low legislative se with cross-Ca"pitol \ national attention for reinforcing the session ended at midnight the state's hillbilly image by Saturday. p'using a law allowing people to Every year lome issue ~-~.By JMIUII/er ...., eat road kill. causes a rift between the House ..u.ocilltld Press The most significant bill and the Senate. Delegates per­ CHARLESTON, W.Va. of the session, one establishing a petually complain that they (AP) - The Legislative session health insurance program for the work long hours on It bill only to was slow from beginning to end, working poor, was never in dan­ see it die without ever coming. until the last hours when tern­ ger. But it took until the last day up for discussion in the Senate. IJC'I:S flared and a teacher pay to work out the details. Last year it was a bill to raiSe bill go~ caught in the cross­ Gov. Cecil Underwood's allow companies to ..tit their fire between the House and agenda was bigger than last own compliaace with envinJR­ Senate. year's but r. from hefty with mental laws. Thii year it was a Because it is an election only one controversial bill, his bill to reduce deer herds and year, unusually controversial propQsaI to rewrite the state's another to establish a fund issues like casino gambling were liability laws. That went named after a retired state absent. absolutely nowhere. employee. A.s Senate President Earl Almost all ofhis other pro­ Then there was the pay. Ray Tomblin, D-Logan, said, posals passed and he said he was raise. "There were not a lot of earth­ pleased with. the session, except The socnario was almost Ma'.'" •• W" shaking bills that were intra­ for lawmakers' treatment of one ~tiian. the MY ... bila ~ to cilOed." of his most significant proposals, Houq Education eliminate the 9QIIUIlisskNI. Bereft of major bills to a $756 pay raise for teachers and Chairmen Jerry Mezzatesblt J);. WheR the Senate ...... to &0 argue about, l!lwmakers had scbool service personnel Hampshire, .. upset with a1ons. the biD died. time to spend on dozens of rela­ Although support for it Senate Judiciary Chairman Bal WootoD said the comnn. tively minor measures and got was overwhelming, it died when Wooton, J):.Ralei&h, because be lion is considering finding a

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Sarah Gower, Heather Jones, Valerie Mullins, and Christa Webb 419'5 HONEy-GLAZED LEMON PEPPER 'POSSUM INGREDIENTS 1 medium (road tenderized) 'possum* (3-5 Ibs) (2-3 Ibs of chicken may be substituted) 4 cups of honey Yz cup of lemon juice (or season to taste) 2 tsp of lemon pepper spice 1 Tbs of butter

COOKING INSTRUCTIONS: Preheat oven to 350 degrees. Place dressed 'possum in a large oven-safe casserole dish. Mix (I-r) Christa Webb, Heather Jones, Valerie Mullins, and Sarah Gower Ilchieve "lIe honey, lemon juice, butter, and lemon pepper spice in a separate with the addition of a crockpoL "Roast beef this weekend!" (Hellther Wllre, M~n:.M bowl until well blended. Pour the mixture over the 'possum and THE WINNERS SPEAK: "We at 419 would like to thank the legislators who made this allow to bake for one hour or until golden brown. For an extra fes­ sible. Without their concern for dead wildlife, find dining and gift giving would not be Iepi 419. As a result of the "Roadkill Bill," any Ford Escort can be transformed into a fine-tuned tive touch, garnish the 'possum with pineapple slices and cherries art. No longer must we be concerned with the caliber of our guns, but with the horsepower before baking. Serve the honey-glazed, lemon pepper 'possum with the hood and the strength 'of our grilles. One does not have to aim, just merely swerve a lemon in its mouth and garnish with parsley. Tenderizing will never be a problem. We would also like to thank the boys at "Little their knowledge, expertise, and tastebuds were indespensible. We also want to thank our James Cameron, and all our friends back home (Hi, Mom!). We also want to thank all * 'possum must have sustained only minimal damage for optimum did not believe that we could succeed and triumph in the culinary world. To quote our eating enjoyment Eric Cartman of South Park, Colorado: "Follow your dreams. You can reach your goals. I ** serves three ing proof. Beefcake! .BEEFCAK!" Last, but not ieast, we would like to thank Terry Estep ad Richmond, for being able to recognize true genius among ~e thousands of imitators."

Page 7 nsorship or sens itivity? Dicti onary blisher reviews racial slur .»"1)'" sive 'tool if it did not list the threatened to lead a boycott By comparison, the ognize why this definition is .....,.Pra8 words used in our language." against the publisher if the word American Heritage Dictionary unacceptable to millions of SPRINGFIELD, Mass. - Merriam-Webster's most wasn't revised. flags the word at the beginning Americans. " with complaints and a recent Collegiate Dictionary In response, a special of the entry, which may be why Ms. Williams, the muse­ boycott about the defines "'nigger" first as: "'a review committee of senior edi­ it has received few complaints, um curator, approved of the pub­ of "nigger" in its dic- black person--usually taken to tors, as well as outside linguists said Joe Pickett, executive editor lisher's move, but said she Merriam-Webster is be offensive." Other definitions and other language experts, for the dictionary published by would prefer that all racial and how it defmes offen- refer to "' a member of any dark­ began reviewing offensive Houghton Mifflin. -ethnic insults be expunged from skinned race," and "a member words this year for Merriam­ The American Heritage the dictionary. of a socially disadvantaged class Webster. Dictionary's Collegiate edition "If the word is not there, of persons." The publisher has also defines ''nigger'' this way: "offen­ you can't use it," she said. An accompanying para­ received a number of complaints sive slang. Used as a disparaging Not that Merriam-Webster graph on usage notes that ,. nig­ recently about its definitions of term for a Black person." has buckled when its definitions ger" is "'perhaps the most offen­ "honky," "cracker," and "kike," Merriam-Webster offi­ raise a fuss. sive and inflammatory racial Bums said Monday. cials were surprised at the pub­ After Indiana University slur in English" and is "'expres­ Other words being lic reaction to their listing, won the NCAA basketball sive of racial hatred and big­ reviewed include: "Chink," given that the dictionary entry championship in 1987, Sen. Dan otry." "fairy," "gringo," "half-breed," emphatically warns that the Quayle, R-Ind., took issue with Bums said that the compa­ "Kraut," "Paddies," "pig," word "'nigger" is inflammatory an entry in Merriam-Webster's ny has fielded about 2,000 let­ "Polack," "queer," "redskin," and insulting. unabridged dictionary that ters, notes and phone calls about "spic" and "whitey." After hearing of defined "Hoosier" as "an igno- Still, there are no plans to the word's definition since the Any changes could be Merriam-Webster's task force, rant rustic." . words the publisher con­ two Michigan women began included in the 1999 update to its NAACP President Kweisi The future vice president are offensive and deroga- protesting. Collegiate Dictionary, Bums said. Mfume said, "We are gratified protested to Merriam-Webster, One of the women, The style of listing defini­ that Merriam-Webster finally even introducing a Senate res­ Kathryn Williams, curator of the tions historically might be a got the message." olution asserting that the bas­ Museum of Afrikan American problem, she said, because some But he said the NAACP ketball team had displayed the "'That would be censor- History in Flint, Mich., suggest- readers have "'become so angry will ask for company records on real meaning of the word: 1IIip," said Deborah Bums, mar- ed that Merriam-Webster omit that they haven't read beyond buying, employment, promotion "someone who is qui~k, director for the the word from the dictionary. the first entry." Revising that and the makeup of the board of smart, resourceful, skillful, a publisher. And the National policy, however, would mean directors . 'to determine if a cul­ winner." a reference tool, the dictio- Association for the changing all entries in the dictio­ ture within the company has Merriam-Webster did not would not be a comprehen- Advancement of Colored People nary to conform. made it difficult for them to rec- change the entry. South Dakota adopts law that ditorials from around the country made West Virginia a punch line Cbarlotte (N.C.) The president in effect -brating the dawn of a new mil­ OD film Pri"",ry makes his own movie, an end­ lennium on Jan. I, 2000. The One in every three adult reminder to m/l!Tied couple~ less succession of images creat­ complainants note that the defi­ women experience at least one that domestic violence is a ed to shape the public's mood nition of a millennium is a thou­ physical assault by a partner crime under the Family and burnish the star's image. No sand>-year period. The second during adulthood. Protection Act of 1992. wonder viewers aren't dismayed millennium after the official There are about 1,500 The legislation, intro­ by the Clinton-Lewinsky matter. birth of Christ will not end until shelters fo. tJattered women in duced by Rep. Carol They assume it'll be cleared up the end of 2000, they say. the United States compared with Fitzgerald, R-Rapid City, will The new movie Primary in next week's episode. This is true, because, after roughly 3,800 animal shelters. heighten the awareness that ors. like the novel of the Journalists are no help. all, there was no year zero. If the Family violence is the domestic abuse is a crime. e name, is a journalist'S por­ Today, scads of newsprint and first year was one, then the thou­ leading cause of injury to "I realized that there are yal of a politician who resem­ whole TV networks are devoted sandth year was 1000, and the women ages IS to 44. people who have grown to e~Ies Bill Clinton. It mixes fact In 1994, 12,767 domes­ adulthood not knowing that to serious examinations of the second millennium didn't start tInd fiction to create a larger­ president's sex life and political until it was over, i.e. on Jan. I, tic-violence incidents were abuse against your spouse is a than-life president who is at once motives--subjects on which 1001. So the third millennium reported to the state crime," Fitzgerald said. enf~llng and appalling, pious none of the commentators know doesn't start until Jan. 1, 200 I. Department of Social Services. "They've grown up in dysfunc­ crass, sensitive and crude. any facts. The people making this In 1995, there were 14,102 tional families where abuse is In other words, it is much Can anyone tell truth from point deserve a response. Here is episodes reported. By 1996, the part of growing up." like the evening news. fiction any more? Does anyone the best one: number had climbed to 15,534. South Dakota is now the From the day Bill CJinton care? Oh, please. During the 1998 session, fourth state to pass legislation ;popped onto the national scene, Dayton (Ohio) Daily This issue is resolved. We lawmakers in South Dakota requiring the warning on mar­ his life has been an exercise in News, on the millennium: --the people of the world--are passed legislation requiring a riage-license applications. The mass entertainment. Like an after­ Some people are com­ going to celebrate Jan. I, 2000, warning against domestic vio­ other states with similar laws soap, his personal drama has plaining these days about all the as the big one, indeed, the mil­ lence on all state marriage­ are Iowa, Kansas and West played out on our TV screens... talk going around about cele- lennial one. Deal with it. license applications. It is a Virginia. Page 8 Oscar Special: Titanic Wag the Dog Good Will Hunting L. A. Confidential -March 23, 1998 -As Good as it Gets Boogie Nights Burt Reynolds may add name to history of "Supporting Titanic on Actor" comebacks By Bob ThollUlS, expected to tum a $100 million '50s. LOS ANGE­ Associated Press profit for each studio. LES (AP) -- The his­ LOS ANGELES -- As However, the film is not tory of Academy Titanic hurtles toward box-office necessarily enriching Cameron. Awards for support­ records, its chances of winning During the financial crisis when ing actor contains the Academy Award for best pic­ the movie was being made, he tales of comebacks ture of 1997 also appear to be agreed to give up his profit par­ for onetime stars who growing. ticipation in order to keep shoot­ have suffered career Not that money is a major ing. Not to worry. Fox and lulls. Burt Reynolds is factor in how Academy members Paramount are reportedly con­ this year's candidate vote. Nor was TItanic the best­ sidering bonuses for their fair­ for Comeback Kid. crafted movie of the year. James haired boy. Reynolds Cameron's screenplay, lam­ Cameron, 43, a native of appears to be the pooned by many critics for its Kapuskasing, Ontario, insists he favored recipient of inane dialogue, was not among wasn't thinking Oscars while such good luck when the film's 14 nominations. making TItanic. the awards are pre­ But TItanic has proved to "Because then you start to sented March 2) at be an "event" movie unlike any referee the creative process with, the Shrine since the 1939 epic Gone With 'Well, what will the critics Auditorium. the Wind. think?' Or, 'What will the The 62-year- Reynolds Will nominaudfor his Boogie Few films have survived Academy think?' And that's a old actor had reigned Nights role III a po'" direclor such negative publicity as that sure way to make a pompous as a top star until bad movies and worse publicity dimmed his surrounding TItanic. For almost a fHm," he says. appeal. After his TV series, Evening Shade, was canceled, he year, Cam~ron was pilloried as IN ANY OTHER YEAR, began taking supporting roles. One of them gave him pause. an obsessed, slave-driving profli­ Curtis Hanson's L.A. "I turned it down eight times," Reynolds says of Boogie gate destined to impoverish his Confidential might well be the Nights, the story of a San Fernando Valley porno movie operation backers--Twentieth Century Fox front-runner in the Academy race in the 1970s. He was offered the role of Jack Homer, a director who and Paramount. for best picture. It was embraced becomes the surrogate father for a ragtag band of actors and crew. Now Cameron is pro­ by the film community as a whol­ Reynolds was persuaded to accept the role, but he still had claimed a genius. Forget the ly original and inventive revival misgivings until the praise and awards from critics began rolling in. $200 million price tag; Titanic is of the film noir of the 19405 and The Full Monty The Apostle Ulee s Gold Mrs. Brown The Wings of lhe Dove .In and Out Afterglow This is just type -- Oscar Page 9 Hollywood's neglect of for top prize strong female roles shows Damon cast himself as a them are better off clothed. in Best Actress nominees trouble-making Bostonian who Producer Uberto Pasolini LOS ANGELES (AP) --The decidedly English accent to works as a janitor at the has commented that he wanted to this year's Academy, Award nominees for best actress again · Massachusetts Institute of portray how men, especially emphasizes Hollywood's neglect offemale stars. ' Technology, where he astounds the those without jobs, "have to find Not to suggest the four British women in the race aren't wor­ faculty by solving obscure formulas the energy to reinvent them­ thy of their nominations, but why is there only one American left on the blackboard. Affleck took selves in a world where their role among the nominees? the role as best friend. in society is questioned." The answer, it seems, is that English producers can make Gus Van Sant, 45, seemed Peter Cattaneo, 33, direct­ modestly budgeted films that offer strong roles for actresses, while an unlikely choice to direct such ing his first full-length theatrical Hollywood concentrates on expensive movies of the male-orient­ a feel-good movie. He had built a film, was attracted by both the ed action category. reputation for directing hard­ humor and the underlying theme A list of the 20 most in-demand U.S. stars would contain edged, low-budget films such as of unemployment. few if any actresses, which means the ever-expanding $20 million­ Drugstore Cowboy and My Own Besides setting box-office a-picture club is by and large a m~le bastion. Private Idaho. records in Britain and elsewhere, "It shows that people think we (British) can do it," nominee His ftrst mainstream film The Full Monty has added a Judi Dench says. "I hope it shows that." drew nine nominations, including decidedly British expression to Yet fellow nominee Kate Winslet cautioned, "I don't think those for his direction, actors the American lexicon (it means it's got anything to do with [the notion] that English actors are bet­ Damon, Robin Williams and taking something all the way). ter; I've never ever thought that for a minute. Minnie Driver, and for best picture. However, the monty in the movie "These [nominated] actresses are lucky enough to be in For pure joy, nodling in the is not full; the final strip is filmed fulfilling roles that they have played to the best of their abilities. race surpasses 17te Full Abrty. bud­ from the rear. And let's face it: There aren't that many great roles for women geted at $2.5 million or about one "And the award goes to... " these days." onHundrdh the cost of Tllanic. What follows that phrase at the James Cameron cast Miss Winslet as the upper-class pas­ The story was simple Shrine Auditorium tonight seems senger Rose DeWitt Bukater in ntanic because of the "luminous enough: a half-dozen unem­ apparent. Even Curtis Hanson of quality in her face, voice and eyes" that would compel audiences ployed steel workers in LA. Confidential has said: to "go the distance with her" on the long and tragic voyage. Sheffield, England, decide to lift "Titanic is titanic. Like the Miss Winslet, 22, had been nominated for the Oscar once their dreary lives and perhaps ship, it's huge. What can you do?" before, in 1995 as supporting actress in Sense and Sensibility. • script with &t earn a few dollars by joining in a Pray for an iceberg, A tidal wave for ntanic could bring her the prize, but she is strip act. No matter that some of maybe? not considered the favorite. , : Page 10

"; ,", " ',,~e,"""~ Coach Steve Harold Athlete Spotligh Tina Mallow Athletic Director By James A.rnold, Staff Reporter Glenville State College This weeks spotlight President William K. Simmons athlete is Tina Mallow. Tina a officially announced that Steve 1996 graduate of Elkins High Harold has been named Athletic School is highly involved with Director at GSC. the Pioneer track team. She Harold has been serving participates in the high jump, in the position as Interim the 100 m high hurdles, 400 m Athletic Director for the past fif­ hurdles, 4x400 relay, javalin, .teen months. Upon shaking and the heptathalon. hands with the President, Harold Last year she was the said" "It's time to take our pro­ conference champion in the grams to the next level." high jump and she fmished sec- '-----__--'L.oO ...... - ... , Harold's resume includes ond in the 400 m hurdles. This r",a MaUDw (File Pltoto) many various levels of coaching year she hopes to better her per­ She'd also like to say experience and administrative sonal record of 5'6" in the high special thanks to God and leadership. He has a master's jump and she also wants to take Cottrill for helping her degree in Physical Education (L-R): President Simmons announced Steve Harold as Athletic first in the 400 m hurdles. her training. from Radford University and is Director after a recommendation from Dr. Peterson ~ search comniittee a graduate of Glenville State (Heather Ware, Mercury) College. Steve currently coaches which included over 30 other and leadership skills, teamed March Madness is in full swi the GSC Lady Pioneer basket­ candidates. A search commit- with his knowledge and popu­ ball team, as well as the men's tee led by Dr. James L. larity in the community, made and women's track and cross­ Peterson, Vice-President for him an excellent choice." country teams. Steve also teach­ Academic Affairs, recommend- Harold ::~ t his wife, es physical education and safety ed Coach Harold to the Renee, also a Glenville State classes. President's officj::. graduate, reside in Glenville Harold was chosen after According to Dr. with their two children, Katie an extensive nationwide search Simmons, "Steve's enthusiasm and Ally. Don't let record fool yo They're rebuilding! By James A.rnold, Stllff Rqorter Though the Glenville time. State Pioneers ended the season Jeremy Young also with a record of seven wins and with a strong outside nineteen losses, they have taken game. Defitnately not to that giant step forward to out is confernce stand rebuilding. Burgher and his high Under the direction of ner Teny Clark. Others new coach Bob Williams, the Shawn Craven, Rich Pioneers brought to the court a Lany Courtney, Henry new and exciting style of play. Doug Swartz, and This s.tyle has proven to McCullough. be succesful. Don't let the Next season is record fool you! Four of the exciting. With the losses came in overtime, and the dedicated coaching staff Pioneers took many of the con­ Williams, Eric ference elite down to the wire. TODl Ewing - "AwesoDle!" Steve VanDusen the One example is a 83 -73 (Heather Ware, Mercury) good for Glenville State loss to Fairmont in overtime, and exciting bunch. This group basketball. Fairmont went onto the elite consists of Jason Shields, his This writer eight in the nation. play down-low has help lead the ning season next year, Another plus is that the Pioneers the last two years. next year.... a confernce Pioneer return a quick, talented, Also, Tom Ewing was awesome onship!

, ~, ~;''': i, < it. " • f" ~ . ~ Page 13 : i" , . '" , ' . ,.:,', '. ,':~~ Crlstola's by Frank. Chow Magical Mystical Preliletions Aries (March 21-ApriI19) Libra (September 23 - - After a long struggle, hope is in . October 22) - A new relationship sight. This week brings hope, faith, is just around the comer. It is a and dreams back to you. You can chance for emotional fulfilment now see your future clearly and are and promise. It is also an opportu­ able to move ahead with your plans, nity to expoJre deeper levels of anned with foresight. your heart and emotions. 'Taurus (April 20-May 20) Scorpio (October 23 - - This week, seek time alone. November 21) - Start to develop a You need to get your thoughts and personal philosophy by seeking fIICIP your life in order. To do this, be philosophical answer.; to life's ques­ III alone with yourself. Cut out any tions. Someone in your life can help unnecessary social activities. answer your questions. Develop a \ respect your limitations and build philosophy that will guide you solid foundations. through the rest of your life. Gemini (May 21..June 20) Sagittarius (November - Opportunities arise that 22-Oecember 21) - This week is allow you to make money, and full of changes for you, sudden now you have the energy to put changes that will disrupt your life. into a material venture. No mat­ Whether the catalyst for this is ter how the money comes to yourself or someone else, be pre­ you, use it effectively; don't pared for turbulence and changes throw it away. that will broaden your life. Cancer (June 21..July 22) Capricorn (December 22- - You are facing an important January 19) - You've made a decision, but don't let emotions mistake and regret your actions. rule you. In this case, impartiality S~mehow a betrayal has occured

I GE"T~8~ f,QA"ouS' W~EIol !5oU'Q~ AS is needed. Detatch from the situa­ in the relationship and may have AolO Foe."IVlo!G AS LolllG '""PoIlT"''''T ,,~% ""', tion and look at it from all angles. lead to separation. However, there AC;!IO&J ~ I'M SE<.ETL'1 6&1T'1o/6 !tollll ~EE"'ol6r SEfi'IM'oIG \II'"TW QE5E~ WVIlT 8'1 M~ IS ALMOST Use extreme caution if this relates is still a chance for recovery if you A>J WO"OIL. to love. can commit to the future .. Leo (July 23-August 22) Aquarius (January 20- - No one wants to admit they're February 18) - Stiff competition wrong, but in this case neither of in creative areas of life, such as you are right or wrong. Look at school. The challenge here is to the problem from both points of make your project or ideas better. view, try to see the issue from the In this envious world, you must other side. You'll see that there is learn the value of your ambition an agreement. and competitive instinct. Virgo (August 23- Pisces (February 19- September 22) - With Spring in March 20) - An old love from the air, your creative juices are flow­ the past returns soon. Dreams ing. Channel your restlessness into seem possible and even near. some creative venture. Experiment Though the past is lost, something with different things: write a poem, of it still exists. Work on what is story, song; paint, draw. You'll know there and bring the relationship what's right. into the present. Let's Ask Cristola...

Q. How did it feel to spend last week to"tally invisible?

A. Wonderful and invi.orad.... It was like spendin& three days inside the ••"'IlIle lady's bead. I would like to info..... au you readers that I only did it for talKes purposes. Tbey can't audit me if they can't see me!