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This Other is brought to you for free and open access by DigitalCommons@UMaine. It has been accepted for inclusion in Maine Campus Archives by an authorized administrator of DigitalCommons@UMaine. For more information, please contact [email protected]. , March 25, 1918 :aster, ,eirvai THE MAINE CAMPUS goo/ iday Published Weekly by the Students of the University of Maine 3 Held ,„, \,,, Orono, Maine. April Fool's Day, 1948 Nii.,obee 22 id Good Fridal - planned this yea by Psych Dept• the MC Life Of Crime Catches Top Brass cGorrill will be d Friday Vesper Will Study 4:15 p.m., Fri- e Little Theatre. Dr. Hauck, Dean Wilson a graduate of 4.0 Students has done gradu- The Psychology department at Maine ia and . Arrested This Morning has announced that it is opening a new the Church of research program, aimed at finding out in Orono. High costs of living and meager salaries paid educators have why some students are the nay they will participate resulted in the downfall of Arthur A. Hauck and Edith G. Wilson, are. A total of nineteen undergradu- president and dean of women respectively, at the University of -Maine. student leader. ates, all of whom made 4.0 for last be Both were arrested this morning,* • soloist and semester, are being used as specimens organist. Dr. Hauck charged with operat- for, the test. ing a still in his cellar and Miss in Easter Students Coach wor- The department is convinced that no Wilson with the illegal sale and sunrise service normal person would accept "all A" possession of narcotics. ig at 5:10 a.m., grades for a semester because of the Arraigned in the Bangor court, Dr. Athletic Teams green. social stigma which is attached to such Hauck declared that it had become Members of the student body of the served immedi- an act. impossible to maintain the social stand- University will be given the opportun- he MCA. All Outcasts ing required of his position on the ity articipating will to coach one of the University's Such students are outcasts in nor- salary he draws for his job, and that wary lobby and athletic teams it was announced today. mal society. This is to be expected he had been carrying on his other "oc- Under a sun. In case of new Athletic Board ruling, since they are unable to think like cupation" for several years. be held in the each student will be allowed to act as normal human beings. According to Student Tip roach of one of the squads for one day. the Psych department. their minds The disclosure of his activities came A list of squads will be posted in the invites everyone tra‘el in elliptical orbits instead of in as the result of a tip from a student bookstore, and students should desig- :s. straight lines or circles like normal who attended a recent meeting at the nate en this list which stared they aims. President's house. In the rush of Uni- want to coach, and what day would be Elect Such students naturally acquire ex- versity business, Dr. Hauck had not preferable. tensive groups of enemies because of had time to dispose of the latest bunch •ans Club will The only squad which will not be their tendency to raise the curve used of mash left from a recent run-off. year at a meet- immediately affected by this new rul- by instructors in grading, thus making The student, a veteran of several years 31st at seven ing is the winter sports team. But its it more difficult for normal persons to in the Pacific. recognized the odor of :oom of North turn will come nest winter. get along. okolehao, a potent alcoholic beverage At m veterans are the present lime, the following No Correlation widely used in Hawaii. squads are practicing: baseball, out- So far the only conclusion drawn The arrest was made by Chief Dail door track, tennis, golf, basketball. from these students is that there is no of the Orono police after a complaint Spring football practice nit/ begin correlation between the course they was filed by Earl White, president of soon, it was announced. the Men's Student take and their presence on the all A Senate. A search Many students are expected to sign list. Only two of the 19 are Electrical of the president's house disclosed one up as coach of the tennis squad on of the most elaborate distilling Engineering majors, probably the easi- plants April 6, 7, and 8. On those slays, the ever CE! est course offered, while one majors in seen in this part of the country. team is scheduled to play in Maryland Economics. l'art of the complicated still found in the basement of Dr. Hauek's The plant is so elaborate, in fact, and Virginia. If more than three The 19 students selected for the ex- house. -Newhall Photo that Profesor I.yle Jenness of the coaches do sign up, three will be periment are David Akeley. Nicholas Chemical Engineering Department has picked by a drawing. Brountas. Roberta Conant, James Fir- been held on suspicion of being an ac- Another popular date for coaching complice. Professor min. Aphrodite Floros, Ripon Has- Jenness' complicity will be May 28-29. At that time, sev- was indicated by the kell, Monson Hayes, Jr.. Arthur Hill- Proctors Have New Headache; fact that much of eral members of the track team are man. Dorothy Jordan, Gordon Kuhn. the material used in assembling the expected to participate in New York Priscilla Lord. Patricia McGuigan Powder Replaces Bottled Goods plant is standard laboratory equipment City at the IC4A's. A coach for each Collins, Pauline Marcous, Israel Oret- of the type used by the Chem Engi- day will accompany the men. neering department. sky. Roger Peabody, Elizabeth Shaw, Dr. Erwin Douglass, head of the Chemistry department, an- A program such as this, members Edward Snyder, George Staten. and nounces that he has succeeded in preparing whiskey in a dehydrated Full Confession of the board declared, should be invalu- John Wentworth. form. This procedure was highly developed by the armed forces Confronted with the evidence, Presi- able in helping the students to get to during the war and may now be t dent Hauck had no alternative except know each sport better. "We hope Guild Needs Actors put to some practical use. a complete confession. Admitting that that each student will have an oppor- Dr. Douglass says that three ounces Maine Debaters Set his criminal career had extended over tunity to coach at least two teams a lengthy peritxl. Ise said that he ob- Who of a slightly grayish powder is all during his or her stay here at school." Aren'tChoosey For All Or Nothing tained the directions for making the that remains after a gallon of whiskey Students will get a drink while he was in the Hawaiiaii vacation, but not has been put through the process. Leon Gray and the Campus Editor WLBZ listeners. They'll get the same Islands as head of Punahou school in Frank's Life DuPs The possibilities of such a revolu- will be in Middletown. Conn., during old hog-wash from the Maine Radio Honolulu. tionary discovery are almost unlimited. the last two days of vacation compet- Dean Wilson was also implicated in As Crime Declines Students at Maine who have been con- Dr. Hauck's confession The April 7 program will deal with ing with debaters from 31 other East- and her arrest "Things aren't what they used to tinually hampered in their recreational folloned his by Farm and Home NVeek, and don't be ern United States colleges and univer- only two hours. be," Frank the Cop told a Campus re- activities by the existing rules which It was revealed that she has been surprised if farmers all over the state sities in an invitation debate tourney. porter vest( rday. "No necking—no prohibit the possession of intoxicating raising marihaima in her yard for boozing --this is :4 4111kt placv.- he flood the president's of'fice with deroga- beverages in dormitory rooms will find Gray and the Editor have lost so several years. After having the stuff said. tory letters. good use of the new powder. many debates recently that they may prepared by an out-of-state agency, Frank complained of being constant- Margaret Hanks can be blamed for ounces in an envelope can A few be kicked out of college if they can't she has been selling it locally. ly frustrated in attempting to pick up writing the script. The mediocre cast the room with hardly easily be kept in come through this time. Coach Gardner One of her primary uses for the neckers. "I sneak lip on a car parked sill include Anne Cutts, Rita Graham, being discovered. All any chance of will go along to keep the boys out of dope has been its dissemination among in back of Stevens at 10 p.m.," he said. Dick Schonland. Martin Needham. and good drink that is needed to prepare a trouble. the senior residents of the women's "and what do I find? They're sitting Lee Davis. is a glass of water. In fact, if anyone The competition will not be too stiff, dorms and officials of the more promi- at opposite ends of the front seat listen- like the flavor of whiskey by doesn't with small outtfis like BU, Dartmouth, nent %%omen's organizations on campus. ing to Bob Hope." extremely powerful punch of Miss Spring Is Elusive itself, an Fordham. Holy Cross, MIT, Penn In Her Hand "Nobody walks in the roads, every- flavor may be produced by any desired State. and Yale around. Debaters will It is charged that, by keeping those body parks in the right places Light Univi rsity of Maine slaughters simply dissolving a little of the powder kick around the pipe-dream of world women tinder the influence iif the drugs recently participated in a beauty con- in a bottle of pop. federalism. until they contract the habit, she has test for the title of "Miss Spring." Cliff Is Best-Dressed Girls whose mania and papa won't been able to maintain absolute control Professor Thomas Elder. one of let her go out with boys who drink over all activities of Is omen students Cliff Whitten, assistant to the editor America's top beauty authorities. was Pettee For Mayor should be pleased by the new discovery, on campus. of The Maine Campus, has been judge of the contest. voted 11X too. Now they can truthfully say their Janet Pettee, South Estabrooke, has Carrol Dempsey, head of thc depart- "best (tressed man on campus" by the A total of twenty-seven entrants were boy friends don't drink on dates. The announced her candidacy in the forth- ment of buildings and grounds. added Women's Studet Government Associ- lodged on weight, health, and general powder can be taken straight and fol- coming mayoral elections. Miss Pettee evidence against Miss Wilson with the ation, ors-silk-in Donna Welts an- utility. lowed by a coca cola chaser with the is believed to be the first woman can- information that for several years she nounced. Professor Elder said that the herd same results obtained n ith the old- didate. Her slogan is "A Pettey girl has refused to allow any member of his Whitten was cited for the quality hail an unusually good score. fashioned stuff. for every Maine man." staff to clean up her yard. of his undernhirts. Page Is.., THE MAINE CAMPUS Orono, Maine, April Fool's Day, 194 klliono. Ma

• The Maine Campus I'm Usually Wrong But I Published Be Thursdays during the college year by the students By BILL BRENNAN of the University of Maine. Subscription rate: 75c per semes- ter. Local advertising rate: 50e per column inch. Offices on BY second door front and third floor, MCA Building. Tel. Exten- If there's anything that gives us a feeling of con- sion 51. Member Associated Collegiate Press. Represented for national advertising by National Advertising Service Inc., Col tentment and security, it's knowing that our rights flmis is IT! lege Publisher's Representative. 420 Madison Ave., New York as students are being guarded in the proper man- 17, N. Y. Entered as Second Class Matter at the Post Office, Call it an Orono, Me ner. And not only that, we are further put at ease but here is by knowing that there is a group on campus which subsidization Students Run It is striving every hour of every day to obtain more months, the rights for (.4 us. versity of I)) With the arrest of President Hauck and Dean We speak of the General Senate, in case any under cover 1Vi1son, I am made more and more sure in my con- clarification is needed. There, ladies and gentle- of a local col victions that students and only students should be men, is a group which deserves your support. of Men Elt running this university. Subjected to all sorts of criticism from various and stand that M sundry individuals who may or may not be quali- such base ma Too long have we suffered results the of bung- fied to criticize, the General Senate has emerged fetes of knoss ling adult administrators and professors. The time bloody but unbowed. iio for the pi NO' •• a. to arise is now. d•••• Time and again, the General Senate, and the prowess tations. In I call for the Men's Senate to install Earl White % ep counterpart in men's government, the Men's Sen- mous as president of our University. This astute gentle- (;00d to be out of the Arm,. Mae. Hey, Mac! ate, has popped up with excellent recommenda- column tions, which administration man. with the aid of the four other public admin the and faculty have Maine is backed to the hilt. On several occasions, however, time.' istration students, would assure us of a just and the normal procedure of things has been interrupt- at the Ad 1 lawful rule. ed . SCOTCH AND SODA slightly by radical individuals; but the twr siolate a I My vote for Deans of Men and Women would groups with the might of right on their side haw' her name) RY BETTE Dol.'. go to Rip Haskell, versatile editor of the "Fir out the makeup—resort back to the swept past the opposition with little or no difficulty lucrat Does this sound natural bloom of Mother Bough." and Jean Campbell. familiar? "I went Nature. And Here is the answer to those persons who have Art Blanch out with the smoothest little blonde last what happens? "What's the matter been screaming about the inefficiency of fer stipuli As for- professors; the Gen- we would never be in want. night—perfect thirty-six—gams —oh with you this morning? You look eral and Men's Senates. Examine the good things would rec There are always two or three people in every boy! Brains? She didn't need 'em!" sick!" or "You sure look sleepy, d'ya that these groups have done: they have obtained room aloni class who know more than our present instructors. Yep, the mighty male can have warts just get up?" Speaking as a victim better conditions at the bookstore, they were re- ance" of . — on his nose, a twelve-day beard—look still suffering from this abuse, my ad- sponsible for getting better laundry service, includ- Blanchard I feel sure that under such a system, we would like the son vice to you males of Frankenstein. and is to either find a ing better wrappers around the laundry, they have Here's anot be able to cut every class, and suffer no examina- boast a new line, or provide .08 to boot, and yet he expects us with a lipstick recommended that voting in elections be done by mer Rhody b tions. us to be that will stay Grables with Einstein brains, on. colleges, with more ballot boxes and more publicity. back to collegt who've been around, Let the Metes Senate lead the way. We shall yet still retain all And then there's a little matter of There are just a few of the many things which Wieman, will . the sweetness follow. • of innocence. And to top the electric blanket. Something about your governing bodies have provided for you. You Maine court it off, he has the audacity to tell us its being preferred to a wife. Well, should look upon them as groups worthy of sup- The Univert it's the book he's interested in, not the personally I've yet to find a man who's port. Leave no stone unturned in an effort to make ule the Unite( cover. Well, if Life-Rafts Preferred it's the books you're satisfied with a blanket, even if he things easier for them, they work hard for you. my at West I interested in, brother, that's news! can rewire and recharge. They're tgemla. Ted Word comes from Try asking my friends in East and West us some questions, perhaps mighty poor hugging. And how many s dropped N you'll find Halls that the grass is still too wet. we've read some you didn't blankets get up and get your breakfast Undouhtet know about. The New Look It is possible. they tell me, to cut across the mall in the morning? Not to mention wash- thing that h And that's not all. This male for a late class. The mud is only ankle deep. animal ing and ironing your clothes, rearing Saturday afternoon the spacious entryroom of 1 the Universi of ours crabs because we wear makeup the smaller (This is also attested to by the men from editions of you, and doing one of our most outstanding Greek letter houses dally, this t the North —lipstick all over coffee cups and cig- all the other trivial little tasks that fill was the scene of a boring reception for a visiting rine long flf area of the campus.) arette butts, he says. Just a nuisance. U p our days. No, I don't think the officer from the Society for the Prevention Bouquets to However, say my. little female Can't get it off, of friends, the grass always putting it on. Maine girl has to worry for awhile. Cruelty to Poor Unfortunate Lovers. for giving is still too wet. So one day when we're feeling more Five layers of blanket have been For the present she's still a jump Elaine Lockhart was seen wearing a case of life! self-sacrificing than usual, known to soak through in less than three minutes. we do with- ahead of General Electric. whoops coat of sheer orange serge delicately ap- Date preference is going to men with collapsible pliqued with snow tread tires, highlighted by tiny .ife Savers rubber life-rafts. purple sequins. On her feet she wore shoes. To 'ermission University complete her matched ensemble she casually car- Society ried a grey mop handle. Women stud( Editor's Next we ran into Jack Zollo and after picking '.ed Cross lift Notes BY JO LOOK of "Show Me the Way to Go Home" ourselves up we noticed he was wearing. The ill be offered Alt Spring—it's surely in the air! muffled by the Covered Bridge Quar- Hope you'll pardon the attempt at humor found Gibson Boy shirt of blue crepe with the chateau re advised to The Easter Bunny borrowed Santa tet with Sloppy Sam's not so covered in this issue. On pages one and two you'll have to neckline and twenty-four-thirty-second length ions back with Claus' sleigh and got everyone off to orchestra. House mothers were very hunt hard to find the stray sleeves went so well with his pale black angora It is a rule ol bits of truth tucked church in time. pleased to see the girls in such fine trousers i.:ducation Derx here and there. But it's mostly drivel. 6000 students left campus early condition for a change. Conducting a student campaign to raise funds mission be on i Pages three and four, with the exception of Sunday morning to take advantage of Everyone is happy to see that Lun- for an expedition to go in search of Chloe, we were mts are to tal Bear Bacts, is straight dope. the beautiful skiing weather. The slope ny and Pilly have broken up. Pilly stunned by the stunning appearance of those in- In addition, But was a little crowded! gave him back his it is April First! ring (luring Easter famous fashion excerpts Toni and Helen. Toni ill be given It Beteha entertained 40 girls over week end because he looked at another looked simply perfect and perfectly simple in a the week end. The girls stayed in the girl. A small fight ensued and both plain LARRY JENNESS conservative flowered print on a plaid back-- TI winter sp Editor house and had the run of the place. are now sporting becoming black eyes DON SPIT I FR Business Manager ground in the new long length slightly above the :Jed in to on The house will soon be renovated with and white slings—that Associate Editors: Barbi Day, News: Murph Linehan, new look on knee. The ruffled top was severely tailored. Inagers immei Sports; Terry Garcelon, a new wutg to be used for further en- campus this Activities; Martha Leeman, spring! I felen was attractively a-tired in a pair of striped All articles n Make-up: Jo Look and Bonnie Andrews, Society; Don tertainment of this sort. A little "bunny" of joy is a new Doctor MacLeod, Art; Bill Brennan. Dentons with a live cobra tossed noncha- 1 be charged About SOO couples %ere helped addition in the home of Mr. and Mrs. Sports Staff: Jerry Rogovin, Bob Winship, Ivan Crouse, lontly over one shoulder. Her accessories con- led them out !tome last Saturday night from the Welsh Rabbit Al Moulton, Hal Jack, Helen Buzzell. who proudly announce sisted of a red patent leather pocketbook with a :quipment- m Contributors: Arthur loughta "drunken brawl party." The Reynolds, Toni Doescher, Helen the birth of Welsh, Junior—he's built in doorbell and a pair of white lace ski-mit- . Drummond Noyes. Biff Shalek, Clair Chamberlain, Elizabeth Marden. couples danced all evening to the tune just a little "bite" of a thing! tens. • Hansen oi (Rh Estabroc • • People say "OPEN YEAR AROUND". • • "You ran find it at For Your Enjoyment Home Plate PARK'S HARDWARE VARIETV ORONO BOWLING ALLEY 31-37 Mill Street. 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BY MURNI LINVIAN ,Working ing of con- Hard Tops Dunn Hall Letter And Numeral Awards our riglth This is IT! Kappa Sigma, runner-up in last Athletes .oper man-' For First Game at the University of Maine Beal, Wallace Brown, George Browne. Call it an expose or what you will, year's intramural basketball playoffs, were honored at an award banquet John Collins, Arnold Davis. put at ease but here is the lowdown on finally made Robert athletic Bill Kenyon's Maine baseball team the grade Monday night Wednesday night, with a total of 102 Emerson, tpus which subsidization at Elmer Folsom, Willis Ham- Maine. For several has entered its second phase of Spring as they outscored the Dunn Hall Min- awards being presented to members btain more months, of mond, Jerry Haynes, George Higgins, the administration of the Uni- training, with the first exhibition utemen, 38-31, in the championship the basketball, game track, and winter sports Bruce King, Joseph Leclair, George versity of Maine has been playing an against Bates game. coming on the 17th of squads. Marsanskis, Jr., Douglas case an under cover game. In a recent Morton, Eu- issue April. Both teams were far off their usual Major M's gene .nd gentle- of a local communist were given to eight O'Brien. Samuel Silsby, Carroll publication, Dean As yet it is form, turning in possibly their worst ✓ of Men still too early for Coach members of the varsity basketball Taylor, Vaughn Totman, Kenneth support. Elton E. Wieman took the games of the Kenyon to make any decision about year. squad and 22 members of the track Vennett, John Wallace, Clifford .arious and stand that Maine would not indulge in Man- positions or players. The Dunn Hall quintet was unable squad. Minor M's were awarded to ten chester (manager). It be quali- iuch base maneuvering as inviting ath- The outfield presents a formidable to hit the basket from any position, members of the w inter sports team. Numerals is emerged letes of known quality to come to Oro- 1949: Morton Bartlett, lineup. Returning from missing 19 of 28 foul tries, and con- Those receiving awards were: ao for the prime purpose of improving last year's James Beaudry, Angus Black, Robert first team are Joe Coombs, captain, stantly missing lay-ups. Bleakney. and its •he prowess of Maine athletic organi- Basketball Jr., Leroy Dieffenbach, and Bill %Valker, center and left The Kappa Sig crew was also off on Varsity M: James 61en's Sett- ations. In the words of another fa- field- Frederick Boynton, Goodwin, Harry Hawkes, Ed- er respectively. The right its shooting, especially during the first Frank 7ommenda mous columnist, this is the "bunk"! field posi- Danforth, George O'Donnell, ward Perkins, William Rogers. tion, while still open, appears to be half, but their pressing defense and Robert Gates, Alton Hopkins, culty have Maine is headed for Harold 1950: Richard Bleakney, James Da- the "big slated for Joe Nicholas. superior passing kept their opponents time" Peasley, Alan F. Wing, Frederick I. vee, John Fogler, Joseph Hammond, however, ... according to our gal in trouble throughout Kenyon's mound staff has not un- the game. Glover (Mgr.) John L interrupt- at the Ad building (we shall not Hatch, Raymond Humes, Robert limbered the special sinkers, curves, Dunn Hall held a 13-12 lead at half Numerals it the twt violate a confidence by divots- 1949: Edward Keith, John Hylander, Richard Kelley, Melvin or screwballs yet, but those hurlers time, but dropped behind, • side 'Iter name). Three 17-21, at the Kelley, Frederick Thurlow. Lane, Lawrence Moore, Jr., Stephan haws week4 ago a who have performed end :.ery in practice, have of the third period. The game Orach, Edward Simmons, 3 difficulty lucrative offer W&I.I made to Numerals 1950: Jerome Begert, Ed- Merle Web- shown a little stuff. Will Braley and was nip-and-tuck until late in the third ber. who have .Art Blanchard of Bates. The of- ward Bowden, William Farnsworth, Dick Preble are hold-overs from last period when Nundi Romano began hit- f the Gen- fer stipulated that Blanchard William Feeney, Robert Kelly, Beryl 1951: James Silsby, Clinton Tripp, season, and they are backed up by ting from outside and pushed Kappa rood things would receive his board and Leach, Reginald Lord, Francis Mc- David Knudsen, Assistant Manager. Fred Thurlow, currently hampered by Sig into a lead which it never relin- room along with a "book Cormack, James O'Toole, Raymond e obtained allow- arm trouble, and lefty Norm Parrot. quished. %Vinter Sports Minor M's: Bruno ance" of $50 per Gross, Sophomore manager. were re- th.... In addition to those men, Martikainen Baldacci, Charles Barr, Benny Ber- Blanchard Bert Goddard of Dunn Hall led the Freshman includ- is thinking it over. Numerals 1951: James nard, Eugene Bernard, Charles Broom and little Joe Archibald present good scoring for the evening - , they here's another. with 14 points. Estes, Vance Foss. Philip Gildart, hall, have ... Jackie Allen, for- possibilities. Romano Richard Dwelley, Howard was high for Kappa Sig with Harold Higgins. Frank )e done by mer Rhody basketballer, plans to go The other end Mace, James Hawkes, Donald McCobb, David of the battery is 12. Chantal of Dunn Hall. with e publicity. back to college.... How about 11, MacKenzie, John McAloon, Russell Newton, Jan Vs'illoch. it, Dean headed by veteran Mike Cherneski, was the only other Wieman, will player to hit double Meade. Gerald Morse. Donald Rob- ings which Allen be cavorting on the last year's starting receiver. Next in figures Team B Numerals 1941: Victor Maine in the scoring. erts, John Ryder, William you. You court come next winter??? line are Mortimer "Sandy" MacKen- Ryder, Mortensen. Warren G. Smith. The George Sonde, Vernon Tozer. by of sup- University of Maine will sched- zie and Ray Lord. 1950: David Allen, Henry Emery, ule Tennis Team Heads Assistant Managers: Walter )rt to make the United States Military Acad- Ev Beals will try to remain a fixture South Batch- John MacDonald. ?my elder, Richard Gumprecht, for you. at West Point on its 1949 football at short, but his job this season The NVilliam 1951 : John D. Hawley. will Maine tennis squad, coached by Howatt, agenda. Ted Curtis. faculty be tougher Cyrus Morgan. manager, to gain, with Beryl Leach G. William Small, will take its first dropped Northeastern Indoor Track from the list and Bill Parks pressing. At third, southern trip during vacation. Undoubtedly- this is the Jerry Varsity M : Gerald Alden. Blaine best Poulin's shoes may be filled by The team will meet the U. S. Naval thing that has ever happened to Norm Fournier or George Gray. Low- ; Academy at Annapolis on April 6 in ryroom of the University of Maine. Finan- ell Osgood, third baseman for last ;an informal meet. Randolph-Macon at ter houses cially, this move will be a season's medi- Annex outfit, has been side- Ashland and Washington & Lee cine long needed at • a visiting by this school. lined temporarily with a spiked hand.1 Lexington, Va., will follow vention of B pails to the administrae for giving Maine a new lease on AMAZES •••••••••••••••••••"ne..4.4,•••••••••••••••••••••••••••4 a case of life! •••••••••••••••••••••NW, icately ap- YOUR LATEST OUTSTANDING SCREEN DITS ed by tin:‘, .ife Savers Will Need FRIENDS shoes. T., 'ermission sually car- From Home BANGOR and ORONO Women students wishing to take the er picking ed Cross life saving course which M & P Theatres ring. The ill be offered in Bangor this spring le chateau re advised to bring written permis- td length ions back with them after vacation. ck angora It is a rule of the Women's Physical OPERA HOUSE r:ducation Department that such per- 111.‘NI:011 5T ai se funds . :ission be on file in the office if stu- e, we were las are to take part in this April 4-10 ORONO activity. Robert those in- In addition, special Young, Maureen O'llara physical exams Clifton Webb len. Toni ill be given here before Wed. & Thurs.. the program "SITTING PRFITY" Mar. 31-Apr. 1 mple in a irts. April 11-14 "APRIL SHOWERS" Double Feature laid back- 11 winter sports equipment must be MOMENT" , Ann Sothern "THE LOST above the :led in to one of the Winter Sports Robert Cummings, Susan .med. nagers immediately. Hayward • of striped ‘11 articles not Plus returned by April 3 BIJOU "ROSES ARE RED" noncha- ! be charged to the persons who have Don Castle, Peggy Knudson uries con fed them out. 6:30-7:35 April 3-9 ok with a '-quipment may be returned to Nor- Drummond, "THREE DAR!NG T ski-mit Balentine, or to Eli- DAUGHTERS" Fri. & Sat., April 2-3 Hansen or Louise Litchfield in Jeanette MacDonald, Jane "HIGH WALL" uth Estabrooke. P.iwell jt,s, iturbi Robert Taylor. Audrey Totter Sat. Matinee 2:30-6 :30-8 :29 Everybody kidded him about his PARK Sunday & Monday, Apr. 4-5 old shabby jalopy. Then he te BANGOR "CASS TIMBERLANE" turned up in a bright, slick, April 2-3 new-looking car. Amazing Spencer Tracy, Lana Turner what grk "MR. RECK LESS" a Chrysler-Plymouth it Sun. Matinee 3:00-6 :30-8 :29 Shine-up William Eythe, Barbara Britton can do! Let us give your car a Merrill "LUCKY TEXAN" beauty Trust Tuesday, April 6 treatment. We'll wash John Wayne, Gabby Hayes her thoroughly, April "THE TENDER apply polish Company 4-5 YEARS" and elbow "THE SECRET LIFE grease, brush and TAILORED OF Joe E. Brown, Noreen Nash vacuum LIKE A JACKET On are j4,ited to take all- WALTER Mirn" all upholstery and in- Also Colored Sports—Travel terior. VICE intage a our extvitPiv e fa- Danny Kaye, Virginia Mayo Talk—Special Drive in tonight. We'll Standards of tit and comfort litie. "DIAMOND keep your IUTS and hing rx perience in JIM BRADY" 6:30-8 :28 old car in tip-top you have never before experi- 'ic banking field. 1 Edward Arnold shape while you're oung men waiting for enced in shirts. Conforms to of ad n sv ill a Ivo a v p find April 6-7-8 your new Chrysler or Plymouth! V. your body contours. sleeves ZINES his banking iiivt it tut' inter- "ROAD TO RIO" rd. tpril 7-8 t ed and helpful in their Bing Crosby. Bob hi Doable Feat tire are set in at the natural angle •ifit•.+ "WHERE progre vp. Re p, THE NORTH "01 'HIE OLD .1' ISII of your arm...fabric distribu it, i. reflected to a check- BEGINS" "MAIL" vice tion prevents bunching 1 accou nt, v. hit+ iv al.., a R iuscl I Hayden Roy Rogers. Jane Frazee or actor in e.-tabliplving credit April 9-10 Plus bulging. The result is truly and "landing. "CAGED Fl RY" -jot: I' %IA/OKA FIGHTING your form in fabric, OPS Tv.elv e oflicep in ki• hard Denning, Sheila Ryan MAD" En•tertv %lain.' "WILD HORSE MESA" Joe Kirkwood, Jr., Elyse Knox 4.00 TO 6.50 Member Federal Reserve Tint 1 iolt, Nan 1.eslie 6:30-7 :45 Bank -Federal Deposit Bij“u and Opera !louse operate cc ntinuousiy from 1:30 Murphy Motors • Insurance Corp. to 11 o'clock. if. I. French & Son Matinee Prices: 354 to 5 o'clock OLD Co.' TOWN 19h 1: x Ova rise St.. Bangor. Mc. Page Four THE MAINE CAMPUS Orono, Maine, April Fool's Da'. 1948 Mayor Campaign Rules Released Ten Appointed Election Is Set For May 11 Club Notes The National Student YMCA and created. Raymond Kenneally was To Fund Group The rules rur the campus mayoralty Any Junior. Sopla2m.re. or Fresh- YWCA are sponsoring two United Na- elected secretary. campaign have been announced by the man not on probation shall be eligible A group of ten students and faculty tion Seminars from mayoralty committee. All candidates for candidacy. April 7 through members have been named to the Or- April 9. Students from New England An April Shower Party for all Off- ganization Committee of the Good Will Vol. and their campaign managers must If more than five candidates apply, colleges are invited to participate in Campus Chest Drive, it was announced recently follow these rules in order to be eli- the General Student Senate will select women will be held in Car- the three-day program. by Polly True and Dave Hamlin, co- gible to participate in the mayoralty five names from among those submit- negie Hall, April 15, at 5:00 p.m. campaign. The plans include visits to Lake Suc- chairmen of the drive. ted, upon recommendation of the May- Lunches must be brought. cess, meeting with the Security Coun- Six The actual campaigning will take oralty Campaign Committee, prior to Charlie O'Connor will act as adviser cil, members of the U. N. Secretariat, Lorraine Littlefield is in charge of place on the campus, beginning a few April 29. All candidates will then be to the group and Barbara Hines will U.N. committees and U.N. delegates the program, assisted by Phyllis Bur- days before the day of election which notified and their names published in serve as secretary. from other countries. rill, Ellen Stratton. and Carolyn On has been set as May 11. The new the April 29th issue of the Campus. Woods. The remainder of the committee in- Reservations have been made at the mayor of the Maine campus will be The campaigning for mayor will cludes MaryAnne Dineen, Women's announced Hotel Chesterfield, N.Y.C., for student on Maine Day morning. take place on the campus a few days Mr. F. S. Bacon of the Westing- Dorms ; Dick Edes, Men's Dorms delegates. The registration fee is $5.00 In May 12. just before students and fac- before election day. The election will house Electric Corporation will speak Paul Treworgy. Fraternities ; Dean ulty begin work on the Maine in addition to rooms, meals, and car- Wilson and Mary Day be held on Tuesday, May 11, from 8:35 to the members of the student branch -Grace Tibbetts. A displa, projects. fare. Faculty and Administration; Mary a.m. to 4:45 p.m. at a place to be des- „of .AtolpEicE(,t1,Vterhisn edsida nalism stu The rules for the selection of may- ignated by the The yu,ssAiot:trilw1ill. be Weymouth, Off-Campus; Bernard Du- Mayoralty Campaign All seniors who Itinich at oralty candidates as announced by have met, or are in bay, South Apartments; and Edie the Committee, Opportunities in the Power Industry." press exhib committee are as follows: the process of meeting. rile State cer- Young, Organizations. tificate requirements for a secondary (..,0Svicioniitsonlerne A candidate for the Mayor of the the MCA gHtaorur n a r,n et ernrty, The campaign which is scheduled to shallrya school teacher, should register immedi- University of Maine campus , s an Keinnt pdienfgeat7dn be held during the week of May 3 ately with Miss Thelma Demont. varian Ner submit his name and the name of his • to move into the finals. through 7 is being conducted for the Join Committee Teachers' Appointment Bureau. 22 hibition is campaign manager to the chairman of He will meet the winner of the semi- purpose of establishing a permanent Stevens Hall South. There is no charge a better In this committee, Edward Cowles, fiuial Enitlaiotct hi.abetween Joe Oppenheim welfare fund from which Dr. Marion Sweetman and Prof. for the service. donations ings of the North Dorms #11, or to the office of Robert Ashman have been appointed by and will be made States. the Assistant to the Dean of Men Prof. Irving Prageman as members of Harold Marclen of Oak Hall has before noon on Tuesday, April 20. The Unii the Faculty Union Building Fund been elected president of the Dormitory sists of si Campaign Committee to fill vacancies Council to fill the vacancy recently theme of ' The members of the faculty cam- PAUL'S Press." It All MOC Members paign committee are: Thomas J. Ped- .:)eration of low, Marion D. Sweetman, Robert aided in th, Should Go Fishing Ashman, Albert M. Turner, Benjamin DEVELOPING See the finest department R. Speicher, Himy B. Kirshen, Esther which The MOC held a general meeting PRINTING prov Comegys, Irwin B. Douglass, Irving STOCK of SUITS explanati Thursday night, at which plans for H. Prageman, Frank M. Taylor, Louis the spring program were announced. and T. Ibbotson, Edith G. Wilson, Stanley in Eastern Maine Plans to give all club members a voice Nuneplat, M. Wallace, Dr. Geddes W. Simpson. ENLARGING in the election of officers were out- he sprionr . Prof. Ernest Jackman. lined. TED NEWHALL which is All MOC members are urged to part that th, bring their fishing and camping gear NI Photographer this state an back from vacation. Club members are PAUL ty. Photogr ORONO 0. 8171 Jon als are coml reminded that the MOC will make Bell's Bookstore re 55 PICKERING BANGOR arrangements for special trips if other 58 Columbia St.. Bangor, Me. SQ.., flows to and transportation is not available. "Land Under tention is Students wishing to join the MOC Heaven" ,,wn agricul may do so by contacting Morla Tim- The story of Aroostook cations, to I berlake at the MCA or John Stimpson by Pearl Ashby Tibbetts the progran at 108 Center Oak. $3.00 nalism. and , dent report lieWS for thi • when Blue and r K. E. TWITCHELL Maine HOME LAUNDRY are u SERVICE .1 the state'! Photostatic Work of All now operating on Park St., newspapers. Kinds one mile out 24 hour service Pauline Bros n. Prop. 97 Hammoxn Si., BANGOR At the su Ti. 920 Tel. 5345 the Army's ;art of the University campaign to come your 1 German , way... ages from a IIILLSON ACIIIMEMEIT _Fore 2 Most of tI For the seek of March 29. 1948 • 7:,,W will be iiress associa • To zations, and e have Rainroats similar to the sketch in and publishit BILL BRE1111 plains. stripes. and iridescent fabrics. Mod- .\ ccording ton this week In recognition of his efforts la '4ish flaring hack, detachable hoods. french ill be one presenting the students' problems colTs. puritan sities represe fearlessly and sithout hesitation. rollars are lint a few of the ;raduate Sc iflattering The recipient of this award is entitled to detail.. Sizes 10 to 40. lumbia Unii $2.00 PERSONAL CLEANING SERVICE exhibit on tl ABSOLUTELY FREE 12.98 to 25.00 late Joseph : New York HILLSON CLEANERS ji airnalism s 18 Mill Street Orono 647 Imp Bowdoin For Publi Maine deb College in tw RECORDS 127 APR.'48 — fame 3 it Friday evenil Largest Selection of Popular, Classical, Western, and Jima Records to the public In Northern and Eastern Maine Maine N% NIGNI Columbia Deeca Victor V(illmer and the Capitol-• Nlerrtor Nfaje.tic. rte. affirmati' Francis Bean MUSICAL INSTRI \VENTS The &bat Bought, Sold, Rented, Exchanged FREESE'S Lewis Oakes o South Stev, 01 I IIII;I) 1 I VINEWS MUSIC SIIOP 4 ii /I: SPORTSWEAR ',led for 7 :34 53 Pickering Sq. (Upotaira) Bangor The questi s,,lved : Tha r rnITICtit be