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4 JULY 2008 | eu jacksonville monthly july 4th events

JULY 3 Red, White and Blue Night at the World Golf Hall of Fame Celebrate Independence Day at the World Golf Hall of Fame IMAX Theater and enjoy dinner and two movies before the spectacular fi reworks display. 5:30pm to 7:30pm - All American Buffet at Fairways Café, 7:15pm - Dinosaurs: Giants of the Patagonia at the IMAX, 8:15pm - Mysteries of the Great Lakes at the IMAX. Fireworks following the last show. Adults are $25 (includes two drink tickets) and Children (12 and under) are $20. Purchases also come with free parking! Please RSVP to (904) 940-4010. If you just come for the Fireworks Display, there will be a small admissions charge for parking. Bring blankets or lawn chairs (no coolers please) and fi nd a spot around the Walk of Champions to enjoy the show. Restaurants and shops will be open to the public. World Golf Village, 2 World Golf Place, St. Augustine (904) 940-4123 or wgv.com

JULY 4 & 5 Freedom, Fanfare and Fireworks The City of Jacksonville’s annual Independence Day celebration, Freedom, Fanfare and Fireworks, will be a two-day event full of family fun. Ice skating and family activities will take place at the Veterans Memorial Arena on Friday and Saturday from 10 am to 5 pm. Everyone’s favorite 4th of July event comes Friday when Big & Rich, Joe Nichols and The Road Hammers rock Metro Park beginning at 4 pm, followed by a spectacular fi reworks show that will light up the downtown sky at 9:30 pm. Downtown Jacksonville Info: (904) 630-3690 or coj.net JULY 4 Stars and Stripes Freedom Festival The whole family will enjoy Fernandina Beach’s day-long Stars & Stripes Freedom Festival. The free event runs from 10 am to 2 pm and includes a Public Safety Vehicles Dis- play (police cars, fi re trucks, and more), All American Apple Pie Contest, Parent-Child Look-A-Like Contest, a playground, arts and crafts show, vendors, music, food and much more. Then from 6 pm to 8 pm enjoy the Sounds on Centre concert and the monthly “Art”rageous First Friday art walk. Wrap up the evening with the Annual City of Fernandina Beach Fireworks Display at the foot of Centre Street at 9:30 pm. Central Park, Fernandina Beach Info: (904) 277-7305 or ameliaisland.org

American Pie 4th of July in Orange Park Enjoy a day of entertainment, free games, train rides, arts & crafts, scout exhibits, pie events and more. Bring your lawn chair and watch the hometown parade at 2 pm on River Road. Finish off the evening with 4th of July Fireworks. This event is free. Moosehaven- U.S. 17 South, Or- ange Park Info: orangepark4thofjuly.com

July 4 Beach Bash Celebrate July 4th with a Beach Bash at the Ritz-Carlton, Amelia Island. Enjoy a full buf- fet, live entertainment, games, and fi reworks. The beach bash will take place from 6 pm to 9 pm. Reserva- tions are required. Admission: Adults/$75, Children/$35. Ritz-Carlton, Amelia Island Info: (904) 277-1028

All American Song Fest Gainesville’s Free Fridays Fourth of July celebration will include a musical tour of American history and culture. The concert will consist of patriotic songs, depression era workingman songs and 1960’s protest songs all about America. The fun begins at 7:30 pm. Downtown Plaza, Gainesville Info: (352) 334-ARTS

“Let Freedom Swing” Kids can dance away their Independence Day at the Murray Hill Theatre during the “Let Freedom Swing” event. The fun begins at 8:30 pm when kids can learn swing and other forms of danc- ing from trained instructors. DJ C-Shells spins swing and other dance favorites throughout the night. Admis- sion: $8. Murray Hill Theatre Info: (904) 388-3179

4th of July Liberty Celebration Jacksonville Beach’s fantastic 4th tradition continues this year with a fi re- works display that promises to be the best yet. Gather some friends, grab a blanket and look to the ocean at 9:30 pm for a show that will have everyone cheering. The fi reworks will be set off at the Jacksonville Beach Fishing Pier, so arrive early to get a good view. Jacksonville Beach Info: (904) 247-6268

St. Augustine’s Fourth of July Celebration Have a blast at one of the East Coast’s largest fi reworks shows! The eye-popping event takes place above the ancient Castillo de San Marcos. The 20-minute show includes a stirring soundtrack of great patriotic music and is set to begin at 9:30 pm. Be sure to arrive early to get a good spot. Downtown St. Augustine Info: (904) 825-1004

4th of July Family Fireworks Cruise Celebrate the 4th on the St. Johns River with front row seats for the best fi reworks display around! Climb aboard at 7:30 pm at The Jacksonville Landing. You will be treated to a sunset cruise on the river before heading back into the heart of downtown. You will have the opportunity to view the fi reworks from the docks while listening to the radio simulcast to which the fi reworks are choreo- graphed. Fireworks are scheduled to begin at 9:45 pm. Bring your cooler and snacks, and be sure to dress for the occasion- there will be a prize for the most patriotic passenger! Free gifts for the children, too! Passengers will disembark at The Jacksonville Landing after the fi reworks end, once the river re-opens, at approximately 10:15pm. Adults $17, Seniors $15, Children $12 Special Family Event Reduced Rate! Seating is limited, and reservations are required, so get your tickets early. Jax Water Taxi, Jacksonville Landing, 2 Independent Drive, 7:30pm - 10:15pm. Info: (904) 733-7782 or jaxwatertaxi.com JULY 4 - 6 2nd Annual Springfi eld Heritage Days Festival Historic Springfi eld, Jacksonville’s fi rst neighborhood, will present the 2nd Annual Springfi eld Heritage Days Festival: Yesterday, Today and Tomorrow, 2008. With Friday night fi reworks and block party with free food to Saturday’s Throwback Baseball Game and Acoustic Music Festival to the weekend’s famous Home & Garden Tours, you can’t miss this event! Tickets are available by contacting the SPAR Council offi ce at (904) 353-7727or by email at SparOffi [email protected]

eujacksonville.com | JULY 2008 5 st. augustine getaway

Seeing the Old City in a New Way by erin thursby

ost Jacksonvillians get to know St. Augustine from countless weekend excursions and occasional days of M hooky. After a while, you feel like you’ve seen everything you’re going to see and done everything in the tourist handbook. But if you plan ahead and go out of your way to break your St. Augustine routine, you’ll fi nd there’s more to this old town.

Actively seek out what you’ve missed. Take a look at one of the colorful maps they have everywhere in the historic district of St. Augustine. Grab a pen and start circling anything you haven’t done, and then decide if it’s worth doing. There just may be a pleasantly cheesy tour you haven’t taken (a scenic cruise from the Bridge of Lions or the famed Old City Helicopter Tour), an activity you haven’t tried (parasailing) or a museum you haven’t visited (Zorayda Castle).

Avoid the usual main thoroughfares. Stay off of St. Georges and King Street and aim for those side streets that time seems to have forgotten. You’ll fi nd strange little shops, ancient moss covered courtyards and historic points of interest. I actually found an historic fi sh pond (yep, even the fi sh ponds are historic here) during my meanderings. You can fi nd this little gem in the courtyard of the St. Francis Inn. East of King Street things are a little less commercialized than in the historic shopping district. Pick a street you haven’t been down before and start walking. I’d recom- mend Aviles Street and Charlotte Street. You’ll also fi nd all sorts of homes and historic points that you might have missed. Grab a Walking Tour guide for North of the Plaza when you stop by The Oldest House and begin exploring!

Your point of view can really Choose a different mode of transportation. Oldest House change when you rent a bike, pedicab or scooter. You also might explore areas that you haven’t been to before because it’s much less tiring than walking. Ask at any of the tourist info booths about where to rent, it should be easy to fi nd in the historic district. If you’re headed towards St. Augustine’s Beach, Shoreline Rentals, located on A1A South near the beach, rents bikes at a daily rate of about $20. They also rent surf boards and beach equipment. You can fi nd them on the web at Eating and Drinking in St. Augustine Let’s start off by saying, if you haven’t been shorelinewebsite.com or you can call them at (904) 471-5430. to the Gypsy Cab Company, it should be fi rst on your list, as it is a bastion of St. Augustine cuisine. That being said, here are a just a few food and drink hotspots you might have missed on your last Find an alternate historical angle. St. Augustine fairly bristles with history, most of go-around to Old Town. it revolving around the Spanish occupation. For a new look at St. Augustine History, pick a different theme (Greek or Minorcan) and search out historical sites that relate to it. Maybe you’d be interested Bistro de Leon Just a few months in, this French bistro is the new kid on the block. Check out our in the history of the Catholic Church in the city—if so there’s plenty of sites to visit, from monaster- review of the place on page 17. ies to churches and homes. There’s a different chapter in history you may want to look at, namely St. Augustine’s black history. Although there are many streets named after Martin Luther King, the Café 11 (501 A1A Beach Boulevard, St. Augustine 904-460-9311) This hipster hangout has deli- one in St. Augustine is special because the man himself walked down it before being arrested. Un- cious casual foods, draft beer, a selection of house wines, coffee drinks (including espresso drinks) fortunately, the Fort Mose Historical museum, an important of Old St. Augustine Black history, is and they serve breakfast, lunch, dinner and late night. They are also one of the best live music ven- closed for repairs. ues in St. Augustine, so arrange to eat here when there’s a great show.

Go Eco! Like the rest of Florida, St. Augustine has an abundance of nature tours to choose from. Claude’s Chocolates (15 Hypolita Street, St. Augustine 904-808-8395) Forget about those commer- St. Augustine Eco Tours offers informative and beautiful boat and kayak excursions. For reservations cial fudge and chocolate shops you’ll fi nd on St. George Street. Instead, why don’t you really indulge, call (904) 377-7245. with some grown-up gourmet chocolates from Claude’s. It’s just a short jaunt off of St. George.

6 JULY 2008 | eu jacksonville monthly St. Fancis Inn Courtyard

Fusion Point (237 San Marco Avenue, St. Augustine 904-823-1444) For sushi and a fusion blend of Far Eastern dishes, head to Fusion Point, the best established sushi joint in St. Augustine. Chef Tai specializes in interesting new blends of fl avors and textures that have made his restaurant well respected in the area.

Habana Village Cafe (1 King Street, #103 St. Au- gustine 904-827-1700) Serving up a taste of Cuban cuisine. You might enjoy their Latin jazz Friday and Sat- urday nights along with their sangeria.

O’steen’s (205 Anastasia Blvd, St. Augustine 904-829- 6974) Best known for their fried shrimp, this very busy eatery serves simple down-home seafood fare.

Present Moment Café (224 West King Street, St. Augustine 904-827-4499) This raw foods restaurant features organic, vegetarian cuisine. They specialize in preparing live, unprocessed cuisine. Their organic vegetables and produce are locally grown and they have some truly delicious dishes such as a Kale Avocado Salad or Portabello Croquettes. summer events in st.

Tini Martini (24 Avenida Menendez 904-829-0928) Inside seating and an outdoor veranda make this fi ne augustine wine and cocktail bar a super location to drink, take in the scenery and listen to jazz live Thursday-Saturday night. Enjoy specialty martinis, 36 wines by the glass, Photo: DanielGoncalves.com Why not plan your St. Augustine trip around one or more and 28 distinctive beers. of their regular events?

The Tasting Room (25 Cuna St. St Augustine. 904-810-2400) Many of the ingredients that are part First Friday Art Walk Like our Art Walks? Why not have another? Jacksonville won’t be jealous, of the tapas selections at the Tasting Room are exclusively made in Spain, like the Manchego cheese we promise. Held on the fi rst Friday of every month from 5 to 9 pm. Take pleasure in the latest and the Serrano ham. If you’re into adventurous cuisine, you just might experience fl avors at the exhibits, music, entertainment and refreshments at more than 20 galleries. Tasting Room that you’ve never had before. Uptown Saturday Night On the last Saturday of each month, Uptown Saturday Night takes place from 5 pm to 9 pm in the Uptown San Marco Shopping District of St. Augustine. All of the Gal- leries, antique stores, and unique shops between Ripley’s Museum and the Mission of Nombre de Dios remain open during this special time. You can meet the artists, go to a book signing and listen to live music at what amounts to a St. Augustine Block Party for tourists and locals alike.

Old City Farmer’s Market Each Saturday at the St. Augustine Amphitheatre on A1A South you can fi nd an open market featuring a wide variety of fresh fruits and vegetables, baked goods, plants, selected arts and crafts and more, from 8:30 am-12:30 pm.

St. Augustine Farmers Market Held Wednesdays from 7 am-12 pm at the St. Johns County Pier parking lot, St. Augustine Beach.

Summer Concerts in the Plaza Free concerts beginning on Labor Day from blues to bluegrass every Thursday. The fun starts at 7pm. Call (904) 825-1004 for the music schedule.

Music by the Sea Concert Series Every Wednesday you can bring a lawn chair and enjoy great music plus dinner from various local restaurants at the Pier Park Pavilion. Dinner begins at 6pm; concerts are 7-9pm and are free.

There are so many great adventures that are off the tourist map you can have a delightful day of discovery followed by a delicious dinner experience. Make the Present Moment Cafe short drive south to St. Augustine and enjoy.

eujacksonville.com | JULY 2008 7 a greener u

a sustainable trip to the oldest city by jennifer mccharen

If you’re heading to St. Augustine this summer to enjoy the history, good food, and beautiful beaches, you’re in for a treat. There are tons of ways to have a great time in the oldest city. Here’s a list of some of the greenest.

getting there If gas prices are getting you down, and you’ve got time to spare, why not try an alternate mode of transportation? If you’re feeling athletic you can bike all the way to St. Augustine along A1A, but if the heat and the traffi c don’t appeal to you, there’s a public transit option as well. You’ll be on foot during your stay, and will need to time your return to fi t the bus schedules, but the added relaxation of not cringing at the prices per gallon as you head down I-95, and the sound of the planet breathing a sigh of relief should more than make up for that. Simply take the JTA L7 line from the downtown station to the Avenues Mall, where you can connect with the privately run Sunshine Bus. Take the Purple Line from the mall to the corner of US 1 and King Street, where you can walk over the bridge to the historic downtown. For additional stops, routes, prices and detailed schedules visit jtaonthemove.com and sunshinebus.net. Un- fortunately, at this time you can’t take bicycles on the Sunshine Bus unless they’re of the folding variety. eating there For those that are already hungry when they get off the bus, there’s Present Moment Café (224 W. King Street). Here you can sample this region’s best raw, vegan foods, in a beautiful and peaceful atmosphere. Even if you don’t think you’ll appreciate raw food, the café is worth a try. The prices are great, and the food is incredibly satisfying. I can personally vouch for their unbelievable mushroom “meatballs”, delicious seaweed salad, and a truly hypnotic ice cream from coconut milk, dried fruit and ground almonds. This place is a must for any northeast Florida vegan or veg- etarian, but also a healthy and delightful change of pace for any carnivore. Thirsty for some locally produced wines? Head east across the bridge and stop by the San Sebastian Winery (157 King Street) on your way downtown. San Sebastian’s grapes are mostly grown in Clermont, Florida, and the wines are produced right there in historic St. Augustine! Try a sweet, refreshing muscadine wine (a traditional southern favorite), or sip some port on one of the free tours offered throughout the day. If wine doesn’t happen to be your cup of tea, keep walking straight towards the Matanzas Bay and stop for a beer at A1A Ale Works. A1A brews fresh beer at their popular restaurant at 1 King Street. They’ve been given a fi ve-star rating by the Florida Times-Union, and one of Northeast Florida’s top twenty-fi ve restaurants by Jacksonville Magazine. sleeping there In 2004 The Florida Department of Environment Protection created a program to measure the sustainability of hotels in the state. The Green Lodging program awards hotels that use best practices to reduce waste in energy and water use. There are several certifi ed hotels in the oldest city, including the iconic Casa Monica on King Street. Surprisingly, many of the area’s chain hotels such as Hampton Inn on A1A, the Best Western on Castillo Drive, and the Hilton on A1A are also Green Lodging Certifi ed. Other area inn and hotels are certifi ed, so be sure to ask when you make reservations. other sustainable stuff Not far from Present Moment Café is the innovative Green Home Store (205A West King Street). Stop by to look at the green housewares for sale, including dual fl ush toilets, tankless wa- ter heaters, low-emissive windows, sustainable fl ooring, solar tubes, and much more. The Green Home Store goes beyond retail to provide consulting for green builders and DIY home renovators. Check out thegreenhomestore.net for more information. Supporting small local business is very green, especially when those businesses promote progressive ideas and recycling. Stop by Loose Screws, a small video, book and record store at 125-B King Street. Here you can pick up a used book on Anarchism or Monkey-wrenching, fi nd out where the next free Food Not Bombs meal will be, or check out the wonderful local music distribut- ed by Bakery Outlet Records (who use recycled jewel cases, recycled paper and vegetable based inks for all of their releases). To learn more, look up loosescrews.net and bakeryoutletrecords. com.

8 JULY 2008 | eu jacksonville monthly | st. augustine northeast florida forts

ire off the cannons and man the turrets. Northeast Florida has been F a battleground over the ages for the Spanish, the French, the British, the Mexican Army, the Seminole Indians and the Confederate and Union armies. Most of these incursions left behind a fort or battlefield of some type that have been painstakingly preserved for us to visit. The best resource for info on all of these forts is nps.gov. Just run a search of the fort name

to find more detailed info. by erin thursby Photo: DanielGoncalves.com Castillo de San Marcos in St. Augustine castillo de san marcos Possibly one of the best known forts in the area, the 250 French Huguenots by the Spanish, an act that gave the immediate area the name Matanzas, Span- Castillo is located in the historic district of St. Augustine. Constructed in the late 1600s by the Span- ish for “slaughters.” The physical fort was constructed one hundred seventy-fi ve years later to help ish, this masonry star fort is in remarkably good condition. It was built out of coquina stone quarried the Spanish protect St. Augustine from the British. Construction began in 1740 with completion occur- from the nearby Anastasia Island. The Fort was a cornerstone in the defense of St. Augustine and ring in 1742. Slaves, convicts and troops from Cuba were used as construction labor. The fort site is eventually served as a prison where Chief Osceola was imprisoned in 1837. Today you’ll fi nd re-en- on Rattlesnake Island and has a strategic position over Matanzas Inlet. There are no fees to enter the actments, tours and a small gift shop at this popular stop for tourists. The entrance fee for adults is $6 park. The ferry operates on a fi rst-come, fi rst-serve basis. Donations are accepted for upkeep. Info: – valid for 7 days. Kids under 15 get in free. Info: 1 Castillo Dr., St. Augustine (904) 829-6506 Located 14 miles south of St. Augustine on A1A (904) 471-0116 fort caroline Not every fort has held up over the passage of time. Luckily, as in the case fort mose This fort site is of great importance to the African American community. In the of Fort Caroline, we have historical records and drawings that can tell us what these forts used to look late 1600s many runaway slaves made their way to Spanish Florida, where they knew they would like. The largely wooden fort has been reconstructed. Visitors can fi nd a museum, a nature preserve be granted freedom as long as they converted to Catholicism and pledged loyalty to Spain. These and Kingsley Plantation as well as the fort, built to memorialize the brief French settlement in the 16th ex-slaves married into Spanish families and largely settled at Fort Mose, becoming the fi rst free black century. You’ll learn a little about daily life, fi rst contact with the Native Americans, and the brief oc- settlement in the U.S. It was an earthen walled fort surrounded by thatched roof houses. The fort cupation by the Spanish before it was fi nally abandoned. Info: Located inside the Timucuan Ecological is long gone and the actual site is located in a marsh within Fort Mose Park. As of today there is no and Nature preserve, 12713 Fort Caroline Rd., Jacksonville (904) 641-7155 access to the site, but there is a bronze plaque located on Saratoga Street off US 1 North, a covered picnic pavilion, and a boardwalk. A historical center has been built but is not yet open. Bird watching fort clinch While no major battles were fought at Fort Clinch, it was occupied during both is a common activity at the park, and there are tour groups scheduled to have a nature talk and bird the Civil War and the Spanish American War. They hold daily tours complete with re-enactors to bring watching on July 20th and August 17th 8 am-10:30 am. Call (904) 823-2232 for more info on the the fort to life. It’s a largely reconstructed pentagonal brick fort with corner bastions and loopholes in tours. There’s no fee for, but be prepared to pay the $2 parking fee in cash. Bring your binoculars for outer walls. Several buildings can be found in the interior courtyards, as well as a two story barracks. a better view. Admission is $2 per car, or $1 per person on foot or by bike. Info: From downtown St. Sunbathing, swimming, pier/surf fi shing and beachcombing are all activities offered at this beach front Augustine, drive north on A1A. At the carousel, continue straight north on San Marco. (A1A turns right location. There’s also a six-mile trail for hikers and bikers to enjoy. A full-facility campground and towards Vilano Beach. Don’t go that way.) San Marco merges with Hwy 1. Shortly after the merge, camping area provide overnight accommodations. $5 per vehicle (limit 8 people per vehicle). Amelia look for a bronze statue on the right and a sign for Fort Mose. Turn right on Fort Mose Trail. Fort Mose Island & Atlantic Beach campgrounds: $22 plus tax per night. Organized Youth and Adult Group Camp- Trail dead ends into Fort Mose picnic area and parking lot. (904) 461-2033 ing: $1 per youth, $2 per adult/chaperone. Info: A1A, at the north end of Amelia Island. Go through Fernandina, A1A becomes 8th street turn right on Atlantic Avenue. Fort Clinch will be on the left after yellow bluff fort Calling this site a fort is a bit of a misnomer. It was less a fort and about two miles. (904) 277-7274 more of a fortifi ed encampment occupied by both Confederate and Union troops. It became an impor- tant tactical position during the Civil War because it allowed inland access to key areas of Florida’s fort matanzas Part of a charming park just outside St. Augustine proper, you can take East Coast. It housed about 250 men and a heavy cannon. The site is commemorated by a cannon a tour of the fort, go on a nature walk, or take a ferry ride. The park memorializes the killing of nearly monument. Free and open to the public Info: New Berlin Rd. 1 mile south of FL-105 (904) 641-7155.

st. augustine | eujacksonville.com | JULY 2008 9 youngsters in the oldest city

St. Augustine with kids by kellie abrahamson

e’re almost a month into summer and by now many parents are running out of ideas on how to keep the kids entertained. WWhile it may be tempting to sit them in front of the TV and pray for September to come soon, it’s probably better for them and for you to get out of the house and do something. Our suggestion is to take a mini vacation to St. Augustine, a city full of interesting things to do and see with a rich history to boot. Exploring the oldest city with kids can be overwhelming so we’ve taken out all the guesswork and come up with a number of family-friendly things to do during your visit. taking their lead: st. george street Living as close as we do to St. Augustine, my family and I have taken many trips to the nation’s oldest city. The last time we visited we decided to do things a little differently. Instead of my husband and I doing all the planning we let our children, 6 year old Isabelle and 4 year old Ezekiel, show us around St. George Street. By following their lead we were able to get to know our kids better and see things we’d never seen before. We started our experiment at the City Gates and turned the kids loose, telling them to show us Fountain of Youth where the cool things were. One thing we learned quickly was our kids like gift shops. Isabelle seemed 11 Magnolia Ave. (904) 829-3168 or (800) 356-8222 to be most drawn to the stores that had a rack of clothes out front and Ezekiel made a bee-line for If you’re looking for eternal youth you may have come to the right place. Check out their many exhibits shops with pirate stuff and swords. The plus side to stopping at nearly every gift shop on St. George Street is you get a brief escape from the sweltering summer sun. It was, however, tricky to keep the and don’t forget to take a sip from the famous spring. Admission: $7.50/adults, $6.50/seniors (60+), little guys from touching every little thing, including breakables. If you fi nd that your child is a shopping $4.50/kids ages 6-12, free/kids under 6 fan be sure to keep a close eye on them since most stores in St. Augustine have a “You break it, you bought it” policy. Potter’s Wax Museum Aside from shopping for cheap trinkets, my two explorers were really interested in some of the 17 King St. (800) 584-4781 more historical destinations we found during our stroll. The Oldest Wooden Schoolhouse immediately If you’re trying to spot celebrities in the nation’s oldest city Potter’s Wax Museum is your best bet. Wax caught their eyes, mostly because of the somewhat creepy animatronic lady leaning out of the second story window. What held their attention even more was peeking in the gates and windows of the Co- versions of everyone from Albert Einstein to Britney Spears can be found at this popular destination. lonial Spanish Quarter, a living history museum complete with costumed interpreters. We didn’t have Admission: $8.99/adults, $7.99/seniors (55+), $5.99/kids ages 6-12, free/kids under 5 time to take the tour, but both my son and daughter enjoyed watching people dressed in 1740s garb go about their day. Ripley’s Believe It or Not A walk down St. George Street wouldn’t be complete without a trip to one of the many fudge 19 San Marco Ave. (904) 824-1606 shops and ice cream parlors. By the time we got done taking a glimpse of the past my little guys want- ed a sweet treat so we headed to Café del Hidalgo for a cup of delicious Gelato. While it is admittedly a The weirdest of the weird can be found at Ripley’s. This interactive museum of oddities features over bit pricier than your standard waffl e cone, this Italian ice cream is made fresh daily and has less fat so 800 different artifacts to ohh, ahh and eww over. Admission: $14.99/adults, $11.99/seniors (55+), it’s well worth the extra expense. $5.99/kids ages 5-12, free/kids under 5 Afterward the kids lead us to the St. Photios National Shrine, a Greek Orthodox chapel and exhibit that my husband and I had passed by many times but had never actually been in. While not exactly the learning adventure most kid-friendly place in the world, the Shrine was beautiful and fi lled with fascinating artifacts and documents honoring the fi rst Greek colony in the New World. Dubbed “The Jewel of St. George Street,” Looking to make your trip to St. Augustine both fun and educational? Head over to stau- the St. Photios Chapel was a gem we would have never seen if it weren’t for the kids calling the shots. gustine4kids.com. The site maps out where you should take your kids for different areas of study and While our junior tour guides weren’t the most knowledgeable, they did end up showing us new even has print-outs with fun activities that correspond to each lesson. If you want to teach your kids things to see and do in St. Augustine and allowed us to see familiar sights with new eyes. Next time about what life was like when Pedro Menendez came to shore, for instance, you can take them for a you’re out and about with the kids, let them lead the way. You never know where they may take you. ride on the Freedom Schooner, visit the Mission of Nombre de Dios and, when you get home, teach them a dance the Seminoles did. The site has fi ve different lesson plans, each covering a different era tourist hot spots in the city’s history. Be sure to check it out to get some ideas on where you should take your kids next time you want to explore St. Augustine. If you’re trying to save money down in St. Augustine, these major tourist hot spots are probably not the best way to do so. Still, they’re popular with out-of-towners for a reason: they’re all fun, inter- family favorites esting and uniquely St. Augustine. If fun is all you have on your family’s agenda, St. Augustine has you covered. Young kids will love taking a ride on the Merry-Go-Round on San Marco Avenue and spending time at the adorable play- Alligator Farm Zoological Park ground behind the Visitor Information Center parking garage. Older kids are more apt to enjoy a round of 999 Anastasia Blvd. (904) 824-3337 mini golf at Fiesta Falls (818 A1A Beach Blvd.) or at Adventure Landing’s newest location (2780 State The Alligator Farm is home to many different animals including a massive 15 foot salt water croc Road 16, formerly the Family Fun Factory). Finally, everyone loves a day at the beach and St. Augustine named Maximo. You’ll also get to see exotic birds, seven different species of endangered monkeys and truly delivers in that department. For an unforgettable afternoon the whole family will enjoy, head over to more. Admission: $21.95/adults, $19.96/seniors, $11.99/kids ages 3-11, free/kids under 3 Matanzas Inlet for white sand, perfect blue water and far less crowds.

10 JULY 2008 | eu jacksonville monthly | st. augustine eujacksonville.com | JULY 2008 11 a religous experience at the ymca

fi t to be square by johnny st. thomas

Here’s something I was fairly certain I’d never say: “I really value my time at the gym.” I remem- ber seeing an episode of 30 Days (that Morgan Spurlock show on FX) where a Baptist from Texas went to live in the Castro district of San Francisco with a dude that was out and proud. In that episode, the gay guy referred to the gym as “church.” Giving this sort of reverence to a facility where the main ob- jective is to sweat somehow struck me as dirty. But nothing strips an experience of reverence faster than a locker room. Men’s locker rooms are riddled with malformed elderly men, their bodies eerily thin in some places and grossly bloated in oth- ers, unashamedly wagging their business as they converse with each other about politics and cinema. And the whole place smells like wet farts and steamed meat. But at the Yates YMCA in Riverside, I found a little peace; a little place that makes my experience slightly more sanctimonious. After walking through the men’s locker room, past the stairs to the gym, and past the entrance to the swimming pool, there is another locker room. One that is usually empty and has all of the amenities you expect from a locker room with none of the…old balls. The privacy of the secret locker room helps me get into the mindset for my workout. It is more hallowed and I guess not really a secret anymore. At fi rst, convincing myself to go to the gym was a challenge, but now that I have adjusted my schedule to fi t around it, I fi nd it awkward to skip it. My muscles actually seem to crave the torture. In the beginning I would feel a little spent and sore for the rest of the day after working out. But by the second week of going no less than three times a week, I found myself having more energy and spunk later into the day when that day started with a workout. On days I knew I wouldn’t be able to make it into the gym, I found myself craving a workout anyway. I have a bike, I have a yoga ball, and I don’t need anything to do crunches and jumping jacks. When I think like this I feel only centimeters away from being one of those insane “crossfi t” people, all muscle beach and steroids. But I have discovered the spiritual value of exercising my body. My ceremony begins with vestments; I put on my workout clothes. Then there is a reading; I pick out what book I will read on the elliptical bike. Then the hymns, as I select the right playlist on my iPod. For the fi rst fi fteen minutes I read and listen to music. Of course, I’m pedaling my ass off while I do it, every now and then placing my hands on the bar to see what my heart rate is. Then I put down my book, pick a set of muscles I want to work out, and hit the machines and weights for about ten more minutes. I go into the stretching room and fi nish with crunches, sit-ups, and jumping jacks for fi ve minutes. Then I go back to the locker room and get into my swimsuit, swimming cap and goggles. This is total anonymity. No one recognizes you when you are in a skin-tight rubber cap and goggles. You could rob places in nothing but these and be less identifi able than if you had used panty hose or a ski mask. To me there is something monk-like to that sort of invisibility. Finally there is the baptism; swimming laps in the pool. It is the perfect cool down. I swim a hundred meters freestyle without stopping. Flip-turns and everything, I swim as hard as I can for that fi rst sprint, stopping to pant for far too long. For the rest of that last fi fteen minutes I alternate between freestyle, backstroke and breaststroke. During that swim, all I can hear is my breathing and the ohm of the water closed over my ears. It is more like meditation than any time I have tried to spend meditating. It is a moment of mortality, evolu- tion and self-refl ection. It is deep. I value it. And it is more exciting and challenging than any church I’ve been to.

My trainer, Marty, taught me some incredibly valuable tips. These are simple changes to considerably improve the quality of your workout.

TIP TO BE SQUARE 1 Always inhale on the push and exhale on the release. This way your body isn’t working twice as hard but only getting half the benefi t. It may seem counter-in- tuitive (at least it did to me), but it helps you get more reps in and it makes the exercise more effective. So during a push-up, inhale as you lift and exhale as you {lower. { TIP TO BE SQUARE 2 During strength training (free weights or machines), make your muscle spend the same amount of time in each position. Work the length of the muscle by pacing each motion and using the full range of movement. Don’t pump the barbell quickly when doing curls, go from an almost fully extended arm all the way up to the shoulder and back at a slow, even pace. This works out the whole muscle, and {not just a portion of it. {

12 JULY 2008 | eu jacksonville monthly | a better u your beat the heat netscapades by brenton crozier

fi lm festival It’s summer, so what are you doing on your computer? Scorching heat and stratospheric gas prices have a way of keeping your summer good times simple, cheap and close to home. Take this time to have your own summer fi lm festival Just a little tidbit from the top of my head; The Tropic of Cancer, the latitude on Earth where the sun is directly overhead at noon on the summer solstice, got its name from the ancients that extends through these hot months and fi nancially challenging times. Movies can be rent- because the sun appeared in the constellation Cancer. However, due to subsequent shifting of the ed or purchased cheaply, and in large part, you no longer have to leave home to get them. Earth’s axis, it is now misnamed and during the current June solstice, the sun now appears in Netfl ix and Blockbuster can’t wait to send you your desired DVDs through the mail and most the constellation Taurus. Well, although I probably could have gotten away with claiming that as part of my random knowledge bank, I actually read that on Discover Magazine’s “20 Things You cable packages give you the option to choose, purchase and watch a movie directly through Didn’t Know About the Summer Solstice” list found at discovermagazine.com. But let’s leave the your television. Convenience abounds! science for the school year and focus on the important elements that make up this magical time Below you will fi nd a couple of suggested titles and themes guaranteed to provide hours of year. upon hours of much movie merriment and bad alliteration. Some feature snow and others Summer means many things to many people. Whether it’s simply looking forward to not having to wait on a sluggish school bus, or taking the annual family vacation to somewhere simply have a chilling story line. So get some snacks and claim that comfy chair that has no expensive and crowded, summer is synonymous with leisure, fun and slowing things down a bit. business in your living room. by brenton crozier Most of us can relate memories of being shipped off to different summer camps. While the idea of summer camp sounded great, it rarely was in practice. Uncomfortable beds, leaky cabins, revered classics festival bad food, obnoxious activities and rather acrimonious teenage counselors are just some of the You’ve always heard about them but you’ve never gotten around to watching them. Whether prevailing annoances from my own camp experiences. It seems that adult camps are popping it’s trepidation about watching something in black and white or you’re fear of enjoying something up everywhere and feature the types of activities that will surely erase memories of three-legged that your parents liked, now is the time to put away those fears and watch the icons so that you races, clichéd fi reside stories and singing. Summertime blues be damned, it’s time to be a rock can feel superior when in-depth film conversations arise. star.

Citizen Kane - America’s most celebrated auteur sets film classes in every college on fire with the dying utterance of “Rosebud.” grownupcamps.com Have you ever dreamed of trading guitar Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb - One Air Force gener- licks with Slash? Does the rustic splendor of fl y al attempts to trigger doomsday because of his bedroom inadequacies. Stanley Kubrick is at the fi shing and horseback riding in Big Sky Country helm of Peter Sellers’ brilliant 3 character performance and Slim Pickens rides the atom bomb! appeal to you? You may have even daydreamed of unearthing ancient artifacts alongside professional One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest - Bring on the crazies in Milos Forman’s film adaptation of Ken archaeologists. GrownUpCamps.com is a collection Kessey’s most significant novel. Jack Nicholson leads the rabble as they battle Nurse Ratched’s of adult camps across the country and around totalitarian tendencies. the world. You’ll fi nd a broad range of themes and activities. From sports and music fantasy camps undiscovered gems festival to extreme sports and yoga camps, there is truly Some may laugh at my list of so-called undiscovered gems due to the lack of B movies, something for every penchant. cult classics, and art house staples. They can take that pretentiousness elsewhere . . . perhaps Found yourself talking trash while watching outside because those snobs probably need sun anyhow. The following are movies you may not reality programs? Try your hand at braving the have heard of, but won’t have a hard time locating. outdoors of Canyonlands National Park, Utah, where you will learn skills like fi re making, foraging, Shallow Grave – Danny Boyle’s first significant foray into film and among Ewan McGregor’s first considerable roles, Shallow Grave details the story of three flat mates that make a gruesome yet potentially advantageous discovery. Loyalty lines are blurred, paranoia abounds and Scottish brogues rule this rocking good time of a movie.

Crooklyn – Spike Lee’s semi-autobiographical Crooklyn is purely infectious and strangely charm- ing, considering the difficult times that the featured family is going through. Simply a moment-in- orienteering and fi rst-aid. That’s right, time piece with an unparalleled soundtrack, Crooklyn may prove to be Lee’s most timeless movie fi rst-aid because you may just need it. and finest effort alongside Malcolm X. Nostalgia, fantastic music, and brilliant acting are all part Not all of the camps are purely based of the show. around the physical and creative, some are even more of a metaphysical and City of the Lost Children – Let down your guard and enjoy Jean-Pierre Jeunet’s surrealist and intellectual adventure. Religious and twisted fairly tale of a scientist who kidnaps children for their dreams. Visually stunning and lifelong learning camps are among the absolutely fantastical, this film is sure to rouse your imagination and kick it around a bit. And for wide ranging selection. those of you planning on seeing the new installation of Hellboy this summer, you’ll get to see Ron If you pick one of the rainforest expeditions, be sure to say hello to Sting and if you select Perlman in a different light. a singles camp, well, be sure to say hello to anyone. Whether you want one last shot at athletic glory or would like to feel a touch more virtuous and get year-long karma points inside of two This is just a tiny sampling of the films you can find when you veer off the new release weeks, GrownUpCamps.com has something for you. Husbands can encourage their wives to go section of the store. You may also want to consider watching Christopher Nolan’s brilliant to culinary camp, while wives can nag their men into hitting the fi tness programs. If things have really gone south, there are numerous extreme sport, rock climbing, survival and hunting camps. Batman Begins to prepare for the upcoming The Dark Knight. It’s truly a work of art and I’m just saying. everything a comic book movie should be. You could also pick a favorite actor or actress This may be the engaging retreat from the ordinary that you’ve been waiting for or simply and center your summer film festival around them. I would have to suggest choosing the chance to replace the summer camp specters of old. Whatever your reason, this is a good opportunity to switch up the usual summer fare. Christopher Walken. That guy can make anything watchable. Anyhow, go get those mov- ies, crank up the air-conditioning and continue a sublime summer of reclusiveness.

at home | eujacksonville.com | JULY 2008 13 notes from the bachelor pad by troy spurlin

Alas, dear brothers, it is summer in Jacksonville and I am all wound up from the sticky heat. I’m ready for September already. I’m ready for football. I’m ready for Jaguar football (have you bought your tickets yet?!). So, let’s lift the needle from the decorating vinyl this month. All you need to do is kick back with summer’s best cocktail (fresh ruby red grapefruit juice, crushed ice, 2 ounces of gin, a sprig of mint) and let me vent. But listen closely, we have something very serious to talk about. Summer brings many parties and while in attendance I have noticed a number of my unfavorite things. I want to pass them along to you in hopes that you may not make the same mistakes at your party. Let’s start with the basics. What is up with having people over to your home with a dirty bath- explain my disdain. So with a nod to summer’s favorite musical; THE SOUND OF MUSIC, which is room? Minimally, just pour some bleach in the toilet and let it marinate. More, what is up with dirty currently playing at the Alhambra Dinner Theatre (June 4 through July 27), I feel it most appropriate (and I mean dirty) clothes in your bedroom that people walk through when they are waiting in line for to share with you.... the other bathroom? If nothing else man, throw them in the closet and shut the door. We really, really don’t want to see your underwear. Further, please explain to me why overweight girls (or guys for that matter) wear tight t-shirts at these parties or at all? I know it’s the style but c’mon - you know MY UNFAVORITE THINGS that looks bad. Also, ladies....stop it with all the tattoos. And people with pets...jeez. If you have a cat, can you please clean up after it? I can’t tell you how disconcerting it is to be enjoying a drink Urine stained boxers and skidmarks in britches and look down and see cat vomit. But wait, I feel a song coming on. In fact, I believe it will better White bathtubs dirty and skank tattooed bitches Keeping it real is the song this dude sings These are a few of my unfavorite things

Black mildewed grout lines and sinks that need cleaning Hairballs and manballs and hot sex without meaning What has become of the Jax Lizard Kings These are few of my unfavorite things

Chicks in tight t-shirts with big bulging bellies Jacksonville’s lack of good bagels and deli’s Bathrooms whose toilet has numerous rings These are a few of my unfavorite things

When the Jags WIN When Jones-Drew stings When Jack looks so sly I simply remember my unfavorite things and then I don’t feel....so high

Yes, my mother must be so proud of me and yours will be too when you sing this wholesome diddy. If you are not familiar with the tune I urge you to go to iTunes and give it some ear. Mr. Rodg- ers and Mr. Hammerstein are presently turning over in their graves. So, until next month gentlemen, have fun, get naughty, and I’ll be here when Notes from the Bachelor Pad gets back to what it does best: “Fighting the Status Quo with Fearless Style.”

14 JULY 2008 | eu jacksonville monthly | at home summer reads There’s just something about summer that always makes me want to pick up a book. Maybe it’s that lazy time spent by the pool or the need to escape an oppressively hot day that really should be more exciting. Pick up a book and you have a window into somebody else’s life. Here’s the rundown on a few books you may want to read this summer. by erin thursby

Audition by Barbara Walters It’s worth reading her autobiography just to have the dirt on the juicy bits—not the mundane stuff, like that fact that Babs is afraid to drive, but the good stuff: behind the scenes of Barbara’s many celebrity interviews, insider’s gossip and, of course, her affair with a black politician. You’ll start to understand Walter’s early insecurities and her dogged determination.

The Bourne Betrayal by Eric Van Lustbader Everyone’s favorite pre-programmed assassin-turned- good-guy is fi nally fi ghting someone besides CIA, FBI and the cops. This time he’s up against real baddies, oft fi ctionalized Islamic terrorists.

Eat, Pray, Love by Elizabeth Gilbert This is an Oprah book club pick. It’s one of those woman-em- powering, uplifting tales that Oprah’s so fond of. The narrator, whose funny and pithy observations on the world make the book worth the read, is taking a year after her divorce to explore her own desires. In Italy she revels in the food, in India she mediates, and in Bali she gets down to the love portion of the title.

Invisible Prey by John Sanford A mix of murder, politics and art theft set in Minneapolis, this book is number 17 in Sandford’s Prey series. The procedural mystery begins with a tone of creepiness that’s hard to shake for the rest of the novel. The devil is in the details for the handsome Detective Davenport, who must solve a double bludgeoning and an art theft while dealing with a politician who may have been tricked into having relations with an underage girl.

Nothing to Lose by Lee Child The twelfth in Child’s Jack Reacher series, Nothing to Lose has reached the pinnacle of hardcover fi ction book success by ranking #1 on the New York Times Best- seller List. The hero, an ex-military policeman, likes to kick ass and occasionally take names. This time, Jack’s thrown in jail on a vagrancy charge in the town of Despair, Colorado. While bouncing between Despair and the nearby city, Hope (that’s right: between Hope and Despair), he and a pretty lady cop discover a plot to end the world—or at least bring about the apocalypse. If you know Jack, you’ll know that he ain’t gonna let that happen.

When You Are Engulfed in Flames by David Sedaris The most recent book by the always entertain- ing Sedaris, it’s another collection of humorous essays, perfect for those that don’t want to dedicate themselves to a whole book. Sedaris really does put the fun in dysfunctional. Some of the fodder for this book is Sedaris’ rather late mid-life crisis, his adventures in quitting smoking, a talking skeleton, feces, buying drugs in a mobile home in rural North Carolina and armoring windows with LP covers to protect the house from irrational songbirds.

Books by John McCain and Barack Obama Both of our presidential candidates have penned books. If you want to get to know them before casting your ballot, what better way? Besides, just think how informed you’ll be the next time someone engages you in a debate about the presidential race. What’s odd are the similarities between the candidates. McCain invoked his father in the title of one of his books (Faith of My Fathers) as did Obama (Dreams from My Father). McCain’s books are a little older than Obama’s, so McCain’s views have shifted. But all the books are less about political viewpoints and more about character—they tell who these men are.

Whatever you choose to read, make sure it’s a pleasure for you, whether you’re feeding your brain, looking for something to laugh about or just looking for a good thriller or murder mystery. That’s what summer reads are about—the pleasure of the thing.

at home | eujacksonville.com | JULY 2008 15 dish update + events where to eat drink and be merry by erin thursby

If you’re out towards World Golf Village and you want to check out something new, try the 500 Mutton is over two years old. There’s a nebulous period between a year and muttonhood which South Restaurant inside the Renaissance Resort. For more info on this American grill-style restaurant is harder to classify. That doesn’t mean that meat providers don’t cheat a little, it’s just not legal visit WorldGolfRenaissance.com or call (904) 940-8623. under FDA labeling laws. If you’re looking for the good stuff, I hate to say this, but you’ll want to go For a cool, sweet and cheap treat go to one of Jacksonville’s Planet Smoothie locations on one towards New Zealand or Australian lamb. The taste is milder and much less likely to be gamy. You’ll of their 99-cent smoothie days. July 2nd they offer their Chocolate Chimp and August 6th they’ll be fi nd New Zealand chops at most Publix stores, but an imported leg of lamb is harder to fi nd. Costco serving up the Twig and Berries smoothie. Fast food can contribute to your sense of social consciousness. Chick-fi l-A on Roosevelt will be giving your $5 donation to the Roosevelt Square Kids Café Summer Meal Program, which provides a boxed lunch for a child in need. Your donation will also score you a free Chick-fi l-A sandwich, so you’ll have a full belly to go along with your good karma. ingredient secrets foodcentric events tomatoes sans salmonella American Pie Fourth Of July Celebration Friday, July 4 A Community wide event along the St. Johns River, with free children’s activities, food, arts & crafts, vendors, a parade, entertainment and a Fabulous Fireworks Display over the St. Johns River at dusk. There will also be a Pie Baking Contest, Pie Eating Contest and Pie Throwing Contest! Contests begin at 11am. 1701 Park Avenue, Moosehaven, Orange Park. Info: 904-264-0520 or orangepark4thofjuly. com

The True Cost of Food Monday, July 14 The Sierra Club Northeast Group will present part 2 of The True Cost of Food, a short humorous video on the true cost of food. There will also be short talks by local organic farmers from Down to Earth Gardens, and Ashlin Farms, a local natural beef farm. Sandi Newman from the Gleaner’s Net- work will also be there to talk about her work and other volunteers who glean food from fi elds to give to the poor. Lakewood Presbyterian Church, 2001 University Blvd, at 7 pm. Admission is free. For more information please contact Janet Larson at 247-1876.

drinkcentric events Zaitoon Grill (13475 Atlantic Blvd. 904-221-7066) will be holding a Wine Tasting Series on the fi rst Wednesday of each month from 6 pm to 8 pm. At Blue Bamboo (3820 Southside Blvd. 904-646-1478) they hold a wine tasting the fi rst Thurs- Dowless Blueberry Farm tomatoes day of each month. It’s $5 to taste, or free with dinner. Patrons can expect to taste at least four wines. With last month’s salmonella tomato scare, many locals are turning to the farmer’s mar- Apron’s Cooking School (inside Publix 10500 San Jose Blvd 904-262-4187) will be hosting a kets and locally grown produce. According to the FDA, Florida tomatoes have been outbreak- Great Wines Under $15 demo dinner on July 19th for just $45. Enjoy tapas style dishes, each paired free, so you’ll be safe if you choose tomatoes that are from our state. Luckily, Florida grows with an inexpensive but excellent wine: Lobster and Shrimp Ceviche-tinis with a Spicy Gazpacho about 90% of the tomatoes you’ll fi nd in the supermarket. Chaser; Focaccia Bites with Pancetta and Pecorino; Risotto Croquettes with Hot Cappicola Bechamel; Despite the fact that Florida wasn’t the source of the scare, they’ll be implementing new Baba Ghanouj (Eggplant and Tahini Puree); Fried Eggplant and Chiles with Yogurt and Garlic Sauce; rules so that they can track produce closely through codes that will let them follow every step Fried Pumpkin, Onion, and Dill Pancakes. All of the wines served will be available for purchase. of the process from seed purchase to produce delivery. This system will not only help the grow- ers track down problems, it will also help determine when they aren’t the source of the prob- lem. Because there was a two-week lag time between the start of the scare and when the FDA notable classes and demos for july cleared Florida tomatoes, the industry suffered greatly. When you’re out at a restaurant and you order something with tomatoes in it, ask the waiter where the tomatoes come from. The July calendar for the Apron’s Cooking School (inside Publix 10500 San Jose Blvd 904-262- A cooking temperature of 145 degrees Fahrenheit will kill salmonella but because most 4187) has plenty of 5 part classes geared towards kids and teens. Cost is from $150-$175 depend- tomatoes are served raw, you’ll want to make the right choice when you go to the supermarket ing on the series you sign them up for. or farmer’s market. The safest tomatoes are those that don’t have a deep stem hollow, such as Dennis Chan at Blue Bamboo (3820 Southside Blvd. 904-646-1478) will be teaching a cooking cherry or grape tomatoes. Tomatoes sold “on the vine,” with the stems still attached, are less class on Low Country South Carolina fare for July 12th and Caribbean on August 9th. Call to reserve likely to be carriers. Choose tomatoes without any cuts or signifi cant bruises, because these your spot! are also entry points for the bacteria. Don’t wash a whole batch in a tub of water, wash each tomato separately under cold run- dish q & a ning water. Never cut a tomato until you’ve washed it. Make sure that the tomatoes don’t come in contact with other raw foods. Use a fresh or washed cutting board and a different knife to cut Q: I have trouble fi nding good lamb here in the states. Can mutton be labeled as lamb? Be- your tomato. Also, make sure you wash your hands with soap and warm water before handling cause the lamb I’ve found tends to be tough and gamy. Is labeling mutton as lamb even LEGAL? and washing the tomato. A: Nope, it sure isn’t. Legally, lamb must be a certain age when it’s slaughtered (under a year).

16 JULY 2008 | eu jacksonville monthly | dish new french fl avor in the old town Bistro de Leon

by erin thursby

t. Augustine doesn’t lack dining options, but I was looking for something new. I found it in Bistro de Leon, a French S Bistro on Cathedral Place, just across the street from the square and within sight of the Bridge of Lions. It’s quite an improvement over what was there before- a doll shop that always used to creep me out with all those empty eyes staring at me as I wandered past. Now that they’ve redecorated the space and they serve outstanding French bistro fare, not only don’t I mind passing the place- I actually want to go in.

The walls are a warm coral pink color, simultaneously cheerful and inviting. The bric-a-brac and mixture in the center. The texture of the mozzarella mixture might take most diners by surprise, as décor has the effect of transporting you to a bistro in Southern France. Bistro de Leon exudes a vibe we’re used to a more solid mozzarella in American capreses. of relaxation and hominess, but still manages to be chic. The chicken tajine, gorgeously plated with a fl ower atop it, was my favorite out of the entrées If there’s a gene for cooking, it’s been passed on to French-born Chef Jean Stephane Poinard, I sampled. When I commented on the beauty of the plating, Chef Poinard replied “The feast begins a 5th generation chef. Not only is cooking in his blood, but he was actually baptized as a baby on a with the eyes.” Served on a golden bed of couscous, the fl avors and textures popped on my palate, restaurant table. He and his family came to America to bring French cuisine and dining to the First each note of fl avor separate and distinct, but still contributing to the whole dish. I was wowed by Coast. They wanted the weather of Florida, but they also didn’t want a vast change from home. St. the incredible locally grown carrots and I reveled in the slices of candied lemon and tasty turnips. Augustine, which has long attracted Europeans, had the correct blend of Old World charm and New The chef defi nitively took chicken from a pedestrian, fall-back menu selection to a thing of art. Moist World culture for the Poinard family. chicken like this should never be underrated. I haven’t tried the duck, but if the Bistro’s treatment of Diners will often see Chef Poinard’s wife Valerie serving in the dining area. Her background as a other poultry is any indication, it will be the next thing I try. vintner in France certainly infl uences the selection of vino on the restaurant’s wine list. France, Chile Fish lovers should order the fi sh kabab. Featuring a half-pound of fresh fi sh served with a and California are the predominant areas. Wines by the glass range from $5 to $12 and from $ 21 to simple saffron and garlic aioli. The two fi sh selections (which I haven’t sampled- yet) is a fi sh $39 if you’re buying a bottle. Other beverages include beer and soft drink selections. quenelle souffl é with blue crab meat, cooked in a lobster bisque and a St. Augustine Bouillabaisse. The bistro does a brisk business on weekend mornings. Patrons order fresh-pressed orange Fans of lamb may want to try the leg of lamb, which is cooked seven hours with Provencal spices. A juice, illy coffee and the delightful fruit tarts from their display case. When ordering lunch or dinner skirt steak with carmelized shallots is the other red meat option. you’ll have two options: go with the 3-course prixe fi xe meal created daily by the chef or order from Their dessert case will certainly attract you the moment you walk in the door. Plenty of people the regular menu. The most French experience is the 3-course chef’s choice. In France, diners will stop in just for a little indulgence at the bistro, sitting and drinking coffee as they share a dessert. often depend upon the chef to choose what they will most enjoy. Making the three course choice is Their rich lava cake has already made a name for itself in St. Augustine. I loved the contrast in fl avors an exceptional deal at just over $20. Customers also have the option go a little lighter and slightly between the fruit, the homemade ice cream and the chocolate. Bouncing from one to the other on cheaper by ordering just the entrée and dessert or just the appetizer and dessert. the plate ensured that my palate never tired and I was always ready for another bite. The dessert was Pricing for a full meal is just a few dollars more than you’d pay at one of the big box casual another example of what Bistro de Leon does so well; they let individual fl avors stand on their own, chains, but of course you get fresher and far more palatable food. Entrées on the regular menu go while contributing to the overall experience of the dish- rather like a clarinet solo in the midst of an from about $13 to $20. The bread is baguette perfection, crisp around the edges and soft in the orchestral piece. center. They make the bread daily and it’s become popular with the locals, who pick up a loaf on If you plan to stop in at the Bistro during a jaunt down to St. Augustine, do be aware that they their way home from work. are closed on Wednesdays. This won’t be a problem for most Jacksonvillians, since we tend to go to First and foremost, fresh and local ingredients are the key to the amazing tastes you’ll fi nd St. Augustine on the weekends. on your plate. They go to the market throughout the week to ensure that freshness. A few things, such as the goat cheese used in their goat cheese terrine, are imported, but most of the greens and veggies come from local markets and providers. Bistro de Leon The goat cheese terrine’s intensity and complexity of fl avor, enhanced by the addition of strips of bell peppers, is balanced by a spring mix salad topped with a hazelnut dressing. The tomato 12 Cathedral Place, St. Augustine, FL caprese appetizer has a rather unique presentation. Instead of stacking tomato and mozzarella, the (904) 810-2100 chef blanches a tomato briefl y, removes the skin and hollows the tomato out, placing a mozzarella { } dish | eujacksonville.com | JULY 2008 17 Listing Provided by Jax4Kids, check jax4kids.com for the what, where and when on kids. ship Fountain. What to bring: camera, binoculars, and a positive attitude. Light July 2 Family Fun Hour Story and Craft The GTM Research Reserve’s Family Fun Hour will snacks and water provided. Leave toys be held from 10 am to 11 am and will feature Suzanne Tate’s book “Mary the Manatee.” The and video games at home, please. Attire: story will be followed by a manatee craft activity for participants to take home. Participation comfortable, weather-apprpriate cloth- is free, but registration required by contacting the GTM Research Reserve. All materials for ing. Email name and contact information the event will be supplied. Guana Reserve, 505 Guana River Road, Ponte Vedra Beach Info: with number of participants to Outreach (904) 823-4500 or gtmnerr.org Coordinator Danielle Dolan. Cost: $25 per family (2 to 5 participants; for larger July 3 Jax Suns vs. Carolina Baseball Pre-Independence Day Celebration and Mr. Bragan’s groups please contact Danielle).St. Johns Birthday! Come get ready for the 4th of July with the biggest fi reworks show EVER at the Riverkeeper Info: stjohnsriverkeeper.org Baseball Grounds! Plus, celebrate Suns owner Peter Bragan Sr.’s 85th Birthday! Ticket prices start at $5.50. Baseball Grounds of Jacksonville, 301 A. Philip Randolph Boulevard Info: 358- July 12 – 13 Buckler’s Craft Fair Craft- 2846 or jacksonville.suns.milb.com speople from across the country will be exhibiting and selling art, furniture, toys, July 4 Family Freedom Fest JaxParks’ annual Independance Day celebration with activities, dolls, bears, Christmas items and more. crafts and entertainment for children 12 and under. Activities include cookie walk, musical Children and strollers are welcomed. $5 chairs, bean bag toss, water bucket relay, balloon toss and more! Kids Kampus, 1410 Gator per person, Children 12 and under free Bowl Boulevard Info: 630-4100 or coj.net (one paid admission good both days with handstamp). Saturday - 10am to 5pm July 8 - 9 The Backyardigans Live! The Tale of the Mighty Knights! The Backyardigans and Sunday - 10am to 4pm. Jacksonville perform live at the Times-Union Center Tuesday July 8 at 7pm and Wednesday July 9 at Fairgrounds Info: bpcraftfairs.com 10:30 am and 7 pm. (Read EU’s interview with a cast member from Backyardigans in this month’s issue.) Times-Union Center Info: 354-5547 or artistseries.fccj.org July 12 Tonca’s Birthday Help MOSH throw a blow-out birthday bash for its july family events july family events July 11 Spiders! See and learn more about these ancient beloved 110-pound alligator snapping yet misunderstood arachnids. Discover the benefi ts of turtle, Tonca. Activities, which will take coexisting with native spiders of Northeast Florida and place between 10am and 2pm, include how to identify those that are more hazardous. Living and Tonca’s annual weigh-in, party games, non-living specimens will be presented. This pro- and a birthday cake, of course! MOSH gram is for all ages. Meet inside Info: 396-7062 or themosh.org the education center. Cast- The Greater Jacksonville Kingfi sh Tournament is July 23 – 26. away Island Preserve, 2885 July 17 Beach Walk and Talk Guided San Pablo Road S (On Friday, tour through this beautiful oceanfront park which is part of the Great Florida Birding Trail. Dress for the July 18 learn about Spiders weather and location. Use sunscreen and insect repellant, and bring water and binoculars if you have them. at the education center at The program is for all ages, but some of the terrain makes it inappropriate for strollers. Meet at the camp- Camp Milton Historic Preserve, ground store inside the park. There is a park admission fee of $.50 per person required enter the park. 1175 Halsema Road N.) Info: Huguenot Memorial Park, 10980 Heckscher Drive (On July 21 enjoy the Beach Walk and Talk at Hanna 630-CITY or coj.net. Park, 500 Wonderwood Drive. There is a $3 park admission fee per vehicle for up to six occupants, plus $1 per each additional person) Info: 573-4918 or coj.net July 12 Breakfast with Spongebob Squarepants Join Spongebob Squarepants for a breakfast buffet at Adven- July 19 Day of Total Luna-See This celebration of the Moon will include lunar documentaries, planetarium ture Landing. Breakfast will be followed in the park by a programs and space-themed crafts. MOSH Info: 396-7062 or themosh.org FREE Meet and Greet. Reservations are required. Breakfast Buffet: $9.99 per person. Breakfast Buffet plus 1 attraction: July 20 Razzle Dazzle Princess Girl Book Signing Is your daughter a razzle, dazzle, princess girl? $12.99 per person. Adventure Landing, Jax Beach, Info: Children’s author Heidi Cook will be signing her book Razzle, Dazzle Princess Girl at Barnes and Noble. Two 246-4386 or adventurelanding.com Jaguar cheerleaders will perform cheers and sign posters and there will be a special story time. Razzle dazzle necklaces will come with the purchase of the book (while supplies last). Barnes and Noble, 10280 July 12 Family River Ride Families are invited to take a Midtown Parkwa Info: 928-2027 or heidicook.com ride on the Water Taxi. Activities are geared for ages 8 and up, but all ages are welcome. Learn about local history and July 21-25 The Limelight Theatre’s Let’s Pretend Mini Camp Let’s Pretend Mini Camp is for students ecology, and have fun with hand-on activities! River Ride departs from Friend- K-2nd to get a “taste” of theatre by playing simple games, learning songs and poems and creating a spe- cial world to perform and play in. Camp runs July 21-25, M, W, and F 10:00AM -12:00PM, tuition is $75. *Class limited to 12 students. Limelight Theatre, 11 Old Mission Ave., St. Augustine. Info: 825-1164 or Limelight-Theatre.org

July 23 – 26 Greater Jacksonville Kingfi sh Tournament 28th Annual Greater Jacksonville Kingfi sh Tour- nament featuring a Kid Zone with age appropriate activities, food, music, live entertainment and more. Free. Sisters Creek Park on Heckscher at the Intracoastal Waterway. Junior Angler Tournament will take place on Wed., July 23. The Jr. Angler Tournament promotes the participation of youthful fi shermen in a sporting event which encourages conservation of marine life and awareness of the necessity to protect our natural resources. The Registration fee is $10. Registration ends at 7:30pm on Tuesday July 22. The Boat Captain must be registered in the General Tournament to participate in the Jr. Angler Tournament. Info: kingfi shtour- nament.com

July 25 Movies in the Park JaxParks presents Movies in the Park with a free showing of The Bee Movie, rated PG. Movie starts at dusk. Bring your blankets, lawn chairs, and picnic baskets and enjoy a family movie. Concessions will also be available for sale. Memorial Park, 1620 Riverside Avenue Info: 630-4100 or coj.net

July 26 – 27 First Coast Pride Festival This great family-oriented outdoor event will not only include, fun, food and games but also a children’s play area and a vendor marketplace for sponsors, merchandise and arts and crafts. New this year, the First Coast Pride Festival will feature a Pet Parade on Sunday, July 27. Of course, continuous live entertainment can be enjoyed by all from the MERGE Main Stage from 12 pm to 6 pm daily, including local, regional and national artists. Historic Riverside Park - 12 pm to 6 pm Daily. The First Coast Pride Parade on Saturday, July 26 - 7 pm, will begin in the Historic Avondale district and weave its way nearly 3 miles into Historic Riverside and end amongst the midst of the First Coast Pride Block Party in Historic 5 Points (6 pm to 10 pm). Then adults can enjoy the MOSAIC High Energy Diversity Dance Party on Saturday, July 26 - 9:30 pm to 3:00 am, Historic 5 Points Theatre. Info: (888) 411-OITC or myoitc.com/pridefest.

18 JULY 2008 | eu jacksonville monthly | family tween thing

The Children’s and Teen Departments at the Main Library invites tweens ages 10 to 14 to a variety of cool summer activities. They can spend their days learning many things, from creating altered books, redesigning fl ip-fl ops to enjoying an end of summer slumber party. There is plenty to keep them busy and to get their creative juices fl owing. Pre-registration is appreciated. Most of the supplies will be provided for some of the activities. Every Thursday at 2 pm, through August 14 at the Children’s and Teen Departments at the Main Library. For additional information contact: Marie Myers (Children’s Dept.) at 630-2417 or Mia Clark (Teen Dept.) at 630-0673.

July 3 Flip-Flops Can’t imagine summertime without a trusted pair of fabulous fl ops? Go custom this year by adding oh-so-special decorative pretties to make an unforgettable specialized pair this season.

July 10 Altered Books Ever wanted to turn notes and doodles in a favorite book into art? Learn preschool medieval musical cool techniques to alter books into works of art that you can use for journals, gifts or even as art on interview with Backyardigans Live! star Walter Kemp II display. by kellie abrahamson July 17 Glamour-bombing Sounds cool, but what is it exactly? Come and fi nd out! It can be just about anything, one thing’s for sure; it will be very interesting….. There are very few shows my kids watch that I actually enjoy too. Nickelodeon’s Backyar- digans is one of them. The series is about a group of adorable animal friends who go on ad- ventures of the imagination while playing in their backyards. The thing that separates this show July 24 Pilates Do your body good! Learn to lengthen, strengthen and energize your core with an from all the others is how they incorporate a different musical style into each episode, exposing introduction to basic Pilates. Bring a mat, a towel and some agua, for sure. kids to a wide variety of music in any given week. So when I heard the Backyardigans had a live show and it was coming to Jacksonville I had to fi nd out more. Walter Kemp II, one of the lead July 31 Henna Think the Mehndi tradition of adorning your beautiful body with natural plant dyes is actors in the show, was kind enough to speak with EU about the production. groovy? Get hands-on experience and learn about the history, materials and techniques used to cre- The plot of the live show will be a familiar one to fans of the series. Based on the hour-long ate beautiful lasting designs. movie Tale of the Mighty Knights, which originally aired on primetime back in January, this me- dieval musical has knights Tyrone and Uniqua looking after an egg for King Pablo. At fi rst disap- Aug. 7 Karaoke Got an itch to perform for the masses or not-so-masses? Get your 15 minutes pointed with egg-sitting duty, the two knights end up going on the adventure of their lives when of fame (or more), and root others on while you’re at it. Have a blast singing along to your favorite the egg, ready to hatch, rolls out of the palace and puts itself in perilous positions. Along the tunes in public! way, the egg and the knights meet Austin the Grabbin’ Goblin and Tasha the Flighty Fairy, who each want the egg for themselves. Their journey takes them all the way to the top of Dragon Aug. 14 Big Tween Thing Finale Slumber Party- It’s Slumber Party time! Pajamas and slippers are Mountain where the Backyardigans need a little extra help from the audience to complete their not required, though they are welcome. Come hang out and have a super slumber fun time listening mission. and even swapping favorite songs, movies and books. Enjoy some delicious treats and good times. Kemp, a 21-year-old actor from Miami, wasn’t too familiar with the popular children’s They will also learn how to pamper themselves with at home spa treatments. series so he enlisted the help of an expert: his 8-year-old nephew. “My nephew really inspired me to audition and actually become familiar with the character Tyrone,” Kemp said. “He told me all about [the show] and he told me which channel it came on and what time and I started to watch it a little bit closer and I was like ‘OK, I guess I can audition’.” Kemp landed the role of Tyrone, an orange moose who has been in nearly every episode of the television series and has a central role on the stage version. Of his antlered alter-ego, Kemp has the highest of praise. “I’m so happy that I have the opportunity to play Tyrone because that was the character I actually wanted to play… He’s actually very strong and very intelligent and very bright… He’s a young moose but he has so much personality and character to him as well.” The storyline is recycled from the TV show but audiences will notice some changes. There are new songs in the play and plenty of audience participation, something you certainly don’t get when simply viewing the show on the small screen. The main difference, though, is the faces of these beloved characters will be nowhere to be found. Instead of having the actors attempt to sing and dance while wearing huge heads, the show’s creators decided to make costumes that have the actors’ faces revealed. While it may seem like kids will have a hard time with this concept, Kemp says that’s rarely an issue. “I feel like all of us, everyone who’s created these characters, there’s a part of us that are these characters. So the kids, they believe [in] us,” Kemp explained. “When we come out and we have these costumes on but our faces are shown, they believe us. They respond very well. They always are excited to see us. I’ve had kids come up to me and say ‘Tyrone, you’re my best friend’.” For Kemp it’s reactions like those and the immediate response of a live audience that makes it all worthwhile. “I just love performing. That’s all I’ve ever wanted to do,” he said. “The best part of my job is being able to do exactly what I love to do and have people in the audi- ence enjoy it and give me feedback about it. It feels so good to look out into the audience and see parents and children really enjoying something that you enjoy doing so much. It’s how you share your love with the world.” FCCJ Artist Series brings The Backyardigans Live! Tale of the Mighty Knights show to the Times-Union Center July 8th and 9th for three shows only. Tickets range in price from $21.50 to $41.50. For more information, visit artistseries.fccj.org or call (904) 632-3373.

family | eujacksonville.com | JULY 2008 19 surviving summer tv what’s on and what’s worth watching

ummer is upon us and as usual TV Land is a littered with crappy reality shows and reruns. With all of the regular season shows wrapped until fall, fans are left wandering S in this wasteland, fl ipping through the channels, hoping to fi nd a shining beacon of television goodness to tide them over until real TV comes back. Fear not, brothers and sisters: decent shows are out there! Get you TiVo remote ready and read on... by kellie abrahamson new shows fame, the series has both familiar faces and an interesting premise. See if it’s your cup of tea on I Survived a Japanese Game Show (ABC) Fridays at 10 beginning July 11th. Since discovering Ninja Warrior and Unbeatable Banzuke on G4, not to mention crazy clips on The Baby Borrowers (NBC) YouTube, I have a serious soft spot for Japanese Based on a British program, this reality show game shows. I must not be the only one be- tests the relationships of fi ve diverse teen cause ABC sent 10 Americans to Japan to com- couples by challenging them to parent babies, pete on one of these crazy shows. I Survived a toddlers, preteens, teens and even seniors. Japanese Game Show looks like it could be the Despite the ick factor of passing out impres- one of the only new reality show worth watching sionable young minds to irresponsible teens, The Baby Borrowers this summer. See for yourself Tuesdays at 9 pm. the show will probably pique the curiosity of the same folks who watched Kid Nation last sum- characters are snarky and sarcastic, particularly the fi rst Kaitlin Cooper on The O.C.) discovers Swingtown (CBS) mer. Check it out Wednesdays at 8 pm. the lead, played by Mary McCormack, and those that she’s pregnant. We can only hope that cre- It’s not for everybody but CBS’s new series quips make for really entertaining viewing when ator Brenda Hampton puts her well-honed fam- Swingtown is well worth checking out mainly Fear Itself (NBC) compared to the usually grim situations found in ily-drama skills (7th Heaven) to good use during because it’s one of the only new scripted shows If you dig the macabre, NBC has the show for these types of dramas. In Plain Sight is on at 10 this series. Casting ‘80s teen idol Molly Ring- on network TV for the next four months. The you. Fear Itself is a series of twisted tales each pm on Sundays. wald should help too. See it Tuesdays at 8 pm. series is set in the 70s and centers on a nice, directed by a different horror fi lmmaker including normal couple who moves into a new house and John Landis (An American Werewolf in London), The Middleman (ABC Family) Charlie Jade (Sci Fi) makes friends (in more ways than one) with the Darren Bousman (Saw II, III and IV) and Ronny The Middleman is a quirky new series that is This Canadian import follows a PI through three swingers across the street. Swingtown is ok but Yu (Bride of Chucky). Admittedly none of the sure to have a love/hate relationship with view- parallel universes: future earth (if we continue on so far it’s relied too much on having an “edgy” installments that have aired so far have been ers. Based on a comic book series, the show our global-warming-leading path), present earth premise and not enough on plot and character the least bit scary, but the creepy factor is high, is about struggling artist who is recruited by a and the pristine world that could have been. The development. It probably won’t last past sum- especially for network TV so that’s something. secret agency to fi ght evil forces. On the one latter dimension is unexposed to explosions, mer, but it does have a trashy romance novel See Fear Itself at 10 pm on Thursdays. hand the show is fresh, smart and full of rapid- terror, confl ict ... and Al Gore’s PowerPoint pre- appeal that makes for good guilty pleasure view- fi re banter. On the other hand it’s on ABC Family sentation. Check it out Fridays at 8 pm. ing. Check it out on Thursdays at 10 pm. In Plain Sight (USA) and apparently has a $25 special effects budget With In Plain Sight TV is offi cially covering ev- if the monsters that appeared in the pilot episode Secret Diary Of A Call Girl (Showtime) Flashpoint (CBS) ery branch on law enforcement in the US. This are any indication. Either way, the series is one Based on the bestselling real-life diaries, Secret CBS has another drama worth checking out this show centers on the ups and downs of Mary of the more promising offerings this summer so stars Billie Piper (Doctor Who) as Hannah, legal summer. Flashpoint takes a look at the lives of Shannon, a US Marshall who puts people in be sure to check it out on Mondays at 8 pm. secretary by day, upscale escort by night. Inevi- a group of cops in the Strategic Response Unit, the witness protection program and does her tably, her dual lives start to collide. Convinced a team that rescues hostages, busts gangs, best to keep them hidden and alive. The series Secret Life of an American Teenager (ABC that this Brit import will be a huge hit, Showtime defuses bombs, climbs the sides of buildings is different from shows like Law & Order and Family) has already committed to 12 more episodes and talks down suicidal teens. Starring Enrico Without a Trace in that it’s rather lighthearted Relationships between families and friends are after it airs the fi rst season’s eight. The show Colantoni of Veronica Mars and Just Shoot Me! and written well enough to get away with it. The strained when teenaged Amy (Shailene Woodley, airs Mondays at 10:30 pm.

returning shows at 9 pm), The Bill Engvall Show (Thursdays at 9 Sci-Fi: Stargate Atlantis (Premieres July 11th pm), My Boys (Thursdays at 9:30 pm) at 10 pm), Eureka (Premieres July 29th at 9 Summer also means the return of some of your old favorites. pm) Here’s what’s on: USA: Burn Notice (Thursdays at 10 pm), Monk (Fridays at 9 pm), Psych (Fridays at 10 pm), Law Bravo: Flipping Out (Tuesdays at 10 pm), My ABC: The Bachelorette (Mondays at 8 pm), (Thursdays at 9pm) & Order: Criminal Intent (Sundays at 9 pm) Life on the D-List (Thursdays at 9 pm), Project: The Mole (Mondays at 10 pm) Runway (Premieres July 16th at 9 pm) NBC: American Gladiators (Monday at 8 Showtime: Weeds (Mondays at 10 pm) CBS: Big Brother (Tuesdays at 9 pm, pm),America’s Got Talent (Tuesdays at 9 pm), TNT: The Closer (Premieres July 14th at 9 pm), Wednesdays at 8 pm and Sundays at 8 pm) Last Comic Standing (Thursdays at 9 pm) FX: Rescue Me (Tuesday at 10pm) Saving Grace (Premieres July 14th at 10 pm)

Fox: So You Think You Can Dance TBS: Tyler Perry’s House of Payne (Wednesdays Lifetime: Army Wives (Sundays at 10 pm) AMC: Mad Men (Premieres July 27th at 10 pm)

20 JULY 2008 | eu jacksonville monthly | family promotermouth

Promoting Music in North Florida

hen you fi nd out that Bruce Springsteen is coming to town and you know that you have some paid time off saved up, what do you do? If you’re like most of WJacksonville, you race to be the fi rst to put in your request with the boss and buy your tickets online to see The Boss. You rush home to tell your wife you fi nally have an excuse to break out those old mechanic uniform shirts from a Springsteen tour circa the mid-eighties (Springsteen is coming on August 15th). But if you’re a music lover like Tim Hall, you go to a Jacksonville Suns game when you get a minute. That doesn’t mean fans of The Boss are bigger music lovers than Tim Hall, it means that Tim Hall’s boss is the live music industry, and a night off means anything but live music. Fortunately for the musicians and concertgoers in town, Hall doesn’t get many nights off. by jon bosworth

If you’ve ever caught a Dinosaur Jr, Derek Trucks, or a Mofro concert at Freebird, Hall booked and promoted that show. If you ever went to see a co-worker’s band or a hip indie rock band at Jack Rabbits, Hall booked and promoted that show. Hall is one of the busiest concert promoters in North Florida and he is responsible for a majority of the live acts that come through town. He also sometimes books other local venues, including the Florida Theatre, Plush, Fuel, Eclipse and even sometimes the St. Augustine Amphi- theatre (not to mention the Talleyrand Music and Art Festival). photo: DanielGoncalves.com “I did always have an obsession with music and knew that I wanted to work somehow in the music business… I always just wanted to be a radio DJ, but I am glad now that life took me on a different path,” says Hall. a little blues and folk thrown in, so people trust Café Eleven in a way they might not trust Jack Rabbits. Often when you go to see a concert, all you consider is your own experience, but there are many “We have developed a good reputation for being selective. I try to seek out the best acts for the facili- very important people that have to live here locally and act as a liaison between the superstars on stage ties I book. I have to be proactive. I can’t wait for people to come to us. A lot of times Northeast Florida will and the yokels that love them so much. When you walk away from a venue complaining about the smoke get skipped. We have to convince agents why it is a worthy stop,” says Dettra. or the service, you may think you are the person that is too picky for the experience, but on the other side In Jacksonville, the hot new original modern rock bands that are emerging play at TSI, and TSI’s of that stage promoters like Hall are listening to the prima donna you went to see complaining that their crowd knows they can trust TSI to satisfy their hunger for cutting edge music. TSI (does not actually stand mineral water wasn’t tepid enough. for Teen Sex Industries) Discotheque is a club downtown that has earned its reputation as a hipster joint “Craziest [request I’ve ever gotten from an artist]? It’s hard for me to identify the king of the hill - let’s through their local DJs playing the freshest and hippest indie music. Adding to their legacy, Brendon Clark just say that things have run the gamut - from hermaphrodites to hemorrhoids, and all points in between,” has been booking acts at TSI that most local promoters are overlooking. Their roster has included many says Tib Miller. Miller books many of the American roots music shows that are staged at the Florida The- international acts, including Bonde Do Role from Brazil, as well as breaking some of the local bands that atre. “The Florida Theatre is really my home. Actually, I live in the basement,” Miller jokes. have been making press lately, most notably Black Kids. In fact Clark was instrumental in the success of Whereas Hall books “99% original live music with no preference on genre,” Miller only books acts Black Kids by exposing them to the Athens Pop Fest. that he personally likes under his moniker of Flying Saucer Productions. In the past year he has brought Here is a local band that has gotten little to no recognition from the established music scene for Emmylou Harris, Junior Brown, The B-52s, a number of blues legends (including Sun Ra) and dozens of several years, but suddenly Rolling Stone and Pitchfork Media are hailing them as a harbinger of things other shows. On August 7th he is bringing Wilco to the Florida Theatre. to come. Have they played Jack Rabbits? Absolutely. Have they played Café Eleven in St. Augustine? So why haven’t Radiohead or the Flaming Lips come to Jacksonville yet? Because Jacksonville hasn’t Without a doubt. But none of these entities knew that they were going to break in a national way, and Black proven to be a market that can support shows of that size, but as we grow Hall sees the music scene Kids themselves would tell you; that isn’t Jacksonville’s fault. Who could’ve known? They weren’t exactly changing and his line of work getting more and more crowded. So we may be getting closer to cool city Lynyrd Skynyrd. But they did play a pretty hot set at Burrito Gallery during an ArtWalk last year. It was the status, but we have one unlikely thing working against us. Bands don’t like Florida. sort of show that could inspire a concertgoer to become a concert promoter to proliferate the cathartic “Industry wide, Florida is considered a very very undesirable state to visit for touring bands,” says experience of live music. Hall. Not only is Florida the veritable penis of the continental United States, it also happens to be an un- “I actually was a photographer for a small fanzine called Absolute Reality in Southern California. They rewarding place for most bands to play. When you’re Radiohead, you might be able to sell out a Florida sent me out to see this band called The Silent Treatment. I was very very impressed with the band and did venue or two, but when you’re the Flaming Lips, you’re likely to sell out three days in a row in Los Angeles an interview with them and found out they didn’t have a manager, so I volunteered to be their manager and before you sell out a single day in Tampa. It isn’t necessary for most bands to play North Florida. It’s up to moved to San Diego from Orange County. I booked them as their manager and in turn met many of their the Tim Halls, Tib Millers and Ryan Dettras to bring the band here and make it worth their while. friends, bands like The Cry, Baba Yaga, and Bad Radio (Eddie Vedder’s San Diego Band). I lined up shows “Florida is a tough market. It is a long drive and the crowds are generally less than other states. They with the four bands in all kinds of different spaces, we basically would fi nd dance clubs or restaurants and just need to have a good experience and spread the word that Florida is a great place,” says Dettra. fi gure out a slow night and we would move the tables and set up the bands on the fl oor in the corner and Ryan Dettra is the man that books live acts at the St. Augustine Amphitheatre and Café Eleven in St. do a show,” says Hall. Augustine Beach, as well as the St. Johns County Fairgrounds and The Alcazar when he is able. It’s hard to Hall’s club was part of the inspiration for Dettra’s club. “I went to Jack Rabbits to see a show. I can’t remember what the live music scene in St. Augustine was before Dettra. He opened the beachside bistro, remember exactly when, but they were a new venue. It was my fi rst time there and I can’t even remember Café Eleven, after graduating from Flagler and made it into a thriving rock club by consistently booking the band we went to see. All I remember was the opening band. There were less than 10 people in the top-quality shows. He was able to get hip bands through town that wouldn’t stop in Jacksonville because room when we arrived. The opening band, The Mercury Program, exploded with instrumental music that he could feed them great food and put them up in a hotel near the beach. echoed, reverberated, swelled and receded. It was a different experience than any concert I had been to Before long, he was hired to bring larger acts into the new St. Augustine Amphitheatre while still before. The songs fl owed into each other, each with a unique power. After their set I couldn’t stop thinking booking his own Café Eleven. As the St. Augustine Amphitheatre gains popularity (Jordin Sparks and Mod- that more people need to see and experience this! When I opened Café Eleven the Mercury Program was est Mouse played there in June) the question is: will Jacksonville start to lose acts to St. Augustine? one of the 1st bands I booked,” says Dettra. Last year Vampire Weekend played at Jack Rabbits and commented about their unfavorable experi- And so a passion for music has passed this torch on and no one is really raking in the big dollars, but ence in Jacksonville on NPR. Just last month Vampire Weekend played to a sold out crowd at Café Eleven. they are paying it forward. Putting on great shows so that the next kid can be inspired to pursue this same That’s largely due to their turn in popularity in the interim months, wherein they played on several late night noble task. The next time you go to see a show, don’t forget to thank the people you never saw put all of network television shows. But why weren’t the kids that were “on the pulse” at the Jack Rabbits show in the pieces together. There are people that are poised to make a gamble on the shows they bring here. Their Jacksonville? bet is that you will either see a fantastic new band and it will change your life, or you will have had a good Jack Rabbits will book anyone that will draw a crowd, so the venue’s crowd is completely different time, shared a space with some ridiculously famous performer, and gotten that last chance to wear your every night. One night will be P.M. Dawn and the next will be X Sister Z. You can’t count on a consistent Born in the USA tour shirt out of the house. experience from Jack Rabbits (but the sound system is regularly among the best in town). You don’t count “There isn’t anything easy about being a concert promoter. You have to be passionate about it. It will on Jack Rabbits to show you music you’ll like. If you’re a blues fan and there’s a metal band on stage, that wear you out and stress you out. There is a lot of risk with very little reward,” says Dettra, a sentiment that can be uncomfortable. Clubs like Café Eleven maintain a consistent style, booking mostly indie bands with seems to be echoed by Hall and Miller.

music | eujacksonville.com | JULY 2008 21 guest Ali Eskandarian. Tickets: $25/advance, featured music events $30/day of show. Freebird Live, 246-BIRD

JULY 5 Old Crow Medicine Show Old Crow Medicine Show is a fi ve-piece rollicking, punkifi ed old-time acoustic band. They bring it all together to play songs from some of the earliest traditions of American music- tunes from jug bands and traveling shows, back porches and dance halls, southern Appalachian string music and Memphis blues. Chuck Ragan and Austin Lucas will also perform. Tickets: $10-$20. St. Augustine Amphi- theater, 461-0119

OLD CROW MEDICINE SHOW will be at the JULY 6 Wayne Youngblood benefi t Christian mu- St. Augstine Amphitheatre July 5 sician Wayne Youngblood has been battling can- cer in one form or another for the past two years. JULY 1 Tom Waits Singer, songwriter, composer, actor; Tom Waits does it all. The In order to help out with his medical expenses modern-day Renaissance man is on the road in both the US and the UK for the “Glitter some of his fellow musicians are coming together and Doom Tour” and will perform in Jacksonville this month. Tickets: $85. Times-Union for a special benefi t concert. Dick Broyles, Kenny GUITAR SHORTY will be at Mojo Kitchen on July 11 Center- Moran Theater, 353-3309 Hill, Crossroads, Tim Pruitt and Brad King are just a few of the talented musicians you’ll see at this JULY 2 Très Bien / Mumpsy Clearwater’s retro pop foursome Très Bien made it all the show. Overtime Sports Bar, 291-4615

july music events way to the top six on Fox’s show The Next Great American Band. It’s our opinion they were robbed, but the loss hasn’t slowed them down any. The band comes to TSI on July JULY 11 Guitar Shorty Guitarist/vocalist and blues legend Guitar Shorty is among the top-selling re- 2nd with Orlando indie-poppers Mumpsy. TSI, 424-3531 cording artists in the blues world. Credited with infl uencing both Jimi Hendrix and Buddy Guy, Shorty has been electrifying audiences for fi ve decades with his supercharged live shows and recordings. He JULY 3 Bo Bice American Idol runner-up Bo Bice is making the rounds in support of his continues the trend this month when he performs at Mojo Kitchen in Jax Beach. Tickets: $12. Mojo most recent record See the Light. Bice will be performing in Jacksonville at Freebird Live Kitchen, 247-6636 on July 3rd. SyncLive.com will be on hand to bring the show to fans live via webcast so be sure to make lots of noise for the folks stuck watching at home! Flat Black will also JULY 12 Badlands Trio Local boys Badlands Trio take to the 9th & Main stage on July 12th. The excep- perform. Tickets: $20. Freebird Live, 246-BIRD tionally talented three-piece will be unveiling their self-titled debut album so be sure to head out and show you’re your support. Read interview in this issue of EU. Tickets: $5. 9th & Main, 353-6002 Jeff Black Jeff Black might be called a “songwriter’s songwriter.” His songs have been recorded by artists like Waylon Jennings, BlackHawk and Sam Bush, but he also started writing songs so that he would have something to perform. Black’s most recent album, Tin Lily, has been laud- ed by critics and audiences alike. See him at European Street on July 3rd. Tickets: $10. European Street Listening Room, 399-1740

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22 JULY 2008 | eu jacksonville monthly | music down when they play the Arena on the 22nd. Tickets: $48.50-$68.50. Jack- BROOKS & DUNN will be sonville Veterans Memorial Arena, 630-3998 playing at the Jacksovnille Arena on July 27th JULY 23 Tilly and the Wall Omaha-based fi ve-piece Tilly and the Wall are touring in support of their third album, O, release just last month. The band, best known for its distinctive bodily percussion, is a real treat to watch live given their unique sound, rich lyrics and classic sing-along anthems. See them live on the 23rd with The Ruby Suns. Tickets: $12/ad- vance, $15/day of show. Jack Rabbits, 398-7496

JULY 25 Frankie Beverly / Maze / Keith Sweat Jacksonville gets a little bit of soul on July 25th when Frankie Beverly, Maze and Keith Sweat roll into town. This trio of talented acts has multiple awards and number one albums under their belts, making this show a must-see for fans of the slow jam. Tickets: $39.50-$68.50. Jacksonville Veterans Memorial Arena, 630- 3998 JULY 13 Summer Jazz - Urban Jazz Coalition / Nelson Rangell Jack- sonville Beach’s annual free concert series Cool Sounds of Hot Summer JULY 26 Nicole Hart and the NRG Band Nicole Hart expertly blends Nights continues on July 13th. First up is the Urban Jazz Coalition, an blues, R&B, funk and soul to create music that is both powerful and intoxi- Ohio-based act that produces superb soul orientated jazz. The evening cating. The Atlanta native is renowned for her electrifying stage presence concludes with a performance by Denver saxophonist Nelson Rangell. Sea and impressive resume, which includes working with a variety of music Walk Pavilion, 247-6100 greats such as Harry Belafonte, Billy Joel and Michael Bolton. See her live at Mojo Kitchen on the 26th. Tickets: $10. Mojo Kitchen, 247-6636 JULY 18 Kansas Kansas, the band behind hits like ‘Carry On Wayward Son’ and ‘Dust in the Wind,’ is coming to Jacksonville on July 18th. The classic rock mainstays have been around for more than three decades and are still making new music to this day. See them at the Jacksonville Land- ing absolutely free. Jacksonville Landing, 353-1188

JULY 18 Blueground Undergrass / Col Bruce and Quark Alliance Blue- ground Undergrass have developed a solid reputation and nationwide fol- lowing by playing its multi-faceted music mix across the country. The band has always been known for its exciting live shows and eclectic arrange- ments of various roots music styles, along with rock. They’ll play at the Freebird on July 18th and will be joined by the Atlanta jamband Col Bruce and Quark Alliance. Tickets: $10. Freebird Live, 246-BIRD

JULY 22 Foreigner / Bryan Adams Rock veterans Foreigner and Bryan THE FLOBOTS will be at Jack Rabbits on July 31st Adams have joined forces to bring fans one of the most hotly anticipated concerts of the summer. With a slew of number one songs and albums JULY 26 MOSAIC High Energy Diversity Dance Party The Historic 5 between them, these legendary musicians are sure to bring the house Points Theatre will transform into a lively backdrop for the fi rst coast’s hippest evening. High energy dancing, cocktails and rotating DJ’s highlight this enthusiastic celebration of equality for all people. Historic 5 Points Theatre- 9:30 pm to 3 am

JULY 27 Brooks & Dunn / Rodney Atkins Country superstars Brooks & Dunn redefi ne the term “hit makers.” The duo has had more than forty singles on the country music charts, twenty of which reaching number one, and have scored countless awards in their 17 year career. The boys are taking to the road this summer to drum up some love for their latest effort Cowboy Town. They’ll be joined by singer/songwriter Rodney Atkins. Tickets: $38.50-$48.50. Jacksonville Veterans Memorial Arena, 630-3998

JULY 31 The Flobots With their single ‘Handlebars’ on heavy rotation at radio stations across the country, hip hop/alt-rock group the Flobots are rapidly becoming this year’s It band. The group signed to a major label in February and seemingly overnight they became national darlings. Jack- sonville is lucky enough to be one of the stops on the Flobots’ summer tour. They’ll be at Jack Rabbits on the 31st. Tickets: $15. Jack Rabbits, 398-7496

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TILLY AND THE WALL will be at Jack Rabbits on July 23rd music | eujacksonville.com | JULY 2008 23 JULY 1 TRES BIEN will be at TSI on July 2nd Tom Waits Times-Union Center- Moran Theater, 353-3309 Another Found Self / Deep Sleep Empire Jack Rabbits, 398-7496 Rege Lark & His Reggae Band 9th & Main, 353-6002 Scholar’s Word Gas Knob Pub, 200-6110

JULY 2 The Working Title / Edison Glass / Colors in the Air / Sunbears! / Shangrala Fuel Coffeehouse, 425-FUEL Roland Fleming St. Augustine Beach Pier and Pavilion, 347-8007 Tres Bien / Mumpsy TSI, 424-3531 Wings of Victory / Prayers for the End / Hearts Fall for Danny Tanner The Pit, 223- 9850 Peter Hook Square One, 306-9004

JULY 3 Bo Bice Freebird Live, 246-BIRD Lower Class Brats / Wednesday Night Heroes / The Heart Attacks Fuel Coffeehouse, 425-FUEL Ballyhoo / Danger Muffi n Jack Rabbits, 398-7496 The Restless Kind Plaza de la Constitución, St. Augustine, 825-1004 JULY 6 UNF....Red, White, & Blue We Want You Party!!!! The Pit, 223-9850 The Start / Rediscover / Baumer / Breath Electric Jack Rabbits, 398-7496

july music events Jeff Black European Street Listening Room, 399-1740 The Pit, 223-9850 Factory Black / Penny For Your Thought / Bloodline Alibi Studio 80, 641-8777 The Dahmer Anatomy / The Ruthless / Warfi eld / Trap County / Transpose Ben Cabacungan Memorial Benefi t Freebird Live, 246-BIRD JULY 4 Chroma Kokomos, Jacksonville Beach, 241-2311 Culhane’s Irish Pub, 249-9595 Peter Murphy Freebird Live, 246-BIRD Michael Funge Overtime Sports Bar, 291-4615 Secrets Out / Years Gone By / Pictures In Pieces 9th & Main, 353-6002 Wayne Youngblood benefi t Cowboy Troy / Joe Nichols / John Rich Metropolitan Park, 630-0837 JULY 7 Dillinger River City Brewing Co. Outside stage, 398-2299 Tantric / Vayden / Foster Child Jack Rabbits, 398-7496 JULY 5 Hayes Carll European Street Listening Room, 399-1740 The Burgundy Curtain Jack Rabbits, 398-7496 JULY 8 Cleanup on Isle 5 / Corline / Tokyo Crisis Control The Pit, 223-9850 The Pit, 223-9850 The Bastard Suns / No Fueago / Baker Act 9th & Main, 353-6002 4Evermore 9th & Main, 353-6002 Old Crow Medicine Show St. Augustine Amphitheater, 461-0119 Rege Lark & His Reggae Band Diveplane / Mindslip / Xplicit / Danka / DJ Quinn Diesel Freebird Live, 246-BIRD JULY 9 Rising Tide / Emberlasting Murray Hill Theatre, 388-7807 St. Augustine Beach Pier and Pavilion, 347-8007 My Getaway Fuel Coffeehouse, 425-FUEL Restless Kind The Pit, 223-9850 Trace Of Day / Trains Followed Us / Granpa’s Cough Medicine / The Roadshow Killers Roy McCoy / Clocktower Showdown Ocean Club, 242-8884 JULY 10 Burning Brides / Year Long Disaster Landshark Café, Atlantic Beach, 246-6024 Skylit Drive / Sky Eats Airplane / Breathe Carolina / Millionaire Jack Rabbits, 398-7496 Jody & The Driveshafts Plaza de la Constitución, St. Augustine, 825-1004 BO BICE is playing at Maintain Composure The Pit, 223-9850 Freebird Live on July 3rd Timmy Curran Surf Station Surf Shop, St. Augustine, 461-5395 Dawn Patrol / Burnin Smyrnins / Greenhouse Lounge / Forced Culture Freebird Live, 246-BIRD Steven Simmons European Street Listening Room, 399-1740

JULY 11 The Armistice The Pit, 223-9850 Frontiers Freebird Live, 246-BIRD Mother of Lions / Second Thief / Until the Day / Abetting Royetta / Through Thick and Thin Murray Hill Theatre, 388-7807 Lackawanna Carriage Works / Ignatius Wryly’s / Cohen & Ghost Jack Rabbits, 398-7496 TSI Summertime Art & Music Mixer TSI, 424-3531 Guitar Shorty Mojo Kitchen, 247-6636 The Picture Show 9th & Main, 353-6002

JULY 12 First Hit / Sangria Ocean Club, 242-8884

24 JULY 2008 | eu jacksonville monthly | music Ron Rodriguez & the Repeat Offenders The Pit, 223-9850 Backyard Beach Bash 2008 featuring The Paul Lundgren Band Freebird Live, 246-BIRD The Riff Raff / Transpose / Dayfall / Residual Jack Rabbits, 398-7496 The Bandlands Trio 9th & Main, 353-6002 The McIlroys Band Culhane’s Irish Pub, 249- 9595

JULY 13 Summer Jazz - Nelson Rangell and the Urban Jazz Coalition Sea Walk Pavilion, 247-6100 2008 Vans Warped Tour St. Johns County Fairgrounds, 209-3751 Dark Cloud Radio / Catalepsy The Pit, 223-9850 Michael Funge Culhane’s Irish Pub, 249-9595 KANSAS will be at the The Latency Jack Rabbits, 398-7496 Jacksonville Landing on July 18th

JULY 14 Blameshift / When Ashes Fall / Run Forest Run / Years to Come The Pit, Sunbears! / Brock Scott Quartet / Elisabeth Cramer 9th & Main, 353-6002 223-9850 Brantley Gilbert / Williams & Merz Jack Rabbits, 398-7496 The Title / We Still Have Paris Jack Rabbits, 398-7496 Max Huls, Violinist, performs “The Heirs of Paganini” All Saints Episcopal Church, 739-8488 JULY 15 The Chop Tops / Hank El Diablo / Flathead Fred Jack Rabbits, 398-7496 JULY 19 Rege Lark & His Reggae Band 9th & Main, 353-6002 SickPalooza!!!! The Pit, 223-9850 We As Human / Choir of the Broken / Procella Murray Hill Theatre, 388- JULY 16 7807 Funk Shui St. Augustine Beach Pier and Pavilion, 347-8007 Roger Clyne & the Peacemakers / Shurman Jack Rabbits, 398-7496 HED PE / Opm / Dirtball / Potluck Freebird Live, 246-BIRD Joey Chop / What About Me / Master Radical Ocean Club, 242-8884 The Explicits / The Dollyrots Jack Rabbits, 398-7496 Mike Zito Mojo Kitchen, 247-6636

JULY 17 JULY 20 Classic Albums Live- Toys in the Attic Florida Theatre, 355-2787 Dance Gavin Dance / A Static Lullaby Fuel Coffeehouse, 425-FUEL The Elizabeth Roth Band Plaza de la Constitución, St. Augustine, 825-1004 Green Jelly / Mobile Death Camp Jack Rabbits, 398-7496 Brooke Waggoner / Paper Route Jack Rabbits, 398-7496 Michael Funge Culhane’s Irish Pub, 249-9595 Mortar Freebird Live, 246-BIRD JULY 21 JULY 18 Ours / Plain Jane Automobile / God or Julie Jack Rabbits, 398-7496 Kansas Jacksonville Landing, 353-1188 Blueground Undergrass / Col Bruce and Quark Alliance Freebird Live, JULY 22 246-BIRD Foreigner / Bryan Adams Jacksonville Veterans Memorial Arena, 630-3998 An American Horror Story The Pit, 223-9850 SUNBEARS! will be Rachel Sage Jack Rabbits, 398-7496 playing at Fuel on July Rege Lark & His Reggae Band 9th & Main, 353- 2nd, at TSI on July 11th 6002 and at 9th & Main on July 18th JULY 23 Tilly and the Wall Jack Rabbits, 398-7496 Bush Doctors St. Augustine Beach Pier and Pavilion, 347-8007

JULY 24 Tuesday Night Squad Plaza de la Constitución, St. Augustine, 825-1004 Inward The Pit, 223-9850 Shooter Jennings / Sons of Bill / Fifth South Freebird Live, 246-BIRD Morgan Heritage Da Real Ting Café, 633-9738

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music | eujacksonville.com | JULY 2008 25 JULY 25 GBH Fuel Coffeehouse, 425-FUEL Pipe Organ Concert Series Times-Union Center- Jacoby Symphony Hall, 353-3309 There for Tomorrow / Cartel Jack Rabbits, 398-7496 Nate Holley / Lefty Williams / SplitTone / Dirty Shannon Freebird Live, 246-BIRD Pop Evil / MindSlip The Pit, 223-9850 Band C5 Culhane’s Irish Pub, 249-9595 Frankie Beverly / Maze / Keith Sweat Jacksonville Veterans Memorial Arena, 630-3998

JULY 26 Nicole Hart and the NRG Band Mojo Kitchen, 247-6636 Secondhand Serenade / My American Heart / Play Radio Play / The Graduate / Rookie Of The Year Jack Rabbits, 398-7496 Guttermouth / New Skool Kings / Harloe Freebird Live, 246-BIRD 86 Charley / Echoes Thru Chaos / Penny For Your Thought / Bloodline Alibi Ocean Club, 242-8884 MOSAIC High Energy Diversity Dance Party Historic 5 Points Theatre, (888) 411-OITC

JULY 27 Brooks & Dunn / Rodney Atkins Jacksonville Veterans Memorial Arena, 630-3998 Geisert 8 The Pit, 223-9850 Michael Funge Culhane’s Irish Pub, 249-9595

JULY 28 WoodHaven / Malevolence / Dawn of Plague / Xaphan / Devour the Dead The Pit, 223- july music events 9850

JULY 29 Fillmore East / And Then There Was You / Vega Under Fire Jack Rabbits, 398-7496 Rege Lark & His Reggae Band 9th & Main, 353-6002

JULY 30 Out of Hand St. Augustine Beach Pier and Pavilion, 347-8007

JULY 31 Triple Rock Blues Band Plaza de la Constitución, St. Augustine, 825-1004 Hawthorne Heights / Armor For Sleep Freebird Live, 246-BIRD Tim Easton European Street Listening Room, 399-1740 The Flobots Jack Rabbits, 398-7496

AUGUST 1 Valiant Thor Jack Rabbits, 398-7496 Bobby Lee Rodgers / The Codetalkers Freebird Live, 246-BIRD Boys Like Girls / Good Charlotte / Metro Station / The Maine St. Augustine Amphitheatre, 461-0119

AMERICAN IDOL COMES TO JACKSONVILLE Auditions for the eighth season of AMERICAN IDOL will begin Thursday, July 17, in San Francisco, CA, and will continue in seven other cities and Jacksonville will be one of them. This is your chance to perform before millions of TV viewers and become a household name by winning the coveted American Idol title and a major recording contract. The season 8 audition will be Wednesday, August 13, at the Jacksonville Veterans Memorial Arena. The procedure usually consists of wristbands being distributed a few days prior to audition date and returning on audition day. Eligible auditioners are men and women 16-28 years old as of July 15, 2008, who are eligible to work in the U.S. Some restrictions apply – please visit americanidol.com for specifi c information.

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) August 30, Cafe Eleven, (904) 460-9311 August 24, St Augustine Amphitheater, BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN and the E Street Band Band and the E Street BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN August 15, Jacksonville Arena, August 31, St Augustine Amphitheater,

will be at the Jacksonville Arena on August 15th Jacksonville Arena on will be at the August 17, Sea Walk Pavilion, 247-6100 Pavilion, August 17, Sea Walk August 1, St. Augustine Amphitheatre, (904) 471-1965 Aug. 30, Jacksonville Arena, 630-3900 November 8, Mojo Kitchen, 247- 6636 (904) 471-1965

, August 5, Plush, (904) 743-1845 August 10, The Pit, 223-9850 August 1, Freebird, (904) 246-BIRD August 1, Freebird, August 23, Jacksonville Landing August 21, Plush, 743-1845 October 3, Florida Theatre, 355-2787 October 10, Crazy Horse September 18, Cafe Eleven, 460-9311 October 1, Times Union Center, (904)632-3228 October 1, Times Union Center, November 29, Times Union Center (Mekons) August 1, Cafe Eleven, (904) 460-9311 November 14, The St. Augustine Amphitheatre, September 26, Mojo Kitchen, 247- 6636 Oct. 30, Jacksonville Arena, 630-3900 October 4, Florida Theatre, 355-2787 August 23, Freebird, (904) 246-BIRD August 23, Freebird, November 19, Florida Theatre, 355-2787 August 22, The St. Augustine Amphitheatre, August 6, Florida Theatre, 355-2787 Great Atlantic Music Festival- The Duke Robillard Band Great Atlantic Music Festival- Randy Owen David Allen Coe Neil Diamond 471-1965 Grammer Tracy Beach James Cotton The High Kings Lisa Lampanelli 471-1965 and the Maytals Blackwater Sol Revue with JJ Grey & Mofro / Toots Augustine Amphitheatre Magic Slim & the Teardrops Vince Gill Carlos Mencia Black Crowes Lee Boys (Blackwater Sol RevueLee Afterparty Rimes Chesney / Leann Kenny / Sly & Robbie Slightly Stoopid / Pepper Dennis De Young Candlebox & Special Sauce / John Butler Trio G. Love Marion Meadows / Gerald Veasley Beres Hammond Boston John Langford The Codetalkers Coheed and Cambria Wilco Seven Mary Three Bruce Springsteen and the E Street Band Boys Like Girls / Good Charlotte upcoming shows upcoming shows Warped Tour Survival Guide warped

The Vans Warped Tour makes its annual pilgrimage to the First Coast on July 13th. The popular music festival will bring acts like The Academy Is…, Gym Class Heroes, Jack’s Mannequin, Matisyahu, Reel Big Fish and The Devil Wears Prada to the St. Johns County Fairgrounds for a day of non-stop rock. With such an impressive line-up, Warped will no doubt draw quite a crowd, including some fi rst- timers. To help prepare them for what will be an overwhelming but unforgettable experience, here’s EU’s Warped Tour Survival Guide.

remember, this is fl orida Heat will be a factor and every year more fans seem to forget it. These are the same people that end up passing out by 2 and spend the rest of the afternoon get- ting rehydrated in the back of an ambulance. To avoid such a fate dress cool (but avoid fl ip fl ops!) and drink plenty of water. Keep in mind that water will cost you around $3 to $4 a bottle so bring enough cash to buy about a bottle an hour. If you can’t afford that, you may want to consider bringing your own. Also, be sure to slather on some sunscreen before the show and reapply it throughout the day.

arrive early Bands draw straws on the morning of the concert to see when they will perform so you have to show up early to guarantee you’ll see everyone you came for. As soon as you arrive, look for the massive blow-up schedule, usually located in a centralized area.

what’s allowed, what’s not Picture cameras are fi ne but video cameras usually are not. Sealed bottles of water are ok but food isn’t, so be prepared to buy snacks from one of the vendors. You may also want to bring along a Sharpie for autographs (band members will be walking among you) and hand sanitizer for post- port-a-potty cleansing. Leave anything that may be considered a weapon (studded belts, wallet chains, etc.) at home. A back- pack or messenger bag is a great way to carry all your supplies, just be sure to keep a watchful eye on it during the day.

cash is king There are a ton of different vendors and booths at the Warped Tour so be sure to bring some spending money to buy some band merch and other goodies. Shirts usually are between $5 and $25, hoodies are around $40 and CDs are about $10. If you also factor in the cost of food and water, you could end up spending quite a bit. Bring plenty of cash but be sure to keep it in a safe place so you don’t lose it in the pit.

The Vans Warped Tour will be at the St. Johns County Fairgrounds in Elkton on July 13th. Gates will open at 11 am. Tickets are $29.81 online and at Ticketmaster outlets. For more information on the Warped Tour and for a complete list of bands performing, visit warpedtour.com.

28 JULY 2008 | eu jacksonville monthly | music bad to the bone interview with Badlands Trio by rick grant

WHAT: Badlands Trio CD Release Party WHEN: Saturday, July 12 WHERE: 9th & Main Three trained musicians jammed together and something wonderful happened. They discovered that they all shared the same musical ideas and were playing on the same wavelength. “From the fi rst time we jammed to the making of the CD, it seemed effortless. It came together with natural ease, like it was meant to happen. In this business that just doesn’t happen. We feel like we are three music collaborators who share the same ideas. When we play together we get into a special groove that feels pure and solid. In other words, we really click,” said guitarist and vocalist of Badlands Trio, Josh Worden, when he spoke to EU. “I’ve been playing professionally for ten years and this is my fi rst original project. I’m excited about the music that we are making in that it represents the three of us, individually and collectively. I attended UNF, but was disenchanted with the program. So I hunkered down in my studio, writing and recording my original material. Meanwhile I was working at my website design business as well as working in various bar bands and performing solo gigs around town.” For these hired guns, their fi rst original project was one they all believed in and were excited about. Indeed, it’s rare that a group of musicians are compatible, musically or on a higher level of consciousness. The Badlands Trio is something special and worthy of exploring. Worden said that in early 2007, the group jammed and immediately realized they had the mak- ings of something big– the stripped down purity of an original trio. The three musicians set up shop in a studio and started to write songs together, avoiding the pitfalls of politics, egos and the cluttered sound that characterizes larger original bands. Worden came off as an honest, down-to-earth person who is genuinely enthusiastic about the Badlands Trio project. He sold me on the concept. “I’d say it’s modern Americana with eclectic roots. Our music embodies American infl uences– from modern rock to jazz. We put the songs on the table and sculpt them like clay. Everyone plays an equal role. We then shape the songs and step back and shape them again. The end result is some- thing we are all proud of and feel that audiences will relate to and enjoy. All of us have played many different genres of music, but our individual ideas are close to each other’s own concepts, which is something remarkable.” Bassist Michael Valenzano is a trained musician who has performed many different genres of ensembles. His playing refl ects his vast experience. Drummer Peter Miles is also a trained percus- sionist who tours with Doug Wamble. So their touring schedule will have to accommodate Peter’s tour dates with Wamble. “We write songs with vocals and some instrumentals that allow for improvisation. I write the lyrics and I stay away from romantic themes of love gone bad or good. I write about the mundane things that happen in life. One of my songwriting idols is John Prime. But musically, I’m much dif- ferent. Above all, we have to believe in the songs and ask ourselves, would we listen to the songs if they were written by other artists? Of course, it’s diffi cult to step away from the music completely and be objective, but we try to work on the songs until we feel they are ready for prime time,” Wor- den said. The Badlands Trio will be performing at 9th and Main on July 12 for their self-titled album release party. This trio will deliver the goods and move ahead as a hot new band with unlimited po- tential.

music | eujacksonville.com | JULY 2008 29 MOSH rocks out j-ville style

acksonville pop history buffs fi nally have the chance to gloat about the River City’s prowess as a hitmaker factory. There are J not many international industries that are accustomed to hearing the name of Jacksonville, Florida on a fairly regular basis, but in the music biz, Jacksonville is a common cultivating ground. The Museum of Science and History has taken down their Jaguars exhibit to cele- brate this often overlooked fact with their new exhibit Ragtime to Rock: The Musical Heritage of Jacksonville. by jon bosworth

For Skynyrd afi cionados, there may not be new information to be learned, but the items on display are worth seeing with your own eyes. Look especially for the newsreel from WJXT Channel 4 wherein a young Tom Wills is reporting about the plane crash in Mississippi with a 70s hair helmet, a black turtleneck and a denim sports coat. He looks straight out of the cast of Will Ferrell’s Anchor- many of Jacksonville’s bands from obscurity, including the Allman Brothers and Lynryd Skynyrd, by man. being among the fi rst to put these young bands on stage in the 60s doing school dances and store The Skynyrd exhibit also had a painting of the original artwork for the Street Survivors album shows. printed on a large canvas. This print originally hung in the front window of Abe Livert Records in San The story of Ashley Street and its place in the history of jazz was another fascinating tale that Marco to promote Skynyrd’s upcoming visit to Jacksonville to perform the new album live for the I never heard about before this exhibit. Genovar’s Hall at the corner of Ashley and Jefferson was hometown. Of course they then boarded a plane that never properly landed. known as Wynn’s Hotel and Lenape Tavern back in the early part of the twentieth century and hosted As one of those Jacksonville pop history afi cionados, I didn’t think I had much left to learn acts that included Louis Armstrong, Ella Fitzgerald, Count Basie, Cab Calloway and even a young Ray from this small exhibit, but the story of Abe Livert Records was a fascinating one that I knew noth- Charles. ing about. Abe Livert Records was a small chain of record stores in Jacksonville that helped launch After Ray dropped out of high school in St. Augustine, he came to the mean streets of the big city (Jacksonville) to get into the music scene. Another Ashley Street classic, and another of young Ray Charles’ early stomping grounds, was the Hollywood Music Store at 605 West Ashley Street, which hosted many of the above mentioned names as well as Duke Ellington and even James Brown. Another education I received about fame on Ashley Street came from Paramount Records’ artist Blind Blake, who in the 1930s had a hit song called ‘Ashley Street Blues’ about his early days here in Jacksonville. Of course country music legend and Middleburg resident Slim Whitman had a strong presence in the exhibit. His son, Bryon Whitman, worked with MOSH a great deal and provided all the items in the Slim Whitman case. Also, Slim’s Grandson, Dewie Whitman, and great grandson attended the opening reception of the exhibit at ArtWalk, unfortunately, Slim could not attend due to recent surgery. From his platinum records to his Gretsch to his sparkly coat, Whitman’s display was a spec- tacle. In addition to the possessions of the artists themselves, there are also many tributes to the shows that our venues have hosted- including pictures of the Beatles getting off of the plane in Jack- sonville before their Gator Bowl show during Hurricane Dora on September 11, 1964. There’s also memorabilia from the couple of Elvis appearances and from the famous show wherein Jimi Hendrix opened for The Monkees at the old Coliseum. But it isn’t all just a distant past history lesson, you’ll also get the scoop on new schoolers such as Yellowcard and Red Jumpsuit Apparatus. The only complaint I had with the exhibit was the lack of placards. There were two guitars displayed prominently that were surrounded by posters of all different Jacksonville bands, but did not explain what they were, why they were there or who had played them. Outside of the items not marked and therefore void of any connectivity I might have made with history through seeing them, this exhibit was educational and exciting. I would really prefer to be able to visit an entire museum loaded with only this sort of stuff. For the MOSH exhibit, though, it was fi lled with good information and it is a good overview of Jacksonville’s musical heritage. Load up on reasons to take pride in our city at this exhibit. If learning about Rita Coolidge (Jack- sonville native, country music star and wife of Kris Kristofferson) and Jackie Davis’ Jacksonville ties through this exhibit whets your pallet, head on over to the Jacksonville Main Branch Library and look at the other famous people that have come from our city in a variety of genres in their Famous Jack- sonvillians display on the fi rst fl oor. MOSH’s Ragtime to Rock: The Musical Heritage of Jacksonville will be on display through the end of September, so get out of the heat this summer on Jacksonville’s southbank and take in this terrifi c exhibit. MOSH is located at 1025 Museum Circle. Call them at 396-6674 or visit themosh.org for details.

30 JULY 2008 | eu jacksonville monthly | music Through July 27 The Sound of Music Based on the uplifting true story of the Von Trapp family, The Sound of Music tells the story of Maria, the spirited young woman who leaves the convent to become governess to the seven children of Captain von Trapp, an autocratic widower whose strict household rules leave no room for music or merriment. Alhambra Dinner Theatre, 12000 Beach Blvd, Info: 641-1212

July 5 All Star Comedy Explosion Jacksonville get ready to laugh! La Royz Entertainment proudly presents the All Star Comedy Explosion featuring Bro Man, Benji Brown, Marvin Dixon and Terry Harris. Florida Theatre, Info: 355-2787

Jul 8 -12 Louis Ramey Currently appearing on Last Comic Standing, this Atlanta born comic lights up the stage performing all over the world. He has performed on the Tonight Show, Late Night with Carson Daly and his own Comedy Central special Comedy Central Presents Louis Ramey. The Comedy Zone located inside the Ramada Inn off of I-295 & San Jose Blvd. Info: 292-HAHA or comedyzone.com

July 10-13 High School Musical Seaside Music Theater (221 N. Beach Street, Daytona Beach) will present High School Musical, the phenomenally successful stage musical based on the Disney Channel original movie. Although most popular with ages 8 through 15, the family friendly musical is sure to be a hit with audiences of all ages. Tickets for these benefi t performances are only $20 for all ages. Info: (386) 252-6200

July 13 1ST ANNUAL LIMELIGHT THEATRE’S KIDZfACTory BANQUET The Limelight Theatre is hosting a fundraising banquet for its educational program KIDZfACTory. This banquet will be held at 1 pm on Sunday July 13 at the Asian Thai Palace (4010 US 1 South, St. Augustine, FL 32086). Enjoy the wonderful cuisine of the Asian Thai Palace while you watch the KIDZfACTory actors perform favorite scenes from some of the 2007-2008 kids shows. Prices are $15 for Adults and $10 for children under age 10. There will be an auction and awards for all participants in the KIDZfACTory season. Reservations are required. Reservation deadline is July 3. Info: 825-1164.

July 17 - August 2 The Spitfi re Grill This musical by James Valcq and Fred Alley is staged at 8 pm every Thursday-Saturday starting with a matinee at 2 pm on July 27 at Amelia Community Theatre, 209 Cedar St., Fernandina Beach. Tickets are $18 for adults, $10 for students. Info: 261-6749

July 24-30 1st Annual Aurora Jacksonville Black Arts Festival Stage Aurora Theatrical Company, Inc. will present this festival at their new performance space located at 5188 Norwood Avenue (inside Gateway Town Center). The festival invites African American performers and creative artists of all kinds to participate in the free activities. The fest will feature such nationally known artists as T‘Keyah Crystal Keymah, Ella Joyce in A Rose Among Thorns; Florida Humanities Scholars Bob Devin Jones and Phyllis McEwen as Langston Hughes and Zora Neale Hurston, respectively; the Stage Aurora 100 Youth Voices –Musical Theatre Program, a Gospel Choir Celebration; spoken word; face painting; and Lauren Austin, a visual artist whose quilts highlight African-American stories and culture. To register or volunteer, interested persons should send an e-mail to [email protected] or contact Stage Aurora Theatrical Company, Inc. Info: 765-7372.

July 24-26 Damm Yankees Shirley Sacks directs this production of Damn Yankees featuring students from all the Duval County Schools. FCCJ South Campus, Wilson Center. Info: 646-2222

july theatre and culture events July 25 & 26 Suessical the Musical Presented by the Youth of the Beaches Art Guild’s whose aim is to encourage, instruct and guide youth from all parts of the city that express an interest in the performing arts. In addition to providing youth with an understanding of teamwork, strength and a sense of self, the group produces a top-notch musical at the conclusion of the six-week program. This year Y-BAG will present their annual summer musical, Suessical the Musical on stage at Fletcher Senior High School Auditorium, Jacksonville Beach. Info: 608-4196

July 25 – August 17 Perfect Wedding Perfect Wedding is a comedy by Robin Hawdon. On the morning of his wedding, the groom wakes up in the bridal suite to fi nd a strange woman lying next to him. Still feeling the effects of his bachelor party, he doesn’t remember how she got there or what they did. It all leads up to an anything but perfect wedding day. This is an all Flagler College associated cast and crew. The production will open with a ‘wedding’ reception at 7 pm on Friday July 25th, serving up champagne and cake with model brides showing off gowns for the occation. Limelight Theatre, 11 Old Mission Ave., St. Augustine, Info: 825-1164

July 26 Laugh Out Cancer- A Night of Comedy Have fun and help laugh out cancer with comedians David Orion, Tom McClain and Andy Kleiman. All proceeds from this comedy show will go to The Leukemia & Lymphoma Society. The fun will take place at the historic Theatre Jacksonville, 2030 San Marco. Doors open at 6 pm for drinks and appetizers and show starts at 7 pm. Tickets: $35 Patron, $50 VIP - includes 2 drinks and special seating. Info: 396-4425 or LaughOutCancer.com.

July 30 Little Shop of Horrors Alhambra Dinner Theatre, 12000 Beach Blvd, Info: 641- 1212

theatre & culture | eujacksonville.com | JULY 2008 31 something wicked comes

Scene From WICKED, Katie Rose Clarke as this way! Glinda and Carmen Cusack as Elphaba

2008-2009 FCCJ Artist Series SunTrust Broadway Across America Jacksonville Season

The 2008-2009 FCCJ Artist Series SunTrust Broadway Across America-Jack- sonville will feature the Broadway Blockbuster Wicked at the Times-Union Center for the Performing Arts. FCCJ Artist Series’ has announced the 2008-2009 season of Broadway Across America shows coming to Jacksonville. Buy your 4 show season package to guarantee your seats and experience Tony Award®-winning shows includ- ing Avenue Q, Fiddler On The Roof, Happy Days and Wicked. You can add Riverdance to your Broadway package as a season special. The FCCJ Artist Series’ signature event, Wicked, is coming to Jacksonville April 23 through May 10, 2009. The 4 show package of tickets to 2008-2009 FCCJ Artist Series season are on sale now with prices ranging from $102.50 to $265.40. Season Ticket holder benefi ts include: premium seat location, no waiting in line or on the phone for tickets, exclusive exchange privileges, priority ticket purchases, discounts to other Artist Series events and lost ticket insurance. Season tickets may be ordered over the phone by calling 632- 3373 or 1-888-860-BWAY or online at www.artistseries.fccj.org. Season ticket holders also have the unique opportunity to purchase additional tick- ets before they go on sale to the public and will also have the opportunity to purchase other Artist Series events including dance, opera, off-Broadway, concerts and family Entertainment at the “Test Drive Your Seats Event.” For more information on the 2008- 2009 season, or to order online, please visit www.artistseries.fccj.org. Reservations for groups of 20 or more people for individual shows can be made now by calling the Group Sales Hotline (904) 632-3228. Tickets to individual shows in the 2008-2009 season are not available for purchase at this time and on sale dates will be announced at a later date. Get 20 of your friends, neighbors and coworkers together to guarantee your seats to see the best touring shows coming to Jacksonville this sea- son. The 2008-2009 FCCJ Artist Series SunTrust Broadway Across America – Jack- sonville is as follows: ©Joan Marcus

AVENUE Q On The Roof. December 9 – 14, 2008 Based on the stories of Sholom Aleichem, Fiddler On The Roof has been Jacksonville’s Times-Union Center lauded by critics again and again, and has won the hearts of people all around Avenue Q is Broadway’s smash-hit 2004 Tony Award® winner for Best the world. Filled with a rousing, heartwarming score, which includes “Tradi- Musical, Best Score and Best Book. A hilarious show full of heart and hum- tion,” “Matchmaker, Matchmaker,” “If I Were A Rich Man” and “Sunrise, Sun- mable tunes, Avenue Q is about trying to make it in NYC with big dreams and set,” Fiddler On The Roof is a timeless classic. a tiny bank account. Called “one of the funniest shows you’re ever likely to No other musical has so magically woven music, dance, poignancy and see” by Entertainment Weekly, Avenue Q features a cast of people and puppets laughter into such an electrifying and unforgettable experience. Relive a glori- who tell the story in a smart, risqué and downright entertaining way. The New ous tradition of the musical theatre with Topol in Fiddler On The Roof. Yorker calls it “SUBVERSIVE and UPROARIOUS!” Avenue Q is recommended for mature audiences only. WICKED April 23 – May 10, 2009 HAPPY DAYS Jacksonville’s Times-Union Center February 24 – March 1, 2009 Subscriber Week: April 28 – May 3 Jacksonville’s Times-Union Center So much happened before Dorothy dropped in. Long before that girl A new musical, Happy Days, reintroduces one of America’s best loved from Kansas arrives in Munchkinland, two girls meet in the land of Oz. One families, the Cunninghams, and the days of 1959 Milwaukee complete with - born with emerald green skin - is smart, fi ery and misunderstood. The other varsity sweaters, hula hoops and jukebox sock-hoppin’. Goodbye gray skies, is beautiful, ambitious and very popular. How these two grow to become the hello blue! Happy Days are here again with Richie, Potsie, Ralph Malph and the Wicked Witch of the West and Glinda the Good Witch makes for “the most unforgettable “king of cool” Arthur “The Fonz” Fonzarelli. The famed drive-in completely satisfying new musical in a long time” (USA Today). malt shop and number one hang-out, Arnold’s, is in danger of demolition, so On Broadway and around the world, Wicked has worked its magic on the gang teams up to save it with a dance contest and tv-worthy wrestling critics and audiences alike. Winner of 15 major awards, including a Grammy match. This perfectly family-friendly musical will have you rockin’ and rollin’ all and three Tony Awards, Wicked is “Broadway’s biggest blockbuster” (The week long! New York Times). No children under 4 admitted in the theater. Happy Days was penned by the legendary Garry Marshall. Music and Lyrics by Oscar winning composer Paul Williams. Directed by Gordon Green- SEASON SPECIAL berg. Music Arrangements and Music Supervision by John McDaniel. Choreo- RIVERDANCE – FAREWELL ENGAGEMENT! graphed by Michele Lynch. February 13 – 15, 2009 Jacksonville’s Times-Union Center FIDDLER ON THE ROOF Starring Topol Riverdance, the thunderous celebration of Irish music, song and dance March 24 – 29, 2009 that has tapped its way onto the world stage thrilling millions of people around Jacksonville’s Times-Union Center the globe, will play Farewell Performances across North America. “A Phe- Fiddler On The Roof, The Tony Award winning musical that has captured nomenon of Historic Proportions!” raves the Washington Post (6/10/07). “An the hearts of people all over the world with its universal appeal, embarks on its explosion of sight and sound that simply takes your breath away,” cheers the national tour. Chicago Tribune. “A family evening unlike anything else!” exclaims The London In what is a huge theatrical feat, audiences will have a once in a lifetime Times. Discover why nothing in the world compares to the Original Interna- opportunity to see the Chaim Topol, star of the original motion picture, perform tional Phenomenon! Whether it’s your fi rst time or your fi fth, you won’t want to the role that made him legendary with his award-winning portrayal in Fiddler miss these farewell performances of Riverdance!

32 JULY 2008 | eu jacksonville monthly | theatre & culture Through July 20 “Genesis” at 8th Street Gallery This show, which will provide an in- timate look into an artist’s visual thought process through the simplicity and elegance Scalpel to Sketch: the science and beauty of medical illustration at of pencil sketches, will run Saturdays and Sundays from 10 am to 5 pm, and will be available to view by appointment weekdays from 12 pm to 5 pm. 39 East 8th St., Info: Mayo Clinic 993-7258. (July 10 - September 28) This exhibition examines the vital July 2 Brian Gray The Art Center Cooperative, Inc. in the Carling Building, 31 W. Adams role that medical artists and their illustrations occupy in St. will feature Brian Gray & the Creatures in my Head for the month of July. Exhibit will advancing the study and practice of medicine. Medical il- be open during Art Walk on July 2. Info: jacksonvilleartcenter.com lustrations are used by physicians to share their techniques, by researchers to fi nd answers, by medical students to July 2 Downtown ArtWalk First Wednesday ArtWalk will begin at Hemming Plaza- Grab a free bottle of water and a playing card for the “Fidelity, Who?” contest. Receive a learn and by patients to understand. Mayo Clinic has one complementary gift and be eligible to win terrifi c downtown prizes! The Jacksonville of the largest collections of medical illustration in the world Landing will feature Jacksonville jazz Hall of Famer, Teddy Washington in the courtyard with more than 60,000 pieces; about 150 of which are on 5:30 p.m. – 10:30 p.m. Step out onto the water and enjoy Jacksonville’s newest Cruise display. The exhibition features original medical art rendered Yacht, Infi nity. A wide array of art will be on display from local artists and you can tour the yacht. The Main Library will host a national traveling exhibition about Ben Franklin, a in a variety of media such as carbon dust, pen and ink, wa- revered diplomat, scientist, philosopher, humorist, entrepreneur and statesman. Don’t tercolor, airbrush and digital media. The illustrations range miss the sounds of the St. Johns River City Band’s Brass Quartet. 122 Ocean: The from interpretations of the human form to animated voyages Library will feature the award-winning soulistic artist, Ingrid Maturin and her new collec- inside the human body, studies of the brain, molecules tion of paintings, “Beauty.” The Spoken Word Workshop will perform poetry and prose and gene clusters, skeletons and a rare look at the unique readings. Upstairs: Trinity Baker and Lauren Aguis expand the Super Fantastic Funhouse Extraordinaire by presenting, The ZOO: Animal Insanity! An artist happening! Downtown anatomy of conjoined twins. Cummer Museum of Art & Gar- Jacksonville, 5 - 9 pm. Info: downtownjacksonville.org or 634-0303 ext. 230. dens, 829 Riverside Ave. For more information, call (904) 356-6857 or cummer.org. July 4 St. Augustine Art Walk First Friday of every month from 5 pm – 9 pm. Tours begin at Rembrandtz Fine Gifts for Fun People, 131 King Street, St. Augustine Info: (904) 829-0065 or staugustinegalleries.com Among the “precious gifts” one will fi nd Japanese scroll paintings, Han Dynasty ceramic horses, two Ming Dynasty jars, and netsuke and inro objects. Cummer Museum of Art & Gardens, 829 Riverside July 8 Beaches Art Walk; Second Tuesday of each month from 5 pm – 8 pm, 9 varied Avenue, Riverside Info: 899-6034 or cummer.org venues, jaxbeachesartwalk.org july visual art events Camp Cummer Immerse your child in art for one week of learning and adventure. Campers will Through September 26 Through Our Eyes 2008: Everything Must Change The annual draw, paint, construct and explore their surroundings in art and nature. Ages: Children entering exhibit of new work by African American artists staged by the Ritz Theatre & LaVilla grades 1-6, Members $175, Non-members $200. Session 4: July 7 – 11, Session 5: July 14 – 18, Museum, 829 N. Davis St., Info: 632-5555 Session 6: July 21 - 25. Middle School/High School Arts and Sciences Camp, Grades 7 through 12, July 14 – 18. This camp offers the unique convergence of arts and sciences through medicine. In a July 9 smART bites: Lunchtime Gallery Talks MOCA provides a 45-minute highlight rare partnership with Mayo Clinic Jacksonville, students will be able to expand their skills in art and tour of And Further the Dew Drop Falls: Installations by Chris Natrop on Wednesday, the artists’ role in science with on-site visit, medical arts workshop, and tour of Mayo Clinic. Empha- July 9, Noon –12:45 pm. Presented by Cathy Fitzpatrick, Tour Program Assistant. Order sis on drawing, anatomical structure, writing, music, and printmaking will be amongst many skill- your Café Nola boxed lunch ($10) when you arrive and pick up at conclusion of the gal- building features of this innovative camp. Members $200, Non-members $225. All camps are Mon- lery discussion. MOCA Jacksonville, 333 North Laura St. Free with price of admission/ day through Friday, 9 am – 3:30 pm. Art Adventures on Saturdays, Classes in painting, printmaking, Members free. Info: 366-6911 ext. 212 collage and construction with changing themes. Ages 6 to 8 Saturday, July 12 Drawing with a Close Eye, Ages 9 to 12 Saturday, July 19 Drawing with a Close Eye. 10 am to Noon, Members Through August Paper Cuts: Contemporary Drawing At MOCA The Museum of Con- $10 per class, Non-members $15 per class. Lectures, Classes & Programs for Adults, Wednesday, temporary Art (MOCA) Jacksonville celebrates drawing and the artist’s creative use of July 16 or Thursday, July 17, 1:30 pm, Scalpel to Sketch: the Science and Beauty of Medical Illustra- paper in a series of exhibitions titled “Paper Cuts: Contemporary Drawing at MOCA.” tion at Mayo Clinic. Info: 355-0630 And Further the Dew Drop Falls: Installations by Chris Natrop and Civitates Orbis Ter- rarum: Recent Works by John Bailly will be available for viewing at MOCA, 333 North July 19 - August 2 Fine Art Frugality in The Gallery at Fogle Fine Art & Accessories Fogle Fine Laura St. Info: 366-6911 or mocajacksonville.org. Art & Accessories is having their semi-annual inventory reduction sale. Essentially, they’re trying to get rid of some of their older stuff, which means that if you have the same taste as everyone else, July 11-12 Drawdown: The MOCA Drawing Marathon Come to MOCA’s Education that work may have been purchased already. But if you have a pretty individual style, you can fi nd Center studios in the dark of night on Friday. Draw. Draw. Draw. Leave your best stuff at some real gems for next to nothing. It’s nice to have a great original piece by a successful local art- sunrise. Go home and collapse. The MOCA elves retrieve your magnum opuses, artfully ists in your home, but it is an entirely different level of art appreciation to hang work by an interna- curate them and pin them up for public display in the Blue Cross Blue Shield of Florida tionally successful artist in your home. Custom matte and frame it to tie the room together. 10 - 75% Education Gallery. You come back fully rested with your friends, prospective patrons, off artwork, fi ne art accessories, and one-of-a-kind gifts. 3312 Beach Boulevard in the St. Nicholas etc. on Sunday for a light reception and viewing through August 1. $25 participation neighborhood of Jacksonville. Info: 296-1414 or e-mail info@foglefi neart.com. fee. MOCA Jacksonville, 333 North Laura St., July 11-12, 11pm – 7am. To register, call Cathy Fitzpatrick, 366-6911 ×212. July 24 & 25 ARTunleashed First Coast No More Homeless Pets presents the 3rd annual ARTun- leashed juried art show and silent auction Thursday July 24th and Friday July 25th hosted by Bella July 17 North Beaches Art Walk; Every third Thursday of each month, 5 pm – 9 pm, Sera of Catering by Liz. It will feature pet inspired artwork donated by local and regional artists, a Atlantic/Neptune Beach area. Info: (904) 249-2222 or [email protected] unique pet inspired silent auction, fabulous food, cocktails and live music. The event kicks off with a cocktail reception at Bella Sera on Thursday, July 24th from 7-9 pm. Tickets for Thursday night’s Through July 13 New View: The Many Faces of the St. Johns River Discover the con- event are available for a $20 donation. The main event is also at Bella Sera on Friday, July 25th from temporary response to the beauty, recreational, ecological and economical facets of the 7-10 pm. Tickets for Friday night’s main event are available for a $40 donation in advance or $45 at St. Johns River through the eyes of 125 students from the Douglas Anderson School for the door. Info: 338-9039 or jaxartunleashed.com. Read more on page 34. the Art contrasted by views offered by master painters from The Cummer’s Permanent Collection. The Cummer Museum of Art & Gardens. Admission to The Cummer is free every Tuesday from 4 to 9 p.m. Sponsored by AT&T. Info: 355-0630 If you have an art event you would like to have listed in EU Jackson- ville, please send information to: [email protected] 30 days Through September Precious Gifts of Asian Art A choice presentation of recent gifts by longtime Cummer friends such as Dr. Diane DeMell Jacobsen and Dr. Walter Scott. prior to event. visual art | eujacksonville.com | JULY 2008 33 woof, woof, meow…got it!

uring my years as a photographer I’ve encountered many challenges. One day I was asked by a friend to D photograph her dogs; yes, there is an “s” at the end of that word. “S” is also the fi rst letter in the word “seven,” which was how many dogs she had. My mind began to race with ideas. I imagined a dog racing through fresh cut grass, fur swaying in the wind, turning and giving me a look for the camera. Click. The light bulb above my head was shining bright as the wheels turned. photography and text by daniel goncalves, DanielGoncalves.com

looks like they will hold up to their promise. Last year more than 500 guests attended. Now that’s a party! ARTunleashed accepted art donations from local artists, including myself. Every dollar goes to the organization to help our little friends, and the art work will be judged by a committee of art pro- fessionals. There will be cash prizes for the top three artworks ($1500, $1000, and $500), as well as a student category ($500 goes to the top dog).

I took the usual approach to portrait photography by going into the shoot with a few ideas of what I was hoping to capture. The day came and we went to the doggy park. Those Jack Russell “I looked down and one of the little fellas was lifting his leg on me, Terriers seemed to be running on a high octane and caffeine cocktail. I’ve never seen anything like AH AH AH! Just in time, whew, that was close. I felt like Arnold in it. They were sprinting all over the park, jumping on me while biting my camera strap, which turned into a tug of war. My thoughts soon turned to visions of expensive camera equipment crashing to “Kindergarten Cop”. That was it. It was time to get my respect.” the ground and images of doggy bones wrapped in dollar bills fl ying out of my wallet. I looked down {} and one of the little fellas was lifting his leg on me, AH AH AH! Just in time, whew, that was close. The event kicks off on Thursday July 24th (7-9 pm) at Bella Sera. Artwork will be available to I felt like Arnold in Kindergarten Cop. That was it. It was time to get some respect back. I relaxed a preview and pre-purchase while mingling with the artists, and tickets for Thursday’s event are a $20 little, got down on my knees and rolled around with them. In no time, they were giving me the look I donation. The main event will be at the same venue on Friday, July 25th (7-10pm), tickets are avail- was going for, I even got a wink, I swear. Somehow I managed to fi nd that connection you look for in able for a $40 donation in advance or $45 at the door. portrait photography; I had accomplished my goal. We captured their personality and a little of their Since 2003 First Coast No More Homeless Pets, Inc. has facilitated over 25,000 pet steriliza- soul. My friend was truly grateful. Pet photography turned out to be a pleasure, an art form I still en- tions in the First Coast area. That’s a lot of snipping! Through their efforts, the organization has seen joy immensely to this day. a 31% reduction in puppy intake and 44% reduction in kittens. Prior to their help, admissions and ARTunleashed appreciates pet inspired art-- that’s why they’re holding their 3rd annual art show euthanasia were increasing at an alarming rate of 10% annually. and silent auction this month. First Coast No More Homeless Pets, Inc. is throwing the event and it This is a great cause! So come out, grab a drink, bid on some great local art, and help these is hosted by Bella Sera, of Catering by Liz (919 King St, Jacksonville). We are promised a couple of people help our furry friends. Yes that’s an order, now sit, roll, good girl! nights of fun, art, food, cocktails and live music. Judging from the success of the fi rst two events, it For tickets or information call 904-338-9039. www.Jaxartunleashed.com. See you there!

34 JULY 2008 | eu jacksonville monthly | visual arts movies | eujacksonville.com | JULY 2008 35 JUNE 27 HANCOCK

WALL-E What if mankind had to leave Earth, and somebody forgot to turn the last robot off? After hundreds of lonely years of doing what he was built for, WALL-E (short for Waste Allocation Load Lifter Earth-Class) discovers a new purpose in life (besides collecting knick-knacks) when he meets a sleek search robot named EVE. EVE comes to realize that WALL-E has inadvertently stumbled upon the key to the planet’s future, and races back to space to report her fi ndings to the humans (who have been eagerly awaiting word that it is safe to return home). Meanwhile, WALL-E chases EVE across the galaxy and sets an adventure into motion. Joining WALL-E on his journey across the universe is a cast of characters including a pet cockroach and a heroic team of malfunctioning misfi t robots. Featuring the voices of: Jeff Garlin, Benjamin Burtt, Kim Kopf and Fred Willard. disney.go.com/disneypictures/wall-e

WANTED Get ready for and full throttle action fi lm with Angelina Jolie behind the wheel of a fi re engine red Viper in this comic book hero fl ick. Wanted tells the tale of one apathetic nobody’s transformation into an unparalleled enforcer of justice. Wesley

july movies Gibson (James McAvoy) is a hero for a new generation. 25-year-old Wes was the most disaffected, cube-dwelling drone the planet had ever known. There was little else for Wes to do but wile away the days and die in his slow, clock-punching rut. That is until he meets a woman named Fox (Angelina Jolie). After his estranged father is murdered, cock. Edgy, confl icted, sarcastic and misunderstood, Hancock’s well-intentioned heroics might get the deadly sexy Fox recruits him into the Fraternity, a secret society that trains Wes to the job done and save countless lives, but always seem to leave jaw-dropping damage in their wake. avenge his father’s death by unlocking his dormant powers. As she teaches him how The public has fi nally had enough-- as grateful as they are to have their local hero, the good citizens to develop lightning-quick refl exes and phenomenal agility, Wes discovers this team of Los Angeles are wondering what they ever did to deserve this guy. Hancock isn’t the kind of man lives by an ancient, unbreakable code: carry out the death orders given by fate itself. who cares what other people think, until the day that he saves the life of PR executive Ray Embrey, With wickedly brilliant tutors- including the fraternity’s enigmatic leader, Sloan (Morgan and the sardonic superhero begins to realize that he may have a vulnerable side after all. Starring: Freeman), Wes grows to enjoy all the strength he ever wanted. From the comic book Will Smith, Jason Bateman, Eddie Marsan and Charlize Theron. Rated PG-13 hancock-movie.com miniseries, written by Mark Millar with art by J. G. Jones and published by Top Cow in 2003 and 2004. Rated R wantedmovie.com KIT KITTREDGE: AN AMERICAN GIRL In the fi rst feature fi lm based on the hugely popular Ameri- can Girl® book series, Oscar nominee Abigail Breslin (Little Miss Sunshine, Nim’s Island) stars as JULY 2 a resourceful young girl whose bravery, compassion and determination help her solve a mystery that saves her family’s home during the Great Depression. Aspiring reporter Kit Kittredge can’t re- HANCOCK How can you go wrong with Will Smith in an offbeat summer comedy? sist bringing home strays, whether it’s Grace, an abandoned basset hound, or Will (Max Thieriot of There are heroes... there are superheroes... and then there’s Hancock. With great Jumper) and Countee (Willow Smith), a pair of young hobos willing to trade work for meals. Bright, power comes great responsibility-- everyone knows that --everyone, that is, but Han- inquisitive and generous, Kit is a natural born leader. But her happy childhood is abruptly interrupted when her father (Chris O’Donnell) loses his car dealership and must leave Cincinnati to look for work. Kit and her mother Margaret (Julia Ormond) THE DARK KNIGHT are left to manage on their own, growing vegetables, selling eggs and even taking in an assortment of boarders including an itinerant magician (Stanley Tucci), a vivacious dance instructor on the prowl for a husband (Jane Krakowski) and a zany mobile librarian (Joan Cusack). When a crime spree sweeps Cincinnati, all signs point to the local “hobo jungle,” where Will and Countee live with a group of their impoverished compan- ions. Kit, who always has her antennae out for a good news story, con- vinces her new friends to take her to see the hobo camp for herself and writes an article that creates a sympathetic portrait of the camp’s resi- dents. But when Kit’s mother and their boarders become the latest victims in a string of robberies, Kit’s loyalties are tested. Will is accused of the crimes and, with all of their savings gone, the Kittredges face losing their house to foreclosure. Determined to recover the stolen money and believ- ing Will is innocent, Kit recruits her friends Ruthie (Madison Davenport) and Stirling (Zach Mills) to help her track down the real culprit. Together they uncover a plot that goes far beyond Cincinnati! Rated G kitkittredge. com

JULY 11

HELLBOY II: THE GOLDEN ARMY Ol’ ruby-face is back for another blend of action and humor as the saga of the world’s toughest, kitten-loving hero from Hell continues to unfold in Hellboy 2: The Golden Army. After an ancient truce existing between humankind and the invisible realm of the fantastic is broken, hell on Earth is ready to erupt. A ruthless leader who treads the world above and the one below defi es his bloodline and awakens an unstoppable army of creatures. Now, it’s up to the planet’s toughest, roughest superhero to battle the merciless dictator and his ma- rauders. He may be red. He may be horned. He may be misunderstood. But when you need the job done right, it’s time to call in Hellboy. Along with his team in the Bureau for Paranormal Research and Defense- the pyrokinetic hottie Liz (Selma Blair), aquatic empath Abe (Doug Jones) and protoplasmic mystic Johann- the BPRD will battle the creatures and Hellboy, a creature of two worlds who’s accepted by neither, must choose

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between the life he knows and an unknown destiny. Starring: Ron Perlman, Selma Blair, Jeffrey Tambor, Doug Jones and Ladislav Beran. hellboymovie.com

MEET DAVE A massive fi reball falls from space and hits New York’s Central Park and an ordinary man emerges unscathed. The man turns out to actually be a spaceship vehicle with a crew of 100 human-looking miniature aliens who are one-quarter inch tall and seeking a way to save their planet. Complications ensue when their ship becomes smit- ten with an Earth woman who’s always picked losers for previous romances. Starring Eddie Murphy, Gabrielle Union, Ed Helms, Elizabeth Banks and Judah Friedlander. Rated PG meetdavemovie.com

JOURNEY TO THE CENTER OF THE EARTH A science professor’s untraditional hypoth- eses have made him the laughing stock of the academic community. But on an expedi- tion in Iceland, he and his nephew stumble upon a major discovery that launches them on a thrilling journey deep beneath the Earth’s surface, where they travel through never- before-seen worlds and encounter a variety of unusual creatures.The fi lm will transpose the novel into the present day and will be mostly live action, with only the landscape and

july movies creatures supplied by computer-generated graphics. The fi lm will be projected using Real D Cinema technology, a format that made its debut with the release of Chicken Little. As such, it will be the fi rst wide-release fi lm to be released exclusively in the Real D Cinema format, as approximately 1500 theatres will have Digital 3-D compatibility by the time of its release. Starring Brendan Fraser, Josh Hutcherson and Anita Briem. Rated PG jour- ney3dmovie.com

JULY 18

THE DARK KNIGHT Christian Bale as Batman takes on the Joker, Heath Ledger in his fi nal completed feature fi lm role. With the help of Lieutenant Jim Gordon and District At- torney Harvey Dent, Batman sets out to destroy organized crime in Gotham for good. But they soon fi nd themselves facing a rising criminal mastermind known as the Joker, who thrusts Gotham into total chaos and forces the Dark Knight ever closer to crossing the fi ne line between hero and vigilante. Starring Christian Bale, Heath Ledger, Aaron Eck- hart, Maggie Gyllenhaal, Michael Caine, Gary Oldman, Morgan Freeman. Talking about his friend and co-star Ledger, Bale stated in a recent interview, “I can’t do anything else (continued on page 38)

movies | eujacksonville.com | JULY 2008 37 but hope that it will be an absolutely appropriate celebration of his work.” Rated PG13 thedarkknight.warnerbros.com

SPACE CHIMPS Space Chimps is an intergalactic comedy that highlights the antics of astronaut chimps with the “wrong stuff.” Ham III (Samberg), the slacker grandson of the fi rst chimp blasted into space before manned spacefl ight, joins two other as- tronaut chimps for a dangerous mission through a black hole to an inhabited planet. When they’re stranded there, the chimps must help the inhabitants rid themselves of a tyrannical leader, and then fi gure out how to get back to Earth. Starring Andy Samberg, Patrick Warburton, Zach Shada, Jeff Daniels and Andy Samberg. Rated G spacechimp- spower.com

MAMA MIA This fi lm is a dazzling spectacle adaptation of the West End musical of the same name based on the songs of pop group ABBA. The title of the fi lm comes from the group’s 1975 chart-topper ‘Mamma Mia.’ Oscar winner Meryl Streep will head the cast of the fi lm and the three women who created the worldwide smash stage hit- global producer Judy Craymer, writer Catherine Johnson and director Phyllida Lloyd- repeat their roles in bringing this joyful, musical story to the big screen. Pierce Bros-

july movies nan, Colin Firth, Stellan Skarsgård, Christine Baranski, Julie Walters, Amanda Seyfried and Dominic Cooper join Streep in this celebration of an independent, single mother who owns a small hotel on an idyllic Greek island. Donna (Streep) is about to let go of Sophie (Amanda Seyfried), the spirited daughter she’s raised alone. For Sophie’s wedding, Donna has invited her two lifelong best girlfriends- practical and no-nonsense Rosie (Julie Walters) and wealthy, multi-divorcee Tanya (Christine Baranski)- from her one-time backing band, Donna and the Dynamos. But Sophie has secretly invited three guests of her own. On a quest to fi nd the identity of her father to walk her down the aisle, she brings back three men from Donna’s past to the Mediterranean paradise they visited 20 years earlier. Over 24 chaotic, magical hours, new love will bloom and old romances will be rekindled on this lush island full of possibilities. Inspired by the sto- rytelling magic of ABBA’s songs from ‘Dancing Queen’ and ‘S.O.S.’ to ‘Money, Money, Money’ and ‘Take a Chance on Me,’ Mamma Mia! is a celebration of mothers and daughters, old friends and new family found. Rated PG13 mammamiamovie.com

JULY 25

THE STEP BROTHERS Brennan Huff, a sometimes employed thirty-nine-year-old, lives with his mother, Nancy. Dale Doback, a terminally unemployed forty-year-old lives with his father, Robert. When Robert and Nancy marry and move in together, Brennan and Dale are forced to live with each other as step-brothers. As their selfi sh and downright aggressive laziness threaten to tear the family apart, these two middle-aged, immature, overgrown boys will orchestrate an insane, elaborate plan to keep their parents to- gether so they can keep thier slackard lifestyle. To pull it off, they must form an unlikely bond that maybe, just maybe, will fi nally get them out of the house. Starring Will Fer- rell, John C. Reilly, Adam Scott, Mary Steenburgen and Kathryn Hahn. sonypictures. com/movies/stepbrothers

THE X-FILES: I WANT TO BELIEVE In grand X-Files manner, the fi lm’s storyline is being kept under wraps. This much can be revealed: It is a stand-alone story in the tradition of some of the show’s most acclaimed and beloved episodes, and takes the complicated relationship between Fox Mulder and Dana Scully in unexpected direc- tions. Mulder continues his unshakable quest for the truth, and Scully, the passionate, ferociously intelligent physician, remains inextricably tied to Mulder’s pursuits. (Natch) Starring David Duchovny, Gillian Anderson, Xzibit , Amanda Peet and Billy Connolly. Rated PG13 xfi les.com

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