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The Ghost Chris & Merek by Jonah Grant-Scarfe p. 14 Editorial Assistant: Christine Fellows by Kat Siddle p. 16 Donovan Schaefer Moneen by Kimberley Day p. 17 RLA Coordinator: Gabby Website Design: teite Esther Music Sucks p.4 Layout and Design: Airhead p.5 Chris & Merek (Like Green Lantern Fucking Bullshit p.5 and Green Arrow: they're fast Panarticon p.6 friends, Merek's almost got Green Over My Shoulder p.7 Arrow's little goatee, and Chris- Screw You and Your Pointy Shoes p.8 like Hal Jordan —seems nice, but Strut, Fret & Flicker p.8 you know one day he'll eventually Under Review p. 18 try to destroy the universe.) Real Live Action p.20 Production: Erin Empey, Kimberly Day, Julie Leprechaun Colony p.22 C, Doretta, Esther, Luke Meat, Charts p.23 saelan, The Ubyssey On the Dial p.24 Masthead Picture: Kickaround p.25 Cameron Stewart Datebook p.26 On the Dial: Bryce Dunn/The Limey Charts: Luke Meat Datebook: Shannon Hemmett is magic. And I'm not talking Esther magic like that collectible fucking card game. Distribution: Neither am I referring to some kind of holistic Matt Steffich shrub-hugging gramarye. No, I'm talking about the US Distro: kind of magic where you tell her vaguely what you Frankie Rumbletone want and she promptly manages to create the best Publisher: possible cover out of a digital camera and some Lydia Masemola pixie dust. Seriously. © "DiSCORDER" 2003 by the Student Radio Society of the University of British Columbia, rights reserved. Circulation 17,500. Subscriptions, payable in advance, to Canadian residents $15 for one year, to residents of the USA are $15 US; $24 CDN elsewhere. Single copies are $2 (to cover postage, of course). Please make cheques or money orders payable to DiSCORDER Magazine. DEADLINES: Copy deadline for the August issue is July 9. Ad space is available until July 23 and c be booked by calling Steve at 604.822.3017 ext. 3. Our rates are available upon request. DiSCORDER is not responsible for loss, damage, or any other injury to unsolicited manuscripts, unsolicited artwork (including but not limited to drawings, photographs and transparencies), or any other unsolicited materia Material can be submitted on disc or in type. As always, English is preferred. Send email to DiSCORDER at [email protected]. From UBC to Langley and Squamish to Bellingham, CiTR can be heard at 101.9 fM as through all major cable systems in the Lower Mainland, except Shaw in White Rock. Call CiTR DJ Tine at 822.2487, our office at 822.3017 ext. 0, or our news and sports lines at 822.3017 xt. 2. Fax us at 822.9364, e-mail us at: [email protected], visit our web site at www.citr.ca or just pick p a goddamn pen and write #233-6138 SUB Blvd., Vancouver, BC, V6T 1Z1, CANADA. We apologize for any inconvenience over fhe past year. We now return you to your regularly scheduled allege radio music/culture magazine. for more info on these shows and our complete calendar log onto printed in canada www.sonar.bc.ca 3 DiSCORDER Shhhhhhh No need far At&r~ mMAIC AUC editorializing by Chris Eng Best of luck, Merek. Here's tion of contributors and ^^ Hasta luego, Vancou- it you need to know: volunteers, that cat-herding K..J ver; vaya con queso, analogy is horrifyingly apt. DiSCORDER. I've gone the dis 1) It's true what every editor 12) If you get serious with tance, done my time, finished says: once you take on the the columnists about dead my metaphorical community job, there's really no time for lines, they will either call you service, put in a year as edi you to do your own writing names (like "Der Fiihrer") or tor, and in that stretch I've due to your brain being con openly mock you (which, I run the heights and depths of sumed with the task of pro allow, would probably happen human emotion, had some of cessing other people's words anyway). the best times of my life, and There is practically a surplus 13) If you don't get serious collided headlong with some of the most stressful. Friends? I've made a few—but then again, too few to mention... after I drove them off with a production deadline-induced psychosis, anyway. But I met some char acters along the way. I mean, how many times in your life can you count a man with the last name "Meat" among your friends? Not bloody many. You need to cherish these moments when you can, folks; this is the gold rush. Right, so where was I? Oh, yeah, I'd like to thank my manager, my wife Willow The Editor has left the building. Peace and I'm (without you I'm nothing; I'm under your spell), God out. —Chris almighty (la, Shub-Niggurath, of time for your empty brain with the columnists, they will Black Goat of the Woods with 1,000 Young!), and Egg to absorb America's Most- never turn in anything. Ever. McMuffins, without which I Emaciated Model Search, 14) If anything goes wrong might never be tardy. I'd also though. with the magazine, it's your like to thank the wonderful 2) Free CDs will only get you fault. Unless it's a printing HOLY CRAP, irS ALMOST THAT TIME AGAIN staff at CiTR for allowing a so far. error, in which case it's par 3) Ditto books. tially your fault. Once you take on the job, there's 15) Every absent comma or extra space will stand out in really no time for you to do your own your eyes like a clearcut patch on a virgin mountain. No one writing. There is practically a sur else will notice. plus of time for your empty brain to 16) If people like what you've printed, they won't write. ©Wfldi$ absorb America's Most-Emaciated Conversely, if they don't like what you've printed... well, Model Search, though. Are you in a band that doesn't suck? Or are you a solo they probably won't get up the gumption to write in then, geek to get needlessly eso 4) Ditto sex. (Okay, okay, musician with mad skills? either. teric on a monthly basis (if 1 never got laid because of 17) There is no separation We are now accepting entries for SHiNDiG! 2003. Send you caught the three cultural DiSCORDER, but it was still in your minimum 3 song demo of original material (all references in the previous a pleasant pipedream, thanks of personal and private any sentence, you get, well, noth very much.) more. You are now a Doctor Moreau-esque human/ styles welcome) for an opportunity to play CiTR's annual ing, but I'll respect you in the 5) Sometimes publicists will magazine hybrid shambling morning). call and call and all you can music deathmatch! Toss your demo, contact information, around for others to gawk at Over the course of the do is stare at the phone in and anything else that you would want us to have to: last year, I've also managed horror every time it rings, like a degenerate circus freak. to archive a mental ency periodically swatting it with And after a few months of no clopaedia on publishing and a large stick. sleep and a bad diet, you'll the way the industry works. swear that everyone that SHiNDiG! 2003 6) The Organ rules. Things they don't tell you in glances even vaguely in your 7) Local band The Fuck Up c/o CiTR Radio books or classes. You know, direction is doing exactly Kids apparently like to go by the useful stuff. So, as the that. the name "Fucked Up Kid." #233-6138 SUB Blvd. reins of command are being Who knew? 18) It's all lies and bullshit.