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Proposed Memorial Gateway—Montgomery Athletic Field— To be Erected by the Classes of Nineteen Hundred Ten and Nineteen Hundred Eleven Drawn by Wiard, from Plan of Til ton, Architect, New York Ju (Enutmrmnraltint of tljr iEiftiPilj Attuturraaru ilf tl)C Hegittnutg o f tlta (Ciuil H ar Sbrur Jlaiiro arr Jlnarribeh © K f t t c a S M . © Extracts from the Address at Memorial Stone Dedication Exercises
DR. CAMDEN M. COBERN, ’76 The Honor Roll Of Allegheny Civil War Heroes ‘‘It was a great thought of a recent graduate that this monument should be erected in the memory of those who went out from the college to fight for their country. Major William McKinley Captain A. D. Norris “ This is no new thing, to put up a stone of memory in honor of General P. A. Jones Captain J. W. Phillips heroes. We are placing here in memory of the heroes who went forth Major J. W. H. Reisinger Captain J. W. Smith in the years from ’61 to ’65 110 rock made by man, but a rock built by Colonel L. B. Duff First Lieut. Oscar Henning God—a piece of the rib of His universe worthy of those souls He has Captain Ira Ayer, Jr. Second Lieut. M. M. Phelps called to His heaven. There will be no time in the future when there Captain D. V. Derickson Second Lieut. H. L. Richmond will be any spot in Allegheny more sacred than this. Here the sons Captain S. B. Dick Brevet Lieut. George Norris and daughters of the college will come to learn the perennial lessons of Lieut. D. F. McKey pure patriotism and unselfish devotion. “ What mean ye by these stones? They represent a memorial, a Prof. L. B. Williams. sacrifice, an ideal. Here we come to build a memorial to those men who laid the foundation of a republic on granite that shall remain long Ashley, Alex. Mitchell, W. J. after the last brick shall he crumbled into dust. Birdsall, S. H. McFarland, Thomas “ It was a very different college in scholarship then. But I call Bole, R. C. Pickard, A. C. Chadwick, J. D. Pier, E. B. attention to the fact that there was a school here which stood for man hood and ideals. Those men would not pass all the studies of a first class Davis, Henry L. Pierce, D. A. high school now, hut they had learned the lessons of manhood and life. Espy, J. Boyd Pierce, J. N. This was a different country then from that of today, but it was their Henderson, Harvey Rockwell, C. F. Henderson, J. J. Stubbs, R. N. country and for it they went out to die. In this memorial we find a Henderson, E. H. Stuntz, J. H. recognition of the fact that religion and patriotism go together. Harper, Chas. Williams, A. L. ‘We remember what this rock stands for. Not only that the black Hill, Alvin White, J. G. man was made free, but far more. It means that these men gave a new Hosmer, John White, S. T. definition of the constitution; it means that these men gave a new mean Kinniff, Jeremiah Wright, G. W. ing to the flag there: it means that these men gave the world a new idea of what American patriotism is. It means, too, a new idea of brother Soldiers’ Memorial Committee hood, chivalry and manhood. W. N. Ridge R. R. Ross “ These men might have become famous as teachers, scholars, paint John J. Henderson Ida M. Tarbell ers, preachers, lawyers, or in many other lines, hut they went out to W. C. Wilson fight for their country. To write an Iliad is not so great as to live one; to paint a picture is not so great as to lift tlie Hag above a nation united after deadly strife. “ Mlien the stars shall he blotted out of the abyss, the names of these men shall reign high in the heaven of eternity.” There are tears in the ink with which we write these words, as we look upon the results of the labor of our hands. We began the task with high hopes of making The Kaldron, Volume 23, the best book ever issued; we finish it con scious of our failure in many respects. For the news of the Allegheny year we refer you to the Campus; for its belles lettres, to The Xciv Lit; for its wit and humor, to Whiskers. Professional ethics demands that we do not en croach upon the domain of these, our contempor aries. /Is a pictorial book of remembrance; as a record of the significant events of the year at Old Allegheny, we present this book, and make our best bow. 1 ^ 0 A T I- y v u A ' c a J ^ . THE EDITORS. / ify p l t E
T o Hamnett
Hamnett, whose venerable form and face Twas ours to see who came in later days, And thy sage words to hear, this is thy praise: As full of .veal’s thy life was full of grace. Long time of toil to pause for rest gave place; Day turned to evening without sunset haze; In Memoriam Thou heard’st the songs of joy the ransomed raise, Dr. Jonathan Hamnett, A.B., A.M. William Reynolds, A.M., was born D.D., was born January 10, 1816, in in the city of Meadville in 1820. He And seized thy crown, a winner of life’s race. what was then the borough of Pitts entered Allegheny College at the age Thy work remains; thy presence still we feel, of fourteen, and was graduated in burg. in 1835 he entered the prepara As when thy feet these dear-loved ways still trod; tory department of Allegheny College, 1837. A lth ough he w as adm itted to during the administration of Dr. Mar the bar in 1841, he practically gave And still as then thy life to us dotli say: gin Ruter. He was graduated in 1839. up the profession of law and spent Quit you like men; be strong; want not in zeal; his time in business pursuits. From After preaching for six years, he Live true to self, your fellow, and your God; returned to Allegheny College in 1853 to 1864 he w as president of the 1845 as assistant professor, associated Atlantic and Great Western Railroad, And bring the world toward the better day.” with Dr. Barker. For some time he now known as the Erie Railroad. was professor of Latin and then of Mr. Reynolds was a member of the Mathematics and Astronomy. In Board of Trustees of Allegheny Col 1884 he was made Librarian and Em lege for several years. He had been eritus Professor of Philosophy, in intimately connected with the school 1906 retiring from active w ork in the from the time since he entered. At college. He thus lived to see the the time of his death, on January 10, progress of the college in its early 1911, he had the honor of being the struggles and in its later achieve oldest alumnus of the college, a dis ments. On A ugust 29, 1910, he passed tinction he had held for many years away at his home in Meadville, after and he ranked as one of the seven seventy-five years of association with oldest graduates of the educational Allegheny College. institutions of the United States. H arvey H e n d e r s o n ...... A lle g h e n y
W illia m T h o m a s ...... M ead ville
J o h n J . H e n d e r so n , L L .D ...... M ea d v ille
T heodore L . F lood, D.D., LL.D ...... M ead ville
J o n a t h a n H a m n e t t , D .D * ...... M ead ville
W illia m S. F o ltz...... N ew C astle
R ev. J o se ph H o rner, D .D , L L .D ...... P ittsb u r g R ev. J o seph W . M ile s, D .D ...... G reensb u rg J o h n C. B a r d a l l Moundsville, W. Va. F r a n k A . A r t e r ...... C lev ela n d , 0 . J a m e s P . C o l t e r ...... M ea d v ille J a m e s W . K in n e a r ...... Pittsburg Gorton B . C h a s e ...... G reen v ille R ev. T h o m a s II. W oodring, D .D ...... T aren tu m R ev . A n d r e w C. E l l is, D.D Oil City R ev. W illia m II. C raw ford, D.D , L L .D ...... M ead ville J o h n E . R igg, M .D ...... Wilkinsburg Board of Trustees E dw ard A p p l e y a r d Jamestown, N. Y. W e sley B . B e s t ...... M ead ville R ev. T h o m a s N . B o yle, D .D ...... C ra fto n J e sse C. M cD o w e l l ...... P ittsb u r g J o h n V . R it t s ...... B u tle r C h a r l es M il l e r ...... F r a n k lin J o h n S . C r a ig ...... A lle g h e n y A u s t in B l a k e s l e e D u B o is R ev. N oble G. M iller, D .D ...... Blairsville T r u m a n D . C o l l in s ...... N eb rask a A . M. S cHo y e r ...... P ittsb u r g N el so n A . R i s t ...... D a w so n F r a n k A . ARTHUR ...... President J o h n J. H e n d e r so n ...... Vice-President J o h n J . C a r t e r ...... T itu sv ille e v c o n a l d J a m es P. Co lter ...... Secretary R . J. C. M D ...... N ew C astle A r t h u r L . B a t e s ...... M ea d v ille Executive Committee S im p so n S. F o r d ...... Cleveland, 0. W illiam H. Cr a w fo r d ...... Chairman R obert B . W a r d ...... P ittsb u r g J am es P. C o lter ...... Secretary C. E . W e l c h Westfield, N. Y. F r a n k A . A rter B ish o p J a m e s M. T Ho b u r n ,D.D , L L .D ...... M ea d v ille W esley B . B est A n d r e w C. E ll is S arah B . C o c h r a n ...... D a w so n Treasurer of the College R ev. R obert M. F r e sh w a t e r , D .D ...... Cleveland, 0. Geo. D. T h o m a s, M. D. 'D ece a se d . Cleveland Alumni Association
C. P. L y n c h , ’8 6 ...... President A ddison C. W a id, ’0 1 ...... Secretary
Chicago Alumni Association
G. W. P l u m m e r , ’69 ...... President J u l iu s R . K l in e , ex-’82 ...... Secretary
Denver Alumni Association
W. D. A rchbold, ’5 6 ...... President D r . E lm er E. H i g l e y ...... Secretary
Seattle Alumni Association Allegheny College Alumni Association H o n . W . P. M cE l w a in , ’8 6 ...... President Executive Committee D r. J . P. M arlatt, ’82 ...... Secretary E. P. C ullom , ’8 2 ...... President « Cl e m e n t in e Ca l v in , ’82 ...... Vice President Los Angeles Alumni Association W. A. E lliott, ’89 ...... Seeretary-Treasurer M ary T. H eydrick S. P. S cR ie k , '96 D r. C h a s . E. L ocke, ’8 0 ...... President E ditH R o w ley, ’05 W . A . W il so n , ’91 R. R. R u s se l l , ’08 ...... Secretary
New York Alumni Association Boston Alumni Association
W. C. W il so n . ’80 ...... President H . R . H a rper, ’10 ...... President I da M. T arbell, ’80 ...... Seeretary-Treasurer G eo. A . A k er so n ...... Secretary
Pittsburg Alumni Association Baltimore Alumni Association
G eorge H. L am b, ’85 ...... President J o h n N e f f ...... President J. L. W eldon, ex - ’0 8 ...... Secretary L et tie L. J o h n st o n ...... Vice-President C. A l p h o n se W ilso n , ’06 ...... Treasurer f r a n k T . S tockton ...... Secretary Degrees Conferred June 22, 1910 jj Doctor of Divinity Master of Arts r ev. Philip Kraus Vera Bash Rev. Charles Miner Miller Stanley Bright Rev. William Arthur Shanklin Jessie Frances Fitch Rev. Arthur Staples Charles A. Hartung Frances L. LaBounty Master of Science—Ralph E. Irwin Bachelor of Arts Grover Charles Andrews Heber Reece Harper Clarence Dewitt Baker Bernice Gertrude Hatch Margaret Hyde Beebe Louis Max Hickernell Ethel Miller Berry Albert Barker Hines Lena Rosalia Bly Grace Alberta Howard Reuben Earl Boyd Julia Martha Jones Frederic Bright Rose M. Kauffman John Howard Broadbent Harold Henry Lamb Edith Elizabeth Burchard Martha May Lewis William Wright Burt Ellen Leone McLean Nellie Margaret Campbell Mabel Grace McLean Sophia Bell Campbell Samuel Laverne Maxwell Louise Chase Grace Hattie Miller George Criswell, Jr. Walter Leslie Morgan Dale Forest Croasmun Helen Grace Murray Jessamine Blanche DeHaven Caroline Parsons Michael Angelo DeVitis Joseph DuShane Piper Helen Amelia Dungan Maud Alice Pratt Hazel Emery Samuel Y. Rossiter William Gustaf Fixel Floy A. Seymour John Warner Fox Alice Mae Strickland James Reid Gahan William Arthur Swick Emma Aline Gillett Roy II. Uhlinger Harley Nathan Gould Elmer Harrison Wilds Joseph LeRoy Grandey Frederick George Willey Lottie Shirley Hammett Russell Raymond Yost Bachelor of Science Wendell Phillipp Ball Essex Penman Ethel Miller Berry Roy Lavere Phillips Howard Davison Hilborn Harry Gaillard Riblet Claire Newton Jones Clifford Edmund Smock WILLIAM T. DUTTON, C.E. B 0II, 4>BK Professor of Mathematics and Civil Engineering C.E., D artm outh C ollege, 1878; Professor of Mathematics and Vice- Principal, Cumberland Valley State Normal School, 1881-86; Professor of Mathematics, Edinboro State Normal School, 1886-go; present position, 1890; A ctin g President, 1909-10.
W. A. ELLIOTT, L.H.D. 4>A0, BK Professor of Greek Language and Literature A .B ., A lle g h en y C ollege, 1889; A.M ., A lle gh en y C ollege, 1892; L.H .D ., D ickinson C ollege, 1902; A m erican School of Classical Studies, Athens, 1894-95; Principal Prepara tory School, Allegheny College, 1889- 92; Professor of Latin and Greek, 1892-94; Member American Philolo gical Association; Member Archaeol ogical Institute of America; Regis trar, 1895-1907; V ice President, 1907- 09; present position, 1893.
CLARENCE FRISBEE ROSS, A.M.
GUY E. SNAVELY, Ph.D. S. S. SWARTLEY, A.M. 4>rA d’BK Professor of Romance Languages and Literature; Registrar. Instructor in English. A.B., University of Pennsylvania, A.B.,Johns Hopkins University, 1905; S.T.B ., Boston U niversity, 1908; 1901; Ph.D ., 1908; M aster of Latin A.M ., Boston U niversity, 1909; Stu and Mathematics, The Nautical Aca dent in the Curry School of Expres demy, Easton, Md., 1901-02; Associate sion, Boston, 1905-07; M aster in E n g Principal, Milton Academy, Balti lish, Harrisburg Academy, Harris more, 1902-05; Student at the A lli burg, Pennsylvania, 1908-10; present ance Francaise, Paris, Summer of position, 1910. 1905; M em ber of M odern L anguage Association of America; Member So- cietie des Anciens Textes, (Francais); Instructor in Latin and French, 1906; A ssistant P rofessor of French, 1907; R egistrar, 1908; P rofessor of French, 1909; present position, 1910. H. A. TREXLER, Ph.B. CHARLES E. DECKER, A.M. Acting Professor of History and v — E conom ics. Ph.B., Bellevue C ollege, 1906; U ni Acting Professor of Biology and Ge versity of Chicago, 1906-7, 1910; P ro ology. fessor of History and Economics, A.B., Northwestern University, Hardin College for Young Women, 1906; A.M ., U n iversity of Chicago, M issouri, 1907-09; Special W o rk , U ni 1907; Temporary Instructor in Ge versity of M issouri, 1908-09; U niversi ology, Northwestern University, ty at Bonn am Rhein, 1909-10; present F irst Sem ester, 1908-09; Instructor in position, 1910. Physiography, University of Chicago, Spring Q uarters, 1908-09; F ellow of the American Association for the Ad vancement of Science; Instructor in B io lo gy and G eology, 1909; present position, 1910. HAZEL J. BULLOCK, A.B. 4>BK Instructor in French. A.B., Allegheny College, 1009; In structor in Cattaragus, N. Y., High School, 1909-10; present position, 1910.
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E D W A R D J. S T E W A R T ATO Director of Athletics. Scio College, 1895-7; Western Re serve University, 1897-1901; Mount Union College, 1902; Coach and Quarterback of Massillon Tigers (F ootb all), 1903-04-05-06; Canton J. F R A N K S A Y R E F. L E E M I C K L E Athletic Club Basket Ball Team, Laboratory Assistant in Biology Laboratory Assistant in Chemistry 1905-06; Coach of A th letics, M ount Union C ollege, 1907-08; Coach of Basketball, Purdue University, 1908- 09; present position, 1909.
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EDITH ROWLEY, A.B. ©2 Librarian A.B., Allegheny College, 1905; Al bany L ib rary School, 1905-06; A s sistant Librarian, Allegheny College, 1906-07; present position, 1907.
ANDREW MORFORD Superintendent of Grounds and Buildings Official Calendar
1911. April 24, Monday—Founders’ Day, a holiday. 18, Sunday, 10:45 a. m.— Baccalaureate Sermon. 19, Monday, 2 :00 p. m.—Class Day Exercises. 4:00 p. in.— Annual Meeting of the l’hi Beta Kap pa Society. 7 :30 p. m.— l ’hi Beta Kappa Address. 9:00 j). m.—President’s Reception. 20, Tuesday, 9 :00 a. m.— Annual Meeting of the Board of Trus tees. 1 :00 p. in.—Meeting of the Alumni Association. Annual Dinner. 4:00 p. m.— Organ Recital. 7 :30 p. m.— Commencement Concert. 21, Wednesday, 9:30 a. m.—Commencement Exercises. SUMMER VACATION. Sept. 19, Tuesday—First Term Begins. 18, 19, Monday and Tuesday—Entrance Examinations. 19, Tuesday—Registration of New Students. 20, Wednesday—Registration of Old Students. 21, Thursday, 8 :00 a. m.— Recitations Begin. 30, Thursday—Thanksgiving Day, a holiday. Dec. 22, Friday, 1 2 :30 p. m.—Recitations Close.
CHRISTMAS RECESS. 1912. Jan. 10, Wednesday, 8:00 a. m.—Recitations Resumed. 26-Feb. 2.—First Term Examinations. Feb. 2, Friday, 4:00 p. m.— F irst Term Ends. 6, Tuesday—Second Term Begins. Registration of Students. 22, Thursday—Washington’s Birthday, a holiday. The College Dinner. April 5, Friday, 12:30—Recitations Close. SPRING RECESS. 16, Tuesday, 8:00 a. m.—Recitations Resumed. 24, Wednesday—Founders’ Day, a holiday. June 19, Wednesday—Commencement. The Presidents’ Club
President Arter Board of Trustees President Crawford Allegheny College President Barkley...... Class of 11)11 ; Athletic Association President Leitzel...... Class of 1912 President Dotterrer...... Class of 1913 President Wicks...... Class of 1914 President H ilborn Y. M. C. A.; College Council President Stewart...... Athletic Board President Weeter...... Oratorical Association President Robinson...... Publicity Committee President Fisher...... Thoburn Club President Mickle Scientific Club President Kennedy...... Duzer Du President Hillman...... Y . W. C. A. President Smith...... Hidings Discipline Board President Loane Girls’ Athletic Association President Preston...... Klee-O-Kleet Young Men's Christian Association Young Women’s Christian Association Officers Officers Claire E. Hilborn...... Gertrude h illman...... President John W. Barkley...... Vice-President Lucy Loane...... Vice-President Ross B. Litten...... •June Shires...... Secretary Willard F. Maxwell...... Treasurer Ruth Dorworth ...... Treasurer Chairmen of Committees Bends of Committees Mollie Bassett...... Bible Study Clarence C. F isher...... ■•...... Jean MacKenzie...... Missions Mary Sowash...... Social Bessie Emery...... Music Arthur C. Nodine...... Marguerite Shelmadine...... Devotional Melvin E. Morse...... Neighborhood Work Lucy Loane...... Membership Barbara Deane...... Social Service ♦Resigned. Ruth Dorworth ...... Finance Katherine Wheeling Cabinet Reporter v iola Simpson...... Nominations Muza Anchors...... Intercollegiate Student Volunteer Band
Henry S. Leitzel...... President Katherine Wheeling...... Seeretary-Treasurer Members
Professor H. A. Trexler Paul M. Hillman Gertrude Hillman Henry S. Leitzel Anna C. Sprouse Katherine Wheeling Honorary
Bishop James M. Thoburn Bishop Merriman C. Harris Kaldron Editorial Board
Andrew J. Nelson...... Editor-in-Chief Lucy E. Loane...... Associate Editor Bess Metcalf...... ^ Ida f Preston...... Gilbert W. Mead...... Assistant Editors Robert W. Thomas...... Ross B. Litten ...... Henry S. Leitzel...... Business Manager
Kaldron Electoral Board
Charles M. W hite Helen M. Bond Claire E. hilborn Bess Metcalf Clarence C. Fisher Campus Editorial Board
Paul M. H illm an...... Editor-in-Chiei Thomas Hughes...... Assistant Editoi
Associatc Editors Ida M. Preston Ernest J. Hall Charles S. Miller •/. S. Robinson Reporters W. F. Maxwell Marguerite Shelmadine Helen M. Bond Victoria M. Lord C. E. hilborn Business Manager
Campus Competition Committee
W. A. Elliott Dr. O. P. Akers Prof. S. S. Swart ley
Allegheny College Publicity Committee
J. S. Robinson ...... President E. J. Stewart ...... Athletic News Reporters J. S. Robinson—Cleveland Leader, Cleveland Plain Dealer. P. M. Hillman—Pittsburg Gazette-Times. H. M. Weeter—Tri-State Bureau. C. S. Miller—Meadville Messenger. B. B. Breckenridge—Meadville Tribune. ORATORY
The Allegheny Literary Monthly Editorial Board
J. W. Barkley...... Editor-in-Chief John 11. Moore...... Business Manager Intercollegiate Oratorical Contest Associate Editors g W. Mead Ida F. Preston Pittsburgh, Pa., May 5th, 1911 J. F. Sayre Contestants Raymond L. Archer...... University of Pittsburgh ‘‘The Need of Respect for Law.” Y. M. C. A. and Y. W . C. A Edward A. Hirschman University of Wooster “ The Vindication of a Nation.” Students’ Manual Charles E. Vogel ...... Allegheny College ‘‘The Court and the Child.” Robert W. Thomas...... Editor and Manager Frank T. Cartwright*...•...... Ohio Wesleyan University Eva E. McKinney...... Y. W . C. A. Editor ‘‘The Cost of Industrial Greed.” ♦Winner. <2>yzAiAiARorAg) ItgjjjfE?
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Debate University of Pittsburgh, March 17, 1911. Resolved, 1 hat the federal government should impose an income Ford Memorial Chapel, March 17, 1911. lax not levied among the states according to population. Constitution Resolved, That the federal government should impose an income ality conceded. tax not apportioned among the states according to population. Consti UNIV. OF PITTSBURG ALLEGHENY tutionality conceded. AFFIRMATIVE NEGATIVE ALLEGHENY WOOSTER UNIVERSITY B. E. George paUL M. Hillman AFFIRMATIVE NEGATIVE R. H. Wettoch R. W. Thomas J. W. Barkley W. C. Richards h. R. Allison j. r . McGowan H. R. Hunt K. E. Barton Affirmative winners. W. E. Sheffer R. D. Workman Wakefield Oratorical Contest Affirmative winners. Ford Memorial Chapel, February 9, 1911 Oratorical Association Prize ...... $50.00 Executive Committee W inner...... Charles E. Vogel H. M. Weeter ...... President Contestants F. h . Callahan ...... Secretary Paul M. Hillman Perry A. Beck H. R. Hunt ...... Treasurer Henry S. Leitzel James Reed Prof. S. S. Swartley ...... Debating Coach Virgil Calvin Ernest J. Hall Alice Huntington Spalding Prof. F. C. Lockwood Charles E. Vogel James S. Wicks Executive Committee Andrew J. Nelson...... Chairman Lucy E. Loane...... Secretary Ida F. Preston...... Treasurer Dr. F. C. Lockwood Edith Rowley Membership Roll Honorary
Miss Ida M. Tarbell Executive Board. Associate Dr. F. C. Lockwood Charles F. Lewis Clarence C. F isher...... Chairman Prof. H. A. Trexler Miss Alice H. Spalding Bess Metcalf...... Secretary Prof. S. S. Swartley Miss Edith Rowley C. L. Lore...... Member-at-Large F. L. LaBounty Miss Nellie Campbell Members Elected G. J. Allgier Lucy Loane John W. Barkley Lucy E. Loane F. O. Amon C. L. Lore F. Howard Callahan Willard F. Maxwell L. B. Angus . G. W. Mead Jennie M. Goodrich Gilbert W. Mead J. W. Barkley Bess Metcalf Florence M. Griswold Margaret E. Megirt Helen Dutton J. S. Robinson Claire E. hilborn Andrew J. Nelson C. C. Fisher W. E. Sheffer Gertrude Hillman Ida F. Preston J W. Frampton J. M. White Paul M. Hillm an J- Frank Sayre C. E. Hilborn S. A. Rea Thomas Hughes Clyde V. Sparling Gertrude Hillman Ruth Kelly Henry S. Leitzel Robert W. Thomas T. Hughes Jean McKenzie Elizabeth P. Ling Katherine E. Wheeling Louise Jordan Lovina Saeger Ross B. Litten Charles M. White H. T. Lavely Mary Smith Harry J. Wieler R. B. Litten C. M. W hite Editors and Managers Helen M. Bond Charles S. Miller Ernest J. Hall John II. Moore Victoria M. Lord Marguerite Slielmadine Jesse S. Robinson Harry M. Weeter Officers Nellie Campbell ...... President Grace Prenatt ...... Vice-President Louise Jordan ...... Secretary Virgil Calvin ...... Treasurer
Ex-Officio Members F. Lee Mickle...... President Dr. G. A. Mulfinger Prof. S. B. Churchill Bess E m ery...... Secretary Miss Nellie Campbell H. M. W eeter...... Treasurer Honorary Members M. E. Morse...... Librarian Mrs. Phillip Kraus Mrs. Grene Members Mrs. Philip Kraus M iss Rosalie Bork Dr. O. P. Akers H. R. Hunt Prof. Grene Prof. Harrison Trexler Wilhelmina M. Anderson Win. Haine Elected Members Mereedith Allen Prof. R. E. Hendershot Hazel J. Bullock Prof. Edwin Lee G. J. Allgier Edna Miller O. P. Bodenhorn Hr. Chas. J. Ling Ruth Baldwin Fawn McDonald F. H. Callahan F. L. Mickle Ethel Bayard Grace Prenatt B. W. David M. E. Morse James Bortz Adelaide Render Prof. C. E. Decker Ellen H. Olson Berdeen Braymer D. G. Richey Una K. Duffy J. A. M. Stewart Banks Breckenridge Andrew Rosenberger L. M. Davis I. R. Stidger Virgil Calvin Lovina Saeger Bess Emery A. A. Swanson W. F. Dalzell Frank Sayre Emma Edson Ethel Salmon Florence Donliu W. E. Sheffer H. J. Gordon J. F. Sayre Jennie Goodrich Lottie Smith H. H. Hamman H. M. Weeter Ernest Hall Mary Smith C. W. Hasely Myra Willson IT. II. Hamman Irene Snearline F. K. Herpel W. H. Wells Helen Harper Clyde Sparling Louise Jordan Sadie Van Hoesen Jean Mackenzie Margaret West TT. J. Wieler r M THOBURN ] o r L. CLU B_J ♦
Officers C. E. H ilborn...... President O. C. F isher...... President Beulah M. Grauel. .Secretary R, B. Litten...... Secretary Members C. L. N evins...... Treasurer C. M. White (’. E. Hilborn Honorary Member >T. S. Robinson C. C. Fisher Bishop James Mills Thoburn C. E. Hinckley F . 0 . Amon L. C. Harris Members A. J. Nelson J. M. White C. S. Smith Dr. C. M. Cobern H . S. Leitzel II. B. Storer F. K. Ilerpel Dr. W. H. Crawford Paul Lindberg Beulah Grauel Viola Simpson Dr. F. C. Lockwood R. B. Litten Mary Smith Katherine Wheeling Dr. G. A. Mulfinger W. F. Maxwell Mary Patterson Ixmise Jordan Prof. S. S. Swartley A. J. Nelson Berdeen Braymer Adelaide Render L. B. Angus C. L. Nevins D. J. Blasdell R. W. Riggs Faculty Members J. A. Bortz I B. Shoup Dr. Akers Dr. Ling F. H. Callahan C. S. Smith L. E. Elbel C. V. Sparling C. C. Fisher H. B. Storer Hulings Hall Student Govern J. W. Frampton J. D. VanHorn L. C. Harris J. M. W hite ment Board P. M. Hillm an J. S. Wicks J. G. Lane H. J. Wieler Mary Smith ...... President Associate Members Bess M. M etcalf...... Vice-President Lucy E. Loane...... Secretary-Treasurer H. Butcher O. J. Rishel Junior Members II. C. Thomas June Shires Nellie Bollman Sophomore Member Beulah Grauel Mephistopheles Club
Established 4004 B. C. 5*351:7 Chapter, established 1910 Colors—Smoke and Brimstone. Motto—II. I. H. A. Y? Imps' Incantation Rah! Chalk! Jay! Hawk! Me— phis—to— phe— le s! Patron Demons Demon Edith 492&36 Demon Francis !& :97:56 Demons in Quill Demon Francis “97:56 Demon Gilbert ;3&9 Demon Andrew :3 ?89 : Demon Harry 233534 Demon John “ *4e&36 Demon John -.9943 Demon Edith 492136 Demon Gertrude —8!! :&: Demon Lucy !9& :3 Demon Helen “ 9:* Demon Claire —-81“ 94: Demon Ida 043$59: Demon Frank $&643 Demon Victoria &94! Athletic Association
Officers J. W. Barkley...... President R. B. L itten...... ■...... Secretary-T reasurer N. R. Moore...... Delegate-at-Large
Managers of Teams W. B. C raig...... Football H. T. L avely...... Basket Ball C. C. Grant...... Base Ball C. M. W hite...... Track
Captains of Teams H. T. Lavely...... p 00t Ball H. D. Firestone Basket Ball W. E. A bbott...... Baseball C. E. H illiorn...... Track
Faculty Athletic Committee Coach E. J. Stewart Prof. W. T. Dutton Prof. Edwin Lee
Tennis Association
J. W. Mates...... President C. N. More...... Seeretary-Treasurer
Block A Club
Elected from Foot Ball
Wesley E. Abbott Louis L. Hawk Stewart S. Townsend Edwin P. Kennedy Charles Dotterrer Horace T. Lavely Harry J. Wieler Doyle H. Leffel William Sheffer Ivan R. Stidger Benjamin II. Ball Seth T. Perley T. Dudley Ballinger Lawrence T. Miller Oscar II. Bodenhom Frank C. Johnson Warren B. Cole William B. Craig William Dotterrer Nelson Ii. Moore Elected from Basket Ball
Harry D. Firestone Paul Thomas Louis L. Hawk N. L. Ramsey Max C'roasman Paul Lindberg James W. Mates Horace T. Lavely Doyle II. Leffel
Elected from Base Ball
Harry D. Firestone Leonard C. Harris Louis L. Hawk Charles Lore Welden R. Grant Charles Grant Wesley E. Abbott Bruce W. David Elected from Track
T. Dudley Ballinger Ivan R. Stidger Harry E. Barstow John D. VanHorn Joseph S. De Young Ernest C. Whitney Claire E. Hilborn Leroy Peterson Charles B. Winn Edwin P. Kennedy W alter L. Kulp William Dotterrer Benjamin II. Ball Warren B. Cole •LOUIE” HAWK, ’13 Captain-elect Left-end
The Team
Hawk ...... Left End Kennedy-Sheffer Left Tackle C. Dotterrer Left Guard Abbott ...... Center Ball-Weiler Right Guard Brigham ...... Right Tackle Townsend ...... Right Forward Lavely (Captain) Right Half Back Perley-Johnston ;Left Half Back W. Dotterrer...... Right Full Back Miller ...... Left Full Back Substitutes Cole, Zelwis, Hendricks, Pearson, Bodenhorn, Ballinger, Shields. “WES." ABBOTT, ’12 JACK BRIGHAM, ’12 “EP.” KENNEDY, *11 “ BU GS” M ILLER , ’14 Center Right Tackle Ex-Captain Left Tackle Fullback
“SETH” PERLEY, ’13 BILL" DOTTERRER, ’13 TOWNSEND, ’13 JOHNSON, ’14 Halfback Fullback Right End Halfback BEN BALL, ’13 CHUCK" DOTTERRER, ’14 Right Guard L eft Guard
COACH STEWART CRAIG, ’11 M anager The Schedule
October 8—Allegheny 17, Hiram 5. October 15— Allegheny 22, Geneva 0. October 22—Allegheny 6, Grove City 6. •November 5—Allegheny 27, Carnegie Tech 0. •xNovember 8—Allegheny 1, Westminster 0. •November 12— Allegheny 6, Buchtel 12.
♦Games played aw ay from home. xForfeited to Allegheny by League.
BILL SHEFFER, ’12 WIELER, ’13 Left Tackle Left Tackle Basket Ball
The Team
Firestone (Captain) ...... Right Guard Thomas ...... Left Guard Hawk ...... Center Croasman Right Forward Mates-Ramsey-Lindberg ...... Left Forward • * Nichols-C. Dotterrer ...... Substitutes
The Schedule
January 7—Allegheny 30, Carnegie Technical School 20. January 13—Allegheny 48, Buchtel 20. January 17— Allegheny 33, Hiram 26. January 27—Allegheny 25, Oherlin 23. February 21—Allegheny 40, St. Lawrence University 15. February 23*—Allegheny 36, Kenyon 17. February 24*—Allegheny 13, Ohio State University 20. February 25*—Allegheny 32, Carnegie Tech 13. March 11*—Allegheny 20, Oherlin 19. March 18—Allegheny 16, Ohio Wesleyan University 18. March 24— Allegheny 36, Kenyon 13. 'Games played away from home. Base Ball
The Team Abbott (Captain) ...... Catcher H awk...... j Lore | Pitchers B a ll...... J Lavely ...... First Base Townsend ...... Second Base F iresto n e...... Short Stop ™ obi irn ...... I ....Third Base W eidle...... ^ Meek Left Field Galbraith...... Middle Field Hendricks...... Case Right Field
The Schedule xApril 25—Allegheny 5, Edinboro Normal 4. April 29—Allegheny 3, Carnegie Tech 0. •May 3—Allegheny 6, W. Va. Wesleyan 3. •M ay 4— Allegheny 0, W . Va. Wesleyan 5. •May 5—Allegheny 7, University of W. Va. 17. •May 6— Allegheny 6, University of W. Va. 19. May 15—Allegheny 11, Grove City 5. •May 25—Allegheny —, Hiram —. •May 26—Allegheny —, Buchtel —. •May 27—Allegheny —, Mt. Union —. May 30—Allegheny —, Keio University, Japan, —. June 19—Open home date. June 20—Open home date. xPractice game. ♦Games played aw ay from home. <&<£PJ=I^EZC£%G) Track and Field
The Team 100 yd. Dash—220 yd. Dash—Perley, Peterson. 440 yd. Dasli—Weeter, Iiilborn, Peterson. 880 yd. Dash—Iiilborn, Herpel, Van Horn. Mile Run—Van Horn, Herpel. Two Mile Run—Winn, Sayre, Hall, Fitzgerald. 120 yd. High Hurdles—Stidger, Hawk. 220 yd. Low Hurdles—Stidger, Riggs. High Jump—Zelwis, Stidger, Osthaus. Broad Jump—Zelwis, Kulp. Pole Vault—Osthaus, Whitney, Wells. Shot Put— C. Dotterrer, L. .Miller, W. Dotterrer. Discus—C. Dotterrer, W. Dotterrer, Kulp. Hammer Throw—Ball, Small, C. Dotterrer. Relay—Van Horn, Iiilborn, Peterson, Perley, Weeter, Herpel. The Schedule May 20—Dual meet, Allegheny 69, University of Rochester 57, at Meadville. June 3—Annual Intercollegiate meet of Western Pennsylvania and West Virginia League, at Grove City. Track and Field Record 100-Yard Dash—10 see...... G. R. Clark, ’08 F. C. Stewart, ’09 D. F. Croasman, ’10 220-Yard Dash— 22 1-5 sec...... P. Mitchell, ’05 440-Yard Dash—51 1-5 sec...... 1). Croasmun, ’10 880-Yard Run—2 min. 3 4-5 sec...... C. E. H ilborn, ’11 1-Mile Run— 1 min. 43 2-5 sec...... W. E. Thomas, ’08 2-Mile Run—11 min. 28 sec...... C. B. Winn, ’13 120-Yard High Hurdles—17 4-5 sec...... I. R. Stidger, ’11 220-Yard Low Hurdles—27 sec...... I. R. Stidger ’11 Running Broad Jump—20 ft. 5 in...... W. L. Kulp, ’]] Running High Jump—5 ft. 6 in...... I. R. Stidger, ’11 Pole Vault—9 ft. 9 in...... Ned Osthaus, ’12 16-Lb. Shot Put—37 ft. 6 in...... A. B. Hines, ’10 16-Lb. Hammer Throw—114 ft...... A. B. Hines, ’10 Discus Throw—118 ft...... A. B. Hines’, ’10 Girls’ Athletic Association Allegheny College Band
The Team W. H. Fegely. .. . .Leader Mollie A. Bassett ...... Right Forward H. D. Firestone Manager ...... Left Forward Bess M. M e tc a lf...... Clarinets J. Merrill White Rodney D. Hosier X. LeRoy Ramsey ...... Right Guard Margaret Seitz ...... Harry D. Firestone Fred J. Mechlin Maurice M. Lord Edith De Land, (Captain) ...... Cornets Barbara Deane-Jeanette Robinson ...... Walter H. Fegely Harrison A. Askey James H. Graham The Schedule Altos March 25—Allegheny 8, Geneva 3. Willard F. Maxwell Ernest J. Hall Officers Trombones Lucy L o a n e ...... President Leonard 0. Carlson Harold J. Gordon Clarence C. Case Mollie Bassett ...... Vice-President Bess Emery ...... Secretary Baritone W esley G. Hayes Sumner E. Nichols Nellie Bollman ...... Treasurer Bess M etcalf...... Basket Ball Manager Bass Florence Bacon ...... Assistant Basket Ball Manager Pedro O. Ramirez Oma S to n e r ...... Tennis Manager Snare Drum Bass Drum Mary Sowash ...... Assistant Tennis Manager Leonard C. Harris H. Floyd Ramsey f
Glee and Mandolin Association James Andrew Bortz Manager Combined Clubs Harry Waithe Manville...... Director Leonard C. Harris...... Leader Glee Club Sumner A. Nichols...... Leader Mandolin Club J. A. Bortz...... Soloist W. H. Fegely ...... Accompanist L. C. H arris...... Reader Glee Club First Tenor L. C. Harris w. F. Maxwell C. L. Nevins R . B. Litten Second Tenor W. H. Wells i. b . Shoup E. S. Weidle M. E. Morse C. E. Hinckley J . A. Bortz First Bass S. J. Brigham T. Thoburn F. K. Herpel G. H. Davison Second Bass R. D. Brigham II. J . Gordon J. S. DeYoung F. II. Callahan J. H. Graham Page Seventy-one Mandolin Club First Mandolin S. E. Nichols K. C. Miller W. F. Maxwell W. M. Small Guitar A. C. Nodine C. S. Smith Second Mandolin J. B. Hutchinson R. \V. Thomas H. J. Gordon s c u a tm c r Itinerary Meadville, Stone Church...... Linesville, High School...... Pittsburg, North Side High School...... New Castle, M. E. Church...... Youngstown, Trinity M. E. Church...... Sharon, First M. E. Church...... Franklin, Court H ouse ......
Erie, M. E. Church...... Greenville, Laird Opera House...... April 20 Warren, Ohio, High School...... April 21 Edinboro, Normal Hall...... April 29 Meadville, High School...... Geneva, M. E. C h u rch ...... Meadville, Ford Memorial Chapel......
Page Seventy-two Duzer Du The School for Scandal
Edwin P. Kennedy...... President Academy of Music, March 31, 1911. Claire E. Hilborn ...... Vice-President Miss Eliza Warren, Dramatic Coach Andrew J. Nelson ...... Secretary-Treasurer Cast of Characters Executive Stuff Sir Peter Teazle R. W. Thomas Manager...... C. E. Hilborn Sir Oliver Surface F. H. Callahan Chairman of Properties A. J. Nelson Joseph Surface A. C.Nodine Chairman of Costumes...... F. B. Trosh ( harles Surface...... Thomas Hughes Chairman of Advertising L. C. Harris Crabtree...... G. W. Mead Chairman of Rehearsals...... Willard Maxwell Sir Benjamin Backbite...... C. S. Smith ■11 embers Rowley...... c . L. Nevins Leonard C. Harris Claire E. Hilborn Moses...... w . F. Dalzell Andrew J. Nelson Willard Maxwell T rip b . F. Beisel Irwin D. Ford Thomas Hughes Snake d . R. Mayer Edwin P. Kennedy F. Brinton Trosh Careless...... c. E. Hilborn Jesse S. Robinson C. Alan Eekles Sir Harry Bumper...... j. rf. Taylor Elected 1911 M aria...... w . F. Maxwell Lyman B. Angus Clyde L. Nevins Lady Sneervvell...... Alan Eekles Ben F. Beisel Arthur C. Nodine Mrs. Candour...... R. L. Cullum F. Howard Callahan Robert W. Thomas Friends of Charles ) B- B- Breckenridge Rudolph L. Cullom Everett S. Weidle " ' ' I ...... II. J. Wieler Harry J. Wieler Servants...... M. E. Morse-11. II. Dennison Klee-O-Kleet
Ha Preston ...... President Lucy Loane...... Vice-President Elizabeth Ling ...... Secretary “ Les Romanesques” Bess M etcalf...... Treasurer Cast of Characters Executive Staff Sylvette ...... Ruth Dodd Dramatic Coach Miss Alice Colter Pereinet Margaret Virginia Beyer Manager ...... Miss Saeger Strafforel...... Jane Bertha Lockwood Chairmen of Costumes...... Misses Loane and Bond Bergam in...... Ida Florence Preston Chairman of Properties...... Miss Wheeling Pasquinot...... Clara Ronvaine Hutchinson Chairman of Advertising...... Miss Bassett B laise...... Ruth Frances Baldwin Chairmen of Decoration...... Misses Duffy and Bollman N otary...... Mollie Arnett Bassett Chairman of Rehearsals...... Miss Prestou f ...... Bessie May Metcalf ! Katherine Eleanor Wheeling Chairman of Programs...... Miss Dorworth Bourgeoise...... „ Chairman of Green Room...... Miss Kelly I .. .Ruth Elizabeth Dorworth Chairman of Ushers Miss Shelmadine Beulah Marie Grauel Chairman of Invitations...... Miss Ling Violinist ...... Elma White Chairman of Finance...... Miss Metcalf ...... Edna Yost Musicians. Members .Lovina Belle Saeger m , ( ...... Helen Margaret Bond Mollie Bassett Elizabeth Ling Torch Bearers J b Nell Bollman Lucy Loane \ ...... Rose Green Williams Helen Bond Bess Metcalf 1 Elizabeth Pauline Ling Ruth Dorworth Ida Preston Swordsmen | Barbara Leavenworth Deane Una Duffy Lovina Saeger 1 .. .Clara Frances Reithmiller Ruth Kelly Marguerite Shelmadine East Indians...... j Nellie May Bollman Katherine Wheeling / ...... Margaret Seitz Pan Hellenic Association
Officers H. T. Lavely...... President W. F. D alzell...... Secretary
Representatives l’hi Kappa P si...... W. B. Craig Phi Gamma D elta H. M. Weeter Delta Tail Delta H. T. Lavely Phi Delta Theta W. F. Dalzell Sigma Alpha Epsilon W. L. Kulp
Pan Heavenly Association
Officers Elizabeth L in g ...... President Ruth Dorworth...... Secretary Marguerite Shehnadine ...... Treasurer
Representatives Kappa Kappa Gamma...... Virginia Beyer Kappa Alpha Theta Dorothy Sansom Alpha Chi Omega Ruth Thomas V l
Other Greeks
Nellie Margaret Campbell...... Delta Chi Delta Jane Bertha Lockwood Delta Chi Delta Delta Chapter, Mount Union College. Daniel C. Meek...... Beta Theta Pi Mhnnnxn*) Theta Chapter, Ohio Wesleyan iamb Phi Beta Kappa
Eta Chapter of Pennsylvania, Chartered September 2, 1901
Officers
President William H. Crawford ...... President Hon. John J. Henderson...... Vice-President Professor William A. Elliott ...... Secretary Members Initiated in June, 1910 From the Senior Class
Margaret Hyde Beebe Harold Henry Lamb Ethel Miller Berry Samuel Laverne Maxwell Frederic Bright Floy A. Seymour Hazel Emery Elmer Harrison Wilds Rose M. Kauffman Russell Raymond Yost Annual Address, June 20, 1910 Professor J. Lawrence Laughlin Subject, “ Academic Impressions of Germany” Faculty Members
President William H. Crawford, D.D., L.L.D ...... Northwestern Professor William T. Dutton, C.E ...... Dartmouth Professor William A. Elliott, L.H.D., ’89 ...... Allegheny Professor Clarence F. Ross, A.M., ’91 ...... Allegheny Professor Frank C. Lockwood, Ph.D ...... Northwestern Professor Robert S. Breed, Ph.D ...... Amherst Professor George A. Mulfinger, Ph.D ...... Allegheny Professor Camden M. Cobern, Ph.D., Litt. D ...... Allegheny Professor Edwin Lee, M. Sc ...... Allegheny Professor Stanley S. Swartley...... University of Pennsylvania Miss Hazel J. Bullock...... Allegheny Penn. Beta Chapter, Established 1850, Nationally; 1855, Locally. Colors— Pink and Lavender. Publication— The Shield. Flower— Sweet Pea. YELL Hi! Hi! Hi! Phi Kappa Psi! Live ever, Die never, Phi Kappa Psi F rat res in Facilitate Pres. W. H. Crawford, D.D. L.L.D. Dr. C. M. Cobern, Ph.D., Litt. D. Fratres in Urbe Hon. Arthur L. Bates James W. Smith, Esq. Walter I. Bates Benjamin F. Miller •James P. Colter, Esq. Walter J. McClintock Manley O. Brown, Esq. James MeGunnegle Francis L. LaBounty Lewis L. Lord, Jr. C. C. Laffer, M. D. J. O. McClintock Frank C. MacLaughlin F. A. Skellie Frank P. Miller Bishop James M. Thoburn Fratres in Collegia 1911 E. P. Kennedy C. M. W hite W. B. Craig 1912 W. E. Abbott Paul Mc Kay C. N. More 1913 L. Leroy Peterson Evans McKay Karl R. Kightlinger C. Grover McNulty C. S. Hendricks C. Alan Eckels John D. Van Horn 1914 Newton Longfellow Maurice Lord Frank C. Richard .James S. Wicks Richard B. Kahle Benjamin R. Beisel Fred J. Mechlin ffYK-^T- rtR a rv g ) Phi Gamma Delta Fi Chapter, Established 1848, Nationally; 1860, Locally. Color— Royal Purple. Flower— Heliotrope. Publication— The Phi Gannna Delta. Fifty-seven Chapters. Twenty Graduate Chapters. YELL Hippi, Hippi, Hi! Rip Zip Zelta! Fiji, Ha, Ha! Phi Gamma Delta! Rah, Rah, Phi Gam! Rah, Rah, Delta! Rail, Rah, Phi Gam! Rah, Rah, Delta! Fratres in Facilitate R. S. Breed, Ph. D. Guy E. Snavely, Ph. I). Fratres in Urbr. Hon. John J. Henderson John J. Shryock L. A. Lauderhaugh, Esq. A. G. Richmond, Esq. Emory B. Flower, A. M. Hon. Frank J. Thomas S. P. Shiek H. C. Carroll, D. D. S. George F. Davenport, Esq. Harry W. Foster Capt. E. H. Henderson Wallace A. Wilson Harry Stone A. D. Andrews A. I. Eldred Fratres in Collcgio 1911 T. Dudley Ballinger John W. Barkley Harry M. Weeter Jesse S. Robinson Gilbert W. Mead 1912 Harold J. Gordon John A. M. Stewart Doyle H. Leffel Sumner E. Nichols 1913 William Dotterrer Clyde L. Nevins Seth T. Perley Max N. Croasmun Charles S. Miller 1914 John C. Pierson Paul W. Johnston Charles M. Dotterrer Everett S. W eidle Paul E. Thomas Theodore Thoburn T. W ilson Thoburn C. Sidney Burwell Delta Tau Delta Alpha Chapter, Established 1863 Colors— Purple, White and Gold. Flower— Pansy. Publications— Rainbow; The Choctaw. Fifty-five active chapters. Fratcr in Facilitate Frank C. Lockwood, Ph. D. F rat res in Urbc .John D. McCoy Geo. W. Porter E. A. Hempstead W alter G. Harper Col. Lewis Walker Geo. S. Davenport C. P. Woodring, M. D. Robert X. Brown W. D. Hamaker, M. D. Walter Dewey Frank F. Lippitt R. Carl Harper J. R. Andrews Otto H. Houser D. Arthur Gill Guy II. Lippitt E. Percy Cullum Harley D. Carpenter Wesley B. Best Leroy Mondereau E. T. Lashells, M. D. Charles T. Hamaker Ned Arden Flood Edward M. Hamaker Alfred J. Bates Roy L. Phillips F rat res in Collegia 1911 Warren B. Cole Bruce W. David 1912 Horace T. Lavely Oscar H. Bodenhorn Arthur Ruettgers Henry S. Leitzel John P. McClellan Chester A. Baum William Sheffer S. Harry Norton 1913 Cordon E. Hinckley Ernest J. Hall Howard H. Dennison Rodney D . Mosier C. Vergil Calvin 1914 Ira B. Shoup H. Floyd Ramsey Banks B. Breckenridge Harrison Askey Rudolph Cullum N. Leroy Ramsey Phi Delta Theta Penna. Delta Chapter, Established 1879 ( oiors— Argent and Azure. Flower— White Carnation. Publication— The Scroll. . Seventy-two active Chapters. YELL Rah! Rah! Rah! Phi— Kei— A ! Phi Delta Theta! Rah! Rah! Kali! Fratres in Facilitate William A. Elliott, A.M., L.H.D. Clarence P. Ross, A.M. Era I res in Ur be E. W. Peek F. M. McArthur Dr. W. B. Skelton Harry Ekey W. I). Lewis Fratres in Collegio 1911 J. A. Bortz I. R. Stidger L. C. Harris 1912 W. F. Maxwell A. J. Goodwin W. F. Dalzell T. Hughes S. J. Brigham C. E. Vogel F. H. Callahan R. B. Litten 1913 O. C. McLean W. H. Wells H. J. Wieler L. L. Hawk F. B. Trosh J. L. De Young 1914 R. D. Evans •J. B. Hutchinson R. D. Brigham A. Zelwiss C. H . Riggs P. Lindberg J. A. Nicholls H. W. Siggins J. R. MacGowan I I I I L Sigma Alpha Epsilon Pennsylvania Omega Chapter— Established, locally, 1887; nationally, 1856. Colors— Royal Purple and Old Gold. Publications— The Sigma Alpha Epsilon Record, and The Phi Alpha of Sigma Alpha Epsilon. Flower— Violet. Seventy-four Active Chapters. YELL Phi Alpha Alicazee; Phi Alpha Alicazon! Sigma Alpha! Sigma Alpha! Sigma Alpha Epsilon. Fratres in Facilitate Edwin Lee, M.Se. Chas. J. Ling, Ph.D. Fratres in Urbe A. L. Boush W. M. Sackett L. E. White R. B. Gamble, M.D. O. Clare Kent Clinton Densmore Lawrence Starr F. C. Doane, Ph.D. Fratres in Collegio 1911 Chas. C. Grant F. Lee Mickle Walter L. Kulp John H. Moore W. M. Small Nelson It. Moore J. Merrill White 1912 Carl A. Borland Alfred It. McClure Glenn H. Davison A. C. Nodine Harrison R. H unt Chas. L. Lore Weldon R. Grant R. W. Thomas 1913 Wilbur F. Galbraith Benjamin II. Palmer Stewart S. Townsend 1914 Audley R. Edmunds James H. Graham Walter H. Fegely Lawrence T. Miller C. C. Carr Stanley Maxwell m tU i^lta pm iffH M Theta Delta Psi Local—Established 1905 Colors— Orange and Maroon Flower— American Beauty YELL Rah! Rah! Theta Delt! Rah! Rah! Theta Delt! Theta Delt! Theta Delt! Theta Delta Psi! Fratres in Urbc Robert W. Anderson Frank C. Flaugh Lloyd L. Bossard Kenneth Miller Clyde S. Braymer William Dunbar Alfred W. Urick Fratres in Collegio 1911 Irvin D. Ford Walter G. F ife Wendell P. Ball Earl N. Hubbard 1912 Lyman B. Angus Lynn M. Davis Joseph Tordella Charles C. Hasely Howard H. Hamman 1913 George J. Allgier James G. Else Clair F. Brockway Happer B. Storer Benjamin H. Ball Charles B. Winn Charles F. Shields Paul V. Kline 1914 W esley G. H ayes Carl C. Miller Kappa Alpha Theta Mu Chapter, Established 1881 Colors— Black and Gold Flower— Black and Gold Pansy Publication— Kappa Alpha Theta Thirty-two Active Chapters Sorores in TJrbe Miss Belle Limber Mrs. W. G. Williams Miss Katherine Adams Mrs. Curtis J. Webb Miss Rebecca Cooper Mrs. Walter Irving Bates Miss Margaret Hartman Miss Gertrude Harper Miss Ruth Townley Miss Bess Dutton Miss Anna Haskins Miss Helen Anderson Miss Emma Edson Miss Jane Dermitt Mrs. Frank P. Miller Sorores in Collcgio 1911 Gertrude Hillman Ruth Kelly Bess Metcalf 1912 Helene Peck Florence McElwaine Augusta Gibbons Marguerite Shelmadine 1913 Annie Bishop Beulah Grauel Muza Anchors Florence Griswold Helen Dutton Clara Hutchinson Dorothy Sansom 1914 Faye Barnes Gertrude Hammond Ruth Dodd Gay Kellogg May Girsham Rachel Smith Kappa Kappa Gamma Gamma llho Chapter, Established 1888 Colors— Light and Dark Blue Flower— Fleur-de-Lis Publication— The Key Thirty-five Active Chapters Sorores in Urbe Miss Alice Colter Miss Finetta Porter Mliss Marian Fuller Miss Ada Palm Mrs. G. Hastings Praneau Mrs. Wallace A. Wilson Miss Marguerite McClintock Mrs. Alice R. Appleby Miss Louise Hempstead Mrs. F. Stem Carpenter Miss Jessie Marvin Mrs. R. Frey Clough Mrs. Margaret Prather Miss Gail Richmond Miss Lorena Palm Miss Jennie Fowler Miss Grace Henderson Miss Marguerite Fuller Mrs. bl. Colter English Miss Marie Gaston Miss Jean Fry Miss Mary Heydrick Mrs. Georgia Harper Miss Josephine Shryock Sorores in Collegio 1911 Jean MacKenzie Verna Frances Lauffer Mary Smith Bess Emery Una Duffy 1912 Margaret West Elizabeth Ling Caroline Lauffer Mary Sowash 1913 Ruth Baldwin Rose Williams Ethel Bayard Virginia Beyer 1914 Edna Yost Marie Waring Kathryn Diefenderfer Miriam Shryock Marion Moorhead Ruth Browning Ruth Ericson Florence Scott Jeanette Robinson blarion Carroll Jessie Reed Pledge—Isabella Thoburn ' 'II I 1 Alpha Chi Omega Delta Chapter, Established 1891 Colors— Scarlet and Olive Green Flower— Red Carnation and Sniilax Publication— The Lyre Fifteen Active Chapters Sorores in Urbe Mrs. Manley 0 . Brown Mrs. Ruby Marsh Eldred Mrs. Juvia 0 . Hull Miss Marjorie Fowler Mrs. John Dick Miss Elizabeth Garver Mrs. Gertrude Sackett Laffer Miss Florence Moore Mrs. R. Bruce Gamble Miss Louise Lord Mrs. Margaret Barber Bowen Miss Arline Lane Mrs. Edith Dermitt Breckenridge Miss Maude Miller Mrs. Mary Gibson Brock Miss Florence Bates Miss Edith Roddy Miss Florence Harper Mrs. Ethel Moore Miller Miss Anna Ray Miss Mary Thorpe Graham Miss Charlotte Marhoffer Mrs. Blanche Garver Davenport Sorores in Collec/io 1911 Lucy E. Loane Sadie Van H oesen 1912 Wilhelmina Anderson Ruth Dorworth Cecilia E. McClure Mary Patterson June Shires Cecilia F. Shires 1913 Irene Beatty Ruth Thomas Ruth Kelsay 1914 Nellie Freer Ruth Ricker Stella Fisher Francis Reithmiller Helen Hotson Margaret Seitz Eleanor McKay Helen Thomas Theta Sigma Local—Founded 1904 Colors— Garnet and Turquoise Blue Flower— The Jacqueminot Rose Soror in Facilitate Edith Rowley, A.B. Sorores in Collegia 1911 Verna Smith Sarali MacKnight Mollie Bassett 1912 Berdeen Braymer Lida Geiss Barbara Deane Victoria Lord Marie Fisher Elma White 1913 Vera Foster Lottie Smith Ellen Olsen Cosette Whittaker 1914 Gertrude Reed Ada Thompson Jessie Tiffany Cochran Hall Claire E. Hilborn.. . Proctor Arthur A. Swanson. . Steward 1911 Harry D. Firestone Melvin E. Morse Clarence C. Fisher Andrew J. Nelson Claire E. H ilborn J. Frank Sayre Paul M. Hillman Arthur A. Swanson 1912 Frank 0. Anion Charles C. H asely F. Howard Callahan Ross B. Litten Howard H. Hamman Ned Osthaus Fred K. Herpel Robert J. Piersol 1913 David J. Blasdell William Haine Joseph C. Blucher W illard L. Henry W illard G. Conaway Paul V. Kline Thomas R. Fitzgerald James W. Reed Ernest Whitney John T. Taylor 1914 Jesse E. Burns Carl C. Miller Clarence C. Case Pedro Ortiz Ramirez Samuel Firestone, Jr. Roland W. Riggs Clyde H. Heath Clair Sweetland John II. Kimble Cecil M. Unangst Winfield S. Lane Charles R. Walker Melvin G. Mellen William A. Whiting Teutonia Established 1910 Colors— Gold and White Flower— Marguerite Member in Faculty Miss Haze] Bullock 1911 Mercedith Allen Ida Preston Florence Bacon Lovina Saeger Eva Beaver Viola Simpson Helen Bond Irene Snearline Jennie Goodrich Anna Sprouse Eleanor Martin Oma Stoner Edna Miller Myra Willson 1912 Nellie Bollman Grace Prenatt Florence Donlin Mildred Reed Louise Jordan Adelaide Render Margaret Megirt Ethel Salmon Katherine Wheeling 1913 Esther Cousins Foresta Maynard Edith DeLand Asenath Meeker Helen Harper Marie Poux Elizabeth Lord Nina Reichel Fawn McDonald Susie Reichel Laura Strickland 1914 Ethel Bacon Gertrude Mueller Clara Davis Lois Rae Josephine Hastings Emerette Severson Althea Hunt Isma Wilkins Isabel Marvin Bernice Wilkins Teutonic Banquet The Vanadium, April 3, 1911 T o a s t s “ Discourse, the sweeter banquet of the mind.’ ’ Toastmaster Professor S. S. Swartley “ I pray you jest, sirs.’ ’ Requiescat P. M. Hillman, ’11 “ How are the mighty fallen.’ ’ The Eleventh Not like other girls ...... J. T. Taylor, ’13 “ Consider what services they have done for their Country.’ ’ Washington’s Birthday Banquet Solo ...... Kile Boyer Montgomery Field ...... P. A. Beck, ’14 Wednesday Evening, February Twenty-Second “ We shall our youths lead on to higher fields.’ ’ To be or not to b e ...... H. H. Hamman, ’12 Nineteen Hundred Eleven “ As long as men can breathe, or ryes can sec So long lives this.” Music ...... Quartette Toasts Je me sou vien R. C. Stockdale, ’11 “ They were men, take them for all in all, Toastmaster...... President William II. Crawford We shall not look upon their like again.” George W ashington...... Norris A. White, 95 Et Alteri College Brains ...... Thomas Hughes, ’12 “ That reminds me.” College Brawn ...... Clyde V. Sparling, ’13 Music ...... Glee Club Pan-Hellenic Banquet The Tree of Knowledge Dr. Camden M. Cobern, ’76 The Primers...... Elizabeth Ling, ’12 H otel Vanadium, April 26, 1911 The F r u it...... Gilbert W. Mead, ’11 Music ...... Glee Club T o a s t L ist From Start to Finish ...... Ida M. Preston, ’11 Song ...... Allegheny Medley College Medley “ Banquet and Banquetters” ...... J. M. White Song Phi Kappa Psi “ The Greek in the College’’ ...... S. E. Nichols Bong ...... Phi Gamma Delta “ The Greek in the World” ...... W .E. Abbott Bong ...... Delta Tau Delta “ Hellenism” ...... Thomas Hughes Song ...... Phi Delta Theta “ Greeks and the Others” ...... H. T. Lavely Song Sigma Alpha Epsilon Teutonian Banquet Saegertown Inn, April 29, 1911 Toasts Toastmistress ...... Hazel Bullock, ’09 The Daisy’s for simplicity and unaffected air. Dewey Fields ...... Althea Hunt, ’14 Aisles of Memory...... Nellie Bellman, ’12 Song In Other Meads...... Helen Bond, ’11 Song S w e e ts ...... Edith De Land, ’13 Ye Gold and W hite ...... Viola Simpson, ’11 With little here to do or see Of things that in the great world be, Daisy! Again 1 talk to thee For thou art worthy. Song Pan-Heavenly Banquet Saegertown Inn, May 27, 1911 Toast List “ On with the dance, let joy be unconfined.” Toastmistress Florence Grauel Miller, ’08 W altz ...... Clara Hutchinson, KA© “ Waltz me around again, Willie.” S o n g ...... Alpha Chi Omega Two Step Jane Lockwood, A0A “ I ’d rather two-step than waltz.” Song Ivappa Kappa Gamma Paul J o n e s ...... Caroline Lauffer, K K r “ I want what I want when I want it.” S o n g ...... Kappa Alpha Theta Three-Step Sadie Van Hoesen, AXfl “ Every little movement has a meaning all iis own,” Page One Hundred and Thirty-Two “WATCH US GROW” WHISKERS OF ALLEGHENY COLLEGE Vol. i, No. i. M E A D V IL L E , PA. January 25, 1911 “Whiskers,” a Necessity WHO! WHEN! WHY! WHERE! HOW! No great movement of reform has been without its mouthpiece. When Luther formulated the doctrines which rocked the theological world on its foundations he drew up his theses and nailed them to the door of the Univer sity. When William Randolph Hearst began his systematic attempt to rule the United States he voiced his sentiments in an organ of the press. So now, the men who are in forefront of all college activities, feel that, like their im mortal progenitors, the reformers of earlier days, they must give to the world at large their doctrines in permanent, and if possible, attractive form. HENCE, “WHISKERS.” Country people often devote the profit of a certain part of their garden to the church treasury. The “Whiskers” idea is the same. Its profits will be de voted to the cause of athletics. One cent per copy at all news-stands. Vol. 1, No. 2. MEADVILLE, PA. February 1, 1911 WHISKERS A SUCCESS APPROVED BY CLERGY AND FACULTY Vol. 1, No. 3. MEADVILLE, PA. February 8, 1911 “WHISKERS,” A CALLING AN OCCUPATION, NOT AN AMUSEMENT Vol. 1, No. 4. MEADVILLE, PA. February 15, 1911 “W H ISK E R S” AN ART. Vol. 1, No. 5. MEADVILLE, PA. February 22, 1911 ______“WHISKERS” a Crisis______ Vol. 1, No. 6. M E A D V IL LE , PE N N ’A. March 4, 1911 “ WHISKERS,” A MEMORY ALLEGHENY COLLEGE it grows. Yet Dr. Crawford in all his WHISKERS Meadville, Pa. glory is not arrayed in one of these. E S T A B LISH ED 5,000 B. C. Whiskered students welcome. STRONG FACULTY A good heard is rather to be chosen Accepted as first-class matter by Eight with hirsute adornment. than great riches. the sensible reading public every- UNSURPASSED LOCATION where.______Ten miles from barber shops. OUR WEEKLY SERMONETTE. Published every Wednesday morn REASONABLE EXPENSES ing, regardless of exams., by the Shaving bills avoided. MEN of the Senior Class of 1911. William H. Crawford, Pres. When Willie Grey was twelve years old Price, one cent a copy. We can’t frame your whiskers but He grew a silky heard, For sale on all news-stands. we can your pictures. And though he lived for eighty years, Hand communications to any Sen H. M. P E T T E N G E L L He never had it sheared. ior MAN, or address Whiskers Pub lishing Co., Allegheny College, Mead- Try our coffee in your mustache Willie is only a single example of ville, Pa.______cups. the great world heroes who held to a J. H. B O W E S CO. firm purpose from early life. Moses Judging “ Whiskers” by the men never shaved from the time he batted behind them, it must be admitted The lips that have whiskers may mosquitoes among the bulrushes till that no organization in college stands TO U CH he died on Mt. Nebo. Hannibal swore higher. Among the honors held by Our cigars with enjoyment. vengeance upon Rome when a child some of the faithful, we name but a LAFAYETTE CIGAR STAND and raised a heard. Abe Lincoln grew few. The brotherhood numbers all the whiskers his chin would pro among its numbers the following: IF YOUR GIRL FAILS YOU duce. Are we of the present day, with President Athletic Association. Get a lemon that can be such examples before us, to fall short? Editor-in-Chief of “Lit.” squeezed at It must not be. Let us emulate the President Senior Class. “THE STARR GROCERY CO.” OUR PROFESSOR noble William, and, eschewing the Manager Glee Club. OF HISTORY. Black Art of tonsorial wickedness, President Thoburn Club. OUR READERS’ COLUMN. As he appeared on his 26th birth let us lay aside the razor and barber Leader Glee Club. day, while touring Germany on a which doth so easily bewet us and Manager “Campus.” Dear Editor:— wheel. • raise with patience the beards which Editor-in-Chief “ Campus.” I have been engaged for three should grow out before us. Editor-in-Chief “ Kaldron.” months to a Senior, and I thought Six in Duzer Du. he loved me better than everything Seven in Quill Club. else, hut in spite of all I can do he WHAT THE FACULTY THINK Four on Glee and Mandolin Clubs. only laughs and persists in raising a Three on “ Lit.” heard. Don’t you think I ought to re Dr. Crawford— The greatest moral Four in Thoburn Club. ject him? reform attempted since the time of Eight in Classical Club. M. A. U. D. Savonorola. Three in Scientific Club. By no means reject him. He is Dr. Cobern— I can discover nothing Three in Y. M. C. A. Cabinet. worth a dozen girlish-cheeked molly to equal it in antiquity. Absolutely None in Y. W. C. A. Cabinet. coddles. He could not love you half without parallel. Five in Block A Club. so much, loved he not manhood’s Prof. Trexler— Of all college stunts, Half the husbands in college. mark. Stick to him and encourage this, that and the other, the Seniors Captain Track Team. him. have the best. There is no doubt Chairman Classical Club. about that. Chairman Quill Club. Guys Mills, Pa. Dr. Snavely— I only hope Prexy Editor of Whiskers:— doesn’t find out that I was stock W H Y NOT? After reading the first four issues holder. John Moore ...... Dye costs of Whiskers, I have decided to raise Dr. Smith— Almost thou persuadest Charley White ... Fallen from Grace a beard, but would like to surprise my me to be a Populist. “Tad” Kulp ...... Ask her wife with it. Can you suggest any Prof. Ross— I wore chin whiskers “ Dud” Ballinger ...... May yet plan for accomplishing this? DR. GEO. A. M U LFINGER. once. “Prep” Moore ...... Eccentric CITIZEN . Miss Bullock— Just horrid. Firestone Kirk doesn’t You might come to Allegheny and The raiser of whiskers is infinitely Miss Spalding— I think the girls Bruce David Mother objects take special work for a few weeks, to be preferred to the razor FOR. have taken a very foolish attitude. Lee Mickle Lacks energy during the period of development, or whiskers. Miss Rowley— Whiskers will be Reed Stidger ...... Chapel walks if this is impossible, send your wife faithfully treasured in the archives “Jew” Weeter. .Ashamed of his race on a vacation into the country. Consider the whisker, my son, how of the college. Dr. Akers— They make a man look (Although they come at first so much larger. slow), Senior Tea Coach Stewart— Bearded men are Without the use of any dope; always stronger. Whiskers will be OR required of next year’s football team. W e have but faith, we cannot know, Prof. Swartly— Lord, help us to For knowledge is of things we see, grow. And yet we trust they’ll come to be The School of Etiquette Prof. Decker — You know Dr. Long flowing whiskers— let them Breed’s attitude. We agree perfectly. grow! Prof. Dutton— If I could quit chew THE CAUSE ing 1 would raise a beard. Let whiskers grow from lip and chin, Dr. Elliot— Merely followers in my Let whiskers cover all our face, “ The Young Ladies of the Senior Class will be at Home to the footsteps. Less than this would be disgrace. Young Men of the Senior Class on Thursdays from four to six o’clock To shave them off would be a sin. “HER-SUIT” at Hidings Hall.” (By an Alumnus) Father’s beard is very long, Mother’s face is bare; THE EFFEC T Of silk and satin was her suit, her Barkley has no whiskers at all suitor was a senior, But a little bunch of hair. Time: 4:00 P. M. any Thursday. Place: Hidings Hall parlors. And she a coed was, to boot; I wish you could have seen her. PROGRESSIVE HOUSEHOLD Silence dead and awful reigns. Xo one appears from the upper But lie, forsooth, foreswore to shave; HINTS regions, no one approaches from without. Time passes slowly as on lead hirsutie was her suitor; en wings for as much as a quarter of an hour, THEN—enter by the side His suit he pressed— his very best, If the razor blade be riveted firmly but still he failed to suit her. to the handle, it makes a novel and door from the corridor, one lonely looking girl, a Senior, to judge by the “ Hirsuite you are, I’ll travel far, to attractive butter knife. find a man less hairy.” * * * liored and weary look on her face. She slowly and ungracefully col The senior said: “1 was misled. 1 Bay-rum diluted one-half with tepid lapses into the nearest chair, and promptly falls asleep. Poor thing! thought you were my fairy.” water is an excellent preparation to Too much studying over dry old liooks. Five minutes she snores on, relieve tired and aching feet. MOORE AND MOORE. * * » then come two more of the same class as the former, showing, too, the Your harnessmaker, for a small results of nights and days of endless toil. Silently they sit and stare There is a young fellow named Moore price, will transform your half-worn Who attempted a beard o’er and o’er, shaving strop into a nobby Spring vacantly at one another, till the first comer, rousing from her noisy nap, But they always came pink, belt. demands: And that is, 1 think, * * * The reason why Moore is so sore. A disused safety razor may be “ What’s the use of all this rot? Aint all us girls got enough cul utilized to good advantage in slicing ture since we been in this here Hall, without makin’ us learn the fellows A fool there was and he shaved his cucumbers, potatoes or cold-slaw. face, * * * how to drink tea from a saucer without makin ’ an awful racket. Too Even as you and I. The Whiskers Publishing Co. will much society polish, and I won’t never feel comfortable when I’m out Although he knew it was deep dis buy at a good price, for their weekly grace, publication, any unused colored shav- with a m an.” Yet he longed to he smart and ing-paper pads. Nobody answers. Silence. More silence. Ait last somebody breaks set the pace, * * * So he gave his beard for a smile in Another use suggested by a con the awful suspense. “ Here lie comes, girls.” Enter with much mag lace, tributor for the shaving stick box is nitude Charles Mortland White. Also with much eclat. Even as you and I. to make it serve as a receiver for whisker combings. “ No thanks, I don’t care for tea yet. Yes, ma’am, it’s a nice day David’s Goliath. * * * No, Miss Spalding didn’t say that I was a dear. No, we will not have a Bruce David tried to raise a beard. If the shaving brush is clipped to But found it didn’t pay; within half or three-quarters of an dance at our next Convention. The bull-dog is well. He did not get Whene’er he milked the family cow inch from the handle, it makes an ex whipped by the Sig dog. It will not rain before tomorrow Any She bit it off for hay. cellent shoe dauber. * » * other lady any question? No? Well then, I’ll have my first cup of tea “FAR-REACHING FAITH.” Shaving soap dissolved with spirits now. ’ ’ of ammonia to the consistency of With this introduction, the first unfortunate sits down in the most Far-reaching faith that gives us hope custard, makes an excellent shampoo That we may manly whiskers grow and dandruff remover. comfortable looking chair in the room and starts in on his weekly tea and-chocolate-drinking-marathon. After the third cup of each, some O, You ill-advised one of the sleepy sex requests some music, and the guest pro OR ceeds to once more outrage the soul of Strauss by a very affecting ex ecution of The Chocolate Soldier. With “ My Hero” thoroughly exe Curiosity Once Killed a Cat cuted and laid away with full military honors, the hilarity rises to an extravagant pitch. Jim, (pardon me), James Andrew Ilammerstein One day in this most favorable year, Anno “ Domino,” 1911, a Caruso Belaseo George Cohan Bortz arrives, and gives a faithful repre thunderbolt fell among the once happy, rambling rabble of the supreme, sentation of the Glee Club rendition of “ The Sweetest Flower That self-satisfied, self-centered circle known as Duzer Du. Gathers No Moss.” Paul Archangel Gabriel Hillman gets in in time to Harris grabbed Hughes, Eekles nahhed Nelson, and like unto Mara do a weeping act to the strains of “ Maryland, my Maryland.” Jean Mac thon sprinters, they all ran to the front hall of Bentley. Maxwell and kenzie and Oma Stoner attempt to drink each other under the table. At Kennedy soon breathlessly joined the crowd and before long the whole the seventeenth cup, Oma resigns and her substitute, Prof. Trexler, takes coterie of theatrical backers were on the scene. up her cause. lie wins with thirty-three cups of tea, and twenty-seven “ What’s up, fellows?” cried Hughes. of chocolate. “ That’s up, you,” answered Eckels, pointing upwards, and striking By this time the crowd has increased. Prep Moore has arrived in an attitude a la femme. company with Bill Craig. Both accept tea, look at it searchingly, edge “ Silence,” hissed Kenned}’, folding his arms after the fashion of around to the piano, and pour the weak and harmless concoction on the a Napoleon in Public Speaking V. Then they bent, their rapt gaze on floor in the corner. Too strong, alas, for their constitution. “ Angel the Bulletin Board, where in shining letters blazed the words, “ 0, You’s, Eyes” Sayre is discovered in the corner, giving lessons in flirtation to 1:30.” Lucy Loane and Verna Lauffer. Barkley and Ep. Kennedy are enter Accordingly at the time appointed a motley crowd of down-hearted, taining Miss Spalding by telling her how much they admire her both dishevelled, chagrined and grinned individuals, with the Green Demon in and out of class. The tea-kettle boils over and several girls almost glaring from their sunken eyes, gathered within the Attic Sanctum of swear. Almost. Somebody drops a plate of cake on the floor, and the Tragedy Kings. steps in it. Hilborn attempts to rescue a handkerchief from the floor “ Now, boys,” said Trosh, in his nicest manner, “ I know just the and splits his vest. Harris, with his usual grace, trips over a rug and right coach; from Oil City, you know.” pours a eup of tea in Miss Duffy’s lap. Apologizes while on the way to “ Yes,” said his standby, Maxwell, “ A peach, fellers.” the door for his hat. Prep Moore is rescued from a dissertation of pon Others nominated their peculiar favorites and a free-for-all fight derous platitudes at the hands of Miss Allen. Chaos and denatured ensued. Above the din, Hilborn could he heard philosophizing, “ A Bacchus jointly reign. The revel is stopped by the clang of the supper coach, a coach, my kingdom for a coach.” hell. All join in the Doxology, and shouting a fervent “Thank Suddenly the president rose up: “ No—all these people have been Heavens,” the mob dispels. weighed and found wanting!” Alas, the same ordeal must, be endured again next week, and yet “ Yes—yes,” said Robinson, we’ve got to have the biggest thing again, till Thursdays are no more! ever; for the Amazons—the sedate Klee-O-Kleets—may be at this very moment hearing away our laurels.” Then the Green Demon began to prance. Finally some one moved, -—it was seconded and carried,—that the President go to Cleveland and get such a coach as, weighed, should not be found wanting. “ Say, fellows,” whispered Nelson, silently, “ How about this ‘O, you’?” “ Well.” said Hilborn, “ we are the whole thing, so it must mean us. Could it be? Cogitate n while.” “ Down with the Traitor, who gave it away,” was heard from vari ous quarters. “ How did they find it out?” Robinson and Kennedy were suggested as a committee to try to get information. “ No U ’s,” was their verdict. Strange Case of Prof. Swartley “ Well, what does ‘0, You’ mean, anyhow?” and “Kerpook” Kline “ Oh! they think it means us.” Suddenly they heard from outside a laughing voice call, “ Curiosity ACT J. onee killed a cat.” Then a very quiet and expressive call: SCENE DITTO “ Wliat’s the matter with the Duzcr Du’s?” Prof. Swartley takes stand in front of Registrar’s window; Editor “ They're all right.” Hillman catches sight of him, grasps him warmly by the hand with the “ Who says so i” familiar greeting: “ Glad to see you back, ‘Kerpook’!” After two sec “ The Duzcr D u’s.” onds of mutual staring, Hillman exits. SCENA SECUNDA Professor retreats to Hulings Hall to nurse his dignity. Asks maid to see .Miss Spalding. The maid informs her Deanship that a boy wants to see her. “ Send him up,” is the order. Dean faints when she discov ers her mistake. Prof. sedately leaves the Hall. SCENA TEBTIA As Prof. S. ascends the stairs of Bently, Dr. Mulfinger opens fire: “ When are you going to take that supplementary, Herr Kline? I don’t want to be always reminding me of it to you, ain’t it?” Prof. assumes Hulings Hall Bulletin Board same stare as in Scene One. Dr. Mulfinger withdraws in confusion, er December 15, 1910 schliese die Tur des Zimmers, and cuts chapel next morning. SCENA QUARTA “ Kerpook” slowly strolls across the campus with his recently as “ FIRST AID TO TRAVELLERS sumed air of importance. Lad in green cap respectfully approaches and “ 1. Eat your dinner leisurely and by no means, girls, leave before touches his cap—“ Pardon me, professor, did you say this morning to the after-dinner mints. go to page 74 or page 84?” “ Oh you can go to Kerrtown, if you want “ 2. Be entirely ready one hour before train time. to,” growled Kline. The student at onee turns and flees, but runs into “ 3. Sit with hands folded ‘in perfect ease’ while your friends bid Prof. Swartley at the door of Bentley. With a wild look, the student you farewell. calls for a temperance pledge and signs it. “ 4. Glide gracefnilg down the stairs. CURTAIN “ 5. Have a strong, manly arm to assist you with your liand-hag and suit-case in making a graceful exit from the Hall. *Note to the general public et al.—The first mentioned gentleman great “ 6. Address the baggage-man politely and entreat him to kindly ly resembles the latter, while the latter looks more like the for attend to your baggage at liis leisure. mer than he looks like himself. “ 7. By all means, do not run for the uh, ah, train, girls. It will surely wait for you if you are calm and self-composed.” “ The girls are earn-est-ly urged to follow these rules.” Page One Hundred and Forty-Two Page One Hundred and Forty-Three Songs Submitted for Prizes Offered Results of Voting Contest By Song Book Committee Most popular person in college— Coach Stewart. Most dignified person in college—Father Luce. Title Author Brightest man in college—“ Red” Edmonds, “ Red” Hutchinson “ T Just Can’t Make My Eyes Behave” ...... Tad Kulp and “ Red” Small tied for first place. “ I ’m On My W ay to Reno” ...... Charlie White Greatest fusser in college—“Tad,” “ Dud,” “Jim,” “ Gany,” “ Love Me and the World is Mine” ...... Harrison A. Trexler Note i “ Ned,” etc. Greatest talker in college— Phonograph in treasurer’s office, first; “You Can’t Play in My Back Yard” ...... Prexy Note 2 Registrar, second. Greatest sport in college—Basketball and its captain. “I’m Afraid to Go Home in the Dark” Jam Stewart Most literary man in college—Dr. Lockwood and Miss Preston. Note 3 Biggest grafter in college—Book Store and Chem. Lab. fees. Both “ Maryland, My Maryland” ...... p. M.Hillman under same management. “ The Rosary” ...... J. A. Bortz Most love-sick man in college—Tim Hughes, (unanimous vote). “ Drink Her Down” ...... Dr. Lockwood Handsomest man in college—“ Dut.” (See 1907 Kaldron.) Note 4 Best known man in college—Andy Morford. “ My Irish Colleen” ...... Una K. Duffy Most religious man in college—The man who can enjoy one of Note 5 “ Dad” Ling’s prayers. “Angel Eyes” ...... Sehr Most cheerful liar in college—Not in college at time of balloting. Note 6 Most profane man in college—Results cut out by censorship. “ The Gibson Girl” ...... Lucy Loane Biggest boozer in college—Dr. Mulfinger. “ The Yankee Doodle Girl ...... Ida F. Preston Best athlete in college—“ Louie” Hawk. “ I ’m Looking for a Girl Like You” ...... J. W. Barkley Biggest flirt in college—Duzer-Du eoacli. Best singer in college—Dr. Cobern claims honor. Surely not in Note 1.—As sung by the author before the crowned heads of Europe, Glee Club. with great success. Biggest freak in college—See Museum catalog. Note 2.—Refers to Cochran Hall. Most perfect lady in college—-J. A. M. Stewart. (All hut 2 votes.) Note 3.—Based on actual experience in life of composer. Note 4. Adapted to Local Option rallies. Note 5. With piano accompaniment. Note 6.—Illustrated song. Page One Hundred and Forty-Four Page One Hundred and Forty-Five 1 Worse He was born in Illinois, Verse and Worse Educated at Bellevue, Was professor in Missouri, Verse Went, abroad to learn things new. On a cold and rainy day ALICE SPALDEE He stopped at an English inn; It was many and many a year ago, A buxom lass took care of the hike When you, my children, were wee, And brought it outside to him. That a maiden came to Hidings Hall By the name of Alice Spaldee; Before he went, in kindness, And this maiden, she lived with no other thought He offered some coin to the latter, Than to love and to loved be. But when she staunchly refused him, Onr friend “ gently pressed the matter.” I was a student and she was the dean, “ In Switzerland,” he told us, In this college, fair to see; “ Is the strangest thing in life: 1 grew a red heard that she said was sweet, The people make wooden chamois’ tails Thus spoke my Alice Spaldee That you can’t see with a jack-knife. With a smile so winning that Each Senior man greatly envied me. “ Well, we are wandering from the subject, But it will do you all good; And this is the reason that long ago To go to sleep in class In this college, fair to see, Is, indeed, a trifle rude. A trouble grew up among the men On account of my Alice Spaldee; “ But there are exceptions to all rules, So that my comrades, one and all, Now pardon the digression; Forcibly shaved me, To put Dan Meek to sleep in class And deprived me of what my love admired, Is part of my profession. Thus chilling and killing her love for me. “ Now this is off on a tangent, And w e’re getting in deep water, too. And the girls never speak To return to the subject in hand, Without hatred and malice Mr. Meek, what did Henry the first, do?” Of my dear and beautiful Alice; To mention my beard, they all declare, lie has lived among us one short year, Was indelicate beyond compare. And, oh, how we will miss him; But, yet, in defense of my Alice Spaldee He is so loving and so dear, To die, I would willing be. And all the Senior girls do kiss him*, Signed, J. W hiskers B. (i.e. Charles Albert Snavely). •Pardon the digression. Much Worse Verse The Faculty Row {Tune—My Wife’s Gone to the Country) Camden's out of town, boys, EXECUTIVE AND ETHICAL Hooray! Hooray! He packed his grip and took a trip Our Prexy is William H. Crawford, To lecture far away. As a bishop himself he onee proffered. W e’ll have a quiz when he gets hack, Then after the fuss The d e’il will he to pay. He came hack to us But w e’ve 110 class today, hoys, Per advice which the Methodists offered. Hooray! Hooray! When Prexy for coin makes a dash, At refusals he will not abash. There was a young fellow named Sayre, They may show him the door; Who was most exceedingly fair; He just asks them for more, He thought whiskers 110 bar, And he usually pockets the cash. But his pride got a jar When to ask for a date he did dare; CIVIL ENGINEERING For he’d made a rash bet We have a professor called Dutton, That a date he could get Who recently much flesh has put on. If he went down the whole alphabet. He says that this fixture Is due to Duke’s Mixture, But of that we are not really “ sutton.” There is a young lady named Preston, Whom we’d like to make a good jest on; GREEK LANGUAGE AND LITERATURE But we much fear her wit Should she get word of it, Dr. Elliott asks Lore, in Greek Testament class, to translate pas So we ’11 try our luck some of the rest on. sage, “ Take a lesson from the parable of the fig tree.” Lore: “ Take a lesson from the parable of the Sig tree.” Dr. Elliott: “ Maxwell, give us an idea of how high the columns In athletics a manager brave, at Karnak were.” In Quill Club a tres brilliant light; Willard: “ About as high as that six story building they are go ’Tis all Cupid’s fault lie’s a knave— ing to put up downtown.” ITis name? Why ’tis Charles Mortland White. Dr. Elliott: “ Ilumph. Something you have seen, Miss Goodrich.” Miss Goodrich: “ ’Er, about as high as thirteen men.” There was a Miller of the Dee: Dr. Elliott: “ Dr. Mulfinger, did you hold a class in my room this He’s dead. There’s Charlie Miller, lie morning?” Is much alive; and Ethel B Dr. M.: “Ach du lieber Kase, ja! Ober, waram?” Says: “ ‘Kid,’ you’re all the world to me.” Dr. Elliott: “ Oh! that accounts for the German atmosphere.” lf0gD ]p f i PHILOSOPHY AND BIBLE GERMAN LANGUAGE AND LITERATURE Dr. Cobern, (in Ethics class) : “ Now—just what ought to he our Dr. Mulfinger, (April 1) : “ You had 35 pages to translate today, fam ily relation, Mr. V ogel?” nielit wahr? Class, (in chorus) : “ No! No! Only fifteen.” “ Professor, I am indebted to you for all 1 know about Psychology,” Dr. M.: “April fool.” said Callahan with deep feeling. “ Oh, don’t mention such a trifle,” answered Dr. Cobern, enthusias Dr. Mulfinger: “ Decline ‘Vogel,’ Miss Ernestine.” tically. M is s E., (making attempt): “ Charlie Vogel, Chuck Vogel, Liebe' Vogel, meinen Vogel,—er—er—1 can’t decline him further.” LATIN LANGUAGE AND LITERATURE Dr. M.: “ Ganz recht, fraulein.” There was a professor named Ross, Dr. Mulfinger talks ten minutes in debate on courses of study. Dr. Who never was known to be cross. Cobem arises to point of order: He’d the most cheerful smile, “ Mr. President, has Dr. Mulfinger ham talking about the subject, But in the meanwhile, or was all this about something else ? ’ ’ You knew very well he was “ boss.” Dr. Mulfinger, (in chapel) ; “ Here endefh the reading of the les Prof Ross, (howling at Cochran Hall. Ball rolls into ditch) : “ As son.” (Absent mindedly) : “ We will read only fifty pages in advance souan.” next time. Let us bow in prayer.” Prof. Snavely: ‘ ‘ Beg pardon ? ’ ’ Prof. Ross: “ The biggest dam in the world.” Dr. Mulfinger, (to Dr. Cobern, hastening past): “ Wie gehts mit VOCAL EXPRESSION ihnen?” Dr. Cobern stops, with left foot advanced, meditates, describes one The dean of our women is Alice, large circle in the atmosphere with forefinger, countenance becomes il She lives at Hidings Hall palace. luminated with bright smile:—“ Thank you; the same to you.” She sends each co-ed Off early to bed Dr. Mulfinger, (in McMahon and Blair grocery) : “ How much are Which makes them regard her with malice. your cream puffs?” Mr. McMahon: “ Twenty-five cents a dozen.” REWARD OFFERED Dr. M.: “ Oh, you are so expensive. When 1 was in Chicago they only cost two for five cents. ’ ’ Miss Spalding confesses at Quill Club meeting that at the age of 12 she had an article published in St. Nicholas. The Kaldron offers a BIOLOGY AND ZOOLOGY prize of 50 cents, (to apply on purchase price of Kaldron) to any person who can furnish a copy of this rare issue for the Quill Club room. Dr. Breed, (explaining why he returned to America for the holi days) : “ You know there was a certain little girlie on this side that Miss Reithmiller, (reading “ Who’s Who” at Dr. Snavely’s) : “ Why was a great attraction.” here is Guy Everett Snavely. Is he related to you, Dr. Snavely?” Sherman, N. Y. news item, Dee. 26:—‘ ‘ Prof. R. S. Breed, of Alle The Doctor: “ He is my eldest son.” gheny College, spent Christmas in Sherman, the guest of friends.” Page One Hundred and Fifty-One CTY0 ROMANCE LANGUAGE AND LITERATURE In History IV : “ I’m no sport. ’ ’ * • • Our registrar’s first name is Guy; For dark corners he has a good eye. In History, discussing efficiency of German police: “ Why, I sus When the faculty meet pect the police in this town do not even know that I am here yet.” * # # He’s there with hoth feet To tell what he’s found out on the sly. Miss Wheeling, (growing confidential) : “ Say, Girls, I almost liked Prof. Trexler last night.” Registrar Snavely, (pondering over chapel seating problem) : “ I * * # wish I could squeeze some of the girls in the Senior Section. Prof. Trexler, (desiring to escort Miss Stoner to the Hall from Presbyterian sugar social) : “ Well, Miss Stoner, I see the other gal HISTORY AND ECONOMICS lant youths are arming themselves for the fray.” • • * You’ve heard of our Harrison Trexler, Professor Trexler, (sympathetically,) : “ Poor Dan Meek, lie’s hav To know him would surely perplex yer. ing an awful time. His grandmother died, he lost a check and he is He comes from the West coming down with the mumps.” And is one of the best * # • Of the hum profs that Proxy elects ’ere. Prof Trexler: “ Probably one glass of beer would not hurt you.” Davis: “ Would one glass do you any good.” Trexler: “ A good-natured, blundering boy.” “A little off the Prof. Trexler: “ Don’t ask me.” subject, hut will do us all good.” “ Never mind, it’ll blow away.” “ On * # * the tangent.” “ Made for the illustrated lecture platform.” “ A typi Professor Trexler: “ They say the Danes have to sleep under a cal husband.” “ A sailor of stormy seas and deep waters.” “ Desde- feather bed half the year, for it is so cold; so it is hard in that country mona’s pride.” “ Ask Snavely.” “ Fresh from the green fields of Mis for the poor man to “ rise.” souri.” “ Depository of unassimilated facts.” “ The funny man who * * * crossed the Irish Sea on a bike.” Prof. Trexler: “ The first, newsboy I saw in Paris was a large, fleshy woman— ! ! TREXLERETTES * # # “ 0 would some power the giftie gie us Trexler, (in History III) : “ Miss Geiss had Fellows; hut it was of To see ourselves as others see us.” such a general nature that we will not have her report.” # # # ‘Sometimes my tongue works faster than my brain.” Prof. Trexler: “ Yes, Mary succeeded Edward VII. Now can you * * # tell me who came after Mary?” Miss Stoner, (in kitchen at Dr. Snavely’s, making lemonade) : Ernest Whitney, (blushing) : “ Her little lamb.” “ Where’s my squeezer?” * * * Prof. Trexler, (from parlor) : “ Here, Miss Stoner, I am at your Trexler, (in History III) : “ Are you a monotheist or a polytheist, service. ’ ’ Mr. Leitzel?” * * # Leitzel: “ I don’t know.’’ At Dr. Snavely’s: “ Say, Shoup, what does it feel like to have a “ Let us ask one of the religiously inclined young men. Mr. Ab girl?” bott?” MATHEMATICS Campus Editorial Page Our professor of Math is Doe Hank, (Prof. Swartley’s the length of his shank.) Mr. Hillman, (hearing some girl behind him say, “ I would if I had We searched a long time a partner”) : “ I’ll he your partner; who are you?” For this simple rhyme For from Math 1 our mind was a blank. Hillman: “ Do you think I would make a good football player.” Dr. Akers, (to new Freshman) : “ Have you ever been through Miss Norton: “ From what I know of you, you would he penalized ti igonometry ?” for holding.” New Freshman: “ Yes, but I went through in the night and didn’t si e much of the place. ’ ’ Paul Hillman: “ I enjoy the English courses in spite of Dr. Lock wood. ’ ’ CHEMISTRY Rest of Class: “ We do in spite of Mr. Hillman.” Dr. Lee, (at the Thanksgiving party at Hulings Hall, at 10:30) : “ I am highly insulted. Mrs. Lee says she thinks I’m not wanted in the Hillman, (calling his roommate over ’phone) : “ Hello, Sweet.” Gymnasium. Maid: “ Er,—Mr. Sweet!and isn’t in.” Dr. Lee: “ Have you any questions 011 the lesson today?” Rodney Hosier: “ Yes, where is it?” Dr. Snavely, (to Paul) : “ You put the baby to bed now.” ENGLISH LANGUAGE AND LITERATURE Paul, (calling down a. little later) : “Where’s the nightie? I can’t find it in the usual place.” Dr. Lockwood, (in Eng. II, on Tuesday) : “ My inability to quote has always been a hindrance to me.” On Thursday: “ When we shovel off his mortal clay.” Hillman, (at Mission Study) : “ I congratulate the girls on having so many out. We will try to have more men here for you next time. PHYSICS AND ASTRONOMY Now you can go.” Dr. Ling, (discussing courses of study) : “ If we had a course in gum-chewing here, I ’d give Phi Beta Kappa to the people who could spit Dr. Lee, (in Chem. I Lab): “ Hillman, cork that b o t t le of ILS the farthest.” tightly, to keep it from spoiling.” Ilillman, (smelling of opened bottle cautiously) : “ It’s already E N G LISH I spoilt, Mr. Lee.” We have a professor named Swartley With whom Nature’s dealt shamefully shortly. Query.—Why has Paul Hillman had Freshman room-mates and Though he stands four feet two Freshman girls during the entire four years of his college course?—In H e’s a man through and through, terested Friend. Is this little professor named Swartley. Answer.—The others know him. Words of Wisdom Boquets and Brickbats Jim Reed, (in literature) : “ Burke’s mother was an Irishman.” From Revised Dccalog, by Dr. Cobcnt:—“ Always think twice be fore you speak,—and then talk to yourself.” Miss Sprouse: “ I am not dependent upon Allegheny men for my future support.” Thou hast got more hair on thy chin than Dobbin, my fill horse, has on his tail.—The Senior men. The maid, (tp Miss Sansom, one Sunday evening) : “ Which Mr. Dotterrer belongs to you.” It is a wise man who can’t tell his wife the color of his stenograph er’s eyes.—The Registrar. Miss Preston says: Professor Trexler can’t tell me anything; I ’m older than he is.” “ Then he will talk, good gods, how he will talk.” Thompson, One of the Girls: “ Can't you get Dick, Lyda?” Hunt, Miss Geiss: “ Why, yes, whenever I want him.” Hillman. Freshman: “ It must he fine to sing in the chapel choir.” It is generally considered had form to call a man a liar, but it Senior: “ Yes, either fine or imprisonment.” might be permitted to say that a man’s statement bears the same relation to the truth that the catalog statement of minimum expenses does to the Freshman: “ Is that fellow they call Swartley a professor?” actual condition of .affairs. “ No, he’s just a professorette. Hall, (in Hist. I Exam.) : “ The typographical nature of Charle Musical Allegheny magne’s empire was one reason for its decline.” Conversationally inclined Coehran ITall waiter, (setting down cup of News Item.—The Allegheny College Spree Club and the Maudlin coffee): “ Looks like rain, doesn’t it?” and Gutter Clubs are holding weekly rehearsals at Bergin’s and the Litten: “Yes, tastes like it, too.” Silver Dollar. Sweotland, (at Hidings): “Is Miss in?” Freshman, (Addressing Leader Harris) : “ Say, does the Glee Club Maid: “ She’s engaged.” have a training table?” Sweetland: “I know it. I am what she is engaged to.” o v e r h e a r d a f t e r f i r s t g l e e c l u b c o n c e r t Miss Geiss rings hell of Braymer house. “ I thought Pfeffers was fine on the violin.” Mr. Van Horn, opening door, very cordially exclaims: “ Come right “ Isn’t Miller a splendid baritone, and he and Manville were great in, sister of mine.”------!— !— ! in the duet.” “ Didn’t the hoys look swell in their dress suits!” Freshman Harper, (at Y. M.-T. W. C. A. reception, addressing Dr. From Press Report:—“ The best Glee Club ever turned out of Al Snavely) : “ Your face looks somehow familiar. Haven’t 1 seen you legheny College.” somewhere ? ’ ’ Hilborn, (before mirror) : “ 1 think my beard will be the same color as Dr. Elliott’s.” FARRELLY CLUB TALK Callahan: “ Pull one out and see if it has Greek roots.” Meek: “ Hello, Seiler; whodju stan’ on today?” Seiler: “Math.” M. “Have ’im spodded?” Freshman, (pointing to gym.) : “ What’s that building?” S.: “ Never got blinded so in melife. Whadju have?” Sophomore: “ That’s the garage, where we keep the coach and the M.: “Psych.” motor-cycle. ’ ’ S. “ Didju killim?” M.: “ Damfino. Got anything ter smoke?” WANTED—A partner for life.—Miss Stoner. WANTED—More fat.—Seott Lane. Proprietor, (to Robinson, in Jew store at Sharon) : “Are you a FOR SALE—My excessive nerve.—Dr. Snavely. Jewish hoy?” Robinson: “ No.” Proprietor: “ Veil, veil, you look like one. Anyway, it is no dis In History I. “ Mr. Callahan, tell us something about Wycliffe. Give us the details. I ’ve not read this lesson in the text.” grace. ’ ’ Callahan, (assiduously cramming his “ Duzer Du” lines as he re ALLEGHENY PRESS BUREAU clines peacefully in his chair) : “ Neither have I.” And joy chortles and gurgles forth from the class. Officers Jesse S. Robinson ...... Press-ident Freshman Sweetland, (after seeing his first football game) : “ What Thomas Hughes ...... Secretary for the West part of the body is the scrimmage?” Paul Hillman . .. Secretary for New York Hillman: “The wha—a—at?’ List of Members Sweetland: “ I heard that several of the hoys got hurt in the scrim The rest of the Fussers. mage. ’ ’ H arassing Who’s our Glee Club leader? Irate Mr. Marvin, (without) : “ Isn’t it about time for Mr. Beck to Harris. be leaving?” Who’s our Duzer-Duer? Small brother, (listening) : “ 0, father, don’t blame him, he can’t Harris. go. Sister’s setting on him.” Who’s it cares ne’er seem to harrass? Harris. Prof. Swartley, (in English I.) : “ Would you capitalize President in the sentence, ‘President Crawford is out of town’?” ANNOUNCEMENT Parsons: “ No, only in speaking of persons who hold responsible positions.” The Kaldron Board regrets to announce that it was absolutely nec Professor: “ Quite so.” essary to reject the requests of the following organizations to have their pictures in the Kaldron: Kaldron Electoral Board, College Council, Censorship Committee, T. N. E., Duzer Du Official Coach. (Lack of Dr. Ling: “ What is that string on your finger for?” Dr. Mulfinger: “ To remind me to buy another umbrella if I lose space.) this one.” Card of Thanks We, the Editor-in-Chief of The Kaldron, the Associate Editor, the COLLEGE five Assistant Editors, and the Business Manager, do hereby extend sineerest thanks to the following organizations: I. To the Electoral Board, for electing us. CALENDAR II. To the Department of History and Economics for furnishing us with such abundant material. III. To the Whiskers Association for their inspiration, encourage ment, and copy. IV. To the institution known as “ Senior Tea,” which has fur nished such a convenient school for scandal. V. To the management of the Meadville Tribune-Republican for its good wishes in the matter of issuing the hook on time. VI. To our numerous friends and well wishers who so generously gave advice and promised jokes, write ups, and cartoons, and who failed to produce them. VII. In an especial manner to the Campus reporters and editor who have favored us with so much advance advertising. VIII. To the four college classes, who so kindly sent committees to represent them in the class pictures. AND FINALLY IX. To the Faculty Censorship Committee which has served so promptly and efficiently and has extended to us every courtesy in its power. “ Dc Mortuis Ml Nisi Bonum Page One Hundred and Sixty The Allegheny Year quette. 11—Pan-Hell girls take Freshmen Second football victory—Alle girls for mid-night stroll. September October gheny 22, Geneva 6. Red 12—Senior sleigh-ride to Hamil 19—“ Dean” Spalding opens Hill 1 — ’Postle Paul gets out No. 1 of lights, bon-fire and speech ton’s dairy farm. C h ic k e n ings Hall. The Allegheny College Chris from Alice. dinner served by committee in 20—The class of 1911 arrive and tian Advocate (alias The Cam 17—Quill Club meets and elects charge. decide to wear caps and gowns pus). cheer-leader. (See Nov. 1.) Buchtel 12-Allegheny 6, closes at once. 2—Increased attendance at the Paul Hillman revises the Con Allegheny’s best football sea 21—Students deposit valuables at Episcopal church. (See Sept. stitution. son. 18—E. P. Kennedy and Dean treasurer’s office for safe-keep 25.) 14—Dr. Crawford entertains foot Spalding chaperone Freshman ing. 3—Y. M. and Y. W. C. A. recep ball men at Cochran. frolic at stone-quarry. First chapel service. Fresh tion. Dr. Lockwood and Dr. Quill Club enjoys an evening 20—First Senior Tea. men girls, with choir, lead pro Crawford enlighten us as to in an English Coffee House. 22—Grove City rooters invade cession. their early college days. Dr. Lockwood at his best. city. Score 6-6. 23—1913 and 1914 meet in deadly 5—Student body takes first of a Mephistopheles Club organ conflict. complete series of two music 27—“ The New Lit” marks a new ized. epoch in Literary Allegheny. 24—Seniors organize. Firestone lessons from Mrs. Hull. 15—“ .Miss Em ily Cox, Mason “Senior Tea,” 4-6 P. M., in desires re-election as vice-pres 7—College Council meets, elects Springs, Md., arrives in the parlors of Hulings Hall. ident. president and secretary, and city for a brief visit.” 28—Kaldron Board elected. 25—College community hears Dr. adjourns. 16—Hillman combs his hair. 29—First Hare and Hound chase. Bickford for one hour and Athletic rally. “ Go double if Prof. Trexler buys more bon 29—Hulings Hall entertains itself thirty minutes. you dare.” Debater Hunt ar bons at Kirby’s, (for Desda- with a Hallowe’en Party. 27—Juniors meet, select individ gues on the affirmative of the mona?). uals to fill offices, and resume rooting question. November 17—Prof. Trexler tried out in comatose condition for re 8— Co-eds reply—“ Published by chapel service. Fails to make mainder of year. request.” 1—Student body elects cheer ’varsity team. 28—Chapel seating. Registrar, Football season opened—Alle leader. (See Oct. 17.) Senior men drop in at Hul having seated Junior girls, gheny 17, Hiram 5. 2—“ Last day for presenting Sen ings Hall hetwen four and six also Mead, Stewart and 14—Sophomores and Freshmen ior thesis outline.” Seniors P. M. Frampton, announces: “We test College Council’s new much in evidence at the Li 18—Histrionically inclined co-eds will now seat the Junior Barrel contest, and demon brary. organize Klee-O-Klcet. m en.” strate it to be perfectly harm 3—Another Senior Tea. 22—Another “ New Lit.” “ Father 29—Professor Dutton, the Phi Psis less and genteel. 5—Old Bentley’s hell rings jub Murphy,” the best story by an and the Keystone Band at 14— Invitations out for Senior Tea. ilantly for three hours. Alle under-graduate in years. tend G. O. P. rally in a body. “ At home from four to six on gheny 27-Carnegie Tech 0! 24— Thanksgiving Day. No Senior 30—Duzer Du meets to resume dis Thursdays” to men of the 8—Election Day. Tea. cussion of play. Senior class. Allegheny and Westminster Eight Phi Gams attend Hul 31—Professor Trexler sticks to the 15—Freshmen order green caps. meet at Sharon. ings Hall Thanksgiving party subject in History IV. Senior men buy hooks on eti 9—Kaldron Board holds first reg in two silk hats. ular meeting. 25—Professor Dutton reads the ’37, Allegheny’s oldest alum Swartley to demonstrate his morning prayer in chapel. Cochran Hall door-mat as per nus. Theological School training by 26—Interclass football: Freshmen invitation. leading chapel. 14, Sophomores 8. See editor- 10 —Father Luce cleans the door 12—Funeral service over theses at Senior Tea, which is held as 19—Social Function at Hillings, 4 ial, “ Shades of Stidger!” mat. usual. Ililborn stars in poet to 6 P. M. Glee Club Hit! 28—Special religious services for Klee-O-Kleet posters startle ic eulogy: “ The Sweetest Flower that men begin, and continue all the community. The better “ Oh, you dove you Blows.” (See press reports week. half of Duzer-Du. “ Ort for IIow I love you— ” elsewhere.) 29—Dr. Cobern receives abundant Ort’s Sake.” 20—Prof. Trexler loses physical donation of fresh fruit from Freshman caps appear. (See 12—Duzer-Du selects it play— Equilibrium in Hist. IV. class in Psychology I. Oct. 15.) “The School for Scandal,” 21—Freshman-Sophomore debate. Hillings Hall bazaar. “For and a temporary coach. Scientific Club semi-annual D e c e m b e r value received.” 13—Chapel announcement of Mr. hop at Saegertown Inn. 13—Second annual Junior Chafing Reynold’s death greeted with 1—Large attendance at Senior 24—Sensational posters on campus Dish banquet in Gymnasium. applause. Tea. announce a new publication. 14—Dr. Ling falls hack on Book Dr. Crawford announces de 2—Special Y. M. C. A. meetings 25— Whiskers of Allegheny Col of Common Prayer. cision of Trustees to abolish close. lege appears. “ Whiskers a 15—Football heroes lauded. Alden Academy. Preps ap 3—Dr. Jonathan Hamnett mem Christmas tree and mistletoe plaud enthusiastically. necessity.” orial service. Freshmen ap 26—Day of Prayer for colleges, at Senior Tea. 14— Senior Suffragettes announce plaud the eulogies. hut this does not interfere 16—Football number of The Com- to the world: “ Our beaux are 5—Quill Club “ Christmas Carol” with Senior Tea. pus. trimmed.” at Stone church. Hillman 27—Examinations begin. 16—Quill Club entertains Klee-O- takes Miss Cox. J a n u a ry Kleet and Duzer-Du at Dra 5— 1 2 :00, midnight. Duzer-Du matic evening. F e b ru a ry meeting at Cochran Hall. 4—Dr. Breed and Dr. Smith ap Mephistopheles Club initiates. 1—Prof. Trexler in “ Whiskers.” Girls send greetings. pear at Chapel service. Re 17—Allegheny versus Hiram. Us Photo taken on his 26tih birth 6—Miss Cox leaves for the South. sults of Dr. Breed’s Sabbatic ual result. Senior men Have day. “ Whiskers a Success.” Hillman dons his sweater and year evident on the face of difficulty making dates. 3—End of exams. Only four per a heart-broken countenance. him. Dr. Smith does not tell 18—Faculty requires Professor cent flunked. 6—Prof. Trexler celebrates his us lie is coming back. 27th birthday by lecturing 5—Consternation at Senior Tea around Cairo. when the whiskered men ap 7—Glee Club poses for picture. pear. The Dean delighted. 8—The young ladies of the Sen 8—Senior men conspicuous for ior class entertained the men absence from church. at tea. 10—Seniors busy writing theses, 9—Faculty urges Duzer-Du to at least 2,000 words which present a modern play, recom may he construed as having to do with the same subject. ALDEN ACADEMY CONVICTS mending “ Charley’s Aunt.” Death Sentence Imposed Jan. 13 The eluh prefers a classic. 11—Seniors sleep in. Date of Execution, June 16 Seniors wipe their feet on the Death of Hon. Wm. Reynolds, “Requiescat in Pace” Second Semester M arch legheny 16. 19—The college body goes to the 7—Prexy busy issuing temporary added to. 1—Senior oration subjects and Congregational church to hear permits. outlines due. Again the Sen 22— Portraits of Geo. and Timothy Dr. Lockwood on “ The Bible 7 to 10—Glee Club paralyzes iors haunt the library. again resurrected. Prex, as as a Work of Literature.” P i Class Colors— Purple and White. Class Flower— Violet. YELL Rip! Rap! Rip! Ro! Re! Zip! Zap! Zip! So! Se! Ri Ro! Ri Ro! Ri Ro! Rest! 1914, She’s the best! Officers James S. W icks ...... President James II. Graham, Jr...... Vice President Isabella Thoburn ...... Secretary Richard D. Brigham ...... Treasurer Class History Flushed with conquests over Thirteen, fair and square and full of fun, Ours, the class of Freshmen, greets you. List now, to our victories won! Un ified and close united, unabashed and unafraid, Risking lives, we got out posters putting Thirteen in the shade. Trivial trifles like the flag rush, touched to tears, we gave the Sophs; Everything was ours with ease that took brain effort,—say the Profs. E 'er eager and in earnest, all things came to our estate, Not alone the barrel rush, hut foot hall game and class debate. Fairly frantic from the Freshmen, frail and frazzled,—poor Thirteen. On the floor across from Ruter, timid, fearful Sophs were seen. Running, rushing, roaring, raving, almost crazed they took one game. E 'er loyal to their colors, Fourteen rose and did the same. Val iantly, with colors flying, came the girls of Hulings Hall; Earned the thanks of all their classmates—heat the Sophs in basket hall. Ringing loud from joyous victories, hear the best in college call: 1914 Rah! Rah! Rah! 1914 Rah! Rah! Rah! Hammond, Gertrude Lenore...... lleynoldsville Freshman Class Roll Harper, Edgar Robert...... Meadville Hasley, Charles Clark New Castle Hastings, Josephine...... Allegheny Askey, Harrison Lemley...... Sharon Hayes, Wesley Glenn...... Edinboro Bacon, Ethel Katherine...... Meadville Heath, Clyde Hartson...... Corry Barackman, Paul Freeman...... Meadville Hendricks, Charles Seaton...... Bolivar Bardall, Mary Elizabeth Moundsville, W. Va. Hotson, Mary Helen ...... Meadville Barnes, Faye Elizabeth...... Zanesville, 0. Hunt, Sara Althea...... Meadville Beck, Perry Alvin East Sandy Hutchinson, Joe Barklett...... Parkersburg, W. Va. Beisel, Ben Raymond...... Pittsburgh Jeffery, Morey Potts...... Meadville Black, Perry Newton...... Meadville Johnson, Frank Collins...... Lisbon O. Boyer, Kile...... Evans City Johnston, Paul William ...... Greenville Breckenridge, Banks Bon ...... Meadville Kahle, Richard Benton Buffalo, N. Y. Brigham, Richard Douglas...... Oil City Kellogg, Hazel Gay...... Titusville Browning, Mabel Ruth...... Scottdale Kimble, John Howard...... Mercer Burns, Jesse Erwin ...... North Washington Lane, Winfield Scott...... ]\It. Pleasant Burwell, Charles Sidney...... Meadville Lindberg, Paul C ...... Homestead Cares, Charles William ...... Meadville Longfellow, Newton...... ; Minneapolis, Minn. Carlson, Leonard Oliver Chicago, 111. Lord, Maurice M ...... Meadville Carothers, James Woods...... W est Newton McGowan, James Reesee...... Smethport Carr, Clarence James...... Meadville McKay, Eleanor...... Meadville Carroll, Florence M ary...... Kane Marvin, Isabelle Edith ...... Meadville Carroll, Marion Agnes...... Kane Maxwell, Glenn Stanley...... Meadville Case, Clarence Cicero...... Townville Mayer, Donald Regis...... Meadville Chadmon, Frank Whittekin...... Lamartine Mechlin, Fred Joseph...... Grove City Coon, William E dw in...... Albion Mellon, Melvin Guy...... Conneaut Lake Croasmun, Max Neale...... Redclyffe Miller, Carl Cummings...... Mt. Pleasant Cullum, Rudolph Lnttgen...... Meadville Miller, Lawrence Theodore...... Meadville Davis, Clara Rosannah...... Union City Moorehead, Marion Adrain...... Beaver Delp, A ugust...... Meadville Mueller, Gertrude Anna South Bend, Ind. Diefenderfer, Kathryn Eliza...... Greenville Nicholls, Jonter Arthur...... Sharon Dodd, R uth...... Zanesville, 0. Parsons, Willard Deichinan...... Saegertown Dotterrer, Charles Milton...... Muzette Perley, Seth Todd...... Brie Edmonds, Audley Rexford...... Bruin Pierson, John Clarence...... Meadville Elbel, Louis Edward...... Punxsutawney Pitcairn, Katherine...... Sharon Erieson, Ruth Marie...... Dubois Ramirez, Pedro Grtiz Maunabo, Porto Rico Evans, Raymond David...... Pittsburg Ramsey, Harry Floyd...... Renfrew Fegely, Walter Hanchett North < irard Ramsey, Nathan LeRoy ...... Renfrew Firestone, Samuel, Jr ...... McKeesport Rea, Caroline Lois...... Linesville Fisher, Stella Adda...... ElUvood City Reed, Gertrude Sandy Lake Freer, Nellie Elizabeth...... Galion, O. Reed, Jessie Stoner...... Scottdale Frost, George Bertram ...... Richmond, Quebec, Canada Reese, William ...... Bolivar Girsham, Ellen May Yenangyoung, Burma Richard, Frank Alvin Turtle Creek Graham, James Hebron, Jr ...... Butler Ricker, Ruth Mildred...... Meadville Hall, Edith...... Harmonsburg Riethmiller, Clara Frances...... Dayton, 0 . Hamilton, Linnie Gertrude Hopkinton, Iowa (£H Riggs, Cecil Harvey...... Moundsville, W. Va. Riggs, Roland Winfield...... Brookville Robinson, Jeannette Goldstrohm...... Boston Scott, Florence Marie...... Meadville Seiler, Marion...... Sprankle Mills Seitz, Margaret...... Hamilton Severson, Emerette...... Williamsport Shonp, Ira Beatty...... Muzette Shryock, Gertrude Miriam...... Meadville Siggins, Howard William ...... Meadville Smith, Rachel Eleanor...... Meadville Spohr, J. Arthur...... Meadville Strauss, Charles Leonard...... Saegertown Strong, Lucile Katherine...... Mt. Jewett Sweetland, Clair...... South Dayton, N. Y. Thoburn, Isabella...... Meadville Thoburn, Theodore...... Meadville Thoburn, Thomas Wilson ...... Meadville Thomas, Guy II ...... Linesville Thomas, Mary Helen...... Meadville Thomas, Paul Eugene...... Meadville Thompson, Ada Belle...... Cochranton Tiffany, Jessie Marion...... Meadville Unangst, Cecil Milroy...... Cochranton Walker, Charles Roland...... Bruin Waring, Marie...... Mansfield, 0. Waugaman, Arthur Rankin...... Meadville Weidle, Everett Steele...... Erie Weissenborn, Thelma Ora...... Jersey City Whiting, William Alonzo...... Conneantville Whittaker, Cosette...... Cochranton Wicks, James Scott...... Bellevue Wilkins, Bernice...... Union City Wilkins, Isma...... Union City Vast, Edna A ...... South Fork Zelwis, Albert...... Pittsburg Special Students Barstow, Harry Eldred...... Bryan, O. Cobern, Miriam...... Meadville Swartley, Annette...... Meadville Swift, Carrie Ladds...... Franklin Weaver, Forrest Phipps...... Meadville Class Flower— Red Rose. Class Colors— Scarlet and Gray. YELL Kazu, kazaw, kazip, kazee! One nine, one three! Kazu, kazip, kazaw, kazu! What? When? Where? Who? Nineteen thirteen! Allegheny! Sophomore Class Officers W. D. Dotterrer ...... President C. S. Hendricks ...... Vice President Beulah Grauel ...... Secretary C. E. Hinckley ...... Treasurer A Sophomoric History THE SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST One day while wandering aimlessly about the campus, viewing the natural beauty of the place, musing with tender rapture on the possi bilities of the rustic bridge I suddenly drew up in wide-eyed amazement before the huge bowlder which serves as a Soldiers’ Monument. The cause of my wonder, my speechless astonishment? Listen, lose not a word. The bowlder had grown to enormous size, and a queer little knob in the upper left-hand corner of the inscription attracted my attention. I stood on tip-toe to reach it, and as I pressed against the plate to steady myself, suddenly the whole tablet opened in and I was precipitated into a dim and darksome cavern. Before I had time to collect my scattered senses, a white-robed figure appeared before me, blindfolded my eyes with a silken scarf, and whisked me off. Soon I heard a faint sound which increased with ever deepening volume as on we sped. At last we stopped and J was greeted by sights and sounds which it were impossi Ball, Ben Harrison...... ble to describe had I the gift of a Campus editor. From the deafening Bayard, Ethel...... tumult 1 could distinguish the cries of “ Rail, Rah, Rah for 1913!” Then Beatty, Maude Irene...... Oil City the awful confusion subsided, hut only for a moment, when a harmony of Beyer, Margaret Virginia...... Bishop, Annie Gray...... sounds filled the place, and I recognized the music of the “ choir invin Blasdell, David Joslin...... cible”—the Sophomore quartet. Then the brilliance of a scarlet fury Blucher, Joseph Cooper...... of light wavered round about and suddenly broke into myriad rays of Borland, Carl A llan...... scarlet and gray, like a sunset sky laced with the dawn of soft gray Brockway, Clair Frederic...... clouds. Calvin, Claudius Virgil...... A strange phenomenon then took place. From above there appeared Coleman, Paul Martelle...... Conaway, Ross Kelly ...... a great hall, scarlet, flecked with gray. It seemed like a mighty planet Conaway, Willard Green...... fixed there before our wondering eyes. At this moment the clear cut Cousins, Esther...... notes of the “ choir invincible” pierced the immense hall above our DeLand, Edith May...... Sheridan, N. Y. heads with a crashing report. Through the space about us were hurled Denison, Howard Harrison...... in a chaos of splendor little planet-like balls of scarlet light, interming De Young, Joseph Staples...... ling with others of soft gray twilight stuff in such a manner that the Doane, Norman David...... Dotterrer, William ...... whole place was alive with ’13 numerals. Suddenly winged crea Dutton, Helen Maria...... tures appeared in the air, and with tiny hows and arrows began shooting Eekles, Claude Alan ...... at these light halls with such deft skill that in a trice they had revealed Else, James Gibson...... the meaning of the whole spectacular display. Here a ball, split open Fisher, Marie Arhilla...... by a tiny arrow, hurst forth into the glory of class rushes won from the Fitzgerald, Thomas Raymond...... classes of ’12 and ’14, while the crimson and gray Hag of ’13 waved in Foster, Vera Lillian...... exultant glee as the covering of the hall fell away; there another crimson Galbraith, Wilbur Floyd...... Goodwin, Andrew Jackson...... ease, cut fairly in two, sent forth the triumphant cheers of ’13’s rope- Gordon, Harold Jackson...... tying victory over ’12; the air was filled with cries of victory for ’13 in Orauel, Beulah Marie...... feats of valor, in tournaments of skill, in intellectual jousts. There Griswold, Florence Minerva...... seemed to be hut one factor in the whole universe, the fame and glory Haine, William ...... of the class of 1913. Hall, Ernest Jackson...... Again I felt the silken bandage over my eyes. Again there was that Harper, Helen...... flight through space. At last, a breath of fresh air announced our ar Hawk, Douis Leberman...... rival into the realm of the everyday and as I felt the silken scarf with Henry, Willard Lawrence...... drawn from my eyes, my guide vanished, the copper inscription clanged Hinckley, Cordon Earle...... to behind me, the granite mountain assumed bowlder-like dimensions, Hutchinson, Clara Romaine...... Kelsay, Agnes Ruth...... and ever since has proved a “ door to which I find no key.” Kightlinger, KarJ Ridle...... Kline, Paul Vorse...... Sophomore Class Roll Kramer, Edmund Rudolph...... Lane, James Garfield...... Abbott, Wesley Ernest Sugar Grove Leffel, Doyle Hugo...... Allgier, George John...... Glen Hazel Lockwood, Jane Bertha...... Anchors, Muza...... New Kensington Lord, Elizabeth Daggett...... Vineyard Haven, Mass. Baldwin, Ruth Frances...... Chautauqua, N. Y. Lord, Howard F ...... Conneautville Lowe, Mary Elizabeth...... Meadville McClellan, John Price...... Irwin McDonald, Fawn...... Union City McKay, Evans...... Meadville McKay, Paul...... Meadville McKinney, Eva E m ily...... Corry McLean, Owen Caldwell...... Sharon McNulty, Charles Grover...... Conneautville Mates, James Wilson...... Butler Maynard, Foresta Hazel...... Elgin Meek, Dan Coe...... Coshocton, 0. Meeker, Nellie Asenath Westport, Conn. Miller, Charles Spurgeon...... Elizabeth Mosier, Rodney D ean...... Hayfield Nevins, Clyde Louis...... Braddock Norton Samuel Harry...... Meadville Olson, Ellen Hazel...... Titusville Palmer, Benjamin Harvey...... Meadville Peterson, LeRoy...... Kane Poux, Marie Cecelia...... Meadville Rea, Alfred Alonzo...... Linesville Reed, James Wilbur...... North Girard Reichel, Mary Nina...... Saegertown Reichel, Susie Ruth...... Saegertown Richey, DeWayne Greenwood...... McKeesport Rosenberger, Andrew...... Meadville Sansom, Dorothy...... Clarion Shields, Charles Frederick New Kensington Smith, Lottie Vildena Guys Mills Sparling, Clyde Vincent...... Irwin Storer, Happer Beacom...... New Sheffield Strickland, Laura Frances Cattaraugus, N. Y. Taylor, John Theodore...... Irwin Thomas, Ruth Miriam...... Meadville Townsend, Stewart Strickler...... Perryopolis Trosh, Franklin Brinton...... Oil City Van Horn, John Dick...... Scottdale Wells. William Hugh...... Wellsville, 0. White, Elma...... Meadville Whitney, Ernest...... West Springfield Wieler, Harry Julius...... Wheeling, W. Va. Wilkinson, Abram...... Meadville Wilkinson. William Walter...... Meadville Williams, Elsie Beth...... Meadville Williams, Rose Green...... G irard Winn, Charles Burton Basking Ridge, N. J. Class Colors— Brown and Gold YELL Haec, Haec Qui, Quelve Alleghe! Alleghe! Nineteen twelve. Junior Class Officers Henry S. Leitzel...... President Charles L. Lore...... Vice-President Mary J. Patterson...... Secretary Willard F. Maxwell...... Treasurer SELECTIONS FROM THE ‘‘MARSHMALLOW JUNIOR” OPERETTA BOUFFE Scene—Allegheny College chapel. Time— 10:01 a. in., September, 1910. Outside—“ Kazu, Kazu, Kazip, Kazee! One— nine— one—three!!” Noise of strife without, mingled with feeble protesting cries of ‘‘ 1914, Rah, Rah, R ah!!” Girls (in chapel)— ‘‘The flag rush! The flag rush!” Stampede of Freshman and Soph girls. Juniors wring their hands in despair a few moments then rush to the door. Chorus—‘‘Our Heroes.” Sung by the Junior girls to the Junior men who are hesitating at the door. “ Come, Come, Come from the brutal fight, Your day is o’er! Come, Come, Come from the gory sight, We fight no more! Come, Come, naught can efface you, No husky Soph can now debase you. III Y ou’re safe at last. Come, Come, just referee now Scene— Dr. Cobern’s room. Come, danger’s past!” Time— 1 :30 p. m. Jubilation of the Juniors ending in— President of the Junior Class— “ Riffity, Riffity, Raff! ‘‘What is the pleasure of the class in regard to the banquet? Shall Chiffity, Chiffity, Chaff! there be class scraps, and shall the young ladies be left at home?” Riff-Raff, Chiff-Chaff! Various opinions heard faintly expressing the wish that the time- Let’s give them the horse laugh! honored struggle take place. H ee-H aw!” President Leitzel— Curtain. Is there any motion? II Silence. Enter a messenger with a note for the President of the Scene—Allegheny College Gymnasium. class. Time—Just before the last Junior-Freshman basketball game. President Leitzel reads and looks relieved. Enter Sophs and Freshmen with great hubbub. ‘‘The Seniors have requested that the Juniors allow the banquet to Sophs— take place undisturbed. Is it the will of the class to agree to their “What’s the matter with the Seniors? Three cheers! Hurray! Hurray! Hurray! Say, where are the Juniors? Oh, here they come!” request ? Enter Herpel, alone. Junior Class, (rising as one man) — Solo— “ We never refuse to accede to the Seniors’ wishes.” “ What can we do without more men.” Chorus— “ Thank the Lord the war is over!” Great excitement at nonappearance of the other Juniors. Curtain. Referee announces the game forfeited to the Freshmen. Impromptu celebration by Freshmen who have won the inter-class contest in basket ball. Sophs fly around searching for the Junior honors. Junior Class Roll llcrpel, unmoved— “ Go ahead and hunt, fellows, they are around here somewhere, but Amon, Frank Owen...... Greenville you’re not smart enough to find them.” Anderson, Wilhelmina Maria...... Titusville Angus, Lyman Beecher...... Conemaugh Sophs withdraw without finding the Junior basketball honors. En Baum, Chester Allan...... Franklin ter chorus of Juniors. Bodenhorn, Oscar Henry...... New Bethlehem Chorus— Te he! Ha ha!—Te he! Ha ha!—Te he! Ha ha! Bollman, Nellie May...... Irwin We fooled those Sophs, eh, what! Braymer Berdeen...... Meadville Brigham, Samuel Townsend Jack Oil City They thought we’d lost our honors, yes? Callahan, Frank Howard...... Johnstown But we hadn’t, by a lot! Dalzell, William Frederick Moundsville, W. Va. Te he! Ha ha!—Te he! Ha ha! Davis, Lynn Merl North Girard The Freshmen hold them fast, Davison, Glenn Huston...... Diamond With our sister class we hid them safe Deane, Barbara Leavenworth...... Bridgeport, Conn Doane, Arthur Walter...... Meadville For our scrapping days are passed. Donlin, Florence Beatrice...... Meadville Curtain. Dorworth, Ruth Elizabeth Oil City Dunsmore, Archie Nevada...... Ford City Geiss, Lida Alina...... Wilmerding Gibbons, Augusta...... Sharon Grant, Weldon Roy...... Meadville Hamman, Howard Harrison...... Greensburg Herpel, Fred Karl...... Reynoldsville Hughes, Thomas...... Wheeling, W. Va. Hunt, Harrison Russell...... Meadville Jordan, Louise Torrence...... Meadville Lauffer, Caroline...... Harrison City Lavely, Horace Thomas...... Meadville Leitzel, Henry Samuel Howard...... Braddock Limber, Alfred Edward...... Meadville Ling, Elizabeth Pauline...... Meadville Litten, Ross Burns...... Pittsburg Lord, Victoria Mae...... Oakmont Lore, Charles Clarence...... Vandegrift McClure, Alfred R ose ...... Sandy Lake McClure, Cecilia Elizabeth...... Titusville McElwain, Florence Grace...... Sheakleyville Maxwell, Willard Finley...... Oil City Megirt, Margaret Ellen ...... Union City More, Carl Newton...... Batavia, 111. Nichols, Sumner E ly ...... Girard Nodine, Arthur Carlton...... Titusville Osthaus, Neil...... Scranton Patterson, Mary Jane...... Homestead 1 i Peck, Annie Helene...... Bellevue Piersol, Robert James...... Bentleyville Prenatt, Grace Mary...... Meadville I Reed, Mildred May...... Crafton Render, Adelaide...... Meadville Ruettgers, Arthur Brooklyn, N. Y. Salmon, Ethel...... Westport, Conn. Sheffer, William Elias...... Lamartine Shelmadine, Marguerite Black...... Pleasantville Shires, Florence Junebell...... Mansfield, 0. Shires, Cecelia Forney...... Mansfield, 0. Smith, Charles Stanley...... Meadville Sowash, Mary Stuart...... Irwin Stewart, John A. Mueller...... Beaver Thomas, Robert Weller...... Conneaut, 0. Thompson, Donald Chester...... Meadville Tordella, Joseph ...... Meadville Vogel, Charles Ellsworth...... Jeanette West, Margaret Ellen Jamestown, N. V. Wheeling, Katherine Eleanor...... Oil City Senior Class History In compiling the annals of the class of 1911 there are noticeable several distinctive epochs illustrating forcibly the well-known fact that “ history repeats itself.” The first epoch of this history may be called the War of Evolution— evolution from the position of submerged and down-trodden Freshmen to one of dignity and responsibility in the college world. In this War of Evolution, four main incidents may he noted. It opened with 1911’s Declaration of Independence—glaring yellow posters, posted on the eve of the Cane Rush. The victory in this decisive battle materially increased the respect, of the student body for the growing dignity of the class; as was subsequently proved when it accomplished successfully the first and last attempt of any class to hold a Freshman Banquet be fore Washington’s Birthday. Although there were a few who missed the banquet, they joined the roll of heroes honored by being marked with the class numerals for some time. And finally on a rainy night in May, the class assembled at Oakwood Park and to the accompaniment of solemn music and pompous and impressive ceremony, laid to rest for I p" ? 1 ever the green badges of former subjection and servitude—those Fresh man Caps! Such is the first period recorded in the annals. Then, under the generalship of Harris, the class entered upon the War with 15)12, in which 1912 was so completely overcome and subdued that it has never recovered from it since. It was in recognition of this distin guished service to the college that Dr. Crawford gladly accorded to 1911 a privilege enjoyed by no other class—that of having their picture taken on the steps of Cochran Hall! We take pride and pleasure in present ing it. herewith. The third epoch of this notable history is stained with the record of Civil War in the heated discussion over accepting or rejecting the responsibility of the publication of the Kaldron. After this was finally adjusted a long era of peace and prosperity was ushered in, begun by smoking tin1 pipe-of-peace with the class of 11)10 at the Junior-Senior Smoker. During the last period, as Seniors, the class of 1911 has well shown its ability to hold the position of honor and responsibility for which it fought so valiantly in Freshman days. Under Senior leadership all the organizations can point to successful achievement. In all de partments of college life 1911 lias been prominent. Behold a Barkley, a Hilborn, a Firestone! The Senior girls inaugurated Senior Teas; the Senior men developed Senior Whiskers; and the Senior Orations were marvels of problem study and weighty investigations. So, with pride, all Allegheny points to 1911—the biggest and best class in the history of the college! Graduate Students Candidates for the Degree of Muster of Arts Campbell, Nellie Margaret...... Meadville A. B., Allegheny College, 1910—English. Lewis, Charles Fletcher...... Meadville A. B., Allegheny College, 1909—English, History. Rowley, Edith...... Meadville A. B., Allegheny College, 1905—Greek. MERCEDITH BANKERD ALLEN Pittsburg, Pa. Latin-Scientific Mercedith is sweet and dimpled, has blue eyes, and is light-headed. She swears it is not peroxide. This is the young lady who in the articula tion of her superficial sentimentality, and in her amicable, philosophical and psychological observations fails to eschew platitudinous ponderosities. An artist. Starred in the role of angel in Dr. Cobern’s Missionary Pageant. One of the few young ladies abie to get into Scientific Club. Class Colors— Lavender and White. YELL WENDELL PHILLIPPS BALL Hippety, Hippety, Huss, North Girard, Pa. The point we’ll not discuss; Latin-Scientific But nevertheless, we’ll just suggest A versatile creation. Received one degree last year, and is back for an There’s nothing the matter with us. other. Has been teaching the West modern engineering during the past Class Officers year. Has great hopes for the fu John William Barkley ...... President ture and knows how to present them. A man with a purpose! In college Paul Mansell Hillman ...... Vice President was a gridiron grind and a weight Mollie Arnett Bassett ...... Secretary wonder, and was once seen in Y. M. C. A. A favorite with the ladies un James Andrew Bortz ...... Treasurer til his brother Ben stole his laurels from him. Senior Six Ida Florence Preston Claire Egbert Hilborn Oma Belle Stoner John William Barkley FLORENCE ROSANNAH BACON Meadville, Pa. Gilbert Wilcox Mead Irvin Davis Ford Latin and Modern Language Center on the victorious Varsity Class Dag Speakers basketball team. Is an understudy of Miss Rowley. “A creature of the Lucy Evelyn Loane ...... Valedictorian gods, divinely tall.” Hails from Andrew Julius Nelson ...... Salutatorian Meadville, and gives the town some thing to be proud of. Is not at all Charles Mortland White ...... Historian noted for her admiration of the Alle James Ward Frampton ...... Poet gheny Adonises, hut will doubtless make somebody happy. Has been Jennie Mary Goodrich ...... Essayist obliged to revert to plain English James Francis. Sayre ...... Ladder Orator since Miss Fraser left her Italian classes in the lurch. Helen Margaret Bond ...... Prophet Leonard Clement Harris ...... Reader yxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx/xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxj %//%. ^THOMAS DUDLEY BALLINGER EVA JOSEPHINE BEAVER Meadville, Pa. Shenango, Pa. y y Y Latin-Scientific Latin and Modern Language % % A modern Elisha waiting for Never known to smile more than Eli j all’s scientific mantle to fall upon once a day. Extremely chary of her him. Runs like a man. and lias won company, but does attend Senior teas his track A each year, but neverthe and parties. Is Frank in her liking less fussed spasmodically. “This love- for Alden, and will doubtless come business is getting to be h— ! It has back next year to see the freshman taken me to church once and chapel class. Has managed to get through twice this week.” One of the stock four years without getting talked holders of Hidings Hall. Member of ah ut. One of the intellectual upper the Vivisection Society, and has come crust who can take and appreciate out on top. English XI. MOLLIE ARNETT BASSETT Bridgeport, Conn. JAMES ANDREW BORTZ Latin and Modern Language Greensburg, Pa. A voluble and smiling lass who Scientific comes from the effete East, although Passed by all his studies. Is color neither Puritan nor Bostonian. Plays blind and therefore addicted to red basketball. Records the doings of ties. Has the cadaverous look of one the immortal class of 1911. A per sonification of Tennyson’s “ Brook. who is wise from much study. Once Comes second only to Harry Fire met Christine Miller. Financial pilot of the Glee Club and says he is the stone in ability to josh. Wears the best manager it ever had. Social smile that won’t come off. Tacked up posters for Klee-O-Kleet and tried events take up much of his time, the professors some of it. to marry the Romancers. JOHN WILLIAM BARKLEY Braceville, Ohio Classical HELEN MARGARET BOND Meadville, Pa. Another great man from the coun try. Has designs on the legal profes Latin and Modern Language sion. Hostess at Senior-Soph ban Another of the shining lights of the Radium Club, and chief torch- quet. Space forbids a complete cata log of the honors J. Whiskers has bearer for Klee-O-Kleet and the Me won, hut he has left only a few for phistos. Reporter on Hillman’s pa per. Favors convention hops. Select-V, the rest of us. Studies during his spare time. Missed only one Senior ed Dr. Elliot as advisor. Why? M u s t^ ''^ Tea. The best all-round stroller in have mistaken the Blarney stone \ o v v x / / college, and always ready to help all an all-day sucker. Helped elect the//XX/XXXX/XXXX/ his friends in their love affairs. Dutch. Kaldron Board, so we’ll let her off^ x 'j, y. $ t yfc “W ho’s W ho” please copy. easy. We could tell things, though!'/ 6 4 Vs t % t v ■ t S /s, t'xxxxxx/xxxx/xxxxx/xxx/x/zxxxjtoxxary/xxfr 4 , 'xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx xxx xxxzaxxmuxxxxxxxx /. BESSIE IRENE EMERY WEDDELL BRICKER Mercer, Pa. Pittsburgh, Pa. Latin-Scientific Civil Engineering Demure as a sparrow, with the Transplanted from Pitt. Came to song of a nightingale. Her whole the dark and slipped by existence is centered in numbers— Hasn’t taken the geometric and otherwise. Has taken trouble to get acquainted with many all the Math courses, and is the cal of us, but is actually in school. A cium light of Scientific Club. Not tennis shark, and member of Farrelly only understands Physics, as taught Club. His gas-light hills might indi by Dr. Ling, but actually enjoys it. cate that he is a “true stude,” hut Leading lady at the Bar Tenders’ nevertheless, “we all have our faults.” ball, and chief attraction of the Mis sion Study class. CLARENCE ALLEN COPELAND Meadville, Pa. Scientific UNA KATHERINE DUFFY "Nature has framed strange fellows Corry, Pa. in her time.” Another contribution Latin and Modern Language from Meadville. Helped Dtizer Du A light-haired daughter of Erin, present "She Stoops to Conquer,” do who is an affirmative and convincing ing the part of Thomas so realistical answer to the old question, “ Can any ly that his father, the Reverend Cope good come out of Corry?” The land, has not yet recovered. Is plan typical Pan Hellenic girl. Likes ning to take a school, also a wife, Jess and the rest of the girls. Of next fall. Affects a poetic style of musical tastes and practices upon the hair-cut and clothes of comedian tint. piano two hours daily. One of the Beloved of Mrs. Hulings for her ap original Klee-O-Kleet girls. Knows ple donations. It’s going to be hard more men to the square Inch than to keep him out of the President’s any girl in college. chair, for he was born in the country. JENNIE MARY GOODRICH Meadville, Pa. Latin and Modern Language WARREN BUSHNELL COLE She has specialized in German, Andover, Ohio History and high marks, never hav Scientific ing been known to come through an Usually very austere and taciturn, exam with less than 49. Invariably but occasionally blessed with a few attends German Club; ergo, she is joyful minutes which render him much beloved by Hans. Is also one., quite entertaining. Has much grid of the Quillers and is therefore liter iron knowledge and is also rated as a ary. Went through Greek IV and connoisseur at Senior teas. Is fond weathered the storm remarkably well. of telling about when he belonged to Has been seen outside of the library Quill Club. Hails from “ the best state in the Union.” Has the happy faculty of looking wise whether he her course in three years, yet has had knows it or not. A man of consider time for fun and friends. able weight in the college. ^////////////./////////////////////////////////^^^^ WILLIAM BENJAMIN CRAIG Warren, Ohio RUTH ROOT KELLY Scientific Meadville, Pa. I ^^ ^ Genius is the capacity for evading Latin and Modern Language Quiet and trim, a dreamer, yet one V/ 4 % 4 4 hard work, therefore Blondy is a who is never found wanting. Does ' f y v 4 A4 4 jggenius, Pabst so, Pabst not. Wotild- be promoter of Allegheny dances. not belong to T. N. E., but is gener What he does to pass away the time ally ready for a lark. Is a town is a mystery. Managed the cham member of Y. W. C. A. and also of pion foot ball team. A French star, Klee-O-Kleet. She has distinguished Pabst so, Pabst not. He has but one herself in her studies, which have heart and that he lost in his fresh consisted mainly of French and the man days. Has graced the college light fantastic, but although she is a choir for four years. His chief am good student, Ruth has not had time bition is to invent a labor-saving de to become a grind— social and do vice. mestic attractions having occupied too much of her time. GERTRUDE HILLMAN HARRY DE WEES FIRESTONE Youngstown, Ohio McKeesport, Pa. Classical Latin and Modern Language Well known and popular in the col “Fire” has a special chest for the lege world in spite of the over-shad athletic A ’s he has won. He sacri owing greatness of her distinguished ficed Phi Beta Kappa for the cause brother. A paradox, in that she is of athletics. The jewel of the class portly yet winsome. Has cute brown and its most accomplished josher. eyes, with which she will some day Inherited the wit of Disraeli. One fascinate the heathen, even as she has of Allegheny’s Bohemians. Pride of the athletic heroes in college. Like McKeesport. Stars in French II and Paul, she is always on time, especial knows more about history than ly with her oration. Successfully Trexler. Wavers between the piloted the Y. W. C. A. ship, although Sanhedrim and the Supreme Court. a member of the Mephistos. Financial agent of the brass band. The lion of Hulings Hall society. BRUCE WILLIAM DAVID VERNA FRANCES LAUFFER Meadville, Pa. Harrison City, Pa. Civil Engineering Latin and Modern Language Tall, stately and taciturn. W or An acceptable left-over from the ships at another shrine than that of class of 1910. Verna comes from the Mrs. Hulings, and is always whistl metropolis of Harrison City, a su-. ing, "Someone, Somewhere, Some burb of Irwin. Likes to he called time.” A pet of Dad Ling, dabbles Gretchen, although not Dutch. Th in wireless, scrub on the Faculty leading lady in the comedy drama en-z Math team. Manager of base ball, titled, “Who owns that Sig pin?” H as^ % p % p 1910, hut refused to join the whiskers a fondness for classes in Ruter Hall, ^ 4 4 y 4 4, reform of 1911. The onlv man on the and stars in history. Knows all your ^ y , ’ 4 4. ' executive staff of “The Romancers.” secrets long before you tell her. 4 Stars with Mr. Harris and Mr. Nel- " //# ’///■,. son in Math J. H r t l l l R T O H ' Y /> . V % y/7/7/7//////////////////////////////////W CLARENCE CONRAD FISHER Ellwood City, Pa. JULIA JEAN MACKENZIE Classical Oil City, Pa. Preferred popularity to oblivion. Latin and Modern Language Known as a misogynist since his Came to Allegheny in 1907, and toast at 1910 Washington’s Birthday has not been seen or heard of since. banquet, hut will doubtless he a hen Makes a responsive chapel service pecked husband nevertheless. Sky possible. Has two objects in life— pilot of Thoburn Club, Teutonism to get Phi Beta Kappa and go to and Classical Club, hence shows his heaven. Will do both, doubtless. A versatility in reconciling classicism bonnie, wee thing fra auld Scotia, with Teutonism, and poker with wha kens the Catechism richt week piety. Inveterate frequenter of Senior Motto: “Silence is silver; grinding is teas. Is feathering a nest for ....? golden.” LUCY EVELYN LOANE Oil City, Pa. JAMES WARD FRAMPTON Classical Meadville, Pa. A leading member of the Mental Classical Aristocracy of the college. Has done A circuit rider of the old school. well as presidentess of the girls’ ath Dispenses the gospel, wholesale or re letic association. A thoroughly en tail, to the inhabitants of Utica, Guys thusiastic co-ed, the kind we like to Mills and similar large metropolii. see at Allegheny. Interested in dra Went unshaven one day and made matics in more ways than one. Is Bill Elliott jealous. Is happily mar strictly opposed to convention hops. ried; happily, we hope. Is a first- Member of all the available clubs, in rate poet. We often wonder what cluding H. I. H. A. Y. Has been for his wife thinks of his numerous four years a Loan(e) in which several Doras, Hazels, lanthes, etc. Will people have taken interest. A member surely make good and help make the of two Kaldron Boards. world better. IRVIN DAVIS FORD SARAH ELIZABETH McKNIGHT Conemaugh, Pa. St. Paul, Minn. Latin-Scientific Latin and Modern Language One of the early settlers and sole Discovered by Dr. Cobern in the surviving charter member of Theta west, and presented two years ago to Delta Psi, and of the Gin-Rickey the class of 1911. Loves to gaze at Quartet of his freshman year. A bar the constellations and is heard to say, ber by trade. Made a vociferous “Twinkle, twinkle little star,” most Cheer-leader. A male prototype of melodramatically. Has a quiet and Klee-O-Kleet, and fond of Dr. Lock droll humor and worships antiquities. wood’s classes. Never seen with a Expects to spend her life teaching, college girl, but has been discovered but is doomed by her friends for a at the Palace Rink. Attends chapel Tragedy Queen. Has been with us a little more regularly than Joe Tor- long enough to gain our friendship. della. Has soulful eyes and is a mighty good comrade. fy z /z y /////////////////////////////////^ /. w /H f) R T ON ROLAND JONES GEORGE BESSIE MAY METCALF Saegertown, Pa. Jamestown, N. Y. Classical Classical Deserves editorial sympathy since The "Dick Baker” of Hulings Hall. he once W R O T E a Kaldron. At pres Helped the basketball team to win ent advance agent for the New York from Geneva. Is treasurer of the haberdashers, and studying law as a Classicists and knows all about Greek side line. We feel that a good Key Papyri. She is especially fond of stone View agent was spoiled to violets, at least evidences point that make a mediocre pettifogger. Will way. The conservative element of debate any question proposed and in the Board— Kaldron and otherwise. sist on the decision. Also handles the purse for Klee-O- Kleet. A charming lady who thor oughly justifies co-education. ELEANOR MAY MARTIN LEONARD CLEMENT HARRIS Meadville, Pa. Reynoldsville, Pa. Latin and Modern Language Latin and Modern Language Occupies a conspicuous place in Popularly known as Elsie. His am college life. The one incorruptible bition is to go singing through life, chapel monitor. Star in Public and make music wherever he goes. Speaking IV. Plays Pedro skilfully. Is a devotee of Alice, and has taken During her four years here her abili all the public-speaking courses— in ty has shown itself chiefly in her de cluding numerous private courses. votion to German and French. Is Starred in the heart-rending ballad, fond of telling when Paul Hillman “The Sweetest Flower that Blows.” came to call. Smiles and smiles— yet Elected Cheer-leader. (Not by Quill continues to chalk up our chapel cuts. Club.) Chief Bar Tender. Leans toward vaudeville. CHARLES CLAIRE GRANT Meadville, Pa. EDNA MAY MILLER Civil Engineering Philipsburg, Pa. Suddenly emerged into the spot Latin and Modern Language light by capturing the managership Another of the Radium Club. Quiet, of base hall in his senior year. Has yet always ready to lend a helping kept a fatherly eye on the college hand. Reads the Ladies’ Home museum. He has the same disease Journal. Is one of Mulfinger’s lead as his brother succumbed to— only ing ladies and intellectual enough to not so badly. His smiling counten enjoy English XI. In the earlier ance gave the senior girls an oc part of her course was handicapped casion for calling on Dut. Red is a by living out of the Hall, but has product of the now defunct Alden, made good since she has been room and being an engineer, insists that ing with Mercedith. he pays the tuition of two preachers. ■pyy//////////.y//y//////////////////////////////////////////y, CLAIRE EGBERT HILBORN Kane, Pa. Classical LOVINA BELLE SAEGER y y ' / One of the fast young men of Alle- Beaver Falls, Pa. ^ ^ ^gheny. H e once aspired to he poet Latin and Modern Language y 6 ^laureate, hut failing in this because Deserves to he better known than Chief Fudge-maker of the Mephis- she is. Did not start her intellectual topheles Club, and Promulgator of growth at Allegheny, but is a very Literary and Facial Whiskers. Also acceptable transplanting. Musically known as the class president who inclined, and therefore tickled the kept a Junior class aw-ake, and as a strings some in the girls’ mandolin satellite of Eliza Warren in Duzer Du. club. Successfully managed “The Has remained faithful to Penelope in Romancers.” Charter member of C. Kane, even after four years at co-ed C. Club. HE says he will wait one Allegheny. The creator of Kaldron more year for Lovina, so she is going Boards; big stick in Y. M. C. A., and to Columbia to take up domestic the Alice Spalding of Cochran Hall. science. IDA FLORENCE PRESTON EDWIN PAUL KENNEDY Meadville, Pa. Pittsburgh, Pa. Latin and Modern Language Latin-Scientific “She thinks too much.” A suffra "Ep” is a shining product of com gette, with capital S. Regrets that mercial Pittsburgh. As a result, he she didn’t go out for athletics or attacks everything with a grim ten make the debating team. Was horn acity. This has made him highly suc to rule. Uses the campus as a chess cessful in athletics and dramatics, board on which she plays with the but for some reason he has had to faculty as pawns. Official mouth take a loan from Mrs. Hulings. How piece of Dr. Suavely. Her name will ever, his firm purpose promises to go down with that of Bill Pixel as clear this debt in short order. Grew a pioneer of Dramatic Allegheny. Es quite a manly caterpillar on his up tablished a financial policy for Quill per lip in spite of family opposition. Club. Will doubtless he a second Big smoke in Duzer Du and friend Ida Tarbell, who will smear her of Alice. Favors convention hops. Alma Mater with much glory. Will hit the line hard. PAUL MANSELL HILLMAN VIOLA HUME SIMPSON Youngstown, Ohio. Indiana, Pa. Classical Classical The Victor Talking Machine, the Sunny and studious. One of the Recording Angel of the Allegheny good solid stock that gives a good Christian Advocate, and a life mem argument for the higher education ber of the Radium Club. Never for women. While a regular attend known to he on time in English \ . ant on Classical Club, and one who Once challenged Dr. Lockwood to takes delight in the Greek verb, verbal combat, in which the latter re the greatest claim of her thought tired. Always has the last word in was the Y. W. C. A., of whose a b le f^ debate. Fell victim to the dreamy work in the past two years she has eyes of a southern belle. A particular been largely the inspiration. Was If U u J ^ 4. pet of Bill Elliott. Fond of prompt O N CE reprimanded by Miss Spald-p M % y y ing the professors. ing, but it was a case of mistaken H % ^ identity. 4 y v //////////////////////////////y ////////y y w A M r t o n MARY SMITH WALTER LE ROY KULP Oakmont, Pa. West Middlesex, Pa. Latin and Modern Language Latin-Scientific Ex-President of Radium Club. "Tad” was not conspicuous in pub- “ Fate tried to conceal her by naming life until Ray Drum left school. her Smith,” but she outshone the Since then he has called at Hulings commonplaceness of her name. morning, noon, and night. A dis Boasts that she has never been tinguished member of the Runt bas kissed, although she has been out ketball team. A further proof of the with the President of Y. M. C. A. proverb that valuable articles are and the President of Thoburn Club. done up in small packages. He made Chief Justice of Hulings Supreme good in track, and studies a little. He Court. An Irish goddess who com stands lowest in his class, namely, bines the features of Bridget with the five feet, two inches. complexion of Diana. Blushes charm ingly and constantly, like John Moore, (q. v.) LILLIAN LA VERNA SMITH JOHN HARRISON MOORE Tarentum, Pa. Sandy Lake, Pa. Classical Latin and Modern Language Left us in February, but will get Originator of the pink mustache back in time for her sheep-skin. craze. “ Mellin’s Food, aged 20 years, Would rather study all night and 6 months.” Blushes like Mary Smith. then sleep through breakfast hour, His motto is “ Better late than never.” than go to bed at a white man’s time. Has not made a very big dent in the Has a man at home who owns an college life, but may show some of auto. Thinks that Pitt is the only us up when we all get out in the thing in the world outside of Alle cold, cold world. Presents the ap gheny, but we are glad she puts us pearance of being the busiest man in first. college since he assumed the manage ment of the New Lit. GILBERT WILCOX MEAD IRENE ELIZABETH SNEARLINE Verona, Pa. Meadville, Pa. Classical Latin and Modern Language Named after Wilcox Hall of Sci Tall and statuesque. Is noted for ence. One of the charming ladies filling up space. Her height is five, in "The Rivals” and charter member feet, ten inches. Hangs around the of the Kiss-Alice Club. Attempted big numbers in the German courses. to edit the Literary Monthly in spite She has most unselfishly refrained L of the opposition of a friendly mana from hurting anyone’s feelings by be- 4 . ger. The class athletic manager. A coming too brilliant— thereby win- C///A very bright young man, (i. e., on top) nmg a fame almost as lasting as if a m ,/, and the best re(a)d man in college. she had served on seventeen different y 4 //, 44 4 4/ The other member of the Lockwood committees. Although she has not | | | | I I Mutual Admiration Society. Secured participated in athletics, she is much y 4 4. 4 % ' his senior seating in time for Moving- interested in track and record break A A ‘ up Day. Locally a hard student, but withal a fusser. 4y/////////////////////////////////////M'.W/H09.'\0>\ NELSON RIST MOORE OMA BELLE STONER Vanderbilt, Pa. Scottdale, Pa. Engineering Latin and Modern Language Commonly called “ Prep,” but in A flaxen haired lassie who has se reality he belongs to the college, cured a marvelous collection of A ’s. which he entered in search of rest. We hear she has designs on Johns His abject fear of work led him to Hopkins for 1911-12. Pays room rent select the engineering course where at Hulings, but lives 011 Baldwin he is one of Dut’s hardest workers. Street, where she gives private les He has specialized in sleeping and sons in Chemistry to Paul and oth loafing. Relieves the monotony of his ers. A student volunteer by proxy. college life by occasionally attending Specializes in the History depart chapel. He continues to live since ment. Dropped Latin because Ross it requires energy to die gracefully. gave her a B. Dabbles in politics. ANDREW JULIUS NELSON Jamestown, N. Y. ANNA CAMDEN SPROUSE Latin and Modern Language Monessen, Pa. The original Ajax defying the Latin and Modern Language lightning was never a circumstance A namesake of Dr. Cobern’s, and to this Ajax defying all the powers one of his devoted followers. Is also above and below with this Book. An one of Lockwood’s delights. Never other so-called literary shine. One known to miss a chance to stop a of the Histrionic Hustlers not chosen hot liner from Luscious Frank’s bat. for Thespian ability. Apparently Wears an eternally cheerful expres cannot see any reason for co-ed edu sion which, we hope, will be as re cation except Miss Spalding, hut per freshing to the heathen as it is to us haps “there’s a reason.” A former on an otherwise dark day. As noted member of Cox’s Army. Issued first above, has taken lots of work under complete edition of Stidger’s poems. Cobern and Lockwood, yet speaks Has come out on top. The "After- well of both. Math.” Had the misfortune to belong originally to the class of 1910, but re pented of the error of his ways. MELVIN EVERETT MORSE SADIE EMELINE VAN HOESEN North Girard, Pa. Meadville, Pa. Latin-Scientific Latin and Modern Language A striking example of the economy One of the progeny of the old Prep of nature in using up odd material. School. Side-pardner and Siamese Looks like a bashful preacher in a twin to Myra Willson, but has not Ladies’ Aid meeting. Native of Jim followed her into the devious ways , mie Reed’s town. Author of “ How of Cupid. Always attended Senior to Make Young Girls Love the Sun teas and faithful to the end at Senior w . day School.” Maid up in Duzer Du. parties. Refused to join the Radium , Chief fusser in the Glee Club. As Club though eligible. Took French i pires to be like Dr. Lee. Like all III under Miss Fraser in her fresh- ■§ ^ great men, Morse has his weaknesses man year, and knows more German % % If II; — co-eds, pretty and otherwise, and than Mulfinger. % i * i I I? girls down town besides. JESSE SQUIBB ROBINSON WALTER MADISON SMALL Boston, Pa. Cooperstown, Pa. Classical Latin and Modern Language Mr. Robinson, of Boston, has the The wildest red man in college. Is ^virtue (?) of self-respect. Ought to interested in debate. Expects to get ^be an insurance agent. Teaches dis- a chance some day to tell Bryan, ' trict school. Member of Y. YV. C. A. Roosevelt and a few more of those during his freshman year. Kaldron fellows how to run the government, manager in 1910. Tried his derndest or at least will attain to the proud to get into the Senior Men. This position of J. P. some day in his picture shows him in full beard. Is home burg of Cooperstown. Has a firm believer in co-education in its shown occasional leanings toward the most improved manifestations as a fair sex, but it never lasted. Ask the means of complete una-fication. "If girls why. Held a prominent posi I get a chance to talk a little while, tion in the Glee Club picture for please forgive me." three years. ARTHUR ANDRE SWANSON MYRA ADELE WILLSON Lakewood, N. Y. Meadville, Pa. Engineering Latin and Modern Language The hottest sport in captivity. The science lady. Some day will Lover of the dramatic art as seen in lie an apotheker! Writes senior ora the Meadville nickleodeons. King tions on almost any subject; loves a Arthur 11 of the Waiters’ Round change! That diamond on her third Table. Won first prize for hand finger doesn’t seem to have prevented somest beard in senior contest. (See her making a few excursions into photo.) Answered the question, Cupid’s realm while in college. Misses "Should a college man do town fuss Harley dreadfully. A follower of ing,” in the affirmative. Acquired the Miss Spalding and the art of speech. accent on his second name, when he decided to become a French chef. JAMES FRANK SAYRE ROBERT CLARK STOCKDALE New Richmond, Pa. Loop, Pa. Latin and Modern Language Classical Better known as Angel Eyes. He Life member of the Radium Club. is high-browed and of majestic mien, Sells life insurance on the slightest and would look stately in his bare provocation. Locked horns with feet, but is lackadaisical withal. His Uncle Bave and was pronounced “in every speech and action remind one corrigible.” He will make good. WeiTv of the “soft, soft pedal.” His great are all sorry he could not have been^Z- est regret is that he preferred a Phi with us this year. Has done som e-'"-' Betta Kappa Key to the Fussers’ thing remarkable, but we forget 'N\\o\.//X /y /////y //// '^/f Row at the basketball games. Great it was. Sometimes mistaken for^ . V on negro dialect. Is a member of 4 4 Father Swick. . Golden Key, Quill, German, Mephis- 4 4 4 4 4 tos and Scientific Clubs, and of the Faculty scrub team. v v Yv/////////////////////,y//////////////AV.WAmoTm a '/. /////////////////////////////////xx/xxxxx/////////^ FRIEND LEE MICKLE Garland, Pa. IVAN REED STIDGER Latin-Scientific Moundsville, W. Va. A much Harris-ed man, who has Latin and Modern Language his chapel cuts marked down at Brother of the illustrious W. L- Brown’s. Namesake of the head of ddicted to somnambulistic propensi- the Department of Chemistry. Re '/ ties. Also known to stroll a few in sembles Oliver Goldsmith greatly. Is the daytime. Has leanings toward a member of the Faculty scrub team, Kappa Kappa Gamma— and a good i. e., he scrubs the chemical apparatus. eye. Athletic, and can whistle a rea Makes frequent trips to see his clever tune on occasion. It’s hard ‘'grandmother,” but we cannot tell to keep a good man down. Is going just how successful he is. He passed to be a medicine man. A good jumper the refining process of Prep School, in track and marks. and since has devoted his time to making bad smells up in W i’cox. HARRY M. WEETER New Bethlehem, Pa. JOHN MERRILL WHITE Latin-Scientific California, Pa. Sole surviving member of the ori Classical ginal Sheeny Team. Entered Prep A philosopher who has tendencies in the balmy days before the war, to become bold. Product of a Nor and thus remembers Timothy Alden. mal School, still is a pretty good fel Would like to he a heller with the low. Has leanings toward the Kal dron Board. Not to he confused ladies of Mrs. Hulings’ family, and with Charles White, for both dis may Anchor safe at last. A cat- claim relationship. Not much of an cutter and wants some time to get a angel chaser, but does try it on rare similar chance at human beings. Hails occasions and successfully, too. Blew from the yet unexplored wilds of into the college hand on a clarinet. Clarion County. Suspected of being Regular subscriber of the California a member of the Omicron Chapter. Monthly. One of the few 1911 men who take college seriously. CHARLES MORTLAND WHITE McKeesport, Pa. Latin and Modern Language An import from McKeesport, which got by the inspectors. His standing excuse is, “ I have engaged WALTER GLENN FIFE SUSANNA VOSBURGH Millvale, Pa. me a girl, therefore I cannot come.” Wellsville, N. Y. Inhabits Hulings Hall during Senior Engineering tea season. Another of the Prom One of the illustrious individuals Latin and Modern Language promoters. Primarily, essentially, held by the faculty to improve the continually and otherwise, a stude. A numerical value of the class of 1911, One of the wise folk of 1910, who firm believer in a closer Bond in the but is little known to this college gen decided not to receive her degree un class. Quill Club. Classical Club or eration. On? of the original Mail til 1911. A distinguished alumna of Track managership never divert him Pouch twins, also a firm supporter of Quill Club and originator of hair-rais from the even tenor of his way, i. e., Standard Navy and long Havanna ing tales which put Poe to. shame. the way of high marks. filler. Possesses a fiery red tempera Unfortunately, she has been beyond ment. Would doubtless have made the pale of the authority of the Kal the College Band this year. Prefers dron Board this year, so we cannot to remain incog, and so refused our present her likeness, hut VVe* shall 'X ...... s , y//////xx//X/x///////////xx*xM«xexi'///%. pleadings for a picture. nevertheless remember her. L’Envoi THE EDITOR here lakes his leave of you, 0, gen tle reader, lie alone is responsi ble for the errors and failures of the preceding pages, and, verily, he has done many things that he should not have done, and left un done many things that he should have done. lie here takes oppor tunity of thanking all who have contributed to any merits THE KALDRON, 1911, may possess,— the editorial board for its loyal support, the artists, photographers and humorists for their contribu tions, and the publishers for their efficient work. He asks that the same charity and leniency be shown this book that lie has shown towards you who have been in his power in these pages. He Now Presents THE MANAGER upon whose shoulders has fallen the financial burden of this book. He requests that the same careful con sideration be given to the succeeding pages of this book as to the ones that have gone before, for it is the advertisers who fill these pages llial make THE KALDRON possible. 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F OUNDED IN 1 8 1 5 Good Traditions Unsurpassed Location Strong Faculty Reasonable Expenses Cochran Hall Commons and Club House for Men is the Newest of the Ten Buildings Hippopotamus Hunt on Mlembo River, Rhodesia, Africa. Copyright 1910 by Keystone View Company KEYSTONE Salesmen not only acquire this practical knowledge of the world by handling KEYSTONE STEREOGRAPHS during their vacations, but. they gain an invaluable business experience as well, and at tlie same time make their college expenses. For full information regarding our Special Guarantee proposition, call at our office, or address For-Catalogue and other information write to THE KEYSTONE VIEW COMPANY President Wm. H. Crawford, Meadville, Pa. Meadville, Penna. VI A 1) V E It T I S E M ENTS COMPETITION MATERIAL RE the score of 27 to 2. (Hillman, “ Done JECTED BY THE EDITOR at last.”) The line up was as follows: (Hill OF THE CAMPUS man, “Well, darnation, if here isn’t some more!”) Friday, March the tenth, was a Seniors— 27. Juniors— 2. Mess Betcalf F Gida Lice great day in the annals of Hulings Bollie Massett ...F .. Whelma Ite Hall. (Hillman, “darn!”) Excitement Bacon and Eggs .C Barb Keene was at a fever heat, although it was a Hertrude Gillman G ... Duth Rowarth cold day. At 4:45 sharp (Hillman, O My Stoner ....G .. Birdie Braymer Field goals— Mess 12, Bollie 4, B. & “flat!”), the blue and white uniforms E. 6. O My o, Hertrude 3, Barb 1, were seen prancing into the gymnasi Birdie o, Gida o, Whelma o, Duth o. um. An excited concourse (Hillman, Fouls— Whelma and Gida played “Thunder, ‘concourse’ ”), filled the foul. And everyone went away saying gallery to overflowing and peered they had had a most enjoyable time. with anxious visages into the swarm (Hillman, “ Cut it!!! I’ll play bas ing arena. (Hillman, ["The deuce, ketball with this rot!”) swarming with what?”). P. S.— Hillman makes a basket. At the first blast of the referee’s whistle, a sudden and awe-inspiring ANOTHER GLEE CLUB HIT! silence overtook the company. Zizll Captain DeLand of the ’varsity hurls Edison Phonograph Records se the sphere into the ether, and then cured in dressing rooms of Glee Club, the wild tumult commences. |Hill- at Sharon, twenty minutes before con man, slamming down the manuscript, cert. “Well, I’m a sun-of-o-gun! 1 wonder Record commences with snatches of who did play anyway?’.) Mess Bet- classic and popular songs, such as calf and Birdie Braymer rush to “The Old Oaken Bucket,” "Any Little gether in bloody conflict. (Hillman. Girl,” "The Sweetest Flower That “Well whoever wrote this is a bird Blows,” all in harmony. and she made a mess of it!” ). Hist!! Then follows, in confused medley, Mess gets the ball and hurls it into “Trosh, we are now convinced abso yon yawning abyss! A great cry of lutely that you are a Salome. Hutchin exultation arises from the rooting son. Morse and Sharp, what do you (a la Hunt) Sophomores and Seniors! imagine you are, pickles! Smile, darn And the score-keeper shouts “two.” you, smile, it won’t hurt your face. This performance is repeated encore Miss Marhoffer!!!— ? Shut the door. et encore. Mess jumps for the ball, Give me your looking glass and shoe but Birdie catches it on the wing, brush. Curses— there goes a shirt while Gida Lice rushes to Birdie’s stud. Did ybu see a white tie around rescue! Barb shoots a goal, much here? I cut my finger and it bled on to the delight of the onlooking Jun my white shirt. Concert begins in iors and Freshmen, while Mess, aid just two minutes, dressed or un ed by Bollie. made a dozen. Duth dressed! Look at this talcum pow Rowarth, and Whelma Ite, who knew der, who did that? Do— do— . Got how the game ought to be played, it fellows? All right, make it good, outdid themselves. Hertrude Gill- we’re oflf.” man. (no relation to our worthy and brilliant editor, at least she says so), and O My Saoner did valiant work Menu at Cochran Hall Commons as guards. (Hillman, “That’s the best thing yet, ‘My Stoner’ ”). With Breakfast— Serial. the promise of Bacon and eggs if Dinner— Short story. they should win. the Seniors went Supper— A farce. into a mad frenzy and soon ran up To be continued. ADVERT1SEMENTS ADVERTISEMENTS TO THE COLLEGE GIRL Our Motto:— “If we please you, tell Your corset has much to do with your person others; if we don’t, tell us.” ality— the impression you make. Spirella Corsets will add beauty to your figure. They are comfort DR. E. H. KAHLER able, healthful, ventilative and durable. Let us ex ALL WORK GUARANTEED plain the possibilities of tasty, correct dress with Spirella. You incur no obligation. SPIRELLA CORSET SHOP STUDENTS’ ! MEADVILLE IlrnipHfcad Illock Phone 5 3 2 . MEADVILLE, PA. DENTIST I STEAM LAUNDRY Seniors and all Men should go to 286 CHESTNUT ST. 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Swartley? “ Fine for social purposes.” “ Brief and to the point.” “Meeting place for A-ughes and— ” “Quality, not quantity.” “ I met her there.” “ Multum in parvo.” “ Dearth of popular fiction.” “The Freshman idol.” “ Would make nice tete-a-tate tea “Travels on half fare.” rooms.” “Not long for this life.” “A nice building.” “Where’s Dad Akers?” . .“Voluminous.” “A big little feilow.” “ Good place to go when Campus- "Example of good things in small Established 30 Years sed.” packages.” “Undoubtedly meant for book “ Nothing so small s to he without cases,;—but.” use.” “ Conjugal felicity.” The College Council? “How old was he when she took “Should be buried.” him to raise?” We sell the “Harmless.” “ Every inch a man.” “ What is it?” “An unknown quantity.” Should a college man do town fuss “A co-educational Forum.” ing? W o rld ’s Be^l P ianos! “ Dormant.” “ No, too many hearts are broken “Adjourned sine die.” thereby.” Steinway Knabe Hardman "Patronize home industry.’ Mumps? “Ask Croasman.” Briggs Poole Lyon & Healy “All right in proper place.” “ Only in time of great extremity." Vose Winter Laffargue “Swell affairs.” “ No, his interest should be in col Autotone "An enterprise hard to keep up.” lege subjects only.” Regent Rudolph “ Compulsory, like chapel.” “ If he can’t afford a Hulings Hall “ Not to he taken with pickles.” girl.” “A childish luxury.” “ Good enough for David. Paul, An drew, James and other Bible heroes.” College Dances? “ If capable if it. If not call at Sold on easy monthly payments or “ S’s’s’h-sh I” Hulings.” “ Conspicuous by their absence.” "In moderation.” discount for cash “Stolen sweets.” “Where else can he fuss?” “ Fleeting, elusive moments.” “All right for Osthaus.” “ Needed for the bigger and better Allegheny.” What would you wish for your worst “Allegheny’s most popular social enemy? function.” “ Mumps.” Our low prices and easy terms have successfully “There aint none.” “ Cheese.” “ Evidence of things not seen.” met all competition for 30 years. “ Miss Spalding’s disapprobation.” “ Such a bore! W hy don’t we re “To live with Lee.” place them with thimble parties?” “To board at Cochran.” “ Phi Psi ball.” “ To spend an hour with Jean M.” The Glee Club? College Poets? “A howling success.” “ Flossie and Ross’e.” Edward T. Bates Company “ A little premature.” “ Peace to their ashes.” “ Full of latent possibilities.” “Should write the song-book.” 303 Chestnut Street, Meadville, Pa. “Needs more glee.” “ Scarce.” “ Flat.” “They fall over their own feet.” Opposite Post Office. “ Bass.” “ Dead, a'l dead.” “Best in g6 years.”— (Signed J. A. B.). GEO. T. WILSON & SONS Meadville Cigar Works JEWELERS AND OPTICIANS H. DREUTLEIN Manufacturer of and Dealer in College Jewelry of all Kinds, Pins, Buttons, Fobs, Etc. Engraved Cards CIGARS, TOBACCO, PIPES, ETC. Invitations, Etc., At Lowest Prices. Eye Glasses Accurately ESTABLISHED 1867 RETAIL STORE AND OFFICE FACTORY AND WAREROOM Fitted. Established 1874. 212 Chestnut Street 9491-2 Park Avenue 223 Chestnut Street, . . Meadville, Pa MEADVILLE, PENNA. John J. Shryock Company MERCHANTS’ NATIONAL BANK W . S. McGunnegle, Pres. Geo. D. Trawin, VIce-Pres. John H. Reitze, Cashier Carpets, Rugs, Furniture, Bedding Interior Decorations CAPITAL - - - $100,000 SURPLUS and PROFITS $150,000 WE WANT YOUR BUSINESS F. K. EASTERWOOD S. A. COOK PRESCRIPTION DRUGGIST * W . J. B oyd M. V. B oyd Specialties—Fine Drugs, Chemicals, Physicians’ Prescriptions Family Receipts, Pure Ice Cold Soda and The Place where all the boys Mineral Water. buy Popcorn and Peanuts Boyd Brothers Southeast Comer Park Avenue aud Chestnut Sts. BOTH TELEPHONES Non-alcohol Flavors and Ex DENTISTS tracts. Special for Fraternity Houses and Clubs CONRAD FISHER Perfume and other toilet arti cles of highest and purest Manufacturer and Dealer in grade 2841 Chestnut Street FOREIGN AND DOMESTIC CIGARS, Opposite Lyceum TOBACCO, ETC. Phone No. 488 Chestnut Street near Dr. Gamble Corner Chestnut and Market Streets, Smoke the Northwestern Cigar Chestnut Street near Trolley Station i T XVITI XIX A /) V E R T I S E M E N T S TWENTY-FOUR YEARS THE STUDENTS’ FORUM in this way and proclaiming one to be the leader of them all. There are several reasons why the “Lit” is bet (Continued from page 17.) ter than the rest. First, it is always “Harbingers of spring.” issued on time. There is nothing “Stidgerian emulators.” paid-in-advance subscribers like quite N one building and under the same management means reliability and “Not appreciated at their true so much as having their magazine ap worth.” pear on time. Second, the material is a guarantee that our students receive the right kind of training. “None since Stidger.” published is always of the highest I W hy did you come to Allegheny? order and of a kind that cannot well The enrollment has increased from year to year and the growth of the lie criticized. It is said that all of "Reasonable expenses.” it passes through the bands of Dr. “To spend father’s money.” school has been steady and substantial. Lockwood before publication and “I was sent.” has therefore quite passed the realm “Co education.” Practical courses in bookkeeping, shorthand, type-writing, penman of criticism. Third, the large and ex “Cali of the wild, like Hughes.” tensive subscription list of which the “Read and believed the catalog.” proprietors of the Literary Monthly ship and the attendant branches are offered— the kind of training that “Roped in.” are justly proud, is an undeniable tes “Unsurpassed location.” timony of its real worth. There were prepares for good positions. Compulsory Chapel? times, it is true, when this entertain Ask Dutton. ing magazine was published under Each and every student is placed on his own responsibility and is “I didn’t know it was.” a decided mis-nomer, for it was “All right if you have a stand-in neither literary, nor monthly. But allowed to complete his course as rapidly as his ability will allow. Indi with the monitor.” today the old order has been re “A good study period.” versed. With the first issue in the vidual instruction is the key to the progress of each student and no em “An irreligious influence.” fall, the magazine was heralded as "Should be compulsory Lvceum.” “The New Lit.” We were all so glad barrassment is caused from class recitations. New enrollments are “Is that so?” to know that some of the old num “Should be compulsory for the bers were not going to be repub Faculty also.” lished, and that it was really new, made on each Monday of the school year. This plan allows students that we subscribed at once. Thus, under the impetus and inspiration re to start at any time. UNSOLICITED TESTIMONIAL ceived from our subscription (for you know, under certain conditions The Board of trustees, comprising some of the best business men Appreciative Evidence from an Ex one subscription means a great bitl, pert. we trust the magazine will flourish of Meadville, is as follow s: Dr. T. L. Flood, S. L. Boyd, E. W . M cA r The following is only one of a until the end of the year. large number of testimonials in our Fraternally, Thos. Hughes, thur, Hon. A . L. Bates, C. S. Burwell, W . I. Bates, P. J. Shaughnessy. files, received from admiring and en thusiastic subscribers. Our subscrip Associate Editor The Campus. L. E. Stacy and R. D. Powell. tion list has now reached the un paralleled total of 53 exclusive of ad Co-Education vertisers and complimentary copies to Time—7:45 p. m., any evening of contributors and faculty. The sub 1st semester. scription price is only one dollar per Place—Hulings Hall parlors. CATALOG AND LITERATURE ON REQUEST year. Characters—Jess Robinson, and Signed, Manager. other fussers. Action—Simply waiting. Campus Board Editorial Rooms, Jess—“See here, men, let’s have March 7, 1911. some excitement. Suppose each fel Mr. John H. Moore, low puts down a nickle under this Mgr. “The New Lit.” cushion, and the last man out gets My. Dear Manager: the pile.” Permit us to say that in our opinion All do as proposed. Finally the Meadville Commercial College the Allegheny Literary Monthly is last man has gallantly assured the unquestionably the best monthly pub fair co-ed that she has not kept him MEADVILLE, PENNSYLVANIA lished at Allegheny. This we say waiting a minute. The last but Jess, without fear of contradiction; we care who as he pockets 45 cents, chuckles not a particle what the other month to himself,—“Guess I won't make it “ The School that Gets Results ” lies may think of us for coming forth a parlor date, after all.” XX ADVERTISEMENTS ADVERTISEMENTS I Three Essential Factors in every SCHGDLorCOLLEQE COURSE! Brains. Ambition, The cone shape for ease in writing and secure friction lock of cap, the patented spoon feed for accurate ink supply, and the clip-cap to prevent loss are some of the individual qualities for the college success of Waterman’s Ideals. Also Safety and Self Filling. Ask your dealer. L. E. Waterman Co., 173 Broadway, New York Hotel Riverside Cambridge Springs, Pa. In connection with Gray Open the year around Mineral Spring. Write for catalogue William Baird, Proprietor. Dr. ALYAH JOHNSTON JULIUS STAFF, Jr. 0 DENTIST Who 'Tailors 'B est v 903 Park Avenue in M eadville Hours 9 to 12 A . M. 1 to 5 P. M, Market. Street XXIII ADVERTISEMENTS A SIGNAL HONOR. SENIOR ELECTION STATISTICS Following the phenomenal success Faculty Members Receive Invitations of the Kaldron general election, the to Become Members of Famous Senior class held an election, result ing as follows: London Club. (Rules: Each Senior entitled to "A signal honor came to Allegheny one vote. Sixty-five votes were cast. this week through the invitations to F'ive votes required for mention President Crawford, Professor Lee here.) and Dr. Dockwood to become mem Question: Who is most admired at bers of the Authors’ Club of London. Allegheny? This society is composed of men who Answer: Len Harris— 1 vote. have written something worthy of Q. Who is the most popular? more than local or passing note. The A. Mr. Hubbard (Mrs. Hubbard membership is limited to T W E L V E cast the deciding vote) H U N D RED and includes some of the Q. Who is the biggest grind? famous authors of the world. Among A. Miss McKenzie.— 65 votes. them are found the names of Thomas Q. Who is the most energetic? Hardy, Alfred Austin, Hall Caine, Sir A. Messrs. Craig and Prep. Oliver Lodge, Dr. William Ostwalt, Moore.— Each 32 1-2 votes. Professor Ladd, Sir William Ramsey, Q. Who is best athlete? Sir A. Conan Doyle and Anthony A. Frampton— because he ran for Hope Hawkins.”— The Campus. poet laureate.— 13 votes. Q. W ho is the greatest sacial light? The Kaldron Secret Service Staff A. Miss Duffy, who attended Y. has discovered that all whose names M. C. A. and Y. W. C. A. reception this year. appeared in “ Who’s W ho” were in vited to join this club, upon payment Q. Who is the hardest worker? A. Andy Morford. of a fee of five pounds. To confirm Q. Who is the Senior beauty? this we wrote to a victim of “Who’s A. Frank Sayre, properlv known W ho” and received the following as "Angel Eyes.” damaging evidence: Q. Who is the most original? “ Department of History, Politics and A. Helen Bond (based on excuses Economics. made at Registrar’s window). “April i, 1911. Q. Who is the best natured? “ Mr. Kaldron Editor: A. Weldon Grant— since marriage. "Sorry I can not give you the of Q. Who is the brightest? ficial reply you want as to the ‘Club A. R d Small. of London.’ I was invited to join; Q. Who is the wittiest? consulted some other members of A. Ruth Kelly— based on nation Faculty here who had similar invita ality. tions, and knew at first hand the na Q. Who is the best dresser? ture of the conditions under which A. Paul Hillman (except between the organization operated and all our dates, Nov. 25 and Dec. 6. See cal cards went into the waste basket. The endar). COLLEGE MEN ATTENTION dues were nominal; rooms next door Who is the noisiest? a hotel where you paid for your Harry Firestone— based on vote of MENDEL’S CLOTHES Designed by the Best Makers in America. meals, and once so often some liter haberdashers. Our Buying Prestige Means Something to You. ary lion made a talk. Success to year Q. Biggest fusser — Steady — Correct Evening Apparel for Formal Functions. book of 1911. Charles White. “Yours, Cosmopolitan— Tad Kulp. Correct Business Apparel for Day Wear. “ E. A. S.’’ Correct Outing Apparel for Golf, Motoring and Tennis. Dr. Cobern in Psych. I. The Book Store announces receipt “1 wanted Miss Spalding to make of a shipment of T. N. E. dictionaries, faces at this class for five minutes, Mendel’s Corredt Dress Stores translated from the original by hut she wouldn’t come. What do Meadville, Pa. Erie, Pa. Can’em Cobern, Professor of Arabian you think of that? Now we will have Nights. 3-td to get a substitute; Miss Bassett.” A D V E R TISEME NTS W. L. MILLER Dr. OTIS BALCOM SMITH’S TOGGERY EYE SPECIALIST The College Hill Room 1 Phoenix Block GROCER ★ ★ ★ Especial Attention to Students Give us a call ★ ★ ★ Cor. 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Tho NEW INTERNATIONAL contains mom informationiiio n of o i k J h • intorost to more people than any other dictionary y V I U 3 G E T T H E I t E S T in SCHOLARSHIP. CONVENIENCE, AUTHORITYTHORITY. 1 +-» 2 SMITH’S TOGGERY WRITE for Specimen Pages and see the new Divided-Page arrangement.ig*ment. j 53 % G. & C. MERRIAM CO., Publishers, Springfield, Mass U.S. A | MEADVILLE, PA. A D V E R T I S E M E N T S A TRY-A-LOG Personnel: Bark (aside): Gany, ’S blood! He rivals my own beauty! Bark, Did I stand before my mirror two full PETER MILLER’S SONS Jess, minutes Other Fijis. Only to he outdone thus, my pride A C T I. laid low! For Better Shoes Scene I— Phi Gam House. But yet shall he upon his nose, bite Gany (replacing invitation to hard the dust. Thanksgiving party at Hulings Hall (Aloud to Dotterrer): in the envelope)— Now Bill, you have no style, Now this occasion must by me That hat would fit so well your raven Be made most memorable to many locks, more, Mine here is far too large or— The gracious dean and maidens in her But make Gany share. charge Chorus: I will this evening make a hit upon. Share! Share! A gorgeous tie now bring to me, Chuck Dotterrer: 939 Water Street A vest adorned in colors bright But yours fits me! I’ll take Bark’s! And on my head so sleek and— Ballinger: I’ll wear a stove-pipe hat that night. The little one for me! MEADVILLE, ■ ■ PENINA. Bark— Jam Stewart: To me the plan as well as hat No harsh words over trifles such as Doth seem becoming, so methinks hats, I’ll seek beneath the rafters of our Shall mar our peace. house (Whispers) Shut all the doors, The one Bish left us for the Minstrel Come listen to my plan. show. (All put heads together.) Jess— (Excited whispers.) Mv thoughts exactly, but I feel Weeter— The mind of Jam is greatly That hat is more appropriate for me. magnified 1 Your head is not near large enough, Chuck D.— W e’re saved! Crawford County Trust Co. While mine is big, Nichols— And thou our benefactor. My thoughts have made it so. Ballinger— Me first for the big one. Capital $125,000. Surplus and Undivided Profits $60,000 And 1 will wear that hat to Hulings Chuck D.— Second! Hall. Weeter— Third 1 The Crawford County Trust Co. acts as Executor, Administrator, Or, ’pon my little soul, 1 will not go All (chorus)— And Jess is last! Guardian, Receiver or Trustee. It is a Legal Depository for money and at all. Jess: acts as Financial Agent for individuals and corporations and agents tor Scene II, day later. No fair, fellows, this won’t do. Soliloquy by Gany: When that hat finally reaches me, the care of real and personal estate. By all the demons of this college hill. Its battered rim and ruffled nap Those lads have spotted that good hat Will never match my spotless coat PAYS 4 PER CENT. ON SAVINGS ACCOUNTS And think to claim the honor of the and face. scheme I’ll not go hence. Which could not spring from other All (in chorus): brain than mine. Farewell to Jess! The wretches! Z ounds! I’ll heat His pride was e’er too great, Pennsylvania College of Music them yet!— Cor. Park Avenue and Center Street, Meadville, Pa. W e’ll leave him now all to his lonely Some store! Alas! My purse is fate. FACULTV empty Let’s forth to the hall and beauty’s Director, Harry W althe MnnviUe. And no more now till Christmas. court. ) Plano. Harmony. , , Ah! I have it! The very thing! Frank L. Keed, A. O. M .1 Counterpoint nml Harry Wnithe MnnviUe. V olee EPILOGUE. ' History of Music Ida .1. Esehelmnn, Mandolin. Guitar I’ll hie me to the rummage sale Young folks beware! I say beware! Mary Thorpe Graham I Clementine Calvin. A. M. Kxpresslon And find some battered relic there For soon to you all may come Idn J. Esehelmnn > Plano Iona Woodcock. China Painting Charlotte MarhofTer 1 Edith Jeanette ltoddy, Drawing. Painting To make the maids of Hulings stare! What these lads had to bear. Flavin Dnvls Porter. Organ Scene III. Time, Thanksgiving Beware the pride that runs about Sol M. Mnrcosson, Violin . ,, Day, 8 p. m. Fred T. PefTers, Assistant Violin Nina Elizabeth Blair. Secy, and Registrar Without discretion close Native Fijis assembled. For you can’t tell and no one knows Excellent Facilities, Complete Courses Leading to a Diploma Enter Bark and Gany. Most Approved Methods How things are coming out! ADVERTISEMENTS HOTEL KEPLER T. D. KEPLER, PROPRIETOR • 4 * 4 - European Plan at Popular Prices Rooms 50c, 75c, $1.00 a Day HE HOTEL VANADIUM, refurnished and re T decorated, and under new management, is Penn EVERYTHING sylvania’s finest all the year round resort for health, rest and recreation. FIRST-CLASS f t 4 , r cAll the rooms are large and have outside expos Convenient to Business Houses, Etc. ures. Theatre and Ball Room in the building. Table Opened March 1, 1894 unexcelled. Ice made on the premises from Vanadium Crystal Lithia Water. Corner Market Street and Market Square Golf links, tennis, boating and fishing. Largest pri vate swimming pool in the state. Vanadium, Turkish, Meadville, Penn’a. Russian and Electric Baths. Estate covers 200 acres. Steam heat, electric lights, elevator, telephones and all GRADUATES modern conveniences. Moderate rates. Fred Albaugh W rite for Booklet. In charge of KEEP’S GEORGE W. cAVERY, Manager. SANITARY Cambridge Springs, Pa. Barber Shop PHARMACY Accuracy, Purity and Promptness Flood Building. Meadville, Pa. j DrugS| CigarSi Candyi Sun(]ries — B U R C H ,S — For The Best Ice Cream Cool Pleasant and Roomy Parlors ORDERS DELIVERED. Telephone No. 76 Opposite Academy of Music ______A DVERT I S E M ENTS ______Charles Muckinhaupt & Bro. QUESTION BOX PROPRIETORS OF In this department Miss Barefax Dear Miss Beatrice Barefax: will answer all questions relating to Livery, Boarding and Sale Stable 1 am attending a young ladies’ sem love, courtship and marriage, the inary where dancing is prohibited. I complexion, etiquette at Senior teas, am awfully fond of hugging to music, and other perplexing questions arising Carriages for Weddings and Receptions a Specialty. so can you suggest a way to evade the in co-educational institutions. rules? LcRoy Peterson. Address all communications to Miss Beatrix Barefax. Corner Center and Market Streets Either Telephone 104 Answer.— Show your real college (N. B.— Miss Barefax has received spirit,— invite some girls from Corry, the unqualified endorsement of the sneak out to Saegertown and keep late Dean M. E. N. Fraser and her moving till the music stops. Measure successor, the present Dean of W o up to the manhood in you! B. B. men.) DR. W. C. CARPENTER Dear Beatrice Barefax: My dear Miss Barefax:— I have a pair of eyes so brown I went with a youn A fflrlmmr (Sift in attu Ifinmr I National Bank the '‘MOST POPULAR" MUSIC FOLIOS Meadville, Pa. Home Songs (Words and Piano)...... $0.o0 National Songs ( Words and Piano)...... 50 H ym ns ( Words and Piano) ...... 50 | Capital, : : Love Songs ( Words and Piano)...... 50 College Songs (Words and Piano)...... 50 New College Songs ( Words and Piano).... .50 | Surplus and Profits $175,000 New Songs for Glee Clubs ( Words and Piano) .50 New Songs for Male Quartets ( W . and / . ) .50 Piano Pieces ...... ,!.£ j. Deposits : : $1,300,000 Piano Duets ...... Piano Dance Folio...... ’.tj? Selections from the Operas, (Piano Arr.). .i5 Mandolin Pieces In its new building corner Chest Piano Accompaniment...... 50 Guitar Accompaniment...... 40 nut and Market Streets, it XHSSTM First Mandolin...... 40 offers every Banking Second Mandolin...... 40 Violin Obligato...... Facility. 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Wo do not regularly handle second hand bicycles, but usually have I „ ,n1tTftdo by our Chicago retail stores. These wo clear out promptly ut prices Goods Delivered to Any Part of the City. ranging from $ 3 to f$ o r$ iO . Descriptive bargain lists mailed free. CUASTER-BRAicFN singlo whoels, imported roller chains ami pedals, parts, repairs and v w n w ■ n i l s n k e j equipment of all kinds at half the regular retail prices. Hedgethorn Puncture-Proof $ BOTH PHONES 346 NORTH STREET M A SAMPLE PAIR Self-healing Tires TO INTRODUCE,ONLY The regular retail priceof these tires .. $10.00 per p a ir, but to introduce wel V A * MAY MA* VAX M IX MAM M IX MAM MAM MAM MAX MAX w ill sell you a sample pair for $4.80(cash with order $4.55., M IX MAM MAM MAM MAM MAM XAM MAM XAM MAM MAM MAM NOMORETROUBLEFROMPUNCTURES CAPS AND GOWNS NAILS, Tacks, or Class will not let thcairout. A hundred thousand pairs sold last year. ui-ouKiruun.n F S H R t P T M N - ls *,a(lc,n llvo]y a11 an(1 s,zes- casy riding, very durable and lined inside with GRAHAM & McCLINTOCK a special quality of rubber, which never be comes porous and which closes up small punctures without allowing the air to escape. We have hundreds of letters from satisfied customers Notice tho thick rubbertroad stating that their tires have only been pumped up once A” and puncturostrips“ B" HEADQUARTERS FOR or twice in a whole season. They weigh no more than and “ D” also rim stri p “ H” an ordinary tire, the puncture resisting qualities being to prevent rim cutting. This given by several layers of thin, specially prepared tiro will outlast any other fabric on the tread. The regular price of these tires mako-SOFT, ELASTIC and is $10.00 p e r p a ir, b u t fo r ad v ert! sin g p urposes we are E A S Y RIDING. making a special factory price to tho rider of only $4.80per pair. Ail orders shipped same Sporting Goods, day letter is received. We ship C. O. L). on approval. You do not pay a cent until you have examined and found them strictly as represented. ca,*h d,»eou"* of •' l * r cen t (thereby m ak in g the price $ 4 .5 5 per pair) If you send F U L L C A S H WITH ORDER and enclose this advertisement You run no risk In sending us ari order as tho tires may bo Fishing Tackle, returned at O U R expense If for any reason they aro not satisfactory on examination. Wo aro perfectly reliable and money sent to us Isas safoaH in a bank. If you ordcra pair of these tires, you will find that they will ride easier, run faster, wear better, lust longer and look liner than onv tiro you have ever used or seen ut an v price. ™ +now if1 you Will bo so well pleased that when you want a bicycle you will give us your order. Wo want y ou to se nd uso trial order at once, hence this remarkable tiro offer. Nickle and Silverware, IF YOU NEED TIRE .ie ? " ,1't.b,‘’'?,n>'kln'l “ t “ byPrl«>’’ntllyouiiendrnrapolrorneditcthora Most Reasonable Prices, ’ . * Puneturo-Proot tire, on approval ami trial nt tho special Introductory Excellent Workmanship. prior quoted. boro: or writeifor our bln Tiro and Sundry Latoluituo wblcb describes and quotes all makes and kinds of tires at about halfthe usual price*. Guns, Lamps, Etc. D O N O T DO NOT THINK OF BUYINCn bleyelc or a pair of Faculty Gowns and Hoods It only costs a postal to learn evi^tbm ” *W rne It H O W kD°W “CW aDd *'on,lcrf," ° a c n » • « ro m a k ln s. Pulpit and Choir Robes J.L.HIEAD CYCLE COMPANY, CHICAGO,ILL. 962 Water Street Cox Sons & Vining, 262 Fourth Avenue, xnt Corner Park Avenue and Randolph Street Over Tribune Office H. M. Pettingell Students’ Frame Shop Pictures of All Kinds. 966 Water Street, Meadville, Pa. D. A. Gill MAUD HARPER Notary Public Hardware Stenographer and Type= w riter Office— Pheonix Block Residence 386 Chestnut Street Meadville Phone Water Street Office 80 Residence 80-W