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DIALOGUE 34 Showcase BACKTALK 8 A Word in Edgewise 35 Last Call at Gladius 54 Business Profi le 9 A Wanda Wisdom Christmas Carol 35 Imperial Court of Minnesota 55 The Network 10 Letters Holds Fundraiser for Toys for Tots 56 LavenderMagazine.com Calendar 12 Queer As Folks 36 Calendar 59 Classifi eds 37 Legendary Chi Chi LaRue Hosts 60 Community Connection COVER FEATURE Annual Twin Cities Holiday Party 61 Dateland 14 Person of the Year: Daniel Boyer 38 Lavender Lens: The Atons 61 Cartoon: Trolín Holiday Fund-raiser 63 Consider the Source NEWS 39 Leather Life 64 Ms. Behavior 20 Big Gay News 66 Yellow Pages Advertiser Index 24 Behaving Bradley: Year in Review CUISINE 40 Off the Eaten Path ARTS 26 On the Townsend: Year in Review LEISURE 30 On the Record 46 Lavender Lens: Lavender’s Holiday First Thursday BAR 48 Get Outta Town 32 Advertiser Guide 51 Interview with Lt. Everett Morrow ON THE COVER 32 Bartender Spotlight on Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell Daniel Boyer. Photo by Sophia Hantzes
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6 LAVENDER DECEMBER 16-29, 2010 WRITERS IN THIS ISSUE
Meryl Cohn
Julie Dafydd
Heidi Fellner
Ed Huyck
Jennifer Parello
John Towsend
Bradley Traynor
Carla Waldemar
LavenderMagazine.com 7 DIALOGUE A WORD IN EDGEWISE
The Truth According to…Whom?” “And, ultimately, same sex-marriage is not true.” The poetess, thus circumscribed, was both an invalid and invalid. That “not true” has been nagging at my mind I also read that Mary Dyer was hanged in Boston in 1660 for re- since I quoted it in my last column. Brian Brown fusing to acknowledge the “true” religion. She held Quaker beliefs, of the antigay National Organzation of Marriage which the Puritans, who themselves had fl ed religious intolerance in (NOM) uttered those words. England, could not tolerate. Nothing is “not true” about two people wanting to Brown believes: “If gay marriage is allowed, then the state is es- join together as a family. sentially saying that my views on marriage…are equivalent to dis- Does Brown consider the marriages of little girls crimination….” sold by their impoverished parents to older men to be “true”? Similarly, the Puritans thought: “If there be Quakers, Congrega- Probably not, even in Brown’s cosmology, but if pushed, his an- tionalists are devalued.” swer summarily would be reduced to this tautology: “My defi nition What the Puritans—like Brown, like 19th-Century publishers, of marriage is true.” like many others—used as a strategy was preemptive devaluation. Over the last couple of weeks, in my reading, I’ve run across sev- Invalidate the seekers, render them nugatory, and fortify the power eral historical examples of the same reasoning used by the wealthy of your own beliefs at their diminished expense. and powerful to minimize and subdue others. It is imperative to examine the words of the world’s Browns. In- Lyndall Gordon’s Lives Like Loaded Guns, which explores the dysfunc- validation is a psychological and sociological “sending to Coventry” tional, litigious family of poet Emily Dickinson (1830-89), is one example. that can be used to deny the existing rights enjoyed by other Ameri- In Letters to a Young Lady, Reverend John Bennett admonished cans. It opens the door to legislation that would withdraw rights their Dickinson: “A passion for poetry is dangerous for a woman.” target already possesses. Dickinson’s friend, publisher Josiah Gilbert Holland, posited, “The In knowledge is strength—and a warning that our arguments genuine classics of every language [are] the work of men and not of wom- must be crafted and executed as carefully as Brown’s already are. en….women could not create ‘the permanent treasures of literature.’” E.B. BOATNER
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A Wanda Wisdom Christmas Carol
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LavenderMagazine.com 9 DIALOGUE LETTERS
Open Letter to the Minnesota GLBT Community but what really got me was its gets or who gives it’s love… Next year, the Republicans will have a majority in message: equality in love for it’s love) the gay community. I found the Friends say I’ve made all both the Minnesota House and Senate. Unless the Log lyrics on the artist’s website wrong choices Cabin Republicans have some legislative allies that are (see below). Tell me how love has its rules also willing to stand up against their base, we should I can’t think of anything Come from church with expect that two years from now, a state constitutional more relevant for our communi- righteous choices ty right now. The music video is And no patience for different amendment prohibiting same-sex marriage and/or its beginning to get coverage even rules legal equivalent(s) will be on the ballot. on mainstream media like USA What about how they are Today:
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DIALOGUE X QUEER AS FOLKS BY GEORGE HOLDGRAFER
Minnesota Freedom Band Marches in Holidazzle Parade CONTINUING A longtime tradition, the Minnesota Freedom Band has been marching in the Holidazzle Parade on Nicollet Mall in Minneapolis again this year. Now in its 19th year, the event got Æ under way November 26, and continues through December 19.
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Minnesota AIDS Project Observes World AIDS Day THE MINNESOTA AIDS Project (MAP) observed World AIDS Day on December 1 at the Mall of America Best Buy Rotunda in Bloomington. Jason Matheson hosted the gathering, which featured addresses by MAP Executive Director Lorraine Teel and Æ others on HIV prevention.
(From left) Minnesota AIDS Project Board Chair Patrick Troska; Mr. Minnesota, Toany Le; Minnesota AIDS Project Executive Director Lorraine Teel; host Jason Matheson; PrideAlive volunteer Bobbi Gass. Photo by Sophia Hantzes
12 LAVENDER DECEMBER 16-29, 2010 LavenderMagazine.com 13 COVER FEATURE
DANIEL BOYER PERSON OF THE YEAR
aniel Lee (Danny) Boyer embodied everything one could wish for in a “Person of the Year.” He passionately and generously was committed to his work and his community. His unexpected passing on June 15 at the age of 56 left a void in the lives of his family, coworkers, and friends—a circle, it seems, that included everyone who met him. Boyer worked for 10 years as a fi nancial adviser for Ameriprise Financial, all the while volunteering for myriad local organizations. People today still speak fondly of his open loving spirit, enduring selfl essness, and infectious laugh. While Boyer’s life exemplifi es the “It Gets Better” promise, it was not always easy for a gay youth and man, the third of four siblings, growing up in a small Michigan town. DIn a 2008 Lavender interview, Boyer told writer Terrance Griep, “I didn’t come out till I was in my early 30s. Having been raised Catholic, and the culture I grew up in, the environment was not supportive of anyone gay or lesbian….In fact, it would have been dangerous to come out when I was in high school….I feared rejection from friends, from family, from society. I feared the idea of not being in a marriage and having children….Coming out was like a rebirth for me. It was my renaissance. It was truly amazing.” Boyer’s sister, Mary Anne Putt, recalls, “Though I had suspected my brother was gay, hearing it was a great shock. My Dad had already died, which was better, as I really don’t know how he would have taken this news. My sister and I traveled to [Danny’s] home in Lansing within days of his telling us. I remember how calm he was, as
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"HE WAS THE MODEL OF THE DIFFERENCE THAT A SINGLE PERSON CAN MAKE. I USED TO SAY TO DANIEL THAT IF WE COULD MAKE 100 CLONES OF HIM, WE COULD TRANSFORM THE COMMUNITY OVERNIGHT." he fi elded all our questions. he shared, “My Mom died this past March. My Mom had dementia “I shed many tears during that meeting, as I feared my brother and2 Alzheimer’s disease for the last 10 years of her life. But when she would forever be rejected and belittled in society. Coming out in the was fi rst diagnosed, she took it upon herself to write a letter to each ’80s was a diffi cult time. But I gained such understanding of what it of her children to open after she died. In my letter, she talked about means to be gay. I asked him, ‘Can you change it. Is it a choice?’ And how she respected the courage I’ve had in my life, being an out gay he said, ‘No, why would I choose to never be able to have a traditional man. I can’t even express, truly, how powerful a gift that is for me!” family with children? Why would I choose to be ridiculed by society?’ Susan Cogger, PFund Director of Development and “He went on to live his life in such a dignifi ed manner. So many Communications, describes Boyer’s bond with his mother: “Daniel of his past, present, and future friends came to respect him for the had her come live with him, and brought her to events, or chose person he was. The fact that he was a gay man did not defi ne him. not to go if she couldn’t make it. Daniel adored his mother, and was How he lived his life was what defi ned him from that point on.” committed to her—the true measure of his humanity, his warmth, Laura Smidzik, former Executive Director of Rainbow Families and the caring human being he was.” says, “I think the slogan ‘works well with others’ must have been From the very fi rst, Putt remembers, “The most important thing created for him. Daniel was so genuine, and his values mirrored his to Danny was family. No matter where he lived, he would always actions. If you were an organization that received fi nancial support make the extra effort to attend all the family celebrations. He from Daniel, then you probably benefi ted from some of his volunteer especially enjoyed his four nephews [two from each sister], and took hours as well. great pains to send [each one] just the right book, as he so enjoyed “Once, when he received an award, I was to introduce the next reading himself. winner. Daniel made such a gracious acceptance speech. He spoke of “He continued with those same traditions with the arrival of his his mother, and how infl uential she was in his life. He was so sincere, grandniece, Anna [Tews], and grandnephew, Dain [Putt]. When we happy, and genuine as he spoke. He struck such a deep chord in me fi rst entered his offi ce in Minneapolis after [his death], there were that as soon as I got the microphone, I said, ‘Daniel, if my sons end up only two pictures on his desk: Anna and Dain. He had so much love being even close to the man you are today, I will be so proud.’” to give others, and lived his life doing just that. He would have so Boyer’s mother, Margaret, was always proud of him, and in 2008, loved to be able to have his own children.”
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"THAT LAST CONVERSATION TOUCHED ON EVERYTHING THAT WAS IMPORTANT TO DANIEL: FRIENDS, FAMILY, VOLUNTEERISM, AND FOOD. WHAT A RICH LIFE!”
Open Arms of Minnesota Executive Director Kevin Winge notes, model of the difference that a single person can make. I used to say “The last time I saw Daniel was at a fundraiser for Open Arms a few to Daniel that if we could make 100 clones of him, we could transform weeks before he died. Earlier that day, he had brought his young the community overnight.” cousin to see our new building. As he was leaving that night, he Boyer’s sister, Jane Niedzielski, recollects, “Dan and I were very said how excited he was for her to see some of the projects he was close growing up—something of kindred spirits, and both small for involved with. We made plans to have lunch at a new restaurant. our age. Sometimes, we were mistaken for twins. As his ‘twin,’ I can tell That last conversation touched on everything that was important to you he was the better half—gentler, more thoughtful, more sensitive. Daniel: friends, family, volunteerism, and food. What a rich life!” “When we were about 9 or 10, the parochial grade school we Tim Marburger, Director of Fundraising and Special Events attended went on half-day sessions. Consequently, we had to empty at The Aliveness Project, observes, “He was always so kind, and out our desks, and carry everything home every day. Dan would remembered people in many different ways. At the birth of a child, frequently carry both of our book bags, even though I was older, and Daniel had a tree planted in their honor. Daniel had a great love of we were both about the same size. That’s the essence of Dan, from food and fellowship. His smile and distinctive laugh enriched us all. childhood on into adulthood. He gave a lot with a truly open heart, Echoing Winge, Marburger adds, “He never did anything halfway. and never expected much in return. Daniel was everywhere in the community. If you didn’t see him at a David Muschenheim, Boyer’s close friend and coworker, also with fundraiser for The Aliveness Project, or Open Arms, or the Human Ameriprise Financial, reveals, “Daniel had a lot of passions. Daniel Rights Campaign, you would run into him at a Gay Men’s Chorus loved all kinds of food. His recipes were one of his prized possessions. concert. And when he wasn’t supporting virtually every LGBT Shortly after he moved to the Twin Cities, someone broke into organization in town, he was out at a venue listening to music, or his home, and took his recipe box. He was heartsick. Decades of trying a new ethnic restaurant. accumulated recipes were stolen. He spent years rebuilding the “It seemed that everyone Daniel met became a friend. He was the collection, hunting down friends who may have had copies of
1 Daniel Boyer and his Mom, Margaret • 2 Daniel Boyer's sisters, Jane Niedzielski and Mary Anne Putt, with his cat, Meow • 3 Daniel Boyer with his grandniece, Anna Tews. Photos Courtesy of Daniel Boyer's Family
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“DANIEL LOVED HIS LIFE, AND HE MADE SURE THAT HE TOLD THE PEOPLE HE LOVED AND RESPECTED WHY HE LOVED AND RESPECTED THEM—A RARE THING IN THIS WORLD."
his favorites, and working with family to get back what he had lost.” over the board, but universally soulful. His music collection was as In the future, Muschenheim is planning to publish a book of important to him as his recipes. Boyer’s recipes. “Everyone knows that Daniel was charitably inclined, but it Muschenheim points out, “Daniel was far and away the most was only after he passed, and I was helping Daniel’s family [with charitable person I have ever known. He was able to tie his love his papers] that I realized how deep this ran. I found receipts and of food to his good works by cooking for a group of men in one of solicitations from nearly a hundred charities, and a box containing The Aliveness Project homes on a monthly basis. He knew that they receipts from many more. There were perhaps a dozen charities regularly were fed the easy staples that most people think of when that Daniel was involved with directly over the years, but there were bringing food. Daniel would inquire about what they liked, and put dozens more that he supported fi nancially. together a whole meal around a specifi c cuisine or theme. It was a “Daniel loved his life, and he made sure that he told the people he priority for him, and I think the people he served knew that.” loved and respected why he loved and respected them—a rare thing Clare House Events Manager/Community Outreach Lee Haugee in this world. His sincere gratitude manifested itself in every aspect explains, “In 2004, Daniel purchased an item from our Friends Dining of his life, and resulted in his success in business and as a leader in with Friends online auction. He immediately signed up to donate his community.” dinner once a month at one of our care homes, Agape Dos. For seven Comments like the following are the norm: Loretta Worthington of years, our four residents looked forward to his night. The food was Rainbow Health Initiatives remarks, “Daniel was supportive, serious, wonderful, but more importantly, Daniel became a friend, too.” funny, and charming.”; Smidzik states, “Daniel had an unlimited Muschenheim relates, “Another facet of Daniel was his love ability to give.” of music. Daniel did not own a television. His entertainment was Putt sums up her brother this way: “Danny grew up in the shadow primarily music. He saw live music at least a half-dozen times a of two older sisters. But today, those two sisters are so proud to stand month, and knew every venue in town, and was always on the prowl in the shadow of the fi ne man our brother had become.” for great live performances. He had excellent eclectic taste. It was all E.B. BOATNER
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BIG GAY NEWS
NATIONAL IOWA REPUBLICAN HOPES TO BE FIRST OPENLY GAY PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE Radio Iowa reports that retired politi- cal consultant Fred Karger hopes to be the fi rst openly gay presidential candi- date. And he’s a Republican. He recently spent $100,000 to run a 90-second com- mercial about himself on FOX News in seven different Iowa media markets. He told a news conference in Des Moines in November that he wants to emulate candidates like Shirley Chisholm. Karger stated, “I’m a fi ghter. I’m fi ghting for mil- lions of people around this country who are members of my community and so many others who are deemed second- class citizens.” Calling himself an inde- pendent Republican, Karger noted, “I think the Republican Party has moved so far away from mainstream America that it is losing tremendous support—people like me.” ILLINOIS-LEGISLATURE- APPROVED CIVIL-UNION MEASURE HEADS TO GOVERNOR According to the Chicago Tribune, same-sex civil-union legislation passed the Illinois Legislature. It now heads to Governor Pat Quinn, who’s expected to sign the measure into law. The Illinois Senate voted 32-24 in favor, following House approval. Under the legislation, same-sex couples would gain several state-level marriage benefi ts. VIRGINIA LAWMAKER CLAIMS PAT-DOWNS PART OF “HOMOSEXUAL AGENDA” WTOP reports that Virginia Repub- lican lawmaker Eugene Delgaudio sent a controversial e-mail to members of a conservative nonprofi t, calling the Trans- portation Security Administration (TSA) nondiscrimination hiring policy a “Gay Bill of Special Rights.” Delgaudio said, “That means the next TSA offi cial that gives you an enhanced pat-down could be a practicing homosexual secretly getting pleasure from your submission.” He also wrote to donors that Congress’s “homo- sexual agenda” will lead to “men hand-in-
20 LAVENDER DECEMBER 16-29, 2010 LavenderMagazine.com 21 hand skipping down to adoption centers to ‘pick out’ a little boy for themselves.” NEW JERSEY ATTORNEY GENERAL SAYS SCHOOL BOARD ALLOWED GAY-STUDENT BULLYING According to NBC, New Jersey Attor- ney General Paula Dow has announced that fi ndings from a state investigation show the Emerson School Board was responsible for allowing antigay bullying against one student to persist for at least six years. The fi ndings cite numerous complaints by parents to school offi cials, but add that the school did little to follow up with parents of the children accused of bullying. Eventually, the student’s parents took him out of public school, and home- schooled him. The fi ndings are only pre- liminary, and the case now moves to con- ciliation. If that process fails, it would go to an administrative law judge for trial.
WORLDWorld KENYA’S PRIME MINISTER THREATENS GAY ARRESTS The BBC reports that Kenyan Prime Minister Raila Odinga made comments indicating his government would arrest gays and lesbians caught engaging in homosexual acts. He stated, “We will not tolerate such behaviors in the country. The constitution is very clear on this is- sue, and men or women found engaging in homosexuality will not be spared.” After criticism from gay-rights activists, Odinga explained he only was saying that the country’s constitution bans same-sex marriages. In Kenya, homosexuality is punishable by up to 14 years in prison. HUNDREDS MARCH IN DELHI’S GAY PARADE According to the Associated Press, hundreds sang, danced, and marched their way through the Indian city of Delhi in late November in its third Gay Pride parade. GLBT and allied marchers carried fl ags and signs along the parade route. Sunil Gupta told reporters, “It’s a celebration of the fact that the communi- ty is here, and it’s not a kind of complain- ing parade. I guess underneath it, there is a kind of quiet demand for rights in various areas, but today is really just about a celebration.” WRITTEN & COMPILED BY BRADLEY TRAYNOR
22 LAVENDER DECEMBER 16-29, 2010 LavenderMagazine.com 23 NEWS BEHAVING BRADLEY BY BRADLEY TRAYNOR ✓ YEAR IN REVIEW Top 10 News Stories of 2010
From the tragedy of teen suicides to the Campaign to make an in-kind contribution to also found that the state violated Gill’s equal- victory of marriage legislation, here is a look proequality candidates, a number of people protection rights by denying him the right to at 10 of the top GLBT news headlines for called for a boycott of Target stores. adopt his foster child. 2010, as reported on BigGayNews.com. ✓ ANTIGAY BULLYING, TEEN ✓ THREE IOWA JUSTICES REMOVED ✓ FEDERAL COURT DECLARES SUICIDES, AND IT GETS BETTER AFTER GAY MARRIAGE RULING CALIFORNIA’S PROPOSITION 8 The issue of antigay bullying made head- Iowans voted in November to remove UNCONSTITUTIONAL lines this year, following a rash of highly- three of the state’s Supreme Court justices, In August, US District Judge Vaughn publicized teen suicides. The resulting pub- following the court’s ruling last year that le- Walker overturned California’s Proposition lic outcry led to the creation of the It Gets galized same-sex marriage in the state. The 8, which banned same-sex marriage in the Better Campaign. More than 5,000 people, vote marks the fi rst time Iowa voters have state. In his 136-page ruling, he held that the including celebrities and even President Ba- removed a Supreme Court justice since the marriage ban violates the US Constitution’s rack Obama, participated in the campaign by current system began in 1962. Gay marriage guarantees of equal protection and due pro- fi lming video clips on YouTube. opponents spent hundreds of thousands of cess. Walker wrote, “Proposition 8 fails to ad- dollars on the campaign. vance any rational basis in singling out gay ✓ LAVENDER OUTS ANTIGAY PASTOR men and lesbians for denial of a marriage The Lutheran pastor who suggested ✓ GAY MARRIAGE LAW TAKES license.” Supporters of the ban immediately a 2009 tornado strike on a Minneapolis EFFECT IN MEXICO CITY fi led an appeal with the 9th US Circuit Court church was God’s judgment because of its Mexico City’s same-sex marriage law, of Appeals. position on same-sex clergy was himself a passed by the City Assembly in December member of a confi dential support group for 2009, took effect in the country’s capital city ✓ FEDERAL JUDGE STRIKES DOWN men with “homosexual desires.” A Laven- in March. The legislation allows gays and DON’T ASK, DON’T TELL der Magazine cover story in June by writer US District Judge Virginia Phillips set John Townsend alleged that Reverend Tom lesbians to marry and adopt children. Mexi- forth a decision in September that the mili- Brock, Pastor of Hope Lutheran Church in co City becomes one of the fi rst jurisdictions tary’s ban on openly gay troops was uncon- Minneapolis, regularly attended Faith in in Latin American fully to recognize same- stitutional. She ruled that the ban violates Action, a Catholic support group for people sex marriage. the US Constitution’s First and Fifth Amend- attracted to members of the same sex. After ment rights of gays and lesbians. Log Cabin a brief leave, he returned to his job at Hope, ✓ PRESIDENT SIGNS ARGENTINA’S Republicans brought the case that led to telling the Associated Press he’s not gay, GAY-MARRIAGE LAW the ruling. She issued a stay that effectively and never has had sex. Argentina’s President, Cristina Fernandez, ended the ban. The stay ultimately was lifted signed landmark legislation in July making pending an upcoming appeal. ✓ FLORIDA APPEALS COURT the country the fi rst in Latin America to legal- UPHOLDS GAY ADOPTION ize same-sex marriage. She said at a signing ✓ TARGET CONTRIBUTION CAUSES Florida’s state ban on adoptions by gas ceremony, “Today, we are a society that is a CONTROVERSY and lesbians was struck down this year. Fol- little more egalitarian than last week.” Target made headlines following a con- lowing the ruling, Florida Governor Charlie troversial $150,000 contribution to MN Crist said the state will stop enforcing the ✓ ILLINOIS-LEGISLATURE- Forward, a group that supported antigay Re- law. Frank Martin Gill, an openly gay foster APPROVED CIVIL-UNION publican Minnesota gubernatorial candidate parent who was denied an adoption applica- MEASURE HEADS TO GOVERNOR Tom Emmer. Target CEO Gregg Steinhafel tion because he was gay, originally brought Same-sex civil union legislation passed ultimately apologized in an e-mail for offend- the case. Circuit Judge Cindy Lederman the Illinois Legislature in December. Under ing some of the corporation’s employees over concluded that gays and lesbians were equal the measure, which is scheduled to take ef- the contribution. Following Target’s refusal to heterosexual parents in their ability to fect in July 2011, same-sex couples would to honor a request from the Human Rights provide healthy child rearing. The court gain several state-level marriage benefi ts.
24 LAVENDER DECEMBER 16-29, 2010 LavenderMagazine.com 25 ARTS ON THE TOWNSEND BY JOHN TOWNSEND
(Clockwise from left) Loring Yenor. Photo Courtesy of Cardinal Theatricals • Black Pearl Sings. Photo by Ann Marsden • Women's Minyan. Photo by Sarah Whiting YEAR IN REVIEW
Best Productions Theater Event of the Year (Large 1. M. Butterfl y, Guthrie Theater House) 2. A Streetcar Named Desire, The Great Game: Afghanistan, Guthrie Theater London’s Tricycle Theatre at Guthrie Theater 10 3. Dancing at Lughnasa, Torch Theater Theater Event of the Year (Small 4. , Gremlin Theatre The Homecoming House) 5. Evita, Theatre Latte Da Fresh Five Series, 20% Theatre Com- 6. A Few Good Men, Urban Samurai pany Twin Cities at Bedlam Theatre Productions 7. Eclipsed, Frank Theatre Theater Artist of the Year 8. The Master Butchers Singing Peter Rothstein, Director, Club, Guthrie Theater M. Butterfl y, Guthrie Theater, & 9. Traveling Light, Theatre Pro Evita, Theatre Latte Da Rata Best Revival 10. (3-way tie) Fierce Love: Stories of Black Gay , Workhaus The Music Lovers Life, Unity Black Pride Collective Rent, Cardinal Theatricals Best Ensemble Women’s Minyan, Minnesota Robin Hood, Children’s Theatre Jewish Theatre Company 20
26 LAVENDER DECEMBER 16-29, 2010 LavenderMagazine.com 27 (Clockwise from left) The Mystery of Irma Vep. Photo by Ann Marsden • Dancing at Lughnasa. Photo by Ann Marsden • Michele!. Photo by Jesse Doughty • Bent. Photo Courtesy of Candid Theater and Matthew Garrison
Oldest Story in the World, Theatre Best Performance Art Best Supporting Actor Best Sound Designer Novi Most (tie) David Coral, My Name is Asher Lev, Dixie Treichel, Medea: A Noh Play Nora Montanez, Expecting Isabel, Persephone: Reign of Fire, Infi amatti Minnesota Jewish Theatre & 10 Virgins; Theatre Unbound, Theatre Unbound, & Strike/Slip, Fire Circus The Keys Experiment, Red Eye Nimbus Theatre The Polish Pugilist, Catterton Best Supporting Actress Theater & Artery 2010 Dario Tangelson, The House of the Productions Stacia Rice, Queens of Burlesque, Spirits, Mixed Blood Theatre History Theatre, & A Streetcar Best Playwriting Kinaundre Lee & Lorin Yenor, Rent, Best Director Named Desire, Guthrie Theater Kevin Anthony Kautzman, Iris, Red Cardinal Theatricals Harry Waters Jr., Fierce Love: Eye Theater & Artery 2010 Stephen Yoakam & Michelle Stories of Black Gay Life, Unity Best Solo Performance Barber, Who’s Afraid of Virginia Black Pride Sheila Regan, The Keys Experiment, Best Shows from Out of Town Woolf?, Jungle Theater Red Eye Theater & Artery 2010 Hotel Modern’s The Great War, Joshua James Campbell, The Glass Best Choreographer Walker Art Center Menagerie, Jungle Theater Michael Matthew Ferrell, Evita, Funniest Performance & Best August Osage County National Tour, Nathan Cristopher, The Music Theatre Latte Da Comedy Revue Ordway Center for the Performing Lovers, Workhaus Collective Janet Paone as Marcus Bachmann Arts John Lilleberg & Melanie Best Actor (Musical) & Michele! The Musical Bachu- Wehrmacher, Iris, Red Eye Theater Eric Webster, City of Angels, manntary, FUNauthorized Best Music Director & Artery 2010 Bloomington Civic Theatre Productions Denise Prosek, Evita, Theatre Patrick Scully, Thrive!: 25 Years of Latte Da Living Positive, Patrick’s Cabaret Best Actor (Nonmusical) Best Crossgender Performance Ricardo Antonio Chavira & Brian Andrew Long, M. Butterfl y, Guthrie Randy Reyes, M. Butterfl y, Guthrie Best Music Score Keane, A Streetcar Named Desire, Theater Theater Eric Mayson, Iris, Red Eye Theater Guthrie Theater & Artery 2010 Joseph Scrimshaw, Dudley: Rigged Best Actress (Musical) Best Androgynous Performance for Laughter, History Theatre (tie) Julie Ann Nevill, 10 Virgins, Notable Original Musical Collabo- Peter Hansen & Sarah Agnew, Crystal Fox, Black Pearl Sings, Theatre Unbound rations Dollhouse, Guthrie Theater Penumbra Theatre Madame Majesta’s Miracle Jeremey Catterton, The Polish Zoe Pappas, Evita, Theatre Latte Best Set Designer Medicine Show, Interact Center Pugilist Da C. Lance Brockman, Black Pearl 515, Flower Shop Project Ensemble, Yellow Face, Mu Sings, Penumbra Theatre Performing Arts Best Actress (Nonmusical) Extraordinary Performances Sherwin Resurreccion, Cowboy Gretchen Egolf, A Streetcar Named Best Costume Designer Peter Beard & James Napoleon Versus Samurai, Mu Performing Desire, Guthrie Theater Matthew J. LeFebvre, The Mystery Stone, Bent, Candid Theater Arts of Irma Vep, Jungle Theater Erik Hoover & Billy Mullaney, The
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Body Talk ROBYN Robyn’s 2010 trilogy ends with a sort-of compilation of the past mixed in with the new. The set, which includes fi ve songs each from Parts 1 and 2, tosses in fi ve brand-new tracks. Unless you need the complete set, this one will serve you fi ne. The former teen pop star has hit the charts hard in 2010, being a real highlight in a year dominated by music that has been terribly tacky, utterly bland, or both—hey, Ke$sha, enjoying your 15 minutes? The latest single, “Indestructible,” continues Robyn’s hot streak for the year. It shows a bit more pop than the hard-edged disco she made earlier in the year. That sense of pop continues through the new tunes, which may give us an idea of where she’s going in the future. For the past, all the joys from the early releases are here, from “Fembot” to “U Should Know Better” to “Don’t Fucking Tell Me What to Do.”
Gold: Greatest Hits The Ladykiller My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy ABBA CEE LO GREEN KANYE WEST Confession time: The fi rst album I ever bought Cee Lo Green’s “Fuck You” was the viral single The ego has landed for album number fi ve. Af- was a copy of ABBA’s Greatest Hits, Vol. 2. May- of the summer—and an absolutely brilliant use ter a couple of years of publicity and contro- be I was sending signals to myself, but while of obscenity. The clean version, “Forget You,” versy—mainly fake controversy, but, hey, TMZ my elementary school classmates were digging just doesn’t cut it, because so much of the and the like need something to talk about— to Kiss Dynasty, I was at home rocking out to song’s pleasure comes from having a tune that West returns to what he actually does best: “Knowing Me, Knowing You.” Now, 30-some sounds like it could have been drawn from the making excellent music. While overstuffed, years later, here we have another packaging 1960s, fueled by such a bald, direct, and not- My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy is an able of pretty much those same songs. The glossy ready-for-the-airwaves lyric. The Ladykiller is follow-up to the sterling 808s and Heartbreak. Swedish pop is intact, and if you have any of full of catchy songs and endearing performanc- In place of that album’s spare style and confes- the past versions of the album, you know the es that—while not as brilliant as the leadoff sional tone, we get a set loaded with guest deal. The appeal of this one is a bonus DVD of track—are certainly an endearing antidote to stars; familiar samples deployed in unique ways the band’s pre-MTV promotional videos. It not the zero-personality pop dominating the charts (including King Crimson, something I never only provides another showcase for the music, right now. On the album, Green reaches back expected to say about a West album); and lots but also gives us all a scary insight into 1970s across decades of soul and R&B music for mu- of talking from West himself. The main topic, European fashion. Really, the disco-cum-Scan- sical backdrops, evoking the synth-heavy 1980s not surprisingly, is our hero. A bevy of super- dinavian sweaters worn in the “Waterloo” video one minute, and then reaching for ’70s-style guests—name another album with Jay Z, Elton belong in a bad-taste museum. That aside, if strings the next. Through it all, he showcases John, and Bon Iver—give us a break, though you don’t need to see what the ABBA folks an able voice that fl exes easily along the higher never for too long. At times, the gloss becomes looked like three decades years ago, just keep register, giving the album just an extra touch of too much, but it usually is leavened by a turn of your current Gold. timelessness and class. phrase or a particularly clever sample.
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01 19 BAR 05 TICKLES 19 W. 15th St., Mpls. 420 S. 4th St., Mpls. (612) 871-5553 (612) 354-3846 WHO Shoot pool or play darts at your neighbor- www.ticklesbar.com hood bar—the Twin Cities’s oldest GLBT Live Piano Music. Full-Service Menu, Jeronimo establishment. Happy Hour, Sports on 10 Flat-Panel TVs, Pool, Darts. WHAT Recipe: Twisted Thai 1 part Rum 1 part Triple Sec 1 part Disaronno 02 BRASS RAIL 1/2 part Sweet and Sour 422 Hennepin. Ave., Mpls. 06 TOWN HOUSE 1/2 part Pineapple Juice (612) 332-RAIL (7245) 1415 University Ave. W., St. Paul Splash of Grenadine www.thebrassraillounge.com (651) 646-7087 Completely remodeled elegant lounge www.townhousebar.com Garnish with a cherry and a lemon featuring variety of entertainment: Fun neighborhood bar with a great mix of karaoke, male dancers, and more. men and women. Karaoke. Drag shows. WHEN Tue.-Wed., Fri.-Sat. • 7 PM-2 AM WHERE Brass Rail Lounge 422 Hennepin Ave., Mpls. 03 COALE'S (612) 332-RAIL (7245) 719 N. Dale St. St. Paul, MN (651) 487-5829 www.thebrassraillounge.com Areanna Coale, proprietor. An eclectic enigma fi lled with joy and WHY happiness. Everyone welcome! “Variety of top-notch entertainment: exotic dancers Wednesdays, open mic Thursdays, live piano Fridays and Saturdays, karaoke Sundays. Great drinks at great prices. Comfortable, elegant lounge. 04 GAY 90’S Friendly staff and clientele.” 408 Hennepin Ave., Mpls. (612) 333-7755 www.gay90s.com Upper Midwest’s Largest Gay Entertain- ment Complex. Serving reasonably priced menu in main bar Wednesday-Sunday. Photo by George Holdgrafer
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TICKLES December 5
Photos by George Holdgrafer
34 LAVENDER DECEMBER 16-29, 2010 BAR Imperial Court of Minnesota Holds Last Call Fundraiser for Toys at for Tots
According to a management source, Gladius at 1111 Hennepin Avenue in Downtown Minneapolis will close its doors permanently on December 18. It’s the second local GLBT bar to shut down in the past two months, following on the demise of Rumours/Innuendo in St. Paul on October 30. Steve Seyb (right) and Treonna Alert Photo by Dan Lucas Owner Philip Berglin opened Gladius on September 11, 2009. The Ancient-Roman-themed establishment billed itself as “The New York On November 28 at Gladius, the Imperial Court of Minnesota Chic of Minneapolis,” attracting primarily an upscale younger clientele. held a fundraiser for Toys for Tots. Emperor IX, Steve Seyb, raised Over its year-and-a-quarter history, Gladius hosted a number of money by selling chances to win two teddy bears—in memory of fundraisers for local GLBT organizations, especially the Imperial his late predecessor, Emperor I, Jerry Case, “The Teddy Bear Em- Court of Minnesota, of which Berglin was Emperor X and Empress peror,” who died in 1996. Treonna Alert was the lucky prizewinner. XIV (as Heather Haldane). GEORGE HOLDGRAFER GEORGE HOLDGRAFER
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For club addresses, phone numbers, and websites, see “Bar Advertiser Guide” on page 32. For events not at bars, see
THURSDAY, DECEMBER 16
Lavender’s ThirstDays 5:30 PM. Gay 90’s.
FRIDAY, DECEMBER 17
Gary Collins 5 PM. Tickles. Mia Dorr 9 PM. Tickles. Dragged Out 9:30 PM. Town House. Holiday Party La Femme Show Lounge. Gay 90’s. Foam Party Dance Annex. Gay 90’s.
SATURDAY, DECEMBER 18
Whitney Rhodes 8:30 PM. Tickles. Chi Chi LaRue’s Holiday Party 9 PM. Jetset.
SUNDAY, DECEMBER 19
Singles Pool Tournament 4 PM. 19 Bar.
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SATURDAY, DECEMBER 25
Elegance 9 PM. Town House. LEGENDARY CHI CHI LARUE Hosts Annual Twin Cities Holiday Party FRIDAY, DECEMBER 31
Gary Collins 5 PM. Tickles. Whitney Rhodes 10 PM. Tickles. New Year’s Eve Celebration 19 Bar Ring in the New Year at the Rail Brass Rail New Year’s Eve Gala Coale’s 2011 New Year’s Eve Party Gay 90’s New Year’s Eve Cheapie Night Town House
SATURDAY, JANUARY 1
Jeff Olson 8:30 PM. Tickles Lip Service 9 PM. Town House.
SATURDAY, JANUARY 8
Minnesota Storm Patrol Bust 5 PM. Town House.
FRIDAY, JANUARY 14 Photo Courtesy of Chi Chi LaRue
YOLO 9 PM. Town House. n December 18, the legendary Chi world’s most famous gay adult video direc- SATURDAY, JANUARY 15 Chi LaRue returns to the Twin Cit- tor. As well, she is a much-in-demand DJ in- ies to host her annual Holiday Par- ternationally. In 2007, Magazine named Imperial Start to the New Year O Out Imperial Court of Minnesota ty, at Jetset in Downtown Minneapolis. She’ll LaRue one of its 50 Most Powerful Gay Men Benefi t for The Trevor Project preside over the festivities as DJ, sharing the and Women in America. 5:30 PM. Dance Annex. Gay 90’s. spinning with her nephew, DJ Bryan Ger- LaRue says, “I always look forward to TNT Show rard. She has been headlining this always- coming home to Minnesota for the holidays 9 PM. Town House. popular December event since 1997. to see friends and family. My annual Holiday A native of Hibbing, Minnesota, LaRue Party in the Twin Cities is one of the high- SUNDAY, JANUARY 16 launched her career as a female imperson- lights of the year for me. I hope everyone ator in the Twin Cities in the early 1980s, will join me for a naughty but nice evening Singles Pool Tournament before moving to Los Angeles in 1986. For to heat us all up at least one night this frigid 4 PM. 19 Bar. more than two decades, she has been the December.” GEORGE HOLDGRAFER
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THE ATONS HOLIDAY FUNDRAISER FOR THE ALIVENESS PROJECT AND OPEN ARMS OF MINNESOTA December 5 Tickles
Photos by George Holdgrafer
38 LAVENDER DECEMBER 16-29, 2010 BAR LEATHER LIFE
International Mr. Leather 2010 Makes History Three Ways INTERVIEW WITH TYLER MCCORMICK
Tyler McCormick competed in the 2010 I stepped down from Mr. Rio Grande Leather International Mr. Leather (IML) contest as in October. So, when I won IML, I was, like, Mr. Rio Grande Leather. When he won, he oh, no, he said he wasn’t going to marry made history three ways: fi rst transgender me until after I stepped down. I was a little IML, fi rst IML to use a wheelchair, and fi rst freaked out. So, when he proposed, I knew IML from New Mexico. everything was going to be OK.
You are a transman. Do you also con- When are you getting married? sider yourself gay? On New Year’s Day. The trans thing is sort of thrown in there, but if I have an identity, it’s as a gay man. What has your title year been like so far? Are people accommodating of the So, you are both a G and a T in the wheelchair? GLBT acronym. It’s been amazing. People have made ac- At one time, I thought I was a lesbian. It cessibility better, because they knew I was was short-lived. I took a year out in the middle going to be there, and I hope they continue of college, because I was not understanding to keep the accessibility after I roll away. whether I was a boy or a girl, and I was trying to fi gure out who to be. I contemplated it for What about the trans angle? a year, and fi nally decided I’m really a guy. By Tyler McCormick, International Mr. Leather 2010. I hear from other people that people have the end of college, I was on hormones, and Photo by Steve Lenius issues, but I haven’t run into any problems had had some surgery, and I was good. with people, they get over it a lot faster. because of it. I fi gure if I show up, and I’m genuinely and authentically Tyler, then that When did leather and kink enter the What did you think when they called gets people to genuinely and authentically be picture? your name as the new International Mr. themselves, and we’ll all get along just fi ne. At 12 and 13, I remember fantasizing Leather? about things that were nonvanilla. And even As soon as my brain clicked over that it I have never written a column on younger than that, I remember watching was me, this whole process went through disabilities. When I write that column, cartoons, going “Woo-hoo, the cowboy’s ty- my head. My partner would like to become a what should I include? ing up the Indian.” I entered into my fi rst minister, and right before my contestant in- Everybody’s got some sort of limitation— contract when I was 19. terview, I had asked him if he’d like to say a takes some medication, wears glasses—and prayer. And his prayer was not: Let him win; if we go from the perspective that some of What is your disability? let him lose. It was: Let Tyler be the man that these limitations are just more obvious than I have cerebral palsy. There’s a disconnect he is, and put him on the path that he needs others, then everyone gets a lot less afraid. between my brain and muscles, primarily in my to be on. So, now, I was, like, wait a second, Anybody who walks up to me, and is genuine legs. The muscles in my legs don’t know when this is the path the universe thinks I should and honest and has questions—I am more to turn themselves off, so they like to just stay be on. I was just so humbled. than willing to answer. I would much rather on all the time, fi ghting with each other. I hang on to three moments in that week- have them come up and ask me than assume end: the prayer that Aaron said over me; and that I can or can’t do something. Is “disability” the word you prefer? then, all my classmates piling on top of me McCormick will be in Minneapolis in As long as you’re not intending malice, I after my name was announced; and then, February for the Creating Change Confer- don’t really care what words you end up us- less than 24 hours after that, my husband ence, presented by the National Gay and ing. I personally choose the words “gimp” gets down on one knee, and proposes to me. Lesbian Task Force. Visit his website at and “cripple.” I fi nd that if I use those words He had said he was going to marry me after
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40 LAVENDER DECEMBER 16-29, 2010 Since Thanksgiving, I absolutely have been drowning in Minnesotan heavy cold-weather cuisine, so I was looking forward to something different. Traditional Japanese fare is lighter and easy on the stomach—comfort food, redefi ned.
FUJISERVING SUPERLATIVE JAPANESE CUISINE FOR MORE YA THAN A HALF-CENTURY hough Fuji Ya has been around in some form since 1959, it remains one of the hippest local eat- eries. At its Minneapolis location, the interior walks the line between slick and inviting. Escapist without being kitschy, it is appropriate for anything from a fi rst date to a business lunch. Known for its sushi, it also offers traditional Japanese entreés to please a fi nicky Midwestern diner. I am no Andrew Zimmern (I do draw the line somewhere before lamb eyeball), but I have sucked down fried tendon, which was absolutely delicious. So, whether it’s eel, yellowtail, or mackerel, adventurous sushi chefs pretty much can count me in. Also, since Thanksgiving, I absolutelyT have been drowning in Minnesotan heavy cold-weather cuisine, so I was looking forward to something different. Traditional Japanese fare is lighter and easy on the stomach—comfort food, redefi ned. However, one still needs a little something to warm the bones, and our waiter was Johnny on the spot with a Hendricks sake-tini ($9.25). This refreshing cocktail also can be made with vodka if you prefer, but with the in- fused Hendricks, this cucumber-kissed beauty is subtle, smooth, and dangerously drinkable.
(Clockwise from upper left) Black Tobiko (infused soy fl ying fi sh egg); Ikura Salmon Roe; Wasabi Tobiko (wasabi infused fl ying fi sh roe); Masago (smelt roe); Tobiko (fl ying fi sh egg). Photos by Hubert Bonnet
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tizers; next, Wakatake Onikoroshi ($16/$75), which is subtly fruity; and fi nally, Ohyama ($10/$110), which is playful and refreshing, and perhaps my favorite of the three. Now that I have mentioned the generous pours, I must put my readers on a two-sake maximum, if you still are trying to impress someone with your savage wit. You heard me, lovelies! This little samurai, who couldn’t have fought her way out of a Kowalski’s bag when it was all said and done, was eating like a starved tiger. You simply will have to re- turn multiple times if you wish to try more (Clockwise from upper left) Bar area; Preparing sushi; Aji (Spanish mackerel). sake—lucky for you, the fare also is worthy of making a habit of it. When visiting Fuji Ya, on the hot appe- Known for its sushi, it also offers traditional Japanese entreés to tizer list, do not overlook Asparagus ($7.95), please a fi nicky Midwestern diner. which is sautéed in a ginger sauce. Among all the dishes boasting exotic and mysterious My dining partner, who is not swayed so tle saucer is placed beneath the cup to catch names, this little plain-Jane-sounding dish is easily, instantly made a grab for the exten- the signifi cant excess. It seems like such a a surprise knockout. sive sake list, which is befi tting of the Twin waste of excellent sake, but I’m just guess- Kama Hama ($8.95) followed. It is grilled Cities’s fi rst Japanese restaurant. Our waiter ing even a thirsty samurai would consider it yellowtail cheek. A long-established Japa- explained that long ago, samurai would com- gauche to lap from the saucer. nese delicacy, it is a substantial dish—almost plain of being cheated unless their sake cups From the sake list, we fi rst tried Shichi intimidating, really—but our server encour- literally were fi lled to overfl owing. Fuji Ya Hon Yari ($25/bottle), which has a pleasant aged us just to attack it boldly with our chop- maintains that long-standing tradition. A lit- earthiness, and was wonderful with our appe- sticks, and mind the bones. A few jabs
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My dining partner, who had spent considerable time in Japan, marveled at how authentic Fuji Ya’s mochi is.
and pinches later, a succulent morsel indeed was mine. The fl avorful fi sh is served with its traditional and appropriately-assertive partner, ponzu shoyu sauce. Next, the sushi chefs created an exu- berant platter of different preparations of mackerel ($12.95-$19.55), followed by a maki plate trussed up in colorful, spicy roe ($22-$28). Oh, heaven! Excellent sushi al- ways makes me wonder why we ever bother with cooking. Then, my unasked question was answered. Our mackerel platter came with a cheerful-looking fi sh that happened to be impaled on two sticks, hovering above its raw brethren. Our server explained that this beauty quickly can be fried to a crisp, and then eaten like a big fat fi sh chip. Yes, please! Our fi shy friend was whisked away, and soon after, we enjoyed a very crunchy and unexpected treat. One doesn’t always think of dessert at a Japanese restaurant. Now, after dining at Fuji Ya, I wonder why this is so. We were served Strawberry Ice Cream Mochi—delicate ice cream balls (often green tea-fl avored) cov- ered in sticky rice. My dining partner, who had spent considerable time in Japan, mar- veled at how authentic Fuji Ya’s mochi is. I take her at her word. It was served with green tea ice cream, plus, for a special sea- sonal treat, a little bit of chocolate ice. Un- fortunately, I only could manage a little bit of this rare wonder, so I will have to go back to enjoy it more fully another time. I’m sure dedication is part of the samurai code, but to be perfectly honest, I will be returning purely for pleasure. HEIDI FELLNER
Fuji Ya 600 W. Lake St., Mpls. (612) 871-4055 465 Wabasha St., St. Paul (651) 319-0111 www.fujiyasushi.com
(Above, from left) Dining area; Ahi Tuna Sockeye Salmon. (Below, from left) Suzuki (striped sea bass); Kampachi (young yellowtail) Aji (Spanish mackerel); Ahi Tuna Sockeye Salmon; Uni (Sea Urchin).
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MANCHESTER P ENGLAND
Where but Manchester will you fi nd a statue honoring President Abe Lincoln for his views?
f London were the New York of England, then Manchester stands as its Chicago, the coun- try’s burly second city. They’re sisters across the pond and un- der the skin. Both grew pros- perous on the labors of a strong working class—cotton mills in Manchester, meatpacking in Chicago— andI the same feisty labor movements, each launching raucous strikes to even the eco- nomic imbalance. Manchester’s Peoples’ History Museum bristles with depictions of sweatshops, child labor (the Little Match Girl was no fairytale here), suffragettes, and abolitionists. And where but Manchester will you fi nd a statue honoring President Abe Lincoln for his views? As I followed the museum’s depictions of the struggles for democracy, a teacher made sure his young charges got the message: “What does ‘rebellion’ mean? ‘Revolution?’” (PS: The kids knew the answers.) Both cities idolize their football teams. The Manchester Union plays in a sparkling stadium (tours available) at Salford Quay. The fans’ gritty, beat-the-odds-and-win spirit explodes again in the quay’s War Mu- seum, designed by celeb architect Daniel Libeskind with a deliberately confusing en- trance to underscore the message that war is shattering—as depicted inside in interac- (Above) Bridge at night. (Below) One of the many venues in Manchester. Photos Courtesy of MarketingManchester.com
48 LAVENDER DECEMBER 16-29, 2010 (Clockwise from upper left) City scene • Downtown Manchester. Photo Courtesy of MarketingManchester.com • Musician. Photo by Russell Bloor
MANCHESTER’S GAY VILLAGE IS CENTERED ON CANAL STREET, HEMMING THE (DUH!) CANAL WITH A RAINBOW OF HOTELS, BARS, CLUBS, OUTDOOR CAFES, AND INDOOR PLEASURES. tive form. What was the worst pest in the this a church?” fes, and indoor pleasures. TV’s British Queer trenches: lice or maggots? Put your hand in No, but St. Anne’s is, to be sure. John as Folk was based here. A Pride Parade ig- the box, and feel the answer. Worst smell? A Wesley preached here in 1757. And so, of nites the city every August, while October nose test, too. Listen to recorded accounts course, is the Cathedral, whose 19th-Centu- brings a gala Gay Wedding Show, which has of soldiers, prisoners, evacuees. See fi lms ry exterior envelops a 14th-Century interior tied the knot for more than 6,800 couples of Manchester’s repeated bombings. Then, boasting an elaborately carved wood choir since same-sex marriage became legal in step back onto its busy streets, bustling with stall, where a bit of that Manchester swagger 2004. Visit:
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LIVERPOOL, ENGLAND iverpool, a port city an hour distant from Manchester, makes a grand day L journey. Sylvia, our guide, professes, “People think there’s rivalry between the two cities—and they’re right!” Liverpool has a small- er Wheel, a larger port—and The Beatles. On the waterfront—where, indeed, Brando’s On the Waterfront was fi lmed, and a new museum of city history will open in 2011—the ferry terminal hosts a free dis- play of hitherto-unpublished, behind-the- scenes photos of the Fab Four. Nearby, at Albert Dock, a trendy complex houses the Tate Modern Gallery, a maritime museum, and one powerfully detailing slav- ery—Liverpool was the main distribution center for Africans sent to the New World. (Clockwise from left) City dusk landscape. Photo Courtesy of MarketingManchester.com • Liverpool. Photo Courtesy of Stock.xchng But the star attraction is its neighbor, the Beatles Story. The audio-visual tour down memory lane includes repros of Abbey Road, the recording studio; the shop where the AMERICAN AIRLINES FLIES DIRECTLY FROM CHICAGO TO lads bought their musical instruments on the MANCHESTER, WHICH MAKES A GETAWAY SUPEREASY. installment plan; the Cavern, a coffeehouse where they performed 274 times; their fi rst public performance as rock stars in 1957 (a fect finale—if you’re immune to the banana City Café, at City Inn, thrills locavores younger Sylvia was there); their fi rst nation- parfait, that is. with soup of watercress and potato; cheddar, al, then international, tour; their homes. As Michelin-starred Chef Michael Caines potato, and tarragon tart; fi llet of brill topped George Harrison himself put it, “The country plunks his stellar restaurant in the ’50s- with cockles; and lovely British cheeses. used us as an excuse to party.” themed ABode hotel, where foodies can Mr. Thomas’s Chop House, straight from Party on today in The Cavern, descend- savor a salad of crispy-crusted egg atop your dream of a cozy Victorian pub-café, re- ing its depths to hear current raves like The watercress puree and soft cheese, then thinks classics like corned-beef hash cake Atomic Kittens. Stay the night at the posh proceed to salmon upon a fricassee of crowned with a soft-poached egg; steak and Hard Day’s Night Hotel, with life-size stat- lentils, with nettle puree and fennel foam. kidney pie; and sticky toffee pudding. ues above the sidewalk. Or join a tour to visit Follow with a prune-and-Armagnac soufflé Atmospheric pubs, as prevalent as pi- Penny Lane, Strawberry Fields, and more. and matching ice cream. Or opt for the am- geons, include Britain’s Protection—200 In honor of John Lennon’s 70th birthday bitious tasting menu. years old and still pouring pints of Rust (a on October 9, 2010, his son unveiled a new Upper-crust clothier Harvey Nichols also lager) and Mary Rose (bitter) amid coveys Peace Monument to anchor the city. hosts a stylish restaurant and a casual bras- of revelers. Liverpool launched the fi rst Gay Pride serie, where you’re invited to dine on rabbit- American Airlines fl ies directly from Parade in the land. And at the ferry terminal and-black-pudding ravioli; Cheshire beef Chicago to Manchester, which makes a get- aside the Mersey River, it annually hosts the with truffl e gnocchi; and, indeed, that all- away supereasy. Contact www.AA.com> and beyond-ultra Fairies Across the Mersey. time British icon, fi sh and chips with mushy
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AN INTIMATE INTERVIEW WITH MY PARTNER, LT. EVERETT MORROW BY MIKEY ROX
hrough the years, I’ve had the pleasure of interviewing an array of pop and gay T culture’s most intriguing personalities. I remember distinctly the scheduled 20-min-
AN A ute conversation with rocker-turned-actor Henry Rollins that extended into an hour’s worth of en- tertaining chat; exchanging e-mails on multiple occasions with superstar Cyndi Lauper to discuss her inspiring True Colors Tour; the verifi able laughfest with comedienne Margaret Cho when- ever she had a new show to promote; and the no-holds-barred Q&A with Billy Bean, a former Major League Baseball player, and still one of few athletes from the four main American sports ever to come out publicly. Yes, I’ve interviewed some of the most inter- esting people alive—but none of them compare to this interview with my own fi ancé. ON STAND DON’T ASK, DON’T TELL
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Lt. Everett Earl Morrow and I met in 2006. He was visiting those four years. It wasn’t until I reported to my fi rst command Baltimore, my home at the time, on weekend leave from the almost two years after graduation that I even thought of doing Navy. Our romance was a whirlwind. What I meant to fi nish anything. Even then, I made sure I was on liberty or leave, and the fi rst night it started—because of my own insecurities about far out of town. long-distance dating—has turned into a three-and-a-half year love affair with no end in sight. But just because we’re still to- Did you come out to any of your classmates or ship-
gether doesn’t mean our relationship hasn’t experienced its fair —BUT mates while you were an active duty offi cer? share of ups and downs. No, not while I was on active duty. Finishing my active-duty One of the most outstanding and complicating issues of our obligation was too important to take the risk on what someone life together is that I lead a rather public life. I’m a writer, a so- else might do. I felt like my service was not only important to cial networker, and sometimes a socialite who likes to see and the mission at hand, but as much to my future. It was a profes- be seen. He, on the other hand, is quiet, reserved, and gener- sional milestone that I began, and had to fi nish. So, the tradeoff ally uninterested in rocking the proverbial boat. was to make a personal sacrifi ce to accommodate DADT, which, Until now. Refusing to rest on his laurels regarding the mili- looking back, I shouldn’t have had to do. I’ve since come out to tary’s Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell (DADT) policy, Morrow has made some of my fellow shipmates, none of whom have responded the brave choice to speak out and share his story—despite the negatively. consequences. In this intimate, revealing interview between partners—one Were you ever suspected to be gay by your shipmates? a journalist, the other a Naval offi cer—Morrow discusses his Did you experience or witness any outward homophobia? days as a midshipman at the United States Naval Academy; jug- There were never any suspicions outside of jest. I was gling his sexuality with his commitment to our country; making fi ercely defensive of my personal life while at work, so any sus- the tough decision to choose personal fulfi llment over profes- picions would have only been based on a lack of knowledge sional gain; and the discriminatory DADT policy that ultimately of what I did with my time outside of work, and why I never ended his military career. had a girlfriend. Essentially, I had isolated myself in that sense, which didn’t help to make me a fully integrated member of the When you were accepted into the Naval Academy as a team like others were. teenager, were you afraid that your sexuality would be prob- lematic? When we fi rst started dating, you knew that I was a No more than growing up in a small suburban town. I wasn’t journalist who published articles—including some rather openly gay to my family and friends when I entered the Naval controversial opinion pieces on gay issues, one of them Academy, and being aware of DADT at the time, I didn’t have any the Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell policy—in GLBT and mainstream plans for that to change. Ultimately, I was afraid of what “coming publications across the country. Were you ever worried out” would mean for my education, career, and future. I wanted that your romantic involvement with me would somehow nothing more than to be honest with everyone, but at 17 years be discovered because of my work within the press? old, I just didn’t know how to reconcile the two lifestyles, and At fi rst, but only because I hadn’t built the trust and confi - therefore stayed in the closet. I did this despite the personal toll dence in you and your profession that I needed to be completely that it was taking, and would continue to take. comfortable with our relationship as it related to being in the military. However, it didn’t take long for me to realize that the How did you handle your sexuality during that time articles you write and the way in which you do write them are and throughout your military career? Did you pursue of the highest integrity. I came to trust that you would never your interest in guys and in what capacity? divulge my identity unless I said it was OK. I handled it like many others did—I didn’t say or do any- thing that would call into question my sexuality. Even though I How did you reconcile the potential outcome? had no doubt that I was gay, I couldn’t risk raising the doubt in Given the nature of our relationship, in that we were dating others that I was. At fi rst, out of fear, I didn’t pursue any homo- long distance at fi rst, I just didn’t think it was likely that I’d be sexual interests. The risk was just too big to chance it. I lived in caught. Had we lived closer or together, I’m sure it would have the dormitory while at the Naval Academy, which afforded little been harder, which would have played a big part in my decision privacy—plus, I didn’t have a car for two years, and otherwise to leave active duty. was just afraid of being caught. This is part of that personal toll that I paid as result of DADT. I would have liked nothing more Just before you chose to end active-duty service in the than to have had both a professional and personal life during Navy, your superiors offered you a salary increase and a YES, I’VE INTERVIEWED SOME OF THE MOST INTERESTING PEOPLE ALIVE NONE OF THEM COMPARE TO THIS INTERVIEW WITH MY OWN FIANCÉ. THIS INTERVIEW WITH MY OWN TO NONE OF THEM COMPARE
52 LAVENDER DECEMBER 16-29, 2010 new assignment in Annapolis. That presented a problem, will encounter? because, at the time, I was living in Baltimore, which I’m confi dent that Congress will ultimately do the right thing. meant that we would be closer together, setting up a new I see the major obstacles as all political. Unfortunately, there are set of obstacles. Why did you decline that position? still several of our legislators that just don’t get it. They refuse to I would have loved to accept that position, but I realized that recognize the reality of the fact that this won’t have the impact I loved you more, and it just wouldn’t have worked for us to they fear. I’ve heard comments of the repeal having an effect on be that close together, especially because I expected that we’d unit cohesion and military readiness. I think that couldn’t be far- move in together. This is exactly the inherent fl aw in DADT, ther from the truth, as the current policy is what breaks these which is that it forces gays and lesbians in the military to choose things down. Socially, I agree with Admiral Mullen’s comment between their professional and personal lives. As a result, many “that the great young men and women of our military can and of us choose the latter, realizing that we can be just as success- would accommodate such a change.” ful, and have a positive infl uence in the civilian world, without having to put up with such a policy. Looking back, even though How do you feel when members of Congress and I would have loved the job, and been great at it, I don’t regret other leaders of this country speak out against allowing my decision at all, as I’m confi dent that I’m better off for it, and HAS MADE MORROW gays and lesbians to serve their country openly? Do you that it’s the Navy’s loss. ever feel that your commitment to the United States— and your protection of its freedom—is undermined and You recently participated in an off-camera interview unappreciated? for the upcoming documentary fi lm Out of Annapolis. I feel both undermined and unappreciated in the sense that What did you discuss in the interview, and why did you it’s only good enough for them that I serve as long as I keep choose to do it off-camera? quiet about my sexuality. If they truly understood or cared, they I discussed with the director, Steve Clark Hall, what it was would appreciate me for more than just my service, like who like for me as a gay man aboard a submarine. I shared with I am as a person. It’s even more distressing for me when indi- him that I don’t think our sailors would have the problem with viduals like Senator John McCain, who served so valiantly, say openly homosexual crew members as some would lead you to these things. believe. The reason I did the interview off-camera is primarily because that’s what the director required for those of us that How do you think a repeal of the policy will be handled wanted to participate, but are still in either the regular or re- by the rank and fi le? Do you foresee increased instances serve Navy. of hate crimes and homophobia, or will the transition be made without incident? Are you afraid of the consequences of DADT now that I think that many people are underestimating our rank-and- you’ve publicly taken a stand against the policy? fi le. Part of being in the military is being fl exible and accommo- Not anymore. I used to be, but in light of recent events, I dating. All of us do this every day, and I don’t think a repeal of just can’t stand by, and not do whatever I can to help all gays DADT would be any different. and lesbians gain the right to be able to serve openly, which is something that I would have liked for myself. If DADT is repealed, would you consider a return to active-duty service? As someone who entered military service knowing the No. The Navy lost out on me two years ago, when my mili- consequences, do you think it’s fair for the institution to tary career was irreconcilable with my personal life because of discharge you based on the provisions of DADT? this discriminatory policy. At that point, I pursued other civilian I don’t think that it’s fair at all for the military to discharge opportunities, and have found everything I was looking for. I’ve anyone based on their sexual orientation. The measure of a developed a new loyalty to my profession that balances with my sailor, soldier, Marine, etc., should be based on the quality of love for you. No one I work with now would ever question that. their performance, not their sexuality. I am like many others That’s all any of us want, and even with a repeal of DADT, I’m past who were deemed more than competent, and proved to be real going back. I love my country, value my service, and would do it assets to our units. I just can’t understand why we have a policy again if time were rolled back. However, I’ve moved on. that forces us out involuntarily, or to make the decision to leave, Mikey Rox, an award-winning journalist, is the principal of Paper Rox Scissors, a media and mar- like I did. keting company in New York City. For more information, visit
Do you think a repeal will happen? What political and social obstacles do you think a bill to repeal the policy REGARDING THE MILITARY’S DON’T ASK, DON’T TELL POLICY, DON’T ASK, TELL POLICY, THE MILITARY’S REGARDING THE BRAVE CHOICE TO SPEAK OUT AND SHARE HIS STORY. CHOICE TO THE BRAVE
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Take My Civil-Unionized Partner, Please We were driving down a country road in the Lake District of England, based on ownership, and I don’t want to be when one of my British friends spotted a sign that pointed the way to the anyone’s chattel—unless, of course, I’m cast in that position as part of some type of role- remains of an Ancient Roman bath. playing sex romp. Then, I merrily will cede “Oooh, let’s stop!” Jayne trilled. “I adore ruins.” control of my personage, but only for a half- “That’s why you married one!” I called out from the backseat, delighted hour or so. as always when I make a clever remark in the moment. Usually, these come So, when news got to England on the tele- type that Illinois, the state where I was born hours later, well after the statue of limitations has expired for a witty retort. and raised, passed civil unions for gays, I was both happy and sad. Hurray for the liberal- Jude, Jayne’s “wife,” grumbled from the • I’m intrigued by the idea of alimony— minded, no-nonsense, completely-corrupt- driver’s seat, “We’re not married.” but only if it works in my favor. but-totally-loveable Illinois State Legislature The British gays have civil unions, not • I always have found ball-and-chain im- for allowing gays to enter into a dreary bu- marriage. agery rather titillating. reaucratic contractual agreement! It was fan- “Well, it’s not as funny to say, ‘That’s why, In the minus column: tastic news, but not all that romantic. you civil-unionized one,’” I responded, quite • Most married people don’t have a lot of I’ve been to-civil union ceremonies in Eng- sensibly. sex…or I should say that most married peo- land. While it always is touching to watch That, my friends, is the main reason I ple don’t have a lot of sex with each other. friends in long, loving, committed relationships think gays should be able to marry—because And I like sex. It’s messy and fun, just like formally agree to stick it out together until one it’s funnier than getting civil-unionized. exploding Republicans. of them dies, the civil ceremony lacks the pa- “Take my wife, please!” • When you’re married, you have to go to nache of a wedding. Basically, in such a ser- “I take my wife everywhere, but she al- your wife’s relatives on holidays. That would vice, you vow to be best pals, and you seal the ways fi nds her way back.” make my mother mad! When you’re not deal with a fi rm handshake. Marriage is both These classic jokes would lose so much married, you are not considered a fully real- more terrifying and, thus, more romantic. punch if we were forced to replace “wife” ized grown-up, and thus, your middle-aged So, while I really kind of hate marriage, with “civil-union partner.” carcass is expected at your traditional place I really kind of love it, too. Without it, we’d For years, I’ve been ambivalent about gay at the children’s table at your parents’ home put a lot of old Jewish comedians out of busi- marriage. for every holiday. ness. With it, we’d get to watch Sarah Palin, In the plus column for marriage: • The mere mention of the word “mar- the entire Bush family, and the new Speaker • It would cause many Republicans to riage” makes me clammy and claustropho- of the House (whose last name sounds sus- explode. I mean that literally. Gay marriage bic. When it comes up in conversation, I piciously like an erect penis) explode in front would pass, and Republicans would spontane- immediately begin looking for an exit sign. of our eyes. JENNIFER PARELLO ously-combust. It would be messy but fun. Maybe it’s because marriage is an institution
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ecently, I celebrated the fi rst for an actor celebrating the 11th anniversary birthday of my semiautobio- of his audition for a Preparation H commer- graphical play. cial—and he didn’t even get the part.” R That’s certainly no rare event Returning home with my layered cake, in the Twin Cities, the undisputed world cap- I tracked down a few agencies, and invited ital of unproduced, unasked-for, appallingly- them to bring their scripts over for a little bad, small-town-based play scripts. celebration. But when I bought a birthday cake for After they arrived, we sat around like a my play, and decided to throw it a party, my bunch of old ladies talking about our grand- friends reached for their therapists’ business children’s achievements—or, in this case, cards quicker than you can say “Fringe Fes- the lack of them. tival.” One friend, whose play will soon be 12, Patiently, I explained to friends that my even pulled a photo from his wallet show- script was an extension of me, and that it was ing him and his script, which he had named only fair I do something for it after the year it Dennis, on vacation in Mexico. had been through. need to come out as a lesbian?” “Dennis and I were celebrating out 17th For example, the fi rst time I let a friend This, of course, came as a rather stunning rewrite,” he said, getting misty-eyed. read it, she said she liked it, but wanted to query (pardon the expression), and caused Later, looking around the table at all our see the main character die a horrible, painful an acute identity crisis. Even worse, I also plays, each wearing a party hat, I experi- death by the third page. felt as if I’d failed as a writer. I contemplated enced a tinge of pride that might have had Undeterred by this “constructive criti- cheerfully heaving my play off the Hennepin something to do with the half-bottle of Wild cism,” I began sending the play around Avenue Bridge. Turkey I had just consumed. town, hoping some big-shot producer/ar- But when I arrived at the bridge, I found Jeff sat patiently watching this spectacle tistic director (Joe Dowling of the Guthrie) another playwright doing the same thing. unfold, as we playwrights traded war stories would whip out his checkbook, and make “Couldn’t think of anything original, about how our scripts were conceived (inter- me a very wealthy woman. huh?” he sneered, as he fed to the fi shes estingly, mostly on city buses); the nights our Instead, I received even more profound his action-adventure play about a sarcastic, printers gave birth (“my DeskJet was in labor feedback from many of the Twin Cities’s fi ne wisecracking cop stuck on an escalator with for eight hours”); and our scripts’ fi rst trip to creative theater assistants, such as: “I fell a deranged gang-member from Anoka. Kinko’s (“Dennis got stuck in the copier—it asleep reading it”; “The stage manager’s dog So, I kept my script, deciding that maybe was so embarrassing”). threw up on it”; and “How the hell did you it simply needed more love, attention, and— Later, after everyone left, Jeff volunteered get Joe Dowling’s cell phone number?” most importantly—a birthday party. to vacuum up the mess, which amounted to The topper was when one friend who read I ran straight to the nearest bakery, pushing cake crumbs around with his very my script—a romantic drama about a suave where, without even blushing, I asked the old Hoover. I reminded him that the vacuum Welshman and a strong woman falling hope- lady behind the counter what cake would be had never been that great in the fi rst place, lessly in love—told me he deeply suspected best for a play’s birthday party. and that Sears was probably having a sale. both characters were gay. “Something layered,” she replied, with- “Not interested”, he said. “I’ve had this That night, I asked for the opinion of my out batting an eye. vacuum since I was 23, and I’m going to have best friend, Jeff. Frowning, he looked up from Thrown, and in desperate need of any it when I’m 73.” a Cosmopolitan quiz he was taking concern- kind of attention, I asked if she thought it Consider the source here, but I know ing the many shortcomings of a best friend. weird that I was throwing a party for my how he feels. Jeff said, “Well, I didn’t think the char- play’s script. Bye for now. acters were gay, but are you sure you don’t “Honey,” she said, “I just did a Bundt cake Kiss, kiss. JULIE DAFYDD
LavenderMagazine.com 63 BACKTALK MS. BEHAVIOR® Adoring Fan Dear Ms. Behavior: see are blue skies. It is possible that some useful metaphor for lesbian love, the source I thank you for being funny as hell. I have weird monster will crawl out from the cracks, of your love advice thus far has been strange. been reading and rereading your etiquette and explain that she is not even available. If you left some vital piece of information guide ever since its publication. In any case, I am fi nding it diffi cult to un- out of your letter—if for example, your straight I fi rst found womyn through the person- derstand how I should conduct myself. Fur- friend’s advice is based on prior knowledge als, and then through the Womyn’s Studies thermore, I am plagued by a notion that she that you are prone to mortifying expressions Department, so I am thoroughly saturated is some kind of karmic retribution for every of love—then, OK, fi ne, perhaps your friend with Cris Williamson, Holly Near, and the lover I have hurt, and will smash my heart is trying to tone you down to save you. desire to act as I really feel. into a million pieces. However, the term “straight cycling bud- The concept of playing games seems like I am ridiculously smitten. She has bicy- dy” implies a certain distance. This is all by irritating social crap. However, my straight cle-racing scars. She served me arugula for way of saying that you fi nally have come to cycling buddy has told me over and over that dinner. I am in a constant swoon. I wish I the right place for your love guidance. if I want to hold the attention of the amazon were joking even a little bit. You wonder if you must back off, and I recently started adoring, I must back off, Thanks for cracking me up repeatedly in feign noninterest, when you’d rather text and feign at least some noninterest. the meantime. lovely haikus. Aside from just wanting to devour a wo- Your Adoring Fan, But if you and the appealing amazon are myn who is taller than me (this never has —GWENDOLYN “similarly calibrated,” as you suggest, how occurred in my entire dating history, as I am would game-playing help? tall myself), I have a strong anti-BS clause in Dear Gwendolyn: Your romantic inclinations surely would my makeup, and I fi nd it diffi cult. It’s interesting that you would you rely on fell most tall lesbians. And those who’d re- The two of us seem similarly calibrated. your straight cycling buddy for advice about spond with disdain probably aren’t right for My desire to text her lovely haiku through- holding the attention of the amazon. Unless you anyway. out the day is strong. I do realize it may be you believe your straight friend’s knowledge As for your desire to “devour” the tall that pesky beginning stage where all you can of gear mechanisms and bicycle seats is a woman, from Ms. Behavior’s 5’10” perspec-
64 LAVENDER DECEMBER 16-29, 2010 tive, few women are large enough for the task, so it seems likely that your amazon will be tickled by your enthusiasm (and your teeth). Of course there is a difference between expressing interest and acting like a sticky booger. If you truly are inclined to the lat- ter, you can contain your behavior slightly, without going to an extreme of avoidance or feigning disinterest. In any case, lots of women appreciate romantic gestures. But why do some people get away with Grand Romantic Gestures, and oth- ers look like fools for their amorous dis- plays of enthusiasm? Some of it depends on your deliv- ery, and some on your reading of social cues—e.g., how the object of your affec- tion feels about you. For example, if you sneak into your be- loved’s apartment, and sprinkle dozens of rose petals on her bed, will you look like a romantic genius or a psychotic stalker? If you don’t know the answer, it’s bet- ter not to do it. In general, avoid Grand Romantic Ges- tures under the following circumstances: (1) If they involve forced entry. (2) When the object of your affection doesn’t know you exist. (3) When she has a girlfriend. Otherwise, try it, and see how it goes. When you say that you fear that this woman could be “karmic retribution for every woman you have hurt,” it sounds like you might need to make amends to a few (dozen) women. If that’s not possible, at least try to come to peace with your past, so that it doesn’t interfere with your ability to have a healthy relationship in the present. MERYL COHN
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BURGER MOE’S $ THE GRANDVIEW GRILL $ American fare American Relaxed atmosphere, gorgeous outdoor patio, fabulous food, Fresh hand ground hash browns, French toast, omelets, pancakes, sixty beers. coffee, juices, soups, salads & sandwiches. Lunch, Dinner 242 W. 7th St., St. Paul, MN (651) 222-3100 Breakfast, Brunch, Lunch www.burgermoes.com 1818 Grand Ave., St. Paul (651) 698-2346 Mon – Fri: 6:15 AM – 2:30 PM • Sat: 6:15 AM – 3 PM • Sun: 8 CECIL’S DELI $ AM – 3 PM Deli/Bakery We specialize in box lunches & deli trays! Anything on our menu HONEY $$ can be made to go, just ask. Small Plates Breakfast, Lunch, Dinner Fine cocktails, wine, small plates and artisan chocolates in an in- 651 S. Cleveland, St. Paul (651) 698-6276 Deli: Mon – Sun 9 AM – 9 PM Restaurant: Mon – Sun 9 AM – 8 timate setting. PM 205 Hennepin Ave., Minneapolis (612) 746-0306 www.cecilsdeli.com www.honeympls.com
C. MCGEE’S DELI $ JAKEENO’S PIZZA & PASTA $ Deli Italian Good food from scratch. Classic fare, international catering. Event Traditional red sauce pastas, thin crust pizza & homemade sauc- spacing available up to 50. Lunch, Breakfast, Catering es. 901 N. 3rd St., #123, Minneapolis, MN (612) 288-0606 Lunch, Dinner 3555 Chicago Ave. S. Minneapolis (612) 825-6827 FRENCH MEADOW BAKERY $ Mon – Fri: 11 AM – 11 PM • Sat – Sun: 4 PM – 11 PM Certifi ed Organic Bakery Midtown Global Market, 920 E. Lake St., Minneapolis (612) 767- Breakfast, Lunch, Dinner 1102 2610 Lyndale Ave. S., Minneapolis (612) 870-4740 Mon – Sat: 10 AM – 8 PM • Sun: 10 AM – 6 PM Sun – Thurs: 6:30 AM – 9 PM • Fri – Sat: 6:30 AM – 11 PM www.frenchmeadow.com www.jakeenos.com
FUJI YA JAPANESE RESTAURANT $$ KINDEE THAI $ Japanese & Sushi Thai Authentic Japanese food, fi nest sushi available, Uptown Minne- This isn’t your traditional everyday Thai restaurant. apolis, downtown St. Paul. Lunch, Dinner 600 W. Lake St., Minneapolis (612) 871-4055 719 S. 2nd St., Minneapolis (612) 465-8303 Mon: Closed • Tues – Thurs: 5 PM – 10 PM • Fri – Sat: 5 PM – Mon: Closed • Tues – Thurs: 11:30 AM – 9 PM • Fri: 11:30 AM – 10:30 PM • Sun: 5 PM – 9 PM 465 N. Wabasha, St. Paul (651) 310-0111 • Mon – Fri: Lunch 11:30 10:30 PM • Sat: 11 AM – 10:30 PM • Sun: 11 AM – 9 PM AM – 2 PM. Dinner 5 PM—10 PM • Sat: Dinner 5 PM – 10 PM www.kindeethairestaurant.com • Sun: Closed www.fujiyasushi.com THE LOUISIANA CAFÉ $ American GINGER HOP $$ Fresh hand ground hash browns, French toast, omelets, pancakes, Asian Fusion coffee, juices, soups, salads & sandwiches. Specializing in pan-Asian classic dishes. As we like to say, “East meets Northeast”. Breakfast, Brunch, Lunch, Dinner 613 Selby Ave., St. Paul (651) 221-9140 201 E. Hennepin Ave., Minneapolis (612) 746-0304 • www.ginger- Mon – Fri: 6:30 AM – 2:30 PM • Sat: 6:30 AM – 3 PM • Sun: 8 hop.com AM – 3 PM
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NEW UPTOWN DINER $ American Fresh hand ground hash browns, French toast, omelets, pan- cakes, coffee, juices, soups, salads & sandwiches. Breakfast, Brunch, Lunch 2548 Hennepin Ave. S. Minneapolis (612) 874-0481 Mon – Wed: 6 AM – 3 PM • Thurs – Sat: 24 Hours • Sun: Close at 6 PM
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W.A. FROST & CO. $$ Since 1975. Enjoy the open air setting in the summer & the spec- tacular historic architecture year round. Sensation wine selection, cuisine & ambiance provide the perfect dining experience. Lunch, Dinner, Sunday Brunch 374 Selby Ave., St. Paul 651-224-5715 Sun – Thurs: 5 PM – 10:30 PM. Bar open until Midnight • Fri – Sat: 5 PM – 11 PM, Bar open until 1 AM www.wafrost.com
THE WOODBURY CAFÉ $ American Fresh hand ground hash browns, French toast, omelets, pan- cakes, coffee, juices, soups, salads & sandwiches. Breakfast, Brunch, Lunch Bielenberg & Tamarack, Woodbury, MN (651) 209-8182 Mon – Fri: 7 AM – 2:30 PM • Sat: 7 AM – 3 PM • Sun: 8 AM – 3 PM
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