laurier failed to move which puts them in 5th place in the Adams took the ball and The last game of the year for the ~ ogy) at 749- df a Randy Walters pass and the ball and the Gryphons took over final standings. determinedly carried it in for the soccer Hawks was played on relumed it to the Guelph 35. at the Hawks' 51 yard line. They In the match against Brock last score. The scoreboard at half time Homecoming Saturday in London. However, Laurier failed to move the promptly drove to the Hawks' 10, Wednesday, Kevin Adams set a was 4{) for the Hawks. Although the team showed promise, oney for bell and had to settle for a single by where Walters hit Rick Kohler over school soccer record by scoring four Laurier was not high enough on the me party for Lucien Gerritsen following a 42-yard the middle on third down to give the goals in one game. This totem pole to become contenders II Bill at579- fUll Gryphons the touchdown. Guelph accomplishment resulted in his for this year's playoffs. ails. Guelph then started at their 35 decided to try for the two-point being named Carling · OKeefe's The Hawks were at a disadvantage )trd line and drove 75 yards for the convert The convert was good on player of the game. The previous against Western because of injuries score. However, twice on this drive, Guelph's second try from the 1 yard record was three goals held by and yellow cards. By the middle of Laurier had stopped them only to be line as an official overstepped his former Hawk Bobby Laurie. Adams the second half, the Hawks had lost s called for offside. Then, with first bounds to make a call that he had no stated that he owed a lot to the team, Tom Papadopoulos, Kevin Adams, m on the 19, Pam Ceci business making. especially Tom Papadopoulos. Pino Tassone and lan Drake. As a TS wuscled lan Hoyte for the ball Several series later, Laurier had During the opening minutes of result, Western slightly outplayed TS nl Guelph led 7-1. the ball on Guelph's 26yard line with play against Brock, Papadopoulos Laurier in the second half but the TS Laurier started the next drive from third and 1. They gambled, but failed blasted a shot right on the Badger remainder of the Laurier team joined Quelph's 43 yard line following the to pick up the first down. Two drives goalkeeper. This play was set up by a forces to prevent the Mustangs from kickoff. After a series of running later, Guelph marched 61 yards for picture-perfect pass from Rich · breaking the scoreless tie. plays, Randy Rybansky went up the the major score with just over 1 Sutter. The goalie had trouble Laurier's best scoring opportunity rildle and spun off two tacklers for minute left in the game. This drive, handling the shot and Kevin Adams came when Dave Murray, on a pass lhe touchdown from 3 yards out with which was kept alive by two found himself the lucky recipient of a from Hollweg Apollen, blasted a shot for a minute and a half left in the questionable calls by the officials, loose ball. He quickly tucked it in the which bounced off the Western ~ng quarter. Laurier now led 8-7. was capped off by a third down and open side to put the Hawks ahead 1- Kevin Adams . goalie and out of play. seven reception by Ceci who had 0. After the teams traded The second goal came when Goal five was gift-wrapped for the Goaltender Steve Webb earned possessions, Guelph started at their turned into a one-man wrecking Hawks. In light of his efforts, Lennie crew. This tied the game at 24. Henry Bout booted a corner kick into his second straight shutout, by t 26. Dave Leeming intercepted the pack of players. Rich Sutter carne Georgiou was credited with the goal shutting down the Mustang offense. Walters' second pass as he was After the kickoff, Laurier drove the up with the ball and skillfully directed that was headed in by a Brock The scoreless tie denied the Inc. being decked by Neil Ostrom. ball to their own 50, but were stopped it to Stefan Keny, who fired it past the defenseman. Later in the game, Mustangs one of the two points that signs Lallier took over at the Gryphon 32, when they were forced to gamble on bewildered goalkeeper. Georgiou put one in the net, but was they were counting on to be assured !Onto m they moved down to the4, but third and 8, as a tie would have The Hawks' momentum denied his goal because of a Brock of a playoff spot 20 Thursday, October 25, 1984 THE CORD WEEKLY

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—————— —— —i—^ THE CORD WEEKLY Thursday, October 25, 1984 21 sports Hawks stung at tourney by Rob Furlong break as Stinger winger Frank Morris put Concordia in IBM CANADA LTD front by three. The Wilfrid Laurier Golden Hawks hockey team Mike Gazzoia brought Laurier to within two with his Kitchener Branch participated in a four-team invitational tournament at power play marker at 12:27 of the third period. The the University of Waterloo this weekend. After dropping Hawks came no closer as Concordia concluded the the opener 4-1 to the University of Concordia Stingers, scoring, capitalizing on a three-on-two break with 438 to the eventual tournament winners, the Hawks downed go in the game. Hope you can join us for an overview Waterloo Warriors, 10-3 to win the the host team, The consolation final against host University of of an IBM marketing career. There will consolation title. Waterloo was simply a rout. The Hawks jumped to a 5-0 On Saturday, Laurier quickly fell behind the Stingers first-period lead. Tim Glencross opened the scoring after be short corporate overviews at 9 a.m. by one goal as Concordia defenceman Alain Boudreau picking up a Beric Sykes rebound. Sykes then sparked a and 10 a.m.. We will be prepared to capitalized thirty-one seconds into a two-man power play four-goal fury late in the first with a beautiful backhand advantage. shot after Dave Beckon won a face-off deep in Warrior answer any questions you may have. The Hawks came close to tying the gameten minutes territory. later on a Hawk power play. Tony Martindale broke in Thirty-seven seconds later, Paul Roantree's quick alone after receiving a tremendous blue line-to-blue line snap shot put Laurier ahead three goals to none. A pass from defenceman Ray Kramer. The Concordia minute and thirty seconds later Laurier's Tony goaltender, however, was equal to the task, coming up Martindale received a penalty. The Warriors, instead of COMPANY with an excellent save. regrouping, virtually self-destructed. Fifteen seconds INFORMATION Concordia went ahead two goals to none at the 15:13 into the penalty, Laurier's Doug Marsden forced a SESSION mark of the first period. Stinger winger Kevin McGovem Waterloo defender off the puck, behind the Waterloo showed great hustle in turning what should have been a net. Marsden's centering pass to iinemate Dave routine play into a goal. McGovem outskated the Hawk Aitchison was quickly buried behind Warrior goalie Phil 9:00 - 11:00 a.m. a he defense to loose puck behind the net, where set up Olivero. With Martindale still watching from the penalty Paul Martin Centre an uncovered Alain Boudreau in the slot. Boudreau box, Dave Beckon combined with Tim Glencross to put made no mistake in quickly releasing his second goal Laurier into a commanding five-goal lead. The game Tuesday, October 30 past Laurier goaltender John Sheppard. Late in the first was history. period the Hawk power play almost pulled Laurier within Tony Martindale scored Laurier's sixth goal. "Crazy some one goal as Jim Quinn walked in over the blue line Legs" Dave Banton picked up the hat trick, scoring We're looking for special people and tested Stinger goalie Tony Guerriero with a hard goals seven, eight and nine.Tim Glencross, who opened wrist shot. the scoring, also closed it with his second of the night. The Hawks sealed their fate in the second period by Warrior goals came from Jay Green, Todd Coulter, and failing to capitalize on a one minute and forty-one Dave Fennel!. second two-man power play advantage. The Hawks The University of Regina Cougars downed Waterloo 7 managed only two shots on goal with a weak backhand to 2 on Saturday to advance to the tournament finals by Paul Roantree being the best scoring opportunity where they lost to Concordia 6 to 5 in a shoot-out. ■■■■V • MB during this two-man advantage. Ail Hawk momentum Hawkey Talk: Len Redmond (hip-pointer) and Peter was lost late in the second period as two successive Black (illness) missed the weekend action. Number-one- Hawk giveaways resulted in two clearcut Stinqer goaler Steve Bienkowski was rested during the breakaways. The goal post saved Laurier on the first tournament. John Sheppard was in the net against breakaway, but no such luck was available on the next Concordia while Jeff Nicket faced the Warriors. Basketball team flies west By Dave 'Stumper' Mcintosh daily practices start to become enjoyable and a coach Optimism is growing about this year's Golden Hawks looks forward to them, then something is going basketball team as head coach Chris Coulthard gets his extremely well. Coulthard summed up his feelings about players in gear. He feels that this year's players will all the team by saying, "They are the most intense, contribute to either the success of the team or its hardworking bunch of guys I have ever had the pleasure h 31st October i* downfall. Each member of the elite squad will have to of coaching." of pull his own weight if Laurier is to execute its "pressing" Four-year veteran Steve Forden will be back with the game plan. Hawks this year to lead a mixture of young and old talent. One big consideration is that half the players on the Mark Polischuk, Pat Keane and Chuck Klassen have I roster are This fact more than any illustrates returned as third-year veterans of the Laurier basketball H8 guards. why the Golden Hawks' obvious choice of game plan is team. to play a full-court pressing game. Coach Coulthard Beside the seasoned talent of the veterans stand the believes that his team can maintainthis staggering pace rookies who will be selected after the trials are for the duration of the entire game. He will use his completed. This year's list of rookies includes Todd reserve guards to force the opposition into point scoring Smith, Brian Demaree, Sean Kelly, Ron Moravek and mistakes. Joe Syer. Syer can be included in this list since he has This decision may also be wise because Laurier has never before played for the Golden Hawks, but is in his an average height of only 6'3", which is relatively small second year of eligibility. for a university team. This strategy makes no allowances Pre-season games and tournaments will be played as for any team and therefore Laurier will force the a lead-up to the regular season opening in January. This opposition to beat this style of game. week-end, the Golden Hawks are scheduled to play a However, before the game can get under way, plays three-game series in Manitoba as they match their skills have to be practiced and practiced to perfection. When against some of the best players in Canada. First soccer victory Special to the Cord The second game saw Western played immediately after trie York defeat Laurier 7-0. A fine effort was game. Fatigue, rain and a strong The Laurier Women's Soccer put out by the defence, especially by- wind did not stop the Hawks from Team travelled to Guelph on the sweeper Edna Chiu. getting their first win of the season weekend to participate in an eight- Sunday brought different results over Trent. The strong Laurier team tournament, and brought for the Hawks. First, an undaunted defense kept the baii in the Trent end home their first win of the season. Laurier squad played powerfully of the fieid for most ofthe game. The In their first game on Saturday, against the York Yeowomen in an forwards displayed a concentrated Laurier met the strong team from early morning match. York, who efrort with Keiiy Prouse, Tara Knox Queen's University. Hie score stood defeated Laurier 6-2 last week, were and Liz Carr aii tallying one for the at 1 -0 for Queen's for most of the first challenged strongly in the midfield Hawks. Sue Wilson also recorded her Happy Hour prices B half, as goalie Sue Wilson made by Vara Knox, Pat Van Beers and first shutout of the season. some outstanding saves to keep the Laura Farrer. The 3-0 victory over Trent gave all night long - I score down. Too much passing by Laurier seventh place while the first- the forwards in the opponent's end The Hawks showed a lot more place title went to Queen's University. and not enough shooting limited the hustle and desire. The forwards An entire season of effort was Hawks' scoring chances. managed to take many shots on net capped by the well-deserved victory. at the corner of I The game was stopped for 45 but only one cross from Liz Carr went The players showed great King and Erb since 1840. minutes when a key Laurier player, into the York net, on the excellent improvement over the course of the Nancy v Cranbury, was knocked speed and timing of winger Shelley season, both in individual skills and 'vi 'w unconscious when the ball struck the Fryer. The Hawks wanted a win badly team play. With one year's side of but a missed shot left York experience ill mOTEI* WATERLOO her head. The team's spirits penalty behind them, the Laurier & ft 4 King St N. (King Ert>) Waterioo 885-5840 were dampened and they dropped with a 2-1 edge over Laurier. team is hoping for more success the game 5-0. The last match of the season was next season. I- page 22 Thursday. October 25. 1984 THE CORD WEEKLY sports WL U hosts tourney Sideline Special to the Cord by Theresa Kelly WLU hosted an invitational cross· One of tlfe most cliched expressions in sports is "the team is country meet for both men and better than their record indicates." Take this year's football team. women on October 20. The race was I've heard football followers say that the team is better than their held on the University of Waterloo last place, 1·5 record indicates. It's unfair to classify the Hawks on G W L course, which goes around the the same scale as the hapless Waterloo Warriors, but would a few McMaster 6 6 0 York 6 5 1 breaks put us on the same scale as the Mac Marauders? Columbia Ice Fields. The OUAA Western 6 4 2 cross-country championships will be Last year's 6-1 Hawks have turned into 1·5 hawks in the space of Quelph 6 4 2 held on this course next Saturday. just one year. The common excuse of its beino a "rebuildino vear" Toronto 6 2 4 does not hold water this year because the offense and defense are The 5.5 km race began at 1:00 Windsor 6 1 5 p.m. for the women. The men's 10.1 vitrually unchanged from last season. Key players have graduated, Lawter 6 1 5 km race started at 1:45 p.m. The but the team has not been confronted with any serious gaps with Wllterloo 6 1 5 weather was perfect for the late fall the exception of the kicking game. race, being slightly cool with partly There has been a lot of talk around campus that the coaching cloudy skies. staff has been behind the team's downfall, because they have failed The women's race was won by to instill the killer instinct in the hawks. Others question whether RESOLTS Louise McKenzie from Guelph in a Coach Newbrough, a likeable athletic director, is tough enough to Guelph Laurier time of 20 minutes and 35 seconds. be an effective football coach. 31 24 It is true that the players are not playing with the same level of McMaster 65 Toronto Second place went to her team mate York 32 Windsor 11 Doone Riley. Christine Whiteside intensity as last year. At times they fail to capitalize on key scoring Western 72 Waterloo from Western was third. Shelley chances or allow a lead to slip throu~h the1r winos. Burnside, the sole Laurier The players themselves have also contributed to the team's last· competitor, finished in 41st place place position. The defense and offense play like separate teams with a time of 27 minutes and 12 instead of as one supporting unit The offense has scored an Future Games seconds. average of only 14.8 points this season (down from 22.8 points last season) while the defense has allowed 24.5 points in six games, up There were competitors from 11 Saturday schools in the women's race. The top from 1 7 points last season. Because the offense is having to punt team was Toronto with 20 points. the ball more this year, as they are unable to rely on a kicking Waterloo at laurier York was second with 59 points. game, the defense is on the field longer each game and this works McMaster at Guelph Laurentian and RMC were third and to their opppnent's advantage. Toronto at Windsor fourth with 73 points and 86 points Then there's the subject of fan support - or definite lack of it Western at Vorl< respectively. There is no student interest in watching the Hawks play this season In the men's race, Jamie Stafford - in football, rugby, soccer, or even hockey. In the case of the from Toronto was first with a time of football team, once their record started to get worse, fan support, 0-QJFC 32 minutes and 37 seconds. Mike already small, dwindled. The Guelph fans outnumbered the hawk Murray of Windsor was second and n the road again supporters at last Saturday's home game. They had a lot more GW John Wagner from the Rochester' enthusiasm, and their fans were louder, even when Laurier was Bishop's 6 5 Andy Berg was one of four Laurier runners to compete in the QJeen's 6 4 Institute of Technology was third. winning the game. invitational cross-country meet held at U of W last Saturday. Carleton 6 4 Fo_ur runners represented Laurier in This brinas us to this Saturday's contest between the hawks and Berg finished 22nd in the 10.1 Km race with a time of 35 the Waterloo Warriors. Traditionally a cake walk for the Hawks (they fo'cOill 6 3 the race. Andy Berg had an Concordia 6 2 minutes and three seconds. have enjoyed a 12·1 record since 1971 ), this year's confrontation impressive time of 35 minutes and 3 photo by Theresa Kelly Ottawa 6 0 seconds, which was good for 22nd confrontation will be anything but a rout · place. Peter Mount was 57th with a There were competitors from 12 U.S., won the team title with a total of Last week the Warriors were destroyed by the Western Mustangs time of 39 minutes and 3 seconds schools entered in the men's race. ,28 points. Second place went to 72·0. You would think that the Warriors would not even show up and Steve Morrison was 65th in 44 The only Ontario schools that did McMaster with 80 points, Laurentian for this weekend's game. Wrong. The Warriors have nothing to lose minutes and 8 seconds, while Lonnie not compete were Trent, Queen's was third with 94 points, and and everything to gain in this game. A victory over the Hawks in RESOLTS Wickman had to withdraw because Ottawa, and Carleton. The team Windsor and York were in fourth and football would give the school the football boasting rights to the of leg muscle problems. from Rochester, ranked 12th in the fifth spots with 112 and 128 points. city of Waterloo for a whole year. They would make a 2·5 season Bishop's .38 worthwhile to the school up the road. Carleton 30 The hawks should easily defeat the Warriors - on paper - but Q.Jeen's 27 C'n.n.-t>rtfl with the inconsistent play this season, nothing is a sure thing. This game is a home one for Laurier, but there will probably be more obnoxious Waterloo fans (including their spirit band) even if they are 1-5. So take some friends to the game on Saturday. Remember Rugby it's not the football team's reputation that is at stake.

For students who foresee a career in research, the Summer Research Scholarships will provide OOAA West research experience with leading Canadian scientific investigators in one of the fields listed below. GW Waterloo 6 5 Volleyball action ~er 6 5 Western 6 4 VALUE: Sl,200 (minimum )jmomh. Travel allo\\ · PARTICIPATING DEPARTMENTS Guelph 6 3 ante Special to the Cord suffering a neck injury as a On October 13 the Women's the accident. The Hawks were Brock 6 1 Anatomy Geography (physical) Laurier 6 0 DURATION: '>·4 months (May-August) 1985 Biochemistry Geology Volleyball team travelled to St at the time, but ended up losing Reasonable on-campus accommodation Biology Kinamhrupology Catherine's to open their pre-season game 15-3. Chemistry Mathematics schedule at the Brock Invitational After finishing third in pool pay, RESULTS REQUIREMENTS: C.1nadian or p<'rm.•ncnt rt·" ­ Computer Science Microbiology tournament The team has been the Hawks faced a team from &M McMaster 27 dent. Pennanenr addn:ss ourside of immt:diarl· ENGINEERING Physics practising since September 17 and in the consolation round. This ll\WIJ Guelph 19 Ottawa/ Hull area (0tt.lwa/ Hull rc>idcnts should Chemical Physiology head coach Cookie Leach was proved an easy victory for the HM Waterloo 18 apply fur a summer award, such as NSERC, which is Civil Psychology (experimental) anxiously awaiting this tournament tenable at the University of Ottawa). Full-time as they won 15-2 and 154. Thelelll Electrical Systems &ience to what she could expect from undergraduate students with excellent standing: see then faced the Western Musta191 Mechanical this year's squad. Future Games priority given to 5rd year students (2nd year in the the consolation final. Province of Quebec). Round robin play began with a Possibly the most exciting ll\WIJ Saturday match against U of Toronto. Down of the day was between 14·1 0 in the first game, the Hawks Western. The match went to Guelph at Brock Forward the required information together with your most recent and complete university tran­ stormed back to overpower the games before the Hawks Laurier at Western script before November I 5, 1984 to the address below. Also request a reference from one professor Blues 17-15. The second game saw Waterloo at sene to the same address by November 15, 1984 defeated. Each game was the team play les5 aggressively, Western taking game one 1985 Summer Research &holarships, School of Graduate Studies and Research, losing 15-3. Next came the powerful Laurier winning game two University of Ottawa, Ottawa. Ont. KIN 6N5 Tel: (6 I -~) 2 ~I· 5804 team from McMaster, a team that and Western claiming the WLU has never taken a game from with a 16-14 victory in game APPLICATION PROCEDURE: during Leach's tenure as head Coach Leach is excited Name ------coach. optimistic about this year's Mailing Address ------~------It appeared, from the 15-3 score in With the return of five game one, that this was not going to veterans - MVP Carol city provin~e poS!al code Tel. (Areal be the day to change that record. Whatmore, Sue Kipfer, Permanent Address ------However, the Hawks put together and Ruth Hurtle - and the city province postal code Tel. (Area) some strong offensive plays along of six very talented rookies, a Currently enrolled in -----~~------­ with great defense and defeated the department the playoffs is well within Research field of interest ______: ____ Marauders 16·14. The new players include (Attach a brief description) The third match of the day saw Shannon, Patty Smith and Laurier easily defeat Guelph. The Clark, all from the fourth match featured Brock against Angie Clark from Trenton and Laurier. The Hawks won the first Bird from Dundas. The sixth game 15-4, but could not regain their Marg Mizuik, a 5' 1" setter fmn• ~~•• composure in the second game after Bay. Coach Leach feels that a collision between two Laurier will make the difference players. Deb Whatmore and rookie Hawks being just an average O)UOJO_L jO Patty Smith collided, with Smith and their being a contender. THE CORD WEEKLY Thursday, October 25, 1984 23 sports Scoreboard Football Soccer Tamiae on Ice by Andrew Salisbury physical. The Habs rebounded from Don Mayo's return to Tamiae last week's crushing loss to defeat Thursday night proved extremely Team 3, 4-Z Dan Wagar's unas- OUAA ACIAA OGAA West rewarding, as he netted 3 goals and sisted goal proved to be the game G W L T F A PT G W L T F APT an assist to lead Team 4 to a 7 - 1 winner. Bob Gignac scored both Acadia 6 5 0 McMaster 6 6 0 0 264 58 12 1 128 67 10 Final Standings victory over Team 5. Paul Sarkozi goals for Team 3. Mt Allison 6 4 2 0 123 101 8 York 6 5 1 0 150 77 10 G and Rnnigan picked up 3 points Team 2 and Team 6 played the St Francis 6 3 3 0133 122 6 W L TF APT Tim Western 6 4 2 0 198 97 8 Windsor 12 9 2 31 9 19 each in the game. Team 5 will be final game this week One highlight St Mary's 6 0 6 0 63 157 0 1 Guelph 6 4 2 0167 113 8 Western 12 8 2 2 29 10 18 pleased to hear that two new players of the game was Claude "The Rock" Toronto 6 2 4 0 1 34 213 4 McMaster 11 7 2 2 22 9 16 will be added to the team to increase Bernard's awesome check at the Windsor 6 1 5 0 100 189 2 RESULTS Waterloo 11 6 4 1 23 16 13 their strength. blueline. His victim slowlyreturned to Laurier 12 3 Laurier 6 1 5 0 89 137 2 Acadia 30 St Mary 4 5 4 20 18 10 Sunday night was a night to the play, and apart from his pride, he Waterloo 6 1 5 0 35 253 2 Guelph 12 2 9 1 12 37 5 Mt Alii 23 St Fran 21 Fan support was was not injured. The aggressive Brock 12 0 11 1 11 47 1 remember. incredible. Attendance was not tactics and quick passing of Team 6 RESULTS taken; however, estimates placed the enabled themto defeatTeam 2,4 -0. RESULTS WIFL turnout somewhere between 5 and Brook Cole earned the shutout while G W L T F A PT 10 fans. Tamiae Hockey encourages Roland Osske led the scoring with 3 Guelph 31 Laurier 24 Alberta 6 5 1 0 178 107 10 Laurier 0 Western 0 fans to support their favourite team. points. McMaster 65 Toronto 8 Calgary 6 5 1 0 1 75 96 10 Waterloo 1 Guelph 0 Rumour has it that Tamiae is Beginning this week, Tamiae York 32 Windsor 11 U.B.C. 7 3 4 0 142 128 6 Windsor 5 Brock 1 negotiatinq a contract with Eileen, Hockey will be selecting the player of Western 72 Waterloo 0 Sask. 6 3 3 0 105 141 6 our wonderful lady in the Concourse, the week. Don Mayo from Team 4 Manitoba 7 0 7 0 91 200 0 Guelph 2 Brock 2 to supply coffee and hot chocolate at receives the honour this week for his McMaster 2 Windsor 0 the games. four-point performance on Thursday Both Sunday games were fast and night Future Games RESULTS CIAG Soccer Rankings End of Regular Season Saturday Waterloo at Laurier Alberta 31 Calgary 22 1. Laurentian Sports quiz McMaster at Guelph G.B.C. 33 Manitoba 10 2. P.E.I. Toronto at Windsor 3. U.B.C. by Dave Stacey OCIAA? Western at York 4. Windsor 1. What is the model number of 7. What sport do you win the Allen 5. Western the official football used in the CFL Cup in? 6. McGill and what company makes it? 8. The Detroit Tigers led the O-QIFC CIAU Football Rankings 7. Victoria 2. Who won the CIAG hockey American League East from start 8. St. Francis X. championship last year? to finish this year. What was the G W L T F A PT 9. Carleton 3. What city is North America's last team to do that and what year Bishop's 6 5 1 0 190 167 10 10. McMaster oldest golf course in? did they do it in? 6 2 0 222 118 8 1. McMaster Queen s 4 4. Wnat European city is home to 9. What name is given to the Carleton 6 4 2 0 136 102 8 2. Alberta League what people believe is the ring of the house in curling? McGill 6 3 3 0 144 152 6 3. Calgary Tarniae Hockey many centre Bishop's toughest downhill course in the 10. What horse has earned the Concordia 6 2 4 0 110 139 4 4. GFGAPT W L T world? most money in his career strictly Ottawa 6 0 6 0 83 207 0 5. York 2 0 0 16 3 4 TEAM 6 5. What are the Grand National from racing? 6. Acadia TEAM 3 11 0 7 4 2 and the Derby, and what country The Stacey Stumper: What two 7. Guelph TEAM 4 1 1 0 7 6 2 11. 8. Western TEAM 2 110 5 5 2 are thev held in? teams competed in the 1984 9. Carleton TEAM 1 1 1 0 5 7 2 6. Who holds the record for the (JEFA Cup Pinal and what country RESULTS 10. Queen's TEAM 5 0 2 0 4 19 0 most career passing yards in the did each team represent?

Bishop's 38 McGill 27 Carleton 30 Ottawa 18 Queen's 27 Concordia 25 Ski team tryouts hawk talk Special to the Cord So far. about 30 athletes are vying for the 16 positions on the team. Rugby The WLCJ Alpine Ski Team has Following on-snow slalom and giant dryland training for the 1985 sialom timetrials, a team of8 women Football Men's basketball begun OCJAA ski series. Although actual and 8 men will be selected. WLG vs Waterloo WLCJ at Manitoba piace .Anyone still interested in trying out OOAA West October 2.7 at 2:00 p.m. October 25-27 tryouts will not take until (exhibition) early January, prospective team for the ski team must talk to team G W L TF A PT Seagram Stadium WLCJ at Ryerson members are obligated to work out manager Tom Arnott (ext.2! 85 or in Waterloo 6 5 1 0 115 41 10 with the team three times per week. the office beside the weight room in 6 5 1 0 106 68 10 Rugby November 3 McMaster Dryland workouts take place die Athletic Complex) on or before Western 6 4 2 0 156 47 8 WLCJ at Western (exhibition) Wednesdays, and Monday Oct.. 29 and be prepared to Gueiph 6 3 3 0 89 63 6 at 2:00 p.m. Mondays, October 27 5:30 to 7:00 p.m. out that Brock 6 1 5 0 18 112 2 Men's volieybali Thursdays from work evening. Laurier 6 0 6 0 22 175 0 Hockey WLCJ at Brock WLG vs Gueiph November 2 at 3:00 p.m. RESULTS October 25 at 7:30 p.m. McAlaster 27 Brock 3 Waterloo Arena Women's volleyball Gueiph 19 Laurier S WLG at Windsor CanAm Waterloo 18 Western 9 WLG vs McMaster November 2 and 3 October 2.7 at 7:00 p.m. Waterloo Arena Women's basketball Future Games WLCJ vs. Waterloo Saturday WLG at Western October 31 at 3:00 p.m. October 31 at 7:30 p.m. Athletic Complex Gueiph at Brock Laurier at Western Waterloo at McMaster

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