It's fighting fire with fire. freshmen is a dismal 455 for the men, 463 for the JMU's administration has fired off letters to the women." editors of The New Republic magazine and The In the The Washington Post an Oct. 4 article by Washington Post in response to articles "that con- Jonathan Yardley repeats Fussell's criticism and JMV fires tained glaring errors about JMU," university calls it "a pertinent example" of an institution spokesman Fred Hilton said Wednesday. undeserving of the name "university." Hilton wrote the letters. Hilton responded to The New Republic: "Those An article by Dr. Paul Fussell in the Oct. 4 issue (the SAT scores given by Fussell) are 1973 figures. angry letters of The New Republic (published the week before) . . . Elementary education is only one of some 100 criticized JMU's university status. It stated JMU academic programs available at JMU. Last year, 6 "until recently was Madison College, a modest percent of our graduates received degrees in teacher-training outfit. ... It still specializes in elementary education and in 17 percent received at publications elementary education, and the average verbal score on the Scholastic Aptitude Test of its See LETTER, page 2 r e freeze

Jam** Madison University Thursday, October 7,1962 Vol.60 No. 11 SGA limits lottery role Doesn't want to pick basketball tickets By TAMMY SCARTON Some leaders of the Student Government Association are saying they do not want to play leading roles in the lottery for basketball ticket distribution. "The SGA is here to make sure students' rights are protected, I'm not sure if it is our responsibility to draw the tickets," President Jenny Bond said. "We told him (Convocation Center Director Dick Besnier) that we woujd help him get input about the lottery, but I'm not sure if we should im- plement it." Under the current version of the lottery plan, students would submit self-addressed envelopes. Besnier previously said SGA members might draw the envelopes randomly and place tickets in them. . Legislative Vice President Sajan Thomas said, "Frankly, I think his (Besnier's* office should do it." - He said many students would associate the SGA with the lottery. "It wasn't bur baby, but we'll catch the grief from it. "People will think we're privileged characters. Many students are against the lottery, and we'll be bombarded with criticism. It would be in our best interests not to pull them. . . . "I don't mean to sound wishy-washy, but philosophically, we should do it. We're trusted on nhe campus. We could do it honestly and fairly." Whoever draws the tickets would get criticized, he said. Bond said the SGA Executive Council would have to know more details about the lottery before it would agree to draw the envelopes. "It* just depends on a lot of things, like how many people Fat frOITI hOH18 — RotIna's family it part of a group of migrant Mex- would it take and how much time." icans picking Virginia's fruit crop. Baptiat students meet the migrants to Students have come to the SGA office and com- teach thorn English and religion. Story, page 3. (Photo by Chris Spivey) plained about the lottery, Thomas said. Set 38A, (3age i' Pajje i 'Vtt ■NNM.'ThWiidW. October?; 1&82

what was put in the paper. We just thought we should make an additional effort to set the record Letters straight." SGA (Continued from page 1) Hilton said the mistake "was obviously slip- (Continued, from page 1) degrees in all our teacher-training programs com- shod. It's amazing. The man (Fussell) has quite a "We explain it to them like it was explained to bined." reputation as a scholar." us," he said. "After about twenty minutes, they Hilton said Wednesday, "The average SAT ver- Fussell has been an English professor at Rutgers may see the logic behind it. They may not agree bal scores for our 1982 entering freshmen are 513 University in Nlew Jersey for 30 years and received that it is a fair alternative, but they can see the for females and 490 for males. That's 85 points a Ph.D. from Harvard University. logic." The main reason given for the lottery is to higher than his (Fussell's) figures. Fussell and Yardley were unavailable for com- avoid long lines. "I first saw the article in The New Republic ment Wednesday. "There is no way we can convince 9,000 students about the 23rd or 24th of September," Hilton Hilton said he does not think the articles will that it's the right thing to do," Thomas said. said. He said a faculty member gave the article to hurt the reputation of the university. "Nobody can get 9,000 people to agree to Pr. Ray Sonner, vice president for university rela- "It shouldn't hurt us in the long run at all," he anything." tions, and Sonner gave the article to him. said. I don't think anyone is going to judge this The SGA Senate Student Services Committee is Hilton said he wrote the letter after a discussion school on a crack some writer made. Things like investigating variations on the lottery. with Sonner. The letter sent to The New.Republic this disappear quickly." Chairman David Harvey said, "We don't think was dated Sept. 28. JMU usually does not take action when the it's a good idea to have students involved in the Hilton sent a different letter to the editor of The university is criticized in public, Hilton said. drawing — not that the SGA isn't honest. But if we ■ Washington Post Wednesday. "It says almost the "Normally, I don't think it is wise to make a got a ticket and other (non-SGA) students didn't, same thing as the letter to The New Republic. I response to something like this unless it is an ex- people would complain." think a lot of people have expressed concern over treme case. And I think this is an extreme case." Harvey said the first plan the committee is stu- dying is the one proposed by Besnier. Each student desiring a ticket would submit a self-addressed envelope. These would then be mixed, then ran- domly chosen and stuffed with a ticket. Only one JMU critic sought as visiting scholar ticket would be allowed per student. Dr. Paul Fussell, whose recent article pointed to But, Boyd said, "He's an excellent writer." The second suggestion is to computerize the JMU as undeserving of university status, is not "Fussell has won the National Book Award and the drawing. Each student desiring a ticket would sub- completely unwelcome here. National Book Critics Circle Award for a book on mit an self-addressed envelope with his social The English professor from Rutgers University a study of cultural myths and literary modes in security printed on the envelope: is being sought to speak as a visiting scholar. World War I. A computer would pick 3,100 social security Dr. Caroline Boyd of the history department has If Fussell comes to JMU, Boyd said, "I think numbers randomly. The winning numbers would been trying to contact Fussell to ask if he would we'll have to promise not to throw tomatoes." be posted in a central location. The winning come to JMU in spring 1983. She had not talked students would pick up their tickets the next day. with him as of Wednesday night. Those tickets not picked up would be given to los- "' "I'm still hoping to reach him. I've tied him ing students. down to his office hours and I've called him at "There will probably be very few tickets not home.Jlut the best I've done is have his phone ring Student charged picked up. There wouldn't be a long line,to get unanswered in his office. . . . them because if you're not one of the first in line, "I think it would be intriguing. It's definitely an after hitting car you know you won't get a ticket," Harvey said. unusual situation. We're his idea of the pits." A third idea was to use the D-hall computer to In an article in the Oct. 4 issue of The New A JMU student was charged Saturday with distribute the tickets. "We found out that that Republic, Fussell wrote that JMU "still specializes drunken driving after the car she was driving ran wouldn't work because not everyone had con- in elementary education," and he described into a parked vehicle. tracts." average SAT scores here' as "dismal." Janet Honan, 21, was northbound on Devon "We're- really pushing for a computerized University officials have written to the magazine Lane about 2 a.m. Saturday when she ran off the system. Then if you don't get a ticket, you can't to protest outdated figures given as .average SAT right side of the road and hit a parked 1982 Pon- blame the people, you can blame the computer. scores. That would be better than people accusing others tiac belonging to Sandra and Steven Shanaberger. - A passenger in the car, Kimberly Whitener, was ofcheating." treated for minor injuries at Rockingham Harvey said the committee studied the sugges- Memorial Hospital and released. tions printed in the letters to the editor in The Police estimated $1,200.to the car Honan was Breeze. correction driving, and $1,600 damage to Shanaberger's car. Most of the letters have opposed the lottery and Honan declined to comment. suggested modifying the old pickup method — waiting in line to get a ticket. Harvey said the lot- A word was dropped from a quotation of tery was going to be used this season. university spokesman Fred Hilton in the Oct 4 issue of The Breeze. Besnier could hot be reached for comment. The ticket lottery is planned for games with the In an article about JMU's Board of Visitors News tip? University of Virginia Dec. 1; Virginia Com- meeting, Hilton said, "Frankly, there wasn't any monwealth University, Dec. 11; Old Dominion action taken except citing (retiring Athletic Direc- tor) Dean Ehlers for his service here." University, Jan. 15; and the College of William and Mary, Feb. 19. A lottery also might be used The word "except" was missing from the quota- Call 6127 tion. for the March 5 game with the University of Rich- mond. <8fe<©ie> SOUND CITY Editor Chris Kouba Founded 1922 Managing editor JIM Howard Business manager Ruth Sharp* "To the press alone, chequered Visit Our Record & Tape Dept. as It Is with abuses, the world Is In- Check Our Everyday Low Prices' News editor Ian Katz debted for all the triumphs which Assistant news editor Sandy Stone have been gained by reason and Plus Headquarters for Editorial editor Qreg Henderson humanity over error and oppres- Features editor James Denery sion." TDK and Maxell Tapes Assistant features editor — James Madison Charles Taylor Sports editor Danny Finnegan The Breeze Is published Monday ](—»«■■»—1««.| Assistant sports editor and Thursday evenings and is jp L Steve Lockard distributed throughout the James THE SOIID COLO SOUND Photograpny editor YoNagaya Madison University campus. Production manager Mailing address Is The Breeze, ONKYO. Ross Richardson communication arts department, Business assistant Karen Burtha JMU, Harrlsonburg, VA 22807. Ads design manager Becky Saben For advertising, call 433-6596. 'technics ""^Wons, For editorial offices, call 433-6127. Advisers David Wendelken Comments and complaints may Flip De Luca, Alan NeckowHi be directed to Chris Kouba, editor. 103 S. Main St. 433-3533 The Breeze, Thursday, October 7,19fi?,,paye,3 Migrants Students teach English to Mexicans By TAMMY SCARTON This is the first year that women After riding down a long, win- and children have been at the camp, ding, dusty road through an apple she said. The BSU has worked with orchard,, the* van pulls into a camp. migrant men for four years. A pile of beer cans istoff to the side The workers came to Broadway of the building. Tattered clothes after picking tobacco in North hang on the line to dry. "Mexico" is Carolina. By November, some will painted in big white letters on a tree. move to Pennsylvania to pick Several men are playing baseball peaches, but most will travel to in the gravel parking lot. Little Florida for the citrus crop. children with dirty faces and dirty About half of the workers are il- feet are running around. Their legal aliens, said Mike Palmer, a clothes, what little they have on, are missionary working with the in most cases too big. migrants and the BSU. The students get off the bus and "Many want to be American everyone gathers in the main kitchen citizens. There are several advan- of the camp. By the light of two bare tages to being one. They can qualify lightbulbs, the people sit on long for Medicaid and welfare if they wooden benches. There are four rus- can't find jobs." ty stoves in the corner. Government red tape and paper- work prevent many migrants from For three-hours every Tuesday, becoming citizens, he said. about 12 students from the Baptist "It bothers me that the U.S. is so Student Union travel to the camp to exclusive. You know how at the bot- visit the Mexican migrant workers tom of the Statue of Liberty, it says, who are working at Byrd's Orchard 'Bring me your tired, your weary, outside of Broadway. your aching masses?' We've kind of Junior Sandy Slater said, "It's a made a mockery out of it with all the totally different world. Their stan- obstacles to become a citizen." dard of living is so low. I've had to A.crew leader usually is in charge humble myself. Sometimes I wonder of the workers, Palmer said. The why they don't get angry when we company hires the leader, who in come out here with our film projec- turn hires the workers. A company tor and nice clothes. But they don't. may pay the leader $8,000 to pick an "They're just so loving and pa- acre of tomatoes. The leader will pay tient. They never cut us down. When the workers 45 cents a bushel and we don't know a word they'll help us keep the rest as a commission, and tell us the word." Palmer said. About SO Mexicans pack Most of the migrants were born themselves into the tiny, hot room to Catholic, Turner said. talk to the students. Others loiter, outside the windows and door. . "We're not pushing Baptist," he The student talk and sing to the said. "We talk in fundamental terms migrants in Spanish about the Bible. like 'Who is Jesus' and 'What is our They try to teach them English. relationship with him.' We're more The Rev. Archie Turner, BSU evangelical. director, said, "We have two "It's a good experience for the reasons for doing this. The first is we (JMU) kids who speak Spanish. want to be friends with them. People They meet people from another land are people whether they're from and culture. I had one student tell Virginia or Mexico. The second is we me that he learned more Spanish want to reach out and work with here in eight weeks than he did all them." semester in one of his classes." The students teach survival. Leslie Lovett, a junior,- said, English, common phrases such as "Sometimes I don't know if I'm say- "I'm sick. Where's a doctor?" and ing it right. I'm not confident "How much does this cost?" enough with my Spanish yet. Junior Shelley Nobles said, "Most Sometimes I'm scared to start talk-, of them are illiterate. They can't ing to them because I know they'll A Mexican migrant worker at Byrd's Orchard near Broadway prac- even read or wjite in Spanish. We try start talking back and I won't be tices reading. JMU students regularly visit the workers and teach to teach them basic English. It's able to understand them. But they tham reading skills. (Photo by Chris Spivey) hard to accomplish anything, but we repect us,' and by coming back they do all we can do." . know we care." JM's gets dance permit, but does not need it By STEVE CHURCH two people to control unruly customers outside the He said the pub should mark the boundaries of A dance permit for JM's Pub and Deli was building. the dance area. unamimously approved by the Harrisonburg City Council last week. At the Sept. 14 meeting, Gty Manager Marvin • The council approved an amended master plan The permit request, initially presented at the Milam said the permit was necessary because for Reherd Acres permitting the construction of 84 council's Sept. 14 meeting, was tabled until JM's public dancing was disallowed by the council five townhouses. The approved initial plan permitted management met with citizens concerned about years ago. only 67 townhouses. noise and rowdy customers at the pub. Only the council could grant a permit to make • The council agreed to have its Traffic Safety JM's owner Bob Arnold, who was present at the an exception to that, he said. Commission review a plan to rezone two plots of council meeting Sept. 28, said he had met with the But at the meeting last week, Green said JM's land for building two Hardee's restaurants. One citizens. dance floor is less than 10 percent of the total floor plot is at the southeast corner of Cantrell Avenue Arnold said he had agreed to lower the music space. State law does not require local government and Reservoir Street and the other is at the volume at II p.m., keep the pub's doors closed approval of dancing if a dance floor is less than 10 southwest corner of Port Republic Road and In- and have bands play only twice a month. percent of the total floor space. terstate 81. He also said the residents agreed to call him "If they wanted to get technical, they wouldn't • The council appropriated $42,600 to pave about any problems and meet him regularly. have to come down here. It's just public Pleasant Hill Road from South Main "Street to the Vice Mayor Walter Green said JM's has hired relations," Green said. Pear Street Intersection. Page 4, The Breeze, Thursday, October 7, 1962

Kevin Miller to return for election visit

Delegate Kevin Miller, Republican candidate for the 6th District congressional seat, will be welcom- ed back to JMU October 8 for "Kevin Miller Day." Miller graduated from JMU in 1957 and receiv- ed his master's degree from Madison in 1959. He has been an associate professor of accounting and finance at JMU for 13 years. Miller will visit JMU from 11 a.m. to 1 p.m. He will meet with JMU Board of Visitors members, administrators, faculty, alumni and students. Guests that plan to be with Miller include: Board members Bonnie Hoover, Bonnie Paul and Don Litten; Jim Burroughs, former board member and alumnus; Nellie Long, alumni director and alum- nus Emmett Hanger, a 26th district delegate can- didate. Miller is scheduled to arrive at 11:00 a.m. on the east side of Warren Campus Center. A short recep- tion will be held with his guests at 11:45 in room A of the WCC. Miller will give a speech in the WCC lobby at 12:00, and a press conference will be held at 12:15 in room A of the WCC. He will have a short meeting with university officials before his planned departure at 1:00 p.m. Republican candidate Kevin Miller has been a professor here for 13 years. He will be welcomed back to JMU Oct. 8 for "Kevin Miller Day." (Photo by Yo Nagaya)

RECORD FAIR IHC refuses vending funds Saturday, Oct. 9 9 a.m.5 p.m. By TIM ARNOLD $3-5 a month per dorm, or about Sunday, Oct. 10 12 Noon-5 p.m. Inter-Hall Council has refused to $100 total, Terry Boppe, IHC vice take profits from vending machines president told the SGA Senate Tues- Green Valley Auction Barn- 2 miles east of Mt. Crawford. 1-81 Exit } inside dorms, IHC announced last day. 61- turn east on Rt. 682-1 mile to Road 681- signs posted. Over week. 10,000 records (LP's, 45's, 78's," and Tapes). All Categories of For the past three years, IHC has Ahalt said, "The haH presidents music and entertainment. Rock, pop, soul, country, classical, taken 5 percent of each dorm's ven- said that since it didn't amoun^p jazz, religious, Christmas, soundtracks, etc. Many hard to find ding revenues every month. But IHC much, we should use it for spedft and not so hard to find. Rock and pop LP's starting at $1.00 each. offerred to let the individual halls projects." IHC funded energy We have bought a good lot of rock LP's and older rock 45's for keep that money, because IHC has awareness week $225 two weeks ago. this fair, along with a selsction of Import 45's (most $2 or received funding from the Student Also at the SGA Senate meeting: less) and import Beatles EP's ($4 each). We have also bought a Government Association Finance , • The senate also unanimously Committee, IHC President Debbie good collection of classical and easy listening. So for good passed a bill of opinion to "help find music at great prices, don't miss the Record Fair. Bring along Ahalt said. IHC was one of 10 cam- the most efficient and equitable pus organizations front-end any records (in good condition) you no longer play. We buy and method Of distributing tickets in trade. For more information, call 434-4260.- Book Fair starts budgeted by the SGA through stu- cooperation with Mr. (Richard) dent fees last year. Besnier (director of the Convocation Oct.23 and 24. The money the IHC has refused is Center) and his office." Bev & Jeff Evans-owners

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A By STEVE CHURCH prepared to go to trial with witnesses • A trial for two Tau Kappa Epsilon that I had subpoenaed. But the MIDSUMMER A^ fraternity members charged with police did not know that it (the VMDCOT ALLEN "disturbing noise" was postponed charge) was going to be contested. NIGHT'S ^^ MIAFARRCW Friday because several witnesses As is their right, they wanted more JOSE FERRER were not present. SEX COMEDY 4^ JUUEHAGERTY time to subpoena witnesses for the 1DNY ROBERTS The TKE members charged are city." PG «"I»T« am UMIIU «» - r MARY STEENBURGEN William Judge and Greg Austin. The disturbing noise charges stem Clark said he believed another Showtimes: 7:3fy& 9:15 from a party the fraternity had at its police officer and the complaining Starts Friday, October 8 East Market Street house Sept. 18. witness will appear at the Harrison- Price: $1.50 with JMU I.D. Clay Clark, the attorney represen- burg General District Court trial 1-81 South To 64 Easl-9 Miles-Stuarts Draft Exil-340 South-S Miles- ting the members, said, "We were Oct. 29 at 9:30 aTm. Located In Small Shopping Center Housing resigns By JOHN CASTALDI . In that job, she has been director of William Gerlach has resigned'as Bluestone residence halls. associate director of residence halls In her new job, Gray will be JIFFY 66 & MARKET and commuting student services. He responsible for "room assignments will be replaced by Cheryl Gray. in residence halls, room changes and The Phillips 66 Across From'Howard Johnson's commuter students and problems," Gerlach, who held the position for she said. 18 months, has taken a job with Busch Cans •1.99 Kegs Mill 1/2 •25.95 She will also replace Gerlach as General Telephone. His resignation adviser to the Commuter Student Strohs Boomer is effective Oct. 18. Mill 1/4 •15.95 Committee. Bottles case •8.99 Busch 1 / •27.95 Gray has been assistant director of Gerlach was unavailable for com- residence halls since Feburay, 1980. ment. Old Mill 12 pk. •3.99 Strohs Light 1 / 2 •27.95 Bud12pk. M.69 Bread 18 oz. 2/M.09 Molsons •3.09 Milk 1 gal. •1.99 policefile Wiedemann »l!fc9 Dr. Pepper 6 pk. no return »1.89 Chips All Qibble Reg.M.09 By SANDY STONE National Suitcase •5.99 "He appeared to be sleeping, but Chips, Pretzels, etc. now ».89 Drunken driving charged the officer tried to get him up, and A female non-student was arrested had a rough time waking him," and charged with drunken driving on MacNutt said. 433-6559 campus at about midnight Sunday. Persons charged with public She was driving south on drunkenness are taken to the Har- •.i Bluestone Drive in front of Godwin Tisonburg police station."If they Hall. A campus police officer stop- can't get someone* to pick them up, ped her after observing her vehicle they have to wait until they sober COLUMBUS DAY SALE! crossing into the opposing lane three up," MacNutt said.. "This is done times, said Alan MacNutt, director for the safety of the individuals and of campus police. the public both." The subject smelled heavily of The maximum fine for offenders ©O© alcohol, was unsteady on her feet, is $100. her speech was slurred and her eyes TURNTABLES were glassy, according to trie Trespasser officer's report. A non-student was given a $58.00 The subject failed the breath test, trespass notice at about 9:40 p.m. A Store Full Of Stereo MacNutt said. Thursday. • Another non-student was ar- Two cadets noticed an individual & Instrument Values! rested and charged with drunken "acting strangely" behind 26 Pleasant Hill Road 434-4722 driving about 3:20 a.m. Sunday. Frederikson Hall, MacNutt said. A campus police officer observed The cadets notified an officer and Park Free At Our Door Or Take Shank I Bus! the vehicle crossing into the oppos- asked him to investigate the person. ing lane, MacNutt said. MacNutt said the individual has MUSIC II The officer stopped the car near been seen on campus before. "He Cantrell Avenue. told the officer that he was looking ELECTROMCS The individual also failed the for friends. Well, he doesn't.have breath test, MacNutt said. any friends here." The subject appeared to be look- PUCH T ing in the windows of Frederikson, Public drunkenness charged MacNutt said. . Two students were arrested and A trespass notice was given to the AUTHORIZED charged with public daunkenness individual for loitering. A trespass PUCH ft A-D DEALER Friday night at the John Prine con- notice notifies an individual that he cert in Wilson Hall. may not return to the campus for SUPEHLECHT The Puch/Auslrd- An officer observed one of the any reason. A violator is subject to Daimler SUPERLEICHT is a hand- students carrying the other on his arrest. built, Reynolds 531 racing machine. It features Campagnolo Record com- shoulders, MacNutt said. ponents, with a Super Record crank. "They were making a lot of noise Larceny 12-speed geared, its race-proven near the stage, and both subjects fell Four bicycles were stolen from performance is matched only by the beauty of a smoked chrome finish. down several times." Showalter Apartments last week. See it today, at our dealership MacNutt said both students' eyes Three incidents were reported were red and there was a strong odor Wednesday. The other incident was •1300 of alcohol on their breaths. reported Friday. • A male student was arrested and Three of the four bikes were stolen MOVE AWAY FROM charged with public drunkenness at from apartment building 4H, Mac- about 4 a.m. Saturday. ■ Nutt said. THE CROWD ON A PUCH, An officer saw the individual lying The bicycles are worth a total of on the ground outside of the Sigma about $450, MacNutt said. The Kappa sorority house on Greek thefts were under investigation Tues- Row. day. Page 6, The Breeze, Thursday, October 7, 1982 ■Os ORIENTEERING CLUB JOOOERS There will be an Orienteering Club rpeeting Oct 12 announcements The Festival of Leaves Sixth Annual 10k Race will be at 6:30 p.m. In Maury G-5 For information call Domirtic held Oct 9 at 10.45 am af'the Warren County Junior Manochio at 6355 High School in Front Royal. Virginia Foi registration information send a stamped, self-addressed envelope RECREATION DEPARTMENT ESCORT SERVICE COLLEGE WOMEN to Connie Michael . Rt 2 BoVaitJSjrasburg. Va. 22857 The Recreation Department is currently having sign* The fraternities of Alpha Chi Rho and Theta Chi. in If anyone is interested in participating in Glamour ups for crosscountry, signup deadline ta Oct. 10 and cooperation.with the Student Government Associa- magazine s 1983 Top Ten College Women Competition table tennis, signup deadline is Oct. 20 Sign up at the tion, are now offering a free escort service. The opera- contact Sue Reinhardt at 8321. or go to the lnforma*©n CHRISTIAN SCIENCE ORGANIZATION ■ bulletin board In front of Godwin 102. tional hours are as follows: AXP. Monday through Desk. The deadline for submitting applications is Dec. The Christian Science Organization will have a There will be a Jogging Instructional Clinic Oct 9 Thursday from 9 until midnight, phone 5697: Theta Chi. 1. meeting Oct 10 at 7 p.m. in the Religious Center. at 9 a.m. on the turf. Friday through Saturday from 10 p.m. to 2 a.m. and There will be a meeting for intramural soccer cap Sunday from 9 until midnight, phone 5798. REPUBLICAN CLUB taina Oct. 13 at 6 p.m in Godwin 344. Complete team « OUTINQ CLUB The JMU College Republican Club will honor JMU II anyone is interested in hiking, caving, camping rosters must be ready for this meeting PLACEMENT CENTER Registration closing date for the Forlegn Service Ex- .alumnus and professor Kevin Miller. Oct. 8 from 11 act come to the Outing Club meetings held am to 1 p.m. in the WCC lobby YARC am is October 22 Regrstration and application forms Wednesdays at 6:30 p.m in Blackwell Auditorium in The Youth Association for Retarded Citizens win may be picked up in the CPSP office. Moody Hall Netional Security Agency Professional Qualifies MUSIC PERFORMANCES have its meeting Oct 1315 p.m. in room C of the WCC There will be a student recital with Brian Burl play- lion Test. All majors may apply Please note: Slavic. For more information contact Barbara Powers at ing the trumpet. Oct 7 at 8 p.m. in Wilson Auditorium. VISITING SCHOLARS Asian. Near Eaatern Language majors: Math. Com- Sean Lucy. Protessot ol Modern Englisn from Umver 433 3631 or Sharon Boyle at 433-2880 Oarlene Meade and Meg Wright will be playing the puter Science and electrical Engineering majors do sity Collerge Cork. Ireland will be giving a lecture call- violin Oct 8 at 8 p.m. in Anthony Seeger Auditorium. not need to take the exam. They may interview on cam- ed Toward a Human Voice. Ocl 8 at 10 a.m. in Miller There will be a faculty recital with In Oal Choi, ABSENTEE BALLOTS pus spring semester, or contact the agency directly 101 Applications tor absentee ballots are available in the Deadline for test application forms Is Oct. 23. Pick up baritone. Oct. 9 at 8 p.m. in Wilson Auditorium. SGA office in the WCC and must be mailed by Oct. 30. forms in the CP4P office. For more Information call 8376 or drop by the SGA of The Office of Personnel Management has dlscon-' flee. tlnued the PACE Exam and has established new hiring DELIVERY PERSONNEL, procedures for Professional and Administrative (PAC) MEN'S SWIMMING - jobs Under the new procedures, hiring will initiate If anyone is interested in being manager for the trom within. When outside hiring is needed, can- FOUR STAR PIZZA MAKERS, - men's swimming team contact Coach Arnold at 6528 didates will be selected Jrom those who have applied or in Godwin 124E directly to the agency. There is no longer a nationwide PHONE PERSONNEL listing. A liat of PAC positions covered under the new SIGMA PHI LAMBDA procedures is posted In the CP&P office URGENTLY NEEDED Sigma Phi Lambda Honor Society Is now accepting Metropolitan Insurance Companies are seeking ad- PIZZA applications for membership. A cummulative GPA of vanced degree and college graduates for its Manage- 3.29 is required. Old and new members must fill out ap- ment Intern Program. For imformallon on where to Apply in person plications which can be obtained by writing to Sigma phone or send resume, come to the CP&P office. Phi Lambda. P.O. Box 4161. All dues must be in by Oct CP&P workshops: Getting Your Act Together will be 31 Oct. 11 from 1:45 to 2:45 p.m.. Resume Writing will be between 2-4 P.M. Oct 12 from 9:30 to 1030 a.m.. Interviewing lor HOMECOMING PARADE ENTRIES Teaching Positions will be Oct. 13 from 2-3 p.m *** * All clubs' and organizations' entry forms for the Homecoming Parade are due Oct. 8. For information ' PHI BETA LAMBDA 425 N. Main St. 433-3776 come to the SAA office in Hillcrest or call 4569. Mall Phi Beta Lambda will have a meeting Oct. 7 at 6 p.m entries to Susan Beaaley P O. Box 254. in Blackwell Auditorium of Moody Hall. Something New At Skatetown

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(Graphic by Melanje MacDonald) By SHERR1 ANDREWS central nervous system which can affect walking, The only thing worse than an ugly establishment, T.J.'s in Charlottesville won the talking, seeing, coordination, or other bodily func- contest last year. . bartender ... is a room full of them! tions. It usually strikes adults between the ages of Such was the case last week at the Harrisonburg The Elbow'Room also plans to enter and accor- 15 and 50. Over- 1,000 people in Virginia have ding to owner Ron Fries, will sponsor "various Sheraton where the kick-off party for the 1982 Multiple Sclerosis. There is no known cause or "Ugliest Bartender Contest" was held. The event special events for MS in addition to the regular cure, and money is needed to solve both of these specials the'Bow room offers." was sponsored by the Miller Brewing Co., local problems. radio stations and the Blue Ridge Chapter of the The Branding Iron's representative at the kick- The Shank Beverage Co., in conjunction with off party, Claude Phillippy joked, "We'll put *em National Multiple Sclerosis Society, to educate the Miller Brewing Co., is providing much of the various restaurant owners, bar owners, bartenders on the bull and make 'em ugly!" because all pro- funding for the contest here in the Blue Ridge area. ceeds from bull rides will go to MS. Tanies Ron- or other representatives in the area about the con- Dave McDaniel, sales supervisor for the Shank test scheduled for October. topoulos hopes to get fraternities to sponsor some Beverage Co., said, "This is the biggest single events and to have rodeos for MS on Friday and event they (the MS Society) hold each year." last Saturday nights. Beer, and snacks were offered while Wendy year the Shenandoah Valley was the top producer Weinburg, regional director for the Blue Ridge Local radio stations — WWWV, WKCY, and. in Virginia, raising $40,000. This year's projection WJSY — will give official weekly run-downs on Chapter of Multiple Sclerosis, gave tips on "how is $100,000. to get ugly." Usually, ugly is defined as "unplea- the top ten bars in the contest and advertise sant to look at" but since 1979, the National specials run for MS by the local establishments. The contest officially begins Oct. 1 and ends on First, second and third prizes are given by MS to Multiple Sclerosis Society has changed the mean- Halloween. So, this October, students and ing to make ugly beautiful for a good cause. the top producing establishments as well as smaller residents in Harrisonburg shouldn't be surprised to prizes throughout the contest. This year's first see "ugly" buttons, T-shirts, and other prize is a seven-day vacation for two at Trelawny In September, each participating local bar and paraphenalia in addition to various "ugly" events beach resort in Jamaica with all expenses paid. Se- restaurant nominates a bartender to be its can- splashed across the marquees of local bars. cond prize is a three-day party cruise aboard the didate for the four-week campaign. During that Ugly event ideas range from ugly happy hours, TSS Mardi Gras. Third prize is a stereo cassette time, the staff or "ugly team" tries to raise enough selling ugly lessons and ugly Greek night to "Buy tape player. Smaller prizes used as incentive money through promotions to elect its candidate to someone ugly a drink night" and "Bring an ugly throughout the contest include warm-up jackets, the dubious title of "ugliest bartender." friend contest." an Atari video game, and a spa membership. According to Weinburg, half of the money earn- Bartenders from miles around came to the kick ed goes to MS research and the other half goes to Many of the local businesses are getting involv- off party to give their support. Most heard about people who already have the disease, for drug and ed. J.M.'s, who placed third in last year's contest the contest from their Miller distributors and therapy expenses. will be entering again. Owner Bob Arnold seems to decided to pledge their support in the campaign to Multiple Sclerosis is a neurological disease of the know the "ugly" game pretty well, since his other fight against Multiple Sclerosis. Page 8, The Breeze, Thursday, October 7, 1982 Social critic Fussell fires at JMU with blanks By JIM DENERY figures Fussell used were for the more caution himself. honestly, a normal school." Who would have thought the freshmen of 1973. The 1981 totals Besides his disregard for the truth, So what's wrong with being an Dukes gallant effort against North were a 483 verbal score for men and another thing bothers me about educator. Fussell is an educator. He Carolina in last year's NCAA a 515 verbal score for women. Fussell. must find something wrong with it. basketball tournament would lead to Hilton said that this year's entering Fussell is insecure about his Now you may ask, "How was a maligning of JMU? freshmen average is a little higher background. JMU maligned by The Washington than those figures. For an institution to fall under his PostV It wasn't in the Suplee article JMU does not specialize in category of a real university, it ap- of Sept. 28. Instead, it was in the on the rack elementary education either. In the pears that it must be old and Euro- Oct. 4 "Prejudices" column by 1980-81 school year, the top three pean. Jonathan Vardley. As strange as it seems, it has hap- majors were communication arts, Yardley devoted his column to pened. Not only has it happened, accounting and management. For instance, by JMU being called Fussell's article in The New but it has happened in The New So who is Paul Fussell really? And a university, it was brought "into Republic. What is it with the Post Republic and The Washington Post, why should his opinions alarm JMU comparison with Bologna, Oxford, anyway? After running two articles two publications of supposable students? and the Sorbonne," not Harvard, on him in one week, has it become merit. Curt Suplee, in his Sept. 28 article Yale and Stanford. Fussell's personal public relations The trouble began with Paul for The Washington Post, calls him Fussell does call Ivy League organ? Fussell, a 58-year-old professor from "the nation's newest world class cur- schools universities, as well as a Rutgers University. handful of others, but he seems Yardley made the mistake of mudgeon" and a "Mencken man- quoting Fussell's obsolete SAT data Besides teaching, Fussell is a con- que." more comfortable with the Euro- tributor to The New Republic. pean schools. in his column. Fussell is also a contributor to Fussell is insecure about being an Yardley usually is an entertaining Harper's, but he has said, "I reserve 'Crappy work I do twice. American. writer, but he really can't be my best work for The New Good work I do And for an institution to be forgiven for this faux pas. He should Republic." eliminated from Fussell's list of real have verified Fussell's figures. And, "Crappy work I do twice, three timet.' American universities, it must Before I began work On this col- good work I do three times." prepare its students to be educators. umn, I may have been too in- Judging by his cover story for the In the article, Fussell is quoted as For example, Fussell writes about timidated to take on such publishing Oct. 4 issue of The New Republic, I saying, "When people say things Southern Illinois University, heavies as Fussell and Yardley. But would guess Fussell broke both of that make me feel guilty about being "Formerly a mere teachers college, it thanks to Fussell himself, I can rest these rules. I might even assume he frivolous, I remind them that I've now enrolls 26,000 students and has easily without fear of remonstration. wrote it only once. ■ paid my academic dues." its own 'university press,' although In his article, Suplee writes, "Any Fussell wrote about the snob ap- By being "frivolous," I- guess it's located in Carbondale, Illinois, a • author who writes a rebuttal letter to peal of American universities. He Fussell means frivolous with the sad backwater. The giveaway is that a review is 'inviting the reader to also wrote about how almost any facts. As for his academic dues., Sup- the majority of bachelors degrees regard him as an even greater ass and college in America can become a lee writes that Fussell has "over- issued by Southern Illinois Universi- loser than before.' " ty are still in 'education,' an im- university with a little verbal infla- paid" his dues. on the rack is an occasional col- tion. "He's a Harvard Ph.D. a chaired mediate sign not of a university but umn that takes a cynical look at As an example of such a school, professor of English at Rutgers, and of what used to be called, more whatever deserves. It. Fussell wrote: "Many TV viewers of the author of four volumes of a recent national basketball cham- scholarly criticism," Suplee wrote. pionship must have been as puzzled Suplee also mentions that Fussell as I was to see 'James Madison has won the National Book Award University,' which was playing the and the National Book Critics Circle University of North Carolina. This Award for his book The Great War institution, located in Harrisonburg, and Modern Memory, a study Of Virginia, until recently was Madison cultural myths and literary modes in College, a modest teacher-training World War I. outfit. It has been promoted now to If he paid his dues, though, how a status bringing it into comparison come he didn't learn anything? with Bologna, Oxford, and the Sor- An amusing piece of irony in the Three hours a week bonne, but it still specializes in Suplee story is that Fussell is pic- elementary education, and the tured standing before a statue of average verbal score on the William the Silent, also known as CjgP" Mutt have own transportation Scholastic Aptitude Test of its William, Prince of Orange back in freshmen is a dismal 455 for the the 1550s. He was known as William Contact Ruth Sharpe, Business Manager, men, 463 for the women." the Silent because he was very Fussell is right, a 455 verbal score cautious. Because he allowed himself for men and a 463 verbal score for to be photographed in front of between 1-3 on Mon., Wed., or Fri. women is dismal. William the Silent, I would assume But Fussell is wrong. According to that William was an idol, of some Phone 6596 Fred Hilton, assistant to the vice sorts, for Fussell. It's a shame for president of university relations, the Fussell that he did not exercise a bit

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Page 12, The Breeze, Thursday, October 7, 1982 Intramurals South High Incubus trying to scare away tourney contenders By DAN WALLACE United States Naval Accademy. The Incubus — an evil spirit who Joining Marvin and Grzeskiewicz strikes fear into others. A demon. in the starting line-up are wings One helluva basketball team. Rhett Butler (6-foot-3) and Rich The undefeated South High In- Spaulding (6-foot-2). cubus have emerged as one of the "Playing with four people top contenders for the 19.82 in- underneath lets us crash the tramural basketball championship. boards," said Gib Smith, another Incubus finished 8-0 in 4B' league Incubus coach. "If one of our competition and the team is seeded players misses, he dosn't have to fourth in this week's tournament. worry because he's counting on his Incubus, who have won games by teammates to follow up." scores of 82-8 and 72-21, have yet to Because Incubus uses two centers, be challenged this season, primarily the lone guard becomes the most im- due to excellent defensive play. Play- portant player on the team, having ing mostly a zone and an occasional to run the offense and chase the ball half-court trap, they have been able on defense. Sharing the guard duties to keep their opponents under con- for Incubus are 6-footers Brad trol. Williams and Tony LaMantia. "We have a great defensive The Incubus are very optimistic team," said Tom Carr, the coach of about winning the intramural crown. the Incubus, who play their first In.fact, they're counting on it.. game of the tournament Thursday. "It's a four team tournament (the "That and good rebounding have other teams being the Force, the enabled us to keep 6n winning." OZ's and the Bombers, all seeded Led by Frank Marvin and Joe ahead of Incubus)," said Carr. "Right now we're the underdogs, Jay Wilton of Solid Waste goes up for a Jumper in an opening round Grzeskiewicz, both of whom are game of the intramural basketball playoffs Tuesdsy. Solid Waste 6-foot-S, Incubus is an outstanding but we'll take it." was defeated by the Geeks. (Photo by Qary Smith) rebounding team. Grzeskiewicz is a Butler agrees with Carr. "Put it former basketbalj player for the this way, I'm betting on us."

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•SI We Bring Entertainment to Life! Intramural Tht Breeze, Thursday, October 7,1982, page 13 playoffs open Cross country team off and running The 1982 intramural men's basketball tournament got underway By EDDIE ROGERS Smith accepts very little of sophomore Nina Carter have Tuesday night in Godwin Hall as The JMU women's cross the credit.. also been consistently high Solidarnose defeated the Booze country team has jumped off "I haven't done much, the finishers this year. Brothers 60-34. to another quick start this girls have done it all," Smith This year's team is young Solidarnose (6-3), which finished fall with two first-place said. "They motivate each compared to Smith's in second place in 'D' league behind finishes and one second- other and get each other go- previous teams, with just the Flinstones (7-2) this year, used a place in three meets. ing." four returning runners and balanced scoring attack to knock off That record is good by any The runner who has had only two seniors. Smith said the Booze Brothers. John McKeeven standards, but it is made ' the most success this year is that all four of the returnees are much stronger and that led the way with 22 points, while even more impressive by the junior Cindy Slagle. She Randy Stickley and Bart Wiess had fact that the Dukes have finished second in the George this year's squad is as strong 13 and 12 points, respectively. moved from AIAW to Mason meet and fifth in the as her past units. According to Smith, mov- The Booze Brothers, who ended NCAA competition this Indiana run. But the finish regular season play tied with the season and that their only she is proudest of is the ninth ing to the NCAA may limit 4 how far this year's team will Wolfpack for first place in G' loss was to the University of she took in the Virginia meet. go in postseason league, were led by Dave Cozad and Virginia, last year's national "I was really happy. UVa Mark Thomas . NCAA Division I cham- finished one through seven. "We're in a gigantic In other play Tuesday night, the pions. They had the best team in the district with a lot of strong Thrashers (9-0) knocked off the This type of success is not country last year and they teams, three or four of the Dead, the Dirty Dogs (9-0) won by unfamiliar to coach Lynn returned everybody. top ten in the country, and forfiet over the Suns, the Geeks (2-7) Smith. In her first three years . Slagle credits her success not that many teams qualify upset Solid Waste, Fred's Bakery at JMU, Smith's teams have this year to her new strength. for nationals." (3-6) beat Brotherhood, Boanerges compiled a 20-5 record and "I'm a lot stronger this year Smith also said that it (3-5) crushed the Losers and the have advanced to the AIAW and I can feel it when I'm wasn't likely JMU was ready Stimulators (6-2) got by Two national championships each running. to make the jump into the Fingers. year. JMU finished 11th last "So far I've been pleased. NCAA and go straight to the In early Wednesday night action, season after placing 12th in I think we'll do OK. We've national championships, but Sigma Nu (4-4) defeated Bell 38-27 1980 and 18th in 1979. got the potential if everyone she is anxious to compete and SPE (7-1) trounced Ikenberry This year JMU has won stays healthy." against higher caliber teams. 61-35. the George Mason University Slagle has had plenty of "I'd say we're not quite Pairings for the tournament were Invitational and the Indiana help this year from junior ready to qualify for na- released Monday and included sur- St. (Pa.) Invitational, and Denise Marini, who has plac- tionals, but I'm confident prises. The Bombers (5-2) who the team finished second in a 3 fourth, seventh and we'll do well and make a finished in a tie with the Force for meet with Virginia, the ^twtwelfth in the three meets this name for ourselves." the 'A' league title, were seeded University of Maryland and year. The question of qualifying ahead of South High Incubus, White the University of Richmond. Senior Dianne Kirchoff, dosen't seem to dim Smith's and Sigma Pi, all of whom finished Despite such a record, junior Suasn Earles and admiration for her team. the regular season undefeated.

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sonal attackron Dr. Carrier by Jerry "What's in a name? Thai which we we're gonna keep packing 'em in. going to college; but say you've been Why? Sadly, much of the blame has accepted to "The University," and Faiwell and the Moral. Majority call a rose by any other name would would, follow. smell as sweet." - William fallen on the shoulders of Dr. Car- those last few months of high school are something else! Go ahead, To facilitate the "save the Shakespeare rier. Little did he know that the seemingly innocent name change in snicker. You know what we're talk- college" campaign we considered a few name changes. Madison College Will had a keen eye for romance, 1977, from Madison College to ing about. James Madison University, preor- In light of Fussell's breakthrough iS out — the black market on but his philosophy needs work. For T-shirts and beer mugs would be instance, how many women on this dained a boom in enrollment and of educational psychology, there is campus construction. Carrier was only one road to take to save our in- shot. The College of James and Dol- campus would invest in a bottle of ly? Nan, too progressive. Carrier helpless to stop it! stitute — name change! Drastic, we "sweet slime" perfume, regardless College is a popular choice, but the of the animal attraction inside? know, but the alternative is We have entirely undocumented devastating: A national champion- pigeon problem already is bad What if Rocky had been named enough. John instead? Would you pay $4.50 evidence that 52.6 percent of this ship in basketball, our professors year's freshmen applied here solely touring as visiting scholars, and James Madison College at Har- to see "John III"? Somehow the risonburg would be great, but the aura is gone. to attain university status. We've all before long one of those sleazy magazines is bound to get the idea school is bigger than the city. In the ».*» It's the same in higher education. been through it. It's one thing to tell your high ..school sweetheart you're for a Girls From JMU pictorial. Per- interest of logic, it would have to be For all his pompous blundering, Harrisonburg College at James Paul Fussell makes some interesting Madison, which would lower our observations about school names standards a bit too much. and perception in his recent article in In the face of deadline pressure the New Republic: "When an in- for saving this institution (basketball stitution devoted to profit or season is almost here, you know), it huckstering wants to elevate its looks like we'll take our cue from status, it pretends to be a Mr. Fussell's insults. Our official university." On the same token, we conclude recommendation to the Board of that when a university devoted to ad- Visitors — Dangerfield College. vancement in education doesn't care The above editorial expresses the opi- about its status, it pretends to be a nion, humor and tact, (or lack of all college. three), of The Breeze's editor, Chris Kouba; managing editor, Jill Howard; How blind we've been! It really is and editorial editor, Greg Henderson, it time for a change. was written by the editorial editor. In 1973, President Ronald Carrier Opinions In Viewpoint and Readers' projected 7,100 as .the ultimate Forum are those of their authors and not enrollment of this college. We have necessarily those of the students, facul- surpassed 9,000 and it looks like ty or staff of James Madison University. • • The places are sharp in contrast ****** and people really aren\ cloned considerably farther from D.C, with a much more By JILL HOWARD nians at JMU don't have an ethnic identity crisis. I've been here almost four years and I'm getting We're labeled as having no individuality, but that's rural atmosphere. Alexandria's Olde Town district t» tired of hearing it. far from true. has many historic buildings plus shops and It's the typical first month at JMU: everyone has The outer limits of Northern Virginia are loosely nightclubs. Fairfax stretches from Arlington to new neighbors, new classes, new faces sitting defined, but Arlington, Fairfax, Alexandria, Vien- Manassas, and because of its size epitomizes the across from them in D-hall. I'm making friendly na, Falls Church and McLean are unanimously at contrast of city, suburban and country landscapes small-talk with one of these strangers and the ques- the core. But there's also Springfield, Annandale, that many non-Northern Virginians .don't know tions they ask are always the same: "Wnat's your Rosslyn, Tysons Corner, Burke, Hayfield, Claren- exist. name?" "What year are you?" "Where do you I am always amazed at how some non-Northern live?" — simple, innocent questions. But then Virginians, upon learning of my origin, im- comes the clincher: "It's a wonder more Northern mediately ask "Oh, do you know so-and-so?" I "Where are you from?" feel like asking them, "Do you know how many "Northern Virginia," I reply, and then I hold people live in Fairfax County?" I'm not being my breath, because they usually respond by rolling Virginians at JMU don't have an snobby, it's just that I can't even name all the peo- ple on my street. Families have a tendency to move their eyes and saying sarcastically, "Oh, who :-i_» isn't?" ethnic identity crisis around quite a bit "up there" and one basically I think I'm going to punch the next person I hear only knows one's friends, schoolmates and im- that from. mediate neighbors. High schools (and there are many) are quite competitive and don't mix very OrK., so what if over half the people here come - from Northern Virginia? Why does everyone make don, Chantilly, Mount Vernon, Great Falls, much. such a big deal out of it? Most non-Northern Reston and Herndon. They may sound alike, but So next time, Northern Virginians, when so- Virginians seem to think anyone from Northern for all outward appearances, Rosslyn and Chantil- meone asks you where you come from, don't say Virginia is a clone, a faceless sheep in a herd of ly, like Clarendon and Burke or Falls Church and "Northern Virginia;" be specific. Tell them which millions. Woodbridge, have zero in common. part of Northern Virginia and describe it. And next The term "Northern Virginia" is too vague. It's Northern Virginia is an extension of time non-Northern Virginians, don't be too quick too big a place with too many people to be put Washington, D.C. Many people work there and to pigeonhole everyone who lives north of Front under one catch-all name, but I will use the term the major newspapers, radio and TV stations come Royal; we're not all alike. We're proud of who we here, for the sake of brevity. from D.C. It is an urban environment, complete are and where we come from, but we have separate Non-Northern Virginians and out-of-staters with a subway. But it is also a varied environment. identities. Better yet, come up and visit us seem to think they come from someplace "real," Arlington, in particular, has a large interna- sometime. We'd be happy to show you around — while Northern Virginians just come from tional population, but Spanish, Vietnamese, and around, and around. . . someplace "up there." We might as well come Korean and other languages are heard all over from Mars. It's a wonder more Northern Virgi- Northern Virginia. Reston is a planned community Jill Howard is managing editor of The Breeze. The Breeze, Thursday, October 7, 1982, page 19 "Readers' Foru Student given wrong injection at Health Center

To the editor: student, who was injected understand why they avoid another student, Julie mix-up. Green acknowledg- In his article, "JMU with her serum by mistake, or even fear the JMU Health Howard, three times before ed that nurses are expected Health Center nurses not would suffer a negative reac- Center. the injection and then in- to check I.D.'s before pull- out for blood," The Breeze, tion. How can trained pro- Barbara Bolenbaugh formed nurses that she had ing a patient's file and Sept. 23, Charles Taylor fessionals be so inept? I received the wrong shot. treating that patient. claims that students avoid or realize people make Editor's note: Julie Shepperd said she Green said Julie fear the JMU Health Center mistakes, but in a situation Dr. Walter Green, direc- responded to the name Howard's name was called- simply because of rumors which may concern life or tor of the Health Center, "Jube" after ignoring two giving the center a bad death, there is no room for responded that a student, calls for Julie Howard. She Howard said, however, that name. In many cases, error. (Julie 'Shepperd) did get the said she had shown nurses her shot was scheduled for however, these rumors are If every JMU student has wrong shot. He said she her student I.D. and the next day. not unfounded. As a first- had similar experiences, I answered to the name of therefore did not expect a Julie Shepperd said that year transfer student to after she recieved the shot, JMU, I am already aware of HCSTW*y {.«50N <*>• 237/ she noticed the file was not two cases concerning in- hers. Nurses kept her for competence on behalf of the observation for 43 minutes, Health Center. MOM.: THOSe WHO DO NOT KNOW H&fQfy N& SCWfcD and she had no reaction to First, a hallmate com- the shot, she said. plaining of a sore throat Green said that in the case went to the Health Center of the student with bron- for treatment. She received chitis, a secondary infection Sudafed and salt to relieve could have developed after her "cold." When her con- the student was treated at dition persisted, she went to the Health Center. the hospital and discovered she had bronchitis, a much more serious condition than a common cold! A second case concerned a Razor comic suitemate who receives weekly allergy shots from the Health Center. One mor- too morbid ning a nurse called from the infirmary asking her for the To the editor: serum ingredients of her This is a response to the allergy shots to detect if a "Morbid Comics" cartoon, by Dave McConnell and Welcome back Scott McClelland, depicting razor blades in a pile of leaves, which appeared in Logan's Runnerg The Breeze Sept. 30. To the editor: Until either of them has Logan's Run VII is upon .personally experienced the us! The pledges are in, the anguish and outrage from participants are in shape, having a loved child made seriously ill, injured or and the planning is com- plete. But, for the past few disfigured by the type of sick activity they seem to find years, after all this prepara- comical, (poisoned candy tion, the runners' return to and razor blades or glass Harrisonburg has been an- ticlimactic. shards in fruit given to children at Halloween being Thirty-two runners go 150 similar ones), they will pro- miles from the Capitoi to bably have no comprehen- Rockingham Memorial Letter made rape political issue sion of how insensitive, brutal Hospital. They run two-mile To the editor and offensive this "Car- relays throughout the night to by Ms. Reeve were meant to let women In the Sept. 30 letter in the Reader's toon" is to many people. which requires a lot of pre- know that going out after dark could be Forum, Rebecca Reeve berated the Nor do they seem to realize marathon training. potentially dangerous and that an escort "Awareness" editorial which appeared in how tasteless, insensitive Though the run provides would do much to prevent an attack by a The Breeze, Sept. 20. Ms. Reeve and ugly th$y appear per- persona] satisfaction for the rapist. It was not meant to keep women from misunderstood the editorial on rape preven- "leading independent lives, coming and go- sonally by presenting such runners, we feel that these tion. an ill-chosen attempt at dedicated students deserve ing by choice" or to keep them, "in their "Awareness" exhibited an honest concern rooms." humor. more. Please join us in for the safety of women on campus. The There is also the possibili- welcoming back the Logan's Rape does involve all men and all women, editorial did not state that women were to ty that Messrs. McConnell Runners between 4 and 5 but the idea that all men are potential rapists blame for rapes but that precautions should is absurd. Most men have enough respect for and McClelland have ex- Saturday afternoon, Oc- be taken to avert the chance of an attack. perienced such a happening tober 9. They'll be running both women and themselves that the idea of The statement, "Women are taught fear to someone close to then^ right to the steps of rape is as horrible for them as it is for and then controlled by it," is a political state- women. do realize how they appear Rochingham Memorial. ment which has very little to do with the ac- and just do not care. If so Show your spirit once again Rape is a terrible fact here and elsewhere tual purpose of Ms. Reeve's complaint. A little can be said in their for some of JMU's finest. and the only way to put an end to it is by a truer assessment of the "Awareness" defense. Thanks for your support! concerted effort*on the parts of both men and editorial would be; "Women are taught cau- women. We need to take any and all precau- David R. Holdridge, Tammy Hogan tion for their own protection." Director of the Television- Kimber Bennett tions necessary to prevent this, as well as There is no reason a woman should pur- other types of violence on campus. Politics Film Center Logan's Run Welcome Back posely risk the chance of being raped by being Communication Arts Committee will never be able to keep rapists away. alone. The "unnecessary chances" referred Johnny Sarver department Clip and save' '■* o RECREATIONAL ACTIVITIES First Semester M(/, 433-6669

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SPECIAL EVENTS INSTRUCTIONAL CLINICS HORSEBACK TRAIL RIDE-At Oak Manor Clinics will be both informative and fun!! Come Stables on Oct.16. Sign up at Recreation Of- dressed and ready to participate. T-shirts will be fice By Oct.8 at 4:00 ~ awarded for performances at each clinic. ROLLER SKATE NIGHT-October 17 at JOGGING- Oct.9 from 9:00-10:30 a.m. on the Skatetown Skating Rink. Sign up at Recrea- astroturf . %» tion Office Mon.-Fri. between 11-4. RACQUETBALL- Nov.6 from 9:00-11:45 a.m. on the Godwin Racquetball Courts We use student referees in all of our competitions. If you're interested in sports of- ficiating, our program offers clinics, credit classes and on-t he-job training, as well as a great way to pick up some extra money. A training program for. high school and level officiating will have an organizational meeting on Dec. 5. Call the Recreation Department at 433-6669 for more informa- tion. In addition, a noted basketball official will be speaking Oct. 18 at 5:45 p.m. in the gym. Admission is free. INFORMAL RECREATION Open to JiyiU students, faculty, staff and their families from 7:00-8:00 p.m. in the gym. Sunday & Monday Badminton & Fencing Tuesday Coed Basketball ** Wednesday Coed Volleyball Thursday Volleyball NvpM FJ» «>Stt> • » Secretaries & Their Families STARTING OCTOBER 24 T For all the latest scores, standings and announcements, listen to Rec Report! Join Robbie «*, Pait Wednesdays and Fridays at 4:35 and 9:00 p.m. for Rec Report on WMRA, 90.7 FM.

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