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Volume CXVIII, Number 24 Established 1856 Thursday, April 23, 1992 Diocese Relocates Father Frank Lane to Columbus Parish By Courtney Coughlin Introduction to European History, and he time. see it as a dichotomy. I see it as a very mentions that next year he will miss teaching Following his two years at St. Charles, compatible relationship. Ifyou interpret faith Father FrankLanc, who served for three considerably. he spent four years at the University of as ideology you would have problem, years as Gambier's Catholic priest and one "I love to teach. It has been great "Lane Innsbrook in Austria, where he received a otherwise there is no conflict" of Kenyon's history professors will not be continues, "Being at Kenyon has very much masters in theology. After teaching for a "Faith is a continuing, open experience returning to campus in the fall. The Catholic been a positive experience." period of time, he received a masters of of what we think is the divine mystery in our dioceses has evaluated the needs of various Looking back at his career at Kenyon, European History from Ohio State lives. It gives you personal as well as parishes, and has affords him pleasant University. He continued to study, and intellectual freedom and allows you to give selected Father memories. The achieved a Ph.D. also from Ohio State. that same freedom to others." Lane to be the Pastor community After his formal education was His advice to the students who he will of Saint Andrew's atmosphere and the completed he taught in an all women's high miss is to continue to be themselves, "Learn, parish in Columbus. support he has school for three years, he served for 1 1 years be open, and explore." He smiles as he " - Li 1 St. Andrew's is -- , ' w j-- gained contributed as the pastor of Saint thinks about his a large parish, to his Kenyon Anthony's Church in Kenyon experience, approximately4800 experience. "I really Columbus , then he "Faith is a continu- and about his people attend mass like the students. I continued to work longstanding career on the weekend. As think they are great. around five small ing, open experience as in the Church. He Pastor, he will also They are a very parishes and establish says, "It has its good, be involved with the bright and much needed adult of what we think is times and hard times. connecting intelligent group of education classes as the divine mystery It has been a very elementary school young people." well as other social interesting, consisting of 500 Apart from the programs. Previous to in our lives." rewarding life," he students and 20 Pffl students he says, his career at Kenyon continues faculty members. A v "The Chaplain's he was at Fort FaiherFrankLane thoughtfully, "You As a result of this l A office and the Benning in Georgia are not really in for time commitment, history department for a year as part of what you get out of it he will be unable to continue teaching. Father have been very supportive of me, also the his army reserves responsibility. yourself. You do the best you can for the Lane explains that the dioceses works with Catholic community has been very faithful, Regarding his position as both a common whole. It is a mixture of good and a limited amount of people and are forced to responsive, and supportive." religious leader and professor, he says the bad, and it comes out alright I have no make subjective decisions based on their Father Lane has been a priest for 25 two correspond rather than conflict. "I don't regrets." efforts to serve and benefit the Catholic years and has served a variety of positions community. during that time. He has spent time teaching Visit Weekend Introduces Class of f96 Father Lane began his residence at in high schools as well as St. Charles College, Kenyon in 1989. He explains, "I came only which was once in Columbus, but it is now By Kate Larson various parts of the country where on a part time basis and I kind of evolved closed. He attended St Charles himself for prospectives and their parents can meet and into full time from there." As a part of the two years after graduating from Ohio Over the weekend of April 11, the talk with Admissions staff and Kenyon history department he is the expert on the Northern University. He attended Northern Kenyon Admissions office held its annual alumni. history of Ireland, and has taught that class since it was 78 dollars a quarter, and because Visit Weekend for prospective students. These contacts are valuable since they as well as the history of the Reformation and in New York, where he was born and raised, S tudents who have been accepted to Kenyon serve to answer questions prospectives m ight Medieval law. This year he is teaching the there was no state university system at the stayed overnight in dormitories, sat in on have while making their decision, as well as Friday classes, attended a revue of various making the admissions experience friendly Kenyon singing groups, and participated in and personal. All prospectives who interview New Multicultural Affairs Center many other activities. here are given a card from their interviewer According to Admissions staff member, with a toll free number, and are encouraged Establishes Site At Dean Keeney's Eric Chambers, approximately 190 to call if they have further questions about prospective students visited Kenyon for all, Kenyon. According to Chambers, several Herman House Destiny Remains Undetermined or part of this event; and from all indications, students have utilized this system already. it was a great success. "The students were Chambers reported that this has been a given a huge dose of Kenyon, and a realistic hard year for admissions offices nationwide. By Stuart Luman kitchen is also more efficient. is more difficult to "get the class you Chaplain Foster stated the obvious view of what we have to offer." It now Chambers also said that seven or eight want" from theapplicantpool.because there The Multicultural Affairs House, to motivation for changing the site. "When students paid their advance registration has been a recent drop in the number of be instated for next year, has set their the opportunity presented itself, it was deposits while they were here, which was a students graduating from high school, due sights on a different location. Rather larger so we took it." very positive sign, since this number is to a decline in birth rates in during the than the Herman House as originally The change in location also changes usually around three or four for the weekend. 1970's. planned , the new student interest group the number of beds lost to the housing Currently , the Admissions Office is wailing Also, the ongoing economic recession house will be established at Dean lottery. If the Herman House had been hear from students who have made a final makes it harder for families to afford the Elizabeth Kecney's present house. chosen, four beds would of been lost. to on which college to attend in the high costs of Kenyon and other private Academic Advising, is With Dean Kecney's house to be the decision Keeney, Dean of colleges. However, he spoke highly of the home, leaving her multicultural center only two beds, the fall. purchasing her own prospective Class 1996, saying it is a roommate's, will Typically, students who attend of current college-owne- d residence open house manager's and a Prospective Weekend have narrowed their "great class; very dynamic, diverse, adn for this new purpose. be set aside. choices down to Kenyon and one or two enthusiastic." The number of applications The college house was chosen by Although the Herman House, since other schools. In the next few weeks, the was about the same this year as it has been in administration as the new site of the it is not to be used for the Center, may future Class of 1996 will be formed from the past years. Chambers anticipates that the Multicultural Affair House for a variety simply beretumed to the administration's pool of accepted students. Class of 1996 will number around 425 of reasons. First ofall, the house is larger housing lottery for selection next year, it Chambers and other members of the students, which is typical of most present then the Herman House. The larger size is still unclear as to what its function will Admissions staff are working hard to class numbers here. About 25 additional will allow the center to be available for be. encourage as many accepted students as students will transfer in as well. more students. Although the house has changed, the Kenyon. Personal letters contest to pick the name of the possible to choose from Kenyon seniors are being sent to these At this point, it is still not known how Another reason behind this decison Multicultural Affairs House is still in students, and they are also receiving phone many students will decide on Kenyon. is that the upstairs meeting room is better effect, and Chaplain Andrew Foster will calls from alumni in their area, as well as Chambers said that the Admissions Office in Dean Keeney 's house than the Herman accept suggestions until Friday, April, current Kenyon students through the "is very concerned with students making the House. Therefore Kecney's house is better 24, The winner of this contest will win a Association for Kenyon Admissions right decisions for themselves," and being suited for large gatherings, and the fifty-doll- ar gift certificate to the bookstore. phonathon. Receptions are being held in as helpful as possible in this process. OPINION page two April 23, 1992 Fulani Represents Dead End LETTERS TO THE EDITOR Last week Presidential candidate Dr. LcnoraFuIani visited us with her message of MULTICULTURAL CENTER. . . condemnation of the American political system, and prescribed herself as the solution. Fulani presented us with one of the most provocative lectures of the year. Her Gladue '93 Registers 'Disappointment' at Hayes major political parties forced on all ofus at the least a reconsideration criticism of both To the Editors: from the advisory committee currently are chosen. One practice that she opposed of the Way that candidates and thus leaders involved in developing the ways in which use of political action committee money. The solution she offered was the candidates I read with disappointment David the center will work, and his failure to wait in congressional races be forbidden to accept money from proposed that candidates Hayes's commentary about Kenyon's and observe a living, breathing, functional She also brought up a number of social issues and problems that outside their districts: Multicultural center. Mr. Hayes clearly center place him in an oppositional dealing like the condition of the lower classes. candidates need be with, chose an unfortunate analogy that of two relationship with multiculturalism which complaint was that neither the Democrats nor the Republicans choose Her major dogs sniffing each other to describe the threatens liberal education itself. It reflects in ensure that the interests of the rank and file constituents are their leaders ways that vital and critical exchange of cultures a general unwillingness to engage anything Fulani referred specifically toblacks and women and the underclass,; being considered. between people at Kenyon. At the heart of but a standard canon of thought, and systematically overlooked. She accused both parties of using the who she saidarebcing this analogy exist some basic myths about immediately assumes that the inclusion of disregard these groups and the issues that matter to them. In fact, same mechanisms to multiculturalism on this campus. any other material or culture comes at the that both draw their bases of power from "rich, white men." she said Mr. Hayes's argument comes at a poor expense of that canon, rather than Specifically, she accused the Democratic party of assuming support among the time in the brief history of the center itself. contributing to it significantly. African-America- n community and women when in fact issues ofrace, class and gender He obviously knows only what he reads In short, reading Mr. Hayes's letter were being raised by the candidates. She claimed that because the Democratic party not about in the Collegian. Further study would critically, those interested in exchange ofall reputation for being the party of blacks and women, and because they control has the indicate that those trying to shape the way thought must wonder what opponents of political organization within those communities, the Democratic partycan quietly make the center works have, at the core of their multiculturalism are afraid of. Mr. Hayes is anti-blac- k and anti-wom- an positionspartof thcirplatform withoutlosing their traditional interest, more than just a place for students right We are not dogs. And the exchange groups. Where the Democrats do this quietly, Fulani said, the Republicans are support to relax. Rather, through a wide variety of of our experiences should not be demeaned blatant; two are basically equally guilty. the programming, the center hopes to serve as a to sniffing each other out. Instead, it should , Unfortunately, here is where she oversteps the boundaries of constructive criticism. place of reinforcement for various cultural be seen as an important part of an inclusive Her campaign is designed as a way to prove a point to the Democrats about the people groups on campus, while reaching out to the education. The multicultural center will not who have voted for them in the past. When the Democrats do not receive those votes larger community. By engaging in the study simply be what we make it, but how we again in November, they will be forced to consider those voters' interests. She made it ofother cultures critically, students have the perceive it as well. clear that her campaign for the White House is based on her dissatisfaction, and not on opportunity to discover not only cultural any desire that she has to actually hold the office. She docs not expect to win, nor, she differences, but cultural similarities as well. Sincerely, said, does she particularly want to win. Mr. Hayes writes only about what he Matt Gladue '93 ; However, her proposal is based on the presupposition that both parties are identical. sees on paper a very rough draft of a plan Note: This letter should be considered my George Bush wouid win if the Democrats lost those votes. Fulani claims that this for thecenter itself. His failure to wait for individual response to the ideas presented outcome would be no worse than a Democratic victory, for she believes that both Bill specific statements of purpose and policy by Mr. Hayes. Clinton and Jerry Brown (and Jesse Jackson, for that matter) are just Bushes m disguise. This is where her position becomes suspicious. Not only is this untrue, but also, her Hayes' Letter Lacks Reasons, Says Hubbard '92 motivation for saying so is immediately questionable. She was extremely bitter and Center's. is defensive about the "attacks" that have been made on her candidacy (and independent To the Editors: than the Multicultural It bizarre his politics in general) by more mainstream politicians. She characterized herself as an if not fascinating that he would deride in to bi-parti- own experiences presumably order outsider to what she believes is a racist, sexist and homophobic san system, not I write in response to David Hayes'

mud-slingin- "criticizing" the multicultural show us that an unrelated approach must to mention one that is ruled by g. She then proceeded to engage in exactly April 161etter

African-American- use the Herman House. also produce such lamentable results. those kinds of activities, for example, by calling Jackson a sell-o- ut to s, of in addition to other incredibly negative statements. Hayes obviously believes the What exactly was his point then... that Fulani's criticisms of other candidates, her discussion of vital and pressing issues, Multicultural Center to be a "waste of Kenyon sucks no matter what you do? If this why? Instead any solid (or is correct I am perplexed as to why Hayes is ate money." But re-evalu- of V and her plea to the political scene this year for the eventual benefit of in his claim, still a student at this landfill which consumes evcryone-a- ll of this is reassuring to those voters who have been dissatisfied with the even weak) reasons support of candidates and thcircampaigns this year. However, her bitterness and hypocrisy about he merely rambled off an infantile string of all of our "good old times." hominem attacks via his disrespectful Also, Anthropology was, at in its the political system are both turn-off- s, and we as voters must question her motives. Even ad best if she is has pointed out specific problems with the system, to vote for her is to reject the 'dog' metaphor. infancy "over 100 years" ago, and to assert entire system. That done, Hayes seems to sadly take that multiculturalism is something that Written by Members ofthe Editorial Board note that "There were no good old days" in belongs only in an anthropology class is his four years at Kenyon, also proudly pathetically ignorant. HOME LESS NESS AWARENESS WEEK. . . declaring that his approach at learning Homelessness Awareness Week Declared a Success (though he leaves itunspecified) was different Robert B. Hubbard '92 . . To the Kenyon Community: ourselves to suffer, only compounds these WILLIAMS MEMORIAL FUND. On behalf of the Homelessness problems. I believe that those of us who Alpha Delta Phi Thanks Community forSupport Awareness Group, and those people in Knox slept out have not only a better understanding County who are currently homeless, I would of the amount of human suffering involved To the Editors: ofour chapter for a year, as well as upholding like to thank everyone who helped to make with being homeless, butare now motivated The Brothers ofAlpha Delta Phi would high academic standards. While Jeffs Homelessness Awareness Week a success. to make long term, perhaps life long like to thank the Kenyon community for its absence saddens us, our memories of his The weather was horrible, but there were committments to fighting this problem. generosity last Friday night at our annual achievements as an active brother ease the certain diehards who refused to quit, and it The panhandling we attempted to spring festivities. Through your support, burden of his loss. No less is the comfort we was their committment that helped to create minimize this year. Once we had established we were able to raise in excess of $250.00 feel as we contribute in Jeffs name to this a learning environment which I believe our presence and were relatively sure that for the JeffWilliams Memorial Scholarship worthy cause. Once again, thank you for benefitted the community. Last week we people knew our purpose for being there we Fund. This award is available to Psychology your generosity. managed to raise over $1,000 for the Knox tried to leave it up to individuals to make or Economics majors who integrate these County Homeless, which we delivered to unsolicited donations. In large parr the majors with another course of study. Jeff Sincerely, Interchurch Social Serviies on Tuesday. response to this was favorable, we managed was a 1983 graduate and served as President The Brothers of Alpha Delta Phi I would like to quickly explain our to raise a good deal of money even though motives for putting on the kind of the week didn't correspond with Parents' demonstration that we do, sleeping out and Weekend, as it has in the past. panhandling for donations. The purpose of Lastly, I'd like to thank a few groups Editors-ln-Chie- f: Dave Allan, Kelley Ragland the sleep-o-ut site is not to make the Kenyon and individuals whose contributions were Managing Editor: Amy Kover community feel guilty in any way, to point . I'd ; exceptional like to thank the PEEPS the News Editor: Courtney Coughlin fingers or to offend anyone. It is, in fact, set Expresso Lounge Crew; the Peoples Bank, Perspective Editor: Bertram Tunnell up more for the benefit of those who sleep especially Linda Allen, who counted all our Features Editors: David Frank, David Lilly out than for those who don't The experience change; the Village Market; ARA. On an Sports Editor: RyanHelft of sleeping out in cold weather without high individual level I'd like to thank Sarah Kane, Photography Editor: Allison McKnight, Margaret Rea tech camping equipment and with minimal Chris Patterson, Liberty Smith, Dawn Smith, Business Manager: Jennifer Stryker shelter is aprofound one. Those who slept at Peter Niemeyer, Caroline Jacoby and Advertising Managers: Kevin McManus, Jeff Thompson the site can attest to the fact that they really Chaplain Foster. If I've forgotten anybody, Circulation Manager: John Erskine Production Assistants: Tamar Gargle, Stuart Lurn an, Thomas Kelley didn't sleep at all. For the most part we you know who you are and I love you. Editorial Board: Dave Allan, Courtney Coughlin, Anne Duprey, David Frank, Ryan Helft, tossed and turned, trying to ignore the cold. extend sincere Finally, I'd like to my most Liz Kaplan, Amy Kover, David Lilly, Neil Penick, Kelley Ragland, Bertram Tunnell, Robert This experience serves to illustrate gratitude to the entire Kenyon community, Wcllman graphically to those who go through with it your donations and support are making a the hardship that goes along with being difference in the lives of individuals, and in The Kenyon Collegian is published every Thursday while the College is in session, except homeless. Without sleep and warmth one's making the world a better place. during examination and vacation periods. The views expressed do not necessarily reflect the mental functions are made dull, one's health views of Kenyon College. Yearly subscriptions are $25; checks should be made out to the weakens, and a kind of delirium sets in. Sincerely, Kenyon Collegian. We encourage letters to the Editors, which may be submitted through the Hunger, an element that we did not force Karl Bush VAX, or sent to the Kenyon Collegian, Gund Commons, Gambier, OH 43022. April 23, 1992 page three PERSPECTIVE Lenora Fulani Explicates Reasons for Presidential Campaign . . . -- 1 !..By Brianu Vannonir insulari and protected..... community to grapple Reverend Sharpton ofNew York. My initial, today's restricted political dialogue to with his or her own political, economic, and very mainstream, white, privileged reaction independent thought and independent Very few people or events in our lives social beliefs. Beliefs conditioned from our wasquite literally, "Ouch! Notagood name candidates has been discredited and ever actually challenge us to question our personal experiences, which in many cases to drop." Yet as Dr. Fulani articulated the suppressed by big money Democrats and belief systems. We shy away from situations here at Kenyon including my own have reasons she respected Reverend Sharpton the "liberal" political community. This which might force a been very much and why he holds such an esteemed position response to her effort at including other re-thinki- ng not only unlike the in the African-America- n community, I came voices besides those of privileged white of the issue at hand, v . " V'"T--' """1 experiences of the to understand and accept them as completely men in this nation's affairs is myopic and t , but also our larger . fT"" - v majority of valid. I now appreciate why an oppressed, self-servin- g. Every American, except apparatus of ideals, American citizens. politically ignored community would turn perhaps someone who would lose his opinions, and . Dr. Fulani's speech to a powerful figure who is not afraid of traditional monopoly on political power, conceptions of and the question-and-answ- er challenging the oppressors, a Figure who should and must welcome Dr. Fulani and acceptablebehavior. i period may be reviled and mocked by a very independent politics. Perhaps . the which followed mainstream, white, privileged media. The Kenyon community must take the withdrawal from knee-jer- provide much insight My initial, k reaction to this opportunity of Dr. Fulani's visit to re- such provocative into the fallacies and specific issue parallels the broader response examine our accepted and acceptable is a ' conditions 1 I misconceptions to Dr. Fulani's campaign as a whole. Dr. opinions. Our complacency before such "universal" human which we choose to Fulani challenges traditional American challenges can only aggravate the problems trait, or at least an believe. political doctrine. Her movement to open facing our nation and our fellow citizens. inbred cultural Dr. Fulani's phenomenon. We views appear radical Stage Femmes Illuminate 'Female' welcome the sense to us when we By Estes of safety and approach them from Justin recognize her, but she tells you something comfort which our mainstream about herself that you would have never This past weekend the Stage Femmes accompanies our ideology. However, known, like the Woman in "Scraps," a self-impose- presented Jane Martin's Talking With..., a character played by Becky Hamilton. And d Y if we consider Dr. V play consisting of 11 monologues, each it is both exciting and scary precisely because isolation into Fulan i and her words performed by a different woman. Stage you cliques, fraternities, . t from the perspective cannot fit them in. Each of the Femmes is a new organization this year ideologies, races and X of this nation's poor at monologues, whether they let you know a Kenyon, created "by women to promote the little about cultures. and oppressed, an the person or even a whole lot, work, talent, and ideas women." Talking informs is Last Friday night, Dr. Lenora Fulani, entirely different evaluation emerges. of you that this an interesting person With... then, is the perfect play for Stage here before you, and that there the New Alliance Party candidate for One particularly revealing aspect ofthe could not be Femmes' purpose. Not only does this play a whole play that could is President of the United States, visited conflict between these two perspectives capture what it put 1 1 different women on the stage over the about this person any more few Kenyon. Her appearance was one of those occurred when Dr. Fulani mentioned her than these course of two hours (by no means a small minutes that you do see them. rare opportunities for someone from a very close political and personal relationship with number considering the usual ratio offemale Some of the monologues were more to male parts in theater), but it does this in interesting than others, some more bizarre, Poison Director Discusses Intentions such a way as to bring home to the audience but all held your interest The only problem an acute sense ofsomething distinctly female I found, and it is purely technical, was that By Spencer! Parsons on the same theme, all inspired by the work one of French author Jean GeneL that does not see often on the stage. some of the monologues could have used This play is bold, not because of its all-fema- le more blocking. On the other hand, this play It's not often that a movie audience gets The film came to prom inence last year but because its format. made the most out of its props, both the to talk to the film'sdirectorrightafter viewing not only for its critical acclaim and the cast, of Monologues are a particularly difficult mundane (Alison Grippo, playing Laurie, it, but Kenyon filmgoers got that chance last awards it received, but for the fuss raised by structure to work with in a medium that is drops God-kno- ws how many "Clear Glass Wednesday when director Todd Haynes the radical right over its funding by the about watching dialogue. But,asisapparent Marbles;" the shock of hearing them hit the came to talk about his film Poison, National Endowment for the Arts. The Rev. title, Talking With... gets around this stage and roll for what seemed like forever, controversial for its depiction of Donald Wildmon alleged the film was in its difficulty by implicating the audience. The coupled with the knowledge that it signified homosexuality, after a showing sponsored nothing more than homosexual pornography, play is made up of vignettes; the audience her mother's death, stunned the audience) by Kenyon Film Society. He also held a a claim that is rendered absurd ifone actually gets to peek into each of these distinct and the unusual (a list that includes a cat, a discussion the next day during common sees it (Wildmon didn't). It is hard to say women's lives for 10 minutes while she snake, a scar, and many tattoos). Some of hour in Philomathesian Hall, moderated by whether this attention has helped or hurt the talks, telling you the audience a little about the more notable pieces, combining good Assistant Professor of English Richard film, but Haynes still expressed surprise at herself. Or maybe a lot. The idea is, 10 to performance and Martin's strongest material, Rambuss. the film's international success. 15 minutes is not a long time. And so, as were "Handler," performed by Margaret The subjects of questions ranged from Of course Haynes is no stranger to each woman introduces herself to the Emery, "Audition," by Amanda Neff, Haynes' artistic intentions to the film's conrtroversy. His first film, the critically audience, you witness another woman you "Rodeo,"byJennaCameron,and'Twirler," funding to his views on the Hollywood acclaimed Superstar: The Karen Carpenter were totally unaware of before, like the by Marie Schmukal. All in all, this was an Establishment and recent treatment of Story, a movie examining the ravages of character Big Eight, played by Jenna excellent second production from the Stage homosexuality in films such as JFK and anorexia with Barbie dolls portraying the - Cameron in "Rodeo." Or maybe you Femmes. Basic Instinct. As a gay filmmaker, he main characters, has been blocked- by the expressed some dismay at the protests Carpenter family from being publicly shown Two Rooms Focuses on 'Humanity1 alleging homophobia concerning these and in any context, even in hospitals and clinics these monologues that describe his situation other films, and stated that the Hollywood treating victims of the eating disorder. By Bertram Tunnell is augmented by the proximity of theactor to establishment is not necessarily homophobic, Unfortunately, itcan only be found in bootleg in Dempsey the viewer. Aaron literally almost touches but rather overly commercial: if there is videos. In any case, both the evidence on As the lights dimmed lower Sunday nights, a rare and the audience as he performed alone on stage. money to be made by films about gay life, screen and the individual behind these last Saturday and G.R.E.A.T.'s latest The cast as a whole had many admirable Hollywood will produce them. He talked haunting films suggest that Todd Haynes is stunning play began. Two Rooms by Lee Blessing qualities, as well as some m inor detractions. about future projects, most notably a film he possibly one of America's greatest production, was a pleasure to watch. In an age of mass The cast however worked together very well plans to direct about environmental illness, independant filmmakers. communication where we are blitzed with by keeping the dialogue alive in a play of an affliction that renders its victims allergic more information than one can possibly this magnitude. Director Beth Schacter and to nearly everything around them. The main absorb through the news and newspapers, Producer David Gold should be interest, however, was in the film everyone Two Rooms concentrates on a story that congratulated by being able to put together present had just seen. WOODSIDE could one of many you read about or see on and stage such a production. Emma Mead Poison is a remarkable film about Bed SBreakfast television everyday. was brilliant as Lanie as she took your hand society and monstrosity, told through three in its focus on and plunged you into the psyche ofa woman differentstories,labelled"Hero,Homo,and The play's strength lies the humanity of the individuals caught in a dealing with a catastrophic loss. MattRiggs, Horror." Each is told through the convention Located on State Route 308 at the situation beyond their control. The set, playing Walker Harris created a very real of recognizable cinematic genres, each with corner of Chase Ave. and representative of this, is the essence of reporter tom between helping Lanie with its own style and mood: "Hero" is a mock Woodside Drive. Three Bedrooms minimal so as not to be distracting to the her grief and using her story to further documentary abouta young boy'smurderof with two baths, very pleasant and audience. Michael Wells, played by Aaron himself. Heidi Geisert, playing Ellen Van his father; "Homo" is an often dark, gritty quiet. Ideal for parent visits. Derry is taken hostage forno apparent reason Oss did a commendable job with her first prison film about a convict's obsession with Graduation '92 and '93 booked. other than that he is an American in the attemptat stage acting. Aaron Derry'possibly a fellow inmate; finally, "Horror" istoth a Middle East. Lanie Wells, played by Emma had the most difficult role in that he was parody of and homage to 'fifties horror B Mead plays his wife half a world away in the alone on stage ninety-fiv- e percent of the movies, reminiscent ofsuch films as Invasion United States waiting for his return. time, and when there was someone else on the Body Snatchers, The Thing, or almost of The reality of the play is striking as this with him itis justa figment of his imagination. any early Roger Corman outing. Stylistically 427-271- 1 couple tries to preserve their hope in the bold and well acted, the three stories come void of communication between them. One These four pulled together to make the together through common ideas, if not 401 Chase Ave. of the strongest aspects of the play are the play happen and kept the air around them through narrative, and in the end each serves Gambier, Ohio monologues that Michael delivers in the electric. If you did not have the pleasure of not only as a successful story within itself, greatly. form of letters to Lanie. The strength of seeing Two Rooms, you missed out but also as one ofthree inseparable variations FEATURES pagefour April 23, 1992 Summer Send-of- f: Mud, Gus, John, Mary, Twister, ARA By Andrea Eckl promised. Following the Mud, Columbus will On Saturday April 25, Kenyon will be prove once again that it is the Midwest's up sending off summer with an all day and coming cultural mecca, when it's home celebration on Ransom Lawn , complete with based band The Epicureans, takes the music, games, and fine ARA edibles. Ransom Lawn stage in the twilight hours.

6-- 8 ) Summer Send-of- f is an annual Kenyon From p.m. the Epicureans will fill the L event which centers around the outdoor Quad with their own unique blendof musical performance of six musical bands. talents. Inside source to the music business, The noon to midnight festivities will Scott Griffith, describes the Epicureans as

open with Kenyon 's very own Pimentos for "white hot funk balladeers." 1 ' Gus. The trio will play until 2 p.m. when After four sets from Ohio based bands, The Lost Marbles from Columbus will take Face of Concern, from the southeastern the stage. The Marbles are not strangers to region of the U.S., adds a bit of geographic Gambier; this is their second consecutive diversity to the Send-of- f line-u- p. Billboard Summer Send-of- f performance, and they Magazine hails Face ofConcern as "riveting, have also performed various other 'gigs' with impassioned, alternative pop material, around campus including fraternity parties solid musicianship, and a sense of purpose and this year's freshmen orientation dance. that is palpable. As video-geni- c as they Ethan Wallison, former cohort of the come, these two women and three men have Marbles, when asked for a concise yet undeniable chemistry on stage." Concern

8-- illustrative description of the Marbles and will play from 10 p.m. under Gambier's their music frankly replied, "They're the midnight blue sky and define for confused biggest thing since Dylan." and curious individuals exactly what 'video-geni- c' If Wallison's analysis proves true the means. Marbles will be a hard act to follow, however In contrast to Face of Concern's one of Kenyon's more obscure band's, 'palpable purpose' will be the closing set of Electric Mud, is more than capable of John and Mary from Buffalo, NY. John and John and Mary finish Saturday night, 10 pjn. to 12 am. (Photo courtesy of Social Board.) answering the challenge. Mud will fill the4-- 6 Mary will bring on the midnight hour with p.m. time slot with their own funky their "gently flowing, acoustic-flavore- d feel good music just isn't enough fun. STD-fre- e game, 2-- 3 p.m. and 6:30-7:3- 0 renditions of familiar blues and rock-n-ro- ll pop." John (Lombardo) is a former guitarist For those who yearn to intertwine their p.m. greats. Guy Tino lead singer ofthe Mud has and founding member of 10,000 Maniacs, bodies, and put their left foot green, there The traditional volleyball net will be set some reservations about filling the dinner and his guitar will team up with Mary's will be a Mass Twister Tournament, up for those who wish to engage in other time slot for the Send-of- f. "We're going to (Ramsey) vocals and violins to produce complete with student emcees. A famous forms of vigorous play. And this year there try not to be a 'concessionary' band. We see across the lawns of South end a decidedly college physician was quoted as saying "It's will be a Dunking Booth for those former Cy this as THE big gig of the year, and we're "Maniacal" sound. the safest sex you can have without a Young award winners who wish to dunk going to do the kind of set that shows who Against the background of all this condom." There will be two sessions of this see SEND-OF- F page eight

we really are. The finale will be rip-roarin- g, musical talent, will be several organized as only we (the Mud) can do it," Tino activities to engage those individuals who Chasers Finish with Friday Concert ByMattGIadue good-by- e to some members who took a brief leave of absence from the tour, including s-gj'j- i i m several weeks Jenny "Everything I Own" Mullen, Kathy f After spending the past sa l in a room the size of a walk in closet in third Gauntner, and Jen Fisher. floor Peirce, the Chasers are ready to start The new talent has added some fresh By Spencer Parsons show all in one weekend. From about as far summer send-of- f with a bang. Their spring life into a group that has toured, recorded, opposite of Warner Bros, cartoons as is concert, this Friday at 7 :00 p.m. in Rosse and done local concerts in an almost endless The Looney, Looney, Looney Bugs Bunny possible, (andfrom Germany besides) comes Hall, should be full of all the zaniness that cycle. Said junior alto Rebecca Palash, "It's Movie Michael Verhoeven's (no relation to Paul normally accompanies the group's good to gig with the new folks. They come "Basic Instinct" Verhoeven) "The Nasty appearances. into it with a whole new feel for the groove How can you go wrong with a full hour Girl," starring Lena S toltz and Hans Reinhard Coming off their Tractor Tour of we're laying down. Look for Ben and of classic Warner Brothers cartoons by Friz Muller. Before you say "sounds like porn Cleveland this winter, the group spent its Michelle to bring something totally rad into Freling? Okay, the 20 minutes of new with subtitles," here is a plot synopsis: hiatus, interrupted only by several the stuff we do." linking material needed to yoke them all A student begins an in vestigation of her appearances for the admissions office, and a The Chasers plan to record their third together a spoof of Hollywood awards home town's Nazi past, and ends up by briefgig at the Owl Creek Review, arranging album in four years shortly after the gig, shows isn't all great, but itis worth putting uncovering ugly secrets that turn the a whole new batch of your favorites. While tentative titles for the follow-u- p release to up with to see the rest, a fantastic compilation populace against her. Once the town darling, members of the group refused to reveal any the triple platinum "Fifteen People Enjoyed of Looney Tunes, featuring some of the she is branded the "Nasty Girl" when of the set this week, insiders close to Chris Having You," include "The Chasers Dance Warners animation studio's best moments. reputations are ruined by the resurfacing Barth, Chasers President, and Amy Barker, Party 92" and "When We Sing, the World "Knighty Knight Bugs," "The shame of its history. Verhoeven won the Musical Director, were quoted as saying, Sings." Unmentionables," "Wild and Wooly Hare," Best Director A ward at the 1990 Berlin Film "Wow. We've never ever heard of such a and others are included in this feature length Festival for his treatment of the true story of controversial concert It will rock you, but Barth said, in fact, that this week's parade of hyperkinetic violence, cwazy Anja Elisabeth Rosmus. it will also make you think." Rosse Hall show might be the source of wabbit antics, and thpeech impedimentth. "The Nasty Girl" will show at 8:00 p.m. When asked to comment about these some live cuts for the album. "We like in Rosse Hall Friday night, and "The Looney, comments, Barth simply replied, "You'll Rosse, we like the acoustics. It's obviously The Nasty Girl Looney, Looney Bugs Bunny Movie" will have to wait for Friday. But it will be new. our home. And we love the fans. They're show Saturday in Rosse at 11:00 p.m. Different." In fact, it will be much different, the number one thing. It'd be good to The Kenyon Film Society is nothing if Madonna's "Truth or Dare" will be shown as the Chasers say hello to new members capture the energy of the live thing, because not good at choosing contrasting films to again tonight in Bio at 10:00 p.m. Ben Williams, and Michelle Beggiani, and it's so much more raw and out there."

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.ha vK"s I tVe I'M seen &fT No JuSC fefiN . ho . TOO HuH7 LH. 7 fill!) U i t - m metft i mm, WW April 23, 1992 page five FEATURES ASHES Sponsors Community Earth Week Activities By David Frank and stressed the need to balance economic development with environmental Three years ago the organization conservation. ASHES (Active Students Helping the Earth In addition to Earth Week, ASHES has Survive) was started to address political and organized several other activities this year. environmental issues . In past years, the Fund-raisin- g allowed them to send money group's Earth Week celebration has consisted to a family in Nicaragua and help rebuild a of a scries of lectures, but this year brought community center there. A section of an expanded effort on their part. Highway 308 was adopted by the group in I According to Leo Lopez, ASHES an effort to help control litter on the state . V ! coordinator, Earth Week started on April 1 5 route. TP ty with the planting ofeight trees at the Wiggin With money made from the sale of the Street school. On Thursday more trees were now familiar green mugs, ASHES was able planted at Mt. Vernon Habitat for Humanity to plant additional trees at Wiggin Street V houses. 1 Work at the Gambicr Community School. They were also able to build a green i Center consisted of the planting of eight house in collaboration with the fall Into The j trees and the use of 150 seedlings toestablish Streets volunteer program at the Gazebo ".J a nursery. On Friday they will sponsor an school, using a grant from the McKnight V "1 assembly with the children at Wiggin Street Foundation. ASHES holds an Earth Club and give each of the kids a seedling of his or once a week at the Community Center with her own to plant. local children. -- . 'w-- ; -A Accompanying these efforts was a ASHES has already begun planning Street School. Leo Lopez) lecture Professor of Biology Raymond tree planting and other events in conjunction ASHES volunteers plant trees at Wiggin (Photo courtesy of Hcithaus delivered last Thursday. He spoke with the Community Center for next year's Campbell AddressesAssault from Male Viewpoint about deforestation and his work in Costa Earth Week. Those interested in Rica He also discussed the upcoming environmental issues or Earth Week are Ro.n Campbell, a counselor and in American studies from Heidelberg College environmental summit in South America welcome to contact Leo Lopez of ASHES. specialist in the field of male sexuality, will and his master's degree in counseling, human present a lecture entitled "Sexual Assault: services, and guidance from Montclair State Houston Baker Headlines for GLCA A Male Perspective" on Thursday, April 23, College. He also studied in the doctoral at 7:00 p.m. in the Biology Auditorium. program in human sexuality education at the In Virginia, Campbell is a member of University of Pennsylvania. Black Studies Conference in Gambier the Lieutenant Governor's Task Force on Earlier in the day, Campbell will also By David Lilly the keynote address and plenary sessions, a Sexual Assault and the State Council of conduct a workshop for Kenyon men on vendor w ill be in Gund Commons on Friday Higher Education's Task Force on Sexual issues ofmale sexuality. Beginning Friday, April 24, Kenyon from noon until 7:00 p.m. to sell African Assault on College Campuses. He has will host the Great Lakes Colleges American paintings, jewelry, and other conducted more than two hundred workshops The evening lecture is cosponsored by Association's annual two-da- y conference in artworks. Also on Friday, a consultant from throughout the country, and he has appeared five student groups: The Academic and Black Studies. Drawing a wide range of the Newberry Library's Family and on a number to television programs, including Cultural Affairs Committee, the Greek participants from a variety of educational Community History Center will be in "The Jesse Jackson Show," and "People are Council, the LesbianGayBisexualS traight institutions, the conference will have the Philomathesian Hall to discuss his work, an Talking." Currently, he is director of housing Alliance, Promoting Educated Effective theme of "Black Studies, the Liberal Arts, African-America- n Composer from Anuoch and residential life at George Mason Relationships Between Students (PEERS), and the Conservative Reaction." In addition College will appear in the BSU Lounge and University. and the residence-hal- l house managers. to the visiting participants in the conference, lead a discussion of his music, and a video Campbell received hisbachelor'sdegree Information courtesy ofPublic Affairs. Kenyon professors Robert Hinton, Peter addressing issues of race and gendcrentitled

Rutkoff , and Ted Mason and students Evelyn "Body Beautiful" will be shown in the Ortiz and Luz Lopez will also participate. Crazier Center. The conference will begin at 1:00 p.m. Kenyon faculty and students will be Changing Faces of Kenyon on Friday with the keynote address given by actively involved in both days of the What do you think of the new Multicultural Affairs Center ? Houston A. Baker, Jr., professor of English conference. On Friday, Professor Ted Mason and Director of the Center for the Study of of the English department will address the Black Literature and Culture at the University first plenary session. Professor Robert of Pennsylvania and a prominent author of Hinton will present his paper "Significant books treating Afro-Americ- an issues. Other: the Construction ofRace and Gender Following the keynote address, there will be in the Films of Spike Lee," and Professor a plenary session and panel discussion Peter Rutkoff will lead a discussion about "I think it's great. It's entitled "Deconstructing Eurocentrism: the the issue of incorporating multiculturalism going to be a wonderful Social Construction ofReality ." On Saturday into existing curriculums. Students Evelyn place." an additional plenary session will be held, Ortiz and Luz Lopez will speak about their with the theme of "Building a Multicultural experiences in off-- campus programs. Julie Cerel '94 Campus Environment on Liberal Arts In closing, Dean Collins stressed her Campuses." All of these events are open to hope thatmembers of thecampus community the public. will take advantage of the conference's According to Dean Mila Collins, keynote address and plenary sessions. Those 5 coordinator of the event for Kenyon, the wishing further information about the conference will offer much of interest to the conference should contact Dean Collins' greater Kenyon community. In addition to office in the SAC.

"I think it's a good idea assuming that all cultural groups are included in it It's about time ." mwwh Chad Hessoun '94 109 South Main St, Mt. Vernon 7 (614) 397-957- 3

Breakfast Served All Day Evening Hours Beginning in May Reservations Accepted think it's kind of a cool that and Mother's Day Open Easter Sunday J Kenyon is doing something to Banquet Facilities Available erase uiai rvonuer oicau atmosphere." Separate Room for Non-Smoke- rs Shelley Wharton '95 Students Welcome Mastercard, Visa, Checks Welcome (photos by McKnight and Rea) SPORTS page six April 23, 1992 Lords, Ladies Tennis Head For National Tournaments

8-- 4-- 0 last 10 matches, By Scott Leder 1 in the championship match. Gustavas Zerck, all finished with records. Senior won eight of the their won the national Division III title two years Kathryn Lane posted a 3-- 0 mark and including recent romps over league rivals This past weekend the Kenyon Ladies' ago and finished runner-u- p in 1991. newcomer Eiley Patterson was 1-- 0. Ohio Wesleyan and Wittenberg. The two tennis team took a colossal step toward "We have the best regional competition In doubles, Coach Wardlaw used victories improved the Lords' record to 10-- 5 posting one of the most impressive seasons in the country," said Coach Paul Wardlaw. various line-up- s to win eleven of the twelve overall and 3-- 1 in the NCAC. in College history. "There will be four or five teams from our matches, including four by Bear and Brennen TheLords.defending NCAC champion, For the first time in school history, the regional who will advance to nationals. St Harbin at the number three slot. Brit Harbin have three more matches on the season. Ladies emerged victorious in the rugged Olaf and Gustavas will both be there." teamed with junior Lisa Weisman to win They will also compete in the NCAC

1-- 12-1- held 2 Midwest Regional Tournament, a From May 8 the Ladies will be at three matches. tournament, slated to be May at competition that historically includes Kalamazoo College in Kalamazoo, Michigan The Ladies' trip to the NCAA OWU. national championship caliber teams. This in an attempt to garner the College's first tournament will be their sixth in a row. The Seniors Bill Jonas and Devin Stauffer, year was no exception. Div. Ill national tennis title. Ladies finished as national runner-up-s in junior John Foster and rookie Ed Peterson, in the last two victories as Kenyon, now 16-- 1 on the season, did The impressive victories over the 1988 and 1989. sparked the Lords ' more than win the competition, they weekend bolstered the Ladies' confidence. On the other side of the court, the men s each won both their matches jn singles. The thoroughly dominated their opponents. Over As Wardlaw uttered, "The players now tennis team is playing with confidence, which Lords also went 6--0 in doubles play in the the weekend the Ladies compiled an believe they can win the national tide." translates into victories. The Lords have victories over OWU and Wittenberg. impressive 23-- 0 record in singles and an 1 1- -1 In Madison, Wisconsin, where the mark in doubles. Kenyon back-hande- d Regionals were held, the Ladies proved Augustana and the University ofWisconsin strong up and down the line-u- p. Senior Men's Lacrosse Looks for a Spark

8-- Lacrosse, 9-- 0, topped St. Olaf College 0 Stacy Bear, juniors Sara Fousekis, Brit at By Steve Corley an interpreter. and stunned Gustavas Adolphus College Harbin, and Brennin Harbin and rookie Katja The weekend roadtrip to Lake Forest, The Lords Lacrosse team has had a outside of Chicago, did not help the Lords trying week since the last instalment. record. Once again, motivation was lacking Women's Lacrosse Avenges Loss Wednesday's game against the Big Red of and the Lords hit the field not ready to play. Denison was a tough one for the Lords as The damp and foggy conditions seemed to By Scott Leder pounded Ohio Wesleyan for a 22-- 9 victory. Denison struck quickly and without mercy. indicate how the Lords were focusing on the Kenyon, 6--2 in NCAC play, scored After giving away a minute and a half man game as the Forester handed them a 12-- 4 Last week the Ladies' lacrosse team seven unanswered goals in a nine minute up opportunity to a turnover, the Lords loss. This game was especially painful for improved their record to 7-- 2 with two more stretch in the first half to all but eliminate proceeded to give up four unanswered goals. the upperclassmen who have seen Kenyon victories. The Ladies defeated Wittenberg Wooster's hope for a comeback. Atthe half, in its The score was 10-- 2 by halftime and ended better days. TheLordsbeattheForesters in a nail-bitin- g 11-1- 0 contest and rolled to a the Ladies held a comfortable 16-- 6 lead. 18-- 7. One bright spot for the Lords was a handily last year. victory over the College of Wooster 18-1- 0. Junior Kelly Raymond recorded a four point day for Junior Jamie Rantanen, Freshman goalkeeper Doug Scheftner In defeating the Lady Scots, the Ladies season-hig- h seven goak for the Ladies and netting three goals and an assist. played admirably in his first collegiate start avenged a 12-- 1 1 previous loss to Wooster. also assisted on three scores. Sophomore What happened to the Lords? Although despite the muddy conditions. The main In looking back, the Ladies probably recalled standout Cary' Loomis finished the day with Denison is an excellent team, the lopsided area of trouble for the Lords was offense. In how Wooster rallied for a 4-- 1 scoring edge five goals and one assist Rookies Shanyn score points to more fundamental problems. twenty one man up opportunities the Lords in the final eight minutes ofthat first meeting S treich and Emily Hopper, who have played "We failed to get motivated for the game scored only twice. If a team cannot put the to post the victory over Kenyon. But the remarkebly well for the Ladies lately, and came out flat. After their goalie denied ball in the net, they will not win. Until the Ladies were determined to not have a repeat contributed yet again. Streich scored a us of some high percentage shots, we lost Lords can produce goals on a more regular of the last game as the Purple and White personal season-hig- h of four goals and our confidence," one middie was quoted as basis I will have only bad news to write. scored a school record 16 goals in the first Hopper tallied three scores. Senior Alise saying. Confidence and desire speak very The Lords finish off the season with half en route to a decisive 18-1- 0 win over Shuart added one goal and an assist and loudly in lacrosse. The Lords seem to need games against Ohio State and Wooster. their NC AC rivals. newcomer Jill Ogawa recorded one goal to The victory over Wooster kept the round out the Ladies' scoring. Ladies in the NCAC title race. The Ladies The Ladies' goalkeepers had a fine day Crew Club Surpasses Expectations

shot-after-Wooster-s- trail conference leader Denison by two as well, as they turned away hot. By Jeremy Button achievement. games. The NCAC frontmnners clash on Sophomore Jaqui Perna However, the Lord's fears proved to be May 2, at 1 1 :00 a.m., right here in Gambier, stopped nine shots and senior Patty Latta On the weekend of April 10-1- 1 the unfounded.as they dominated thequalifying in the final game of the season. turned away six potential Wooster goals. brave andrighteous Knights, or Lords rather, heats en route to a spot in the finals. In the The Ladies tied the fourth highest goal Last night the Ladies traveled to the ventured forth on a quest for the gold in preliminary heat, the Lords walked away total in one game with 18 scores against booming metropolis of Richmond, Indiana West Virginia. Overcoming many obstacles from the competition, and placed first in the Wooster. The College record for goals in to battle the Quakers of Earlham College, of physics and a general lack of equipment two thousand meterrace with a time of 6.55, one game was set in 1987 when the Ladies (scores were not available at press-time- .) and guidence, the Kenyon crew paddled its a full eight seconds ahead of the closest boat way to an amazing fourth place finish in the In the finals, the Lords placed a Lords Ruggers Run Over Marion Freshman Novice event. Held at the respectable fourth out of a total of 1 9 crews, University of Charleston, in Charleston, rowing a mere hour after the club event. The West Virginia, the regatta was a showcase Lords fell just short in their quest for a

By Tiel from the row and and eight Mid-Wes- Arnot support second for the best in the t. Perrenial medal, finishing 1.3 seconds behind third man. Rookie Dave (What is Woody?!?!) powers Duke, Ohio State, Purdue, and place Purdue and 2.5 seconds off the pace of This past Saturday the Rugby pitch was Goldstien, Brent Iadarola, and Ryan Helft Marietta were among the teams slated to second place Old Dominion. a veritable Mecca for the sport as there were made up this fearsome trio of force that challenge Kenyon for the title. It might also be added that this boat at least thirty cars and seventy five spectators allowed the scrum to win almost every ball. Das Boot, led by senior coxswain Katie enjoyed beating both of the Duke on the sidelines. Three teams were The back line the with long four-ma- men's got job done runs Keating, and club founders Leo "El Topo" University's rookie n boats (stick to visiting: Youngstown St., Oberlin, and and an occasional pop kick that confused Lopez and Westy Faison lived up to the basketball Duke!). With this moral victory, Marion as well as the Columbus Club's Marion. However the only score of the half challenge. Rookie sensations Randy Davies Kenyon's crew club gained some much women's team. When asked about the came when the Napoleonic fly half chased and Jerem y 'The German" B utton provided needed credibility in its efforts to establish a enormous turnout, Bob (the New Zealand down a pop kick, sprinted through the legs the power and skill necessary to complete a reputation as an accomplished program. This All Blacks are coming this weekend, but of a defender, and deftly avoided a last solid crew. For three weeks after spring boat will remain intact for next year's races, I've got a big chess tournament so . . .) Voth second tackle. break, these five courageous souls prepared when it hopes to further its ascension in the answered, "Gee, teams usually come down Unfortunately, the Lord's secret weapon under less than favorable conditions for this world of crew. Hopefully, this showing in with Alzheimers the week we play them. Sean (Baby Face) Mcabe was never fully supreme test of oarsmenship. With such West Virginia will prove to the school and What are the odds it wouldn't happen again utilized as an up and under threat ,as there short notice and lack of experience, the potential supporters that the crew club is on this weekend?" Despite its lack ofsubstance, were no penalties called against Marion. Of Lords were skeptical of any great the rise. this was a creative excuse for Bob and so course this had nothing to do with the fact they had to give him points for that. that the day's rcf Middy Thompson had Any way, because of the scheduling been told that the game was supposed to be mix up, the Lords had the rare option of at Marion. Chief Executive Theodore PICNIC PUB choosing an opponent, so our fearless leader, (Wheels) Holder said,"I guess it would be yes the only athlete to wear elevator cleats, toomuchto ask of Bob to have one thing go 22001 Coshocton Rd. 397-068- 0 Lunch Buffet Daily 1 1 --2 --$4.95 picked Marion as the Lord's first opponent. right on any given weekend." Ethan's logic was that they had the only Kcnyon's Lady ruggers got crushed so Wednesdays-Keny- on Night captain that was any where near to him in there's not much to say about them. In the height, "and besides, they have really neat other men's game Youngstown St. 10 off food order with kenyon i.d. jerseys!" demolished Oberlin. Both teams were fairly Big -- Screen TV In the first half, the Lords toyed with bitter that there wouldn't be a third game Outside Covered Marion like a cat would with a mouse. For andso they didn'tstayforthe party. However Patio the first time this season, the pack the ruggers from Marion had no such qualms Proper ID required Visa and Mastercard Accepted overpowered the opposing scrum at will. and even overstayed their welcome by a few This was mainly due to the tremendous songs. April 23, 1992 page seven SPORTS The Year in Pictures -- .4 '

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Send-of- f these activities. A concession stand will be commuted from pagefour set up from 12-- 4 p.m. on Ransom Lawn. their least favorite friends, teachers, or And of course, at dinner time there will be administrators. the traditional ARA Picnic fare. Ice cream and snow cones will be available culinary accompaniments to all Pray for sunshine!

The Kenyon College Office of Development would like to recognize the merchants and companies that made donations to the 1992 Student Phonathon. Please support the businesses that contributed to the phonathon. WAmericaWst US SprinU THE MORE YOU FLY, THE MORE WE MAKE SENSE.

The Alcove Audio Wizard Balloon Express Boxcar Video Burger King Campus BP Classic Family Video Colonial Men's Wear Flowers For You Frankie's Pizza Friday Luncheon Cafe Friendry's The Gambier Deli Golden City Restaurant Herald's Appliances and Jody's Restaurant Kentucky Fried Chicken Electronics McDonald's The Picnic Pub Mavis Sporting Goods Scoops Shake & Grinder The Pirate's Cove Swanson Cleaners Two Guys Pizza The Shoppes Zolman's Car Wash The Village Market

Student Council Elections Completed

After a second day of

-- voting.enough votes were gathered c:jrLA- x ' V ' for the Student Council to tally and announce the winners ofnext year's You have to graduate don't leadership positions. magna cum laude to show Mary Merrill '93, who ran uncontested, was elected President everyone how smart you are. Just pY Amy King '93 won the newly

MuX Co-cha- ir rent from Ryder every time you created position of the of the reorganized Senate. Chad make a move, whether it's Withers "94, also unopposed, was across campus, across town elected as Treasurer.

i. 7r Shelley Wharton '95 ascended or across tne country. : .T'-V"-.- ft' HA.-'..- ' c to Vice-Preside- nt for S tudent Life, and Marc Lacuesta, another first-ye- ar student, was elected Chair of

K -- V 1 ! Z Board. In fact, as half the -- V T.Ti x i J fS r t,. o Social of You'll get exactly the Execuitive Committee will include members of the class of '95, other right truck with all first year electees include Nicole comforts you want Dennis as Secretary and Rachel Baer as Chair of Student power AC, steerin Lectureships. and amfm radio. Merrill commented that she felt enthusiastic about the new group, Plus, we have -- 7 and had no doubts about their everything-fro- m VI i qualifications. V mi - If"- "I think its great, I think that boxes to bubble wrap 6 nMfSrr v they may bring new things to -- to make the job easier. Council that we don't know about yet. And with this special "Since we have been having problems of apathy, I think its great discount coupon, you can V"- -- '" ,V. that they are involved and that they

, .. : w may help to the new class 'A&sh mmn rim7Q Trnii'iro movnirl k L '1 l. get tu involved as well," Merrillsaid. In a run-of- f election that economics. 1 became necessary when the only 1 WxYsrtA candidate for Vice President of Academic Life dropped out of the race, Phil Musser was elected to the position.

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