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Eliter a~ tre p08tOffice at il'D a!lOlis, ¥inne tao ao 8econd class matter. - M-r Mi~ota VOLUME 26 JULY, 1926 NUMBER 1 IF YOU ' RE A WRITER, AN ARTIST, OR A SINGEIl, THE PONTALIlA BUILDINGS WILL CALL You- Oil( of fht fWO siJfer sfrucfura, knou," tiS fhe Ponfa/ba bur/dln!,s, f or matI)' years t bt homt of persons in till strafas of " fe, from wetllthy tlrtUfS, Wrtftrs alld slllgers who have had sfudios hert, 10 poor Ira/"," tllld Frmch fam'/tts , T be hu,/dm!,J u'ert erecltd m 1849 bJ fhe BaroTltJJ de POl/fa/ba, ollly dtlughur of D on Adru A /mot/tlsfer, u'bo budt fbe SI. Louis Glb,dra/. By ALBERT . TOU LEY ('24) G7ascinating Form" AIana{,iI1{, Editor AImlUsota Datly ~ OLV 1\l,EW 07{LEA1\l,S JJ o make what might be a long scory short, ew But suppose you arrive in ew Orleans in a canoe, T Orleans has the worst mosquicoes, the best fo d, the a did lIen ulerud, (, 26,) and the writer late in eptem most curious courists, the second large t port in the ber having paddled many hot days in the bli teri ng United States, the one and only real Martli Gras in sun. uppo e you haye eaten 'our o\\"n cooking and America, the quaintest quarter anti more one way streets c.lIUP d out at the mercy of mo quitoe and ant . than any other ci ty on record , po e you haye seen no one you knew for weeks, ,ad To sit down and write a sane, common sen e article mo t of those YOll have se n haye thought that at Ie St about" America's Most Interesting Cit)''' is impossible, ' Oll were suffering a 'couch of the heat' or you would~.t· t The newcomer either hates it and \ onders how the be crui ing down the mile-wide Ii si ippi. ( 400,OOO-plus population stands the climate, dirt, mo - >0 quitoes, etcete:a, etcetera, or bu all of t.h penny po tal Then suppo e, on a warm epternber afternoon • u ~ cards, souvel11r bales of cotcon, pralll1e and baby finally reach ew Orlean , stowaway ·our du~e, ~ alliga cors and send them home with'" ish you secure a comfortable room in spite of y?Vr ~ were here," or "having the loveliest time." vagabond appearance, take the coole t III New Orlean i n't juSt a cit. It's an idea. p ssible bath, the mo t ch ering shav , ::!l It really isn't on Louisiana soil, but is built out the fre he t linen and ally out into t e 3 of the swamp made up of debri anti mud tre ts to learn what make thi city t e brought down b the Father of Water from one charming municipality in our land. :;) Minnesota, Wi consin, Illinois, Iowa and state ~ along the Missouri River. Th unbridled Mis uppose you ask ,l policeman a directio ,... sissippi for thousand of years (1i ten to the and h a mall), knO\ s!, and, moreover , g chorus of the anti-evolutionists) has each pring politely dire t y u, and a ks if there i~ « added land co Loui iana at the expen e of the anything m re he an do f r you! . Great Northwest, 3 ine it, an rnerican policeman! 44[)5~1 4 THE MINNESOTA ALUMNI WEEKLY follow his directions and find what you seek! Then It has remarkable eating places, but not one is able to suppose you enter one of the famous restaurants of the serve a steak comparable to those of a dozen Twin City city and ask the waiter what is good, and instead of restauran ts . having him poke a bill of fare before you and tell you The city, built on a huge bend in the river, has an that everything is good, hear him say that if you wish intriguing history. La Salle in 1682 passed the site, he will be pleased to order a dinner for you. Then , and had he not treacherously been slain probably would when it comes, suppose it is about the best thing you have established a f rt or post about where New Orleans have ever eaten,- inspite of dishes with names that yuur stands today. Tonty, his chief lieutenant, several teachers in French IF, 2W., etcetera, did nOt tell y u years later sought permission to carry out LaSalle's existed. plans, but French politics prevented. And next morning suppose the sun was just warm In 1718 Bienville founded a colony, naming it after enough and you wandered, not as the French regent, the Duke of Orleans . tourists, but as though you really ince then it h as flown the Spanish, French, could afford to spend more than onfederate and American flags . Ceded to three hours in the city- through Spain in 1763, it was secretly returned to the Vie u x Car r e, the French France, and in 1803 passed to the United Quarter. All of that is just what States as part of the Louisiana Purchase. happened to us . During the Civil War it was captured by Since September the writer has Admiral Farragut in April, 1862, since when spent most of his time in New the Stars and Stripes have reigned . Orleans, "soaking up the atmos To those of us not blinded to romance by phere," as some of the sailor boys tatistics, it is of little importance that New and tourists flippantly remark. Orleans has more than 400,000 population. And New Orleans has more at We are not made to forget its brilliant past mosphere than a debutante has and glorious possibilities by remembering confidence, which is enough. the number of sick persons that can be ac commodated in its hospitals, or memorizing Of course, my visions of creole bank clearances and deposi ts for the year, or, maidens promenading along the knowing it has one of the finest water and levee on the arms of gall ant beaux sewer systems in the h ave all gone glimmering. The ~orld. While grow easy, la.:y, languorous air I had lllg enthusiastic be expected to feel dominating the .. Pud!,i' TOIiJ CJ'oltsley Only Living .JI1an to cause this second city is found only at certain places iey. amollg f he port of the United and at certain times. There are b",ha at Lake IfOJCO, Decora Canoe Entire .JI1ississippi tates handles more toO many northerners and real tlOll Day, 1925. B'l.I1l'll1l!, at Ihe JOllfCl of the MiJJIJJippl fiver ill than a bill ion dol estate agents in the city, booming JUJt before fhe Ihe IlaJCII baJln III Northern MllllltJOfO. Aib"f S. lars worth of com New Orleans and the Gulf Coast, joufII<J be!,o'i. TOIiJI<J. ollfhor of fhu orlicle 011 New OrleollJ, merce a year, we do just 1S these same interests have calloed fh, tIIflre Imglh of the ' FOfhcr of IVafers' #II a 17 -foo, coflO'. TOIIJley wdl be well remembered not lose sight of the boomed Florida. There are no duels in the by alum'lI OJ UJJUf,1/1f ,dlfor 0,1 Ihe Uoff of !!Je fact that out of this streets, and I saw no lovers strumming guitars Alllmni JVetk& in 1924; OJ mallaglllg edlfor of Ihe Crescent H arbor undo/ iron galleries.