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"A Successful Adtenture" with QIMfi AM VERSES OF you needed an adding machine to keep twenty days, according to the gravity track of them. of the offense. DA "AMERICA" OR NONE "? TAW' Did you ever see one of the steam Then comes "pack drill" or default- CASTOR THF shovels at work on the Panama canal? ers ptrade. This consists of drilling, For Infants and Children DM.CI1E IS DISCOURAGING 'Mr. Mrv K. II. Coville recently 11 VelU It would look like a hen scratch- mostly at the double, for two hours !n Uco Fcr GvcrSO Ycsro took it upon herself to find out ing alongside of a Tossy "Cleans In" with full equipment Tommy hates or MIL vrLlle To Some- Always bears 7 whether only one verse "America xzzr tre, crsl.JVt sts day- this, because It Is bard work. the Cat Nt So lUd If Tou Know How to should be or if the entire beau- M trcsx times fills fcls with straw to sung light ttrczzl U ci Crt be pack be 1 clt7i Eignature of Reach the Cause. tiful song should gone through Us uS&itL lighten It. and sometimes be gets with and sends in the following com- After be to office: lesing tre est el dx eta tl canjht. If bt gets caught grouses more munication this, our crew twenty-en- s Nothing discouraging than a Banner-New- s: wt managed to set up ocr at everyt&Bj la csn"1 for constant Editor Belding Their Hat Ccrds. backache. Lame when you Inasmuch as the of our . One of the lei of the days, frcn. tbs Tantegs point of a awaken, when authority -- The branch of service to which sol- - . paina pierce you you singing all verses of "America" or tripod was resting oa the e&eet ef a Umber wind. bend or hard to work to half-burle- diers be told by their hat lift. It's cr and I had d Whea the was , "con- belong may rest. indicates bad none has been questioned body. gun Next eenes C B," meaning cords. The to the color Jtackache often which issued the request, WHO WENT It the the fined to Tbls consists of key military kidneys. Beldinr people recommend forgotten firing. gave Impression that barracks. scheme follows: President Wilson or secretary of war, was This was caused in billets or barracks for twenty-f- Doan's Kidney Pills, itead this case: of body breathing. staylpg Blue Infantry." Alfred I wrote our by the excessive vibration. our hours to seven You also Red Doyle, brick mason, 509 S. school Ionia and this is his days. Artillery. Pearl St., says: "Last winter I was of county Three or four feet down the trench, get an eeasltraal defaulters parade Yellow Cavalry. bad off reply: ', Red and white pretty with a severe backahhe. 11, 1918. about three feet from the ground, a and dlrryJobs around the quarters. Engineering corps. When I bent over I could hardly man. "Sept foot was from -- the earth. Is Pink and whiteSignal corps. to "Dear Mrs. Ccville: protruding The se'rgeant major keeps what tassels Machine ape get up and my back ached all to communication We knew It was a German by the black known as the crime sheet. When a Blue and red gum the time. Often severe, sharp "Referring your machine awHERjavw(snvwci pains in which mention the of leather boot One of our crew used man he Is corps." darted through the small of my back. you singing r commits an offense, Green Service corps. ''America." The request to always OY that foot to extra bandoliers of number The kidney secretions passed too fre- Wash- 17 hang "crimed," that Is, his name, Orange Quartermaster's corps. sing it in entirety came from ammunition on. This man was offense on the crime Medical quently and were highly colored. I Temember direct always and is entered Plum and black corps. read a lot ington, as I it now, n made use of little a. m. to and black Ordnance about Doan's Kidney Pills the of war, was the old ramiliar handy fellow; sheet. Next day at 0 he goes Dark red and pot some at Connell's store. from secretary SYNOPSIS. pafnted sign, that the would the room" before the drug "Sincerely, JTIommes 40, Chevaux 8." points ordinary person "orderly captain, corps. The first box me contin- I-- White band without cord Aviatioa helped and I CHAPTER Flrrd news overlook. who either him with "C. B." ued "Harvey II. Lowrey." by the of tht ''The 11. T. O. stuck us all Into one punishes their use until cured." sinking' of the Lusltania by a German The Germans made three counter or sends him before the O. C. (officer training corps. Price COc at all dealers. Don't submarine, Arthur Guy Empey, an Ameri- car. We didn't It was as Blue and white Reserve his office care; good attacks, which we. repulsed, but not The simply ask for a kidney remedy pet Dainty Marguerite Clark, in "Bab's can, leaves in Jersey City and as a Pullman to us. commanding battalion). captain and volunteer training corps. next poes to where he enlists in the without heavy loss on our side. They of the company can only award "C. B." dis- Doan's Kidney Pills the same that Diary," at the Empress theater iiritlsh army. Two we on Regular army men are to be Poster-Milbur- 2G days spent that train, also suffered from our shell thanked Mr. Dyle had. n Co., Thursday and Friday, September CHAPTER II After a period of traini- severely Tommy many a time has tinguished by the plain U. S. on their llfffrs Duffalo, N. Y. Adv. and 27. Don't miss this one. ng1, Empey volunteers for Immediate serv- bumping, stopping, Jerking ahead, and and machine-gu- n fire. The ground was the king for making that provision In collars, while members of the national ice and soon finds himself in rest billets sometimes sliding back. At three sta- spotted with their dead and dying. his guard have a small N. G. after the "somewhere in France," where he first we regulations. nt tions to U. makes the acquaintance of the ever-prese- stopped long enough make The next day things were somewhat To gain the title of a "smart soldier," S. and members of the national , some but were so a small N. A. "cooties." tea, unable to wash, quieter, but not quiet enough to bury Tommy has to keep clear of the crime army CHAPTER III Empey attends his first when we arrived at. IJ . where we Ger- the dead. sheet, and you have to be darned smart church services at the front while a were Marguerite Clark in "Bab's Diary" . man Fokker clrclef over the congregation. to embark for Mighty, we were We lived, ate ond slept in that trench to do It as black as Turcos our un- at the Empress theater, Thursday a CHAPTER IV Empey's command goes and, with with the unburled dead for six days. I have been on It a few times, most- and 2G and 27. Into the front-lin- e trenches and Is under shaven we looked a Friday, September Hot Blast Air lire for the first time. faces, like lot of It was awful to watch their faces be- ly for "Yankee Impudence." This is one of Miss Clark's new ones. Tight CHAPTER V Empey learns to adopt tramps. Though tired out, we were come swollen and discolored. Towards During our stay of two weeks in the motto of the Urtish Tommy, "If you happy. the last the stench was fierce. rest billets our us through are sroing to get It, you'll get it, so never We captain put worry." had packed up, preparatory to What got on my nerves the most was a course of machine-gu- n drills, trying There Is more Catarrh In this tection VI-B- ack of the than .U other diseases CHAPTER In rest billets, Em- detraining, when a It. T. O. held up his that foot sticking out of the dirt It out new stunts and theories. country pey gets his first experience as a mess hand for us to we put together, and for rears It wi l sup- stop where were seemed to me, at night, In the moon- After parades were over, our guns' posed to be Incurable. Doctors prescribed Florence orderly. and came over. This Is what he said: local and Heaters remedies, by constantly CHAPTER VII learns how the to be to crews also' out failing Empey light, trying twist around. got together and tried cure British. --are led. to with local treatment, pronounced joLliera I'm but orders have Several times this Impression was so some theories of their own In reference Is CHAPTER XXI. "Boys, sorry, Just it Incurable. Catarrh a local disease, been received cancelling all leave. If strong that I went to It and grasped It to handling guns. These courses had gTeatly Influenced by constitutional con- Arc iho Sfoves io Buy had been three hours earlier In both hands, to see If I could feel a nothing to do with the advancement of ditions and therefore requtres constitu- Cheapest Heating About Turn. you you tional treatment. Hall's Catarrh Medi- would have In movement. the war, consisted mostly of causing & The next we were relieved gotten uway. Just stay cine, manufactured by F. J. Cheney evening that train, as It Is going back. Rations I told this to the man who had used tricky Jams In the gun, and then the Co., Toledo, Ohio, U a constitutional In by the th nnd once lo- and choosing a Heating Stove you should be care- brigade, again will be issued to you for your return It for a hatrack Just before I lay down rest of the crew would endeavor to remedy, la taken internally acts returned to rest MMets. Upon arriving a cate as tnru the Blood on the Mucous furfates Journey to your stations. for little, nap, as things were quiet, quickly as possible the cause of the One Hundred Dollars re- nt these billets we were twenty-fou- r respective System. ful not to confine 'Trice and Value". 'Trice" is given I know." Then he left. and I needed a rest pretty badly. of the stoppage. This amused them ward Is offered for any case that 'Hal!' hours in which to clean I had Beastly rotten, up. A dead silence resulted. Then men When I woke up the foot was gone. for a few days and then things came to Catarrh Medicine fails to cure. Send for what into a stove. ' 'Value" is amount just finished getting the mud from my a circulars and testimonial. ' you put the started to threw their rifles on De had cut it off with our chain saw standstill CHENEY" & Ohio. uniform when the sergeant In- curse, Next F. J. CO., Toledo, orderly the floor others noth- out of the spare parts' box, and had (Continued Week) Fold by Drupgists. ?3c. and out formed me that my name was in orders of the car; said Hall's Family Fills for con.Mpat'on. quality you get of it. seemed to be while some plastered the stump over with mud. to leave, and that I was to report to ing, stupefied, May Alliason in "A Successful Ad- Connell's Drug Store ; Wortley & had the tears running down their During the next two or three days, the orderly room In the morning for or- before we were I missed that venture" at Empress, Saturday. French. Adv. Stove owners expect and rations. cheeks. It was a bitter disappointment relieved, ders, transportation to foot dreadfully; seemed as If I had I had a fit. hustled about all. more from a Florence nearly Now we suddenly lost a chum. s packing up, filling my with sou- blinded at the engineer of Hedter pack that it was all his fault we I think the worst thing of all was to venirs such as shell heads, dud bomtis, train; (so some- ; a watch the rats, at night, and nose caps, balls, and a Prus- reasoned) why hadn't he speeded up shrapnel or been on we would times In the day, run" over and play sian guardsman's helmet. In fact, be- little time, then off ar- about among the dead. MORE HEAT fore I turned In that I had every- have gotten before the order night, Now It was no us. Near our gun, right across the para- thing ready to report at the orderly rived? Blighty for was pet, could be seen the body of a Ger- room at nine the next morning. That return Journey misery to man I can't describe it. lieutenant, the head and arms of STOVES us; Just I was the envy of the whole section, which were hanging Into our trench. STRONGER WEAR swanking around, telling of the good When we got back to rest billets, we The man who had cut off the foot used found that our was In the lime I was going to have, the places I brigade to sit and carry on a one-side- d conver- would visit, and the real, old English trenches (another agreeable surprise) sation with this used to and that an attack was officer, argue beer I Intended to guzzle. Sort of contemplated. and point out why Germany was In the BETTER SERVICE rubbed It Into all Seventeen of the forty-on- e will never STOVES them, because they wrong. During all of this monologue do It, and now that It was my 'turn, I get another chance to" go on leave; I never heard him say anything out of took pains to get my own back. they were killed In the attack. Just the way anything that would have BETTER At nine I reported to the captain, re- think If that train had been pn time, hurt the officer's feelings had he been VALUE ceiving my travel order and pass. He those seventeen would still be alive. alive. He was square all right; AVJWJ5ttHfcirWiling y't L asked me how much money I wanted I hate to tell you how I was, kidded wouldn't even take advantage of a The line of Soft Coal to draw. I glibly answered, "Three by the boys when I got back, but it was dead man In an argument. largest hundred francs, sir;" he Just as glibly good and plenty. To civilians this must seem dread- AND THEY GET IT handed me one hundred. Our machine gun company took over ful, but out here one gets so used to and Wood Heaters we have a of the line at seven o'clock, Reporting at brigade headquarters, their part awful sights that It makes no Impres- n I I returned from with my pack weighing ton, waited, the night after my sion. In passing a butcher shop you ever shown. with forty others, for the adjutant to mcar leave. are not shocked a dead tur- The Stoves will for themselves out of their three by seeing pay Inspect us. After an hour's wait, be At 3:30 the following morning key hanging from a hook. Well, In came out; must have been sore because naves went over and captured the first a dead Is looked own Savings. Come in before you buy, we will be The France, body upon he wasn't going with us. and second German trenches. from the same angle. machine went over with the glad to talk it over with you. sergeant Issued gunners But, nevertheless, when our six days us two days' rations, in a little white fourth wae to consolidate the cap- were up, we were tickled to death to canvas ration bag, which we tied to tured line or "dig In," as Tommy calls be relieved. nnr? nnrmnnn our belts. it. Our machine gun company lost No Land without Then two motor lorries came Crossing Man's seventeen killed and thirty-on- e wound- along we came to liJV uu and we plied In, laughing. Joking, and clicking any casualties, ed In that little local affair of T. Frank Ireland Co. the German trench and mounted our HQ in the best of spirits. We even loved the while the a, "straightening line," the Germans, we were feeling so happy. guns on the parados of same. other clicked It worse than n companies 156 Yellow Front "We Never Sleep" Our Journey to seven days' bliss In I never saw such mess In my life we did. PHONE BRIDGE ST. IHighty had commented. bunches of twisted barbed wire lying After the attack we went Into re- The ride In the lasted about about, shell holes everywhere, trench serve billets for six and on tho lorry and dead days, two hours; by this time 'we were cov- nil bashed In, parapets gone, seventh once again we were lh rest bil- ered with fine, white dust from the bodies, why, that ditch was full of lets. was a road, but didn't mind, even If we were them, theirs and ours. It regu- were hor nnrlv choking.1 lar morgue. Some mangled CHAPTER XXII. ,...... from our shell fire, while others ribly ' j were or buried In the J wholly partly Punishments and Machine-Gu- n Stunts. the result of shell cav- mud, explosions Soon after my arrival In France; In haven't ing In the walls of the trench. One from I had found If you tried our Pastry Flour you have was on his fact, my enlistment, dead German lying back,1 that In the discipline Is with a rifle sticking straight up In the I One has to be care- which was burled very strict very missed something. No substitutes required. air, the bayonet of ful In order to stay on the narrow path . y o; to,the hilt In his chest Across his feet virtue. ' bul-- of government lay a dead English soldier with a j 5 sack - - I There are about seven million ways pound 40c hole In his forehead. This ns; let Tommy of breaking the klng's-regulatlo- to must killed as he ran . have been Just one you have to break another. I keep who has tried it will recommend THE UNIVERSAL CAR his bayonet through the German. The worst Is death by a Anyone it. Rifles and were scattered punishment equipment firing squad, or up against the wall" about, and occasionally a steel helmet no to into the as Tommy calls It It's longer necessary go could be seen sticking out of the mud. This Is for mu- no! nr. 1nst In entrance to desertion, cowardice, " ' At onp the details the merits of the :v' ; information to the enemy, describing practical a communication was a stretch- tiny, giving CHAPMAN & STRUNK trench, looting, rape, robbing the dead, forcing er. On this stretcher a German was j Ford car everbody knows all about "The a safeguard, striking a superior, etc. with a white around his i lying bandage Then comes the of sixty-fou- r Universal Car." How it goes and comes day near to him one of the punishment Phone 61 knee, lay In the front-lin- e trench with- stretcher-bearers- , red cross on his days after day and year after year at an operating the out relief. this time you have arm covered with mud and his helmet During s small that it's wonderfull. This to engage In all raids, working, parties expense filled with blood and brains. Close by, In No Man's and hazardous A the wall of the Land, every advertismcnt is to urge prospective bnyers sitting up against undertaking that comes along. If you V-- on his trench, with head resting chest, live the you r. through days to orders without as the war has x. : was the other stretcher-beare- He slxtyfour place delay are Indeed lucky. seemed to be the was so J conditions which interfere alive, posture ' This Is awarded where o produced may and ; but when I punishment 8 natural easy got there Is a doubt as to the willful guilt FARM PRODUCE o with holo J normal production. Buy a Ford car closer I could see a large. Jagged of a man who has committed an of- Dead Bodlet Everywhere. In his The three must have o when can one. We'll take care temple. fence by death. you get good we been killed the same shell-bur- st punishable At the railroad station at F by Then comes the famous field pun- a of order-g- et Ford to you soon as to an officer, who had a white The dugouts were all smashed In and O ALWAYS In the market t your your reported ishment No. 1. Tommy has nicknamed --crx- square-cu- t timbers () "after-servic- band around his ann, which read "R. knocked about, big and the best in e' when it 'crucifixion." It means that a man O for give Into walls caved In and j your Beans, Wheat, () T. Officer). splintered bits, d (Royal Transportation ' Is spread-eagle- on a Umber wheel, To us this officer was Santa Claus. entrances choked. e required. f two hours a for twenty-on- days. Ryo, Potatoes etc. () V Tommy, after taking a trench, learns day The sergeant In charge showed him During this time he only gets water, o to sorrow the hardest of J our orders ; he glanced through them his that part and biscuits for his chow. Is to hold bully beef and said: 'Make yourselves comfort- the work It You minor o our case this to be so. giit "crucified" for repeated able on the platform and don't leave; "In proved offenses. o WISE Si COBB the train Is liable to be In five The German artillery and machine P. H. along Next In order is field punishment & Co. had xxa for o minutes or five hours." guns taped (ranged) fair; ! Maloney was life to No. 2. Formerly Elevator. Phone 114 Belding, Michigan. It came In five a of It worth your expose your- confinement In Purdy'a o hours, string self an Instant This Is the "clink," o eleven match boxes on big, high a without blankets, getting water, bully - - a Don't think for minute that ths O Phone 164 Boldinu, wheels, drawn by dinky little engine Germans were the we beef and biscuits for rations and doing Michigan o with the "con. These match boxes only sufferers; all work that can be found. were clicking casualties o fst that ths dirty o were cattle, cars, on the sides, of which ThU may be for twaty-foc- x tours or