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The YU Pride Alliance, three YU alumni and a student are suing YU for LGBTQ discrimination. Full story on page 6. THE YU PRIDE ALLIANCE

YU Plans In-Person Return April 2021 News Briefs: Bagpipes, for Fall 2021 Elevator Malfunctions, Gottesman

in university housing. The university will Pool and More By Jared Scharf institute “appropriate health and safety modifications.” Details regarding safety returned to the Wilf Campus on Tuesday, measures were not specified in the email, This article was originally published online By Sruli Fruchter April 27. including whether masks will be mandated on April 28. and Yosef Lemel The last time Dixon was seen on campus indoors. was in February 2020, prior to the closure According to the 2021-22 academic Full in-person instruction and op- YU Alum Recuses Himself From of the Wilf and Beren campuses due to the calendar, there will be remote instruction eration will return to LGBTQ Discrimination Lawsuit COVID-19 pandemic. “I was very busy,” he for Fall 2021, announced President Ari for certain sets of days in both the fall and explained. Dixon told The Commentator spring semester, such as the five school Berman in an email to students on Apr. 28. Hon. Shlomo Hagler, a 1988 graduate of that during the pandemic he was perform- days between Rosh Hashanah and Simchat Additionally, the university will require all Yeshiva University, recused himself from ing in locations such as Crown Heights and . returning students in graduate and under- presiding over the LGBTQ discrimination Flatbush. Before they return to campus, students graduate school to be fully vaccinated by lawsuit against the university on April The day before Dixon’s return, Baruch will require full COVID-19 vaccination. the opening of the fall semester. 29 to “avoid the appearance of impropri- Lerman (YC ‘23), the Yeshiva Student Berman stated that “medical and religious ety.” Hon. Lynn Kotler will serve as his Union vice-president elect of clubs, re- exceptions will be considered” for vaccina- replacement. posted a 2017 Commentator article on Before they return to campus, tions, but the email did not explain what A 1991 graduate of the City University Facebook about Jerry with a caption say- constitutes a medical or religious exemp- students will require full of New York’s School of Law, Hagler was ing “Come back Jerry!!! - We miss you!!” tion. The university will aid in the vaccina- elected to the Supreme Court Bench in 2013 After seeing Lerman’s Facebook post, Akiva COVID-19 vaccination. tion efforts of international students who and has served on the New York County Lipschitz (YC ‘22) reached out to Dixon and cannot be adequately vaccinated in their Supreme Court since then. He is also a asked him to return to campus, which he home countries. The email stated that the planned shift member of the Association of the Bar of did the next day. Many students, including On April 22, NYC officials announced to in-person instruction is due to the in- New York and the Jewish Lawyers Guild. Lerman, were able to listen to Jerry’s tunes creased efforts regarding the distribution that all NYC operating vaccination sites from around 12:00 p.m. to 2:00 p.m. on will begin offering walk-in appointments of the COVID-19 vaccine on a regional The Return of ‘Bagpipe Guy’ April 27. Dixon returned on the following and national level. In addition to classes, for all New Yorkers, including those who day, April 28, to continue performing for work or study there, ages 16 and older. the university plans to offer “more on- After a long hiatus, Jerry Dixon, com- onlookers. campus activities” and offer more space Continued on Page 6 monly known by students as “Bagpipe Guy,” Continued on Page 7

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The Commentator From the Editors' Desk 2020-2021 In Retrospect: Institutional Memories Editor-in-Chief YOSEF LEMEL exacerbated by the COVID-19 pandem- would open up near campus and the By Yosef Lemel ic. First-year students never received disappointment we felt when Subaba a true COVID-free Yeshiva experience closed. Sometimes, I played football in Managing Editor and second-year students only received Tenzer Garden, an area that currently A KBY bochur upset a five-year streak ELISHEVA KOHN of “Commie” editors-in-chief from Gush a half-year’s worth. Of current students, cannot legitimately be termed a “garden.” — my greatest claim to fame. Other it is only the graduating class — my year In place of the artificial grass that was than that, perhaps I may be remem- — that has an inkling of what Yeshiva there in 2018, there is only concrete and bered as the editor who presided over was. Only we have a small sense of insti- pipes. Large scaffolding now encircles The Commentator during such “unprec- tutional memory that is lacking among Zysman Hall, the building which houses News edented times.” Or, more likely, I will not the underclassmen, much more so than MTA. This campus and university have Senior Editor Junior Editors be remembered at all. the average year — and I don’t mean to changed in many ways, both physically SRULI FRUCHTER SHLOMIT EBBIN Yeshiva University is a school plagued be overly pompous. and institutionally, for better and worse, JARED SCHARF by an extremely short sense of institu- since I first stepped through those gold- tional memory. If asked, the standard Yeshiva University is plated doors of that then-scaffold-free Features student probably knows little about the building in 2013. Senior Editor Junior Editors Klein@9 controversy, the Klapper a school plagued by an Importantly, I constantly reminisce ELAZAR ABRAHAMS DANIEL MELOOL controversy, the Rabbi Shulman contro- on the Torah values that were imparted NETANI SHIELDS versy and any sort of contentious situ- extremely short sense of to me from my high school and college ation that predates the last two years. rebbeim, notably through the shiurim of Opinions Generally, students are only at Yeshiva institutional memory. Rabbi for the past two- and-a-half years and the almost-daily Senior Editor Junior Editors for three undergraduate years — not four, AHARON NISSEL ARIEL KAHAN as is the usual case in academia — which lunch-table conversations I had with NAFTALI SHAVELSON has undoubtedly contributed to this lack I had the privilege of attending MTA, Rabbi Shalom Carmy last year. I can dwell of institutional memory (tangentially, I Yeshiva’s high school, and being on the for hours on positive memories from my would encourage all students to check Wilf Campus for seven years. I remem- time at Yeshiva, from the after-minyan ber when the 185th plaza was a normal hock at the Kehillas Shulchan Baruch to out The Commentator archives, uploaded Business online this year, to expand their sense of street with cars driving on it. I recall the expanding my base of knowledge and excitement in my 10th-grade chemistry Senior Editor Junior Editors institutional memory). Continued on Page 3 YAAKOV METZ MAX ASH This phenomenon has obviously been class when we heard a Dunkin’ Donuts ALIZA LEICHTER A Conclusion Senior Layout Editor the historical record of The Commentator leaders, Commentator team members MICAH PAVA By Elisheva Kohn and made sure that our articles, especially and so many others — who respectfully news reports, were thoroughly written so and consistently pressed the university Social Media Manager As we approach the conclusion of a future students and editors would be able to reverse their original decision regard- SHIRA LEVITT peculiar academic year, and by exten- to use our coverage as a primary source to ing graduation. When I first discovered sion, an unusual yet successful year at examine how the coronavirus pandemic that commencement would be held in- Website Manager shaped YU — for better or worse. person, I was ecstatic; not only because The Commentator, I find myself in awe RAPHAEL ALCABES of just how anticlimactic it all seems. it meant that I would be able to celebrate Covering the happenings at YU, graduat- When I first arrived in the the conclusion of the most wonderful and ing university and transitioning to real complex years of my life with my loved Business Manager adulting despite marking more than a United States to pursue ones, but also because it marked an un- MEIR LIGHTMAN year since the outbreak of the coronavirus paralleled success story for the collective pandemic — life has been full of drama my degree at YU in August student voice. I urge my successors, as this past year, and it appears that there is well as any reader involved on campus, to Layout Staff none left to celebrate this particular oc- 2018, the thought that I let their voices be heard. Ultimately, I do DEBORAH COOPERSMITH, casion: the end of Vol. 86. If I may, these would one day publish very much believe that the university has SHIRA LEVITT are my concluding thoughts. our best interests at heart, and it is our From the start, our team was acutely my final editorial in The duty (as well as theirs) to make sure that Staff Writers we are included in every major decision. aware that this year would be different, DEBORAH COOPERSMITH, Commentator would not This past year, our editors reported on and that the student body, as well as fac- ZAHAVA FERTIG, ZACHARY GREENBERG, ulty members and staff, relied on us to myriad events: some internal and some RIKKI KOLODONY, keep the YU community informed. My have crossed my mind. public, some focused on the Jewish com- co-editors and the entire team rose to munity and others more universalistic, YONATAN KURZ, JONATHAN LEVIN the occasion; we successfully published Student journalism, and more impor- some on American affairs and some more AKIVA LEVY, GILAD MENASHE, The Commentator’s first ever summer tantly, the collective student voice, is more global in nature, many celebratory and WILLIAM MOGYOROS issue before the academic year even start- crucial than ever, and has successfully others more tragic. We covered the pass- RAPHI SINGER, ed, and transitioned to virtual editorial implemented countless positive changes ings of prominent Jewish leaders, in- ALEXANDER WILDES, YOAV ZOLTY meetings and events. Our team dedicated at YU — the most monumental of which cluding Rabbi and Rabbi hours to The Commentator’s mission, was the administration’s decision to hold Jonathan Sacks, numerous coronavirus- The Commentator is the student newspaper of bypassing technical issues and time differ- an in-person commencement ceremony related updates that directly affected Yeshiva University. despite an earlier announcement that it the academic, spiritual and social lives ence, and triumphing despite the overall For 86 years, The Commentator has served sentiment of uncertainty that was pres- would be conducted virtually. This re- of the YU student body, YU’s policies students and administrators as a communicative ent in the YU community. Above all, we versal, to some extent, is a direct result on LGBTQ inclusivity on campus and conduit; a kinetic vehicle disseminating were cognizant of our responsibility to of all the students — student government undergraduate social, religious and academic Continued on Page 3 beliefs across the student bodies; and a reliable reflection of Yeshiva student life to the broader Jewish and American communities.

Baruch Dayan HaEmet — Meron 2021 The Commentator staff claims students spanning the diverse spectrum of backgrounds Lag BaOmer in Meron, . We extend values and his love for Torah, friends and beliefs represented at Yeshiva. By The Commentator Editorial our deepest and heartfelt condolences and family. There are no words for his to the loved ones of the victims and our devastating loss. We are united by our passion for living the Board ideals of Torah Umadda, and a commitment to brothers and sisters of Am Yisrael. May Donny’s family and all the fami- journalistic excellence. We of The Commentator Editorial Among the 45 who passed was Donny lies of the victims be comforted amongst Morris (YUHS ‘20) z”l, a member of our the mourners of Tzion and Yerushalayim. Visit us online at Board are utterly shocked and saddened www.yucommentator.org. by the horrible tragedy that took place on YU community. Donny was known for his selflessness, his commitment to his Wednesday, May 5, 2021 From the Editors' Desk 3

INSTITUTIONAL MEMORIES Continued from Page 2 literary skills on The Commentator to form- While I was recently reminiscing about editorial essentially pleading with President were. ing connections with friends and professors. my time at Yeshiva, my thoughts centered Berman to halt the clear deterioration of On a different note, when I personally ask I am indebted to this institution for all of on my experience learning Hebrew, a subject Judaic Studies at Yeshiva. Editors from most students and professors what aspect these experiences. that straddles the line between Torah and different backgrounds andhashkafas came of Yeshiva needs to be urgently fixed the Unfortunately, the COVID-19 pandemic Maddah. Although during my year in Israel, together to say in unanimity that Yeshiva answers mostly center on communication. has cut short the experience of the Yeshiva I attended a hesder yeshiva, I never received must desist from continuing in the path it On the administrative side, not much needs student. It is useless for me to expand on this a sufficient grammatical background -be is currently on. to be said. There is a general trend of the point. Anyone who has had cognizance of fitting of an ideal Jewish student. When I I don’t have much to add to the board’s university to not announce policy changes their existence for the past year-and-a-half entered Yeshiva University, I constantly words. The editorial soundly put forward our to students before they happen. Rather, it must be aware of the obstructions to basic required the use of an English translation case. Based on the administration’s plans, is left to us, The Commentator, to attempt standards of living. — sometimes, to the horror of many, an if I was entering Yeshiva in two years from an accurate reporting of the details to the The most significant shift has obviously Artscroll — to learn Torah. However, al- now, I would be presented with a weaker Yeshiva community — if the administration been to online learning. I have previous- though I undoubtedly learn less Torah than educational environment than the one I is willing to provide us with information. One ly expanded on the idea that there is no my time at KBY, I understand much more found in 2018. As a graduating student, I need look no further than two recent stories replacement for the physical classroom. of the grammatical nuances in that much- have no skin in the game. I will not be af- we covered, regarding the 2021-22 academic Indeed, while Torah remains strong in the hallowed text. I can express with confidence fected by the changes to the Hebrew program calendar and the changes to the Hebrew institution, due to the constant in-person that it was the Hebrew courses that primarily and other radical alterations; but Yeshiva, Department. There was no university-wide opportunities offered by Yeshiva, Maddah aided, and provided a base for this growth as an institution, will. Yeshiva must change email that was sent explaining the changes — if that concept has ever truly existed — in knowledge. course in this respect, before students forget has clearly deteriorated with the shift to the In our previous issue, The Commentator what in-person Hebrew classes consisted of, Continued on Page 4 online model. editorial board unanimously published an before students forget what Judaic Studies

A CONCLUSION Continued from Page 2 most recently, the Accellion security breach to pursue my degree at YU in August 2018, articles with me and offered a listening ear Rabbi Ari Solomont, who helped facilitate which resulted in the release of students the thought that I would one day publish my when things got tough. Neeli Fagan — whom my enrollment to YU and was always avail- and employees’ personal information. We final editorial in The Commentator would we fondly refer to as “The Commentator’s able to answer any questions I had as an expanded a then-recently introduced col- not have crossed my mind. As I reflect on Top Commenter” for her ability to provide international student. umn, titled “We Asked, Y(O)U Answered,” my experience at the paper and YU, I would quotes on and for practically every issue My home in , Austria, boasts an which aimed to provide a platform for stu- like to dedicate a few paragraphs to the indi- — deserves an honorable mention not only extensive archive of Commentator issues, dent sentiment on issues ranging from the viduals who guided me to where I am today. for her service to the paper, but also for her arguably the most comprehensive in all of 2020 presidential election to the coronavi- I joined The Commentator during ori- friendship and kindness to me. Europe. To this day, my mother insists on rus vaccine, and continued the tradition of entation week; at the time, I lacked confi- I am honored to have learned from stellar me bringing physical copies along (not to regularly publishing archival pieces. The dence in my English writing skills and had instructors at YU, and I am especially grate- mention swag items) every time I fly home, Commentator served as a “kinetic vehicle” no intention of ever exposing my writing to ful to the following professors: Dr. Ronnie and she reads them cover to cover. She, along for students to express their opinions on a the public. Nevertheless, I had been reading Perelis for his commitment to highlighting with my father, always fostered my curiosity variety of topics, including the Uighur crisis, The Commentator prior to my arrival at YU international students on campus and offer- and ambition and raised me and my two academia’s shortcomings, Supreme Court to learn more about the institution and its ing guidance for various projects of mine, brothers — both of whom are proud Commie Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg’s passing, as community and was passionate about college Dr. Hill Krishnan for sparking my interest fans and very much in the know about YU well as an epic showdown between latkes journalism, and so I applied to be social me- in nuclear security, Rabbi Dr. Soloveichik affairs — in a home filled with laughter and and hamantaschen. We interviewed faculty dia manager under the leadership of former from whom I had the pleasure of learning love. I am the first in my family to gradu- members and outgoing university officials, Editor-in-Chief Benjamin (Benjy) Koslowe. Torah and philosophy from at various dif- ate university (and God willing, my family reported on the Macs’ incredible season and Expressing my gratitude to Benjy in a mere ferent stages of my life, Dr. David Glaser will be watching me at commencement in- analyzed the student body’s political lean- few lines is practically an impossible feat. for exposing me to the beautiful works of person!), and I know how meaningful it is ings over the years. We also had the honor to them that the institution I chose to attend of publishing pieces from members of the is YU. My parents are a testament to what YU administration and rabbinic leadership, I urge my successors, as well as any reader involved on campus, it means to never stop learning in life, and such as Dean Noam Wasserman and Rabbi I owe them everything. Yosef Blau, among others. It is a testament to let their voices be heard. Ultimately, I do very much believe Acharon acharon chaviv — Hillel has to The Commentator’s perseverance that that the university has our best interests at heart, and it is our been a source of joy and adventure in a these articles, which are only a fraction of the year of chaos, and a devoted supporter of totality of our publications, were successfully duty (as well as theirs) to make sure that we are included in my endeavors at The Commentator and published during an extraordinarily crucial beyond. I am grateful for his edits, but more year in YU history. every major decision. importantly, for our partnership. This feat would not have been possible Bidding farewell to The Commentator without the dedication and talent of our edi- has proven to be sentimental. For three tors and staff. Our news, features, opinions Over the course of my three years at The Hector Berlioz and Erich Korngold, Prof. years, the paper played a central role in and business editors, staff writers, as well Commentator, he has consistently served Alan Broder for his genuine interest in his my life — not quite an “extracurricular,” as those on the web, business, social media as a source of guidance, offering words of students’ (myself included) success, and Dr. but a meaningful endeavor that, admit- and layout teams have formed a true chevra praise and critique effectively, and above Maria Zaitseva for her words of wisdom and tedly, took up more time than my course — with a we-can-do-it attitude, and above all, leading by example with unparalleled impeccable mentorship of my thesis. load. Nevertheless, I am confident in The all, a sense of camaraderie. Our readers may leadership and dedication to this paper. Beyond the classroom, many other mem- Commentator’s incoming leadership and not be aware how much effort it takes to It is thanks to Benjy that I am where I am bers of the YU community have left a deep team, as well as its continuity, which are recruit writers and manage a team, as well today — in more ways than one could pos- impression on me; I will always look back based on a strong, 86-year-old legacy of as write, research, edit, format, publicize and sibly imagine. fondly at my conversations with security dedicated students. Whatever the future may print issues — it figuratively takes a village It is under former Editor-in-Chief Avi guards Dale and Jorge, as well as the homey hold, I look forward to regularly reading this to do so successfully. I am thrilled by the Hirsch’s leadership that I transitioned from atmosphere of on the Beren Campus paper, as well as attending #commiesocials appointment of Sruli Fruchter as the incom- social media managing to writing, and fi- — made possible by Rabbi and Penina and offering advice to current and future ing editor-in-chief — he has a keen sense of nally, news editing. Avi believed in my po- Bernstein. I am also thankful to Director of members of The Commie. I wish them all journalism and its moral implications, and tential, regularly took my ideas into account International Admissions and Recruitment the best. has proven himself worthy of that title since when making decisions that would affect the his very first article for The Commentator. paper, and above all, instilled within The The press has always had a complex rela- Commentator the value of doing the right tionship with the Office of Communications at thing. I am honored to have worked with YU, but Senior Director of Communications Avi, as well as to call him my friend. Mechal Haas never made us feel like we Beyond the echelons of “Commies,” as were rooting for two different teams; quite members of the Commentator team refer the contrary — she always emphasized how to one another, there were many others much she cared about the YU student body, who have contributed to my time at The and I can attest to her genuineness. A former Commentator, YU and my overall experi- editor-in-chief once wrote that Mechal is a ence in the United States. Zahava Fertig, “true professional” and that “YU is lucky to 7 up/7 down columnist and my roommate have her” — I couldn’t agree more. of three years, and Elyanna Saperstein, my When I first arrived in the United States long-time confidante, have time and again opened their homes to me, brainstormed MICAH PAVA 4 From the Editors' Desk Wednesday , May 5, 2021

INSTITUTIONAL MEMORIES Continued from Page 3 and their ramifications. One might think that course, not negating the efforts of adminis- five years down the line, The Commentator for his stalwart dedication and loyalty to radical changes require public explanation trators who have communicated effectively will not turn into an echo chamber, with the paper. It is why I appointed him to a … one might think. to students. They should be commended for each opinion reflecting a singular, bland, position requiring much responsibility and Sometimes, even when asked for details doing their job. However, senior adminis- unoriginal viewpoint. If it does, that may seriousness. Readers can be assured that I regarding certain policies and initiatives, trators must go the extra mile and create a not be the fault of the editorial board, but am leaving this newspaper in worthy hands. administrators will ignore students. In ar- culture of professional communication. The rather the fault of American society and the Sruli, I hope you are not provided with ticles that we have published, it is common following standard should be set by the ad- nature of the modern world. difficult choices comparable to those I have to come across the phrase: “As of the time ministration: “We should send out complete Students must be aware that The faced during my tenure — which I will not of publication, X did not respond to The and accurate information to students, faculty Commentator is their paper, that it offers dwell on publicly. That’s not what you’re Commentator’s request for comment.” As a and parents regarding new university poli- them a forum to freely express themselves. signing up for; no editorship of a college result of this occasional disregard, students cies — like calendar changes — as often as They must also develop a certain resilience paper would be worth it. But, if you are pro- are left in the dark about many important vided with the toughest of choices, take it in and relevant details regarding their univer- stride, deliberate and expect that your team sity experience. If my team had not investigated and criticized certain will have your back. Don’t let the antagonists To illustrate this point, why is the old and detractors frustrate your noble mission. Wilf Student Constitution still on Yeshiva’s unsavory aspects of this institution’s underbelly, my job on The I believe that next year’s team, emerging website instead of the new one voted by the Commentator would have been a simple line on the resume, and from the COVID-19 era, is set to be one of student body last semester? I don’t know; the strongest in The Commentator’s history, the director of student events said that he not the experience of growth I had. and I am proud to have overseen its forma- would only comment if the correspondence tion and development. They have certainly was “of [sic] the record.” I can cite many grown, as a team and as individuals, through other examples of disregard from other ad- we send out emails to the community asking to outside pressure that would enjoin them this time of adversity and challenge. I have ministrators as well. The question lingers: for donations.” from publicly expressing their viewpoints left a paper that is more financially comfort- Why shouldn’t students be aware of the One area on which there is less general for the purposes of constructive change. able (thanks, in no small part, to the efforts of reasoning for policies that affect them? “Not criticism is the lack of communication from Otherwise, policies in this institution will Meir Lightman) and editorially experienced your concern; just sit back, enjoy your classes the student body to the administration. The have no way of developing in a manner that than the one with which I was initially pro- like a good student and donate money as a mission statement on our masthead states reflects the will of the student body. vided when entering this position (in fact, good alum,” seems to be the attitude of some that The Commentator provides a “reliable My qualms regarding the communicative it was unclear at the beginning of the year administrators. reflection of Yeshiva student life.” In many aspect of the university — or lack thereof — whether we would even have enough money Maybe, if I will be charitable, the perva- ways it doesn’t. The opinions of the student between both the administration and the to regularly print — we ended up printing sive lack of communication is due to sheer body are an integral part of student life, students may be noticed by readers imme- eight issues). incompetence and/or laziness. Or, if I will be yet, regrettably, that aspect is not reliably diately after this editorial’s publication. But, Going forward, it will be incumbent on more cynical, perhaps, the powers-that-be reflected in this newspaper. due to the low level of institutional memory, the next generation of Commentator editors fear that students don’t want to hear changes If one takes a look through The it will most likely be forgotten in a year or to establish themselves as student leaders. I that will undoubtedly disappoint them. “If Commentator archives, they would wit- two. Then the cycle will probably repeat with will be happy to provide advice when asked we tell students that their reading week is ness ideological scuffles between faculty another editor-in-chief in a few years lament- by my successors, though they can rest as- reduced, perhaps they won’t donate,” they members, administrators and students. The ing a lack of communication and dialogue or sured that I do not plan on snobbily dictat- might think. “Perhaps [gasp] there may even writers were blunt with their critiques and some related concern, and no constructive ing The Commentator’s path in the times be a protest!” sharp in their observations. Each side in a action will probably be taken. Indeed, with to come. If this is the notion of some adminis- debate made their full viewpoint known to a little research one can find many similar To my successors on The Commentator, trators — and I hope it isn’t — their fears the newspaper’s readership without constant points being made in the reflections of previ- be sure to trust and be on the same page are misplaced. If a change is being made qualifiers or apologetics being appended to ous Commentator editors-in-chief with no as each other. And, if you don’t agree on regarding the university’s policies, students their arguments. demonstrable change in university policy. something, try to civilly work together for the would like to be apprised of it before its I perceive a general fear among students This view may sound cynical, but it is the betterment of the paper and the university implementation, even if they don’t agree with resulting in an unwillingness to share their cyclical nature of Yeshiva. — questioning each other’s sanity, judgment it. It should not be — although it currently opinion. The position of such students is Hopefully, the COVID-19 pandemic and capabilities will only make things worse. is — the job of the student newspaper to be completely understandable. They probably has caused the administration, faculty and Future editors must take this lesson to heart: the sole conduit between the administration surmise, “If I share my hot take on X, I won’t students to understand which aspects of In general, trust Commentator leadership, and students on such issues. This situation be hired for a job in the future, or worse, Yeshiva need to be immediately worked on or else you may risk sinking the ship, and actually creates more resentment among a good .” Before writing certain and adjusted. So far, I remain concerned this is not a ship worth sinking. students than would otherwise be the case. Commentator articles, I will admit, I have for the future of this important institution Euripides was once quoted as saying: I would like to stress that this negative considered these factors. There are some — as evidenced by my previous editorials “When a man has for his words a noble aspect of university life is not the fault of opinions I hold that I never revealed pub- and the sentiment provided above — but I subject, it is easy to speak well.” It would Senior Director of Communications Mechal licly because I didn’t want certain aspects of have confidence that, if provided with the have been easy for me to speak exclusively in Haas. In fact, through all of my correspon- my personal life to be compromised. It is a right leadership, Yeshiva can thrive and be a positive sense about Yeshiva — there are, dences with her — and there are too many valid, legitimate and understandable posi- a beacon for Orthodox . President indeed, many reasons to do so. It is more to count — Mechal has responded with the tion, especially during the modern internet Berman, please impress me. difficult to dig beyond the surface than to seriousness and professionalism expected mob culture. — express the basic predilections of the admin- of a university administrator. Most read- Such a position, however, comes with del- Alas, through the trials and tribulations, istration. Finding and publicizing the truth ers are unaware of her efforts — her name eterious consequences for the body politic. The Commentator survived the year, as I is a frequent cause of hostility and ill-will. has only appeared in three news articles. For example, if a certain group of students hope and expect it will survive for many years However, if I did not take that path, if my Despite this, over the past few years she feels more comfortable expressing their to come — under the presumption, of course, team had not investigated and criticized has been the primary liaison between The opinion than another group of students — that Yeshiva survives as an institution. After certain unsavory aspects of this institution’s Commentator team and various members who fear general societal repercussions — the all, wrote Commentator editors of years past, underbelly, my job on The Commentator of the administration, working tirelessly to administration has no idea what the student “As long as there’s a Yeshiva College, there would have been a simple line on the resume, get us the information that students deserve body broadly wishes for. They might, there- will always be a Commentator.” and not the experience of growth I had. in a timely manner. While, at the end of the fore, enact certain policies or hold certain Our newspaper has served Yeshiva for I’m somewhat glad to finally breathe a day, we worked for different interest groups, events that are counter to what the student 86 years under 99 editors-in-chief; it is an sigh of relief, though, overall, I remain fond our combined goal was to make Yeshiva a body en masse prefers in favor of the loud indispensable part of university life, spurring of my three years of experience on the paper, better place. minority. discussion and action on a host of issues. including the challenges I faced, and reflect The lack of communication is exacer- There must be a general acknowledg- As operationally dysfunctional as Yeshiva on them as maturing moments. I look for- bated by a broader group of administrators. ment, both at Yeshiva and in America, that might currently be perceived, without The ward to seeing what the “Commie” has in Yeshiva can be compared to a large machine the social dialogue requires healing. Without Commentator acting as a check on power it store for students, administrators, faculty with many parts. While one part may work bouncing opinions back and forth — espe- would be dystopian. and alumni — like me — in Vol. 87! individually, the other parts must also work cially those that are controversial — there As I pass the baton over to the 100th together for the machine to run. I am, of can never be social progress. I hope that editor-in-chief, I would like to thank him

CORRECTION: Hedi Steinberg Library Renovations

The article about the Hedi Steinberg it received incorrect information regarding NYS spending controls instituted during the — were clarified and corrected as well. Library, which appeared in The the schedule for the library renovations. COVID-19 era, and a timeline, at this time, Commentator’s last issue, was updated on The Hedi Steinberg Library renovations are is unclear. Other aspects — specifically the April 28 after The Commentator learned that unlikely to take place over the summer due to background of these plans and the funding Wednesday, May 5, 2021 7 Up 7 Down 5

And That's A Wrap It has truly been an honor writing 7 up / 7 down for the past year, but when you start classifying everything in your life as either a “7 up” or a “7 1 down,” that’s how you know it’s time to retire. BAGPIPE GUY!!!

Miracles are real! God does exist! … and I forgot how loud bagpipes can be. You think he’ll be back during reading week too? Will he be YU’s 2 keynote speaker at commencement?

The Zoology Club Field Trip 3 There’s nothing like a pleasant stroll in the Bronx Zoo on a Sunday afternoon in April. 24 Days Until Commencement

Cue Pomp and Circumstance! Don those caps and gowns and make sure to adjust your tassel. Commencement may not be the most exciting way 4 for most people to spend their Wednesday afternoon but to the graduating class of 2021, it means the world.

Table of Contents 5 Okay, the jig is up: 7up/7down is really just a deceptive way to incorporate the Table of Contents for this issue.

That's Meta 6 Writing an article for The Commentator about writing … for The Commentator. And yes, that was a shameless plug.

The Rosh Yeshiva Game

The game is simple. You go around in a circle and each person names a different RIETS rosh yeshiva until you can’t think of a new one. I almost

7 beat a Gush guy, a RIETS bochur and a Viennese girl but then I forgot about Rabbi Bleich.

7 7UP by ZahavaDOWN Fertig

Gee, Thanks! 1 That moment when you get more feedback on one article than on an entire year’s worth of 7 up/7 down. Lawsuits YU: Whatever you do, don’t let the Wilf Student Court give you any legal advice. 2

Not Getting a Stimulus Check When you’re making too little money to be an Independent, but you need the check because you’re independent. 3

StuCo Elections 'Nuff said. 4

Getting Information from Insta Stories Classes will be in person?! Thanks @YUAdmissions for letting us know. 5 Flavored K-Cups Who the heck thought that making jelly donut flavored coffee was a good idea?! 6 7 up/ 7 down Vol. 86 Honorable Mentions

Some traditions are too good to give up on. Here are some headlines that didn’t make it through the final cut for 7 up/ 7 down: Covered But Not Disguised, Mazal Tov Grandma and Lenny … The Cage … Bring Back Nagels... Roomies of Commies Support Group ... Graduation Present: AARP Membership ... YU’s Bubbie: Dean Bacon … Jewish Pick Up Lines … Kumzitz Coup d'etat ... The Yenta Network ... Rabbi Dr. Ari 7 Bergman is Not a Typo 6 News Wednesday , May 5, 2021 YU and Administrators Sued for LGBTQ Discrimination by YU Pride Alliance, Students and Alumni

orientation.” In September 2019, students marched for In 1995, lawyers hired by YU advised the By Sruli Fruchter “What I want Yeshiva University stu- LGBTQ equality on the Wilf Campus. The institution that, under the human rights dents, faculty, staff, and administrators to following January, students re-applied under ordinance of the City of New York, “YU can- This article was originally published online know is that I am partaking in this case the new name the YU Alliance — to avoid not ban gay student clubs” and “must make on April 27. out of love for the university," Meisels told using LGBTQ in the name — and student facilities available to them in the same man- The Commentator. "The institution has so council presidents abstained from voting, ner as it does to other student groups.” The YU Pride Alliance, three Yeshiva much potential to be a safe, loving, and sup- bumping the matter to administrators. “Yeshiva University is the bearer of a University alumni and a student announced portive environment for queer students and The following month, Nissel and former 3,000 year-old Torah tradition, which we an LGBTQ discrimination lawsuit against the allies. This potential has yet to be realized. Executive Vice President Dr. Josh Joseph did hold sacrosanct,” said a university statement university, as well as President Hopefully this case will provide queer stu- not answer questions about approving the sent to The Commentator. “At the heart of and Vice Provost for Student Affairs Dr. dents with the club they deserve.” club, and YU administrators “again refused” our Jewish values is love — love for God and Chaim Nissel, at a virtual press conference Katherine Rosenfeld, lead attorney on to grant status for Spring 2020. love for each of His children. Our LGBTQ+ on Tuesday, April 27. The plaintiffs allege the case, noted at the conference that YU In September 2020, the Alliance applied students are our sons and daughters, broth- that YU illegally discriminated against them is like New York University and Columbia for club status, and the administration re- ers and sisters, family and friends.” when the university thrice rejected their University, both of which are also non-sec- leased a statement announcing new LGBTQ The statement added, “Our policies on proposal for an official LGBTQ club in 2019 tarian institutions; therefore, she said, YU inclusivity policies and that the club would harassment and discrimination against stu- and 2020. does not have protected status as a religious not be recognized at YU since it clouds the dents on the basis of protected classifications The plaintiffs — the Alliance, Molly institution. Torah’s “nuanced message.” including LGBTQ+ are strong and vigorously Meisels (SCW ‘21), Amitai Miller (YC ‘20), enforced. Our Torah-guided decision about Doniel Weinreich (YC ‘20) and an anony- “There is no exemption that shields [YU’s] conduct. It operates this club in no way minimizes the care and mous student — are being represented by sensitivity that we have for each of our stu- Emery Celli Brinckerhoff Abady Ward & on paper with all the benefits of non-sectarian status, and now dents, nor the numerous steps the university Maazel LLP, a litigation boutique in New it must operate that way in reality by treating its students has already taken. We are actively engaged York City that focuses on civil rights, com- with our students, faculty and rabbinic lead- mercial, criminal and ethics matters. The equally.” ers to facilitate productive discussions with Alliance is an unofficial student club for ___ an eye toward understanding and embracing providing LGBTQ student support to “feel Lead Attorney Katherine Rosenfeld diverse perspectives.” visible, respected, and represented,” as per Since the September 2020 policies, the its Facebook page. university has held several LGBTQ-themed The lawsuit, which was filed on April “There is no exemption that shields [YU’s] The Alliance approached the NYC events such as “Mental Health and LGBTQ: 26, alleges that YU has violated its own conduct,” she said. “It operates on paper with Commission on Human Rights in February What Helps and What Hurts.” In December non-discrimination policies and New York all the benefits of non-sectarian status, and 2020, and while they talked to an investi- 2020, a panel of LGBTQ students and alumni City Human Rights Law. It specifies that 50 now it must operate that way in reality by gator prompting an investigation, a formal spoke about their experience in the Orthodox years ago, YU elected to be a non-sectarian treating its students equally.” legal complaint was never filed, according community, which was the first event of its institution, subjecting itself to NYC Human Students filed a motion this morning for a to one of the plaintiffs and former member kind since 2009. Rights Law, and has collected hundreds of preliminary injunction to have YU recognize of the Alliance. Rosenfeld also noted in the Most recently on April 12, YU’s Jewish millions of dollars in New York State funds the club in time for Fall 2021, Rosenfeld said press conference that the current lawsuit Activism Club partnered with Jewish Queer and benefits. “Because it is a secular insti- at the press conference. They expect to be is the first formal legal action taken by the Youth to run an event about sensitivity tution,” the suit says, “it cannot pick and in court in the coming months regarding Alliance against the university. when discussing LGBTQ-related topics in choose which laws apply to this motion. Yeshiva University was designated as a an “LGBTQ+ Specificity Workshop.” it and which do not.” According to the plaintiffs’ timeline, in non-sectarian institution in 1970, allowing In a statement emailed this morning, 48 February 2019, a Gay-Straight Alliance re- it to receive state money such as “Bundy” Elisheva Kohn and Yosef Lemel contributed faculty members of YU’s Cardozo School of ceived club approval from student council funds. Rabbi Dr. Joseph B. Soloveitchik, to this story. Law called on Berman to allow an LGBTQ presidents, which is the traditional route for a spiritual leader of the institution, was club on campus. They called the university’s receiving club status. The university over- publicly opposed to the change in the uni- actions “hurtful,” adding that its decisions ruled the students’ decision and rejected the versity’s designation. He feared that with are “unlawful under federal, state, and city club. The lawsuit says that Nissel “stated that non-sectarian status, YU would “have only a civil rights laws, all of which prohibit dis- the existence of the Jewish Activism Club limited right to formulate rules” with regard crimination on the basis of sex and sexual should negate the need for a GSA.” to religion.

FALL 2021 Continued from Front Page Three days later, on April 25, Vice Provost for Student Affairs Dr. Chaim Nissel emailed all YU students that “effective immediately, the Covid vaccination site on the Wilf cam- pus can accept walk-ins for New York resi- dents, including students attending school in New York, who are over the age of 16.” The vaccination site is open Sunday through Thursday from 9 a.m. to 7 p.m. and Friday from 9 a.m. to 5 p.m and is expected “to run through June.” Some students expressed excitement following the announcement. “I was so happy to read President Berman's an- nouncement about in-person classes next semester,” Justin Carl (SSSB ‘23) told The Commentator. “Rabbi Adler’s has been held in person for a while now and I have found it to be much more enjoyable and productive; I’m looking forward to being able to continue my afternoon studies in person as well. It will be refreshing.” Berman said that more information will be coming out in the coming weeks which will be posted on an FAQ section on the university’s website.

Full in-person instruction and operation will return to Yeshiva University for Fall 2021. THE COMMENTATOR Wednesday, May 5, 2021 News 7 In Reversal of University’s Original Decision, Several SCW Jewish Studies Adjuncts Rehired for Fall 2021

with two professors, both of whom received the original reasoning was behind the move. Stern College.” He added that he was “not By Ellie Gofman the original email and spoke under the con- On March 18, The Commentator received aware that the 'dismissal' email was coming dition of anonymity. Near the end of April, a tip that adjunct professors in the depart- and a formal period of notice, although not Several Jewish Studies adjunct professors the two professors were informed that they ment — some of whom had been teaching required, would have been a menschlich at (SCW) were would be returning in the fall. One added at SCW for several decades — were told via [kind] thing to do.” He received an apology told they will be returning for Fall 2021 that he will be teaching two courses at SCW. email that they would not be returning for after reaching out about how the news was after previously being notified by email on The university has not responded to The Fall 2021. communicated. March 17 that they would not be rehired, Commentator’s repeated inquiries regard- One of those professors described the Provost and Vice President for Academic The Commentator has learned. ing which adjuncts will not be rehired, why original email as “very terse and just said The Commentator was in communication they reversed the initial decision and what that I am no longer being offered courses at Continued on Page 8

NEWS BRIEFS Continued from Front Page “I’m so happy that I was able to get inside. These incidents follow many other process has been somewhat delayed but we filled with artificial grass on the Wilf Campus, ‘Bagpipe Guy’ to come back to campus,” elevator malfunctions over 2019 and 2020. expect to refresh our signage in the coming has been closed for over two years. The field expressed Lerman in an official statement The Commentator previously found that months.” was historically used by students for sports to The Commentator. “I would like to give Yeshiva University was fined thousands of The university did not respond to The games, barbecues and other events. a special thanks to ‘Bagpipe Guy’ for show- dollars for building code violations, mostly Commentator’s follow-up inquiries about Randy Apfelbaum, chief facilities & ing up.” relating to elevator hazards. the banners’ removal. administrative officer, explained to The “We take safety very seriously, and con- One banner was on an exterior wall of Commentator that the area “is actually a Five Beren Students Stuck In Elevator tinuously maintain our elevators,” said Furst Hall, and the other was in the Furst roof over storage rooms, part of the kitchen for Over Two Hours Randy Apfelbaum, chief facilities & admin- Hall lobby. The one outdoors was replaced area and the loading dock.” An effort by Con istrative officer. “We plan to commence by a generic picture of students in the Wilf Edison to convert the facilities in Belfer Hall Five Beren students were stuck in an even more extensive maintenance on all Campus plaza with the slogan, “Building to “high pressure gas,” which is part of an elevator in Stanton Hall, located on 245 the elevators this summer, and planning is Tomorrow Today,” while the lobby banner “overall campus wide conversion from oil Lexington Avenue, between approximately also underway for a major project to replace was not replaced, leaving a blank space on to gas … required trenching both the street 1:00 p.m. and 3:25 p.m. on Monday, April many of the older elevators.” the wall. and part of the Tenzer area,” he explained. 26. Apfelbaum stated that the university hopes The elevator was stuck on the fifth floor Two Gov. Cuomo Banners Removed MTA Construction to reopen the area “in the coming months.” for over two hours. Its outer doors closed from Wilf Campus in ‘Periodic Update’ while the inner ones remained open. as Investigation of Sexual Harassment Zysman Hall, Yeshiva University’s old- Gottesman Pool Remains Closed Eventually, the Fire Department of New is Underway est building located on the Wilf Campus, is Despite Plans To Reopen Before York pried open the doors to rescue the undergoing renovations to its outer facade. Pesach students. According to Jacqueline Rabih Two banners featuring New York State The construction first began in the middle (Katz ‘24), a student who was stuck in the Gov. Andrew Cuomo — who is currently of March. The Gottesman Pool on the Wilf Campus elevator, the university has not yet contacted under investigation by the state attorney According to Chief Facilities & is still closed. The Commentator previously the students involved in the incident. general for mounting allegations of sexual Administrative Officer Randy Apfelbaum, reported, based on information it received Rabih told The Commentator that the harassment — were removed from two dif- the “building exterior is undergoing a com- from members of the administration, that students passed the time getting to know ferent areas on Wilf Campus on April 6. plete restoration which will include restoring the pool would reopen before Pesach. each other, even singing “happy birthday” Other banners in the same rows were also the roof turrets and dome.” He stressed that Joe Bednarsh, director of athletics and to a student who turned 20 that day. “[We] removed and replaced with new banners. the “project is very complex and weather recreation, told The Commentator that the tried to laugh it off as much as we could,” When sexual harassment allegations dependent” and will likely continue through university “had every intention of opening she said. Rabih also stated that some of the against Cuomo began emerging in March the summer of 2022. the pool several weeks ago,” but wasn’t able stuck students were nervous that the eleva- 2021, The Commentator reached out to the to do so due to “unforeseen mechanical is- tor would freefall. university regarding the status of his ban- Tenzer Garden Planned to Reopen In sues.” Bednarsh stated that the university’s On April 11, as The Commentator previ- ners. A YU spokesperson said at the time, the Coming Months Facilities Services have given Athletics “a ously reported, an elevator in Brookdale “We periodically update our on-campus reopening timeline of the first week in May.” Residence Hall fell five floors with a student banners and signage. In light of Covid that Tenzer Garden, a lot that was previously

THE COMMENTATOR Left to right: Bagpipe guy, elevator malfunction and construction by Zysman Hall 8 News Wednesday , May 5, 2021 Spring 2021 Wilf Student Government Election Results Released After Delay

everyone.” As student government presi- The YSU Katz Representative position was This amendment requires that all suits By Yosef Lemel and Daniel Melool dents are prohibited from serving on The not filled in the election. filed with the Student Court must be made Commentator, according to the Wilf Student — public. This will prevent frivolous lawsuits Results for the Spring 2021 Wilf Campus Constitution, Abrahams, currently the senior Eight proposed amendments to the Wilf and allow students to present an informed Student Government elections have been re- features editor of The Commentator, will Student Constitution appeared on the ballot, defense. It also establishes a process for leased after a delay caused by a Wilf Student vacate his position on the paper before as- six of which garnered the three-fifths major- establishing a temporary Chief Justice in the Court case determining the eligibility of suming the YSU presidency. ity necessary for ratification. The following event the Chief Justice is unable to preside Post-Pesach Program (PPP) students. PPP “Thank you to everyone who voted, amendments were passed: over a case. students were granted the right to vote by whether for me or for one of my opponents,” the court and were provided with a voting expressed Akiva Poppers (SSSB ‘22), the out- Amendment #1 (Clarifying Status of Amendment #6 (Leave of Absence period, from Friday, April 30 at 2:31 p.m. going SOY president and incoming SYMSSC Makor Students and Grammar Edit) Permission) until Sunday, May 2, at 1 a.m. All other voters president. “My work to make your 2021-22 cast their ballots on April 29. Syms experience great starts tomorrow.” This amendment clarifies the term “un- The amendment changes the procedure The results were released by Dovie dergraduate student” to include full- or part- for any member of the GA to take a leave Solomon (SSSB ‘21) to the student body on The following are the results of the time in the Sy , of absence. A member of the GA may take May 2 at 1:43 a.m. after first releasing them elections: Yeshiva College, the Makor Undergraduate a leave of absence only if it is approved by to candidates at 1 a.m. Solomon told students Experience or the Post-Pesach Program. S. a majority vote of the GA. This amendment that a breakdown of the results will “come SOY President: Yoni Laub Daniel Israel Program students also gives the GA, with a 3/5 majority vote, in the future,” but he did not specify a date. SOY Vice President: Aryeh Bienstock are not included in the “undergraduate” the ability to file a request to the Office of As of the time of publication, Solomon did SOY MYP Representative: Ephraim student body. Student Life to dissolve any club. not respond to The Commentator’s inquiries Klein on the matter. SOY BMP Representative: Joey Yellin Amendment #2 (Changing Amendment #8 (Minimum Student SOY IBC Representative: Max Friedman Requirement to be Treasurer) Body Vote Needed to Pass Future “We will really be SOY JSS Representative: Marc Ziarno Amendments) SOY PR Secretary: Ezra Emerson This amendment stipulates that the trea- representing the diversity of surers in SYMSSC and YCSC must be full- This amendment establishes a minimum SYMSSC President: Akiva Poppers time students in their respective schools threshold of two-fifths of the student body YU and I look forward to SYMSSC Vice President: Eden Taranto “for at least two semesters prior to taking to vote in order for an amendment to pass. working with Jonah, Yoni, and SYMSSC Treasurer: Gilad Menashe office.” The amendment also gets rid of the requirement that the SYMSSC treasurer The GA — which approves amend- Akiva to improve student life YCSC President: Jonah Chill must be a junior or senior. ments forwarded to it by the Amendments YCSC Vice President: David Lifschitz Committee (AC) — passed three amend- for everyone.” YCSC Treasurer: AJ Book Amendment #3 (Addressing Fall-2 ments that were not approved by the AC to ___ Vacancy) the student body for ratification, according Incoming YSU President Elazar YSU President: Elazar Abrahams to David Tanner (YC ‘22), chair of the AC. Abrahams (YC '22) YSU Vice President of Clubs: Baruch This amendment provides that various Two of those amendments (#6 and #8) were Lerman positions in a student council, if vacant after ratified by the student body. Commenting on the makeup of next year’s YSU Vice President of Class Affairs: fall elections, would be filled by a candidate Tanner brought a suit against the GA in student government, Elazar Abrahams (YC Michael Stark supported by a majority vote in the coun- the Wilf Student Court, but the court de- ‘22), the incoming YSU president stated, “It’s YSU Senior Class Representative: Joey cil with the vacancy and a majority of the clined to hear the case. He urged students to so amazing that all of the Wilf presidents Wajsberg General Assembly (GA). “think twice before legitimizing GA amend- have different majors and come from dif- YSU Junior Class Representative: ments that were voted on without the prior ferent high schools and Israel yeshivot. We Yisroel Tannenbaum Amendment #5 (Making Student approval of the AC, in blatant disregard for will really be representing the diversity of YU Makor Representative: Menachem Court Suits Public and Establishing the Wilf Constitution.” and I look forward to working with Jonah, Aharon Wallach a Temporary Chief Justice) Yoni, and Akiva to improve student life for

SCW ADJUNCTS Continued from Page 7 Affairs Dr. Selma Botman commented at the Jewish studies classes now worth two credits remarked, “I’m scared for what all these After discovering he would be rehired, the time that the university “do[es] not comment instead of three — among other changes. changes mean for the future of Jewish stud- professor told The Commentator, “My com- on personnel matters.” Every semester they Until this meeting, the university had not ies at Stern. Will these decisions be followed ments are still relevant in that the message “review the needs for adjunct professors made any public announcements regard- by more cuts to Jewish studies just because from YU should be a positive one regarding based on the courses being offered.” She ing the rehiring of Jewish Studies adjunct it’s easy?” Jewish studies, which is the main reason that added, “We are working to provide our fac- professors. “The reality is that the university is cut- most students actually go to YU.” ulty with the opportunity to teach on both This shuffle of professors and adjust- ting back on Jewish Studies courses,” the Some students expressed support for the campuses when possible and appropriate.” ments of the curriculum follows a series of aforementioned anonymous professor said, university retaining its adjunct professors. At the Town Hall held by the Ivry changes by the university regarding Jewish “and surely this is a message which will not Ayelet Topp (SCW ‘23) said, “One of my fa- Department of Jewish Studies on April 21 Studies. encourage students to attend YU when they vorite parts of Stern is the diverse options for can go to a much more economically viable Jewish Studies classes. The adjunct Jewish “[T]he message from YU should be a positive one regarding college and get Jewish studies courses from studies faculty add so much, giving more many other sources, including YUTorah.org class options to fit everyone’s interests, and Jewish studies, which is the main reason that most students … I am not sure if this will be to the benefit I really hope Stern recognizes this.” actually go to YU.” of the college in the future and surely the ___ whole raison d’etre of YU is to promote and This is a developing story. increase Jewish study and knowledge.” Anonymous Jewish Studies Adjunct Professor and April 22, Jewish Studies Chair Dr. Deena The Commentator recently reported Rabinovich was asked about the decision that YU is planning to eliminate its in- to not rehire adjunct professors. “We have person Hebrew programs for Wilf and adjuncts that are coming to join us,” she Beren students, transitioning them to an explained. “We also have been collaborat- online, asynchronous model beginning in ing a lot with the faculty uptown [at Yeshiva Fall 2022. In January 2021, the Robert M. College], and we’ve been benefiting from Beren Department of Jewish Studies at a lot of the faculty coming downtown so Yeshiva College was dissolved, with Jewish we’re using our full-time faculty and filling History and professors in with adjuncts as we have done in every moving to the History and Philosophy de- single semester.” partments, respectively. The Department The department also announced at the of Bible, Hebrew, and Near Eastern Studies Town Hall the end of the “core” model for was subsequently formed. Jewish Studies at SCW, a change in the credit Regarding the adjustments, Abby Stern College for Women YESHIVA UNIVERSITY value of the Jewish studies classes — with Goldberg (SCW ‘23), a sophomore at YU, Wednesday, May 5, 2021 9 2021 Beren Undergraduate Student Government Election Results

was “due to questions of eligibility and tech- SYMSSC President: Abigail Lerman According to the Beren Election By Yosef Lemel nical difficulties” according to a statement SYMSSC Vice President of Clubs: Committee, no candidate running for “TAC by the Beren Election Committee sent to Shaina Levin Vice President of Shabbat, Senior Class Vice This article was originally published online The Commentator. SYMSSC Vice President of Public President, Junior Class Vice President, on April 30. A breakdown of vote totals was not re- Relations: Rafi Kapitanker Sophomore Class President, and Sophomore leased by the Beren Election Committee. Class Vice President “fulfilled either the The undergraduate student body on the The following are the results of the Beren TAC President: Suzanna Rabinovitch criteria for eligibility or votes required set Beren Campus voted in the Spring 2020 Campus elections: TAC Vice President of Speakers: Ayelet forth by the Beren Constitution.” The posi- student government elections on Thursday, Topp tions will be featured on the ballot for the April 29. SCWSC President: Talia Leitner TAC Vice President of Public Relations: Fall 2021 elections. The Beren Election Committee, which SCWSC Vice President of Academic Hannah Karben oversees student government elections, Affairs: Hadas Hirt TAC Vice President of Chessed: Sela Editor’s Note: Material that was originally shared the results of the Beren student coun- SCWSC Vice President of Clubs: Shaina Boord published in this article regarding the Wilf cil elections with the student body. Matveev Campus Student Government election was Polls closed on the Beren Campus at SCWSC Vice President of Senior Class President: Yael Laks repurposed for a separate article, published 5:00 p.m. on April 29 and the results were Programming: Nina Anina Junior Class President: Natalie Barbanel later in the day on April 30. released to Beren students at 1:30 a.m. on SCWSC Vice President of Public April 30. The delayed release in the results Relations: Meital Lindenberg

Voting Extended to Post-Pesach Students Following Student Court Ruling, Wilf Election Results Delayed

students for the purposes of voting in student students “and can vote in Wilf Elections for presidency; his prospects in the race for By Yosef Lemel government elections. Poppers’ case was the YSU President, YSU Vice President of Class the SSSBSC presidency will therefore not seventh brought before the court during the Affairs, YSU Vice President of Clubs, SOY be affected by this decision. This article was originally published on 2020-21 academic year. President, Vice President, PR Secretary, “I am pleased that the Court has reversed April 30. According to the suit, the Canvassing and all amendments, as mandated by the the Canvassing Committee’s discrimina- Committee previously decided that PPP stu- constitution.” Student government posi- tory policy and encourage all Post Pesach While polls closed on April 29 at 11 students to exercise their civic duties and p.m., results for the Wilf Campus Student “I am pleased that the Court has reversed the Canvassing vote in the election,” said Poppers. Government elections have not yet been The court stated that the time and date released. According to Dovie Solomon (SSSB Committee’s discriminatory policy and encourage all Post of the voting period for PPP students will be ‘21), chair of the Wilf Canvassing Committee, Pesach students to exercise their civic duties and vote in the determined by the Canvassing Committee. the delay is due to a lawsuit that was filed in The Commentator learned that ballots were the Wilf Student Court regarding the elec- election..” sent by Solomon to PPP students on April tion. “In order to maintain a fair process ___ 30 at 2:31 p.m. The ballots will be open to all potential voters the results are being SOY President Akiva Poppers (SSSB '22) until Sunday, May 2 at 1 a.m. Solomon did held,” he said. not respond to The Commentator’s inquiry The Commentator learned that Akiva regarding how long after the election the Poppers (SSSB ‘22), current president of dents are not eligible to vote in elections. tions in the SSSBSC and the Yeshiva College results will be released. the Student Organization of Yeshiva and a Poppers, however, stated that he called the Student Council were not included in the The Wilf Student Constitution stipulates candidate in the race for president of the Sy registrar’s office which “said that PPP stu- court’s list of positions that would be affected in Article X, Section 1 that “Within three days Syms School of Business Student Council dents are undergraduate students.” by this ruling. of Election Day, the Canvassing Committee (SSSBSC), filed a suit in the Wilf Student On April 30, Bryan Lavi (YC ‘21), chief Since ballots were not sent to PPP stu- shall disclose the data regarding numbers Court against the Canvassing Committee on justice of the Wilf Student Court, announced dents on Election Day, the court ordered of voter turnout, and the number of votes Election Day, arguing that students arriving that the court came to a unanimous decision the Canvassing Committee to allow them “to cast per race, as well as per candidate on in Yeshiva University’s Post-Pesach Program on Poppers v. Canvassing Committee. The exercise their constitutional voting rights” the ballot.” (PPP) should be considered undergraduate court ruled that PPP students are, for the pur- by sending them ballots. As stated above, poses of voting, considered undergraduate Poppers is a candidate for the SSSBSC

In Reversal of Original Plan, Commencement to be Held In-Person With Virtual Option

By Yosef Lemel according to Berman’s email, details are currently being finalized and “will be forth- This article was originally published online coming in the next few days.” on April 22. “A ceremony that highlights our values and celebrates your achievements and resil- Yeshiva University’s 90th Annual ience is best done in-person,” wrote Berman. Commencement Ceremony will be held in “And in a year likened to a dimmer switch, person in an outdoor venue in New York we adjust according to the changes of our City on May 26, reversing an initial decision circumstances. We will once again be able to to hold an entirely virtual program. The celebrate together with family and friends.” celebration will be live streamed for those The university’s original plan to hold who cannot physically attend. President Ari commencement exercises on a fully virtual Berman emailed the update to the student platform was due to the “public health and body on Thursday, April 22. safety guidance of New York City and New The event is scheduled to be held from 1 York State, as well as guidance” from the p.m. to approximately 3 p.m. Attendees will university’s medical director, Dr. Robert be required to show proof of vaccination or Van Amorengen, according to Provost and a negative COVID-19 test taken before the Vice President of Academic Affairs Selma ceremony, as per an FAQ released by the Botman. university. “Beverages and light snacks” will Berman credited the shift to an in-person be available to attendees for a nominal fee. format to “recent changes in the directives Details regarding the venue, the num- from the Governor’s office,” which were re- ber of participants allowed to attend, com- leased on April 12. The guidelines mandate mencement speakers and other related YOSEF LEMEL Commencement exercises will be held in-person this year. matters have not yet been released. However, Continued on Page 10 10 News Wednesday , May 5, 2021

Brookdale Resident Falls Five Floors in Trapped Elevator, Rescued by FDNY elevator from the basement and instructing By Elisheva Kohn her to climb down. Following the elevator incident, Ziffer’s This article was originally published online parents reached out to Vice Provost for on April 21. Student Affairs Dr. Chaim Nissel, who, ac- cording to Ziffer, called back within 24 hours An elevator in Brookdale Residence Hall to discuss the matter. Assistant Dean of on the Beren Campus fell five floors last Students Dr. Sara Asher also called Ziffer to Sunday, April 11 while Brookdale resident inquire about her wellbeing. “They were both Daphna Ziffer (SCW ‘22) was trapped inside. very very helpful,” Ziffer said. “Obviously, It dropped floor by floor from the fifth floor this was not a good situation to be in, but I to the basement, before rising back to the think they handled it as positively as it could first floor, falling again and getting stuck in have been.” between the first floor and the basement. “This was a scary experience,” remarked Ziffer estimated that she was stuck in the Ziffer, but she stressed that Nissel, Asher and elevator at around 5:30 p.m. for 30 to 45 security handled it in a “caring” way. The minutes throughout the incident. She told elevator in Brookdale has been operating The Commentator that she had “panicked” smoothly since the incident. and felt “pure terror” while stuck inside, This event follows a series of elevator- though she did not suffer any serious inju- related issues on both campuses in the 2019- ries. Ziffer does not plan on suing YU for the 20 academic year. In May 2019, a Beren incident, and she noted that the university student experienced an elevator free-fall in offered to cover any medical bills caused by Brookdale, resulting in a minor concussion. the elevator incident. In November 2019, a Beren student free-fell That day, Ziffer was heading to the sixth in a malfunctioned elevator in Stanton Hall floor of Brookdale when the elevator abruptly on the Beren Campus. The following month, stopped on the fifth floor and proceeded to The Commentator reported that YU had been fall. When she first realized that the elevator issued dozens of building code violations was falling, Ziffer pressed the emergency — largely stemming from elevator issues button, but she said it was difficult for her on both campuses –– over the previous to communicate with security because the three years. In January 2020, seven male alarm — which was triggered by activating students were briefly trapped in an elevator the emergency button — was so loud. Ziffer in Morgenstern Residence Hall on the Wilf recalls a second alarm going off, though it Campus, which also led to an FDNY rescue. remains unclear what caused it. These incidents were widely reported and Two security guards attempted to pry sparked calls for action by students. open the elevator doors once the elevator hit Last June, in the Fall 2020 reopening the basement the first time, but were unsuc- handbook, the university claimed that they cessful. After being trapped in the malfunc- had been “doing significant work on the ele- tioning elevator while it went back up to the vators over the past few months.” It is unclear first floor and fell again, Ziffer found herself what, if anything, took place to repair broken situated “somewhere in between the first elevators and ensure student safety. As of publication, Chief Facilities & A photo taken by the trapped student during the FDNY DAPHNE ZIFFER floor and the basement.” At that point, Ziffer rescue reported, security called the FDNY, and they Administrative Officer Randy Apfelbaum arrived a few minutes later. The FDNY then did not return a request to comment on the successfully freed her by reaching the stuck latest elevator incident. COVID-19 Cases Remain Low as NYC Gradually Lifts Restrictions

late October, there have been a total of 154 7. The email averred that “the University mass text messages have been sent out in By Jared Scharf positive cases and 18,863 tests administered. is only providing space and has no part in YU student WhatsApp groups regarding The peak of positive cases was 28 between the operation of the site. So please bear in availability of extra vaccines. On April 19, Since students returned from Pesach Jan. 16 - Jan. 29. mind that access to appointments at this site Nissel emailed students at 1:20 p.m. that break on April 6, there have been only three On April 5, Vice Provost of Student Affairs will be subject to availability and eligibility for the rest of the day and the following day, positive cases on Beren and Wilf campuses, Dr. Chaim Nissel emailed all students that criteria as outlined by the City of New York.” “there is sufficient supply for walk-ins at the according to the NYS COVID-19 Tracker. the Weisberg Commons — located on the As of publication, Nissel did not respond YU vaccination site (Belfer Hall) for anyone Previously, the lowest number of ground floor of Belfer Hall — on Wilf Campus to The Commentator’s request for comment. 16 years and older. For today and tomorrow, COVID-19 cases per week was four, occur- would become a vaccination site for the gen- In recent weeks, however, students have you do not need an appointment.” eral public with appointments through NYC’s been able to walk in to the vaccination site ing in the two-week period of Jan. 7 - Jan. Continued on Page 11 20. Since students returned to campus in system. The site began operations on April and receive from the extra vaccines. Many

IN-PERSON GRADUATION Continued from Page 9 health protocols such as social distancing, which is organizing the event. “I know this to work for and with students.” including Columbia University, New York mask wearing and filling out health screen- year has thrown a lot of curveballs so I am Yeshiva University’s graduate schools — University, Hunter College and Baruch ing questionnaires, “regardless of location very appreciative for everything Aliza and including the Benjamin N. Cardozo School of College. or scale.” the entire University Events team has done Law, the Wurzweiler School of Social Work Some students previously appealed to Many seniors expressed excitement at the and continues to do to make an in-person and the Katz School of Health and Science the university administration to consider prospects of an in-person ceremony. “This graduation a reality!” said Joshowitz. — still plan to hold their commencement holding an in-person ceremony. When stu- year has been anything but normal, and I’m dents were first informed that commence- so excited to have an in person commence- “A ceremony that highlights our values and celebrates your ment exercises would be held virtually, ment and be able to celebrate with my fel- Yeshiva Student Union President Zachary low classmates!!” expressed Beren Sy Syms achievements and resilience is best done in-person.” Greenberg (SSSB ‘21) requested approval School of Business President Alex Brody ___ from the Office of Student Life for an in- (SSSB ‘21). “A HUGE thank you to Aliza President Ari Berman person graduation ceremony at Votee Park Berenholz and her team for working nonstop in Teaneck, NJ. While his specific request to pull this off on such short notice!!” was denied, an in-person ceremony is now Beren Senior Class Representative Benji Halpern (SSSB ‘21), the Wilf se- ceremonies in fully virtual formats. being planned. Joshowitz (SCW ‘21) was similarly thankful nior class representative, likewise stated, Currently, several other New York-based to Berenholz-Peled, the chair of the univer- “Decisions like these show students that the universities are continuing with their plans sity’s Committee on Ceremonial Occasions, administration actually listens and is willing to hold virtual commencement ceremonies, Wednesday, May 5, 2021 News 11 36 Hours of Giving Campaign Raises Over $2 Million With 613 Donors, Surpassing Financial Goal With Fewer Expected Donations

undergraduate and graduate programs, Development and Research received $3,318 President Ari Berman moderated a discus- By Rikki Kolodny including Student Scholarships, Student from 11 donors. sion on between Israel's for- Experiences, Improved Facilities and Included in a subcategory under Student mer UN Ambassador Danny Danon and Yeshiva University’s 36 Hours of Giving Technologies, Cardozo School of Law, Covid- Experiences was the Senior Class Gift, for Hungary’s Permanent UN Ambassador fundraising campaign — which began on Related Health and Safety Costs and Faculty which members of the Class of 2021 were Katalin Annamaria Bogyay. April 21 at 8:00 a.m. and ended on April 22 Development and Research. encouraged to donate $20.21 or make a five- Gerdts did not respond to The at 8:00 p.m — raised $2,119,870 from 613 416 donations totaling $1,246,940 were year commitment totaling $360. As a thank Commentator’s inquiries as to how, if at donors. The university’s goal was to raise $1 directed to Student Scholarships, 61 dona- you to each senior who made a minimum all, the 36 Hours of Giving campaign differs million, which would be matched to reach tions totaling $514,228.54 were directed donation of $20.21, the campaign offered a from YU’s traditional Giving Day. $2 million by an anonymous donor, and to Student Experiences, and 22 donations special thank you gift designed specifically The YU Giving Day initiative started 800 donations. totaling $206,292 were directed to Improved for alumni. This campaign received a total in 2016 as a “24-hour blitz” to expand the Donors had the option of directing Facilities and Technologies. Cardozo School of $1,519 from 11 donors, some of whom university’s donor base; the 2016 initiative their contributions to a number of dif- of Law received $142,700.18 from 89 do- were not graduating seniors. raised over $6 million. The second annual ferent causes across the university’s nors, Covid-Related Health and Safety Costs As per Adam Gerdts, Vice President for YU Giving Day, which took place on April received $4,650 from 25 donors and Faculty Institutional Advancement, the goal of the 25 - April 26, 2018, raised $4,538,697 from fundraiser was “to raise critical funding 3,004 donors, exceeding the original $3 and engage our alumni, parents, friends, million goal from 3,000 donors. The main faculty, staff and students to strengthen YU fundraising event was a telethon, which was for today and position us for future success.” run by student volunteers and university The campaign’s main focus was to reach as employees. In 2019, the annual YU Giving many donors as possible. The percentage Day took place on Sept. 18-19. More than of alumni who give back to their school is $5.7 million was raised from 1156 donors, a “critical factor” in the university’s college exceeding the fundraiser's $5 million goal. ranking, Gerdts explained. YU focused this campaign solely on raising “Any donation regardless of the amount funds for student scholarships. from a member of our alumni community is “Despite the challenges of the past year, helpful to the institution,” Gerdts added. “It’s Yeshiva University’s fundraising success has an indication of the community’s trust and been strong,” Gerdts said. “Total Cash and belief in the value of their own education; Commitments to the University are ahead helping to bring that same level of educa- by 26% from last fiscal year, while Cash tional opportunity to the next generation.” Contributions are up 19% from last year.” The 36 Hours of Giving fundraiser was “We are incredibly grateful to our alumni, centered around the theme “Deeply rooted, parents, students and friends who partici- forward focused” and included a program pated in the 36 Hours of Giving campaign,” with a number of featured speakers. The Berman told The Commentator. “Every speakers included Director of Semikha at gift serves as an affirmation of the impact Rabbi Elchanan Theological Seminary Yeshiva University has on our community Rabbi Aryeh Lebowitz, who spoke about and strengthens our mission of educating , and Danielle Wozniak, Dean our students, the leaders of tomorrow.” Wurzweiler School of Social Work, who

YESHIVA UNIVERSITY spoke about the future and power of online The message of the 36 Hours of Giving learning in higher education. Additionally, campaign was “deeply rooted, forward focused.”

COVID-19 CASES LOW Continued from Page 10 On April 22, NYC officials announced On April 28, Berman announced that more information will be coming out in the the biweekly COVID-19 testing reminder that all NYC operating vaccination sites will full in-person instruction and operation will coming weeks. email from Nissel. Additionally, YU’s Code begin offering walk-in appointments for all return to Yeshiva University for Fall 2021. COVID-19 tests are still required twice of Behavior, which includes wearing masks, New Yorkers, including those who work or The university will require all returning a week on both Wilf and Beren campus- maintaining social distancing and filling out study there, ages 16+. Three days laters, on students in graduate and undergraduate es, and “at the present time, receiving the the daily health screen at yu.edu/covid19 is April 25, Nissel emailed all YU students that schools to be fully vaccinated by the open- vaccine does NOT exempt you from our still in effect for vaccinated students. “effective immediately, the Covid vaccination ing of the fall semester. Berman said that Covid Monitoring Program,” according to site on the Wilf campus can accept walk-ins for New York residents, including students attending school in New York, who are over the age of 16.” The site is open Sunday through Thursday from 9 a.m. to 7 p.m. and Fridays from 9 a.m. to 5 p.m and is expected “to run through June.” Due to the decreasing number of cases in YU and in the United States, YU has been lifting restrictions as well. On April 12, Rabbi Joshua Weisberg, senior director of student life at YU, emailed Wilf and Beren under- graduates that students would be able to start eating in pods of up to six on Shabbat as opposed to the previous socially distant two per table. Additionally, on April 22, President Ari Berman notified the undergraduate student body that ”in light of the recent changes in the directives from the Governor’s office, [the 2021] graduation will be held in person!” Details are still being finalized for an outdoor venue in NYC on May 26. In addition, there will be a livestream of the event for those who cannot attend in person. “More details will be forthcoming in the next few days, but I wanted to share this exciting news with you personally for you to reserve the date,” Berman wrote in the email. Extra vaccines from the vaccination site were available without an appointment to all YU YOSEF LEMEL students. 12 News Wednesday , May 5, 2021 100th Commentator Editor-in-Chief Announced for Volume 87

Fruchter is a co-founder and one of the heads will continue maintaining a high level of the news.“We are so proud of Sruli. His dedi- By Sammy Intrator of the YU Stands with Uighurs club. professionalism and competence at the helm cation, commitment and love for YU is very Lemel told Fruchter of his promotion to of Yeshiva's newspaper of record." strong,” they expressed in a joint statement. Sruli Fruchter (YC ‘22), current senior the newspaper’s top position on March 25. Jared Scharf (YC ‘22), incoming senior “We know he will be an outstanding editor- news editor for The Commentator, has been Commenting on why he selected Fruchter, news editor and former co-editor with in-chief and a welcome addition to the long, selected as the 100th editor-in-chief of The Lemel said, "Over the past two years, I have Fruchter, commented as well, saying: “Sruli proud history of The Commentator.” Commentator by outgoing Editor-In-Chief been impressed by Sruli's work ethic. Though and I have known each other since we were Senior editors of the 2021-2022 board Yosef Lemel (YC ‘21). The transition will he had little editorial experience at the time, little. I was excited to work with him when I will include Jared Scharf (YC ‘22) as senior occur after this year’s final print issue is I appointed him as the senior news editor in joined the team as a news editor, and am even news editor, Daniel Melool (YC ‘22) as senior distributed on the Wilf Campus, which will May because I thought he had what it took more excited to work with him in his new features editor, Naftali Shavelson (YC ‘ 22) as most likely occur on Tuesday, May 4 or to make the news section great. Indeed, he capacity as Editor-in-Chief.” Scharf added, senior opinions editor and Max Ash (SSSB Wednesday, May 5. As of the time of pub- ‘22) as senior business editor. lication, there are no plans to immediately “Editor-in-Chief Yosef Lemel’s leadership was also amazing to “For next year, I am excited to contin- select a managing editor. work under; he left large shoes for Sruli to fill, but Sruli has large ue propelling The Commentator’s growth Fruchter, a rising senior, is a pre- in serving the YU community,” shared law student studying International and feet.” Fruchter. “We hope to broaden our cover- Global Affairs. He began writing for The ___ age and staff — in all sections — to include our fellow students on the Beren Campus. Commentator in his first year at YU in Fall Jared Scharf (YC '22) 2019 and has written 47 articles since. He The Commentator is seeking to further was promoted to junior news editor in April strengthen and enhance each of its sections 2020, and soon after, in May 2020, was did.” He continued, “This year's news sec- ”Editor-in-Chief Yosef Lemel’s leadership in terms of quality, content and initiatives. I offered the senior news editor position. tion, under Sruli's leadership, has regularly was also amazing to work under; he left large encourage all students, faculty, rebbeim and Fruchter is a Dean’s Scholar and a fellow released high-quality and accurate articles shoes for Sruli to fill, but Sruli has large feet.” administrators to reach out to get involved.” for the World Jewish Congress. Additionally, on a host of issues. I am confident that Sruli Fruchter’s parents were also excited about

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running religious programming for the YU dvar Torah, alternating between men and she appreciates TSM because it “provides a By Adina Bruce community, whether as members on the women each week; per TSM “shtick” rules, uniquely warm atmosphere in the heights.” board of the Beren Campus Torah Activities the dvar Torah must include a song lyric. Elaborating further, she explained “As After living at my parents’ house for six Council (TAC), being an RA or a Stanton As of now, TSM only meets Friday night, someone who is very community-oriented months, I, like many others my age, excit- Fellow. Living in Washington Heights but there has been other programming cre- that graduated college virtually, it was quite edly moved to Washington Heights this past newly graduated, compounded with the ated in order to make TSM into more of a isolating in the beginning of the year find- August. As a young undergrad moving into social struggles resulting from COVID-19, community. So far, TSM has run a Tu B'Shvat ing my place in Washington Heights, a new her first apartment, there were many parts Etshalom expressed that the group saw “a Oneg in a Bag, a mishloach manot drive neighborhood for me. TSM, which is com- of living independently that I had to figure need for young people to be able to social- and a chessed event. TSM also participated prised of both old and new friends, helped out, not least where to daven on Shabbat. ize in some kind of communal way, and it in a community-wide Yom Hashoah and with this transition exponentially.” TSM is Connected to that was finding a place that seemed the best option to do that would be Yom Haatzmaut celebration run by the Y of open to all undergraduates, graduates, YU would feel like my community. through Tefillah.” Washington Heights and Inwood. Although affiliated and not, and even non “twenty- Washington Heights is blessed to be home Now, six months later, TSM has grown programming is currently restricted due to somethings” attend. to many minyanim, and in an attempt to find into a fully functional minyan. Sign-up COVID-19, Etshalom expressed that bigger While creating a new community is chal- my place, I hopped around different shuls forms are sent out every Wednesday night events are being planned for TSM as life be- lenging at the best of times, making one in and minyanim, and yet I still did not feel the midst of a global pandemic is even more like there was one minyan I could call my so. The success of TSM, despite the chal- own. Therefore, I was very excited when, on The success of [The Twenty-Somethings Minyan], despite the lenges, is a testament to the power of what Oct. 30, I received a text saying that some can happen when a group of individuals people were planning on having a musical challenges, is a testament to the power of what can happen when comes together for a common cause. Kabbalat Shabbat on our roof, but were a group of individuals comes together for a common cause. Reflecting on what she learned from this looking for a minyan. With messages being experience, Adler commented, “I learned passed around asking if men would be able that we can create a warm space even in a to join, it was only two hours before Shabbat densely urban area. I learned that young that the minyan was actually confirmed. With on the TSM Whatsapp group at exactly 7 gins to return to some normality. “We would professionals need community and that com- all the uncertainty of whether the minyan p.m.; within two minutes the form is closed, love some shabbatonim and community munities need people to step up. I learned would actually happen, the final gathering, though a waiting list is kept open. Moving meals, shiurim and plan on offering more that especially during times of transition, about 40 people, was a surprising success. from the aforementioned roof, the minyan is programming, not just Tefillah, that build uncertainty, and world chaos, recent grads Inspired by the popularity of the im- now held on the fifth floor of the Shenk Shul. up our community,” she said. are looking for Jewish connection.” Going promptu minyan, the Twenty-Somethings On Thursday evenings, the board members As the name suggests, TSM aims to ser- further, she concluded, “Now, perhaps more Minyan (TSM) was born. Recent graduates set up the minyan, seating as many people vice the “twenty-something” demographic than ever, people are looking for meaning, Bella Adler (SCW ‘20), Ariella Etshalom as possible, with roommates sitting in pods living in Washington Heights. Members they are looking for a “chevra”, and they are (SCW ‘20), Miriam Schloss (SSSB ‘20), CJ while all others sit six feet apart. Attendants include current Yeshiva University under- looking for spaces to find each other. What Glicksman (YC ‘20) and Sophie Ostrow (SCW are notified of seating with a card of their graduates such as Yaakov Weider (YC ‘23), a blessing it is that together, we can create ‘20) make up the original visionaries and name on a chair, in addition to a confirma- who told The Commentator that he enjoys those spaces.” informal board who run TSM. The idea for tion text that is sent out. Currently, the re- attending as “it’s so great to be at a minyan the minyan came out of conversations held in cord for the most number of seats set up is 73. with amazing ruach but also to be able to Editor’s Note: Anyone interested in joining shared car rides to Salanter Akiba Riverdale Much of davening is musical, with see friends and make new friends which TSM is encouraged to reach out to Ariella High School (SAR), where some of the found- someone davening Mincha, and someone has definitely been harder in a Covid era.” at [email protected]. ers work together. else doing Maariv and Kabbalat Shabbat. Other attendants include recent graduates The board members are familiar with Afterward, a community member will say a such as Sara Schatz (SCW ‘20), who said

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to win as a write-in. That day I posted in a up to students to ask them to vote for me. I It’s incredible how in one day COVID just By Zachary Greenberg bunch of WhatsApp groups and bothered wasn’t going to risk losing by one vote again. showed up and life as we know it has never some friends to write me in as their preferred This time I thankfully got 68 votes, beating been the same. I still vividly remember my As my time at Yeshiva University nears candidate. With only being on campus for the guy in second place by a margin of 48. last day in the Heights. Everyone was asking a close, I wanted to reflect on my experi- around two weeks and not knowing most of Throughout my time at YU, I’ve experi- me when I was going to use my presidential ences and share some of the highs and lows the students, I ended up receiving 23 votes, enced a lot that YU has to offer. I participated powers to shut down YU. You could feel the of my time at YU. I believe I am the first above the minimum 20 required to win as a in Torah Tours where I went to Memphis atmosphere that everyone was nervous in the two-term YSU President in history, having write-in. But Josh Aranoff (YC ‘19) got 24. Tennessee. I went with YUPAC to lobby for Cafe. With one message the next day, YU was taken over in January 2020 when former That was a heartbreaker. Israel in Washington DC in November 2019. shut down for the week, then until , YSU President Ariel Sacknovitz (SSSB ‘20) The following fall, I returned to YU for I was on the Yoms Committee my first year. then until Pesach and then until October. stepped down. I’m currently the only student my first full semester. One of the most un- In January 2020 I went on the Rensop High- Like many of you, I was confined to my council president who served as president derrated parts of being a student-athlete is Tech Israel Trip where several of my peers room over COVID. I remember during the during “normal” times before the pandemic, the training week before school. YU takes and I spent the week in Israel visiting incred- early stages of COVID, YU kept sending but more on that later. all of the fall sports teams from both Wilf ible Israeli companies. I became a writer for out emails about Zoom training and Zoom My YU journey began Post-Pesach 2018. and Beren down to Maryland at a sleepaway The Commentator and the YU Observer. I this and Zoom that. I remember thinking, I came fresh off the Yachad Cruise Boat camp called “Camp Airy.” That still is the was also a resident advisor for a semester. “Wow Zoom sucks!” One of my advisors to Greece/Cyprus and nearly two years in best week of my time at YU and it was worth Yes, that was me and not the terrorist Zack and role models since my days in Moshava, Yeshivat Netiv Aryeh. From my first day, I joining a fall team just for that. We would Greenberg. I attended Minyan Men three Avi Schwartz (YC ‘14), who worked in OSL, had one goal: to join the YU Cross Country wake up at 6 a.m., do a run workout, eat an times, including throwing the first-ever Wilf asked me, “Zack, what are you going to do team. I found out the captain’s number and amazing breakfast of omelets, cereal, waffles, floor party Shabbaton on Beren by reserving as president now that YU is closed? How texted him my running personal records and chocolate milk and more, then we would all 10 minyan men spots. One of my favorite are you going to help the people of YU?” he was impressed. I had a private tryout with ice our legs and chill for a few hours, then a parts was being the Stage Lighting director For a few weeks, I didn’t know the answer. the captains and ran three miles in about second run-workout, ice our legs and chill for the YCDS play, “Duck Hunter Shoots People kept asking me what I was up to and 19-and-a-half minutes and became a mem- some more, and then watch movies together Angel.” It was an easy two-credit “A,” and I always gave a funny remark. Several people ber of the team — mission accomplished. I in the theatre room. It was amazing and had Yaakov Siev, the star of the play, had me in kept telling me that I should start a podcast became very close to the guys on the Cross great co-ed vibes! It was like being a camper tears at each performance. about what I’m up to in life. I kept brushing Country team and it has been my favorite in a sleepaway camp all over again! My point is, YU was unreal. It’s so much it off, but I was intrigued. part of YU. In October of that year, I decided to fun and offers so many unique opportunities. My epiphany came after a Commentator’s Shortly after that experience, I became try again to run for student council and Then my life got really interesting when Ariel Purim edition article made fun of me and addicted to what is known as “Y-studs”: I signed up to run for YSU Sophomore Sacknovitz stepped down and I, as YSU VP my story as a terrorist and it kept quoting all-day, dozens of emails talking about cool Representative. I was up against three other of Clubs, became YSU president after fend- me saying “That’s good shtick.” I do tend events on campus. I’ve always been a “do- candidates and some of my friends told me I ing off my first of many lawsuits. That was to use that expression a lot. After reading first, think later kind of guy.” One day, I wouldn’t have a chance of winning and that amazing when I officially became president. that article a light bulb went off in my head. noticed during student council elections I shouldn’t try. That only motivated me to Everyone on campus was saluting me calling I decided I was going to start the world’s for the spring that no one was running for campaign harder. I put flyers up everywhere, me, “Mr. President.” Life couldn’t be better. first Zoom podcast to help bring the YU texted my friends individually, and walked But then COVID hit and YU shutdown. YSU VP of Clubs. So, I figured why not try Continued on Page 15

ZACH GREENBERG Always good shtick Wednesday, May 5, 2021 15

YSU PRESIDENT Continued from Page 14 community together and help show students and joking around. Ariella thought Ahuva me and I’ve gotten to run many awesome initiative and try new things. That’s how I that Zoom can be enjoyable and I was go- and I would make a cute couple so, after 10 programming both virtually and in-person. met my fiance, and we never would have met ing to call it “Good Shtick! With Zack.” I minutes, she left the video chat leaving me My favorite has been the Q&A sessions with if I wasn’t bold enough to start my own Zoom quickly designed a flyer and sent it to OSL alone with Ahuva. I’ll be honest, I thought various celebrities such as Hotdog eating talk show or if she wasn’t brave enough to and told them about my plan. Each episode Ahuva was very cute from the start and I Champion Joey Chestnut, NBA legend join as a guest. My second piece of advice would have a different guest student and we decided to stay on and joke around with Amare Stoudemire, Youtube Comedian Ryan is to find your role models. That could be would have fun discussions, debates and her. I figured I was probably never going to George, Stock Analyst Trey “Trades” Collins networking with YU alumni, your profes- challenges. We would reflect on our current see her again anyways. We ended up talking and Hollywood Director Saul Blinkoff. Shout sors, your rebbeim, an older classmate or COVID situation, our time at YU and more. for another 30 minutes and then texted the out to the YSU VP of Clubs and my best a guy on your floor. Pick and choose differ- Before the first episode on Monday, next few days. I asked her out that Sunday friend Jared Benjamin (YC ‘21) for co-host- ent aspects you like in their lives and apply March 16, 2020, I remember being terri- and she said yes! We did our episode of ing those with me! Additionally, I’ve run a them to yours. I’ve become very close with fied that no one would show up and it would Good Shtick! that Monday and began Zoom bunch of Digital Dov virtual trivia contests, my shiur , professors who have helped be a complete bust. People would just chaff dating for two months without meeting. She concerts with John King and Simcha Leiner, me with figuring out my job situation, my me for even attempting such a crazy idea. lived in Silver Spring, Maryland, and I lived and a virtual hypnotist show. In-person Cross Country coach and previous captains, A few minutes before the episode began, I in Bergenfield, New Jersey. Finally, on May wise this year I’ve helped organize AMC the housing team, Susan Bauer from my was pacing back and forth in my room super 14, Ahuva came to Teaneck and stayed by movie nights, comedy show nights (shoutout Rensop trip and the OSL team working with nervous feeling like I was about to vomit. her sibling, and we met in person at long to SJ Tannenbaum), bike trips, paintball, the student council. There are so many great I got a call from my friend Aaron Wruble last. Thankfully, Ahuva and I got engaged snow tubing, and hopefully more to come. people at YU for you to meet that can change (SSSB ‘21) who said to me, “Hey Zack. I’m last November and are G-d willing getting It’s been nice, but it’s tough over Zoom your life. Also go to the Sky Cafe for lunch trying to get onto your show, but I can’t. married on June 13. and wearing masks to meet new people. every day. There’s way better food there than It’s maxed out.” Before the episode even Even though I no longer host Good Another big thing I pushed for as President the regular cafe. began the Zoom maxed out at 100 students. Shtick!, I feel as though it never really end- was adding the Katz and Makor represen- With any position of responsibility and I couldn’t believe it. That was one of the best ed. I used to pride myself on knowing so tatives to the student council. It has been my shticky nature, I’m sure I’ve upset some moments of my life. many students’ names and being outgoing especially a pleasure working with Makor of you before. I want to publicly apologize The first episode was fun and I got a lot and friendly. I loved meeting new people Representative Akiva Sasson (Makor ‘23) for any time I may have done something to of positive feedback. In the next episode, I and talking about anything from Star Wars, in including the Makor students in more upset you. Please feel free to text me so I can wanted to bring in a female guest and invited sports, movies, Torah, stocks and more. The student programming. privately apologize to you. I tried my best Ariella Etshalom (SCW ‘20). In advance of past year has been challenging, for me even With the COVID situation getting bet- to make YU a more awesome place, and I episode three I asked my friend Yael Feder more so than last year. At least last year we ter and vaccines being rolled out, I hope hope I have helped in making your experi- (SSSB ‘20) to join and invite one of her fe- were all in the same boat of 100% virtual. you all can get to experience the same YU ence better. To end off, as Lloyd Christmas male friends as well. She said she had this This year, most of us, myself included, are I had my first year and three-quarters. In said in my favorite comedy movie, Dumb friend Ahuva Wakschlag (SSSB ‘20) and she tired of virtual events after a long day of normal times, YU has so much to offer and and Dumber, “I hate goodbyes!” I hope this would be interested in joining. I responded, Zoom school and just want to be with oth- the experiences that I had are just a drop in is not goodbye to any of you but more see “That’s a nuts last name. She’s gotta change ers. I’ve been your student council presi- the bucket. Every student has their story on you soon. Please keep and touch! Au revoir it Zackshlag.” On Wednesday, March 18, dent mostly remote; I’ve been to campus a what they love most about YU. (until we meet again)! Ariella and Ahuva, as a joke, decided to video dozen times or so. I don’t know many of the My advice to you is to try out program- call me to interrogate me about why I wanted younger students and that stinks. ming, clubs or courses that interest you. them on my show. We ended up chatting Thankfully, it has been a great year for Don’t just follow what your friends do. Take

Octopuses: More Like Us Than They Appear

By Shaina Matveev to the human mind, in a physical body so un- comparable to human’s place as being the us. In addition, they even have a form of both like our own, that makes studying octopuses most intelligent vertebrate. short-term and long-term memory, much From the very beginning of human his- so compelling. In addition to being exceptionally intel- like we do. Despite having evolved as intel- tory, octopuses have been an object of fasci- Among the numerous characteristics that ligent, octopuses are masters of communica- ligent creatures on a separate evolutionary nation for mankind; this is no surprise. With make the mind of the octopus so remarkable, tion. Through flickering and flashing colors path from vertebrates, including humans, their unique tentacles, uncanny flexibility perhaps their single most extraordinary trait across their skin, often in rhythmic bands the similarities between their memories and and striking, color-changing capabilities, is their unusually high level of intelligence. and multidirectional displays, along with ours is quite mystifying. these members of the Cephalopoda class Considered by many to be the most intel- utilizing their skin texture and posturing, are truly captivating creatures. However, ligent invertebrate, octopuses have been octopuses can communicate with fellow while these unusual physical attributes cer- proven to be capable of solving complex octopuses in an incredibly complex and nu- Perhaps it is seeing a glimmer tainly make them unique, what truly sets mazes and tasks, opening child-proof pill anced way. In addition to being exceptional of ourselves, in a body that them apart from their fellow invertebrates is bottles, using stones to secure the entrances at communicating with others of their own their remarkable and surprisingly advanced to their dens and even using common marine kind, they are also very skilled at commu- couldn’t be more different and minds. From demonstrating an exception- objects as tools in ways that suggest ad- nicating with humans. For example, during ally high level of intelligence, to utilizing vanced levels of planning and foresight, such experimentation, they have been known foreign than our own, that complex systems of communication, to hav- as using coconut husks as portable shelters. on a couple of accounts to toss subpar food ing extraordinarily well-developed memory These intelligent behaviors, together with through the outflow pipe of their tanks as draws us in and compels us to storage and retrieval capabilities, the mind of their abnormally large brain-to-body ratio, a means of showing their researchers that understand this captivating the octopus is far more human-like than one have been used to support the view that oc- they dislike specific foods, or sometimes even would expect. Perhaps it is these similarities topuses are the most intelligent invertebrate, shooting jets of water at people, in an effort creature. to communicate their dislike for them or to simply be playful. They are even capable of distinguishing between individual humans From being the most intelligent inver- in order to communicate with them, a very tebrate, much like humans are the most rare ability among invertebrates and even intelligent vertebrate, to having incredibly among most vertebrates, as most animals complex systems of communication, which cannot distinguish among individuals of a include the ability to communicate with species that isn’t their own. Because octo- people, to even sharing a similar mechanism puses are fairly asocial creatures, their un- for memory as humans, octopuses are far canny ability to communicate with humans more like us then they appear. Perhaps it is perplexing and yet another attribute that is seeing a glimmer of ourselves, in a body makes studying them so fascinating. that couldn’t be more different and foreign Not only are octopuses exceptional com- than our own, that draws us in and compels municators and incredibly intelligent, they us to understand this captivating creature. also have remarkably advanced systems Through the continued study of octopuses, for memory storage and retrieval for an driven by this desire to understand their animal of their kind. Dr. Benny Hochner, mysteriously human-like minds, humans a leading researcher of octopus cognition continue to not only learn more about the and memory, examined the mechanism for octopus itself, but surprisingly, also about memory in octopuses and found it to be ourselves, as well. strikingly similar to the one in vertebrates, with their mechanism utilizing long-term potentiation of glutamatergic synaptic field Octopuses are more like us than we might think. PIXABAY potentials, quite similar to vertebrates like 16 Wednesday , May 5, 2021

A Brief History of the Last 36 Years of YU Macs Basketball

By Alexander Wildes League MVP Daniel Aaron join the squad, scoring charge was led by Yossy Gev and his Hoffman (13.1 points), both of whom scored scoring 20.4 points per game in the 11 games 21 points per game average. their 1000th career points during the season. In 1985, my father, as the sports editor for he played. Miko Danan’s 434 points paced The Macs regressed to 13-8 in 2000-2001, Also stepping up were Benjy Ritholtz (13.5 The Commentator, wrote an article detail- the way for Yeshiva, whose 13-10 record though Gev was his dominant self, leading points) and Shlomo Weissberg (10.4 points, ing the first 50 years of Yeshiva University marked their fifth-straight winning sea- the conference in scoring with 20.8 PPG 9.3 rebounds). The ensuing season, Coach basketball. In order to continue the Wildes son. Sadly, this streak was broken the next and scoring his 1000th career point in the Jonathan Halpert’s last, the team faltered to legacy, I decided to write about the years season. In the 1992-93 season, the Yeshiva process. Gev’s scoring did not stop here, a 7-18 record. Newcomer Yisrael Feld paced since then. This is a brief summary of the last Maccabees went 12-12. Aaron and Danan led though, as towards the end of the 2001-02 the team with 16 PPG, with Ritholtz (14.5 36 years of Yeshiva Maccabees basketball. the way for the Macs, averaging 19.6 and 14.6 season, he passed Ayal Hod for the all-time PPG) and Weissberg (9.4 PPG, 9.3 RPG) The 1985-86 season was the Maccabees’ points per game, respectively. Aaron also scoring record at Yeshiva, leading the Macs producing solid numbers as well. first year with a home gym as the build- grabbed a team-high 8.6 rebounds an outing. to their 17th-straight season with a record Former Mac Elliot Steinmetz took over ing of the Max Stern Athletic Center had The Macs returned to their winning of .500 or better, as they finished with a the coaching reins in the 2014-15 season, been completed. Led by backcourt mates ways in 1993-94, as the defense-oriented record of 14-12. Jack Yulzary had himself an ushering in a new era for Macs basketball Joey Eaves and Ronnie Schwartz along with Maccabees went 12-10 on the season. Both all-around season, averaging over 5 assists — one of Jewish Day School recruiting and brothers Lior and Ayal Hod, the Macs went Aaron (18.9 PPG) and Danan (12.6 PPG) and 5 steals per game. free-flowing offense. Senior Benjy Ritholtz 14-9. Star guard Joey Eaves wrapped up his scored their 1000th career points during the Sadly, this streak ended the following (17.7 points) and junior Shelby Rosenberg YU career with 1,324 points. The next sea- season. Following the departures of Aaron season, with the Macs only able to muster (15.8 points, 8.1 rebounds) led Yeshiva to a son, however, the Macs stepped backward, and Danan, Yeshiva somehow improved an 8-17 record without Gev. Star Eli Hami 14-11 record, their first winning season since finishing the 1986-87 season with a record on their record from the previous year, go- wrapped up his fantastic three-year Macs ca- 2007. Due to the departure of the 1000-point of 10-13. Yeshiva’s Ayal Hod stepped up, ing 13-10 in the 1994-95 season, while also reer being awarded the Skyline Conference’s scoring Ritholtz, Rosenberg’s scoring output averaging 19.9 points per game (PPG) and increased to 18.4 PPG in the 2015-16 season 9.5 rebounds per game (RPG) on an efficient (hitting 1000 career points in the process), 66% shooting, with older brother Lior aver- Former Mac Elliot Steinmetz took over the coaching reins in the helping the Macs secure a 15-12 record. aging 18.9 PPG and 7 RPG on 45% shooting 2014-15 season, ushering in a new era for Macs basketball — Building off of their newfound success, the from beyond the arc. 2016-17 Maccabees improved slightly to Yeshiva bounced back in the 1987-88 sea- one of Jewish Day School recruiting and free-flowing offense. 15-10. Second-year player Judah Cohen led son, tying the school record in wins en route the team, averaging 14.9 points, while fresh- to a 16-9 year. In his final season for YU, man Simcha Halpert (13 PPG, 4.8 RPG) and Lior Hod averaged 19.7 PPG and 10.2 RPG, advancing to the second round of the IAC MVP. Hami led the conference in scoring senior Michael Berg (11.4 PPG, 6.9 RPG, 5 culminating in being named the Independent tournament. Barry Aranoff was the IAC (and set the YU single-season scoring record) APG) were major contributors as well. Athletic Conference (IAC) MVP, and finished Rookie Of the Year, leading all of Division with 548 points, for a 21.9 PPG average, and The 2017-18 season changed the course as the all-time leading scorer in YU’s his- III in steals per game (SPG) with 5.5. averaged 5 rebounds and 3 steals per game. of Yeshiva history forever. In the first half of tory with 1541 points. His younger brother In 1995-96 Yeshiva claimed a 13-12 re- The departure of Hami gave way to new stars the season, the Macs went 6-8, but with the Ayal had a fantastic season in his own right, cord, their third consecutive winning season, for the Macs, as the 2003-04 Macs improved arrival of Gabe Leifer (SSSB ‘21) from Israel putting up 19.7 points and 11.5 rebounds with seniors Alan Levy leading the team to 11-14 with five players — Benji Golbert, in January, the team turned around com- a game, and Yudi Teichman averaged 15 in scoring and Barry Aranoff leading the Harel Vatavu, Yitz Ribald, Alex Lapidus, and pletely, going 12-3 the rest of the way (lead- points and 10.7 rebounds per outing. With defense, swiping 4.6 SPG. The ensuing sea- Jack Yulzary — all averaging over 8 points ing to a program-record 18 wins). The team the loss of Lior Hod, the Macs regressed to son saw the Macs led by a new face: junior per game. advanced to their first Skyline Conference 12-11 in 1988-89. Seniors Ayal Hod and Yudi big man Joel Jacobson. Jacobson led the The succeeding season saw the record championship (and won for the first time) Teichman led the pack, with the former av- Macs in points (315, for a 15.8 PPG average), flipped, as Yeshiva went 14-11 in 2004-05, and qualified for the NCAA Tournament for eraging 22.3 points per game, (wrapping up and rebounds (9.6 RPG), leading the team with Roy Goldstein leading the Skyline the first time in school history. Leading the his career with 1807 points, over 260 more to a 15-6 record. In the 1997-98 season, Conference in scoring with 21.5 (earning charge were sophomores Simcha Halpert than his brother Lior), while also grabbing Jacobson’s last, he once again paced the a spot on the All-Conference First-Team). (YU-record 599 points, for 20.7 PPG), Bar 13.9 RPG, and with the latter averaging 18 Macs in points (20.9) and rebounds (10.7), The 2005-2006 season saw familiar faces Alluf (17.9 PPG), and Gabe Leifer (17.4 PPG, points and 12.6 rebounds per game. finishing his career with 1330 points, and become leaders, as third-year players Itzy 10.9 RPG). The 1989-90 Macs were led by junior leading the Macs to a 15-8 record. Ribald (14.4 PPG) and Harel Vatavu (12.5 With 8 out of the top 9 minute-earners Eric Davis and his 22.5 PPG, going 12-10 in While some expected the team to suffer PPG, 5.4 RPG) lead a balanced Yeshiva team returning the following season, along with a transition year for the team. The following without the presence of Jacobson, in the to a 13-12 record. In the following season, the highly anticipated arrival of McDonald’s season, the team’s record improved to 15-10, 1998-99 season the Macs sported a 16-7 the fourth and final years for Vatavu and All-American nominee and D1 prospect Ryan with Davis again scoring over 22 points per record. First-year Israeli player Yossy Gev Ribald, the Macs went 15-11 as both seniors Turell (SSSB ‘22), the Maccabees’ future game, finishing his career with 1008 points. was the scoring leader for Yeshiva, scoring crossed the 1000-point plateau. was looking bright. Led by the powerful trio Senior Jon Rosner averaged 16 points and 447 points in 23 games for a 19.4 point per After three straight winning seasons, of Turell (20.1 PPG, 5 RPG), Halpert (18.4 13 rebounds, while Israeli newcomer Miko game average. In the subsequent season, the the Macs regressed to 11-16 in the 2007-08 PPG, breaking the 1000 point plateau), and Danan averaged 15 points per game. Macs again won 16 games, this time losing season. The Macs, led by Skyline Rookie Leifer (18.1 PPG, 12 RPG, 5.4 APG, Skyline The 1991-92 season saw former Yeshiva 8. For the second straight year, the team’s Of the Year (and Skyline Conference First- MVP), Yeshiva set their school record for Team honoree) Zack Gordon’s 20.2 points most wins in a season in the second straight and 7.5 rebounds a night, advanced to their year, winning 19 while only losing 8. While second-ever Skyline Conference semifinals. Yeshiva made it to a second-straight Skyline With Gordon’s departure the following year Conference championship, their loss in the to D1 UPenn, Yeshiva relied on D2 Barry championship was a disappointing blow University transfer and Buenos Aires native to the NCAA Tournament aspirations of Martin Leibovich, who in turn averaged 18.1 the team. PPG and 6.8 RPG. However, the team as a After the bitter end to the previous season whole struggled, managing to go only 7-17 in the Macs, armed now with high-flying fresh- the 2008-09 season. The team improved the man Ofek Reef (SSSB ‘23), were ready to subsequent season to 12-14, with Leibovich win the conference once again. After losing leading the team again in points and re- the first game of the season to Occidental bounds, with 15.8 and 7.4, respectively. College, the Macs reeled off 29 straight wins, The Macs were without Leibovich in the including the Skyline Conference champion- 2010-11 season, dropping to 7-18 without ship and two NCAA Tournament wins (the his presence. Dovie Hoffman stepped up for first two in school history). Alas, due to the Yeshiva, averaging 15.4 points, 7.1 rebounds, COVID-19 pandemic, the tournament was and about a steal and a block a game. Gil canceled in the middle, robbing the Macs of Bash chipped in with 13 PPG and Omer a chance to continue to make YU history. The Haim dishing out 6.3 assists per game (APG). Macs ended the season with a record of 29-1, The next season was the worst season in 30 and without the opportunity to advance past years for Yeshiva, as they were only able to the Sweet 16. Turell had the best individual muster a 5-20 record in 2011-12. Once again, season in school history, scoring 646 points Hoffman, Bash and Haim led the offense, (for a 23.9 average) on 63% shooting and with Hoffman averaging 14.7 points and 7.1 46% from beyond the arc, culminating in rebounds, Bash putting up 10.5 points and being awarded the Skyline Conference MVP Haim averaging 6.2 assists. and being awarded a spot on D3Hoops.com’s The 2012-2013 season saw the Macs im- All-America First-Team. Gabe Leifer put up prove to 11-16, a big jump from the previous 16 points, 13.7 rebounds, and 6.6 assists per season. The team was led by seniors Bash YESHIVA UNIVERSITY ATHLETICS Continued on Page 18 The Macs are an integral part of YU’s history. (15 points, 5.7 assists) and Wednesday, May 5, 2021 Features 17 We Asked, Y(O)U Answered One Last Hoorah

By Deborah Coopersmith

With the year coming to a close, another group of YU students are moving on. The Commentator reached out to graduating seniors to hear about their future plans, how prepared they feel, something they wish they knew when they first came to YU, what they’re going to miss the most and who they would like to thank. The responses of six students are provided below.

“Stern was definitely challenging at times, but looking back I don't regret a thing.” — Tamara Kahn (SCW '21)

Tamara Kahn (SCW ‘21) Major: Biology Future Plans: Columbia Dental School “I wish I knew to not feel discouraged by certain scores on exams. For graduate school applications, it is important to apply with the best possible grades, but they also recognize that their applicants are human and do not expect them to be perfect. Besides, there are plenty of other sections to the application and one test grade will probably not have a major impact. Additionally, I wish I knew about running along the East River sooner because that was an amazing part of living in Midtown and attending Stern. “What I will miss the most about YU are the opportunities I had to be a student leader and be involved in so many organizations YESHIVA UNIVERSITY that interested me, while never having to The Commentator reached out to graduating seniors. compromise my Judaism. I was really able to divide my time between academics and extracurricular activities, and they were great even after class for a few minutes, were some “I’d like to thank my professor, Adam. “Remember, all the confessions are sub- ways to make friends and have an outlet from of the most informative parts of my courses. He is the reason why I’ve become passionate mitted anonymously.” school work, while making a difference on “In terms of people I am thankful for, about fashion. campus and even the greater YU community. the obvious answer is my friends. Yet, I also Adina Passy (SCW ‘21) “I would like to thank Dr. Babich, chair recognize the importance my professors had Major: Biology of the Biology Department and the Genetics during my time in YU. I truly owe so much to “You are not as small and Future Plans: University of Texas professor at Stern, for mentoring me and them. I gained so much from them in class, insignificant as you think. Health School of Public Health knowing what was best for me, and of course, but even more so in my relationships with “I will be attending University of Texas always offering me Dum-Dum lollipops in them. I learned a lot by asking questions and If one student is capable Health School of Public Health to get a mas- his office or KitKats during exams. then taking the time to answer them. Their ter’s in public health. It is an online program “I am really happy with my decision to passion for the subject helped inspire my of shaking the student life that provides a foundation in all areas of attend YU. I tried to make the most of my own. I really enjoyed hearing them passion- public health, but will have a specific focus experience and get involved on campus, ately speak about how Physics is interesting on campus, just imagine on epidemiology. I hope to use my MPH to and I think that choice really impacted my and applicable in life. be a better physician when I later complete day-to-day life at Stern and gave me other “I think the most important part is to al- the influence an organized medical school. I will also be a Graduate areas to invest my time and effort besides ways be curious. In YU this is especially easy. student body is capable of…” Assistant on the Beren Campus. academics. I also appreciated my courses We were able to take interesting courses in “I believe that YU has given me the and professors, and the fact that we had a so many different subjects. I hope I am able — knowledge I need to complete my path. I Microbiology Chanukah party was really to continue learning and retain the curiosity Shifra Lindenberg (SSSB '21) also believe that YU has given me access to memorable. Stern was definitely challeng- that grew in my time in YU.” connections from all over my future fields ing at times, but looking back I don't regret so that when the time comes I know there a thing.” Shifra Lindenberg (SSSB ‘21) is a large network to tap into. Major: Marketing “I wish I knew from day one how much “I would like to thank Dr. Terry Dilorenzo. Benjamin Goykadosh (YC ‘21) Future Plans: Job trouble a student can stir up. You are not as She went above and beyond the role of a Major: Physics “I plan to hopefully find a job at the end small and insignificant as you think. If one mentor and helped me find my confidence Future Plans: YU Master’s Program of the summer, maybe something in the student is capable of shaking the student life in myself as a scholar. I would also like to “Many of my courses emphasized how fashion industry. Then I plan to go to gradu- on campus, just imagine the influence an thank Becky Ciment and the entire UHRL ideas worked and allowed/encouraged me ate school. organized student body is capable of when staff. Y'all have really given me the family to explore them further in projects and re- “If there is anything I’ve learned it's they’re not going at each other’s throats I needed on campus and helped make my search. I believe my classes taught me how to that ‘man plans and God laughs.’ While I because of election drama. Change is pos- experience at YU so enjoyable. think and gave me an incredible foundation don’t have my entire life planned, I have sible if you’re willing to go through great “To FTOCs (First Timers on Campus) for my future. just enough planned to get me through one lengths to enact it. You aren’t just another soak this time of your life up and really take “This might be very specific to physics day at a time. Stern girl or just another YP/IBC/JSS/etc advantage of being in NY. I didn't start en- but talk to your professors. There is only so “I am going to miss the community of student on campus (see I didn’t say YU and joying NYC until I was in my second year much they can teach during class and only student leaders. I like being a maker and a Stern). You’re a whole entity and you can and then it was taken away because of the so much you can learn. In class, you often shaker and I like to be around people who be a powerful force if you’re willing to put Continued on Page 18 learn the basics and some advanced ideas. are like that as well. in the work. Asking professors more advanced questions, 18 Features Wednesday , May 5, 2021 Highlighting Diversity at YU: SCW’s Mechina Panel

available kosher food. Leah Schewitz (SSSB often they don’t have the support of their Many of the students in the Mechina pro- By Shlomit Ebbin ‘23), a student from East London, South family and friends.” gram expressed their gratitude for the pro- Africa said, “when I finally got to see what After the panel, Office of Student Life gram. “The Mechina Program run by Dean Nine Stern College for Women (SCW) the Jewish bubble is like, I got to appreciate Program Manager Marjorie Rasinovksy- Schechter is what made so many students students, from places including Kansas, it on a different level because I know what Albert — a former Mechina student — shared coming from ‘the outside’ feel so welcome Moscow, Lithuania, Rochester, South Africa, it’s like to stand alone. At Stern you realize her story of coming to SCW from Brazil. at Yeshiva University,” said Jocelyn Cohen Panama, Uruguay, Illinois and Paris, sat on how there’s nothing more beautiful than a “Being Jewish and coming from different (SSSB ‘23), a student in the Mechina pro- the third annual Mechina panel on Friday Jewish community and being surrounded places is not always the easiest thing and it's gram. “Her classes are a chance to bond and night, April 16. These students from all by fellow .” always very different,” said Ellenberg. “I find learn Torah. There is absolutely no judge- around the world presented their stories of ment. My Mechina class is my favorite part coming to Yeshiva University and of their “When I finally got to see what the Jewish bubble of the day. The students and faculty become religious growth. Though told with different a family. It is a great program to be a part of.” accents and coming from different back- is like, I got to appreciate it on a different level Schechter shared why she felt it was im- grounds, each of the students proclaimed a portant to have this type of panel. “I wanted deep appreciation for SCW and the Jewish because I know what it’s like to stand alone.” students from the outside, students who are community found at YU. coming from more typical backgrounds, The panel took place in the Koch — to appreciate the diversity that we have at Auditorium after Friday night dinner and Leah Schewitz (SSSB '23) Stern and to recognize that there’s such a was moderated by Blaire Ellenberg (SCW value in this,” Schechter said. “I think it’s ‘21), a Mechina student from Kansas City. Other questions asked on the panel in- it fascinating, personally, hearing what it’s important for Stern students, who tend to be The students on the panel began by introduc- cluded if there is antisemitism where they like to be Jewish in Venezuela, in Panama, homogeneous, to open their eyes and hearts ing themselves. Each said where they were live, how they get kosher food and how their and learning about what their cultures are, and they’ll realize that these are students that from and described the Jewish community families reacted to their decision to come how they’ve come to New York, what they’ve are such a source of inspiration. And these where they live. Many of the students on to Stern. brought along with them and what they students will not only not detract from their the panel explained that they come from “I decided to come to Stern because have learned while they’re here. I think that religious growth, but actually really enhance homes that ranged from traditional to secu- I wanted to be in a small college where I this panel is one of the best programs of- it when you get to know them.” lar, and several said they grew up with a would be able to grow both academically fered on Shabbat every year and should be “I have people coming up to me still say- strong . and spiritually,” said Alex Tolmasov (SCW continued.” ing ‘thank you so much for doing this panel, The Mechina Pathways Program was ‘21), one of the panelists who originates from When asked how the COVID-19 pan- it was very inspiring and insightful,’” said founded 17 years ago by current SCW Moscow, Russia. “I wanted to be part of the demic has affected the Mechina program, Ellenberg. She believes that it’s important Associate Dean of Torah Studies Shoshana panel because it is an amazing opportunity Schechter shared that usually she hosts shab- for students not in the Mechina program to Schechter, who serves as the director of to give a voice to people that are not part of batonim for her students at her house, but learn more about it. “Just to hear from other the program. The program serves to inte- the majority in Stern.” she wasn’t able to do that this year. However, students’ perspective what their life is like grate students who did not receive a formal The panelists ended off by sharing with she expressed how amazed she is at how the at Stern is very eye opening and really is Jewish education prior to coming to Stern. the audience what they want people to know program was able to thrive and the students very important to broaden horizons for all Students take part in the program for two about the Mechina program. Ellenberg said were able to connect to each other despite students,” she expressed. years during which they take introductory that it’s important for others to know that many of them being off campus and not “The girls in this community come from courses such as two Bible courses taught by many of the students in the Mechina pro- being able to get together for a Shabbaton. various countries, have different Jewish edu- Schechter, Introduction to Judaism taught gram had to jump over hurdles to be able to “I was afraid that it was going to affect cational backgrounds, and a wide range of by Rabbi Lawrence Hajioff and Hebrew come to Stern and she encouraged everyone it in a big way because so much of Mechina Torah observance,” said Lexi Ruiz (SCW ‘23), language classes for three semesters. After to get to know the Mechina students and is the connection that we forge with each a student in the Mechina program. “Despite two years, students enroll in regular Jewish learn more about them. other. Mechina is really about creating a these differences we are brought together by Studies courses. The program also includes Schechter continued that sentiment in community within a community because our love for Hashem, our eagerness to learn, a beit chavruta program, as well as a later interview with The Commentator. most Mechina students come to Stern with- and our desire to connect to Klal Yisrael.” several shabbatonim. “We take Shabbos for granted,” she said. out knowing anyone,” shared Schechter. On the panel, the Mechina students were “We take learning for granted. You see these “What’s amazing to me is the connection asked to name their favorite things about students who are not only making proactive we’ve been able to achieve through learning Stern. Many of the panelists responded decisions but many of them are also really Torah together even though it started out with not having to compromise Jewish val- sacrificing and demonstrating realmesirat virtually and even though now half the class ues and practices, as well as always having nefesh [self-sacrifice] to be there because is still virtual and half the class is in person.”

SENIORS Continued from Page 17 pandemic. Definitely take your studies seri- most I could to be prepared. Yet, the two Spear, Professor Rosenthal, Coach Jose ready I am. ous, but you will regret not having at least things I wish I knew: 1) Buy Bitcoin 2) Miranda, Coach Miy, Sharon Mella-Reyes, “I wish I knew which classes and profes- a little fun in college. Also, don’t feel the We grow up thinking that if you do well Mechal Haas, Jonathan Schwab, Avi sors were the best ones to take. I am going need to stick to the same person you were in school and get good grades then you’ll Schwartz ... I could go on all day. to miss the Athletics in YU. in high school/seminary just because you be successful. That’s not true in college. “I would tell new students to make sure “I would like to thank every single person have friends from those places in college You need to do much more than that by to have fun and enjoy your time in College. who has helped me to come to this school, with you. College is a chance to reinvent networking, working on your resume, and It goes by quick and YU has so much to of- enjoy every class and sports event, enable yourself, so do not let your friends from practicing interviews. At least in business fer. If something looks interesting, give it me to work on campus and gave me the home keep you from becoming who you that’s how it is. a shot. Also, join the Cross Country team! opportunity to achieve a few milestones want to be in college.” “What I'm going to miss the most is being Best chevra.” in my life. in an environment with so many friends. “For those who are just joining the YU Zachary Greenberg (SSSB ’21) There are so many great students here who Ilan Marouani (SSSB ’21) community, enjoy every single thing you can. Major: BIMA I've become close with. Major: Management Go to an event that looks interesting, a sport Future Plans: Business Analyst at “I’d like to thank many people who Future Plans: Law School that you enjoy or even just a fun shabbaton. Ellkay have been there for me in YU. Here are a “Law School is a new phase of my life and Once you leave college you won't have that “I don’t think anyone is ever fully pre- few: Rabbi Weisberg, Rabbi Hartz, Rabbi I realize that I can prepare as much as I many opportunities to do all of this again.” pared for the future, but I think I did the Koenigsberg, Rabbi Feldman, Professor want, but until I’m in it I will not know how

MACS BASKETBALL Continued from Page 16 game, being awarded a spot on D3Hoops. the heights achieved the season before. that the team would go undefeated. was nominated on D3Hooops.com’s All- com’s All-America Fourth-Team. Both Unfortunately, with the pandemic still in By the end of the season, the Maccabees’ America First-Team, while Leifer was voted Turell and Leifer crossed the 1000-point force, an NCAA Tournament was not to win streak reached 36 straight games, tying as D3Hoops.com All-America Second-Team. mark during the season. Simcha Halpert happen. Yeshiva attempted to schedule as them for the second-most straight wins in While the past couple of seasons ended finished the season with a 16.7 point per many games as they could during the short- D3 history. In those seven games, Turell abruptly, with Ryan Turell and Ofek Reef game average, finishing his career second ened season, yet with COVID-19 outbreaks averaged a mind-numbing 26 points and 8.3 leading the charge, along with D1 grad on the all-time scoring list with 1845 points and other logistical issues, the Macs would rebounds, Eitan Halpert (SSSB ‘21) averaged transfer Ethan Lasko’s presence, expect (26 points shy of the all-time mark). have their season ended without warning 18.1 points per game, and in what may have the Macs to continue their recent stretch After the premature ending to the pre- for the second straight time, playing only been Gabe Leifer’s last season, he averaged of dominance. vious season, the Macs came back with seven games, though they would win them 13.1 points, 10.4 rebounds and 6.9 assists per a renewed hunger, desperate to climb to all. This marked the first time in YU history outing. Turell, for the second-straight year, Wednesday, May 5, 2021 Features 19 From the Syms President’s Desk: 8 Things You Won’t Learn In College (But Are Absolutely Essential) If you are using a debit card or still have 1. Not all of us are making enough money go. This also applies to my regular expenses. By Adam Baron a credit card tied to a parent’s account, you to do that. If you are always budgeting and planning, it may be shooting yourself in the foot. While 2. Some of us live in extremely expensive becomes much easier to predict expenses. Disclaimer: I am 22 and have barely there may not be anything “wrong” with not cities, such as Manhattan, San Francisco This means listing your rent, utilities, phone started my career as an adult. This is just using your own credit card, you are missing and Boston. bill, wifi, groceries, transportation and a set a list of advice I have received over the last out on building up your credit score. What So, what are the alternatives? First, when budget for optional expenditures, like dining few years, and I am simply passing on the exactly is a credit score? Glad you asked. in doubt, find a roommate. A one-bedroom in restaurants and shopping. Make sure that information to others in my own words. Your credit score is a number that is graded apartment may cost $1,500, while a two- you are spending a realistic and appropriate between 200-800 that shows creditors how bedroom place might be $2,200. This would amount relative to your income. 1. Start Saving Now: The Power of the good you are at paying off money that you mean that instead of paying $1,500 a month Most wealth management advisors will Roth IRA owe. This essentially shows them how trust- per person, you can save almost $5,000 per tell young people to try to save 10% of their worthy you are; a higher score will help you year and split costs of an apartment with a income every month. This number should Albert Einstein has taught us that the out later in life. friend. No, this is not a brilliant answer, but grow to closer to 20% as you progress in your power of compounding interest is the eighth If you want to lease a car, the dealer will there are some other tricks as well. You can career and begin to earn more. Saving this wonder of the world. While many of us don’t ask to see a credit score. If you want to buy find apartments offering a couple of months money in a Roth IRA — see above — is a great have much income to be saving up while in your first house, the bank will need a credit of free rent (especially during COVID-19) or way to make the most out of your savings. college, any penny you can spare can have a score report to see how much they can trust find an apartment that someone is trying to Additionally, for those of you who work on massive impact and potentially change your you and how risky it would be for them to sublease at a discounted rate. If you need to Wall Street, many say that you should use life. If you have any disposable income at all, give you a great mortgage rate. This means spend more than 1/3 of your base salary on your base salary for living expenses and save go to your local bank and open a Roth IRA that a higher score will be less risky for them, rent, it isn’t the worst thing in the world, that big bonus for a rainy day. savings account. Every year, you can put and they will be able to give you better terms but do your best to keep the number down up to $6,000 into an account — there is no on a loan, which can save you tens of thou- so you can save up! 6. Efficient Networking: Don’t Be minimum, so no pressure — that you can sands of dollars! Afraid to Reach Out invest yourself or have someone manage it So, why start with your own credit card? 4. I Took Accounting, but How Do I for you. You would keep this money in your Credit cards are one of the easiest ways to Actually Pay Taxes? I am not claiming to be a master at net- account and add whenever you can. This start building your credit, just make sure working, but I have learned a thing or two account will ultimately continue to grow you can pay off whatever you purchase in If your taxes are as simple as mine, this about networking strategies over the last as you head towards your retirement, and a timely manner. Over the years, if you are question is not a big deal at all. This year, couple of years. When you start getting ready when you hit the ripe age of 59.5, you can responsible, you should see your credit score I had some income from an internship for the job search, you should have a set take out all of your money and not pay a rise, which will help you in the long run. and made a few bucks messing around on method for reaching out. First, start with cent of taxes. This works because the money Note: The issue with credit cards arises Robinhood. I used Turbotax as a guide and reaching out to any family or friends who are you invest has already been taxed, so when when you can't pay back what you owe, and the entire process was not just free, but also in the field of your preference. These are the you are in a lower bracket today, you will you start to accrue debts that you pay interest extremely simple and quick. people who are usually the most helpful and pay a much lower percentage now, and you on. Not only will this kill your credit score, That being said, if somehow you have usually are willing to help to any extent that can let the money multiply tax-free for the but it will break your wallet as well. If you a more complicated tax structure — some they can. Next, you can reach out to school next 30 years! either won’t be able to pay back what you owe fancy investments or carry in a fund — then alumni or “friends of friends” or people with Another point: While you can’t take out or don’t trust yourself to spend responsibly, you may want to think about hiring a CPA. a similar background. After reaching out to your capital gains earnings until age 59.5, maybe stick to a debit card until you feel For the 99.99% of us that don't have any- anyone in those categories, only then does you can retrieve whatever you contribute. ready to move to a credit card. thing wild going on in our accounts, using it make sense to start cold calling or email- For example, if you put $6,000 into your Another note: I started with the Bank the basic, free Turbotax website will allow ing people that you do not know. Do not be account in 2020 and make $400 in profit, of America Student credit card and have had us to do our taxes without too much hassle. afraid to reach out! ! The worst thing that you can take out the $6,000 whenever you nothing but positive experiences, as well as Note: I am very, very much not an ac- can happen is getting a response that they want, so long as you don't touch the $400 some cool perks (3% cashback on dining, countant, so take what I have to say in this are not interested, too busy or no response of earnings! 2% back on gas and 1% on everything else). section with a grain of salt. For all actual at all. The best-case scenario is you end up Note: The only reason to not initially accounting majors or CPAs, feel free to send making a great connection and they take invest into your Roth IRA is if your em- 3. How Much Should My Rent Be? me some more information! you on as a mentee, give you great advice ployer offers to match a percentage of your and help connect you to more people. The 401k contribution. In that case, you should This one is not as straightforward, but I 5. Budgeting and Saving: It’s Nerdy, risk vs. reward when it comes to networking do that before contributing to a Roth IRA. will tell you what I know. Usually, the rule but It Helps is an amazing tradeoff, so don't be afraid to The employer’s matching is essentially free is that 1/3 of your salary should be going get your hands dirty. money, so only after you max out the em- toward rent. If you are making 60k out of It could just be my OCD, but I like to Another important point, when it comes ployer matching should you start putting school, you should be spending no more keep everything cleanly mapped out. If I am to networking, you should be as efficient as your post-tax savings into a Roth IRA. than 20k per year on your rent ($1,666 a planning an exciting vacation, you had better possible; there should be a method to the month). However, this is not always possible believe I will have a full excel spreadsheet madness. Make an Excel spreadsheet with 2. Start Using Your OWN Credit Card: for two reasons. with all of my estimated expenses ready to the name of every person you talk to. You should include a name, an email address/ phone number, a quick summary of the dis- cussion as well as the date you spoke and the date you sent a follow-up “thank you” email.

Tips and Tricks for Networking: 1. Read a message three times before sending, and if possible, have a friend look it over before hitting send. You would be amazed to know how often people catch spelling errors or punctua- tion mistakes. 2. Don’t put someone’s email address into the email until the message is ready. This helps avoid an accidental send-off in the middle of transcription. 3. Make sure you are sending the cor- rect name to the right person! Yes, this actually happens pretty often when firing off 20 copies of the same email to 20 dif- ferent people. 4. Become a pro at sending out calendar invitations; it will make it look like you know what you are doing. 5. Always have three to four questions ready to go, but only ask them if it comes up naturally in conversation. If they ask “do you have any questions for me?” the answer should always be yes! “Student Council is about more than just helping students when they’re in school.” YESHIVA UNIVERSITY Continued on Page 20 20 Features Wednesday , May 5, 2021 SY SYMS PRESIDENT Continued from Page 19 6. Never burn bridges. Even if you abso- A few pointers: 8. Professional Etiquette: It’s Not Just even if you are brilliant, and the hardest lutely bombed an interview, write a nice 1. Keep it short and simple. If you have for Professionals worker, you still should be known as the email thanking them for taking the time to scroll down on an iPhone screen to person everyone wants to hang out with. to meet with you. You have no idea when read the email, it’s too long. Don't say, Just some good “grown-up” rules I have If you don’t believe me, read this Harvard that person or company will pop up into “I just wanted to know if ‘xyz,’” just ask heard: Business Review article. Essentially, just your life again. the question! 1. When you first start in the office you be humble and good things will follow. 2. See how I ended the last sentence with should take it easy with bright colors, — 7. The Perfect Email: Short and to the an exclamation point? Don’t do that in flashy belts or obnoxious shoes. Those can This article was originally going to be a Point emails. We millenials/Gen Z get made be reserved for the dates, but in the office typical end-of-the-year essay, but I really fun of for overusing “!” in emails. You try to keep it simple and conservative. hope that the lessons I tried to impart are Let’s keep this section short and to the can use an exclamation point if you feel No need to stand out like a sore thumb. more valuable than reading me ramble about point: it is necessary, but please refrain from 2. Try not to wear your AirPods in the my time as a student leader. I truly had an In the business world, emails should be using them multiple times in an email. elevator. If the CEO of the company walks amazing time at Yeshiva University, and I addressed to a first name; call him/her by 3. If you are sending a resume to a re- in, this will be your one shot to say “hi” hope that I can help many future students their first name and not Mr./Ms. BigBank. cruiter, the proper terminology would and introduce yourself … don't blow it by when it comes to networking and profes- This applies 99% of the time, except for be, “I have attached my resume below coming off as unfriendly. sional life. As always, feel free to reach out emailing a CEO or someone incredibly for- for your reference/convenience”. 3. When going out for dinner with the with any questions, comments, or concerns. mal. Also, don't use “Dear X” or “, Hey x”; 4. Your emails reflect who you are as a team, you can get a drink, but if you want I am by no means an expert, but I am always finding the middle ground is your best bet. person, so use spell check, reread them to be respected by the more senior folk, happy to give an opinion and do my best Example of an appropriate email intro- before sending, and please, for the love do not be the one who gets too drunk. to help. duction : of G-d, don't use “texting language.” You Save that for the bar when you are not Wishing everyone good luck on finals, Hi Karen, are NOT an MD and you do not have the with your MD or clients. and enjoy the break! right to “pls fix, thx” anyone in the office. 4. You are better off being a “loveable Adam Baron I hope you had a nice weekend. We spoke fool” than a “competent jerk.” What President of Sy Syms School of Business last week regarding… the heck does that mean? It means that Student Council Animals and Activism: A Spotlight on the Zoology Club

By Shaina Matveev focused on the life sciences, these oppor- study of the animal world and its conserva- incredible animals firsthand. tunities have always been geared towards tion, and in the mere three months since its The Zoology Club has also expanded its For students interested in zoology and the study of the human body, with oppor- founding, the club has already gained over reach far beyond the members of the club, conservation, there has never been a space tunities for those interested in the study of 100 members, an impressive feat. From increasing environmental awareness across on campus to explore those interests — until animals being scarce. Seeking to fill this void, providing its members with informative the Yeshiva University student body at large. this past semester. While Yeshiva University Yitzchak Tollinsky (YC, ‘24) founded the lectures by exceptional speakers to giving Starting in early March, the club posted doz- has long had exceptional courses and clubs Zoology Club, a club entirely focused on the them opportunities to go on exciting, edu- ens of posters around campus on trash cans, cational trips to offering them a space to persuading students to recycle plastic bottles share and discuss their interests with fellow, instead of tossing them in the trash. In ad- like-minded students, the Zoology Club has dition to increasing recycling on campus, done far more than simply fill a void. the 13 members of the Zoology Club’s board At the start of the Spring 2021 semester, have many more impressive and creative on March 17, the Zoology Club held its first plans for upcoming ways to even further event, the Zoology Club Meet and Greet. impact the student body, including plans Joined by Zvi Teitelbaum, a lab professor to distribute reusable bags and the pros- at Yeshiva University whose specialty is pect of creating campus pollinator gardens. zoology, members of the club had the op- Tollinsky explained to The Commentator portunity to better get to know one another, that through these efforts he hopes to “bring while learning more about the role of the a feeling of respect for the animal world and Zoology Club on campus. One club member conservation into the forefront of the Yeshiva who attended this event, described it as be- University conversation.” ing “something different and exciting” and was “very much looking forward to what this The Zoology Club was club has planned for the future.” From the start, the Zoology Club drew in its members founded with a mission to through exciting events. Following the Zoology Club’s Meet and provide students with a space Greet event, the club hosted Dr. Jeremy Goodman, director of the Roger Williams in which they can delve into Park Zoo and former director of the their interests in zoology and Turtleback Zoo, on April 21, to discuss how students can make a real difference in help- conservation and broaden ing save our planet. From topics such as how to advocate for our environment, to their knowledge on these how to make eco-friendly consumer choices, to even explaining the benefits of growing subjects. pollinator gardens, Dr. Goodman provided students with realistic, practical ways to make significant differences in helping save The Zoology Club was founded with a our environment from its current state of mission to provide students with a space steady destruction. in which they can delve into their interests At the Zoology Club’s most recent event, in zoology and conservation and broaden held on Sunday, April 25, the members of their knowledge on these subjects. From the club were brought on a guided tour of the informative Meet and Greet event, to the Bronx Zoo with Zvi Teitelbaum, who the empowering lecture by Dr. Jeremy had previously volunteered at the zoo, to Goodman, to the educational Bronx Zoo learn about the many endangered species trip, as well as to the club’s active WhatsApp kept here. Starting at the exhibit of the rare group chat with daily posts and ambitious Komodo Dragon, the group of 35 students efforts to spread environmental awareness who joined the Zoology Club on this trip around campus, the club has gone above made their way through the zoo, having the and beyond in fulfilling its mission. In just opportunity to see the many endemic spe- one semester, the Zoology Club has already cies of Madagascar, as well as the Malayan made a tremendous impact on campus; we Tigers, the Père David's Deer, the African can most certainly look forward to many Lions and many more endangered, vulner- more semesters like this one to come. able and extinct-in-the-wild species. On this outing, students not only learned about these Shaina Matveev is a member of the Zoology Members of the Zoology Club were treated to a tour of the BAILA LANDA Bronx Zoo. endangered species but also witnessed these Club’s board. Wednesday, May 5, 2021 Opinions 21 Demystifying Academic Talmud: Insights from Rabbi Dr. Ari Bergmann’s Courses

he focuses on a completely different field sealed off, though early commentaries, like the of the time got together on such By Yehuda Dov Reiss of academic Talmud, that which primar- Rabbeinu Chananel, continued in the style a scale, over several generations, debating, ily seeks to analyze the different parts of a of relating the back-and-forth of the Talmud tweaking, and developing it together, means Hidden away in the vaguely named sugya and their development in order to with their own thoughts and interpretations that it would be practically impossible to “Jewish Studies” section of MyYU is the list- understand how the came to the reflected in the “Stam.” muster a greater level of authority to revise it. ing for Rabbi Dr. Ari Bergmann’s course “The conclusions that it did. Besides this point, in analyzing the Formation of the Talmud.” This is a much This requires, first and foremost, a clear Rabbi Bergmann’s course Talmud itself, the student will gain much more apt title than the “Rereading Talmud: understanding of how the Talmud was by identifying the various sections of the Legal Sugyot” class, which I stumbled upon formed. To summarize the conclusions of is just two credits, and is Talmud, from and Braitas to my first semester on campus, and ever since I his course (spoilers ahead), which is based Meimras to sugyot to Stam. This will enable began taking that class, I knew I had to share on a variety of Talmudic sources with the highly worthwhile for anyone the student to appreciate how the Talmud this secret with the rest of the student body. aid of such pertinent works as the Iggeret of got from point A to point B, as well as to Many have an instinctual aversion to Rav Sherira Gaon and Dorot HaRishonim, interested in gaining a better better analyze discrepancies between dif- anything with the word “academic” in it, and the Talmud, like the Mishna and Braitot understanding of Talmud or in ferent versions of the sugya as it appears perhaps to the idea of academic Talmud in which preceded it, was (partly) an oral, in different places throughout shas and particular. This is not without reason; there standardized text that was taught and put engaging with one of YU’s most other places. are certainly academic Talmudists whose to memory in the Yeshivot of Bavel until Through these methods, one might per- views are far from those of Orthodoxy, and it was written down at some point in the fascinating and inspiring Torah ceive that not every discrepancy or contra- there are certainly ways of doing academic Geonic period. This included the Amoraic diction among differentsugyot needs to be Talmud which may be seen as speculative statements — meimrot — and discussions. U’Madda personalities. resolved; rather, different parallel sugyot or dry. Yet there is also another large part of the may reflect different Stammaic traditions. But Rabbi Bergmann is neither un-Or- Talmud, identified by its unique compo- Understanding the formation of the I was hoping to include an overview of thodox nor boring. On the contrary, he is nents: it’s written in as opposed to Talmud is important for many reasons. the rich methods for analyzing Aggadta, or renowned for the engaging shiurim he gives Hebrew, it’s anonymous (meaning that it is For starters, appreciating it as an evolving, the competing Aggadic interpretive tradi- in his shul in Lawrence as well as in many just the “Gemara” speaking as opposed to a oral text with a tradition of interpretation tions through history, that Rabbi Bergmann other communities and venues, with a fiery Tanna or Amora), and it can be discerned as helps one appreciate how the Talmud may taught in his “Rereading Narratives of the passion, high erudition, and unmatched organizing various sugyot, arranging Braitas, often deviate from the simple meaning of Talmud” course, but time and space does warmth towards all. An alumnus of Ner Mishnahs and Meimras in a logical stream the Mishna’s words. For while as a written not permit me at this time. All I can offer is Yisrael and Chevron Yeshiva, a Ph.D. from with transitional phrases and additional text these readings may seem implausible, a plug for my forthcoming article on Rabbi Columbia and the CFO of a prestigious notes, expansions and discussions of its own. as a fragment of an oral tradition, it makes Elazar Ben Pedas in the upcoming edition , Rabbi Bergmann is uniquely This element of the Gemara is referred sense that something might be lost in trans- of Kol HaMevaser, which is adapted from positioned to offer this interdisciplinary and to by some commentators as the Stam mission, and it is reasonable to use logical my term paper from Rabbi Dr. Bergmann’s multidimensional class to a knowledgeable, HaTalmud, and Rabbi Bergmann argues clues and other sources to help arrive at the course and includes some of these methods Orthodox audience. that it was never standardized in the way most accurate interpretation. Of course, the in its analysis. As Rabbi Bergmann explains, academ- the Braitas and Meimras were. Rather, the student of Talmud will be sensitive to the The course is just two credits and is highly ic Talmudic methods help to supplement Stam was a fluid text, with the students of the fact that these interpretations are not taken worthwhile for anyone interested in gain- traditional learning approaches to offer a Babylonian yeshivot constantly adding to it lightly — they must be highly substantiated ing a better understanding of Talmud or in richer and clearer analysis of the Gemara, and changing it and with different versions and are often subject to debate. engaging with one of YU’s most fascinating answering questions that one might have proliferating, all as the standardized text Furthermore, according to Rabbi and inspiring Torah Umadda personalities. difficulty answering without its help. What was simultaneously being developed. While Bergmann, understanding the development While my article offers a superficial overview are these methods? Checking girsaot, that the Talmud went through various stages of the Talmud is crucial for appreciating why of some of the main points of the class, for is, comparing different manuscripts of the where more and more of it became stan- it is halakhically binding. While there are those that are interested in hearing more — Talmud to find the best version of the text, dardized — such as Ravina and Rav Ashi’s several approaches as to why later genera- or are skeptical and want to understand the is one of them, and can be an important one; chatimat haTalmud — Rabbi Bergmann tions can’t argue with the Talmud, Rabbi basis for these claims — this class is a rare however, Rabbi Bergmann doesn’t focus on argues that the Stam continued to evolve. It Bergmann understands Rambam to be of the and unique opportunity. I highly recom- that specifically, which he will be the first was only once the Talmud was written down position that it is because of the massiveness mend taking it. to admit can be dry and boring. Rather, in the Geonic period that it was completely of the Talmud project. The fact that all of

WIKIMEDIA COMMONS studying Talmud 22 Opinions Wednesday , May 5, 2021 The Death of Privacy

program. akin to the feeling of horror everybody would and faculty as it seems to have been last By Zaelig Averch One of the most dangerous things about feel if, while taking the subway to Midtown, semester. This coming finals season, many this software is that Proctorio runs even a stranger took a picture of you. No matter professors have already chosen alternative While there is certainly a high level of when Top Hat is not actively being used. what they do with that picture, the violation ways to test mastery of the material, in- value placed on academic integrity in our According to the Top Hat website, “the ex- of privacy comes from the collection, not the cluding written assignments, projects and university, the question still exists: is it worth tension has to be configured to run on all misuse, of personal data. presentations. Hopefully next semester our an extreme invasion of privacy? With finals sites in order to take a remotely proctored As finals are once again rounding the on-campus experience will return to normal, quickly approaching, the anxiety that stu- test in Top Hat.” This fact, coupled with corner, I urge YU and any other university but even after that, data privacy should not dents have come to dread from this time of the logging of your keystrokes, yields an using Top Hat to work with the student body be taken lightly - just ask those who had their year has come unbidden as it has every other immense invasion of privacy. Imagine you to find a better solution. Academic integrity identity stolen in the YU leak this semester. year. In light of all that has changed this finished your exam and went to make an doesn’t have to be a battle between students semester, however, it hardly seems strange online purchase, forgetting that Proctorio that that stress is also somehow different, is still running. You have just unwittingly tinged with an air of distrust unknown to provided the Top Hat cloud storage system our past. With remote learning has come the your credit card information, as well as the threat of remote proctoring, an that we exact text of your search and the names of have all encountered at one time or another. the sites you visited. Last semester, YU chose Top Hat for their As we learned with the recent YU da- remote online proctoring service. Proctorio, tabase identity theft scandal, even heavily the Top Hat exam proctoring Chrome exten- encrypted data can be stolen. Even if the sion, is a reputably toxic program with more data being collected by Top Hat is truly inac- one-star reviews than seems possible. To cessible, there are other issues as well. The verify the slew of negative press, I took to software itself is taxing on your computer, their website to learn more and was shocked causing those with older machines to be at to discover what an incredible breach of a test-taking disadvantage to those with security students have been confronted with. newer devices. Top Hat also creates a toxic environment to take a test in. The constant implication that a distracted glance out the Academic integrity doesn’t window is “suspicious” is an unwarranted addition to the already oppressive anxiety have to be a battle between that we all feel during finals. Maybe you, like me, talk quietly to yourself while taking students and faculty as a test, or have difficulty keeping your hands on your keyboard for an hour straight. The it seems to have been last algorithm is not human, there is no explain- semester. ing your actions, and that thought is justifi- ably upsetting. It is important to note that these pro- All of the following information is logged grams do in fact adhere to a handful of pri- by Proctorio and is stored live for six months vacy policies that make it more difficult, but and as physical backups across the U.S. for not impossible, for your data to be accessed one year. It records your physical location, by third parties. I don’t wish to character- identity, mouse movements, webcam foot- ize the YU administration as completely age, eye, head, and mouth movement, your ignorant, when in fact, there are definitely entire screen, every browser tab and all worse options out there and many other windows you have open, any website you universities are also using Top Hat or ser- visit, any other applications you have run- vices like it. That being said, the issue of ning, your entire clipboard and all of your personal security is absolutely not limited keystrokes. to the possibility that the data that is being Of all the data being collected, keystroke collected on students could be intercepted logging, background application monitor- and misused. The feeling of disquiet that we ing, and the record of the clipboard being all feel after reading the above information taken are the most invasive. Do you keep a does not originate in a fear that our informa- notes document with your passwords, credit tion will be sold and distributed. That feeling card numbers or social security number? is caused by the fact that the collection is Have you ever copied and pasted any of it? happening at all, and even more importantly, WIKIMEDIA COMMONS All of that information is accessible to this that we were not asked for our opinion on The Top Hat logo the matter before it was implemented. It is Motorcycle Races in the Heights: A Danger Not to be Ignored to contribute to the class discussion, but for their own safety even though they have was sent to the New York City Department By Ephraim Crystal his professor, as a result of the motorcycles the right of way. This is an accident waiting of Transportation with similar proposals, roaring down Amsterdam, couldn’t hear him to happen. As Baruch Lerman (YC ‘23) noted, including the creation of speed humps and When I first witnessed a drag race down and even muted him. “there are small children walking around the enforcement of existing regulations that Amsterdam Ave. late one Friday night a few campus area at almost all times. How long is limit traffic to busses and local deliveries at months ago, I must confess that I enjoyed Hopefully, in the near future, it until one of these less skilled motorcyclists certain hours, similar to the new regulations it. With dozens of loud, unmuffled cars tak- accidentally runs into one?” introduced for 181st Street on April 26 this ing up both sides of the street, violently this issue will be resolved and While there is no straightforward solution year. The letter seems to have been ignored, swerving around each other, and harshly to this problem, there are some obvious steps as these changes have yet to be implemented. screeching around corners, it was quite a Amsterdam Ave. will be a that can be taken. I propose that the NYPD The situation thus remains unsafe and needs sight to behold. However, having now seen — which surely knows about this issue by to be addressed. — and heard — multiple motorbike races, safer street for law-abiding now, as the motorcyclists intentionally draw I do not envy the role of the police; I don’t which have been growing in frequency as the drivers and pedestrians alike. attention to themselves — should increase claim to know what an officer should do weather gets warmer, I have come to see that patrols around Amsterdam Ave. in the af- when faced with a pack of reckless motorists street racing, though sometimes entertain- ternoon and early night hours. Additionally, numbering in the tens. However, I do believe ing, is almost always a public nuisance and But more significantly, these motorcy- traffic cameras can be installed in order these simple steps can help. even a danger to the community. clists present an incredible danger to the to efficiently identify and apprehend the Hopefully, in the near future, this issue On a practical level, the noise gener- Washington Heights neighborhood that perpetrators. will be resolved and Amsterdam Ave. will ated by motorcycle gangs multiple times must not be ignored. They often drive much It is important to note that neither this is- be a safer street for law-abiding drivers and per day can be extremely distracting. This faster than the speed limit and ignore red sue nor these suggestions are new. Last year, pedestrians alike. But for now, I’d recom- has disturbed my davening, Zoom classes lights on a near consistent basis. On more a letter signed by multiple people including mend making sure to look both ways before and sleep. Other students share this senti- than one occasion, I have seen motorcyclists Rabbi Dr. Berman, president of Yeshiva crossing the street — even when you have ment. For example, Ezra Emerson (SSSB swerve around pedestrians that were trying University, Rabbi Josh Kahn, head of school the right of way. ‘23) expressed to me that he recently tuned to cross the street. Frustrated drivers trying of the Yeshiva University High School for into his Zoom class from outside and tried to turn onto Amsterdam are forced to wait Boys (MTA), and several local store owners, Wednesday, May 5, 2021 Opinions 23 On Expectations, Writer’s Anxiety, and 7up/7down

By Zahava Fertig be or just have it in the PDF. Also, while The they understand what I was trying to say? someone who has to figure out how to weave Commentator has printed eight physical Could they have appreciated the line better humor and entertainment into serious and I began planning to write this article in issues this year, it was unclear at the time if I wrote it differently? And I can’tbelieve I oftentimes very unfunny current events, September 2020, right before we published if that would happen during Fall 2020 due let that get printed without the comma! Now all while writing for a massively diverse the third issue of The Commentator. Now, to COVID-19. nobody will understand what I was trying to audience. in April of 2021, after completing my 7 I determined that I would only wish to be say! Why do I even try? The advice he gave was to just think of a up/7down column for the 12th and final is- on the PDF and not on its own website link. But how does one combat all of these handful of people who you know will defi- sue of The Commentator, Volume 86, I have This decision was twofold. First, I wanted feelings and fears of not being good enough? nitely be reading what you wrote, no matter taken a pile of word vomit and concocted to give myself more freedom to write while It's at times like these when I remember what it says: your mom, a few friends, and quite a stellar reflective piece (if I may say knowing that only those who knew and what I’m doing and what I’m not doing. It’s that’s it. When you write, write just for them. so myself). cared to look would find it. Second, it was one thing to be a funny person, to create If they enjoy what you wrote, then there is I’m not an editor, and my official title on important for me to remember that I was entertaining and original content. Getting a huge chance that the majority of those the masthead is “Staff Writer,” so who am I, just a student writing a column consisting the words right, the inflection and the flow who are reading it will enjoy it, too. And, and why am I writing an opinions reflection of 14 lines in a school newspaper. It really of the sentences, the references and of course if there are people that don’t appreciate it, piece in The Commentator? wasn’t such a big deal, and it was important and placement of each individual then that’s on them. Well that’s an excellent question. And to me to remind myself this exact point. My line, those are all secondary. This advice was simple yet incredibly eye I don’t have an answer for you. However, proof came a few weeks ago when I wrote an When writing this column or anything opening for me. Not everything is going to one day I received a text from the former opinions piece about why graduation should that will be published, it becomes extremely be a win. Not everyone will fully understand columnist, who happened to know me quite be in person and I got more feedback on it easy to forget what the goal is. Why am I the layers behind most lines (perhaps that’s well, in which she asked if I wanted to write than an entire year’s worth of 7up/7down, writing this? Who am I writing this for? a good thing), and it’s entirely unrealistic the column for the 2020-21 year. After get- but I digress. What do I want the people who are reading to think that that would be the case. But if I ting over the initial shock and confusion, I this to feel? keep in mind that I am just writing it for that said, “why not?” And the biggest question to ask yourself: intimate group of people who already believe When I first accepted the position of writ- The insecurity of failing to be If no one reads this, will I still be proud of in me and care, then it doesn’t really matter ing 7 up/7 down, I was presented with two funny can be overwhelming, what I wrote? what everyone else thinks. If they don’t like decisions to make. At the time they did not My goal is to take a critical look at Yeshiva it, I feel a little sad for them, and if they do seem to be such a big deal, however, now, especially when you don’t University, student sentiment, human in- like it, then that’s just bonus points. And at looking back, I realize that they have shaped teractions or current events and change the the end of the day, 7 up/7 down is simply what I’ve written and how I viewed my col- know how your reader will way that people think about them. I do go for just 14 lines. umn throughout the year. the laugh when I’m writing, as anyone who A common phenomenon that occurs The first question I was asked was wheth- feel. is writing a “humor column” would, but it’s at YU is that someone will approach a er or not I wanted to have my name attached more than that. My goal is to get the readers Commentator editor and pitch a brilliant to the column or to write anonymously as I often oscillated between feeling like to find patterns and connections between idea for an article, but when asked if they had been done in the younger years of the everyone knew who I was and knew what seemingly unrelated things. It is to find the want to write it they say “maybe” and then column. I was writing about and then realizing that humor in serious matters and draw atten- we’ll never hear from them again. After thinking about it for a minute, I besides for the fact that that wasn’t the case, tion to the ridiculousness of the minutiae we Writing a paper, an article or even an chose to have my name printed. it wouldn’t even matter if students at YU experience on the daily. Humor is a defense email is not easy. My last piece of advice, Writing anonymously can be a dangerous were reading it or not. mechanism, a weapon or a tool depending which is really for myself but I figured that thing. It removes all sense of responsibility It can be daunting to write “a humor col- on how it’s used. others could use it as well, is this: The only for the words printed on paper. Perhaps that umn” in a publication that will be published, But at the same time, for me, 7 up/7down thing stopping you from writing is yourself. is why The Commentator very rarely prints printed and available on the internet for the was about being a relatable human being Sometimes you just need to open up a word an article or comment by an anonymous rest of eternity. The insecurity of failing to be who tries to find humor in the events around document and stare at that blank screen in individual. True journalism is about getting funny can be overwhelming, especially when me. In a Zoom Q&A session, Morning Brew, front of you. The words are in your head. to the truth of the matter, getting down to you don’t know how your reader will feel. a daily business newsletter’s writer, Toby You just have to pause in the terrifying si- the facts on the ground and bringing atten- Will they laugh with me or at me? Do Howell gave a piece of valuable advice as lence and listen to your thoughts. You don’t tion to something that your readers should need to sound intelligent or witty in your care about. Writing anonymously, however, first draft. Often, we are our biggest critics, leaves less room for feedback or dialogue constantly editing and revising because we with the readers. don’t think it sounds good or looks good or Having my name printed means that I feels good. It’s at moments like these when have taken ownership of the words I wrote, you need to remind yourself, the words are of the people of whom I have poked fun of there, I’m just getting them out of my head and at the institution that I’ve called out. and onto the paper. In all honesty, having my name attached I can assure you that the editors of the to the column gives me a confidence boost paper will guide you through the editing because people know that I wrote something process and help you find the right words that they enjoyed. you want to say. The second question took me a bit longer The goal is not to write perfectly, the goal to answer. The question was, would I want is to get the words to say what you want them to and then the words will speak for 7 up/ 7 down to be published on its own THE COMMENTATOR page online like all the other articles would 7up/7down themselves.

Jewish Studies — A Talmid’s Testimonial

value of these classes. Instead, the editorial of Jewish Studies courses in a YU student’s Hebrew certainly developed a lot over my By Zechariah Rosenthal simply assumed their worth and just focused religious and academic education, namely, time in Israel: I studied at Har Etzion (Gush), on policy critiques and historical compari- my individual, and admittedly anecdotal, a hesder yeshiva. Still, I never reached a state I’d like to tell you a story, dear reader. It’s sons, which, granted, certainly have their experience. My story, optimistically, should of comfortability with, let alone mastery a story of sincerity, a perhaps naïve optimism place in this discussion. mirror those of many of my fellow students. I over, the intricate language of Tanach. and my personal religious growth at Yeshiva believe it, in fact, does. So, here are some spe- This class changed everything for me. It University. There are profound religious cific, concrete examples of how YU’s Jewish was taught by Rabbi Wieder, who in addition A deeply cynical author once wrote that a Studies classes have been deeply valuable to to being a RIETS rosh yeshiva, is also an ex- cynic “knows the price of everything, but the opportunities in YU’s Jewish my own religious development. pert linguist and grammarian. He spent two value of nothing.” Errors and criticisms are semesters building our foundational Hebrew unfortunately always easier and, in a sense, Studies that I sincerely (Rabbi Jeremy language skills, our grammatical sensitivi- safer, to point out than something’s intrinsic believe many more students Wieder) ties, and our toolbox of textual approaches. importance. The Commentator’s recent edi- I exited that class with a different rela- torial, which was assented to unanimously by should capitalize on. Before this class, Tanach was a sealed tionship to Torah she-b’chtav. I felt like I their editorial board, forcefully and cogently book to me. Graduating at the age of 17, the could study any pasuk, in a precise, sophis- criticized the administration’s recent deci- New York yeshiva day school system left ticated, and ultimately more meaningful sions regarding the restructuring of YU’s In this article, I come to offer something me unable to precisely read and translate a manner. I could raise grammatical questions, Jewish Studies. different. It is more vulnerable and personal, moderately difficult pasuk. I'm not here to notice textual ambiguities and converse with I was surprised to find in the piece, how- but I think that it actually bears immense comment on curricular or communal failures ever, not a single direct argument for the relevance to any discussion about the role — I'm simply stating my own situation. My Continued on Page 24 24 Opinions Wednesday , May 5, 2021 Does the GA Care About the Wilf Constitution?

No student may hold more than one po- they in the same or in different councils. In however, the Court added: “The court be- By David Tanner sition in YSU, YCSC, SYMSSC, SOY, or the all honesty, there are reasons to support lieves the election shall proceed with all SLC simultaneously. either version of the amendment — too much amendments approved and voted on by the On April 25, four days before the Spring power consolidated in the hands of a few GA, on election day.” Essentially, the Court 2021 Elections are scheduled and students 3) Minimum student body vote needed student leaders is assuredly a bad idea — but ruled in favor of the GA by refusing to hear are to vote on proposed amendments to to pass future Amendments the question students will need to decide the case and take action to preserve the the Wilf Constitution, the Student Court on April 29 as they vote for one of the two constitutionally-mandated amendments declined to hear my suit against the General Add to Article XIII Section 1(6) amendments is how strict this requirement process. This sets a dangerous precedent, Assembly (GA). I sued the GA on Friday, should be. Both amendments would prohibit in that it shows the willingness of the GA April 23, because they illegitimately ap- At least two-fifths of the student body the same person from being, for example, to ignore the Constitution, abetted by the proved three amendments that the eight- must cast ballots, including blanks, in the SOY president and SOY BMP representative, Court's refusal to act. member Amendments Committee (AC), General Student Body Amendment Vote for but should the BMP representative also not What does this mean for you? If you are which I chair, did not approve. This cir- an amendment to be ratified. be allowed to hold a YCSC position? eligible to vote in the upcoming elections, cumvention of the constitutional process carefully consider your vote on each and is partially why I think all students should The first of these amendments contains every amendment. Consider the long-lasting vote against them. two unrelated clauses. The first clause re- Hopefully, in the near future, effects of each GA amendment. And think The Wilf Constitution clearly states that quires the GA to approve any temporary twice before legitimizing GA amendments the role of the AC is both to propose amend- leave taken by a student government official this issue will be resolved and that were voted on without the prior approval ments of their own as well as “deal with” (see Article III Section 2[3]). We actually Amsterdam Ave. will be a of the AC, in blatant disregard for the Wilf student proposals (Article XIII 1[1]). The considered this amendment last semester, Constitution. AC received a number of student propos- and rejected it because, by its very nature, safer street for law-abiding als this semester, which we studied care- taking a temporary leave is an extremely David Tanner is the chair of the Wilf fully. We ended up approving many of them personal matter. Our student government drivers and pedestrians alike. Campus Amendments Committee. which were referred to the GA, where they leaders are extremely dedicated, and we were approved and will appear on the ballot did not feel that it would be appropriate alongside our own proposals. However, we to require them to reveal their (perhaps The third amendment approved by the denied approval to a number of amendments quite personal) reasons for taking leave. GA was by far the most concerning to me (numbers 7-9) because, after careful consid- The second clause of this amendment gives and to the other members of the AC. Right eration, we determined that they were not in the GA the ability to dissolve clubs at will. now, in order for an amendment to be rati- the best interests of the student body. The Recall that all clubs must be approved by the fied, it needs 3/5ths (60%) of all yes/no text of these amendments follows: GA in the first place, in a process involving votes to be “yes.” This amendment would the collection of signatures and the finding also require 2/5ths (40%) of all students 1) Leave of Absence Permission of a faculty advisor. The AC did not think it to vote in the election. What this means is necessary to grant the GA additional power that if there is low voter turnout (common Add to Article VIII Section 5(1), XII to arbitrarily dissolve any club at any time in the Fall Election), no amendments can during the academic school year. be passed. In fact, as The Commentator The General Assembly must authorize by The second proposed amendment is re- reported, last fall only 18% of all students majority vote for any official to take a leave markably similar to an amendment the AC voted. Had this proposed amendment been a of absence. did approve; in fact, it takes a close reading part of the Constitution last fall, all 13 of the The General Assembly by 3/5 majority to notice the difference. The AC’s amend- amendments (which all received significantly vote may file to the Office of Student Life to ment (which was actually approved by the more than 60% approval) would have failed dissolve any WCSG club. GA), reads “No student may hold more than to have been ratified, and all the hard work one elected position in one of YSU, YCSC, the AC put in all semester long would have 2) No holding two positions SYMSSC, or SOY simultaneously.” The dif- been for nothing. simultaneously ference is that the AC’s amendment only The GA voted to approve these amend- prohibits a student from holding two posi- ments even though the AC denied their The cover WILF CAMPUS STUDENT of the Wilf GOVERNMENT Change Article VIII Section 3(2) tions within any one of the student groups approval. I petitioned the Student Court Campus Student listed, while the GA’s version prohibits a to intervene, but they refused to take the Constitution student from holding any two positions, be case. In the email declining to hear the case,

JEWISH STUDIES Continued from Page 23 the great commentators of our tradition who, responsa of geonim and rishonim. Second, reactions. Rather, it reflected the extent of complex as YU. This is part of the reason to put it bluntly, had a far greater sensitivity we balanced the discussion of broader his- a true leader's incredible sensitivity to their why I am not interested in commanding to the Divine Word than I ever could have torical trends with specific deep dives into community's religious needs, and their ex- administrators to rebalance their priorities. understood prior. the personalities of momentous figures of treme, creative efforts to serve them. I was not privy to all the balance sheets and Biblical poetry, especially that of Tehillim, these times, such as Saadya Gaon, Rambam Honestly, this class got me totally hooked financial pressures that led to YU’s Jewish had never spoken to me. The “sweet singer and Yehuda HaLevi. And last, Dr. Levin on Malbim. I admit it. I suspect I may Studies’ recent adjustments, and so I abstain of Israel’s” poems were always framed in a made a conscious effort to emphasize the even end up writing my Honor’s thesis on from judgment. clear hierarchy: which do I skip if I come communities and eras in which Jews actu- Malbim's commentary to Shir ha-Shirim: I share these stories, instead, for my late to shul? ally flourished, subverting the pessimistic he has profound, and incredibly relevant fellow students. There are profound reli- Our class spent dozens of hours combing historical view of the exilic as eternally insights into Judaism's "holiest of holies." I gious opportunities in YU’s Jewish Studies meticulously through the chapters of p’sukei persecuted. This class gave me a richer con- have found it moving how Malbim explains Department that I sincerely believe many d'zimrah, word by word, verse by verse. For text and a sharper sense of proportion for not just what it means to love God, but also more students should capitalize on. I’ve my efforts, my davening became richer, framing our own community's triumphs how to even authentically speak about lov- shared just a few of the more obvious intel- much more contemplative, and, in short, and trials. ing God. lectual and emotional spiritual impacts these the songs finally sung for me. courses have had on my life. There are other, Malbim and Modernity (Rabbi Dov Conclusions subtler, perhaps even ineffable, gains to be Medieval (Dr. Chaviva Lerner) had as well from a sophisticated yet reverent Levin) How did we get here? A quick recap: YU encounter with Tanach, Jewish history, and Before this class, I saw Malbim as just announced a major restructuring of much of Jewish thought. This whirlwind tour of Jewish history another verbose, highly technical and ex- its Jewish Studies. Then, the Commentator I would be delighted for more students to from 500 - 1500 CE through Babylon, Israel, tremely thorough commentator. I left this wrote an editorial entitled, “President experience the meaningful courses in, and to Spain, France, Ashkenaz, and Egypt blew class with a profound appreciation for how Berman, What Happened to Being the share in my (now rather public) enthusiasm me away. Although not as overtly "religious" a deeply traditional thinker can find new an- ‘World’s Premier Jewish Educational for, YU’s Jewish Studies. I firmly believe that as a Tanach class, I found that Dr. Levin’s swers to modern questions from the ancient Institution’?”, criticizing the administration by cultivating a culture of positivity, by ap- course deeply enriched my Jewish identity words of Tanach. for this decision. Now, I wrote this article preciating the astounding, once-in-a-lifetime and perspective. Specifically, this class en- Through a masterful summary of illustrating how valuable my Jewish studies resources available and consequently, to couraged reflection on my life as an Orthodox Enlightenment intellectual thought and its classes have been to me, on both a personal quote Rabbi Shalom Carmy, “growing as Jew in 2021 with its (presumably) uniquely critical challenges to Orthodox Jewry, Rabbi and religious level. Why am I sharing this thinking religious people,” we could elevate modern challenges, and yet also as a part of Lerner set the stage. That era’s Jewish think- all with you? both ourselves and Yeshiva University to a Torah tradition, stretching for millenia, to ers’ writings, especially Malbim's, became Listen — every Jewish organization must new heights. which “there is nothing new under the sun.” much clearer once I understood what dire work constantly to solve the age-old question A few features of the course especially problems they were trying to solve. This of the Gemara: Kesef minalan? Pragmatic Do you have any thoughts or comments? stood out to me. First, we focused on primary intellectual contextualization, however, did sacrifices are an unfortunate, but frequently I'd love to hear them: please reach me at sources (partially) drawn from writings and not cheapen or reduce their thought to mere necessary part of running any operation as [email protected] Wednesday, May 5, 2021 Opinions 25 The MARVELous World of Torah

lesson, too, through the way it lays out its not immaculate gods and are flawed. good-hearted and loyal person. However, By Elisheva Adouth movies. From the first “Captain America: The Rambam often speaks about mid- his life took a turn for the worst. He was cap- The First Avenger,” when one begins to see dot in his writings. Two traits in particular tured by , a branch of Nazi Germany, Charles Dickens begins his novel “A Tale the Tesseract, nobody has any idea that it which he spends a lot of time discussing are injected with a super-soldier serum, and con- of Two Cities” by stating, “it was the best will lead to Thanos attempting to collect all anger and arrogance. When speaking about trolled by an organization that was directly of times, it was the worst of times.” While of the Infinity Stones and bringing about these two character traits, the Rambam in- connected to the Nazis. Everything that he Dickens may have intended to speak about “Avengers: Infinity War” and “Avengers: troduces us to “The Golden Mean,” and says went through was sad and unfortunate. the French Revolution, I believe he was End Game,” but that is exactly what happens. that “one who is arrogant should degrade However, in Marvel’s latest release, we see talking about the quarantine periods of the Only after watching 20 movies that came himself greatly. He should sit in the least him continuously trying to redeem himself, COVID pandemic; we differ in our opinions. out over the course of 10 years do we truly honorable seat and wear worn-out clothes even going so far as to have a list of people When the pandemic began, all my peers come to learn the significance of this shiny which shame their wearer. He should do whom he needs to apologize to and make studying in Israel for the year and I were blue box. So, too, in Judaism we know that the above and the like until the arrogance is amends with. Furthermore, when put into a abruptly sent home. Seminary, the year that we all have our “shiny blue boxes” whose uprooted from him. Such people may then situation in the final episode of “The Falcon was supposed to change our lives, had ended significance we don’t exactly understand, return to the middle path which is the proper and The Winter Soldier,” where he saw many early and my whole cohort was forced to but in the future will be revealed to us by one, and continue in it for the rest of their people in a burning car and had the ability make the most of our situation. As we ap- Hashem. lives” (, Hilkhot De’ot 2:2). to keep fighting the Flag Smashers, an anti- proach the end of the craziest year of our I am not saying that the people who wrote nationalist group, or save the people, it was lives thus far, it is vital for us to reflect on “The Incredible ” looked up all of the obvious to him and everyone else that he the events of the last year. We wanted to make this a Rambam’s writings and said “let’s do this was going to choose the latter. Bucky was When I returned from seminary, I spent period of growth, including one,” but it happens to be that the Hulk a character who was a murderer not by his every day in my house for seven months as a character is very similar to what the own volition, and ended up being the sav- straight, attempting to keep my parents safe attaining knowledge and Rambam describes as the perfect balance. ior of millions of people. He was a person from the virus that was ravaging the globe. “The Incredible Hulk” starts with Bruce who spent years in Wakanda solely trying to My days were spent in online seminary, my becoming better people. So, Banner becoming the Hulk, whose main control all of the bad within him. evenings were spent listening to shiurim line in every movie is “Hulk Smash!” In Although Bucky’s situation was a little bit found through the web and at night I had rather than allowing the “Thor: ” the Hulk’s main trait is to the extreme side, this sounds a lot like the absolutely no plan. With so much time on this sense of arrogance, a sense that he can idea of overcoming our yetzer haras. Bucky our hands, my mother and I wanted to have time to float by, we watched beat everyone, and it is onset by anger. As spends almost all of his time from “Captain the most productive quarantine possible, as all of the Marvel Cinematic much as it took us until “Thor: Ragnarok” America: Civil War” up until “The Falcon we wanted to remember this period of our to learn that arrogance and anger were the and The Winter Soldier” trying to reclaim lives as one that was not just spent sitting Universe films in the movies’ main reasons that Bruce Banner turned into himself, and enhance who he was. He apolo- at home doing nothing. We wanted to make the Hulk, Bruce Banner knew it from the gizes to the people he wronged, he spends this a period of growth, including attaining internal chronological order. beginning. When he realized that those were time refining his character traits, and he is knowledge and becoming better people. So, the Hulk’s two main characteristics, he went placed in similar situations and makes dif- rather than allowing the time to float by, we to live in Brazil, searching for a cure to his ferent choices. We as people spend our entire watched all of the Marvel Cinematic Universe On a general level, the whole idea of he- condition. In order to alleviate those nega- lives doing things that do not align with our films in the movies’ internal chronological roes having imperfections is a theme that is tive character traits, he began to live in a values or Torah values in general. Yet, we do order. greatly stressed in Tanach. Going through run-down apartment with nearly nothing them anyway because we do not feel strong I am not entirely sure why I began con- the Marvel films, I expected the heroes to after being a renowned scientist for years. enough to stop what we are inclined to do necting Marvel to Torah. It might have been simply be flawless people like the gods in Additionally, he tried other things such as or we are simply not in the mood to change. the fact that I was learning during the day Greek culture. I was proven wrong. In all research, yoga, etc., and at the core of this Bucky’s strong attempt at overcoming what and watching these movies at night. Or it of Tanach, something which I find to be was his desperate attempt to control those was very clearly his is something might have been the fact that I was trying beautiful is that our avot and imahot were pieces of himself. Even though he is forced which I recognized as honorable; he had to to make myself feel better about spending a not perfect. Everybody had their internal out of his self-prescribed exile, at the end go against every inclination that he had. He whopping 3,015 minutes (that’s 50 hours and struggles and made mistakes, yet they are of the day, his entire goal was to get to the spent years in Wakanda trying to push away 25 minutes for anyone who is curious) doing still people who we look up to. From Rivka opposite extreme and achieve “The Golden what was inside of him and grow from it, and something which felt like a waste of time. tricking Yitzchak to the brothers selling Mean.” he achieved what he wanted and ultimately Either way, I came to an important conclu- Yosef, so many things are debated on a moral Although there are an immense amount of redeemed himself. sion: Stan Lee (the creator of the world that level within the Torah, a lot of actions that other examples of Jewish themes in Marvel, Now, I am not telling anyone to go pick up is Marvel), was an extremely yid: His were taken were not clearly good or bad. such as “Black Panther” being based on the the remote and spend as much time as I did superhero movies reflect many of Judaism’s However, they are still people who we can idea that Wakanda should be a light unto watching and studying the Marvel movies. I values! look up to, as the entire point is that they the nations, or Captain Marvel learning not am saying, however, that if you do by some The structure of the Marvel Universe it- were not angels. to judge people based solely on rumors, I chance decide to, you should pay attention self can be compared to the tapestry mashal One thing about Marvel which I find fasci- want to conclude with one last example. The to the details and see the depth within the (parable). Often, when things are playing nating is that the story arcs for the characters conclusion that I came to was reinforced by characters. Although they are not all aligned out, we see the back of a tapestry, which are not so simple. Every single character the recent release of Marvel’s “The Falcon with Torah’s values (because Stan Lee didn’t is messy and confusing to the average eye. makes mistakes and has internal struggles and The Winter Soldier” on Disney+. really open up a Torah before writing any of Only at the end, when we flip the tapestry on a consistent basis. Every character has In this new television show, Bucky Barnes these, although that would have been cool), do we see the picture that Hashem has laid good intentions for the most part, yet, as — the Winter Soldier — plays one of the two we should try to see the good within each and out for us, one which we could not under- played out in “Captain America: Civil War,” main characters. His entire character is one every scene. Sometimes movies can surprise stand in the moment but only years later those good intentions can easily take a turn filled with sadness up until now. When he us, and I know that after 50 hours and 25 is made clear to us. Marvel teaches us that for worse. Thus Marvel illustrates an idea first appeared in “Captain America: The minutes, Marvel flabbergasted me. which we value in Judaism, our heroes are First Avenger,” he was a very wholesome,

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Advertisement Wednesday, May 5, 2021 Business 27 Trendy Trading

By Shmuel Metz Schiller PE ratio, which calculates the price be the impetus for the over-evaluation of and the newfound popularity of “trendy per earnings of the S&P market for the past today’s stock market. In order to combat stocks,” many uneducated investors are As the world begins to emerge out of 10 years, and is a relatively good indicator the economic distress of recent times, the simply hopping on for the ride. As Chief their homes and back into the crowds of if the market is overvalued, currently stands U.S. government kept interest rates low so Investment Strategist, Jeremy Grantham the marketplace, a familiar feeling of nor- at 37.8, compared to a historical average of that Americans could borrow more money, said, “there is nothing more supremely ir- malcy seems near. However, the rubble left 16.5. This means investors are willing to spend it in the market and stimulate the ritating than watching your neighbor get behind from a global pandemic is not yet pay a 130% premium to own shares in the economy. To make money more accessible rich.” The Bitcoin and GameStop craze are completely in our past. With unemployment S&P 500. and keep these rates low, central banks have both prime examples of this attitude. In the rates still higher than pre-COVID levels, age of social media it has never been easier and many small businesses continuing to to see your friends triple-digit percentage struggle, it would seem reasonable to expect Whether or not a crash is ensuing, it’s important to keep in mind gains on a trending stock. The desire to buy that the market has not yet returned to the that value-based investments will always prevail in the long run. in as well, only contributes to the inflation same strength as it was before the pandemic. of prices that are not necessarily backed However, that is not the case; the stock mar- by value. This cyclical nature of buying is ket experienced a record-fast recovery and Historically, there are only two other been printing more money. The production threatening to the market. is now at historical highs. As Michael Arone, times that the Schiller PE ratio has reached of money, and the subsequent spending oc- Regarding periods of speculation, Charlie Chief Investment Strategist at State Street this level: in the months leading up to the curring in the market inflates prices. With Munger, the vice-chairman of Berkshire Global Advisors put it, “... investors continue Great Depression and right before the fall of interest rates low, Americans are incentiv- Hathaway, commented, “well these things to scratch their heads wondering why the the dot-com bubble. The Wilshire 5000 GDP ized to move their money from their low- do happen in a market economy. You get stock market could perform so strongly while ratio, which compares the total U.S. stock yielding bank accounts into more lucrative crazy booms ... My policy has always been the economy, labor market and earnings face market value with the U.S. GDP, currently investments, such as real estate and the to just ride them out ... [Many] buy stocks such challenges." stands at 1.9 in comparison to the historical stock market, which has contributed to the on frenzy because they see that they're go- Although it is possible to disregard this mean average of .83. In today’s economy, upward trend of asset inflation. ing up, and that’s a very dangerous way to discrepancy and assume this to be part of the this large discrepancy between the market The second contribution to the rise in invest.” Whether or not a crash is ensuing, natural ups and downs of the market, that evaluation with the actual gross revenue can the market is the ongoing influx of new in- it’s important to keep in mind that value- may not address how historical highs were be a red flag. vestors and a frenzy of speculation. With based investments will always prevail in the so closely followed by historical lows. The There are two major factors that may easier access to investing in the market long run and patience is your best friend. No Smooth Sailing By William Mogyoros (CDC) stated that fully-vaccinated individu- to the beginning of the pandemic when the Chiron expressed similar sentiments towards als are allowed to travel domestically without tumultuous relationship between the CDC the CDC, stating, “Travel is resuming at a At the height of the global COVID-19 being required to quarantine or show proof and cruise industry began. During the early very high level. Airplanes and hotels are pandemic, and restless with the familiar of a negative COVID-19 test. Although the stages of the pandemic, several cruise trav- packed, and no industry is better suited to four corners of our rooms, my friends and CDC remains cautious with regards to in- elers were infected with COVID-19. One restart than cruising. The lines are prepared, I embarked on a trip to Hawaii. Although ternational travel, these new guidelines are notable example is the Japanese Diamond safety protocols are in place and now, with this may be perceived as a risky move, one a step in the right direction. As a result of Princess cruise, where 700 passengers con- the high level of vaccine distribution, they that we were discouraged from taking, it this increased optimism, multiple aspects tracted the virus and fourteen died. A Wall feel it’s a good time to resume operations.” was ultimately a fantastic trip. However, of the travel industry have benefitted tre- Street Journal investigation concluded that Whether the CDC’s extreme caution to- the exciting vacation did not come without mendously. According to travel-booking cruise lines continued sailing despite know- wards cruises is justified or not is a point restrictions. From constant COVID-19 tests agency Koddi, average hotel prices have seen ing that passengers on board tested positive. of contention, but resulting from this is an to the strict state mask mandate, unfamiliar appreciable progress over the past 30 to 45 This incident portrayed the industry in a neg- inherent conflict between those looking to restrictions made this trip different from days, and are now 5% less than they were one ative light. Although the CDC released their recall the past and others who would like your typical vacation. Being that this was year ago. However, a few weeks ago, prices “phased plan” to restart cruises, it will be a to forget it. As Tara Kirk Sell, an assistant four months ago, the vaccination rollout were set at a significantly higher 11%. The lengthy and expensive process of practice professor at the Johns Hopkins Center for was in its beginning stages. According to week of April 11, hotel demand in the United runs to ensure safety, and cruise ships were Health Security, explains, “the C.D.C. wants current reports, around 55% of Americans States was up 13.7%, the second-highest level deemed high-risk for contraction. Despite to prevent people from getting sick and the aged 18 and over have received at least the this year. According to data from analytics the CDC’s stamp of approval for those cruise lines want to go back to business and first dose, which positions the travel and platform Visible Alpha, statements from the who are fully-vaccinated to travel, there start making money … so there’s going to vacation industry in an entirely different top four airline operators predict summer is pushback from cruise industry leaders. be a central disconnect and tension there place than it was months ago. seat capacity at around 78% of 2019 levels, President and CEO of Carnival Corporation as we sort our way through this pandemic.” As vaccinations become more readily which surpasses current forecasts. & plc Arnold Donald expressed to the WSJ, Although the comment refers to cruises, this available, consumers are beginning to feel Although various sectors of the travel “We’d just like to be treated similarly to the tension will likely remain until the travel more comfortable with traveling. Responding industry appear to be successful, the cruise rest of the travel and entertainment and tour- industry experiences a complete rebound. accordingly, the Centers for Disease Control industry remains “docked.” This traces back ism sector.” Cruise industry analyst Stewart Archegos and Its $30 Billion Mistake

By Yoav Zolty swaps. A total return swap is when a payer With the swaps, Archegos was able to hold When the banks, noticing the sudden drop approaches a receiver and arranges a deal over 10 percent equity of various companies of his positions, called for a margin call, The story of Bill Hwang and his multi- in which the payer pays recurring fees to the without having to announce it. Archegos was Archegos was unable to deliver. This led to billion-dollar hedge fund, Archegos, and partner in exchange for the partner to buy also able to only put up 15 percent of the a bank firesale of all of Archegos’s holdings, how he almost single-handedly caused the stocks for them in the market. The payer money for every position it wanted to hold, which dropped the prices of the stocks even combined loss of close to $30 billion in the benefits from this arrangement through ei- a deal that most banks would never agree to. further. All in all, the investment banks had markets, is one littered with red flags and a ther dividends being paid from the various On top of all this, Archegos did not maintain a combined loss of $10 billion. The two big- call for potentially more regulation of “family stocks or gaining from the increase of the a diversified portfolio, meaning that its risk gest losses came from Switzerland’s Credit office”-style funds. Bill Hwang first gained price of the stocks, however he must also be exposure was enormous. All the dominos Suisse, which lost $5.5 billion, and Japan’s attention after he spun off from the leading wary of taking on the losses if the stock price were set to fall, it just needed one push. Nomura, which lost $2.85 billion. hedge fund, and formed With these losses came outrage and calls the Asia-centric fund, Tiger Asia. His fund “We should not be surprised if this leads to a re-evaluation of for further regulation. Managers across all quickly rose to one of prominence as it grew where family offices fit within the regulatory structure.” of the investment banks had to step down, to almost $5 billion in the course of just 10 ___` most notably the Chief Risk and Compliance years. However, during this time, he was able Officer of , Lara Warner and to achieve tremendous gains through insider Marlon Paz investment banking head, Brian Chin. Some trading with various investment banks. This are saying this is not enough, with one part- led to both a civil and criminal lawsuit where falls. The player uses leverage, while posting The push came on March 22, when ner at law firm Mayer Brown, Marlon Paz, Tiger Asia admitted wrongdoing and was limited funds to potentially maintain huge ViacomCBS stock dropped more than 25% saying “We should not be surprised if this forced to pay $44 million in damages. positions. This is where Archegos, being a after it was announced that they were re- leads to a re-evaluation of where family of- Hwang pivoted from there, closing Tiger and using swaps, was critical. leasing more stock. This started a vicious fices fit within the regulatory structure.” Asia and forming a family office-style fund, With this lack of regulation, Archegos was cycle, where Archegos, forced to cover the Ultimately, only time will tell if these changes which allowed for much less regulation. able to maintain a level of anonymity and go losses from ViacomCBS, started selling large are enough to make sure that stories such as Managing much less capital, Hwang was to various investment banks without having amounts of their other positions. Those this don’t repeat themselves. forced to take on large amounts of leverage to disclose the positions they already held, sales then led to further losses, as the stocks to hold big positions in the market. He did the other banks they already had deals with Hwang was selling also lost value due to this through a derivative called total return and how much they already were leveraged. the large volume of what he wanted to sell. 28 Business Wednesday , May 5, 2021 How Cryptocurrency and Modern Art Push the Definition of Value

This certificate, created on the block- Whether it’s Twitter CEO Jack Dorsey mint- how does artwork ownership distinguish By David Schmidt chain, uses “proof of work” to identify exclu- ing the social media platform’s first tweet, a itself from non-ownership? Furthermore, sivity and ownership. Blockchain technology Croatian Tennis player selling the rights to is there value to being the owner? On March 11, 2021, British auction house has found recent popularity through the temporarily tattoo her right arm, or the hu- Shortly after his purchase of Beeple’s Christie’s minted the third most expensive crypto-currency Bitcoin, as well as nascent manoid robot Sophia selling its AI produced aforementioned artwork, Crypto-investor living artist in the world, Mike Winkelmann. coins like Ethereum. There is an essential art, the technology has branched off into a “Metakoven'' explained his reasoning for The 41-year-old South Carolinian, who began difference between digital coins and tokens: futuristic realm where flying cars and virtual purchasing to CNBC: “I think this is a sig- creating artwork in 2007 under the alias where a coin is a store of value that can be reality schools would be commonplace. nificant piece of art history… this is a change “Beeple,” created one piece a day and com- exchanged for other assets of worth, a token In a desultory fashion, I attempted to buy in medium and there will be an economy bined works from five thousand days into a is a digital representation of an asset with an NFT artwork for the purpose of putting an around it. The first piece in that movement single block for the sale. In addition to the neither particular market use nor an estab- image to this illusionary concept. Knowing will be incredibly valuable going forward.” sheer number of works sold at once, and lished relationship with online payments. that even free NFTs found on OpenSea and While Metakoven, whose real name is an astronomical $69 million price tag, the Vignesh Sundaresan, seems to believe there auction was exceptional for another reason: is room for growth in the world of NFTs, the the works were all digital. Within this particular JPEG hides a unique feature allowing the very artist who sold him his works seems to To some, selling a JPEG file might seem file to be bought and sold. disagree. Beeple, or Mike Winkelmann, im- like the scam of the century. Nothing could mediately liquidated his Ethereum into cash seem more valueless than an arrangement and announced that “NFTs are absolutely of pixels being copied endlessly, millions Because the accessibility of these tokens similar markets will have high costs associ- a bubble.” of times over, until there are more copies depends on other digital programs, many ated with processing the transfer and main- The Winklevoss twins were early inves- than could ever be demanded. But within NFTs, and other tokens, exist on the extant tenance of these technologies, it prompts tors in cryptocurrency and built platforms this particular JPEG hides a unique feature Ethereum blockchain. the question of why someone would buy an to further their ease of exchange. Their allowing the file to be bought and sold. “Proof of Work” is a blockchain concept NFT at all. most recent purchase was Nifty Gateway, These art pieces were each minted into term referring to the consensus algorithm More than 8 million people visit the Mona a platform designed to streamline the NFT an “NFT,” or “non-fungible token.” Non- that verifies transactions on blockchains. Lisa in Paris each year, often waiting in long trading process. They espouse the oncoming fungible refers to each NFTs individuality, It signifies the computational puzzle a lines looping around the Louvre Museum, “Metaverse,” a virtual reality enhancement of as fungibility is a term borrowed mainly computer must solve before adding new for what is currently a thirty-second viewing the physical world, which induces thoughts from economics, referring to an item that information onto the chain constituting the experience. However, viewing a of The Matrix, and Ray Bradbury’s “The you would not mind having replaced for blockchain ledger. This “ledger” records the online rather than at a museum is not consid- Veldt.” Early proofs come from the video another of the same value, such as currency, information critical to maintaining these ered an authentic experience. The disparity game Fortnite, where people have bought government bonds, or even Dave and Busters technologies, like who owns a bitcoin at between in-person and virtual observation is concert tickets and clothes to dress their tickets. “Token,” in this context, refers to any particular time, and whether or not this what generates museum viewership of art, characters, despite these purchases existing each artwork having a digital certificate of JPEG is the original NFT, rather than one of concert ticket sales and even basketball game solely in the digital ethersphere. Although it authenticity stored on the blockchain. Art’s the imposters. Internet users can employ this attendance. The baffling aspect of NFTs remains uncertain whether or not the true ability to maintain value lives and dies by the technology to mint an image or sound into a popularity is that the viewing experience is forward motion of the human race will be existence of certificates of authenticity and token, and generate their own creative take the same for both owners and online view- virtual, early investors will continue to try their ability to generate validity-backed scar- on the nascent cyberart market. ers. Because there is no difference between their luck at NFTs, and uncovering the next city. This level of verification allows an asset In recent months, NFTs have exploded my computer screen displaying Beeple’s crypto-asset to fuel the revolution. to be considered for purchase and trade. onto the scene in every shape and form. artwork, and the owner’s viewing experience,

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Death by a Thousand Haircuts

to a record $386 billion, an over $100 bil- revenue for small businesses plummeted by visualize and experiment with different hair By Aliza Leichter lion yearly increase, and net profit was up 52%. Hair salon owners throughout the U.S. colors prior to receiving services. Another 84% from the previous year. While Amazon furloughed employees with the presumption feature is “point-and-learn” tech, which will Alexa, remind me to … never get layers thrived as a result of the COVID-19 pan- that workers would file for unemployment enable consumers to point at hair care prod- again? demic and an increased dependency on e- benefits, which became possible for indepen- ucts available for purchase, and subsequently On April 20, 2021, e-commerce leader commerce retailers, adverse effects were dent contractors and gig-workers through receive relevant information and educational Amazon announced their latest venture: inflicted on small businesses. According to the CARES Act. content based on their selection. Amazon Amazon Salon, a two-story hair salon oc- the United States Chamber of Commerce, the In an effort to establish itself as a force Salon puts itself in the unique position of cupying more than 1,500 sq. ft. in London’s economy is experiencing something similar within the salon industry, Amazon recruited cross-promoting Amazon products and tech- Spitalfields neighborhood. The salon will ini- to a “K-shaped” recovery, referring to the Elena Lavagni of Neville Hair and Beauty, an nology. In fact, the inclusion of Fire tablets at tially open exclusively for Amazon employees industries that emerge from a recession at independent salon located in London, and each styling station makes online purchasing before accepting bookings from the general different rates and magnitudes. The top of her team to provide hair care and styling ser- nearly unavoidable. Although there are “no public. In a statement about the launch, the “K” represents industries that are doing vices. The press release acknowledges Elena’s current plans” to establish Amazon Salon the company’s United Kingdom Country well, while those at the bottom struggle. credible past as a stylist for London Fashion locations outside of London, should Amazon manager, John Boumphrey, commented Currently situated at the bottom is the ser- Week and Cannes Film Festival, a neces- decide to expand their experiential venture, that, “We want this unique venue to bring vice-providing industry, which experienced sary reassurance in part because Amazon’s small businesses within the salon industry us one step closer to customers, and it will 82% of the total job losses incurred since inexperience within the industry may cause could be forced out of business. With cur- be a place where we can collaborate with February of 2020. In mid-April of 2020, hesitation among prospective clients. rent restrictions of 50% capacity in states the industry and test new technologies.” foot traffic to hair salons and barber shops Recognizing the need to differentiate itself like New York, salons’ revenue as it stands However, Amazon’s attempt to magnify its declined by 60%, primarily because of so- from others in the highly competitive salon is completely insufficient to cover stylists’ presence in the beauty industry delivers the cial distancing guidelines and the forced industry, Amazon’s diversification strategy salaries, let alone enough to compete with latest blow to independent salons. shutdown of non-essential businesses. By consists of using augmented reality tech- an e-commerce mega-giant. In 2020, Amazon’s revenue was up 38% the second quarter of 2020, year-over-year nology in services. Clients will be able to