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“DARK HILLS UHDER” IS by James G. Burch sj his volume of ,es. Concomitant way of business ethics. Thus, they TO N. E. INTERNATIONAL “I, George Fairplay, have on this with the freezing o merchandise up­ are free to do many things which Mr. date started a business dealing in on his shelves this » xpression of con­ Fairplay cannot do. ACCLAIMS BY CRITICS men’s clothing and furnishings------cern freezes itself upon his face. What Faced with all these ominous dif­ etc.” few customers now come in remark ficulties George Fairplay seeks his RELATIONS SOCIETIES And so Mr. G. Fairplay launches about the fact, which depresses Mr. banker in desperation, but his banker University Senior Receives Wide Acclaim himself upon his business career. He Fairplay—and his business—further has troubles of his own and regrets is full of good merchandising ideas still. He begins to lose weight—and very much his inability to help him. World Economic Situation, Latin American from Stephen Vincent Benet—Paints New and is brimming over with the spirit sleep. In general, he’s a pretty-much- Shortly thereafter the Fairplay credi­ of private enterprise. These quali­ worried man. tors begin their song and dance. Problems Will be Discussed by Delegates England Scenery in Fine Verse Form ties, combined with a natural optim­ A somewhat peculiar thing about Yesterday, quite ironically, one of ism and a wide circle of friends on Mr. Fairplay, and something which his competitors purchased his bank­ at Round Table Conference on Oct. 27 whom to inflict it, swell the sails of perhaps should have been mentioned rupt stock—at a terrifically depreci­ his new mercantile barge with a good before, is the fact that he has certain ated figure. And Mr. Fairplay is no BOOK REVIEWED Zoology Assistant financial breeze. For a year or there­ moral ideas about the transactions of longer known as a “good business abouts the waters upon which he sails business. Another, and not so pe­ man.” In fact, he has a growing Mayoralty Campaign HOWARD J. HALL BY N. Y. CRITICS Killed Instantly are wondrously blue, and he reflects culiar thing;, is the fact that he has conviction that it’s bad business to his prosperity by a certain opulence competitors. Now, his competitors run a good business in these days. Plans Materialize LOCAL CHAIRMAN of figure and sustained jollity of man­ have a different philosophy, or lack However, though even he is not Published by Yale Press in Cecil Creath, Instructor in ner. He wonders now why he had not of philosophy, if you will. They are quite aware of it, he derived a larg­ Active Political Speeches Contest for Young Poets University, Dies in Auto gone into business long before this. never bothered about such things as er profit from his business than a Considerable Preparation Under Thirty Accident Now, just to see what happens, let the fairness or unfairness of starva­ good many others have from theirs— Begin on November 1— Made by Local Club to us escort Mr. Fairplay through a few tion wages, the injustice of lending he saved his self-respect. His mer­ Five in Race Welcome Visitors by Alfred E. Richards, Ph.D. years of the 1931-32 variety of gen­ support to sweat-shops, through pur­ cantile barge may have been scuttled, Head of University English Dept. Mr. Cecil V. Creath, a graduate as­ The opening date of Durham’s may­ sistant in the Zoology Department, eral business depression. chasing their cheap merchandise, or but he salvaged the most important The first volume of poetry ever oralty campaign has been definitely by Ralph Rudd was instantly killed when the car in His customary jovial expression the validity of their advertisements, to part of its cargo. Keep it up, George! published by an undergraduate of the set as Wednesday, November 1, when On October 27 and 28, the Inter­ which he was returning; to the Uni­ gradually gives way to a look of con­ name a few. In short, they are un­ There’s no real profit in business prof­ a select group of Durham’s politically national Relations Clubs of New Eng­ versity was demolished in a head-on cern as he notices a steady decline in burdened by any excess weight in the its, anyway. land will hold their annual confer­ collision with a truck near Ripley, ence in Durham, under the auspices New York. Two weeks ago Mr. of the local club and directed by Creath left the University to attend Weather Department PHILIP NESERIUS Cossack Choristers President Howard Hall and Profes­ the funeral of his father who died of sor Thorsten V. Kalijarvi, the faculty injuries received in an automobile ac Kiosk Needs a Home DIES SUDDENLY Open Lyceum Course advisor. cident. The representatives from thirty-five Mr. Creath was born in 1906. He eastern colleges and universities will graduated from the University of Illi­ Former U. N. H. Instructor World Famous Russian Male Trustee Gives Scrap Iron arrive on Thursday and Friday and nois in 1930, received his M.S. here For Use as Bulletin of Political Science Chorus Led by Jaroff will be housed in local fraternities last June, and was, at the time of his Board on Campus Dies in Greece Delight Audience and sororities by arrangement of the death connected with the Zoology De­ Sphinx. President Lewis will wel­ partment. He is survived by a sis­ come the delegates on Friday morn­ ter and a brother, both residents of Mr. John W. Pearson, resident of In the October 16 issue of T h e An arresting picture in their black ing in behalf of the University, and Illinois. Concord and trustee of the University N a t i o n a l H e r a l d , a story was print­ Cossack uniforms, as they formed on of New Hampshire, recently brought ed stating that Philip G. Neserius the stage, the Don Cossack Male the wehpome will be accepted by one 2,600 pounds of cast iron for the small had died suddenly at the home of his Chorus opened the Lyceum Course of the visiting delegates. Other SHIRLEY BARKER sum of one dollar. parents on the Island of Carpathos. Wednesday night at the Gymnasium speeches in connection with the wel­ N. H. Outing Club to RICHARD TOWER T h e N a t i o n a l H e r a l d is published with a program of native Russian coming ceremonies will be presented University of New Hampshire sug­ The 2,600 pounds of cast iron is in Pittsburg, Pa. in the Greek lan­ hymns and folk songs. by Howard Hall and Amy Hemingway gests to our minds several questions. the weather kiosk which has in the inclined citizens will address the resi­ Visit Catskill Mts. guage. \ Before an audience of 700 students Jones of New York, Executive Sec­ First, how did it happen? Second, past been located in front of the dents of Durham from the rear porch We quote here from the publication and towns people the chorus gave retary of the International Relations what is it all about? Third, is it Statehouse in Concord. It is a four of the A. T. O. house, time honored a translation of the announcement. renditions of the thrilling melodies of Clubs on the Carnegie Foundation. really poetry, or is it just verse? Vassar Outing Club Will cornered affair and has contained rostrum of political battles since this “ With great sorrow, the Adminis­ Imperial Russia. There will be two round table dis­ It “happened” that Miss Barker’s weather charts, barometers, etc. for annual feature was inaugurated. Sponsor Guest Trip trative Committee of the Carpathian The first part of the program con­ cussions on Friday afternoon, one on manuscript came into the hands of the convenience of the public. When An appeal is made to the student for Many Colleges Educational and Progressive Society sisted of five of the beautiful hymns the world economic situation, and the another poet, Mr. Stephen Vincent the federal government began its of the Russian Church. The inter­ other on the Latin American Situa­ Benet, editor of The Yale Series of economy program in July, it decided of America received, at their last meeting, confirmation of the sudden pretation of these songs was marvel­ tion. On Friday evening, C. Douglas Younger Poets, who recognized the Five Blue Circle members will rep­ that the maintenance of a meterology and untimely death of our dear friend ous in its inception, and the diminu­ Booth, famed British lecturer, and fact that here was genuine talent resent the University of New Hamp­ department in New Hampshire’s fair and countryman, Philip G. Neserius, tive Jaroff led his singers to heights William S. Culbertson, former Am­ which deserved national recognition. shire Outing Club on the guest trip capital was too expensive. This meant of musical rapture. bassador from the United States to He was particularly impressed by sponsored by the Vassar Outing Club, that the kiosk would have to go. formerly professor at the University October 20, 21, 22. of Louisiana, which happened in his Traditional folk-songs comprised Chile, and other speakers whose names “ the New England strain which runs It so happened that Mr. Pearson got The party will leave Durham early native country of Carpathos.” the second division of the entertain­ cannot be announced at present, throughout the book, persistent, stub­ wind of this, and with his usual public born and hardy as Queen Anne’s Friday morning for the Catskills and Carpathos is a little island located ment. The familiar Ehj Uchnyem, will address the conference. Saturday the Vassar lodge near Phoenicia, New spiritedness decided to purchase the between the Islands of Rhodes and song of the Volga boatman, brought morning, the annual meeting of the lace.” And so it won its place as historical landmark of Concord’s main Volume XXXII of The Yale Series of York. Saturday will be spent in hik­ Crete off the coast of Greece. this part of the program to a bril­ International Relations Clubs will be ing, and climbing some of the peaks street. He felt he had certainly made Mr. Neserius held the position of liant climax of glorious harmony. held. Younger Poets. a good deal when he managed to buy Dedicated to the author’s father, in that vicinity. Sunday afternoon, Instructor of Political Science at The haunting strains of the popular Miss Jones and Mr. Booth come to the New Hampshire members are to the kiosk for a dollar. But, unfor­ Ohio State University previous to his Christmas melody, Holy Night, the conference under the auspices of Will Tilden Barker, and containing a tunately, technical difficulties arose. charming, interpretative foreword by be the guests of Mr. and Mrs. Hollis­ work as Assistant Professor of Poli­ brought a fitting close to this part the Carnegie Endowment for Inter­ ter Sturges of Stoneridge, New York, Mayor Brown of Concord put down tical Science at Louisiana Polytech­ of the entertainment. national Peace, which is directed by Mr. Benet, the modest sheaf of 16 his foot and told Brother Pearson he individual poems and a sonnet se­ for lunch, after which they will make nic Institute. Until last June, Mr. The third and final section of the Nicholas Murray Butler, President of would have to remove his property Columbia University. quence of 24 additional poems, bears the return trip to Durham, arriving Neserius held the same position on program was composed of lighter re­ JOSEPH TARGONSKI Sunday night. or he could pay rent for the strip the faculty of the University of New frains, many of which were familiar C. Douglas Booth, traveler, publi­ the picturesque title, The Dark Hills of sidewalk on which it stood. body by the Blue Key society, sponsor Under, a phrase used by Wordsworth Colleges which will be represented Hampshire that he held at Ohio State. to the audience. The high spot was cist', lecturer, authority on Balkan af­ Moving 2,600 pounds of cast iron of the campaign, asking that they as in his poem Yarrow Unvisited. I on the trip are Yale, Dartmouth, and Though Professor JNeserius died at reached in the Gypsy song, Black fairs, has spent a number of years entails a little expenditure. The new students of this University refrain think that anyone who has seen the Smith. Blue Circle members repre­ the age of thirty-three, he had al­ Eyes, which is known and loved by in the Near East and the Balkans proprietor of the kiosk found that it from the rowdyism that marked last foothills of the White Mountains in senting New Hampshire are Jack ready become prominent in his field people in many lands. collecting political and economic ma­ would cost him $30 to do this. To year’s campaign. If the attitude of the light of a westering sun will per­ Sturges, president of the Outing Club, of study. Among his more recent A striking feature of the Lyceum terial for a new book. Among his make matters worse, he realized last year should return again there ceive the genius loci of the collection Lewis Crowell, George Parker, and articles were the following: “ Politi­ presentation was the method of en­ books and articles is a paper on the for the first time that he had no idea will be no more mayors to officiate on as shadowed in its title. Its poetry Marjorie Phillips. cal and Social Ideas of Ibsen” and trance and exit employed by the Cos­ political situation in Southeastern Eu­ as to what he would do with it. He Home Coming in future years and the deals primarily with New England Fourteen persons attended the Mt. “Political Ideas of Voltaire,” publish­ sacks. In stern military order they rope, presented before the Royal In­ couldn’t very well take it home and University will lose another of its too scenes and New England folk as seen Washington trip last week-end. The ed in the American Political and marched into the hall and formed on stitute of International Affairs in set it up in the parlor nor could he few traditions. by a daughter of New England, a party left Durham at eleven o’clock Science Review; “ Political Philosophy the stage. In a similar way they ef­ England, of which he is a member, use it for an ice chest. Consequently In an exclusive interview with daughter gifted with keen observation Saturday morning for the Pinkham (Continued on Page 5) fected their exit. and published in the Institute’s Jour­ he let the matter ride for awhile. “Beanie” Brett your correspondent and a deep sense of the drama of Notch huts. The two mile climb to The members of the Don Cossack nal. Italy’s Aegean Possessions, pub­ Concord’s worthy mayor stood it as was able to delve into the inside is­ life found among her native hills and Hermit Lake Shelter was made Sat­ Male Chorus and their leader, Serge lished in 1928, is also well known in long as he could and then for the sues of “ Beanie’s” campaign. He al­ dales—yes, even on the campus of urday afternoon. Jaroff, are former officers of the Rus­ the United States, as are his articles second time told him that his “ damn­ lowed me to quote him in one in- school and college. Early Sunday morning the party WEEK-END WEATHER sian Imperial Army. Their history written for the American Peace So- ed old weather Kiosk was an eye­ Phillips Exeter Academy, November ascended Mt. Washington to the sum­ FORECAST as a singing unit dates back to the (Continued on Page 5) (Continued on Page 5) 1931 mit by way of the Lion’s Head trail sore” and would have to be removed. prison camp of Tschelengir, near By this time Mr. Pearson had come “ Across this crescent yard now from Hermit Lake. The weather was Thurs., October 19, 4 P. M. Constantinople, where they were sent drifted white, to the conclusion that his purchase perfect for Mt. Washington at this A low pressure area is cen­ with the rest of the White Army Beneath these elms that beat against time of the year. Climbing was com­ was more of a liability than an asset. after the defeat of General Wrangel. dark skies tered this morning over Min­ 1 i fortably warm, though a fifty mile- However, there was one course left With their transport to Sofia, Bul­ i You trod this path another winter’s nesota, attended by rain and 1 i night an-hour wind was blowing on top. The for him. This was to see if U. N. H. snow moving rapidly eastward. garia, they formed for a time the • i With the same thoughts as mine be­ sky was cloudless and the distant might want it. He therefore com­ choir in the Russian Orthodox Church. Soda Fountain hind your eyes. It should reach New England Light Lunches horizon hidden by a smoky haze, but The Don Cossacks made their concert municated with authorities at the Uni­ by Friday, bringing' cloudiness, i < By yonder lighted pane half glazed i, with sleet, the views of the surrounding peaks versity and to his satisfaction found debut in Vienna, in 1923. Since then, i probably with some rain and i A lad bends down to scan a printed throughout the entire range was mag­ theyi would be delighted to have it. rising temperature. The pres­ they have sung throughout Europe, i line; nificent. The summit of Washington Mr. Pearson kindly consented to pay the British Isles, Australia, and i V Before my look his profile melts to sure is rising and an energetic meet and those of the other high peaks of for the transportation of his no longer high is developing behind this America. My memory of yours. This is a the Presidential Range were covered white elephant” to the portals of our storm, but the sky remains The University counts itself fortu­ shrine with a light fall of snow. The de­ institution and it now resides in the somewhat cloudy in the Pacific nate in obtaining this body of veteran (Continued on Page 6) scent was made early Sunday after­ superintendent - of - property’s store northwest. There are no indi­ singers, for the Cossacks are consid­ noon by way of the Tuckerman Ra­ room. cation at present of other ered the foremost group of choral COLLEGE PHARMACY vine trail to thei base, where the Authorities of the college have de­ storms developing. entertainers in the world. Franklin Theatre party left for Durham shortly after cided to use it as a bulletin board. These conditions indicate rain (Continued on Page 5) four o’clock. The only difficulty that faces them in Durham and vicinity on Fri­ Those attending the trip were Miss Franklin Theatre’s 3.30 P. M. now is where to put it. T h e N e w day followed by cloudy weather Edna Boyd, chaperon, Betty Hazen, 1I :1 H a m p s h i r e appeals to the student Friday night or Saturday morn­ !i matinee performances will ^art NOTE OF THANKS 1, Sally Perkins, Natalie Stevens, Eliza­ i body for suggestions. Those having ing. Saturday should be much i 1 on Monday, Oct. 23. The per­ 1 beth Farmer, Elizabeth Mecklin, Bob cooler and possibly partly We wish to thank every member ! formances will continue for the ideas as to a future location for the 1 Richards, Jack Reed, Richard Lowe, remainder of the year at the kiosk may hand them in to T h e N e w cloudy, and Sunday fair and con­ of the student body and local busi­ Walter Brown, Jack Sturges, Lew Stationery regular matinee admission price H a m p s h i r e ’ s mail box directly out­ tinued cool. ness men who contributed money to Victor Records Crowell, Lee Magoon, and George send the University band to Cam­ of 25c. side the office door. The best letter Donald H. Chapman, i Parker. turned in will be printed in next Geology Department. bridge on Saturday. i (Continued on Page 5) i week’s issue. THE STUDENT COUNCIL PAGE TWO THE NEW HAMPSHIRE, OCTOBER 20, 1933.

Published weekly during the University school year by the students of The University of New Hampshire, Durham, N. H. Offices: Editorial, Business, and Week Beginning October 20 Circulation, Thompson Hall, Durham, N. H. In case of change of address, subscribers will please notify the Circulation Man­ Friday ager as soon as possible. Please give old address as well as the new. Subscribers not receiving copy will please notify the Business Manager at once. “THIS DAY AND AGE” Subscriptions made payable to The New Hampshire, Durham, N. H., $1.50 per year. Single copies, five cents, at the office. Advertising rates on request. Charles Bickford, Judith Allen Entered as second class matter at the post office at Durham, New Hampshire, under the Act of March 3, 1879. Accepted for mailing at special rate of postage Saturday provided for in Section 1103, Act of October 3, 1917. Authorized September 1, 1918. “SHANGHAI MADNESS” Spencer Tracy, Fay Wray E D IT O R ...... Howard Ordway BUSINESS MANAGER ...... Arnold Rhodes Sunday EDITORIAL BOARD “PEG O’ MY HEART” Associate Editor ...... Enoch Shenton Sports Editor ...... James B. Dunbar by Roger Lambert Marion Davies News Editor ...... William V. Corcoran Women’s Editor ...... Nancy E. Carlisle Monday Society Editor ...... Martha V. Burns Aftermath ... Elvira L. Serafini Women’s Sports Editor ...... (What price Boston?) “THREE CORNERED MOON” BUSINESS STAFF Claudette Colbert, Richard Arlen, Advertising Manager ...... Robert Paine Harvard’s stadium National Advertising Manager ...... Howard Brooks Wildcat’s maladium Mary Boland Circulation Manager ...... Edward Hitchcock Glenn H. Stephenson N. H.’s band paradium CAPT. RANDALL KERNAN Assistant to Circulation Manager ...... Tuesday FEATURE WRITERS All slightly insanium Edwin Dvon Gritz James Burch Captain Randall Kernan, U. S. “THE WRECKER” REPORTERS Dinner at Eight A. retired, died October 9, 1933. Jack Holt Edith Baldwin, Ruth Bresnahan, Mildred Doyle, Roger Lambert, Robertson Page, Nan Pearson, Mary Anne Rowe, Betty Stoloff, Harriet Towle. Some had to wait From 1917 to 1920, Capt. Ker­ Wednesday NEWS AND SPORTS HEELERS nan was Professor of Military Others dined “BEFORE DAWN” John Arnfield, Daniel Atoman, Mary Bateman, Frank Brown, Winnifred Carlisle, The rest wined— tactics at the University. He Leon Cooperstein, Maurice Corcoran, Rachael Cox, Noah Levine, Nettie Maynard, Stuart Erwin, Dorothy Wilson Madlon Pickett, Geneviene Ranonoski, Ralph Rudd, Mary Winter. All with a date died at the station hospital, BUSINESS HEELERS Fort Banks, Winthrop, Mass. Thursday William Baker, Elliot Belson, William Kidder, Edward Michael, Joseph Mitter, Alvin Parker, Clyde Smith. University Club? Insanity “NO MARRIAGE TIES” Lost, all vanity Richard Dix, Doris Kenyon DURHAM, N. H., OCT. 20, 1933, At first all sophisticated Then just intoxicated. MATINEES WILL BEGIN MONDAY OCTOBER 23 AT 3:30 UNIVERSITY PUBLICITY? Well, the Tower warned you all about going to hotels other than the It is rather remarkable to observe the lack of foresight evidenced by Bradford. Most of you preferred to college students. One glaring example of this comes to mind immediately roam about, I know, but then there when one considers the students on this campus. Tlhe first of these is the Post Office Note were some who began to realize, regrettable behavior of the student body at the University Club dance held around four in the morning, that sleep after the Harvard game. is sometimes welcome. A few went Sealed proposals for carrying How any body of students, supposedly in the process of being educated, to the Bradford and were received in the United States mails, includ­ could be so lacking in the rudiments of good taste as evidenced by the be­ a shwell style. In fact, the accommo­ Robert S. Monahan, a graduate of ing parcel post, on Messenger havior at the dance last Saturday night, is a topic for much speculation. The dating management of that hostelry Dartmouth College in the class of Route 202112 between the Post actions of the students attending this dance have bought for the University went so far as to furnish free rooms 1929, will speak at convocation on Office at Durham, N. H. and the a rather permanent poor impression in the minds of the. University Club to some less fortunate students who October 25. Mr. Monahan will talk on Boston & Maine Station as often officials. The campus may now cherish the doubtful honor of being on par found themselves stranded without a his experiences as an observer on as required will be received by with the American Legion in convention. Alumni News place to sleep. (I can prove it.) Mount Washington for the past year. the Post Master until Oct. 25th, When, and not until, the students at this University learn to conduct Other Wildcats stayed at a hotel not He and two companions, Alexander 1933. Blank bids may be secur­ themselves according to the principles of gentlemanly behavior, the Univer­ very far from the Motor Mart and A. McKenzie and Salvatore Pagluci, ed at the Post Office. sity may be proud to acknowledge them at any time. At the present mo­ were unpleasantly surprised when spent a year on top of the mountain ment it is a disgrace to the school to have its name used in connection with Joseph A. Gorman, Acting P. M. they had to leave unexpectedly. . . in co-operation with a world wide net­ any such function as the dance held in Boston last Saturday night. work of special stations at high alti­ A whole basket of orchids to that tudes and latitudes for the purpose OUR “CULTURE-LESS” CAMPUS? Newburyport turnpike motorcycle po­ of meteorological, magnetic and radio summer of 1932 he was a member of liceman who stopped us claiming that investigation in conjunction with the the Mount Fairweather Alaskan Possibly it is a presumptuous conclusion that the cultural level of the we were breaking speed laws then Second International Polar Year. A expedition led by Bradford Wash­ students on the campus of this University is ridiculously low. However, by let us go when he noticed the New book entitled, Mount Washington Re­ burn. At present Mr. Monahan is in exaggerating slightly, one can say that there is a fine majority of students Hampshire sticker saying “ If you occupied, has been published by Mr. charge of the Conservation Corps on this campus who at least have some semblance of maturity—of culture- don’t beat Harvard, I’ll nab you on Monahan from his daily journal of Camp at Darby Field in Pinkham At least their outward actions bespeak of culture and trained intelligence. the way back!” experiences on top of the mountain. Notch. On the other hand, it is quite indubitable that their illustrious classmates Mr. Monahan was employed by the Representatives of the Outing Club are simply a herd of bovines who absorb knowledge by the simple process of Bostonese:—Four different road- Forest Service on the Jornada Range will lunch with Mr. Monahan and impressionability brought about by the constant repetition of facts pre­ sterf from Durham rolling into Har­ Reserve in New Mexico, and the Saw­ Lieutenant Robert H. Augustinus, U. sented by patient instructors. And out of classes, the same “ students” vard square at high noon Saturday tooth National Forest in Idaho, dur­ of N. H., ’32, Theta Chi, on Wednes­ swagger pompously about, lauding ceaselessly mysterious gin parties, foot­ . . . Vandals breaking into our parked ing the field season of 1931. In the day. ball heroics, fine dates, and the like. Granting that these laudations are* car and running off with four bags worthy in some respects, why create the impression on your listeners that belonging: to two Congreve co-eds— that is all you have gained from your college education? and later on, the police of Boston jok­ It seems that the ultimate motivation of the average student on this ing about thQ robbery instead of get­ campus, is to acquire in place of a sound education, some of fchis mythical ting to work and nabbing the cul­ “ popularity” which others of the same type, just thrive on. Instead, prits before they could destroy the wouldn’t it be extremely more beneficial for him to direct some of this goal­ evidence. . . Bill Thompson almost ^OmECTOj less energy to something much finer—something more culturally advancing put in the hoose-gow at Everett be­ so that in later years no regrets will arise for a misspent college education cause he broke glass in the street. . . which unhappily turned out to be just a “four-year loaf” ? Some mistake about rooms 1203 and 1206, at the unlucky1 hotel. . . Lew Hooz asking someone where the Uni­ WHAT PRICE TERPSICHORE? versity Club was; he had to play, he said. . . Three- students taxiing around Occasionally, perhaps frequently, the desire arises in the hearts of most looking for a decent place to sleep at, college men to set apart an evening in which to enjoy the pleasures of the and finally, broke, being dropped at a dance, and to forthwith engage the charming company of some bright bit of hotel where they obtained beds for a femininity to shower the occasion with romance, as well as Terpsichorean de­ dime apiece. . . Doc Toolin saying light. f **TIDs j hello to Ted Lewis in front of the The night arrives, and she comes to us, sparkling and vivacious, daintily Bradford. . . The elevators at the arrayed in a gown of enhancing beauty, which fact we momentarily witness Jordan j / University Club being so jammed that Palmer/ before she conceals its resplendence beneath a light wrap—a seemingly all- we could barely snuggle in when we *0By too-light wrap to effectively allay the chilliness of the evening air. dropped in at midnight to get some The close proximity of such feminine charm is enough to start the Imp news for the column before the dance of Romance dancing in any man’s soul. was over . . . we were too late. . . Such was our blissful condition on one Saturday evening not long past. New Hampshire students at every But, unfortunately, there is a sordid side to this romantic interlude. And night-club in Boston, especially at here it is: ' the Club Mayfair and at the Chalet It cost us, that night, exactly twenty-five cents for the privilege of leav­ . . *. Chalet promises to become fa­ ing that “seemingly all-too-light wrap” and our own well-worn garment in vorite Club of New Hampshireites. . . the University cloak-room for a few brief hours. And, in these times, that Three sweet things in a Massachu­ is enough to almost effectively squelch that aforesaid Imp. setts car passing a Wildcat auto This result derives not so much from the actual cost as from the knowl­ cheering for Harvard. . . Someone edge that the charge is an openly unfair one. One rather expects to be getting up at the Old France and “taken in” in this manner when attending a circus or a carnival, but just cheering for New Hampshire, at three why such Barnumian tactics should be employed at a University function is in the morning. . . Columnist for beyond our ken. Daily Record seated at corner table at the Chalet, taking notes. . . Colonel GERMANY AND HITLER Stoopnagle and Budd among other notables there. . . Lone students roam­ ing the streets looking for the gang that they lost. . . Mr. Swain pleased at the showing of the band. . . The door-man at the University Club looking very tired. . . Three football men going: into Louis’ on Tremont street for a duck dinner. . . A glimpse, between the halves, of the Harvard- Exeter frosh tie. . . Peppy Harvard band; smart when the fife players threw their instruments into the air and caught them for the opening strains. . . About fifty-five different students asking us to be very careful in our column; some begging, others threatening. . .

Don’t blame us if we have omitted names in this week’s column. The truth is that so many persons with guilty consciences have ambled up to us and told us to be discreet, that we found only one thing possible and that was to omit all names, almost. BELL SYSTEM

Germany’s loss of patience with the Versailles ball-and-chain is in accord­ ance with our own views, for the two billion dollars in German bonds held in the United States has not declined one iota in value. We only hope that the statesmen of the world will go quietly about adjusting the situation to the satisfaction of everyone, and that Germany will TAKE A TRIP HOME BY TELEPHONE soon return to its vacant seat at Geneva. -TONIGHT AT HALF-PAST EIGHT! THE NEW HAMPSHIRE, OCTOBER 20, 1933. PAGE THREE CRIMSON ELEVEN SMOTHERS WILDCATS, 34-0 Harriers Nose Out FROSH FOOTBALL ELEVEN Strong Maine Team Sports LOCKE RUNS FIFTY-EIGHT DEFEATS STRONG BOSTON Black Brothers Cop First YARDS TO FEATURE GAME-- Two Places—Dave Webster Slants UNIVERSITYOUTFIT 13-0 Leads Wildcats in New Hampshire opened its 1933 HAPHEY OUTKICKS HARVARD cross-country campaign with a win by Jimmy Dunbar over the surprisingly strong Univer­ We hope that the fans of Durham Wildcat Kittens Trounce Terrier Pup— sity of Maine harriers at Orono, he opened again, and by a series of have sufficiently recovered from the Maine, October 14, 1933. New long runs which had the varsity team Brilliant New Hampshire Air Attack effects of the “ Perfect Week-end” to Nathanson Features with End Runs Hampshire finished on the victorious rather out in left field, he pushed enable them to read our humble offer­ side of a 27-28 score. over another tally. Mirey also looked Baffles Harvard—Lane, Wells, ings. We did have such a hard time —Karazia, Mirey, Score Despite the fact that the first two brilliant in this short workout, while writing things, you know! men to finish wore Maine colors, New the Kitten line smothered the Var­ Run Wild Through Wildcats *- sity offense. Hampshire as a team unit placed A Terrier football team that was more men in the first five than did All in all, we can’t kick about that Manchester Defeats Although overpowered by a strong heralded as being the best eleven that the losers. Harvard game. We cut down last The feature of the B. U. Frosh Bob Haphey Elected Harvard team, and outrun by the has represented the freshman class at The Black brothers placed first year’s score by six points, and if this Frosh Cross Country game, aside from the great work of brilliant Crimson backfield aces, the Boston University for years was and second while Dave Webster was feat can be duplicated consistently, Nathanson, was the splendid kick-offs Captain of Wildcats University of New Hampshire’s Wild­ forced to taste its first defeat today the first Wildcat to finish. He and five or six years might bring some which Bolles, freshman guard from cat eleven fought gamely against the by a strong Kitten combination. Inexperience of Freshmen the rest of the Wildcats elected to interesting developments. Montpelier, got off. Twice his high heavy odds, but even their flashy pass­ The “ Lundy” coached eleven was One Reason for Defeat— stay to-gether as a team in order to unable to penetrate the B. U. half spirals sent the B. U. safety man ing attack, coupled with some fine Glover Third combine points to win. Doing this, Although it was really a great Former Lawrence High Star Of the field during the first half back to the goal line, and a great punting by Haphey could not prevent they were slightly behind the win­ game all the way, that first quarter Enters Last Lap of chiefly because of the excellent punt­ deal of ground was gained by his an overwhelming 34-0 defeat. Opening the Freshman Cross Coun­ ners. deMoulpied and Glover were was the real dynamite. Bob Haphey’s ing of the opponents’ backs and the ability in this department. Football Career Playing steady football at the out­ try season on the home course last fourth and fifth respectively. Marsh kicking stole the show, and even the marvelous defensive work of the line. set, Harvard played New Hampshire Saturday, the Kittens placed second, of Maine broke in to separate Blood great Dean was forced to yield yard­ However, in the third and fourth at its own game and returned each losing out by an overwhelming mar­ and Murray of New Hampshire from age to our ace. If New Hampshire periods 'the Kittens broke through While the Varsity is journeying to Robert “ Skippy” Haphey, ’34, was punt, generally for a loss. Haphey’s gin to a strong Manchester team. Glover. Maine with Wishart and had been able to entice the Harvard the Terrier defense with four touch­ Maine this week-end, our frosh team elected captain of the varsity foot­ kicks were accurately placed, general­ Manchester finished first scoring Saunders captured the ninth and tenth quarterback into carrying on the kick­ downs, two of which were not counted will play its first home game, taking ball team last Tuesday. ly going out of bounds, while Dean’s eighteen points. Darrah, of Manches­ positions. Raduazo, a Wildcat, de­ ing duel, we would not only have had because of offside and interfer­ on the strong Dartmouth freshman Bob hails from Lawrence High, long high drives carried over the ter, finished first, followed by his feated Osgood to the tape for eleventh more fun, but the score might have ence on forward passes. Karazia, team. Unless the blocking of the Mass., where he played first string head of the Wildcat safety man on teammate, J. Irving. They also copped place while Marlak outran Morong been a little more entertaining also. aggressive frosh fullback, crashed Kitten eleven improves greatly, fullback for three years. In ’26, he several occasions. the fourth, fifth and sixth places with for thirteenth place. through tackle to score the first Coach Lundholm and his assistants, was elected captain of his high school After battling the heavier Crim­ H. Hutchinson, Lareidiere, and Fo- An unfortunate cramp forced Rad­ touchdown, after the Kittens had Evidently our cross country men Wood and Hanley, are rather doubt­ team. At that time he was star son eleven on even terms for ten dela respectively. The first New uazo, the favorite, to fall back quite pushed the Terriers back some sixty ran into a little stiff opposition down ful of the outcome. They attribute punter. The following year he was minutes of the first quarter, the Wild­ Hampshire man to finish was Glover, a distance and out of the running. yards. Lundholm’s team again scored at Maine last week. Barely nosing the weakness in this department to re-elected captain, which is quite a cats suddenly cracked wide open, and in third place. Kimball, Robertson, According to results of his last year’s when a fumble was recovered by half out a victory by the slim margin of the fact that there have been but few distinction in Lawrence where com­ Fergie Lock, brilliant backfield ace, Bratt, and Fishloch finished tenth, efforts and this year’s, he was favor­ the New Hampshire team on the one point, the team found the going offensive workouts in the past few petition for varsity berths is keen. weaved and twisted his way through twelfth, thirteenth, and fourteenth po­ ed to win without much difficulty, but one yard line. Mirey crashed through rather tough; although the cramps days. Lawrence high was all scholastic a gaping hole in the left side of the sitions. Eighth place was the best the accident occurred about mid-way left guard for the score. which attacked Raduazo nearly re­ champion for the season of ’27 with line and sprinted to the three yard position gained by Concord while the in the race, and the others had to Nathanson was the offensive star sulted in a catastrophe. The bright, Haphey in the thick of every en­ line. A penalty placed the ball on remainder of the team straggled in take his place. The order of finish: The counter attraction on the com­ of the game from the New Hamp­ spot of the meet was the victory by counter. During his three years in the one yard line from which John far behind the leaders. First, E. Black of Maine; second, ing week-end will be that much her­ shire viewpoint, his long end slants Webster and the brilliant work of high school he was suggested as full­ Dean, blonde giant who plays full­ The . Manchester Cross Country R. Black of Maine; third, Webster alded touch football between the and tackle thrusts gaining ground deMoulpied, who set the pace for the back on innumerable all state and all back in addition to duties as captain team had a remarkably powerful ma­ of N. H.; fourth, deMoulpied of N. H.; Theta Chi’s and the team from whenever the B. U. defense weakened. Wildcats throughout the race. scholastic teams. of the Harvard team, plunged over chine, the first man finishing 16:21 fifth, Glover of N. H.; sixth, Marsh Lambda Chi Alpha. Both teams have Bolles, who plays guard, sent In 1930 he entered U. N. H. where for the opening score. The attempt which is five seconds slower than the of Maine; seventh, Blood of N. H.; been having secret workouts, and both two long kickoffs down the Terrier he was elected captain of the Fresh­ at converting the extra point failed course record. Glover, the first New eighth, H. Murray of N. H.; ninth, have wired to famous alumni to re­ goal line. Lang at guard and Gowan That scrimmage between the Fresh­ man team. In ’31 and ’32 he .made and the period ended a moment Hampshire man to cross the line, fin­ Wishart of Maine; tenth, Saunders of turn to the campus in time for the at tackle were the bulwarks in the men and the Varsity on Wednesday his letter in football. Since he first later with the Crimson machine roll­ ished with fast time, 16:33. Maine; eleventh, Raduazo of N. H.; game. It is rumored that Dick Eus- line. Costa played well at center, his afternoon was some scrap. The Var­ made his debut-at U. N. H. he has ing with some of its power fially The inexperience of the N. H. team twelfth, Osgood of Maine; thirteenth, tis, disguised in a white mask, will perfect passing being particularly sity pushed over a touchdown a few played fullback and done most of the under control. was really the cause of their down­ Marlak o f N. H.; fourteenth, Morong be the Fred Merriwell of the outstanding. minutes after play began, but the punting. In the second quarter, the offensive fall. Not one of the team has ever of Maine. Lambda’s, with a bare possibility of Still weak in blocking, the fresh­ Kittens did not take long in getting In ’32 Bob made the first touch­ of the home team began to function run in a cross country race previous the Slack twins returning, while men showed potential offensive revenge. Taking the ball on the kick- down of the season. The college had smoothly, and first Locke, and later, to this year. The Kittens formed the triangular meet with Harvard and Howie Hanley is endeavoring to break strength, with backs with the ability off, they carried straight up the field, purchased a wildcat as a mascot for Lane, Wells, Pesky, and Adzigian their group too far to the rear, and Dartmouth freshmen on Saturday, into the rival lineup. “Mac” Bever- of Nathanson and Mirey always be­ six or eight plays being enough to the team and it had been decided that tore off long gains around the end and were unable to overcome the handicap. Sweet i§ hoping for a victory in this stock has announced that he will be ing dangerous. The defensive line tally their first score. Joe Nathanson, the cat would be named after who­ off the tackles. Harvard used a spin­ There is a chance that some new | important meet, and will endeavor to play was steady and seldom were the diminutive halfback, scored the tieing unable to appear, due to previous en­ ever made the first score. Skippy ner play to great advantage, crash- men will run for New Hampshire in I find the most formidable combination. gagements. B. U. backs able to break away for points with a pretty run. Soon after thereby became Bob’s namesake. (Continued on Page 4) long gains. The line-up: N. H., ’37 Boston Univ., ’37 Manchester (Twyon), le re, Grass (Silverman) Currier (Gowan, Dussault), It rt, Levine (Cortez) Bolles, lg rg, Hondrue (Segal) Costa (Scannell), c c, Moriarty Tubinis (Lang, Belson), rg lg, Tunson Wilson (Almgren), rt It, Nichols Facey (Hepworth), re le, Lynch (Grey) Quadros (Mirey), qb qb, Delaney Karazia (Mirey), lhh rhb, Perry Segole (Nathanson), rhb lhb, Dow Kelly (Cadigan, Lokesky), fb fb, Carrol (Rabinowitz) Touchdowns: Karazia, Mirey. Point after: Mirey (placement). Glider Club Elects FOR ALWAYS LUCKIES 1933-34 Officers

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quivers or quakes. Whatever the nology, will be the principal speaker Crimson Eleven Smothers Wildcats, 34-0 Scabbard and Blade solution may be we would be much Annual Meeting of of the afternoon and his subject will UNH Students Form (Continued from Pajfe 3) interested in hearing all about it. be on: “The Engineers’ Council for STATISTICS Mil. Ball on Nov. 24 Anonymous. N. E. Engineers Here Professional Development.” Presi­ Progressive Club dent Compton’s address will outline First Second Third Fourth Total briefly the reasons for the creation Weekly Discussions Will H NH H NH H NH H NH H NH Dr. Compton, President of Dancing Held from 9 P. M. Graduate Teaching of the Engineers’ Council for Profes­ Include Talks by Men Points Scored 6 0 14 0 14 0 0 0 34 0 to 2 A. M.—Platoon Drill M. I. T. to Speak About sional Development, the problems im­ First Downs 2 11 10 1 5 3 2; 4 19 10 mediately before this council, and the Prominent in Work Gain by Rushing 47 12 212 7 180 7 31 7 470 33 Engineer Council 2 1 2 3 2 2 2 3 8 9 Features Program Positions Released organization and procedure which Number Penalties A group of students on campus Yards Penalized 35 2 20 20 10 10 20 15 85 47 The annual meeting of the New have been adopted to handle these have organized the Progressive Club F. P. Attempted 0 3 1 4 1 4 3 11 5 27 Scabbard and Blade's annual Mili­ 4 0 11 England Section of the Society for the problems. As chairman of the Sub- under the direction of the Christian F. P. Completed 0 2 0 2 0 3 0 tary Ball will be held November 24. 0 0 1 1 1 1 3 2 5 Education Dept. Releases Promotion of Engineering Education Committee on Engineering Schools, F. P. Intercepted 0 Dancing will be held from nine p. m. Work Office. The primary aim of the Gain by F. P. 0 30 0 21 0 51 0 56 0 158 List—Several Seniors will be on October 21, at the Univer­ Dr. Compton will describe in detail club is to make a study of all pro­ 5 1 1 2 0 11 13 to two a. m. Number Punts 6 7 2 Cadet Teaching sity of New Hampshire. This society, the reasons which have been made Distance Punts If the plans which are now being gressive movements in varied fields the total membership of which is advisable for the adoption of a plan of thought. (from scrimmage made materialize there will be a pla­ 284 254 87 20 43 49 28 0 442 504 about twenty-five hundred, meets for obtaining an approved list of Every Thursday evening at eight line) toon which will drill on the dance floor Average Punts 47 36 43 40 43 49 14 0 40 39 The department of Education has every year in various colleges and uni­ engineering schools by departments 7 0 0| 0 0 21 11 during intermission. The chairman o’clock, in the Commons Organiza­ Punts Run-Back 18 4 3 submitted the following list of alumni versities; last year the New England and will describe the criteria which of the music committee is Charles tion Room, a discussion is led by a of the University of New Hampshire Section met at Harvard University, have been proposed for arriving at mg through the tackle, and then its third touchdown. Lane made Graffam with King as a co-worker. man who is outstanding in his field. who have been placed in teaching po­ On October 21, the members will this approved list. drawing the defensive backs out of twenty yards to midfield before he Although no definite band has been Frances Henson, of the Religious and sitions, together with the subjects register at the Faculty Club at nine The evening banquet will be held at position. Locke and Lane both made was replaced by Nevin. Working in booked yet, the choice will probably Labor Foundation in New Haven, in­ they teach and the location of the o’clock Following registration at the University Commons at six thirty, long runs from this play, Locke’s a backfield with Waters, Haley, and be between Billy Murphy, A1 Stanta, troduced the subject, The End of One school: nine thirty, a tour of inspection will p. m. leading to the touchdown. Lane scored Adzigian, Nevin carried the ball down Ed. Murphy, Dan Murphy and his Epoch and the Beginning of Another Class of 1933 be made of the University, and at The address of the evening, “The the second touchdown in the second the field in short gains, finally land­ Musical Skippers, Herb Whitney, A1 at the first meeting. The following Alta Alexander, Home Economics, twelve thirty, p. m., luncheon will be Engineer On The Witness Stand,” quarter, carrying five yards off tackle. ing the pigskin on the 11 yard line. Mitchell, and Joe Roman. Commit­ week J. Paul Williams, Professor of Ashland; Florence Bartlett, Home served at the University Commons. will be delivered by Professor Wil­ This time the try for the extra point Adzigian took his turn at carrying tees are as follows: Refreshments, Religious Education at the Massachu­ Economics, Franconia; Jennie Buj- At two o’clock, President Lewis will liam H. Kenerson, Chairman, Division was successful. the ball here, and crashed off the right chairman Harrison Chesley and Robert setts State College, discussed Democ­ nievicz, French, Laconia; Cynthia officially welcome the members in the of Engineering, Brown University. Shortly after Harvard made a long side of the line, reversed his field Haphey; Decorations, chairman racy Doomed. Corson, Biology, Physics and Math., lecture room of the Charles James sustained march down the field for and outran the safety man to score Alva Swain, Parker and Prendergast; Last night Mr. William Yale, in­ Dover; Donald Dunnan, English and Hall. in the left hand corner of the field. Programs and Tickets, chairman structor in history at the University, Coaching, Billerica, Mass.; Mar- Dr. Karl T. Compton, President of Christian Work Nevin kicked the goal and the score Fred Martineau, Davis, and Gibson. discussed with the group America's gurete Fall, Rural, So. Tamworth; Massachusetts Institute of Tech- Miss Donnelly to Ad­ was twenty to nothing. The following have been selected as Adaptations to Her New Environ­ Bruna Farinole, Rural, Westmore­ In the third quarter, Harvard chaperones: President and Mrs. J. Paul Williams, director of reli­ ment. He approached the subject land; Alyce Gage, Rural, Merrimack; gious work at Massachusetts State from the point of view that “ life is a dress A. W. S. Oct. 25 furnished its fireworks early. Wells Lewis, Lieut. Col. and Mrs. Putney, Class of 1926 Francis Glennon, Math., Manchester College, Amherst, Massachusetts, was series of adaptations to a changing took the kick off and waltzed back and Capt. and Mrs. Norman P. Hjalmer Maki, P. A. and Science, W.; Mabel Johnson, Home Economics, the speaker at the Progressive Club environment, and that all of man’s to his own forty-three yard stripe. William. New Ipswich. Claremont; Mary Locke, Home Eco meeting last Thursday evening, talk­ environment. As man’s knowledge Simmons College Library On the first play from scrimmage, Class of 1921 nomics, Keene; Frances Marshall, ing on the subject: “ Can democracy and skill, and control over the forces School Representative Fergie Locke took the ball, cut inside John Cotton, Headmaster, Walpole. TO THE EDITOR Fifth Grade, Rangeley, Me.; Dorothy survive?” Mr. Williams called at­ of nature increase, the greater be­ to Address Women left tackle, dodged through the Wild­ Graduate Students Awarded a Mellett, Languages, Lancaster; Bea­ tention to the turn to fascism the comes the degree of culture and the cat secondary and ran across the field trice Nutter, Latin-History, Appleton Master’s Degree—1933 diagonally. Breaking into the open, With all due respect to anyone who world around, and spoke in favor of more rapid the modifications of the Miss June Donnelly of the Sim­ Academy; Alice Rowe, English and Warren Clark, Ed.M., History, En­ he outran the last Wildcat tackier may be concerned we deeply regret democracy—free speech, free/ press environment.” mons College Library School, Boston, Latin, Marlboro; Leonard Rowell, field; Ruth Dodge, A.M., English and and sprinted over the goal line for that the quality of the provender and individual opinion. He declared Man’s problem is the changing of Mass., will be the guest speaker of Grammar School, Manchester; Con French, Goffstown; Muriel Grover, the score without being touched. He which is thrice daily brought before that Europe believes war imminent institutions to meet the needs of his the Association of Women Students, stance Tobey, Home Economics, Wal­ Ed.M., Latin and French, Ashland; was aided by Wells, who did some us in the University dining halls has and that students must be ready to new environment. If he is unable or Wednesday, October 25, in the Scott pole; Dorothy Williams, Latin, Eng­ Phyllis Moran, Ed.M., English, New- splendid blocking. Dean successfully gastronomically forced upon us the make a definite decision as to whether unwilling to adapt himself to the Hall organization room from four to lish, and Music, Farmington; Flor­ buryport, Mass.; Dorothy Sewell, kicked for the additional point. necessity of critical comment. Per­ or not they will fight for their coun­ changed environment, there is a tend­ five p. m. ence Woodward, Home Economics, A.M., Latin and English, Walpole. An intercepted pass led to the final haps we lack the intestinal fortitude try. ency to bring the environment back The theme of her address will be Berlin; Gabrielle Grenier, Physical The following is a similar list of score, with Barrett finally pushing which the victuals in question seem to suit the institutions. The policy library work in general, of what li­ Education, Claremont. undergraduates who are cadet teach­ A candle-light recognition service the ball across the last white line to demand and in that case, the fault of the present National administration brary work consists, the desirability ing this term: Robert Bateman, Sci­ for new members of the Young from six yards out, with Whitney no doubt lies entirely with us and is Class of 1932 is in part an effort to change in­ of it, and the necessity for specializa­ ence and Mathematics, Bar Harbor, Women’s Christian Association will adding the extra point. a purely personal matter, to be reme­ Mary Connor, English, Henniker; stitutions to fit the new environment, tion in the field. She will also de­ Maine; William Benedict, History and be held next Monday evening in the In the fourth quarter, the Wild­ died by our physician only. Ralph Goodrich, Biology, English, and and in part a deliberate attempt to scribe in detail the training and the Biology, Melrose, Mass.; Donald Bow­ Commons’ organization room at seven cats played the crimson to a stand­ However, we quite reasonably feel Science, Brigham Academy, Bakers­ change the environment. As an courses offered by Simmons College ler, Mathematics and Science, Nash­ o’clock. All new and old members are still, threatening several times to that other mortals are constructed in field, Vt.; Dorothy Jenkins, Commer­ example of the latter, we have been for those preparing to become li­ cial, Claremont; Frances Lane, Ru ua; Philips Chase, Science, Hopkin- requested to be present. The service break loose on one of the many clever much the same manner as we, and, purposely destroying our surplus in brarians. ton; Dorothy Kelly, Mathematics, will point to the incarnation of the passes which seemed to have the in view of that opinion, are at a loss ral, North Newry, Me.; Pauline Ner- order to return to an environment Miss Donnelly will talk very in­ Claremont; Ruth Logee, English and purpose of the Association in the lives Harvard team badly 'outguessed. to explain their apparent docility in bonne, Languages, Henniker; Jona­ of want.” formally and everyone will have a History, Epping; Lillianne Mathieu, of its members and in the world. First Haphey and then Demers tossed the matter. Perhaps they have dis­ than Osgood, Agriculture, Raymond; chance to ask her questions concern­ French, Durham Junior High School; the ball into the arms of waiting covered a magic system, or a gastric Ernest Pelletier, P. A., Pinkerton NOTICE ing the vocation. In past years there Miriam Myllymaki, English, Durham Next Thursday evening, at eight receivers, who were almost without aid, or perhaps they have just be­ Academy; Dorothy Smith, Rural, East have been many students from this Junior High School; James Romeo, o’clock in the Commons’ organization All fraternities and sororities en­ exception downed in their tracks. come constitutionally hardened, and Weare; Theophil Wageman, Math University who have successfully con­ Mathematics and Science, Nashua; room, William Yale will address Pro­ tering the Blue Key stunt night The best* opportunity which was thus are able to down anything, and and Science, Austin-Cate Academy tinued in Simmons Library School, Harriet Sherburne, Mathematics, La­ gressive club. should communicate with me not later presented for a New Hampshire score keep it there, without digestional Merrimac, Mass. having followed this career. conia; Raymond Sims, History, Dur than Wednesday, October 25. was in the third period, immediately Class of 1931 Miss Donnelly has been with Sim­ ham Junior High School; Helen Sko- The cabinet of the Young Women’s following the great touchdown run Dorothy Jones, English, New Bos Howard J. Hall, mons for a number of years and is field, History, Manchester; Harriet Christian Association will have din by Locke. Haphey shot a long pass ton; Doris Varney, Pittsfield; Mary ner at Highland House on Friday Pres. Blue Key. well suited to offer advice along this Smalley, Home Economics, Durham to Pederzani, after a Harvard fumble Vaughan, Languages, Manchester W, course to those who are interested. Junior High School; Alfreda Suro- evening, October 27th, and will spend logical Seminary, who was speaking had been recovered by Acting-Captain Class of 1930 She is the first of the Vocational wiec, History, Concord; Benjamin the evening in discussing problems. to Boston students. Andrews. The plucky sophomore back James McCann, Principal Grammar Guidance speakers to be introduced Trzuskoski, Mathematics and Science, managed to break away from the Har­ School, Lincoln; Philander Mann Deputation groups are preparing by the Association this year, and it Terryfield, Conn.; and William Vad- Mrs. G. R. Johnson and a group of vard secondary but was finally spilled Principal, Salisbury, Mass. ers, Manual Training, Durham Jun students drove to Boston last Sunday for try-outs which will be held is hoped that there will be a large at­ Class of 1929 ior High School. to hear Bruce Curry of Union Theo- October 26th. tendance. (Continued on Page 6) Burnham Davis, English, Kennett • Isn’t it exasperat­ High School. ing to have to miss a Class of 1928 wonderful party because of “recurring” pains? Embarrassing, too, when you can’t tell friends George Keough, History, Newing the reason. But now, no need to flunk an exam ton, Conn.; Irene Wentworth, History, or miss a party. 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according to the dean of Dartmouth. Mayoralty Campaign his town house better known as Het- Hold N. E. Conference In the summer of 1931 Miss Jones are to send delegates to the confer­ GLEANINGS “ In former years,” he said, “ about ence are as follows: Connecticut State Plans Materialize zel Manor. There amid luxurious Relations Clubs Here made an intensive study of conditions 70 freshmen flunked out at the end surroundings, dressed in flesh colored in the Saar Basin, visited the Inter­ Normal School, Wesleyan University, (Continued from Page 1) (Continued from Page 1) of the first year, while this year only pajamas we found Jocko. He denied national Bank in Basle, Switzerland, Yale University, Connecticut College, University of Oklahoma authorities 5 failed. — Oberlin Review emphatically that he was a clothes­ and talked with many of the officers Bates College, University of Maine, have banned the drinking and posses­ stance. Quote: Last November the line thief and never had gypped the ciety of Washington, D. C., and pub­ and leaders of opinion both in the Colby College, Amherst College, Mas­ sion of 3.2 beer in fraternity and The University of Chicago has an­ country rang with the voices prais­ government in his income tax report. lished in the Advocate of Peace. He Saar and in the Bank. In Geneva she sachusetts State College, Boston Uni­ boarding houses, but will allow stu­ nounced another revolutionary idea. ing Roosevelt and the New Deal. This He is in favor of the N. R. A. and has also spent some time in study attended sessions of the Assembly of versity, Northeastern University, Har­ dents to drink it in shops where it is The purpose of the plan is to remove is another year and another Novem­ no doubt the Braves will take the at the Academy of International Law the League of Nations, the Council, vard University, Radcliffe College, legally sold. the overlapping courses in the last ber. What this campus needs is not pennant last year. He is opposed to at the Hague. the Commission on European Union, Tufts College, Smith College, Wheat­ two years of high school and the first a New Deal, we got that when Hiz- the Gold Standard and Harvard Spin­ Mr. Booth was born in Canada and as well as meetings of the Federa­ on College, State Teachers’ College of Baylor University at Waco, Texas, two of college. In order to carry out onor Toolin left town, but rather a ner plays. When questioned in re­ was educated at St. Andrew’s Col­ tion Internationale Universitaire, Salem, Mount Holyoke College, Atlan­ has in its freshman class this year this plan, the dean of the college New Squeal. I have graced this cam­ gard to women suffrage he said that lege, Toronto, and at Loyola Univer­ League of Nations societies and other tic Union College, Springfield College, the first set of quadruplets ever to will oversee the work done in the pus for four years and never have I women have enough. He is in favor sity. During the war he had the rank student conferences meeting in Gen­ Pine Manor College, Wellesley Col­ enter college in this country, so far junior and senior years in high school in all that time seen one Mayor in of disarmament and Listerine has no of Major in His Majesty’s Forces. He eva. lege,' Williams College, Eastern Naz- as is known. They are Mona, Mary, and the freshman and sophomore office that was not a “machine-made- antiseptic value. The five year plan has devoted seven years to the study During the first part of 1932 Miss arene College, Clark University, Uni­ Leota and Roberta Keyes, 18, of years of college. Thus the college man,” it is for this reason that I have is a failure and you don’t have to be of Central European, Mediterranean, Jones went around the world visiting versity of New Hampshire, Colby Jun­ Hollis, Okla. All graduated together would become a two-year unit, from entered this contest. I am sorry that an athlete to have athlete’s foot. He and Balkan problems, and has resided and organizing International Relations ior College, Brown University, Pem­ from high school last June. which the scholarly-minded students at this time I am unable to give to referred to the New Deal and said or traveled in Morocco, Egypt, Rhodes, Clubs in Hawaii, Japan, Korea, China, broke College, Rhode Island College would go on to university work. you the complete details of my plat­ “ My opponents are merely social Patmos, Athens, Belgrade, Budapest, Siam, Iran and Syria. She was in of Education, and University of Ver­ The University of Texas and the —Oberlin Review form. However, I guarantee to give climbers.” Roosevelt is not a dicta­ Vienna, and Paris. Mukden wfhen the excitement over mont. University of Chicago jointly are you proof of my ability not only to tor and tuition at this University is His lecturing experience is varied the Manchurian situation was in­ building the new McDonald Observa­ Allegheny has abolished class offi­ give Durham a better government but still $150. Hitler is supreme in Ger­ and includes considerable political tense, and arrived in Shanghai just tory in the Davis Mountains in south­ Cossack Choristers cers beginning with next year. They to bring to you the thrill of victory many and Lindberg is a real flyer. work for the National Liberal Party western Texas to house the second Open Lyceum Course say that they are useless and are an on Memorial Field when the Wildcats The socialist can never win in this of England, work in the United States largest telescope in the world. The (Continued from Page 1) unnecessary expense. meet the Jumbo on November 4. country but Pola Negri will develop. for Liberty Loan and Red Cross drives largest telescope in the world is the — The Blue and Gray Next we journeyed to the Targon- Special Dispatch— while with His Majesty’s Forces dur­ 100-inch reflector at Mount Wilson, ski headquarters. Here we learned to Washington, D. C., October 19, 1933 ing the war, and later experience lec­ The evening closed with a realistic Cal. dismay that Tammany Targonski was Presidents on nine farm organiza­ —Special dispatch to T h e N e w turing in both England and the United chant and dance of the Russian Im­ tions, representing approximately out of town for the day. The office H a m p s h i r e : States on International Relations. In perial Army officers. The influence of the Chicago Cen­ was, however, being taken care of by The following is the program pre­ 75,000 Wisconsin farmers, have sign­ Manager Harrison “ Playboy” Ches- recent years, Mr. Booth has visited tury of Progress Exposition on archi­ that undaunted politician better sented : ed a petition opposing proposed com­ ley reports, that his candidate, the mpre than one hundred International tecture is to be reflected at New York known as Harmony Hall. As soon as pulsory military training for fresh­ Honorable Richard A. “Inches” Tow­ Relations Clubs in colleges and uni­ Part I University this year by the establish­ I flashed my police pass card on him man and sophomore men at the Uni­ er, future Mayor of Durham, in a per­ versities of the East, South, and Credo A. Kastalsky ment of a course in Form and Color he made a dive for the window. I versity of Wisconsin. sonal interview with Prexy Roosevelt Middle West under the auspices of We Sing To Thee S. Rachmaninoff in the department of architecture. managed to stop him before he could —Butler Collegian at the executive mansion, discussed the Carnegie Endowment. In the Have Mercy On Us, O God! harm himself and when I explained spring of 1933, Mr. Booth was Visit­ the beer situation in the Commons. He D. Lvovsky The growth of research work by the object of my presence he loosened Experiments at the University of reports that something is brewing in ing Carnegie Professor in Park Col­ The Lord’s Prayer college men and women in the United up apd ordered drinks for the house Michigan prove that the ads one sees the President’s office which will be lege, Parkville, Missouri, and in State Old Church Melody States is evidenced by the fact that at a nickle limit. He then informed are sometimes right. The results of available after election, so first year College of North Dakota, Fargo, Preserve Us, O Lord! P. Tchesnokoff in the last year at least 1,000 papers me that his candidate having been the experiments have shown that the men and women instead of asking North Dakota. In each of these in­ on vitamins alone have been pub­ called on to speak at the Madbury Part II lighting of a cigarette actually aids your candidate for water or milk, ask stitutions he not only conducted regu­ lished in the United States. Parent-Teachers’ Association that af­ Two Folk-Songs Arr. by I. Dobrowen in maintaining nonchalance in mo­ for beer and pretzels. lar courses of study under the aus­ ternoon would be unable to give me a pices o f1 the college, but he also de­ The Red Sarafan ments of stress. —Ring-Tum Phi It is also reported that “ Inches’ ” personal interview. To quote Har­ Alexander Warlamoff A marriage code for ministers, rec­ talk with the Brain Trust on the sub­ livered lectures before many of the mony on the prospects for victory— civic organizations and clubs in Russian Peasant Songs ommending that clergymen guide ject of “ The Reduction of study hours’ “We ain’t a worryin’, we’ll take this neighboring communities. Arr. by K. Schvedoff couples both before and after mar­ Phillip Jones, ’13, to at the University of New Hampshire,” one in stride. The co-ed element is Miss Jones, too, has had varied ex­ Ehj Uchnyem! Arr. by S. Laroff riage and condemning “ stunt” wed­ met with the unanimous approval of presenting us a solid front, this will perience in the field of Political Sci-, PRESIDENT LEWIS Holy Night N. Gogotzky dings, has been issued by the Federal that noble group. This means that Speak, Nov. 1. Convo be a big help. This with the strength ence. After living and studying in Part III Council of Churches of Christ in after November third (the date of our which my ward heelers have assured France, Germany, and Spain, she be­ as the fighting around Chapei ceased. America. —Intercollegiate Press candidate’s inauguration) there will Nonsense Songs E. Napravnik me will make Targonski invincible at came connected with the American Her book, “ An Amiable Adventure” Prominent Member of UNH be “less applesauce and more dates.” Bells at Eventide Arr. by S. Jaroff the poles. And speaking: of poles Embassy in Berlin in 1911-1912. Since describing her travels around the Despite popular allegations, there Alumni and Captain of “May I add, honorable Citizens, that Black Eyes Arr. by K. Schvedoff whoever beat a pole at the poles ? The that time she has visited all parts of world was published by MacMillan in are a few persons in the world be­ with your unswerving loyalty to this Cossack Song Football-Baseball only disagreeable factor in the cam­ the United States and has traveled 1933. Before returning to the United lieving college students worry. A worthy candidate, who has given up Arr. by A. Gretchaninoff paign will be the fact that my candi­ extensively abroad. States Miss Jones visited England and study by a psychology class at Purdue Phillip C. Jones, ’13, Assistant Pas­ his claim to Hoboken to devote his date, a clean, up-right (most of the For seven summers she traveled in Scotland, attended meetings of the University conducted over a period of tor of the Madison Avenue Presbyter­ dynamic efforts toward making Dur­ time) candidate will be forced to as­ Europe and Mexico to study condi­ Disarmament Conference in Geneva N. H. Outing Club to years revealed that 56% of the stu­ ham another blazing Tower of fame, ian Church, one of New York City’s sociate with such riff-raff as “ Beanie” tions in Geneva, the Hague, Austria, and spent some time in Paris. dents were worried about their studies. we will prodigiously “ Tower over Visit Catskill Mts. largest churches, will speak at the Brett and “ Inches” Tower to say noth­ Hungary, and Czechoslovakia, as well (Continued from Page 1) Futhermore, 40% of them are re­ Tufts with 'Tower.” Miss Jones is a member of the compulsory convocation on November ing of that Drugstore Cowboy, Jock ported worried about money. Family as in Germany, France, and Great American Society of International 1. Malone. I am under the impression affairs have 21% of the under-gradu­ Britain. Her first direct contact with Law and the American Political Sci­ This week-end there will be a trip Mr. Jones was very prominent as that his last named candidate be­ Philip Neserius ates perplexed; social affairs 17% Latin American affairs was made in ence Association. In 1926 she was to Lonesome Lake, at the foot of an undergraduate at New Hampshire lieves that a clean shirt and a clean and religion 5%. The report shows Dies Suddenly 1915-1916 when she attended the Sec­ honorary secretary of the Round Kinsman Ridge near Franconia. Cars College, as the University was then shave will win the campaign for him. (Continued from Page- 1); only 12% of the students are worried ond Pan-American Scientific Congress Tables at the National Conference on will leave Durham at one o’clock Sat­ known and has been an active alum­ It is a known fact that he acquired about affairs of the heart.— in Washington. In February, 1930, International problems held by the urday afternoon. The party will as­ nus of the institution since that time his wealth by posing for before and Allegheny Campus of Renan,” published in the South­ she attended the International Con­ Academy of Political Science at Briar- cend the Lonesome Lake trail to the presiding as toastmaster at the Alum­ after ads. I tell you, folks, take a western Political and Social Quart­ ference held at the University of cliff Lodge in May of that year. At A. M. C. hut at the lake, where they ni banquet of last June’s Commence­ good look at him before because you erly; and “ Athens at the period of Havana, Cuba, at which she was the the five day meeting of the Institut de will stay Saturday night. Sunday In a questionnaire given recently ment. As a student here from 1909 to won’t know him after. In conclusion Aristophanes,” published in the Poet only woman of the Seminar at the Droit International held at Briareliff there will be a hike over the Kins­ to the freshman class at Tyler County 1913 he established an unusual athlet­ let me give you these parting words Lore Magazine. In addition to these, University of Mexico where she met Lodge in 1929 she was a member of man Ridge trail to the summit of Mt. High School, Middlebourne, it was dis­ ic record as a member of the varsity of advice—The man to save us from he wrote frequently for the Atlantic the political, educational, and social the Reception committee. In 1928 Cannon and down to Profile Lake in covered that twenty students did not football team for four years and of the Jumbo, the good God gave us— Quarterly and other periodicals. His leaders of Mexico. In addition, she she was a guest of the British Uni­ Franconia Notch. The return trip to know the meaning of the words “fra­ the basketball team for three. He Tiger Jo-Jo.” recent work was on “ The History of had the opportunity of visiting many versities League, of Nations Confer­ Durham will be made late Sunday af­ ternity” and “sorority,” and the other was captain of the baseball team for On hearing these reflections cast Classical Greece ,as the Historians of the important historic centers of ence held at Oxford University. ternoon. This trip is open to both twenty guessed so badly that they four years and of the track team for upon Jock, we dropped in on him at Saw It. that country. The colleges and universities which men and women. missed the point entirely. two. He was also president of the —Athenaeum Athletic Association and of the Y. M. C. A. during his Junior year and was Students who have entered colleges Editor-in-Chief of T h e N e w H a m p ­ since the depression have hung up s h ir e during his Junior and Senior an all-time record for scholarship, years.

An Economical Pen to Buy The Spencerian Fountain Pen has a feature that A s e n s i b l e is worthy of your consideration. Renewable pen points add to the life of a fountain pen. Did you ever bend or spoil your points? Easy substitution at low cost may interest you. p a c t a g e Have you a Lefax or National notebook? Legible notes, well kept and always ready for reference, are necessary for the best work. None but the best should be acceptable. W e wanted to sell it for 10 cents so we put Granger in a sensible soft THE UNIVERSITY BOOKSTORE foil pouch—easy to carry and keeps the tobacco just exactly right—just like it was made. Granger. . . good tobacco . . .W ell­ Surprising* But True man Method . . . cut right . . . packed right. And there is this much about it: It is surprising how frequently occasional visitors to the campus wonder how such high quality meals can We have yet to know of a be served at such low prices. Day in and day out you will find quality meals to be most economical. man who started to smoke 21 meals— 7 breakfasts, 7 dinners, and 7 suppers, taken at your option on our $5.50 ticket. a sensible package Granger who didn’t keep Cafeteria tickets— a $6.00 value for $5.25, punched 10 bents on. Folks seem to like it. for the amount on the tray. For those who must exercise greater economy, 15c meals are served.

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Phi Lambda Phi The first meeting of the year was “Lady for a Day” at 2:15-10:15 Sunday held Thursday evening, October 12, © T R A N in ) 2 Shows in the Physics Lecture Room. Dr. Strand Theater Sun. Continuous kas*' Tel. 420 Howes was the speaker. The Com­ Shows 6 & 8 p.m. DOVER, N. H. mittee chairman appointed were Con- 3d odhrviljaiid^ radene Rowen, program committee, Columbia Comedy-Drama PROGRAM WEEK OF OCTOBER 22 sHoes f o r men and Grant Davis, refreshment com­ Stars Warren William mittee. and Farrell SUN. LIBERTY GIVES IT FOUR STARS Woman’s Club of Durham Perhaps no queerer collection of MON. “LADY FOR A DAY” The first meeting of the Woman’s character-names has ever been as­ Club of Durham was held Friday, sembled in a motion picture than W. C. FIELDS and ALISON SKIPWORTH October 13, at 2:30 P. M. in the Com­ TUES. those in “ Lady for a Day,” the Co­ munity House. IN lumbia comedy-drama coming next The president, Mrs. E. A. Cortez WED. “TILLIE AND GUS” Sunday and Monday at the Strand conducted the business meeting. Theater in Dover. The picture is from The program was an imitation of the famous story by Damon Runyon. Saturday Only an old-fashioned Chautauqua. The Thursday and Friday “Apple Annie” is the central figure hall was elaborately decorated with in the photoplay. She is an aged GARY COOPER RICHARD ARLEN banners to represent the inside of a personage who vends her wares on IN IN tent. Ice-cream cones, popcorn, and the Great White Way. Among her lemonade were served from booths “ONE SUNDAY “HELL AND friends is “ Dave the Dude,” ace gamb­ representing the concessions of former ler of the region. Dude’s handy-men HIGH WATER” days. AFTERNOON” include “ Shakespeare,” a dumb egg; Mrs. E. H. Rinear acted as Plat­ “Happy,” his secretary; “ Cheesecake,” form Manager and introduced the “ Weasel,” “Mallethead,” “ Harry the numbers with lavish praise. She also Horse,” “ Steamboat Jackson,” “ Mexi led the community singing which cali Mike,” Smiley Rogan,” “Down­ We had a deathless man to friend a started the program. Mrs. W. C. Shirley Barker’s Book town,” and “ Stack o’ Wheats.” space. O’Kane accompanied. Drink to that friendship, though the “ They’re odd mates, yes—but they Acclaimed by Critics Miss Constance Wright, a univer­ dregs lack mirth, are not invention,” said Dunyon, dis (Continued from Page 1) sity student, and a pupil of Miss De Drink to the highest glory of our cussing his story. “I have known race, Wolfe, was to have sung a group of characters bearing those monikers, The soul of poetry parting from the ZBack ^COLLEGE JweL* solos, but was prevented from doing Forever to the studies and the sports earth.’ and many others just as queer, along so by illness. You found and left here, to your They drank, and all about them lay a Broadway or at the race tracks or school-boy youth, Miss Ethel Cowles, of the Home stark gambling joints.” Your conquered armies and your cap­ And stricken England, mourning in cuid acc& sw iieL- Economics Department, gave a splen­ tured forts, “ Their last names ? I wouldn’t know the dark.” did talk on “ Problems of Buying and Your little space of wrestling with a one of them. And I don’t believe It is noteworthy that Miss Barker a New Pure Food Law.” She told the truth. Here you'll fine a wide variety of smart, comfort­ a single individual in a group such These are your footprints black up­ favors the older verse forms. Evi­ about the general conditions of buy­ dently she thinks too much of a as I have portrayed would know the on the snow, ing, the fact that the consumer does Pointing the only way your kind can family handle of a single other indi­ swinging rhythm to sacrifice it for able and correct footwear to be worn on the campus not know the quality of the different go.” vidual. One tag, if it’s picturesque the sake of bit of bizarre typography brands, because they are not govern­ In the line, “ Your little space of enough, is always sufficient for these masquerading under the form of ment controlled. She gave the provi­ wrestling with the truth,” is a true and at the many college social events this season. gentry.” “everyday speech.” I am confident sions of the Food and Drug Act of picture of the testing time and place “ Lady for a Day” boasts of a cast that free verse is not a stranger to 1906 and showed that it was not, for of the schoolboy—if he only knew it. of stellar luminaries. Warren Wil­ her; but she simply does not care to Campus Shoes Formal Oxfords the present, perfect. She spoke of In all her character drawing of liam is starred, and featured roles substitute lineal dimension for poetic the suggested provisions of the new the Puritan, Miss Barker lays special are played by May Robson, Guy Kib- charm. Occasionally her fluency runs Sport Shoes Gym Shoes law, and said that the organized emphasis upon the restraining force bee, Glenda Farrell, Jean Parker, Ned away with her; her words become un­ interests may try to kill the bill, but exerted by the Puritan’s rigid atti­ Brogues Slippers Sparks, and Walter Connolly. Frank necessarily rough, or palpably manu­ the consumer can wield a surprising tude toward life in all its phases. Capra is the director. factured for the occasion. For in­ amount of power by making his Old Voices stance, I do not care for the line, wishes known to his congressmen. “ No Puritans can die. Their manner “ Of timbered taverns and taproom A BOSTONIAN WARDROBE IS A DEGREE IN GOOD The next number was a group of still cheer,” OUTING CLUB TRIP TASTE AT ANY COLLEGE two beautiful interpretative dances by Lives on, and must, till all their kind nor am I disposed Doris Dawson. The first was a dra­ THIS WEEK-END are clay. Restraining hands reach out from “ To watch the moon, a vast gold $ matic interpretation of Arachoe, and Burial Hill bloated bubble” ; 650 the second a lyric Caprice. To Lonesome Lake and Mt. To quiet the sunset, and to draw a and there is surely little poetic charm A one-act play, Elizabeth’s Young Canon in Franconia Notch. gray in BOSTONIANS DELUXE TO $8 Man, closed the program. The cast And pallid shadow down on all their land.” “ But do not grieve yourself about it of characters included: Abigail Orr, And again, in still darker shadow, in now,” played by Eleanor Ellison; Lucretia GLIDER c l u b n o t e s The Ballad of Betsy Staire: or in Lanning, Helen Maclntire; Elizabeth “ So I lived in Salem where shadows “ Take what I give you, complemented Orr, Kathryn Dougherty; and John Romeo Morin was elected president crawl to these.” Martin, Susan Rinear. at the meeting of the Glider Club held On sterile meadows and stony sea, (Some words are just not made for Those in charge of the program And a wisp of his yellow hair was all Wednesday. Other officers elected Of love and Sussex I brought with me. poetry, and “ complemented” is one BRAD MclNTIRE were: Stage Director, Mrs. W. H. were: Prent Drew, Secretary; Edward of them. “ Complimented” may be, DURHAM, N. H. Hartwell; Publicity Agent, Mrs. Brad Surowiec, Treasurer; and William In Salem church I bowed in prayer, but I doubt it.) Mclntire; Refreshments, Mrs. Au­ Isherwood, Flight Manager. I gossiped there with Salem folk; But to offset these minor faults in gusta Edgerly, Mrs. George Stevens, This year the club’s gliding activi­ I lived in a house with a musty air, diction are scores of happily chosen Jimmie Dwyer ’33 and Rollie Char- Tau Kappa Epsilon and Mrs. Guy Smart. And walked the streets in a home- SOCIETY NEWS ties take place at a meadow situated spun cloak. phrases, striking similes, and splen­ ron were week-end visitors. Alpha Nu Chapter of Tau Kappa on the north side of the Concord * * * * did metaphors which show creative A meeting of the Mothers Club Epsilon will be at home at 8 Straf­ Geology Department Road, a mile west of Durham. All art; such as was held last Wednesday afternoon. But a madness settled in Salem town; by Martha Burns ford avenue from 3 to 5 o’clock Sun­ On Tuesday, October 17, the struc­ who are interested, are invited to They slew old women on dark com­ “ The warm blue wind, the grasses day afternoon, October 22. Invita­ tural geology class took a trip to watch the Glider in flight on Saturday plaints. frail green tips” Alpha Chi Omega Theta Upsilon Omega tions have been sent to faculty mem­ Hampton Beach and Little Boar’s afternoons when the weather permits. I watched them cutting the witches “ As good as dew in drouth” Mr. and Mrs. George White were Dana Bogart ’36 visited the house bers, fraternities and sororities, and Head. The class, led by Dr. D. H. Anyone interested in joining the down, “ Life has been here, although she did guests of the sorority at dinner Wed­ this last week-end. Dana plans to Where some died devils and some died not stay.” interested members of the student Chapman, studied height, width, and club should get in touch with one of saints— nesday night. resume his studies here after the body. This social function will enable velocity of the waves. the members immediately. Members “ My daughter says I’m less than wise, Ann Nash and Flossie King were Christmas recess. guests to inspect the extensive will soon be seen on campus wearing Till they heard me murmur a love here over the week-end. Her child agrees ’tis so—. Professor Stark of the Physics de­ changes which have been made to the the official U. N. H. Glider Club In­ word low But I could build me paradise Blue Key To the tress of hair that I treasured partment* was a dinner guest Tues­ chapter house during the summer. Blue Key, Senior Honorary Society signia. Of things they’ll never know.” day evening. still. Kappa Delta During the inspection of the house, announces the pledging of Charles They swore I was working a spell of Gabrielle Grenier, Lucille Grenier, Harry R. Gile ’29 of Waltham, refreshments consisting of cider and “A thousand maple-shaded streets York, ’34 of Plymouth, N. H. woe, there are, Dorothy Joslyn, and Ruth Goodman Mass. and Russell H. White, M. I. T. cookies will be served. Tau Kappa Crimson Eleven And they hanged my body on Gallows Veining New England like a withered were holiday visitors. ’16 of Boston, Mass. visited the chap­ Epsilon urges all to whom invitations Smothers Wildcats, 34-0 Hill. leaf.” ter Tuesday. Both are affiliated with To my mind, such lines contain the are sent to avail themselves of the F. E. Small Speaks (Continued from Page 4) I hung by the neck until I was dead Phi Mu the Rowell Publishing Company. opportunity to see the remodeled In the purple hush of a sultry day, essence of poetry. Miss Audrey Griffin and Miss Caro­ John “ Gif” Griffin, while sole chapter house. from behind just, when it looked as When the stars came out over Marble­ Miss Barker has a predilection for line Streeter of the physical education guardian of the portals of Theta Up­ Before Lions Club if he might get away. The rally head the sonnet; in addition to individual department were dinner guests on silon Omega this last week-end re­ petered out when a penalty and later And a dirge blew up from the sing­ sonnets, she has given us a sonnet Phi Delta Upsilon ing spray.” ports having seen g-h-o-s-t-s. We, a fumble stopped the offense. sequence of twenty-four poems unified Thursday night. A Victrola party was held last week however, are of the opinion that it Member of House of Repre­ Aside from the passes, which netted In dramatic narrative Miss Barker by the one emotion of brave defiance with Professor and Mrs. F. D. Jack­ Theta Upsilon was only the “big bad wolf.” a total gain of 158 yards, New Hamp­ is particularly skillful. In fact, the of fate. These sonnets are really a son as chaperones. sentatives Talks on Luceba Sherman, Ruth Davis Cor­ Subject of N. R. A. shire gained but little ground. Only ease with which she tells a story series of soul-confessions by one char­ son, Helen Pratt, and Mary Hall were Theta Chi 33 yards were gained by rushing, al­ makes one forget, sometimes, other acter ; and to me it is remarkable Scott Hall values in her poetry. Here is a bit recent guests at the Chapter house. Henry Lane, ’31, visited the chap­ though ten first downs were nego­ that so youthful a writer can put in­ Mr. and Mrs. Elmer N. Sanders Hon. Frederic E. Small, of Roches­ of The Story of Liza Who Washed ter house Sunday. tiated. On the other hand Harvard to the language of genuine poetry paid a visit to Mrs. Sanders, matron ter, N. H., spoke at the regular meet­ Delta Epsilon Pi Last Thursday night, Hollister turned in a total of 470 yards by the the Mugs in the Mermaid Tavern. those deeper and more poignant ex­ of Scott Hall. Mr. Sanders, U. N. H. ing of the Durham Lion’s Club held Adolf Baer ’31 Mel Whitely ’31 and Sturges, Sr. and his younger son, ground route, while only 56 were at­ “ ‘And where is Ben?’ the young man periences of the inner life which are ’18 is at present living and working Monday evening at 7 o’clock at the James Jackson ’29 were recent visitors Paul were guests of the house. After tained through the air. shyly spoke, the glory or the cross of older pil­ at Aliquipapa, Pa. College Inn. Mr. Small, introduced by ‘You say that he can help me if he at the house. dinner he presented several moving The line-ups: grims than the author of these poems. The first meeting of the Folk Club his fellow in the House of Represen will’— picture films taken on his trip with Harvard New Hampshire When in the storm a fiercer tumult But as Mr. Benet says, “ Nothing was held last Monday at the home of tatives of the General Court, Oren V. White (Choate, Cheek), le Lambda Chi Alpha Martin Johnson and wife. The dinner broke: much can be done about a person who President Lewis. It consisted of a “ Dad” Henderson, spoke on the sub­ re, Angwin (Vaughn) The scraping of rough boots against Dick Eustice, Freddy Gates, Stew­ guests were President and Mrs. Lewis, Francisco (Rogers, Littlefield), It can do these things and is deter­ tea and reception. No program was ject of the “N. R. A.” the sill; art Chaloner, Harvey Clark, Bob Hollister Sturges, Sr., Paul Sturges, rt, Baehellor (McDermott) mined upon doing them.” If it is presented. One of the political figures on The door thrown back until the hinges Main, and Charlie Cilly have been George Blanchard, ’32, Harry W. Crane (Gulian, Brookings), lg strained; true, as Arnold said, that “ Poetry is Strafford County and an influential rg, Willis (Lewis, Murray) visitors during the last week. Steere, ’26, Mr. and Mrs. John El­ A gust of wind and wet, a roaring a criticism of life,” Miss Barker, in and active member of the House of Casey (Simmons, Lockwood, Lambda Chi’s touch football club liott. After dinner guests were Mr. The Art Group of the A. A. U. W. Comfort), c call, The Dark Hills Under, has made a Representatives, Mr. Small is an au­ ‘Ods, what a night! God’s blood, is practicing faithfully for its first and Mrs. Perley Fitts, Dean Woodruff, held its first meeting in Murkland c, McKiniry (Sousane) contribution to poetry which signally thority on his chosen topic. Gundlach (Casale, Lawrence), rg girl, how’t rained! engagement with Theta Chi next Sun­ Ruth Witham, Frances French, Mar­ Lobby, Tuesday. Mrs. Clark Stevens Bring me some wine before I curse honors both (herself and her alma After the regular meeting a meet­ lg, Moriarty (Manning) day. tha Burns, Martha Stevens, Edith gave a most interesting talk on you all!’ mater. ing of the Lion’s Club Board of Di Kopans (Burton, Cullen), rt Great, gross, and bloated, red with Prof. and Mrs. Albert N. French Baldwin, Polly Martel, Louis Crow­ “ Mexican Art.” Mexican pottery It, Johnson (Ktistes) rectors was held, at which several cold and wrath, were chaperones at the radio party ell, Mr. and Mrs. Harry Wood, and was exhibited by Mrs. Ralph Paine. Nazro (Crocker, Choate), re ’27—Stella M. Adams and Muriel possible projects were discussed. le, Andrews (Wilde) And tired with tramping through the held Friday night. Marjorie Smith. Wells (Haley, Whitney), qb gloom and rain, E. Quint, ’28, are teaching English Dinner guests during the last week Dick “ Tiger” Briggs has returned Wednesday afternoon Professor qb, Graff am (Joslin) He lumbered to the fire. A little path and algebra respectively in the Ly­ ’26—Stan MacConnell is still teach­ Of muddy water showed his footsteps were Paul Schoedinger, and “ Cupe” to the campus after a twelve day and Mrs. Eckdahl, Mrs. Robinson, and Locke (Pescososlido, Adzigian, ing at St. Paul’s School in Concord, plain. man Hall High School in Walling­ Osgood. visit with Miss Sally Rand at the Mrs. Lucinda Smith attended a Sun­ Litman, Peter), lhb ford, Conn. N. H. rhb, Moody (Pederzani, Dane) He shook himself until the drops flew The committee elected for stunt Chicago World’s Fair. day School Convention in Concord to Lane (Nevin, Barrett), rhb out night is as follows: Bob Page (Chair­ Visitors during the week were hear Rev. Vaughn Dapner, a former lhb, Wilson (Miller) From coat and beard to strike the man), Sam Page, James Dunbar, and Harry Steere, ’26, Elmer L. Sanders, Dean (Waters, Janien, Beale), fb burning log pastor, speak on “ The Word of God With snap and sizzle. Then he looked Don Hosmer. ’18 and John Baker ex ’34. in the World of Today.” fb, Haphey (Demers) Outing Club Subscriber STUDENT COUNCIL Periods ...... 1 2 3 4 about A victrola party was held at the Harvard ...... 6 14 14 0—34 And settled like a tired old hunting Tau Kappa Epsilon chapter house last Friday evening. dog. Thursday, “ Book and Scroll,” hon- MEETING New Hampshire ..0 0 0 0— 0 Edward C. Newell, a former A victrola party was held last Fri­ Tuesday night the second degree Touchdowns — Dean (one yard The Mermaid’s fairest gem back in member of the Class of 1935, onary literary society, met at the her crown— day night from 8 until 10. was conferred on the following men: through center), Lane (five yards and of Blue Circle, sent his Alpha Xi Delta house. Mr. Webster The next meeting of the through right tackle), Adzigian (11 Ben Jonson had come home from Tau Kappa Epsilon played Pi Kap­ William Kidder, James Woodman, membership subscription of a entertained with an account of his Student Council will be held at yards around right end), Locke (59 Stratford town!” pa Alpha in basketball Tuesday after­ Thomas Mathews, Duncan Hunter, I cannot refrain from adding the travels in Europe this summer. Dean Norman L. Alexander’s yards through left tackle), Barrett dollar to the Outing Club last noon at 5 P. M. and Harold Dustin. (6 yards around right end). Points close of this dramatic narrative, for week from Seattle, Washington, Last week at the teacher’s meeting home on Madbury Road, Mon­ Ralph Brown, ’29 former sports Mr. and Mrs. Robert Webster will after touchdowns—Wells (placement in it we see story, drama, and pure where he is to spend the winter in Claremont, Dr. Richards spoke on day, October, 23 at 8:30 P. M. kic), Lane holding), Nevin (placement editor of T h e N e w H a m p s h i r e and be dinner guests at the chapter house poetry combined: the “ English Teacher of Tomorrow,” Discussion of class elections and kick, Lane holding), Dean (place­ skiing and hiking in that region. member of the staff of the Golden on Tuesday evening. Following the “ His words were hollow beating Dr. Bauer addressed the group in the New England Conference ment kick, Nevin holding), Whitney Newell is the most distant mem­ Bull, is teaching in New Jersey. dinner, Mr. Webster will speak in­ (placement kick, Barrett holding). drums, ‘My friends, ber of the Club, and upon his Higher Education. of Student Council presidents, Will Shakespeare lieth dead in Strat­ formally on his recent trip to Eu­ Referee—E. J. O’Brien (Tufts). return to the University next newspaper editors and frater­ Umpire—A. R. Lake (Lafayette). ford town. Theta Kappa Phi rope. nity presidents will be held. Linesman—F. W. Lewis (Salem) The drouth of dust is where our jour­ fall he will again take up active A well attended “ vie” party was Fred Walker and Bill Baker are Thursday evening, Mrs. Eckdahl Field Judge—A. R. Ayer (Colby). ney ends, membership in Blue Circle. Delfo Caminati, President chaperoned by Dr. and Mrs. Rudd planning to spend this week-end in addressed the Parent-Teacher Asso­ Time—Three 15m. and one 9m. Let us, the living, quaff the good last Friday night. I Newfields, N. H. on research work. ciation. Her subject was Attitudes. periods. .wine down.