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Vol. 114 No. 20 Student Center, Universitv of Dela_ware, Newark, Delaware 19716 Friday, April 8, 1988 ------~------Undercover police nab minors · · by Tara Finnigan ing a liquor store wi11 be arrested regardless of who they are and where declined to comment on the program, Staff Reporter whether they purchase alcohol or not, they come from," he explained. but the manager of the Stone Balloon Thirteen people have been arrested Hogan explained. -The fines and penalties for the crime said the program will help business. since Newark Police began cracking "It is illegal to even be in a package of underage entrance to a package "It's good to know if someone is not down on underage purchasing and con- store if you are not 21," Hogan added. store vary by judge, he said. doing their job," said the Stone Balloon sumption of alcohol two weeks ago, ac- According to Hogan, the main goal If a package store is caught serving Package Store manager. cording to Police Chief William Hogan. of the program is to prevent citizens a minor, the case will go before the "It's serious," he said. "If an "It's a no-warning enforcement pro- from drinking and driving. Alcohol Beverage Control Commission, underage person is arrested for the cess," Hogan said, "which will con- "If we can stop the purchase and Hogan said. The store could face fines possession of alcohol, they get a tinue until December." consumption of alcohol [by minors], in excess of $1,000 or may lose its criminal record that is hard to get rid Two off-duty police officers, dressed then we prevent them from driving alcohol license. of." in street clothes, ohserve local package while intoxicated," Hogan said. Hogan said alcohol problems do ex- From a university standpoint, an stores, questionin~ anyone suspected The objective is not to harass the ist in the community. underage student caught with alcohol of being under the legal drinkirg age, package stores, Hogan said. "We're "There is a lot of underage drinking on campus faces criminal charges, Hogan said. . · after the people who produce false activity," he explained. possibly resulting in a fine and police Any person under 21 years old enter- identification to purchase alcohol.. Several area package store owners record said Associate Director of rnntinued to page 13 Senate Mellon Bank okays refunds $1,-980 in fraud case added by Fletcher Chambers Assistant News Editor Mellon Bank has credited $1,980 to the sophomore class, seats in repl~cement of funds allegedly embezzled by its former class president, retur­ by James Cordrey ning the class of 1990 to active Staff Reporter status for the remainder of the The Faculty Senate passed a semester, said a university resolution Monday to increase official. the Delaware Undergraduate Marilyn Prime, associate Student Congress' (DUSC) dean of students said Mellon senate seats from two to five, credited the account on but. the representatives will February 17 following the ar­ maintain only two votes. rest of former sophomore Marilyn f'rlme The other three senators will class president, Christopher have input on undergraduate LaMarca, for embezzlement properly. interests, but will not have of over $1,400 from the class Class Treasurer Vicki voting rights. account. Coupland (AS 90) also· con­ "It is not more representa­ LaMarca secured single­ firmed the bank's replace­ tion, but it is more of an input signature checks in place of ment of funds. on the senate, which is always the two-signature checks re­ The account LaMarca desirable;" said DUSC senator quired for student activity ac­ manipulated has been replac­ Rob Pennell

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Children's Hour . ' Comedy Night "Comedy in Black and White" Sunday, April 17, 1988, 1-4 p.m. Tuesday, April12, 1988, 7:00p.m. featuring Betty Mitchell featuring Dwayne Cunningham and Jedda Jones Author, Sonny The Dirty Little Boy Bacchus, Perkins Student Center Ewing Room, Perkins Student Center

Cultural Film and Discussion Annual Gospelrama "Imitation of Life" "Let Everything That Have Breath, Praise the Lord" Wednesday, April13, 1988, 7:00p.m. Sunday, April17, 1988, 8:00p.m. 006 Kirkbride Lecture-Hall Loudis Recital Hall, Amy duPont Building

Variety Show Cultural Film Friday, Apri115, 1988, 7:15p.m. "Stormy Weather" $5.00 per person Tuesday, April 19, 1988, 6:30p.m. Loudis Recital Hall, Amy duPont Building 004 Kirkbride Lecture Hall

Concert Block Party Saturday, April16, 1988, 8:00p.m. Friday) April 22, 1988, 10 p.m. Guest Recording Artist Miles Jaye Newark Hall With Special Guest Raye Jones Dover Room, Perkins Student Center Miss BSU Pageant $8.00 wilD $10.00 General Admission Saturday, April 23, 1988, 6 p.m. $2.50 per person Bacchus, Perkins Student Center ------April 8, 1988 • The Review •Page 3 The dream lives King·..remembered twenty years later by Lynn Gic»nta Earl Morgan

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··adopts skin cancer threat~.. by Diane Perlman Staff Reporter So you went to Cancun for spring break to soak Up some rays. maJor That might not have been such a good idea. · by Lynne Zeiger .''[Exposure to th~ sun] doesn't kiJ!. you right away,'' said Hugh Staff Reporter Pitcher, an economiSt from the EnVIronmental Protection Agen- . The university Faculty cy, but it is producing enormous risks of skin cancer. For the malignant form of skin cancer, melanoma Pitcher Sen~te approved a two-year­ old resolution Monday to said the five-year survival rate is up to 80 percent. However establish a new major that if it gets to the brain, it can be fatal within a year. ' would lead to a B.A. degree in ~is prc;>blem is already touching our lives, said W.S. Vmcent, history with a concentration in a university professor from the department of Life and Health journalism. Sciences, noting the increase of skin cancer in younger people. Inert gases called chlorofluorocarbons ( CFCs), which break The major will be available Memb~rs of the Faculty Senate in September 1988. down the earth's ozone layer, are released into the air from The resolution, originally gram coordinator, said he foresee any problems with spray cans, refrigerators, air conditioners and plastics proposed by the Committee on favors the resolution because approval. manufacturing. Undergraduate Studies in "journalism has been called In other business, the senate Vincent said the use of CFCs may have already caused a 12 September 1986, has· been 'the first rough draft of discussed a preliminary report percent increase in skin cancer. wc;>rking its way through com­ history.' " from the Ad Hoc Committee "We're beginning to see now the effects of these CFC com­ mittees necessary for its ap­ This new major will parallel on Senate Organization. ~unds which were put into the atmosphere 10 years ago," said proval, according to Professor the current structure of the The report consisted of 36 Vmcent. The amount of CFC presently remaining in the air is Harrison Hall, chairman of the English/Journalism major. recommendations concerning unknown. Coordinating Committee on Students must take the stan- various topics, such as the According to DuPont spokesperson Kathy Forte, DuPont and Education. 14 other CFC producers are testing the toxicity of three new dard 3o-credit history major, prestige and respect of the themicals as possible replacements for CFCs. Currently, students wishing plu~ _E307 (News Writing and senate, continuity in the opera­ to pursue a career in jour­ Editing) and at least nine tion of the senate, role of ad­ The replacements will be costly for the companies and1the nalism may only major in credits chosen from six other ministrators in the senate, the consumer, but are necessary to prevent further damage to the . English or political science. journalism courses to satisfy senate's structure, faculty ozone. Hall said, ''It seems only the degree requirements. governance, academic issues, The ozone, Vincent said, is "disappearing even faster than natural that history be an ad­ The approval of the major is student and faculty welfare, originally projected.'' He added that after the year 2000 "the dition to the present range of provisional - meaning after cultural events and honors, hazard due to being out in the sun will be distinctly higher." options." four years it will return to the and aeademic support. There are, however, ways to reduce the risks. "You don't have Professor Edward A. Senate floor for a final vote, Senators voted by closed to completely give up your summer tan," Pitcher said. Nickerson, journalism pro- Hall said, adding he does not Tanning and using sun-screens can partially protect the skin continued to page 18 from harmful rays, he said, advising that the sun should be avoided fr~m 10 a.m. to 2 p.m. The bigg~t risk factor for a melanoma IS sunburn, but the effects of this cancer will not be apparent until about age 50. Tanning salons are becoming increasingly popular as a means of getting a base tan before going to the beach. Bob Davis, owner of Sunchasers Inc., a tanning salon in Newark, explained that CAREER PLANNING the body can only produce melanin for an hour and then skin will burn. He recommended using sun-block after'the initial hour of exposure. AND PLACEMENT According to Pitcher, blacks have one-tenth the melanoma continued to page 19 ANNOUNCES · STUDENT ASSISTANT POSITIONS INFORMATION MEETING FOR THE ACADEMIC YEAR 1988 1989 1989 GENEVA IXIKut be a matriculated aophomore or j1lllior with a JDiaimum GPA of 2.&. [iJ ¥uat ••JoJ workiDI with 1roupa aa well aa ·iacliYiduala. Winter IXIKut hne iatereat ia helpiq othen Ia a people-orieated eaYiroameat. Program All aajora welcomell 4 P.M. April 12th Position requires approximately 10 hours/week APPLICATION DEADLINE: APRIL 11 209 Smith r. '- Applications & information available at Raub Hall -111 IF YOU CANNOT ATTEND THIS IMPORTANT ' I' ~~!!~~.~~ ~· ~~~~-."~-~~ ,.~,.-....~ . ~~~----~~--~· .. ·~-~~;.~···'· ..!!~.t=J~ -~- .. ··.~ ..M.. E•E•T~IN_.G•,•P~L•E•A~S•E•G•O.-T•0 .. 40•6~P•U•R•N•E•L•L•H•A._L•L-' April 8, 1988 • The Review • Page 5

Man exposes self Car vandalized Vandal shatters known as Fastin), from behind business records, valued at a counter and attempted to $100, were stolen from a 1987 at Regency Square in Daugherty Lot Gilbert A window leave the store. The manager Ford Ranger at the College Someone removed the right and pharmacist on duty ap­ Square shopping center the An unknown man exposed Someone threw a rock prehended the man, who put evening of April 1, Newark front wheel of a car parked in through a third floor Gilbert A himself to three children at the Daugherty Hall lot on Main up a struggle in his attempt to Police said. 1: 15 p.m. on Tuesday near a window between March 25 and flee, police said. bush outside the Regency Street sometime Monday, Sunday, University Police University Police said. said. Square Apartments, Newark The incident is under The man later admitted to $248 stolen from Police said. investigation. frequent use of speed, He was identified as a white phenobarbatol, and codeine Thorn Lane home male, 5-foot-10 and in his late Attempted robbery that he bought off the street in twenties, police said. Elkton, but said that he had An unknown person entered Theta Chi house at local pharmacy never been "desperate a ground floor bedroom win­ robbed by intruder enough" to steal the drugs dow of a Thorn Lane residence A 38-year-old Elkton man before, police said. and stole $48 in cash and a $200 Person attempts An unknown person broke was arrested Sunday for at­ Panasonic AM/FM stereo into the Theta Chi fraternity tempting to steal prescription radio, between April 1 and to pry open door house through a first floor win­ drugs from Newark's Rite Aid Sunday, Newark Police said. dow and stole personal belong­ pharmacy, Newark Police Walkman stolen Damage was estimated at An unknown person attemp­ ings from a bedroom early said. · $40, police said. ted to pry open the door lock of March 30, University Police from Ford Ranger room 005 Purnell Hall between said. . Police said the man took two 5 p.m. April3 and 2 p.m. Satur­ Police are investigating the bottles of Phantermine A Sony Walkman AM/FM Compiled by Jennifer RiCh day, University Police said. burglary. Hydrochlorine (commonly stereo cassette player and and Karen McLaughlin For news, look to The Review

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In many MEDICAL TECHNOLOGY of Woman's Affairs Wednes­ situations people regret not ex­ day night. "And it could be pressing love to deceased (A blend of Biological Science, you . . .tomorrow isn't promis­ family members and friends.'' ed. You may never get a se­ Along witli those ypu love, cond chance." inevitably there are those you Chemistry and Medicine) Shepard's speech, sponsored could do without. by the Mortar Board, was part "No matter what you do, not .. of the "Last Lecture" series everyone will like you," said Wednesday, April13, 1988 held in the Ewing Room of the Shepard. "But don't let anyone Perkins Student Center. get you down- no one can 2:00- 5:00 p.m. Her presentation was full of make you inferior without advice and cliches that your consent." Shepard called "jewels of To . avoid this, Shepard Visit 004, -o1 0, 012 McKinly Lab · knowledge ...heirlooms that recommended emphasizing are handed down through self-worth. generations because they "If you don't believe in EMPLOYMENT OPPORTUNITIES reflect the truth." yourself, others won't," she "Live every day to its said, "and you are worthy of are diverse and include hospital laboratories, public health fullest," was one of several happiness and love, as well as cliches Shepard discussed. a peace of mind, peace on agencies, pharmaceutical companies, industrial laboratories, Shepard claimed most col­ earth and a piece of the ac­ research, technical sales, instrument serv~ce, management, lege students are guilty of tion." thinking life starts after She said everyone encom­ teaching ... school, instead of now. passes an essence connecting "Each day is given for a them with the universe that REFRESHMENTS WILL BE SERV-ED purpose," she said. "Own this keeps them going. day. You deserve it. "Call this your spirit, soul, "I'm not saying don't plan self-confidence, whatever," ahead," she added, "but don't she said. "Recognize this and put things off until later, practice it." because life is now. Don't sit Shepard concluded with and wait." "When life gives yQu lemons, Shepard redefined the make lemonade. cliche, "You're nobody until "We are all struck with somebody loves you," to tragedy and disappointments, "You're nobody until you love and life is no crystal stair­ you." case," she said. "It's full of "You have to love yourself tacks, splinters and parts with before offering your love to no carpeting, but we can't turn others," she said. "And after back. We must keep climb­ accomplishing that, spread ing." ------AprilS, 1988 • The Review •Page 7 -Skating center to .build athletes' potential by Bryan lnderrleden • . there will be a weight room, a Staff Reporter costume design shop and a The university is pioneering music department. A workout its way into a new age of un­ room will be provided for precedent~d athletic ballet, jazz and various other technology. performance arts, he added. With the Ice Skating Science The ice skating program Development Center current­ presently consists of about 600 ly under construction, the students, including Olympians university is poised to catch Kim and Wayne Seybold, and the nation's eye. "Everyone is Susan Semanick. watching us," said Ron Ludington said the universi­ Ludington, director of the ty, one of only a handful of center. schools with ice arenas, According to Ludington, the believes the new facility will $4.3 million complex, the first attract a larger number of Once coJrnplet,ed, of its kind in the country, skilled skaters from across the their AUC11AUUUIIU should be operational by the country. He added that no to a spokeswoman from dance, freestyle, music sideration would require all summer. .other institution will have a Ludington's office. editing, videotaping, coaches at the center to hold a The center will add a scien­ program of such magnitude She said the PSGA will pro­ choreography and profes­ figure skating coaching tific emphasis to all the perfor­ and depth. vide instructors to aid univer­ sional management,· accor­ degree, he said. mance arts, allowing athletes The endeavor has already sity biomechanists and exer­ ding to the spokeswoman. to maximize their human attracted the attention of the cise physiologists during the. University committees are Because the center will use potential, he said. Professional Skaters Guild of seminar. currently reviewing additional new technologies, Ludington "I guarantee it will improve America (PSGA), an In addition, several new proposals pertaining to the said it is logical to require our hockey team,'' Ludington organization which represents courses are scheduled to be of­ center, Ludington said coaches to have a degree. said, "because the players will professional skaters and fered next fall, including ice One proposal under con- become better skaters." coaches in the United States Plans call for a 60-meter by and Canada. 3o-meter Olympi,e-sized ice In a joint venture with the skating rink to encompass the university, a five-day seminar Don'·t.despair, $Ummer break is rear of the center's lower focusing on skating level. The complex will have methodology and technical two floors. aspects of skating will be of­ ~nly . seven we~ks aYiay. In addition, Ludington said fered in September, according

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··...... PUBLIC SAFETY 79 Amstel Ave. 451-asaa Culture Gap The majority of students at the university are "classless" in the minds of President Russel Jones and some of the administration. And this is not the familiar Drop/Add registration issue - rather a culture lesson. The ballet, opera and symphony are not the buzz words in student social domains, although they could be with a few changes around this universi­ ·.:·~ ty. President Russel Jones said the university community- mainly the students-needs more "cultural depth" at a President's Council meeting Wednesday and devise'\ a "task force" to combat the problem. Some of the suggestions were right on target, such as building a centralized performing. arts center, running a vintage and foreign film series, and increasing the theatre and music departments. Granted, the student interest level is geared towards contemporary entertainment and student attendance at artistic and cultural programs is minimal. However, if the existing cultural programs of­ fered, such as Friends of the Performing Arts, the several student theatre productions and the bus trips to major cities, increased their advertising and ticket availability - students might even en­ Mating Season joy being "culturized." I cried a lot this Spring Break. Many are idealistic. (We all want to find our Maybe "cultural depth" could be achieved if And more than a few times I got choked up ideal love connection.) some attention is paid to "cultural width" also. trying to hold back yet even more tears. Most are unrealistic. And expectations can Expanding the programs to include more No, it wasn't because of a parting love scene spell disaster for a relationship. from a Fort Lauderdale spring fling. (I wasn't According to a host of relationship counselors popular cultural events, which would have broad even in Florida this Spring Break.) nationwide, (marriage counselors are so ob- student appeal, might pique some interest. Vivaldi You see, I just get a little emotional at solete) unmet expectations are one of the and Shakespeare deserve merit and much acclaim weddings. leading causes of relationship upheaval. but maybe Stanley Jordan's jazz and the music As the sixth of six bridesmaids at my friend's As I think of this I remember an engagement wedding, I was even first in line to walk down party my family gave for a relative about to of Fiddler on the Roof would do more to lessen the aisle of the church sanctuary. But that's not embark on a second marriage. Her first bus- cultural apathy among students. why I cried. band, after 25 years and four children, left her Without a diverse mix of events to draw student The vows did me in. for a younger woman. Barring the obvious sincerity of the bride and Unmet expectations. interest and some active publicity, the cultural en­ groom, their promises "to be eternally faithful" Of course human nature dictates that vironment will continue to be infused by sex­ · · and to ·"give myself com- everyone comes into a relationship with pre- agenarians and lose our generation to MTV, rock pletely to you," among determined needs. other things, (as if these However, there is a difference between hopes concerts and other "hedonistic" pursuits. two biggies weren't for finding satisfaction in a relationship and ex­ .enough) were some pretty pectations placed on that significant other for hefty pledges I know I could the fulfillment of personal needs. never make at the tender Although I certainly don't profess to be an ex­ age of 22. pert on relationships between the sexes, a lit- Kevin Donahue, editor in chief Chuck Arnold, managing editor Later, as I watched the tle thoughtful observation (and a little Cathleen Fromm, executive editor Michele Barsce, business manager blissful couple make their research) suggests a few things, such as: Lori Poliski, editorial editor _ Ned Keene, advertising director Camille Moonsammy, executive editor grand exit to a Beverly Hills Separating needs only that person can fulfill, Keith Flamer and Jon Springer, sports editors Anne resort in their balloon and those that can be satisfied by another per­ News Editors ...... Kevin Bixby, Kean Burenga, Lori Foks, Jeff James, Diane Moore, bedecked Mercedes, I son, and not making demands that another per- Dale Rife, Jennifer Rogers, Cynthia Sowers • pondered the idealistic ex- son cannot reasonably fulfill. · Features Editors ...... Amy Bytnes, Corey Ullman Entertainment Ed~or ...... Michael Andres Wr1gh t pectations each held for the And a li~tle interpersonal com~un.icati_on on Associate Editor...... Scolt Graham Photo Editor...... Dan Della Piazza other and tor married life in generaL goals, desrres, needs, etc. couldn t hurt,_e1ther. Assistant News Ed~ors ...... FietcherChambers, Anne Wright Assistant Photo Editor...... Eric Russell As for her: So when you hear t.he bells this spring listen Assistant Sports Ed~or ...... Ken Kerschbaumer Will she always ~e able to keep his adoring for the song: ' Assistant Features Editor...... Kirsten Phillippe eyes from wandermg7 · Copy Ed~ors ...... June Horsey, Joan Maliczyszyn, Rachel Newman, Ted Spiker Assistant Business Manager...... Chrisfine Bellero And as for him: Assistant Advertising Director ...... Jennifer Koelpp Will he always be more than happy to indulge "Expectations are remissful .. . Published every Tuesday and Friday during the academic year, Fridays during Winter Ses· sian, by the student body of the University of Delaware, Newark, Delaware. her penchant for Louis Vuitton luggage'? 'Tis the season to be blissful." Editqrial and business offices at West Wing, Student Center. Phone 451-2771,451-2772, Okay, so maybe these aren't the bedrock 451-277". Business hours: Monday through Friday: 10 a.m. to 3 p.m. precepts matrimony is based upon. Maybe Editorial/Opinion: Pages 8 and 9 are reserved for opinion and commentary. The editorial these questions don't even matter. above represenh a con•nsus opinion of The Review staff and is written by the editorial ed~or, The point is, people do enter relationships, . . . . except when signed. The staff columns contain the opinion of the author pictured. Cartoons (not just marriage) with expectations of their Ann~ Wrtght ts an asststant news edttor of The '"!'resent the opinion af the artist. The letters to the editor contai_n the ~pinions of_our readers. significant other. Revtew. ,.------""""""'-""""""'-~------April 8, 1988 • The Review • Page 9 Opinion Letters Reverse discrimination in column Au Natural Last fall I returned to Delaware a changed When I left the shore my anger subsided. It woman. returns, though, with every act of human . Prejudice, it definitely is all just a big mistake and the In one summer, I had fallen in love with a carelessness. )ies that accompany prejudices are certainly r:ot funny special guy, some super roommates and with . Recently, Haiti accused Philadelphia of dum­ when peop!e are offend~d. Howev~r, discrimination is a,pro­ something else quite extraordinary: something pmg about 4,000 tons of garbage on its Haitian blem that IS not so easily _de~lt with. Camille Moonsammy available to us all. beach. I guess that was the easiest way it could her step t? a solution m her column in the March 18 !"fered Something most of us take for find t~ rid Philadelphi!l of all that trash. It's out III8Ue of The Revte'":'· She blamed the university for not ac­ granted... nature - and all of its forms. of the1r nose-range anyway. eom,odatmg blacks m the community and feels that blacks (Wordsworth would applaud). And my friend cruising down I-95 south- ~d be e~pl~ye.d in higher positions. This step, however, Actually, I think I've always been a nature bound, toward a sun-filled, bar-happy Spring I JUSt as disc~Immatory as. n

I don't know about everyone else, but I like to be able to ~the while I eat. The dining halls are constantly full of Doke from students' and employees' cigarettes. The rooms ~remarked with "smoking area" signs, but they are not by any means enforced. You would think that the unmarked teas would be for non-smoking - but no! I was at dinner the other night in an unmarked section and \Q£'1 l>lt>­ •and behold, someone lit up. I asked a student employee Wo'M we MA.ll ~~~d speak to the manager. I was told he wasn't available ..was referred to another student. I explained my position OUR Q\ea

Student Connection program is sponsored by the Student Association, in cooperation with the Office of Hous­ Residence Life. This information was inadvertantly from an ad in the March 18 issue of The Review. Page 10 • The Review • April 8, 1988------Delaware senior The Student Activities Office receives award is now accepting applications for to study abroc,d by Loretta Clevenger llbl® ~Ltllll@l®m!lt rrmlft©Jfm®.ltil©ml Staff Reporter A university senior is one of 500 students in the United C®m!lt®ff States to receive the Fulbright Award for graduate study abroad, according to Dr. Dean 1988-89 Coordinator Positions · C. Lomis, international stu­ dent and scholar advisor. Selected from thousands of applicants nationwide, Lisa P . -- meet new people Chieffo (AS 88), will begin in graduate studies October · at -- learn about University resources the Eberhard Karls Universi­ -- earn extra cash ty in Tuebingen, West Ger­ many, Lomis said. -- work with a team The Fulbright award pro­ vides the student with a sti­ are able to prepare people so pend that covers tuition, books well," said Dr. Russell Dynes, and living expenses based on chairman of the sociolo~ the standard cost of living in department and former pres1· A JP) {P>llit©~ ttihO)ml~ ~v~illl~f.Q) ll® itm1 that country, Lomis explained. dent of the Fulbright Alumni Sponsored by the federal Association. government through the ~©(0)~ 33IDJ®u ~ttlill~®mllt C®mltt®Ir United States Information Chieffo will graduate in May Agency, the first exchange with a B.A. degree in program was implemented in languages. German is her fll"St Deadline for application is April.15 1948, he added. language and Italian her se­ The purpose of the program, cond, with a "smattering of Lomis said, is "to expose Japanese" as her third, she any questions call 451-2428 American students to their said. field of study compared to the country abroad, to see how Chieffo chose to study in they pick up those differences Germany because it ties in and become proficient in their with her ethnic background, fields not from the perspective she said, and because she bas of a U.S. student but from an relatives living there. international perspective." CAREER Chieffo's grant marks the "For once, I'm not under the 14th consecutive year that the pressure of getting good CONNECTION university will have at least grades, achieving and the one candidate participating in competition," Chieffo said. the Fulbright program, he "It's a nice program because added. it allows you to study exactly "It is a compliment on the what you want." part of the university that they The Career Planning and Placement Office "\ is pleased to announce the creation of "CAREER ·CONNECTION," a weekly feature which will highlight career news and information, as wen a~ office activities and programs. ,.

Be ·sure to check page 7 each Tuesday for the latest in the "CAREER CONNECTION." ;Prison officials stress concerns over AIDS Is• .sue by Charles Kiesling Staff Reporter "Prisoners share society's basic fears and apprehensions about AIDS, but these feelings are intensified and sometimes blown out of proportion in the prison setting," according to Sharon Letts, a member of the Delaware Council on Crime and Justice. rhe council is a privately-funded advocacy group for inmates of the state's correctional institutions. "Since there is a high incidence of both intravenous drug use and homosexual activity among prisoners, conditions exist where the disease can thrive," Letts explained. To date, five persons have died from AIDS in Delaware prisons, while another 14 are currently diagnosed as sero­ positive for the virus, she said. While this has resulted in some prisoners becoming almost militantly active in taking precautions, Letts said, many .prisoners still share the general population's misconception that "if you just identify who's sero-positive and separate them, I'll be all right." Letts said education is the key to modifying the behavioral patterns of prison inmates. But prison regulations forbidding homosexual activity have created an inherent problem in teaching inmates to practice "safer sex," she explained. "We have .a sort of double standard here, since the term has different meanings within and outside of the prison system," she said. "On the outside, safer sex can mean either abstinence or using a condom, whereas inside the prison, it can mean only abstinence." Ivo Dominiquez Jr. of Delaware(Lesbian and Gay Health Ad­ vocates said, "It might be better if institutional authorities look­ ed the other way when it comes to allowing inmates to have con­ doms, or even to receive instruction about cleaning their [needles] so as to promote safer drug use." Letts, Dominiquez and Carol Fewell of Correctional Medical Systems have conducted voluntary workshops on AIDS for prisoners at correctional facilities throughout the state. Attention fJraduating Seniors & M.B.A. Candidates The workshops, initiated two years ago, consist of lectures and.discussions of issues, not necessarily directly AIDS related, according to Dominiquez. Precautions to take in avoiding the virus are stressed in the FREE SEMINAR ON: workshop. "We have emphasized that this is a disease, not of high risk groups, but of high risk behavior," Letts said. - A Career in the Stock Market Also in the workshops, inmates are taught to "treat everyone as positive for the virus so that they will modify their behavior Blinder, Robinson & Co., Inc. is one of the largest over-the­ according!~," Fewell said. continued to page 20 counter stock brokerage firms 'in the U.S. We're seeking highly motivated self-starters who want a career with a solid . ' "Featuring_the widest selection of beer growing company. in the Delaware area." STATELINE Blinder. Robinson & Co•• lnc. LIQUORS INVESTMENT BANKERS I We offer: 1610 Elkton • Newark Road • Excellent training program Elkton, Maryland 21921 1-800-446-9463 • High commission payout • Excellent bonus programs Featuring This Week: • 'Management potential • Annual convention Beck's Light $14.99nrbottle Campus Seminar -- Tues., April 12th, 7 'PM Heineken Clayton Hall Room P115 $15.99 Call our l~cal office for reservations.

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The long and winding road ... Studerits alter course of lives through c,ontinuing education by Loretta Clevenger Kamali isn't sure yet how she will use her Staff Reporter degree. She wants to see what's out there. And Will I stick out like a sore thumb? Can than­ she's also thinking about pursuing a master's die it? Will I fit in? degree in social work. Will I be compromising my family respon­ • • • • • sibilities? My career? Can I afford it? When Anne Adkins was a university senior, , For many students who return to college her daughter was a freshman - and they were after years of work and family life, the in the same physical science class. academic world is more than a challenge - it "Going back to school was a joy," Adkins is a sacrifice. recalled. "At first I felt odd, but after a few And it can be a difficult road, with many weeks I found the younger students [to be] a fears ' w1ll hke question, but Albert Brooks is · However, the film follower hasn't witnessed all the The Last Emperor Wlth 1ts h1story and darkhorse favorite for t:A~·""o:'"''"' awards are just ug- fatal attractions he does have picks youthful lead. . Broadcast News, though I still go Ml.chael ly little statues and hopes to pro;ide a little insight in- Best actress for the Academy w1ll Washington. when you come to the possibilities. - probably be Cher for her triple bill - Enjoy, but remember it's not Andres right down to it. So, Th t t' ai us and I think the The Witches of Eastwick, Suspect.and .,.______my point is that ~ mos pres 1~0 . • ' . ' Moonstruck. I have to admit it's hard P.S. Best director: Norman often some of the year's best movies ~~~ ca~egory_ls first· best picture._ to top three successful performances and another award for Mn.nrurtr~~~!lfl. don't even get nominated for . the e wmner lS · · · and some feel the Academy owes her Think I'm ri~t? awards. Only five nominations in each Well, first off I ha~e to say I'll be for S~!~wood. B~~· as far as I have seen, . Michael Andres is the majo_r category are submitted each extra-arrogant and g1ve not only my _the httle guy should go to Meryl · editor of The Review.

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Lyrical beauty highlights Mitchell's 'Chalk Mark' by Chuck Arnold Idol. Clown," with Petty and Idol; Managing Editor Unlike many collaborations the country-corned "Cool between the industry's icons, Water," with Nelson; and, the The writing is on the which are too often arranged African-rhythmed "Snakes blackboard: Chalk Mark in a for maximum chart potential, and Ladders," with ex-Eagle RairtBtorm, the new album these trysts of talent cor- Henley. Acting primarily as from Joni Mitchell, teaches a roborate Mitchell's abilities in- the narrator, Mitchell brings lasting lesson about the stead of contaminating them. to life characters who repre­ politics and poetics of pop The borrowed star presence sent macrocosmic patterns of music. is never more creatively life. Mitchell, a folk-rock flower justified than on "My Secret "Dancin' Clown" is the most ebild of the late 1960s, updates Place," Mitchell's multi- dramatic example of taleten­ =rcing social vision and textured duet with Gabriel. ing, despite its trifle of a plot. · way with words on this Rather than overexposing Rowdy Yates (Idol, in a decep­ LP, her first since 1985's Dog Gabriel's distinct timbre to en- tiv'ely fine moment), who is Bat Dog. The result is a cool­ sure heavy top-40 airplay, the "stuck in the romantic tradi­ tempered, well-paced work song melts their voices tion of acting rough and tbat never cheats on lyrical together to produce a liquified tough," and his personal Clllltent or fails to stimulate lyricism that reveals all-and "push button window," Jesse the intellect. hides it - at once. (the always likable Petty), Chalk Mark in a Rain Storm Completing the ethereal ef- fight for the right to be Suzie's Joni Mitchell's first album in three years features collabora- il at its ideal best when the fect of ").\fy Secret Place" are "dancin' clown." · music is just as high-minded rolling drums, played by Manu Musically, "Dancin' Clown" tions with Peter Gabriel, Tom Petty, Billy Idol and Don Henley. • the lyrics. It is only when Katche (Sting's tom-tom man is a polarized folk-rocker with Black Wings" and "The Tea Mitchell should have learn­ this delicate balance teeters on. . . Nothing Like the Sun), Idol's electric guitarist, Steve Leaf Prophecy (Lay Down ed from ''A Bird that lllat Mitchell runs into pro­ and Mitchell's sensuous StevensJ providing a decided Yqur Arms)," although the Whistles," a lovely vigm~ttP. blems (most of which are keyboards accented with counterpart to Mitchell's latter fails because of them. that speaks volumes with its relative to her own exalted acoustic guitar tones. All this acoustic fills. And, though it in- While "The Beat of Black peaceful music: Wayne standards). amidst a covert tale that cap- itially seems a bit too trivial Wings" is mesmerizing, Shorter's saxophone flying Luxuriously produced by tures the playful element of within the context of the rest of vibrating with drum program- over the jazz strains of Klein's t •ltr.IMill and husband/bassist romantic love and establishes Chalk Mark in a Rain Storm, ming that astonishingly bass and Mitchell's bluesy the album shim­ Mitchell as a supreme the tune is ultimately a creates the whir of helicopters, vocalizing. guest appearances storyteller. welcome departure from the 1 "The Tea Leaf Prophecy" is You don't need a dictionary Gabriel, Don Henley, She continues to double as LP's cerebral tendencies. little more than a verbose to understand that. Tom Petty and storyteller and musician on These tendencies are meditation with undeveloped sneer - Billy the surprisingly light "Dancin' stron~ on "The Beat of bac~ground music. ·ck Picks: Jammin' or Jive? azor Tracks 1. Justified Ancients of Mu Mu - Soundtrack, Bright Lights, Big City Nixon's Head, Traps, Buckshot & Pelt (Warner Bros.) -Which came first, (Groove Disq.ues) - Garage band Justified Ancients of Mu Mu (JAMS) the soundtrack or the movie? simplicity w1th alternative appeal 2. Surf Punks - Oh No! Not Them While some soundtracks (Saturday describes this Philadelphia-based band Again! (Enigma) Night Fever, Dirty Dancing) are that gained media attention with last 3. Tuxedomoon - Pinheads on the essential plot elements of a film and year's debut, The Doug Factor. Move (Cram Boy) others (Rocky IV, Top Gun) are ex­ Their current seven-song release 4. Woodentops- Wooden Foot Cops on lav·erE~ rhythms have cuses to make one, most are attemp­ seems over-basic at first, but the echo­ the Highway (Columbia) lmilsoroducedon this vinyl, reveal­ ting to be artistically though subtly ing production style makes the vocals 5. The Volcanoes - Into the Psyche where band leader Kristen relevant to the cinematic themes. unique and the guitar-supported riffs (Hybrid) emphatic vocalizing is lost Such is the case on Bright Lights, Big strongly listenable. 6. The Spikes - Colour in a Black too-loud instrumentation. City, where the dizzying pace of the Taking strength from Husker Du, the Forest (Zinger) (tho~ occasionally con­ tracks serves as a metaphorical opening cutrings of "New Day Rising" for onginal, avant-garde equivalent of cocaine abuse and club and establishes a resemblance to 7. Tackhead - . Tackhead Tape Time new album has obscured. nightlife that speeds into dawn. Husker Du's recently relaxed style. (Nettwerk) characteristic sound. Although the bright spots are in the The vinyl never gets bogged down with 8. My Life with the Thrill Kill Kult - the relaxed tempo, Hirsch's majority, the LP still suffers from a sound-alike cuts, so the similarities are My Life with the Thrill Kill Kult (Wax staccato vocal soundings mild case of "soundtrack disease" - not thefts but suggestions. Trax) contrived rather than spon­ a cancerous unevenness marked by With simple lyrics and clear vocals, 9. Mighty Lemon Drops - World The current release slims the fuzziness and dull patches. Nixon's Head establishes a 60s sound, Without End (Sire) much for her storming Helping the credibility of this recor­ common in today's up-and-coming 10. Honolulu Mountain Daffodils :._ ding are never-before-released songs garage and alternative bands. Guitars of the Oceanic Undergrowth by Prince ("Good Love"), Depeche These five guys also use a solid (Hybrid) Mode ("Pleasure, Little Treasure") drumbeat to back up often harmonic and Donald Fagen ("Century's End"), refrains like on the infectious "I Like - Compiled from WXDR "Cutting who also handles the score. You,'' whose siren-like guitar builds a Edge" Karin Last, 3/18/88. No surprise, Prince's "Good Love," hum-along trap. . a virtual coda to his Sign o' the Time$, Each song is distinguishable from bend House Tornado's is· the LP's best new song. However, the others, though none scream of OriJ~Ill directions, so the when measured against the hardcore originality. It's a solid, upbeat album don't fade the twister in­ material on Sign, it is clear why this and, though it may take a few listens . In fact, the opening soft-funker didn't make the cut. to catch on to the hook in the basic seems to set a fast, dynamic The Purple One is actually tunes, many are catchy (especially the album does not mislead outsparkled here by leftovers from "Four Corners," "I Like You" and into its groove with a well­ Bryan Ferry ("Kiss and Tell"), New "My Best Friend") and worth the time. cut, "Mexican Women." Order ("True Faith") and M/ A/R/R/S Bearing no resemblance to the album, but the House Tor­ ("Pump Up the .Volume"). Touche. failure of the ex-president, Traps, blow the doors in. - Chuck Arnold Buckshot & Pelt succeeds. M.A. - Michael Andres **3,4 ·Page 24 • The Review • April 8, 1988------

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_.. ---!"i!'""------~------~pril 8, 1988 • The Review • Page 25 ... students alter·lives through continuing education students, Spivey had some ap­ a book which he informed the continued from page 21 prehensions about returning to class he had read in 1931. said, despite the st~amy the academic world. He asked There was great silence, he weather that day. "But they himself, "Could I compete? remembered, after which one all basked in the glory, all Would I have the memory to­ student exclaimed, "My father played a part in -smoothing the retain data? Could I develop wasn't even born in 1931." way." good study habits?" His family has been with Since October, Adkins has He, too, has made some him all the way. His wife Jane been working at the universi­ sacrifices. One big disadvan­ said it's wonderful: "As for ty for the Division of Continu­ tage, he said, is ther:e's little me, I already have two ing Eduction. time for anything else. He is a degrees, and that's enough." * * * * * photography buff and enjoys What's down the road? Mter Bert Spivey is 73 years old, furniture-making in his spare his bachelor's degree, Spivey with a shock of gray h.air and time., · is thinking about a master's sparkling eyes . .He is a hus­ Rolling along on Interstate degree in history. But, said his band, father, grandfather - 95 ·in his little black Honda, wife, that will have to wait un­ and a returning student. Spivey drives 45miles a. day, til she and her husband have. After this semester, he will four days a week to get to his taken · a long-awaited trip be about 12 credits shy of a classes. abroad. Unlike some returning bachelor's degree in history. * * * * * 1 He completed two years at students, he does not feel out ' How are returning students THE R~I. EW/ Eric R_ussell Vanderbilt University in the of place in the classroom. He perceived by the younger set? Returning student Anne Adkins is the mother of four children 1930s, for which he was given said his younger classmates "They're friendly, more who have helped her cope with the readjustment to college. credit at Delaware. go out of their way to speak to prepared in class," Frank returning students don't have their cars break dowh· and After an absence of more him._"They ask to borrow my Cerullo (AS 90) said. "They the same things happen to their grandmothers dm{'t die than 50 years, he said he notes," he explained, "and seem a little smarter- maybe them as 19 and 20-year-olds. when a paper is due,''' he. returned to school "to finish a they offer me theirs." because they're more ex­ "Returning students don't continued to page 26 degree I started in the '30s." Today, Spivey observed, perienced in life." fail to report to class because Since enrolling as a full-time students don't seem to want to Lynda Supino (AS 90) student in 1986, Spivey has speak up in the classroom. agreed, explaining, "It's kind been carrying. four courses a "There are times when I have of scary because they know so semester and is maintaining a to hold back because I feel I'm much more than we [do], and \UMM~12TIM~ 3.5 grade point average. Last monopolizing the discussion.'' they set the curve." semester, he received all A's. He recalled one history class Dr. Edward Nickerson of Like many returning in which they were discussing the English department said I§ A (3()()() TIM~ AT MUtiL~~I3~12f3 To Move Ahead • To Expand • To Enrich To Catch Up • To Enjoy for women only! For Our New Summer-Bulletin Cal' 215-821-3300 Summer Sessions ·.. Take an EXTRA Muhlenberg College, Allentown, PA 18104 40°/0. Off PARK PLACE. all sale merchandise! 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"Work keeps me going," he explains. to hear the The constant fatigue and un­ predictable illnesses his im~ latest jokes.,, mune system slowly refuses to fight off are factors which he contends with every day. Tim will not invariably die of AIDS: Not all cases of ARC lead to AIDS; it's a matter of how the body endures while the immune system diminishes. . However, Tim shares the same fears as AIDS patients. "I live in constant fear of cat­ ching pneumonia. If I catch that I'm through." Tim's words contradict his exterior attitude, though. Spirit and hope pervade his be­ ing - it's doubtful that out­ siders sense his incessant fear of contracting the disease that kills every victim. "AIDS is in Newark, no mat­ You miss her sparkling ter how long we try to ignore sense of humor. She misses it," Tim emphasizes. "It's time traditional values came you and your jokes. Even the back; go slow with your lovers bad ones. That's one good and get tested before sleeping reason to call long distance. with them." AT&T Long Distance Service And to those who may have is another good reason. Be­ found they have AIDS, Tim of­ cause it costs less than you fers advice: "Get help-there think to hear your grand­ are so many support groups mother start to giggle be­ and people who want to help." Despite living in constant fore you even get to the dread of even the slightest punch line. cold, Tim tries to maintain a So whenever you miss cheerful outlook on his own her laughter, bring a smile life, while giving himself to to her face with AT&T. Reach others at the same time. out and touch someone~ Tim's goals in life have changed because of AIDS. No more does he look to the future If you'd like to know more and what it holds. about AT&T products and Now, he says, "I live for the services, like the AT&T Card, day." call us at 1 800 222-0300. . .. altered lives continued from page 25 reasoned. "Sometimes," he added, "there are four or five grandmothers for every one young student. "On the down side, though, returning students are An-T so~etimes too desperately The right choice. earnest and miss having the fun that younger students have,'' Nickerson said. Often, he continued, they are single­ minded, worrisome and set in their ways. Che ·c· k::~~Q.~~~:§R.~:rfts Plus~· ru.-esdays i~. The· Review .-- lh~;;:.~:~::i~·=· • Covel'S...... prevzew 398P~ • Bayiag a Home AMERitAN INSTI'IUTE OF continued from page 30 LepiGaide hts 'Tile Law •Retiremeat 1be Boston Red Sox have · To Work For • WiUs & &tat- PLANT ENGINEERS plenty of room to pin their pen­ Yoa! • Employee Rights DIDt hopes on fireman Lee •Arr-t&Tnats SCHOiARSHIP- 1988-89 • Marriage Coatract Smith, who's one big dude. 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by Keith Flamer from the college lacrosse Sports Editor . world and, more importantly, They had nothing to lose and break out of its slump. everything to prove. "It must be their haircuts," The Delaware men's said a mother of one of the lacrosse squad got off to players. another slow start to the Not quite. season, losing four of their "If it was the haircuts," said first five and three in a row. head coach Bob Shillinglaw, And then it happened. "I'll shave my head if that's The game they were waiting what it takes to win." for. The one in which they It was a combination of a would put everything together steady offense, a stiffling and set the tone for the rest of defense and stingy goaltending the season. that put the writing on the wall In their most impressive of the win over Duke, not crazy THE REVIEW/ Dan Della Piazza performance to date, the Blue superstitions. Hens - superstitiously and "It was our best game by Delaware junior attacker Tom Ervin found the net three times Wednesday against Duke. scantily showcasing their new far," said senior defenseman close-shaven haircuts - hand­ Jeff Garrison. "We came Delaware got balanced scor­ rare two-goal performance tory was stellar defense. ed the Blue Devils a 12-7 defeat together as a team today." ing from the likes of juniors from sophomore long-stick "It was our best defensive n and sent them back home feel­ Inconsistency throughout Tom Ervin (who registered middie Andy Croll. - effort all year," Shillinglaw ing as blue as their name. contests has been the three goals on the day), Matt "I felt we moved the ball said. Delaware .(2-5 overall, 0-1 in Delaware nemesis all season. Lewandowski (2g, 1a), Dan well on the unsettled offense," All eyes were on freshman the East Coast Conference) But Wednesday, the Hens Britton (2g), John Boote (1g), said Shillinglaw. "We did a goalie Steve Ranby, who, in played a near picture-perfect practiced what they preach­ Mark Prater (1g, 2a) and real nice job." his first collegiate start, col- game Wednesday at Delaware consistency - throughout four freshman Joe Barra. Another Although the offense was Field to regain some respect quarters. highlight for the Hens was a consistent, the key to the vic- continued to page 29 La fa ette buries Delaware early by Ken Kerschbaumer And a little bit was all they onto the scoreboard as junior Assistant Sports Editor needed to cause big problems Lecia Inden came around the LAFAYETTE, Pa.- Well, for the Hens. Delaware, which back of the net and fired in a at least the weather was nice. played man-to-man, had trou­ shot from the left side. The Delaware women's ble picking up Lafayette Wesley and sophomore Barb lacrosse team (3-2 overall, 1-1 players who shook the Hen Wolffe also added goals for the in the East Coast Conference) defenders down near the goal. Hens and Delaware went into suffered an 18-9 loss to the "They kept having one per­ the intermission trailing 1Q-3. / Lafayette Leopards (5-1, 2-0 son open," said Junior Jen In the opening minutes of the ECC) on a bright and warm McAvoy. "We kept getting second half it looked like the Tuesday afternoon in the roll­ swamped with open shots." Leopards would completely ing hills of the Lehigh Valley. At the seven-minute mark in destroy the Hens, as they built Maybe that's why it hurt so the first half, the two-goal up a. 14-3 lead. much. . deficit which Delaware had But Delaware kicked into Then again.· . . earlier would have been a gear for the final 20 minutes Entering the game ranked dream come true. The Hens with improved passing which seventh in the nation, the Hens found themselves down 9-0. enabled the Hens to find the ran into operating difficulties Aggrevation began to set in. open person when they were in the first half. By the time "We were too jumpy," said triple-teamed. Better shots their station made it back on MeA voy. ''Everyone was were taken with goals being a the air, the eleventh-ranked tense because we were behind direct result. Leopards were out of reach. by so much." ''In the second half everyone "We didn't play the way we The big surprise wasn't that started to relax," said Il­ are capable of in the first the Leopards had scored nine iff. "We played more our half," said coach Janet Smith. goals, but that Delaware was game." Lafayette, with a combina­ still scoreless. A combination But Lafayette would not tion of team speed and size, of triple-teaming and great break. The Leopards played jumped all over Delaware. At­ stickwork by senior Leopard nearly spotless defense, break­ tacker Sue Shirey scored two goalie Julie Heste was the ing up Delaware runs with in­ quick goals, and less than reason for most of the Hens' terceptions or crucial three minutes into the game woes. groun,dballs. the Hens were down, 2-0. · "She was very good," said The closest the Hens could "Their speed definitely sophomore attacker Courtnay get was 14-6, led by Wesley and helped them," said senior Iliff of Heste. "We tried junior Nari Bush, who finish­ Karlyn Wesley. "We have everything, but she just had ed with two goals a piece. some quick players, but I think spectacular saves." "They were every bit as faced some hard Leopard shot.s Tuesday. overall their team was a little With five minutes left in the strong as I thought they would bit faster." ' be," said Smith. SPECIAL TO THE REVIEW/ Lloyd Fox half, the Hens finally made it