• RESIDENTIAL COLLEGES Suspect arrested

TURKEY'S PRESIDENT URGES STRONGER UM TIES for entering urgut Ozal, president of Turkey, challenged the Uni­ T versity of Miami and the Pearson rooms United States to strengthen ties with Turkey to further the educa­ tional, cultural, scientific and envi­ Intruder not a UM student ronmental resources of both coun­ BY ED PORTER tries. Assistant News Editor Ozal visited UM on Sunday dur­ An unidentified male was arrested Saturday morn­ ing his United States tour. He met ing by University of Miami Public Safety after he wit Turkish students and faculty allegedly entered the rooms of at least four female during a reception at the Faculty students, Michael Gage, Pearson Residential College Club. He was presented with UM's residence coordinator, said. Order of Merit, the highest honor The suspect was arrested in Mahoney Residential the University offers, by Charles College and charged with multiple cases of burglary, Cobb, chairman of the Board of loitering and prowling, Capt. Henry Christensen of Trustees. Cobb said UM has at Public Safety said . A bench warrant for his arrest had least 50 Turkish students and 20 been issued in another state. faculty members of Turkish The suspect entered the rooms of several women descent. in Pearson and sat and observed them while they "Each time I come to the U.S. I slept. visit several universities and give "We were sleeping," Yoshino Kawaiga, a Pearson speeches in those universities," resident, said. "It was 4:50 a.m. I woke up and he was Ozal said, in an effort to unite lying next to my roommate. He touched her legs and American universities and univer­ she woke up. She was very surprised and said, 'Who sities in Turkey. are you?' The man said, 'Excuse me, I'm looking for KC He went into my suite-mates' room and we wait­ UBS PLANS ACTIVITIES FOR ed for about three or four minutes. My suite-mate was BLACK AWARENESS MONTH LIRA DA VILA/ The Hurricane very surprised when he touched her leg and she • HAND IN HAND: Fifty-one University of Miami students and faculty members joined hands and circled Lake Osceola screamed, 'Who are you?' He ran away after that." lack Awareness Month fes­ Gage said the man is not a UM student and that it is tivities organized by United Saturday afternoon during "Hands Across UM." The march, held as a display of unity, was one of the events of ' not known how he got past the security doors and per­ B Black Students began with Kingweek. sonnel which guard the building. opening ceremonies last evening "He might have waited by the door for someone to on the University Center Plaza. come out. We're checking our guest logs to see if The month is designed to someone here knew him," Gage said. increase knowledge and apprecia­ UM students, staff march for unity Robert Redick, director of Residence Halls, said he tion of the black culture, Sheena is waiting for a police report to try to determine how Benjamin, chairwoman of UBS's BY SIMON P. DUVALL the lake at the University Center, half times, chanting and singing "We See page 21 PEARSON Black Awareness Month, said. Associate News Editor while at least 17 Gamma Phi Beta are the World," "It's a Small World" "We want to focus on aware­ Fifty-one University of Miami stu­ sorority sisters began at Eaton Resi­ and other songs. Several more students ness," Benjamin said. "History is dents, staff and faculty members joined and university staff joined along the part of it, but so is the present and dential College and met the other group • REGISTRATION hands and circled Lake Osceola Satur­ near Stanford Residential College. way. the future." day afternoon, in a show of unity and Each week of the month will fea­ diversity as part of "As philanthropy chairman, I asked "I'm a little disappointed that with ture a specific black culture. The the Kingweek cele­ the sorority to come and show our uni­ all the students who live on campus and first focuses on Africa. The second bration. ty," freshman Tanya Coll said. the commuters who live nearby we couldn't have gotten a bigger turnout," Ingold: Friday on the Caribbean culture, then "This is about "We believe in equal rights for African-American week. The last is everyone and we want to show every­ Joanne Nottingham, director of Minori­ me," senior Damian ty Student Support Services, said. a return to the African culture. Silvera said. "I'd body how we feel," senior Kristen Cod- Benjamin said the culture's are cel­ essentially be deny­ el, a Gamma Phi member, said. The march ended at Eaton where ebrated in this order to show the last day to pay ing myself if I didn't 1 Lajuan Meyer, coordinator of King- voyage of the slaves. Andrea Rizzi, a counselor in the participate." Office of Admissions, said she was glad week, thanked everyone for participat­ Wednesday will be "Afrieca Day," Twenty-three ing. will be held from 10:30 a.m. to she participated. people began the "It's an important thing," Rizzi said. "I felt a sense of unity today," Mey­ 2:30 p.m. on the UC Plaza. To "Hands Across University bills accentuate the theme of "Be Afri­ "It shows a real sense of community." er told the marchers. "If you felt it too, UM" march around • Nottingham The group circled the lake one and a take it back with you^,' BY SIMON P. DUVALL can For A Day," food, dances and Associate News Editor an African photo booth will be pre­ University of Miami students will have their classes sented. canceled and will be in jeopardy of having Cane Card Thursday there will be an Afri­ services, including meal plans, cut off if they do not can arts exposition in the UC lower • A CLOSER LOOK: CHEATING complete financial registration by Friday, Scott lounge from 10 a.m. to 3 p.m. Ingold, assistant dean of enrollments, said. As of Monday, 8,789 undergraduates have course COMMUTER NEWSLETTER selected, but only 7,514 have completed financial reg­ NEEDS SUBMISSIONS istration, he said. The figures show 272 fewer students have com­ he Commuter Connection pleted financial registration than by this time last newsletter, written and A QUESTION OF HONOR year, Ingold said. T published by the Depart­ "We're trying to do this as humanistically as possi­ ment of Student Affairs, is current­ need is more references from the me once, but I don't remember it." ble," Ingold said. "We realize financial problems that ly looking for articles and pieces of Although few cases are faculty." The faculty member who discovers people are having, but we also realize the realities of inlormation to be printed in the reported, students and fac-. The Honor Code, which was the Honor Code violation maintains the University. It's frustrating at best." February issue. established in 1986 by student control over the grade assigned to the Last year, 8791 students had sleected courses, and Information about programs, ulty say there is more cheat­ referendum and Faculty Senate and student even if they do turn the student 7786 students financially registered by this date. services and opportunities for com­ ing than you may realize. presidential approval, consists of 13 in. "Even if everything goes the same as last year muter students are the main topics articles traditionally represented on UM "Many teachers take care of students between now and Friday, we're still going to be 272 " of interest. Entries must be sub­ exams as, "On my honor, I have neither they catch cheating on their own, mainly, behind," he said. mitted to the Commuter Student BY JENNIFER RAMACH given nor received any aid on this I think, because usually if a case does Assistant News Editor Last year, the Office of Enrollment Services Affairs Office in UC 209. Deadline examination/assignment.'' reach the Honor Council, it results in dropped the classes of students who did not complete is Feb. 5. he University of Miami has had an Punishments for Honor Code suspension," Jodi Barker, a member of financial registration on the last day of fall semester Commuter Connection will be average of six Honor Code violations can vary from a reprimand to the 1992-93 Honor Council, said. classes. mailed out to over 4000 commuter T violations heard by the Honor public service to expulsion from the "Teachers just fail the student for that Lillian Ser, director of student account services, students during the last week in Council per year since 1986, but Dean of university. course or assignment." urges students to pay or make arrangements to pay as February. Students William Sandler said he thinks Some students said they are not really Thomas Goodman, an assistant soon as possible. For more information contact there are more incidents of cheating than sure what happens if a student gets professor in the English department, said "We've got all sorts of different payment alterna­ Jennifer Willen at 284-6399. professors or students are reporting. caught violating the Honor Code. he prefers to handle Honor Code tives for students," Ser said. "Sometimes students "Sometimes they see people cheating Don't you get a zero or something in violations on his own. Goodman said he feel like they're in a big black hole and all alone. That's and don't turn them in," Sandler said. the class? I have no clue," freshman not the case. It makes it worse for students who wait. FACE THE FACTS "The Honor Council works well. What we Jennifer Lord said. "They may have told See page 21 CHEATING There are options available." In tha fall of 1992,1,000 Florida. re.ld.nt- war* asked, "How would you rata Florida aa a • PRESIDENT rOOTE placa to live-excellent, good, fair, or poor?* Excellent 29% Good 49% Foote to become member of President's Drug Advisory Council

BY ED PORTER nation-wide respect as a model for other States," William Butler, vice president for Coalition of America. Assistant News Editor community anti-drug groups. UM President Edward T. Foote II will Student Affairs, said. Although the President's Council was "Two hundred thirty-two coalitions in the Butler said Foote was a good choice to founded during the Bush Administration, it step down as leader of the Miami Coalition United States have sent representatives to serve in the President's Council. for a Drug-Free Community to take on new will be continued under President Bill Clin­ Miami to study our work," Foote said. "We ton. duties on the President's Drug Advisory work in the neighborhoods, schools, and "He's informed, he has been a leader ot Council. through community groups like religious one of the most successful coalitions in the "It's clear that President Clinton sup­ "It's time for new organizations to try and curb this terrible United States," Butler said. ports demand reduction [of drugs.] We just leadership and I have no problem that we have." don't have enough soldiers and enough guns doubt that a worthy suc­ Foote said he will attempt to bring the to stop the source," Foote said. The President's Drug Advisory Council same comprehensive plan to the council that cessor will be found. I He said continued work in communities remain a member of the meets every few months in Washington and he brought to his work in the Miami-based President Foote will begin attending these Coalition. across the world was needed to reduce the board of directors," use of, and demand for, drugs. Foote said. meetings. "We are known for having a complex, The Miami based "It's a verv prestigious council. It'a community-wide strategic planning effort" "It's a very serious problem and it's not JEFFREY M. -moon/Qofttc Arte* coalition has gained • Foote appointed by the president of the United Foote aaid of the Community Anti-Drug going to go away," Foote said. Page 2 THE MIAMI HURRICANE Tuesday, February 2, 1993 MORE NEWSBRIEFS • PUBLIC SAFETY • CHEATING, continued office at UC 224. Deadline is Feb. 5. For more information contact Donica Williams at 284-4483. • PHI BETA LAMBDA, a Turning in cheaters • UM FLOOR Hockey Club business fraternity, will hold a car will hold pick-up games for the for­ wash between 10 a.m. and 3 p.m. mation of a league at 9 p.m. Tues­ on Feb. 6 in the parking lot of the is up to professors day in the Lane Recreation Center. Wesley Center, 1210 Stanford For more information contact Drive. For more information con­ From page 1 tact Eric Feichthaler at 279-4668. David Dolinski at 284-2788. has dealt • JEWISH GRADUATE stu­ with five cases of cheating in six years of teaching. dents are invited to a night at the "I've usually handled the cheating in the context of Improv in Coconut Grove at 8:30 that particular assignment. I've never failed a student p.m. on Feb. 4. Students should for the course or invoked the Honor Code," Goodman meet at 7:30 p.m. in front of the explained. "Anybody I've seen pursue it has found it's Hillel Jewish Student Center. Cost not worth the trouble — things just get dropped." is $5 and reservations must be • STUDENTS INTEREST­ ED in helping children in South Peter Muller, professor and chairman of the geog­ made by Tuesday. Students must raphy department, said he would consider reporting a be at least 21 years old. For more' Mjami may attend an information meeting at 6 p.m. on'Feb. 3 in UC student he caught cheating. information contact Laura Zel at "I haven't had a problem with cheating in recent 665-6948. 211. Refreshments will be served. For more information contact Car­ years," Muller said. "If I see anything suspicious in a • RESIDENT ASSISTANT lecture hall, I ask the students to get up and move to a applications are available to inter­ rie Edmondson at 2*1-4483. • A STUDENT is needed to different seat. But, if I saw someone blatantly cheat­ ested students at the Residence ing, I would probably turn them in to the Honor Coun­ Halls office in Eaton Residential volunteer to help a disabled stu­ dent eat lunch on campus every PRESTON MACK / Photo Editor cil." College. Application deadline is Vice President for Student Affairs William Butler Feb. 3. Final selections will be day. For njort. information contact • COMING THROUGH: Jimmie Weathers (27) of the Miami Knights, the UM Pub­ Donica Williams at 284-4483. said that under the Honor Code, professors have the made on March 12. For more infor­ lic Safety football team, breaks a tackle during Saturday's game to raise money for choice of referring the student or handling the viola­ mation contact Patricia Whitely at • TRANSITION INC. needs hurricane relief. The Knights lost to a team of state correctional officers, 6-0. tion on their own. 284-4505. volunteers to assist in an ex-offend­ "I would like to see more professors electing to • APPLICATIONS FOR er program. No experience is refer more cases to the Honor Council as permitted," Alternative Spring Break are avail­ needed. For more information con­ Butler said. "But it's up to the professor's judgment." able in the Volunteer Services tact Jennifer Pour at 374-1987. UM police play football for charity The Honor Code covers more than just copying answers during an exam. Falsifying experiments and CAMPUS CALENDAR BY ED PORTER for hurricane relief for our correctional plagiarism are also violations of the Honor Code. But and JENNIFER RAMACH officers who lost their homes and belong­ several professors said sometimes these violations are TODAY: more information contact Zulima Of the Staff ings in Hurricane Andrew," Sgt. Gregory hard to discover and even harder to prove. • Omicron Delta Kappa will Rosenow at 667-9120. The final score was 6-0, but nobody Faison, head coach of the correctional "After reading some papers, my instinct tells me meet at 5 p.m. in UC 237. For • Earth Alert meets every was a loser in Saturday's football game officers, said. plagiarism, but then I would have to find the source," more information contact Manny Tuesday at 8 p.m. in the UC Fla­ between the University of Miami Depart­ "We're passing the hat around here Goodman explained. Tejeda at 284-6750. mingo Ballroom. For more infor­ ment of Public Safety (nicknamed the today," UM Public Safety Detective Todd Students at UM said cheating is not only common­ • Public Relations Student mation contact Julie Walleisa at Miami Knights) and state correctional Bleak said. "We've got a five-game place in many classes, but is quite easy to do. Society of America will meet at 284-3521. officers. schedule. The combined money from all "In the Learning Center, on bubble tests, it would 8 p.m. in the UC International • Hillel Jewish Student Cen­ The game at Coral Gables High the games is going to hurricane relief. be a piece of cake," senior Sharbelle Ferrero said. Lounge. For more information con­ ter and the Organization of School, which was won by the correction­ "But usually, I trust myself more than I trust others." tact Sharyl Bell at 665-9894. Jewish Students will meet every al officers, was to raise money for hurri­ Andre Saunders, a traffic enforcement Another student, who did not want his name WEDNESDAY: Tuesday night at 6:30 p.m. for a cane relief, a cause which both teams said officer at Public Safety and the coach for printed, said people have cheated by copying his • Circle K International will spaghetti dinner followed by a gen­ was more important than the outcome of the Knights, said since the team's football answers. meet at 6 p.m. in UC 237. For eral meeting. Cost for dinner is $3 the game. jerseys were donated by The Sports "Last year in my political science class, I had five more information contact Dan for sponsors and $5 for non-spon­ Fans were asked to make donations to Authority the $25 that the team mem­ [students] sit around me and just copy straight off my sors. For more information contact the hurricane relief fund. bers were each charged for their jersey Gleason at 661-1541. will also go to the hurricane relief fund. exams," the student explained. "Then, when I was • College Republicans will Laura Zel at 665-6948. "Our ultimate goal is to collect money done, all five of them would get up at the same time meet at 7 p.m. in the UC Flamingo • Karate Club meets every and walk up to turn their tests in." Ballroom. For more information Tuesday and Thursday at 4 p.m. in Sandler said despite his belief that some students contact Jason Maxwell at the Lane Recreation Center. For are cheating and nationwide statistics that support 284-3570. more information contact Jim Far­ • PEARSON, continued this, he is optimistic about the amount of Honor Code • Hillel Jewish Student Cen­ rell at 284-3204. violations at UM. ter and the Organization of • Muslim Students Organi­ "I think overall students do follow the Honor Code. Jewish Students will hold a panel zation meets every Friday at 8:30 There's cheating at all universities," Sandler said. "I discussion on the various move­ p.m. in the UC Flamingo Ballroom. Gage: Most victims' doors unlocked don't know if there's more cheating at UM." For more information contact ments of Judaism at 7:30 p.m. in man said. The door to her room was the Hillel Jewish Student Center, Saleh Alturki at 595-0810. From page 1 According to Sandler, seven cases of Honor Code • Scuba Club meets every unlocked, she said. violations were reported during the fall 1992 semes­ 1100 Stanford Drive. The topic of the suspect entered Bergman said she awoke when the intrud­ ter. Six of these cases were resolved without a hear­ discussion will be Jewish life in the Thursday at 8 p.m. in the UC the rooms. International Lounge. For more er called her by name. When she asked him ing, but the seventh case, concerning a final exam, 21st century. For more informa­ "We try to get people in their rooms to who he was he said, "Oh, I must have the came up before the Undergraduate Honor Council tion contact Laura Zel at information contact Jason Bacon at keep their doors locked. Before they let 284-4021. wrong Audra." Monday evening. Only those cases which come before 665-6948. someone in the room, they should talk to "He walked out of my bathroom door and the council are counted in the cheating statistics. them through the door. We're going to have left through my suite-mate's room," she ORGANIZATIONS: to reinforce that," Redick said. "The main purpose of the Honor Council is to make said. Bergman said the man walked into people think twice about cheating," Barker said. "If • Aikido Club meets at 6 p.m. OOPS Audra Bergman, a sophomore living on every Monday and Wednesday in rooms on the second, third, fourth and fifth they know that the council and the possibility of pun­ Pearson's third floor, said the man had also floors of Pearson. the Lane Recreational Center. For • Because of distribution been in her room. ishment is there, I hope that fear will stop people." more information contact Sean problems, the UM Gold Card Gage said the man "was getting into peo­ The Honor Council is a student organization that "He just came in and he was sitting at the ple's rooms simply because they were leav­ holds hearings for students accused by their profes­ Markoff at 284-4734. was not inserted in Tues­ edge of the bed while I was sleeping," Berg­ • Baptist Student Union day's issue of The Miami ing their doors unlocked." sors of violating the Honor Code. meets at 8 p.m. every Thursday Hurricane as reported in a night at the Baptist Student Build­ news brief. ing, 1200 Stanford Drive. For STUDENT TRAVEL no/erf SLA TRAVEL 1800777 0112 the world's largest student A youth travel organization. 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he Miami Hurricane is that has been amply illustrated by appalled that any non-UM this incident. It is, however, left to T person was able to enter the responsibility of each Pearson Residential College and residential coUege student to remain, unnoticed, until the early preserve his or her own safety. morning hours and gain access into While The Miami Hurricane is countless rooms of sleeping not asking anyone to slam the students. security doors in the faces of other For Mi's kind of "protection" we students, students must learn to be paid $200,000 for a security observant. Alert resident system? assistants or Public Safety if The security system has been a anyone unfamiliar or suspicious is sore point in residential coUege life lurking in the hallways — for a year and a half. Now we have especially late at night. concrete proof that it was a waste Resident assistants also must be of time and money. sure not to dismiss any complaints While it is true that most of the or concerns voiced by students. rooms entered by the intruder Students are the best policemen were unlocked, it is nothing short for their living areas. of frightening that anyone was able It is clear that the security doors to enter Pearson Residential are not much of an obstacle to College in the first place. anyone who is intent on getting No security system is perfect; through them.

• AFFIRMATIVE ACTION • UNDERSTANDING DIFFERENCES

February 2. 1993 King's dream remains unrealized Exploration is needed Affirmative action endeavors to equalize opportunities to appreciate diversity n his acclaimed speech 30 around us, then this country can We at this university Uve in a ho are the people in your more about you." It may be easier years ago, Martin Luther King truly stand as a beacon of hope for country where phrases such as "be neighborhood — the peo­ to go with a friend of yours who is I Jr. professed that he had a everyone, but that day is not today. aU you can be" and "hard work W ple that you meet each already a member of the group. dream that someday his children Opponents of affirmative action pays off' are etched in our minds day? Once you learn about one culture's would be argue that hiring and other as a symbol of what it means to Uve That line from a Sesame Street different needs, it will become judged, not by employment decisions should be in America. We see this nation as song asks a very much easier to learn about others. the color of made solely on the basis of merit the land of opportunity where if important ques­ You will find that most people, How do you their skin, but and qualification. you strive diligently and Uve clean­ tion because it when asked, love to talk about the First of all, it is erroneous to feel about by the content ly, you can achieve your goals and challenges peo­ history of their culture. But until of their charac­ think that we live in a meritocracy Uve the American dream. For ple to see and they are asked, many remain quiet cheating? ter. where aU of the top jobs are given many of us, this ideal is taken for understand the because they are unsure of how How should It is now to the most qualified individuals. granted, for others, it is a stark people around accepting other people may be, and 1993, and Some of today's leaders in industry contrast to the reality they unfor­ them. that is a shame. For too long we » it be dealt and government are in their cur­ tunately know all too weU. have gotten used to the fact that though the state rent position because of family con­ Do you know with? of affairs Affirmative action is not an elixir who the people being different is not a good thing nections, a friend in high places or or panacea to this thing we call rac­ — and we must change that atti­ between the great financial backing. around you are IFFf races has ism — that will come over time as — what they |||Dir tude to one that says being differ­ "More cheating improved, his Secondly, not everyone in this people's ideas and beliefs are slow­ think, what they LUnlL ent is great. EDITORIAL country is treated fairly and equita­ ly changed, but it is a necessary goes on among dream is still COLUMNIST feel, what's EDITORIAL Think of Sesame Street. Did the undergraduates just that. bly. A certain percentage of minor­ step in the right direction in order important to COLUMNIST blue muppets hang out only with ...70-80 percent The racism and acts of discrimi­ ities are looked upon with much to create a more fair and just play­ them? You probably know these the blue muppets, and the green nation that were pervasive many disdain and contempt and therefore ing field. The goal of affirmative things about your friends, but what with the green? No, they all lived cheat, I realty do not have the same opportunity action is to give people a chance, an together, and they also Uved with years ago are still with us today, to earn equal merit. about the people you live and work believe that" and because of that, there must be opportunity that may not have with? humans, birds, frogs, and pigs. some kind of affirmative action Opponents also contend that been theirs before. Everyone is surrounded by and College years are a time to STACEY program which attempts to balance affirmative action is nothing but dependent upon other people, and explore the world around you, and BRODIE the scales of justice in a more equal reverse discrimination. They say those other people may have feel­ the world within yourself. Chal­ graduate student that aU it does is convey unfair I applaud President Clinton for manner. adhering to his campaign promises ings different from yours, and you lenge what you've been taught treatment towards certain persons about society, think about the Affirmative action has been and that this is just as deleterious and selecting women, African- need to respect them. Why? defined as "a public or private pro­ Americans and Hispanics to be part Because, if you don't, they might thoughts of people different from as the discrimination that took you, and if you can't imagine them, "I'dratberfai gram designed to equalize hiring place against blacks and other of his cabinet — in other words, not be very willing to help you and admission opportunities for for selecting a cabinet that resem­ when you need help, and everyone ask. like a man than minorities. Affirmative action is historically disadvantaged groups not reverse discrimination — what bles the people of this nation. needs help sometimes. Remember too that differences cheat My GPU by taking into consideration those it does is attempt to compensate We Uve in the most heteroge­ It's not enough today to say, can come in all forms. Where we attests to very characteristics which have for and undo behavior to which neous society in the world; why not "I'm open minded." It s a good grew up, how much money we had, that" been used to deny them equal many individuals were subjected. have a cabinet and government attitude, yet today, leaders are and the clothes we wore were treatment." that is qualified and also more in looking for people who go out and important aspects of how we lived What affirmative action does is To even for a moment believe and they affected how people treat­ that there are no residues of rac­ tune with the needs of everyone in educate themselves about others, DAREN endeavor to somehow undo the that society? To say that those and others' ways of life, interests, ed us. cruel consequences of racism that ism still embedded in our society is FALLER to divorce ourselves from any kind members of President Clinton's cultures, concerns and histories. The power of teamwork has long sophomore still plague us today. We must give cabinet are not qualified simply How can you do this? Use the been understood, and the more aU individuals a chance to put their of rational or educated thinking. Also, no one can honestly equate a because they are minorities is an resources available to you, and at people you are willing to work foot in the door of opportunity, not insult to those people's dedication, the University of Miami there are with, understand and appreciate, just a chance to have it slammed in remedial preference for disadvan­ taged but qualified minorities with intelligence and internal fortitude. many. Numerous special interest the more you will accomplish. "When you're their face. When the day comes Manuel Rios is a senior major­ groups exist on campus. Call one Jeff Lurie is a senior majoring in that racism has been erased from the brutality inflicted upon blacks being graded and others. ing in accounting. and say, "I'd reaUy like to learn architecture. on a curve and the hearts and minds of those it affects me, III rat on • LETTERS them." MARIE wrongs. Voluntary plans are used drugs are working. slowly sinking") on the University by organizations that feel affirma­ the women's athletic department. ESTES Affirmative action The third, enforcement, is handi­ of Miami athletic department. He Despite competing in the geo­ junior tive action, as I have described it, capped by a full-jail situation that is correct that the university makes good business sense. graphically-closer Big Ten Confer­ column disputed fails to punish criminals with their should address gender equity by ence, the University of Minneso­ The last 12 years of leadership in full sentence. This is widely recog­ adding a women's varsity sport ta's women's athletic teams aU had Washington has effectively used nized to be the principal problem instead of dropping another men's To the editor: the "quota" buzzword to influence extensive travel budgets. Why? "If they're I am not one who generally with the "war on drugs." But this varsity sport. Because the department's goal was the pubUc to its way of thinking to is not a problem with political theo­ Volleyball is a sport that the uni­ caught let them responds to letters and editorials in thwart movement toward equality ry. It is one of financial cost and (and stiU is) fielding competitive fail. They're newspapers but the level of igno­ and diversity in the workplace. You implementation. versity should consider adding. teams in every sport. going to fail in rance regarding affirmative action were a good student. You Ustened DeMoor is correct that there is an As a University of Miami faculty displayed by Chris Gajewski in the The paper believes that a change abundance of volleyball talent in member, I am not qualified to tbe real world weU. Please do likewise with the in policy would have a minimal Jan. 26 issue of The Hurricane teUs current administration. the state, as evidenced by the Uni­ address DeMoor's ideas regarding anyway." me this young man's education effect on teenagers. I would like to versity of Florida's participation in Roosevelt Thomaa Jr., cite Richard Webster's insightful an athletic fee increase. But as a BRIAN needs enhancing. associate vice president for the 1992 NCAA women's voUey- former sports journalist, I believe commments on the government's ball championships. GOLDBERG Gajewski, you are terribly wrong Human Resources and Affir­ ability to control alcohol and ciga­ that the University of Miami freshman in your belief that affirmative mative Action rettes among teens. In addition, let The alleged "geographic isola­ should begin to address gender action requires "mandatory hiring us not forget one of the principal tion" of the university from the equity and Title IX now, instead of of minorities to fill quotas," is facts regarding drug use. When rest of the Big East Conference waiting for an NCAA mandate. "directed against white males," is Marijuana legalization someone starts using a drug, usual­ schools is essentially a non-issue. Jodi L. Williamachen, "{Cheaters! "government-sponsored, legally ly marijuana, after a period of time, As an undergraduate at the Uni­ librarian assistant, protected discrimination," and that versity of Minnesota, I worked for Otto G. Richter Library put a lot of it "fosters inequity and self- illogical, unrealistic they grow tired of that high and go pressure ou on to different drugs, often to doubt." Please read on. cocaine and even heroin. By legal­ those who are Affirmative action is an active To the editor: izing marijuana, we are allowing (honest] and effort to advance the education and I am quite shocked by The Miami the cycle of drug use to begin. don't cheat" employment efforts and opportuni­ Hurricane's endorsement of legal­ ties of women and members of ization of marijuana. I am especiaUy At present, the percentage of ~;wTHfc NIK minority groups. disappointed in the poor logic and people involved in drug use is fairly KORBA There are three ways affirma­ reason your stance is based on. constant. There is no need to upset junior tive action is used. Organizations the balance for the worse. There 1 pefffeRpo U»WvMII*-W^ First of all, you speak of being are enough drug infected members ANP"W»0? that receive federal contracts of able to "control its distribution, WT I, $50,000 or more and employ 50 or of society already. We don't need W PBCIPUftJ allocation, [and] price." The fact is anymore. more people must establish an that the government does not do JEFF'S VIEW affirmative action plan which this for any other drug or consum­ Sincerely, V,.\i\i mi \ includes an analysis of the work­ er product and the implementation Jeff Landefeld, force, identification of deficiencies of such a program would violate all junior GREATI I Bou&HTTHlS and establishment of goals (not capitalistic principles and be the quotas) for diversifying the work­ first true form of communism in <\KS»WEtc&r)err Fo*. ONLY place. Consent decrees are issued this country! UM athletics by the courts in cases where an TVIKNTV SOCICS. The article also states "the only organization has been sued for dis­ successes ... against drug abuse should add volleyball Mow -TV*. SufceTo Ace criminatory practices and agrees [are in] education and treatment." 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TT MOVIE RATING: * i • CELEBRITY PROFILE Sniper never delivers real action Billy West, the voice of Stimpson J. n my constant search for the next great classic adventure Cat, is surprised by The Ren and Stim­ I film, I ve traveled high and low the world over. No multiplex the­ py Show's cult-like popularity ater escaped my search. No dol­ 44 TPV on't you know Nickelodeon on Saturday lar theater, I M cartoons will ruin evenings and Sunday mornings, is drive-in or video -*-^ your mind? Look what a huge cult hit with an audience store eluded my it's done to your brain!" far beyond the targeted kiddy quest. That timeless advice from cartoon market. I had thought asthma-hound During the hour and a half this weekend I chihuahua Ren prior to West's entrance, taped might be on the Hoek to his episodes were aired on the Rat's verge of a great fat, stupid big-screen TV, an irony not lost discovery rival­ friend on the UM students who Uve on ing that of Indi­ Stimpson J. campus and cannot see Ren and ana Jones find­ Cat is just the Stimpy. Last semester, the February 2, 1993 ing the elusive MOVIE tip of the university dropped Nickelodeon Ark of the Cove- REVIEWER Nicktoons from its cable offering in favor of nant. The Ughts dimmed. The cur­ iceberg that is VH-1 and the Residence Halls tain drew back. The title Sniper sinking the Channel. emerged on the silver screen. Saturday I asked West about the recent morning controversy involving Nick's p • network cartoon lineup COLUMNIST firing of John Kricfalusi, the Well, there's a more than capa­ show's creator, animator and M A R K as quickly as though it were HMS u ble actor in this film, and a fairly original voice of Ren. engaging story about an experi­ Titanic. Nickelodeon, said West, had enced Marine sargeant and a raw And on Thursday, Billy West, problems with the show's content National Security Council agent better known as the voice of and with gags being too tasteless EVERGLADES FEATURES who has never kiUed before. The Stimpy, energetically entertained for the young audience, SEAFOOD, MUSIC two are sent on a mission to exe­ a packed house at the ultimately leading to firing cute a Panamanian drug lord. Rathskeller. Sponsored by Kricfalusi for non-delivery of new episode "Son of Stimpy" where characters and he was already Program Council Forum, the episodes. Stimpy searches for his "son," the most popular cartoon figure, The very ordinary conflict of event was titled "Stimpy Speaks! The first season of Ren and actually a cloud of flatulence beating out Fred FUntstone and he 20th annual Everglades experience versus youth comes to An Evening with Billy West: The Stimpy lasted from 1991 to 1992 called Stinky. Yogi Bear, West finallyseeme d City Seafood Festival fea­ One-Man Voice Squad". and consisted of exactly seven surprised by the huge success of T turing local seafood, arts the forefront as the men stalk After "half of HoUywood" and crafts, live country music, through the jungle and stalk and As evidenced by the large, episodes which were rerun in the show. enthusiastic crowd, The Ren and called to audition for the voice of rides and raffles will take place stalk and stalk endlessly. This film, rotation on both MTV and Ren, the coveted part went to West, 41, started out in show Stimpy Show, which airs on Nickelodeon. biz by playing in a rock and roll from 9 a.m. to 6 p.m. Feb. 6 and starring Tom Berenger, is far too none other than Billy West. He from 11 a.m. to 6 p.m. Feb. 7 at concerned with reenacting the qui­ While Nick was originally says that he agreed to do both band. During gigs, West would content to let the audience grow Everglades City Park in Ever­ et stealth it takes to perform a hit voices because he knew how to improvise voices and impressions glades City. Admission and a limit­ and get away with it. while repeating the original bring Ren to life after working so to cover during on-stage delays; ed amount of parking are free. For seven episodes, the network had long with Kricfalusi. He admits, one of his favorite impressions more information call 695-4100. big plans for the show and the was Porky Pig singing The Who's It is reaUstic, but too much so. however, that it has been a bit establishment of a Saturday night creepy recording both parts in "My Generation. The film itself doesn't have any­ programming block called thing to it other than stalking the the absence of the creator. But it was West's friendship "Snick." with Jim Jinkins, the creator of POITIER, REDFORD drug lord through the jungle. Yes, Ren and Stimpy, along with Listing fans such as Robert we see the men crawl on their bel­ fellow Nick toon Doug, that first Nick's other crossover hit DeNiro (who asked to do a voice led to Nickelodeon. Jinkins asked STAR IN SNEAKERS lies and reaUsticaUy stalk someone, Clarissa Explains It All, were to for an episode), Robin Williams, but it drags on and loses its appeal. West to provide the voice of be paired with two new shows, Nirvana (who wanted to cover Doug, as well as buUy Roger he Cinematic Arts Commis­ but Kricfalusi missed the the "Happy Happy, Joy Joy" song Klotz, and West quickly agreed. sion will present the movie The film plays out like a docu­ targeted premiere date and only for a Ren and Stimpy album) and Then he received a call from old T Sneakers, starring Robert mentary on a CIA hit squad, but delivered a handful of new June Lockhart (Timmy's mom on friend John Kricfalusi who told Redford and Sidney Poitier, at 7 never really entertains as an episodes. Lassie and Mrs. Robinson in Lost West that he too had a Nicktoon p.m. and 9:30 p.m. Feb. 3 at the action-adventure film. Good In addition to the deadline in Space), West said he is not in development. Beaumont Cinema. Admission is action-adventures should have an problems, Nick objected to the surprised by the response from free to students with a vaUd Cane element of exaggerated escapism introduction of a character college-aged fans. Ken DeMoor is an MBA Card. which is not found in this flick. named George Liquor — the When I told him that Universal candidate specializing in network suspected a subliminal Studios Florida had added Stimpy investments and strategic Now, on the bright side, the jun­ Billy West cunnilingus joke — and the to its roster of costumed management. gle cinematography is above aver­ FUND RAISING WALK age. Some of the motivation behind the characters seems lacking. TO BENEFIT AIDS There is a minimum of comic relief and, therefore, the characters he fifth annual AIDS Walk come off as hard, unukable people. • CAMPUS VOLUNTEERS Miami 1993, a fund raising T walk to benefit AIDS educa­ There is a formula for achieving tion and health care services, will truly great adventure. First, there begin at 9 a.m. March 7 at South must be wonderful characters with Funday gives students chance to volunteer Pointe Park, 1 Washington Ave., whom one can identify. An element Miami Beach. Pledge sheets are of romantic involvement, although now available by calling 757-4444. not always crucial, can often make BY DOUG HYDE "I think this is such a worthy places such as Parrot Jungle, Met­ ship," Davis said. On the day of the walk, those who the characters appear more Hurricane Staff Writer organization," Ezelle said. "It's not rozoo, the Miami Youth Museum Once students are accepted into bring in pledges of at least $200 human. This film totally lacks this. UM Best Buddies is offering UM like volunteering. We get to do and a UM footbaU game. the program, they are paired with will receive a T-shirt or tank top. students the chance to learn from things together, just like a regular a buddy through May. The pace of an action-adventure the mentally retarded. friendship." EzeUe said the Best Buddies pro­ film should be fast. In the case of gram also offers the mentally disa­ Cristie Vidal, a junior majoring in Sniper, it sort of meanders around, The campus organization, which UM Best Buddies is a chapter of special education, has be*-n ELVIS SIGHTED pairs UM students with mentally Best Buddies of America, founded bled who live in group homes a always promising, yet never deliv­ chance to see some fresh faces. involved with Best Buddies since ering real action. retarded people, is organizing Fun­ in 1987 by Anthony Kennedy the fall. IN WRITING CONTEST day for the 12th year, this time Shriver while he was a student at with a Winter Wonderland theme. Georgetown University. The "In these group homes, they She said she enjoys hanging out All directors or producers need Washington, D.C.-based organiza­ usually see the same people over with her 11-year-old buddy, Phillip. arch 15 will be the dead­ to do is take a good look at the men "People need to be aware of peo­ tion now has 137 chapters in the and over," Ezelle said. "If they're "They're people just like every­ line for the first annual who came before them who had the ple with disabilities," said Best United States and two chapters in lucky enough, they can go to work, body else," Vidal said. M International Elvisology Buddies member Christy Ezelle. but they mostly see their group Contests in Poetry and Short-Short formula down to a science. Men Athens, Greece. Sophomore Tricia Restivo, Best like Steven Spielberg, John Ford "They shouldn't be scared. The moms, the other people that Live Stories. Entries concerning Elvis best cure for it is awareness." there, and that's it." Buddies secretary, spends time Presley must be original and and Michael Curtiz proved it could In September 1991, UM student with her 12-vear-old buddy, Glen. be done time and time again. Tiffany Davis organized UM's unpublished, typed, double-spaced On Feb. 27, UM students can chapter. UM is now one of 21 col­ Because the goal of the organiza­ and no more than a page per sub­ compete in special Olympic-style "We've gone to the movies, mission. Send your entry and a $2 What Sniper amounts to is a leges and universities statewide tion is to foster friendships, only we've had barbecues, and I even events alongside victims of Down's with a Best Buddies chapter. people willing to stick with the pro­ entry fee to Elvis Contests, FCCJ decent movie for this week's out­ Syndrome and mental retardation. went to the baUet with his family," North Campus, 4501 Capper Road, ing. I rate it VA out of four stars. gram are accepted. Restivo said. The day-long event will feature Florida presently has the great­ Jacksonville, FL 32218. For more Tom Berenger has an excellent bowling, arts and crafts, music information, caU (904)-766-6559. screen presence. It's unfortunate est number of chapters and recent­ "We can't take people who just Tiffany Davis, who as chapter therapy and a big heap of snow ly the state's chapters acquired a want to put it on their resume," director oversees the duties of oth­ he hasn't hit the bull's-eye with where the buddies can play. As Sniper. $74,000 grant from the Florida Davis said. "We reaUy have to feel er students, still remembers her many as 800 participants are Developmental Disabilities Council that there's a commitment there. first experiences as a best buddy. Richard S. Webster is a senior expected to attend. FOLK SINGER PERFORMS majoring in creative writing. — a development that has Shriver This is the type of organization considering moving the D.C. head­ where we don't want people to get "When I met my buddy for tht AT STEPHEN TALKHOUSE Any student wishing to partici­ quarters to Miami. hurt. If these people lose their col­ pate can sign up on at tables set up first time, she did not stop talking. SNIPER (I) lege buddies, even if they've only She was telling me aU the places in the University Center Breeze­ Students involved offer compan­ seen them once, it kiUs them." arrie Newcomer, formerly way during the week of Feb. 15th. ionship to their buddies, taking she wanted to go, teUing me aU the the lead vocalist and writer A training session is required. "We look for people who have places she wanted to eat," said Tri-Star Pictures them to restaurants, movies, con­ Davis. "At the barbecue that was C for the folk trio Stone Soup, Length: 120 minutes certs and any other place where time to see their buddy at least held last year, you could see the wiU perform at 8 p.m. Feb. 5 at Cast: Tom Berenger Ezelle, a sophomore, is member­ two friends enjoy going together. every other week, who are reaUy Stephen Talkhouse, 616 Collins ship coordinator for Best Buddies friendships that had reaUy made it. Local Screens: AMC Bakery committed, who have an open mind The buddies, they Uve for us — Ave., Miami Beach. Tickets are $6. and has been involved with the pro­ In addition, the Best Buddies and who are willing to give time and a lot of us Uve for them, too." For more information, call Michael Center, Wometco Miracle 4 gram since last year. program involves group outings to and everything it takes in a friend­ Stock at 531-4488. BEANER POND SCUM By Jeff Corpening By Jason Molinet

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THE \)r*\ auARTERBACK TRADITION... T T 1 • ALUMNI BASEBALL Current Canes blast mentors in Alumni Game BY JASON MOLINET Coach Ron Fraser's fiery team Assistant Sports Editor speech in which he threatened to Nostalgia was the key word at make them run afterwards. Mark Light Stadium Saturday The Alumni pulled to within 7-6 afternoon as former University of when Mike Tosar (1988-91) Miami baseball players returned scored on California Angel reUever for the annual Alumni Game. Joe Grahe's (1987-89) single. The 1992-93 baseball team "The Last few intrasquads, I've faced their mentors and blasted the been hitting the ball really well," Alumni team 8-6. senior left fielder Rick Ellstrom Chicago White Sox pitcher Alex said after going three for five. Fernandez (1989) hurled two "I've been fouling off the good innings for the Alumni, giving up pitches, which is important, and I one run on one hit, while striking had a couple good at bats tonight. out two. In the top of the second, That's a confidence booster." Fernandez put the Alumni ahead EarUer in the afternoon the Gray with a monster home run to left- pounded the Orange 8-2 in the six center field, albeit with an alumi­ inning game between former UM num bat. standouts. Southpaw Eric Berthelot, a true After the Orange jumped on top freshman, pitched five innings for 2-0 in the top of the first, the Gray first-year Coach Brad Kelley. He used a seven run second inning to surrendered only one hit, Fernan­ jump in front. First baseman Orlan­ dez's homer, and struck out three February 2. 1993 do Gonzalez (1973-74), the college to pick up the win. player of the year in 1974, scored UM broke open the game with on a Juan Flores (1989-90) home three runs in the third. Bruce run to tie the game at 2-2. • VIEWPOINT Thompson, Luis Hernandez and "It's a lot more relaxed ebeingo n newcomer Mike Metcalf all scored the other side of the dugout," after reaching base on singles. pitcher Jeff Alkire, who graduated After adding one run in the last year, said. "It's fun seeing aU PRESTON MACK/Photo Editor fourth and two more in the fifth, the guys that I've played with in Giants • TURNING BACK THE CLOCK: Former Hurricane and current Chicago White Sox pitcher Alex Fernan­ UM withstood a four run sixth by the past and guys that played the Alumni. They were inspired by before me." dez participated in the annual Alumni Game at Mark Light Stadium on Saturday.

wanted • MEN'S BASKETBALL • RECRUITS Erickson Hurricanes look to feast on lowly Wildcats Country's top ong before the Giants hired Dan Reeves, before Dallas BY JASON MOLINET much needed rest from their con­ Jeffrey Robinson, a 6-5 forward, victory against Connecticut last L Defensive Coordinator Dave Assistant Sports Editor ference schedule when they face scored 16 points and Darrell Nash, Tuesday, Popa registered a QB chooses Wandstadt and Boston College It's been a season only a moun­ Bethune-Cookman (1-16, 0-8 in the a 6-8 center, added 15 points in the career-high 21 points. Coach Tom" tain climber could appreciate for Mid-Eastern Athletic Conference) BCC loss. Caughlin turned Miami Coach Leonard Hamilton. in the Miami Arena at 7:30 p.m. Notre Dame down the job, Perhaps the biggest reason The Hurricanes have tried to climb The game will be broadcast by The loss to Villanova extends even before Ray their way out of WIOD (610 AM) and WVUM (90.5 behind Miami's disappointment at BY KEVIN BROCKWAY Handley was UM's losing streak on the road to ViUanova was its three-point shoot­ Special to The Hurricane an early season FM). 30 straight games, dating back to a fired, Giants collapse and a ing — or lack thereof. After aver­ "Quarterback U." couldn't General Manag­ 72-64 win at Davidson during the aging nine threes during their last garner high school football's tough confer­ "For some reason, we always 1989-90 campaign. er George ence schedule. have the most trouble playing homestand and shooting .460 from most coveted passer this season. Young wanted these teams — the teams we're three-point land in January, the Ron Powlus, the top-rated high Dennis Erickson Guard Trevor Burton has been in Hurricanes hit only four of 16 school recruit in the country, Winning two expected to win against," sopho­ as his head a slump the past few weeks. against the Wildcats. made a verbal commitment to KEVIN of three Big more point guard Michael Gardner coach. Against Villanova, Burton shot a play at the University of Notre East games in said. "We have our trouble playing BROCKWAY miserable two of 12 from the floor, Dame on Saturday. Powlus, a Young its last homes- the small schools, so its something "We came out too loose, we SPORTS finishing with six points. 6-4, 210-pound quarterback from watched the tand, UM we won't look past this time." didn't have the legs," Gardner said COLUMNIST Berwick, Pa., shunned Big East rebuilding job slipped on and of the loss. "We came out lethargic schools Pittsburgh and Miami to Jimmy Johnson did at Dallas, pass­ fell at Villanova BCC Coach Jack McClairen has Bethune-Cookman may allow and lackadaisical — I don't know play for the Fighting Irish. ing his team by in the process. He Saturday night, no pity for Hamilton. Saturday center Constantin Popa to continue what it was. Maybe we thought we knew the Giants needed a more losing 82-69. Popa night, the Wildcats fell to South his dominating offensive produc­ could take Villanova lightly, but we "I felt like Notre Dame was complex offense and some speedy Thursday Carolina State 66-64 to continue tion. He scored 20 points in the have no reason to take any team where I wanted to be," Powlus personnel in order to implement night, Miami (5-11, 3-6) will get a their long free-fall. loss Saturday night. In the 80-65 lightly." said. "It wasn't that I'll get so that offense. Erickson could bring much more out of one school or both. the other, it's just that Notre UM Athletic Director Dave Dame is where I felt like I would Maggard also knew that Erickson • WOMEN'S BASKETBALL be at home." was the hottest coaching commodi­ Powlus led Berwick High to a ty on the NFL market. If the 37-5 record over the past three Giants would pass on him, Seattle years. In his senior year, he led surely wouldn't. The Seahawks Miami turns attention to Orangewomen his team to a 15-0 record and the would have simply moved current Class AAA state title. He passed Coach Tom Flores back upstairs to for 35 touchdowns and ran for 21 a management position. Erickson BY AMY LEIS the Big East with 3.3 blocks per in rebounds averaging 11.4, fourth more. would be re-united with the NFL's Hurricane StaH Writer game. in blocks with 2, ninth in scoring WOMEN'S BASKETBALL The official signing day for most dominant defensive player, After a perfect 2-0 road trip, Kenneally is fifth in scoring in with 16.1 points, ninth with a .558 recruits is tomorrow. Orlando former UM standout defensive Miami is home from the cold the Big East with 18.2 points, 3.2 free throw percentage, and ninth in Who:MI«mi vs. Syracuse Maynard Evans High School line­ lineman Cortez Kennedy. The Northeast and is hoping to domi­ assists and 1.2 steals per game. steals with 2.4 per game. backer Kernard Lang (6-5, 245- move back to the Pacific North­ nate Syracuse in their second "We have to play tough defense. Miami has had three home losses WhererThe Knight Sports pounds) and guard Kerlin Blaise west (Erickson coached at Wash­ match-up of the season on Wednes­ this year after a 22-game home Complex. (6-5 300-pounds) verbally com­ ington State) would bring another Holly Oslander is an excellent post day night at 7:30 p.m. at the player. We have to maintain pres­ winning streak last year. mitted to UM. gift — Washington State quarter­ Knight Sports Complex. Whan: Wednesday at 7:30 back Drew Bledsoe as the second sure on her outside shooting," On the road, Miami destroyed The Lady Hurricanes (7-2), coach Ferne Labati said. Outlook:Tha Miami woman Tuberville Stays pick in the NFL draft. destroyed Syracuse 65-53 in their Boston College 80-67 last Sunday. Miami defensive coordinator Syracuse, (4-13, 2-7) are cur­ Early in the game, the Lady Hurri­ look lor their third win in row Maggard had to act. The two last meeting at Syracuse in Janu­ after losing to St. John's two Tommy Tuberville removed him­ ary. rently last in the Big East. They canes went on a 10-3 run lead and Sundays ago. Tha Hurricanes self from consideration for the sides worked out a seven year con­ never looked back. Freshman point "We're going to beat them like lost to Connecticut, Georgetown, should be able to take head coaching job at Arkansas tract extension that would run Villanova and Providence — all guard Holly Rilinger led the team through 1999. It gave Erickson a last time," senior guard Delia Wil­ advantage of tha last placa State and will stay with the Hur­ son said. "Everybody just has to teams that Miami has beaten. with a game-high 30 points four Orange woman. raise from his $350,000 per-year assists and one steal. ricanes this season. salary, but also forbid Erickson stay focused." This will be UM's first home Tuberville, 38, would have from taking another coaching job in Miami's biggest threats are Syr­ game since their 65-59 loss to St. Rilinger is currently ranked 11th TANYA OILMORE/ Graphic* Ed-or been the second defensive coor­ Division I. It said nothing about the acuse senior guard Erin Kenneally John's. in Big East standings averaging 16 dinator to leave the school in the and senior center Holly Oslander. NFL. "We have to work on defense," points a game. rebounds, four steals and one span of a month. He replaced Erickson says he loves the South Oslander, 6-5, sat out most of senior center Vicki Plowden said. Plowden added 18 points, four assist. She also shot a perfect 7-7 Sonny Lubick, who left for a head Florida area and never had inten­ last season with a knee injury, but "Defense is what wins games." rebounds and three steals in the in free throws. coaching position at Colorado tions of leaving. He said the exten­ this year she's averaging 11 points, Plowden is currently ranked high win. Senior guard Carla Harris also Miami had a 55-50 comeback State on Jan. 2. sion should "end the speculation" 6.5 rebounds and places second in in Big East standings, placing first had a good day with 18 points, four victory at Pittsburgh last Friday. about him going elsewhere. Of course, this is the same Den­ nis Erickson who told Washington • CONTRACT EXTENSION State he was staying to be the head • CAMPUS SPORTS coach 10 days before leaving for Miami. Challenge Starts Now Maggard offers If Erickson truly wants to Instant 0's capture hoop become the Bear Bryant of South Florida, the fun begins this spring. Routh contract There wiU be 15 fifth-year seniors BY JASON MOLINET crown on Super Sunday recruited by Johnson, and the rest Assistant Sports Editor of the team will be all of Erickson's recruits, including new quarter­ John Routh, who portrays back Frank Costa. Miami's mascot — Sebastian the BY CHAD COOKLER "ICSRJ pick the pairings random­ Ibis at football and basketball Hurricane Staff Writer ly, and that often leaves the brack­ It wiU be Erickson's team now. ames and the Miami Maniac at There was more than football ets uneven. [The Hoosiers] didn't He will win and lose with the play­ gaseball games — was offered a happening on Super Bowl Sunday. have to play any of the really good ers he brought to the school and three-year contract extension Fri­ In the championship game of the teams to get to the final," Judkins that will be the motivation that day. Campus Sports and Recreation said. "I think [CSR] should find a fuels him. This could silence the Since 1983, Routh has been the four-on-four basketball tourna­ new way to pick the pairings to critics who claim he has won Maniac, a creation of former base­ ment, the Instant O's defeated the make the brackets more even." national championships with Jimmy ball Coach Ron Fraser. He has Hoosiers 40-33. Johnson's team. mascaraded as the Ibis since 1984. "The competition was much bet­ Kevin Brockway is a senior The Hoosiers led 14-12 at half- "There are not really a lot of time, mainly on the scoring of ter than last year," O's junior Andy majoring in broadcast journalism details about it and at this point, it Kahn said. "There were more and political science. Shane Padjetta, who was four of really is tough for me to comment, five in three-point shots in the first teams and it was much more physi­ honestly," Routh said. "It's reaUy half. But the O's came back in the cal." tough to comment either way, second period with some tenacious HOME EVENTS! because I am in negotiations with defense and good team play to take the Marlins and obviously, I've the title. • NOTES: The Intramural FEB. 1 been here for 10 years, so I have a "We were able to play Uke a Advisory Board approved a propos­ 7:30 p.m. Women's basketball lot of feelings for the University of al to reinstate prize money for spe­ Miami." team, and that definitely helped us UM VS, Syracuse in the end," O's Brett Gibson said. cial events. Tne new plan would Last year, UM Athletic Director give money winners 50 percent of Dave Maggard waited to offer "We were tired in the first half, but we loosened up in the second half the money pot with a cap of $30 FEB. 4 Routh a new contract until earlv per player for each event. The plan May, a one-year deal. Routh and we reaUy took it to the hole on 7:30 p.m. Men's basketball them." requires the approval of the CSR UMvs. reportedly makes $60,000 a year Advisory Board. Bethune-Cookman as the UM mascot. There was some controversy Recently, much has been made over the pairings of the teams. CSR eliminated prize money last FEB. 6 of Maggard's differences with year after CSR Director Norman Routh. Participants complained that Parsons complained that some stu­ 7:30 p.m. Women's basketball "I'm like all of the football play­ some of the better teams .like dents were winning too much mon­ UM vs. Providence ers and the baseball players — the Instant O's, Lambda Chi Alalia, ey off the events. He also felt that big leagues is where you want to Above the Rim and Pi Kappa Alpha students were participating only go," Routh added. "But for me, the to Editor were placed in the same bracket for the money and not for the fun of situation has got to be the right sit­ with the weaker teams in the oth­ 7.30 p.m. Men's basketball • BALANCING ACT: Instant O's Rodney Orange tries to regain his it. UM vs.Syracuse uation and for me to stay at the er. University it's got to be the right balance as he slips and falls while trying to dribble past Pike's Rich Special event participation situation for the University as Abend during the semi-finals of the CSR basketball tournament Sun­ CSR referee Charles Judkins dropped off by more than 40 per­ JEfTRCV M. HOOKS/ Graphic Artiw weU." day. agreed. cent from last year. A J I Tuesday, February 2, 1993 THE MIAMI HURRICANE Page 7

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